Roosh V - Daryush Valizadeh - Babylon Road #19 - New Orleans, Fairhope, Miami
Aired: 2019-10-29
Duration: 29:11

[00:00:02]  I'm leaving Houston now and I gotta get to Miami, Florida in three and a half days.
[00:00:09]  This is one of the longest legs of the tour.
[00:00:14]  If I can complete this leg successfully, then the end is within sight.
[00:01:36]  I am in Lafayette, Louisiana, and I'm in the south now.
[00:01:41]  I definitely felt a change in vibe.
[00:01:44]  I parked my car, and as soon as I got out, a young woman smiled at me.
[00:01:49]  And then I went into a restaurant, and the young woman who worked there was very chatty and nice.
[00:01:58]  So the girls here in 10 minutes were nicer than three weeks in Texas.
[00:02:04]  So the Texan girls, because I didn't have an F-350, they didn't really care about me.
[00:02:10]  And I came here to have a Pooh Boy sandwich.
[00:02:14]  And it's a sandwich with other stuff in it.
[00:02:17]  I got the fried shrimp and it was a good sandwich.
[00:02:21]  And while I was eating the Pooh Boy, there were some guys around that looked kind of rough.
[00:02:26]  And I thought of the movie Dumb and Dumber when Harry and Lloyd were in the diner.
[00:02:33]  And then Harry threw the salt behind him and hit this country dude.
[00:02:39]  And the country dude's name was Seabass.
[00:02:43]  And then Cbass's friend said, kick his ass, C bass.
[00:02:47]  And then C Bass almost did.
[00:02:49]  So I feel like there's some Seabasses here.
[00:02:52]  It's like guys you don't want to mess with.
[00:02:54]  More of a tougher demeanor.
[00:02:57]  Even though they're not mean, but you can tell if you mess with them, you may be in big trouble.
[00:03:06]  What else can I say about this town?
[00:03:08]  The people are a little bit overweight, way noticeably more overweight than in Texas.
[00:03:14]  And because they're eating all those poo boys.
[00:03:18]  And there's a lot of black people here.
[00:03:21]  I would say way more black people than I've seen anywhere else.
[00:03:28]  And I think I have some internalized racism because I was thinking, is it safe?
[00:03:35]  But they seem okay here.
[00:03:37]  They have not bothered me.
[00:03:40]  And I hope due to an unrelated reason, there's a lot of bail bonds here.
[00:03:48]  So there was about five of them in the downtown.
[00:03:51]  So there's no hip cafes here.
[00:03:52]  There's only bail bonds.
[00:03:54]  And other than that, Lafayette seemed cool.
[00:03:59]  There is a university here and some young people.
[00:04:03]  People are nice.
[00:04:04]  Too bad I can't have more of the Pooh Boys, but I have to keep going.
[00:05:51]  Orleans, Louisiana, and the architecture here is the best that I've seen in the United States.
[00:05:57]  And I'm thinking, why is it so great here?
[00:06:00]  And then it's because I'm staying in the French quarter.
[00:06:03]  So the Europeans did it.
[00:06:05]  So just like in San Antonio, the Europeans really know how to design a city.
[00:06:12]  It even felt European.
[00:06:15]  It was pleasant to walk through outside of the bourbon street area.
[00:06:24]  There was just a lot of derelicts.
[00:06:27]  Just everyone was there to get intoxicated.
[00:06:29]  Now, all that footage I've shown you happened on a Monday night.
[00:06:33]  So this is the party on Monday.
[00:06:35]  I can't even imagine how it's like over Halloween or Mardi Gras.
[00:06:40]  It's probably insane.
[00:06:42]  But it's just a bunch of people trying to get drunk.
[00:06:44]  Everyone's drinking.
[00:06:47]  And I don't even see how it's fun.
[00:06:48]  It's just you're drinking, looking at other bums.
[00:06:52]  And the clubs play the typical music.
[00:06:57]  A lot of strip clubs.
[00:07:02]  And a lot of the people, I mean, I would understand if it was mostly young people, if it was spring break, but a lot of them were old.
