Freedomain Radio - Stefan Molyneux - Stefan Molyneux Tries Minecraft Survival !#$%@#%? Part 1
Aired: 2019-04-02
Duration: 41:29


=== New Minecraft Adventure (05:56) ===

[00:00:00]  Alright, so we are trying something new in Minecraft.
[00:00:03]  So we're not going to just wander around and try not to fall off the edge.
[00:00:08]  By the way, I previously explored this world in Creative, so it has good mining caves.
[00:00:12]  I didn't look for where the ores were.
[00:00:13]  Oh my goodness, that is your face.
[00:00:15]  But no, I didn't look for where the ores were or anything.
[00:00:18]  I just basically found a cool place for a house.
[00:00:21]  I made sure there were animals nearby and stuff that we could use for food.
[00:00:24]  So we're going to play Survival.
[00:00:25]  I'm going to teach him how to do it.
[00:00:26]  You're going to teach me how to do Survival because I was a little lost Bouncing around the last time, right?
[00:00:31]  So let's do the play, and we're going to play until one of us dies.
[00:00:37]  And we're going to assume who's most likely to die.
[00:00:41]  Yeah, that's right.
[00:00:42]  No, that's fair.
[00:00:43]  That's true, right?
[00:00:45]  All right.
[00:00:47]  We spawn.
[00:00:48]  Hi.
[00:00:49]  So tell me, oh, these pretty flowers.
[00:00:51]  Yeah, they used to look so ugly in the previous update.
[00:00:54]  Here, do you see me?
[00:00:55]  Yes.
[00:00:56]  We can't hurt each other, see?
[00:00:57]  Yep.
[00:00:59]  Wait, but should we be able to hurt each other?
[00:01:01]  Uh, no.
[00:01:01]  Friendly fire.
[00:01:02]  I turned it off.
[00:01:03]  Okay, got it.
[00:01:03]  Oh, come on.
[00:01:05]  Swim.
[00:01:05]  Swim!
[00:01:06]  Oh, swim?
[00:01:06]  Okay.
[00:01:06]  Yeah, I see sheep.
[00:01:07]  We better go get it.
[00:01:09]  Alright, so tell me the plan for survival, now that we're not in, like, socialist paradise creative world where we can just have as much as we want.
[00:01:15]  Okay.
[00:01:16]  We weren't creative last time, but... So... At times we were, right?
[00:01:20]  No, we kind of used cheats.
[00:01:21]  Okay.
[00:01:22]  Alright.
[00:01:22]  So, right now, we're gonna... Well, first let's just kill the sheep, because I see it.
[00:01:26]  Because we need it for the beds, right?
[00:01:27]  Yeah, the beds.
[00:01:30]  I think my rap song went to number one from last time.
[00:01:32]  Probably.
[00:01:33]  All right, got it.
[00:01:34]  I have no idea what that meant, but... Oh, remember I did this... Yeah, yeah, I do.
[00:01:40]  All right, I sleep on sheep, I'm a fool for wool.
[00:01:42]  Oh, so I'm thinking we could build our house right here.
[00:01:44]  Ooh, that's nice.
[00:01:44]  So we want stuff that's easy to defend, right?
[00:01:47]  Like at the top of an area?
[00:01:49]  With good visibility, right?
[00:01:50]  Yeah.
[00:01:51]  Also, so now, follow... see me?
[00:01:57]  Last time when you said turn around and I turned around in real life, I got roundly marked for it, so I'm just aware of that.
[00:02:02]  So, let's just jump down while we take a little bit of hit point damage.
[00:02:05]  Sorry, I went in the water, oops.
[00:02:08]  So, if... Sheep!
[00:02:09]  Oh my gosh!
[00:02:10]  Oh my gosh, that's a lot of sheep in here.
[00:02:13]  Man, no wonder they... Do you know what's funny about the word sheep?
[00:02:15]  What?
[00:02:15]  It's the same word for both one and many.
[00:02:18]  Like there's pig and pigs.
[00:02:19]  There's one sheep and many sheep.
[00:02:22]  It's the same word.
[00:02:23]  Oh yeah, that's kind of cool.
[00:02:26]  Be a lot easier language if that was more common.
[00:02:28]  Dad, quick question.
[00:02:29]  How many wool do you have?
[00:02:30]  Oh, one.
[00:02:32]  Only one?
[00:02:33]  Yeah.
[00:02:34]  Oh, there's a baby sheep.
[00:02:35]  Oh, it's cute.
[00:02:35]  Okay.
[00:02:36]  Can we let the baby sheep live?
[00:02:37]  Yeah, you can't get wool from baby sheep.
[00:02:39]  Oh, I see an adult sheep.
[00:02:40]  Oh my gosh.
[00:02:41]  There's a sheep in the tree.
[00:02:42]  Oh my gosh.
[00:02:43]  In the tree?
[00:02:43]  Yeah, I just hid it out.
[00:02:45]  Tree sheep.
[00:02:46]  So I'm just going to kill two more, so then we will have enough for two beds, I think.
[00:02:49]  Alright, excellent.
[00:02:52]  I'm hitting the sheep with the sheep.
[00:02:53]  This is, like, horrible.
[00:02:55]  In a way, right?
[00:02:55]  I'm hitting the sheep with the sheep.
[00:02:57]  You have two pieces of wool?
[00:02:58]  I have two pieces of wool.
[00:02:59]  Okay, I'm just going to give you a third piece right now.
[00:03:01]  I shouldn't eat this because it's raw mutton, right?
[00:03:03]  Yeah, it doesn't kill you.
[00:03:04]  Alright.
[00:03:05]  Here, there's your wool.
[00:03:06]  I'm right with you.
[00:03:07]  Dad, see the wool?
[00:03:08]  Look down.
[00:03:08]  Yeah, got it.
[00:03:11]  Alright, and now?
[00:03:12]  So let's go find...
[00:03:14]  Oh, come see here.
[00:03:15]  Sorry.
[00:03:16]  Right where I am.
[00:03:18]  See these two blocks of wood, they spawn like really close together.
[00:03:21]  So go break the other side.
[00:03:22]  I'm pretty sure I shouldn't be doing this with the wool.
[00:03:26]  It doesn't matter.
[00:03:26]  Oh, because until we get something decent it doesn't really matter.
[00:03:29]  So you break that side there.
[00:03:33]  And how many of these blocks do we need?
[00:03:35]  Like as many as you can get.
[00:03:36]  We'll break like five trees each.
[00:03:39]  What?
[00:03:39]  Are we going to have to fast forward this?
[00:03:41]  No.
[00:03:43]  No, people don't mind it.
[00:03:44]  As long as they're on volume, they'll be occupied.
[00:03:47]  Alright.
[00:03:48]  And you know what?
[00:03:48]  I have a new vow with Minecraft.
[00:03:50]  What?
[00:03:51]  I am not going to complain about the graphics.
[00:03:53]  Thank you.
[00:03:53]  I'm not.
[00:03:54]  If you do, I'm going to complain about the graphics.
[00:03:57]  And then he complains.
[00:03:57]  I'm just going to pretend.
[00:03:58]  And then he complains about the graphics.
[00:04:00]  No, no, have I?
[00:04:00]  No.
[00:04:01]  I'm just going to pretend that I either have bad eyesight or I've just fallen back in time to 1982.
[00:04:05]  Alright.
[00:04:05]  To my Atari 800.
[00:04:07]  Actually, no, the Atari 800 has... Do you remember Mom got that as a Christmas gift?
[00:04:11]  Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, that's right.
[00:04:12]  Alright.
[00:04:13]  There we go.
[00:04:17]  Okay.
[00:04:17]  This is a really pretty world.
[00:04:18]  I have six pieces of... Okay, and I can't finish this because I accidentally started... Is there a difference... Sorry to interrupt.
[00:04:22]  Is there a difference between the light and dark wood?
[00:04:25]  Yeah, it's just basically quality.
[00:04:27]  I mean, like, I like the lighter wood, to be honest.
[00:04:29]  It's pretty, right?
[00:04:29]  Yeah, but the birch, we can often use it.
[00:04:32]  I mean, I use often the birch for crafting.
[00:04:34]  That's some close, that's some close tree.
[00:04:36]  You want closer?
[00:04:36]  That, that, oh my gosh!
[00:04:39]  Me.
[00:04:40]  Just me over here.
[00:04:41]  Right.
[00:04:42]  Do you like my skin?
[00:04:42]  It's, like, pretty, right?
[00:04:43]  Only one member of this family was allowed ever to be inside another, and that's you and Mom.
[00:04:47]  That's it.
[00:04:47]  Yep.
[00:04:48]  Too confusing otherwise.
[00:04:49]  Yep.
[00:04:50]  All right.
[00:04:51]  I have seven pieces of wood and three pieces of... I actually really like silver birches, eh?
[00:04:55]  I have 15.
[00:04:56]  You do?
[00:04:57]  Well, then don't break them.
[00:04:58]  When I was a kid growing up in England, there was a Dutch elm disease that was really harsh on the forests.
[00:05:03]  Oh, seriously?
[00:05:04]  Oh my gosh.
[00:05:04]  I have 19.
[00:05:05]  That's weird.
[00:05:05]  Well, odd.
[00:05:05]  Not weird.
[00:05:06]  I don't know.
[00:05:06]  I don't know!
