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We are so F*cking Punk Rock! with Drea de Matteo | The Roseanne Barr Podcast #83

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	Greetings, viewers!
	And you know who you are, as well as people around you who are not people and who are doppelgangers, what have you, earthlings, what have you, artificial intelligences, what have you, trolls, robotics, reptilians, Ananakis, whatever the fuck you've got.
	I'm glad to see you here.
	We're going to have fun today, and it's 2025. In the year 25, I've waited a long time to sing this.
	In the year 25, 25, if a man is still alive, if a woman can survive, they may find Drea DeMoteo!
	Hi!
	Yeah, that's a really good intro.
	This is the year 2525 to have you here.
	Yeah, I don't know if this woman is going to survive.
	I'm a birthing machine.
	I know my place.
	Just a birthing machine.
	Welcome to the Roseanne Barr Podcast.
	Are you ever...
	Hello!
	I'm so happy to be here.
	I love you.
	I'm so happy you're here.
	I love you too.
	This is a long time that we tried to be here.
	I'm happy to be here.
	I love everything you do.
	I watch it all and go...
	I wanted to ask you, like, are you ever surprised and sit back and go, it's a wonder I survived?
	Do you ever have that feeling?
	I can't believe I survived.
	This week and that I'm even here in these fucking fires.
	I mean, God bless everybody that's going through hell right now, but we're still on alert here.
	I know.
	And I can't even believe we booked over here.
	There were three masked men on Mulholland just now trying to set the mountain on fire again.
	So, yes, I can't believe I'm here.
	What the fuck are they doing to our Californian?
	Aren't they just trying to burn it down to get all the money they can out of it and then build those Sino factory homes that are like 3 point...
	The 15 minute city?
	Yeah.
	You mean like Gavin Newsom's LA 2.0?
	Yeah.
	What does that even fucking mean?
	That's what it means, the 15-minute city.
	Why would he say that?
	His speech.
	He's not even a person.
	Start with the fucking speech.
	What about the AI where he's going like this, and then we will go, which is exactly what Kamala did and Obama did too, with the heads, and then we will consolidate and then we will remunerate and then...
	It's like fucking a robot.
	They're not even fucking Italians and they're fucking doing things like they're the fucking mafia.
	Come on!
	I mean, it's a lot of nerves.
	His family is...
	Listen, the Tommy Delessandro in Baltimore, that's the Pelosi family and he's her nephew.
	And if we're going to get down into the deep, nitty-gritty of it...
	Do you think they'd ever do a show like, not the Sopranos, but the Pelosi's?
	The real Italians that are behind everything.
	The real mafia.
	I mean, if we really want to go deep and not have your show canceled, maybe we should just talk about the Orsini family.
	I won't do that.
	I'm not even going to go there.
	I don't know enough anyway.
	It's another rabbit hole.
	No, it is a rabbit hole.
	And what about the, what's their name?
	It starts with a P. The something family that was...
	Huh?
	The Borgias and the Abandonachis.
	Yeah, some of them.
	But these here came over after the domain, the French guy came over and they changed their name and went to Louisiana and it isn't...
	Oh, they built the railroads?
	They still own most of America.
	Carnegie?
	No, it starts with a P. Anyway, I'll look it up.
	I'll look it up.
	Hello, they're French royalty.
	I mean, the Europeans, and I mean, I know they always talk about the Rockefellers and the Rothschilds, but I definitely think that behind those two familiar names and faces, there is a deep-set Italian cabal that hailed from the Roman Empire.
	Of course it's Rome.
	It's Pax Romana.
	I've loved to read about that my whole life, but what about these cowards that can never bring their self to say that?
	But they're more than happy to go around blaming all the little guys.
	I mean, they're going to blame that...
	I mean, I don't know anything about all these fire chiefs and all of this sort of stuff, but I almost felt bad for the fire chief this week with the whole...
	I mean, the lady's kind of trying to tell the truth about some stuff here, and now she's going to be the fall guy?
	I think Karen Bass is going to be the next fall guy, even though she's...
	What she is.
	I mean, not we all.
	I'm sure your audience knows already the deep insanity over Karen Bass and her numerous trips.
	Forget about Ghana, but her trips to Cuba and all of that sort of stuff.
	But they're just all going to take the fall for Gavin Newsom.
	He's so protected.
	He is so protected.
	And it's so unfair.
	But I guess a lot of people who lost their homes just now...
	They put him in office.
	And this is a really...
	In July, I was told to get out of California.
	They told me that by July 14th, something was going to pop off off of the coast of San Diego.
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	Then they told me I was fine and I was safe.
	I thought I'd have to fly back to New York, to LA, because I was in New York.
	Who's they?
	Them?
	Just them.
	Okay.
	The people.
	You know, the people.
	Yeah.
	And it was a combination of different intel, for real.
	It was, you know, there's a lot of people from different places.
	That's how I go, too.
	I get a lot of people.
	I'm sure.
	But then when it matches, okay, I move.
	But still, I was in denial.
	They told me that I was fine, but that I had to be out by January 1st.
	Without a doubt, January 1st.
	But my family's here, my life is here.
	I just saved my home out of a foreclosure after the first fucking PSYOP situation.
	You know, I can't, my home is so special to me.
	I've lost every family member, but there was nothing like losing.
	Your place, your sanctuary, your home.
	That was a very...
	It's not to say that I was okay losing human life, but to be in the midst...
	I mean, I was losing one of my moms.
	I had two moms.
	I was losing one of my moms while I was in foreclosure in my house.
	And then my real mom died right after.
	So the house was everything to me.
	so losing it into a foreclosure over insurance companies a lot of it had to do with the insurance companies and the mortgage companies and then today of course i was like who owns my mortgage now and i'm like no that's not right and i look up that company who owns the company that they're saying just bought that company that just bought that company that just bought that company then when i was done i was like that's the answer i wanted and of course it was black rock vanguard state street and they you know and i have no
	you know we're not really insured For much anymore.
	I was paying $100,000 in insurance for fire.
	And they canceled before the fires?
	AIG pulled out two years ago.
	When they pulled out, I already, and I said to everyone I know, something's coming to LA. Something's coming.
	There's going to be massive fires.
	There's going to be huge fires, and there are going to be controlled fires.
	There are going to be fires, you know.
	The way I've been saying for a while now, this is a controlled demolition of the country.
	They're going to start with the bookends of America when they really get ramped up.
	They've slowly been deteriorating all the cities, but when they really ramp up, especially if Trump gets in office, there's going to be a mad rush to destroy everything and leave him with that.
	Well, I think that is what they're doing.
	Like, January 6th, look at that.
	Look at, you know, what did we get January 6th?
	That's a big day, isn't it?
	It's good.
	Are those the choppers?
	It's the gardener.
	Let's just keep it in with the theme of what's happening.
	It's the choppers.
	It's not picking up.
	You're good.
	You mean January 6th way back?
	Yeah, the 2020. What happened January 6th, was it 2021?
	Yeah, January 2021. Right?
	Yes.
	Or, you know, what happened, happened.
	And then here's the election after that.
	And I just love, this was my greatest quote that I read.
	It said, too bad, liberals.
	If you had just let Trump win in 2020 instead of stealing the election, like you did, he'd just be leaving office now.
	Yeah, exactly.
	You know, and you probably could have won with your shit.
	Yeah.
	Fucking rigged up shit.
	I cannot believe...
	People don't...
	They don't...
	They can't fathom how evil those people are.
	They and them.
	They cannot fathom it.
	I think that they're so concentrated.
	I've been listening.
	Do you know who Shellenberger is?
	I don't.
	Schellenberger, you would know who he is if you heard.
	You've probably seen him on social media and stuff.
	I think he was one of the ones that Elon Musk brought in, right?
	With Matt Taibbi.
	He's great.
	He's actually, we're going to get him.
	He's been breaking this whole thing down.
	And he's been talking about something that's so friggin' important.
	I've been saying this about LA for a while, or even just about the whole liberal movement.
	I can still consider myself a liberal, but I think I have to hang my liberal hat up now.
	Yeah, I mean, I had the same questions with myself, but I became comfortable saying populist.
	Yeah, yeah, that and what was the other word?
	Listen, I don't even care anymore.
	I'm a patriot.
	I don't even care.
	People call us white nationalists all day because of our clothing brand.
	And I'm like, no, we're punk rockers.
	We're the hippies.
	Not the PSYOP hippie.
	We're the real hippie who really gives a fuck about all of the movements.
	We are so totally fucking punk rock.
	Yes!
	That's what people don't fucking get yet.
	And they all unfollowed me and they're all mad at me.
	I'm like, clearly you are a fucking anarchist, but not the kind of anarchist you want to be.
	You want to hurt people?
	You want to see your family and friends annihilated?
	What the fuck kind of thinking is this?
	I call that an anal anarchist.
	Yes.
	They had bad potty training.
	It's all about that.
	The parents that let the kids run amok and tell them they could do anything they fucking want to do, and now look at them, a bunch of spoiled little fucking rats that are like, no, no, no, no, I'm still a Democrat.