[00:07:10]  But you had grandmas and grandpas walking around getting drunk and so on.
[00:07:16]  So I don't know.
[00:07:18]  That's not my kind of scene anymore.
[00:07:21]  And I didn't really enjoy that part.
[00:07:23]  But the architecture itself, you know, if I was made a divinely inspired king of the country, this Bourbon Street would be the first to be shut down.
[00:07:34]  No more of the pornography.
[00:07:36]  This would be a kid-friendly place.
[00:07:38]  We would replace all these bars with hip cafes where you can get espresso in many different kinds of flavors and roasts.
[00:07:51]  But the way it's set up now, I mean, there was some families they brought their kids.
[00:07:55]  Are walking around at night around a block or two from Bourbon Street, and I don't advise that.
[00:08:00]  This is not a place.
[00:08:02]  I don't even see why to come here, unless it's during the daytime.
[00:08:06]  You come during the day, do some kind of architectural tour, and you should be fine.
[00:08:11]  But at night, it's just a bunch of low-grade bars and people not taking good care of themselves, I would say.
[00:08:22]  So, I am now going to go to sleep in that cool bed.
[00:08:27]  And the best part of the night here is this hotel room, which costs the same as what I usually pay, but you can see it's pretty cool.
[00:08:37]  Okay, so I'm leaving to go to sleep.
[00:08:39]  Good night.
[00:09:21]  I'm in Pass, Christian, Mississippi.
[00:09:25]  I'm just a Christian passing through Past Christian.
[00:09:29]  I came here only to say that I crossed the great Mississippi River.
[00:09:38]  I'm back in the east where I belong.
[00:09:41]  Mississippi so far driving through seems like Louisiana accepts more poor, which is fine with me.
[00:09:53]  Welcome to Alabama.
[00:11:23]  So, I rolled through Alabama.
[00:11:26]  That's a great state name.
[00:11:28]  Maybe the best name in the entire country.
[00:11:31]  Alabama.
[00:11:35]  But I was disappointed because it was too modern.
[00:11:41]  First, I drove through Mobile.
[00:11:46]  And for a pretty small city, the traffic in downtown was Boston tier.
[00:11:51]  It was all broken because of the one tunnel that they have.
[00:11:55]  I forgot the name.
[00:11:56]  Something like Breakhead Tunnel.
[00:12:00]  I didn't get out of my car till Fair Hope, Alabama.
[00:12:03]  Now, I must say I have bad experiences with cities that have the word hope in them.
[00:12:09]  Thinking of New Hope, Pennsylvania.
[00:12:13]  I was expecting some hillbillies and rednecks.
[00:12:16]  I mean, that's why you come to Alabama.
[00:12:18]  My impression of Alabama was backwards, swamp, people who don't have internet access or haven't heard of internet.
[00:12:25]  But it was a bunch of yuppies.
[00:12:28]  Cryo yoga.
[00:12:30]  Give me a break.
[00:12:31]  I didn't see any rough around the edges men.
[00:12:38]  You know, I want to have a unique experience.
[00:12:41]  I was kind of hoping that I'd be sitting down somewhere and some guy named Seabass would come up to me and say, Are you some type of Arab?
[00:12:53]  And I would say, why, sir, no, just look at my last name.
[00:12:56]  I am American just like you.
[00:12:59]  And then he'll look like, Vali Ziddle.
[00:13:05]  What the hell is that?
[00:13:07]  And they say, you better get out of here.
[00:13:13]  That's what I was expecting instead.
[00:13:15]  I mean, people barely had a southern accent.
[00:13:18]  I was very disappointed.
[00:13:20]  And I think at this moment in Fairhope, where it wasn't that different from other places, I hated Globo Homo the most.
[00:13:32]  Thanks, Satan, for making everywhere exactly the same.
[00:13:40]  So I may have to go back to Louisiana to get the Seabass experience.
[00:13:51]  That's all I can really say about Alabama.
[00:13:55]  You know, unfortunately, I have to go through the South really quickly to make it in time for my Miami talk.
