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#016 Eddie Bravo | The Roseanne Barr Podcast

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	Hey, hi everybody and welcome to the Roseanne Barr podcast.
	I'm very excited today to be able to discuss a host of things under the vast dome of conspiracy theories and the like.
	To go deep, deep, deep down the rabbit hole of rabbit holes with a great guest that I look forward to speaking with, Eddie Bravo!
	Oh shit, I can't believe I'm here with Roseanne Barr.
	Ha ha ha ha ha!
	Oh you see, my patience is growing.
	Man, I mean, real time, I watched Roseanne, like, while I was, you know, in the 80s and the 90s.
	When did it go off air?
	It went on the 88 and went off 98.
	That was 18, 19, 20, 21.
	Were you?
	Yeah.
	I'm old.
	Look at all this.
	No, I'm old.
	I didn't bleach this beard.
	How old are you?
	53.
	That's young.
	Yeah, I got a daughter.
	My oldest kid's your age.
	Yeah, when people tell me that, oh my god, I'm turning 40, I'm like, oh, you're such a baby.
	That's what I say when they say they're 53.
	Here I am 70, for fuck's sake.
	I don't know how that happened so fast.
	And you look great.
	Thank you.
	Thank you.
	You're just as energetic and vibrant as ever.
	Aren't you sweet?
	Well, that's two hours a day.
	That I'm like that.
	The rest is just lying there.
	You're talking mad shit.
	I know, it's so exciting.
	You're going out guns a blazing.
	Oh yeah, you gotta run at them with your mouth open.
	Oh yeah.
	Right?
	You're so not woke.
	It's so refreshing.
	Well, I was woke for many years.
	I was way woke.
	What was your red pill moment?
	What woke me up from being woke?
	Yeah.
	Is that what you're asking?
	Yeah.
	Red pill.
	That's the red pill moment.
	And not red pill like conservative, Republican.
	Red pill like Matrix.
	Like, if you take the red pill, you see what's really going on.
	You take the blue pill, you know, you're just a retarded zombie.
	I think it was actually watching the movie The Matrix.
	Really?
	Yeah.
	I mean, I don't know when that was, but that clinched it.
	That was 98.
	It was?
	The first one, 98.
	Well, it clinched it for me because I knew what they were talking about.
	Damn, the Matrix.
	Yeah, I knew exactly what they were talking about because I'd already worked in Hollywood for 10 years, so I saw it.
	You were in the middle of everything!
	I know!
	So there's some people that think that everybody that's high-level Hollywood, they're all demons.
	But that's not true.
	Some people made it out.
	No, I just said that.
	Some people made it out.
	Yeah.
	Like Mel Gibson.
	He talks about Super vaguely and cautiously, there's an interview with Mel Gibson saying, listen, I came in from Australia, I saw what was up, I kind of dodged it, I was like, whoa, this is real?
	Oh my God, I was kind of staying away from it.
	I know, I've spoken to him a lot on that subject, and he gets it.
	What did you see?
	You see any crazy shit?
	Did I ever not see any crazy shit?
	Did they invite you to the parties?
	No, nobody ever wanted to fuck me, so I never got invited to any parties.
	It's true.
	And plus my friends go, well, they probably was afraid that somebody told me the reason.
	I go, how come nobody ever invites me?
	And this girl who was, uh, Like on my crew, she was getting invited to all the shit, but not me.
	And I go, how come I never get invited?
	She goes, well, to be honest with you, they're afraid you'll tell.
	Really?
	And then somebody else said they was afraid that you'd start praying for them.
	I think that's pretty true.
	But I didn't see those things.
	And I was going to say, because I just tweet, text, or whatever it's called now.
	Tweeted this out yesterday because I was thinking people think everybody is Horrible there, but the truth is it's the middle and the bottom where the hell is and at the very top is Where you're with real stars that actually have souls and care about humanity.
	It's a bunch of wonderful people who support wonderful things.
	And they've already proven themselves and through their work and their art and their lives, that they are committed to humanity and it's going on to life.
	Who's legit in Hollywood?