	Hold on, I haven't even done, I didn't read anything about anything, I just know that I'm a Democrat because I'm a Democrat and I'm just a Democrat, and that's it.
	It's like...
	Shut the fuck up.
	Being a Democrat means that you're out of your fucking mind now.
	Yeah.
	It means you're repulsive.
	It means the shit you care about is fucker repulsive.
	I know.
	To humanity and all.
	It's a fucking...
	It's a goddamn...
	Whatchamacallit?
	It's a...
	What did you say about my car?
	It's a violation of humanity.
	You don't remember anything.
	I mean...
	Oh, you do?
	What did Schellenberger say?
	The Schellenberger thing, and this is the thing that I think, even Republicans, whatever, conservatives, Democrats, I think all the titles just need to go away at this point.
	They don't mean shit.
	We're in a spiritual war.
	I mean, you know that.
	I know.
	I say there's two kinds of people.
	Those who think I'm funny and those who don't.
	I think you're fucking real funny.
	Oh my god, when you showed up in the Jimmy Dora thing with the big QAnon hat.
	I was dying.
	Because you love the big red hat, I had to bring you a big red hat.
	Oh my god, thank you.
	You need ultra-free hats.
	Oh yeah, ultra-free.
	But don't mess up your hair.
	Do not put it on right now.
	Do not do that.
	Do not do it.
	These are for you to have for later.
	For another day.
	Schellenberger, I'll tell you real quick.
	I think, and it's not so much that he's been talking about it, but I noticed because he's all over the place right now doing tons of interviews.
	And it came on the radio, it came on in my house, and he's talking about nihilism.
	Yeah, it is.
	Yes, and he's talking about, you know...
	I relate it to the kids.
	I mean, I know that the adults are going through this, all these female, white, fucking, 50-year-old women, virtue-signaling psychopaths.
	And the self-hatred that has been conditioned into America is...
	I think that at some point, and I know I can't even form sentences because I've been running from fires for the past three days, that I'm all over the place.
	We know what you mean.
	I mean, people have been, you know, they're under a mind control program that's against, they can't see what's right in front of their face, yet they do know everything about that queen over there 9,000 miles away on yet they do know everything about that queen over there 9,000 miles away on that little island and what But they can't see that their husband's fucking their daughter right there every night in the house.
	They can't see none of that.
	You know, they can't.
	Yeah.
	And they're self-righteous about it too.
	The self-righteousness is a big problem.
	I feel like...
	There's not enough righteous people anymore.
	Even the fire chief, I was telling Heidi on the way here, she hadn't seen the video.
	Maybe, has she seen it, Jake?
	I don't know if she's black or Hispanic.
	The fire chief.
	She's not a chief.
	I don't know.
	The lesbian one.
	The lesbian.
	No, Crowley seems cool.
	Crowley seems like...
	She was the one that said that she wasn't supported.
	She got fired, right?
	The one who said the thing about...
	You know, people want to see their own kind if they're being rescued from a fire.
	First of all...
	Not true.
	You get stuck in a fucking situation like that.
	No, you don't.
	You don't give a fuck who you see.
	You just want to see human life that you know wants to help you.
	The last thing I'd want to see is diabetic hairy Jews.
	Yeah, no thanks.
	Come to help me out.
	With bad hips and all that kind of thing.
	Exactly.
	Yeah, don't send it.
	I might want to see the Ginzos come in, but if I were a Jewish man, I doubt I would want to see my Jewish friends come in to save me in the fire.
	He'd be like, wait a second, I need to put some rubber gloves on.
	Hold on a minute.
	The Italians might be like, you know, where's the fucking, where's the pickaxe?
	You don't got a gun, whatever.
	But she said this, she made this comment, like...
	If your husband got stuck in the wrong place, well, then that's not my problem.
	I know.
	He got stuck in the wrong place, basically.
	I don't know what the hell she said, but when I saw it, I was like, no, people are doing this to create drama on Instagram.
	This cannot be real.
	No woman, especially a lesbian, the gay community is compassionate, right?
	No human being would say that.
	And she said that.
	Yeah, because they're off the fucking charts.
	They're all off their fucking meds and on their hormones.
	Doing their fucking transitional whatever the fuck they're doing.
	They went whack.
	Like I said, I put my ass on the line to help the GLBTQ plus CIA plus CAA plus whatchamacallit?
	DEI. Yeah, DEI plus M. 16 plus Mossad plus Saudi Arabia plus Switzerland.
	I put my ass on the line for them, and they're like, the truth is, I didn't want to face it, though I knew it was true.
	What?
	When I was a leftist, my sister was a lesbian.
	And all we did was go to the lesbian covens as Democrats.
	Every Democrat woman was in a lesbian witch coven.
	And I went to all of them, including the ones out here.
	That's why I know this town is run by lesbian witches in their covens.
	Girl, it's true!
	I know right where that is.
	You'll laugh, but it's true.
	Really?
	Yes.
	It's true.
	You're a pretty open-minded.
	Wait, Sharon Stone's a lesbian?
	I didn't hear that.
	I don't know if she's a lesbian, but she goes to the lesbian witch cauldron.
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	If they're not in the lesbian witch coven, they don't work.
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	Oh, you mean like Ellen DeGeneres?
	Oh, she's in the cover.
	Oh, no.
	I mean, I know that story.
	That story gets a little jumpy.
	Oh, I know, I know, I know.
	It's a little jumpy, that one.
	Are you into the...
	The Wilson?
	Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	She likes to wear the sweatshirt, too.
	Forget about having the girls dress up in the fucking big costumes.
	I saw that on Instagram today, actually.
	Really?
	What was it?
	Who was she dressed like on that episode where she had Rebel Wilson come out?
	First of all, she was dressed like a woman.
	She was dressed like Beyonce.
	Ellen was in drag?
	She was in total drag.
	Ellen was in fucking drag.
	Really?
	She was.
	I didn't see that.
	And I was like, you know, because I can't see.
	I'm so old.
	I'm like going like this to the phone, but I'm like, she has huge fucking tits and her hair is parted in the middle.
	I mean, she was like me.
	I was like, she might look like Shakira or some shit right now.
	Oh yeah, this.
	Yeah, what was, that's her, right?
	I didn't know if it was her.
	Can you see it?
	Wow.
	She looks good.
	She looks good.
	I mean, those are not her boobs.
	You think Portia likes that?
	No, because Portia's getting a divorce offer.
	Oh, she is.
	Just like Anne Heche got a divorce offer, too.
	But I don't think her and Anne Heche was married.
	Remember Anne Heche and the stretcher?
	Yeah, but she didn't serve.
	What the hell?
	She had just went to...
	I like going...
	She had just went.
	Just because it's such bad English.
	But she had just gone to lunch with Ellen.
	That day?
	Yeah.
	The day that she died in the car accident.
	Allegedly.
	We're back on YouTube.
	Allegedly.
	I think they say that's what I read in the...
	What is that news source?
	Realrawnews.com.
	Realrawnews.com.
	Did her DJ also just have lunch with her?
	Before he went to his hotel?
	That's another fucking weird story.
	Yeah, I heard that one too.
	Sad shit.
	You know, him and the chef, I think.
	Canoeing out in Martha's Vineyard, that chef you're talking about?
	A rock chef?
	Yeah.
	Allegedly.
	Barry's chef?
	So good we're back on here, too.
	There's a lot of...
	How much do you think Obama's behind the fires here?
	Huh?
	Do you think these are Obama's fires?
	Oh, my God.
	Are you going to ask me that?
	Listen, I do think that Obama is Swiss.
	Swiss?
	Yeah.
	He's covert Swiss.
	Because they've been trying all these years to get a Swiss in.
	Because they had Hoover, whose name was...
	She's on the Swiss.
	Yeah, it's above Jews.
	It's the Swiss.
	Yeah.
	We'll open you up to them.
	No, no, no.
	I'm with you.
	I followed my daughter to Switzerland recently for a very specific reason.
	Yeah.
	They work for the Swiss.
	The Swiss is the tippy-top.
	Everybody works for the Swiss.
	For the Bank of International Settlements.
	The central bank of all central banks.
	Yes.
	And it's right next to CERN. Where they're trying to call up all the demons and shit.
	Oh, I know all about that.
	You do?
	Well, I know this.
	Oh my God.
	My daughter was going to Israel for her class trip.
	And two days before, October 7th, was the 7th?
	They called off the trip.
	Which was weird, because the trip was in January, but they still called it off at that point.
	She switched to Germany and Switzerland, and I'm like, okay.
	And I knew wherever she's going, I have to go, because I've never left my kids out of my sight.
	And she's a teenager, but I was still like, I don't care.
	All the other parents were letting their kids go, but I was like, that's great.
	You're going to go, and you're going to feel independent, and mommy will be in business class, and I'll be at some five-star hotel somewhere else, and you'll never see me, except when they take you to the fucking CERN. And she never saw me.
	But when they took her to the CERN, I went into every room behind her.
	She never saw me.
	Literally behind her in every room.
