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| Thank you, Scott Shannon, and thanks to all of you for being with us. | |
| Happy Thanksgiving week. | |
| Write down our toll-free telephone number. | |
| It's 800 941 Sean. | |
| You want to be a part of the program. | |
| By the way, if you want to call in either today or tomorrow, and maybe we need a Dr. Hannity hour. | |
| Linda, what do you think? | |
| Because a lot of our audience is going to have to sit at Thanksgiving dinner with their radical, woke, liberal, angry, maybe 4B relatives, the people shaving their head with heads uh out of protest and withdrawing sex from their husbands, etc. | |
| etc. | |
| Divor planning to divorce their husbands, those stockpiling abortion pills and and all the craziness. | |
| People may need advice on how to deal with their crazy relatives who might be throwing turkey legs and mashed potatoes at Thanksgiving dinner. | |
| Now thank goodness I don't have crazy liberal relatives that will be joining me for Thanksgiving this year. | |
| And I I don't think you do either, do you? | |
| I don't think they'd survive in your family. | |
| I do not, I do not. | |
| I do I do not. | |
| I have no. | |
| But we may need to we may need Dr. Hannity in the house. | |
| And if you want to call in 800 941 Sean number, I I have some general principles as it relates to this you won, they lost. | |
| There really is no reason I don't want to quote Linda here to spike the football. | |
| Although spiking it in a fun way might be very, very entertaining and interesting to watch. | |
| Um but some people's heads are going to explode, and you know you probably know going in who they are, and if they know you're a big Trump supporter, one of the things you can do, first thing I would do think of doing if if I had such relatives that you know are gonna be that triggered is I'd probably walk in with a MAGA hat on. | |
| I mean, and don't say a word. | |
| Just walk in, wear the hat. | |
| Linda, is that evil or is that just funny? | |
| I think it's funny. | |
| I have one better for you. | |
| Are you ready? | |
| All right, you if I will I will cede that ground to you. | |
| Go. | |
| It's very exciting. | |
| So I saw on one of the social media platforms, probably X, because it's the best. | |
| Um, somebody made uh charcuterie board and it said, I promise my family no politics at Thanksgiving. | |
| But the charcuterie board is in the shape of Donald Trump's head. | |
| The cheese. | |
| It's not a veggie plate. | |
| There's no veggies on it. | |
| It's meats and cheeses. | |
| It's called shakutary. | |
| I know, I know. | |
| Thank God, we're having another homage. | |
| Most people call it a meat and cheese platter. | |
| I mean, most people call it a veggie plate. | |
| Yeah, when I put like carrots or salary on it. | |
| It is 100%. | |
| Okay, it's a veggie plate. | |
| Okay, but it's That's how most people talk. | |
| Whatever you want to do with your meats and cheeses and celery and carrots, you call it whatever you want. | |
| Just make it the shape of Donald Trump's head, the tie, the face. | |
| Just Google it, put it, put that into Instagram, X, wherever you get your social media. | |
| They are showing you how to make it step by step. | |
| You don't need to say a word at Thanksgiving dinner. | |
| Just offer, you know, what you brought for things like that. | |
| No, but you see, that's a little that's a little bit more subtle. | |
| I like my idea better. | |
| Because you walk in with the make America great. | |
| Is a subtle thing. | |
| No, but they they may they may not have to be smart enough. | |
| May take them too long to find it. | |
| The minute you walk in with the hat on is the minute they're triggered. | |
| And it says 45 on one side and 47 on the other side. | |
| Get that hat. | |
| But just think every time they want a piece of cheese, they gotta look at Donald Trump. | |
| What's better than that? | |
| I'm gonna give advice that may be counterintuitive to people. | |
| I'm gonna tell people, and we'll deal with specific situations if people call in in the next day or two. | |
| We'll probably do it tomorrow. | |
| Well, we might do it today. | |
| I don't know. | |
| And but I would just say whatever they say, it doesn't matter. | |
| Anything that they throw at you doesn't matter. | |
| And I would stay calm, you know, cool, collective, not react to whatever, whatever bombs they're gonna drop your way. | |
| And your calmness, your coolness will drive them up a wall. | |
| And then you could even suggest maybe we should just talk about the things we're grateful for this Thanksgiving. | |
