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Jan. 25, 2025 - The Roseanne Barr Podcast
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Daddy's Home | The Roseanne Barr Podcast #84
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Greetings Americans!
How do you like that?
That's what I put a lot of thought into how it should be now.
Because I used to say greetings earthlings and, you know, reptilians and what have you and what have you that's tuning in.
But now I'm just going to talk to Americans.
And Americans, you know, they're all over the world.
And people who love America and prayed for America, prayed for Trump to win.
They're all over the world, too, and they did a good job, even if they're not in America or Americans.
But then, on the other side, a lot of people that are in America right now, they don't like America, so that's pretty fucked up.
But anyway, we got a lot of work to do, and we're going to do it today here on the Roseanne Barr podcast, where we fight on the mental level.
Welcome to the Roseanne Barr Podcast.
See ya.
Well,
I mean, anybody who's in America and don't like America, you know, you're going to, I don't, that don't seem right that you would be somewhere you don't like.
It ain't right.
You should go someplace else that you do like more, like, you know, a place that may perhaps, you know, I don't know where, but it shouldn't be someplace you don't like.
And if you don't like the people and you don't like how the people are or how the people do, well, then, you know, you need to You have two choices, two or three choices.
Number one is mind your own goddamn business, which is always the number one option, I feel, of any immigrant population.
That's what my immigrant grandparents and great-grandparents had to do.
So y'all should be doing that too.
Why do you think you're better than us?
You're talking legal immigrants, right?
Yeah.
I agree.
You're trying to...
Is that Marxism 101 right there?
You try to make the law-abiding, righteous citizen...
The enemy.
And excuse the most horrific and repulsive crimes by your political street gangs.
That's Marxism 101. And America's like, America needs to understand what's at risk.
And I guess it did.
I'm happy.
Well, you could just look at Europe and see what's at risk, or Venezuela.
I mean, there's plenty of examples to see what happens if we do what our enemies or even American Democrats want when you actually follow that model.
There's real-world examples of where that goes, and none of them are good.
You know, I didn't even know about how skank the...
You know, I was raised to be a red diaper baby and be a big old socialist boy.
My socialist family.
Until I read about the things that socialists did to people.
Oh my God, it's horrific.
Of course, they want to censor all of that and rewrite history.
It's all about rewriting history and causing bloodshed.
Rewriting history.
And, you know, there just seems that there should be a better way to do it.
You don't have to do that anymore, you know?
There's a smarter way to make things work better for all people in the world, besides military force, which is, you know, the planet of the apes mentality, where you've got to crack down on people and arrest them because...
They might be reading or speaking to each other.
And then at the end, what's so sad about that movie, there lies the Statue of Liberty.
And of course it was 2,000 years or something in the future.
It's already here.
But then you think about the Statue of Liberty and all that, thinking about all that and going down that rabbit hole.
Boy, are we brainwashed from birth on.
Our first breath, we're brainwashed.
Is that the, when you talk about the Statue of Liberty, you had done that on one of these episodes where someone was talking about how it was a symbol of Satan or something?
Is that what you're talking about?
I don't remember.
There's so much out there to read about it.
Like, is it a symbol of Lucifer?
Because that's the light bearer.
Oh yeah, she has the torch.
It has this one chain around her one foot which is connected to the chain around another statue's foot that's Lucifer or some crap.
You know, all they do is make idols and have rituals on certain days and they are very reptilian with it.
They can't help their self because they need Certain things to live.
That's what the whole vampire story is about.
Why do you think that's so...
Why do you think that's so popular?
Yeah.
All lore.
The vampire story from Hollywood and all of that.
It's always the sexuality of the vampire, the seducer.
You know, they always do that.
And I mean...
Because it's for real.
Yeah, they're always sexy vampires in Hollywood, which is very telling.
It's never like some disgusting old freakish vampire, you know what I mean?
We talk about that all the time.
Yeah, no, there is conditioning.
I think that.
I think that the vampire movies are...
Yeah, to make it sexy, like, hey, it's cool when somebody's tempting your soul.
Somebody's trying to get you to get addicted to something and do wrong and go against your best options in life.
That's sexy.
Somebody's really fucking with your ability to stay alive, ladies.
That's how dumbed down they got.
That's how evil.
They got us that stuff.
And then what do vampires live off?
What do vampires live on and require in the lore?
Human blood.
Vampire lore?
Yeah.
Blood.
And spirit.
Because they say, well, blood was a code for human spirit.
Because, of course, they don't have any human spirit.
So they're looking to suck that out of somebody else.
Yeah.
But it also could mean blood.
Could mean blood, you know?
Well, in the vampire lore, it's literal blood.
Bloodsuckers from your neck, and that's how they stay young.
I mean, when you actually look at it, you're like, holy shit, they've been showing us all along.
How long have I been saying that?
Well, you've been saying it for a long time.
I only noticed this after talking to you.
The first time I knew it was true was when I read Anne Rice's interview with the vampire.
That's when I knew that it was all true.
Yeah, it is true.
She's such a great writer.
I don't like how she went way out there too far for me.
But that book was incredible.
Well, vampires need human blood to survive and to stay young.
And they lie and they coax you.
And they can't be in the sun.
They can't have no sunlight.
And they have no reflection.
Transparency.
Yeah, no reflection.
No reflection.
They definitely have no self-reflection.
There you go.
They can't change what a vampire is.
It's just somebody who wants to look a certain way so they can get their victims and then they'll cover it up for them because they're good-looking, famous enough, and they make enough money for bigger vampires.
You know, they can get away with murder.
They can kill their wife or whatever.
Get away with it, you know, out there.
And you notice they're always wealthy.
You've never seen a movie where the vampire is poor.
It's like, hey, I'll work for blood.
They're always in a big mansion.
They're always very Harvey Weinstein.
Oh, my God, I should dress up.
Remember that one time when I dressed up and I went and stood in Beverly Hills with that sign?
Work for chocolate cake?
Yeah, I will.
Was it, I will do comedy for chocolate cake?
I think it was, I will work.
I'll look it up.
I will work for chocolate cake, I think you said.
But anyway.
This would be like, I would work for...
No, I forgot the idea.
The point is...
I think Hollywood's been telling us and showing us who they are for a long time through vampire movies and lore.
And it was their version of getting consent because none of us...
We talk about consent a lot.
None of us said, hey, this is freaky.
We're like, ooh, they are sexy.
Vampires are cool.