	I was like, if this child is slipping into another fucking dimension while we're here, I'm going with her.
	And it was also while Davos was in session.
	And I was like, I don't want her in Switzerland at this time when all of these motherfuckers are here.
	That's the scene of Satan.
	Yeah, and she is this gothic little...
	She's this Christian goth.
	Now she just turned 17. And I was like, if anything should happen, I have to.
	And now she's supposed to go to China in two days.
	So we were all going to China.
	And I didn't want to go.
	And my boyfriend put his foot down and he said, I'm not going.
	I'm going to talk because her dad would be the one to say, let her go.
	Let her go.
	And we canceled the whole trip.
	So she's not allowed to go to China now.
	In two days.
	But back to being in Switzerland, I put myself in all these nice hotels and stuff.
	It was right after I got myself out of foreclosure and I had a tiny bit of money and I was like, I'm just going to do this for me and my son because I brought my son and my boyfriend and we're going to have this nice trip.
	We all ended up getting very sick at this hotel, Bergenstock.
	Where's that now?
	That is in Lucerne, which is where they moved the...
	Geneva, the Davos summit from Geneva during COVID to have their big summit about COVID. Yeah.
	So I sat in that place.
	Shit, girl.
	We were really sick and we were all just like, oh my God.
	Like this is where they all came together and pulled the biggest motherfucking number on America since 9-11.
	And I knew Bob Iger was there.
	He was there in Davos.
	And I was like, I don't want to go back on ABC. But, you know, my co-owner, my slave master, Tom Warner, he said, no, we own your ass and you have to go back on ABC. And I knew it wasn't going to be good because he had been to Davos.
	Bob Iger, sitting there in a fucking limo going, the fucking head of Mickey Mouse going to Davos.
	I mean, that says something.
	All of them are there.
	And I, yeah.
	Nope.
	And it's always on my birthday.
	It is?
	January 19. Oh, it's coming up.
	It's always on my freaking birthday.
	And I'm like, this means something to me.
	COVID-19.
	19 is my number.
	Wow.
	9-11 backwards.
	119. I'm always just like, you know, even with these fires.
	The other day, I was like, come on, I'm not leaving here.
	This is crazy.
	As much as everyone told me to get out, you know?
	And they told me crazy stuff about what was going to happen and why and how.
	Did it happen?
	I mean, yes.
	We're in the middle of explosive destruction.
	And the water is becoming contaminated.
	And that was one of the things they told me would happen.
	That it would not be...
	An act of God.
	But that this place would eventually either break off from the country.
	And then another time I had heard that a lot of it could end up underground.
	Yeah.
	Underwater.
	I heard that too.
	I know those are like old kind of conspiracies and prophecies.
	Well, they said the earthquake could sink in.
	Well, yeah, people always see the Golden Gate Bridge in that sort of imagery there.
	But this situation, the water and the grid are just so easily, it's so easy to just get rid of it here, in a way.
	Absolutely.
	It's just so simple and easy, I feel like.
	I think their whole thing that they're planning for us.
	They've been planning a long time, and they can do it just, they do it by steps, so everybody gets used to it, and they just do it steadily and slowly, and then they...
	Yeah, everybody's talking about the negligence, and I'm like, are you kidding?
	I see this as...
	As absolute precision on their part.
	It's pure fucking RICO for one thing.
	I think the American people should sue the government for fucking RICO. Christ, we're paying for them to fucking use crime against us to try to get rid of us to make us pay for their fucking crimes.
	It's insane.
	It's beyond crazy.
	How's everyone going to pay tax right now?
	I mean, really?
	We're all expected to pay our taxes?
	Is that really what the fuck is going on here?
	You work for us.
	And now we got to pay you to do a job for us that you're never going to fucking do?
	I don't understand it anymore.
	I mean, it's just, it's not fair.
	It's not fair to go.
	You know, we're going to let everybody come in and loot and steal whatever they can.
	From you, but, you know, then we're going to, you know, and then just to show you how much we loathe you, we're going to bring people from other countries and give them free healthcare and give their kids free education just because we fucking loathe you that fucking bad.
	You know why?
	Because you're deplorable.
	Why are you deplorable?
	Because you're not edumacated.
	You ain't edumacated as to how, you know, fucking Marx.
	Would run some shit around here.
	He's nothing but a fucking criminal fucking Marx.
	It's nothing but destruction of private property.
	It's Antifa.
	It never fucking works.
	The idea, you know, because I have young kids that are like, well, you know, because, you know, all kids think, oh, the communist idea.
	We want to have a commune one day.
	Like, yes, I get it.
	Like, yes, it sounds fantastic.
	It never fucking works.
	There is always some scumbag at the top that's going to monopolize everything and you're all going to be his motherfucking slaves.
	Capitalist all the way.
	Meritocracy.
	Show me how good you are at something and you'll get the fucking job.
	I don't care what color your skin is.
	I don't care how fucking poor you are.
	If you're great at something, let's go.
	Excuses in your goddamn fat mouth.
	Bullshit.
	Do something.
	Yeah.
	God damn it, I'm so sick of everybody.
	Let's fucking run for office of California.
	Let's do it.
	And here's the thing.
	I don't want to move.
	Everyone's telling me to move, move, move.
	I love this place.
	I'm a real New Yorker.
	And I hated it here forever.
	I was like, this ain't New York.
	This ain't New York.
	And then in the pandemic, I was like, this place is paradise.
	The fact that I wasn't stuck in New York City in that pandemic with a barcode system, which is what they did.
	They talk about this place being bad.
	We still had fucking freedom because we had our homes and backyards.
	Yeah, New York went full fucking commie.
	Barcodes.
	Full fucking Chinese commie bullshit.
	Exactly.
	Exactly.
	Insane.
	That's the other reason why I didn't go to China.
	I was like, oh, you know I'm on some fucking watch list.
	I'm not going there.
	I'm going to have to have my face screened for every neighborhood I walk into.
	Fuck that shit.
	So yeah, New York was way worse than here, for sure.
	But you know, here they just give you the illusion.
	Well, the whole fucking world just gives you the illusion now that we're free.
	We're not really.
	We're like living in some fucking Truman show right now.
	No shit.
	And Newsom is selling every fucking thing that ain't nailed down.
	He sold our harbors.
	I think they're going to try to work on breaking California off the continent and then just have it float right out to China.
	Oh, you mean physically?
	Do you want to hear what I heard?
	Yes, please.
	Oh, boy, what?
	This is all alleged YouTube.
	Yeah, it's not like medicine, like I'm telling you to take it.
	This isn't a psychic.
	This is some speculation.
	We get a mix of spiritual energy, but a lot of it comes from crazy intel sometimes.
	Yeah.
	But they do say, some of the psychics have said, that when the country breaks off...
	If it breaks off physically or spiritually or whatever it is.
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	And I think it's more about America.
	If America really ends up under complete destruction, if they really want to break the petrodollar as much as they say they want to, if it's going to happen, I know they're pointing fingers at Iran a lot.
	They're trying to use that as a way in, you know, the way we did with Iraq.
	I feel like they want to blame all the arsonists, not just on the homeless, but they also want to blame it possibly on Middle Easterners.
	Some of the people that we have found have been, you know, not from America and stuff already that we've seen throwing cigarettes into the canyon and so forth.
	Well, definitely they imported their ops.
	Well, that too.
	Yeah.
	And sleeper cells and all these sort of ideas of what's going on.
	ISIS. But we're in it.
	We're actually in the midst of it seeing people, the cameras in our house, people that are robbing us nonstop.
	We hear them speaking.
	We hear their language.
	We know.
	What's happening?
	We're running our own fucking operation, it feels like, at this point.
	Are your houses being robbed nonstop?
	We got robbed twice last year.
	Now we're fortified.
	We used to just leave our doors open.
	We didn't give a shit as a neighborhood.
	It never felt...
	I'm New York, 80s.
	I'm used to crime.
	It's not something strange to me.
	The homeless thing is not strange to me.
	I used to walk over them in my neighborhood, high-five everybody I knew.
	I would help everybody on my street, and they would help me.
	It was like we all had a relationship.
	But there's a different energy now.
	It's a really dark, different energy.
	It's evil.
	And it's controlled.
	Yeah, it's totally controlled.
	Yeah, it's controlled.
	And it feels...
	It just feels different.
	It feels like it's simmering.
	Yeah.
	It's simmering like a hot pot.
	It is.
	What was the...
	Okay, the intel was that...
	Oh, yeah.
	I'm here to keep everyone in check.
	If it...
	I'm a major digressor.
	Me too.
	I won't even remember what I was talking about.
	Me either.
	I never knew.
	I've brought notepads.
	You're still young.
	I know.
	I write down what you're saying to remind you.
	Okay, that's good.
	Because I have to edit this out.
	I needed that back when I had a show.
	The intel you were saying.
	Oh, yeah.
	That if and when this state, that the state would be gifted to another people.
	This state would be gifted to another people?
	Another people.
	Yeah, and then another time from a different source.
	Would it be the people who originally owned it?
	Who knows?
	Who the fuck knows?