[00:05:07]  So, Dad?
[00:05:07]  Holland is an interesting country.
[00:05:09]  I like it a lot.
[00:05:10]  I've only been there once, but it's like Holland.
[00:05:12]  It's Dutch.
[00:05:13]  There's another word for it.
[00:05:14]  It's anyway.
[00:05:15]  That's weird.
[00:05:15]  Yeah.
[00:05:16]  Well, odd, not weird.
[00:05:17]  I don't know.
[00:05:17]  All right.
[00:05:18]  I don't know.
[00:05:19]  So, Dad?
[00:05:20]  12.
[00:05:20]  We got enough, right?
[00:05:21]  Dad.
[00:05:21]  We got enough?
[00:05:21]  Yeah.
[00:05:21]  So, I have 64 and 12 pieces because I already made all my wood.
[00:05:25]  Wait, you have 64?
[00:05:26]  How do you have 64?
[00:05:28]  No, that's because I just broke everything.
[00:05:30]  I built it.
[00:05:31]  Oh, okay, okay.
[00:05:31]  Dad, you never finished breaking the birch tree.
[00:05:33]  Alright, hang on.
[00:05:34]  I'm going to make some wood.
[00:05:37]  What?
[00:05:37]  Okay.
[00:05:37]  You remember, like, you just, uh... Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:05:42]  Click it until it gets to 64, then.
[00:05:44]  Yeah, okay.
[00:05:45]  Okay, so that's how you got it.
[00:05:46]  Because you get more than one out of the tree.
[00:05:47]  Okay.
[00:05:48]  You get four.
[00:05:49]  Okay, so if we've got... I believe I'm beating sheep to death with their own blood.
[00:05:54]  You don't need any more, Dad.
[00:05:56]  Yay, sticks!

=== Building Layers (05:49) ===

[00:05:57]  Oh, Beth, that must be new.
[00:05:58]  There's like this thing where you... Sticks?
[00:05:59]  Yeah, if trees fall, decay, you get sticks.
[00:06:02]  That never used to happen before.
[00:06:04]  Sticks, also, is the name of a river in mythology which you cross to get to the dead.
[00:06:10]  Yeah, yeah, sounds cool.
[00:06:11]  There's Sticks Hexenhammer 666.
[00:06:12]  Yeah, I remember I used to... You like his logo, right?
[00:06:15]  I love his profile.
[00:06:15]  He's got a dragon.
[00:06:16]  What the heck?
[00:06:17]  That's so weird.
[00:06:17]  And also, Sticks was the name of an album.
[00:06:19]  When I was a little bit older than you, I loved this album called Paradise Theater.
[00:06:23]  Sounds fun.
[00:06:24]  Follow me.
[00:06:24]  Which means nothing to you.
[00:06:26]  Nothing.
[00:06:26]  Alright, I follow you.
[00:06:28]  And we're gonna go build the house now?
[00:06:29]  Yeah, just follow me.
[00:06:30]  Alright.
[00:06:33]  No, I like that.
[00:06:34]  It's a good song for walking.
[00:06:37]  Oh, well.
[00:06:38]  I bet you can't jump here.
[00:06:40]  See?
[00:06:41]  You are correct.
[00:06:42]  No, it's a bit hard, so.
[00:06:45]  Oh.
[00:06:45]  What?
[00:06:46]  Insulting my Minecraft skills.
[00:06:47]  Yes, I am.
[00:06:48]  Actually, I think it's fair to say that I don't have Minecraft skill.
[00:06:51]  I have a Minecraft skill.
[00:06:52]  You can also walk on lollipops.
[00:06:54]  I saw that.
[00:06:54]  Yeah, I saw that earlier.
[00:06:55]  It looked kind of neat, right?
[00:06:56]  Just like in real life.
[00:06:58]  I like to think of them as sideways, rotten Pac-Men.
[00:07:00]  What?
[00:07:01]  Zombie Pac-Men.
[00:07:02]  That sounds very, very peaceful.
[00:07:04]  Healthy?
[00:07:05]  Healthy.
[00:07:05]  Where are we going?
[00:07:06]  Okay, let's go up to the top of the ridge where our house is and then we can build a proper pathway up.
[00:07:11]  Sorry, I just could not speak there.
[00:07:13]  It's not that necessary for this kind of show.
[00:07:15]  No, it's really not.
[00:07:16]  I mean, it's okay.
[00:07:17]  It's only being viewed by, I don't know, tens of thousands of people.
[00:07:21]  Yes.
[00:07:22]  No pressure.
[00:07:23]  All right.
[00:07:23]  Keep it entertaining.
[00:07:25]  So can I build one wall?
[00:07:28]  So yeah, watch.
[00:07:30]  So see me.
[00:07:30]  You start it, and I'll fill it in.
[00:07:31]  I'm going to build the very bottom, yeah.
[00:07:32]  I only want a tiny house.
[00:07:33]  How about you?
[00:07:35]  We don't need a big one.
[00:07:36]  Yeah, that's fine.
[00:07:37]  OK.
[00:07:37]  Boop boop.
[00:07:39]  OK, I'll just start building the second layer, OK?
[00:07:41]  Yeah, just start after me.
[00:07:42]  Dad, you're standing right in the path.
[00:07:44]  It's OK.
[00:07:45]  In the way.
[00:07:45]  And that's right.
[00:07:46]  I used to do the corners, which drove you crazy, because it was a catastrophic waste of resources.
[00:07:50]  Well, no, I mean, you just don't need them.
[00:07:51]  Right.
[00:07:52]  And then I'm going to build one here just to go up to do the third layer.
[00:07:57]  Yeah, that's fine.
[00:07:58]  I do that a lot, too.
[00:08:00]  Dad, do you want to see how fast I build?
[00:08:02]  I do.
[00:08:05]  Oops, I made a mistake.
[00:08:07]  It's a catastrophe.
[00:08:09]  What?
[00:08:10]  I've lost all helpful views.
[00:08:12]  All right, hang on, let me come back up.
[00:08:14]  It's OK.
[00:08:14]  Here, do you want an extra?
[00:08:15]  There.
[00:08:17]  Oops, it's OK, Dad.
[00:08:18]  Just don't build the roof yet.
[00:08:19]  No, I just have to break these things.
[00:08:21]  I keep putting them.
[00:08:22]  By accident.
[00:08:23]  Yeah, that happens a lot.
[00:08:24]  In the wrong spot, right?
[00:08:24]  I just broke the wall underneath me and I died.
[00:08:27]  Alright.
[00:08:27]  I do not die.
[00:08:28]  I like how when you half-break them, they heal.
[00:08:31]  I know.
[00:08:31]  Like an ankle.
[00:08:32]  Like an what?
[00:08:33]  That's true.
[00:08:34]  I'm so confused.
[00:08:35]  Alright.
[00:08:36]  No, because you can break your own ankle and then it'll heal.
[00:08:38]  So, can I go up and make the roof?
[00:08:41]  Not quite yet.
[00:08:41]  I want to do something first.
[00:08:42]  So, I'm going to place the crafting table inside the house.
[00:08:45]  Alright.
[00:08:45]  It's just in the corner.
[00:08:46]  Okay.
[00:08:47]  That's really helpful.
[00:08:49]  Now, should I make the roof?
[00:08:51]  Uh, not quite yet.
[00:08:52]  Alright.
[00:08:52]  Oh, do you want to do another layer?
[00:08:54]  I like how you just said that twice.
[00:08:55]  What?
[00:08:55]  Sorry, yeah, I did.
[00:08:56]  Should we make another layer?
[00:08:58]  Um, we don't need two layers.
[00:09:00]  I'm just gonna... Sorry, I keep thinking that we have to make the roof, like, right from the top one down.
[00:09:04]  Yeah, you don't.
[00:09:06]  But you can actually, yeah, you know.
[00:09:08]  I learned that in Minecraft videos.
[00:09:10]  It was like a noob versus pro.
[00:09:11]  That's how the noob build his house, except in dirt.
[00:09:14]  So I'm just like, I'm gonna be a noob.
[00:09:16]  Except non-dirt.
[00:09:17]  So I'm gonna build a bed, actually.
[00:09:19]  And then... So Dad, go on the crafting table so you can jump down.
[00:09:22]  It doesn't matter.
[00:09:23]  Alright.
[00:09:24]  Crafting table.
[00:09:25]  And then, you see the bed?
[00:09:27]  Right there?
[00:09:28]  There.
[00:09:28]  Yeah.
[00:09:29]  Now just click it, as you know.
[00:09:31]  Got it.
[00:09:31]  And now you can put... Wait!
[00:09:32]  I want colors!
[00:09:34]  Yeah, you can get colors later.
[00:09:35]  I mean, like, okay, we'll have to kill new sheep.
[00:09:37]  So, Dad, don't place your bed yet.
[00:09:39]  You don't need to make those yet.
[00:09:40]  Oh, I'm missing a stick.
[00:09:41]  Oh, I need to make a stick.
[00:09:43]  So, you see this?
[00:09:44]  Just a moment.
[00:09:45]  I've got essential things happening here.
[00:09:47]  No, Dad!
[00:09:48]  No, not the signs again!
[00:09:49]  People love the signs, boo!
[00:09:51]  What can I do?
[00:09:52]  Write it.
[00:09:53]  Alright, can I?