I'm going to dress up like a vampire for Halloween.
And Hollywood's like, let's keep raping kids and sucking their blood and making movies.
And we just went along with it.
And it was only until last year where we were like, holy shit, they were asking and forcing consent to do this because they really do do this.
We're going to lose our YouTube demonetization.
Well, a very small percentage of them do it.
I mean, a very small percentage of them do it.
However, in the larger sphere of things, and people at the very tip-top of things, you know, it's just an old pharaonic, it's just feudalism.
Yeah.
It's a pyramid structure, a pyramid scheme.
And, you know, there's a few at the tippy top and a lot at the bottom.
And to keep the lot at the bottom, you got to crush them.
And you can't like...
I told you that one princess I talked to, why the royals didn't like the Jews.
What did she say?
Well, because they started telling everybody all this democracy shit.
And the people ended up with nothing, way less than they had when they lived under, you know, a decent king or monarch.
So they destroyed all the monarchies with democracy, which is like mob rule and the worst thing in the world.
And, you know, that's Marxism 102, when you paint mob rule as civility.
Wasn't that what the Bolsheviks did?
Yeah.
See, no one's ever put it like that.
That's why I love you.
Because a lot of people hate Jews because of the Bolsheviks.
I follow a lot of the alt-right Nazi accounts.
And they say this is the Jews behind all this shit.
And I'm like, hey, I love democracy and I love Western ideals and I love Israel for that reason.
And then they keep saying it, but I never really thought about it.
It doesn't work.
Democratic republics work, but mob rule does not work.
That's true.
Wow.
No, democracies are shit.
Yeah.
Democracies are, you know, they love them because they all end up with, you know, three families at the top and everybody else is starving.
That's a democracy.
Like I said, Hitler, Germany was the greatest democracy that ever was.
Remember that speech I gave?
Yeah.
I need to start compiling my speeches so people can access them and see what I have to say.
Yeah, Nazi Germany was the greatest democracy ever.
They were consuming themselves.
It was like, that was like what I thought was behind that.
A lot of Hollywood movies is that, you know.
Not just the vampire thing, but the cannibal thing too.
To go ahead and like, you know.
Consume everything around you from things to other humans.
Then they start making serial killers be the heroes and sexy at the same time when the shit was going on.
I think we just do social experiments on people and keep a lot of records and then see how they can destroy a whole community and take bets on Who dies which way?
Because they're not like us.
They're nothing like us.
They don't have no ethics.
They don't care about nothing.
I'm convinced they are not human.
Well, vampires aren't human.
They're demons without a soul.
But real quick, are you cold?
You're shivering a little.
Are you cold?
I'm not really cold, but I'm just thinking about these concepts makes me shiver.
Okay, well I was going to say put a jacket on or something.
You're freaking me out.
Well, when I get into like that, I get like...
Well, I stayed at that house with you yesterday and it was like 55 degrees in there.
I kept telling you it was cold and you're like, you're cold?
Is it cold?
Maybe it is.
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah, please.
I worry about you.
I never know what cold is anymore.
Wait.
No.
Well, I can tell by you shivering that you're cold.
All right.
There you go.
There you go.
All right.
Anyway, we have to break for an ad any minute, but I want you to continue because this is really good.
Did you ever see Lord of the Rings?
No.
You read Tolkien?
A lot of it is like the trees, and when you look at it, like that perfect democracy, it is really about just burning everything up, taking everything from Mother Earth, just running like...
Blitzkriegen like the Germans did.
It is not a human, you know, sharing the space of the earth.
It's all consuming.
And it's what a lot of liberals think capitalism is, but it's actually way worse under socialism.
That's what it is.
That's what they're afraid of.
And we agree with them on that, right?
Am I over the target?
Yeah, I think so.
Yeah.
Well, let's break for our first ad.
I mean, you can make a lot of money in destruction and then turn around, say you had a change of heart and now you want to be a builder and not go to hell between the two, but somewhere you need to go to hell between the two.
If you're rushing in to buy disastrous land where people's...
You know, it was their blood lived there, like in Maui.
Yeah.
And you're still thinking, buy low, sell high.
Man, you're just like, you know, you're a fucking demon, man.
You gotta go.
Do us all the favor and say your nightly prayers and pray that God will just take your soul right now before the law gets a hold of you.
You know?
What's even worse is like economic hitman that the American government and CIA have employed.
They've had these people whistleblow what they do to countries.
It is by design.
We go into other countries.
We loan out this money.
They can't pay it back.
We collapse our economy.
We take over.
And then we sell it off for parts.
It's like it's an actual economic plan.
And they're open about it.
It's not even a conspiracy theory.
This is actually the plan that our government and a lot of governments do.
That's how the state consumes private industry.
That whole bullshit concept that I said.
Marxism is the inverse of vulture capitalism.
They're all the same fucking bullshit thing, man.
How do you do something else?
I really think something else is going to happen.
I told you that.
It's the third thing.
Did you see the old decrepit?
I shouldn't say it that way.
The old Pope there being wheeled in his law.
And what is it?
What do you call those things?
Wheelchair.
Yeah.
He's being wheeled along there and he declares the Jubilee and they open the secret doors there that they never have opened there.
Inner Sanctum there of the Vatican there where the Pope lives in Vatican City.
It's its own nation.
So he comes out and he declares this is the year of the Jubilee.
This just happened?
Yeah, that's what I've been watching.
So I didn't know any of this.
Other info that was going on about getting inaugurated or nothing.
Well, let me catch you up, but let's do this ad real quick.
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I was just glad Trump won, and after that I figured I'd see the speech on, I could watch that at night when I couldn't sleep, you know.
But I didn't, you know, watch.
Well, that's what this podcast episode is, and these are my favorite witnesses, you and I, because I basically tell you what's going on in the world.
I know, I have no idea, because I've been watching the Pope, and what Biden tried to do to the Jewish people on his way out the door, and then that was just despicable and upsetting, and then seeing the next day, Trump's like, oh no.
I mean, the world press is just exposing themselves for being very, very compromised.
I think these globalists are gearing up for another pandemic scare after they failed at the ballot box in November.
You know, they got to punish us now.
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I'm going to catch up on the news, but I want you to finish your thoughts because I kind of cut you off, sorry.
But the Biden exit strategy with Israel that's got you upset.
Basically, you've been obsessed with Israel and Gaza and stuff.
You don't even know what's going on in the world.
Like, I called you to tell you about Larry Ellison and all the stuff Trump's doing.