	Al-Qaeda?
	Get their own state?
	Yeah, that could mean the drifting off and hooking up to China.
	Well, that was what the last piece that I had gotten months later said.
	The nationalists that are here ready to go.
	Because I'm sure you've heard about those towns that are all over America that are like they're fully established towns of Chinese people.
	Yeah.
	And they're living there and they're just, you know, but they don't leave it.
	It's this thing, like in the middle of America, in different areas.
	I wrote a sitcom about it.
	You did?
	That my agents are trying to sell, and of course nobody wants it.
	But it's all about the Chinese and the American farms.
	Well, at police stations in New York, remember that?
	Yes, the police stations in New York.
	But no, it comes and it goes.
	It pops up and then it disappears.
	Defund the media.
	But they said that...
	The Chinese would take over for a while while there's no American rule.
	Right.
	And that they'll fall in their footsteps.
	What do you mean no American rule?
	What are you saying?
	Now, wait a minute.
	Is that saying that Trump is...
	I don't know.
	I don't know either.
	Are you scared about that Trump's not going to get inaugurated?
	I am.
	No, I think he's going to be inaugurated.
	I do.
	I don't think they got their shit together fast enough.
	Are you going to D.C.? I hope he doesn't do it in D.C. because I have dark feelings about that.
	We're not going for that reason.
	We're scared.
	Yeah, I'm not going either.
	We don't think anyone should go.
	And he shouldn't call for it to be there either because, you know, they are really evil.
	I agree.
	I think he should not even do a whole thing.
	I said that too.
	They said he needs the crowd size and that's true.
	No, he don't.
	He will want a large crowd size.
	He loves that.
	He does.
	I don't know him.
	You know him, right?
	Well, I mean...
	He likes the crowd.
	He does like the crowd, but it could be in a secured place that could be secured by the army or something.
	I don't know either.
	I'm scared.
	I'm not relaxing until the 21st.
	I don't feel...
	I'm worried about it.
	I think that people should start becoming more afraid after the 21st.
	Really?
	Okay.
	I hate to say that.
	I think that too.
	I hate to say that.
	I really hate saying it.
	Because they're really going to start fighting then?
	I think that if she won, they could do their normal what they do.
	They do what they do and it takes its...
	They could ramp things up with her there too and they could do things faster, quicker, less red tape.
	Now they have another plan.
	They have to go to plan B and they're going to have to do things.
	You know, I'm sure he has some people with him, like some of the choices that we're all like, hmm, this is a strange choice.
	This is a strange choice.
	I hope that those are choices to keep people close and to sort of try to...
	Navigate what's happening.
	Sort of be a snake a little bit.
	I think he does that.
	Who are you talking about?
	I don't know.
	I took a nap after he got elected.
	I was like, you know what?
	I'm happy.
	I don't need to know what the fuck's going on.
	Now they're picking everybody and everybody's at war.
	Now the conservatives hate each other.
	Now the people that are awake, they're like, you're not awake enough.
	Now you're like at this level awake and we're at this level awake.
	I'm like, holy shit, I'm taking a fucking...
	I'm taking a little break.
	I'll come back.
	Yeah, let them get it sorted out.
	It's been a long time.
	And then they do a little bit of a carrot on a stick where you go, oh, it's almost over.
	And then when you get to that point, it's like, now the storm begins.
	The fire.
	I feel like I woke up to this shit.
	And I was like, oh, I guess I should pay attention again.
	Do we ever turn the page and actually win our freedom?
	From corporate hogs.
	Do we ever fucking do that?
	Or no.
	We just fight and fight and lose and win some.
	Drain the swamp is kind of bullshit because it's like there's nothing but swamp.
	There's nothing but swamp.
	How are they going to drain all that shit?
	It ain't nothing but swamp.
	I believe that Kennedy really I just don't know if they're going to give him all that power to do the things that he would have done, I think.
	That guy's not fucking around when it comes to that shit.
	See, I told him, I go, you should have gone for vice president because you would have won in 28. And then I was glad that he did go with Trump, but I'm like, he could be it on 28. I know.
	I love him.
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	I do too.
	And that's how I got involved in a lot of this too because I'd followed him for years even before the pandemic.
	And then when the pandemic hit, I didn't believe anything that was out there.
	I was just like...
	And I was petrified, just like everybody else.
	But I was like, this just smells bad.
	And as soon as that vaccine came, I knew.
	I knew.
	And my ex had written an album about the Bush administration, Shooter Jennings.
	And Stephen King narrates it as the last DJ before the New World Order and martial law sets in.
	And he loved the whole idea of it.
	And Shooter had written all this.
	He's like, can I add stuff?
	Imagine giving him that album during the Biden administration and asking him if he would still do it because it's the same administration.
	It was the same.
	It was just a continuation.
	And there's a song called Summer of Rage.
	And there's a music video that I directed with my daughter in it.
	And she wakes up and she gets out of her own crib.
	She's this big.
	She goes to her parents' room and they're gone.
	And their bags are like there's clothes everywhere and the TV screen's on.
	And it says, hello.
	Your parents are now gone.
	I will now be taking care of you.
	The television will now be taking care of you, basically.
	And then there's images of her and her mom, me and her together, and there's, like, all these, like, exes going through it, like, this doesn't exist anymore.
	This relationship's over, kind of thing.
	It's us now.
	Look what I can do.
	And then cars explode, and she tries to leave the house, and the TV's like, no, no, no, no, no, you're good.
	Stay right here.
	Let's take a bath.
	And then the TV's falling in the bathtub with her, you know, to electrocute her, and it's all this footage running of, you know, the famous, is it the...
	Is it the Eisenhower speech?
	Maybe.
	But it's all about mass vaccinations and FEMA's building mass graves.
	And that was in 2010. Yeah, I know.
	So, you know, as soon as...
	What do you think's in store?
	Let's try to...
	What do you think's the best thing that could happen?
	I always like to ask you...
	The best thing?
	Yeah.
	What could go right?
	I think is the Grand Awakening.
	Forget about the great reset, the great awakening, and everybody who wakes up that, you know, my son is always like, what if we're in a simulation?
	And I'm like, and so what if we are?
	What matters?
	Because, you know, they have these existential thoughts when they're 13, right?
	And what if this doesn't exist?
	You know, he's like talking like some Nietzsche vibes to me.
	And I'm like, it doesn't matter.
	What matters is right now you and me are sitting here and we fucking love each other.
	And that is what matters.
	And when you see, even like social media is such a cesspool, but sometimes you see things on there that I'll be hysterical crying.
	When you see just an act of kindness, you know, between people.
	Or animals, you know, old people for me.
	But just when you see the best of the human spirit portrayed, it is so uplifting and so cool.
	It is magic.
	When people cry over seeing that, that emotion that takes over you when you see something beautiful happening between people, where it's help.
	It usually comes in the form of people helping each other, people supporting each other.
	That's what I think we have to look forward to.
	I think more people are going to awaken to that and that they need to really...
	It's going to be a different version of it.
	It's not just going to be like, hey, I'm volunteering on fucking Instagram and I'm showing everybody what I'm doing.
	It's like, there's going to be real communities where the internet, I think, is not going to be the thing.
	Yeah.
	You know, where we're really back to the basics of how we got here.
	I hope.
	I mean, listen, I love all of the...
	I like all of our comforts, you know?
	Well, you know, it would always...
	It'd be best to go back to basics, for sure, if they'll let us, but who knows what they got.
	I mean, geez, you know what they can do.
	They're doing some crazy shit with fucking robots, and they don't even need people.
	We're just in their way.
	I know, and that scares me.
	It really fucking scares my daughter, because she's so talented, and she's been the...
	If I show her anything that's AI, I'm like, look how cool this is.
	She's like, I don't want to see it.
	I don't want to know it.
	Don't even send it to me.
	If she Googles something and it gives her an AI answer, she won't click on the answer.
	She's only 17, but she's like, I don't want to know.
	I won't support it, not even a tiny bit.
	Good.
	Good for her.
	I'm like, holy shit.
	I'm like, AI, can you tell me where the fires are right now?
	But I do think that as much as technology is so destructive, the thing that they didn't account for, the people that run it all, they didn't account for the fact that there might be some people who are going to find more information on the web that they don't want them to find.
	That's right.
	I think the very same way as you right there.
	I mean, they get rid of it a lot.
	They get rid of a ton of it.
	But, you know, X, you know, I'm still a little, I'm still asking questions.
	I don't think anyone should just get comfortable, even once Trump's in there, or anybody who even idolizes any president or anything, even though I love the movement.
	I love the movement, though.
	It's up to the people.
	We have to fucking do it.
	Exactly.
	We have to be the ones that will run for office.
	And, you know, run for the school board to take care of kids.
	Like, that's what they were supposed to do.
	Not get on the school board to hitch up with a bunch of other pedos.
	You know, it's supposed to be the people taking care of the kids.
	And it just went awry because everybody took their eye off the ball once they got, you know, the women kind of bought off with the shit they bought the women off with.
	It's all so fucking goofy.
	A lot.
