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Feb. 8, 2025 - The Roseanne Barr Podcast

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The Most Offensive Comic, Leonarda Jonie | The Roseanne Barr Podcast #86

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	Greetings, survivors!
	That's what I'm going to say.
	Greetings, survivors!
	That's my new greeting for 2025. And all you other ones, whatever the hell.
	whoever's looking I don't care just whoo I'm just glad you're here cuz it's gonna be a really really fun one for 2025 because I have a real genius that I have on today to You know how I love to talk to geniuses?
	But I finally saw a genius that I saw eye to eye.
	I got it and I loved.
	And so I have her here today to discuss why in the hell she is like she is.
	And her name is Leonarda Joanie.
	Hi.
	Kind of like, what's her name, Jolie?
	Kind of like Angelina Jolie, yeah.
	It kind of reminds me of that.
	Yeah, a little crazier though.
	Hi.
	Hi.
	I'm so happy you're here.
	I'm really happy to be here.
	You know, I love you.
	I'm not going to glaze you, but obviously.
	No, do it.
	You can't be a female comedian and not love Roseanne.
	That's just how it works.
	Well, isn't that sweet?
	That is very sweet.
	I agree.
	I really do.
	It's the fucking truth.
	I paid the cost to be that, too.
	Yeah.
	Now, these other bitches, they didn't get kicked out of shit.
	How many places, how many joints have you been kicked out of?
	I'm losing track, but several.
	I can only perform in one club in Austin.
	Which one?
	Where I'm welcome.
	It's at Roscoe's, actually.
	That's the one I can perform at.
	Roscoe?
	Yeah, you see, you don't even know where it is.
	That's right.
	That's the kind of comedian I am.
	I go underground.
	I want to go to Roscoe's.
	Yeah, you should go to Roscoe's.
	Roscoe's is awesome.
	So this is how good Roscoe's is.
	I was headlining a show there last October, and I had pissed off all the Indians because of my 10-pound dumbbell joke, which, by the way, is my nicest joke.
	What's the joke?
	Well, I said, you know, Austin's full of Indians, so the other day...
	You mean people from India.
	I mean people from India, right.
	You know, dot Indians.
	So I said I was at my gym and it was full of Indian dudes and I had to wait over an hour to use the 10-pound dumbbells.
	I don't even get it because I don't know of gyms.
	Well, 10-pound dumbbells are very light.
	They're small.
	And these guys are small.
	So they lost it.
	They lost it online.
	They started emailing my family.
	They were like, there's a heart!
	My dad was like, tell me something I don't know.
	I don't know why they thought that.
	I was like, I haven't talked to my dad in 20 years.
	I don't know what you think you're doing over here.
	Why don't you send some more letters?
	Maybe you'll bridge this gap that's between us.
	Did it bridge?
	No.
	He's like, my dad was just like, another reason I am disappointed in her.
	Did he really write that?
	Yeah.
	He's like, my daughter is crazy.
	She has not talked to the family.
	I am also very disappointed in her.
	And I think then they were like, the Indians and my dad bonded over how much they hate me.
	I have to ask all that nosy stuff.
	Yeah, go.
	Yeah, because like, well, of course, I just want to talk about when I saw your act.
	Sure, yeah, whatever.
	But I want to know what made you like that.
	I mean, I think you got a little bit of a glimpse into it.
	I did.
	I saw the, I saw, I saw the, yeah, I did.
	I saw a lot of stuff.
	I knew you were, I assumed you were, I don't know.
	But I just thought it was an eye-to-eye thing that I'll talk about once I know I'm right.
	Yeah, sure.
	Because I don't want to say my assumptions.
	You should.
	I'm not going to get upset.
	I don't get offended.
	I don't understand.
	Yeah, I'm not one of these people who gets offended.
	So you're from Indian heritage?
	Now I'm offended.
	Albanian.
	Why did you say that about the Indians then?
	Because I pissed off the Indians.
	Yeah, but your accent of your dad sounded Indian.
	Oh, well, you know, I'm not good.
	I just do one generally foreign accent and then you have to figure out who it is.
	That's right, me too.
	I try to do a Jamaican, but it sounds just like my Lithuanian grandma.
	Yeah.
	It sounds just like the Mexican neighbor.
	I'll start really well and then end up Russian every time.
	Every time I end up Russian.
	So, her dad's Albanian.
	My dad's Albanian.
	And you guys don't get along, apparently.
	You threw that out there.
	Well, I mean, it's strange.
	You know what?
	Listen, I don't even know where fucking Albania is.
	Where is it?
	You know what?
	Nobody knows where it is.
	They're like, is that in Albany?
	I'm like, alright.
	The American education system.
	Yeah, I'm looking it up right now.
	Albania is a Mediterranean country.
	It's its own country?
	It's its own country.
	I know, shocking.
	Yeah, I've never heard of it.
	It's got its own language, too.
	It does.
	It does.
	Nobody knows it.
	It's Albanian.
	It just comes really in handy when you want to talk shit about people in public.
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	You know, you're talking Albanian and nobody knows what you're saying.
	Oh yeah, it's just north of Greece and just west of Italy.
	Is it an island?
	Nope.
	It's right on the coast.
	Here, Ma, you can see.
	God, I'm so dumb.
	I don't know where nothing is.
	I didn't either.
	Well, did you ever watch Taken with Liam Neeson?
	Yes.
	Yeah, we were the ones who took his daughter.
	Shout out to all the Albanian human traffickers.
	Are they crazy in Albania?
	I mean, your dad sounds like he's kind of crazy.
	Well, kind of crazy for American standards.
	Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
	Totally normal for Albanian standards.
	Totally normal.
	Actually kind of elevated a little bit above normal there for Albanian standards.
	I think they're like most Europeans who've survived communism.
	They don't understand a lot of American things.
	We'll be like, I want to go have some fun.
	My dad's like, fun.
	What is this fun?
	Are you working?
	Are you eating?
	Is somebody starving?
	Then we don't need the fun.
	That's them.
	You know, they just understand hard work, survival.
	Are you getting locked up in a gulag?
	Like that sort of thing.
	Yeah, like just close to the earth basic stuff.
	Yes, yes.
	Like where we're going if we don't know.
	Yeah, and exactly.
	Well, they lived under a communist state, right?
	They did.
	They did.
	They lived under total communist depression.
	I mean, it was as brutal like anybody else under communism.
	That's why I'm so anti.
	It's all communism, ain't it?
	It's all communism.
	It's all communism 101, ain't it?
	100%.
	The mind switch, the big old switch.
	Just the way, it's just kind of insane to watch the way...
	You talk to people about something and they're totally normal and then you go into the topics that the state has sort of already started and the switch comes on.
	It's like you see the lights go off in them and their programming starts talking.
	And you're like, are you guys all hooked up to some kind of mainframe?
	I think they are.
	I really think they are.
	I kind of know it because I got this fake eye.
	Everyone laughs.
	I got this fake lens.
	You have a fake lens.
	Cornea transplant.
	Oh, yeah.
	Okay.
	So you can see, too, if you look in the...
	If I look in the...
	See it in the light, you know, you look in over here.
	Yeah, it reflects.
	It reflects like a cat.
	Look.
	Okay, I see it.
	Yeah, I see it.
	See, it flashes.
	And I'll get those flashes just walking down the street sometimes accompanied by a headache.
	But right after that, I have like perfect clarity on how to invest.
	No, I'm kidding about that.
	Well, you should tell me about it.
	No, I'm kidding about that part.
	I was going to say in Nancy Pelosi's company.
	No, but it is like, I'm like, and he told me, he goes, this lens is hooked up to a big computer, you know.
	It's all hooked up to a computer.
	Your lens is hooked up to a computer?
	Yeah.
	Still?
	I've never heard this.
	Yeah, it's hooked up to a computer where all they monitor, you know.
	It ends up to be a monitor.
	Wow.
	That's what they say on Real Raw News.
	Shout out to Real Raw News.
	They do.
	You're talking about the communist mainframe, right?
	That you think people are tied to.
	Are you saying you're tied into it?
	Well, I think that's why I woke up.
	Because I could be like, I never thought this way until I got this fucking cornea.
	That's true.
	You used to be a communist.
	Wait, when did you wake up?
	From what?
	I woke up from so much shit.
	Yeah, it's true.
	Yeah.
	I woke up from the, I was kind of, you know, I was a lefty.
	I was total left.
	Total lefty.
	I ran for president as a socialist in 2012. Don't tell anybody that.
	They know.
	Let's just forget the past.
	I was, but then I woke up during, I started waking up during Trump's first presidency.
	Oh, cool.
	Because I didn't vote for him.
	Sorry to say that.
	I thought he was the devil.
	Oh, you was going for the program.
	I was.
	I was in the programming.
	Here's how bad.
	This is how I know the programming.
	I would watch something he said on TV. Like, I watched the State of the Union address.
	And then I watched Nancy Pelosi rip up the speech behind him.
	Okay, I was still a lefty at this point.
	And I remember as soon as she did that, my stomach sank.
	And I felt like, this isn't right.
	Something here feels wrong.
	And everything he's saying actually seems okay.
	And then my brain goes...
	Yeah, but I know this isn't right, so let me go read the news and see what they tell me why I should be upset about this.
	Seriously, I remember this.
	And then I read it, and I saw the things they were saying, and I kind of accepted it, but I was starting to wake up.
	And it wasn't long after that, a few months after that, that I was in a field screaming about how men can't be women, and I don't care what they tell me.
	Literally, I was in the middle of a field, and I'm just walking with a friend, and we're just talking about something casually, and I just stop, and then I just start screaming.
	I'm like, They're not women!
	They're not women!
	And he's just like, what are you?
	And I'm like, the trans are not women!
	It had nothing to do with what we were talking about.
	But it was like, that's it.
	The dam broke.
	Yeah, you know, common sense broke through the bullshit.
	Well, yours was trans-related, Ma.
	Remember, you got in the...
	That's where I saw you wake up was the Colleen Frances trans fight on Twitter where you were attacked by your fellow lefties for not wanting a dick around children.
	Well, yeah, that is what happened there, but no, I saw it coming for a long time because I saw, don't forget, even though I look like I'm only 40, I've been around for a long time on the left,
	and I remember in the late 60s, early 70s, all through the 70s, The left was beginning to faction along lines of, just like it does now.
	Along identity politics?
	Yeah.
	But it was always, woman was always the bottom.
	Woman was at the bottom.
	Woman always the bottom.
	That's the one that didn't really matter that much.
	Well, interesting because they present it like they're so pro-woman and pro-woman's rights, right?
	Which really just means pro your right to kill your unborn child, which is insanity.
