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May 4, 2024 - The Roseanne Barr Podcast

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Guns And Chardonnay | The Roseanne Barr Podcast #46

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	Greetings earthlings and human beings and fellow other-ites or whatever it is.
	Thinkers.
	Fellow and sister thinkers.
	Welcome to the Roseanne Barr podcast.
	Today it's just me and my son Jake, my oldest son James Michael Pentland.
	I remember when Jake was born and as I've gone into many times that was Quite the experience of, Jake's just had a baby.
	Yeah, well that's what I was going to get into.
	Well, his wife has had the baby, Jake.
	I did most of the work.
	You did a lot of the work.
	I did.
	With the calming of the woman in childbirth, having natural childbirth.
	Yeah.
	Right?
	We did, well, I'll tell everyone about it later, but yeah, we did the full bathtub, no pain meds, fucking hippy dippy.
	She's in there with cabbage on her boobs.
	Did you see that?
	I did.
	I started laughing.
	She actually did cabbage on the booth.
	She said it.
	She could feel that it helped.
	Yeah, we went to a place called Luminary here and it was like everything's enzymes and, you know, all that.
	Run by witches.
	Yeah.
	It was a total witch's coven out of there.
	It was.
	I could tell because I used to be part of the leftist witch's coven thing.
	That's what it was.
	But what I liked about them is that they're trained medically, and this place is right next to an emergency room, like literally in the parking lot.
	Because whenever you do the natural birth thing, it's like, what do you?
	So they haven't lost their minds totally.
	No.
	They're grounded in the real world.
	100%.
	Of technology.
	And they know what they're doing, and they stitched her up, they did everything there.
	And they did all the screens and labs.
	It's not like, you know, they had like a... They hadn't gone off the planet with their lesbiania.
	They hadn't.
	They were still on planet Earth.
	They were.
	And it was medical.
	It wasn't like Newt's Eye or Eye of Newt or cauldrons, but it was not Western either.
	It was not a traditional hospital.
	It was a nice synthesis of alternate ways of giving birth naturally with no drugs.
	Well, my thinking is like everything is like, you know, we've been, people have been having babies and animals have been having babies without Western medicine, and it really can't be that hard.
	Well, it actually is.
	I mean, it's painful, but it's not hard.
	I mean, only a male would say that.
	It's the most torturous thing that could ever be on Earth.
	100%.
	There's nothing that could even begin to compare to it, including being blown in half in Nam.
	I swear to God, it is the worst fucking pain that ever fucking existed.
	I'm not saying it's not.
	I wrote all about it in my first book, the horror of having a kid and thinking about that kid's head getting squished over and over to fit into this tube, you know, and that's where their head comes out looking like a Like a, uh, what do you call the, I make the baba ganoush out of?
	Eggplant.
	Eggplant.
	Yeah.
	It's all squished in.
	No, it's tough.
	It's horrible on the baby too.
	They have to monitor its heart because it just, it's like, what in the fuck is going on here?
	You know?
	Well, it's definitely traumatic.
	But the reason we're talking about this, cause I don't know if people really care, but we had a scheduled guest.
	We had Drea D'Amato from the Sopranos was coming here Saturday.
	Yeah.
	Because they were here for the MindsFest and we were going to deliver you the regular awesome podcast with guests.
	Sorry.
	I was really excited to talk to her.
	She'll be back.
	And you're stuck with me today.
	I know that sucks, but we actually went into labor the morning of the podcast and I canceled her car just in time.
	And then we went and had a baby and we didn't want to lose a week.
	Your wife's such a Jew.
	On her way to the hospital in labor, she goes, cancel the car.
	She really did.
	She's like, save you.
	Oh, I didn't even get a credit.
	Please just get a credit.
	Hannah's nickname is Goldstein.
	She's the most Jewish.
	That's why when people attack Jews, I'm like, I can't really say anything because most of the stuff is 100% true, certainly with my wife.
	Well, I mean, a lot of people are frugal.
	That doesn't mean they're Jewish.
	But if you're in labor, the car— But just because you're cheap doesn't mean you're a Jew.
	No, but if you're a Jew, you're cheap.
	Well, frugal is the word we use.
	Okay, whatever.
	I mean, first of all, Those are my pronouns.
	I just think if childbirth is that horrible, and I didn't say it wasn't painful.
	Well, you'll never know, will you?
	No, no.
	I know it's painful, and Hannah's a stud.
	Well, you were the witness to it.
	Yeah, twice.
	What was the worst part of her whole personality that switched into the devil?
	Did she go down into the devil realms?
	No, that's the thing about Hannah.
	In those really important moments in life, she's badass.
	She's Rambo.
	Really?
	Right.
	But if it comes to, like, you saw... The small thing.
	Yeah, with the naming thing that she's tortured herself for day and day and night.
	It took us five days to name her.
	Name her baby.
	She's torturing herself mentally over the name.
	So she'll torture herself mentally and everything's exhausting and she's crazy and a demon.
	She'll, like, you know, her eyes go crazy.
	Don't ever use the word crazy to crazy people.
	You're right.
	She's mentally ill?
	Mm-hmm.
	Whatever.
	But when... No, this is why I like having babies with Hannah, because when we're in this the second time, it's, like, very spiritual.
	We just call it Jewish.
	Yeah.
	We're a tad neurotic as a people.
	100%.
	And that is what I want to say.
	Why does the world want to fuck with us to this degree?
	Good point.
	We're paying this fucking tuition and they're fucking with us.
	Yeah.
	We're keeping that goddamn college alive and they're trying to go behind us and fuck us up the ass.
	Who do they think they are?
	We're going to pull out.
	You stupid bitches.
	We're going to pull out of your shit.
	We are going to bankrupt you.
	This all reminds me of the Andy Kaufman.
	Do you know who I am?
	I'm from Hollywood, bitches.
	Remember that Andy Kaufman going down to the South to just do that horrible Jew thing that was so hilarious?
	Remember the soap commercial?
	And then beat up people in the... Well, he bought ads.
	They hated him.
	So his wrestling character was he was from Hollywood.
	This was when he was on Taxi, the number one show.
	Yeah.
	A lot of people don't realize that.
	Yeah.
	He wasn't on the downslope of his career.
	Right.
	But he knew he was dying.
	That was what made it so genius.
	He knew he had cancer and that he couldn't cure it.
	Well, he really wanted to be a wrestler as a kid.
	I've looked into this.
	No, he's like, I'm going for it for all my dreams.
	Yeah.
	And he's like, fuck being a TV star.
	I want to be a wrestler.
	And he went to Memphis.
	And the best thing, because he did it with Jerry the King Lawler.
	And it's a great documentary.
	I'm from Hollywood.
	You should check it out.
	Yes.
	Brilliant.
	Is his catchphrase, he was a heel, which means he was a bad guy and the crowd would boo at him.
	What DeSantis was.
	Yeah.
	You know, I say all along, DeSantis was the heel.
	Did you see Trump going down, standing there with DeSantis?
	No, but I'm happy to see it.
	It's so good to see it.
	Thank God I knew it was being the heel.
	Thank you for playing that role, DeSantis.
	You woke up a lot of people.
	Good job.
	And now it's Biden's turn.
	Now we're into a whole other wrestling scene.
	Well, do you want me to finish the coffin story?
	Yeah, please go on.
	Well, no, he just, he would say, I'm from Hollywood.
	And he would go in and this was in Memphis and like, you know, proud Southerners.
	They didn't give a shit about that.
	Elvis Memphis.
	And he'd be like, he would lose and they'd boom.
	And he'd be like, I'll sue all you.
	I'm a, I'm a big TV star.
	I'm from Hollywood.
	I got lawyers.
	I'll ruin all your lives.
	And they hated him.
	And then he bought, they hated him.
	He was getting death threats.
	And then he, this is why I think we love him.
	Cause it reminds me of, of you a lot.
	He would buy airtime in Memphis on local TV and insult the people.
	And the best one he did is he starts and it's Andy Kaufman.
	He's like, Hey, everybody.
	I know we got off to a bad start.
	I was down there and you didn't like me, but I think we can learn a lot from each other.
	And, uh, you know, I've learned a lot from you and I want to show you a couple of things.
	And then he goes up and he goes up and it's a bar of soap.
	And he's like, this is soap, not so I have soap.
	And he's like, what you want to do is you want to allow it to get a little wet.
	You want to clean the stinky parts. Cause every time I come around Memphis,
	it stinks. So they really killed it. And then the next week they were like,
	you're going to kill him. The next week he came back with toilet paper.
	He's like, you want to take, this is toilet paper.
	You want to wrap it up and after you're done. And anyway, it was like, he kept taking the joke to the next level.
	And you know, at a certain point, he wanted to see where people stop laughing.
	And it turns into pitchforks, right?
	He kept on going there, you know, and then they banned him off Saturday Night Live.
	Yeah.
	So he knew he had gone there.
	Yeah.
	And I was so goddamn fucking pissed off at Lorne Michaels for doing that.
	Yeah, he almost got thrown off.
	Taxi, he almost got thrown off because he dressed up as another character and came and did a contract negotiation.
	What was his name?
	Tony Clifton.
	Tony Clifton.
	Which was him in makeup half the time and Zuma the other half and he would come and fight with his colleagues and work and ask for money and Andy would force Tony on the show and they didn't know it was him in makeup.
	This is a good thing to talk about because this is a parallel.
	Because he's the greatest comic that ever lived.