You're like, what did he do?
No, I don't hear any of this shit.
Yeah, you've been in deep research mode.
So what did you find with Biden and his exit strategy with Israel?
And then I'll catch up on the news.
It's just too repulsive to even fucking compute, to equivocate hostages with terrorists.
That is fucking so immoral.
I mean, you're going to hell.
You'd believe that way, there's no hope, and you're going straight to fucking hell.
I can tell you, if you are going to equate rapists, murderers, butchers with the people who are taken as hostages from their homes and say, This is an equal trade and that those terrorists get to go right back to where they lived when they did it.
Right.
And, of course, be hailed as heroes because they've been told they won.
Right.
They won because of October 7th.
And that's what Biden wanted to happen.
Yeah.
I did find it really interesting to watch.
That is some fucking...
Well, it also wasn't an equal trade.
It wasn't like one hostage for one terrorist.
No, it was one hostage for a hundred or some terrorists.
Forty.
So in the eyes of the world government.
But it just shows.
It just shows.
And then when Israel goes, fine, from now on we will execute everyone who we arrest.
So you won't be doing that again.
Then they'll scream bloody murder for that.
They never see that, you know, accelerating brutality causes accelerating brutality against them.
The people are not going to just sit and take it.
No.
Your people do.
We can't figure that out.
Why?
Except for that it's like gangs in East L.A. where you go door to door and scare the fuck out of everybody.
Make their kids.
Sell drugs for you and work in tunnels.
We know you do that.
Use them as soldiers.
We know how you do.
You use terror on your own people.
But in Israel, they don't do that.
So that's a real interesting war.
And it's one that has to be won.
It ain't congruent to be living on the same area doing that.
So it will be won.
And you can cry all you want is my prediction.
You don't want none, don't start none.
And when you lose...
Well, I kind of...
You start in the shit, that's what you wanted, that's what you got.
Now you're calling yourself victors?
You want to taunt that motherfucker even worse?
Well, how is it that they were victorious when just a week ago they were victims of a genocide?
And it was funny to watch people dancing in the street in nice...
Clothes, they weren't tattered.
They all looked well fed.
They all need Jenny Craig with their starvation.
Well, they've been stealing the supplies Israel was giving the Palestinians and eating them and shooting any Palestinian that tried to eat the food.
But they're out there going, yeah, we survived the genocide.
Some guy posted, I survived the genocide.
He's 180 pounds, probably.
And I'm like, have you ever seen anyone that actually survived the genocide?
They don't look like that.
They're not in clean clothes out in a fucking lawn chair.
People have been had and bullshitted.
And what's really sad, actually, about all this is that both the left and the right are falling for this.
Usually it's one side or the other.
The left is an idiot.
The right's been smart.
But now there's a convergence of retard from each side.
And that's what's most terrible.
You know, they're all competing for that hillbilly Nazi dollar.
Yeah.
And they're proud for it, too.
Like, Candace Owen, she can't wait for she to get more click from them.
Excuse me, she's happy to get those clicks.
And so is the other side in all of them.
And they will get a lot of clicks.
Hello?
They will.
But, you know, at a certain point, you know, you'll have to give the devil his due.
If you're going to go testing the devil like that, you're going to have to give the devil his due.
And you are testing the devil like that.
Trying to call the, you know, trying to spout Iranian propaganda and Muslim Brotherhood bullshit and call that, you know, conservative.
I'm sorry, I won't let you do it, sweetheart.
And that'll probably end up with me being silenced by Trump's thing because he ain't doing shit about it.
But whatever.
I'm here not to be in the inner circle.
I'm here to police the inner circle.
And I do have a voice.
And that is how I will use it.
I'm not.
Trump, we elected him to do what we want him to do.
And he knows that.
And we're going to trust him to do it.
But, you know, some of these things, they need to be talked about.
And he needs to, you know, he likes to do, you know, So, you know, he needs to be asked those kind of questions.
Absolutely.
I want to be one of the people to ask him those questions.
Because I wouldn't let him, you know, and I wouldn't let nobody off easy.
I don't do that.
But I also am not hard to anyone.
I just want the truth.
And so far, I think I have...
Gracefully got the truth from a lot of important people.
And I'm happy to have done it.
And I think we did a really good job in changing a lot of people's minds over, what, seven years and bringing them more to the middle and to MAGA. What does it mean to be for your own family, your own self, your own community, your own nation?
What does that mean?
That means a total divestment of all the Marxist bullshit that's been forced down our throats, our kids' throats, and their throats since the Kennedy assassination.
That's how it's going to go, you know?
But it's nearing the end.
Well, I hope so.
I'll tell you, Trump today announced an investment with Larry Elson of Oracle, and I forget the guy's name.
OpenAI, the company that murdered a whistleblower last week.
And it's got a lot of people that support Trump upset, myself included.
And I know you've missed this news.
And yes, we know Trump has to make deals.
And we understand he's the president of the United States now.
And we're not going to love everything he does.
There's bipartisanship, all that stuff.
With that said, dealing with people that are purely satanic and...
Like, murder whistleblowers is not really a good start, especially two days in.
There was a lot that I liked about what Trump did in his first two days as president.
I love the speech.
I love the executive orders.
But this one has me and a lot of people upset.
I'll tell you, Drea D'Amato, Drea DeMatteo, for instance, texted me today.
Like, she's pissed off.
What is it?
I don't even know.
What is it about?
It's just dealing with...
It's like...
And this is the thing about Trump that I don't like.
I know you and I have had our disagreements.
What is it that everybody's upset with?
I don't know.
It's like he's working with Larry Elson of Oracle.
Oh, they don't like Larry Elson?
Is that what it is?
No.
I mean, Oracle's basically...
Behind this neo-social credit movement in America, the shit that we did not vote for is MAGA. We don't want our data tracked.
We don't want to be spied on.
We don't want to make fun of China.
Well, Oracle is heavily invested in doing that.
That's what they do.
They data mine.
They hold your stuff.
This is a guy we all hate is MAGA. And Trump's up there on stage going, hey, this guy's going to give us a big investment.
So that was not good.
But I understand that he's got to work with corporations, blah, blah, blah.
But the open AI, which, yes, AI is very important.
It's important that we're on top of that.
When you're siding with a company that literally murders a whistleblower, and it's not a conspiracy theory.
It's pretty obvious that they did it.
That made a lot of us scared because we're the people that voted like, hey, you're going to put RFK in.
