Feb. 3, 2020 - Real Coffe - Scott Adams
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| Hello. This is Scott Adams, and I'm here to tell you about an exciting new product. | |
| Do you find yourself sometimes debating people who are much taller than you? | |
| You don't have to put up with that. | |
| In the old days, you would have to just stand next to somebody who's much taller, and you would debate them, and you would lose because of the height. | |
| But you don't have to do that because I have spent the last several weeks developing a new product I call the Bloomberg Box. | |
| The Bloomberg Box can be used in any of those situations in which you're debating a taller opponent. | |
| It's very easy to use. | |
| You simply take the Bloomberg Box The Bloomberg box, you simply take it and you put it on the ground. | |
| It's good not to put the open side up. | |
| And then, watch this. | |
| And now, there. | |
| And now your debating partner has no chance, really. | |
| It's called the Bloomberg box. | |
| It will be available in all stores. | |
| Get yours today. You might be thinking to yourself, can I make my own Bloomberg box? | |
| Because it looks like just a crate, with possibly a photograph printed out and taped to the side of the box. | |
| I know it looks like that, but on the inside, there's very quality construction. | |
| Don't get a Bloomberg box from some country that has terrible labour practices. | |
| So I hope you all go out and get your Bloomberg box. | |
| Never lose another debate to a taller opponent. |
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