We've got to think something new since it's a whole new world now.
Well, we're going into 20...
Well, we are in 2025, which is nine, which is a prime number.
You know, it's the third prime.
And it's like unbridled creativity.
That's what nine is about.
Divine creation.
You know, that we feel so creative that we actually go out and create art or You know, we create beauty in the world.
So that's where we're at.
So that's cool.
I'm glad we crossed over the Rubicon and destroyed the Satan, the beast, the devil, what have you, whatever names you got for him.
Moloch.
Well, we won and He can kiss my motherfucking ass.
Welcome to the Roseanne Barr Podcast Well, Happy New Year, Ma Huh?
you Bye.
What's so happy or new about it?
Well, let me just catch people up real quick.
You've been very, very sick.
I always feel like people think you're dying of some terminal illness because you're always sick.
It's a bad flu or cold or something, travel.
It's probably long COVID or something to do with the fog.
I think they're trying to get me.
They're trying to get me and Trump, but me even more than Trump.
Well, I just want to thank you for doing this.
I know this one was really particularly hard to get you to do because you're really run down, but People love you.
They count on you.
We can't let them down.
So thank you for showing up this week on the podcast.
I'll make it easy on you.
We only got five ads and there's nothing really big happened this week aside from the Tesla.
Nothing really big happened in the USA news, but everything fucking huge happened everywhere else.
Because, you know, they like us dumb and fat over here.
Well, I tease.
It was a pretty big news week.
I'll catch you up on all this stuff.
People don't know, my mom's basically been sick and sequestered.
This morning, I was like, that terrorist attack in New Orleans was horrible.
And she said, what terrorist attack?
Yeah, I didn't even know about it.
What?
It's crazy.
Well, it's Hanukkah.
So, of course, I'm writing about Hanukkah.
And, you know, that's all I've been down that rabbit hole for...
Quite a while.
I love it.
And, you know, it's got an incredible history against, you know, just a small number of kind of Torah students who were farmers.
Yeah.
Defeated the hell out of the Hellenist Greeks who were very well armed and all that crap, you know.
But it's something different than weapons.
Something else.
Well, they had the miracle of lights, right?
That's what it is.
Oh my God, there were so many miracles.
It's like really interesting to read about it because like, okay, one guy said, I don't remember anybody's name, but they know who they are.
And he said, you know, reminded us that, well, the miracle didn't occur till the second night of Hanukkah.
Because they had the oil to burn the first night.
So the miracle, of course, that they did celebrate is that they kicked the Zeus worshippers out of the Jewish temple.
And they won against the might of the Hellenists that was Pretty huge.
And they fought with bows and arrows, the Maccabees.
Yeah.
And they won.
So that's like the first miracle is the war.
The war that was won, the physical war that was fought and won of a few against the many.
Yeah.
So that's a cool thing.
And that they found like...
The oil, which they say, where did the oil come from?
Well, it came from Noah.
Remember the dove that came in with the olive branch?
Yes.
The olive is the symbol for oil.
So it's because of that tree that that dove flew in there, the ark there, they pressed it and made oil.
And that was, you know, there are so many Levels to it, but that's part of the sanctified oil and what it means.
But then they found it.
You know, they found some, like I guess today you would say, they found something that hadn't been stepped on in the street, you know.
It didn't have no baby powder or no, you know.
Pure, uncut.
Yeah, this was pure uncut olive oil.
And It was blessed because there are certain prayers they say for that, you know.
And so cut to, oh, we found a great one.
We found great, we get this wonderful night.
We get this wonderful night and we get to light this candle.
And because they were so joyous, here's what all the stories, I synthesized them.
They mostly say, The fact that they were so joyously praying.
They weren't praying by rote.
They weren't praying like a robot.
Like, oh, here's what my grandpa said.
My grandpa said that.
You know, they wasn't doing that.
And they wasn't even doing the second level of that, which is like, this is some sort of an That's the second dumbest level.
And then, you know, I'm paraphrasing.
I love it.
But then the second level of dumb, which turns into smart because there's only four levels.
The third one is these words mean something else.
These words, like for instance, there's 400,000 times a certain word is used, and then there are 1,695 times a word is used.
Wait a minute!
This is some kind of an encoded cipher of time travel.
What?
It's mathematical?
What?
Oh my God, that's why we're the people of numbers, of course.
Is this how the Maclees prayed?
Is that what you're saying?
Yeah, kind of, because they prayed with knowledge of their history and their source.
They didn't just go, you know, that's how my uncles used to do it.
We used to make fun of them too.
It was so horrible that the American Jews were making fun of those Jews who survived the Holocaust.
And the American Jews were saying, we're Zionists.
We don't do that.
We say, And that was like such a friggin' science project growing up with that shit.
But it did turn out good in one way.
My younger sister met her lover, age 12, at Zionist camp.
And you know, they're lesbians, of course, because they went to Zionist camp.
And they're still together after Forty-some years.
No, it's pretty impressive.
It's pretty impressive.
Hanukkah is the celebration of the victory of the Maccabees over the Griegs.
That's the first night.
The first night is the celebration of the Maccabees over the Griegs.
Well, the first one is the celebration of winning the war.
Of the war, which you didn't start, the war where the imperialist occupier came to our temple and told us how we were to pray there according to their dictates and not ours.
That's the first What do you call it?
Cultural appropriation of the Jewish people.
And everything's built on it, too.
But anyway, actual history suggests something very different than is widely known.
It's very interesting.
And I think in these times where, as I put it, this is the times where no church or no state can keep the truth from the people.
And, you know, I think they're going crazy because they're just figuring that out.
But, I mean, I've known that was coming for a really long time, and it'll continue on, where they try to corral their message.
I can't believe that they are such, I'm talking about the left, such censors, and yet they say they're anti-censor.
Right.
Their thing is like, well, it's for the greatest...
I mean, I went through all of that in the 60s and the 70s when you were just little and we were fighting that same old, same old war in the left before it factions into, you know, nothing but...
Factions.
Just a...
Well, it factions into who is the most repulsive.
Well said.
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Oh, I don't know any of the news.
Okay, well, Hanukkah.
Okay, so the second night is the miracle because the fire keeps on burning.
Right.
It's the second night where the miracle of fire occurs.
Because they had prayed not by rote, but they had actually prayed in joy, meaning every word, being so grateful that they had won the war and they were rededicating what mattered to them, what kept them going, their battery.
So it was a rededication and they did it with like full consciousness, full awareness of How great that was, that miracle.
And it was so joyously put out there that, you know, Hashem heard it.
And so he gave them, you know, seven more nights of light because Hanukkah is a time traveling machine itself.
And you get 64 times light.
I don't have the figures, but that is true.
You get 64 times light.
At Hanukkah, every day.
Well, it's kind of like what Mago could do.
No, that's like the square root of eight, you know.
That's like the square root of eight, or eight to the fourth power.
I can't remember the words, but...
Eight times eight.
Eight squared.
Eight cubed.
You and I should not be doing math, certainly not live.
We don't have that in our family.
No, but I know math, but I can't remember some things.
It's kind of like Mago, though.
Or the square root of eight, huh?
Isn't Maga kind of like Hanukkah?
Just to put this in context, people understand the power of Hanukkah.
Just this hordes of this evil empire that was just like Star Wars.
