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May 11, 2024 - The Roseanne Barr Podcast
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Keep My Name Out Yo M*Therf*Cking Mouth! | The Roseanne Barr Podcast #47
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Good evening, humans!
Greetings, earthlings, and every other type of lifeform, including animals, who are completely attracted to my voice because it's so melodious and conveys an intelligence not of this planet.
Only animals can hear it, like dogs.
It's a dog whistle to intelligent lifeforms, hence Non-human life forms, because humans are not intelligent at all, except for those who subscribe to this channel and retweet it.
And there ain't a lot of you motherfuckers, but welcome to the Rosanne Barr Podcast.
["My Patience is Growing Faster"]
Supposedly I got almost 500,000, which is a crying fucking shame
that YouTube is holding my subscribers down to 500,000.
Are you shitting me?
I had 28 million viewers on ABC and I got 500, not even 500,000 subscribers on the YouTubes.
What kind of bullshit is that?
They're not even letting people know that I'm out here or that I'm saying nothing or that I'm with my oldest baby son and I have something to say and that I am indeed the woman who changed television and the United States and probably the fucking world and they, you know, come over here and kiss my rosy red ass!
I like that attitude.
YouTube, I don't know if they're fucking with the amount of subscribers.
They're fucking with your views because half a million subscribers is not bad.
You haven't been consistent with YouTube.
That is a big problem.
No, it's my fault.
I've only done 40 something eight, right, YouTube?
I've only done 48 interviews and I committed to being consistent, which I hate consistency because I'm not a corporate thinker.
I'm an artiste.
And I'm not like these bitches that put it out when, you know, like I'm not going to come out with an album every fucking year.
I live a human life, you know, and I work when I want to work, when I have something to say.
Right?
I'm not a corporatized fucking drone like these bitches.
I'm not going to say any of their names because their stans come for me all the time.
Like when I went after Beyonce and they all came after me simply because I was defending my friend Etta James singing At Last.
They should have asked Etta James, not Beyonce.
That's what I was mad at Obama, one of the reasons for, because that was a cry in shame against women's rights.
And RT Strikes because that woman gave the world that song at last.
She was my friend.
Wait, she was alive when they gave it to Beyoncé?
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm with you.
Right?
That's like now they're trying to come out with this fucking movie I see here when we was in LA and I seen it on Sunset Boulevard.
Where they're trying to come out with imitating on Amy Winehouse, who I felt was my child.
She was my daughter from another womb and what have you.
Her dad, I'll slap the fuck out of both her mom and dad if I ever go to a synagogue in their entertainment.
Attendance, because they did not do her right.
Amy Winehouse, now they're going to rip her off with somebody playing her.
I don't like when they do these biopics!
It ain't right!
I was going to say, were you going to have Amy Winehouse play herself?
I mean, it's a biopic.
It's a story of a person.
That's like saying you can't do a movie about any historical person by having an actor play them.
That's the entire point.
Well, that's why they kill the actors, so they can control their music catalog.
And then they put out a fucking movie with some dipshit that looks like a mouth in their shit, and then they actually capture the intellectual property of that artist.
What's the word?
Conspiracy to take the art from the original?
Because she's dead.
Yeah, they're stealing her intellectual property and making everybody think she's Val Kilmer or whoever they're using in Hollywood to portray like they're doing Biden with Jim Carrey in a mask.
You're crossing.
Here, this is perfect.
They're stealing an artist's intellectual property by doing a movie with some dipshit impersonating them, who ain't the artist.
But that's a biopic.
That's how you do a biopic.
If you're going to do a story on Alexander the Great, you're not- Well, she didn't give her fucking okay for a biopic of some dipshit Hollywood clone.
Corporatist whore.
I mean, I'm with you.
To do an impression of her when she was anything but any of that.
She didn't give her consent for that.
I mean, her dad probably did because he'll sell her corpse.
I don't like him.
He's probably making money off it.
But he does sing well.
What about, like, Mommy Dearest?
Like, it would have taken away Faye Dunaway's awesome performance of Joan whatever her name was if you didn't do a biopic on... What's her name?
Mommy Dearest.
Yeah, Faye Dunaway.
Yeah, Faye Dunaway, sorry.
Played Joan Crawford.
Christine Crawford.
Yeah, but by your logic, you would never have had Faye Dunaway play Joan Crawford, because she didn't give her consent.
No, because Joan Craw... I mean, are you kidding me?
Faye Dunaway was a genius.
That's what I'm saying, and you would never know that because... But she's not singing.
I'm talking about... But she's beating the kid.
I mean, is that any better than singing?
Yeah.
Portraying how she was abusive at home is more respectful to the artist.
Well, they're all like that with their kids.
Like all these white women adopting these black men, child, and turn them into girls.
Yeah.
What the hell's with that?
That's a good... See, this is... You know, they're beating them and trying to go, you know, the best way of being a black man is to wear the dress.
Ask Cat Williams.
They're getting the children putting them in a dress.
Yeah.
Black children.
Black male children.
White children too.
All children.
It's happening to all children, not just black children.
It's happening to all children.
But I'm talking about Hollywood, all these white women is adopting black male children and turning them into the dress.
Yes.
Because they're trying to make it okay.
They're trying to send that message, cut off your boy's cocks.
Right.
Because it's all by the 350 pound lesbian caucus.
I should say.
Can I say something?
Something about the removal caucus.
Yeah, the removal caucus.
This is such a good segue for me.
It's how fucking People have been following this Mother Son podcast for a while now and I think people are starting to see that you continually will say, because we've done enough of these now, you'll start working material and you'll say, sometimes you've told the same joke or story on this podcast like 10 times.
I know, but they never get it, do they?
No, they do, and people that watch it weekly.
Our audience might be starting to get it.
I think you don't remember where you try a joke out, and I think it's fascinating for people that watch this podcast to go, Rosanne's doing that.
That's how you work a bit, and I think you're giving people behind the scenes.
I'm writing my jokes.
Yeah, but people watching this go, she said the same thing last week and the week before and the week before, but that's how you work a bit.
Yeah, that's how I work a bit.
I think it's cool, so you're getting behind the scenes.
I'm showing how you write a joke.
And the other thing that's important... Because that's all I live for is writing a joke.
It's my, uh... That's what you do.
That's my multiple personality disorder.
It's all just about writing a fucking joke.
That's what I want to talk about.
Your multiple personality disorder.
That's why I got all the streams into one.
My friend Alan said it.
Let me help untangle this.
We need to bring Alan.
When are you going to bring Alan?
Because he saw me through my whole multiple personality breakdown.
He said, honey, just get all your parts on the same bus.
And that really changed and helped me a lot.
Yeah, can you do that for this podcast right now?
Because you keep all over the place.
No!
No, because I have a lot to say and a lot of different voices and views.
This is something we've never... I'm not just a singleton like these dumb fucks.
I'm not just a singleton.
Right.
I got a lot of shit going on here.
I want to set you up and then cede the floor to you.
Like you're always like... I just want you to... I'm going to set you up and then you can go.
This show is something we've wanted to talk about for some time.
You do have, and you have dealt with multiple personality disorder.
It's a real thing, although it's called something different now.
I call it multiple personality order.
Order, okay.
So this is a real thing you've been diagnosed with, dealt with for years.
You've been in therapy.
Integrated from and cured of.
Right.
But the reason I'm bringing this up is because this podcast, you and I were talking about this last week off air, that this is the first ever multiple personality hosted podcast.
And even if you say you're integrated, you still kind of jump around a little bit.
You kind of switch a little bit.
You can live with it, but I notice it.
So before you say anything, just listen.
Well, all that is true.
I do switch around.
So let's explain.
I got a lot of things inside, a lot of parts.
Let's explain this.
However, the difference is now, I don't go out and buy 16 different dinette sets as I used to.
Right.
You are surviving better.
You are living better.
I only do one thing.
Right.
And I try to only... I try to only...
Act one way, like with my money.
Right.
I try to keep track of myself.
Like I don't go home and have 15 closets like I did when I was rich.
You used to do that, yeah.
Some boy clothes, some women clothes, some glamorous costumes.
Yeah.
I don't do that anymore.
No.
But this podcast, week to week, every week... I just buy on Amazon.
Yeah, I know.
And that's a whole other problem that we have to get through.
But the Japanese understand it.
They've got the best videos on women who hate their husbands.
And as soon as their husbands leave, they go shop on Amazon and buy gadgets.
Except for people that watch this podcast, they think, because I've seen the comments and I talk to people, you are almost different every week.
Sometimes you're like, you're Oprah interviewing, sometimes you're wild, sometimes you're drunk, sometimes you're high.
And I think it's really fascinating, because a lot of times people go from the week to week, like, this is different, I like this one more, and I just think, that's all I'm trying to say.
This is the first ever podcast hosted by someone who's clinically been diagnosed with multiple personality disorder, and I happen to find that fascinating.
Because you never know what you're going to get week to week on the Roseanne Barr podcast.
You might get, you know, talk show host Roseanne, who's completely clear and knows the right questions.
And then the next week you're talking about JAG executions.