	Well, besides Mel Gibson.
	Based on your experience, who's legit?
	Well, unfortunately, a lot of them have died because they were older.
	You know, my friends were older, but they were great writers, like Gore Vidal.
	Gore Vidal knew about the Matrix for real.
	I mean, he was in the Kennedy family, right?
	Great writer.
	You know, all the names escaped me, but Sue Mangers, Phyllis Diller, Rodney Dangerfield, Richard Pryor, Paul Mooney, my people that I hung out with as a comic, and then other people that I met during the course of actually being with those people.
	There were some lovely people, but I think what it is, it's like when people are trying to get up there, They do.
	It's ugly.
	It's real ugly because that's where all the vampire users are in that level.
	See, they can't get around real stars.
	Yes.
	You see what I'm saying?
	Yes, because when you look at that Epstein client list, there's not that many rock stars there.
	There's a couple, but not that many because what enticed people to that island was like, hey, there's going to be a lot of chicks.
	I'm sure they didn't.
	I'm sure the invite didn't say there's going to be a lot of kids.
	I'm sure they're just trying to get people to the island.
	Hey, we're going to go party at a billionaire's island.
	Let's go.
	And a rock star would be like, what?
	Dude, I got a fucking party at my mansion.
	Yeah, on my island.
	On Mustique.
	Exactly.
	So they didn't get a lot of rock stars because rock stars were already getting mad pussy.
	So they couldn't entice him.
	So I see what you're saying.
	So that says like, but I think it was just business.
	A lot of it, I think, because they're like, when you look at how like Goldman Sachs and
	all that, all the way up to the tippy top of the, you know, bank, central bank of central
	Yeah.
	They was all laundering money through that.
	So it's like, oh, we've got a great business deal and you will meet fantastic businessmen.
	I think it was set up for as a business meeting.
	Yeah.
	You know, that's how it is in Hollywood.
	And then when you get there.
	And you throw pussy in there too.
	Well, that's after you're drunk.
	Yeah.
	And then you get there and there's a bunch of kids like, people brought their kids like, no, those are the bitches.
	Oh, shit!
	That's after they get drunk, they bring on the whores.
	That's how I figure it.
	Then after they've had all the whores and everybody passes out and goes home that was there for the whores, the other ones, they sip their alcohol and then when them guys are gone, see, then they bring out the bigger drugs and then the kids.
	It's like levels.
	Yeah, crazy shit.
	I'm sure That there's a lot of people that got invited to the island?
	And they're on the list.
	If you win once, if you're just on the list once, hey, I don't know, maybe you got tricked into it.
	If I went to Hollywood in my 20s trying to be a rock star, thank God my music sucked, because otherwise I would have probably had an invite.
	You'd probably be dead.
	Yeah.
	Thank God no one likes my music.
	Oh my God.
	Thank God.
	There's three people.
	I got three people worldwide.
	They love my shit.
	They support me.
	Shout out to all you three people out there.
	But I look back and I'm like, if you got invited twice and you went twice, you're guilty.
	If you went once, I don't know, you could be tricked into going once.
	Did you see how many levels was in that temple?
	It was like up to nine and ten.
	So I think it was like, you know how people go to the, you'll have a party at your house and as it goes on later, this way I don't have no more parties.
	But you'll find people in your basement humping and shit like that.
	Yeah, crazy shit.
	But when you're upstairs entertaining, you don't know people are doing that.
	So I think they had levels where they would go and wait.
	Did you see those pictures that they showed of what it was like inside when they had all the naked people at that table?
	The Epstein Temple.
	Did you see the pictures from inside on the Q-drops?
	Like from, like, a drone or something?
	No, from, like, people's cell phones that they access.
	I didn't see those.
	People put their fucking cell phones in there.
	I didn't see them.
	That's how bright they are.
	You know, I... You didn't see none of that?
	I didn't see... And you call yourself a conspiracy theorist?
	I've seen, I've seen, like, drone footage of, like, the temple and inside it looks like... No, I'm talking about inside.
	I haven't seen that.