	Without driving.
	Without having to take care.
	Right, without having to drink and drive.
	That's not even fun.
	You know what I mean?
	That's one of the ones that I... That's one of the ones that I really look at and go, if you want to see how effective brainwashing is, the fact that they can undo thousands of years of evolution that has made women be absolute killers to protect their child.
	Yeah, they turned it.
	They turned it to, I'll kill my child so I can have this career in middle-level marketing.
	It's the damn devil!
	Yes, I do believe that.
	It is the devil, his and they selves.
	Well, the devil's a they them, for sure.
	For sure.
	He's a smooth-talking motherfucker, that devil.
	Oh, yeah.
	It's the other one that tells the truth, the one that's above.
	See, people are trying to get it all screwed up, like, hey, the one that's below is the cool one, kids.
	Right.
	Look at how we do on TV dancing around dressed up like demons and shit.
	Come on, kids.
	What is the devil giving you?
	He's like, well, he let you get fucked in the ass.
	Doesn't that sound great?
	Or no grease.
	No grease.
	Literally, that's what it is, right?
	They're pride.
	They're like, what's pride about?
	Oh, we get fucked in the ass.
	That's literally like the biggest insult you could ever say.
	Like in Albania and we have an insult, like when we really get mad at somebody, we go...
	Like, the chishanon and milf, which means let me fuck your mother in the ass.
	Sorry, tell the Albanians.
	It's so...
	Raunchy, you know?
	Because that's like the worst thing you can say.
	It's like the worst thing you can do to somebody.
	That's why they do it in prison.
	It's power.
	Exactly!
	It all comes from prison, don't it?
	Well, it comes from the devil.
	I think it comes from demonology.
	Well, that's who studies it, is the people that got no moral boundaries who happens to be in prison.
	Well, you know what?
	You make a good point.
	Yeah.
	That is a good point.
	Then they start studying that devilism because they think...
	And you know what?
	You know what it really is, I think, as a comic, you know, we're always trying to figure out where the joke is.
	It's just glorifying the power of bullyism.
	Because it's like, hey, I can get 30 of my motherfuckers over there.
	Well, I'll get 110 of my motherfuckers over there.
	Boots on the ground.
	Who can rally the fighters?
	Yeah.
	And we shouldn't be at that point at all in any civilized country.
	I think it's a little bit more evil than that.
	I think it's about, you know, I could fuck you in the ass kind of thing, right?
	We're going to go with this.
	But actually, it gives me much more power for you.
	To go out and get yourself fucked in the ass.
	You get what I'm saying?
	It's like the idea that I could do this really horrible thing.
	I could chop your dick off.
	But here's the real evil.
	I'm going to get you to believe that you want it and fight for your right to castrate yourself.
	Fight for your right to party.
	They got it all backwards, yeah.
	And then that's when you see people, this is why you see people who do that, like their eyes are just checked out.
	You're like, you're checked out, man.
	You literally are screaming to cut your own dick off.
	Do you understand that?
	Do you understand what that means?
	Well, I was saying for a while, I think it's all, I mean, I came from the left and I know every leftist woman that came out to Hollywood that was worth her salt in Hollywood, writers, producers, directresses, and what have you, was going to the witch covens.
	Everybody was running the fucking coven with Hillary Clinton.
	She'd make the rounds.
	Clinton would make the rounds because she was in and of the big one, Emily's List, where people were deciding who's going to run where.
	Like pre-George Soros, shit, Emily's List, out of Hollywood.
	Hillary Clinton, covens, you see what I'm saying?
	And it became like, you know...
	The left, Marxists and them, they just love Lucifer.
	And Lucifer is like, you know, he's the...
	Well, he inverts everything.
	Yeah, he's the inverter and the liar, the trickster.
	Well, think about what they like.
	Right?
	Think about what he says.
	It's such a...
	I mean, I didn't even get into Christianity except during COVID. That's when I really got in.
	I wasn't raised Christian.
	Nothing.
	But because of everything that was happening, and then I saw the leaked wiki emails where Hillary's talking about sacrificing a chicken to Moloch.
	Yeah.
	And I was like, okay.
	Yeah.
	If the people at the top are acting like this is real, but they want to tell us that it's not, it's real.
	Right.
	All right.
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	And so what you'll see is that they tell people things that sound really good.
	And they sound like they're coming It sounds like it at first.
	Yep, we accept you that you're gay.
	We love you.
	We want to affirm you.
	And you go, what could be so bad about that?
	And you go, okay, well, let's see where it leads down the road.
	Oh, in 10 years, if you're still getting sodomized, you're going to need to wear a diaper all the time.
	Oh, when you wake up and realize that you've actually just been depressed or you were sexually molested, you're going to feel really bad that you chopped your genitals off.
	Oh, if you try to make a hole in your body that doesn't belong there, you're going to be subject to constant...
	Yeah.
	And so that's the thing for me about the nature of evil is that it comes sugarcoated.
	It's a piece of shit that comes sugarcoated.
	And it's really attractive.
	And you think that it's freedom.
	And pretty soon you find yourself just bound up.
	Completely bound up to these low-level drives, whether it's lust, whether it's vanity, whether it's greed.
	You are bound and unfree.
	That's right.
	That's why a loving God doesn't create these prescriptions of behavior because he's like, I don't want you to have any fun.
	He's like, it's not fun.
	It just looks fun because you're a child.
	It's grooming, really, when you think about it.
	It is.
	It's all like, oh my god.
	When you see who's in charge, the real in charge of folk, the real ones that's in charge of everything.
	You know about that.
	Oh yeah, I know.
	I don't.
	I'm just guessing by looking at what's going on.
	Well, the real ones, they do worship Lucifer, and they do think that he's the...
	Light bearer that is like the real god of this planet and all like.
	And then they say all that kind of shit, but then at the same time they realize they can't believe in Lucifer without saying there's a god.
	And then they go, hey, we're kind of fucked here.
	Now we're going to have to cover for that.
	We're going to have to one remove off of that one.
	Do you know what I'm saying?
	They're going to have to cover for the fact...
	So what?
	Is that why they start trying to say that Lucifer is God?
	Well, because they think their powers are so great.
	Oh, yes.
	Because Lucifer has no debts to the evil.
	He has no debts he won't go to or ask them to go to.
	Right.
	And they're signed up for it.
	They know it's coming.
	They know they're going to have to pay the pipe or the snake.
	They know that day is coming, you know, but they're like, well, it didn't happen yesterday.
	I hope the reckoning won't happen today.
	So they're in denial.
	I've heard that this is the rumor about why they want to do transhumanism is because they think that they could just upload their consciousness and then they'll never have to die and face the consequences, which I'm like, uploading your consciousness onto some kind of mainframe, that sounds like hell.
	Yeah.
	But I also don't think you can do it.
	I mean, I think this is like they're making up La La Land.
	No, you can't do it.
	It would just be like an AI version.
	It would be a copy.
	Yeah.
	Can you imagine how fucking fucked up and crazy it could get?
	I don't think God's going to allow it.
	I don't either.
	And I think there's enough people trying to be good, trying to get to it.
	I mean, especially now, there's a lot more people willing to risk it all to tell the truth, which is really...
	The only kind of measure of true goodness, right, is if you're willing to die for the truth, that they're getting a pushback they weren't expecting.
	You know, I think they really thought everybody's so stupid and so cowardly because cowardice is really one of the worst things.
	I hate cowardice.
	It's like, stand up, you know, take the freaking, they're going to behead you.
	Take it standing up.
	No, I know.
	That's what I saw in your stand-up comedy.
	Oh.
	Because you were like, you know, I think it's funny.
	And I live in a free country.
	And I'm going to fucking say it.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, I want to hear about you getting fired.
	I loved it.
	I just love it.
	How did you...
	So when did you start doing stand-up?
	So I started in April of 2019 doing stand-up.
	So it was...
	Just about eight months before COVID, before the pandemic.
	And I started in New York.
	I had already emerged out of my leftist mentality.
	I was starting to become red-pilled more and more.
	I was not quite yet identified as a conservative, but I knew I was going to vote for Trump at the next election already.
	And I started in New York, and it was liberal.
	Hellhole.
	Hellhole.
	Chinese torture.
	Totally.
	So when I started, I was still cautious about the jokes I was going to do.
	And I noticed it.
	I noticed that I was afraid to write jokes that made fun of trans people.
	Because at that point, it was peak insanity in New York.
	I'd be going to meetings for women of sexual abuse, and there'd be men in a dress there.
	And I'm like, this isn't right.
	And all the other dumb, liberal ladies were like, We've got to respect her pronouns.
	I'm like, she has a six-foot beard.
	What are we doing?
	So I started, I realized that that was going on.
	Did you know, did you take it at that time that that was an on-purpose thing to humiliate women?
	Yes.
	I took it as it was an on-purpose thing to humiliate.
	People, and this is a communist tactic, by getting you to, they know you know the truth, but when they can get you to deny what you know to be true, they can break your spirit.
	That's what that's about.
	The Satanism.
	It's completely, it's like, if I can get you to say something, we all know it's not true.
	You know, I know, you know, but we all know, and I know that you know, but if I can get you to say that that's a woman, And you do it, I now have power completely over your consciousness.
	Yes.
	And I've broken you and you've admitted it.
	Yes.
	But it's not just that.
	And then we manufacture consent because our lovers or brothers or sisters are plastic surgeons and they want to do these experiments on children and get paid through, you know, Obamacare.
	Oh, yeah.
	It's all the beast.
	That we're paying for it.
	Yeah, yeah.
	And they are doing it.
	I know.
	They're getting it on insurance.
	Insurance is covering it.
	Those insurance companies, I mean, could we talk about how evil insurance companies are?
	I mean, oh my God.
	And they just canceled.
	They canceled everybody's home insurance here.
	Because they knew.
	Three days before the fire started.
	Yeah.
	I mean, they are evil and they're all plugged into the same system.
	And now BlackRock is out there making lowball offers on this land.
	And you're like, yeah, it's clear as day what's going on.
	But yeah, at that time when I realized that I was holding back, I kind of had a conversation with myself that was like, hey, if I'm going to do stand-up where I'm basically going to be poor for a long time, I might as well say what I want.
	Otherwise, there's absolutely no reason for me to do this.
	I could just go get a very high-paying job, which I've done before.
	If I have to keep my mouth shut, at least let me get paid a lot of money for it.
	So I just made that decision then, and that was it.
	It's been a steady thing of pushing myself to say the things that I know I'm not supposed to say.
	And you're like, okay, I'm going to get everybody.
	Oh, yeah.
	I'm going to not just go after one group.