Well, that's media savvy, Roseanne.
See, that's a personality.
They all have a, you know, they all got a, a different point of view is basically, because I'm always trying on different outfits for how to reach people.
Yeah.
Because I try to reach a lot of people.
I try to reach different groups of people at different times to create a big tent of people who actually question power.
So you're talking in code?
That's when I'm really, really integrated.
Yes, I do talk in code.
All of my tweets, including the one I aspired for... Yeah, this is fascinating.
...were encoded.
Can you talk about this?
Because you always think everyone knows what's going on in your head.
No one has any fucking idea.
I don't.
This is the stuff you should talk about.
This is interesting.
You don't think it's interesting, but it is.
I always wonder if anyone gets it.
Well, I'm trying to help them get it.
And every so often, I will meet someone Who does get it like Michael Malice.
They're also crazy.
That's how you... But he gets it because he's an anarchist.
He's an anarchist and I think he's, yeah, I think he's... He gets the absurdity of all.
He gets how everything is just nothing but a mind control program of absurdist bullshit to control people by making them hate a A targeted group at any given time.
Yeah.
I think a lot of people that listen to the show feel that way.
I think that's our audience.
I think that's the people we've been finding.
That's what we talk about.
We're trying to find thinkers that aren't addicted to bullshit.
That's our audience.
I think they're the smartest audience.
I would put them up with anyone, although sometimes I get a tweet where I think the person's a fucking whore.
But for the most part, I think they're the smartest audience ever.
And I think a lot of that is because They're just like us.
They do think, they do question, and it's not even party affiliated.
It's just like, this doesn't smell right.
And then when we talk, or you talk, they're like, that is exactly how I feel.
And that's really a big gift to give people, especially at a time where everyone's crazy, to tune into a show and go, oh, and they think just like me.
That's a really validating experience.
So I'm just, I'm proud of you.
That's all I'm trying to say.
I think you're doing a great job.
Well, the use of the word crazy is absurd.
Because what does crazy mean exactly?
You've got to really, really decide what does crazy mean.
Does that mean a functional psychopath?
Well, actually it does.
And what is that?
Well, that is a person in power.
Right.
That's a person who thinks, yeah, we've got to kill 600 million people by two years from now.
Yeah, they're always like, it's not personal, it's business.
That's crazy.
Yeah, it's sociopathic.
But in the other world that's selling us the bullshit they want to cram down our throats, they're trying to tell us that's sanity.
Right.
And we're crazy.
They're gaslighting us.
We're crazy for thinking that's fucked up as shit.
Right.
And who does gaslighting?
We're crazy for thinking We're crazy for seeing that it's satanic.
That's what it really is.
Yeah.
I think that is what it is.
It is what it is.
If we see the satanic, we are not good.
No, and I would say the answer to question one is crazy.
I think crazy is seeing the satanic and thinking it's totally fine.
Totally normal.
Go along with it.
Like this regime.
Yeah, it makes sense.
No, that's not crazy.
The satanic is crazy.
But going along with crazy is crazy.
But going along with it is being a colluder.
Right.
And that's what the mind control of the Satan makes you into, is a colluder and an operative.
And an apologist for crazy.
Okay.
And they are always the professor class, the professorial class.
This is how things work and why we left Egypt.
This is very biblical.
We mean, yeah, the biblical.
Why did the 12 tribes of Israel leave Egypt?
I assume because they didn't want to be enslaved by Pharaoh.
At least that's how the story goes, right?
Mm-hmm.
So they were enslaved by the Pharaonic regime, and then they wanted out.
I mean, it's the story's oldest story.
Feudalism.
Right.
A society based on a slave class.
And I'm pretty sure you're going to say there's parallels to that today.
It's totally today.
In America.
All over the world, and America's fallen for it.
America was the one that broke away from it.
Right.
Broke away from the slave.
Yeah, we ended it.
From feudalism.
Yeah.
That's the model of America.
That's what it is.
That's why it happened.
That was the experiment.
That's why the feudalists, the pharaonics, the blue bloods, who own every penny on earth, and none of them are Jews.
And that's in every country, right?
Yeah, it's worldwide.
There's a royal class of Iran, there's a royal class of Russia.
Yeah, the kings and queens.
Yeah.
And they don't like the American experiment because that's about liberty and individualism.
It's about freedom from royals.
Right.
So, yeah.
That's why we had an American Revolution.
Yes.
Unlike Canada.
Right.
Or even Mexico.
Yeah.
Which really has a lot of... They still bow to the King of Spain.
Oh.
Everybody still bows to a king, except Americans.
Right.
And that's why they hate it.
Yeah, because this is the royal's return.
That's what all this shit is about.
The British Empire wants a return.
It wants a return to the Middle East.
To take over oil production, because the British Empire ain't nothing but oil production.
And it wants to return to the Middle East in order to do that, to own oil and pipelines.
And it wants to do that in Russia.
That's all the British Empire is about.
Well, that's all any empire is about.
Yeah, but the British Empire was just starting to go down, you know.
Yeah, no it did.
Yeah, but it wants to come back and it's working real hard on a comeback and it's got a lot of... MI6 has a lot of people helping it come back.
Can I ask you a question?
Namely the CIA and the, as I call it, Chrislam.
Right.
Chrislamic Jihad.
Yeah.
We always talk this week about like this subversive master plan.
We've like, who are they?
We asked Mel K, we asked Pop Pasovic, we've done it.
It seems like, I don't want to say our answer changes every week, I think we just keep getting deeper, deeper into it.
But right now, you're now saying that it's the royal class in each nation, like this overall, is that, that's above the Swiss banks and the Illuminati?
Well, the royals own the Swiss banks.
So the royals, this is the top.
A fossil.
Okay.
The royals own Switzerland.
So now you're saying it's the royals.
That's their, Switzerland is their, quote-unquote neutral territory, which means they can launder their money there.
Yeah, it's not neutral.
It's never been neutral.
No, it's the place where all wars are decided by the Bank of International Settlements.
They're the ones who decide what wars will be engaged in, and the Queen of England, or the King, whoever is in power, they're the ones who decide each war.
And how it will be funded.
And what they do is, through their subsidiary client states, of which they made the United States one, in 18 whatever it was when they put in the Federal Reserve, after the Civil War, they took us back.
Britain, Great Britain took us back.
And we have not been independent for a long time.
But a lot of things happened.
A lot of things happened.
They wanted to implode our currency.
They have done that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But they didn't count on Trump.
Right.
They didn't count on a guy who really understands currency.
That's why they hate him.
Yeah.
Who understands money.
And, uh, He destroyed the central bank.
He is... He is...
The one who will take down the Bank of International Settlements.
And it's going down.
It's probably already crashed, but it isn't evident to people.
But that will institute a whole new system.
Not the banker system, but a system that was supposed to happen just before 9-1-1.
Alright, let's back up for a second, because this is really important.
I have to keep you on track.
I like what you're saying.
Let's blow people's minds for a second.
International Bank, the Bank of International Settlements, what do we call it, is in Switzerland, right?
Basel, Switzerland.
Okay, this is true.
This is verifiable.
You research it yourself.
Yeah, it's the bank that... But hold on, this is the bank of banks, right?
The central bank of central banks.
It is the top bank.
Okay, now... It's the one the royals own.
We have to drop knowledge on people.
So, and then...
Switzerland has always been agreed upon as a neutral country.
It doesn't get involved in wars.
And we're all like, oh yeah, they're just neutral.
We think they get some pass.
We never really look into it as well.
Because it's in the Alps.
It's protected.
Well, a lot of people just go, oh, for whatever reason, they just get to avoid world war.
We all just take that.
We just hear that they're neutral.
No one's ever questioned.
But now, put the two together.
So they say they're neutral, and we're like, OK, guess you're neutral.
Well, everybody would like to be neutral in a war.
Nobody wants to join a world war.
They do, right?
Why is Switzerland always neutral?
Well, now when you look at it and you look at the bank of the bank of the banks of the banks that actually fund wars of all sides, Put two and two together.
That's why they're neutral.
Everybody understands.
We don't go in there because that's where all our money is.
That's the coffers.
That's where the world's money is.
All the royal's money is there.
Right.
Then this is really, you can research this.
Including the Arab's royal money.
The King of Jordan.
All the money's there.
Yeah.
All the Middle Eastern kings and queens.
Everybody.
Jew, Christian, Chrislam, it's all in there, right?
Yeah.
The 13 tribes that have all the money in the world.
Okay.
13 families.
Okay.
So that's the pinpoint, and this is all true.
We tell people, go research on your own, don't listen to us.
But I like to always point out when things that people just sort of take, when they hear something and we all agree on it, that's the time you should question.
We just go, oh, you know, for instance, Switzerland's always neutral.
Why?
Why does nobody ever ask why?
What we're saying today, I bet nobody's ever heard, or a very few small percentage of people have heard it, but that's pretty crazy when you start talking about banks being set somewhere that every country at war, major world wars, all have an agreement they don't go near there.
That's pretty profound and telling, and that's something we just gotta put out there.
That's it.
We don't have to say much more, but just think about it.