| And then the first thing you can mention is Donald Trump won the election. | |
| That'll really set them off during the time, you know, what would I do with my family as we go around the table, we talk about all the things that we're grateful for for during the year. | |
| And you know, my kids used to hate doing it. | |
| Now they they understand that's just how we do it. | |
| And you know what? | |
| There is so much to be grateful for. | |
| And I think literally the country, there was so much hanging in the balance here. | |
| And I kept saying the days after the election that I felt a sense of relief and a sense of gratitude. | |
| And now I'm at the point of sense, relief, gratitude, wanting to roll up our sleeves and get the mission accomplished. | |
| And on top of that, I feel a little bit of, you know, watching them go crazy. | |
| I feel a little bit told you so. | |
| This this group is insane. | |
| Well, like, for example, I'm I'm mostly convinced, although I guess anything's possible with Elon Musk, right? | |
| He adds up SpaceX, Tesla, and X. And anyway, Donald Trump Jr. wrote, Hey, Elon, I have the funniest idea. | |
| And he said, uh I hear MSDNC is for sale. | |
| Now they're spinning it off into another entity. | |
| It doesn't necessarily mean it's for sale, but anyway, Musk responds and says, How much does it cost? | |
| And the most entertaining outcome, especially if ironic, is most likely with a laughing emoji. | |
| You know, how amazing would this be, Musk answered. | |
| And then, by the way, then Joe Rogan got involved. | |
| And uh anyway, then that then he was sending out you know memes of Rachel Maddow. | |
| And you everybody, I I I've heard, because I'm inside the industry, that everybody, everybody in mainstream legacy media is flipping out, that their careers are are likely potentially over, and that they're high paying jobs in an industry where they have told lies and spread nothing but conspiracy theories and hatred towards Donald Trump, you know, may now soon come to an end. | |
| And they're just they're flipping out, absolutely going nuts over this. | |
| You know, the problem that they have, and we'll get into more detail on this later, is they haven't told the truth. | |
| And you know, one of the things that I pride myself on on this show, and I've told this story many times, is when you know I was on the air in Atlanta, and we had the Atlanta Journal Constitution come out with a headline, and it said, you know, this this person, Richard Jewell, who ended up being a hero, you know, fit the profile of a lone bomber, and that he wanted to be a hero because he lives with his mother. | |
| I I I read it and I'm like reading it. | |
| I'm like, maybe he's just trying to save money. | |
| Just because he lives with his mother doesn't mean, and that he wanted to be a police officer later in life, doesn't mean that he's you know a terrorist. | |
| It ended up that it was all untrue. | |
| And the media goes on a feeding frenzy. | |
| And from that moment on, it taught me such a valuable lesson, and that is to always stand back, be skeptical, do my own research, and stand apart from all all of that mob. | |
| I refer to them as a mob, the legacy media mob for a reason because they have a mob mindset, and they were they they say the same things, they sound alike, they they just you know, they show the same amount of outrage, and then they try to outdo each other's outrage. | |
| But you know, you think of all of the issues that they have been wrong about over the years, they never vetted Barack Obama. | |
| We did a full investigation, the real Barack Obama. | |
| We're the ones that found Bernadette Bernadine Dorr uh Dorn and uh Bill Ayers, and uh we we went into what it meant to be Acorn and and Jeremiah Wright and Frank Marshall Davis and the Chum gang. | |
| Nobody else in the media would vet him. | |
| You know, white folks greed runs a world in need. | |
| You know, we got the issue of Duke Lacrosse right when others so many of them got it wrong, including nearly a hundred professors that signed a petition basically declaring them guilty. | |
| Well, I actually took the time and I went and I met with some of the families of Duke LaCrosse, you know, kids that were being accused, and I knew after that meeting that they had exculpatory evidence that would eventually be coming out, and therefore I said, Don't rush the judgment. | |
| And then we ended up being right about UVA, and then we were right about Ferguson, you know, uh what it was it, and uh Michael Brown. | |
| Well, I was being told by multiple law enforcement sources and others that there were numerous eyewitnesses that would confirm Officer Darren Wilson's story. | |