[00:09:54]  Alright.
[00:09:55]  How about, write this.
[00:09:57]  You can place it on the wall.
[00:09:59]  Can you give me one of your signs?
[00:10:01]  Yeah, I think so.
[00:10:02]  Okay, let me just think of... Wait, I'm going to break the sign.
[00:10:05]  I just want... I want one, so... Didn't we just... Oh, okay, so you can make one.
[00:10:08]  Okay, I got it, I got it.
[00:10:09]  Z, I'm going to write ZZY.
[00:10:11]  No, Dad, wait.
[00:10:16]  House of the Rising Sun.
[00:10:18]  That's a very old blues song.
[00:10:19]  Can we do something?
[00:10:20]  Can I place it right, like... There is a house in New Orleans.
[00:10:24]  In the block I'm breaking, can I place it right on this block?
[00:10:27]  Yeah.
[00:10:27]  They call the rising sun, and it's been a ruin.
[00:10:31]  Let's create a name that's creative.
[00:10:33]  I'm going to destroy my sign that says... That's your creative name?
[00:10:35]  It's your name?
[00:10:36]  No.
[00:10:37]  No, how about let's do something like... So I'm going to give something here that's going to make... Do you like my look?
[00:10:42]  Make people kind of twitchy, particularly if mom ever sees this.
[00:10:46]  Alright.
[00:10:47]  Why?
[00:10:49]  Why do you have to be so twitchy?
[00:10:50]  Okay, so Izzy, come out here.
[00:10:52]  Tell me why this is going to make people twitchy, or mom in particular.
[00:10:56]  Yeah.
[00:10:56]  Out the front?
[00:10:57]  Yeah, I see left wing.
[00:10:58]  I'm looking at your screen.
[00:10:59]  Now, is it correct?
[00:11:02]  When you're facing the house.
[00:11:03]  No, it isn't.
[00:11:04]  See, it's on the right, but it's called left-wing.
[00:11:06]  That's not funny.
[00:11:07]  Now, do you know what left-wing also means?
[00:11:09]  What?
[00:11:09]  Hillary Clinton support.
[00:11:10]  Oh, yeah.
[00:11:11]  Okay.
[00:11:12]  I had an idea.
[00:11:13]  Like, when you said right-wing, I'm like, does that mean Republicans?
[00:11:16]  Yeah, kind of, right?
[00:11:18]  All right.
[00:11:19]  Now, can I just mention something?
[00:11:21]  What?
[00:11:22]  Now, would you say I have complained a lot lately in the game?
[00:11:25]  You're going to complain?
[00:11:26]  A tiny bit.
[00:11:27]  Okay, so here's what I would say right now, and I'm going to have to say it like this.
[00:11:30]  Are you ready?
[00:11:30]  What?
[00:11:31]  Didn't I earlier suggest that we make a roof because now the rain is falling into my mouth?
[00:11:38]  I'm copying from last time because I'm turning Friendly Fire on, like I said last time.
[00:11:43]  We got so many hilarious comments about that.

=== Why We Need Wood (05:11) ===

[00:11:46]  Beth is getting wet.
[00:11:47]  I still find it hilarious, the comment that was like, Like, learn how to be a Minecraft pro or something, and then name yourself Bald Gandalf.
[00:11:55]  Oh yeah, that was pretty funny.
[00:11:56]  Alright.
[00:11:57]  Click it, so click it on the, no you don't.
[00:11:59]  Go back, go back, go back.
[00:12:02]  Since the beds can face different positions, you have to go, so, move this way, move, move there, move to the corner, move to the corner.
[00:12:10]  Okay, we're good now.
[00:12:11]  You're good?
[00:12:12]  Now face there, now click it.
[00:12:13]  Because beds can be placed in different directions, what?
[00:12:16]  That makes sense.
[00:12:18]  Totally.
[00:12:18]  Can I have your birch wood?
[00:12:22]  You sure can.
[00:12:27]  How do I throw it?
[00:12:28]  I don't know.
[00:12:29]  Go into your inventory.
[00:12:32]  And then drag it off your screen.
[00:12:35]  There?
[00:12:37]  No.
[00:12:37]  Go.
[00:12:38]  Just drag it.
[00:12:39]  Oh, I see.
[00:12:40]  Then you just throw it at me.
[00:12:41]  Oh, cool.
[00:12:42]  That's nice.
[00:12:43]  I'm happy now.
[00:12:44]  Now, can I build a roof?
[00:12:46]  Fine, go build a roof.
[00:12:48]  Because our beds are getting wet!
[00:12:50]  I don't care about if my bed's wet.
[00:12:52]  Alright, so I'm gonna go out, and I've still got tons of blocks.
[00:12:56]  Of blocks.
[00:12:59]  I already made the step to go out and make the roof.
[00:13:02]  I'm gonna make the roof badly, but I'm gonna make it well.
[00:13:05]  What?
[00:13:05]  That's a complete contradiction!
[00:13:08]  Oh wait, Dad, I got a super cool idea for the roof.
[00:13:10]  What's that?
[00:13:11]  Make it out of mutton?
[00:13:12]  Yes.
[00:13:13]  That was totally my idea.
[00:13:15]  Here's my idea.
[00:13:16]  So look, if you look very carefully... Now Izzy, it's time to educate you something about something that was common when I was younger.
[00:13:23]  I'm scared.
[00:13:24]  And we have the perfect way to do it right now.
[00:13:25]  So when I was younger, I think they're still around, but I don't see them that much anymore or hear about them.
[00:13:30]  There used to be these things called waterbeds.
[00:13:32]  Have I told you about those?
[00:13:33]  I don't think so.
[00:13:34]  So a waterbed is basically a big giant sack with water in it that you sleep on.
[00:13:38]  What?
[00:13:39]  And you will often have dreams of drowning.
[00:13:41]  What?
[00:13:42]  You will have dreams of being in the belly of a whale.
[00:13:44]  Who wants that?
[00:13:45]  No, so people liked it.
[00:13:46]  So why am I thinking about a waterbed right now, Boo?
[00:13:49]  Because our bed's soaking wet.
[00:13:50]  Not for long though.
[00:13:51]  Wait, wait, wait.
[00:13:52]  The rain.
[00:13:53]  Wait.
[00:13:54]  Yep.
[00:13:54]  Be scared, Dad.
[00:13:55]  Now can I make a blow dryer?
[00:13:56]  No.
[00:13:57]  A heating coil.
[00:13:58]  Look at that cozy night bed.
[00:14:01]  Alright.
[00:14:02]  One second.
[00:14:03]  One second.
[00:14:04]  I'm not in settings right now.
[00:14:05]  I'm just going to see if I can make stuff now.
[00:14:08]  I smacked you.
[00:14:09]  Because?
[00:14:11]  Because dad joke.
[00:14:12]  Oh.
[00:14:12]  Was that technically?
[00:14:14]  Now you can't smack me back because I just turned Flemley Fire off.
[00:14:17]  Oh, did you?
[00:14:20]  This is a very interesting exercise in power dynamics to have you in control of the whole thing.
[00:14:25]  So, let's build a chest.
[00:14:29]  I just want to point out that we're still alive, which goes against all of my expectations so far.
[00:14:33]  Also against our expectations if we were actually in the woods.
[00:14:36]  So put everything in your chest.
[00:14:38]  I don't want the mutton, right?
[00:14:40]  You can put it with the other one, Dad.
[00:14:42]  Oh, yeah, yeah, you're right.
[00:14:42]  See?
[00:14:43]  I'm smart.
[00:14:44]  Yes, indeed.
[00:14:45]  I don't keep my sticks.
[00:14:46]  Put it with my wood plank.
[00:14:47]  All right.
[00:14:48]  Your wood.
[00:14:49]  Your wood.
[00:14:50]  With your wood plank.
[00:14:51]  Yeah.
[00:14:51]  Do you see?
[00:14:52]  No, no, no.
[00:14:53]  Oh, that was good, though.
[00:14:55]  No, they match.
[00:14:56]  They don't match.
[00:14:57]  One is dirt and the other is oak wood plank.
[00:14:59]  Yeah.
[00:15:00]  Birch wood plank.
[00:15:01]  Oh, birch wood.
[00:15:01]  Okay, sorry.
[00:15:02]  I messed up.
[00:15:03]  Well, that's all right, darling.
[00:15:04]  I've chosen to forgive you.
[00:15:06]  Because you mess up a lot?
[00:15:07]  Yes, that's fair.
[00:15:09]  So now, we don't have any weapons, right?
[00:15:11]  You know what, Chad?
[00:15:13]  I actually kind of like this little view.
[00:15:14]  I know, it's pretty great.
[00:15:15]  Like the big Lego clouds and all that, which would really make you believe in a deity.
[00:15:19]  Okay, so Dad, I want you to take these two sticks from the chest, and then the rest of the wood planks.
[00:15:25]  The 17 wood planks.
[00:15:28]  And then I want you to go on a crafting table.
[00:15:31]  This is going to be way longer than 20 minutes.
[00:15:33]  And what am I making?
[00:15:34]  I want you to make a wooden pickaxe.
[00:15:37]  Because reasons.
[00:15:38]  A wooden pickaxe.
[00:15:39]  Got it.
[00:15:40]  You see mine?
[00:15:41]  Made it.
[00:15:41]  You see mine?