They kept fucking with everyone.
They're taking over the world.
They come across this little podunk, Israelite town with the Maccabees, and they get stopped.
Yeah, and then it's like the miracle of how...
We stopped Obama.
We stopped the Clintons.
We stopped the Cheneys.
That's a miracle.
A lot of people don't understand how big this was, this election.
This was not easy to pull off.
I don't think we've all the way stopped Obama because he's saving a big old surprise for the Jews there in January.
He's got a big old surprise.
He's been working on it for many, many years, maybe since his inception, which happened after his birth, of course.
But, you know, when he was drawn into the club.
Okay, we got to get into this.
Tell me more.
Well, he's planning to stab Israel, which is the Jewish people, in the back at the UN, again, like he's already done.
What's he going to do?
You know, it's always they're fucking around for their yank.
The commies got in bed with the Muslim Brotherhoods.
They're a bunch of fucking commies, too.
But Muslim, Islamic commies, which is, now there's something new for you.
You know, they say there's nothing new on Earth.
Well, that's something new.
I've seen that one coming for quite a while.
Since I was very active in the 60s, and I saw what happened with the...
You know, Christian churches and how they started teaching Marxism and they were taught to do that.
And, you know, I was on the left, so I thought it was a great thing that people should speak the right way and think the right way and understand that the oppressor, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Hee-haw!
Like Jill does.
Hee-haw!
Hee-haw!
Just that shit.
Just going right into it.
No thought.
Don't even know what it means.
What's Obama going to do at the UN though?
Do you have something we can specifically look out for?
Or are you just a feeling?
It's with the Security Council.
I have to look it up because I don't have her in front of me.
But it's like, you know, so they can say, Like with their ICC, George Clooney's commie wife, she's a Muslim Brotherhood commie too.
And the ICC saying Israel is a war criminal because it dares to defend itself.
It dares to defend its borders from people coming through there Cutting down their borders to invade their country and destroying 16 communities.
Okay?
Now, that would be called in a regular world that wasn't possessed by double standards of liars and criminals and thieves and murderers.
In a regular world, that would mean that That was a war crime to violate the boundaries of the so-called enemy that you're in a peace treaty with.
Right.
And to break into their fences and rape and kill every citizen you saw.
And babies.
Not execute, but torture.
But torture to humiliate Rape.
And you would have said, man, that was one hell of a war crime when they did that.
But no, the next day they were like, ceasefire on Israel.
How dare they think of fighting back?
I mean, and they're all for it.
But it's like, oh my God, it just makes me so sad, which is why I checked out because when I seen that coming on the right after all I have done, Yeah.
After all I have done, I won't stand for it.
They're fucking woke right now with their fucking anti-Semite bullshit.
They kissed my fucking ass.
What?
I do think you've checked out too, because like I said, you didn't know about New Orleans and stuff.
You've been checked out the last time.
When the patriots start fucking talking like Nazis, yeah, we do have a problem.
We definitely do have a fucking problem.
And you're not going to slip it in.
You're not going to slip that in like you did that fucking other shit on the left.
You always, you know, the censors, they work both the right and the left.
And I'm seeing it right now like, oh, I thought since Trump won that, you know, I would be asked to, you know, speak more since I had something to do with it.
Yeah.
But no, actually, I'm just a censored.
Why?
Because, just like it was on the right, on the left, because I am a Jew and I am just sick to death of their shit and it's not going to work.
It just isn't going to work.
Maybe it will work.
Who knows?
It's worked at all times before.
But I don't think I... I am just too goddamned Enraged that they would have the audacity of hope to come over here with that shit.
No, it's like, you're trying to gang-gang on my peeps, you know, and I'm going to gang-gang back.
You hear me?
I'm going to gang-gang back.
And that's where I am.
I think that's where every human being should be, but certainly they're not that way in America yet.
But, you know, they're...
They let in their ops and they're dressing up like they're something that they're not.
Them ops are going to wear MAGA hats.
I don't know what they're going to do.
Wear MAGA hats or Join the army and I'll go to Fort Bragg.
I don't know where they'll infiltrate.
But I'm telling you, Americans, I guess, I think it comes from really bad potty training as a youth.
That's why Americans are so fucked up.
Because their mothers didn't know how to potty train them.
And they were, you know...
Don't even get me going there.
Let me interject.
We've got to back up a second because you dropped four brag.
You dropped all the stuff.
So just got to be...
I will keep you on a little bit.
Can you pull your screen down a little?
There's too much headroom.
I want to see your beautiful face.
Yeah, here you go, bitches.
There you go.
When this terrorist...
So I know you know now.
You didn't know earlier when we talked about this terrorist attack in New Orleans, which is horrific, like all terrorist attacks.
We'll get to Port Bragg in a second.
I made a joke on Twitter like, oh, he had an ISIS flag, right?
I was like, wait till they blame the Jews.
Thought that would be funny.
Of course, they started blaming the Jews right away.
And I'm talking about the right.
I'm talking about MAGA people that I talked to on Twitter.
It's almost possible now.
So there has been an infiltration.
They really primed them, Matt.
They primed them with some.
Well, Candace, people like Candace.
And again, I'll let you take it.
I just want to say this real quick.
I talk about it all the time.
I call it like first level.
Conspiracy, like when you start going, oh my God, Jews run shit.
Like, that's true, but that's like first level.
That's like when you get to the Illuminati, like you go to the Masons and you're like, oh my God, I think there's more to it.
But it takes years when you get deeper and deeper and you see, and then your mind gets blown every time, right?
If you're just at the Jews, you're just getting started on this.
And I'm proud that you're looking into stuff.
I'm proud that you're researching my buddies on the right.
Like, it's cool that you're linking stuff.
I'm not sitting here trying to be like, oh, everything's anti-Semitic, fuck you.
Because, yeah, there's a lot of truth to it.
But this is first level.
It's like you're looking at the pawns or the foot soldiers in the war.
And we always talk about Switzerland or, you know, the black nobility like we had with Sam Tripoli.
Like, there's different levels.
If you're just stuck at the Jews, you should be kind of embarrassed, honestly, because it's cool that you're open and you're looking, but you've stopped.
Well, the ones at the top, though, they do want to get rid of the Jews.
Well, of course.
The ones at the top, that's their number one thing they want.
Of course.
Because they don't want to get, you know, they don't like Christians so much neither, but they really don't want any Jews.
There's a lot more Christians.
They have to get rid of a billion Jews.
They're easier to get rid of.
And also, it's like a patsy.
You always set up your patsy and then you kill them.
You have Jack Ruby shoot them in the gut.
That's what they're going to try to do to the Jewish people.
We know this.
And the infiltration within the right is really terrifying.
Because you think right-wing people that have been through MAGA and with us...
I know.
That's why I love that Candace brought out...
I love that Candace brought out the USS Liberty.
And look how they gobbled the shit on that.
Look how they gobbledy, gobbledy, gobbledy bullshit on that.
Wasn't that true, though?
Wasn't Israel behind the Liberty or no?
Yeah.
Okay.
Why?
Why?
I don't know.
You tell me.
Well, let's look into it.
Let's look into why.
Why does Biden make American tax dollars go to buying weapons for Hamas to kill Jews with paper sleigh through the UN? Why does he do that?
