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Feb. 3, 2020 - Real Coffe - Scott Adams
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Episode 807 Scott Adams: Superbowl Commercial For The #BloombergBox
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Bloomberg Box Solution 00:01:57
Hello. This is Scott Adams, and I'm here to tell you about an exciting new product.
Do you find yourself sometimes debating people who are much taller than you?
You don't have to put up with that.
In the old days, you would have to just stand next to somebody who's much taller, and you would debate them, and you would lose because of the height.
But you don't have to do that because I have spent the last several weeks developing a new product I call the Bloomberg Box.
The Bloomberg Box can be used in any of those situations in which you're debating a taller opponent.
It's very easy to use.
You simply take the Bloomberg Box The Bloomberg box, you simply take it and you put it on the ground.
It's good not to put the open side up.
And then, watch this.
And now, there.
And now your debating partner has no chance, really.
It's called the Bloomberg box.
It will be available in all stores.
Get yours today. You might be thinking to yourself, can I make my own Bloomberg box?
Because it looks like just a crate, with possibly a photograph printed out and taped to the side of the box.
I know it looks like that, but on the inside, there's very quality construction.
Don't get a Bloomberg box from some country that has terrible labour practices.
So I hope you all go out and get your Bloomberg box.
Never lose another debate to a taller opponent.
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