Why are they protected, and how do they protect themselves?
And you know they're protected because they're neutral and we don't question it, so there you know, there's your answer.
Of course they're protected.
And how do they ensure that?
They throw their servant class to the dogs in the street when they're threatened.
And that's the Jews.
They throw their servant class of bankers to the hungry dogs in the street.
And I'm not talking about the Rothschilds, because they have interbred with pharaohs and kings.
And they were German.
They weren't even Jews, the Rothschilds.
No one ever talks about that either.
It's questionable.
Oh, all right.
There's a lot to it.
And who cares if they're Jews?
My point is that... They're goat worshippers.
That's one thing.
They're Babylonians.
And the Bible is full of the story of Jews Who are called Erev Rav, who are Jews, who are goat worshipers.
Keep your mouth in front of that part.
Jews that worship the goat.
You can move it if you want to slink into that.
My kind and your kind.
Right.
And it is a civil war for 6,000 years, and nobody talks about that neither.
But that's where we're at right now, where these Jews who, these Jewish students on campus, were communists and pro-Palestinian, who know nothing of history, because no communists know anything of history, because all they do is rewrite history.
Well, if you knew history, you wouldn't be a communist.
Absolutely.
They've killed more than Hitler by about 10 times.
Who cares about their KD ratio?
It also never works.
It's historically failed everywhere.
Well, they're sadists.
They're self-entitled privileged sadists, is what they really are.
And that is why they love that book about the Marquis de Sade.
It's all their hero, including Marx.
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I don't think it's obese.
Because you've been taking the fatty liver pills from Impact Brands, right?
Yeah.
It's getting slim, it's like on keto?
It's getting there.
It's getting its mojo back.
Would you say you like the lean part of the brisket?
Are you still the fatty brisket?
What do you feel?
How do you feel when you walk and move and sleep?
Are you feeling better?
I'm feeling like my sensuality can barely burst through the skin.
Wait, can barely burst or it is barely bursting?
I see stuff bursting out of your skin, but I think it's just more fat.
Anyway, tell the people.
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I think that would be edible if I said that, right?
No, but you can't say it, so I'll say it for you.
No, I think you're gorgeous.
I do.
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I have a theory for you.
What?
I don't think communism's failed.
What do you think about that?
I think it's done exactly what it's always intended to do.
I agree with you.
Which is destroy anything that works.
They're almost approaching it, but their original thing, and Mark said it, because Marx was a fucking capitalist.
And the original feminist movement of which I was interested and part of was originally a gender analysis of Marxism.
Saying what bullshit it was and it was the French feminist who did it going, he's not even factoring in women's unpaid labor.
Right.
Because he doesn't even count women as human beings.
Right.
That's what a capitalist elitist pig Marx is.
Right.
And they have erased that.
Right.
But it shows up in what they're doing right now with trying to erase women and And cancel women's rights.
Or any program that helps girls.
Well, anything that helps the individual, too.
Anything that helps give a person power over their own decisions and the ability to survive on their own without a big government doing things for them.
Once people get strong and can take care of themselves, that's when communism starts to seep in and they go, hey, they're getting too much.
He's taking too much from you.
Because they go, fuck, he's actually surviving.
He's succeeding.
He's He's a powerful person.
He's gonna take our shit down.
So then they drop in some communists.
They piss off some stupid college kids.
Those kids are fucking so dumb.
They're impressionable.
And they're like, he's taking your shit.
Go push this thing that we know is gonna destroy everything.
And go do it.
And they do.
It's like a tumor.
It's like an intentional tumor.
And it fucks up every empire.
It fucks up everything.
So anytime there's progress, commies come in and ruin it.
That's my theory.
I don't think they – I think the commie kids think that it's real.
They think communism is real.
Like, hey, we're all going to own the means of production.
We're all going to live in a big utopia.
The people that are pushing it know it's going to fail and they know kids are dumb.
So they're just like, yeah, here, go save world communism.
You're a hero.
You're taking care of the little guy.
Run along and they just go fuck everything up.
Rich people sit back.
No one looks at Switzerland.
It's a movement of privilege.
Well, yeah.
That's the real thing about it.
It's run by privilege.
Everybody who is part of it is getting paid.
Yes.
Nobody's having no revolution free.
Well, no, it's not rich.
It wouldn't be having no revolution if you wasn't getting paid.
If you wasn't getting paid to riot and burn shit down, you wouldn't be doing it.
And that's what really pisses me off is that saying, They're telling these youngsters and students, here's a job, but you've got to destroy your parents.
That's what I'm saying.
And your community to get paid.
Hey, they could give them a real job with benefits, man.
They could fucking do that too.
Nancy Pelosi.
You self-entitled old whore.
You drunk ass bitch.
I hate her.
I've been saying that for 20 years.
I used to hang out with her as I told you.
You did this bit before.
It's the perfect example.
You did this bit on the podcast.
I drink too much just like she does.
But we used to hang out a lot.
But then she would go overboard.
I'd go overboard too.
But I don't start blowing the guys in the street if they say they'll vote for me.
Right.
Allegedly.
What I'm saying is, no rich kid, no, I mean, no poor kid's actually going to push for communism.
Because poor kids want to work.
Yeah, they don't want to be poor.
They want a job.
They have the desire to improve, but the privileged class... They don't want to work!
The privileged class has no desire to improve.
No, they're rich.
They're $70,000 a year in college.
They have the desire to not rock the boat, because they're privileged.
They don't want to work.
They just want to teach it.
What was this shit about Fanny's got a hot grip of vagina?
You're about to stick stick.
Bonnie Willis.
We're talking about the roots of communism.
This is good.
Stick with me.
We'll talk about it.
She's a fucking communist.
Let's talk about her gorilla pussy later.
That's what it was.
The Gorilla Grip Pussy.
She was in someone's phone as Gorilla Grip Pussy Girl or something.
It was hilarious.
But stay on the other topic.
Oh my god, people make me so sick.
Please stay on topic for once in your life.
It's all one topic.
No, communism.
There's only one everything.
The communist kids at Columbia or wherever are privileged.
Privileged fucking brats.
Because they don't want to work, so they get paid now to go fuck shit up.
Well, they don't have to work.
Right.
Because their Jewish dad married a guy, and all they do is the mom tells them that Jews are bad.
And the dad lets her do it because he's nothing but a pussy.
He's a fucking weak-ass, libtard pussy that's letting this Jew-hating bitch turn his kids against his own people.
That's the problem.
He's a cuck.
Yeah, you're not a Jew if a Jewish woman isn't the head of your household.
If your dad is a Jew and he married a non-Jew, I'm sorry, but you're not a Jew.
You're a goddamn on the other side and shut your fucking mouth.
Don't you go out there and say, as a Jew, I blah blah blah.
No, you're not a Jew.
You are the product of a non-Jewish mother and you are not a Jew.
Your dad's a cock and shut your motherfucking mouth.
That's my opinion.
Are you talking about anyone specifically?
Well, all these pro-Palestine on-campus motherfuckers is nothing but the son of a Gentile wife of a Jewish cuck.
I know it!
And their second wife's on top of it.
That's an interesting theory.
Because as soon as their Jewish wife propelled them to any kind of success, Which they couldn't reach on their own being Jewish males who are weak idiots, especially if they're liberals.
Weak fucking impotent idiots whose Jewish wife kicked their ass into shape and as soon as they get some money, they leave their Jewish wife and go get with a Gentile woman having a whole new bunch of children who hate the Jews.
And who can blame them?
I hate the Jews when I even meet those people!
And their children are despicable.
Yeah, you're on to it.
They make me an anti-Semite, their children, going, the Palestinians want you weak for the Nazis, you little motherfucker!
You goddamn privileged sons of a bitch!
Yeah, it is.
So, the communist move that's paid for by Switzerland... That's how they do.
They fuck up your mind.
That's what they're doing.
They fuck up your kid's mind.
Yeah.
Why?
Because they want to fuck your kids.
That's all they're about.
They're sexual libertines.
That's why they love the Marquis de Sade.
Because they like to force sexual power on helpless people.
That's what Marxism really is.
They want to... They're pedophiles!
They're fucking sadists and pedophiles.
They are.
They enjoy murder.
They enjoy all that shit.
They enjoy adrenochrome and all that fucking black arts bullshit.
I like that.
They do.
They're satanists.
I'm sorry, but Marxism is nothing but satanism to steal from people who work hard and punish people who believe in God.
You can suck my cock!
I mean, that's... It's the truth!
No, I know.
And that was from all of my personalities, who all have a little piece of the puzzle, but put it together in therapy.
That's what happens on the Roseanne Barr podcast.
You work it out, and then it just comes like the streams of the Ghostbusters.
You cross it into one power stream.
That was awesome.
And that's dead on.
I think you're dead on.
And it is God.
In the end, it is God going, you have to resist.
You have to resist bullshit and come to intelligence if you want to survive.
Maybe you don't, well then you won't.
If you don't want to survive, well then you won't.
That's what it comes down to.
And if you want to be a dumbass and stay a sheep, okay do it.