	Well, when we were in Berthorff… I love they did that movie about him and they just fucking… Was it Jim Carrey?
	It was Jim Carrey and he was brilliant.
	Oh, Jim Carrey!
	What'd you do that for?
	He was brilliant, just the movie wasn't that good.
	They didn't do it right.
	They didn't do it right.
	But anyway, I'm bringing this up because you have… You've carried the torch of Andy Kaufman because… He's the whole reason why I do anything.
	Him and an Andy Warhol.
	Nine millimeter, I see.
	That's great.
	Fuck yeah, bitches!
	It's like freedom of speech, second amendment, and the ability to remain intoxicated throughout this whole charade.
	Absolutely.
	And it is a fucking charade.
	And luckily for them all, I'm here to decode the charade for them because I don't hear anybody saying what I believe is the truth of what's happening and I don't know why.
	I think it's on purpose that they wouldn't be giving people the real truth of what's going on, and of course that is biblical.
	It's biblical.
	Everything is biblical, and they're just like totally blacking out anybody who's talking about the biblical significance of what in the hell is going on.
	But it's very biblical, and it's astoundingly biblical.
	Yeah, it's end times, right?
	Hells yeah!
	It's the end time for the devil.
	Oh, all right.
	The devil is vanquished.
	The devil is dead.
	Hashem destroyed the devil and he destroyed Babylon too.
	And people just ain't woke up to it yet.
	But in fact, that has happened.
	God won.
	It does seem like the devil is doing pretty well now with American politics and communism on the rise, all the shit with Biden and everything we're watching day to day and the Trump indictments.
	I don't know if I could say we've won against the devil yet.
	I don't feel like we have.
	It feels like we're losing to the devil.
	What do you think about that?
	Well, the devil is in charge of artificial intelligence.
	That's what we want to talk about.
	Yeah.
	So, and I, I've known that for a long, long, long, long time because like when the left used to correct my jokes in the press, because when I went on tour with Michael Moore, I had, I didn't want Bush.
	Right.
	So I campaigned against Bush.
	Yeah.
	He was terrible.
	He was the worst president of all time.
	Well, no, come on.
	We've had worse since.
	He's worse than Obama, I hate to tell you.
	He did 9-11.
	He's worse than all of them.
	No, he ain't worse than Biden.
	I think so.
	You think Bush is worse than Biden?
	Yeah, he did 9-11.
	He pulled off 9-11.
	There goes our YouTube monetization.
	I don't give a fuck.
	He did 9-11.
	Bush did 9-11.
	He also outed a CIA agent for trying to stop the Iraq war by saying there are no weapons of mass destruction.
	That guy that wrote the article, they outed his wife, who was a CIA agent, tried to get her killed.
	He makes Biden look like a... Biden's like a small-town mafia criminal, like Jersey, and W was like fucking New York.
	Isn't it worse?
	He's Scranton.
	He's a small-town Scranton.
	He's a Scranton mafia, and it's just his family that's crooks, the Biden family, but they're not like...
	They're not like the Bush family who's in with the Carlisle group and the Saudis.
	Like that's next.
	Fucking Bush ran the CIA.
	He's the one that closed the JFK files.
	So I think, I think Biden wants to be as corrupt as W. Bush and the Bush family is just, he's not smart enough.
	That's why he was 38.
	Where is the Bushes?
	Did they, you know, they say that Jags assassinated all the Bushes down there in Guantanamo Bay.
	That's what the Jag thing says.
	They're busy campaigning against Trump, which is all you need to know.
	Even the Bushes.
	The Bush next generation.
	They don't like Trump, do they?
	No, nobody that's a war criminal or in the government as a mafiosa is into Trump.
	They are threatened by Trump, which is why I like Trump.
	Because if the mob doesn't like him and war criminals don't like him, that makes me like him a lot more.
	It's pretty simple.
	But I gotta ask you a question.
	I know we're jumping around, but you brought up AI, and this is something you said to me a couple weeks ago.
	Let's get into it.
	You said to me, in my opinion, the most profound thing you've ever said.
	And we haven't been able to podcast just you and I because we have guests and run around, but I like when it's just you and I sometimes because I listen to you.
	I live with you.
	And you sometimes you leave these pearls out you forget about and I get to bring them up to you.
	You probably don't even know what I'm talking about.
	I do know what you're talking about.
	You had said to me, I'm going to set it up for the audience.
	Because we talk a lot about social media and the devil and corruption.
	It's all about the media.
	It's all about the narrative being crafted.
	The bullshit being sold.
	Definitely bullshit is coming from on high and we're all being manipulated and we're all hating each other.
	Like we talk about this every week.
	So I always thought I'm not sure what I think now, but what you said has really got me going.
	I always thought it was us sort of mixing in with bots and AI, and the algorithm learns what we like, and it's designed to keep us on the page.
	We're allowing ourselves to be manipulated, and we're part of it.
	I now think differently by what you said, which is what you said to me was, it's actually AI fighting against other AI.
	Yeah.
	I'm going to just talk for 10 seconds, and then I'll give the floor to you for an hour.
	There are programs, these algorithm programs we saw in Shadowgate.
	They are designed to keep you on the algorithm.
	It learns what you like.
	That used to be a government program that was sold to the highest bidder, Manafort bought it.
	You can watch the Shadowgate documentary.
	So this AI has actually been outsourced to multiple companies.
	So I never thought about this, but it's totally feasible.
	Instagram, Facebook and within factions, factions inside each social media has the same program that doesn't realize there's another AI.
	So a lot of these bots fighting that we talk about, a lot of these arguments online, the narrative spinning, it might actually be AI learning from AI and neither know that they're AI.
	And we're watching and we'll throw a comment here and there.
	But that's why everything's gone so fucking crazy.
	That's what you said to me, right?
	Yeah, that's pretty much it.
	Can you elaborate more?
	Because I think it's brilliant.
	All intelligence in this time and space thing that's going on right now, the quickening you could call it, because just information is getting faster because things are going faster.
	We can contain a lot of information.
	It's at our fingertips and it never was before.
	And we can consume so much information In a minute.
	Yeah.
	I mean, and we're filing it and keeping it in our computer up here to be able to call it forward.
	In here?
	Yeah, with like a code word being triggered.
	Right.
	Through media.
	Everything's media based.
	But if an algorithm is designed to keep you on the algorithm, on the page so that it can sell you ads, which is what it's designed to do.
	It's not just to sell you ads.
	Well, that's what some of the people that bought it are using it for.
	But no, you're right.
	It is to control the narrative.
	It is mind control.
	It's to keep you in fear so that you stay in your house, so that you shop online.
	Right, which is good.
	That's what when they came and was selling it to me because they wanted me to go on TV and sell products.
	And they told me, and your audience will increase as fear grips the citizens and they stay indoors more and they buy online.
	I go, you evil... I couldn't hold it back because some part of God still exists within my soul.
	So I go, you evil bastards.
	You evil bastards.
	You're trying to keep women inside in silence.
	You evil bastards.
	You know what?
	I'm not going to do that.
	Well, we're inside.
	Well, I fucked myself because I'd be a bazillionaires right now, but oh well.
	You would have blown it all.
	I'm just kidding.
	Yeah, I would have married someone, Joe.
	Tom Arnold would have.
	No, I think, well, let's get back to the AI thing.
	It's really important.
	It's all mind control programs.
	What if it's mind control programs?
	Working with other mind control, but not by design, that they're actually feasting on each other.
	And it's a mistake.
	Like when you just fuck in a lab and you mix.
	Well, because I was going to say, the thing is that intelligence at this point is, uh, acts like a magnet and it attracts like intelligence to itself.
	Right.
	But, uh, that doesn't mean that, you know, there's so many different kinds of intelligence.
	But you'll find that like intelligence is attracted to like intelligence, which is a great calling, and that's what's happening.
	Right, but you're talking about all kinds of intelligence, not just artificial.
	You're talking human intelligence.
	Well, they've already co-opted human intelligence, because for the most part, that doesn't even exist.
	That's why I say the things I say to try to test if it's still alive.
	And for the most part, it isn't.
	Especially on Twitter, X. It isn't alive still.
	No.
	It's all peer pressure, for lack of a better word.
	Well, let's explain this.
	So on X, let's say you post something like, uh, I, I don't want, I support Israel, right?
	That's your tweet.
	Then there's, there's real people that look at it and go, Oh, I do, or I don't agree with you.
	And there's discussion.
	Well, there's also an AI that sees that when someone talks about Israel, there's engagement.
	And it wants engagement because, again, there's a lot of... No, I did a whole breakdown of that.
	Okay, well explain it.
	Well, the first wave seems to be, you know, you get about 25 Am Yisroel Chai's fellow Jews or, you know, whatever.
	After you talk to them for a minute or two, you find out none of them Knows a thing about Judaism.
	Right.
	So it could be A.I.
	But then the next wave is the Palestinian.
	How come you're trying to screw the Palestinians?
	You stole their land, them.
	Right.
	And then the evil devil Satanist, that thing, that Freemason crazy shit.
	Right.
	That upside down world.
	Right.
	The Joker world.
	Yeah.
	is enters the chat.
	Babylon. Right. But what I'm saying is if if, okay, so the algorithm is designed that way because
	it was. Oh and it's way more, way more and it's depend on male or female. That's what I'm saying but what it does
	just so people understand this is true it will look at what you look at. It begins to exploit your
	fears. Yes.
	It's got to keep you in fear so you'll stay in your house and shop online.
	I'm telling you, that's what they told me.