	I'm going after every sacred cow.
	Right, which is not a good strategy if you want allies.
	Because you end up pissing everybody off.
	Yeah, I know that.
	Like I tell Jake, my goal now is to die with no fans at all.
	Having no fans at all.
	You're doing great.
	Because I just don't give a fuck.
	Well, that's the way to go.
	I mean, what is the purpose?
	We're literally stand-up comedians in supposedly the one country on earth that has freedom of speech.
	For women.
	For women.
	For anybody, really.
	Who's got freedom of speech in Canada?
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	How about the UK? If you point out that there is Muslim grooming gangs, you're going to jail.
	So this is the one country that we're supposed to have free speech in, and we, the stand-up comedians, which are supposed to be the frontier of it, can't say it?
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	So what is the point of that?
	Were you surprised?
	I've asked her this before, but when COVID started or when she got cancelled, a lot of comics were just pussies.
	Yes.
	Like worse than actors.
	They'd fallen so low.
	Actors are the worst.
	I just have to say that.
	Actors are worse than...
	But I think comics dip below that for a while.
	I'm going to go out and say that.
	A lot of comics were...
	They weren't getting mad at other comics.
	I have stand-up friends.
	They were pulled in the green room saying, you can't make that joke.
	They had a cabal against them.
	Did you ever deal with that?
	Well, I mean, here's what I experienced.
	That's all over.
	Yeah.
	It's over now.
	Here's what I experienced.
	I experienced people who hated me because they wanted to be able to do what I was doing and they didn't give themselves permission.
	But I also experienced people who secretly were like, oh God, I want to do what you're doing.
	And they were like...
	They wouldn't say anything publicly, but offstage would be like, oh my god, I love you.
	Please keep going.
	And I get that.
	Especially if it was other women.
	They haven't been beat like I was, so they're not used to it.
	I'm like, you got nothing on my dad, so let's go.
	but they, they weren't, they don't want to that fight.
	So I get it, but that was nice.
	At least you're giving me that support and you're not, you know, you're, you're booking me on your shows and you know what I'm going to say and you know, it's going to piss off your crowd, but you're still doing it.
	But that started to change.
	And I don't think it was just me, but there were people like me who were out there doing this stuff.
	And then there's enough people popping up going, Oh my God, thank you.
	Oh my God.
	Thank you.
	You know, that other people start to get courage and take heart.
	And now every punchline in Austin is the word faggot.
	So it's bad.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, but...
	We won.
	But, yeah.
	But it's even bigger than that, I think.
	It's like...
	Because I think...
	I think comedy is going to get real free.
	Even more free into the new administration.
	Yeah.
	Because it's always been that when it's a Republican administration, comedy is it.
	Is at its peak.
	So I think, you know, I'm looking to that.
	I'm so new, so I don't know, you know.
	I started in Trump's presidency, but then, you know, 2020, they stole it.
	How'd you go up?
	I want to know, like, were you like, was there a lot of other women comics beside yourself?
	No, there was enough.
	There's more than when you were starting, for sure, there's a lot of women.
	It was mostly male-dominated or whatever, but I don't think that was a problem because what I would find was people would be like, oh, there's a woman!
	Let's get her on the show!
	And a lot of them are like, maybe she'll fuck us after.
	You don't have to do it.
	You can let them think you will, but you don't have to do it.
	I found it very easy because it was like, if you were just a little funny, because a lot of girls weren't, they would just go up there and be like...
	Oh, my pussy is leaking.
	Whatever, I don't know.
	Whitney Cummings is who you're talking about.
	But you know what I mean?
	I do know what you mean.
	Because they watch, and I don't blame the female comedians for this, because what they do is they watch who is getting rewarded in Hollywood, right?
	Which female comedians are getting rewarded?
	The sex, raunch, you know, talk about your vagina.
	So we're all...
	Emulation creatures.
	So they're like, okay, if I do that, then I'll get to where I'm going.
	you know, and I was going up there being like, the Rothschilds run everything.
	Um, you, uh, you're just going for the things that are not supposed to be said.
	Correct.
	But that's a great way to burst bubbles, right?
	Yes.
	Because once they get that bubble going and then it gets held down or in any way suppressed, that's when it gets huge and pops, right?
	So I saw that in your face when you were doing many of your Jew jokes.
	She's got great Jew jokes.
	Huh?
	Great Jew jokes.
	Yeah, we appreciate the Jew jokes.
	And the black jokes.
	We appreciate all the...
	I told Jake, we've got to name this episode...
	The rise of the, what was it?
	The offensive female comedian.
	Because when I was coming up, you could be offensive, but a woman comic.
	You could be offensive, but you had to become human first.
	Because they weren't used to seeing a lot of women.
	So you had to, like, do some self-deprecating stuff at first, you know, to go, okay, here, here's my...
	And then they can accept it.
	I know I'm an asshole, too.
	Right.
	Because you've got to get on the level, you know.
	But, you know, that was just the time, you know, the times.
	And then, I don't know, that kind of, then it kind of got...
	I think it got easy and nobody was ever talking about the back end of anything.
	But I think it was just because when you're young, you don't have as far back to look as I do about the ebb and flow of it once you start working in Hollywood and becoming a content creator or whatever.
	A writer.
	Yeah, I'm like a baby compared to that.
	What do you want to do?
	Yeah, well, you know, I didn't really do stand-up because I always wanted to do stand-up.
	It's not, it was the furthest thing from my mind.
	You know, I trained as an actor.
	I wanted to be like Meryl Streep, you know.
	Now I think she sucks because she's such a liberal.
	She does.
	You know, I was like so serious all the time, right?
	But then I kept getting cast in comedy roles.
	And then eventually I started writing.
	I was like, oh, let me write something.
	And it kept coming.
	I wanted to write this big dramatic piece about growing up Albanian.
	And everything kept coming out funny.
	And so I just was like, fuck it, let's just do that.
	And then I had, I used to teach these classes to like 40 people or whatever.
	At the end of my classes, my students would come up to me like, do you do stand-up?
	Do you do stand-up?
	And I'd be like...
	Don't insult me.
	That's for peasants.
	I was so insulted.
	But eventually, I just finally listened to people.
	I had people tell me, you know you really should try it.
	So I was like, you know what?
	Fine.
	I'm going to just try it just to prove to you guys that this isn't for me.
	Well, that's not what happened.
	I did it.
	Well, how do you keep that swagger up there?
	You never let your swagger dip at all.
	Even if they ain't going for it for a minute, because that is something I learned too as a comic.
	You've got to stand there and wait for it.
	That's the hardest part, is to stand there and wait for it.
	Well, you know what it is?
	I think that's where my Albanian comes in, because we're a warrior spirit.
	So when I get that, I'm like...
	Oh, are we doing war right now?
	Because I know how to do war.
	Right.
	We'll go to, if it's me and this whole fucking army.
	That's right.
	It's just gonna be me.
	And I don't care if I burn alive up here.
	I'm going, you know?
	Yeah.
	Because I've worked on this stuff and I've done it plenty of times to know that if something really works and they're not laughing, it's because they're retarded.
	See?
	You always tell me it's never the audience's fault.
	That was your sage wisdom.
	Well, that's when I'm acting humble.
	It is their fault sometimes.
	It can be your fault.
	It can be your fault.
	Come on, if I'm just dicking around and I'm trying to find something and they're not laughing, I won't let them know that I know it's my fault.
	But I'll know it's my fault.
	But I'm never going to let them know that on stage.
	Because the minute they smell blood, they'll come at you.
	But yeah, there are times, of course, I'm like, I didn't prepare it.
	But when I know something works, And I've done it enough times and they're not getting it.
	I'm like, it's your training.
	Because I've done, I'm telling you, I've done jokes that like kill every time.
	But I remember I had to do a gig in New York a few months ago.
	And one of the punchlines is, oh, come on, they're black.
	And as soon as I said black, in quiet.
	Oh, that's so great.
	Like you could hear, you know, if a piece of hay were to float through, you could hear it.
	And I just stood there.
	And looked at him.
	Oh, you did?
	I know.
	Oh, you guys are going to pretend like you don't know why that's funny?
	What was the joke?
	Well, I say this joke.
	I have this joke online where I go, you know, we have all these new migrants coming in.
	They're coming in from Africa and Haiti.
	And everybody's still saying the same thing.
	Oh, they're coming for our jobs.
	and I'm like they're black everybody knows why that's funny And the fact that you're offended, you're offended because you know why it's supposed to be funny.
	Right.
	Yeah.
	Which is the best.
	That's the best offensive joke.
	Should I back off because you decided to get hurt in your feelings?
	By the way, none of you are black.
	It's like Indian women, Chinese women, some Jews.
	And I'm like, none of you even hang out with black people.
	No shit.
	No shit.
	That was my point exactly.
	Always.
	Like, what the fuck do you know?
	Exactly!
	Oh my god.
	I'm sorry.
	I have to know some.
	I want some offensive jokes.
	Some of your best jokes.
	Well, wait a minute.
	I've heard about her dad, but what about your mom?
	Was she Albanian too?
	Yeah, yeah.
	My whole family's Albanian.
	They immigrated here.
	I'm so anti-immigration now and everybody tries to come at me for that.
	I'm like, we didn't have an organization go over there, give them a bunch of money and be like, hey, you want to come over here and we'll fund you.
	My parents had to put it together, literally escape a communist oppressive system.
	We grew up in abject poverty.
	Tooth and nail.
	My mom had three jobs at one point.
	My dad, two jobs.
	You know what I mean?
	We're growing up in the Bronx like little hoodlums, which is why I'm so independent.
	And, you know, they were good and bad, right?
	So I'm like, don't give me that shit.
	They didn't come here and then start robbing people and voting in an election they didn't have a right to vote in and voting for the same policies that created the same shit that was over there.
	And then try to change the laws to reflect the country they just left.
	I'm like, oh, you want a Muslim ceremony?
	Well, it's a total, it's a, you know, an insurrection.
	It's been an insurrection for us.
	Well, they're being pushed and they're all being told this victim mentality to give them power.
	They're hacking into that.
	My parents didn't have that.
	They had this real gratitude and appreciation.
	They felt like, God bless America.
	They'd always say that because they were like, they saved us.
	They let us.
	We had no hope.
	And their thing was, how do we build up our children in this frame?
	And my dad, to his credit, always said, you know, you have the advantage that now you can take the good things of the Albanian culture and you can take the good things of the American culture and you can bring the best of that stuff there.
	And I was like, so I'm going to be taking nothing from the Albanian culture.
	And I'm going to be taking about 20% of what's left of American culture.