Have you noticed a lot of these college kid protesters that they're all in the same tent?
Have you seen that?
Like they all have the same colored tent, which if you're a young college kid and you're high and you're like, oh, we're going to do a thing.
You go to big five and there's only one or two tents at fucking big five that you do.
They're not going to look the same.
The fact that they all look the same, right, is clear.
That's what I'm saying.
Clear evidence that this is a funded It's like the son of Soros.
No, he's not a Jew.
I'm not going to call him a Jew.
This is why people hate Jews.
This is why I keep trying to tell you.
No, he's not a Jew.
I'm not going to call him a Jew.
Soros isn't a Jew.
He is.
No, he's not.
I mean, he's not a real Jew, but he's...
I'm kicking the motherfuckers out.
I agree, he should not be in our club.
He's the other kind.
He's the bad kind.
He's the one that's trying to get all the Jews killed.
Right.
And when they are killed, he won't be there.
No.
He's not gonna be in Auschwitz with the rest of us that he's, you know, trading on our lives.
Oh no, he's already built it.
For his shit.
He's already built in Auschwitz.
He'll be on Mars in that fucking big old dome.
Right.
Or under the Earth.
But you know what?
The real truth is, Why is he doing this?
The real truth is, he's a Satanist.
Right.
He's not a Jew.
Thank you.
No, he's a goat-worshipping motherfucker.
Yeah.
I agree.
I don't think a Jew would want communism.
No.
And I don't think a Jew would want... Jews love money, are you shitting me?
That's what I'm saying.
They're not communists.
Well, so here's the other theory I have, right?
You gotta let me get this one out.
We love wealth and prosperity.
We do.
And we love to share it.
We love to cause it and share it.
Right.
And we do.
And that's what they're lying about saying.
You know, everywhere the Jews go, it's a prosperous country.
Yeah.
No, they like small business.
They like markets.
I get it.
They like the fucking... They like to loan money for people to start businesses.
And then charge them interest.
No, that's not... No, they do.
They invented usury.
Well... I don't have a problem with it.
No, there's... You wouldn't loan money unless you were getting something for it.
There's the actual guide of interest.
And then there's like the criminal interest.
But I guess what I'm getting at is why... There's banks and then there's criminal banks.
When you have communism, right?
We've talked about this before.
When it does actually take over, because it does, that's why everything falls apart and you start eating dogs, what ends up happening is the people that were... It's theft.
Well, the people that were behind it, the movement, they end up getting even more rich than they would have in a capitalist society.
So Soros... You mean like Obama?
No, I'm talking like... I'm not gonna name the name.
I'm just saying, if you ever look at a socialist country...
The president, or the king, or the guy in charge, he is richer than any American.
Arafat?
Yeah.
Look at the head of Hamas now.
They steal all the aid money.
That's what I'm saying.
So, one of the reasons the people on top... Pelosi has a fucking vineyard on fucking Yank and the Poverty in San Francisco.
They don't live in matching tents up there in her district.
They live in garbage bags.
Yeah, covered in shit.
The real money, though...
is when you do have communism destroy a country and you're on top.
Now you're getting 95% of the wealth, where in a capitalist country you're getting maybe 75.
Because people in the middle class are getting something in return.
In communism, it's one rich guy and everyone's fucked.
It's the same thing as pharaonic feudalism.
No, it is.
That's why I said Marx was of privilege.
He was privileged.
His whole thing was based on the slavery of women.
It's all bullshit.
All their shit is bullshit.
But how rich was he?
How rich was Pharaoh?
Compared to everybody else in the region.
He would give a little kickbacks to his little mayors in different areas, but he was supremely... It's still that way.
We still have kings.
We still have kings and queens.
Kings aren't capital... They're not kings in capitalist societies.
It doesn't exist because in a capitalist society, there's a middle class.
King doesn't want everyone to be rich.
He doesn't want half people to be rich.
He wants to be the only one that's rich.
That's how king... That's how it works.
So communism is true... Well, that's what America did.
That's why they're trying to destroy America.
Until they took us back because we were for a different kind of wealth.
For capitalism where everybody has a chance to be a king in their own little world.
That's the American experience.
Well that's why we fought slavery because they tried to, you know, they had that imposed here too but like the whole long process towards freedom which was All the way through the 1960s and Martin Luther King and everything.
The long march towards freedom from all that shit.
That's because it was America.
And then they got like, oh, we can't let these people go any further than this shit.
We gotta stop this.
Let's bring in disco and drugs.
And that is what they did.
And let's make socialism cool again.
Let's bring in Bernie and fucking AOC.
And let's talk about how bad white men are and fucking Trump and these billionaires.
We're painting a picture now.
Switzerland's not neutral.
The banks are there.
Fucking communism does exactly what it's intended to, which is destroy a capitalist society because capitalism is the enemy of fucking a serf and king class, whatever you want to call it.
They don't want to share the wealth.
They don't want a strong middle class.
They don't like America.
That's why they're coming after us now.
It's not commies.
It's fucking super crazy capitalist kings that want us to suffer under their fucking boot.
They want two classes, them and everybody else that's poor.
And that's what's going on.
That's who's doing it.
It's funded.
It's organized.
And people like Soros, they're going to buy up shit.
They're going to crash the market.
And when we're all fucking poor and eating dog meat to survive, he's going to buy shit back at cost.
And then he's going to jack the rates when we fucking win and we have capitalism come back.
He'll own 40% of everything.
And then he'll break it again.
Well, that's the bad thing about that kind of capitalism.
Well, that's communism.
Which is crony capitalism, which is communism.
That's what we're saying here on The Real Sampler.
You know, it's just buy low, sell high.
Period.
There's nothing more to it.
And how do you buy low?
You crash the fucking market.
We crash the market bubble.
Burst the bubble.
So everyone's like, why would they hurt America?
Destroy whole communities.
And then be applauded by Hillary Clinton.
Of course, she's one of them.
The Democrats are like just life-destroying horrors.
Well, Republicans too.
I mean, right now Democrats are worse.
Right now in America, Democrats are more the enemy of the people than Republicans, but that could change.
And it wasn't always like that, but right now it's clear the Democratic Party and Obama and Biden and all of them are horrible.
You know, you're right.
They both seem the same.
I mean, as we travel around and meet people and stuff like that, it's like, Oh my God, it's the same hazy stare, the same fear of me when they're shaking my hand, whether I'm meeting people in right, like supposedly conservative media or left-wing media.
Yeah.
It's the exact same reaction to me.
Let's talk about that now, because we were at the, can we talk about it?
I think we should.
Yeah, we're not going to say anything bad.
I mean, we love Adam Carolla.
I love Adam Carolla.
So check it out, Bircham, Sunday.
It's a cartoon you're in for the Daily Wire.
It's got a great cast, Megan Kelly, you, Adam Carolla, Rob Riggles in it, Tyler Fisher, Kyle Dunnigan.
The list goes on and on.
It's a great cast.
We went to the premiere this weekend.
We watched the first episode.
It's an Adam Carolla character, 30 years in the making, and you can get it at Daily Wire+.
We went there this weekend for the red carpet event, and I guess I'll set you up and then you can talk.
You were kind of feeling, it sounds like, that they were maybe scared of you, or that they thought you were weird, or what is it you're saying?
Because we spent a couple days in LA, we just got back last night, which is why we're doing the podcast together, you and I.
It's just really weird that the Jews who are conservatives, Americans, they don't really want me to talk about the Jews.
No one wants you to talk about Jews.
I'm the only one that lets you do it.
No, they don't want me to talk about...
Jewishness, Judaism, Israel, or any of that stuff.
You did bring up the panel and your tweet on the panel of the premiere.
So Adam Kroll is sitting there at the mic and he's like, hey, check out Birch and here's the episode.
And you're like, let me talk about it.
And then you went off and talked about Jews.
Well, Adam said that he felt like this show, Yeah.
something that he's had in the pipeline for 30 years but it was so ahead of its
time it took 30 years I said ahead of its time let me talk about my tweet yeah
it was ahead of its time because it was about Iran being an existential threat
to Israel yeah even though they said it was a racial tweet which it never was
but October 7th kind of proved I was right It did, but we were at a red carpet event, so you always say you do the wrong thing at the wrong time.
At that point I don't give a shit, because I'm like, hey, I have the right to express myself.
Absolutely.
And then that fucking Newsweek guy.
I mean, I just get tired of bullshit at a certain point.
Everybody knows I'm going to say the truth.
I can't lie.
Right.
That's the part of having multiple personalities.
I can't lie because I can't remember what I said if I lie.
Right.
I have to tell the truth so I remember.
Right.
You see, you're not saying you tell the truth because it's like you're altruistic.
You just do it because you're too crazy.
I can't remember what the lie is.
So it's the only way you can stay on track with all your different characters.
It's the only way I can live is to tell the truth because I don't have to remember because I have a faulty memory.
It's like your superhero origin story of why you have to tell the truth all the time.
That's pretty cool.
I mean, I think it's cool.
I can't lie or I'll die.
Well, what happened?
So then I'm like, okay, well, they know I'm gonna do that.