	Where they're on their cell phones and the one, you know, is... Whoa.
	Shaped like somebody in our government.
	When I started hanging out with Joe, it was right after news radio.
	He wasn't, like, that recognizable on the streets.
	Like, when I hung out with him, it was before Fear Factor, after news radio.
	He wouldn't get, like, you know, That wasn't until Fear Factor.
	But when I started hanging out with him, I was like, damn, I'm hanging out with a Hollywood actor.
	He was on NBC.
	And I'm like, I want to go to fucking these Hollywood parties.
	And Joe was like, you don't want to go?
	How come we're not going to any parties?
	Like, let's go.
	He goes, dude, Hollywood people are fucking disgusting.
	Even in the 90s.
	Joe said, I don't want to have anything to do with Hollywood actors anymore.
	They're fucking disgusting.
	Well, one thing they do tell you is the times I did try to go just because I'd buy a dress and wanted to, you know, get my picture took or whatever a friend asked me.
	I always went to all the Oscar parties because my friend, she asked me to, so I'd go for her because she always threw one every year.
	So, the first thing is when you get, well, they tell you everybody's going to be there at these, not the Oscar parties because that's a mind blower.
	But the regular parties, they go, oh, so-and-so.
	And they always say the same people.
	Tom Hanks is common.
	It's always Tom Hanks and two other people I can't.
	They'll be there, so of course you're like, wow, I'll be meeting on Tom Hanks, you know?
	So you get there and it's Tom Hanks personal assistant.
	That's a lot of it.
	It's all secretaries and clerks and you.
	Yeah.
	And they're all asking to call their mom, they're drunk.
	Would you mind call my mom today?
	Happy birthday.
	I'm like, Jesus Christ, I gotta get the fuck out of here.
	But the real Oscar parties, They were stunning.
	I took my mother to one of them and she was astounded because she didn't even know any of them people were real people because she'd only seen them on the screen, you know.
	And it was so hilarious on the way out.
	And she met everybody that was up for an Oscar at that time.
	It was a million years ago.
	But one of them was... Christ, I can't remember anybody's name.
	Fuck, what's her name?
	For what?
	The beautiful girl.
	Anyway, I can't remember his name.
	I'm so old.
	What movie was she in?
	She was in a lot of them and she played a superhero.
	Scarlett Johansson?
	Yeah.
	Damn!
	She's pretty.
	Oh, she's gorgeous and so sweet.
	And anyway, so I introduced my mom to everybody and we leave later.
	I go, Mom, who was your favorite?
	She goes, there were two people there who very much impressed me.
	That's how my mother talks.
	Two people there who very much impressed me as being mansions.
	Michael Moore and Paris Hilton.
	Those were her two favorite celebs.
	Wow.
	Okay.
	I don't know either of them.
	Interesting.
	But those parties are cool because at least they have food.
	I went to a lot of parties in these big billionaire mansions.
	Of course, I always leave by nine because I've got no business being around people that are drunk in any way because I don't like germs and I don't like people to touch me.
	That's why I never shake hands and I've got a million Howard Hughes crazy things.
	So I don't touch and I don't like people breathing around me and shit like that.
	So, uh, well, I did go to all these, uh, billionaire mansions and, uh, for parties, like $150 million mansion.
	They would have no food.
	$150 million?
	Yeah.
	And there's no fucking food.
	What would that mean?
	That would be like a castle on like a cliff in Malibu.
	Well, this is LA, like a 600 square foot shack.
	No, it was, uh, well, I hate to say his name, but, uh, you know, all the, All the, uh, like the Clintons were there and such, you know?
	Like big Hollywood executives?
	Well, the billionaire investor class.
	Okay.
	But they never serve any fucking food.
	Interesting.
	And I don't understand that.
	I guess they don't eat.
	That was after you left when they brought out the baby buffet.
	I probably missed it.
	The baby buffet?
	What?
	Yeah.
	You know how, don't you?
	I don't know if they were baby eaters, but a lot of them are.
	Baby blood drinkers.
	I have no evidence of that at all.