| And then the same thing happened in Baltimore. | |
| I was being told by my sources on the ground in Baltimore in the Freddie Gray case. | |
| That in fact that there were witnesses and information that would be coming out. | |
| And I remember distinctly, a very good friend of mine in law enforcement told me there's not a chance in hell these officers will ever be convicted based on the evidence that we know of now, very early on in the case. | |
| And meanwhile, the media mob, state run legacy media mob got it wrong. | |
| You know, and this is something that Rogan said over the weekend. | |
| And he said that he explains why liberal media or legacy state run media, as I call it, is hemorrhaging audience. | |
| You're not accurate, and you're delusional. | |
| He said, I was just reading something about fake news CNN and MSDNC's ratings post-election. | |
| They've crashed, he went on. | |
| Now there's an ebb and flow to you know, ratings and in cable news. | |
| I can tell you that based on what the news happens to be. | |
| But one thing that I I think that I pride myself on on this radio program and on my TV program and so many others on Fox as well. | |
| I will tip my hat to them, is that we tell our audiences the truth. | |
| We told you the truth, this election about the real state of the economy. | |
| We told you the truth that they were lying to you. | |
| We told you about the real state and the of the country when it when it came to our open borders policy. | |
| We told you where the people were coming from, over 180 countries, some with terror ties, top geopolitical foes. | |
| We listed the countries where people were coming from. | |
| We talked about the people that were known to be murderers and rapists, criminals, cartel members, gang members. | |
| Uh, we talked about not only the Lake and Rileys and the Rachel Morens and the Jocelyn Nungarys, but the hundreds of others that you never hear about, people that are murdered, people that have been raped, people that are victims of violent crime. | |
| We talked about the flat out lying that went on when Kamala Harris, Joe Biden, Allahandro Mayorcas all went out there publicly lying to the American people, saying that the borders closed, the borders secure, it never was. | |
| We told you the truth about their energy policies. | |
| We told you the truth about how they are secretly withholding aid to Israel. | |
| We've been telling you the truth about this funding of this Ukrainian war and the handcuffs originally put on by Biden, and now Biden is escalating this conflict in the final 55 days of his administration, which resulted in exactly what anybody with a brain would know of would happen, and that is an escalation of Vladimir Putin. | |
| It took him so far as to say, okay, that you have Joe Biden giving Ukraine ballistic missiles so they can fire them into Russian territory, and you know that the incoming president wants a negotiated settlement. | |
| Why would you ever do that? | |
| Well, that caused Vladimir Putin to change the nuclear strike policy into one that if you fire a ballistic missile, he has the right as of law in Russia for whatever that means. | |
| He's still, believe me, Putin is evil. | |
| He's not to be trusted. | |
| He's a bad, bad actor. | |
| He's not a friend of this country. | |
| But with that said, he does fear Donald Trump. | |
| And that now in the final days, Joe's escalating this, and it resulted with a hypersonic missile being fired from Russia into Ukraine. | |
| Oh, great job, Joe, as you're escalating on the way out. | |
| Great job trying to, you know, make it impossible for Donald Trump to find all the Harris Biden, Joe Biden illegal immigrants that they let into the country by saying, Oh, you don't have to check in anymore. | |
| I mean, he's literally undermining anything. | |
| But as for the media, I mean, they have for nine straight years, as of as basically one voice. | |
| They have echoed nothing but hatred, rage, lies, conspiracy theories. | |
| They have they have accepted lawfare, the weaponization of justice. | |
| They accepted a valuation which is ridiculous of $18 million for Mar a Lago when it's closer to a billion or more. | |
| They didn't say a word. | |
| They didn't care about the trumped up charges, no pun intended, of Alvin Bragg. | |
| They didn't care about FISA abuse. | |
| They didn't care about the double standard with top secret classified documents. | |
| They didn't care about any of these issues. | |
| They have lost your trust. | |
| They have earned this loss of trust. | |
| And as a result, people in this election tune them out. | |
