Sean and Jimmy Failla On Tour - May 5th, Hour 3
Jimmy Failla, Host of Fox Across America joins us to talk about two upcoming shows this summer, June 28 and June 29. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jimmy Failla, Host of Fox Across America joins us to talk about two upcoming shows this summer, June 28 and June 29. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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So the president is moving full force to try to get this deal in Europe done. | |
And now that the minerals deal has been signed with Ukraine, well, now we have Vladimir Putin to deal with. | |
And the question is uh whether or not he's serious. | |
We will find out this week, because I know that there's going to be a sanctions bill that is going to be brought up in the U.S. Senate. | |
And we will talk to the people involved in that later this week. | |
Uh then we have the issue of Iran. | |
And the president this weekend on Meet the Press could not have been any more clear that he wants a total dismantlement of Iran's nuclear program. | |
Now the Iranians, they think they're clever and they think they're tough, and they think they're smart, and they responded uh by announcing that they have unveiled the new ballistic missile that they say can hit U.S. bases wherever they are. | |
All right, so they want to play the tough guy talk with Donald Trump. | |
That's a bad bet for them. | |
Anyway, uh I went over all these issues with Secretary of State now, NSA head as well, Marco Rubio, and this is going to be a consequential week, as will next week be a consequential week. | |
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Your wheelhouse has always been foreign policy. | |
I've known you forever. | |
This is what your passion, your heart is here. | |
These are consequential times. | |
We've got Europe, we got Russia, Ukraine, we've got the Middle East, we have Iran, and then we have this, you know, our number one geopolitical foe, China. | |
Let's start in Europe. | |
Let's start with Putin. | |
You said this week will may be the deciding week for him. | |
Um clearly the minerals deal yesterday was a big win for the for the president and the White House. | |
Where do we stand with Putin? | |
Well, let's remind everybody this is not our war. | |
I mean, this is a war that started under Joe Biden. | |
For three years it went on. | |
They made no effort to sort of bring it to a conclusion, and it's a war that has no military solution. | |
In essence, Putin can't take all of Ukraine. | |
Ukraine can't push the Russians all the way back to where they were in 2014. | |
And so the question here is who's the only leader in the world that can talk to both sides and hopefully bring him to a deal. | |
And that's President Trump, and that's what he's tried to do. | |
For a hundred days, he has done efforts to bring about peace to end the killing, to end the dying, to end the destruction. | |
You know that Ukraine, it's gonna cost hundreds of billions of dollars to rebuild that country. | |
And so the president's tried. | |
Look, we've gotten closer. | |
We we for the first time, you know, we haven't known this for three years. | |
We kind of can see what it would take for Ukraine to stop. | |
We can see where what it would take for the Russians to stop. | |
The problem is those two positions are still a little far apart. | |
And uh look, we're not gonna give up on it in the sense that we we're not gonna be ready to help if we can, but there does come a point where the president has to decide how much more time at the highest levels of our government do you dedicate it when maybe one of the two sides are both aren't really close enough, when we've got so many, I would argue, even more important issues going on around the world. | |
Not that a war in Ukraine is not important, but I would say what's happening with China is more important in the long term for the future of the world. | |
Obviously, Iran's nuclear ambition, you know, all these other things that we have going on. | |
So at some point in time, it either has to be something that can happen, we all need to move on. | |
That'll be a decision the president will have to make. | |
Yeah, well, I I will say this the consequences are are really dire in in every situation that you're referring to. | |
Let me go back to Putin for one more second. | |
I mean, the mineral deal, I don't think we can under I I don't think we can overstate how important that's going to be for Ukraine's security, the relationship they will have now moving forward with the United States. | |
That's a big part of the puzzle. | |
Uh it's important, I think, for people to understand in the four years when Donald Trump was president from 2017 uh till he left office in 2021. | |