[00:14:02]  But hey, you know, it's better not to see everything I want on this trip.
[00:14:07]  So maybe it'll give me an excuse to get out of the house in the future years as I age gracefully.
[00:14:14]  On to Florida.
[00:14:15]  After a
[00:15:06]  thousand miles in three days, I'm really moody right now.
[00:15:11]  Really irritable.
[00:15:13]  I drove through the western part of Florida, the western part of the panhandle, the backyard of Florida.
[00:15:21]  There wasn't much to see or film.
[00:15:24]  It's kind of a rural area.
[00:15:33]  What I was expecting in Alabama, I think I'm getting it in those parts.
[00:15:38]  It was more like a hillbilly type of people.
[00:15:44]  I'm in St. Petersburg, St. Petersburg.
[00:15:49]  It is, on the surface, it's great.
[00:15:52]  I mean, it's pretty clean.
[00:15:53]  It's not ugly.
[00:15:55]  It's almost too perfect.
[00:15:57]  There's just old people, but I can't figure out what's the catch.
[00:16:01]  There has to be some kind of catch because it feels like a Hollywood set, at least the downtown area.
[00:16:07]  Like really manicured.
[00:16:11]  I don't know.
[00:16:11]  I think I have to stay here a while, but on the surface, it seems fine.
[00:16:16]  Seems like a pleasant place.
[00:16:19]  The only problem is it's so hot.
[00:16:21]  It's like 80.
[00:16:22]  Let me see what my car says.
[00:16:24]  84, but it's almost November.
[00:16:30]  God gave us four seasons.
[00:16:34]  For it to be summer all the time is disturbing.
[00:16:40]  I can imagine that is a form of torture.
[00:16:43]  Just the same type of weather every day, every year, forever.
[00:16:48]  No.
[00:16:50]  Part of the natural order is experiencing seasons.
[00:16:54]  Just when you get tired of one season, God changes it up on you with new responsibilities and tasks and colors.
[00:17:05]  That's how it should be.
[00:17:06]  If someone refuses the seasons to move to a place like this for summer all year round, I must conclude that they are disturbed in some way.
[00:17:15]  You are refusing the natural order.
[00:17:17]  What else are you refusing?
[00:17:21]  I need a season.
[00:17:23]  And I'm in jeans, but I feel like I should be in shorts.
[00:17:27]  No, this is perverse.
[00:17:31]  shouldn't be this warm this time of this time of year.
[00:17:42]  So how much did I drive since Monday?
[00:17:48]  Let me tell you right now.
[00:17:52]  1,069 miles.
[00:17:57]  And from St. Petersburg to Miami, it's four more hours.
[00:18:01]  Let me get back on the road.
[00:18:04]  Hello, it's
[00:19:55]  Roosh Al-bagdadi here.
[00:19:58]  Trump did not neutralize me.
[00:20:00]  It's fake news.
[00:20:01]  I am alive and well from my Miami compound where I lead my comrades.
[00:20:08]  Miami is not new to me.
[00:20:10]  I've been here in 2002.
[00:20:13]  I know what it's like.
[00:20:14]  You got the Miami downtown, which is pretty new and flashy.
[00:20:18]  I didn't film it, but I can tell you that the buildings seem more new.
[00:20:23]  And you have the beach, the beaches, South Beach, I filmed.
[00:20:27]  And South Beach is very flashy.
[00:20:31]  That's where you show off.
[00:20:33]  That's where that cocaina money is displayed for you to be jealous of.
[00:20:38]  Because really, what the game is here is to get a really expensive car and then roll down the South Beach roads and have people look at you.
[00:20:51]  And each time someone looks at you, that's a like.
[00:20:55]  So that's a real-life version of the selfie.
[00:20:58]  Is that an important guy?
[00:21:02]  And if you get the likes, if you get a lot of the likes, then the women they start to notice and they want to go for a ride in your car.
[00:21:10]  And about the women, I can say there's a lot of good-looking girls here.
[00:21:14]  A lot.