	And I said, I can't be a part of that because you're trying to silence women.
	And that is what they're doing.
	Not only silencing women, but erasing women.
	Erasing women's rights as a class of human.
	Certainly that.
	And pretending like that's a progressive thing to do because they're transhumanists.
	Right.
	And, you know, they trans this and trans that and trans you and me and trans America, blah blah, but it's transhumanism where, you know, you become half, uh... You're an android.
	Well, you're an experiment that you're, you're a guinea pig, they can do experiments on mon satan, they can inject you infect you and you know, grow a plastic penis on your forehead if that's what they so choose to do it at the public's expense and taxpayer cost.
	We'll look at Amazon before.
	In other words, the beast system.
	Right, but your theory is not really that crazy because Amazon... I'm on the autism spectrum, and I can put together a system and see how it's interconnected.
	So I see how the bee system, how it works, and how it's Feeds itself.
	And it does feed itself on human blood.
	Right.
	So the algorithm... Definitely.
	On organs and blood.
	You have to explain this for people that don't... Like, we're up here.
	We got to bring people in.
	You're saying the algorithm that's designed to keep you in fear... Uh-huh.
	So stay in your house and shop online.
	And again, Amazon...
	Look at Amazon and small business versus Amazon before COVID and Amazon after.
	There was the largest transfer in wealth in American history.
	In the history of the world.
	Yeah.
	So your theory has, you have some way to back it up, right?
	I love that you can save money on who delivers the goods.
	Hey, it might be a sex offender or a rapist or a serial killer, but you only have to pay them $5 an hour.
	That's what capitalism unleashed.
	Yes, and that's what a lot of them, Democrat and Republican, is going for.
	And that's why they have open borders, capitalism unleashed, slavery, sex, whatever the fuck you want.
	Because you're free.
	A lot of times when they're talking about freedom and democracy, they're talking about our freedom to own slaves.
	That's who they are, man.
	And you're just too goddamn stupid and brainwashed to even see right in front of your face of what's going on, but luckily you have me.
	And ignore me at your own peril.
	I don't even give a fuck anymore.
	They're too stupid to be... Well, are they stupid or are they victims of an AI versus AI war is what I'm trying to paint for the people.
	Well, they're not even victims because they don't even count as that, you know, the Germans used to stack the Jewish bodies up And in their own records, they recorded them as logs.
	They wasn't even human.
	After they'd extracted the gold from their teeth, which, you know, now it's the organs, too, because they figured out they never gave up, them Germans, you know, they never quit.
	And they went to the rainforest and did it to all the tribes there.
	You know, they went over Paraguay, every place.
	You can't bullshit me because I know history.
	But, you know, they always did their experiments on captive populations.
	Of course.
	Because they're trying to invent a super soldier.
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	Liver is really important, all joking aside.
	It filters bad shit out of your body.
	That's true.
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	It's like a filter in the dryer.
	Yeah, or filter in your brittle water.
	Bad shit comes into your body, and no one in America is eating well.
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	You're wearing a Vanish holster.
	Now, I was really excited to hear about these because I've actually bought these like two years ago.
	I know you did.
	And they're like, hey, would you guys sell?
	Would you be interested in selling Vanish?
	And I was like, of course.
	They're a holster.
	They won't tell you this.
	They're probably not going to like this, but it's the truth.
	It's a holster for fat people.
	Right.
	So show them the the holster.
	There's a gun in there, right?
	Right.
	Show them the back.
	It's got that little sweat proof material on the back.
	So that goes on your gun.
	They're launching the biggest giveaway they've ever had.
	They're giving one of our listeners a fully customized Chevrolet Silverado Trail Boss Z71, which by the way is a pickup truck in case you're confused.
	And it's a badass one.
	The Z71 is I need to win that.
	They need to let me win that.
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	So it's completely feasible that they're doing that in a digital space as well.
	Well, that's where it starts.
	And then it goes to video games, and then it's reality.
	Then it manifests in the physical sphere.
	And now it goes really, really fast into the physical sphere from the games thing, reality.
	Because people told me that the Marvel comics, when they're showing you what's going on with weapons in the Marvel comics, those weapons actually exist.
	Yeah, it's probably true.
	They're not in the future anymore.
	They are declassifying the weapons that actually exist in the Marvel comics.
	Yeah, probably.
	So, just so I have to explain this real quick.
	So people understand, there is an AI that does keep you locked on social media.
	That is a fact.
	And it's designed to keep you on, so it does manipulate you.
	This is a fact.
	Stay in fear, shop at home.
	But I just want people to understand, this is not a theory.
	This is a fact that all these programs use.
	And I'll explain to you how it works.
	So when you're on and you're like, oh, I think I'm pro-Israel.
	And you click on stuff.
	It learns.
	It'll start feeding you pro-Israel.
	And look at these horrible things Palestinians are doing.
	And then you're in that feed.
	Now you're like, clearly I'm on the right side.
	Well, they're doing the same to your opponent.
	Someone that's like, oh, I'm critical of Israel.
	They're now being fed, look, Israel's dropping bombs.
	That's why you can talk and killing civilians.
	That's why you can talk to a friend.
	And it seems like they're ridiculously insane.
	They're on the wrong side.
	Like, how can someone I know my whole life be so fucking wrong?
	Well, they're now being manipulated by the same program, but the program is inverted because that's what keeps them on.
	Right?
	So we already know this, but what you've thrown in the wrench is that there's more than one program.
	So it's actually matrix on matrix on matrix.
	We have no way to compete.
	The only way we can compete is to tune out, drop out, or whatever the fucking Timothy Leary thing is.
	You have to get off social media because once you clog in, you're done.
	You're being manipulated by forces that you don't even know you're being manipulated.
	How do you stop being manipulated when you don't even know you're being manipulated?
	Well, you could listen to me, because they can't manipulate me.
	And I do tell the truth.
	So you could do that, or you could go fuck yourself.
	That's what it is.
	So you're the Oracle in the Matrix, is what you're saying.
	I guess you could say that.
	I tell the truth.
	And apparently nobody but me sees it, so I might as well tell it.
	You could also be in a feed where you're being fed stuff that's in line with what you believe in.
	My feed?
	Uh-uh.
	No, no, no.
	Mine's only God.
	I only got God.
	That's my only friend.
	So there you go.
	So follow Rosanne.
	Torah.
	Yeah.
	Well, okay.
	So, I just thought that was brilliant.
	I wanted to talk about it.
	Only Torah.
	No.
	Back to the Andy Kaufman thing.
	I said it's biblical.
	Right.
	It's Toranic is the real word.
	I love it.
	It's Torah.
	To-rah.
	To-rah.
	Okay.
	Truth.
	When you were talking about... A story written several thousand years ago.
	A story Still true to life every day because that story is Repeated every single year in the same moon month every single year there's 12 of them and Every moon is the same story for instance all wars begin in Mars
	All the stories of Torah tell you what's going on that month.
	Try reading it that way, and you will have your mind blown.
	So that's March?
	That's March?
	Mars is March?
	Well, you gotta look at the Hebrew calendar.
	It doesn't follow with the English White Lady calendar.
	Okay, the Gregorian calendar.
	Yeah, it's a Zoroastrian calendar.
	Okay.
	A lunar calendar on full moons and based on a lunar landscape which is coming into full energy, full energy and going out of full energy.
	A three pronged system and all of Judaism is a three pronged system.
	A three-pronged system of meditation.
	It isn't really even a religion per se.
	It is a system of meditation.
	Thank you for allowing me to at last say that.
	Very good.
	The question I want to ask you is, earlier on we started talking about Andy Kaufman and how you love that he wrote that line.
	I think that's a perfect segue to talk about our Bergdorf video.
	Because we were in New York, we had Tyler Fisher and you did Gutfeld, and we were at Bergdorf shopping.
	Was that after we did that that I had my Joe Biden memory?
	We were there for like three or four days in New York.
	It was one of the days you went shopping.
	We were there and you and I decided to make this video that we knew was going to get you in a shit ton of
	trouble.
	This is why I want to talk about Andy Kaufman because there is that push.
	You've got to constantly push.
	And I'm telling this story.
	This is behind the scenes part.
	We came up with this idea and we filmed it and we said we're never sharing this because
	it's too risky, right?
	We texted Michael Malice and we said...
	I said do it and you started all your shit.
	Which is funny, because I'm usually the one that's like, do it, elder abuse over here.
	But I was like, I don't know, this is pretty risky.
	But anyway, we filmed it.
	I loved it.
	I'll tell you why.
	E. Jean Carroll, I found out, well, by God, her great-great-grandfather was Lewis Carroll, the famous pedophile that wrote Alice in Wonderland.
	I never heard that.
	I'm looking that up.
	Yes.
	Let me make sure.
	You know, the greatest podcaster, or what have you, call it, is Magalit Brenna Jay.
	And I got to give her credit.
	Brenna Jay, I try to get you, but you're way too out there, girl.
	But anyway, your video's genius.
	She says, E. Jean Carroll, great, great granddaughter of What's his name, Carol, that wrote Alice in Wonderland?
	Lewis Carroll.
	Lewis Carroll.
	I don't see anything.
	Pervert, extraordinaire, falls in love with the nine-year-old girl, Alice.
	And you've got to read the world's great literature again.
	But are we sure?
	Because I don't see her related to Lewis Carroll.
	That's what Brenna J. at MAGA lit.
	It was on the internet, so it must be true.
