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April 2, 2019 - Freedomain Radio - Stefan Molyneux
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Stefan Molyneux Tries Minecraft Survival !#$%@#%? Part 1
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Alright, so we are trying something new in Minecraft.
So we're not going to just wander around and try not to fall off the edge.
By the way, I previously explored this world in Creative, so it has good mining caves.
I didn't look for where the ores were.
Oh my goodness, that is your face.
But no, I didn't look for where the ores were or anything.
I just basically found a cool place for a house.
I made sure there were animals nearby and stuff that we could use for food.
So we're going to play Survival.
I'm going to teach him how to do it.
You're going to teach me how to do Survival because I was a little lost Bouncing around the last time, right?
So let's do the play, and we're going to play until one of us dies.
And we're going to assume who's most likely to die.
Yeah, that's right.
No, that's fair.
That's true, right?
All right.
We spawn.
Hi.
So tell me, oh, these pretty flowers.
Yeah, they used to look so ugly in the previous update.
Here, do you see me?
Yes.
We can't hurt each other, see?
Yep.
Wait, but should we be able to hurt each other?
Uh, no.
Friendly fire.
I turned it off.
Okay, got it.
Oh, come on.
Swim.
Swim!
Oh, swim?
Okay.
Yeah, I see sheep.
We better go get it.
Alright, so tell me the plan for survival, now that we're not in, like, socialist paradise creative world where we can just have as much as we want.
Okay.
We weren't creative last time, but... So... At times we were, right?
No, we kind of used cheats.
Okay.
Alright.
So, right now, we're gonna... Well, first let's just kill the sheep, because I see it.
Because we need it for the beds, right?
Yeah, the beds.
I think my rap song went to number one from last time.
Probably.
All right, got it.
I have no idea what that meant, but... Oh, remember I did this... Yeah, yeah, I do.
All right, I sleep on sheep, I'm a fool for wool.
Oh, so I'm thinking we could build our house right here.
Ooh, that's nice.
So we want stuff that's easy to defend, right?
Like at the top of an area?
With good visibility, right?
Yeah.
Also, so now, follow... see me?
Last time when you said turn around and I turned around in real life, I got roundly marked for it, so I'm just aware of that.
So, let's just jump down while we take a little bit of hit point damage.
Sorry, I went in the water, oops.
So, if... Sheep!
Oh my gosh!
Oh my gosh, that's a lot of sheep in here.
Man, no wonder they... Do you know what's funny about the word sheep?
What?
It's the same word for both one and many.
Like there's pig and pigs.
There's one sheep and many sheep.
It's the same word.
Oh yeah, that's kind of cool.
Be a lot easier language if that was more common.
Dad, quick question.
How many wool do you have?
Oh, one.
Only one?
Yeah.
Oh, there's a baby sheep.
Oh, it's cute.
Okay.
Can we let the baby sheep live?
Yeah, you can't get wool from baby sheep.
Oh, I see an adult sheep.
Oh my gosh.
There's a sheep in the tree.
Oh my gosh.
In the tree?
Yeah, I just hid it out.
Tree sheep.
So I'm just going to kill two more, so then we will have enough for two beds, I think.
Alright, excellent.
I'm hitting the sheep with the sheep.
This is, like, horrible.
In a way, right?
I'm hitting the sheep with the sheep.
You have two pieces of wool?
I have two pieces of wool.
Okay, I'm just going to give you a third piece right now.
I shouldn't eat this because it's raw mutton, right?
Yeah, it doesn't kill you.
Alright.
Here, there's your wool.
I'm right with you.
Dad, see the wool?
Look down.
Yeah, got it.
Alright, and now?
So let's go find...
Oh, come see here.
Sorry.
Right where I am.
See these two blocks of wood, they spawn like really close together.
So go break the other side.
I'm pretty sure I shouldn't be doing this with the wool.
It doesn't matter.
Oh, because until we get something decent it doesn't really matter.
So you break that side there.
And how many of these blocks do we need?
Like as many as you can get.
We'll break like five trees each.
What?
Are we going to have to fast forward this?
No.
No, people don't mind it.
As long as they're on volume, they'll be occupied.
Alright.
And you know what?
I have a new vow with Minecraft.
What?
I am not going to complain about the graphics.
Thank you.
I'm not.
If you do, I'm going to complain about the graphics.
And then he complains.
I'm just going to pretend.
And then he complains about the graphics.
No, no, have I?
No.
I'm just going to pretend that I either have bad eyesight or I've just fallen back in time to 1982.
Alright.
To my Atari 800.
Actually, no, the Atari 800 has... Do you remember Mom got that as a Christmas gift?
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, that's right.
Alright.
There we go.
Okay.
This is a really pretty world.
I have six pieces of... Okay, and I can't finish this because I accidentally started... Is there a difference... Sorry to interrupt.
Is there a difference between the light and dark wood?
Yeah, it's just basically quality.
I mean, like, I like the lighter wood, to be honest.
It's pretty, right?
Yeah, but the birch, we can often use it.
I mean, I use often the birch for crafting.
That's some close, that's some close tree.
You want closer?
That, that, oh my gosh!
Me.
Just me over here.
Right.
Do you like my skin?
It's, like, pretty, right?
Only one member of this family was allowed ever to be inside another, and that's you and Mom.
That's it.
Yep.
Too confusing otherwise.
Yep.
All right.
I have seven pieces of wood and three pieces of... I actually really like silver birches, eh?
I have 15.