And why do they have Bibi Netanyahu on their same side and he always gives up at the fucking end?
Why is that?
Why?
You tell me.
It's your podcast.
I don't know.
I want to hear this.
Why is it against international law for me to pray at my holiest religious iconographic Iconographic site on earth.
Why can't I pray at my holy place?
I don't tell you you can't circle your black cube seven times.
They're in Mecca.
That would be what an imperialist would do.
An imperialist would say you can't pray at your holiest site and you are imperialists and everybody knows it and those who don't know it don't matter.
But wait, why is the USS Liberty?
Did Israel do that?
Well, because the USS Liberty was not clearly marked as an American vessel.
For one thing.
Because it was during a war.
Oh, I thought it was like an honest false...
Like, I thought Israel did like a burning of the Reichstag on the Liberty.
You think it was an accident?
I thought they did this to kind of garner support...
There have always been people in this State Department of the United States who don't think that there should be any living Jews in the Levant.
Right.
Let alone Europe.
But Israel, you said, I'm asking why they were behind the USS Liberty, in your opinion.
It was an accident?
Israel shot down.
Israel attacked a spy boat.
Mm-hmm.
And they want they want to hide behind everything that it was doing where they actually have all the you know they have the testimony it's there so you know they can lie about it all they want but they have the uh conversations between the uh pilots and and uh everybody and the guys on the boat and everybody saying you know should You know,
warning to come no further because they were in a war.
And, you know, it comes out later that perhaps the USS Liberty was spying for Egypt against Israel.
Put that in your little brain and think about it because, of course, we know that.
So it was not a false flag, in your opinion, by Israel?
False flag?
That's the belief.
That's what Candace is talking about in a lot of the right-wingers.
She's saying it was a false flag?
Well, they say Israel attacked a U.S. ship and then claimed that it wasn't them.
And then it was like, hey, help us out.
We need money.
Look, you're under attack by whoever.
And that's like the burning of the race stuff.
I mean, I don't know.
I'm just saying I wouldn't...
Well, I do know.
And it's actually fact.
So I do know.
Okay.
And the thing is, you know, Israel said we made a mistake, obviously, but it wasn't clearly marked.
And they paid like a lot of millions of dollars to survivors' families to apologize for friendly fire.
That's what it was.
They always say false flag when they made friendly fire a lot of times.
Yeah, conspiracy theories.
Because they're all full of shit.
And all they want is, you know, they want that fucking oil for the fucking queen.
They want that fucking oil.
They don't give a shit how they have to get it.
What is the infiltration into the right that's now like kind of...
What's the word?
Nazi.
I mean, it's kind of like, I know that a lot of people already assume right-wingers are Nazi.
I've never seen that, but I'm starting to see a little, but I've seen on the left too, to be fair.
There is this kind of movement and it's not just anti-Jew.
It's just, it's something going on that's a little scary that I'm starting to see.
And it seems like an infiltration.
I think it's personally, it's the Muscle Brotherhood.
I think it's paid.
I think it's mind control.
I think Fort Bragg's involved.
I'm not surprised it was a guy that was an Islamic fundamentalist from Texas that drove through New Orleans.
Yeah, they're just breeding them.
They create kids in labs through torture and mind control to put on any hat and act like whatever they want them to act like and to do anything they're told.
And that's how it works.
That's how it fucking works.
You don't think he's like Islamic fundamentalist?
I know that's what they use Gaza for.
I know in their Yank, the whole fucking leftist NGO, Switzerland home of the devil.
I know that they control every penny on earth through the Bank of International Settlements.
And, you know, they thought they had a real good setup there.
They could just cash in on first, you know, use anti-Semitism because it always works because they invented those religions to help as a backup for it.
Because that's how it always works.
There's two ways you get rich.
One is you actually make something of yourself and earn it.
And two, you steal it from the Jews.
Everybody knows it.
And, you know, they always go after the Jews because they want their art and their money and, you know, they want their, you know, treasures of lifetimes of their families, you know, and that's how they do it.
That's why they founded Switzerland in 1291 with the loot they got from Stealing everything from our temple.
That's the Templars.
Yeah.
And then they went from Switzerland, 1291. And Switzerland means, what do you think it means?
The word Switzerland?
Uh-huh.
Bankroll?
No.
It means three sisters of Isis.
Oh, I did not know that.
That's Pharaoh, right?
Isis?
Yeah.
Isis.
Yeah.
That means Pharaoh.
All right.
Well, I hate to do this.
Okay, I'm just trying to make it easy for people.
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That's when we do the ad.
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Yeah, I just read that.
Oh, okay.
Sorry.
I was laughing so hard.
I didn't hear it.
All right.
Well, that's awesome.
We got three more.
Isis is the three sisters of...
Switzerland is the three sisters of Isis.
It's a Muslim-found country.
The white, neutral Switzerland.
Okay.
Yeah.
See, this is past the juvenile.
It's not so much Muslim.
Muslim's just one of the branches of it.
Okay.
It's Pharaoh.
And, you know, I don't think Pharaoh was a Muslim.
No, he was not.
He might have been, though.
Who knows what they were going for in them days.
I think he's a Babylonian child sacrificer, though.
Because every seven years, he'd kill all the newborn Jewish sons.
He's like, nah, I don't want them ever to raise up an army against me.
These are my slaves.
They're good at certain things.
They're good at spreading.
One thing I've noticed about the Jewish peoples, They can put two things together by spreading some kind of thing in the middle of them.
And it all three sticks together.
Like it could build a pyramid.
It could just be bagel and cream cheese.
Whatever it is, it's a cohesive thing.
The mortar you're talking about?
Or some other kind of level.
Oh, wow.
I love getting...
That's why Pharaoh wanted us to stay there in Egypt there.
Okay.
All right.
So Switzerland's high level, right?
Jews, low level.
Switzerland's when you're really deep into the shit, right?
Well, the Jews work for people who don't work, and that's the people in Switzerland.
They don't work.
In the Alps, they don't even know what fucking work is.
They don't have to work.
They own the Bank of International Settlements, which just happens to be the bank of the city of London.
And they work in cahoots with the Vatican banks, which works in cahoots with the UN, which works in cahoots with just the worst fucking people on earth.
And the biggest idiots and whoever's got the money.
Or whatever the supply is.
I think it's more about kids.
Whoever's got the kids.
They want their butt boys.
They do.
That's what this whole world works on.
I've got to lead you into a couple things because I've got to get your opinion.
I know you've been checked out.
This attack in New Orleans was by an American-born Texan that went to Fort Bragg.
The Tesla explosion at Trump Hotel in Vegas.
We stayed there.
Yeah.
Guy went through Fort Bragg.
The guy that shot at Trump on the golf course.
I think maybe it was the nacho industry because they had the best nachos at that place.
Remember them nachos?
At Trump in Vegas?
At the Trump Tower.
Yeah, and so I think the anti-nacho cartel, they're trying to get all the power of all the nachos, and they're knocking off the nachos over there first.
It's a good theory, but seriously, there seems to be a thoroughfare of Fort Bragg that's really weird.
Yeah, like Jeffrey McDonald.
Remember he killed his whole family?
Well, he says he's innocent, and Colleen Camp Went down there and sat in the cell with him and came out saying he's innocent.
And, you know, I don't know.
She knows when a guy's telling the truth.
