March 26, 2019 - Real Coffe - Scott Adams
03:04
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| Hey, everybody. Today, I thought I'd give you a quick lesson on how to open a child-proof container. | |
| It's not as straightforward as a lot of you think. | |
| I'm going to use, as my example, an Afrin. | |
| This is a great product, by the way. | |
| I use it all the time. And they have a child-proof cap. | |
| Now, the trick is you have to see the writing here that tells you how to open it. | |
| And watch this. It says to press down and then turn. | |
| If you just try to turn it without pressing down, it won't open. | |
| Childproof. Pretty good, huh? | |
| But if you press down, it comes right off. | |
| Look at that. Easy peasy. | |
| Now, here's the larger version of Afrin. | |
| It has exactly the same cap with the same instructions. | |
| But this one's a little trickier. | |
| So this one, if you try it regular, it doesn't work. | |
| But if you press down, that also doesn't work. | |
| Now, the instructions are exactly the same as the other one. | |
| It says, push and turn. | |
| But with the larger one, you have to read between the lines. | |
| It doesn't mean what you think. | |
| What it means, and I'll give you a demonstration, Is that you need to use a saw to open it. | |
| So I'm going to demonstrate how to do that. | |
| I recommend using work gloves so you don't get damaged. | |
| I'll put on mine. | |
| Feel a lot safer with these. | |
| Of course you want safety glasses. | |
| Gotta have safety glasses. | |
| So safety first. | |
| Always safety. Now This is the tool you want to use to open your afferent. | |
| put it sideways and then start sawing. | |
| Yeah, success. | |
| Now you're probably saying to yourself, well that's no good because how do I actually get that out of there? | |
| And that's stage two. | |
| For that, you need a straw. | |
| Oh, good stuff. | |
| Now in the process of opening it, you might spill a little on your cutting board, but don't let that go to waste, because you paid for all of it. | |
| So you want to get that too. | |
| Other nostril. That's good stuff. | |
| So remember, If you're opening the little one, all you have to do is follow the directions, push down lightly, and twist. | |
| It comes right off. But for the larger size, you're going to need the saw. | |
| So now you know how to do it. | |
| And that's my public service for the day. |
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