	I watch it, and Brenna J. at MAGA lit says it.
	All right.
	Well, we'll all keep researching it.
	I've never heard this before.
	So anyway, that's that look, that's something for people to look into is, is that what I'm saying is we filmed this video and we sat on it because we knew it was going to get you in trouble.
	And the reason I'm bringing this up is because I was like, I don't think we should do this.
	Right.
	And you're like, fuck it.
	I want to do it.
	And you said something, which I loved as well, which is what I'm talking about is you said, I haven't pissed people off in a while.
	And that's what it was.
	And you knew that we were going to post this video and it was going to go viral and get you in a world of shit.
	And it reminds me of the Valerie Jarrett tweet, which I've always asked you to admit.
	You did once on this podcast.
	You have a little Andy Kaufman where you feel like, I have to shake shit up and piss people off.
	And I would like you to talk about that as an artist, because I think it's an underrated quality of yours.
	It's also the one that gets you in trouble all the time.
	And a lot of times people go, she's nuts.
	To me, it's your best quality because you're an artist.
	And that's what I think art should be dangerous.
	And I think you're a dangerous artist.
	And I think everyone else is a giant fucking pussy today.
	Comics, artists, Television people, they don't have your balls, and I think it's fucking profound and amazing, and I'd like to highlight you for a second.
	I didn't want to share it.
	I thought it was a little risky, but you said, and I quote, I haven't pissed people off in a while, and you just did it.
	You made me post it, and we got in trouble.
	You got in trouble.
	And how did that feel?
	Did you achieve what you wanted?
	Because it was a brilliant video.
	For those of you who don't know, you said that you remember Joe Biden raping you.
	Well, I had a memory that Joe Biden had raped me there in the shoe department dressing room.
	Yeah, it happens.
	36 years ago, I think it was, or 26 years ago.
	And I need to sue.
	I think I need to sue.
	Well, right after I did that and posted it, I'll have you know, E. Jean Carroll, suddenly I start reading, She's Up for Fraud and Go Headed to Prison.
	And I was very, very thrilled because I was like, I mean, that any jury, those people need to be prosecuted, that jury, they need to be Arrested.
	You know, that jury that did that?
	That, like I said, she needed 84 million of Trump's dollars?
	Yeah.
	Well, she didn't have any kind of proof.
	And I'll tell you what, you can tell she's not a Jewish woman to take the name of Bergdorf Goodman in vain.
	It's so culturally insensitive and anti-Semite.
	Yeah, that's true.
	Fuck you, bitch!
	Do you understand what that place means to Jewish women and that you would try to de-sanctify it?
	Plus, They are run by a Jewish corporation.
	I mean, I'm almost positive of it.
	I'm sure they are.
	Because their dressing rooms are too small.
	Way too uncomfortable, way too small.
	Nobody is getting raped up in those dressing rooms, I'll tell you what.
	There's not even any solid walls or none of that.
	Nobody's getting raped in them dressing rooms.
	I have to agree.
	And years back, you know, They weren't getting raped even worse.
	I saw Princess Diana in there one time.
	Yeah.
	I actually saw Princess Diana come in there shopping.
	Yeah.
	And she had all these secret service types around her.
	Yeah.
	In suits, checking their watches, acting like they was working.
	That's great.
	Just gay guys following around with fucking guns and shit.
	It was great.
	They all had really perfectly manicured Suits and shoes and stuff.
	They look gorgeous.
	Of course they did.
	And she looked gorgeous and they said, you know, don't approach the princess of... Yeah, that's what you are.
	I can't remember her title.
	Princess of Wales?
	Yeah, but we were all just standing there with our jaws on the ground and she was looking for an outfit and I wanted to rush up and go, I'd love to help you.
	Because I think you should wear white silk from head to toe and then have red jewels at the neck with a kind of a fan-haired hairpiece.
	Is this Margaret Thatcher or are we talking about... Princess Diana.
	You sound like you're describing... We got to clear this up.
	You love to... Did you smoke weed before this a little bit?
	No.
	No judgment.
	I'm just wondering because I'm trying to...
	You, we have to be clear, you don't believe Eugene Carroll was raped.
	So we have to be, people are so stupid.
	You don't understand how stupid people are.
	No, nor do I believe that the one that accused Kavanaugh was raped, neither.
	I don't believe any of those hashtag believe all women.
	Nor, I don't believe either one of them.
	And later they had a laugh over it.
	And I know people that know people and all along they knew they'd get away with it scot-free.
	And that offends me as a citizen of these United States of America to bend the laws of this nation to that.
	To like willingly accuse someone that you know is innocent of a crime.
	And get paid for it.
	And get paid for it as they're doing Fawnie Willis, she's getting paid through her boyfriend.
	Of course.
	She's giving her boyfriend the money.
	Yeah, of course.
	I mean, it's so Rico.
	I've never even seen Rico like this Rico.
	And they think they're going to walk from it?
	They think they're going to walk from there?
	The real insurrection was on November 3rd.
	Yeah, when they stole the election.
	I agree.
	But just to be clear, You're not getting raped in those tiny little dressing rooms at Bergdorf Hoodman.
	It wasn't like she was up there in the, you know, upper realms of the designer designer's choice.
	Those are even smaller dressing rooms.
	But my point is Trump owned the plaza.
	Trump isn't gonna walk by and just go in a dressing room.
	No, listen.
	And rape somebody.
	Of course not.
	You know?
	He owned the plaza.
	We stayed at the plaza, right?
	With a horse face.
	Please explain.
	I don't think he likes horse faced women.
	I'm gonna try and explain.
	Yeah, Stormy Daniels was horse faced.
	All the horse-faced women are the ones accusing Trump of rape.
	Here's the thing... Horse-faced women are a sort of a human that people should look closely at.
	I will do that.
	This is where people are like... Jake's interrupting even though I'm keeping on.
	No, but the horse faced woman is a certain kind of a woman.
	Astrologically.
	We stayed at the plaza, right?
	We walked to Bergdorf.
	It's 20 feet away.
	Trump at the time owned the plaza, which is one of the most beautiful hotels in New York.
	So you're telling me the guy who could literally get in any room in the plaza, the penthouse, the owner of the hotel decided to walk across the street and go into a store where he had no security, no cameras.
	I don't think he likes to rape them.
	that he never met before, when he could have raped her at...
	He could have called a girl to his room in the plaza, the penthouse, and raped 50 people.
	I don't think he likes to rape them.
	That's my point.
	I think he likes it when they let him grab them by the pussy.
	I think he likes when beautiful women talk to him.
	He likes when they...
	And then he grabs them by the pussy.
	When they make themselves available sexually to him.
	Of course.
	That's why he wants to be rich.
	Well, that's why all guys like women that are gorgeous.
	I mean, can you imagine a gorgeous woman going up and going, hey, big boy, would you want to get a load of some of this?
	That's why guys get rich and famous, for that exact point.
	I mean, can you imagine some guy, how he would love that?
	I can.
	I mean, it happens to me all the time, and it's amazing.
	I wonder what that would be like, you know, for a woman.
	I don't know if that ever happens.
	Of course it happens.
	Maybe Angelina Jolie.
	No, women that are 500 pounds get approached at a fucking Walmart.
	It's easier as a woman.
	That's a whole other podcast episode.
	Well, I've never had that.
	Well, that's because you don't go outside, and you're always sitting there eating your finger, too.
	Like, you're not approachable.
	You're just like, yeah, with a gun on you.
	You look like fucking the chick in Baby Reindeer.
	Netflix reference.
	It's hilarious.
	I regret where I was mean to that guy that told me I was beautiful at Mar-a-Lago.
	Oh.
	I don't think you were mean to him.
	Oh, okay.
	But hold on.
	Just stay on topic, please, for ten seconds.
	Okay.
	E. Jean Carroll, we don't think she was raped.
	No.
	So we post this video.
	Not raped by Trump.
	It goes viral.
	Not in a dressing room.
	Right.
	I was just raped by Joe Biden.
	That story was way too outlandish.
	When you did this video that said, I was raped by Biden, a lot of people came after you and was like, Roseanne is making fun of rape.
	And you replied brilliantly, I would never... I read Billy Baldwin has told everyone they should come after me like they come for Mark, Michael and Dell and sue me and him and his Christian ass.
	No, they all came... They said they should come for me, Billy Baldwin, whose brother, like, you know, whatever, but they should come for me for a joke.
	Him and his Christian ass.
	Because they're insane.
	So here's the thing.
	We knew it was going to make people insane.
	E.G.
	Carroll obviously was never raped by Trump.
	Even liberals don't believe it.
	They're just like, ha ha, he lost the court case.
	They know he didn't do it.
	No one thinks he did it.
	She doesn't even think he did it.
	This one's so obvious that it's not true.
	So you made a joke about it.
	So when people got mad, they're like, how can you make fun of a rape victim?
	Your response was... I'm not making fun of a rape victim.
	Thank you.
	That took 45 minutes to get there.
	I'm not making fun of E.G.
	and Carroll.
	Right.
	And that was the perfect response because if someone was actually raped, you wouldn't go and go, oh, rape is hilarious.
	She wasn't raped by Trump.
	It's obvious.
	And neither was that lady that said Kavanaugh raped her.
	She's a liar too.
	There's nothing lower than a woman who would do that.
	And get paid.
	Fucking this E. Jean Carroll, she accused something like seven other men of rape.
	And no one ever talks about that.
	And she lost all those kids.
	She's just litigious.
	I'm going to say you raped me and I'm going to get paid.