| Washington Post, New York Times, LA Times, USA Today. | |
| They're just they're finished. | |
| They have no credibility left. | |
| Fake news, CNN, MSDNC, ABC, MBC, CBS, these late night shows, Fallon, Kimmel, and Colbert. | |
| Nobody cares about that the nine years they spent trashing Trump. | |
| There's a few few liberals that get it, like Bill Maher will play him later. | |
| I mean, he actually has some common sense because I think he just hates everybody, but that's a separate issue. | |
| But at least he's telling people you're so stupid if you if you don't understand what happened here. | |
| And there's a lot of truth in what he's saying. | |
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| This is cracking me. | |
| I'm looking at my call screener, and everyone's calling in about how to deal. | |
| You know what the problem is? | |
| Everyone's spiking the football like Linda. | |
| And I I definitely love the idea of trolling people because I think it's fun. | |
| And it was Linda, remember when we uh it was at, I don't know if it was the DNC somewhere that the debate. | |
| And remember Gavin Newsom was doing the scrum, and I I came up behind him. | |
| I was I was totally trolling the guy. | |
| And it goes viral on social media. | |
| Hannity's best friends with Gavin Newsom. | |
| I'm like, what are you talking about? | |
| It also went viral that same day that you were a CIA agent. | |
| Yeah, then people said, see, Hannity CIA. | |
| And I'm like, what did these people where do people come up with this? | |
| These people, you know, in their basements and their underwear anonymously just putting this stuff out there. | |
| Anyway, it was pretty funny. | |
| Actually, I laughed. | |
| I'm like, no, I went up behind him. | |
| I'm like, hi. | |
| How are you? | |
| And now apparently he's going to different parts of California that voted red to find out. | |
| And uh we we hear you at Tor. | |
| Uh, yeah, is that why he was holding a special session uh in the state legislature to de what I don't know what they're calling it. | |
| He doesn't hear anything. | |
| Cha-ching, cha-ching, and then it's intermixed with his hair gel. | |
| That's it. | |
| Yeah, I know. | |
| Anyway, maybe he'll learn that his policies aren't going to fly in this country right now. | |
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| The new Sean Hannity show talking about what's right for America with a renewed commitment to keep you up to date on the breaking news stories. | |
| All right, 25 now till the top of the hour, 800-941 Sean on number, if you want to be a part of the program. | |
| Well, there is a new sheriff in town. | |
| Uh, do you think it's an accident that Hezbollah uh now wants a peace agreement like Hamas had mentioned, they now want a peace agreement with Israel in light of Donald Trump's big election win? | |
| I don't think it's an accident. | |
| We're gonna get into Joe and his escalation in Ukraine and how dangerous it is and how Vladimir Putin is reacting uh by by firing hypersonic missiles and changing his policy on what constitute constitutes in Russia by their definition, | |
| by their quote law, if you want to call it that, uh their right to fire back with nuclear weapons, all in all in response to Joe Biden providing the weaponry, ballistic missiles, and the okay to Zelensky uh to fire those ballistic missiles into Russia. | |
| This is a guy that wouldn't even allow Poland to give them 28 MIGs at the start of the conflict. | |
| A guy that you know, in spite of the troops building on the border with Ukraine said, you know, didn't think that Putin would do it. | |
| And well, how are you gonna respond, Joe? | |
| Well, it depends, is it a minor incursion or a major incursion? | |
| No, half of Ukraine has been blown to smithereens, Joe. | |
| Great job. | |
| And you have funded most of it, which is pretty spectacular in and of its own right. | |
| Now you're escalating with what, fifty-five days left? | |
| Are you are you trying to to have an all-out war break out in uh in Europe? | |
| And are you are you really after all you've done to stop Israel? | |
| Are you really proud of yourself in light of you know what would be the equivalent of 40,000 dead Americans in a day? | |
| And that's where our friends at the International Fellowship of Christians and Jews come in. | |
| You know, they are facing unbelievable hardship, and it's amazing Harris and Biden have been withholding the weaponry they so desperately need and politicizing that conflict and have shown nothing but hatred, frankly, towards Prime Minister Netanyahu, again, trying to tell him, Oh, yeah, don't worry about Iran firing missiles into your country. | |