You do?
Well, then don't break them.
When I was a kid growing up in England, there was a Dutch elm disease that was really harsh on the forests.
Oh, seriously?
Oh my gosh.
I have 19.
That's weird.
Well, odd.
Not weird.
I don't know.
I don't know!
So, Dad?
Holland is an interesting country.
I like it a lot.
I've only been there once, but it's like Holland.
It's Dutch.
There's another word for it.
It's anyway.
That's weird.
Yeah.
Well, odd, not weird.
I don't know.
All right.
I don't know.
So, Dad?
12.
We got enough, right?
Dad.
We got enough?
Yeah.
So, I have 64 and 12 pieces because I already made all my wood.
Wait, you have 64?
How do you have 64?
No, that's because I just broke everything.
I built it.
Oh, okay, okay.
Dad, you never finished breaking the birch tree.
Alright, hang on.
I'm going to make some wood.
What?
Okay.
You remember, like, you just, uh... Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Click it until it gets to 64, then.
Yeah, okay.
Okay, so that's how you got it.
Because you get more than one out of the tree.
Okay.
You get four.
Okay, so if we've got... I believe I'm beating sheep to death with their own blood.
You don't need any more, Dad.
Yay, sticks!
Oh, Beth, that must be new.
There's like this thing where you... Sticks?
Yeah, if trees fall, decay, you get sticks.
That never used to happen before.
Sticks, also, is the name of a river in mythology which you cross to get to the dead.
Yeah, yeah, sounds cool.
There's Sticks Hexenhammer 666.
Yeah, I remember I used to... You like his logo, right?
I love his profile.
He's got a dragon.
What the heck?
That's so weird.
And also, Sticks was the name of an album.
When I was a little bit older than you, I loved this album called Paradise Theater.
Sounds fun.
Follow me.
Which means nothing to you.
Nothing.
Alright, I follow you.
And we're gonna go build the house now?
Yeah, just follow me.
Alright.
No, I like that.
It's a good song for walking.
Oh, well.
I bet you can't jump here.
See?
You are correct.
No, it's a bit hard, so.
Oh.
What?
Insulting my Minecraft skills.
Yes, I am.
Actually, I think it's fair to say that I don't have Minecraft skill.
I have a Minecraft skill.
You can also walk on lollipops.
I saw that.
Yeah, I saw that earlier.
It looked kind of neat, right?
Just like in real life.
I like to think of them as sideways, rotten Pac-Men.
What?
Zombie Pac-Men.
That sounds very, very peaceful.
Healthy?
Healthy.
Where are we going?
Okay, let's go up to the top of the ridge where our house is and then we can build a proper pathway up.
Sorry, I just could not speak there.
It's not that necessary for this kind of show.
No, it's really not.
I mean, it's okay.
It's only being viewed by, I don't know, tens of thousands of people.
Yes.
No pressure.
All right.
Keep it entertaining.
So can I build one wall?
So yeah, watch.
So see me.
You start it, and I'll fill it in.
I'm going to build the very bottom, yeah.
I only want a tiny house.
How about you?
We don't need a big one.
Yeah, that's fine.
OK.
Boop boop.
OK, I'll just start building the second layer, OK?
Yeah, just start after me.
Dad, you're standing right in the path.
It's OK.
In the way.
And that's right.
I used to do the corners, which drove you crazy, because it was a catastrophic waste of resources.
Well, no, I mean, you just don't need them.
Right.
And then I'm going to build one here just to go up to do the third layer.
Yeah, that's fine.
I do that a lot, too.
Dad, do you want to see how fast I build?
I do.
Oops, I made a mistake.
It's a catastrophe.
What?
I've lost all helpful views.
All right, hang on, let me come back up.
It's OK.
Here, do you want an extra?
There.
Oops, it's OK, Dad.
Just don't build the roof yet.
No, I just have to break these things.
I keep putting them.
By accident.
Yeah, that happens a lot.
In the wrong spot, right?
I just broke the wall underneath me and I died.
Alright.
I do not die.
I like how when you half-break them, they heal.
I know.
Like an ankle.
Like an what?
That's true.
I'm so confused.
Alright.
No, because you can break your own ankle and then it'll heal.
So, can I go up and make the roof?
Not quite yet.
I want to do something first.
So, I'm going to place the crafting table inside the house.
Alright.
It's just in the corner.
Okay.
That's really helpful.
Now, should I make the roof?
Uh, not quite yet.
Alright.
Oh, do you want to do another layer?
I like how you just said that twice.
What?
Sorry, yeah, I did.
Should we make another layer?
Um, we don't need two layers.
I'm just gonna... Sorry, I keep thinking that we have to make the roof, like, right from the top one down.
Yeah, you don't.
But you can actually, yeah, you know.
I learned that in Minecraft videos.
It was like a noob versus pro.
That's how the noob build his house, except in dirt.
So I'm just like, I'm gonna be a noob.
Except non-dirt.
So I'm gonna build a bed, actually.
And then... So Dad, go on the crafting table so you can jump down.
It doesn't matter.
Alright.
Crafting table.
And then, you see the bed?
Right there?
There.
Yeah.
Now just click it, as you know.
Got it.
And now you can put... Wait!
I want colors!
Yeah, you can get colors later.
I mean, like, okay, we'll have to kill new sheep.
So, Dad, don't place your bed yet.
You don't need to make those yet.
Oh, I'm missing a stick.
Oh, I need to make a stick.
So, you see this?
