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Oct. 29, 2019 - Roosh V - Daryush Valizadeh
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Babylon Road #19 - New Orleans, Fairhope, Miami
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I'm leaving Houston now and I gotta get to Miami, Florida in three and a half days.
This is one of the longest legs of the tour.
If I can complete this leg successfully, then the end is within sight.
I am in Lafayette, Louisiana, and I'm in the south now.
I definitely felt a change in vibe.
I parked my car, and as soon as I got out, a young woman smiled at me.
And then I went into a restaurant, and the young woman who worked there was very chatty and nice.
So the girls here in 10 minutes were nicer than three weeks in Texas.
So the Texan girls, because I didn't have an F-350, they didn't really care about me.
And I came here to have a Pooh Boy sandwich.
And it's a sandwich with other stuff in it.
I got the fried shrimp and it was a good sandwich.
And while I was eating the Pooh Boy, there were some guys around that looked kind of rough.
And I thought of the movie Dumb and Dumber when Harry and Lloyd were in the diner.
And then Harry threw the salt behind him and hit this country dude.
And the country dude's name was Seabass.
And then Cbass's friend said, kick his ass, C bass.
And then C Bass almost did.
So I feel like there's some Seabasses here.
It's like guys you don't want to mess with.
More of a tougher demeanor.
Even though they're not mean, but you can tell if you mess with them, you may be in big trouble.
What else can I say about this town?
The people are a little bit overweight, way noticeably more overweight than in Texas.
And because they're eating all those poo boys.
And there's a lot of black people here.
I would say way more black people than I've seen anywhere else.
And I think I have some internalized racism because I was thinking, is it safe?
But they seem okay here.
They have not bothered me.
And I hope due to an unrelated reason, there's a lot of bail bonds here.
So there was about five of them in the downtown.
So there's no hip cafes here.
There's only bail bonds.
And other than that, Lafayette seemed cool.
There is a university here and some young people.
People are nice.
Too bad I can't have more of the Pooh Boys, but I have to keep going.
Orleans, Louisiana, and the architecture here is the best that I've seen in the United States.
And I'm thinking, why is it so great here?
And then it's because I'm staying in the French quarter.
So the Europeans did it.
So just like in San Antonio, the Europeans really know how to design a city.
It even felt European.
It was pleasant to walk through outside of the bourbon street area.
There was just a lot of derelicts.
Just everyone was there to get intoxicated.
Now, all that footage I've shown you happened on a Monday night.
So this is the party on Monday.
I can't even imagine how it's like over Halloween or Mardi Gras.
It's probably insane.
But it's just a bunch of people trying to get drunk.
Everyone's drinking.
And I don't even see how it's fun.
It's just you're drinking, looking at other bums.
And the clubs play the typical music.
A lot of strip clubs.
And a lot of the people, I mean, I would understand if it was mostly young people, if it was spring break, but a lot of them were old.
But you had grandmas and grandpas walking around getting drunk and so on.
So I don't know.
That's not my kind of scene anymore.
And I didn't really enjoy that part.
But the architecture itself, you know, if I was made a divinely inspired king of the country, this Bourbon Street would be the first to be shut down.
No more of the pornography.
This would be a kid-friendly place.
We would replace all these bars with hip cafes where you can get espresso in many different kinds of flavors and roasts.
But the way it's set up now, I mean, there was some families they brought their kids.
Are walking around at night around a block or two from Bourbon Street, and I don't advise that.
This is not a place.
I don't even see why to come here, unless it's during the daytime.
You come during the day, do some kind of architectural tour, and you should be fine.
But at night, it's just a bunch of low-grade bars and people not taking good care of themselves, I would say.
So, I am now going to go to sleep in that cool bed.
And the best part of the night here is this hotel room, which costs the same as what I usually pay, but you can see it's pretty cool.
Okay, so I'm leaving to go to sleep.
Good night.
I'm in Pass, Christian, Mississippi.
I'm just a Christian passing through Past Christian.
I came here only to say that I crossed the great Mississippi River.
I'm back in the east where I belong.
Mississippi so far driving through seems like Louisiana accepts more poor, which is fine with me.
Welcome to Alabama.
So, I rolled through Alabama.
That's a great state name.
Maybe the best name in the entire country.
Alabama.
But I was disappointed because it was too modern.
First, I drove through Mobile.
And for a pretty small city, the traffic in downtown was Boston tier.
It was all broken because of the one tunnel that they have.
I forgot the name.
Something like Breakhead Tunnel.
I didn't get out of my car till Fair Hope, Alabama.
Now, I must say I have bad experiences with cities that have the word hope in them.