[00:21:15]  A lot.
[00:21:16]  A lot of the good-looking European girls.
[00:21:19]  I thought they went to New York.
[00:21:20]  No, they some of them do, but they come here too.
[00:21:23]  It's at Miami, fun in the sun.
[00:21:27]  A lot of the Eastern European girls come here.
[00:21:29]  And let me tell you, there is a game you can play here.
[00:21:34]  And that game is Waifu or Prostitute.
[00:21:40]  She's my future wife, or is she some kind of sugar baby, which is a nice way of saying hooker?
[00:21:48]  You go in these, you know, hotel bars and stuff, you see bombshells.
[00:21:53]  10 out of 10.
[00:21:55]  Let's just say they're not looking for love.
[00:22:00]  You don't come to Miami to find love.
[00:22:04]  If you do, good luck.
[00:22:06]  You have to compete.
[00:22:08]  The competition is very intense here.
[00:22:11]  It's the most, it could be the most hyper-materialistic place, at least in the South Beach core, that I've seen anywhere.
[00:22:20]  It makes Laguna Beach, California look like a quaint village town.
[00:22:25]  I mean, the cars and the flash.
[00:22:30]  So that's why people come here to show off the cocaina earnings that they have made, I guess.
[00:22:38]  I don't know.
[00:22:41]  You know, and after my talk on Saturday night and my talk went well, it was a nice group of people.
[00:22:47]  I wanted to get a burger.
[00:22:48]  I wanted to eat.
[00:22:50]  And so I went in the downtown area and it was this kind of Halloween thing going on.
[00:22:56]  But I went down the street and I looked and I'm thinking, whoa, there's a lot of street walkers here, like legit prostitutes on the street waiting for a guy in a car.
[00:23:07]  And I was like, there's a lot of them.
[00:23:09]  And then I look closer.
[00:23:11]  Wait, that's their Halloween costume.
[00:23:14]  So the Halloween costume is being a hooker.
[00:23:18]  Well, or it's a sexy outfit, but I honestly thought these were street prostitutes.
[00:23:24]  And I'm thinking, wow, the street prostitute quality in Miami is off the charts.
[00:23:30]  Maybe I should check into this.
[00:23:32]  But no.
[00:23:33]  It was just normal girls.
[00:23:37]  Again, I got to use quotes.
[00:23:39]  Waifu or prostitute.
[00:23:41]  I don't know.
[00:23:43]  Depends on the day.
[00:23:45]  it depends on the price being being offered it's it was um when you learn that there's a lot of the porn industry here it's you can feel something sinister is going on it's It's underneath the flash.
[00:24:02]  I don't think you want to know what is going on.
[00:24:05]  Oh, don't move, Kimer.
[00:24:08]  So a lot of guys here, they seem to be dating up due to the huge influx of the pretty feminine Latinas.
[00:24:17]  They don't have to be the prostitute tier, like the six out of 10, 7 out of 10.
[00:24:22]  And the problem is, yeah, you can date better here, but dating blocks mating.
[00:24:29]  If you date, you don't mate.
[00:24:30]  So really, it's better you don't date.
[00:24:34]  It's better you don't have that success because you're just going to waste years and years and years.
[00:24:39]  I mean, the way I see it, dating is half a step above masturbating.
[00:24:46]  Some of the men I've met who have a family, it's because they weren't good at dating.
[00:24:51]  So being bad at dating is, to me, a blessing in disguise.
[00:24:56]  But what else do I want to talk to you about?
[00:25:02]  Here, you can't win the material game because there's just too many rich guys that are so insecure about it that they have to show it.
[00:25:12]  So they make it seem like they are more successful than they are.
[00:25:16]  So you think you have something cool, like a cool car, like a BMW is trash here.
[00:25:21]  Garbage.
[00:25:22]  You think you got a hot girl, but you just can't win that game.
[00:25:26]  So here is where the worldly people come to lose in their chase for the worldly things.
[00:25:31]  You can never win this game.
[00:25:33]  You just cannot win.