	For sure.
	It's goofy.
	Like, I'm just like...
	Even from the Me Too movement to...
	And I've been in all those situations.
	And I was like, all these chicks getting up on a platform.
	Like, go handle your business.
	You've got to do it all in front of a camera with a bunch of attention.
	You need all this attention all the fucking time.
	Like, I don't understand.
	This is a personal issue.
	Like, you were raped?
	Like, I don't think that you need to go...
	I mean, I'm sure shit leaks out, but everything just feels so destructive all the time, like trying to hurt people all the time because people feel hurt.
	And the other thing, like with this whole virtue signaling movement too, it's like they're hurting so many people.
	By pretending to love.
	Yeah.
	I don't understand.
	And all you're doing really in the end is hurting yourself.
	I mean, when Trump got elected and all of these, it was a 50-year-old white liberal woman.
	That was my mission in this whole thing, was to convert the 50-year-old white liberal woman.
	That was the only thing I cared about.
	I wasn't, there was no, I couldn't convert any of them.
	There wasn't a lot of them left though, because I did, I tried to go for them too.
	But I didn't think that there was a lot of them left.
	There weren't a lot of liberal women that were in the working class.
	I mean, in the upper classes, there's a lot of liberal white women.
	Yes.
	But none of them left down here where you have to pay your bills.
	Right.
	For sure.
	They're an elitist group.
	A lot of them weren't white.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	It's that the white women are petrified.
	I feel like they're fucking petrified.
	I mean, you know, I was one of them.
	I was one of these 50s.
	I was exactly 50 when Don Lemon said on the news, you're a racist.
	And my little kid comes up to me and she goes, so we're racists.
	And I'm like, all her friends are black and Hispanic.
	And we speak Spanish at home because I was raised by a Spanish lady.
	And I was like, I was like, I'm going to get back to you on that.
	And then weeks later, it's like, what's happening in Russia, Ukraine?
	And I'm like...
	I've got to get back to you on that.
	That is how I started getting involved in all this stuff.
	What am I going to tell my kids?
	I can't just say yes to whatever the fucking guy on the news says.
	I don't know this guy on the news.
	He looks like a sniveling fuck to me.
	I don't believe anything this man is saying right now.
	Did you ever see...
	You've got to give it to a black guy.
	That just talks about what shit white guys are when he's married to a white guy.
	Is he married to a white guy?
	And he's sexually assaulted, allegedly, a white guy.
	Yeah.
	And so it's like, you know, why don't you just get a fucking divorce, you asshole?
	Why don't you leave the other men out of it?
	Out of your personal fucking grudge circle.
	But little kids were hearing that.
	Like, it hit my daughter hard.
	And then she went...
	She went full Candace Owens.
	She was 10. She was 10 years old and a neighbor on the street during the riots sent to the group thread in the neighborhood because they were talking about burning down our mountain again.
	And she was like, she sent me this Candace Owens thing and all of the people on the block started assaulting him.
	That he's an asshole.
	That he's a piece of shit.
	That he's a racist.
	Who?
	My neighbor.
	Because he sent this Candace Owens.
	He goes, here's another perspective.
	He's like the only Republican on the block, right?
	And all us liberals are like, this is weird.
	But when I saw everyone assaulting him, I was like, oh, I need to watch this.
	I'm curious now.
	And then my daughter hears it.
	And she's little.
	And she's like, can you send that to me, mommy?
	And I was like, okay.
	And then before I knew it, and I never paid attention to it again, we were boarding up the fucking house because they were going to burn the fucking house down, whatever the fuck that was about.
	That was some Antifa shit.
	That's crazy shit.
	Yeah, it was so nuts.
	You know they're getting paid.
	Oh, I know.
	Yeah, they're getting paid to go act like that.
	Totally.
	It pisses me off the liberals too, which I said, I was one.
	And I said, but you know, these kids that you're paying to go burn shit down and stuff.
	Why don't you just give them a good job with benefits?
	You can afford that.
	Why do they have to be on the edge and die and go to prison for you?
	Why do you have to turn them into criminals?
	Why?
	So then you can make them go in the army and fucking fight your rich man wars?
	And you know it is all that.
	So evil.
	They could be giving them kids a decent fucking job.
	Of course.
	Of course.
	It's evil.
	And you said it before.
	You want educated.
	And the schools even...
	Higher education is so important in my family.
	I said to both of my kids, fuck college, man.
	Stay home.
	I was like, stay home.
	This is now about staying together.
	This is about bringing back the community.
	This is about keeping families together now.
	This was always a fucking plan of theirs to dismantle every family.
	Kids should be independent, go off to fight a war, go off and become professionals.
	Unless you're going to become a surgeon or a lawyer, fuck school.
	You can learn everything on your own or at home with me.
	And we'll figure shit out.
	My daughter's a musician.
	She's, you know, again, 10 years old.
	Can I have that Candace Owens thing?
	And then, you know, when Candace Owens came to town, she said, Mommy, can we go to this thing called Turning Point in Arizona?
	I was like, what?
	Heidi's laughing in the background.
	I go, Heidi, my girlfriend, one of my best friends, I'm like, will you take us to this event called Turning Point in Arizona?
	She goes, are you serious?
	Yes.
	And I'm like, yes.
	She goes, let's fucking go.
	We were like, to us, Tucker Carlson had then become the new Axl Rose.
	Oh, he is Axl Rose.
	We were like, who are we?
	You know, these crazy liberal bitches.
	And here we are driving to Arizona.
	My business partner was like, you can't be seen there.
	I was like, we're going to be fine.
	I was like, fuck all of this.
	I was like, I want to hear what they have to say.
	And I never felt more Understood and at home.
	Because they're talking about real people stuff.
	Yeah.
	Like, you know, the price of bread and gas, not whether you have a penis or not.
	But that particular one was like at the breaking point of what was happening.
	That's the one you spoke at, actually.
	I don't know.
	Oh, no.
	I saw you there at that other one.
	This was before that.
	This was right out of...
	This is when the Democrats and the Republicans were...
	The conservatives were like saying, you know, they were saying everybody come over here.
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	Yeah, we want...
	This is not about politics.
	I mean, my daughter and I were sitting there like, you know, they would be able to reach every liberal.
	Yeah, if they have like just a little bit of a difference in a couple speakers.
	Yes.
	Which they tried to do.
	Not even speakers, the topics.
	No, they just tried to do.
	Yeah.
	Even if they would leave abortion alone for a minute.
	You can't.
	And speak about it differently.
	Don't shroud it in God, even though we're all God lovers.
	When you attack the liberal with God, because they've been so conditioned to believe that that doesn't exist now, that's just a fun story.
	You're a repressive...
	Yes.
	Pilgrim and you don't know what you're talking about.
	No one understands that you don't have to be in a religion.
	You can just have a God faith.
	You could have your own relationship with God.
	You don't have to be a part of a controlled group.
	I mean, God knows.
	Do you really want to be a Catholic these days?
	You know what I mean?
	I do know what you mean.
	I can't believe they do, though.
	They want to be Catholic.
	I'll still go into that church because I'm still like, wow, this greedy fucking...
	Castle is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.
	They are gorgeous.
	But it is.
	And then I went, you know, I went to all the, oh, I'll talk about that another time.
	You have to come back and we'll talk about all the churches I've gone through all through the world.
	Oh, really?
	They're just like stunning, gorgeous.
	I love some places.
	What?
	My hair?
	You're fine.
	Did you want me to sweep in and come in and fix her hair?
	Yeah, she...
	It looks fine.
	Yes, you look good.
	Oh, because I went like this.
	Thank you.
	Thank you.
	I can't believe how gorgeous you are now.
	Oh my gosh, are you crazy?
	Yeah, no, we all talk about it all the time, me and my friends.
	That's sweet.
	Thank you.
	There is a meme.
	The Madonna meme, yeah.
	Oh, it's my favorite.
	Whoever thought there was going to be a day where Roseanne was hotter than Madonna?
	Tell her what you say.
	It's my favorite thing you say.
	I fucking love it.
	I was like, your mom, you're in a meme where they're saying you're hotter than Madonna.
	And she's like, I've always thought I was hotter than Madonna.
	Yes.
	I always was hotter than Madonna.
	Is this new?
	You were like, what?
	I mean, she was thinner and, you know.
	But she couldn't dance half as good as me.
	Let's be real.
	Never could she dance as good as me.
	And she stole the crotch grab dance move that you did at the anthem, too.
	Yeah, she kind of did that.
	But she shouted me out, so I don't blame her.
	And then, of course, I sing a million times better than her.
	And, you know, better style.
	I'm not gay.
	Not that there's anything wrong with, you know, being, you know, all gay.
	You were just friends with Sandra.
	Huh?
	I said you were just friends with Sandra Bernhardt.
	You weren't in a relationship with us.
	Oh.
	You too.
	I don't think they ever had sex.
	Sandra wanted to and Madonna wasn't going down for it.
	Yeah.
	I can't see that.
	And then Madonna went with Sandra's girlfriend.
	Which one was that?
	That always works.