Thinking of New Hope, Pennsylvania.
I was expecting some hillbillies and rednecks.
I mean, that's why you come to Alabama.
My impression of Alabama was backwards, swamp, people who don't have internet access or haven't heard of internet.
But it was a bunch of yuppies.
Cryo yoga.
Give me a break.
I didn't see any rough around the edges men.
You know, I want to have a unique experience.
I was kind of hoping that I'd be sitting down somewhere and some guy named Seabass would come up to me and say, Are you some type of Arab?
And I would say, why, sir, no, just look at my last name.
I am American just like you.
And then he'll look like, Vali Ziddle.
What the hell is that?
And they say, you better get out of here.
That's what I was expecting instead.
I mean, people barely had a southern accent.
I was very disappointed.
And I think at this moment in Fairhope, where it wasn't that different from other places, I hated Globo Homo the most.
Thanks, Satan, for making everywhere exactly the same.
So I may have to go back to Louisiana to get the Seabass experience.
That's all I can really say about Alabama.
You know, unfortunately, I have to go through the South really quickly to make it in time for my Miami talk.
But hey, you know, it's better not to see everything I want on this trip.
So maybe it'll give me an excuse to get out of the house in the future years as I age gracefully.
On to Florida.
After a
thousand miles in three days, I'm really moody right now.
Really irritable.
I drove through the western part of Florida, the western part of the panhandle, the backyard of Florida.
There wasn't much to see or film.
It's kind of a rural area.
What I was expecting in Alabama, I think I'm getting it in those parts.
It was more like a hillbilly type of people.
I'm in St. Petersburg, St. Petersburg.
It is, on the surface, it's great.
I mean, it's pretty clean.
It's not ugly.
It's almost too perfect.
There's just old people, but I can't figure out what's the catch.
There has to be some kind of catch because it feels like a Hollywood set, at least the downtown area.
Like really manicured.
I don't know.
I think I have to stay here a while, but on the surface, it seems fine.
Seems like a pleasant place.
The only problem is it's so hot.
It's like 80.
Let me see what my car says.
84, but it's almost November.
God gave us four seasons.
For it to be summer all the time is disturbing.
I can imagine that is a form of torture.
Just the same type of weather every day, every year, forever.
No.
Part of the natural order is experiencing seasons.
Just when you get tired of one season, God changes it up on you with new responsibilities and tasks and colors.
That's how it should be.
If someone refuses the seasons to move to a place like this for summer all year round, I must conclude that they are disturbed in some way.
You are refusing the natural order.
What else are you refusing?
I need a season.
And I'm in jeans, but I feel like I should be in shorts.
No, this is perverse.
shouldn't be this warm this time of this time of year.
So how much did I drive since Monday?
Let me tell you right now.
1,069 miles.
And from St. Petersburg to Miami, it's four more hours.
Let me get back on the road.
Hello, it's
Roosh Al-bagdadi here.
Trump did not neutralize me.
It's fake news.
I am alive and well from my Miami compound where I lead my comrades.
Miami is not new to me.
I've been here in 2002.
I know what it's like.
You got the Miami downtown, which is pretty new and flashy.
I didn't film it, but I can tell you that the buildings seem more new.
And you have the beach, the beaches, South Beach, I filmed.
And South Beach is very flashy.
That's where you show off.
That's where that cocaina money is displayed for you to be jealous of.
Because really, what the game is here is to get a really expensive car and then roll down the South Beach roads and have people look at you.
And each time someone looks at you, that's a like.
So that's a real-life version of the selfie.
Is that an important guy?
And if you get the likes, if you get a lot of the likes, then the women they start to notice and they want to go for a ride in your car.
And about the women, I can say there's a lot of good-looking girls here.
A lot.
A lot.
A lot of the good-looking European girls.
I thought they went to New York.
No, they some of them do, but they come here too.
It's at Miami, fun in the sun.
A lot of the Eastern European girls come here.
And let me tell you, there is a game you can play here.
And that game is Waifu or Prostitute.
She's my future wife, or is she some kind of sugar baby, which is a nice way of saying hooker?
You go in these, you know, hotel bars and stuff, you see bombshells.
10 out of 10.
Let's just say they're not looking for love.
You don't come to Miami to find love.
If you do, good luck.
You have to compete.
The competition is very intense here.
It's the most, it could be the most hyper-materialistic place, at least in the South Beach core, that I've seen anywhere.
It makes Laguna Beach, California look like a quaint village town.
I mean, the cars and the flash.
So that's why people come here to show off the cocaina earnings that they have made, I guess.
I don't know.
You know, and after my talk on Saturday night and my talk went well, it was a nice group of people.