We're going to drain the swamp.
And day two, he's got fucking Larry Elson and OpenAI there, like a whistleblowing, murdering, social credit corporatists in there.
Buddy, buddy.
It was not a good look.
A lot of people are pissed.
Now, I'm not as pissed because I know that Trump is a capitalist.
I expect this kind of shit.
I knew this the first term.
It doesn't bother me as much because I didn't see Trump as like a deity.
But it's certainly...
He'll get him.
He'll be like, look.
It's like Trump, you know, Trump will be like this.
Look, your shit ain't good for my brand.
Change it or lose the deal.
So he will.
A lot of people are saying that in defense of Trump.
But I just, I don't want to be one of those people that constantly defends Trump.
Like, I don't want to be a liberal with Biden.
Well, you have to keep defending him when it makes fucking sense.
But you also have to call out.
If it doesn't make sense, then don't.
Well, it's too early to tell if there's a 5D chess move or whatever.
I'm just saying, it's not a good look, and a lot of people have the right to be upset.
And we have the right to call him.
There's all these signs that people have missed.
Look it.
I'm opening this line, and there's...
I love...
Oh, there's...
The halo.
Well, I just wanted to let you know.
It's not doom and gloom, but, like, I want RFK. I want to go after the FDA. I want to drain the swamp.
I want to take the pharmaceutical.
I want chemtrails taken care of.
I want my kids to drink clean water.
I don't want Oracle face scanning and making sure I tweet the right thing before I can take a shit in public.
So that's made me a little nervous.
That's all I'm saying.
Maybe you see something different than I do, and that's fine.
Well, like I said when I gave my speech there on how I would Use our strong army.
That Larry Ellison thing.
Why not these fucking perverts?
They should be under all that kind of shit with facial recognition.
All these fucking pedos and perverts and fucking half-wit criminal motherfuckers.
Hells yeah, they should all be under that shit.
Just the rest of us that don't do anything wrong should not be.
I agree, but it never goes that way, though.
I mean, that's like...
If you didn't do anything wrong, you don't have to worry about the Patriot Act.
I would agree with you in spirit, but we all know when government gets involved, it's never going to be doled out fairly.
They're going to choose who they like and don't.
They're going to fuck you.
And that's scary.
That's all.
No, I know how to solve government.
You just get four women in a room.
That solves all government.
You can't even solve anything with four women in a room.
You can't even solve a basic math problem with four women in a room.
How are you going to solve government?
Because you're going to go like this.
Only one walks out of here alive.
That's how it's going to go.
Female Thunderdome.
Hells yeah.
And especially if I'm in there, bitches.
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So that was the news with Trump.
Oh my God.
Yeah, a lot of people are pissed.
A lot of people are pissed, but I guess...
Because they don't like Larry Ellison?
Is that why they're pissed?
Yeah, I mean, it's Oracle, Ma.
It's like if Trump got up there with...
It's as bad as Bill Gates.
Oh.
The other one that pissed him off was the MRNA, and I want to talk about that because I saw a lot of conservatives.
Aren't those the shots everyone hated?
Yeah, but let me bring a little bit of...
Sanity back to this discussion because I've seen a lot of MAGA getting pissed off about this.
Yeah.
And also other things, but let's only talk about what's important.
I don't care about the hand of the Bible.
That looked like just a snafu.
I know Melania was holding Lincoln's Bible.
I think it just started too quick.
I don't really care about it.
It's a little weird, but no, this was about the MRI. It's because he did not need to take the oath on the Bible since he's never left.
He's always been the president.
Well, there you go.
You heard it here first.
He was president all along.
Why do you think he drove in on Air Force One to the inauguration?
Biden didn't do that.
Biden had to come in and baggage claim through Delta Airlines.
But Trump came in to, you know, Air Force One to get sworn in.
Think about it.
Well, some people said he was sworn in over the weekend because of security threats, but it doesn't matter.
That's a whole other thing.
I just want to say the mRNA technology was originally developed to do basically a cancer vaccine.
That technology, we all hate it now because everyone's heart exploded.
Fuck you, YouTube, with the vaccine.
But the COVID vaccine was using mRNA technology.
It wasn't the other way around.
So for Trump to get up and talk about mRNAs, And cancer research and cancer vaccines, that is actually not that scary.
I just want to be clear.
The COVID thing was bullshit.
Operation Warp Speed was bullshit.
Trump never wanted to mandate it.
So that one's the other one that's flipped everybody out.
But I'd like to say, let's just relax a little.
There's nothing wrong with mRNA technology on its face.
Obviously, you tested safely, which they didn't do for COVID. And we're not saying to do that.
But the technology for cancer vaccines, this is something I invested in five years ago.
Buck has been talking to you about this for almost 10 years.
This cancer vaccine research has been around a long time.
It's actually very promising and exciting.
It's why Martha Stewart had to go to prison.
Oh, really?
Why?
I didn't know that.
Her brand was going to sell the cancer vaccine at Walmart.
Hmm.
Can't have that.
All right.
Well, anyway, I'm just catching up on that.
The other thing I need to catch you up on, although you already know, you had the number one hip-hop song in America this week.
You barely even talked about it.
I know.
That's how quick the news cycle is.
No, you're a rapper, and you haven't even talked about it publicly yet.
I know.
It was so exciting.
Can we talk about that for just five minutes?
Yeah.
We've got to have Tom back on.
With Nova and talk about how exciting.
Well, Tom McDonald, obviously we love.
He's a friend of the show.
He's a friend of ours in real life.
I've been on the phone with him all week.
Yeah, I love Nova.
But Tom, Tom's my boy.
And he's been really pushing it.
He wanted to get you that number one billboard plaque.
I don't know if that's going to happen.
But he's trying.
It's so sweet.
It's very sweet.
But here's the thing that I know you know about the lyric.
I'm pretty sure that it was human manipulated to crash your song because for those of you who don't know...
They can't let me have any success after...
They can't?
No, they're never going to quit on me, I guess.
They're never going to let me have it.
They're never going to say, Roseanne, we fucked you over for no goddamn reason.
Sorry, Roseanne.
We still...
All your ideas.
But fuck you.
Yeah.
They can't.
And you come back with, you know, after having the number one show and kicked off the air, you come back with the number one song and you were happy about it, as you should have been.
It was a rap song, too.
Yeah, no, it was a huge success.
Still the number one video on YouTube as we record this almost four or five days later.
But what's funny is they took your words.