	Which one was it?
	Oh, the Shemisu?
	The Shemisu?
	I can't even believe I fucking knew that.
	No, that was some other gay girl.
	You know, all the girls in Hollywood, they run the world, they're gay, because I don't say lesbian.
	There's lesbian witches, and then there's gay girls.
	There's two types out here.
	Lesbian, witches, and gay girls.
	You didn't deal with the lesbian witch coven?
	I'll be honest with you.
	I was like a half a dyke when I was a kid.
	Oh, half a dyke.
	I went through every fucking phase there was.
	I'm going to get so cancelled for just using that word, but whatever.
	I considered myself one when I was a kid.
	I was all over the fucking place.
	I was a wild child.
	But we mean the witch coven.
	We're talking about in Hollywood.
	Yeah, see, even though I was raised Catholic, raised with all that fucking psycho shit, but I never wavered from my faith in God.
	Yeah.
	I don't talk about it.
	I don't put it on blast.
	I don't try to force it on other people.
	So you never went in circles?
	Dance around under the moon like saying, we've got to start getting to where we get them to cut off the little boys' penises in the schools.
	Fuck that shit.
	And as a matter of fact, now, I am so like, I'm a little psycho with my daughter because she's into the whole gothic thing, you know.
	I had a goth.
	Oh my god.
	My daughter was goth.
	The bitch painted her whole fucking room black, including The windows, everything in the room, the dresser, the floor, the closet.
	That's good.
	I wouldn't let Pamela do that.
	Every fucking thing.
	And just to get, and I was like, let her have her, you know, but I wasn't doing the right thing because it was like, and then she only wore black and her hair was dyed black.
	And it was down in her face like this.
	And whenever we took a family picture, she'd turn her head so only the back of her head would show.
	Because she was not wanting me to support her doing that.
	Oh, she wasn't?
	No, but I thought that's what she wanted me to do, was support her being a fucking psycho.
	But you let her.
	Yeah, yeah.
	No, Bama's like that, and I let her just do it.
	I don't care.
	I don't care with the look.
	But I do tell her all the time, you can do this, you can look like this, but she wears giant crosses.
	She will not, she won't fuck with a pentagram.
	Oh, I am.
	You know what happened with my daughter?
	I never would have said nothing.
	Well, then she had a girl move in and live in her closet.
	For what was it?
	Three weeks?
	I only heard about this on the podcast last year.
	And I didn't even know it.
	I didn't know it either.
	She hit her in the closet.
	Watch them.
	I don't let her out of my sight.
	I followed her the fucking CERN. Yeah.
	Oh yeah.
	No, no, no.
	She's not out of my sight.
	And if she wants to play music, I'm like, and I will be your manager because ain't nobody fucking getting near you.
	Mommy is psycho.
	Good.
	I have no other job.
	What kind of music does she want to play?
	She plays like, she's into like death metal and all that stuff.
	Oh shit, that's so cool.
	She's into dark music, but she knows, you know, she just thinks, she says it.
	She's like, I just think it's all cool, but like, you know, she has Bible verses on her, on everything.
	She's...
	She keeps herself very grounded, but she wants to understand all sides of everything.
	My good friend Adam Carolla has gone and done the impossible.
	He's done a clean stand-up comedy special.
	Over at Dry Bar Comedy.
	Of all places, I mean, Adam Carolla.
	Clean?
	What is next?
	Me doing a Disney movie?
	But let me tell you, he pulled it off.
	It's smart, it's sharp, and it's actually really funny.
	It's part of Angel Studios, so you know it's not woke, and they actually care about comedy, and it's family-friendly.
	Angel Studios also brought us Sound of Freedom.
	Those folks have guts, and they're pulling out, they're putting out content that really matters.
	By supporting Dry Bar Comedy, you're supporting up-and-coming comedians.
	And an alternative to Hollywood nonsense.
	We've got to do that.
	Go watch Adam's special now on the Angel app.
	Seriously, it's worth it.
	Just don't expect me to follow in his clean footsteps.
	But I think I could.
	I might.
	You could do clean.
	Go to angel.com forward slash Roseanne.
	Support comedy.
	That's clever, clean, and hilarious.
	That's why she wanted to, she got so into the whole Candace Owens thing.
	She was like, I need to know what every side is about so that I can, I'm not letting anybody make decisions for me.
	Not even you, mom.
	That's a daughter to bring and watch.
	I know, I know.
	You're in trouble.
	I got three of them.
	She won't leave.
	She's like, I don't think I want to go to school.
	I'm like, you're not going.
	You're going to stay with mommy.
	Everything's going to be great.
	Mommy's got you.
	She can't even boil fucking water.
	Yeah.
	That's the other side of that genius.
	I'm going to Munchausen by proxy her.
	You're never leaving!
	But that is the other side of when they're gifted like that with that broad vision.
	She is.
	Then they can't, like, tie their shoes or do their laundry or nothing.
	Yeah, she's definitely, we joke around that she's on the spectrum because all the kids like to say that these days.
	But the fuck does that even mean at this point?
	I know what it means because I was born that way.
	I was on five or six spectrums.
	I've had a lot of them, for fuck's sake.
	Oh my god.
	Dimensions.
	Let's just call it dimensions.
	It is dimensions.
	You're in a different dimension.
	For sure.
	Yeah.
	Can you give...
	I hate to do this.
	I don't want you to get mad at me.
	I don't know if you will, but I want my mom to start an OnlyFans.
	Yeah, because Jake said I should talk to you about OnlyFans.
	You're doing really well.
	I looked into it.
	I saw the whole Tim Pool thing.
	He was such a fucking douche.
	What did he do?
	He's a weirdo.
	He's a weenie boy, isn't he?
	He's weird.
	We went on a show.
	He was so fucking weird.
	He was weird to me, too.
	Doesn't Vanessa weird?
	I don't think he likes women.
	That was what I thought.
	He's on the spectrum.
	Yeah, I think he's just a little out there.
	But he was very weird.
	He attacked me.
	Yeah, it was weird.
	I didn't really care.
	You know, I always thought, you know, my whole thing with him at that time, I don't know him.
	Yeah.
	I met him backstage when I met you.
	I don't even know if I met you.
	You were near me, and I was like, this is Roseanne.
	But I met him, and I was supposed to do his show, and I was like...
	Bro, we're on the same side.
	It was weird.
	And me doing OnlyFans was not like an option.
	It wasn't like I was excited and I had a choice.
	I really didn't know what the fuck to do.
	It was so genuinely like, what the fuck?
	See, I wanted to talk to you about that because that was one option I would never have is to go and go, I have to exploit how gorgeous I am.
	For, you know, so I can not go all the way under.
	You should now.
	Come on, girl!
	No, but look, I mean, how does...
	That would be something I wouldn't even know how to do.
	I mean, look.
	Give her advice, please.
	I don't really do...
	I mean, I'm on it.
	I'm on it.
	But, like, you know, I hear that there's, like, major porn on the site.
	No, but you know you look good.
	You knew you look good and that you could attract attention enough.
	To make an exchange of, you know, whatever.
	But you knew inside yourself.
	I didn't know.
	You didn't know?
	I didn't know.
	I took a shot.
	Originally, we were going to do a podcast on there that was...
	Controversial.
	That was about politics.
	Because I knew I wouldn't get censored there.
	I was getting censored non-stop on YouTube with some other show that we had ages ago that was about The Sopranos and I was getting fucking censored.
	So I was like, let me not even waste my time there.
	My Instagram doesn't work.
	None of my social media worked because of censorship.
	So with the OnlyFans thing, it was just that.
	I signed up, I went through the motions, and I was going to do a podcast with my boyfriend.
	On OnlyFans?
	Yeah.
	That's when I told him that I should do a fucking podcast on OnlyFans.
	Well, we kind of, yeah, subscriptions.
	Well, we could do that.
	You and me could do that.
	Yeah, that'd be awesome fun.
	I'll sit in your lap with my panties on.
	But the panties thing helps, right?
	No, I'll sit in your lap with my panties on.
	Nobody, those shows are not, the girls are all closed.
	Mighty panties.
	Does the podcast do well on OnlyFans?
	I don't know.
	I don't think anybody's really done it.
	So I thought it would be an original.
	But I put a fucking picture up and that was it.
	And then I got out of the lien.
	First I was in foreclosure.
	Then Compass Real Estate could have put a lien on my house.
	Because they gave me money to get out.
	They helped me out.
	So they gave me money to renovate during my flood.
	Because my house flooded.
	Jesus, everything goes wrong in that house.
	I lost another house in a fire in 2015. So when this was happening, I was like, wait a second, I'm losing a house in New York.
	I watched my house fall to the ground in New York City in 2015 on the news.
	So I was like, wait, the New York house is on fire falling down, but I'm sitting in the LA house, which is supposed to be on fire.
	Like, it doesn't make fucking sense.
	So, yeah, I already lost a house and a firewood.
	But the OnlyFans helped you financially.
	The OnlyFans got me out of big, big fuck.
	And then that changed everything for me.
	Now, thank you.