[00:15:42]  Now what do I need for the sword?
[00:15:43]  Oh, I need a stick.
[00:15:45]  Yeah, but we don't need a sword.
[00:15:47]  Actually, yeah, we kind of do.
[00:15:48]  We do, right?
[00:15:49]  Yeah, okay, so take, uh, let's go make some more sticks.
[00:15:51]  Oh wait, I have to go, wait, there are sticks in here.
[00:15:53]  No, we took the sticks.
[00:15:55]  Okay, so we gotta go get wood, right?
[00:15:57]  Uh, I'm gonna, no, no, I just made some sticks.
[00:15:59]  Yeah.
[00:16:00]  And now I get to make a sword.
[00:16:01]  Okay, I'm gonna give you my items.
[00:16:03]  Dad, Dad, before you break anything.
[00:16:05]  Yep, I'm coming back in.
[00:16:08]  Do you see me?
[00:16:09]  Yes.
[00:16:09]  And then we go like this.
[00:16:11]  You gave me a sword?
[00:16:12]  No, I'm not giving you a sword because you have to make it yourself.
[00:16:15]  How do I turn friendly fire back on?
[00:16:17]  You can't.
[00:16:17]  It's not in your options.
[00:16:20]  I'm so kind.
[00:16:22]  I have a sword, don't you?
[00:16:24]  Oh, I can go craft a sword now, right?
[00:16:25]  I'm also level 4, so I'm a genius.
[00:16:27]  Okay, I have no idea what I'm saying.
[00:16:30]  Alright.
[00:16:31]  And now?
[00:16:32]  Now what do we do?
[00:16:33]  So, let's go mining!
[00:16:37]  Actually, Dad, it would be very smart to actually bring some wood.
[00:16:41]  I have wood with me.
[00:16:43]  Oakwood Place?
[00:16:45]  I'm just going to take a little bit because we might actually really need some wood.
[00:16:55]  Pickaxe.
[00:16:55]  Is the pickaxe any good at breaking trees?

=== Going Mining For Steaks (15:49) ===

[00:16:58]  No, it's the same.
[00:16:59]  I say don't use it because it wastes pickaxes.
[00:17:01]  It also gets damaged over time.
[00:17:03]  Yeah, it does.
[00:17:05]  I mean, I think it has like 54 hits, a full pickaxe.
[00:17:07]  Really?
[00:17:09]  You can break things 54 times.
[00:17:11]  Okay, so I have 7 pieces of wood because, you know, reasons.
[00:17:14]  So, see me?
[00:17:15]  Oh, I think there's a mining cave.
[00:17:19]  Oh, it's massive, and there's a smaller one.
[00:17:22]  So don't go into that massive one.
[00:17:24]  No, no, no!
[00:17:25]  Dad, don't!
[00:17:25]  Get away from it!
[00:17:26]  This seems familiar from our last game.
[00:17:29]  And also, yeah, you told me later, and I think I noticed it a little bit, that you can climb up the waterfalls, right?
[00:17:34]  Yeah, you can swim up waterfalls.
[00:17:35]  It's like, really realistic.
[00:17:36]  Do you see me?
[00:17:37]  Oh yeah, I do.
[00:17:37]  You have to climb up here because reasons.
[00:17:41]  Because reasons, like my new saying, so.
[00:17:42]  It is a new saying.
[00:17:43]  Actually, it's a common saying for some people, right?
[00:17:46]  It's like, I have no reasons.
[00:17:47]  Oh, sheep!
[00:17:48]  Should I get one?
[00:17:49]  No, you don't need it.
[00:17:49]  You don't need it, Dad.
[00:17:50]  You don't need it.
[00:17:51]  Alright, I'm with you.
[00:17:52]  Is this a mining cave here?
[00:17:54]  Looks like one.
[00:17:55]  Should I drop down and damage myself like you did, or try and do it better?
[00:17:57]  Ah, it doesn't matter.
[00:17:59]  No dark, it's okay.
[00:18:01]  I just need to find some coal.
[00:18:02]  I'll turn my brightness up full Because yeah, oh I can see a little bit.
[00:18:07]  I got this because I got this light for the camera right so it's a little It's like trying to see oh, it's not lava.
[00:18:13]  It's bright.
[00:18:13]  Okay.
[00:18:14]  All we need is coal.
[00:18:15]  Don't go down there Please I beg you there's a creeper.
[00:18:17]  So oh, oh, that's right cuz we're monstrous, right?
[00:18:20]  Do you remember that the guy who did the thing?
[00:18:22]  It's like so creep.
[00:18:23]  So it's like um, oh Oh, the comment, right?
[00:18:26]  Stefan's character finds a creeper, right?
[00:18:28]  Yeah, yeah.
[00:18:28]  And then it's creeper, it's the noise of a creeper, right?
[00:18:31]  Yeah.
[00:18:32]  And then it's Stefan, not an ARG, and then creeper equals boom!
[00:18:37]  That's right.
[00:18:38]  That's right.
[00:18:39]  Oh, they're both trying, they want to kill us.
[00:18:41]  Dad, it's going to murder me!
[00:18:43]  Wait, are you fighting?
[00:18:44]  No, I'm not, I'm just running away.
[00:18:45]  Alright.
[00:18:45]  Because I'm not scared.
[00:18:46]  Oh, yeah, I see the little guy there.
[00:18:48]  He's got the green eyes, the red eyes, right?
[00:18:49]  That's the spider.
[00:18:50]  Alright.
[00:18:51]  So I'm just doing something.
[00:18:56]  It's been a while.
[00:19:00]  Oh, you made a torch.
[00:19:01]  I made four torches.
[00:19:02]  Sweet.
[00:19:04]  My eyes have sprung into the youthful spring.
[00:19:07]  Oh my gosh.
[00:19:08]  Don't don't don't.
[00:19:10]  Oh, I believe I can.
[00:19:12]  Okay, let's just jump.
[00:19:14]  I think that would be a little different.
[00:19:16]  Oh, All right, just a tiny bit of damage.
[00:19:19]  So these are somewhat randomly generated, right?
[00:19:22]  Now, if we go down, how do we get back up?
[00:19:25]  We're going to find a way.
[00:19:27]  Does that mean that we turn cheats back on?
[00:19:29]  Is that the plan?
[00:19:30]  Maybe.
[00:19:30]  Yeah, yeah.
[00:19:31]  All right.
[00:19:32]  Oh, monsters!
[00:19:32]  It wants to kill me.
[00:19:33]  I feel sad, Dad.
[00:19:34]  Friendy.
[00:19:35]  Dad, it's rejecting me.
[00:19:37]  OK, I'm with you.
[00:19:39]  Did I push you?
[00:19:40]  No, I just fell off.
[00:19:41]  Well, I meant to.
[00:19:41]  I'm going to kill it.
[00:19:42]  Just kidding.
[00:19:43]  I just killed the zombie.
[00:19:44]  Oh, that's you.
[00:19:44]  Sorry, I thought you were the zombie because you're green.
[00:19:46]  Alright.
[00:19:47]  What is this?
[00:19:48]  It's a baby zombie!
[00:19:50]  It's not moving, so I think it's a glitch.
[00:19:52]  Oh my gosh, that thing is a glitch.
[00:19:54]  A glitch?
[00:19:55]  Yeah, it's, like, not exactly working.
[00:19:57]  I mean, it's not trying to kill me, so.
[00:19:59]  Alright.
[00:19:59]  Do not eat rotten flesh.
[00:20:01]  It's, like, Minecraft number one rule.
[00:20:02]  Okay, Minecraft number one rule is do not dig straight down.
[00:20:05]  No, actually, the rotten flesh thing is also a good rule for life as a whole.
[00:20:09]  Like, it's not just Minecraft.
[00:20:11]  I would say as a whole.
[00:20:12]  Like, I steer clear of that for the menu item, and actually I would steer clear of any restaurants that had that on the menu item.
[00:20:16]  Dad, dad, dad, dad, dad!
[00:20:17]  Wait, I'm babbling.
[00:20:17]  Dad, I don't care about your babbling.
[00:20:19]  Okay, fair enough.
[00:20:20]  And now?
[00:20:21]  See this?
[00:20:22]  Gold!
[00:20:22]  There's gold!
[00:20:23]  Okay, we can't break that yet.
[00:20:24]  Boy, you know, I was up north forever.
[00:20:26]  Didn't find a whole lot of this stuff.
[00:20:28]  Dad, just wait.
[00:20:29]  I'm gonna doze.
[00:20:30]  Don't take my cobblestone.
[00:20:31]  Alright.
[00:20:32]  So this is granite.
[00:20:33]  I remember that from last time.
[00:20:34]  The brown stuff here?
[00:20:35]  That's...
[00:20:37]  Iron!
[00:20:37]  Don't break it yet!
[00:20:38]  Don't break it!
[00:20:38]  Stop!
[00:20:38]  Yeah, it's killing my pickaxe, right?
[00:20:40]  No, we just need a stone pickaxe to break that.
[00:20:43]  So, that's what I'm going to get.
[00:20:44]  I'm making a furnace.
[00:20:46]  Oh, here?
[00:20:46]  Well, no.
[00:20:47]  So, a furnace so that we can make iron.
[00:20:48]  Okay, whatever.
[00:20:49]  Can I just pick up this stuff?