Just a moment.
I've got essential things happening here.
No, Dad!
No, not the signs again!
People love the signs, boo!
What can I do?
Write it.
Alright, can I?
Alright.
How about, write this.
You can place it on the wall.
Can you give me one of your signs?
Yeah, I think so.
Okay, let me just think of... Wait, I'm going to break the sign.
I just want... I want one, so... Didn't we just... Oh, okay, so you can make one.
Okay, I got it, I got it.
Z, I'm going to write ZZY.
No, Dad, wait.
House of the Rising Sun.
That's a very old blues song.
Can we do something?
Can I place it right, like... There is a house in New Orleans.
In the block I'm breaking, can I place it right on this block?
Yeah.
They call the rising sun, and it's been a ruin.
Let's create a name that's creative.
I'm going to destroy my sign that says... That's your creative name?
It's your name?
No.
No, how about let's do something like... So I'm going to give something here that's going to make... Do you like my look?
Make people kind of twitchy, particularly if mom ever sees this.
Alright.
Why?
Why do you have to be so twitchy?
Okay, so Izzy, come out here.
Tell me why this is going to make people twitchy, or mom in particular.
Yeah.
Out the front?
Yeah, I see left wing.
I'm looking at your screen.
Now, is it correct?
When you're facing the house.
No, it isn't.
See, it's on the right, but it's called left-wing.
That's not funny.
Now, do you know what left-wing also means?
What?
Hillary Clinton support.
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
I had an idea.
Like, when you said right-wing, I'm like, does that mean Republicans?
Yeah, kind of, right?
All right.
Now, can I just mention something?
What?
Now, would you say I have complained a lot lately in the game?
You're going to complain?
A tiny bit.
Okay, so here's what I would say right now, and I'm going to have to say it like this.
Are you ready?
What?
Didn't I earlier suggest that we make a roof because now the rain is falling into my mouth?
I'm copying from last time because I'm turning Friendly Fire on, like I said last time.
We got so many hilarious comments about that.
Beth is getting wet.
I still find it hilarious, the comment that was like, Like, learn how to be a Minecraft pro or something, and then name yourself Bald Gandalf.
Oh yeah, that was pretty funny.
Alright.
Click it, so click it on the, no you don't.
Go back, go back, go back.
Since the beds can face different positions, you have to go, so, move this way, move, move there, move to the corner, move to the corner.
Okay, we're good now.
You're good?
Now face there, now click it.
Because beds can be placed in different directions, what?
That makes sense.
Totally.
Can I have your birch wood?
You sure can.
How do I throw it?
I don't know.
Go into your inventory.
And then drag it off your screen.
There?
No.
Go.
Just drag it.
Oh, I see.
Then you just throw it at me.
Oh, cool.
That's nice.
I'm happy now.
Now, can I build a roof?
Fine, go build a roof.
Because our beds are getting wet!
I don't care about if my bed's wet.
Alright, so I'm gonna go out, and I've still got tons of blocks.
Of blocks.
I already made the step to go out and make the roof.
I'm gonna make the roof badly, but I'm gonna make it well.
What?
That's a complete contradiction!
Oh wait, Dad, I got a super cool idea for the roof.
What's that?
Make it out of mutton?
Yes.
That was totally my idea.
Here's my idea.
So look, if you look very carefully... Now Izzy, it's time to educate you something about something that was common when I was younger.
I'm scared.
And we have the perfect way to do it right now.
So when I was younger, I think they're still around, but I don't see them that much anymore or hear about them.
There used to be these things called waterbeds.
Have I told you about those?
I don't think so.
So a waterbed is basically a big giant sack with water in it that you sleep on.
What?
And you will often have dreams of drowning.
What?
You will have dreams of being in the belly of a whale.
Who wants that?
No, so people liked it.
So why am I thinking about a waterbed right now, Boo?
Because our bed's soaking wet.
Not for long though.
Wait, wait, wait.
The rain.
Wait.
Yep.
Be scared, Dad.
Now can I make a blow dryer?
No.
A heating coil.
Look at that cozy night bed.
Alright.
One second.
One second.
I'm not in settings right now.
I'm just going to see if I can make stuff now.
I smacked you.
Because?
Because dad joke.
Oh.
Was that technically?
Now you can't smack me back because I just turned Flemley Fire off.
Oh, did you?
This is a very interesting exercise in power dynamics to have you in control of the whole thing.
So, let's build a chest.
I just want to point out that we're still alive, which goes against all of my expectations so far.
Also against our expectations if we were actually in the woods.
So put everything in your chest.
I don't want the mutton, right?
You can put it with the other one, Dad.
Oh, yeah, yeah, you're right.
See?
I'm smart.
Yes, indeed.
I don't keep my sticks.
Put it with my wood plank.
All right.
Your wood.
Your wood.
With your wood plank.
Yeah.
Do you see?
No, no, no.
Oh, that was good, though.
No, they match.
They don't match.
One is dirt and the other is oak wood plank.
Yeah.
Birch wood plank.
Oh, birch wood.
Okay, sorry.
I messed up.
Well, that's all right, darling.
I've chosen to forgive you.
Because you mess up a lot?
Yes, that's fair.
So now, we don't have any weapons, right?
You know what, Chad?
I actually kind of like this little view.
I know, it's pretty great.
Like the big Lego clouds and all that, which would really make you believe in a deity.
Okay, so Dad, I want you to take these two sticks from the chest, and then the rest of the wood planks.