	And then they did it because they hate Trump so much.
	That's funny.
	We can make fun of that.
	We're not making fun of a rape victim.
	We're making fun of E.G.
	Carroll.
	So anyway, you post the video.
	Andy Kaufman, you got your wish.
	And guess who came out of the fucking woodwork?
	Fuck Billy Baldwin.
	I'm talking someone we know personally.
	I know you don't want to talk about it.
	Who?
	Tom Arnold.
	Oh, that guy?
	We don't know him.
	He came after me on Twitter saying it was elder abuse.
	As if you're not funny.
	Yeah, that's what he meant.
	Oh, I'm not funny.
	Yeah, it was like, Mom, go say you raped someone.
	He alluded that I was pushing you so that I could get beer and guns.
	So I'm going to put you in Bergdorf and be like – He just exposes who he is.
	Yeah, well, I mean, you're funny.
	And he also – he was married to you.
	He should know that you're the same person that's like, I haven't pissed people off in a while.
	He knows it.
	See, he's lying, just like Eugene Carroll, because they're liberals.
	They can't handle that someone would make a joke where they'd look stupid.
	So they're like, I have to attack her.
	But he couldn't attack you.
	I don't even know what the fuck he's up to.
	He said it was elder abuse, as if I was the force driving you to do a video.
	Oh, he was trying to attack my kids.
	Yeah, he attacked Jenny a couple years ago.
	He's always on my kids, you know, like he didn't do enough to me.
	I left him alone.
	He was a horrible stepfather.
	I left him alone all these years, but after he came calling me fucking elder abuse, because that's insulting.
	One, it means you're not Capable of being funny or thinking of yourself.
	No, he doesn't think I'm funny without him.
	Which is insulting.
	He thinks he's responsible for my career rather than I'm responsible for his.
	Right.
	Because, you know, he don't have no mirror he can look into and see an actual reflection because he's a sidekick fucking vampire with a tiny dick, you know, and that's just who he is.
	He's a narcissist motherfucker.
	He don't even see He doesn't even give a shit.
	He thinks he made you.
	100%.
	He doesn't even give a shit.
	No.
	He's a sociopath.
	I mean, it's like, he's always trying to get in my business and say something about me.
	I haven't talked to him for over 30 years, is it?
	I don't want nothing to do with him.
	No, and we don't want to give him any more air time.
	I don't want to talk to him, see him, nothing.
	Me neither.
	You know, I'm not going to speak at his funeral, and he will never speak at mine.
	Well, he probably will.
	Well, he'll try to, but if he does, I will say right now, if you try to speak at my funeral, may a curse from God smite you dead upon the altar, you fucking scumbag motherfucker.
	Yeah, and Tom, if you do try and speak it, you will see Oh, that would be so bad.
	abuse looks like because I will beat the shit out of you if you show up. I went
	after him. Oh that would be so bad. Well I went after him hard. No, you should just hire someone. Well I felt bad so
	I just wanted, I haven't told you yet. I responded to him
	basically you would be nothing if not for my mother which is true.
	And not only would you be nothing, you'd be in prison like your sister, the meth queen of Iowa.
	It's a documentary.
	She's like the biggest meth dealer in Iowa.
	You would be a drug dealer if not for my mom, which is kind of mean.
	I also mentioned he had a three-inch dick.
	No, but it's true.
	It's true.
	And then he had a three-inch dick multiple times.
	And then I talk about the time that he pushed me on the basketball court because I embarrassed him in front of Kim Silva, who he was having an affair with.
	So this is why I'm bringing this up.
	This is the liberal thing.
	You make a joke, making fun of someone who's lying.
	Which we should be against, but liberals are fine with it.
	She's suing Trump, which is wrong, but they're fine with it because it's Trump because they're crazy.
	Then Tom puts his liberal shit on it where it's like, elder abuse.
	Roseanne doesn't have a mind of her own because she's a Trumper, which is gaslighting.
	Yeah, he's good at gaslighting.
	This is the liberal agenda.
	Then it's like, oh, her son is pushing her.
	So now I'm evil.
	I need to be separated.
	Then he does the other thing in the projection, which is, I made Roseanne.
	She was so much better before.
	when we were together she was a liberal now she's an evil trumper she's been destroyed
	so he's taking moral authority when he's a fucking drug addict
	fucking cokehead i don't care if he's sober he's still a cokehead he'll be a cokehead for his
	entire life no no disrespect to sober people but he's a cokehead right or does that mean should
	i take that out should i edit that out he's worse than a cokehead okay good you know he's a sociopath
	That's why he's a cokehead.
	He just fucking used... yeah.
	Yeah, otherwise he'd do coke a couple times.
	Coke was just the fun thing for him.
	Yeah, I know people that do coke.
	No, he would do anything... To avoid the fact that he's a sociopath.
	That's why he kept... No, he'd just do anything if it moved him a head an inch.
	Right.
	He... So fuck him.
	He just doesn't give a shit.
	There's nothing he gives a shit about.
	I mean, I wondered if he was gonna...
	Give a shit about them kids, you know?
	But the way I hear that, it don't seem he does even that.
	I don't know.
	He seems to be a decent dad on social media, but what does that mean?
	You know?
	Well, I wondered if, uh, you know, when it really matters, is he gonna, it don't seem like he is ever there when it really matters.
	He likes the media thing though.
	Yeah.
	I remember the one time when I was getting a divorce from his ass.
	Yeah.
	And I finally got him to answer his phone where I was calling after I ran away from him.
	And he answered his phone, finally.
	I think I called him 47 times or something.
	He finally answered his phone and he said, I wish you would stop calling me because I'm just about to go on CNN.
	Where I'm going to talk about you and me.
	Right.
	So I watched it, and it was, she's run away, and if only I could talk to her.
	Of course.
	It's so gross.
	It was un-fucking-real!
	Yeah, he puts a face on it.
	But he just like slapped me right in my face and was like, this is fucking...
	What?
	This is like going down two roads at once and then they both double back and slap you in the face and kick you in the ass at the same minute.
	Yeah.
	He goes on there.
	If only I could talk to her.
	She's run away.
	If only I could talk to her.
	It's gross.
	And where's the pee tape?
	He hangs up on me for that.
	Did he ever apologize for doing a show about the Trump-Russia pee tape?
	Remember, he did a whole thing of Trump liked to be peed on, which turned out to be bullshit that Hillary Clinton paid for.
	Did he ever apologize to the American people for that?
	Did anyone?
	Because this is the thing I can't stand about liberals.
	They'll literally push E. Jean Carroll.
	They know it's a lie.
	They knew that Trump-Russia was a lie, but they don't care because it gets their agenda going, and they do it, and then as soon as they're exposed— Well, you know why?
	Because all they care about is that headline.
	Right.
	Thank you.
	They don't care about anything after that.
	Even if the headline ever has to be corrected, you know, that they'll bury on page 57.
	Right.
	But it's just that temporary high.
	Like Coke.
	Like Coke, right.
	And we, on our side, whatever we are, conservative or moderate, whatever you want.
	We like winning at the Supreme Court, which we have been kicking the ass and nobody's talking about it.
	We've been kicking the fucking ass at the Supreme Court level.
	Well, we like fact.
	Every single time.
	Yeah.
	In the last, I don't know how many... No, we like... It's just great.
	We like law.
	Supreme Court justice season.
	We like law.
	We like fact.
	We like reality.
	We fight for things that are true.
	We don't like communism.
	No.
	We don't like communism.
	Stalinism.
	We don't.
	We like...
	We don't like being told what to think or do or say.
	Yeah.
	We're not going that way because, you know, fuck you.
	That's why.
	We're too smart.
	Americans are like, hey, fuck you.
	This is America.
	Fuck you.
	Yeah.
	We're not like, uh, we're not like they are where you come from.
	Fuck you too.
	You better go back.
	You better go back because we're not going to have Nazis here.
	So you better go back to where it's okay to be a Nazi over there and Uh, wherever you're coming from.
	It ain't okay here.
	Sorry.
	You see what I'm saying?
	I do.
	I'm just checking how long we've gone.
	Sorry.
	Keep going.
	I know.
	We're not stopping.
	Okay.
	We're at 49 minutes.
	Um, I want to make sure we don't.
	It's not going to be okay to be a Nazi here.
	And that's why I was loving the headlines of, uh, Finally, getting through the leftist haze of Muslim Brotherhood controlled media in the United States.
	Let's talk about that.
	Which all the Jews work for, the Muslim Brotherhood.
	Let's talk about that.
	Yeah, all the Obama Jews work for the highly paid Muslim Brotherhood network.
	Did you see the amount of money... Which all gripes about AIPAC.
	Did you see the amount of money that...
	Qatar is funneling into our universities.
	Yeah, I've known it since Angela Davis.
	She was the first of all of we leftists that were the OG leftists.
	She was the first to take the Arab money and the first thing she did was turn on the Jews.
	That's what they all do.
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	Oh, what does that do?
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	It's like, no, you're not going to have a Jewish date anywhere on the earth.
	It isn't going to exist.
	Right.
	And then they say that the Jews run everything, even though they're paying for everything.
	Well, the Jews all work for the Muslim Brotherhood.
	The lefty Jews do, yeah.
	Well, they're the ones in media.
	Yes, it's not Israeli.
	They don't work for Jews.
	No.
	No, because they're Jews.
	They want money.
	They work for the Muslim Brotherhood and so do all the Jews who do all the NGOs out of Marin County and every liberal Jewish enclave.