Uh no problems with Vladimir Putin. | |
But in 2014, 11 years ago, that's when Crimea was annexed. | |
When Joe Biden was president and and Putin was amassing troops on the border and military equipment on the border, he's asked, well, what happens if he invades? | |
Of course he was going to invade. | |
He said, Well, it depends if it's a minor incursion. | |
And it it makes you wonder, nobody ever dared to pick up a phone and even attempt or try to stop it from happening. | |
That to me is unconscionable. | |
Uh in your heart, do you feel like what you're closed? | |
I mean, you're in the middle of this. | |
Yeah, well, I'm glad you gave everybody that lesson because that's not only did it happen in 2014 under uh President Obama, but during that time, the Obama administration refused to provide the Ukrainians any military weapons. | |
They would provide him blankets and sheets and towels and you know, but they wouldn't give them weapons. | |
Donald Trump, when he was president the first time provided them the weapons that actually helped stop the Russian tanks from taking Kyiv, even when he was no longer in the White House, a few years later. | |
This invasion would have never happened if Donald Trump were in the White House. | |
But it did. | |
It happened after Joe Biden, it happened just a few months after the fiasco in Afghanistan. | |
And I think everyone realizes Putin saw that and said, now's my time to go. | |
I have a weak president under Joe Biden, and he went. | |
And this war dragged on for three years. | |
Look, you ask how close we are. | |
I think we know where Ukraine is and we know where uh Russia is right now and where Putin is. | |
They're still far apart. | |
They're closer, but they're still far apart. | |
And it's gonna take a real breakthrough here very soon to make this possible. | |
Or I think the president is gonna have to make a decision about how much more time we're gonna dedicate to this. | |
And you're right about the minerals deal. | |
It's good for America, because we've invested a lot of money in this war. | |
It's also good for Ukraine, because it's gonna help them be able to develop their economy and rebuild when this war ends. | |
Well, they're gonna need a lot of money to rebuild. | |
They are Okay, then let's move to the Middle East and let's move to what happens in Gaza. | |
It can no longer remain a launching pad for their missiles, Hamas missiles to be fired into Israel. | |
That we agree on. | |
I know the President has said it, and you have said, and Steve Whitkoff has said, everybody has said the Iranians cannot have a nuclear weapon. | |
The only reason they're close is because Joe Biden put a blind eye towards the sanctions that were bankrupting Iran as far as I'm concerned. | |
However, they are closer than they have ever been. | |
To me, a deal with the Iran would have to include the following. | |
Uh their enrichment would have to be stopped, their facilities shut down by Americans. | |
Uh we would need anywhere, anyplace, any time American inspectors, not international inspectors. | |
Why in my heart of hearts do I not believe that the Mulas of Iran would ever agree to that and do you agree that that those should be the conditions. | |
If Iran wants a peaceful civil nuclear program, meaning they want nuclear power plants, like other countries in the world have, there's a way to do it. | |
And that is you build a reactors and you import enriched uranium to fuel those reactors. | |
And that's how dozens of countries around the world do it. | |
The only countries in the world that enrich uranium are the ones that have nuclear weapons. | |
Iran is at they're claiming they don't want a weapon, but they would be there what they're basically asking is to be the only non weapon country in the world that's enriching uranium. | |
And the level at which they enrich it is really not relevant per se, because really if you have the ability to enrich at 3.67 percent, it only takes a few weeks to get to 20 percent and then 60 percent And then the 80 and 90 percent that you need for a weapon. | |
And so that really is the path forward here. | |
Iran simply needs to say we've agreed to no longer enrich, we're gonna have reactors because we want nuclear energy, and we're gonna import enrich uranium. | |
This is an opportunity for them if they take it. | |
And this is the best opportunity they're going to have. | |
President Trump is the president of peace. | |
He doesn't want a war. | |
He doesn't want conflict. | |
None of us do. | |
And there's a path forward here. | |
But what cannot happen is to live in a world where Iran has a nuclear weapon. | |
The path forward has been given to them, and now it's a matter of whether or not they're gonna take it. | |