The 17 wood planks.
And then I want you to go on a crafting table.
This is going to be way longer than 20 minutes.
And what am I making?
I want you to make a wooden pickaxe.
Because reasons.
A wooden pickaxe.
Got it.
You see mine?
Made it.
You see mine?
Now what do I need for the sword?
Oh, I need a stick.
Yeah, but we don't need a sword.
Actually, yeah, we kind of do.
We do, right?
Yeah, okay, so take, uh, let's go make some more sticks.
Oh wait, I have to go, wait, there are sticks in here.
No, we took the sticks.
Okay, so we gotta go get wood, right?
Uh, I'm gonna, no, no, I just made some sticks.
Yeah.
And now I get to make a sword.
Okay, I'm gonna give you my items.
Dad, Dad, before you break anything.
Yep, I'm coming back in.
Do you see me?
Yes.
And then we go like this.
You gave me a sword?
No, I'm not giving you a sword because you have to make it yourself.
How do I turn friendly fire back on?
You can't.
It's not in your options.
I'm so kind.
I have a sword, don't you?
Oh, I can go craft a sword now, right?
I'm also level 4, so I'm a genius.
Okay, I have no idea what I'm saying.
Alright.
And now?
Now what do we do?
So, let's go mining!
Actually, Dad, it would be very smart to actually bring some wood.
I have wood with me.
Oakwood Place?
I'm just going to take a little bit because we might actually really need some wood.
Pickaxe.
Is the pickaxe any good at breaking trees?
No, it's the same.
I say don't use it because it wastes pickaxes.
It also gets damaged over time.
Yeah, it does.
I mean, I think it has like 54 hits, a full pickaxe.
Really?
You can break things 54 times.
Okay, so I have 7 pieces of wood because, you know, reasons.
So, see me?
Oh, I think there's a mining cave.
Oh, it's massive, and there's a smaller one.
So don't go into that massive one.
No, no, no!
Dad, don't!
Get away from it!
This seems familiar from our last game.
And also, yeah, you told me later, and I think I noticed it a little bit, that you can climb up the waterfalls, right?
Yeah, you can swim up waterfalls.
It's like, really realistic.
Do you see me?
Oh yeah, I do.
You have to climb up here because reasons.
Because reasons, like my new saying, so.
It is a new saying.
Actually, it's a common saying for some people, right?
It's like, I have no reasons.
Oh, sheep!
Should I get one?
No, you don't need it.
You don't need it, Dad.
You don't need it.
Alright, I'm with you.
Is this a mining cave here?
Looks like one.
Should I drop down and damage myself like you did, or try and do it better?
Ah, it doesn't matter.
No dark, it's okay.
I just need to find some coal.
I'll turn my brightness up full Because yeah, oh I can see a little bit.
I got this because I got this light for the camera right so it's a little It's like trying to see oh, it's not lava.
It's bright.
Okay.
All we need is coal.
Don't go down there Please I beg you there's a creeper.
So oh, oh, that's right cuz we're monstrous, right?
Do you remember that the guy who did the thing?
It's like so creep.
So it's like um, oh Oh, the comment, right?
Stefan's character finds a creeper, right?
Yeah, yeah.
And then it's creeper, it's the noise of a creeper, right?
Yeah.
And then it's Stefan, not an ARG, and then creeper equals boom!
That's right.
That's right.
Oh, they're both trying, they want to kill us.
Dad, it's going to murder me!
Wait, are you fighting?
No, I'm not, I'm just running away.
Alright.
Because I'm not scared.
Oh, yeah, I see the little guy there.
He's got the green eyes, the red eyes, right?
That's the spider.
Alright.
So I'm just doing something.
It's been a while.
Oh, you made a torch.
I made four torches.
Sweet.
My eyes have sprung into the youthful spring.
Oh my gosh.
Don't don't don't.
Oh, I believe I can.
Okay, let's just jump.
I think that would be a little different.
Oh, All right, just a tiny bit of damage.
So these are somewhat randomly generated, right?
Now, if we go down, how do we get back up?
We're going to find a way.
Does that mean that we turn cheats back on?
Is that the plan?
Maybe.
Yeah, yeah.
All right.
Oh, monsters!
It wants to kill me.
I feel sad, Dad.
Friendy.
Dad, it's rejecting me.
OK, I'm with you.
Did I push you?
No, I just fell off.
Well, I meant to.
I'm going to kill it.
Just kidding.
I just killed the zombie.
Oh, that's you.
Sorry, I thought you were the zombie because you're green.
Alright.
What is this?
It's a baby zombie!
It's not moving, so I think it's a glitch.
Oh my gosh, that thing is a glitch.
A glitch?
Yeah, it's, like, not exactly working.
I mean, it's not trying to kill me, so.
Alright.
Do not eat rotten flesh.
It's, like, Minecraft number one rule.
Okay, Minecraft number one rule is do not dig straight down.
No, actually, the rotten flesh thing is also a good rule for life as a whole.
Like, it's not just Minecraft.
I would say as a whole.
Like, I steer clear of that for the menu item, and actually I would steer clear of any restaurants that had that on the menu item.
Dad, dad, dad, dad, dad!
Wait, I'm babbling.
Dad, I don't care about your babbling.
Okay, fair enough.
And now?
See this?
Gold!
There's gold!
Okay, we can't break that yet.
Boy, you know, I was up north forever.
Didn't find a whole lot of this stuff.
Dad, just wait.
I'm gonna doze.