	I don't either, but it seems like it's... What's the difference between believing that people might drink baby blood and then believing the earth is flat?
	You were telling me about that.
	I've heard it before.
	But you're interesting on it.
	Well, when it comes to, you know, do the elites Are they involved in adrenochrome?
	That's what they call it.
	Adrenalized baby blood.
	There's no evidence of any of that.
	It's just all speculation.
	But there's a lot of clues and stuff everywhere.
	And I mean, we know this, if you look up this company called Ambrosia, they're out in the open and they're talking about how teen blood, teen blood, uh, transfused into older people with multiple comorbidities and they're, you know, they're on their deathbed when they get transfused with teen blood that they have like miraculous results.
	And this is a place you can go to get teen Are you kidding?
	Ambrosia?
	Ambrosia.
	Put the clip up.
	It's out there.
	So it's real.
	Ambrosia is the company?
	Yes.
	So if teen blood is good for old dying people, Uh, maybe like baby blood is better or something.
	I don't know.
	Maybe they figured it out.
	I don't know.
	But there's a lot.
	Is that it right there?
	I think so.
	Yeah.
	Harvesting the blood of the young.
	Look at that.
	Harvesting the blood of the young.
	Oh my God.
	Wow.
	Monterey, California.
	Of course it's in California.
	And there's like a little, a little, uh, like trailer for it or like a news thing that I don't see the video.
	I'll have to keep looking.
	Guardian, huh?
	Yeah.
	Wow.
	There's a... If you really study like... Study here?
	I'll go back to you guys.
	I'll look while you talk.
	How come I went down the rabbit hole and my red pill moments were in the 90s when I got famous and all the kids here in Hollywood, whenever they'd see me, I was working with, uh, helping kids and, uh, They start telling me what's going on.
	That was my red pill.
	What?
	Hollywood kids would tell you what was going on?
	Kids who came to Hollywood from abusive families or were trafficked here that we helped get off the streets and away from their pimps with Dr. Lois Lee of Children of the Night.
	Yeah, they'd tell us what they had lived through and at first you're like, this person's crazy.
	And then after you hear it 15,000 times the very same way, you're like, Oh, wait, these weren't kids that were in Hollywood.
	There were kids that were just in the traffic, Hollywood Boulevard, like teen Hollywood Boulevard.
	And what was the main theme?
	What would that, what was the main thing they said?
	Um, they pretty much described the matrix.
	Do you know what I mean?
	This is how it works.
	And it's all like, you know, business.
	Trafficking.
	You know, guns, drugs, human, cargo.
	That's what makes the whole world go around.
	Crime.
	That's the real economy.
	You know, they got everything so it looks good in the window, but that's what they're doing.
	Look at Ukraine.
	uh-oh i shouldn't have said that no we're on rumble now you can say oh okay look at what you can't say ukraine no they told us you can't be critical of the ukrainian war on youtube that's what they told us that basically like like youtube uh has like labels on when you post a certain video and like if you talk about The jab, they're gonna put a label on it and they're gonna send you to like, hey, the jab is good and safe and effective.
	If your video has anything on 9-11, they're gonna put a label on it and say, listen, 9-11 was done by some hijackers, it's not an inside job, right?
	So basically, whatever videos have a label on it, Targeted.
	There's truth in that video.
	That's right.
	Right?
	Some truth, yeah.
	And then we talk about Flat Earth.
	Yeah.
	They got a Flat Earth label.
	Think about that.
	They got a Flat Earth label.
	Oh, they're trying to censor all that?
	Of course.
	Oh, I didn't realize that.
	Oh, yeah.
	Oh, my God.
	But they don't want us to know about any Flat Earth theories.
	They don't want us to know that we're in a lake.
	Yeah, you were saying that.
	They don't want us to know that.
	So what did you say about Polaris?
	You said Polaris, and I loved all that.
	Based on what I've seen, and I'm an idiot, so I don't know anything, but based on what I've seen, it looks like we're in a lake, and our shore is an ice wall, and the middle of the lake... Ice wall?
	You mean large, surrounded by ice?
	Yeah, you watch video of it.