So the guy from Newsweek is like, what do you think of the press?
So, of course, I tell the truth.
I go, well, you're almost dead.
Like in six months, you won't even fucking exist at Newsweek, because nobody trusts you, because you lie all the time.
You're full of shit.
It was awesome.
I mean, I have to say the truth of how I feel.
And then he was trying to be like, yeah... He tries to laugh it off.
They always try to laugh it off.
But, you know, nobody likes to hear me tell them they're full of shit and they're gonna die.
No, nobody likes to hear that.
But it's true!
Do you remember what else you said in that interview?
I said, I'm writing a... He said, how do you feel about your... He asked me about the cast of my show.
Yeah, he was trying to get you to... He was trying to goad you.
He was trying to goad me in.
Well, that's what they do.
I mean, that's his job.
Good, I'm glad they goad me, because, you know, I want any opportunity to tell the truth.
Yeah, and you did tell people.
Well, I don't know if he's going to put it in the article, because they never put the good stuff in.
He told me he's going to quote me exact.
I go, yeah, bullshit you will.
They never put the good shit in.
You've never quoted me exact in your fucking life.
And you're what, 92, you fucking old goat?
He's really old.
No, Newsweeks, I've sent so many emails to them.
They're full of shit.
But anyway, tell them what you said.
You told me you were going to write a book about the Conners cast.
I'm writing a tell-all about the Roseanne show and spilling every fucking secret that I kept for the cast and the writers and the producers, the people I helped keep their fucking dirty fucking secrets.
Yeah.
This is gonna be a big book.
You know to try to protect my show, but I'm gonna spill all the secrets and you know
I'm on a big advance there. The secrets are there's some good ones. Yeah real good
This is gonna be a big book and you know, I wouldn't of course ever do it, but they all fuck me in the ass
Yeah, so why not? I?
I'm not going to be nice about getting betrayed and fucked and robbed.
Oh, I like how they stole your money.
They're making money off your life's work.
Yeah, they stole my shit.
So you should make some money off their shit, too.
That's right, I will, too, and I got the goods.
It's going to be a good book.
Oh my God, there's some damn good goods.
Don't give any away in this podcast.
I only gave the one away about Sarah Gilbert stalking civil shepherds.
Yeah, that's okay.
But you can still put that in the book.
But anyway, so we're there at this event, and then I'm going to talk a little shit, which you're probably going to get mad at me for.
Should I not?
You can go for it.
I didn't feel that the CEO of Daily Wire was very respectful of you.
He was so rude.
I mean, could it be?
He was, like, embarrassed that I was there helping his network.
He wouldn't talk to you?
I mean... I mean, hello?
I like Candace Owens, okay?
Yeah, I do too.
That's probably why he didn't want to say hello to me.
It doesn't matter.
You're on the show.
You're there.
For people that don't know what goes on... I mean, how fucking dare you?
But the worst was Big Fat Prager.
Yeah, what did he say to you?
I didn't hear it.
He just said he was tired.
I said I'd like to speak to you about what's happening in Israel.
Well, I'm too busy.
Yeah, he said I'm just really overwhelmed.
You motherfucker.
Yeah, you're too busy.
That kind of pissed me off too.
I mean, how disrespectful was that?
I thought it was pretty disrespectful, yeah.
Right to my face.
I wasn't sure that's what you said.
I mean, if you had any class, you'd go, yes, I'd love to... I said, because I have information you might be interested in.
Because I actually know Jewish people in Israel, unlike you.
Yeah.
But he was so dismissive and rude, which I find is this particular class of Jewish people, to me, when I'm the one who Took all the slings and arrows of all those people.
Of the whole anti-semitic thing that I face, including being canceled for anti-semitism.
And they never even spoke in my defense.
I mean, and they never will, I guess.
But I mean, it's kind of hard to Bear that for me.
It's very hard to bear that, thinking, why are you exactly like the left towards me?
Yeah, that was weird.
It's like, oh, I get it.
You're getting paid by the same people.
Well, I have a theory.
I guess when both the right and the left Jews don't respect you as a Jew, the most vocal Jew in America, that means something pretty interesting.
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Well, I know that Prager and Baily Wire are both Very successful companies.
I think they're very important.
Prager's been great on Israel.
I'm a fan of Dennis Prager.
Daily Wire does good stuff.
I just think, I have a theory about why they're the way they are with you is because you're wild.
And they want to be very middle of the road, conservative.
They don't want to be pushing the envelope too much.
They don't want to piss off the Muslim Brotherhood.
I don't think they want to piss off anyone.
I think they want to be mainstream and normie, and I think that's kind of worked for them.
I mean... It's not gonna work anymore.
I think the brand works.
After October 7th, it ain't gonna work.
Well, Traeger and Daily Wire both do very well.
They're multiple seven-figure companies.
They do great.
They have a great voice.
I just think that you're more of like an outlier, more punk rock, more rock and roll, and you don't really align with What they're doing.
I think it's that simple.
It's like, Oh God, Roseanne, she's going to go up there and say something crazy.
We don't want to do that.
We have stockholders.
I think they're, I don't want, I'm not trying to call them square or normie, but I just saying, I don't think they want to be edgy.
You're very edgy.
I don't know if you know this.
They might think of me as too radical.
They do.
That's true.
So, and, and I don't blame them for that cause you are, but then here's the problem I have.
That's true.
But still you can still, you could, I mean... You're not a leper, and remember when we did Turning Point?
That's like how it was when I started comedy, and all the men in every comedy club would treat me like that.
It was always the leper thing.
Yeah.
The woman who puts down men.
Yeah.
Every step of this fucking way.
And people don't like you, is what you're saying.
I guess not.
You're not a nice person.
No.
No, but I am a nice person.
I'm joking, but... But I just have a strong point of view.
This is the problem.
I don't like bullshit.
I don't like ass kissers.
I don't like liars.
Remember Turning Point?
When you lost your speech and you went up there and you were like, I can't remember what you did, but you lost your speech.
So you kind of winged it or wing it or whatever it is.
And you said a couple of things that went viral and made him uncomfortable.
Like Turning Point's the same thing.
When you go to a Turning Point event or Prager event or Daily Wire, you'll notice there's It's just really kind of corporate and cookie cutter, and again, it's a good thing, but here's my problem with it.
No, it really made me mad because I said, do you guys have any idea that The Muslim Brotherhood occupies every single Christian democracy worldwide.
Yeah.
Right now.
And the next step is a caliphate.
Yeah.
Do you have any idea?
And they just stared at me.
Yeah.
Cause they have no idea.
Well, they're like, Oh God, she's, that's Islamophobic.
We're going to lose our stockholders.
That's all they think.
And it's like, no, you're supposed to be an organization that tells the truth.
Pussy.
That's the thing.
They're corporate.
That's why we're going to lose America.
I agree.
Let me just get this out.
God, there's no patriot.
There's no real patriot.
The right-wing media is as controlled as the left-wing media.
They're trying to play fair in a system that's stacked against them.
That's loser talk.
That's little dick energy.
Fucking losers.
I'm not going to lose.
No, that's the thing.
I'm not going to be with losers.
They need someone like you.
It doesn't have to be the Roseanne Barr movement, because all your... It does, though, because who else is doing it?
It's got to be sprinkled in.
This is the point I'm trying to make.
When you go to one of these events and they look at you like, oh, God, there's that fucking crazy bitch.
It's like, no, you can have a Roseanne.
This is a big tent party.
You can have a Roseanne Barr.
You can have a Ben Shapiro.
You can have someone who's... Megyn Kelly is still, I consider her kind of middle of the road.
You should have everybody and go, look, we have ideas from everybody.
Don't be afraid of that, because the left, as long as you say something retarded and left-wing, they don't give a fuck what you look like or what you believe.
You can be a Nazi.
You can rape and behead babies, and they'll support you because you're in line with their values.
The right doesn't do that.
They go, oh, and this guy, he supports abortion up to 10 weeks.
Oh, okay.
And they fucking faction, and that's why we're going to lose.
Yeah, faction to death.
Stop doing that.
You need a Roseanne Barr in your tent.
You've got to be open to everybody.
But they don't want it, and then they do their only the born-again Christianship, which is the biggest way to lose.
I agree.
Thank God Trump stepped aside from that.
No, he's smart.
I mean, oh my God, what is that?
That's like 12% of the country?
How do they expect to win?
I mean, they're so brainwashed.
It's got to be bigger than you.
It's not about you and your ego, okay?
It's about America.
It's not you and your particular little world.
It's about America for the world.
Please!
I can't stand it.
And they're both like extremists thinking it's about them and their egocentric buttholes.
I am so sick of them about their butthole!
They just are about their buttholes!
That isn't God!
I'm with you.
You lost me in the buttholes, but I'm with you, I think.
I think you're... Just their protection of their sphincters!
With their egos!
Oh.
It's nothing about God or love or nothing.
Don't tell me it is.
It ain't.
No.
Because if it is, you'd welcome a good idea from anybody and you would understand the value of it.
Trying to save America from this fucking tumor of communism that we have to ban together.
So if someone disagrees with you on one little fucking topic, you let it go.