And iTunes, Amazon, and Spotify changed your words when you're saying facts, facts, facts.
They actually wrote GGS three times.
And when you said Granny's going bad, they said the Spanish going back was the actual words on Apple, Amazon, and Spotify to make it look like you're saying, hey, we're going to send all the Mexicans home.
They tailored it.
They're so racist.
They're so racist.
They changed your words, then wrote articles about how you're basically rapping about calling everyone fat and saying the Spanish are getting deported, which was obviously never the word.
And they ran with it.
They never discuss, and this is why I'm writing a huge editorial about it.
What do you call it?
When you do something on purpose, what's that word?
Intent?
I don't know, actually.
Yeah, when you intend to do destruction to a Jewish artist over and over and over, which, you know, that's where they've done it to me.
Yeah.
And, you know, from their trans shit on, it all started with their trans shit.
But really...
That was because they called me a, you know, a Zionist occupying baby murderer, the trans.
Way back, you know.
Because I took kid's side against a man in a girl's sauna.
Right.
And who said he was a woman.
But anyway, her penis was offensive to the little girls.
So, they've hated me for that for a long, long time.
But that was really the war.
That was what was great about this war that they lost.
Because I told you, they always go too far.
The left always pushes it too far to where they become so fucking repulsive because they have to They have to pander to the lowest fucking common denominator that they can find, and being as they are that, you know what I mean?
Mm-hmm.
Because I've seen it.
Well, it's fascinating.
You know, we know that the tweet, and then when you were on Theo Vaughn, you made a joke about the Holocaust.
As a Zionist, they said you denied the Holocaust.
They're now saying Elon Musk did the...
They keep doing the tired playbook, but I've seen them misconstrued, like your tweet.
They took it, they called it racist.
But this week, when you had the number one song, they actually changed your words and then posted fake words that you didn't say and said they were yours and wrote a bunch of articles.
Well, they changed my words with the tweet, too, because remember, it was underneath a meme.
It was a meme.
The captioning of a meme, which they'll never show that meme that I captioned.
No, I know.
Well, that's what it is.
So it's like they're doing it again.
But the good news is...
They really, really did.
Well, I was thinking about it.
It's a long time.
But, you know, it's just because I was not down with Obama and, you know, that I consider the Obama administration to be The most anti-Semitic organization in the world.
And I still do.
And they've proven that.
So that's really why they took me down.
And never giving me a chance to even explain that to the American people.
Which I want to say about this election, why I was thrilled.
Because to me, this election was proof that America...
Israel rejects the anti-Semitism of the left and right.
80% of America understands why Israel is important to America.
Yeah.
And vice versa.
Yeah.
They don't like that.
Well, you'd have to be pretty.
Israel is also helpful in Africa.
They don't like that one neither.
But times are changing.
Okay.
Times are changing.
Well, it's pretty telling that even when Trump's inaugurated and you write the unofficial inauguration song, and even two days in, they couldn't...
You know they were seething on the left.
They've been trying to come after you for so long.
Every time they think they knocked you down, it's over.
Even the podcast, which they can't really control, which is why we...
We still got demonetized by YouTube.
They still hide our viewer count.
They still fuck with you all the time.
Then you have the number one song on Trump's Inauguration Day.
They changed words.
They've dropped it.
We've been able to look.
At age 70. Think about it.
At age 72 after a lifetime career.
At age 72. To be twerking, bitch.
Are you shitting me?
Fuck you.
But I mean, a lifetime of fighting for the little guy.
This is what I want to say, and then I'll stop.
I hate the little guy.
No, they hate you because they feel like you betrayed him.
Well, I figured it out.
Because they've always hated Trump and the right-wingers.
But you were a hero of the left for so long and so provocative.
You got canceled the first time, actually, by the right after the national anthem.
And they saw you as one of them.
And then now you've flipped sides.
It's like your mom.
Betraying you is how they feel.
And that's why they're so vicious against you.
But I love that you keep coming back.
You keep having success.
You don't stop.
You keep winning.
And it doesn't matter.
We don't even get down when they lie and say that you said facts, facts, facts.
We didn't even get mad.
I mean, we posted it.
I called the lawyer.
I was mad.
But you were like, whatever.
That's what they're going to do.
They can't.
Let you have it.
And it's actually just making them look worse and worse.
And this is the reason Trump won.
This is the reason we win.
We're the establishment now.
We've won the ground game.
We've won the narrative.
We have moral authority now.
And they're done.
And they know it's over.
We have podcasts.
We have memes.
We win everything now because we're not horrible, vicious like us.
So congrats.
I'm proud of you.
We won it all.
You know why?
Why?
Because we've got the truth on our side.
Yeah.
Try that, bitches.
Try that one time, all you PR lesbian whores.
Also, now, look, two days into Trump's administration, we're already talking about things that we're highlighting that we're not agreeing with.
They never did that once for Biden or Kamala.
They just kept going, well, whatever they say.
They're the sycophants.
They're in a cult.
Well, they are.
They're a devil cult, but probably that chef had something to say, but they didn't want to hear it.
But Jenny had something to say.
I hear he didn't like Michelle.
Allegedly.
Where is Michelle anyways running around?
Not doing her wifely duties there.
I bet he is with Jennifer Aniston.
That is the current internet theory for those who don't know that Barack apparently is divorcing Michelle Obama and dating Jennifer Aniston.
That's what they're saying in Hollywood.
Everybody's all jacked up on that.
I don't think it's true.
That Jennifer Aniston is getting some of that.
I don't buy it for two reasons.
I don't think Obama would be that.
Like sloppy in public.
And two, Jennifer Aniston is a female.
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To me, the biggest news of all of this.
More than anything.
That's a good thing.
It's an amazing thing because you know that means he can use the government, the military to fight them.
We are at war with the cartel.
Well, yeah.
I mean, they really are who is in control of our government.
They are.
The cartels are the foot soldiers of private enterprises and private, what do they call them?
All the people that work for the CIA? Spooks?
No, the private contractors.
Yeah, private contractors.
That's the word I'm looking for, thanks.
All private contractors.
It's just going to come down to that, which is great because all that needs is a lot of sunshine.
And American people know, with that doge and other things that Trump's trying to do, we can really clean things up and have them at least be a little bit more efficient.
Maybe not 100% in the beginning, but somewhat better.
And I think that's good.
To aim for excellence is good.
Absolutely.