	No, there's a lot of good things about Albanian culture.
	I'm just being funny.
	I mean, that's like my family, too.
	They came from Lithuania and Kiev, as they say now, Kiev.
	Right.
	Kiev.
	We said Kiev.
	Yeah.
	But they were some dirty bastards that live under that shit.
	And they came here grateful as fuck.
	That's what I mean.
	If you really escape something, you're grateful.
	You're not there, you know, doing a grooming gang and targeting the native girls.
	Yeah, that's how you can prove it.
	It's not a real people's movement.
	No, no, no.
	It comes from the top and filters to the bottom.
	Absolutely.
	And the only way the people at the bottom get paid is to be...
	Oh, you know, I... I definitely feel like I'm slaying something.
	I feel it's like when I, you know, it's like I kind of, what ends up happening with me, if it's not my crowd, my crowd, it's like they want me to start the Fourth Reich.
	They're not even there for the jokes.
	They're like, all right, when are we rounding up the Jews?
	And I'm like, only some of them.
	So here, you know, but when it's not my crowd, I literally get like a 50% split, you know, and it's like, some people like.
	It's like they're on a roller coaster.
	They're just like, oh my god.
	I'm like, it's gonna get worse, you know?
	Do you think it's gonna get worse?
	No, my jokes are gonna get worse.
	Oh, okay.
	I'm like, we're just starting now.
	You're so offensive.
	I don't think it's gonna get worse, because I'm hopeful.
	I don't like to be blackpilled, but I do think they're gonna try and make it worse.
	I do think they're gonna try to do a technological, tyrannical, oppressive system.
	What I'm hopeful for is that they are extremely arrogant.
	Yeah.
	And they really believe that they are way more powerful than they are.
	Yeah, I think so too.
	And they believe we're stupider than we are and that we're more broken than we are.
	I agree there.
	What I see happening is they're actually accelerating the wake-up because of how aggressive they're being with their plan.
	Yeah.
	And they're doing this because they're arrogant and they think no one and nothing can stop them.
	That's right.
	They think they'll never be held accountable.
	Yeah.
	But I do think for us, like, what I have to get right with is, like, I have to look at myself and be like, what in me allows this to happen?
	And, you know, I was kind of like agnostic, atheistic for a while.
	So when you're that way, you don't really have a foundation for your morality.
	Everybody thinks like, you know, our morality that we have is just innate.
	And it's like, no, we've inherited this from a tradition of Western European Christianity that created this in the society.
	It's sewed into the fabric of our society.
	So we're taking it for granted.
	You don't have this anyplace else in the world.
	It's about, yeah, well, I mean, it's about Western liberal Christian republics and democracy as a means of voting for that.
	Yeah.
	Not democracy like they say it.
	No, it's not.
	And if we look at what we have done to allow this, it's we've fallen away from that faith, that knowing that there is a God.
	And that he does have a moral code and that you are falling short of it and that you do need to aspire to be to it.
	Because when you don't, then you don't reflect on your own behavior.
	We're so busy pointing out George Soros and all this, but George Soros can't do what he's doing without millions of people lacking the courage to stand up and say no, without millions of people not having the work ethic to work for the kind of society that they want.
	Right?
	So that's where you look at...
	Well, I think they are working for the kind of society they want.
	George Soros, yes.
	Yeah, he pays them all.
	I'm talking about us.
	I'm talking about...
	Well, none of us works for him.
	But that's what I mean.
	Maybe they do.
	We don't work for him, but we also don't work for ourselves.
	That's true.
	We let them...
	We're letting somebody else.
	We're like, let somebody else.
	So our desire for comfort and luxury and fun and easygoing has made us weak.
	Yeah.
	That's so true.
	So your jokes are like, they are, I can't think of the word yet.
	Abuse to, abusive?
	Well, that's one word.
	That's what I see.
	They're like, I mean, I just like that you're, I just love that you are saying what's not allowed.
	And for a woman to, in this day and age, stand up there.
	and say the things, the very things that are not allowed and have people laugh together at those things is the very meaning of America to me because I remember the day back in the day when, you know, you sat there with your friends of different colors and races and shit.
	I still have those friends.
	And you laughed at party records like this as these kind of...
	We laughed with each other and they just...
	They hate that the people would come together and laugh with each other.
	Right.
	They hate a fucking sense of humor that isn't a sneering...
	College boy fucking jag off joke.
	Right, right.
	Or you can make a sense of humor that mocks, let's say, something that is noble.
	You can mock the Christian who goes to church and doesn't cheat on his wife, right?
	You can mock the woman who wants to stay home and make sure her kids don't think they're trans, right?
	That you can mock.
	But if you mock...
	You know, the black criminal who's on his third arrest, even though he just got a bunch of money, oh, you're racist.
	And you're like, okay, so the problem is what I say, not the horrible stuff that these people are doing that I'm talking about.
	That's the problem.
	That's what I realized.
	You could do all these horrible things.
	They're not going to punish them.
	But if you talk about the horrible things that somebody's doing, we're going to punish you.
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	Well, that's the very basis of the mafia.
	It's like where they take that oath of silence.
	It's like, hey, we're going to do what we do to keep the peace around here.
	And we're going to take 5% up to 50% of everything you make to keep the peace around here.
	Meaning, we aren't going to send in any of our FBI agents to fuck shit up for you.
	I mean, this government is the fucking crime wave.
	I 100% agree with you.
	It's this government working with other government agencies around the world who's doing all this stuff.
	To me, I experience it because I've had experience with psychopaths and sociopaths, and this is their behavior.
	And that's everyone in power.
	Right?
	Everyone in power.
	Are you saying everyone or all?
	Here's your two choices.
	Yeah.
	99% or all?
	Those are your two choices.
	In power.
	I'm going to say 99% because there's a couple of people who really try against it, but they end up not getting the real levels of power.
	Right.
	Like levers of power, right?
	But they are elected in some places.
	So all of them.
	So pretty much all, right?
	Everybody who's in charge.
	But there are also what I like to call stoner psychopaths.
	These are psychopaths who just don't have enough ambition to work to power.
	So they work on ripping you and me off, you know what I mean?
	They tell us they love us and we're like, okay, I'll give you this $50 and that's enough for them because they have no ambition.
	Right, the low-level psychopath.
	I'm like, you know, at least can I get a psychopath who wants to run a Ponzi scheme, please?
	Right?
	When you're running a Ponzi scheme on me, I don't even have any money, you know?
	But what they do is they create the very problem that then they tell you they need to solve for you.
	Exactly.
	There was no problem in the first place until they put it in your brain.
	Until you came around?
	Yeah, they were like, you know, you're a little fat.
	And you're like, oh my god.
	They're like, don't worry, I'll help you get unfat.
	And you're like...
	Who says that?
	Well, I mean a psychopath.
	I'm giving you an example.
	She's talking about them.
	Right?
	They'll start to make you think like something's not right with you.
	And then they'll be like, well, I'll help you fix it.
	And you go, I didn't fucking have this problem until you said something about it.
	You know?
	No, I always...
	They always come at me in a different way.
	Oh, let's hear it.
	What's your way?
	Well, I'm still trying to figure it out.
	But it is that they're all infantile.
	That's one thing.
	So, I feel like all the infantile men who've fallen for me or whatever the fuck they thought they was doing.
	Infantile, you mean like they're not running their own life?
	They're not men in their own life?
	Well, they just, you know, need a mama.
	Yes, I was going to say that.
	Yeah, they need their mama because, you know, they don't want to have to fucking work or nothing.
	Yep.
	Oh, I know those.
	You also dated a black guy?
	Well, in my earlier times.
	But all the white guys don't want to work neither.
	I know.
	I was just making a low-hanging fruit joke.
	But no, you know what it is?
	And this is why you and I get along, Roseanne.
	We just met.
	This is why we get along.
	These guys like this, they see women who are capable, right?
	So, you know, I'm not on your level anywhere near there.
	But I had enough.
	Again, I get low ambition men, right?
	They're like, I want to scam someone who makes $150,000 a year.
	You're like, set your sights a little higher.
	But they see that you can do it and then we're so capable, we're so used to, I am, I'm so used to taking care of people and helping and I know my own ability so I'm like, alright, I'll help you.
	So they get immediately attracted to that.
	Again, it's like a child with a mother.
	And then we get sucked into it because for me, I don't know if this is you, but for me, there's a whole, From my early upbringing that makes me think I'm not worthy and I don't deserve.
	I didn't even have words for that.
	I was just like, this is reality.
	Right.
	So you're looking for the one fucker that treats you like shit because that's reality.
	That's reality.
	I never thought it was because of the past.
	Yeah, but it is.
	Yeah.
	And then you think this is all that you're going to get so be happy with it because nobody else is going to love you and at least you got this.
	Right?
	Yeah.
	So whatever they ask for, it seems like nothing in comparison to the fact that you're running a scam and getting them to think that you're lovable.
	No shit!
	That's what it is!
	Because I never thought I was lovable.
	Exactly!
	I knew I wasn't.
	So you're back there.
	Once they got to know me, they'd say, that bitch ain't, there's nothing lovable about that bitch.
	So the whole time that they're conning you, you think you're the one who's conning them.
	Yeah.
	That's why you get that.
	That's right.
	You're like, oh, they're not even going to know how fucked up I am.
	No shit!
	Oh, yeah.
	Yeah.
	What?
	Oh, yeah.
	Like how gross and repulsive I really am.
	Yeah.
	They don't know.
	And I don't know how long I'm going to be able to keep it together.
	So, what do you need?
	Money?
	No problem.
	You know?
	And then you start to kind of, as you heal and you grow, you go, what the fuck?
	I don't deserve this.
	You're a real piece of shit.
	And then this is why I talked about where it's real easy to look at what a piece of shit they are.
	You can't do anything about that.
	You have to look at what did I do.
	What a piece of shit you are to keep bringing that shit into your life.
	But the other real thing is, why do you think you're such a piece of shit that you just deserve this?
	And what am I doing to myself?
	To me it was, I'm just living reality.
	That's how it goes.
	You know, it's like my brother when he was nine, he'd say, Every day he'd come out of school.
	And, you know, he looked real Jew-y.
	He'd come out of class there.
	You don't look like a Jew at all.
	I just want you to know that.
	Oh, but I do.
	When you see my...
	It's the work you've done.
	When you see my real face next to my grandma's...
	That was me trying to give you a compliment.
	Oh, thanks.
	You don't look like a Jew at all, Roseanne!
	When you see me next to my grandma.
	Oof.
	It looks exactly like, despite my plastic surgery, it just all sunk in there anyway.
	The jowls, they may be a little shorter, but they're still there.