	I mean, there's mass video of it.
	200-foot ice wall.
	It's just like Game of Thrones.
	200 feet?
	200 feet, all the way around.
	We're surrounded by an ice wall.
	That's our container.
	The water's level.
	Because if we were on a ball, and it's 25,000 miles in circumference, right?
	Approximately.
	There's a ball.
	There's an equation that calculates the curvature.
	And when it comes to a ball, that's 25,000 miles in circumference, supposedly, that's what they
	tell us. That's what NASA tells us. Then the the curvature, the curvature formula is eight inches
	per mile squared. So that means every eight or every mile, there's eight inches of curvature
	because it's a ball. There's got It can't be level.
	So at a ball, it doesn't matter how big the ball is.
	As soon as you take one foot, you should be going lower.
	Even though you can't tell if the ball was like a million miles in circumference, you wouldn't be able to tell that you're going lower because it's such a big ball.
	But a ball is a ball.
	Wherever you're at, you move one inch one way, technically you're going lower.
	It can't be flat.
	It's a ball.
	A ball is in perpetual curvature, right?
	So when you take that curvature formula And you, you know, apply it to, you know, it's hard to, it's hard to measure curve, like, you know, on land, because there's valleys and mountains.
	Christopher Columbus was talking about when he saw the ship, just the ship come up from the horizon, that he figured out, like, on an orange.
	That is the easiest, that is the easiest question to answer, and it's so easy.
	Oh, I'm glad I asked it then.
	That one's the easiest one.
	Okay, what?
	But before I get to that, if you're, we're on a ball at 25, Thousand miles in circumference.
	It's hard to measure curve on land because there's hills, there's valleys, there's mountains.
	But in the ocean, the ocean should be perfectly curved.
	Perfectly.
	It's water.
	There's not going to be valleys in the water.
	Right.
	Right?
	No, what I'm talking about, if we're in a ball, like the Pacific Ocean, imagine how big that is.
	That has to be, there's no valleys in that.
	So you can measure curvature on water.
	So on water, at a hundred miles, based on the curvature formula, based on 25,000 miles in circumference, at a hundred miles, there should be approximately 6,000 feet of curvature.
	So if you're on the ocean at a hundred miles, you wouldn't be able to see anything at a hundred miles because there's the curve.
	It's a ball.
	You're saying it's a ball.
	So we're right here.
	There's a hundred miles right here.
	A hundred miles.
	You're right here.
	There's a hundred miles.
	You are on a ball, right?
	So there should be 6,000 feet.
	Of curvature.
	Can I ask you a question?
	Yeah.
	Did you see the documentary at the end where they tried to prove the curvature?
	I'm not trying to prove it.
	That is a hit piece.
	That's proof that it's round.
	That's a hit piece.
	Or that it's flat.
	I'm sorry.
	That's on Netflix.
	Did you see this documentary?
	No.
	On Netflix.
	All right.
	Well, just so she knows.
	So they were trying to prove that they were at this flat.
	So they did this laser flashlight thing that shows the curvature and it was disproven at the end of the documentary.
	So he's saying that's a hit piece.
	No, no.
	That's proof that it's flat because that's a hit piece.
	That's Netflix.
	That was a hit piece.
	Anybody that's involved in research of true earth, like what are we really on, based on all this NASA data, everybody knows that was a hit piece.
	That's a hit piece.
	This is a regular hit piece.
	They're going out of their way!
	They're putting labels.
	If you punch in a certain flatter video on YouTube, you spell it out.
	They're not going to send you to that.
	They're going to send you to the first 30 videos that they produced.
	That's true.
	They produced to debunk it.
	Yeah, that's true.
	Why are they scared to hell?
	Well, they do control every aspect of information that gets to the people, don't they?
	Yeah, I mean they do.
	But they control, they focus on the ones that are important.
	And they focus on Flat Earth, man.
	They even started a Flat Earth Society.
	That's fake.
	Anytime you press, you go to Google, and you go Flat Earth.
	Okay, but why?
	But why?
	Why do they not want us to know what's the big threat?
