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Dec. 25, 2024 - Rubin Report - Dave Rubin
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Dave Rubin Reacts to His Top 5 Favorite Funniest Christmas Movie Moments
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Dave Rubin celebrates a politics-free Christmas by reacting to comedic moments from Elf, National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation, and The Santa Clause. He highlights Chevy Chase's iconic performance, recalling seeing it in ninth grade, and shares personal anecdotes about family dynamics. The episode concludes with a promotion for TWC.health emergency medical kits containing ivermectin and Z-Pak, alongside brief mentions of deep state nuclear war theories and NATO missile strikes during Trump's transition, blending holiday cheer with current events and commercial interests. [Automatically generated summary]

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Ho Ho Merry Christmas 00:09:24
dave rubin ▲ ● ▼
Ho, ho, ho!
Merry Christmas, everyone!
My Christmas gift to you is no politics.
Today, I'm just reacting to four of my favorite scenes in Christmas movies.
Here we go.
unidentified
...this weekend.
I'll see what I can do.
I'm not gonna charge you.
Just bring them by and I'll see what I can do.
Excuse me.
I'm here to see a Walter Hobbs and Buddy the Elf.
You look hilarious!
Who sent you?
Papa Elf.
Papa Elf?
From the North Pole.
From the North Pole?
Yes.
So you really think we should ship him?
dave rubin ▲ ● ▼
No.
unidentified
I think we should take a $30,000 bath so some kid can understand what happened to a puppy and a friggin' pigeon.
Ship him.
Yeah?
Mr. Hobbs?
It's me on the intercom.
Go ahead.
Yeah, I think someone sent you a Christmas gram.
Dad!
All right, let's get it over with.
Right.
I walked all day and night to find you.
You look like you came from the North Pole.
That's exactly where I came from.
Santa must have called you.
Oh yeah, sure.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Thank you.
But you didn't know I was born.
So I'm here now.
I found you, daddy.
And guess what?
I love you.
I love you.
I love you!
Wow.
That was weird.
dave rubin ▲ ● ▼
Elf, ladies and gentlemen.
unidentified
I made my family disappear.
I made my family disappear.
Kevin, you're completely helpless.
You know, Kevin, you're what the French call les incompetents.
Kevin, I'm going to feed you to my tarantula.
Kevin, you are such a disease.
Classic.
dave rubin ▲ ● ▼
I saw this in the movie theater.
I was in ninth grade.
unidentified
I think around 91, 92, something like that.
dave rubin ▲ ● ▼
You know what you did, you little jerk.
unidentified
Jerk.
I made my family disappear.
dave rubin ▲ ● ▼
It's just perfect.
John Hughes just that time.
This is basically me when David takes the kids out for a walk.
unidentified
*Screams* No clothes for anybody.
Sickening.
Cool firecrackers.
I'll save these for later.
dave rubin ▲ ● ▼
Those are gonna come in handy.
unidentified
I'm going through all your private stuff!
Buzz!
You better come out and pound me!
Buzz, your girlfriend!
Woof!
dave rubin ▲ ● ▼
That was Joy Behar, right?
Can I show you something?
This is peak Chevy Chase.
Nibbly.
unidentified
I was just...
Smelling.
Smiling.
I was just browsing.
Your wife or your girlfriend?
What?
What happened?
Guess there wouldn't be any...
Wouldn't be the Christmas shopping season if the stores were any less hooter than they are.
dave rubin ▲ ● ▼
So good.
unidentified
It is warm in here.
Well, you have your coat on.
dave rubin ▲ ● ▼
Yes.
unidentified
Oh, do I? How did that happen?
Because it's cold out?
Yes.
Yes.
It is.
It's a bit nipply out.
I mean nippy out.
What did I say?
Nipples.
Nipples.
There is a nip in the air, though.
Can I take something out for you?
I'm just...
I was just looking at something for my wife.
God, rest her soul.
Oh, God, I'm so sorry.
Oh, no, no, she's not dead yet.
We're just divorced.
She's history.
And obviously she doesn't wear underwear.
There are plenty of shopping days left until adultery's adulthood, which is to say Christmas, as in Yule, Yule log.
Not a log, I don't have a log, but I mean, you know, if I had a log, not in the sense that you think I said I did.
Good golly.
Tis the season to be merry.
Well, that's my name.
Oh!
It's just so great.
dave rubin ▲ ● ▼
You know they changed the kids in all the movies, right?
unidentified
It's so funny.
Down there?
These were cut really high on the hip.
Look, I'm wearing something similar.
See?
I can't see the line.
Can't see the line, can you, Russ?
No.
dave rubin ▲ ● ▼
Christmas Vacation is my favorite Christmas movie.
I'd like to know your...
Yeah, I got a thumbs up from Connor.
I'd like to know your thoughts in the comments below.
All right, here's number four.
It is a bonus, apparently.
Here we go.
unidentified
Merry Christmas!
Merry Christmas!
We watch this on TNT over and over all day, all day.
dave rubin ▲ ● ▼
Merry Christmas, Dan.
The original Christmas story.
unidentified
Ho, ho, ho!
Uh-oh!
Get him out of here!
Ho, ho, ho!
And what's your name, little boy?
dave rubin ▲ ● ▼
Hey, kid, hurry up.
unidentified
The store's closing.
What do you want for Christmas, little boy?
My mind had gone blank.
Frantically, I tried to remember what it was I wanted.
dave rubin ▲ ● ▼
I was blowing it!
unidentified
A gun!
A gun!
How about a nice, uh, football?
Football?
Football?
What's a football?
Without conscious will, my voice squeaked out.
Football!
dave rubin ▲ ● ▼
Okay, get him out of here.
unidentified
A football?
Oh, no!
What was I doing?
Wake up, stupid!
Wake up!
No!
No, no, I want an officer right out of carbon dioxide.
You want to get my Lear rifle?
You'll shoot your eye out, kid.
Merry Christmas.
Ho, ho, ho.
Just perfect.
dave rubin ▲ ● ▼
Did you see the new one?
The new one.
It was the very Christmas Christmas story or something like that.
It's him 40 years later.
That one's actually pretty good, too.
All right.
And I'm being told we have a fifth.
We have a fifth on the fly.
A double bonus fifth on the fly.
unidentified
The Christmas season spirit never ends here.
dave rubin ▲ ● ▼
Go!
unidentified
I want people to cut loose.
I want people making out in closets.
I want!
People hanging from the ceilings, lampshades on the heads.
I want it to be a Playboy Mansion party.
And also, I want you to know and spread the word that I will have my digital camera and I'll be taking pictures all along the way.
And the best and craziest thing that happens will be on the cover of the newsletter.
Incentive.
You do realize that we can't serve liquor at the party.
Yeah, I know.
Damn it.
Stupid corporate wet blankets.
Like booze ever killed anybody.
dave rubin ▲ ● ▼
Bring back The Office!
Make an Office movie!
Something!
Something!
The Michael Scott story!
Prequel!
Something!
Merry Christmas, everybody.
The deep state strikes back with a clear message to create nuclear war as Trump transitions into office.
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dave rubin ▲ ● ▼
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