	You can't do nothing with it.
	But what was I saying?
	You were talking about your brother Ben looking Jewy.
	Oh yeah, we came home to school every day.
	They'd always beat his ass.
	He was super gay.
	He was a skinny little Jewish boy.
	He was gay?
	Really gay.
	Maybe they beat him because he was gay, not because he was a Jew.
	Well, it was a twofer.
	It was Salt Lake, Utah.
	You gotta pick one, man.
	No, I was twofer.
	So he really got it, and he had his nose broke nine times by the time he was nine.
	Oh, no.
	And he said, I go, how come his one friend would go, let me hold your books while they beat the shit out of you.
	And so I go, how come you don't help him out?
	Well, I wait for him.
	Yeah, and your brother thought that's what he deserved.
	Yeah, so, you know, 4 p.m., get you the shit kick out of you, 5 p.m., get home.
	Do the dishes.
	Yeah.
	I feel sorry that I used to beat his ass with the vacuum hose now.
	Well, that probably didn't help him with his gayness.
	That's probably where it comes from, to be honest.
	I wonder.
	Yeah.
	That's alright.
	My brother got his ass kicked by a bunch of Filipinos.
	Can you imagine that?
	That's embarrassing.
	That is.
	They're little.
	Is your brother tall, too?
	Yeah, but this was when we were kids, man.
	I mean, there was like 20 of them, and there was one Albanian.
	He did pretty good.
	One Albanian versus 20 Filipinos.
	They're mean, dude.
	They are mean.
	Well, they're live.
	Yes.
	Yeah, they can get around, yeah.
	But then my dad went to their school and kicked their ass, so that was good.
	That's cool that your dad was like that, right?
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	My dad tried to do that, but then he'd always fail and embarrass us.
	He said he was going to get out and kick some guy's ass at my sister's school.
	And it was all snowy there in Salt Lake, so he's going to kick somebody's ass that said something to my sister.
	And so he get out of the car to go kick their ass.
	He slides on now.
	He slides on the ice and goes under the car.
	Oh, no!
	And the guy that my sister told, yeah, well, my dad's coming here.
	They were all lined up there.
	Oh, they just laughed.
	Oh, no.
	He never recovered, really.
	Yeah, that's tough.
	He never tried again.
	One time he was going to do the John Wayne thing.
	Did your dad ever do that for you?
	No.
	Rescue you or help you in any way?
	No.
	Sounds like the opposite.
	My dad was kind of like, we're immigrants here, so if you get molested, I'm also going to beat you.
	That's so great.
	That's like one of my jokes.
	Remember back in the day when if you got molested, it was your fault?
	Oh my god.
	Exactly.
	I knew.
	I mean, I did have a pedophile who lived three doors down.
	He was Jewish.
	Sorry.
	But his parents were so nice.
	But then he moved in.
	When his dad died, he moved in with his mom.
	Real sweet, old, nice Jewish lady.
	Within a year of him coming in there, she died.
	Because he was a sociopath.
	Yeah.
	Killed her.
	He probably killed her, I think.
	Yeah.
	And he would come around.
	He was so weird.
	I was like eight years old when he moved in.
	And I started to feel the creep vibes.
	So you know.
	Women know.
	And he'd come around and he'd be like, Leonardo, I'm going to shave my head and then I'm going to look like a rock star.
	Do you think you would like that?
	And I was like, I'm eight years old, buddy.
	Nothing is going to make me like you.
	And you're a Jew.
	So he tried, you know, but luckily I was smarter than him.
	So I outsmarted a Jewish pedophile.
	That's good.
	Very few do.
	So when people try to come at me, I'm like, I come by this anti-Semitism, honestly.
	Well, you know that the entire world is run by pedos.
	Yes.
	It's all fucking pedos in their Ponzi scheme.
	Talk about waking up in a nightmare world.
	Ain't it?
	Nightmare world.
	I mean, I was able to escape because this guy was poor.
	But imagine if he was rich, you know?
	I would have been on Epstein's Island.
	No shit, right?
	Which, you know, to be fair, I feel like getting molested on a tropical island is better than getting molested in the Bronx.
	It is.
	It's way better.
	It's got more pluses.
	Yeah, but you get out of the Bronx.
	You can get out of the Bronx.
	Yeah, you can call for help in the Bronx.
	The preference would be to not get molested at all.
	Right.
	That would be, you know, the normal.
	Which I successfully did.
	I was able to successfully not get molested.
	Congrats.
	For your whole life?
	My whole life, yeah.
	What was the...
	How...
	How old were you before you were molested the first time?
	Well, 25. Okay.
	You made it through your teens.
	I made it through my teens.
	In your childhood.
	In my childhood.
	But what about getting your ass beat?
	I bet you was beat a lot.
	Oh, yeah.
	Can't remember when that first started.
	Did you get beat because you had a big ass mouth?
	No, I was very sweet.
	I was a real sweet girl.
	I was a very sweet girl.
	But I was...
	Not going to take a lot of shit, though.
	That's true.
	But I was very sweet.
	I wasn't like a...
	No, but when you did go off, when you had your time...
	No, you know, what it was was I got...
	It just was like group punishment.
	You know what I mean?
	I don't know if you had this, but if one of the kids does something, all the kids are getting it.
	It's communism.
	It is communism.
	They didn't leave that communist mentality back where they were.
	And that's what makes your kids so damn bitter.
	That is what makes them bitter.
	Yeah, because you're treating me like my loser brother when I was trying to learn something.
	Exactly.
	It's so evil.
	It does make you...
	I mean, I don't know about you, but I had these real...
	Tight bonds with my siblings because we all went through it together, you know?
	Yeah.
	It's like being in a war together.
	Yeah, we do too.
	It's like you get PTSD when you're back together, but if anybody starts shit with any of you, you're like, we're all going to come after you.
	Yeah.
	Kind of thing.
	We are like that too.
	Yeah.
	But, you know, just in America, it's a very different way of thinking.
	But then there's so many ethnic minorities.
	America, which they're kind of all the same in one way or another.
	The ethnic peoples, you know, they all have pretty Western values, but a little bit of, kept a little bit from the old country.
	Yeah.
	Well, it starts to bleed out.
	I mean, you know, you think about it, I'm really second generation, right?
	So I've already...
	I mean, I gravitated towards American values right away because I was like, this is clearly superior.
	Plus, over here, I don't get looked at as a lower-tiered citizen just by being a woman.
	So I'm taking this on.
	And same thing, I can say the same thing with my siblings.
	They're very westernized.
	They don't have any of those things, any of those mentalities.
	That's cool.
	Well, that's what's great about America, right?
	Yeah, but now you have these people coming in who are like, I want to preserve my culture.
	I'm like, your culture is what made your country poor in the first place.
	Well, that's true.
	How about you get with the culture that actually works?
	Yeah, I think they should get with the culture that actually works too.
	But the only part of their culture they should keep is...
	Their wedding thing and their food.
	Yes, yes.
	You know, we like the dancing and the food and the festivity.
	We just don't like the other stuff.
	We don't like the backwards mentality and the child brides and the beating the children and the wife and being poor.
	We don't like that.
	Yeah, like saying that's a virtue to, you know, give everything to your king.
	Yeah, no, no.
	That don't work here.
	Nope, nope.
	We're not.
	And learn what freedom of speech is.
	Because you don't get to come over here and be like, you know, this is the one thing I came up against with the Indian population.
	I was making that joke and then they started to come at me so I went even more.
	I was like, oh, you think that's racist?
	Just wait.
	I have so much more.
	And they were like, I'm all for freedom of speech but this is just racism.
	I was like, racism is the reason freedom of speech exists.
	I don't think you get it.
	The First Amendment protects my right to be a hateful bitch.
	That's right.
	If I can't be a hateful bitch, then I can't be a loving one either.
	Oh, is that right?
	That is so right.
	I love it.
	You're trying to legislate me into being a nice person?
	Talk about a load of bullshit.
	Yeah, that is a load of bullshit.
	And they seem to really aim it at moms, you know, at young mothers.
	Because that's that whole friggin' mind control thing they've got about everything so natural.
	Honest and natural, you know?
	I can't stand that.
	I can't stand that.
	I can't stand when everybody's trying to legislate niceness.
	Yeah.
	I'm like, this is a worse tyrannical system that I thought about, right?
	Like, Kim Jong-un demanding that you be nice to someone.
	You clap for him?
	It's the same thing.
	Yeah.
	Communism is.
	Yeah.
	It's legislating kindness.
	It's just, I didn't realize that.
	And that's what makes people fucking evil.
	Yeah, but it's like they're taking the good instinct in the human to want to react with kindness and then turning that around too on them.
	And trying to demand it at gunpoint.
	That's where we have a problem.
	And that's where you see, getting back to what we were talking about, that Luciferian inversion, right?
	Because they're presenting it as you're being loving and tolerant.
	Tolerant of what, exactly?
	Tolerance in and of itself is not a virtue.
	Right.
	Oh, should I tolerate you raping kids?
	That's what they want.
	Exactly.
	That's the tolerance.
	No, I don't think so.
	They want us to be tolerant of their, you know, because I say not only are they Luciferians, the Marxists, but they're also having grown up in it.
	I was there in the 60s, communes, every fucking thing.
	And the males largely are sexual libertines.
	That's all it is about to them.
	They want to break down sexual boundaries and, you know, just put their wiener wherever they want to put it.
	And the last boundary for that is age.
	And they're trying real hard since, did you know Ruth Bader Ginsburg wanted to lower the age of consent to under 12?
	I did know that.
	That was in the...
	Anti-Semitic lessons I was getting.
	Oh, yeah.
	Because, like, we'll get to that maybe, or next time, but...
	Yeah, because that one's a real deep one.
	No, but that was...
	I mean, you see all this stuff.
	I mean, you know...
	The Margaret Sanger Club.
	Margaret Sanger Club.
	That's what I call it, yeah.
	But there's also, you know, this whole thing with the LGBT ideology.
	People don't know, but that whole thing was just about getting...
	The right to have sex with children.
	No, the guy who wrote it was a pedophile.
	We've been saying this for years.
	What's his name?
	We have it on.
	He wrote a defense of pedophilia.
	Yeah, it's disgusting.
	But people don't know that.
	People don't know that.
	And then they're looking at where we're at now, and I'm acting surprised.
	I'm like, that's because you don't know history.
	But that's actually where the ideology was always going.
	They're just not going to start you at 100. Yeah, because it's been coming for so long.
	I mean, I saw it coming for so, so long.
	I was going to say, because back in the day, I saw the first, my friends were almost, she was almost a tenured professor at Boston University, and she was teaching women's history to women only.