Sorry.
Yeah, she didn't even know her husband was gay for 40 years.
So I'm sure she's very astute.
No, but really, I see that there's a lot of CIA... What's the word?
Recruitment through Fort Bragg, right?
And now there's two terrorists...
Oh, that's MKUltra Central, one of them.
Right?
They do a lot of MKUltra torture up there.
Tell the people, because this is weird.
Because the guy that shot the Tesla truck, New Orleans, the guy that shot at Trump on the golf course, went there like 100 times to recruit for going overseas.
Remember, he was doing weird fucking...
Military, independent military shit?
Fort Bragg is where they program it to become assassins.
They being the CIA? I love when you hit weed to talk about CIA and Fort Bragg.
No, it's the Arab Rob.
I don't even call them the CIA. They're just the Arab Rob.
Those are the bad Jews, by the way.
People that don't follow the podcast.
Yeah, but they're not just Jews.
Pharaoh, the pharaonic.
They're Jews who work for Pharaoh and that includes all of Pharaoh's illegitimate children who are up on the grift of humanity too.
What's at Fort Bragg?
What would benefit them to have a guy drive through people in New Orleans or blow up a Tesla truck?
What's in it for them?
Well, they're training the guy.
Yeah, but he...
Well, he got killed.
Both of them are dead.
Well, that's kind of what they do with the training.
So you pass?
I think they don't tell him that part.
I think they tell him it's going to be 72 virgins up in the condo or what other bullshit lie, but they always kill him and it's always kind of sad.
What's the...
In an Ignatius J. Reilly kind of way.
It is.
It seems like Ignatius is running the NSA. But what is the game plan?
I mean, do you have a theory on this?
Because it's really...
We're 19 days now from Trump's inauguration, five days from certification.
There was two terrorist attacks on New Year's Day, again, through Fort Bragg.
There's all sorts of weird shit.
What is going on?
Can you tell the people?
Because I don't know.
I don't pretend to know.
I know you know.
It's basic Bible 101. All right, tell us.
It goes like this.
Whatever you wish on the Jews, it's going to come back to you.
So you better hope for, you know, you better be praying for Roseanne Barr and everybody like her.
Amen.
Amen.
What's the game plan from the Arab Rav to use people from Fort Bragg to do terrorist attacks at the Trump Tower?
Like, what is the plan?
I don't understand it.
Is it just to create...
Well, I mean, to say terrorism would be one way of saying it, but terrorism is like kind of, okay, that's one problem, but the real fucking deal is the funding of terrorism, and they don't want nobody seeing that.
That all goes to the bank.
The Bank of International Settlements in Basel, Switzerland, up there by CERN, where they're doing all that shit, you know?
Where they're doing all that magic, that black magic of Babylon shit.
But it won't work.
I mean, they just waste their time on it, you know?
You're saying these terrorist attacks are to get more funding to what?
Fight terrorism?
That they're creating a market?
Okay.
That's a good way of saying it.
Yeah, I'm just trying to understand.
That's why I'm here.
Funding to fight terrorism, which means create it.
Funding to fight the war on drugs, which means sell drugs and steal all the money and kill everybody.
Funding.
Funding for the fucking American people for your fucking slimeball grift.
Your fucking leftist fucking endless chronic masturbatory baby oil with Diddy butt fucking grift.
You kiss my fucking ass.
I'm so sick of your ass.
No, please don't stop.
Please keep going.
This is so good.
This is the Roseanne Barfer.
This is what I love.
Tell us more.
I'm going to get off screen.
While you're interrupting me, that's when I'm getting serious.
I'm sorry, but I want you to stay on point.
I'm sorry.
I just want to say this as a Jew to all them out there.
What they got saying they don't know shit.
They can kiss my brown anus.
Surrounding my brown anus is encircled with a purple ring.
And they can just kiss that whole motherfucker, I'll tell you.
They best get at it.
But it's like this.
You don't come and gang gang on my peeves without me gang gang gang on you.
Why can't you get that?
But they don't.
Okay, so these terrorist attacks are coordinated to raise money to fight terrorism, which means create terrorism.
I love this.
This is brilliant.
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah, that's the matrix.
It's all bullshit.
That's what I always say.
If I am re-elected president, I will immediately outlaw bullshit.
Of course, that'll collapse every religion, as well as every fucking Ponzi scheme on earth.
Which is all the rest of it.
And they're all working together up there through fucking Switzerland where you look at please go to my friend Dr. Sean Haras at Giora and view his divinely inspired content of Switzerland, Home of the Devil.
And he shows you on their castles because you know The devil worshippers have to live in castles like, you know, the kings and queens that they fancy themselves to be.
And they do all their horrors.
You know, they make people jump into their gang, gang, gang by doing horrors and having blackmail on them and shit.
But, you know.
It's a market, man, to create the need – They're creating their terrorist niche.
It's like network.
They've got the fucking tastemakers on Wall Street like J Street.
Fucking J Street.
I'll tell you, they're not even Jews.
They should be ashamed of themselves.
They're not even Jews.
You fucking talking about taking your people down?
You fucking gang gang on my peeps.
You don't think I'm a gang gang on you?
Do you think that's why they use the Jews?
Because Jews are an easy target because they're so fucking annoying.
Do you think they just put them out there like a sacrifice?
Like, hey, look at this guy with a weird nose.
He can't play soccer.
Yeah, it's all about sacrifice the Jew.
That's why they do the pay for slay.
If you kill a Jew in their Gaza training camp, that's what they've got going there.
UN-funded, an American taxpayer, funded to torture children and turn them into assassins, which is another war crime.
You're not supposed to use children for soldiers, another war crime, besides breaking into the neighbor's country.
And raping and murdering everyone that you saw.
That's war crimes.
But to turn it to say, well, those people are being oppressed, so they have the high moral ground to, you know...
Rape babies.
Yeah.
To create, to enact horror on innocence.
You know, and then they'll go, well, yeah, well, those rockets.
Yeah, well, why don't they put those kids in them tunnels as I ask them and why I got kicked off of Facebook?
I mean, what is this, YouTube?
Because I said, well, hey, why don't you, hey, Hamas there, why don't you put them kids in them tunnels to protect them instead of just you?
So you and your I won't say gay, but maybe I will say gay boy club there.
Trading in human misery for a payout.
Payout for the beast.
You are the beast.
You are in the beast system that Sells humans, Jews, for a bounty to be, you know, no other people have a bounty on their head from the international.
Are you kidding me?
Pay for slay.
And then say, well, you know, we're going to arrest Bibi Netanyahu as head of Israel if he comes to Poland and To dare try to celebrate how we killed all his fucking people.
How dare he set foot over here to try to celebrate the Jewish people surviving that one, because we'll get him too.
Because, you know, like the Jews and Indians, the only good ones is dead ones.
But okay, you think God's going...
Seriously, you people, do you really think God's on your side?
I mean, it's crazy.
I do find it crazy they took hostages in 2023 that they're still holding.
It's 2025 now.
And a lot of people forget that there's still hostages being held by Hamas.
And never did they say...
Give them back.
Never did they say, well, of course Israel's going to fight.
Until it gets its hostages, why don't you just release them and surrender to save the children on your side too?
But no, they just want political power.
It is that Muslim Brotherhood thing.
It is jihad.