And the president was very, very clear he would lead the effort to stop them from ever achieving that nuclear weapon, and that would mean uh that that statement was obvious in terms of that he would use military force to destroy those facilities. | |
We have the capacity obviously to do it. | |
But back to this question would we need American inspectors and Americans scientists to shut it down? | |
And would that have to be part of the deal and anywhere, anyplace, any time, American inspectors? | |
Would they have to agree to that in your mind? | |
I think you would have to allow Americans as part of you can send, you know, maybe there'll be French inspectors, there'll be Italian inspectors, there'll be Saudis, whoever, but I think you cannot basically say we will not allow any Americans. | |
You also have to make sure if you really want to prevent a a nuclear program, okay, and you're not building a nuclear weapon, then you should open all your facilities. | |
You know, one of the failures of the Biden um I'm sorry, of the Obama nuclear deal with Iran is that you could not inspect military sites. | |
Well, if you're making nuclear weapons, you would probably make them on a military site. | |
And by the way, it's been known and discovered that in the past Iran has had a secret nuclear program that it did not disclose to the world. | |
So I think if in fact Iran likes to say they're not interested in nuclear weapons, they like to say all they want is peaceful nuclear energy. | |
Then they should not be afraid of inspections by inspectors uh of any kind, including Americans. | |
And look, there's a win here for Iran. | |
Okay. | |
They can actually have real economic development, have real investment in their country, but they have to walk away from sponsoring terrorists, they have to walk away from helping the Houthis, they have to walk away from building long-range missiles that have no purpose to exist other than having nuclear weapons, and they have to walk away from enrichment. | |
These are not unreasonable requests. | |
There are countries all over the world that have nuclear energy and don't enrich and don't have long-range missiles and don't sponsor terrorism. | |
That path is there for them. | |
It's the path of peace. | |
And frankly, I pray and hope, and we'll do everything we can to hope convince them that they should take it. | |
I have the same prayer that you do, and they know what the consequences will be. | |
And they will probably lose their nuclear sites, they'll lose their refineries, and if that's the case, that would probably result in poverty and regime change. | |
Um, last question. | |
China. | |
Uh you're right. | |
I I view them as you do as our top geopolitical foe. | |
Uh things seem to be heated in public. | |
Are there anything is going on behind the scenes that give you some hope that hopefully, for example, on trade and tariffs, we can come to some type of agreement because they they put tariffs on basically every American product uh and it's just they've been ripping us off forever. | |
They have. | |
They've been ripping off the world. | |
And look, yes, there's efforts you can see that look, this is hurting the Chinese economy. | |
People forget that the factories were all these shoes and shirts and clothing and all that stuff that comes from China. | |
Those are all Chinese jobs. | |
When they say that the containers, that the factories are not gonna be sending things to America, that means they're out of a job. | |
This is hurting the Chinese economy badly. | |
I think there's two questions. | |
Can we reach some sort of short-term accommodation with them? | |
That's what they want. | |
I mean, the Chinese are reaching out, they want to meet, they want to talk. | |
We've got people involved in that. | |
Obviously, our Treasury Secretary, uh Scott Besson is involved in those efforts, and their talks are come up soon. | |
But I think there's a broader question, and that is whether we shouldn't this is a wake-up call that we truly need to become a country that can make more things in America and not be as dependent on China. | |
We were far too dependent on China. | |
We allowed them through unfair trade practices to deindustrialize us and and to use not just terrorists, but non-tariff barriers, currency manipulation, uh, you know, uh dumping. | |
They we've allowed them to use all of those things. | |
Intellectual property theft. | |
Stealing intellectual property, and really left us deindustrialized as a country and heavily dependent on them. | |
That's a very dangerous place to be, and President Trump is taking it on, and he's doing it now because it needs to be done now. | |
It cannot wait any longer. | |