Let it go.
We got to save America.
Look how they are lining up for the, how it goes for the caliphate.
Yeah.
Lining up against women's rights.
All of them.
The left.
Yep.
And the right kind of applauds it too.
Yeah.
You know, oh good, she can't get an abortion even if she's raped.
Right.
They're fucking all doing it.
Yeah.
Hey good, let's just have the caliphate, you sons of a bitch.
That is a Christian caliphate.
You know, great!
Good!
Hey, you're all right in protecting your fucking sphincter because you had a bad goddamn dad.
Let's be really real.
You had a fucking abusive father or priest or dad or grandpa.
Yeah.
Get over it!
Go to therapy!
Get over it!
Your mom let him do it to you.
Fucking move on!
God, I'm so sick of it!
Yeah, it all comes down to something like that.
It does!
Always.
That ain't God!
No, what drives us is always emotional.
And most of the time, it's usually emotional pain.
It's usually some aversion of post-traumatic stress disorder.
Nobody wants to talk about that.
It's nothing but.
So it's like, oh, I'm bound to do this.
That ain't God.
No, you're fucked up.
Get some help.
You're pushing an agenda because you're fucked up.
Because you have to have hate.
You can't have love.
Even when you're talking about love, you're talking about a hate of Jews.
Get it fucking clear!
Get it clear!
You're an adult now and you don't need to be raped anymore.
And you don't need to ignore your own kids being raped by the person you chose to come into your life and father them.
It's a whole new world.
Hello.
I like that we're doing code talk to specific people.
I'm not specific people we know, but we know that that is the makeup of a lot of the people
that are pushing this bullshit.
You can look at any fat blue haired land well with that fucking high tide,
high shaved head and fucking pro Palestine, a fat white bitch.
You know, she was raped.
You know, her dad left her.
You can see it in her face.
I call it no dad, hashtag no dad face.
And that's why she's out there and fucking, that's why they hate Trump.
Trump is their dad.
They project the shit on Trump.
Oh, he acts just like my daddy's authoritarian.
He wants me to get a job.
It's like, I'm going to fucking destroy Trump.
It's like, don't go to therapy,
work on your dad issues.
And one, you won't have to be like,
and also they've been taught that Judaism is patriarchy, which isn't because it's a matriarchal religion,
unlike Catholicism.
So get it fucking clear and get off our fucking backs and shut the fuck up about the Jews, you fucking Nazi.
I'm sick of your shit.
Do you know why everyone hates the Jews?
I'm sick of your rapist fucking bullshit.
Shut the fuck up.
I think Jews are too concerned with how people think about them, and that's why everyone hates them.
I think Jews are so neurotic.
It's exactly why.
It's exactly why there's anti-Semitism.
And I don't blame them.
It's like, I hate Jews too.
Like, you're so fucking whiny and cocked that you're like, everything's anti-Semitism.
It's like, I feel like I'm in a bad Woody Allen movie.
Seriously, you Jew pussy.
Fucking whiny sons of a bitch.
You're weak and you're stupid.
You're so beta.
I mean, me too, but some of them ain't beta.
You're weak and you're stupid.
I hate them.
That's why people hate twos.
I mean, me too.
But some of them ain't beta.
No, Israelis are alpha.
The Israeli woman is more alpha.
On October 7th, a new Jew was born.
A Jew who is fully human and realizes it doesn't give a fuck what anybody thinks.
We're going to take care of ourselves.
We don't give a fuck what you call us or what you think of us.
You're next if you don't get out of our way.
Ta-ta.
That's it.
Like every other human being.
Islam doesn't sit there and go, oh, no one's going to like us.
Every other fucking human being protects its own.
Of course.
It doesn't go, is it okay if I did this?
If I'm going to be a Palestinian?
Yeah, no they don't.
Yeah, fuck you.
You got a non-Jewish mother and you're a cock.
Look at Christians and Muslims.
And your dad's a fucking...
Your dad don't even know he's gay.
He's too afraid of a Jewish woman because he's gay.
Am I right?
You're 100% right.
And no one likes... Because the Jewish man cannot... He is so horrified that he might have to sexually satisfy a Jewish woman.
It's horror to him!
It is hard.
It's horror to him!
It's hard, I feel for him.
I live with it myself.
It's the worst thing on earth to them.
Muslim Brotherhood, they don't go into a country and go, oh, are we being too aggressive?
They'll fucking just go in there and cut your head off, child slaves, they'll fucking cut the clits off little children, they don't give a shit.
Christians go in and they're like, oh, look at these savages, they have bones in their nuts, let's give them a Bible.
The Muslim Brotherhood, the first thing they did, because Valerie Jarrett's one of them, the first thing they do is get women's businesses to fail in a healthy market.
Which they did in Egypt and then Iran.
And once they got that going, you know, they do it on every fucking level.
And who do they do it for?
The kings!
She's a moa!
And moas serve kings.
I'm sick of the fucking bullshit!
I'm gonna tell all the truth.
They can take me out too, I don't give a fuck.
I'm so bored with this world.
They can kill me, I don't give a fuck.
I just think we're getting a good thing out there.
We're admitting the Jews are annoying, and we understand anti-Semitism, but Jews need to step up.
Oh my God, the Jews out there going, we love the Nazis because we know our people can be very annoying.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
We understand the Nazi Palestinians coming into Gaza in 1968 for jobs, and then the communists destroyed those jobs with BDS and boycotts.
Then we ended up just with Gaza and then we had to take all the aid and build tunnels to fuck all the Palestinian children and make them build the tunnels and then we killed them and made their moms vote for us because that's how we are because we're gay!
Wait, is that Hamas or Jews?
What was that voice?
I lost you for a second.
It's closeted gays in gangs pretending they're political.
Goddammit, I'm sick of it!
Dropping knowledge this episode.
I'm sick of it!
Just fucking be gay and shut the fuck up!
Nobody gives a shit!
Forget your religion saying kill gays.
Just be gay!
Have no issues with it.
Just fucking be gay like they are in Tel Aviv.
And the people in Tel Aviv, shut the fuck up about being gay.
Nobody gives a shit what you are.
Nobody cares.
Just fucking do what you need to do.
Stay away from the fucking kids and goddamn do something to help your community.
It isn't about you and your sanctified asshole!
Just fucking do something to help the people around you with your narcissist bullshit!
Goddamn, be gay and shut the fuck up!
Seriously, the gays are like the fucking... They're like vegans.
Like, they have to tell you that they're fucking... We don't give a shit.
Just eat your food and shut the fuck up.
Just chew on your fucking grains!
Kiss my ass.
I don't care.
No, I don't either.
What anyone is, it's what they do.
Right.
They can say all their beliefs and fucking this and that.
It's all good.
But, you know, it's what you do.
Are you adding to the good of your community and the children in that community?
Or not?
Right.
If you ain't helping the children in your community, then you gotta die.
That's it.
If you're not helping the children, fuck you, you gotta die.
Am I right?
I am.
Because the children are the future.
So if you're fucking over the future, you got to get out of here.
Yeah.
I think so too.
Go to Mars!
Send them to Mars!
Yeah.
I got nothing to say.
I think, I think, uh, I think you're, you're spitting facts, spitting bars.
And, uh, what an honor it is to watch you just finally just stop trying to, not that you ever did care what people think, but I've seen you hold back a little.
Not this episode.
You've let it fly.
I hate the devil.
I love it.
I love the Lord.
I dislike common sense.
I hate bullshit and I hate prejudice.
I hate privilege.
I hate privileged people thinking they got the right to talk for the oppressed, because you don't.
Right.
Why don't you just shut the fuck up and ask the oppressed what they want to say?
Well, they don't want to talk about it.
But then half the time they're fucking way out there.
So I sort of understand.
Can I say something?
One last thing.
Like, I remember when I went down there to Watts to stand with people when they was trying to take their house away.
Yeah, I was with you.
Remember?
With Acorn, yeah.
And I was sitting in there in that people's house there, black people, and I said, I'm here because I'm not going to let this happen.
Yeah, it was predatory.
We was with Acorn, predatory loans.
Yeah, we remember the whole crash.
And then the lady goes, Well, it's the Jews.
It's the Jews and the banker Jews that are doing this.
I was just like, oh my God.
It hurt my heart real bad.
And I was like, Christ, there's no hope.
There's no hope!
They got it all covered in every direction.
Well, why do they never say it's the bankers?
Why has it got to be the Jews?
And they're like, well, Jews run the banks.
It's not true.
We already started the show with the bank of banks of banks in Switzerland.
Those aren't Jews.
Because the people who own the banks throw the Jews, their middlemen, to the hungry dogs in the street.
Every time it gets close to them getting exposed, which happens every time there's an economic problem or a breakdown, they throw their Jews To their middleman, their servant class.
Thank you.
To the hungry dogs in the street that want blood.
Do you think we could... And that's what's happening.
That is.
Do you think we could wake up the alt-righties that are kind of like, ah, fucking Jews, and go, and just get them to see, like, hey, you're mad at, like, the middleman or the guy that works at the bank.