I mean, they can never...
I don't know.
And the commies is just like that, too.
You can never say, man, I lost.
I wonder why I lost.
Perhaps I should invest some time in self-reflection, repentance, getting right with the universe or God, getting right with people, thinking about things I've done that perhaps weren't as moral, maybe briefly immoral because I was in a hurry or wanting to cut corners or something.
And actually repent for that and then like come back and say, you know, I've learned something.
Made mistakes.
But no, they never do that.
Like they never apologize to me.
Like Whitney Houston or whatever fucking name is.
Cummings.
Cummings.
That's hilarious.
Yeah.
We got to talk about that, but it's time.
I was glad to see she did something.
I want to talk about it for real, but can you do the next one?
I bet you CNN booked her to do it.
I bet they wrote the script for it, too.
We're going to get into it.
What's the next one?
Let's knock the third one out.
Third ad.
Oh.
Yeah.
That's why we do it.
Oh, some gold stuff.
All right.
No, I think the third one is...
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Yeah, I agree.
Did you get me some silver as instructed?
Yes.
And we're going to talk about that, too.
I mean, you can buy...
You're...
You know, wealthy enough, you could buy gold.
I can't afford the gold, but I like buying low and selling high, and that's what's going to happen with silver.
But anyway.
Buy low, sell high, that's all it's about right there.
Everything's about.
Whitney Cummings, for those who don't know, I'm sure you do.
Let me set the context on how you talk.
She's a fucking asshole.
I hate her.
My mom's going to be much nicer, but I'm not because I don't have to be.
She was a head writer on the reboot of Roseanne.
Stand-up comic.
I used to love her.
I've seen her live.
One of the head writers.
One of.
Sorry.
You're right.
My point is she worked on the reboot when you got in trouble and fired.
I was the head writer.
You were the head writer.
But my point is she worked on the show.
And when you got fired, she didn't say anything.
She worked for the head writer.
One of the head writers.
That guy.
I forget his name.
She was his assistant.
Well, Tom Warner hired her.
I think he had a crush on her.
She did Two Girls, One Cup or whatever that sitcom was that did well.
Two Girls, One Cup.
I saw that.
Whatever it was.
Here's the point.
When you were getting fried...
It was a cute show.
It was...
The point is, when you were getting fried for supporting Trump and they were labeling you a racist- She never said one word.
Wanda Sykes, Whitney Cummings, they all went on TV and they're like, Roseanne was supporting Trump?
They didn't say shit.
They let you get censored.
They let you get ruined.
They let us all as a country get fucked.
They didn't say shit.
And now Whitney Cummings is all of a sudden MAGA. I brought this up a couple weeks ago on the podcast.
New Year's Eve, she's up there with Andy Cohen.
She starts roasting CNN. She says great shit.
You're like, wow, this chick's based, right?
But where the fuck has she been?
Where was she two years ago, three years ago, four years ago?
Not just you personally.
I admit it's personal for me.
But she never said anything.
And now all of a sudden, because we won...
For the third straight election in a row, we won the popular vote.
We won the fucking electoral college.
All of a sudden, now she sees she's not getting enough bookings.
Not enough people are showing up at her shows.
She's a fucking libtard.
And she's an opportunistic.
And she said, you know what?
I'm going to lean into MAGA because that seems to be where it is.
Tim Dillon's my buddy.
I'm going to do it.
And now she's MAGA. She's going after CNN. Everyone loves her.
But I say, don't let these Johnny-come-latelys come in easy.
Don't open the door for them and go, oh, thank you.
You're Hollywood.
Thank you for being nice to MAGA. No, fuck you.
Sorry.
Yeah.
Well- You were really- Well- It makes me sick.
You know, I always say they start doing shit about five years after I do it, acting like it's their idea.
That's how they, and they try to erase me from it in the process.
Because, you know, they don't, I mean, if anything, they're all elitists and they stick together.
And like I said before, I'm not being invited on a lot of places, a lot of big shows.
To discuss my opinion of why I think he won and the voters, because they don't want to hear from a Jewish person.
They really don't want to hear from a Jewish person in America.
And that is kind of sad because it's like, oh my God, America, you're losing your soul and you don't even know it.
You don't even know it.
You're buying that fucking bullshit.
You're buying that sanctimonious, satanic, anti-Torah, snake bullshit.
And, you know, you can't see.
You can't see, like...
Like it says in the Bible, and I was saying this at the beginning, you know...
You just don't want to curse the Jews or demonize the Jews or wish bad luck on the Jews.
It tells you right there in the dang Bible.
Don't wish bad on the Jews, whatever you do.
People use your better judgment here.
For real.
Don't be pissing off the Jews.
And you've done enough to piss us off.
Now, with this fucking October 7th thing, and we saw what you did.
We know who you are.
We know what you did.
And I've given two speeches here or three on it.
But, you know, they're all in collusion.
It's the Obama-led, quote-unquote, audacity of hope revolution, which is another word for color revolution of Marxism.
Yeah.
I don't know why he thinks, but he really does think that it's his God-given mission to destroy the Jewish state.
He really believes.
Well, he's the Antichrist.
That's what they do.
I mean, it's that simple.
He's not going to support anything.
You think he's the Antichrist?
I don't think he's the Antichrist.
I think he works with the Antichrist.
I think he's like the face.
I think he's like the marketing exec at Antichrist.com or whatever.
I don't think he's the Antichrist.
I don't think he's that big.
But I think he's the face.
Can you believe that, Eli?
I mean, even I wouldn't do that.
Go in there and go, listen, women, you better...
If you know what's good for you, you better vote for Kamala, okay?
Because she's one of us.
He did that to black men too.
No, I'm saying that that's like me saying this.
Yeah, sorry.
Yes.
You women, you don't vote for Kamala.
You're not voting for yourself or us because we're all the same.
We all hate Trump.
You know, we don't give a fuck about America.
We hate Trump.
Oh my God, you know?
I thought about it like, that would be like if I said, I mean like Dave Chappelle going on Saturday Night Live and talking about my people trying to gang, gang, gang up on my peeps, you know?
And I'm like, wow, that is just fantastic.
How they use triangulation.
They're really good on that triangulation.
Now they got the Black people right where they want them.
That's the real horror.
But then you go, hey, it was Black people that won the election for Trump.
And I always say, oh my God, thank you, Black America.
Everyone, everyone, every group voted for Trump, even white women.
That was like they were under some pressure.
Well, to be fair, the predominant still voted Democrat of black people, but more voted for Trump than was expected.
But still, they lean heavily Democrat, which is really embarrassing.
Really embarrassing as a people.
Like when you've seen what's been done to you, Malcolm X talked about it.
They've all been pretty upfront about how you're getting fucking fucked by the Democrats.
And year in, year out, they buy the bullshit.
And some of them woke up and I'm happy about it, obviously.
But they still voted for Kamala heavily.
And that's...
Well, they're voting for their own jobs.
Yeah, a lot of them work government jobs.
And not just Black people, just a lot of Democrats work government jobs.
That's true.
We're not talking just...
Yeah.
No, almost the whole, like, middle class, you know, the upper part of the...
I mean, the working class dream is to get a government job.
Yeah, it's a great job.
You know, it's great.
So once you achieve that, and that took a lot of work.
You're not going to want to see that go.