[00:20:50]  Dad!
[00:20:51]  Is that not helpful?
[00:20:52]  Does it matter who has it, darling?
[00:20:53]  We're family.
[00:20:54]  Yes, it does, because we need all our stuff.
[00:20:55]  Okay.
[00:20:57]  That is not... That's in here.
[00:20:58]  Dad, actually, so... Oh, that's where we came from, because there are all of the torches, right?
[00:21:04]  Lanterns.
[00:21:05]  I'm going to make a pickaxe.
[00:21:06]  So Dad, I'm placing our pickaxe below the gold.
[00:21:09]  So if you go in, you can make some steaks and then you can make a stone pickaxe if you have enough stone.
[00:21:13]  Some what?
[00:21:14]  Sticks.
[00:21:14]  I thought you said steaks.
[00:21:15]  Steaks.
[00:21:16]  I said steaks.
[00:21:16]  I said steaks.
[00:21:17]  Because steaks are fun.
[00:21:18]  Because, you know, steaks and fries can be tasty.
[00:21:20]  Alright.
[00:21:22]  So I'm making steaks?
[00:21:23]  Yeah.
[00:21:25]  Right?
[00:21:25]  Sticks.
[00:21:26]  No, steaks.
[00:21:27]  How many do I make?
[00:21:28]  Make one.
[00:21:29]  Okay, well I got six.
[00:21:30]  That's okay.
[00:21:31]  So, and then now you can make your stone pickaxe.
[00:21:34]  Oh, genius.
[00:21:35]  All right, I got it.
[00:21:36]  Genius?
[00:21:36]  How is that a genius?
[00:21:37]  I'm confused.
[00:21:38]  Well, I mean, it's a genius part of the game that we can do this.
[00:21:41]  So now you can mine your iron.
[00:21:44]  Okay, I'm mining it.
[00:21:45]  Would we be dead if this wasn't on EZ?
[00:21:49]  Maybe.
[00:21:50]  There would probably be more.
[00:21:51]  Whoa, Izzy, I found lava and red stuff.
[00:21:53]  What?
[00:21:54]  Red stuff?
[00:21:58]  I'm staring at the lava and I'm seeing through time.
[00:22:01]  I'm seeing a full head of hair and teeth.
[00:22:05]  A full head of teeth, that's what I'm seeing.
[00:22:09]  You know, like if a shark bit you but didn't quite make it.
[00:22:12]  So should I go down here and mine stuff?
[00:22:14]  Dad, I'm literally out of food.
[00:22:16]  Can I get some or else I'm going to die.
[00:22:18]  What do I have?
[00:22:18]  I don't think I have any food.
[00:22:19]  Can I use cheats?
[00:22:20]  No, can I just please use cheats?
[00:22:21]  I forgot to bring food.
[00:22:23]  Please.
[00:22:24]  I need to use cheats, I'm sorry.
[00:22:25]  How many chicken bones do you have?
[00:22:26]  Or chicken drumsticks?
[00:22:27]  I have two left.
[00:22:28]  Can we go back up?
[00:22:30]  No, that's going to be really hard.
[00:22:31]  We don't have... Okay, please, can I just please... No, we're going to do it straight.
[00:22:34]  Then I'm going to die.
[00:22:36]  No, we go back up.
[00:22:37]  No, I want to... No, Dad, we can't... We're going to have to build too much and I'm not going to have the energy to build anything.
[00:22:43]  Alright, well we'll cut this part out.
[00:22:46]  Out of family shame.
[00:22:48]  I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
[00:22:50]  Dad!
[00:22:52]  Having my fundamentalist moment.
[00:22:54]  We're both going to get a little bit of food.
[00:22:57]  Alright.
[00:23:01]  See the thing is, now I won't make any vegan jokes.
[00:23:05]  Yeah, make a vegan joke.
[00:23:06]  Should I?
[00:23:07]  Yeah.
[00:23:08]  Alright, well, so, I would like to get vegan food, but, you know, the problem is we still won't have any energy after that anyway, so... Not really.
[00:23:14]  Alright.
[00:23:15]  Although, they say there are vegan bodybuilders, but... We both got five porkchops.
[00:23:20]  Porkchops, alright.
[00:23:20]  Porkchops, sorry.
[00:23:22]  Alright, so we get a pig ad on those?
[00:23:25]  I'm really confused.
[00:23:25]  Where does pork come from?
[00:23:27]  What?
[00:23:28]  Where does pork come from?
[00:23:29]  Pigs.
[00:23:30]  Pigs, alright.
[00:23:31]  Pigs!
[00:23:32]  Now what?
[00:23:32]  Pigans!
[00:23:33]  Oh, should we go down and mine the red stuff?
[00:23:35]  I better break the crafting table quickly.
[00:23:38]  Sure.
[00:23:38]  Can I go down?
[00:23:40]  Okay, I'm going down.
[00:23:41]  I'm making my command decision.
[00:23:42]  I feel like you're going to die.
[00:23:43]  Unthinkable.
[00:23:45]  Highly likely.
[00:23:46]  No, Dad, you can't yet!
[00:23:51]  Don't break it!
[00:23:53]  Oh, is it going to get burned up in the lava?
[00:23:54]  You need an iron pickaxe.
[00:23:56]  No, I can't break it.
[00:23:57]  No, but you don't get anything.
[00:23:58]  Oh, right, right, right.
[00:23:59]  Do you remember from last time?
[00:24:00]  Yes, I remember now.
[00:24:01]  When I got really mad enough.
[00:24:02]  Yeah, yeah, I remember.
[00:24:03]  There's more lava and redstone!
[00:24:04]  And a bat!
[00:24:05]  And a what?
[00:24:06]  A bat.
[00:24:06]  Whoa!
[00:24:07]  I have a feeling we're going down so far that things are not going to be good for going back up, right?
[00:24:12]  Uh, yeah, probably not, so we might have to... Alright, so what should we do now?
[00:24:15]  Um, I'm gonna... Remind me why we're down here iron... um, ironing.
[00:24:19]  Why we're down here mining?
[00:24:20]  Um, because we need mine to get...
[00:24:23]  Uh, yeah, to get an order.
[00:24:26]  You can do it.
[00:24:27]  Switch to English.
[00:24:29]  What?
[00:24:29]  Switch to English.
[00:24:30]  Okay.
[00:24:31]  Switching to English.
[00:24:32]  Activated in 16 minutes.
[00:24:33]  Okay.
[00:24:34]  What do we got?
[00:24:36]  So, in the furnace, we can't do exactly anything.
[00:24:38]  Oh yeah, I'm gonna put my fuel in.
[00:24:39]  Dad, do you have any iron?
[00:24:40]  No, you don't do.
[00:24:41]  I don't.
[00:24:42]  Oh, there's more iron right here.
[00:24:44]  I just started mining it with my hand.
[00:24:45]  Like, really smart of you guys.
[00:24:46]  Is that the stuff with the brown?
[00:24:48]  Yeah, it's irony.
[00:24:50]  Alright.
[00:24:51]  Irony, get it?
[00:24:52]  I don't know.
[00:24:56]  I just kind of did not realize that I made that joke.
[00:24:59]  Wait, there's iron.
[00:25:02]  I better mine it and then I'll give you some after I make an iron pickaxe.
[00:25:08]  It's all good.
[00:25:08]  I got five.
[00:25:09]  I also want to crouch.
[00:25:10]  Pardon me?
[00:25:11]  I want to crouch to go under ledges, because that's the way a lot of first-person shooters... I can't wait for the new Doom to come out.
[00:25:15]  I'm going to open a whole gaming channel for that.
[00:25:17]  Yes, we should, except I'm probably not going to listen to you.
[00:25:19]  In our philosophy, it turns out it's actually quite a tricky profession, but... Forget philosophy.
[00:25:23]  Yeah, yeah, forget that.
[00:25:24]  I'll just disassemble demons with my bare hands.
[00:25:26]  Well, actually, kind of similar to philosophy, but a little more visceral.
[00:25:30]  All right.
[00:25:31]  What am I doing?
[00:25:32]  I made an iron pickaxe!
[00:25:35]  Wait, did you make a forge?
[00:25:36]  Oh, furnace.
[00:25:37]  Furnace.
[00:25:39]  I'm making the iron ingot, right?
[00:25:40]  It's called a furnace, okay?
[00:25:42]  Do you see in there?
[00:25:43]  So just wait until it gets to three.
[00:25:45]  Three, okay, got it.
[00:25:47]  Push that over a little.
[00:25:48]  Make it go faster.
[00:25:52]  Ow!
[00:25:53]  Ear flick!
[00:25:53]  Ear flick.
[00:25:55]  Alright, thank goodness for the ant.
[00:25:57]  I'm tickling your belly.
[00:26:01]  That's so amusing for her.
[00:26:02]  All right.
[00:26:03]  I've got three iron ingots.
[00:26:04]  Now what do I do?
[00:26:04]  Oh, I go back to the crafting table, right?
[00:26:06]  Yes!
[00:26:07]  And I make?
[00:26:07]  Yes, yes, yes.
[00:26:08]  What do I make?
[00:26:09]  Iron pickaxe?
[00:26:10]  Yes, iron pickaxe.
[00:26:12]  Iron pullcats.
[00:26:14]  All right.
[00:26:15]  So that's always going to be better than my stone.