Don't take my cobblestone.
Alright.
So this is granite.
I remember that from last time.
The brown stuff here?
That's...
Iron!
Don't break it yet!
Don't break it!
Stop!
Yeah, it's killing my pickaxe, right?
No, we just need a stone pickaxe to break that.
So, that's what I'm going to get.
I'm making a furnace.
Oh, here?
Well, no.
So, a furnace so that we can make iron.
Okay, whatever.
Can I just pick up this stuff?
Dad!
Is that not helpful?
Does it matter who has it, darling?
We're family.
Yes, it does, because we need all our stuff.
Okay.
That is not... That's in here.
Dad, actually, so... Oh, that's where we came from, because there are all of the torches, right?
Lanterns.
I'm going to make a pickaxe.
So Dad, I'm placing our pickaxe below the gold.
So if you go in, you can make some steaks and then you can make a stone pickaxe if you have enough stone.
Some what?
Sticks.
I thought you said steaks.
Steaks.
I said steaks.
I said steaks.
Because steaks are fun.
Because, you know, steaks and fries can be tasty.
Alright.
So I'm making steaks?
Yeah.
Right?
Sticks.
No, steaks.
How many do I make?
Make one.
Okay, well I got six.
That's okay.
So, and then now you can make your stone pickaxe.
Oh, genius.
All right, I got it.
Genius?
How is that a genius?
I'm confused.
Well, I mean, it's a genius part of the game that we can do this.
So now you can mine your iron.
Okay, I'm mining it.
Would we be dead if this wasn't on EZ?
Maybe.
There would probably be more.
Whoa, Izzy, I found lava and red stuff.
What?
Red stuff?
I'm staring at the lava and I'm seeing through time.
I'm seeing a full head of hair and teeth.
A full head of teeth, that's what I'm seeing.
You know, like if a shark bit you but didn't quite make it.
So should I go down here and mine stuff?
Dad, I'm literally out of food.
Can I get some or else I'm going to die.
What do I have?
I don't think I have any food.
Can I use cheats?
No, can I just please use cheats?
I forgot to bring food.
Please.
I need to use cheats, I'm sorry.
How many chicken bones do you have?
Or chicken drumsticks?
I have two left.
Can we go back up?
No, that's going to be really hard.
We don't have... Okay, please, can I just please... No, we're going to do it straight.
Then I'm going to die.
No, we go back up.
No, I want to... No, Dad, we can't... We're going to have to build too much and I'm not going to have the energy to build anything.
Alright, well we'll cut this part out.
Out of family shame.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Dad!
Having my fundamentalist moment.
We're both going to get a little bit of food.
Alright.
See the thing is, now I won't make any vegan jokes.
Yeah, make a vegan joke.
Should I?
Yeah.
Alright, well, so, I would like to get vegan food, but, you know, the problem is we still won't have any energy after that anyway, so... Not really.
Alright.
Although, they say there are vegan bodybuilders, but... We both got five porkchops.
Porkchops, alright.
Porkchops, sorry.
Alright, so we get a pig ad on those?
I'm really confused.
Where does pork come from?
What?
Where does pork come from?
Pigs.
Pigs, alright.
Pigs!
Now what?
Pigans!
Oh, should we go down and mine the red stuff?
I better break the crafting table quickly.
Sure.
Can I go down?
Okay, I'm going down.
I'm making my command decision.
I feel like you're going to die.
Unthinkable.
Highly likely.
No, Dad, you can't yet!
Don't break it!
Oh, is it going to get burned up in the lava?
You need an iron pickaxe.
No, I can't break it.
No, but you don't get anything.
Oh, right, right, right.
Do you remember from last time?
Yes, I remember now.
When I got really mad enough.
Yeah, yeah, I remember.
There's more lava and redstone!
And a bat!
And a what?
A bat.
Whoa!
I have a feeling we're going down so far that things are not going to be good for going back up, right?
Uh, yeah, probably not, so we might have to... Alright, so what should we do now?
Um, I'm gonna... Remind me why we're down here iron... um, ironing.
Why we're down here mining?
Um, because we need mine to get...
Uh, yeah, to get an order.
You can do it.
Switch to English.
What?
Switch to English.
Okay.
Switching to English.
Activated in 16 minutes.
Okay.
What do we got?
So, in the furnace, we can't do exactly anything.
Oh yeah, I'm gonna put my fuel in.
Dad, do you have any iron?
No, you don't do.
I don't.
Oh, there's more iron right here.
I just started mining it with my hand.
Like, really smart of you guys.
Is that the stuff with the brown?
Yeah, it's irony.
Alright.
Irony, get it?
I don't know.
I just kind of did not realize that I made that joke.
Wait, there's iron.
I better mine it and then I'll give you some after I make an iron pickaxe.
It's all good.
I got five.
I also want to crouch.
Pardon me?
I want to crouch to go under ledges, because that's the way a lot of first-person shooters... I can't wait for the new Doom to come out.
I'm going to open a whole gaming channel for that.
Yes, we should, except I'm probably not going to listen to you.
In our philosophy, it turns out it's actually quite a tricky profession, but... Forget philosophy.
Yeah, yeah, forget that.
I'll just disassemble demons with my bare hands.
Well, actually, kind of similar to philosophy, but a little more visceral.
All right.
What am I doing?
I made an iron pickaxe!
Wait, did you make a forge?
Oh, furnace.
Furnace.
I'm making the iron ingot, right?
It's called a furnace, okay?