And another thing people don't know about this cartel terrorist thing is like, yeah, it sounds like a good soundbite and we're going to send the military.
The street gangs of the people who pay, the people who sit in Congress who are really just paid prostitutes for lobbyists.
They hold the position that lobbyists then pay them off to write certain laws that are pro that lobby.
That shouldn't be.
No.
It shouldn't.
But what I'm saying is the cartel, everyone thinks, oh, it's just, you know, the Sinaloa cartel in Central America and Mexico and whatnot.
But the cartel has infiltrated America.
And what people don't understand about declaring this a terrorist organization is we can actually investigate corrupt Americans.
And let's just say, for example, that the cartel was involved, I don't know, in a governor race in a state that, you know, someone that's been on the show lost, even though she...
Obviously, clearly won.
We can actually investigate that governor who won in that state.
And things like that that nobody's talking about.
Everyone thinks it's going to be like a shootout on the border like Pablo Escobar style.
But we can actually investigate American politicians that are involved with the cartel.
We can actually look into them because this is a terrorist organization.
We always knew it was.
But now that it's declared, that opens up the full power of the U.S. America is going to be shocked.
It's going to.
How this entire government is owned by cartels.
And, you know, they get their candidate in, and then they write the laws pro-trafficking children.
That's how the cartels...
Oh my God, it's so devilish.
If you don't know it...
A lot of people think the cartel just does fentanyl and heroin, but it's actually human trafficking is their main source.
And this is a war against human trafficking and child trafficking.
That's one of the reasons we wanted Trump all along.
It's happening.
That's what Trump does.
Those of us who know, know.
And I get being upset about Larry Elson and all that stuff, and I'm glad we're holding Trump's feet to the fire, but let's not overlook one of the most important things, which is...
How huge this is for child freedom.
Nobody's talking about it.
I haven't seen anybody else say this.
So I just wanted to get it out there.
That the cartel terrorist organization thing isn't just, hey, we're going to go send troops into Mexico or Colombia.
This means we can investigate on American soil human trafficking and child trafficking.
That's what that means.
People don't know, but people who follow Derek Johnson know that We've done it every place else on Earth, but we haven't been able...
You know, we've done some here, but then Biden got in and put an end to it, but now we'll do it here.
All the tunnels, all these trafficking tunnels.
Yeah.
Terror tunnels are trafficking tunnels.
Yeah.
And also...
You know, Trump did, I heard 200 executive orders, forgive me if I get the name wrong, but...
I love that he took away clearance for those 51 who said, who lied to the American people about the Biden thing.
Yeah.
It's good that there's somebody paying the price for lying.
It is.
But what Biden did when you were focused on Biden and Hamas and his love of Hamas, what he did that I think is the most disgusting thing, I was really angry about it.
The preemptive pardons to Fauci, Adam Schiff, Liz Cheney, like the whole James Six, like the people that were obviously criminals the whole time that we were mad at.
And we voted for Trump to go after these people.
They got a preemptive pardon at midnight the day before.
And I'm pissed about it.
Okay, so you're saying that's not a worry.
That's disinfo.
The fact is, you cannot be...
Pardoned from a crime you did not commit.
There are no charges against you and they were never brought against you.
You can't be pardoned from a crime you were never charged for.
That's just tap dancing bullshit.
And it wouldn't matter anyway because you can never be pardoned from treason.
Did you see that Catherine Herridge?
I thought this was a good thing.
Catherine Herrod's show was like, well, we're going to Guantanamo.
They're going to Guantanamo to witness the military tribunals there because they're still going on from 9-1-1.
Do you believe that?
No.
Now they've finally been open to the public.
So that's huge.
I didn't know this.
It's all about...
Disclosure now.
You know, I've said that.
This year is going to be big disclosure.
Because people have to know what was done in their name and what their kids were asked to go and die for.
They have to know.
Are you talking about post-9-11, like Operation Freedom or whatever it was called?
Are you talking about...
Just general American foreign policy, which is a fancy word for military invasions, to destabilize.
General American foreign policy since...
I mean, it changed with Johnson.
I think that these things will be disclosed so the American people will see.
How our country changed after the assassination of JFK, Martin Luther King, Bobby Kennedy.
After the American people see Anne 9-1-1 and these, who's behind all this?
Where does this all come from?
Why does it happen?
We have to know.
And so then, then we can actually make an informed decision in our vote.
But until then, I think that's why Trump didn't touch the Bible because it's like, there can't be any fucking...
Serious inauguration after the election was stolen in 2020. Come on.
Interesting.
That's what we're seeing, too.
We're seeing the disclosure of the theft.
Well, you're doing the Derrick Johnson thing.
You and I talk about your theory that Trump was commander-in-chief all along, which I think is fascinating.
I always tease you for it, but it is a fascinating theory.
I personally...
I don't subscribe to it, if that's the word.
I'll tell you, it was weird.
It was a military operation.
It was a military operation, and if you read the military stuff, you can't say you don't believe in military laws and orders.
You can't say you don't believe in actual law.
It exists.
I know.
We had Derek on.
It was a great show.
I love Derek.
I'm just saying, I don't really believe that Trump was actually commander-in-chief because I don't think that half the shit that happened under Biden would have happened if Trump was in charge.
People died.
I don't think that would have happened.
I would like to believe it didn't.
If I found out it was a military op, I'd be pissed.
You're going to let these people die?
No, he didn't have...
He let Biden take it.
So, you know, he let them take it.
But he still controlled the Cheyenne Mountain.
He still controlled the Keys.
He didn't give up the Keys because he knew that, you know, they hadn't really won.
So he locked down Cheyenne Mountain.
And that's what it's about.
So that's the power he did have.
He had a nuclear power and he had Space Force.
So there was something to stop them.
Although they still don't think there's anything to stop them.
And they just are like, hey, if we got to call World War III down in the name of NATO imperialism, then that's what we're going to do.
I mean, I don't know if things are going to be okay.
Just because he won, I think maybe it's going to be worse.
I don't know.
I think it's probably going to get worse because, you know, when you say if people knew who was behind JFK, I think it's pretty obvious because the president before JFK warned us who it was.
He said it in a pretty public speech.
And four years later, Kennedy's head's blown off and we're in Vietnam and we've been pretty much...
Making money for those people that Eisenhower warned us about.
I think it's pretty obvious if they're not the only people culpable, they're certainly at the top.
And Trump is a peacemaker.
And he even said that in his speech.
Like, that's what I want to be remembered of.