I wanted to get a burger.
I wanted to eat.
And so I went in the downtown area and it was this kind of Halloween thing going on.
But I went down the street and I looked and I'm thinking, whoa, there's a lot of street walkers here, like legit prostitutes on the street waiting for a guy in a car.
And I was like, there's a lot of them.
And then I look closer.
Wait, that's their Halloween costume.
So the Halloween costume is being a hooker.
Well, or it's a sexy outfit, but I honestly thought these were street prostitutes.
And I'm thinking, wow, the street prostitute quality in Miami is off the charts.
Maybe I should check into this.
But no.
It was just normal girls.
Again, I got to use quotes.
Waifu or prostitute.
I don't know.
Depends on the day.
it depends on the price being being offered it's it was um when you learn that there's a lot of the porn industry here it's you can feel something sinister is going on it's It's underneath the flash.
I don't think you want to know what is going on.
Oh, don't move, Kimer.
So a lot of guys here, they seem to be dating up due to the huge influx of the pretty feminine Latinas.
They don't have to be the prostitute tier, like the six out of 10, 7 out of 10.
And the problem is, yeah, you can date better here, but dating blocks mating.
If you date, you don't mate.
So really, it's better you don't date.
It's better you don't have that success because you're just going to waste years and years and years.
I mean, the way I see it, dating is half a step above masturbating.
Some of the men I've met who have a family, it's because they weren't good at dating.
So being bad at dating is, to me, a blessing in disguise.
But what else do I want to talk to you about?
Here, you can't win the material game because there's just too many rich guys that are so insecure about it that they have to show it.
So they make it seem like they are more successful than they are.
So you think you have something cool, like a cool car, like a BMW is trash here.
Garbage.
You think you got a hot girl, but you just can't win that game.
So here is where the worldly people come to lose in their chase for the worldly things.
You can never win this game.
You just cannot win.
The second you think you won, there's this 200-foot yacht just rolls on by.
So this is a sucker's game.
Just keeps you in it.
But a lot of them are here.
They think they are going to win.
And I don't want to play that game.
This is a game where you win by not playing.
So you can have your 10 out of a 10 Russian girl who slept with God knows how many people for cash and prizes and so on.
Two other things I wanted to say is that there's a lot of Jewish people here.
There are temples everywhere.
I saw a big billboard going to the Armenian church today.
There was a big billboard of Chabad, which is the Zionist Jews, C-H-A-B-A-D.
Get used to that word.
That's going to be important.
A lot of Jews here.
It's a little too Jewy for me.
I don't like being around them.
I don't like being around those who don't mind that they killed Christ.
That kind of bugs me.
And speaking of that, I actually went to a pancake house.
And this pancake house, it was the original pancake house.
It had a Halloween theme.
So a lot of the staff were wearing Halloween costumes.
There were zombies and stuff.
And on the wall were ghosts.
Boo.
Our waitress had a pentagram on.
Now, I have left establishments where I picked up on these esoteric, satanic symbolism.
I saw it and I'm thinking, maybe she doesn't know what it means.
She just picked it off the shelf of the costume shop.
But it really bugged me.
I was like, you know, if that happens again, whether in ignorance or not, someone is wearing a satanic symbol, I'm out.
I don't want to be close to that.
So that kind of bugs me that I stayed there.
But anyway.
And last thing here is the driving here is horrible.
I have never seen so many idiots on the road doing aggressive and or dumb things.
So that must mean that there are unlicensed drivers here who don't have insurance.
I saw two, I saw the two car wrecks.
It's people here cannot drive.
They bring that Latin American driving.
And last thing, you know, I could keep on going, but just to keep it short, one thing I like about the Southwest and Texas, you got the humble Hispanics from Central America and Mexico.
These are humble, pretty faith-oriented people.
They don't impress you with their look, with their vibe, with their style, with their cars, but these are humble people.
Here, you don't have that.
Here, you have the really prideful Hispanics from Cuba, Brazil, Colombia.
They have a lot of pride, and the girls look great, though.
The girls look great, but these are the prideful ones.
I'll live next to a Mexican family of 10 any day over these flashy people.
Anyway, that's all I have.
I'm going to explore more of the beach as I go up to Florida.
Orlando is coming up.
I got four more events left.
I'm almost done.
So if you want to join in Orlando, go to Roosh.live.
Also, I'll be talking in Atlanta, Nashville, which is looking to be pretty big.
And Charlotte is going to be the last one.
So we're almost done.
And I know I'm talking more than filming, but I can't film too much now.
I'm getting tired, but I'm just hanging in there.
We're almost done.
So thank you for understanding.
And that's all I got.
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