	They all take Muslim Brotherhood money for their NGOs.
	Yes.
	And it's all corrupted.
	The fact that we're in America today talking about how Jews run everything.
	They're all pro-Hamas.
	Well, before they even get there, it's Jews run everything, Jews control the media, and then Christians are stupid.
	Yeah.
	Christians cling to their guns and Bible, so it's this assault on Jews, and really the last time... Judeo-Christian values.
	Anytime we went after Muslims, like after 9-11, then it was Islamophobia, right?
	Just like we have anti-Semitism, but it seems that Islamophobia doesn't really come up anymore, and being critical of Muslim Brotherhood doesn't really come up, at least since Obama.
	I know, and then they say, what cracks me up is it all says… But they're paying for everything.
	Yeah, they say, watch out who you're not allowed to criticize.
	They are the ones who control you.
	And then every single podcast is about the Jews.
	Right.
	Yeah, that's what I'm getting at.
	And then none of them are about Muslim Brotherhood, not one.
	There's your fucking proof.
	Yeah.
	People are like, you can't prove you're defending Jews.
	Like, no, look who you can't make fun of.
	Who do you think's paying?
	Do you think Jews run the media so we can hear how horrible Israel is 24-7?
	That's why I got fired, because I put Muslim Brotherhood in that tweet.
	Yeah.
	And Joe Biden really is unleashing Planet of the Apes on the American people on the campuses, isn't he?
	Yeah.
	He doesn't charge any pro-Hamas.
	No, and he kind of says, I understand where they're coming from.
	He's twice today.
	Terrorists are what Planet of the Apes was about.
	Unleashing terror on human beings.
	I think Planet of the Apes was about the fact that humanity is eventually going to devolve and other species are going to evolve past us.
	That's really what it's about, which was the monkeys evolved past us because we fucked everything up and had a picnic.
	That's why the Statue of Liberty is on the ground.
	No, because the monkeys were saying, hey, you used us for fuckin' experiments, you fuckin' made us your slaves, you fuckin' abused us in your laboratories, and we are never gonna allow you to rise to any kind of power again.
	Which you can't fault them for, and obviously they have the moral high ground.
	That's what it's about.
	So the Jews and the monkeys.
	But then when they see evidence that one human can talk, what it does to them, the lies they have to go into because they have to go into denial.
	That's what it's about.
	Yeah, I think so too.
	It was like, ah, this fucking Charlton Heston fucker, he's a human.
	He's not just a disgusting fucking human, but he thinks like we do.
	Well, he was in a spaceship.
	So when he was devolved, he was, time is relative, he was in space and crashed on earth.
	He doesn't know he's on earth till the end of the movie.
	That's why that movie is so brilliant.
	He thinks he's on another planet.
	So he's an untouched human from today going into the future.
	But what that power structure does when they see the evidence that their whole idea, their whole matrix is wrong.
	How they just go into critical denial mode, including bringing out the weapons of war on anyone who may say that the human can speak.
	The crackdown.
	That's where we're at.
	Yeah, 100%.
	And that's what the liberals are doing right now.
	Yeah, exactly.
	The American left.
	That's what the left is doing.
	That's what I saw they were doing when they were going to break every single labor union.
	They were breaking every labor union.
	When they started that shit up in San Francisco, those ports were saying they weren't going to let the Israeli ships unload at their docks.
	I was like, this BDS shit that they've been trying to do for 25 years, they weren't going to let them.
	So the labor union got into a big fight and they disbanded the labor union.
	So the people lost their union wages.
	That's all the left does now.
	It doesn't have nothing to do with labor.
	Which is what it was supposed to be about.
	In my day, now the whole thing about labor has moved to the Republican Party, which then you realize that's why Frederick Douglass founded the Republican Party.
	How many people know that it was Frederick Douglass founded the Republican Party against the Democrat KKKers, the slave owners?
	Conservatives know that.
	Oh my god, but none of them do, none of these young people pro-Palestine do.
	And then when you tell them that, they're like, well... They don't know they're Nazis!
	No, they go, well, the party switched in 1960.
	No, they didn't.
	No, they didn't, but that's what they say, and we're like, oh, okay, party switched.
	No, it didn't.
	That's just what you say to cover up the fact that you're a Nazi.
	They don't know progressive means Nazi.
	The National Socialist Party is what Nazi means.
	Everyone knows this.
	Everybody knows this.
	That's why they attack us, because they know everybody knows.
	Oh my God.
	That's all it is.
	They don't know they're Nazis.
	Just like Tom Arnold and Eugene Carroll.
	They know that we know that they know.
	You think?
	100%.
	Billy Baldwin, you think he knows we know?
	Billy Baldwin knows we know that he knows we know.
	All liberals know we know that they know we know.
	A hundred percent.
	That they know that we know.
	That they know we know.
	That they know that E.G.
	and Carol did not get raped at Bergdorf Goodman.
	That they can go fuck their self for saying it did happen.
	At Bergdorf Goodman?
	Are you saying that the sales people at Bergdorf Goodman are no damn good?
	Those people bother you every three seconds!
	I'm telling you what!
	They open the door when you're half naked.
	They never leave you alone.
	Ma'am, is it fitting okay?
	They want that percentage.
	They never would allow any rape in those... That is an attack on the sales force.
	Bergdorf Goodman, they don't even see that because they don't care about labor.
	They don't give a shit about labor when they go into their shit.
	It just pisses me off how elitist those bastards are with their rape charges.
	They don't give a shit who croaks in prison on a fake rape charge.
	No, they just don't like Trump.
	They don't care any mother's son that happens to.
	No, they want Trump to be ruined.
	The women, they want to vote for their shit.
	They don't think that those women have sons.
	What the fuck?
	Fuck you.
	All they care about is taking the little boy's dicks off in kindergarten.
	That's all these witches give a shit about.
	And you look at it, that's what a feminist is.
	She wants to get rid of the boy dicks.
	In the schools.
	Look it, they're always the spokespeople.
	I'm telling you, just see what you see, and then they come in there and they try to fuck with the way you're seeing it.
	They're going like, you're not really seeing what you're seeing.
	They'll say like this, many racists might say this ad says this and that.
	Yeah, because it does!
	It fucking does!
	It says that you've got the white savior complex and you think you speak for blacks, but you don't!
	So why don't you shut the fuck up?
	Because, I'll tell you what, the Democrat Jews and blacks that are going to continue to vote for that party are the most racist, anti-Semitic motherfuckers that's ever lived.
	And all they are is at each other's throats, and that's the Democrat party, is the Jews Fighting with the blacks.
	That's all there is to that party.
	And the Jews capitulate to the blacks in that party because they've got that...
	White savior fucking thing because they're all like, the progressives all come from privilege.
	So like, oh, we're sorry, our people, they're privileged.
	They don't got nothing to do with the real Jewish people.
	They're privileged motherfuckers.
	Which is why it's always on a college campus.
	No one ever talks about it.
	It's not like in a bowling alley in like the middle of America.
	It's nothing to do with labor.
	No, it's where the parents pay like $70,000 for them to live in a fucking dorm.
	All white community?
	All white rich kids.
	Absolutely.
	And they're like, I feel guilty.
	Here I am and my parents paid $70,000 so I could learn bullshit.
	You know they go to bed at night like, I just learned the stupidest shit.
	Like what am I going to learn to fucking do math?
	I'm learning about fucking genders and plants.
	To see these Jewish kids marching for Of course they are.
	From the river to the sea, Palestine will be Jew-free.
	I mean, how fucking stupid are they?
	How deluded and enslaved are their minds?
	They have no ethics whatsoever.
	They got no history.
	I'm telling you, I went to college for three months.
	One of the reasons I left, I was talking to these other college kids.
	They got no history.
	No, they're walking through and like, oh my God, I'm a privileged, rich asshole.
	I don't deserve any of this.
	I don't offer anything to society.
	This is all a farce.
	I hate myself.
	Everyone knows that I'm a piece of shit.
	I hate myself.
	That means everyone knows.
	So I'm going to stand up and virtue signal.
	And say, I don't stand for this sort of inequality so that nobody notices I'm a fucking rich kid who's literally living off your back.
	So I'm going to come over and pet your little head, your little fucking lower-class head and be like, I'm here for you.
	Meanwhile, you're not fucking letting them in your house.
	You're not giving them money.
	You're not doing shit.
	You go out and you fucking stand in a college and you film yourself on Instagram being like, oh, pro this, pro that.
	Fucking, if you're pro-Palestine, let a fucking Palestinian live in your house.
	Bring them to your fucking parents' house.
	They'll never do it.
	They don't want to help.
	They want people to think that they're not horrible because they know deep down they're fucking horrible.
	There's nothing worse than a white college kid in America today.
	Especially a white female college kid.
	She knows she has it better than everyone.
	She knows she's outscoring.
	She knows she goes to school more.
	She knows she gets more money.
	They know boys are falling behind, boys are fucking Medicaid, their dicks are getting cut off.
	Women, white women in America right now are doing better than everybody, even better than Asians.
	White women are number one, and they go to college, their parents are paying 70 grand a year so they can go fucking do gender studies, and they feel like shit.
	That's what it is.
	They go to bed at night and they have trouble sleeping.
	So like, I'm gonna go stand up for the people.
	I don't even know anything about Palestine.
	They're brown.
	So they're probably they're probably Israel.
	They have money.
	So they're and they're white, I think so that I'm going to go with.