Two more years in this direction, and we are gonna be in a lot of trouble, really dependent on China. | |
So I do think there's this broader question about how much we should buy from them at all moving forward. | |
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Kevin Texas, God bless Texas, Kevin. | |
What's going on? | |
Yes. | |
Uh, sir, thank you so much. | |
Uh Ryan, I don't I don't see today who is cool in the Democratic Party. | |
They they're all a bunch of Karen's. | |
You know, Elizabeth Johannes, Karen, AOC, Mom Jeans, Karen, Whoopi, Karen, Anna Devaro, know it all, Karen. | |
Sonny Holstein, high maintenance Karen. | |
Tim Walls, stamp on Tim. | |
He's the king of all male Karen's. | |
I mean, this is this is the party that they have become. | |
It's just it it is it is so radicalized and so out of touch. | |
And I'm actually, you know, they don't understand or want to even understand. | |
You know, Donald Trump or what he's trying to do, or conservat conservatives or conservatives actually believe in. | |
And they've got this false caricature, false narrative that they all echo each other. | |
And meanwhile, the American people are rejecting it more and more. | |
I've never seen a party that has lost not only all its confidence, it's lost its heart and its soul, and they don't taken over by radicals, and then if you're not radical, you d dare not speak out against them, because if you do, you're gonna be ostracized. | |
Well, doesn't it anyway? | |
Appreciate well, I'm gonna I'm gonna move on, Kevin. | |
I do appreciate the call. | |
God bless Texas. | |
We have a minute. | |
We got uh Rock and Robin or Trucker from Texas, Rockin' Robin. | |
You got a minute, it's all yours. | |
Thank you for what you do every day. | |
Uh, thank you, Sean. | |
I'm sitting up here in Illinois right now. | |
I go home literally one weekend a month. | |
And uh I That's hard. | |
Uh yeah. | |
Um, I have an amazing wife now, and we will we'll be married 16 years come. | |
Uh this July. | |
You never see her unless she goes on the road with you. | |
Well, we we do a lot of uh uh uh face Chatting on uh we we uh through our phones. | |
Uh we we talk several times a day. | |
I call her every morning or she calls me every morning before she leaves for work and we pray and we pray every evening. | |
We talk, you know, throughout the day when she's at lunch or when she gets off work. | |
And so we have a very good relationship. | |
Uh I was a truck driver when she met me. | |
She was a medical assistant when I met her. | |
She don't try to change me. | |
I don't try to change her. | |
She said she don't care what I do for a living as long as it's legal and the bills get paid. | |
Look, I just hope maybe you can get the the right gig uh and actually be with her a little bit more often. | |
Uh it sounds like uh you know, it's it it's look, it works for you, I'm happy for you, but it sounds a little rough. | |
Uh Rockin' Robin, I'm just out of time, but I'll tell you what, we're gonna get your number. | |
We'll call you back on another day, and we'd love to talk to you at more at length. | |
Does that work for you? | |
Uh yes, sir. | |
And and the way I see it says I didn't get to be in the military. | |
This is how I serve my country as a truck driver. | |
Well, you fill our shelves with the stuff that we need uh to survive, so I can't thank you enough for what you do every day, man. | |
Thank you. | |
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So we have an announcement that uh I'm ex really excited about. | |
Uh I got to host the the Patriot Awards this year for the Fox News Channel. | |
Had a great time. | |
Uh we made it fun. | |
We celebrate freedom and and fun at the same time, and uh I got to work very, very closely with my friend and colleague Jimmy Phaela. | |
And Jimmy uh has maybe the most interesting life story of all time. | |
He used to be a New York City cab driver. | |
Now he has his own hit show on Fox Saturday nights with Jimmy Fayer. | |
You don't ever want to miss it. | |
And we feature him on the program for kicks and giggles, just you know, but the news is pretty heavy. | |
You need to lighten it up a little bit. | |
And and we've been talking about maybe kind of duplicating except doing it differently. | |
We watch like AOC and Bernie and their big tour, and I'm like, I'm rolling my eyes because it's fight the oligarchy and just rage and hatred and misery. | |
And maybe the antidote to it, we we've come up with an idea and we partnered with Fox Nation, and it's the Punchlines and Patriots Tour, and we're very pleased, proud, happy to announce our first two dates, and here to uh help me do that is Jimmy Phaela himself. | |
One is gonna be in Clearwater, and the second one uh is gonna be in Fort Lauderdale, both will be in Florida, and then we might do other stops around the country. | |