Do you see in there?
So just wait until it gets to three.
Three, okay, got it.
Push that over a little.
Make it go faster.
Ow!
Ear flick!
Ear flick.
Alright, thank goodness for the ant.
I'm tickling your belly.
That's so amusing for her.
All right.
I've got three iron ingots.
Now what do I do?
Oh, I go back to the crafting table, right?
Yes!
And I make?
Yes, yes, yes.
What do I make?
Iron pickaxe?
Yes, iron pickaxe.
Iron pullcats.
All right.
So that's always going to be better than my stone.
So now we can go down.
And we can actually mine the red stuff.
Now we can go and mine the red stuff.
All right.
Right after I jump in the lava.
Yep.
Whoa.
No, Dad, don't fall in the lava.
Please, I beg you.
Why is it?
What?
I have my iron pickaxe, but it's not... It is.
Oh, jeez, I'm doing the wrong one.
Okay.
What were you breaking?
My left and right is always a challenge.
Oh, there's another one.
See it?
Uh, yes.
Sorry.
Oh, and there's another one.
Oh, that's lucky.
That's really weird.
Wait, I saw a flash of green.
Oh no, that was just a number somewhere on my screen.
All right.
I saw a flash of green and a number on my screen.
What?
There's water!
We could jump into the water.
How does that help us?
Wait, should we keep going down or what?
There's lapis!
We're gonna die.
I feel that we have overexplored and now we are too far from the surface.
That happens a lot to me.
Hang on.
I can't jump up to the surface.
All right.
Clearly it's a physics fail.
Alright, so we're down here mining and we can't ever make our way out.
Probably not.
I'm going to turn, when we die, keep inventory to on because I really do not want to lose all this stuff.
I feel there's going to be diamonds down here.
I mean, this is a cave where you just kind of find diamonds.
Right.
But remember, facts don't care about your feelings.
I don't care.
You don't care about facts, not caring about your feelings?
Yeah.
Okay, that's kind of sort of circular.
Diamond!
What?
Diamond!
Wait, you just said you felt that there would be diamonds and you found diamonds?
No, I have no clue.
That's really cool.
Izzy, can you feel like there is a big donation?
Yes, I do.
There are two diamonds!
Wait, the bat!
Is the bat our enemy?
Is it our friend?
Forget the bat!
He's attacking me!
I don't care.
No, it's not.
Oh, okay.
He's flitting.
Like Daddy.
Flirting.
Flirting?
Flirting.
Oh, flirting.
The bat is flirting with me?
Oh, that's funny.
Yes, he's flirting with you.
Oh, I'm going to go mine some redstone.
No, forget the redstone.
Okay, I mined all the diamonds.
I have six pieces of diamonds.
That's enough for two diamond pickaxes.
Uh, good.
This is so rare.
I've never found a mining cave that's good.
Now can I do coal?
We need coal, right?
Yeah.
There was one mining cave where I found 18 diamonds.
My gold is coal.
I'm sorry?
There was one mining cave where I found 18 diamonds along with my friend.
Wow.
It was like rare.
There's a little secret mining cave over here.
All right, I've got a bunch of coal.
Wait, there's something down here.
Where are you?
Well, okay, Dad, tell me, is this real?
Dad, does that look really suspicious?
Like that little bit of water right there?
That looks suspicious.
Like about what?
I don't know.
It feels like there's going to be something down here.
Goodbye, life.
Well, okay.
I like that very, very believable cube of water ending.
Oh, look, Dad.
Look, look.
I found gold.
There's gold.
We are too far down now, aren't we?
We are way too far down.
So what are we going to do?
How do we get back up?
We don't.
This basically just goes on forever, right?
Could be.
No, we have to make our way up, right?
Uh, no, we can't.
No, we could.
We don't have enough building blocks.
I mean, unless you want to sit down here for like five hours, breaking stuff.
No, no, I have 13 blocks and eight other blocks and three other blocks.
Are you kidding me?
That's not going to work, Dad.
You're going to need like 50 blocks here.
All right, so hang on.
If I make my way up, because the only other option is we could cheat, right?
Yeah, I'm probably going to cheat, or I'm just going to die and hope I respawn somewhere good.
Yeah, I do have a feeling that we are a little too far down.
It's like when you learn too much about yourself.
It's too much introspection.
Hey, there's more gold, but I don't care about gold.
Okay, so what do we do now?
I'm really not sure.
Okay.
But you're in charge!
I know that!
You're teaching me and keeping Daddy safe, as we discussed.
So now what?
Do you remember the way we came in?
I teleported you.
Okay.
So this is the way we came in, right?
Where are we?
I have no clue.
What is happening?
I don't know.
So... I have a feeling we need to stop.
Yes!
Because I have a feeling we are stuck.
Stuck for life, Dad.
Yeah.
Ah!
Diamond!
Izzy, forget the diamonds!
We need to go to the top of the... No, but there's more diamonds!
We need to get to safety!
I don't care!
Wait, is this the way up?
There are more diamonds!
This is insane!
Yeah, boo, but it doesn't help us if we can't get out.
How do we get up?
Uh, we don't... No, come on, Izzy, help me.
I'm sorry?
Help me.
How do we get out?
I'm gonna help you.
I have an idea.
Oh!
Oh!
I know!
I'm smart.
I'm smart.
So, what I'm going to do is I'm going to place our furnace.
Ready?
Mm-hmm.
Furnace?
Yep.
It's going to be placed... Jetpack!