No, of course not.
Of course not.
But it's the government job.
And then the saddest part is tokenism.
A lot of women voted for Kamala just because she was a woman.
And to me, that's really embarrassing.
If that's what you're basing your vote off is because it looks like you or sounds like you.
That's something people have to grow out of.
And we all do it.
Right-wingers do it.
MAGA does it.
You put on a cowboy hat.
You talk about the border.
They love you.
You shoot a gun in your ad.
There's tokenism on all sides.
It's just really embarrassing.
People are trying to come up with an image that can be received by the public.
A unifying image or message that can be received by the majority of the people.
That's what Trump did.
Trump did it by being Trump.
He didn't change himself.
To tailor to these people.
That's just who Trump is.
He's been this guy since, go back earliest tapes of Trump.
He's still Trump.
He didn't just go, oh, this will get me elected.
I'm going to do this.
He just was himself.
And that's why people consider Trump authentic, even if he's not.
I don't know him personally, but at least you have a 40, 50 year video record of the guy being Trump.
Where Kamala, every week, one week she's Jamaican, next week she was black.
You know what I mean?
Hillary Clinton, I keep hot sauce in my purse.
People do see through that, which is why Democrats lose and they can't admit it.
But people understand that, hey, you're playing a role here because you only care about tokenism.
You're a Democrat.
You only care about color and race and how people identify.
You don't give a shit about policy or actual deep conversations because you're completely tokened.
Into tokenism, whatever it is.
It's kind of sad.
I don't know.
I find it sad.
No, it's not any of that stuff.
It's like they're just following the Marxist They didn't think of anything new.
They're just like, they target what they think are privileges of the bourgeoisie, you know.
And they make that the fulcrum thing, but it's not.
In this case, it really is a matter of women's rights.
And when you strip away all their levels of duplicity and bullshit, 'cause it is really only one club that does all this.
You know, it just doesn't make any sense for people and nobody believes it anymore.
People have seen too much.
They know that it's corrupt and it lies.
They know it's 1984. It's so 1984 right now in 2024. Look at my shirt.
Yeah.
I mean, it's that simple.
I mean, it's that simple.
It's just sad that some people aren't...
I don't want to be...
I don't mean this rude, but some people aren't aware enough to see what's so painfully obvious to the rest of us.
And how do you get through to people?
Because it's not even like...
It's not even anger or different upbringings.
There's something in their mind that they can't open up to what's obvious.
And worse, they're condescending to you.
Or to us.
But they're locked in a false ideology that we all see.
And you try and tell them and they can't admit it or see it.
And they're so stubborn about it.
And it's so frustrating because you can't help them or save them.
But worse, they're rude to you when you call it out.
And it's a hard person to deal with.
I'm glad we won this election for sure.
Do you think Trump's going to make it to inauguration?
I hope so.
I pray he does.
You don't have any reservations about January 6th, the certification coming up.
You think Kamala is going to certify Trump?
You don't think there's going to be any?
They took that power away.
The Democrats took that power away years.
The last election, the vice president has no power anymore because they made Pence be the idol that was sacrificed on that altar.
And, you know, that's the role he had to play.
And he did.
But they removed it just because they didn't ever want Kamala to be in the position to have that vote because that's, of course, Obama's jihad on America.
But they're talking about the 14th Amendment.
They're talking about not certifying.
I mean, they being like conspiracy theories on the left now because they're the election deniers now.
It's hilarious.
But they're talking about invoking the 14th Amendment.
Jimmy Raskin mentioned it.
I don't know that this is going to go off without a hitch.
There's January 6th and January 20th.
And then what happened to the drones?
Those are gone now, I guess.
There's something happening.
I don't know what it is.
And I think it's around Trump taking power.
I don't feel like they're going to let Trump take power.
And I think the terrorist attacks on New Year's Day, the drones, all this shit, the fog.
We haven't talked about the fog.
What is that fog shit?
I don't know.
It's a conspiracy theory, but every conspiracy theory ends up being a fact six months later.
There seems to be some sort of unnatural fog, shall we say, or happening all over the world.
Well, they're just spraying some kind of poisons down on us.
People are getting sick.
There's upper respiratory infections, but...
I don't know.
I don't claim to know.
I know that there's been unusual fog.
It's lasted longer.
It's been more global.
We had drones three weeks ago that everybody's forgot about, but they're fucking just drones over Jersey.
No one talks about it anymore.
Every day there seems to be something that 30 years ago would be the biggest story in the world, and they're gone in 72 hours now.
But they all seem to be...
The same thing, which is not letting us get comfortable, not letting us feel safe.
They don't want us to feel safe, is what it feels like to me.
That's the point of terrorism.
And there seems to be psyops and terrorism, actual terrorism or the inference of terrorism around the clock.
And I don't know why that would be- Well, because they're funding it.
Well, they're paying for it and then funding the war against it.
That's it?
I mean, if it's just- The way they can interchange their characters and put them on TV for the good side and the bad side.
They just use people as their fucking extras for their stupid war films.
So you don't think this is to stop Trump or Kash Patel from taking power?
You think there's going to be a transition of power, Trump's going to take the executive branch?
You think this is going to happen?
I don't know what in the hell is going to happen.
They got me.
I give up.
I'm sick of it.
I'm glad he won and I'm just fucking sick of it.
I don't know if it's true.
I don't know.
All I know is when MAGA starts fucking saying Israel's the problem in the Middle East and the problem for our country.
I know, oh my God, you want a fucking caliphate here, don't you, motherfucker?
You're a weak son of a bitch, you cuck.
You stupid cuck, motherfucker.
You don't even know what it means to be a man.
I'm so sick of that.
Because all males right now, they're spraying that shit in the air and everywhere to turn the men gay.
I'm convinced of it.
I am too, atrazine.
Maybe that's what the fog is.
And then transgendered.
Fog with atrazine.
Fag.
Right?
It's the fag.
John Carpenter.
That's what they're doing.
Oh my god, it just hit me.
Why are you looking at me like that?
I don't get what you just said.
Remember John Carpenter's movie, The Fog?
There's Fog going around, Atrazine, A, Fag, they're turning everyone gay.
It's just coming on, channeling.
No?
Alright, whatever.
They are turning the men to women because the men know that women are smarter than them now.
They never suspected such a thing in all these years.
That's like when I talked to the princess there of a royal family, a real princess of a real royal family.
And she, like, put the attitude on me that I had never heard before.
I said, what is it with, you know...
She just went off on leftists and how they have ruined the workers' lives.
And she said when the royals had them, They used to provide for them.
They had homes.
They weren't debt servants.
But the left came in and started all that warring shit about labor and that Marxist horseshit.
And turned everybody against everybody and then they stole all the Jews' money and fucking money laundered through the Vatican City of London and Bank of International Settlements.
Then they all get a fucking payoff and they cut what's his face in?
What's his name, that Blackrock Jew?
Larry Fink.
Larry Fink.
They just cut Larry Fink in and give him like 10% of the Jew cut on the crime money.
And so all the whole world goes, that Larry Fink, he's in charge of everything.
Well, actually he ain't.
It's the pharaohs and the royals and the land barons, you stupid fucks.
None of them's Jews.
You stupid fucks.
You're all going to go straight to hell in a handbasket.
I'm just trying to keep you from going there.