Um and it's called Punchlines and Patriots. | |
We're gonna make you laugh. | |
We're not gonna sit there and bemoan the loss of plastic straws uh and pollution as AOC and Bernie fly around on their private jet for their fight the oligarchy tour. | |
How are you, sir? | |
Uh I'm better now. | |
I'm so psyched for this, but can I make one comment about the Bernie thing and the oligarchy thing? | |
Nobody says the word oligarchy, except Joe Biden, if he was doing a commercial for Olive Garden. | |
He'd go that's true. | |
We've got free bread sticks. | |
And they'd be like, cut, cut. | |
It's it's Olive Garden, Joe Biden. | |
But yes. | |
Listen, where wherever we're gonna go on on this little tour of ours, we have to just make sure there's either A, a Waffle House or B an In N Out burger, period end of sentence. | |
Or cra I'll take a cracker barrel. | |
That's fine too. | |
Yeah, no one has ever got I said this on your TV show the other night. | |
No one has ever gotten offended within twenty miles of a cracker barrel. | |
You can tell them any joke you want. | |
That's absolutely true. | |
You can't get offended. | |
How can you not love Cracker Barrel? | |
They have all the candy you you ever wanted when you were a kid and all in one place and you can buy it and then and the best down home you know uh southern cooking you'd ever want and it's all great and things that I don't usually eat now but uh I gotta lighten up when I'm on the road. | |
Um well I'm honored to to announce this tour with you and thanks to uh Fox Nation, our partner in this and it's called Punchlines and Patriots. | |
Uh why don't you tell everybody what this is about. | |
So Sean and I are going to be down uh starts in Clearwater Saturday night, June 28th and then we'll be in Fort Lauderdale June 29th at the Brown Performing Arts Center. | |
We're gonna do a little bit of stand up comedy. | |
We're gonna take a live QA but the best thing we're gonna give them okay is access uh to this great thing we've built on this Fox News media platform which is a true connection with the American people. | |
Like when you think about what we represent, okay, you got one guy Sean Hannity who hangs out at the White House. | |
You got another guy Jimmy Fellow who hangs out at the White Castle okay there's a lot here. | |
Wait a minute but but that's where I come from I still love White Castle. | |
I can't pass a White Castle without buying them. | |
Yeah but fair. | |
But I actually look like I get paid in White Castle so I have that's probably I don't now you're being a little harsh on yourself here. | |
I'm doing better, okay? | |
But the point is we're going to come out, we're going to tell some wild jokes. | |
And what I'm excited about is I get to do stand-up every weekend. | |
I host a stand-up comedy show. | |
I'm genuinely just excited to watch your act because I was there at the Patriot Awards. | |
And remember, I had to go on after you. | |
And usually the Patriot Awards is the easiest stand-up gig of the year because you're the only comic on the bill. | |
You're going to walk out there and you're going to crush for five minutes and leave. | |
But you murdered. | |
You did. | |
And I want you to get credit for this because obviously you made fun of, like, the Adam Schiff's of the world. | |
It was brilliant. | |
But you actually did a bit. | |
I believe there was, like, a projector involved where you portrayed Joe Biden wandering into the jungle looking for the cannibals who ate his uncle. | |
That's like... | |
Yeah, exactly. | |
So it's like... | |
If we can't laugh at what the hell has happened to these people, I mean, what's going on with the championing the rights of Abrego Garcia, the rights of men to play women's sports? | |
They're upset and think we are a constitution, in a constitutional crisis because we're not giving Green New Deal DEI transactions. | |
transgender money to every country on the face of the earth uh and and just looking at Kamala makes me laugh when she giggles and to think she could have been v president of our country makes scares the hell out of me. | |
There's a lot to laugh at. | |
I agree the only the only upside to Kamala being president is she would have that designated driver she needs. | |
Okay. | |
That's all true. | |
Driving a car. | |
But one thing I want to talk about punch on the patriots really quick because this is the truth of what we do, whether it's humor or commentary is we always talk about Trump derangement syndrome, but we've gotten to this place now where that's an excuse for people. | |
It's not a derangement syndrome they're just stupid. | |
Okay and we're gonna show up and we're gonna make fun of some stupid people. | |