Make us a jetpack to get us out.
Totally.
Okay.
I have ten diamonds.
I'm so lucky.
Okay.
So, what we're going to do... No.
Wait.
No.
I have to place our crafting table.
No.
I'm sorry.
Okay.
Okay.
Oh, I can make a shield, okay.
Sorry, that's not helpful.
So, I'm thinking we're gonna need... How many iron pieces do you have?
Go into the crafting table.
Oh, uh, crafting?
Sorry, uh, what do we got here?
How many iron pieces?
You have zero iron... Oh, you have one iron ore.
You have one iron ore.
Put that in the furnace.
I have coal in there.
Uh, the furnace, okay.
I am gonna go... Got it.
...down here.
What does that get us?
Well, I'm going to get some iron because we need that.
Right.
So, I'm going to get a bucket and I'm going to take the water and then I can put the water so we can float up.
Remember the way we climb up the waterfalls?
Seriously?
Yes.
Okay.
I'm starting to get an inkling of the creativity that is known as Minecraft.
Okay, I've got an ingot.
Should I do anything else?
Now, I'm just getting a whole bunch more.
Oh my gosh, that's a lot of iron.
I now have six iron pieces.
Do you want me to give you the ingot?
Yes.
No, we're both going to need a bucket.
Oh, I just put it in the water and it flowed somewhere.
Oh no, it's right here.
Should I get it again?
Get it again.
Alright.
Got it.
And now?
Really?
This is going to float us up?
I sure hope.
Alright.
I trust in your creativity.
Thanks.
Don't, don't ever trust my creativity.
Okay, I'm sorry.
That's very reassuring.
So right now we're just gonna wait and uh, yep.
I think we need three to make a... Three what, ingots?
Three ingots.
So dad, you collect the rest of the ingots.
I now have three ingots.
Where are they?
They're in the furnace.
Oh, okay.
Well, you need to collect, make sure you get three ingots.
Yeah, I'm right.
Alright.
Alright, I have two ingots.
I took the water, I took the water.
Oh, you can't stack the ingots?
Oh yes you can, okay.
Okay, what have we got here?
Alright, I have three ingots now.
Okay, so I'm just gonna break this.
I'm just breaking the crafting table too.
I can see that.
Alright, now.
How do we get out?
Climb.
Swim up.
What the?
Swim up.
Oh, cool.
All right.
I'm having a little trouble seeing where we are because I've got so many bright lights on.
Okay.
Wait, I took the water bucket again.
Make sure you don't fall into the lava.
All right.
It's a good life lesson.
What?
It's a good life lesson.
True.
You know, so much in Minecraft is applicable to real life.
No eating the rotten flesh.
Yeah, that's what life is.
And no jumping in lava.
All right.
Try and climb up as much as you can.
Now, but we can build some stuff if we need to, right?
Yeah, but I'll be honest, I have no clue where we came in.
Oh, I see, I see, I see it.
Okay, Dad, move out of the way.
You're right in the right spot.
Right in the wrong spot?
Wait, it's gone dark!
Okay, now that's the water.
Wait, I just need a break.
Something, I need a break.
I'm trying to get up here.
Sorry, Dad, it's a mess up.
It's a mess up.
I messed up on this.
It's alright, I'm going up.
That's what we need, right?
I messed up in life, sir.
And now?
We're a bit stuck.
I got a bit stuck, okay?
It's alright.
All mess up in life.
It happens.
Life is eventually one giant mess up.
Yes.
All right.
But we enjoy ourself along the way.
Okay.
I'm sorry.
All right.
Okay.
The water are coming down.
See?
Say hi.
I'm just following your name.
Make sure you don't fall.
Okay.
I'm a little lost here.
The water.
I got it.
Now we can float up.
Do you see?
Wait, float up, or do I need to walk?
Oh, I'm with you.
Okay.
Oh, cool.
All right, so we're getting out.
Oh, I remember this.
Yeah, you put all these things on, right?
Yep.
So?
Do you remember the way out?
I remember there were blocks.
Yep.
Oh my!
Oh my!
No!
No!
Okay.
All right.
I give up.
That's cool.
All right.
Well, good for you.
Well done.
Thanks, I just need to do something, sorry.
Move out of the way.
Yeah, sorry.
It's okay.
Whoa, bumpin' my head.
Good?
Good!
She says, alright.
I'm so kind.
Where'd you go?
Oh, you got up, right?
So, dad?
Yeah?
You see that good ol' water?
Oh my gersh.
What the?
What?
Did you teleport me?
No.
Oh, I just, alright.
Oh wow, okay.
Are we at the surface yet?
No!
Oh goodness.
Are we close?
No.
Gosh.
Okay.
Dad, you're not quite on the water.
Oops.
Where am I?
You just fell.
Whoa, I really did.
Where do I go?
Just climb up the water.
Climb up the water.
Do you see my name?
Oh, I see, I see.
Go to the water near my name.
I got it, I got it.
Okay, sorry I'm recording if I'm being super loud.
It's alright.
No, I know it's a recording.
Okay, I'm taking away the water.
Get it?
Did you get the joke?
I'm taking away the water so you get terrified.
All right, you ought to take the water.
Sir.
Yeah.
I just said sir.
Sir.
I'm like, sir.
It's a rather formal expression.
Sir Bald Gandalf.
Sir Bald Gandalf, right.
Dad, the water, water, water.
I'm following it up?
Yeah, follow up the water.
All right.