[00:25:34]  The second you think you won, there's this 200-foot yacht just rolls on by.
[00:25:40]  So this is a sucker's game.
[00:25:42]  Just keeps you in it.
[00:25:43]  But a lot of them are here.
[00:25:45]  They think they are going to win.
[00:25:49]  And I don't want to play that game.
[00:25:52]  This is a game where you win by not playing.
[00:25:55]  So you can have your 10 out of a 10 Russian girl who slept with God knows how many people for cash and prizes and so on.
[00:26:05]  Two other things I wanted to say is that there's a lot of Jewish people here.
[00:26:09]  There are temples everywhere.
[00:26:11]  I saw a big billboard going to the Armenian church today.
[00:26:16]  There was a big billboard of Chabad, which is the Zionist Jews, C-H-A-B-A-D.
[00:26:23]  Get used to that word.
[00:26:24]  That's going to be important.
[00:26:26]  A lot of Jews here.
[00:26:27]  It's a little too Jewy for me.
[00:26:29]  I don't like being around them.
[00:26:30]  I don't like being around those who don't mind that they killed Christ.
[00:26:35]  That kind of bugs me.
[00:26:38]  And speaking of that, I actually went to a pancake house.
[00:26:41]  And this pancake house, it was the original pancake house.
[00:26:45]  It had a Halloween theme.
[00:26:46]  So a lot of the staff were wearing Halloween costumes.
[00:26:49]  There were zombies and stuff.
[00:26:51]  And on the wall were ghosts.
[00:26:53]  Boo.
[00:26:55]  Our waitress had a pentagram on.
[00:26:58]  Now, I have left establishments where I picked up on these esoteric, satanic symbolism.
[00:27:07]  I saw it and I'm thinking, maybe she doesn't know what it means.
[00:27:11]  She just picked it off the shelf of the costume shop.
[00:27:14]  But it really bugged me.
[00:27:15]  I was like, you know, if that happens again, whether in ignorance or not, someone is wearing a satanic symbol, I'm out.
[00:27:22]  I don't want to be close to that.
[00:27:25]  So that kind of bugs me that I stayed there.
[00:27:27]  But anyway.
[00:27:28]  And last thing here is the driving here is horrible.
[00:27:32]  I have never seen so many idiots on the road doing aggressive and or dumb things.
[00:27:38]  So that must mean that there are unlicensed drivers here who don't have insurance.
[00:27:44]  I saw two, I saw the two car wrecks.
[00:27:50]  It's people here cannot drive.
[00:27:52]  They bring that Latin American driving.
[00:27:55]  And last thing, you know, I could keep on going, but just to keep it short, one thing I like about the Southwest and Texas, you got the humble Hispanics from Central America and Mexico.
[00:28:09]  These are humble, pretty faith-oriented people.
[00:28:13]  They don't impress you with their look, with their vibe, with their style, with their cars, but these are humble people.
[00:28:19]  Here, you don't have that.
[00:28:20]  Here, you have the really prideful Hispanics from Cuba, Brazil, Colombia.
[00:28:28]  They have a lot of pride, and the girls look great, though.
[00:28:32]  The girls look great, but these are the prideful ones.
[00:28:35]  I'll live next to a Mexican family of 10 any day over these flashy people.
[00:28:41]  Anyway, that's all I have.
[00:28:42]  I'm going to explore more of the beach as I go up to Florida.
[00:28:45]  Orlando is coming up.
[00:28:46]  I got four more events left.
[00:28:48]  I'm almost done.
[00:28:49]  So if you want to join in Orlando, go to Roosh.live.
[00:28:52]  Also, I'll be talking in Atlanta, Nashville, which is looking to be pretty big.
[00:28:58]  And Charlotte is going to be the last one.
[00:29:00]  So we're almost done.
[00:29:01]  And I know I'm talking more than filming, but I can't film too much now.
[00:29:05]  I'm getting tired, but I'm just hanging in there.
[00:29:07]  We're almost done.
[00:29:07]  So thank you for understanding.
[00:29:10]  And that's all I got.