If you're trying to protect the rights of migrant gangbangers, you're stupid. | |
That's I derangement would be an excuse I can't let you get away with it anymore. | |
You know if you think Kamala should have been the president. | |
Kamala was telling an elephant story the other day like talk about putting the dumb in Dumbo okay and we really we're at the precipices you people think that was a good idea. | |
Our job is to restore you know when you talk about law and order but there's something to be said for like conversational law and order. | |
And we're gonna get out on the road and we're gonna make fun of stupid people. | |
And we should all be able to unify around the fact that there is a specific segment of the population that's weapons grade, stupid. | |
Scientists actually have a word for them. | |
They're called liberals. | |
And we're going to talk about them and we're going to have a nice time in Clearwater in Fort Lauderdale, dang it. | |
And I'm excited to do it with you, because you're like, you are the funniest guy I know. | |
Now what people may not know about you is your background. | |
You grew up, you know, like we have very similar backgrounds, how we grew up, but then you became a cab driver. | |
And I think you fine-tuned your humor and your act while being a cab driver. | |
And uh because I mean it's a crazy job for people in New York City, that's the nuttiest job in the world. | |
And and all and out of that, you know, came all of this success. | |
You sell out, you know, these these arenas and halls all around the country and you do it, and I I just the minute I'm not going to compete with you in terms of trying to be a stand-up comic. | |
I have my own little routine, but um it that's why it's punchlines and patriots, it's gonna be a nice mix of both. | |
It's gonna be everything. | |
It is it is so exciting. | |
If I try to stand toe-to-toe with you on the humor part, I'm gonna get killed. | |
You you want to know something, Hannity. | |
You just you know enough politicians that you're doing the old lower expectations. | |
You're gonna crush, and you're just roping me into this. | |
Everybody's gonna go, you know, I'm not roping you into anything. | |
I'm just this is your profession, you make people laugh. | |
You throw out a joke every five seconds. | |
I mean, to me, you're right up there with I don't know, Chappelle and Chris Rock. | |
I watch on stage and oh my gosh, some of the jokes you tell have to be edited out. | |
I could see it already. | |
We're gonna play clean ball because you're there and you're a much classier broadcaster than I am. | |
So we're gonna play to the editorial guidelines of the Hannity show. | |
I'm convinced, honestly, by the way, that the reason you have me on your TV show twice a week is to hear me say the things you want to say. | |
But you can't say them because you're showing empathy. | |
Yeah, and I usually put a disclaimer in there, I'm not responsible for the things that Jimmy Fellow's saying on the show tonight. | |
Uh I have no idea no very advanced warning. | |
All right, so uh I want people to come. | |
And uh for example, it's gonna be what is it, the Ruth Eckard uh hall in Clearwater? | |
Yep, June 28th, uh down in Clearwater, uh, Ruth Accord, and June 28th, Fort Lauderdale. | |
Yeah, sorry. | |
Okay, and and now my understanding is uh the tickets will fully be on sale Friday, but there's VIP tickets you're you guys are putting up for sale today. | |
Yeah, so the people who are members of these two theaters have VIP access and they can buy tickets today. | |
The reason me and you are announcing this today, the tickets go on sale Friday, May 9th, is we want everybody to have the same level of access. | |
We're not doing a show that's a million dollars to get into. | |
We're doing a show for the people. | |
And we don't want to be doing a show full of elites. | |
We want to be doing a show full of people like us who bust their butts all day to make things work, uh, and who get it. | |
You know, that's what we're that's what we're after here. | |
It's it's a weird, like do you remember the old TV show Scared Straight where they take a mountain? | |
Oh, I love that show. | |
Loved it. | |
And they they'd lock him in a classroom with some ex-con who'd scream at the kid till he got his life together. | |
Okay. | |
We're doing a funny scared straight for America. | |
We're basically we better get our act together or else we're screwed. | |
Uh we did on November 5th. | |
I mean, that that's why I mean I watched I I've been watching these people on tour, and I'm like, this is like the uh the let's make America depressed for fight the oligarchy. | |
Then you find out they're flying around on their private jet to get there. | |