[00:26:16]  So now we can go down.
[00:26:18]  And we can actually mine the red stuff.
[00:26:20]  Now we can go and mine the red stuff.
[00:26:21]  All right.
[00:26:22]  Right after I jump in the lava.
[00:26:23]  Yep.
[00:26:23]  Whoa.
[00:26:24]  No, Dad, don't fall in the lava.
[00:26:25]  Please, I beg you.
[00:26:26]  Why is it?
[00:26:27]  What?
[00:26:27]  I have my iron pickaxe, but it's not... It is.
[00:26:29]  Oh, jeez, I'm doing the wrong one.
[00:26:30]  Okay.
[00:26:31]  What were you breaking?
[00:26:33]  My left and right is always a challenge.
[00:26:35]  Oh, there's another one.
[00:26:36]  See it?
[00:26:37]  Uh, yes.
[00:26:39]  Sorry.
[00:26:39]  Oh, and there's another one.
[00:26:40]  Oh, that's lucky.
[00:26:41]  That's really weird.
[00:26:44]  Wait, I saw a flash of green.
[00:26:46]  Oh no, that was just a number somewhere on my screen.
[00:26:48]  All right.
[00:26:49]  I saw a flash of green and a number on my screen.
[00:26:51]  What?
[00:26:52]  There's water!
[00:26:52]  We could jump into the water.
[00:26:53]  How does that help us?
[00:26:55]  Wait, should we keep going down or what?
[00:26:58]  There's lapis!
[00:26:59]  We're gonna die.
[00:27:00]  I feel that we have overexplored and now we are too far from the surface.
[00:27:04]  That happens a lot to me.
[00:27:05]  Hang on.
[00:27:07]  I can't jump up to the surface.
[00:27:09]  All right.
[00:27:10]  Clearly it's a physics fail.
[00:27:13]  Alright, so we're down here mining and we can't ever make our way out.
[00:27:16]  Probably not.
[00:27:17]  I'm going to turn, when we die, keep inventory to on because I really do not want to lose all this stuff.
[00:27:22]  I feel there's going to be diamonds down here.
[00:27:24]  I mean, this is a cave where you just kind of find diamonds.
[00:27:26]  Right.
[00:27:28]  But remember, facts don't care about your feelings.
[00:27:30]  I don't care.
[00:27:31]  You don't care about facts, not caring about your feelings?
[00:27:34]  Yeah.
[00:27:34]  Okay, that's kind of sort of circular.
[00:27:36]  Diamond!
[00:27:37]  What?
[00:27:37]  Diamond!
[00:27:38]  Wait, you just said you felt that there would be diamonds and you found diamonds?
[00:27:41]  No, I have no clue.
[00:27:42]  That's really cool.
[00:27:44]  Izzy, can you feel like there is a big donation?
[00:27:47]  Yes, I do.
[00:27:47]  There are two diamonds!
[00:27:50]  Wait, the bat!
[00:27:50]  Is the bat our enemy?
[00:27:51]  Is it our friend?
[00:27:52]  Forget the bat!
[00:27:54]  He's attacking me!
[00:27:55]  I don't care.
[00:27:55]  No, it's not.
[00:27:56]  Oh, okay.
[00:27:57]  He's flitting.
[00:27:58]  Like Daddy.
[00:27:59]  Flirting.
[00:28:00]  Flirting?
[00:28:01]  Flirting.
[00:28:02]  Oh, flirting.
[00:28:02]  The bat is flirting with me?
[00:28:03]  Oh, that's funny.
[00:28:04]  Yes, he's flirting with you.
[00:28:05]  Oh, I'm going to go mine some redstone.
[00:28:07]  No, forget the redstone.
[00:28:08]  Okay, I mined all the diamonds.
[00:28:10]  I have six pieces of diamonds.
[00:28:13]  That's enough for two diamond pickaxes.
[00:28:16]  Uh, good.
[00:28:16]  This is so rare.
[00:28:17]  I've never found a mining cave that's good.
[00:28:18]  Now can I do coal?
[00:28:20]  We need coal, right?
[00:28:21]  Yeah.
[00:28:21]  There was one mining cave where I found 18 diamonds.
[00:28:23]  My gold is coal.
[00:28:24]  I'm sorry?
[00:28:24]  There was one mining cave where I found 18 diamonds along with my friend.
[00:28:27]  Wow.
[00:28:31]  It was like rare.
[00:28:32]  There's a little secret mining cave over here.
[00:28:35]  All right, I've got a bunch of coal.
[00:28:36]  Wait, there's something down here.
[00:28:38]  Where are you?
[00:28:39]  Well, okay, Dad, tell me, is this real?
[00:28:42]  Dad, does that look really suspicious?
[00:28:45]  Like that little bit of water right there?
[00:28:47]  That looks suspicious.
[00:28:49]  Like about what?
[00:28:50]  I don't know.
[00:28:50]  It feels like there's going to be something down here.
[00:28:52]  Goodbye, life.
[00:28:55]  Well, okay.
[00:28:56]  I like that very, very believable cube of water ending.
[00:28:58]  Oh, look, Dad.
[00:28:59]  Look, look.
[00:29:00]  I found gold.
[00:29:00]  There's gold.
[00:29:01]  We are too far down now, aren't we?
[00:29:03]  We are way too far down.
[00:29:04]  So what are we going to do?
[00:29:04]  How do we get back up?
[00:29:05]  We don't.
[00:29:06]  This basically just goes on forever, right?
[00:29:08]  Could be.
[00:29:08]  No, we have to make our way up, right?
[00:29:10]  Uh, no, we can't.
[00:29:12]  No, we could.
[00:29:12]  We don't have enough building blocks.
[00:29:14]  I mean, unless you want to sit down here for like five hours, breaking stuff.
[00:29:17]  No, no, I have 13 blocks and eight other blocks and three other blocks.
[00:29:20]  Are you kidding me?
[00:29:21]  That's not going to work, Dad.
[00:29:22]  You're going to need like 50 blocks here.
[00:29:24]  All right, so hang on.
[00:29:25]  If I make my way up, because the only other option is we could cheat, right?
[00:29:29]  Yeah, I'm probably going to cheat, or I'm just going to die and hope I respawn somewhere good.
[00:29:35]  Yeah, I do have a feeling that we are a little too far down.
[00:29:40]  It's like when you learn too much about yourself.
[00:29:42]  It's too much introspection.
[00:29:45]  Hey, there's more gold, but I don't care about gold.
[00:29:47]  Okay, so what do we do now?
[00:29:48]  I'm really not sure.
[00:29:50]  Okay.
[00:29:50]  But you're in charge!
[00:29:51]  I know that!
[00:29:51]  You're teaching me and keeping Daddy safe, as we discussed.
[00:29:55]  So now what?
[00:29:56]  Do you remember the way we came in?
[00:29:57]  I teleported you.
[00:29:59]  Okay.
[00:30:00]  So this is the way we came in, right?
[00:30:02]  Where are we?
[00:30:03]  I have no clue.
[00:30:04]  What is happening?
[00:30:05]  I don't know.
[00:30:06]  So... I have a feeling we need to stop.
[00:30:09]  Yes!
[00:30:10]  Because I have a feeling we are stuck.
[00:30:13]  Stuck for life, Dad.
[00:30:15]  Yeah.
[00:30:17]  Ah!
[00:30:18]  Diamond!
[00:30:18]  Izzy, forget the diamonds!
[00:30:20]  We need to go to the top of the... No, but there's more diamonds!
[00:30:23]  We need to get to safety!
[00:30:24]  I don't care!
[00:30:25]  Wait, is this the way up?
[00:30:27]  There are more diamonds!
[00:30:29]  This is insane!
[00:30:31]  Yeah, boo, but it doesn't help us if we can't get out.
[00:30:34]  How do we get up?
[00:30:35]  Uh, we don't... No, come on, Izzy, help me.
[00:30:37]  I'm sorry?
[00:30:38]  Help me.
[00:30:38]  How do we get out?
[00:30:39]  I'm gonna help you.
[00:30:42]  I have an idea.
[00:30:43]  Oh!
[00:30:44]  Oh!
[00:30:44]  I know!
[00:30:45]  I'm smart.
[00:30:45]  I'm smart.
[00:30:47]  So, what I'm going to do is I'm going to place our furnace.
[00:30:50]  Ready?
[00:30:50]  Mm-hmm.
[00:30:51]  Furnace?
[00:30:52]  Yep.
[00:30:52]  It's going to be placed... Jetpack!
[00:30:53]  Make us a jetpack to get us out.
[00:30:54]  Totally.
[00:30:55]  Okay.
[00:30:55]  I have ten diamonds.
[00:30:56]  I'm so lucky.
[00:30:57]  Okay.
[00:30:58]  So, what we're going to do... No.
[00:31:00]  Wait.
[00:31:00]  No.
[00:31:01]  I have to place our crafting table.
[00:31:02]  No.
[00:31:03]  I'm sorry.
[00:31:04]  Okay.
[00:31:04]  Okay.
[00:31:06]  Oh, I can make a shield, okay.
[00:31:09]  Sorry, that's not helpful.
[00:31:11]  So, I'm thinking we're gonna need... How many iron pieces do you have?
[00:31:15]  Go into the crafting table.
[00:31:17]  Oh, uh, crafting?