	And so the trans movement had to get her fired and destroyed.
	Her entire life of writing 26 books as a transphobe.
	Which is just being a normal human, by the way.
	Well, it's being pro-woman's rights.
	So I saw that happen to her.
	And then it happened on every Jesuit campus that every woman who was teaching anything about women's history was canned.
	And they brought in a...
	A leftist to teach about Arab history instead, which is all bullshit that, what's his name, made up a royal Egyptian.
	What's his name?
	Arafat, a royal Egyptian made that shit up.
	And it's just one fucking scam after the other.
	Getting the hoes into the public's money.
	And nothing else.
	Nothing else.
	That whole thing, what's going on where you're talking about where they push these trans, quote-unquote, women into the women's sphere, to me what I noticed is...
	That started on university campuses, on Jesuit university campuses, and the intent is to, you know, dismantle the rights of women and erase her, because it's about trans...
	Trans whatever that is.
	Transhumanism is male motherhood.
	It's like these friggin' pedos.
	These friggin' pedos.
	I mean, they are.
	They're pedo.
	Yeah, because it's not like they don't become trans and then just want to deal with other trans.
	No, they want to deal with children.
	And then they want to transition your children.
	It's enough to make you get into a crusade warrior.
	That's how I feel too.
	You're blazing down with a cross on fire and a lighted sword and being like, we're just slicing throats now.
	Except for they're in on it too, so we need new symbols.
	We need no old symbols because they're all in on it.
	Or it wouldn't be going on like this.
	Yes and no, but I mean, there are, like, you know, Christianity, the real Christianity, not post-Vatican II Catholicism, which is completely inverted.
	But, you know, you go to the Orthodox Church, and they're still saying the same thing.
	I mean, they have to talk about it underground.
	Yeah.
	Like, these priests will record these talks.
	Well, they don't got the right hookup, which I'm all about getting the right hookup, because it's the same thing.
	The evil people have to be removed.
	Cut to the chase.
	Evil people of all kinds, they gotta be removed out of power.
	Cut to the chase.
	We don't even need to say any of that other shit that divides people.
	They're evil people in power and they gotta go.
	And God wants them gone.
	I believe that.
	I believe that.
	But I do think people who are in touch with truth and God and whatever can see it.
	And when you get disconnected...
	That's when they can start lying to you, and you can start believing these things.
	And then when you get grounded back in the truth, it's like clarity.
	And you realize, no, there is an objective truth.
	But then we would have to disagree, would we not?
	I don't think we do, because I'm a Jew.
	No, I don't think so.
	So I don't see Christianity as being something that disagrees with Judaism.
	Well, they do disagree in terms of their doctrine on Christ, right?
	Yeah, but...
	But in terms of morality?
	That doesn't bother me, because I think that's very Jewish, because he was very Jewish.
	So to me, it's like, oh, it's a bigger view.
	Yeah.
	And he taught Judaism, so, you know.
	He taught true Judaism.
	Yeah, he did.
	Not what you have now, where it's like...
	No, he didn't teach European Judaism.
	Right.
	Okay.
	He taught the Judaism of the indigenous land there because the whole Torah and the whole calendar is about that particular land.
	And, you know, people don't want to see it.
	But anyway, that is what it's about.
	And that's also about all tribal rights versus this corporatocracy that thinks it can steal the oil right out from under indigenous people's feet.
	It's all that shit.
	And God isn't going to allow that either.
	Yeah, well, so I... I don't even know where I was going off.
	I wanted to ask you something.
	Well, you were talking about...
	I mean, I'll help.
	I think you were...
	Well, maybe I'm wrong.
	I think you were talking about infiltration of every group.
	Every organization has been infiltrated by evil.
	Oh, yeah.
	And that we can't just say these people do this or these people do this because it's good and bad in each group.
	No, I say it's like all the good has to get with all the good.
	Yeah, there it is.
	And stop what they have us doing is the good.
	Feel like they have to protect the bad amongst them.
	That's correct.
	But that's how they go down.
	That's the identity politics crap.
	That is it.
	If you bring me and you're like, remember we said about Liam Neeson's taken.
	You're like, oh, but they're Albanian.
	I'm like, I don't give a fuck.
	Hang them.
	They're doing what?
	To whose kids?
	Yeah.
	I'm not like, well, they're not Albanian kids, so I don't care.
	Fuck that!
	And that's how we felt.
	I'll tell you what, we watched Taken, because we didn't know that that was happening, because it's not prominent, you know, and we came here.
	When we saw that, my brother saw that, my dad saw that, they were like, they're disgusting.
	These people are not human.
	No, they're not.
	And there was no sense, and we felt shame.
	That people in our community are doing that because you have no contact with any Albanians, right?
	So you meet one and he turns out to be a human trafficker.
	What do you think about all Albanians?
	Yeah, well, you're not supposed to do that.
	You're not supposed to do that, but it doesn't matter.
	It becomes reflex.
	But nothing should become reflex.
	It becomes that way, especially like, let's say you're a bunch of French people and the only people that are coming in and stealing your children.
	But they're not.
	There's obviously other cultures.
	But let's say they are.
	I'm going to use my culture so nobody can call me, you know, whatever.
	They'll call you a self-hater.
	Yeah, whatever.
	It doesn't matter.
	Whatever the fuck.
	But if they do that, and that's the only thing the French people have contact with.
	I cannot blame them for being like, get all the fucking Albanians out of here.
	I wouldn't give a shit.
	That's my fucking kid that you're fucking with.
	Yeah, exactly.
	You know what I mean?
	But, you know, if they have contact, and the only Albanians they have a contact with are running the Italian pizza shops, which is what they do, and they're really nice to you, you're going to be like...
	And that's been my experience with most people.
	Most people go, oh, you're Albanian?
	Oh my God, you guys are crazy, but you're so nice and you're loyal and all this stuff because that's the majority of them.
	So that's the truth.
	I think what you're saying is this is actually true in every group.
	The issue is when people start defending people just because they're part of their group.
	Yeah, like they think like, oh, well, like they go, I mean, they never do it to me.
	The Jews never defend me.
	Well, because you've spoken out.
	The only Jew they defend is George Soros.
	It's true.
	It is true.
	Which is insane.
	I know.
	Which is insane because guess what?
	You're going to go down with George Soros.
	Well, I'm not going down with his fucking ass.
	Hell no, I'm not.
	He's not even a Jew.
	Everything I do is to take him and his sort down.
	Yeah.
	But I know, you know, he's nothing like me.
	He's got nothing to do with me.
	Well, he doesn't care.
	I mean, this is something that I don't...
	He doesn't care at all.
	There is, and I think there is...
	His power is satanic because it's like this.
	His number one thing is, I'm going to kill everybody like me.
	His number one thing, he wants to get rid of Israel, the Jews in Israel.
	He doesn't even see the Jews in Israel, which is 66%.
	From Arab countries.
	Yes.
	He only sees the ones from...
	European countries.
	Yeah, European countries, because like him, because they hold a lot of power, and that's a whole other story.
	But he gets a fucking medal of honor from fucking Joe Biden, who's paying the UN to kill Jews.
	It's so fucking evil.
	Where?
	Pay for slay.
	In Israel.
	To kill the native Jews in Israel?
	Is that what you're talking about?
	To kill the people, any Jew.
	Anywhere on earth they get paid.
	I haven't heard about this.
	Pay for slay?
	Pay for slay.
	What is it called?
	Pay for slave.
	If you kill Jews, you get money for slave.
	It's the UN. It's the UN program.
	They give your family money.
	Suicide bomber.
	It's more evil than anything you've ever heard.
	This is the first time I'm hearing about it.
	Suicide bombers, just so you know, Leonardo, when they blow up, they're not like single guys.
	A lot of them have families because when you kill Jews, the Palestinian Authority are lost.
	They get a stipend for the rest of their life.
	It's like getting them in a good college.
	Right.
	They get handsomely rewarded.
	I see a distinction between the...
	Jews of Palestine, Israel, whatever you want to call it.
	I call them Palestine because that's what they were before they named it Israel.
	Well, it depends on how far back you are.
	Well, that's what the Occupier called it.
	Oh, Britain.
	Are you talking about Great Britain?
	Well, the Ottomans named it.
	Oh, the Ottomans.
	Okay, yeah.
	So, that versus these Eastern European Jews like the Rothschilds who built up this state so they can escape there when they get...
	You know, all this shit gets taken out here.
	I don't know what they're doing.
	To me, they're killing anybody Native.
	They don't really care.
	They're killing the Jews, the Muslims, and the Christian Natives.
	That's what I said because they're the definition of corporate law.
	City of London, Vatican Banks, Bank of International Settlements, and I say all leads to CERN. All their shit.
	You know, it's all Swiss.
	And like a great timepiece, it's unfolded over a long, long period of time.
	It's just like, I guess, the Bank of International Settlements, I'm sure, owns BlackRock and all those things.
	Yeah, I don't know.
	But I do know that, I mean, I think BlackRock, Vanguard, these things are evil and they have huge investments from...
	What I understand of Rothschild and...
	It's all Swiss...
	The Rothschild banks already got taken down, I think.
	I don't know, man.
	I want to believe it, but I don't.
	It's mafia.
	It's territory war.
	Israel, that land, whatever you want to call it.
	That's been a territory war for 2,500 years now.
	There's always been...
	Longer than that.
	I mean, if you read history, it goes back and forth between Arabs and Jews and Christians and the Crusade Wars.
	This has all been...
	Yeah.
	Thousands of years from there.
	My knowledge of it is starting in the 1900s.
	That's the mistake.
	That's why, I mean, I'm not going to tell you, just let me say this real quick.
	A lot of people only go, that's why I said it depends how far back you go.
	If you just go to the UN in the 40s, it's very easy in that limited scope to see it.
	But you really have to go back 2,500, 3,000 years to really understand that this has been a war for a land grab.
	And right now, the Islam, state of Islam, is in Jerusalem.
	Their holiest site on the old Jerusalem temple that blew up.
	That's why Jews are at a wall.
	That's actually a Muslim temple.
	A mosque.
	Right, right.
	Yeah, I know.
	The black cube.
	And if you go in there as a Jew...
	No, that's in Mecca.
	Oh, that's Mecca.
	Okay.
	You can't really, as a Jew in Israel, right now, to this day, you cannot go pray at the Jewish holy site because you need an armed guard because the Muslims will kill you.
	That's right now.
	Well, because all the Jews...
	A lot of people don't know that.
	All the Jews, you know, there's a...
	A lot of Jews are commies.
	That's the problem.
	But those are American Jews.
	Like the commies.