	So Palestine.
	Yeah.
	Free Palestine!
	That's exactly what happened with my tweet.
	Yeah, it's like, Oh, she said that all the brown peoples look like monkeys.
	That's what they thought.
	That's what they think.
	Because that's what they think.
	That's what they think.
	Never call a black person monkey.
	I didn't.
	You're the one.
	You're the one making that leap.
	Wow, you meant that.
	No, I did not.
	That wasn't even in my head.
	I wasn't thinking that.
	That was your thing.
	It's like worship.
	Yeah, because I thought the bitch was white.
	I know.
	Remember the therapists in the 70s?
	It's so fucking pissing me off.
	They're like, what do you see?
	You know, they fold the paper in ink, and they're like, what do you see?
	And it's like, they judge you off that, and they know that you're fucking ill, like a liberal.
	You're like, what is this?
	It's like racism.
	Black people are monkeys.
	White people are not monkeys.
	You can't say that.
	And it's like, no, this is just an inkblot, dude.
	Settle down.
	Get help.
	I love that because I think about it all the time, you know?
	I'm like, you know what?
	We are all monkeys.
	100%.
	Every one of us is a fucking monkey.
	Yeah.
	We're related closer to them.
	I love to watch monkeys because they're so human.
	Or we're so primate.
	Well, we're all primates.
	But I mean the poor little monkeys and what they go through with their mom beating their ass which is why I love to watch them.
	Me too.
	You know the mom when she's the monkey mom when she's weaning the baby.
	It is so hilarious, but yet it's sad and horrifying.
	We need to do that.
	Because she will slowly do it with like hitting them off their tit.
	Yeah.
	She goes like this.
	Like that.
	It pops off.
	So that's to teach them, but they never learn and they just keep coming back.
	And then second, she'll do that again and then hit them in the head.
	Yeah.
	And then later, well, she'll grab them by the hair and pull their hair back.
	Yeah.
	Her steps, then she'll grab them and bite them on the head.
	And they still don't stop them.
	They still scramble up to try to get to the tit.
	It's so hilarious, and I think all the time, that reminds me of my kids.
	I love the monkey mothers.
	But you know, they do really mean things.
	And finally, When they can't, when they got a kid that they can't get off their tit, you should see what they do.
	Well, they start getting them and they start kneading their heads.
	With their hands.
	They need their head.
	Like punch?
	No, they need the hair on their head, like sit there like this with their... Why, like grooming?
	And then they just throw them because they won't stop trying to nurse.
	Yeah, Olivia's doing that.
	They won't get it through their head.
	Yeah, you have to be a kid.
	I'm with you.
	I think we might try the monkey parenting.
	But I mean, it's hard.
	When they let the kid go, the little monkey, and he runs up a tree and then starts hanging out with his bigger sister or brother and they carry him around because they know because they have to accept that little monkey because that was the one that threw them off the tit and they hate him.
	Yeah.
	But then at a certain point they have to start carrying him around because they know he's a reject from the tit too. Then the bitch has another
	one. Yeah and then they watch and feed from the tree and they get all pissy. And then at the
	end they're all in a troop. Yeah.
	The mother has like you know 15 kids and they all have kids and I'm like that's how it works.
	That's life.
	That is.
	That's life.
	Forget all this politics shit.
	It's just the mother and her kids, and the grandmother and her kids, and the great-grandmother and her kids.
	That's where we have to start.
	Why I always say, it's the grandmother's counsel that's what'll save the world.
	That's what always saved the world.
	I think so, or I always say the dad.
	Don't underestimate the dad.
	Well, the grandpas are part of it, but they always kick off early, you know, because I say, because they want to.
	Yeah, the woman, the grandma drove him so crazy.
	Well, you know, it is really hard to live with a woman if you're a man and it does kill the man.
	I have to admit it.
	It does.
	Well, you have to be, you have to be strong as a man.
	You have to, I know because I live with now four women.
	And I sometimes think of you as, because I elder abuse you as a child sometimes.
	And I grew up with sisters.
	I've always been, a lot of my friends are women.
	I'm always surrounded by women.
	And I think that there really is nothing worse on the planet than a female brain.
	I think it's the worst.
	I know you think that way.
	But I love it.
	I love Hannah.
	I'm so happy to be a girl dad.
	I think a girl brain can be Manipulated and worked on to become a powerful person.
	They just need a man.
	It's too inverted, right?
	There's too many impulses going at once.
	It's nothing new here.
	People get mad at me, but it's the truth.
	Women get mad at me.
	Is it because there's too many impulses at once?
	It's that women think that emotions are a sign from the universe.
	That is so true!
	And in some ways it is.
	That is the story of my life in a nutshell that I regret.
	That I thought those were signs.
	Women have got to give up on signs and really look to the signs in the heavens.
	I think that's true.
	And I'm not saying that your emotions aren't worth validating or that what you're feeling isn't real, but the emotion itself is something for you to experience and process.
	It is not the thing that's supposed to dictate your decision-making.
	No, because the thing is, emotions are not real.
	They're not.
	And we did this with Jesse Lee Peterson.
	I loved it.
	I kept telling Hannah, like, you should watch this.
	Because I was like, please, I can watch it.
	How much do we love him?
	I do, but he said it's the, it's not you.
	I saw him and the guy says to him, you're, you're a hundred percent heterosexual.
	And he goes, absolutely.
	Yeah.
	And I totally believed him.
	Oh, JLP is heterosexual.
	I mean, whatever.
	We can't.
	All I'm saying is men tend to think, I'm going to base my decisions off.
	What's actually happening first, and my emotions are secondary.
	And then they're like, oh, toxic masculine, you have to get in touch with your feelings.
	No, I don't.
	I'm perfectly in touch.
	I'll tell you how I know if a guy's gay or not.
	Hold on, please let me finish this.
	I'm sorry.
	I'm almost done.
	A man thinks, what is really happening?
	And then the emotions are kind of like a little spice.
	Like, oh, maybe this will change.
	Maybe I should think and feel and be empathetic here.
	But really, it's basic math and fact.
	Women are the opposite.
	It's what I feel in my emotion is real.
	And fact is just this thing that's trying to manipulate me out of my narrative.
	And it's not.
	Fact is the real thing.
	Reality is real.
	Your emotions are secondary.
	I'm not saying don't have emotions.
	I'm not the guy that's like, women are crazy with your emotions.
	It's like, you can be sad.
	You can be happy.
	You can feel this and that.
	Just take it in, process it, and then push it out, and then make a decision based off reality.
	Try that, ladies.
	Just try it for six months.
	Your life will profoundly change for the better.
	No, you know what women need is they need a... A good dicking.
	It's a strong dicking.
	They need a list.
	That's what I found helped me.
	When you've got the list that says this is... A shopping list, you mean.
	No, well, that helps you.
	But no, the list of what's the goal, and these are the steps to the goal.
	Do you see my shirt?
	I know, I love your show.
	People can't read it on camera.
	Can you just read the last two lines?
	So it's fucking retarded, like every male thing, all the male things you love.
	And then it says, between doing my laundry or making me a sandwich.
	Completely retarded.
	Anyway, you were saying?
	It's just retarded.
	It's hilarious.
	It is hilarious.
	Well, I mean, everybody is slow.
	You watch Hannah take five days to name our daughter, you see how crazy she is.
	That's because if you listen to her, it's like, name the fucking baby, right?
	For those of you who don't know, it took five days.
	Hannah would be like, well, this... But I'll tell you what I saw.
	Please, we should bring her in here for this.
	No, because she'll be mad at me.
	She's gonna see the edit.
	Just, I'll edit it out.
	She doesn't get mad at you if you're honest with her.
	I tell Hannah she's crazy... She wanted to let you be a part of it.
	Right.
	She wanted me to think... And that was a struggle.
	It was.
	Because she didn't... The better part of her being who she is... Wanted to tell me what the baby... Didn't want you to have nothing to do with it.
	Right.
	Because, you know, that's how some women are.
	No, she's crazy.
	I mean, all women, I guess.
	It's a struggle to let your... the father Take over if you're a Jew.
	It's a struggle to have the father have any say.
	Because, you know... It's true.
	You know, it is like it's inbred.
	Because you never know if they're going to be around.
	It's like, you know, poverty mentality inborn.
	So she's like, I'm not going to, you know, it's all got to be me and my mom and my sister.
	That is how she thinks.
	But it's like, I got to let him because after all, he's the sperm.
	Right.
	That is what it is.
	Okay, so then she's like struggling with that and at the end she's going, I'm gonna...
	Agree that the sperm is 50%.
	That was very hard for her.
	And that's the name.
	Yeah, that's what I... And she even said to me, she's like... And she had to go through all those levels... She said to me, I... Being a Jewish woman... She said the words... To go to let the father be equal to the mother.
	That's hard for a Jewish woman because, you know, rape and... Whatever it is.
	Diaspora and the whole fucking Roman thing.
	I understand.
	And imperialism.
	And Arab nationalist expansionist imperialism, which is Hamas, which they say resistance because they can kiss my fucking semi fucking ass.
	Right.
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	No, you gotta get this now.
	Buy this policy now and then wait at least 10 years.
	You can't do it like a month later.
	Yeah, you gotta wait at least 10 or 20 years.
	So get this policy now.
	Right.
	There's only $30 left.
	Some options offer same day approval and avoid unnecessary medical exams.
	Right.
	And, you know, again, it's important whether you're going to murder your husband or murder your mother.