I want to be remembered as a peacemaker.
And he talked about how, more importantly, he said in this speech, I love my favorite moment.
He said, more importantly, the wars we're not going to get into.
And I'm like, okay, these people have been on the backs.
of government and lobbyists and American people since the 40s, this military-industrial complex, they're not going to let Trump come in and just be like, hey, we're not going to go to war.
They're not going to do it.
And the last guy that tried it was JFK, right?
So I think it's going to get worse.
I think they're going to try and destabilize.
I think they're going to try and crush Trump as much as possible.
So when the midterms come, Democrats will have a platform to run on and then he's a lame duck and then get him out.
It's this two years is really all we have to make impact.
And I don't think they're going to do it.
The only thing I think will keep him at bay if we do win is that Trump does.
Put a shit ton of money into defense.
He even said in the speech, I'm going to build the greatest military again.
So I think maybe these military industrial complex private contracts...
The other thing that I said, I was going to push him on.
I'm going to push him on.
Public education.
That's what he's got to get going.
He's got to get that going everywhere for the kids.
Public education.
And it's got to be the best fucking...
Education in the public schools, the safest fucking public schools, the greatest public schools on earth for the people of this country.
I want that to happen.
And of course with public schools, you've got to have the health care for the people too.
You've got to come up with something.
You don't want to have this and that.
There's something.
And Trump, you said you're going to figure it out in the first term.
Then we got COVID and you got waylaid.
But brother, you owe that to the American people because you know people are...
We don't want to be dying under the Obama, like Sarah Palin said, their courts where they decide...
I've seen them spend money to give facelifts to 90-year-olds and deny a kid a kidney.
This ain't...
This isn't right.
And Trump, you owe that.
You owe that to the American people.
Decent health care for all.
And schools.
That's why we pay taxes.
Roads, schools, military.
And I'd say health care too.
Some sort that doesn't interfere with the whole machine.
But I love that he started the external tax revenue system.
Okay, so you saw that.
That was brilliant.
Absolutely brilliant to collect on foreign companies the money they owe us in taxes and tariffs.
Shit that got their hoses hooked into the American people's money.
American taxpayer money.
Hell yeah, and all that grift and shit.
So American taxpayers have to live in fucking shit areas and unsafe shit areas and pay for that shit in Dubai.
Are you shitting me?
I can't take it.
And that has nothing whatsoever to do with race.
So kiss my fucking ass, you cocksucking motherfucker.
Or the department.
Don't ever say cocksuckers.
That ain't good because that's pointing out only the gays.
And that's like saying the gays.
Only the gays if you say cocksuckers.
Because the gays, that's a put down to the gays saying cocksuckers.
I go, no it ain't.
Everybody sucks cock.
That's my fault with Rosie O'Donnell at one time.
That's actually very telling of Rosie O'Donnell that she thinks only gay guys perform oral sex on men and not women.
I know, but we got in a big fight over it.
Because she's like, don't say cocksucker.
Because that's a put down of...
Gays.
Mel gays.
I go, no, it ain't.
Everybody sucks cock.
A lot of people suck it for money.
I'm talking about them.
You make a fascinating point.
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But I met with your business manager today.
He was in town.
And we were talking about different ways to invest now that Trump's in.
And it was like this whole exciting new world.
And your business manager's not a Republican.
Let's just say that.
But he was like, well...
I don't think so.
We didn't talk, but my point is he was like, hey, we could do this, this, now.
He's definitely excited about a lot of things.
He did warn about volatility in the stock market, and I asked him if I could bring this up on the show today because he thinks this external IRS, or the ERS, external tax revenue system, and the tariffs.
And also just the people hating Trump in general, the military industrial complex.
He's actually saying like, you know, it's probably going to be good for a little while.
And then he expects some volatility in the market for anybody that's invested in the stock market, something to look out for.
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We'll talk about it later.
But the reason I'm bringing this up is I just, like I said earlier, I don't know that they're just going to let Trump come in and do all these EOs.
I think they're going to fight hard.
I think they're willing to crash the economy.
I think they're willing to go to World War III. I think they'll do anything.
I mean, I'm surprised you even got...
I think they're over and they know it, but the only thing they got less is...
The only thing they have left is how many people, how many more people they can destroy before they're taken down.
I mean, they don't have any morals where they go, you know what, we're caught.
We shouldn't take any more innocent people and families down.
But they don't have that capacity to do that.
We're going to keep fighting.
We'll step on who we have to step on, even though we know we lost.
Oh, well, we'll show we're powerful by the people we destroy and the communities we destroy and the children we destroy.
Because that's how we are.
You know, sad.
You might be right.
I mean, like you even said, with your song being number one of them to change your words to make it sound like you were chanting fags, to try and put the final nail in your coffin of all the stuff they say about you.
It's like they don't even care that you didn't say it.
They don't even care that you've been a fighter for their agenda.
40, 50 years as a progressive.
They just hate you, and they hate us, and they hate MAGA, and they hate Trump, and they don't give a fuck about anything but destruction.
It's pathetic, and I think everybody finally sees through it.
You have been talking about this a long time, but I think people finally see through it now.
But I think you're right.
I don't think they're just going to go, okay, we've been had.
We lost.
They know.
They're on to us.
I think they're going to go, okay, now we've really got to fuck shit up.
Yeah, it's the two-year-old that has the bad potty training, which I always say, well, you know, I told my mom I'm not going on the potty and she don't listen, so now I'm going to smear my shit all over the walls and show her who's boss.
It's that.
Even Freud says that, and he was a perv.
I think you're right.
I think we're going to witness that.
It's the shit smearing on the wall crap that your toddlers do.
They can't go beyond the toddler realm of thought.
They can't go into the larger arena or the marketplace of thinking that makes civilization go.
They don't have that capacity.
Because they have no self-reflection, which is why vampires can't see themselves in the mirror.
Because they're vampires.
There's nothing there.
It's pure AI, a vampire.
I'd love to do a vampire show where it was all AI. You know what I mean?
Are you saying the AI is a vampire?
Yeah.
Yeah, I think so too.
A vampire AI. That'd be a good thing.
That'd be fun to write that.
I mean, I kind of think that's what it probably is.
I think my ultimate destiny, the more I... Check it out, you know.
I think I need to go to Jerusalem and begin my tap dancing academy there.
For children or anyone, you're going to teach tap dancing?
Shirley Temple Impressions.
Would you like to learn to tap dance?