	Yes, they are.
	The commies.
	I hate commies.
	The commies are the DEI. Yeah.
	The ones that just tried, what's his name on the subway?
	Jordan Penny.
	Yeah, she's a Jew.
	She was on there being like, I became a prosecutor because my grandfather died in the Holocaust and so I'm going to end white supremacy.
	And I'm like, there's three different things in here that don't have any connection to each other.
	No.
	Those are American Jews and I hate, everyone hates American Jews, right?
	Well, not if she's a survivor of the Holocaust.
	She's not.
	From her family.
	No, she's an American prosecutor.
	She's trying to take Daniel Penney.
	She's got a total Jew face.
	She's in her 50s.
	She's married to a lesbian Peruvian.
	There you go.
	The lesbian witch cartel.
	I'm telling you.
	That's who runs everything.
	A lot of our Jews.
	A lot of the lesbian witches are Jews.
	It's between 99 and 100%.
	That's why a lot of people don't like Jews.
	I tell her this all the time.
	She's like, why do people not like Jews?
	I'm like, Soros, this prosecutor.
	The porn industry, all the stuff you're naming, because I follow it online, those are American Jews.
	Those are a little different than Israel.
	They're American Jews.
	I wish they just changed their name.
	Yeah, but they're communists.
	No, but why can't they just change their name?
	They only keep their name to embarrass the fucking rest of us.
	That's right.
	They're not even Jewish.
	Well, this is...
	We can't go...
	I'm so...
	I do that in my act.
	I go, I'd like to apologize to the Gentile nations.
	I love it.
	It's my favorite show.
	For all the...
	But this is my theory about why.
	Why?
	This is my theory.
	I believe that they are this elite group of satanic pedophile psychopaths.
	Yeah, they are.
	Who know that what they're doing is they're using...
	Because the Jews have traditionally...
	As I'm, you know, thrown out of multiple countries and they've created this very strong bond amongst themselves.
	I know why though.
	Well, we'll get into it.
	It's exactly what we're talking about right now.
	Because in every Jewish community, everywhere, there was also, I said this on the last podcast, there was always a small percentage that was trafficking in sin.
	And so...
	When they were confronted by the people they preyed on, which was their neighbors, instead of kicking them out, the whole community went around them.
	That's why they got kicked out.
	That's what I was going to say.
	That's what I was going to say.
	And that's why I think you...
	Harboring a fucking predator.
	And believing, like the way the ADL started, which you know, right?
	Believing that just because you're accusing somebody who's in your community...
	That the accusation must be because they're Jewish and not because of what they did.
	That's right.
	And then being afraid that now that means it's coming for all the Jews.
	That's right.
	And the only way we're going to stop it is if we protect this person instead of realizing, do you want that person in your community?
	No, don't take them.
	Come and take them.
	So that's the experience.
	My experience has been with...
	That's communism.
	Yes, it's correct.
	So my experience has been with more Jewish people like you, who, I mean, I have a couple of, you know, I was just hanging out with a Jewish comedian the other day, and he's like, I came off stage, and I was like, you know, see my jokes?
	He goes, I know who you are.
	Because I was like, I just want to be clear.
	I make a lot of Jew jokes.
	And he was like, I don't care.
	I agree.
	All of this shit that's happening is wrong.
	We don't want these people in our community.
	So to me, like you were saying, if you're a good person and you have a code of morality and you're not willing, you want these people out of power as much as I do?
	Yeah, we have to work together.
	You know what I mean?
	Anyway, I'm not good at...
	Don't rush to the fore just because you're a big fat black woman.
	Don't rush to the mic.
	If you're a big fat black woman, you're not rushing anywhere.
	But, I mean, don't rush to the mic in defense of a black minister pedophile rapist.
	Please don't do that.
	Just take a break.
	Take a break.
	Take a step back.
	Let the facts emerge.
	I just came up with a theory.
	That's what identity politics is.
	It's my condition.
	Indemnity politics.
	Well, it's like protecting an abuser and a family.
	Yeah, it is.
	They do this.
	This is part of your culture.
	This is your identity.
	If you let them come and take them, they're going to come for all of you.
	So now you're protecting a fucking pedo.
	So they're manipulating.
	This is what I believe.
	That's right.
	I believe they're manipulating their own communities.
	I mean, they do.
	That's what I say.
	They've got the boule.
	The black people got the boule.
	Yep.
	Which is Oprah, Jay-Z, Beyonce.
	Chappelle was visited.
	You know, allegedly the moral spokespeople.
	Everyone knows who they are.
	It's a mafia.
	Everything's run by a mafia.
	Is there an Albanian mafia?
	Yeah, but we only do regular crime.
	We just do regular crime.
	Like what?
	Like, do you need somebody beat up?
	Oh, good.
	Do you need us to steal, like, a business's money?
	We're not good at Ponzi schemes.
	We're good at a lot of violence.
	We are because we come from that.
	It was Balkan Wars.
	I mean, we're just warriors because of that.
	Christ, I remember reading about some woman over there who had twins, and her neighbor comes over in the war, slices off one of her twins' heads, kills the baby, And then there's peace in the world and they forgive each other.
	What the fuck kind of people is that?
	I don't think that was my people.
	I know that wasn't mine either.
	We're for blood.
	That might have been the Serbians.
	That might have been the fucking Serbs.
	We can all agree they're terrible, right?
	My mom would be real proud of me if I'm like Serbs.
	She hated Serbs?
	No, well, I mean, they have a long...
	In that region where the Serbian government tries to genocide the populations around, specifically Albanian, Croatian, Bosnians.
	I mean, that's why we were lucky that Clinton was in a sex scandal and needed a war during that time.
	That is what happened.
	That is what happened.
	But, you know, we kind of benefited because they were committing an ethnic genocide.
	They went into Kosovo, which is a 95 to 98 percent.
	Ethnic Albanian territory.
	It's been Albanian for thousands of years.
	Thousands of years, yes.
	And they were genociding people because they wanted the land and they invent these bullshit stories.
	It's always the UK inventing the bullshit story.
	Did you notice that?
	Well, these guys are backed up by Russia, unfortunately.
	Oh, okay.
	Russia's just as bad.
	Yeah.
	So that's what they were doing and if it hadn't been...
	For America coming in, they would have been genocide.
	People still don't know where some of their kids are from that time because they were taken to prison.
	It's horrible.
	It's horrible.
	And it's not just us.
	If it would be one thing, only Albanians hated Serbs.
	But you go to that part of the world and the Bosnians hate them.
	Because they want that land and they're not from there.
	They came down from the Russian region and started mixing with native populations.
	And now they invent these whole histories that are totally fraudulent.
	And I'm like, Albanian is actually one of the oldest languages on the Indo-European branch.
	That means we have been there.
	Before anybody else was there.
	So it's BS. We know all about that.
	Yeah, we know a lot of that history.
	It's like all that history there in that part of the world.
	It's all a land grab.
	It's all mafia territory.
	It's a lot to go through.
	Yeah.
	Well, it's Russia wanting sea access.
	Yeah.
	They want sea access.
	It's territory.
	It's all it is.
	It's always the same thing.
	Ports.
	Ports and resources.
	There's nothing else.
	Yeah.
	People's fucking religions.
	And children's buttholes.
	Well, that's the new resource.
	No, Jake, what did I say?
	I go, this whole world is run on boy ass.
	The whole fucking thing is boy ass.
	You know?
	Talk about...
	They don't even like girl ass.
	That's what I was going to say.
	What happened to...
	That was my one value as a woman has been taken away from me.
	Yeah.
	They don't care about that.
	I don't have any power.
	The bonus hole.
	No power with these gays.
	Did you hear about the bonus hole?
	That's what they call the vagina.
	They call the vagina the bonus hole?
	Yeah, on the insurance documents where you go to get your vagina turned into a cocaine penis by taking all the skin off your arm and putting it on there.
	I've seen that.
	It's just disgusting.
	But that's the party line of compassion, by the way.
	That's self-mutilation, yeah.
	That's compassion.
	Genital mutilation is what they're doing.
	I always think like, okay, they are trying to get us to genital mutilation.
	I get it.
	It's all the caliphate in disguise, little tiny steps towards that, where they're going to make me wear a fucking garbage bag over my head.
	Oh, yeah.
	I get so mad when I see that.
	I'm like, if you want, you have a whole country where you're allowed to do that.
	I feel like the West.
	Hundreds of countries.
	The whole West should make it illegal.
	Yeah.
	That's how I feel.
	It's illegal for me to go in their country without one.
	Right.
	So, same rules.
	We're way too tolerant over here.
	Way too tolerant.
	And what I mean is we're too tolerant of evil bullshit.
	That's right.
	No, these are our values.
	And yes, we value our values.
	We think...
	Our values are superior.
	That's why we live by them.
	That's right.
	You think your values are superior, so you live by them.
	Yeah.
	No problem.
	Yeah, exactly.
	But then we also have to stop going into their countries and bombing them.
	Yeah, well, somebody said, you want the shorthand of it?
	It goes like this.
	The American government did it, and then they tried to cover it up.
	Yeah.
	That's good.
	Yeah.
	That's the answer to everything.
	I mean, when they're going to hire these private contractors, I mean, you're from New York, yeah?
	Yeah.
	You've been on the street of New York in New York.
	Yep, there's always construction.
	You know what people mean by private contractors, right?
	Oh, yeah.
	Right?
	Yep, yep.
	It's just like, you know, just crime.
	The government is crime, you know?
	Yeah, it's organized crime.
	It's organized crime.
	The last thing it wants is to serve any people or public.
	Yeah, well, they're operating like a mafia now.
	They are, absolutely.
	Like I said, the biggest sin writing in a sitcom back in my day was write anything funny.
	They did not like that.
	They don't like funny.
	They don't.
	I know.
	Fucking Stalinists hate funny.
	They try to co-op it and make it be all, you know, butt juice and wiener jokes.
	Ugh.
	That's why I loved your shit, because it's like, man, you're going deep.
	You're deep, deep, deep.
	That's brave.
	And you know you're brave.
	So it's cool.
	That's a new thing.
	It's a new thing for...
	It's important, too.
	It's the most important thing.
	Yeah, it's very important.
	Can you give me some offensive jokes before we leave?
	Yeah, but what do you want to do first?
	Do you want to write something and be in it?
	Or you're just happy doing what you're doing?
	Or you're going back on the pole?
	Or what?
	You know, everybody starts life where they ended it, Roseanne.
	On the pole.
	You know, my goal is to be an independent, successful creator.
	Beginning to end.
	Because I don't want to ever have to compromise on anything.
	I might be wrong about stuff.