[00:31:18]  Sorry, uh, what do we got here?
[00:31:19]  How many iron pieces?
[00:31:21]  You have zero iron... Oh, you have one iron ore.
[00:31:23]  You have one iron ore.
[00:31:24]  Put that in the furnace.
[00:31:25]  I have coal in there.
[00:31:27]  Uh, the furnace, okay.
[00:31:29]  I am gonna go... Got it.
[00:31:32]  ...down here.
[00:31:33]  What does that get us?
[00:31:35]  Well, I'm going to get some iron because we need that.
[00:31:37]  Right.
[00:31:38]  So, I'm going to get a bucket and I'm going to take the water and then I can put the water so we can float up.
[00:31:44]  Remember the way we climb up the waterfalls?
[00:31:46]  Seriously?
[00:31:47]  Yes.
[00:31:48]  Okay.
[00:31:49]  I'm starting to get an inkling of the creativity that is known as Minecraft.
[00:31:53]  Okay, I've got an ingot.
[00:31:55]  Should I do anything else?
[00:31:56]  Now, I'm just getting a whole bunch more.
[00:31:57]  Oh my gosh, that's a lot of iron.
[00:32:01]  I now have six iron pieces.
[00:32:02]  Do you want me to give you the ingot?
[00:32:04]  Yes.
[00:32:05]  No, we're both going to need a bucket.
[00:32:06]  Oh, I just put it in the water and it flowed somewhere.
[00:32:09]  Oh no, it's right here.
[00:32:10]  Should I get it again?
[00:32:11]  Get it again.
[00:32:11]  Alright.
[00:32:13]  Got it.
[00:32:14]  And now?
[00:32:16]  Really?
[00:32:16]  This is going to float us up?
[00:32:17]  I sure hope.
[00:32:19]  Alright.
[00:32:19]  I trust in your creativity.
[00:32:21]  Thanks.
[00:32:22]  Don't, don't ever trust my creativity.
[00:32:25]  Okay, I'm sorry.
[00:32:26]  That's very reassuring.
[00:32:27]  So right now we're just gonna wait and uh, yep.
[00:32:31]  I think we need three to make a... Three what, ingots?
[00:32:34]  Three ingots.
[00:32:35]  So dad, you collect the rest of the ingots.
[00:32:37]  I now have three ingots.
[00:32:38]  Where are they?
[00:32:39]  They're in the furnace.
[00:32:40]  Oh, okay.
[00:32:41]  Well, you need to collect, make sure you get three ingots.
[00:32:43]  Yeah, I'm right.
[00:32:44]  Alright.
[00:32:46]  Alright, I have two ingots.

=== Collecting Ingots (03:42) ===

[00:32:47]  I took the water, I took the water.
[00:32:51]  Oh, you can't stack the ingots?
[00:32:53]  Oh yes you can, okay.
[00:32:55]  Okay, what have we got here?
[00:32:55]  Alright, I have three ingots now.
[00:32:59]  Okay, so I'm just gonna break this.
[00:33:05]  I'm just breaking the crafting table too.
[00:33:06]  I can see that.
[00:33:09]  Alright, now.
[00:33:11]  How do we get out?
[00:33:15]  Climb.
[00:33:16]  Swim up.
[00:33:17]  What the?
[00:33:18]  Swim up.
[00:33:19]  Oh, cool.
[00:33:20]  All right.
[00:33:20]  I'm having a little trouble seeing where we are because I've got so many bright lights on.
[00:33:23]  Okay.
[00:33:23]  Wait, I took the water bucket again.
[00:33:26]  Make sure you don't fall into the lava.
[00:33:28]  All right.
[00:33:28]  It's a good life lesson.
[00:33:30]  What?
[00:33:30]  It's a good life lesson.
[00:33:31]  True.
[00:33:32]  You know, so much in Minecraft is applicable to real life.
[00:33:35]  No eating the rotten flesh.
[00:33:37]  Yeah, that's what life is.
[00:33:38]  And no jumping in lava.
[00:33:39]  All right.
[00:33:39]  Try and climb up as much as you can.
[00:33:42]  Now, but we can build some stuff if we need to, right?
[00:33:45]  Yeah, but I'll be honest, I have no clue where we came in.
[00:33:50]  Oh, I see, I see, I see it.
[00:33:52]  Okay, Dad, move out of the way.
[00:33:53]  You're right in the right spot.
[00:33:56]  Right in the wrong spot?
[00:33:57]  Wait, it's gone dark!
[00:33:59]  Okay, now that's the water.
[00:34:01]  Wait, I just need a break.
[00:34:02]  Something, I need a break.
[00:34:05]  I'm trying to get up here.
[00:34:06]  Sorry, Dad, it's a mess up.
[00:34:08]  It's a mess up.
[00:34:08]  I messed up on this.
[00:34:09]  It's alright, I'm going up.
[00:34:10]  That's what we need, right?
[00:34:11]  I messed up in life, sir.
[00:34:13]  And now?
[00:34:15]  We're a bit stuck.
[00:34:16]  I got a bit stuck, okay?
[00:34:17]  It's alright.
[00:34:19]  All mess up in life.
[00:34:21]  It happens.
[00:34:22]  Life is eventually one giant mess up.
[00:34:24]  Yes.
[00:34:24]  All right.
[00:34:25]  But we enjoy ourself along the way.
[00:34:27]  Okay.
[00:34:28]  I'm sorry.
[00:34:28]  All right.
[00:34:29]  Okay.
[00:34:31]  The water are coming down.
[00:34:33]  See?
[00:34:33]  Say hi.
[00:34:34]  I'm just following your name.
[00:34:35]  Make sure you don't fall.
[00:34:39]  Okay.
[00:34:40]  I'm a little lost here.
[00:34:42]  The water.
[00:34:43]  I got it.
[00:34:44]  Now we can float up.
[00:34:45]  Do you see?
[00:34:46]  Wait, float up, or do I need to walk?
[00:34:48]  Oh, I'm with you.
[00:34:49]  Okay.
[00:34:49]  Oh, cool.
[00:34:50]  All right, so we're getting out.
[00:34:51]  Oh, I remember this.
[00:34:53]  Yeah, you put all these things on, right?
[00:34:55]  Yep.
[00:34:56]  So?
[00:34:56]  Do you remember the way out?
[00:34:58]  I remember there were blocks.
[00:34:59]  Yep.
[00:35:00]  Oh my!
[00:35:00]  Oh my!
[00:35:01]  No!
[00:35:02]  No!
[00:35:03]  Okay.
[00:35:04]  All right.
[00:35:04]  I give up.
[00:35:06]  That's cool.
[00:35:07]  All right.
[00:35:07]  Well, good for you.
[00:35:08]  Well done.
[00:35:09]  Thanks, I just need to do something, sorry.
[00:35:11]  Move out of the way.
[00:35:12]  Yeah, sorry.
[00:35:13]  It's okay.
[00:35:13]  Whoa, bumpin' my head.
[00:35:14]  Good?
[00:35:15]  Good!
[00:35:16]  She says, alright.
[00:35:17]  I'm so kind.
[00:35:17]  Where'd you go?
[00:35:18]  Oh, you got up, right?
[00:35:19]  So, dad?
[00:35:21]  Yeah?
[00:35:22]  You see that good ol' water?
[00:35:23]  Oh my gersh.
[00:35:24]  What the?
[00:35:25]  What?
[00:35:25]  Did you teleport me?
[00:35:26]  No.
[00:35:27]  Oh, I just, alright.
[00:35:29]  Oh wow, okay.
[00:35:30]  Are we at the surface yet?
[00:35:31]  No!
[00:35:32]  Oh goodness.
[00:35:33]  Are we close?
[00:35:33]  No.
[00:35:33]  Gosh.
[00:35:34]  Okay.
[00:35:36]  Dad, you're not quite on the water.
[00:35:37]  Oops.
[00:35:37]  Where am I?
[00:35:38]  You just fell.
[00:35:39]  Whoa, I really did.
[00:35:41]  Where do I go?
[00:35:42]  Just climb up the water.
[00:35:44]  Climb up the water.
[00:35:46]  Do you see my name?
[00:35:47]  Oh, I see, I see.
[00:35:48]  Go to the water near my name.
[00:35:49]  I got it, I got it.
[00:35:50]  Okay, sorry I'm recording if I'm being super loud.
[00:35:53]  It's alright.
[00:35:54]  No, I know it's a recording.
[00:35:56]  Okay, I'm taking away the water.
[00:35:58]  Get it?
[00:35:58]  Did you get the joke?
[00:35:59]  I'm taking away the water so you get terrified.
[00:36:02]  All right, you ought to take the water.
[00:36:04]  Sir.
[00:36:04]  Yeah.
[00:36:06]  I just said sir.
[00:36:07]  Sir.
[00:36:07]  I'm like, sir.
[00:36:08]  It's a rather formal expression.
[00:36:10]  Sir Bald Gandalf.
[00:36:11]  Sir Bald Gandalf, right.
[00:36:13]  Dad, the water, water, water.
[00:36:15]  I'm following it up?
[00:36:16]  Yeah, follow up the water.
[00:36:17]  All right.
[00:36:20]  Nope.
[00:36:21]  Der, der will go.
[00:36:22]  Wait.
[00:36:23]  Mom would never be able to do this.
