Rubin Report - Dave Rubin - Dave Rubin Reacts to His Top 5 Favorite Funniest Christmas Movie Moments
Aired: 2024-12-25
Duration: 10:19


=== Ho Ho Merry Christmas (09:24) ===

[00:00:00]  Ho, ho, ho!
[00:00:01]  Merry Christmas, everyone!
[00:00:03]  My Christmas gift to you is no politics.
[00:00:05]  Today, I'm just reacting to four of my favorite scenes in Christmas movies.
[00:00:11]  Here we go.
[00:00:12]  ...this weekend.
[00:00:13]  I'll see what I can do.
[00:00:14]  I'm not gonna charge you.
[00:00:15]  Just bring them by and I'll see what I can do.
[00:00:17]  Excuse me.
[00:00:19]  I'm here to see a Walter Hobbs and Buddy the Elf.
[00:00:24]  You look hilarious!
[00:00:26]  Who sent you?
[00:00:27]  Papa Elf.
[00:00:28]  Papa Elf?
[00:00:30]  From the North Pole.
[00:00:31]  From the North Pole?
[00:00:32]  Yes.
[00:00:33]  So you really think we should ship him?
[00:00:35]  No.
[00:00:35]  I think we should take a $30,000 bath so some kid can understand what happened to a puppy and a friggin' pigeon.
[00:00:42]  Ship him.
[00:00:45]  Yeah?
[00:00:46]  Mr. Hobbs?
[00:00:47]  It's me on the intercom.
[00:00:48]  Go ahead.
[00:00:49]  Yeah, I think someone sent you a Christmas gram.
[00:00:51]  Dad!
[00:00:54]  All right, let's get it over with.
[00:01:01]  Right.
[00:01:02]  I walked all day and night to find you.
[00:01:04]  You look like you came from the North Pole.
[00:01:07]  That's exactly where I came from.
[00:01:10]  Santa must have called you.
[00:01:11]  Oh yeah, sure.
[00:01:12]  Yeah.
[00:01:12]  Yeah.
[00:01:13]  Thank you.
[00:01:43]  But you didn't know I was born.
[00:01:45]  So I'm here now.
[00:01:47]  I found you, daddy.
[00:01:49]  And guess what?
[00:01:51]  I love you.
[00:01:52]  I love you.
[00:01:52]  I love you!
[00:01:56]  Wow.
[00:01:57]  That was weird.
[00:02:01]  Elf, ladies and gentlemen.
[00:02:02]  I made my family disappear.
[00:02:15]  I made my family disappear.
[00:02:17]  Kevin, you're completely helpless.
[00:02:20]  You know, Kevin, you're what the French call les incompetents.
[00:02:25]  Kevin, I'm going to feed you to my tarantula.
[00:02:28]  Kevin, you are such a disease.
[00:02:30]  Classic.
[00:02:30]  I saw this in the movie theater.
[00:02:32]  I was in ninth grade.
[00:02:33]  I think around 91, 92, something like that.
[00:02:36]  You know what you did, you little jerk.
[00:02:39]  Jerk.
[00:02:43]  I made my family disappear.
[00:02:50]  It's just perfect.
[00:02:51]  John Hughes just that time.
[00:02:53]  This is basically me when David takes the kids out for a walk.
[00:03:06]  *Screams* No clothes for anybody.
[00:03:24]  Sickening.
[00:03:27]  Cool firecrackers.
[00:03:29]  I'll save these for later.
[00:03:31]  Those are gonna come in handy.
[00:03:32]  I'm going through all your private stuff!
[00:03:32]  Buzz!
[00:03:34]  You better come out and pound me!
[00:03:40]  Buzz, your girlfriend!
[00:03:42]  Woof!
[00:03:44]  That was Joy Behar, right?
[00:03:50]  Can I show you something?
[00:03:55]  This is peak Chevy Chase.
[00:03:57]  Nibbly.
[00:03:59]  I was just...
[00:04:00]  Smelling.
[00:04:01]  Smiling.
[00:04:03]  I was just browsing.
[00:04:06]  Your wife or your girlfriend?
[00:04:10]  What?
[00:04:10]  What happened?
[00:04:12]  Guess there wouldn't be any...
[00:04:21]  Wouldn't be the Christmas shopping season if the stores were any less hooter than they are.
[00:04:27]  So good.
[00:04:28]  It is warm in here.
[00:04:29]  Well, you have your coat on.
[00:04:31]  Yes.
[00:04:31]  Oh, do I? How did that happen?
[00:04:33]  Because it's cold out?
[00:04:34]  Yes.
[00:04:35]  Yes.
[00:04:35]  It is.
[00:04:36]  It's a bit nipply out.
[00:04:37]  I mean nippy out.
[00:04:39]  What did I say?
[00:04:40]  Nipples.
[00:04:41]  Nipples.
[00:04:42]  There is a nip in the air, though.
[00:04:44]  Can I take something out for you?
[00:04:46]  I'm just...
[00:04:58]  I was just looking at something for my wife.
[00:05:01]  God, rest her soul.
[00:05:03]  Oh, God, I'm so sorry.