Before you do that, or are you just going to open the front of me?
Well, you haven't seen me tap dance?
I've seen you do a tap gesture a few times.
I wouldn't consider you a tap dancer.
Why?
You saw me tap dance at the Rosie O'Donnell School of Dance.
Yeah, and I know that you have tap shoes.
You can do the, like, full lap, all chain thing.
But I wouldn't.
I mean, I... I'm sorry, am I offending you?
I didn't know you took tap dancing.
I don't think you're like Gregory Hines level, are you?
I think I am.
Okay, well.
Because I did hang out with Gregory Hines and we did discuss tap.
Was he impressed by your tap skills?
He was impressed by my timing and trying to get my feet to go with that.
Well, I do remember you did take tap lessons, I remember, in Brentwood.
I always was taking the tap.
Yeah.
All right.
I just love tap dancing because I'd like to bring that to, now that I'm a rap star, I like to bring some tap dance to it.
Tom McDonald just texted me, you're back to number one in all genres on iTunes.
Oh my God, you guys!
And you dropped a four and they said you were a racist and all this and it was being pulled off the feed.
You threatened to sue Apple on Twitter because they were basically libeling you saying this.
Yeah, it was facts!
But check it out.
After you threaten a lawsuit, you're back to number one.
That's amazing how that works, isn't it?
I'm going for Disney next, bitch.
I'm going to get the number one show back on TV. I won't go that far.
But yeah, they're going to give me back my number one show with a whole new family.
We're good looking folk.
Fuck you.
Ha ha!
Well, that's the last thing I wanted to talk to you about because we are running out of time, but you were in the...
That's so cool that I'm number one!
My rap song!
Who would have thought?
I'm so excited because all these people were talking to me about the rap thing, you know.
Like I said, the only people that really defended me were black.
I know.
Well, I don't know that...
But they're saying like, you know, I don't know, but here's what I said.
Well, I think what it's kind of like saying that rap is MAGA. That's what I was kind of going for.
You know, it's MAGA, bitch.
Rap and all that is MAGA now.
We want better lives.
We want better lives.
We don't want your bullshit.
We want better shit.
We want better lives for everybody and none of your fucking Marxist horseshit trying to steal everybody's money.
Fuck off.
Well, rap is supposed to be counterculture, just like punk rock.
It is punk rock.
That's why I wanted to do it.
No, it is.
I got to do it!
No, it's so fun, but I did see some talk about cultural appropriation.
You were in that box weave, and some people were upset in those communities, and I understand it, but it's like, wait a minute.
Hip-hop is about, you know, from the street of being oppressed.
That's been MAGA the last fucking eight years.
Meanwhile...
Absolutely, and rap stars...
I mean, Jews had the braids first.
Fucking Jews down there, we had the braids first.
Also, you wore it for Tom McDonald.
No one ever put that together.
That's not even the point.
I was being his mom.
I know.
I don't think of that thing where it was mother and son, that one photo, but he didn't release that yet.
But I think that would look like kind of being his mom.
It did, but people misinterpret it, of course.
That's what they do.
And if you're honest, you do a lot of it on purpose to piss people off.
But what I'm saying is...
I love pissing people off.
Because you're a culture of...
Culturally appropriated, she's trying to say.
Y'all culturally appropriated my Bible.
And you expect me to stay quiet about it.
And I will, because I like that you like it.
Now shut up.
Well said.
I want to say...
I don't want, bitch.
I'm grown.
Eminem is mainstream.
He's at a Kamala rally, right?
If you're trying to tell me MAGA can't rap, but Eminem can, rap cannot be establishment.
You can't be the establishment.
You guys lost the edge.
You lost it and you don't get to say it.
You can't be with...
No, no, no.
That's why I said no.
No, you cannot do it.
You can't be the establishment and be...
No.
You can't do it.
You can't have your cake and eat it too.
The best boxers.
That's why I want to stay on the outs.
I just want to be a provocateur that makes people stay in line.
I'm a grandmother and I think I'm...
Well prepared to bully people into line.
Well, no one's better at it than you.
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Yes, you didn't tell me that.
What's he worried about?
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These countries aren't going to be happy.
Yeah, I wonder that too.
I wonder that myself.
But I like that Trump's doing it.
Trump's a provocateur like you.
He does a lot of this bashful stuff to get people upset.
It's actually a negotiation tactic.
And he's great at it.
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Anyway, so you were saying you're a provocateur.
Right?
You're back to number one again at the time of this recording.
That's so sweet.
Isn't he the sweetest child?
He is, but it's also a great song because...
It is so great.
Well, it's counterculture.
We just won the election.
It's like, fuck you.
You lost.
We won.
Yeah.
Yeah, we won.
You lost.
Ha ha.
You cry, we laugh.
Ha ha ha.
Yeah, now your daddy's home.
And daddy is home.
And it's, you know...
I just want to ask you one final question.
I mean, you know, people, consider good people, they want to be of the high ground.
But, you know, in private, when we all get together, we want to gloat for a minute.
And we should have that right.
We should have the opportunity to gloat.
After what we have seen and been through, we've got one song to gloat a little bit.
Oh, I'm...
I think we should go out the entire time.
And I know you're all loving that twerking.
You know, I did the twerking with absolutely no ass.
That's what I said.
I was born assless in an ass-based economy.
And so I was actually, I go, you can't twerk because you have no ass at all.
But then I was like, forget it.
I'm an American.
I have no ass, but I'm still going to twerk.
Because that's what an American does.
Well, what's more counterculture than twerking?
I said, what's more counterculture than twerking with no S? That really is as counterculture as it gets.
Yeah, fighting the system.
Well, I love it.
I love you.
I'm happy.
Trump's back.
Your daddy's home.
Download the song if you haven't heard.
Number one song on YouTube and back to iTunes.
You might get that plaque after all.
They tried to stop you.
And not have to sacrifice no babies for it like these other records folk.
I think you're the only person ever with the number one hip-hop song that didn't have sex with an underage boy or murder anyone.
So that's pretty exciting.
Wow, y'all!
That's also counterculture.
That is counterculture.
That's a whole new thing there.
Come on now.
Well, anything else you want to say?
Daddy's home.
Big week.
What do you think so far?
What do you want to tell the people?
What do you think is coming down the pipe?
You happy?
You optimistic?
I know you want to talk about Israel a little.
No, we're just going to keep praying, keep being aware, keep loving.
All right.
On that note, do I say...
Bye or anything.
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