	The OnlyFans.
	Because I did it, I had to do one.
	My manager started sending me.
	Press things where people were asking if I would give some interviews.
	And I never did press because I hated fucking doing press back for a TV show, whatever.
	And he wouldn't respond for me.
	He's like, I didn't set up your OnlyFans page, so I'm not responding for you.
	I was like, it's one fucking interview, man.
	You can't answer.
	You know I'm in dire straits.
	You know my life's falling apart right now.
	You can't answer one email on my behalf to fucking Fox News and just...
	Give a statement or do whatever.
	He's like, no, I had to hire a publicist.
	And then I hired a fucking publicist and with her, with Vanessa, and I'll give her a shout out, Vanessa Santos at Renegade DC. My life changed after that.
	And it wasn't just the OnlyFans.
	It was, you know, I opened up Ultra Free to deflect from the OnlyFans thing, which is the clothing line about all of our freedoms and things.
	But she was taken with the OnlyFans thing.
	And I guess everybody else was because all they wanted to do was talk to me about this fucking OnlyFans thing.
	It was viral.
	Yeah.
	And so I put another picture up.
	And then I put another picture up.
	And these are just pictures of me in my closet in the mirror.
	And I was like, all right.
	And the truth is the mirror in my closet is like really foggy, fucking old.
	So I look fucking great in that mirror.
	So I was like, if I look this good in this mirror and I can take these pictures and I just got out of foreclosure, I'm not...
	But, you know, people come and go.
	They're men.
	They're fickle.
	They come.
	They check it out.
	They're like, she looks hot.
	And now I'm fucking out of here and I forgot about her and now this other chick is hot.
	You know, dudes are.
	But the OnlyFans thing is evolving.
	I think it started out to be a fan page thing.
	And then I think it evolved into pornography.
	And now I think it's evolving back into...
	Other things where we can independently make money without having anybody fucking involved.
	But podcasts are like that too.
	Yeah.
	But I think that the OnlyFans just, you know, it's OnlyFans.
	Everybody gets all giddy over it.
	But you were never nude on there, were you?
	Did you go all the way nude?
	I actually have nude pictures waiting to go that I haven't used yet.
	You're waiting until the suns go down?
	I don't want to be nude.
	I don't want to do nude.
	Well, that's how you're going to make money, is what I'm trying to tell you.
	But she's saying she didn't do nude yet, so I could do like, you know, I could do like my safe.
	Start with feet.
	I could do my thing with my sweatpants tied around.
	I thought I'd get lumberjack, flannel.
	I mean, but what does that feel like to know that you...
	I don't know.
	Maybe you can't put it into words because you did not feel it or anything.
	It must be really cool to feel that your beauty can garner a lot of male attention.
	That must feel cool.
	I think when I was young, I never thought that I looked great.
	I never really appreciated...
	My body or what I look like.
	I was good-looking.
	I was a good-looking kid.
	Was I the best-looking girl?
	I was unusual-looking.
	I looked weird compared to everybody else.
	You're unique.
	Yeah, I looked a little different.
	With that, I leaned on that as far as the beauty thing went.
	On The Sopranos, I never would have been hired in that show if they were looking for a series regular.
	They would have gone for somebody more Famous, I guess, or something.
	I don't know, or even more put together in some ways.
	No, you are so perfect.
	I think when David brought me in, though, he created that part with me, sort of.
	I became that part, because the part never existed.
	It wasn't like he was casting for that role ever.
	I was never a main character until later on.
	So it became about Adriana.
	And the OnlyFans page is about Adriana.
	It's more her than it is even me.
	So you could do Roseanne Connor OnlyFans.
	Yes!
	She's dead though.
	Let's do Roseanne and Adriana together.
	Huh?
	We're both dead.
	Roseanne.
	We're both dead.
	We are both dead.
	That's even better.
	We're angels coming to save the world.
	From Newsome.
	Yeah, we're coming to save the world from the fucking Joker.
	From the fucking demons.
	Yeah.
	He is the Joker, isn't he?
	I can't believe the way he spoke about his Marshall Plan, LA 2.0.
	In the middle of people not having a place to go.
	And more fires coming.
	Do you think it's the smart city thing, right?
	Like, we're all on the same page on this?
	Yeah, it's a smart city.
	The smart city, like they did in Lahaina, they burn it down, they're going to rebuild it 2.0.
	Smart cities.
	I think that they're going to, definitely.
	I don't think the Vanguard and BlackRock owned any Palisades land, and now they do.
	Yeah, they do.
	A lot of people don't want to believe that story.
	A lot of people want to go to other places with it all, but...
	Why?
	Like where?
	The Bundy Ranch?
	They want to go there.
	But you know what's also that no one's talking about?
	There's a lot of the smart meter talk, like all the reasons and all the hows.
	The dues.
	But no one is...
	This is really...
	I want Schellenberger.
	I want him to investigate this for me.
	Schellenberger, this is where you need to go.
	To the Santa Ana Watershed Authority?
	Santa Ana Watershed Authority?
	They've been spraying the skies.
	So intensely for the past three months.
	They've always been spraying the skies.
	We always see it.
	A lot of your friends will be like, shut the fuck up, it's contrails.
	I've been obsessed with it for a long time.
	Joe Rogan swears it's just missed from...
	He told me I was crazy.
	He's CIA now.
	Anyway, that's another show.
	I saw some sharing my thoughts.
	So you were saying, chemtrails, Sawa.
	Do you know about it?
	No, I just put it together.
	Okay, so Santa Ana.
	It's a Santa Ana.
	Yeah.
	And they have it on their website.
	They have a whole thing about drought problems and how they assist.
	They also have a whole thing about cloud seeding.
	It's right there.
	You can see it.
	There's no conspiracy.
	There's no woo-woo.
	Nobody's doing that.
	When you start to explain to people that there's grids in the sky, and they're like, no, they've paid, I think it was Disney?
	I'm not sure who it was, but supposedly, have you heard about this?
	They actually paid the film companies.
	They spent millions of dollars.
	Oh, you had to cut them out.
	To put them in.
	Sorry, yes, to add them in.
	To put them in.
	Do you know about this, Ma?
	To add chemtrails in the old movies?
	To put chemtrails in.
	So that people can't say that this didn't exist before.
	That is true.
	That is true.
	But a lot of the patents and stuff, I think, started in the 1940s.
	Because Ultra Free has a shirt that has poisoning the air since 1946. I don't know why we used 46, so that might be a number that's the thing.
	I didn't see any of them until, and I mean, I was always under the sky.
	You know, before I got famous, always working outside.
	I never seen any of them until, I guess, I never seen any of them in Colorado either.
	I remember around the 2000s.
	No, it was not until we came to Cali that I saw any of those.
	We used to talk about it in the old days in Gundo.
	Yeah, it's really bad.
	And I feel different when I know, I'll know on a certain day, like before I even leave my house.
	I'm like, it's got to be bad out there today.
	It's got to be bad.
	I'll feel heavy.
	My head will pound.
	My nose doesn't stop running.
	The kids will have strange allergies out of nowhere.
	The fog a few weeks ago?
	Yeah, that crazy fog.
	Yeah, I didn't experience the fog stuff as much.
	She got sick.
	You got sick.
	Oh, that's when you got sick too.
	But I'm telling you, what they're dropping from the sky right now, and this is really fucked up, is super flammable.
	They're covering all this green.
	We've got to get the fuck out of here.
	It's not just here.
	When I went to Switzerland, it was insane.
	I was like, I'm so far away from home.
	I've never seen the sky sprayed more than I did there.
	They're doing it everywhere.
	There are a few states.
	That have asked for bans on it, like Tennessee did.
	Yeah.
	I don't know about Austin.
	I think Alabama got it banned, too.
	They did?
	And I don't know if they're keeping it up or not.
	Do you know Jessica Suda?
	She said that she didn't see him in the skies, but I don't fucking know.
	Why do they think they can do any fucking thing they want to us?
	I mean, how come there's no laws going, we have to protect the people who pay our salaries.
	It's insane.
	Otherwise, who's going to pay our fucking salaries?
	We're slaves.
	Yeah.
	To them.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	And it's insane.
	Like, they work for us, and they are hurting us and killing us, and we have to pay them fucking tax money to kill us more.
	So we're basically paying them to kill us.
	Yeah.
	It's...
	We are insane.
	We are fucking insane at this point.
	That's who has to wake up.
	But that's the thing.
	We know.
	It's...
	The other 50% that we're trying to convince, how do we rise up?
	How do we take a stand?
	Do we stop using our credit cards?
	Do we stop using our fucking money?
	How do we make changes?
	I remember when they were really pushing those 15-minute cities, and they were talking about it in London, and there were all of these people that were saying, just go in and use your money.
	Use money.
	Legal tender.
	No more fucking credit.
	Anything.
	And just show them that you are in charge.
	And without you, like if we stopped using Amazon and we stopped using all of the things that they give us, you know, we just refuse their fucking...
	But here's the thing.
	They spray that shit onto our crops.
	They spray that shit into the soil.