[00:05:04]  Oh, no, no, she's not dead yet.
[00:05:07]  We're just divorced.
[00:05:08]  She's history.
[00:05:10]  And obviously she doesn't wear underwear.
[00:05:11]  There are plenty of shopping days left until adultery's adulthood, which is to say Christmas, as in Yule, Yule log.
[00:05:20]  Not a log, I don't have a log, but I mean, you know, if I had a log, not in the sense that you think I said I did.
[00:05:28]  Good golly.
[00:05:30]  Tis the season to be merry.
[00:05:32]  Well, that's my name.
[00:05:33]  Oh!
[00:05:34]  It's just so great.
[00:05:42]  You know they changed the kids in all the movies, right?
[00:05:45]  It's so funny.
[00:05:46]  Down there?
[00:05:48]  These were cut really high on the hip.
[00:05:53]  Look, I'm wearing something similar.
[00:05:55]  See?
[00:05:55]  I can't see the line.
[00:05:57]  Can't see the line, can you, Russ?
[00:05:58]  No.
[00:06:03]  Christmas Vacation is my favorite Christmas movie.
[00:06:06]  I'd like to know your...
[00:06:07]  Yeah, I got a thumbs up from Connor.
[00:06:08]  I'd like to know your thoughts in the comments below.
[00:06:11]  All right, here's number four.
[00:06:13]  It is a bonus, apparently.
[00:06:15]  Here we go.
[00:06:18]  Merry Christmas!
[00:06:20]  Merry Christmas!
[00:06:21]  We watch this on TNT over and over all day, all day.
[00:06:25]  Merry Christmas, Dan.
[00:06:28]  The original Christmas story.
[00:06:30]  Ho, ho, ho!
[00:06:32]  Uh-oh!
[00:06:34]  Get him out of here!
[00:06:36]  Ho, ho, ho!
[00:06:56]  And what's your name, little boy?
[00:07:00]  Hey, kid, hurry up.
[00:07:02]  The store's closing.
[00:07:05]  What do you want for Christmas, little boy?
[00:07:09]  My mind had gone blank.
[00:07:11]  Frantically, I tried to remember what it was I wanted.
[00:07:13]  I was blowing it!
[00:07:14]  A gun!
[00:07:15]  A gun!
[00:07:15]  How about a nice, uh, football?
[00:07:18]  Football?
[00:07:19]  Football?
[00:07:20]  What's a football?
[00:07:22]  Without conscious will, my voice squeaked out.
[00:07:24]  Football!
[00:07:26]  Okay, get him out of here.
[00:07:28]  A football?
[00:07:29]  Oh, no!
[00:07:30]  What was I doing?
[00:07:32]  Wake up, stupid!
[00:07:33]  Wake up!
[00:07:34]  No!
[00:07:36]  No, no, I want an officer right out of carbon dioxide.
[00:07:44]  You want to get my Lear rifle?
[00:07:48]  You'll shoot your eye out, kid.
[00:07:51]  Merry Christmas.
[00:07:54]  Ho, ho, ho.
[00:07:56]  Just perfect.
[00:08:03]  Did you see the new one?
[00:08:04]  The new one.
[00:08:04]  It was the very Christmas Christmas story or something like that.
[00:08:07]  It's him 40 years later.
[00:08:09]  That one's actually pretty good, too.
[00:08:10]  All right.
[00:08:11]  And I'm being told we have a fifth.
[00:08:12]  We have a fifth on the fly.
[00:08:14]  A double bonus fifth on the fly.
[00:08:16]  The Christmas season spirit never ends here.
[00:08:20]  Go!
[00:08:20]  I want people to cut loose.
[00:08:22]  I want people making out in closets.
[00:08:25]  I want!
[00:08:28]  People hanging from the ceilings, lampshades on the heads.
[00:08:31]  I want it to be a Playboy Mansion party.
[00:08:33]  And also, I want you to know and spread the word that I will have my digital camera and I'll be taking pictures all along the way.
[00:08:40]  And the best and craziest thing that happens will be on the cover of the newsletter.
[00:08:45]  Incentive.
[00:08:46]  You do realize that we can't serve liquor at the party.
[00:08:48]  Yeah, I know.
[00:08:49]  Damn it.
[00:08:50]  Stupid corporate wet blankets.
[00:08:52]  Like booze ever killed anybody.
[00:08:56]  Bring back The Office!
[00:08:57]  Make an Office movie!
[00:08:58]  Something!
[00:08:59]  Something!
[00:09:00]  The Michael Scott story!
[00:09:01]  Prequel!
[00:09:02]  Something!
[00:09:04]  Merry Christmas, everybody.
[00:09:06]  The deep state strikes back with a clear message to create nuclear war as Trump transitions into office.

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