	I'm open to that.
	But I'm not open to lying.
	So if I know something and I can't talk about it, that's a problem.
	I don't ever want to be in a room with a bunch of execs who are like, you can't really make these jokes anymore.
	Or we're taking your firstborn.
	And I'm like, that's not going to work for me.
	I did have a dream when I was younger to actually write a sitcom.
	I did write one and filmed it and everything.
	It was a lot of fun.
	And again, it was funny, so it never got picked up.
	So it wouldn't get picked up then?
	Yeah, it didn't get picked up.
	All racy, fun jokes.
	Oh no, they hate me.
	That can't be.
	Actually funny, you know what I mean?
	Oh yeah, it can't be.
	They'll just put it in the corner and then pick off its bones over the next 10 years, steal every joke in it, every good line.
	But anyway, continue.
	So, yeah, I mean, I'd love to get on a Mel Gibson set and just do some Passion of the Christ stuff with him.
	That would be fun.
	That would be fun.
	I just saw him on Joe Rogan.
	Yeah, he was, I mean, he's one of us, you know.
	He sees the conspiracy side of the government and he talks about it.
	Yeah.
	They definitely, probably.
	Pumped him full of meds, too, if they could.
	He's seen it all.
	I know that.
	You know?
	You don't see it all talk about it and survive.
	Really.
	You know?
	I remember my lunch with old Mel.
	Me, too.
	I love him.
	He's always been nice to me and a good person to me.
	He seems like he's motivated by...
	These sort of noble qualities that we admire.
	Well, he's autistic like we all are.
	Oh, well, that's...
	I mean, we're all kind of like fucking autistic.
	I say retarded, but that's fine.
	Oh, retarded.
	The retard spectrum.
	Yeah.
	But, well, we're like a dog with a bone.
	We just are trying to shake it loose, you know?
	Yeah, try to get to...
	I'm just trying to get...
	My thing is like, yeah, I want to do stand-up.
	I want to...
	If I make something that I don't have to compromise myself on, cool, we'll do that.
	But I just want to be able to depend on myself.
	And have my own audience.
	I don't really care too much about...
	I used to care so much about fame and money and all this stuff.
	And then I think you just get to a point where you go, none of that is really real.
	No, it ain't real.
	Everybody who's kissing your ass when you're famous, they're just doing it because they think everybody else is kissing your ass.
	And they're like, oh, can I get something from you?
	Can I get something from you?
	Can I get something from you?
	And it's so disgusting.
	Then you realize you stop being a human being to other people.
	And you're just a cash cow.
	Yeah.
	And also then, you know, you don't get any kind of real feedback.
	Like, if you go on stage and everybody's laughing because they love you, you're like, I can't tell if this is funny now.
	Yeah, you get no feedback.
	No good.
	You don't want that.
	You know what I mean?
	No, because you want honest.
	Because, honestly, I get real mad at my fiancé because he'll be like, you know, you've got to listen to your sets.
	And I'm like, what does that mean?
	He's like, you've got to tighten it up.
	I'm like, everybody loves me.
	He's like, I love you because I'm telling you the truth.
	And he's right.
	I know he's right.
	I'm just being a woman.
	Just listen to yourself.
	Cut him out.
	I see what you're doing.
	You're trying to make him be the straw man.
	Listen to your own shit.
	Yeah.
	Because that'll blow your mind worse than anybody can tell you.
	Any truth, because hearing yourself is the truth.
	That's why I didn't want to watch myself today, because I did this video, and I'm like, I cannot watch myself acting like an idiot.
	It's so hard.
	Did you watch it ever?
	I did watch it.
	Was it hard?
	I thought it was great.
	She's in a rap video with Tom McDonald.
	Do you know who that is?
	You're not supposed to tell anyone that.
	It comes out Friday.
	This will air next week.
	It's already out.
	It's already out right now.
	I'm so scared.
	She did a rap.
	She twerks in it.
	I did twerk, but you know, I have no ass cheeks at all.
	Right.
	So it was something other than twerk it.
	Yeah.
	It doesn't come with...
	It doesn't...
	It's not exactly what you could call twerking.
	Okay.
	Since it's just like somebody's back with a slight crack up it at the bottom.
	It's quick cuts.
	Were you in a thong?
	No.
	Well, then.
	Fortunately, I kept my outfit on.
	They're big black pants.
	And...
	I just wanted to act like a fool and it was fun.
	Oh, that's good.
	Because comedy is just the greatest fucking thing.
	It is.
	At the end of the day, I mean, we can get so serious about it, but at the end of the day, we're being, we're clowns.
	We are clowns, exactly.
	We're clowns.
	We're trying to make you laugh.
	Sometimes we're trying to make you laugh by deprogramming you.
	Yeah.
	And sometimes we're just being idiots.
	Yeah.
	Or trying to fuck with you because you're an idiot.
	Right.
	Or trying to fuck with you because you're an idiot and that's fun.
	It is fun.
	Well, tell Jake a couple of your worst.
	Just your most offensive jokes.
	I mean, I love you.
	I follow you, so I know.
	What's my most?
	Not everyone that listens in this show.
	Well, your Jew joke was offensive.
	My Jew joke's pretty offensive.
	Which one?
	Should I do that one?
	Do all of them, yeah.
	I can see my mom watching this.
	Oh, yeah.
	I said, do you think 9-11 was an inside job, or do you think it was the Jews?
	Yeah.
	And then I said, I recently found out that...
	The Jews have been kicked out of 109 countries.
	That's a lot.
	You know, you gotta start wondering why.
	Is it really just because they're mildly annoying and kind of cheap?
	That's like a woman telling you every single one of her ex-boyfriends beat her.
	At a certain point, you gotta wonder, maybe she was a Jew.
	I know this joke.
	My favorite.
	Brilliant.
	That's probably my most, what people would consider my most offensive joke.
	Really?
	I don't even consider that one of your most offensive.
	The fat women and black guys that I saw.
	Oh, that's a good one too.
	I thought that was more offensive.
	Fat white women with black boyfriends.
	We didn't really have a choice.
	Oh yeah, where I say where a fat white woman will get with a black dude and she's like, see, I'm not racist.
	And I'm like...
	Come on, Cheryl.
	It's not like you had a choice.
	And then I say, it's like a black dude being like, I don't even like them skinny white girls.
	And I'm like, come on, Daryl.
	It's not like you had a choice either.
	It's true.
	I had a lot of people being like, this is so racist.
	I'm like, which way?
	It's racist all around.
	They don't even know what racist means.
	No, they don't.
	They keep shifting the meaning.
	I'm like, if you say, oh, I hate a group based on their attributes, you're wrong.
	If you're saying, do I notice differences in patterns?
	You're right.
	That's right.
	Yeah, I do do that.
	Like, we say that, like, you know, but they miss a lot.
	I think that people miss a lot about the Jews when they're focusing on these things everybody knows about.
	They're missing out on a lot of levels.
	Oh, when they're just focusing on undermining currencies?
	Yeah, undermining currencies and like, you know, insider trading and, you know...
	Child human trafficking and blackmailing officials.
	Epstein Island and stuff.
	All that stuff.
	HSBC Bank and all that.
	What you're missing is the latkes.
	That's what you're missing.
	No, you're missing that.
	There's more than one kind of a Jew.
	That is true.
	That's the thing.
	Like, they're just trying to sell me out to cover their ass because I'm their collateral damage, which I realized this a long time ago because my dad's told me that.
	My dad said, oh, they're just trying to get the Jews in one place to drop one bomb.
	Oh, wow.
	Well, they actually have a policy, I think it's called the Hannibal Directive.
	Yeah, they do.
	Where they sacrifice their own Kind for the agenda of the bigger, let's say, Zionist state agenda.
	What's that?
	What does that?
	The Hannibal option is when they're willing to kill their own Jews or even they kill them themselves and then blame it on whatever foreign entity they want to go to war with or they want to blame.
	So they don't care.
	They'll let some of their own guy.
	Well, that sounds a lot like those Satan worshiper types.
	Yeah, I mean, it's human sacrifice.
	Yeah, it is human sacrifice.
	The same way they're like, you know, they'll push this abortion stuff.
	They don't care if some Jewish women get an abortion.
	That's fine.
	As long as we can get the people that we want to get an abortion getting an abortion.
	No shit.
	We'll have to sacrifice some of our own.
	Big deal.
	They're stupid enough to do it.
	Big deal.
	This is our goal.
	That's exactly right.
	It's so shameful and horrible that they wouldn't even be awake to any of that.
	Yeah.
	What makes you awake to that is...
	What makes you a comic, right?
	Yeah.
	Did you always see it?
	I always was a conspiracy theorist, distrustful of authority, distrustful of the government.
	They got me for a short period of time because the people that were anti-government used to be the liberals.
	We were the ones.
	They were the ones who were checking their power, right?
	Because at that point you had, you know, the Reagan neocons going to war, pushing the war, right?
	So the libs were awake.
	They were anti it.
	They were calling out the 9-11 inside job stuff.
	They were calling out the big banks.
	But they got us because they put Obama smooth talking black man that everybody's like, oh, he's cool.
	They got him in and they got everybody corralled under this, wait, don't look at the big bank failure and us taking out your house.
	Look over here.
	Cops are killing black criminals.
	Wait, they're innocent.
	They're young little black boys.
	Everybody get into identity politics.
	That's how they got us.
	Yeah.
	But because we used to be, that used to be the...
	We're not taking any shit, the party of the people that got a lot of us that way.
	That's why we lost so many good people that way.
	And so I'm cautious.
	I'm a fan of Trump a lot, but I'm not getting swept up in any hysteria.
	If he starts any of his antics or any of his shit, I'm out of that too.
	That's how I feel too.
	This isn't no cult following where you get to do whatever you want and we're just going to be like, America's back.
	Are you pulling that same shit where you're trying to corral us now from this side?
	Absolutely not.
	We're out.
	That's right, because we are awake.
	We're going to stay that way.
	I loved having you here.
	Oh, thanks for having me.
	This was so fun.
	Oh my god, you have to come back.
	I have to tell you all the other shit.
	I would love to.
	I would love to.
	I'm here now, so I'll be here.
	Well, we're going back to Texas.
	I'm going to come here even when you're not here.
	That's fine.
	Yeah, you're welcome.
	I'm going to help myself to your house.
	Absolutely.
	We love it.
	I'm going to film TikTok videos from inside your house for the next five days.
	Maybe somebody can suggest how I can fix some shit.
	Yeah, fix it while you're here, actually.
	You know how to fix anything?
	No, but I'll pretend that I do.
	All right.
	Well, we loved having you.

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