	That we would know it's flat.
	What does that threaten?
	Because that's the truth.
	They don't want us to know the truth.
	They want us on a ball.
	Don't go anywhere.
	You're just going to go in a circle.
	You're not going to stay where you're at.
	Don't go anywhere.
	Where would we go?
	We would explore.
	We would find that there's a lot of hidden lands.
	Under the ice?
	No, on the other side of the ice.
	If we're like a lake, there's a bunch of lakes.
	Oh, I get it.
	I totally get you.
	They're hiding land.
	They're not telling us about everything.
	They got us in the center.
	They got us locked in the center in this lake.
	We're not a ball spinning through space.
	Do you think you're spinning a million miles an hour?
	No, because my hair ain't even moving.
	Exactly.
	They're telling us we're spinning.
	Four different ways at speeds you can't see.
	They're telling us that the earth is spinning on its own axis at a thousand miles an hour.
	Yeah.
	And then the earth is spinning around the sun at 60,000 miles an hour.
	And then the sun is spinning around the center of the Milky Way at 666,000 miles an hour.
	Everything is 666.
	Oh yeah, I knew that.
	Everything is 666 in space.
	Oh, I knew that.
	Isn't that a coincidence?
	No.
	I mean, we all know, don't we all know?
	Wait, I'm joking.
	So they're telling us that we're spinning 1,000 miles an hour one way, 60,000 miles an hour another way, and then 600,000 miles an hour another way, and then a million, then the whole Milky Way galaxy is spinning a million miles an hour through the galaxy, yet we're motionless.
	Yeah, we're motionless.
	I have a question.
	Did they do the test on the water?
	You said that proves it.
	Did they do that test?
	Can I tell a joke?
	Excuse me, Dan.
	Yeah, when you're done, let us know, because I have a question.
	Now I forgot it.
	No, it was, and they can't come up with a cigarette that cures cancer.
	Good point.
	I love that.
	Can you imagine?
	Goddamn them.
	That's a great idea.
	Ain't it?
	Would you invest this in my new company?
	I would.
	I would.
	You know what?
	Because there's so many zombies out there, they would buy it.
	But it would work.
	It'd be like, and there should be one we can smoke.
	Well, this does reverse.
	That's kind of, you have it in your hand already.
	You already invented it.
	You're right, I did.
	Hey, did you see me?
	I bet you didn't, because nobody knows half the shit I've done.
	Have you ever gone down the Roseanne rabbit hole, my friend?
	That's why I'm here.
	I'm here to find out what happened.
	Your first show, the first set, we went nine, ten years.
	Goodman didn't want to come back.
	Nine years.
	I only wanted ten.
	Bob Iger fucked with my 10th year like he fucked with me every goddamn day.
	I don't know why.
	He just hated me or something.
	What season of Roseanne were you at your height with popularity and money and power?
	Which season?
	10.
	28 million viewers.
	What was that power like?
	Number one.
	Came back number one after 20 years.
	Well, wait a minute.
	I'm gonna tell you.
	Tell me about like... This is why I got to get one of the... I've got to get Kanye to write it.
	Or one of the greatest rappers.
	Your life story.
	No, but it is a fucking rap.
	I tried to make it rhyme because it's like all the shit they talk about, I will lay down the law as I see it in their raps and shit.
	They can't hold a candle to what I've done.
	It's true.
	They can kiss my fucking ass.
	As Richard Pryor said to a bunch of gay people who were booing him because he said, do you know that there are no black performers here?
	And so they started booing him, Richard Pryor.
	And here's what he said.
	I'm the only one in this room who ever would admit to sucking a guy's dick.
	Fuck you!
	Kiss my happy Rich black ass and walked off.
	Richard Pryor, that was a friend of mine.
	So look at all my, I got bad mentors.
	So did you know, what year did you meet Richard Pryor and how did you meet him?
	Well, I met him in my mind when I was, you know, he was my matrix savior.
	He was that guy.
	Oh, so you were listening to his records when you were growing up?
	Is that what you mean?
	I've seen him on Ed Sullivan.