| Don't respond. | |
| Just be grateful that they didn't hit your country. | |
| What wait for the next attack when they actually land in Tel Aviv, the old city in Jerusalem, and then they'll be able to respond with Joe's permission. | |
| Thankfully, Prime Minister Net Yano doesn't give a flying rip about what happens. | |
| I love what Lindsey Graham said on my show Friday night that any country that goes along with the this ICC ruling, you know, that BB Netanyahu, after the worst terror attack in their history, can be tried as a war criminal, you know, is gonna economically be disconnected from the United States of America because they will do that to us in a heartbeat. | |
| Donald Trump, I'm sure, would be at the top of their list. | |
| Anyway, they're fighting, you know, you can argue a seven front war, four front war, whatever you want to call it, but as a result, tens and tens of thousands of Israelis have been displaced. | |
| They are in desperate need of bare necessities, food, water, shelter, medicines, you name it. | |
| And thanks to your generosity, as they fight for their very survival, uh, you are helping the International Fellowship of Christians and Jews and the Israeli people during what is the you know, the aftermath of the worst terror attack in their history, uh, while Joe Biden and Kamala have pretty much been missing in action. | |
| Um, why did I get this started? | |
| Everybody's calling. | |
| They they all want everybody's got an idea. | |
| How do you deal with your crazy relatives? | |
| We'll do a little bit today throughout the show. | |
| But then we'll do more tomorrow. | |
| Uh before I take off of my Thanksgiving holiday. | |
| Um, let's say hi to Fran in South Carolina. | |
| Fran, how are you? | |
| Do you have some crazy relatives that'll be at Thanksgiving dinner? | |
| Oh, most definitely. | |
| They used to be uh conservative until they got married, and it's like, I don't know what mountain they fell off of or what kind of cheese they ate, but they're no longer conservative. | |
| But I think that I have quote unquote a Trump you on the hat. | |
| Uh after Trump went to visit Biden at the White House, t-shirts started coming out with uh Trump on the foreground behind it with the White House. | |
| And across the front of the t-shirt, it says Daddy's home. | |
| Oh, Daddy's home? | |
| Is that what you're showing you're showing up at Thanksgiving dinner knowing that your liberal relatives are gonna be there with Daddy's home and a picture of Trump? | |
| At the White House. | |
| Oh my gosh. | |
| Uh that is that is so funny. | |
| That is so funny. | |
| Uh now now do you expect that your relatives are gonna be you know, are they gonna be polite or are they just gonna be angry and and hating on you because you have different views? | |
| Uh well, actually, we're we have made a uh commitment even way before um the voting went along was we talk about everything, but we cannot politics is off limits. | |
| So you're not so you have a family rule, no politics at the Thanksgiving Day dinner. | |
| Yeah, but hey, they said no talking about politics, but they didn't say as far as where they didn't say political they didn't say you couldn't wear a shirt that shows that daddy's home. | |
| I got it. | |
| You see, that's that's the power of just wearing the MAGA hat, or in your case, the MAGA t-shirt, because you're saying a lot without saying a word. | |
| And if they're gonna get triggered, they're gonna get triggered. | |
| Now I am not recommending that you engage. | |
| If they're getting that crazy or they're trying to grip get in your grill and they want to start a fight and they want to throw turkey legs and and throw smashed potatoes at everybody. | |
| I mean, you you you gotta back off and try and keep some family peace here. | |
| I do not recommend violence in any way. | |
| Show that you're the better person. | |
| You're the peaceful uh winner in this election, and just in the back of your mind, know that all right, they're just they're just whining and complaining and and angry that their side lost and they're overreacting as they always do with Trump. | |
| Uh all right, Fran, God bless you and your family. | |
| Happy Thanksgiving. | |
| Larry, Florida, Larry, what's on your mind? | |
| Well, I've been following Trump since the art of the deal book. | |
| Great book. | |
| In 2016, I went to a dinner with my mother. | |
| Uh I'm a sixty-four-year-old black man, so uh my mother yells out right before dinner that I was a Trump supporter. | |
| And how did that go over? | |
| That didn't go over well. | |
