Real Coffe - Scott Adams - Episode 807 Scott Adams: Superbowl Commercial For The #BloombergBox
Aired: 2020-02-03
Duration: 02:00


=== Bloomberg Box Solution (01:57) ===

[00:00:02]  Hello. This is Scott Adams, and I'm here to tell you about an exciting new product.
[00:00:09]  Do you find yourself sometimes debating people who are much taller than you?
[00:00:15]  You don't have to put up with that.
[00:00:17]  In the old days, you would have to just stand next to somebody who's much taller, and you would debate them, and you would lose because of the height.
[00:00:26]  But you don't have to do that because I have spent the last several weeks developing a new product I call the Bloomberg Box.
[00:00:38]  The Bloomberg Box can be used in any of those situations in which you're debating a taller opponent.
[00:00:47]  It's very easy to use.
[00:00:49]  You simply take the Bloomberg Box The Bloomberg box, you simply take it and you put it on the ground.
[00:01:02]  It's good not to put the open side up.
[00:01:05]  And then, watch this.
[00:01:09]  And now, there.
[00:01:13]  And now your debating partner has no chance, really.
[00:01:18]  It's called the Bloomberg box.
[00:01:20]  It will be available in all stores.
[00:01:25]  Get yours today. You might be thinking to yourself, can I make my own Bloomberg box?
[00:01:30]  Because it looks like just a crate, with possibly a photograph printed out and taped to the side of the box.
[00:01:38]  I know it looks like that, but on the inside, there's very quality construction.
[00:01:44]  Don't get a Bloomberg box from some country that has terrible labour practices.
[00:01:52]  So I hope you all go out and get your Bloomberg box.
[00:01:56]  Never lose another debate to a taller opponent.