I just feel I owe that to people.
I can't let them just go right to hell without having me at least attempt to wake them up.
I don't want them to go to hell.
No, you always try and write wrong when you see it going too far one way.
You've been anti-right, you've been anti-left.
Now you're kind of in the middle, but this anti-Semitic attack from the right and left is different.
You're going to have to fight that.
And that's the next one you're going to have to fight.
I'm glad you did.
I'm going to have to fight it because I've always tried to keep it away from those extremes.
Yeah.
Because just before, when they do that, after they do that and they have their big soiree over, you know, stealing from the Jews...
And killing them and putting them on reservations and all the rest of it they do over here and did over here.
You know, they get it all down.
They've had this system for many, many centuries of how to control their slave classes.
And, you know, it's just very, very sad that anybody would continue to not see that.
But of course, you know, mind control Keeps you from seeing it, that we still are serfs, and we are still owned by royals and pharaohs and kings and queens, princes and princesses,
and their banks, which are the city of London, the banks of the Vatican, and the Bank of International Settlements in the Swiss Alps there, where they They fancied themselves to be intellectual alchemists, but they're just fucking chronic masturbators, in my opinion.
I'm sick of it.
But it always goes like that, and it's like, wow.
So I guess it's like all the prophecies say, in my mind, it's like this time it's going to be different, and God shows up in a human form there on Mount...
Tiny?
No, it's Horeb.
I can't remember the name.
I've got to look it up.
He comes there and he's like, hey, let's all take a big breather.
Let's all take a big breather there.
And the world goes, huh?
Huh?
And that could be a catastrophic thing that makes that happen, but something will make it happen.
I only hope that it could be something good and not something that destroys people's lives.
Put something like a joke instead, you know?
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You were talking about Pharaonic, Pharaoh, Switzerland, Templars, Sisters of ISIS, yada yada, and how they did this as all a big gang to raise money for terrorism.
I mean, I love when you get in that zone.
I really do.
Yeah, well, that's what they are.
You know, it's like a big cartoon.
It's a big old cartoon.
And them flying orbs, they were just...
The things that, you know, in cartoons, they say in the bubble, they say things.
Right.
Thought bubbles.
Huh?
The thought bubbles.
Yeah, thought bubbles.
I think they're thought bubbles.
That's what you think the drones are?
Yeah.
The orbs.
Whose thought bubbles?
For the people, they're trying to access how we think so they can study it.
They always do experiments on captive populations and it's always around the issues of terror.
And then the people find out they don't have any infrastructure to help themselves.
They've been sold out on every direction.
They don't even have a ride to the hospital.
That's what I said earlier.
There seems to be this constant terrorism, even if it's not an actual terrorist attack of spilled blood, but there's an assault on all Americans that you're not safe.
The government's coming after you.
We're going to take it, whatever you want.
You'll own nothing and love it.
Like, there is this constant assault on everything that it means to us to be autonomous and American.
And that seems to be part of the plan.
They want us to feel terrified, right?
I mean, it's obvious.
And they being whoever they is.
I'll let you fill that in.
But it's almost like the drones.
It might have just been the CIA just playing with remote control for fun.
Just be like, watch me freak out the people of New Jersey.
Let's just fucking make them scared all the time.
Let's just fucking put the fog.
The fog could be safe.
Let's just put water vapor in the air just so it's cloudy.
And then we'll go on the internet and we'll be like, oh my god, everyone's dying from the fog.
I think they're just having fun.
I do too.
They're in a casino where they're like, Hey, I'll bet you $400 billion that these people, you know, they're rats in mazes.
It's Squid Game.
Huh?
Squid Game.
It's a show on Netflix, essentially.
Yes, it is Squid Game.
Absolutely.
Why?
Like, why can't we beat...
Why would they do this?
Just for bedding?
Just for fun?
It's that simple?
Because they can't.
It's raw power.
It's the raw power of the lizard, I told you.
The lizard that crawls on the land.
The lizard.
You don't have a lot of ethics.
So wouldn't we be able to defeat that simply by not being terrorized?
By not choosing fear?
Wouldn't that defeat the entire thing?
Like, that's something we should try and do.
I think so, and that's why I always try to get people laughing at it.
Because, you know, if you're laughing, you're not afraid.
But, you know, they got so many ways to go with their shit.
They're a devil.
You know, they believe in the devil as their God, that God is their devil.
I mean, I'm not lying.
No, I know you're not.
It's for real.
For real.
They conjure his...
His spirit and his likeness, while they'll wear masks and shit and force people to do horrible things, to get jumped into the big club.
At a certain point, if you are a believer in God, you've got to go, God ain't going to stand for this one.
No.
Even I know it.
I think that's how you beat them.
I think that's how you beat them.
It's like, you know how to stop a spirit in your house, and I'm Jewish, but it works.
As you say, in the name of Jesus Christ, I command you to leave.
If you ever have an evil spirit around you, I promise you, try it.
It works.
For whatever reason, that incantation works.
And I feel like these Satanists, if we say, God's not going to let you make us afraid, we don't consent to fear, We don't accept this fear.
Whatever drones, bullshit driving over people like this ain't going to work on us.
I think that takes all their power away because their whole power and currency is our fear, our collective fear.
If we don't have that, they don't have a currency.
And when you don't have a currency, you have nothing, right?
Like, could it be that simple?
Like, maybe that's what we won in 2024 because we're like, fuck it.
We're going to be too big to rig.
Like, we didn't sit there and go, oh, I'm too scared.
They're going to cheat.
I'm going to stay home.
We went, no, I think we can beat the system.
We're going to vote.
We're going to vote en masse.
Like, maybe it's the same thing.
Like, fuck you and your drones and you're driving over us at parades and driving over fucking storms.
Well, the obvious message is democracy.
Let's give it a fucking try just this once.
And that is what I want to do.
Democracy that won this election.
Yes, it is.
And, you know, they don't want to admit that because they're fascists.
But, yeah, it was democracy.
Well, let's try it.
Let's try.
Let's get this message out to our peeps.
Let's try and not consent to the fear or the psyops or the anti-Israel propaganda or the anti-capitalist or communist.
Just let's not buy into it.
You know, I'm going to say I'm going to play with my kids.
I'm going to be happy in my home.
You're not going to scare me.
Fuck you.
God wins.
You lose.
You want to try it?
They've got people right on.
I mean, they really have PSYOP people into being operatives who are like actually killing Jews worldwide.
So there's one, there's a happy-go-lucky, let's think positive world of that Libtardia.
But then in reality, you know, Jews are being murdered in every major city in the West, in Europe.
Well, then maybe we can say, we don't accept your shit.
We're going to be happy, but we're still going to fucking kill you if you try.
We're going to fight back.
You know, Livia got bullied at soccer today.
Yeah.
And she cried and she came up to me and I was like, You know, some boys are mean.
And I tried to be like the libtard for a minute.
And I was like, she doesn't really understand this.
So I told her, I said, that kid, when he goes home, he has no friends.
His parents probably hate him.
He's a loser.
Oh, that is libtard.
It's not libtard because it's true.
You don't bully if you're happy at home, right?
So then I said, you need to go up to that kid and you need to tell him he's a douchebag.
She's only three.
I know that would work because the kid wouldn't even know what it is.