	See, that's before your time, yeah?
	Ed Sullivan's a little bit before my time.
	That's 70s stuff?
	Oh no.
	Or 60s?
	60s.
	That was 60s?
	Yeah.
	I am so old, it's ridiculous.
	Your story needs to be a goddamn miniseries and shit.
	But I need a rap for it.
	Okay, here's how it starts.
	So how did you meet?
	You want anything?
	No, I'm good.
	I'm good.
	I'm more than good.
	Oh yeah, I'm good.
	How did you meet Richard Pryor?
	Oh, I was going to tell you.
	Nobody knows down the Roseanne rabbit hole that I portrayed Connie Cancer in a little video on the internet that talks about how marijuana does cure cancer.
	And the guy that was Marijuana Superman or whatever was that great English actor that played in the original Clockwork Orange.
	So we got to be foes and fight in this video.
	And I was like, I will destroy you!
	Because that's Connie Cancer.
	But the story was about that, you know, THC, you know, the herb.
	Yeah.
	God, I hope that's real.
	I smoke so much weed, I'm like, you know what, I'll be fine.
	Because every now and then you're like, damn, you know, I have friends that are coming down with cancer.
	It is true.
	I'm like, damn, I'm getting that age.
	But I'm like, I smoke a lot of weed and it probably kills all that shit.
	Oh, it does.
	I'm hoping.
	I mean, it is smoke in your lungs.
	It's probably not the best.
	Well, that's not the best thing.
	You can get CPOD from that one.
	But you know what?
	They've got to come up with a way to fucking inject it right into our eyeball like the vax.
	But I think that the smoking and like the dirt it leaves behind or whatever, I think it's just as harmful as like dirty feet.
	Like, yeah, you got dirty feet, but it's not really going to do anything.
	The health benefits way outweigh all you got dirty feet.
	You know what Rodney Dangerfield said to me?
	He goes, You can't fucking live on this planet when you're old without drugs.
	And he was so right.
	And alcohol.
	There's no fucking way to make it through without them two things.
	It's true.
	He left me his pot as my inheritance in his will.
	I got his pipe and his pot and his stash for my inheritance.
	Isn't that cool?
	So how did you get into doing stand-up comedy?
	Um, by having multiple personality disorder.
	For real?
	Yeah.
	What?
	Yeah.
	Like, like, like, we're talking about you were two different people and you didn't know?
	Oh, two is a, two is a novel concept.
	Wait a minute, so you had, so how many, okay, how many personalities did you have?
	18.
	I have no idea.
	You had 18.
	I had about 20 of them.
	And they had different names?
	Yes.
	Inside they did, but I didn't tell nobody what their names were.
	Because I didn't even know half the time who was there.
	Half the time I'd wake up and find myself someplace I had no fucking idea what I was doing there for.
	And I think that always scared people.
	Because they thought one thing of me and I was not just that.
	There was a lot of me.
	You know, there's a whole lot of me.
	Okay.
	So, okay.
	So you got all these multiple personalities.
	How do you transition into, you get into comedy or were you doing acting as a kid?
	Yeah, I was acting funny because my dad also wanted to be a standup comic.
	He's made me one.
	And, uh, he was, he'd hit you upside the head if he, for no reason whatsoever.
	Just walk up and slap you in the head.
	For no fucking reason.
	You didn't see it coming, but it was to keep you on guard, I guess, as I look back.
	That's some Karate Kid type shit.
	It is Karate Kid type shit!
	Yeah, kinda.
	That's crazy.
	You know what he'd hit me for?
	What?
	Farting?
	No.
	Were you allowed to fart around him?
	You, no.
	Were you allowed to fart around him?
	It goes back to before then that.
	No?
	Oh, we were rewarded for farting around daddy.
	Oh, we had shows for farting.
	And our whole family was, we just like to make each other laugh.
	Yes.
	And see my dad, he didn't have no limits to how funny he was gonna get.
	And there was always kind of a hook in it at the end.
	Maybe he created all those personalities for you, you know what I mean?
	Duh.
	Totally, right?
	Okay.