You're not mad at the guy that owns the bank.
And you think... Yeah, I always try to say to people... Well, because they think Jews own the bank, but they don't.
I say Jews... There's 14 million of us.
Jews work Yeah.
For people who don't work.
Right.
And, I mean, they can't hear it because they're just so completely brainwashed to assign the blame laterally and never, ever dare to place the blame upward at the people who cause it, the royals.
Never dare do that!
Never do that!
Because that means you're gonna go, you're gonna be taken out, go to prison, be punished.
And everybody knows it, but it's so about Egypt because the Jews as the working class were pretty well taken care of because the slave class in Egypt was, you know, you had a community, you had a home, you know, it was a labor class, it wasn't just slaves.
Well, they couldn't leave, but they were enslaved.
Right, but I know what you're saying.
But it's not like in the Congo now.
No, no.
Because slavery is worse now than ever.
100%.
There's more slaves today than any time in human history.
And they're treated worse.
Like they cut off their arms and shit.
Sex slaves, child sex slaves.
No, it's the worst it's ever been.
But when Moses came and said, we're just leaving, two-thirds of the slave class did not want to leave Egypt.
Yeah.
Of course not, they were comfortable.
And you have to go, that's kind of where America is right now.
Yeah.
It was only one-third that would go, yeah, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, you know... Lose it all, risk it all.
I'm gonna make matzah and not let the bread rise.
Right.
I'm just gonna mix flour and water, like a tortilla, a hard tortilla, and get the fuck out of here.
Yeah, and then... And that's where we're at, right?
Yeah, I think, kind of reverse, I think I don't think we're like a slave class here.
I think we're seeing America as a system of slavery when it's the opposite.
And I think we're mentally enslaved with a narrative that's designed to destroy the greatest country in the history of the world.
For the mere fact that we are threatening to the people that are really in charge.
They don't want us.
I've said this every week.
They don't want us wealthy.
They don't want us having a small business.
They don't want us in our communities.
They don't want us armed.
They don't want women with rights.
They don't want us armed.
They don't want us to have rights.
They don't want us assembling and organizing because that's when their shit falls.
So, this is the thing we... Nobody wants to not get paid.
No.
But you don't see us talking about the Muslim Brotherhood, or the Royals, or the Swiss Bank.
That's not in the discussion of America at all.
It's the Jew.
And that's how you should know that you're being manipulated.
Because what about the other people that are, at the very least, you might think they're just as culpable.
It's like, yeah, I hate Jews, but I also should hate the Swiss Banks and all this stuff.
They never do it.
Or Muslims, or what they've done around the world, they never do it.
They can't do it.
It's like, it's just the Jew.
Catholics owning the Vatican Banks.
They don't, so it's like you can tell whenever things get bad.
Germans.
It's only the Jews.
It's always, when everyone starts blaming the Jews, that's when you know shit's bad.
Jews are, and I think Jews are an easy target for the people that are really in charge.
It's like, oh God, look at this, the weird looking Jew.
Yeah, but like the Torah says that why that happens is because it's always Jews turning in other Jews that makes it happen.
Probably.
And that seems to be the thing.
All the left-wing Jews, and in Russia, too, during the Russian Revolution, it was the communist left-wing Bolshevik Jews who attacked cosmopolitan, more educated Jews.
It's Jew-on-Jew crime.
It's a Jew-on-Jew civil war, and nobody wants to talk about that.
And American Jews abandoning Israel, American Democrat Jews abandoning Israel, is so much a part of that.
As they have abandoned, and the reason they did it, I think, they've abandoned Israeli Jews for at least 20 years of Democrat rule is because they knew they were brown.
And that's what just fucking gripes me.
They knew that 65% of Israel is Jews from Iraq, Iran, and Syria, and Egypt, and all the 57 Arab states that have kicked them out.
Since 1968, which is the Jewish Nakba, which they never acknowledged, and they stole all their property.
They just left with the shirts on their back to go to Israel.
But white American Judaism, Ashkenazi Judaism in America, liberal Judaism, Democrat Judaism, has said nothing about that, about that, that ever.
They just identify with You know, the German Jews who are in Netanyahu's cabinet there.
It's really racist.
Democrat Jews are really racist against brown Jews in Israel.
Yeah.
Which I say, again, is 65%.
And the Judaism I practice is Sephardic Judaism, so I know that.
Yeah.
And that's another reason why they all look at me weird too.
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I just like Adam Carolla and I'm gonna promote for him.
I did too.
And I think the cartoon's good and I think you should get it, but it's just like... It's a disappointment to see the writers exactly like the left.
It is kind of disappointing.
And the way they treat me.
Yeah.
And you know, even the way that the, you know, The Trump campaign treats me too.
Yeah, I was bummed about that.
It's like, oh, they're kind of scared of me too.
Yeah.
I've heard from people like, oh, you know, well, they're scared of you too.
I think they are.
Okay, whatever.
You know, I'm all in for Trump.
You can do it.
Be like that all you want.
Be like that and, uh, you know, treat me like the, um, uh, what do you call it?
The Jew that, the uncontrollable Jew.
The freak, you're like a freak show at the car, at Kearney.
That's fine.
Yeah.
I don't like it though, because it's like, it's just, it's so, it's just so demeaning to, to like what you've done for this country and for people.
You have a, you have a long history.
But they've never treated me any different.
Any place I've ever gone in the 35 years since I became famous.
Yeah.
Uh, well they've never treated me any different.
I think it's cause I'm a woman.
I think it's because you're... Not because I come from working class roots.
I think you're, and you're also just, you're unpredictable and you're wild and that scares people.
They don't, you're like a wild animal.
You're not, they can't contain you.
They can't control you.
They don't understand you.
It's just, it's, it's intimidating to be around someone that's, that could at any minute just change everything or go crazy.
I mean, they don't, maybe they're afraid like you're actually like physically going to attack them.
Who knows?
I just know they look at you as like, I can't put her in a box and control her.
So that makes me uncomfortable.
Like hanging out with a tiger.
Yeah, I guess I can understand that.
I think that's what it is.
But to me, when I look at them, I don't feel comfortable.
No.
Because I'm like, man, uh, do you guys have any soul?
Yeah.
Is there anything living in there?
Normies are... Or is it just, you're so corporatized that you have no soul, no feelings.
Yeah.
Nothing's alive in there.
Okay, well, then you're... That's scary.
Not that much better than What you say you hate.
Yeah.
I mean how much different are they really?
I don't know anymore.
I mean Not everybody's Not everybody's creative and wild and eccentric and artistic and there's different kinds of people and there are corporate people They're not necessarily bad.
That's just how their brains wired.
There's different people are wired differently and I think that everybody has a strength and I think that you know the corporate and Makeup is, you know, they do a lot of good.
There's better at math than we are, you know what I mean?
Like, they're good at what they do.
They're not better at math than I am.
Well, you know what I mean.
They're...
No, but I wish that they would get... It's just a different kind of person.
I wish both sides would get a little more accepting towards difference.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Maybe more tolerant towards difference and especially more tolerant towards art and artists.
How many stories are told about corporate people that are fucking boring?
None.
Every story is told about someone who broke the system, was wild, that did something that challenged it.
Those are the people we revere.
But when you're actually one of those people, everyone thinks you're a fucking weirdo.
But it's like, this is what you get.
I'll change the landscape of America.
I'll channel myself.
I'm an artist.
And yeah, at a party, I might freak you out a little bit.
Maybe you don't want to have a beer with me.
Fine.
That's just what I am.
But to act like being a boring fucking corporate nerd is really going to do anything for anybody.
It's not.
You're a cog.
You're a fucking cog in the machine.
I like that you're like printing marketing materials and you're wearing dockers and you've got a nice camera but like are you really doing anything of value to anybody?
No.
We do more, you and I do more in this podcast than 80% of people that work What they think are significantly important jobs that aren't.
They're fucking, like, marketing people or corporate people.
They're boring.
Oh my god, that reminds me of Bill Hicks' bit about the marketing.
Yeah, if you're into marketing, just go kill yourself.
Seriously, kill yourself.
Do everybody a favor.
And he goes, you're like, oh Bill, you're so funny.
But no, I'm not kidding.
You need to kill yourself.
I thought that was the funniest shit I've ever heard.
He's right, and Bill Hicks was like you, and people talk about Bill Hicks every day.
They don't talk about one of his agents, or one of his fucking marketing people, or anyone on his team.
They're forgotten.
Oh my god, people need to, definitely, people who are watching all these Netflix folk on comedy, which, you know, I'm not going to say nothing, but you should check out Bill Hicks.
You should check out Bill Hicks.
If you want to see A great comic, and also Robin Harris, if you want to see great comedy.
Hell yeah.
And nobody, neither of them boys would do shit on Netflix.
No.
They'd be like, I can't go on Netflix, it's an embarrassment.
It's... The only one Netflix works for is Dave Chappelle.
No, a lot of comics are... Netflix is good for stand-ups.
It just... I don't think... Well, I mean, $50 million for Dave Chappelle.
Yeah.
You can't fault him for that.
No, no.