	Yeah, with putting the antifreeze in the orange just like on the ID channel.
	I was just going to keep feeding you wine until your liver exploded.
	We're almost there.
	Looks like we're almost there.
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	Ma, why is heart health important to you?
	Because if you didn't have a heart, you wouldn't have any blood going through your veins.
	I think if you're really going to sell a product, people need to hear Roseanne Barr chew into a microphone so they know just how amazing of a product it is.
	So these are super beet chews.
	You know I used to hoe beets from the Mormon church in Idaho as a teen girl.
	And that was also your rapper name, wasn't it?
	Huh?
	That was your rapper name too.
	Hoe Beets.
	DJ Hoe Beets.
	So essentially what this is, Human made these super beet chews.
	Show them to the camera.
	And they're actually really good.
	They are good chews.
	They're good.
	It's good for blood.
	It's good for heart.
	Beets are amazing.
	You're going to make me borscht tomorrow, you said.
	So while I've been waiting for your borscht, I just ran into my candy.
	I was hauling beets as a teen girl.
	Yeah.
	Anyway, human has made these super beets.
	It's just beets.
	It's in a chew.
	You can get beets.
	You don't have to go boil and cook and make borscht.
	You can just eat these.
	So tell them a little bit more, Mom.
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	Mm-hmm.
	Well, she did say, aren't you happy I submitted?
	I always say that.
	Send my please, because my girlfriend says, n-word please.
	Yeah, a lot of people do.
	She says, I'm not going to let these n-words kill me about her children.
	Mm-hmm.
	I just think like, again, and then we gotta take a break and do ads because we're getting late, but women Women know how to do it.
	We're sick of listening to men.
	They never listen to us.
	They got some kind of genetic fucking thing where they don't listen to women.
	So we're not going to listen to them.
	You're doing it wrong.
	As long as they don't listen to us, we don't have shit to listen to their shit.
	I want them to listen to me.
	When they listen to me, I'm going to turn over, unleash all the women in the world to listen up to them.
	But they will listen to me first, or they won't get that shit.
	That's who I represent.
	That's how it goes, bitches.
	Don't you think it would benefit women to not base decisions off emotions?
	Don't you think that's, like, why is that such a... You got me feeling emotions!
	You know that song?
	No.
	No, because that's how we are.
	Why is that so difficult?
	Because it's like, this is what Kabbalah and Judaism teaches us.
	It's three.
	Between impulse and desired effect is the resistance.
	You gotta use the resistance or you're gonna pay karma.
	Impulse and Effect or whatever.
	Impulse and effect.
	Use the resistance.
	Don't react.
	Do not react.
	That's what I'm saying.
	Until you are calm.
	Right.
	And receive the answer in calmness.
	Not in anger.
	Right.
	Not in sadness.
	Not in rage.
	Right.
	But in calm you receive the correct answer.
	So be a man.
	Think like a man.
	In many respects, it is.
	Think like a man, unless you're a man who thinks like a woman, then you're in a fucking double-blind bullshit.
	I think a good... A lot of them do.
	I do.
	I agree.
	They're raised by a bad mother, they think like a bad woman.
	Just look at me.
	Look at you, you don't know.
	No, I think you should probably want like a hybrid, right?
	Like, I think of myself mostly... You want a rational being.
	But I think a man that's totally... Of either sex.
	A rational being that understands its role and its use.
	Right.
	Right.
	Because men and women are different.
	They are.
	That's another thing liberals are trying to take away from us.
	From not into family and being in communism.
	The male's role... Provide and protect.
	...is the... Provide and protect.
	Yeah, provide, protect, and do the...
	The brainless things that need done to keep the shit going.
	The brainless shit like garbage.
	If it's so brainless, why aren't you doing it?
	Well, I do.
	The cutting the grass, I love it.
	It's fun, right?
	Because I am very male.
	And I'm very feminine.
	I love the gardening, the cutting the grass on the machinery.
	The operating the machinery on cutting the grass is the greatest fucking thing.
	Now you get it.
	I should have wore a mask, though.
	I only wore goggles.
	I know.
	Next time we will.
	But hold on.
	I'm wearing a mask next time.
	Men need to be a little bit more feminine.
	I'm wearing my bikini next time.
	Yeah, please, please mow in your bikini.
	Please.
	I'm gonna.
	And I'm filming it.
	That'll be way more offensive than the rape video you made.
	With a mask!
	Alright, well, we can wrap it up.
	Just, do you think, do you think it would benefit women to be more masculine than they're thinking?
	At the same time, men, it would benefit them to be a little bit more feminine?
	Because I like, I like that women are... Wow.
	See?
	I'm on to it.
	I like that... That's lightning for those of you in thunder.
	Don't hear it.
	I think women have Very intelligent thoughts when it comes to, even though I think they're ridiculous, I do think there's this point where it's like, oh, women really can glean a lot of real life shit from emotions.
	You guys can interpret emotions pretty amazingly as long as you just stop at a certain point.
	Don't go into that rabbit in the wheel just jerking off.
	Yeah.
	Just get it and move on.
	When you're in emotional state, that's the time to stop and rest.
	And you've got to get your answer in calmness, not in anger, not in a rage, not in sadness.
	Calmness.
	So when you're all worked up, that means stop and rest and breathe.
	Right.
	That's how it works.
	Women are being activated against the rights of women.
	Absolutely.
	And we have to like be very conscious of that because every Every minority group is being activated against the rights of every minority group.
	And that's how they do divide and conquer.
	And we're all at each other's throats.
	Like the Jewish racists in the Democrat Party and the black anti-Semites making up the Democrat Party.
	They're both And the white, alt-right, white nationalists that are just so happy when everyone hates the Jews finally.
	Well, those are the libertarians, aren't they?
	Yeah, but they're like, finally, we can hate the Jews now.
	We've been telling you to hate the Jews for 20 years.
	Finally, everyone's around.
	So they're just happy.
	But it's like, why don't you move it up the ladder to the people that are actually in control?
	Well, they will join with the Greens at a certain point.
	And that'll be the new Democrats.
	That's what they're moving for.
	And I saw that when I ran in 2012.
	That's probably true.
	Yeah, but they're going to be against the populace, which is the big tent Republicans.
	So keep on coming.
	Keep on coming for Trump.
	That's how we're going to win.
	All right.
	Well, on that note, is there anything else you'd like to leave the people with?
	I'd like to say people don't know that Israel has, there's Google it.
	I don't know if it's on Google, but DuckDuckGo it, I guess.
	Israel provided thousands of white tents for the Palestinians not to go to Ramallah.
	So the people who went to Ramallah are Hamas, and that's what they don't want you to know.
	But the white tents that were not all the way to Ramallah are the Palestinians who who are not Hamas.
	So it is a civil war, like it is a civil war here, thanks to Obama.
	I would like to take some time to say to the Palestinian women and children that are being, you know, eviscerated, I hope that one day you do find peace and freedom from Hamas, from the occupation of Hamas.
	What Hamas is doing to Palestinians is a genocide.
	It's an occupation and it's a terrible thing to see.
	It's a rapist insurrection and they're holding children and women as human shields and that's what happens.
	They can't be allowed to live.
	It's a war.
	They gotta go.
	It's a war and there'll be one winner and one loser.
	They're not going to be able to fudge that line anymore.
	The things they did on October 7th are inhuman.
	Well, they're Hamas.
	They're terrorists, of course.
	They are terrorists.
	So we'd like to kill Hamas.
	And those people that they killed, October 7th, were peace activists who disarmed.
	So I think that says it all.
	Yeah.
	No, they were.
	They're the same people that are protesting pro-Hamas.
	So.
	FAFO.
	F-A-F-O.
	F-A-F-O.
	And it is sad that they hold children as It's terrible.
	Human shields, because those children should be in those white tents.
	And so should their mothers, but their mothers, I guess... They should be in Israel where they're safe and their parents live.
	Their mothers believe in death before dishonor is the way they think.
	It's like a lot of people, you know, a lot of fighting people, death before dishonor.
	I'm not even going to put a religion on it.
	It's death before dishonor.
	A lot of armies.
	However, they don't have any armies.
	Let's be real.
	Israel's got the weapons and they don't.
	That's the bottom line.
	Death is a better alternative to our current life.
	That's really what it is.
	Palestinians that are under the control of Hamas, they're being literally like human shields.
	It's better for them to die, or to suicide bomb, or do that.
	It's better to go to heaven where the virgins and shit are, because their life is horrible.
	It's not about honor, it's about death as a better alternative.
	That is what they do to children.
	Of course.
	Hamas is a terrorist organization.
	And they try to blame it on Jews, but unfortunately, they carbon dated it to when there wasn't a war.
	Yeah.
	But, you know, that's what they do.
	They steal children.
	They tie their... They make them dig those tunnels, the trafficking tunnels, all through Gaza, which is what they did after they stole Gaza with their fake Oslo Accords, thanks to Clinton and Jimmy Carter, the Well, let's hope that Hamas is destroyed and Palestinian children can be free.
	They execute children, force them to dig those tunnels.
	Those tunnels were dug by child slave labor.
	Whoa.
	And the left is like, la la da!
	From the river to the sea, Palestine will be Jew-free.
	From the river to the sea, Palestine will be Jew-free, like the 57 Arab countries that are now Jude and Rhine.
	You Nazi motherfuckers.
	You think I don't see it.
	I do see it.
	We all see it.
	Nazis are people who can not see.
	Nazis not see.
	Well said.
	Alright.

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