[00:36:24]  Okay, I'm up.
[00:36:26]  And we're almost out, right?
[00:36:28]  Almost.

=== Making A Diamond Pickaxe (03:42) ===

[00:36:30]  Wait!
[00:36:30]  I don't think we need any more... We're out!
[00:36:32]  I see air!
[00:36:34]  Dad!
[00:36:34]  I see light!
[00:36:35]  I never thought I was gonna see the light again!
[00:36:36]  Daylight!
[00:36:37]  Daylight!
[00:36:38]  How long have we been playing for?
[00:36:40]  I don't know.
[00:36:40]  This video's going on way longer than I expected.
[00:36:42]  That's alright.
[00:36:43]  That's alright.
[00:36:43]  Well, I thought we would be dead by now.
[00:36:44]  Don't fall!
[00:36:45]  Be careful!
[00:36:45]  Be very careful.
[00:36:46]  Okay, I see it.
[00:36:46]  Oh, oh, yeah, yeah.
[00:36:47]  That's where I was before.
[00:36:48]  Okay.
[00:36:49]  I'm chickening out and going around.
[00:36:50]  Okay.
[00:36:51]  Yeah, we're both chickening out.
[00:36:53]  Alright, hang on.
[00:36:54]  Let me get my axe here.
[00:36:54]  I thought the iron pickaxe would be better at the trees.
[00:37:00]  Dad, it's only axes that do better at the trees.
[00:37:03]  Correct me if I'm wrong in the comments.
[00:37:06]  Dad, there's an easy way to get up.
[00:37:07]  I'm just spawning water.
[00:37:09]  I'm just hacking my way through everything.
[00:37:10]  Okay.
[00:37:11]  Sounds good.
[00:37:12]  I'm out.
[00:37:13]  Alright, so can we get back to our house?
[00:37:14]  I see your house!
[00:37:15]  Oh, it's the house!
[00:37:16]  Now, where do we, um... Don't ask me anything.
[00:37:19]  Oh, yeah, there's the house.
[00:37:20]  Okay, good.
[00:37:21]  Hello, Miss... Alright.
[00:37:23]  Hello, Miss... Can I imitate you?
[00:37:25]  Hello, Miss...
[00:37:29]  That is not a very good imitation of either me or a pig.
[00:37:32]  I don't know what I was doing.
[00:37:34]  Why did that make me so mad?
[00:37:36]  Oh, we have a waterfall out front of our place.
[00:37:37]  Yes, I did that.
[00:37:38]  I placed it.
[00:37:39]  Cool.
[00:37:39]  All right, now what?
[00:37:41]  Dad, well, that was quick.
[00:37:43]  You got us out.
[00:37:44]  Well done.
[00:37:44]  Get into the house.
[00:37:46]  I'm in the house.
[00:37:46]  Should we stop?
[00:37:47]  Oh, we need a door.
[00:37:49]  No, forget doors.
[00:37:50]  I think we do.
[00:37:51]  So Dad, look, I can make armor.
[00:37:55]  Don't make any, don't make any, please, please, please, I beg.
[00:37:57]  What is a piston dropper?
[00:38:00]  So people were telling me in the comments that you can, like, make entire computers in Minecraft out of, like, redstone and you can, yeah, just do really, really funky stuff.
[00:38:08]  Make one diamond pickaxe.
[00:38:09]  Oh, I've got to eat, I guess, right?
[00:38:11]  Make one diamond pickaxe?
[00:38:12]  Yes!
[00:38:14]  Yes, yes, yes, yes!
[00:38:16]  Iron?
[00:38:17]  I can only make an iron one, I think.
[00:38:19]  Oh, I forgot to give you diamonds.
[00:38:21]  Oopsies!
[00:38:22]  Sorry.
[00:38:23]  I was like, my bad.
[00:38:25]  I'm just gonna get like... I now have four diamonds, so, sorry, I forgot to give you my daemons.
[00:38:33]  I just said my daemons.
[00:38:34]  You forgot to give me daemons.
[00:38:36]  Dad, dad, it's not on the chest, it's right below you.
[00:38:39]  Alright, sorry, alright.
[00:38:40]  So then I go here, and I can make myself a diamond pickaxe.
[00:38:44]  Dad, look.
[00:38:45]  Not a diamond hoe.
[00:38:46]  Dad.
[00:38:46]  Not a diamond shovel.
[00:38:47]  Look.
[00:38:48]  You turned in real life!
[00:38:50]  Yay!
[00:38:52]  No, no!
[00:38:52]  You just made a diamond axe!
[00:38:54]  That's good?
[00:38:54]  Oh yeah.
[00:38:55]  Sorry, what was I supposed to make?
[00:38:56]  Diamond pickaxe.
[00:38:57]  Now we're only left with one diamond.
[00:38:58]  That's okay though.
[00:38:58]  Can you give me another diamond?
[00:39:00]  I can't undo it, right?
[00:39:01]  No.
[00:39:02]  But a diamond axe would be good for fighting.
[00:39:04]  Wait, yes you can, Dad.
[00:39:05]  Go into the furnace.
[00:39:06]  Oh, where's the furnace?
[00:39:08]  Behind you.
[00:39:08]  Yeah, okay.
[00:39:09]  Behind you.
[00:39:09]  No, that's the crafting table.
[00:39:11]  Behind you.
[00:39:12]  Nope, that's in the corner, in the corner.
[00:39:14]  That's the furnace?
[00:39:14]  Oh, sorry, around here.
[00:39:15]  It's okay.
[00:39:16]  Okay, got it, got it.
[00:39:17]  Put your diamond axe in the actual thing there, and then I'm gonna put your coal in the bottom.
[00:39:23]  I hope this works.
[00:39:24]  No, it doesn't work.
[00:39:25]  Okay, I thought that would work.
[00:39:26]  All right, no problem.
[00:39:27]  Do you have another axe?
[00:39:28]  Sorry, a diamond?
[00:39:30]  Yeah, I will in a second.
[00:39:31]  Sorry.
[00:39:31]  Can you give it to me?
[00:39:33]  Yes, I will.
[00:39:33]  He said in an entitled fashion.
[00:39:36]  All right.
[00:39:36]  Actually, I'm going to see if I can make a door and then we should get some sleep and we'll pick this up next.
[00:39:39]  Oh, iron door.
[00:39:40]  Is that good?
[00:39:41]  Do I want that?
[00:39:42]  Oh, I can't do it.
[00:39:43]  I'm missing some ingots.
[00:39:44]  What about a wooden door?
[00:39:48]  All right, I'm going to make the door here and push that.
[00:39:51]  Wait, four.
[00:39:52]  Put the door... Oh, wait, here we go.
[00:39:55]  I'm going to put it... Dad, I gave you three diamonds.
[00:40:00]  See?
[00:40:00]  Oh, thank you.
[00:40:02]  All right, so if I go to the furnace... No, not the furnace.
[00:40:06]  I go to the crafting table.
[00:40:08]  And I'm missing something.
[00:40:09]  You don't have any sticks.
[00:40:10]  Where the heck are your three diamonds?
[00:40:12]  Oh, I must have not picked them up.

=== Making Doors (01:16) ===

[00:40:13]  Where are they?
[00:40:13]  Um, I'm going to give them to you.
[00:40:16]  Oh, oh, sorry.
[00:40:16]  I picked them up by accident.
[00:40:20]  Culprit identified.
[00:40:21]  I'm so confused.
[00:40:22]  What?
[00:40:23]  What's a culprit?
[00:40:24]  Alright, so now I go and make a diamond pickaxe.
[00:40:29]  You have to make some sticks first.
[00:40:31]  Sticks.
[00:40:32]  Go into your search.
[00:40:34]  Now click sticks.
[00:40:35]  Alright, here we go.
[00:40:37]  Okay, now.
[00:40:39]  Diamond pickaxe.
[00:40:40]  Done.
[00:40:41]  Grabbed.
[00:40:42]  There.
[00:40:42]  Finally, now I'm tickling your bum.
[00:40:44]  Alright, alright.
[00:40:47]  Sorry, I didn't quite hear that.
[00:40:50]  So we close, let's sleep, and then we'll pick this up again?
[00:40:54]  Yeah, we can do a part 2 later.
[00:40:57]  Guys, be ready for part 2.
[00:40:58]  It's probably going to come out tomorrow or the day after.
[00:41:01]  Respawn point set, you can only sleep at night.
[00:41:03]  It's not night time.
[00:41:06]  That was hilarious.
[00:41:06]  That was great.
[00:41:07]  Should we stop?
[00:41:07]  Yeah.
[00:41:08]  Alright, thanks.
[00:41:08]  Listeners, give suggestions for other videos.
[00:41:11]  And let us know how brilliant it was to use waterfalls to get out, just like you do in real life.
[00:41:17]  By the way, quick question.
[00:41:18]  What day is it tomorrow?
[00:41:19]  Sunday.
[00:41:20]  Okay, so guys, be ready for it on Sunday.
[00:41:24]  We'll try more.
[00:41:25]  Or Monday.
[00:41:25]  Yeah, yeah.
[00:41:26]  Alright.
[00:41:26]  Thanks everyone so much.
[00:41:27]  We'll do a part two.
[00:41:27]  Appreciate it.
[00:41:28]  Take care.
[00:41:28]  Goodbye guys.