And a lot of comics are doing well through... My thing is Netflix is that same thing.
I think it's great that Netflix is paying $50 million for him to talk about how much he loves Trump.
Yeah.
Well... Because that's what... He's actually pro-Trump.
It's cool.
They... That's another show.
Just... Netflix isn't going to put a comic on that's actually edgy.
Everyone talks about Chappelle being edgy.
He's not actually edgy.
He's edgy if you're a boring corporate person.
But people that are actually edgy, like pure rock and roll, I would put you in that category.
Netflix, they're just like Daily Wire or Prager.
They're like, we're not going to do it.
It's going to hurt our brand.
And I get it.
You have a brand.
I get it.
You have people in there, and they're marketing people, and they're like, hey, we got to.
But you know what?
At the end of the day, art doesn't give a fuck about your brand.
It doesn't give a shit about money.
Art is to save the goddamn world.
That's what you should be doing.
You should be highlighting actual artists that challenge you and tell you you're fucking crazy or bullshit.
Not just because you told a couple funny dick jokes on Netflix.
Like, fuck you!
My thing is, if you died, if you're a comic and you died, would your material be today?
Would your material be repeated in ten years?
If the answer is no, then you're not a comic.
And you're not an artist.
You're just like, you're working a gig and you're getting paid.
If in 20 years they're talking about you, like we talk about Bill Hicks, then you're a comic.
And Robin Harris, too.
Yeah, I love Robin Harris.
And people are going to talk about you long after you're gone, and they're not going to talk about whoever's got a Netflix special now.
Well, when they do talk about me after I'm gone, I wanted to say... It'll be flattering.
If they try to come to my funeral and do any one of those, Honorary things.
I want them all shocked.
Yeah, I will.
I don't want one of them motherfuckers to speak to me after I'm dead.
No.
To talk about me.
If they make one comment about me, I'm going to curse them from the other side and their entire family.
I love it.
They're not to say anything nice about me or bad or neutral.
They're to keep My name out of their motherfucking mouth.
They're not going to say one fucking thing about me.
That's your tombstone.
Keep my name out of your motherfucking mouth.
All right.
On that note, um, anything else?
I mean, I think we covered it, right?
What else were we going to talk about?
We did multiple personality.
We did Swiss Banks, Muslim Brotherhood.
We did Daily Wire this weekend.
We promoted Bertram and then we shout on the company, which I'm sure they're going to love.
And then we did, uh, I think, I think we got it all.
Well, we wanted to talk about food and our new direction, since we know everything's bullshit.
Yeah.
We want to talk about maybe changing direction in the podcast to more joyous things that turn me on, like food, cooking, things like that.
I love it.
Nice things.
I'm just laughing because you say that, but you just talked about Israel and Jews for an hour.
How about this?
What?
I remembered what you wanted to talk about.
I don't always want to be bitching because I enjoy my life.
No, it's a multiple personality podcast.
I'm telling you, next week you could do a cooking show in here.
People will tune in weekly.
I really want to showcase my incredible cooking talents.
I mean, we can film that outside of the podcast, too, because we don't have a kitchen in here, so we'd have to set up.
You can do a cooking thing on YouTube.
It doesn't have to be this podcast, too.
Just helping you compartmentalize, if you wanted to.
You don't have to force it all into the same thing.
You've got multiple channels on YouTube.
Plus, I want to do iFans, a sexual show.
Um, I think, I think you wanted to talk about how you went, you were A-list super famous for a long time.
Oh yeah, because I said it was weird because I, I was a star that fell to earth and it was pretty, pretty cool.
What did you learn from your, your starfall back to earth?
How, uh, how astounding the people here really are.
Here on the Earth?
On the planet Earth.
Because I was like in a big concrete box for 10 years, so I sort of lost contact with human beings because I was up in the stratosphere where the stars are.
But then I fell back to Earth and realized it's way better on Earth than up in the stratosphere.
Can you tell?
It's way better.
I think so too.
I never was famous, but I saw what you went through and it's like, I feel sorry.
It's not my bullshit up there.
It is.
And I see people like still wanting that, desiring it.
I always tell them like, that's not what you think.
But then they think I'm shitting on their dreams, but I'm just like, it's not what you think.
No, there's nothing real.
There's nothing good.
It's all a yank and a grift.
Yeah.
And it's all like, oh my God, one shock after the other as to how absent everything is and how there's no soul, nothing good, nothing real.
And then you fall back down to earth where It's the salt of the earth.
Family, friends, love.
That's way more important than fame.
And it sucks when you tell, because I know now you're saying it and I'm happy you're saying it, but people are going to go, wow, yeah, of course you were rich and famous.
Easy for you to say, you fucking stupid bitch.
It was just total isolation.
But it is.
And you're speaking of the truth.
And I think everyone that's famous would agree.
This shit, falling back down to earth has been so fun because one thing is I am the life of the party.
I never was really the life of the party before.
I was always a wallflower, but now falling back down to earth, I'm rather the life of the party.
It's fun.
You know why that is?
Because I drink too much?
No, because you're not performing as a job.
You're performing just because that's what's in your bones.
So you're at a party, and you're like, oh, I'm funny.
It's not like the old days when you'd work all day and be funny all day, and then you'd go to a party, and you're like, I just want to fucking stay home and watch TV.
It's too much.
But now it's the escape room.
Now it's like I'm in this thing.
Hey, y'all, get a load of me.
Yeah.
Oh, I know how to wrap this episode up.
You said the most brilliant, but also like horrifically narcissistic, in my opinion, like so narcissistic.
You were talking at the Daily Wire premiere.
You were out drinking at the party and you're like, I just love when people, and I'm talking and I watch people laughing.
It's like, it's what gets me going.
And I was like, oh, that's cool.
She's like performing.
And you're like, and then the next Roseanne sentence came out where it was clear what you're really saying.
And you said, That's the only time I can stand people, it's when they're laughing at my jokes.
Which is like, so, that's so horribly narcissistic, right?
Or no?
Did I read it wrong?
No, but that is true.
It is true.
I know they're not trying to hurt me.
Well, it's also like... When they're laughing at my jokes, I feel real safe.
Oh, okay.
They're not coming at me.
Oh, okay.
I thought it was like, you're the most important person, so when people are laughing, then it's like, okay, you can live because you're laughing at my jokes.
Well, it is that, too.
That's what I think, right?
It's that, too.
I love it.
I don't judge, man.
You know what?
There's nothing wrong with being there.
I like to be the life of the party and everybody's laughing and they're clapping for me.
It's like when I was three and I was doing my Shirley Temple impression at my grandma's house again.
And they were telling me, oh, you're even better than Shirley Temple.
It's that again.
It's pretty cool.
Do you think that was your desire to be famous?
It comes from that?
I just wanted to be better than Shirley Temple.
But you did stand-up, which you go up and you're in a crowd of people, you're being judged, you're telling jokes.
We always say there's something wrong with stand-ups, because why would you choose that?
You know, to like go up there.
Oh, to murder!
To go up on stage and murder a crowd.
Yeah.
Just with your own body and voice.
That's got to feel good.
It's just there's nothing like it.
It's better than rap or anything any performing artist could ever do.
I have to agree.
Because it's right in the minute.
Yeah.
You know, I guess you could play music and that's right in the moment.
Yeah, but rap's not music, so.
No, but I mean, Oh yeah, like Hendrix.
Yeah, that's probably similar.
It's so rad.
Oh, I've never felt that, and most people haven't, but I know that would feel amazing.
And now you can turn a phrase and it will make people react with laughter.
Yeah.
It's very cool.
Absolutely.
So anyway, with that said, Bertram this Sunday, check it out.
Yeah.
Daily Wire Plus.
I did have a blast doing that show.
It's an important show for an important time.
And I'll say this, even though we shat on him for a little bit, the truth is, you know... It's like when I did that special for Fox.
Now I hate Fox.
Yeah.
I did the cartoon for What's It?
You hate ABC.
You hate everyone that... I hate all authority.
No, because they don't... I like Adam Carolla.
And it's a show about It's a show of our time.
It's a show about our times.
And it's an important show because he's a woodshop teacher and he's got all these like fucking modern kids.
He's shitting on libtards.
I love it.
It's so fun.
And we need to do that.
It's offensive as fuck.
Yeah.
And it's good.
You should check it out because the dream would be to have another season and then pursue these characters and really have ourself on the right side of things.
Right?
And right wing.
It's a cultural shift like the Greg Gutfeld show.
And we did that great.
We have to win.
We did that great.
Interview with him about the cultural shift.
We're going to push a cultural shift.
We're up to common sense in the middle of the road, right?
Absolutely.
Having a cartoon that's not woke be successful, having it be like real, like, oh my God, that's true.
I do feel that way instead of feeling shame.
That's what's going to save this country.
It sounds weird because everyone thinks it's going to be through voting for Trump and I'm all for Trump, but really the way we win is in the culture.
And if we win in the culture, everything else will take care of itself.
The way we win is by stopping, not allowing them to make us hate ourselves.
Right.
Well said.
Right?
Yeah.
We love ourselves instead.
All right.
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