| They all gave it ganged up on me, gave me a bunch of crap, and I was ready to go to Denny's, so I wouldn't have to deal with it. | |
| Did you end up staying or did you go to Denny's? | |
| No, I ended up staying. | |
| Uh I almost had to beg for a plate. | |
| And uh my tupper I bought a Tupperware set just for leftovers, and they didn't want me to have leftovers. | |
| They were so pissed. | |
| Oh man, leftovers is often the best part. | |
| That sucks. | |
| I don't know. | |
| She's a diehard Trump hater, and she wants Trump in jail. | |
| So listen, I remember in the Obama years, you know, uh in New York especially, you know, people would try and rub at my face and I'd say, Congratulations. | |
| That's it. | |
| Move on. | |
| Uh I bought a Trump hat the day after the election, a black one. | |
| And I was going to wear it up there, and then I thought, you know, that red one is a little too loud. | |
| Well, let me ask you this. | |
| Is your family still feel the same way, or have they come around towards Donald Trump at all? | |
| I'm gonna find out Thursday. | |
| I said my vote is you wear the MAGA hat. | |
| You walk in with the MAGA hat. | |
| Now, listen, I'm gonna be very blunt. | |
| If I have a choice between turkey dressing, uh smash em up potatoes, I call them, I call them smash potatoes, and and butter and all the the trimmings and all that stuff. | |
| And if it if I had that environment that I was walking into that you described you walked into in 2016, uh forget Denny's. | |
| I would have found myself a waffle house and I would have gone and gotten some eggs, some bacon maybe sausage, smothered, extra covered, and I would have been happy as hell. | |
| That that to me is a meal I prefer more. | |
| Or I'd get a very healthy quarter pounder with cheese, French fries, and a Coke and call it a day and not worry about what my relatives think. | |
| You know, one thing you have to learn in life is you you give power to people if they're gonna ruin your day. | |
| And I just refuse to give them the power. | |
| I mean, if you think of all that Donald Trump went through, we don't talk about it enough. | |
| Donald Trump went into this election after all that they've thrown at him, and this is what he was really facing. | |
| Either he's gonna win the White House, and people will see through the lawfare and the lying, the truth telling. | |
| I mean, then the and versus the lack of truth telling and the conspiracy theories and slander smear besmirchman and the Hitler and racist and fashion talk, or he's probably gonna go to jail. | |
| And he was willing to put it all on the line. | |
| All that they have thrown at this guy and it didn't work. | |
| It's a pretty amazing story in and of itself. | |
| Maybe one of the greatest greatest American comeback stories uh politically speaking in our lifetime. | |
| Anyway, my friend, I appreciate it. | |
| Uh we'll do we'll do more of these calls throughout the show today, but if you want to talk about or seek Dr. Hannity advice on how to deal with your crazy relatives, I'm I'm here for you. | |
| I will be here for you. | |
| And oh, wait a minute. | |
| Steve in Colorado's a trucker. | |
| Should we throw mashed potatoes at your liberal family members? | |
| No, no, no. | |
| Stephen, no. | |
| Do not throw mashed potatoes at your liberal family members. | |
| What are you thinking? | |
| They'll probably have you arrested for assault. | |
| I'm just trying to find out if we should froze them, balm them up, swing them with a spoon. | |
| You know, what getting some attention? | |
| No. | |
| No, I'm no, I am urging peaceful. | |
| I'm emerging a peaceful Thanksgiving coexistence. | |
| I'm not urging you to ruin your relationships. | |
| I have had relationships over on the issue of Donald Trump that have been destroyed. | |
| I have had people that I knew, liked, admired, even, got along with. | |
| And because I like Trump, they that was it. | |
| That was for them. | |
| They hate me. | |
| That's how, you know, and my attitude is I just, you know, move on, and I'm gonna be like it couldn't have been that strong a friendship relationship to begin with, if that's where their mindset is at. | |
| They're gonna they're willing to give up a friendship over political differences. | |
| It couldn't be that strong to begin with. | |
| I'll give you one name. | |
| I've never spoken to John Kasich again. | |
| John Kasich and I used to get along great. | |
| It's a shame. | |
| He was at my 50th birthday party. | |
| Although he nearly got in a fight with Bill Cunningham. | |
| But that's that's a different story for a different day. | |