And then I went and tried to trip the boy when the parents weren't around.
I tried to tackle the kid with the soccer ball.
You're not supposed to do that!
I don't give a fuck because my point is you can fight back.
That's how I got banned from your brother's softball team tryouts.
Don't stop.
Because I got in there too much too.
No such thing as much.
You can't see that the other parents won't like you.
I don't give a fuck.
If your kid's going to go down and bully my daughter, and this kid was knocking over all the obstacles for all the other kids, and breaking shit, he was actually sucking it.
He was on one of the poles, and I was like, yeah, I figured.
I was bullying him.
No, he needs to be turned in for being looked at.
No, he's going to go home.
No, he's abused.
He's abused.
Okay, well, whatever.
All right, now you make me feel bad for me.
My point is, you can fight back, and I'm teaching Livia.
Do I need to come down there to that playground and kick some fucking ass?
No, I'm just saying, Livia needs to understand.
You can't overlook a kid doing those kind of things and pretend like you didn't see it.
It's a clear-cut sign of sexual and violent abuse.
Then I'm going to call CPS. I mean, for real, kids don't do that and pick fights.
They're asking for help.
That's how it breaks down.
I read all that fucking FBI profiler stuff.
Here's what I'm going to do.
I'm going to find out who his parents are and I'm going to report them to CPS. Yeah, I think you should.
Okay.
My point was you can fight back.
You can still be like, hey, I don't consent to your fear.
I'm going to be happy.
But you still have to fight back.
You can't let a bully push you.
I'm not saying be a libtard at all.
I'm saying...
You got to fight the kid and know that he's, you know, the people that are coming after you, they're not happy.
They're not okay.
And don't take it.
Fight back.
It's okay to fight back.
But that doesn't mean you have to consent to it.
It doesn't mean you have to live in fear.
It doesn't mean you have to be in a constant psyop and in a constant place where you're MKUltra'd yourself by the government.
Just be happy.
Be strong.
And when you got to fight, fight.
And when you want to just be happy, just be happy.
It does work.
If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.
If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.
If you're happy and you know it, then your face will surely show it.
If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.
All right.
Well, we can wrap up.
As long as you're not mad at me for trying to trip a three-year-old boy and calling him a douchebag, we're good.
No, I am mad at you for that because he's already too abused.
You shouldn't add in with that.
That's what makes a kid act like that, and you know it.
Not always.
Sometimes they're just spoiled.
I thought he was just spoiled.
This is a wealthy area, Playa Vista.
There's a lot of rich kids in this area.
They all drive up in Tesla trucks.
I just assumed he was a spoiled rotten brat that gets away with it, and his parents are like, oh, give him whatever he wants.
That's what I thought.
That's why I was mean to him.
Well, you may be correct, and I may be wrong.
Yeah.
But something is wrong with a kid that does that oral thing on things.
That's true.
They don't just do that.
Come on now.
That's a good point.
And I shouldn't have been like, yeah, I knew it.
I literally went up to him and was like, I knew it.
Thought so.
That's what I said.
Hannah, did I really do that?
That is not good.
All right.
Well, anyway.
Oh, my God.
Remember you got in trouble in high school for bullying all those poor children who are educationally deprived?
Yeah.
And you were beating them up at school?
Not a problem with it.
I still don't have a problem with it.
You know why?
Because that's how you make kids tougher.
When they stop bullying, when there was this anti-bullying movement, look what happened to this country.
Look what happened to the world.
Look what happened to men.
Look what happened to children.
Look at this generation.
I was right.
Iron sharpens iron.
And if you don't let me beat the shit out of your kids, they're going to beat the shit out of you.
I stand by it.
And I used to bully kids.
I didn't give a fuck.
I was in 11th grade.
I threw a fucking third grader in the bush.
I guarantee you that kid's tougher than most other third graders.
As soon as I left that school, they all became liberals and voted for fucking Kamala.
I'm telling you, I'm not joking.
Why would you throw a third grader into the bush?
Just to let them know I could.
Some people are stronger.
Some people are bigger.
There's always going to be someone meaner.
I tell this to Olivia all the time.
There's going to be people that take advantage of you.
They're going to be mean.
Don't let it get to you and stand your ground.
Punch them in the face.
Call them a douchebag.
If you cry about it or you go, oh, this is bullying, then you turn into a fucking libtard and you ruin it for everybody.
Bullying is an essential part of growing up.
Learning how to deal with a bully is one of the most important things a human can do because you crack the code.
You crack the code about the universe coming after you.
Whenever anything comes at you and fucks with you, if you know how to defeat a bully, you can defeat anything.
If you acquiesce and go, oh, mommy's going to protect me.
I don't want to be scared.
You're a pussy and you're going to ruin everything.
I'm telling you.
I know what I'm talking about.
When we stopped bullying kids, we got Joe Biden.
We got Barack Obama.
We got transgender in the fucking bathroom.
We have fucking pederasts in Target bathrooms.
All this happened because we stopped bullying.
And the best thing that happened in 2024 with Trump winning is bullying back.
Make bullying great again.
But it's true.
It's true.
And I told Livia, go up to that kid.
I told her, go up to that kid and say, you're a douchebag.
I told her that.
Because I know if she said that, he would cry.
And she would learn that she can crack the bully.
No, she shouldn't do the douchebag.
That's not the right way to approach it.
It just sounds dirty, douchebag.
No one knows what it means.
No, no, no, no, no.
Livia, come here.
Livia, Mimi's going to tell you about this bully.
I want you to tell Livia to her face.
Come here, baby.
What should she do?
You tell that kid just like this here.
Are you listening?
You go to him and you go, my Mimi, my grandmother is going to kick your ass.
Okay, you say that to him, okay?
All right.
You got it?
My grandmother's gonna kick your ass.
Say that to him.
Got it?
Okay.
And be like, she shaves her face with a razor.
Don't mess with her.
All right, let's wrap this up.
That was fun.
Mom's like, remember?
She was like, I don't want to do this podcast.
We're in an hour and 43 minutes right now.
She's loving it.
She was hilarious, by the way.
I'm talking to Hannah.
Why don't I ever get to talk to the people in the world besides just you or some other people?
I want to talk to real humans.
Why do I not have any chat or fucking nothing?
Because we don't do this live.
People want me to read their future.
Okay, here's what we're going to do.
What was that lady's name?
Queen of Sheba that did the psychic readings.
Miss Cleo?
Yeah.
I'm glad we're doing this on air.
I am the new Miss Cleo.
I'm glad we're doing this on air because you're always like, why do we never do this?
And it's something I bring up to you like 40 times a week.
Oh, don't lie.
Oh, Hannah, help me.
Rumble Live has a studio feature where you could do a live show, a second show.
They could be live.
You can have audience submissions.
You can read their fortunes.
I told you to get it going.
Yeah, and I'm like, okay, but you have to do a second hour a week.
And you're like, I'm going to sleep for nine months.
You have to do another show.
Can you do a second show?
I know.
I said I would.
You heard it here, Hannah.
Yeah.
I said once it was over Hanukkah.
Okay, so you're going to do a second live show on Rumble.
I won't be there interrupting you.
You can talk directly to the people and it would be live.
There's no editing.
I have to take this and edit it.
It's a lot of work.
You want to talk to people live, do it live on Rumble.
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