I'm like, oh, okay. | |
Uh this is this that's the the joke's on us, right? | |
Well, and uh but I'm just telling you, uh this is a time that Americans uh that a like-minded Americans should celebrate because we're transforming government in every good way, and we won. | |
And you know what? | |
It's time to celebrate the win and the success. | |
And and look, there's everything the president's doing is hard, but it's it's gonna be good for the country in the end, and we've needed this shock to our system for a long time. | |
Yep. | |
And uh if you guys come to the show and give us a list of people you'd like us to place in the new reopened Alcatraz, we'll give it to the president. | |
Oh, you read about that today, did you? | |
I love I loved that so much. | |
And you want to know why it matters, though, really quick, is because it does send a message. | |
I mean, it would largely be a symbolic thing, okay, but if they got it open, great. | |
But then we're sending the right message to aspiring criminals who want to come here. | |
Is yes, we're not only not letting you in now, but if you do get in, we're either sending you back or locking you up in the most high profile way imaginable. | |
It's time to stop having empathy for the criminals. | |
That was the problem with the last administration. | |
It's like, Sean, we all grew up playing two games in the backyard. | |
We played either Cops and Robbers or Cowboys and Elizabeth Warrens. | |
Okay, those were the games. | |
Yeah. | |
We always knew in Cops and Robbers, cops, good robbers bad. | |
Okay. | |
We need to get back to that mindset as a country. | |
And I think the people coming to see us are already in that mindset, but that's kind of what you're looking forward to. | |
We are restoring order in America. | |
Well, but not really restoring order because Biden is going to be on the view this week, and the Democrats are keeping the door open for for Kamala Harris in 2028. | |
Which I which I love. | |
But to be clear, you know, Kamala thinks she's running in 2028. | |
Okay, Biden thinks he's running in 1992. | |
Okay, the point is neither one of them have any shot at this thing. | |
But I love that his wife, can you just let the guy be a ready Joe Biden? | |
Like she was beating him up in office and making him go through the motions. | |
Like, how dare you drag him on to the view, which you and I make fun of, but it is the highest streaming show in Guantanamo Bay. | |
You know, they're watching it in place of waterboarding in the modern era, so there is that. | |
But I mean, but I know, but between him and Kamala, what did the American people do to deserve that? | |
You know, it's we've been through things. | |
We've been through depressions, we've been through recessions, but we've never been through a dementia day drunk presidency. | |
One guy didn't know it. | |
No, we have not. | |
I honestly think I have PTSD when I think about it. | |
When I heard Kamala last week, I I literally it shocked my system. | |
Um but this is gonna be a fun event. | |
I am I really, really enjoy meeting the people that make our lives possible. | |
I hope people will come. | |
Uh, we put it up on all Hannity social media. | |
It's on the top right now. | |
If you go to Hannity.com, two dates only, June 28th. | |
That's gonna be in Clearwater, Florida, June 29th. | |
It's a Saturday and a Sunday night. | |
The Broward Center for Performing Arts. | |
Uh tickets fully go on sale Friday. | |
You can you can get, if you're a theater member tickets now. | |
The link will be there. | |
And uh, Jimmy Phaela, uh um, you're gonna make me laugh, and then we get to hang out with great Americans. | |
I wonder if protesters will show up. | |
That'll be awesome. | |
We better get at least one or two. | |
Yeah, I'm kind of banking on that. | |
It's the right. | |
I'm banking on somebody saying, I hey you know, and having to be dragged out of the hall. | |
Uh that that's always fun. | |
I've had I've had that happen a few times in my career too, Jimmy. | |
Well, listen, I've had a I've had a couple of good hecklers, but that's my favorite thing about a good heckler is that you see, we showed up prepared to talk. | |
The heckler didn't. | |
So if you let them talk, you just give them a little rope. | |
They run out of good ideas real quick, and then you turn the rest. | |
That's my favorite thing about him. | |
So, yes, if you know a potential heckler, buy them a ticket, please. | |
I actually want to watch this. | |
It's gonna be come out during the Jimmy Phaylor portion. | |
Uh, looking forward to it, June 28th, 29th, a Hannity.com for tickets. | |
Yes, sir. | |
Looking forward to a Punchlines Patriots. | |
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