| No, no, don't throw mashed potatoes at your family, Steve. | |
| You promise me. | |
| But Sean, In N Out Burger is closed. | |
| I just need to is there a Waffle House nearby? | |
| Is there a McDonald's nearby? | |
| If it's gonna get to that point, you just gotta say, you know what, this isn't worth it. | |
| God bless you. | |
| I'm thankful that you're healthy, and I wish you the best. | |
| Uh I'm sorry you're unhappy about my political views, but uh I'm not gonna engage in this. | |
| It's uh a day to be thankful, not a day to be angry. | |
| And then I'd if it gets that bad, just get the hell out of there. | |
| Anyway, Tom in Illinois, what's up, Tom? | |
| How are you? | |
| I'm doing all right, Sean. | |
| How about yourself? | |
| I'm good, man. | |
| What's going on? | |
| Well, I figure I figure uh when I go over to my family's Thanksgiving, I think I'll just come in with a shirt that says, Happy Thanksgiving, losers. | |
| Oh man, you know, I I don't know. | |
| I don't have a I look, I have no problem with with clothing. | |
| I'm just urging all of you, don't don't end up getting arrested over Thanksgiving dinner with uh with and a fight with a family member. | |
| It's just it's just not worth it. | |
| You know, I I love this audience. | |
| Everyone's everyone took Linda's side. | |
| I'm I'm like on my knees thanking Jesus for you know that we dodged you know what would have been an inflection point that we never would have recovered from and she's there like spiking the football, but doesn't even know what spiking the football means. | |
| Yeah, yeah. | |
| Well, with my family, Jesus is a little far from their hearts. | |
| Oh boy. | |
| Well, you go listen, just remember in the back of your mind, you won, and they're they're in pain. | |
| Have some compassion on them. | |
| You know, show a little love to them. | |
| And then, you know, if it's getting a little out of control, just say, guys, why don't we just have a rule? | |
| Let's let's let's on this Thanksgiving day. | |
| Let's agree to not talk politics. | |
| Let's let's talk about football. | |
| Let's talk about I don't know, the things we're grateful for. | |
| Because there's so much. | |
| No, if you talk about football, you could work in how all the players are doing the Trump dance. | |
| You could also piss some people off that way. | |
| It's a very easy way to just slide in a little bit. | |
| All you want to all you want to do is poke. | |
| That's all you want to do. | |
| Listen, they've been poking for four years and killing my country. | |
| You know what? | |
| It's time for a little smackdown. | |
| Whether you want to do a mashed potatoes, you want to spike the jingle ball, however, you want to do it. | |
| Okay, when when people take your advice, and I'm advising them not to. | |
| And they answered. | |
| This is not advice. | |
| These are this is the big difference between advice. | |
| I'm not a professional, you know. | |
| You're not. | |
| And I'd want everyone to know that. | |
| That was a that was a low blow there. | |
| You lucky enough next to me. | |
| I would sling that jingle ball. | |
| Yeah, it wouldn't bother me. | |
| Uh you'd miss. | |
| That's that much I know about you. | |
| You throwed something and you would never hit it in a million years. | |
| It's not true. | |
| It's not true. | |
| It's absolutely true. | |
| When thrown in anger, I have I have a perfect pitch. | |
| I just want you to know that. | |
| Throwing in anger. | |
| Well, I've never seen you that angry. | |
| Thank God. | |
| This is true. | |
| So you spy I'm uh just remember that you won. | |
| Let's not tell people to things that'll get them arrested. | |
| If your family members start getting that hostile, you got just gotta cut your losses, grab your kids and get the hell out of there and go to Waffle House, McDonald's, and just you know, say your prayers, be thankful for what you have in your life and and don't care what these idiots think. | |
| Or just use your pure talk mobile phone and don't invite them at all and wish them a happy Thanksgiving over the phone. | |
| Play it things. | |
| Can you imagine if you have a 4B relative and they shave their head and they're about they they're swearing off sex and then they're gonna divorce their spouses and they are stockpiling abortion pills? | |
| I mean, I don't know how you deal with that. | |
| Which to be honest, those two things don't really make sense, let's be honest. | |
| None of it makes sense. | |
| Well, if you're not having sex, why do you need abortion pills? | |
| I'm just asking. | |
| That part doesn't make sense. | |
| I brought that up last week. | |
| Good point. |