	All the food is contaminated.
	They're already fucking with our foods with the whole CRISPR shit.
	So all the food is...
	And water, like you said.
	Yeah, the water is going to be fucked up here.
	I don't know if there's...
	I mean, I hope...
	Well, we have a well in Texas.
	I hope Trump is.
	That's good.
	I mean, I think he's aware of, I hope he is.
	I think RFK certainly is.
	I think Maha, which, that's actually why I'm scared, because I think if they do nominate RFK and the Maha movement really does start, I don't know that they're going to let him do any of this shit.
	They're not going to let him stop the FDA or the chemtrails.
	They're going to fucking kill him like they did his dad and his uncle.
	I don't know.
	The chemtrails should be the first thing.
	He talks about it.
	Not even the food.
	Yeah.
	Not even, it should be the chemtrails first.
	I agree, because it falls down, and it probably has atrazine in it, which is why everyone's trans.
	I mean, you can't control the air you breathe.
	You can control what food you put in your mouth.
	We might be too far gone.
	Might be too late.
	Well, on that note, let's give a positive note.
	Well, no, but there's some, I mean, being in small communities, not going to school, keeping your family close.
	Not going to school is a real good one.
	Not doing that.
	Be around other like-minded people.
	That love you and that you love.
	That is a good start.
	It's a good start as any.
	Boil some water and put it in jars.
	That's a good one.
	Yeah.
	Ferment your foods.
	Well, we literally have a well that's pumped up.
	But of course, if the ground's toxic, the well water's toxic.
	But at least don't have to worry about the chem drills on it.
	Oh, well.
	The chemtrails freak me out.
	That has to be the first thing.
	And, you know, I think it played a big part with these fires, too.
	Yeah, definitely.
	They were doing it maniacally for the last three weeks.
	If they can cloud seed and make it rain, why didn't they make it rain?
	Yeah, because I'm so mad.
	And they can control the rain.
	They can make it rain.
	They can stop the rain.
	That's what I'm saying.
	Why didn't they make it rain?
	They can try the atmosphere, and that's what they're doing.
	Well, because they want to burn it down.
	What's going to happen on the East Coast right now?
	You're going to watch the East Coast freeze over right now.
	Yeah.
	Because they're doing it there, and they're going to cause unprecedented freezing cold weather.
	And then what if the grid goes down?
	What if the grid goes down?
	Everyone freezes in New York?
	Like, what's going to happen?
	New York, just the whole...
	Of course, I think New York, because I'm not going to tell you.
	But the whole East Coast, you know.
	So what are you saying?
	You're saying they're actually going to destroy the infrastructure of America.
	They...
	They've been working on it.
	They're not trying to do anything.
	You take something as simple, like a microcosm of a power line on Mulholland that some Porsche ran into.
	I heard some guy talking about it.
	They show the pictures of this power line.
	It's like a toothpick left of the bottom of the power line.
	It's a wooden...
	It's a big wooden power line, but they never fixed it.
	They have caution tape around it.
	It's on Mulholland.
	That is the biggest fire pit.
	Heidi was telling me a story about how they were replacing them with metal power lines, but because some hippie in the park saw that they were trampling on, I don't know.
	Was it milkweed?
	Or something, some kind of agriculture that, sure, we all want to save, but not at the expense of human life right now, the windstorms.
	So they wouldn't replace any of those power line, the wooden pieces to metal.
	I mean, being a communist is a certain sort of mental illness, and they should not be allowed to fucking hold office.
	Because it is a mental illness where you believe in a pretend world where you have to keep killing everyone who doesn't agree with you.
	That's a mental illness.
	But do you think she knew?
	That she would be part of degrading the city this way?
	Or do you think that Diane Bass?
	Or do you think the people above her?
	I think Newsom knows, but I don't know if he's that intelligent.
	They're all commies.
	That's all commies want is blood.
	That's why they got the hammer and the sickle.
	So they know who they're serving.
	They want blood.
	That's why it's red.
	They want blood.
	That's why I was so happy when the Republican thing turned red, because when we were kids, it used to be better red than dead, because that talked about Russia.
	They were the reds, the commie reds.
	Well, now, we're the reds, you know?
	We're the red hats, and they're the blue commie bastards.
	We're the white hats.
	Yeah.
	I think it's all by design.
	I'll just say that.
	It's all by design.
	And all they do is, every four years, flip it.
	Hey, the people are pissed.
	Hey, gas is $400.
	Throw the bums out.
	Okay, let's flip it.
	We threw the bums out.
	Now we got these bums in there.
	Gas went down $2.
	Yay!
	Four years later, throw the bums out.
	Flip it.
	He just raised it again.
	Well, that's why I like Trump, because you can see the way they're going after him, Republicans and Democrats.
	He must be for real on some level, because before that it was Bush and the flip to Gore and all that she was talking about.
	They hate Trump.
	They absolutely hate him, so he must be doing something.
	Everyone's a little freaked out now by how he was cracking up with Obama.
	Yeah, I was freaked out about it.
	What did you think of that?
	I tried to read their lips.
	I'm still very...
	I never really got inside with anybody.
	For me, it was the message.
	The message was wake the fuck up.
	That's it.
	Wake up.
	Be aware of all of these things.
	They happen to be talking about it on the right right now, so pay attention to them on the right.
	But this could fucking move back over to some other fucking name of a group.
	Who knows?
	All I know is I'm team humanity, man.
	That's it.
	I am team love.
	I'm like a real fucking hippie in my head.
	Not like the hippie psyop, whatever, but I really fucking care.
	I really fucking care a lot.
	Like I said, when you see people love each other.
	For what's happened.
	Yes.
	Because it could.
	It could.
	That's what I say.
	The right thing, everything could go right.
	It doesn't have to go wrong.
	Right.
	Just this one time, it could all go right.
	I think it's the frequency needs to be raised up.
	Yeah, I do too.
	The human frequency.
	It's just like we're so far behind in our...
	In our evolution, I think, in so many ways.
	I mean, we all, I feel like it every day.
	I'm like, God, I wish I could do something more.
	Like, I don't even know what to do.
	I wish I could be a fucking superhero.
	I wish I could go put those fires out with my hands, you know?
	I know.
	But, man.
	But there are answers, and so we just have to get them.
	Yeah, I don't trust any of them.
	I don't trust any of them, but I do want to trust my neighbor.
	And I want to believe.
	Like the whole Trump movement, I wanted to fucking so badly believe in all of it because they're talking about the right stuff.
	And that was what I was trying to show any of my friends that didn't quite understand.
	I'm like, no, no, no, you have it wrong.
	Just get over here first and then we can figure out if this place is safe.
	Like right now we're just fucking dodging bullets.
	It's non-stop trauma.
	Non-stop trauma.
	Particularly in blue cities.
	Because, you know, they make their most money on trauma.
	Yes.
	That's why they keep on inflicting it.
	But let's say goodbye because I'm old.
	Yeah, I want to get you home.
	It's 5.15.
	Get home before the winds blow.
	But I am so happy to have you and host you and talk with you.
	And we got to hang out too.
	Yes.
	Yeah, we should definitely hang out.
	We need to hang out.
	Let's talk about the new world order.
	Let's talk about the real shit.
	Well, I'm excited because this is the fourth time we've tried to record this with you guys.
	The first time we went into labor, we had sickness.
	So this has been actually, the first time we booked you was last April.
	No.
	Yeah, that's when my baby was born, April 27th.
	Yeah.
	We've been trying to do this for almost a year.
	The world has gone crazy since then.
	Oh yeah, we were in Austin.
	Yeah.
	You know what I want to do?
	Speaking of saying that the new world order, what I want to do, and I've asked people this, I want to get people that really know shit.
	Together and talk about the good stuff that's going on.
	Like a good Davos.
	I love that.
	You know, because there's a lot of really good stuff.
	I like that.
	There were a lot of underground organizations formed during the whole, you know, people that were trying to get Kennedy elected and all that stuff.
	And I feel like those organizations still need to be, you know, in touch.
	Because I think shit's going to be weird.
	Yeah.
	Do you know any of those people?
	Hook us up.
	We want to.
	We're going to go to the meetings.
	No, I want to have like a summit or a salon or a dinner.
	I've already talked to everybody about it.
	It's just that I need to go back to Texas.
	Yeah, everyone's in Texas.
	Everybody's in Texas now.
	You need to come to Texas.
	So I need to go back.
	Get out of here and come move with us.
	Yeah, go live in Texas with us.
	You don't have to live in Austin.
	There's plenty of places around.
	There's plenty of places.
	Where we live is country.
	It's beautiful.
	Are you guys out in...
	We shouldn't talk.
	Well, no.
	You're done.
	This is done, right?
	I'll tell you after.
	Wrap it up.
	Okay.
	That was the wrap-up smear.
	And we definitely enjoyed our conversation today with Drea.
	Thank you, Jake.
	This was my favorite episode.
	For real.
	So I was texting Hannah that it was the best.
	I'm about to be in so much trouble.
	Good.
	That's what we do here.
	Wow.
	Thank you.

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