Nope.
Der, der will go.
Wait.
Mom would never be able to do this.
Okay, I'm up.
And we're almost out, right?
Almost.
Wait!
I don't think we need any more... We're out!
I see air!
Dad!
I see light!
I never thought I was gonna see the light again!
Daylight!
Daylight!
How long have we been playing for?
I don't know.
This video's going on way longer than I expected.
That's alright.
That's alright.
Well, I thought we would be dead by now.
Don't fall!
Be careful!
Be very careful.
Okay, I see it.
Oh, oh, yeah, yeah.
That's where I was before.
Okay.
I'm chickening out and going around.
Okay.
Yeah, we're both chickening out.
Alright, hang on.
Let me get my axe here.
I thought the iron pickaxe would be better at the trees.
Dad, it's only axes that do better at the trees.
Correct me if I'm wrong in the comments.
Dad, there's an easy way to get up.
I'm just spawning water.
I'm just hacking my way through everything.
Okay.
Sounds good.
I'm out.
Alright, so can we get back to our house?
I see your house!
Oh, it's the house!
Now, where do we, um... Don't ask me anything.
Oh, yeah, there's the house.
Okay, good.
Hello, Miss... Alright.
Hello, Miss... Can I imitate you?
Hello, Miss...
That is not a very good imitation of either me or a pig.
I don't know what I was doing.
Why did that make me so mad?
Oh, we have a waterfall out front of our place.
Yes, I did that.
I placed it.
Cool.
All right, now what?
Dad, well, that was quick.
You got us out.
Well done.
Get into the house.
I'm in the house.
Should we stop?
Oh, we need a door.
No, forget doors.
I think we do.
So Dad, look, I can make armor.
Don't make any, don't make any, please, please, please, I beg.
What is a piston dropper?
So people were telling me in the comments that you can, like, make entire computers in Minecraft out of, like, redstone and you can, yeah, just do really, really funky stuff.
Make one diamond pickaxe.
Oh, I've got to eat, I guess, right?
Make one diamond pickaxe?
Yes!
Yes, yes, yes, yes!
Iron?
I can only make an iron one, I think.
Oh, I forgot to give you diamonds.
Oopsies!
Sorry.
I was like, my bad.
I'm just gonna get like... I now have four diamonds, so, sorry, I forgot to give you my daemons.
I just said my daemons.
You forgot to give me daemons.
Dad, dad, it's not on the chest, it's right below you.
Alright, sorry, alright.
So then I go here, and I can make myself a diamond pickaxe.
Dad, look.
Not a diamond hoe.
Dad.
Not a diamond shovel.
Look.
You turned in real life!
Yay!
No, no!
You just made a diamond axe!
That's good?
Oh yeah.
Sorry, what was I supposed to make?
Diamond pickaxe.
Now we're only left with one diamond.
That's okay though.
Can you give me another diamond?
I can't undo it, right?
No.
But a diamond axe would be good for fighting.
Wait, yes you can, Dad.
Go into the furnace.
Oh, where's the furnace?
Behind you.
Yeah, okay.
Behind you.
No, that's the crafting table.
Behind you.
Nope, that's in the corner, in the corner.
That's the furnace?
Oh, sorry, around here.
It's okay.
Okay, got it, got it.
Put your diamond axe in the actual thing there, and then I'm gonna put your coal in the bottom.
I hope this works.
No, it doesn't work.
Okay, I thought that would work.
All right, no problem.
Do you have another axe?
Sorry, a diamond?
Yeah, I will in a second.
Sorry.
Can you give it to me?
Yes, I will.
He said in an entitled fashion.
All right.
Actually, I'm going to see if I can make a door and then we should get some sleep and we'll pick this up next.
Oh, iron door.
Is that good?
Do I want that?
Oh, I can't do it.
I'm missing some ingots.
What about a wooden door?
All right, I'm going to make the door here and push that.
Wait, four.
Put the door... Oh, wait, here we go.
I'm going to put it... Dad, I gave you three diamonds.
See?
Oh, thank you.
All right, so if I go to the furnace... No, not the furnace.
I go to the crafting table.
And I'm missing something.
You don't have any sticks.
Where the heck are your three diamonds?
Oh, I must have not picked them up.
Where are they?
Um, I'm going to give them to you.
Oh, oh, sorry.
I picked them up by accident.
Culprit identified.
I'm so confused.
What?
What's a culprit?
Alright, so now I go and make a diamond pickaxe.
You have to make some sticks first.
Sticks.
Go into your search.
Now click sticks.
Alright, here we go.
Okay, now.
Diamond pickaxe.
Done.
Grabbed.
There.
Finally, now I'm tickling your bum.
Alright, alright.
Sorry, I didn't quite hear that.
So we close, let's sleep, and then we'll pick this up again?
Yeah, we can do a part 2 later.
Guys, be ready for part 2.
It's probably going to come out tomorrow or the day after.
Respawn point set, you can only sleep at night.
It's not night time.
That was hilarious.
That was great.
Should we stop?
Yeah.
Alright, thanks.
Listeners, give suggestions for other videos.
And let us know how brilliant it was to use waterfalls to get out, just like you do in real life.
By the way, quick question.
What day is it tomorrow?
Sunday.
Okay, so guys, be ready for it on Sunday.
We'll try more.
Or Monday.
Yeah, yeah.
Alright.
Thanks everyone so much.
We'll do a part two.
Appreciate it.
Take care.
Goodbye guys.
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