	Duh!
	And my mom was the other one.
	Here's my mom the whole time.
	It's all like, These chest moves, you know, that's why I said it's like boxing, you know, you got to prepare on the mental level for the fight.
	But, you know, you train by, ooh, I got hit that way, this way, I'm moving this way.
	And you try to get away from the fucker because he'd chase you down if dad was mad.
	Ooh, I remember this one time, my dad was so mad at me.
	Ooh!
	Well, he chased me down the street, you know.
	Oh, I had to run over to my girlfriend's house because I just fucking, I had it.
	And what city was this in?
	What state?
	Salt Lake City, Utah.
	Were you Mormon?
	We're Jews.
	Okay, so there was Jews there.
	I thought it was all Mormon, though.
	Yeah, it mostly is Mormon.
	Our neighborhoods were.
	It was 100% Mormon.
	And we had one Catholic across the street and everybody goes, everyone in there, they didn't know.
	My mom told us that we were never to tell anyone we were Jews.
	Like they couldn't tell since we were short, fat and dark and craved like, like carbohydrates.
	So the real last name is Barstein?
	No, Bar is what they changed it to.
	From Ellis Island when they came here to America, when it was America, they came here for refuge from communism.
	Borisovsky.
	That's one of my last names.
	I got four last names.
	No, we don't.
	Barasovsky.
	No.
	So Bar, okay.
	Yeah.
	Because a lot of guys, there's people named like Michael Gold, but he's really, it's really Goldberg or something or Goldstein, right?
	So Jews did that.
	They like took off the Jew part, right?
	Well, they did it Ellis Island because they're like, you know, they didn't know how to, I don't know.
	A lot of people, you should read, there's a lot of accounts of what happened to people and why they changed their names.
	Yeah.
	And it's all over the Library of Congress about Ellis Island and how people were made, you know, or encultured or brainwashed or whatever you want to call it, to I don't know.
	It's like how far in the Matrix do you want to go?
	Yeah.
	Okay, do you really want to go there?
	No, I don't.
	Why?
	Why?
	What are you talking about?
	You should go there.
	What?
	I'm talking about, have you seen that Mormon, which are my Mormons, right?
	Which way?
	Both.
	I was a Jew in a Mormon community.
	Yeah, and that's fascinating.
	Oh yeah, I learned a lot.
	I learned that Mormons, their food ain't that great, but the ones who had the best food Or the Baptist church up the street.
	Oh, so churches made food and you'd find the best food.
	So churches were responsible for making food?
	Well, I'm a food slut.
	My whole life is the pursuit of food.
	So you're saying the Mormons had shitty food?
	Huh?
	Yeah, for sure.
	Yeah, it's like Jell-O.
	What would that be?
	No, it's got some good Mormon food going on.
	What's good Mormon food?
	Oh, it's comforting and a lot of carbs.
	We just love it.
	Cheesy bread, soft, yum yum.
	Like grandma makes when you go over to her house on Sundays.
	And Mormons still, they can have multiple wives.
	Oh no, not the proper Mormons.
	But those are the outlying Mormons, and they've got their own towns.
	Okay, okay.
	So that's not all Mormons.
	No, those are the Reorganized Church of the Mormon Church, or the FLDS.
	They've got a lot of names.
	There's a lot of factioning within the Mormon Church.
	How amazing is that Mormon Church down by San Diego?
	I don't know if I've seen that. Oh my god. What's that? It's like a castle. It's like Harry Potter. It's amazing.
	Seriously. And it's right off the freeway. You don't ever drive to San Diego?
	Yeah. I actually keep my eyes on the road. Yeah, but you can't miss it. It's like right
	next to the freeway. It's this like the most amazing architecture.
	I gotta look at that.
	It's amazing.
	There's the one in Santa Monica and Bundy.
	It's like Tartaria.
	You ever look into Tartaria?
	Yeah, I know all about it.
	You know all about it?
	It's in my DNA.
	Oh my God.
	I researched Jewish history because that's who I am, you know.
	I'm a Jew.
	Did I tell you that?
	What?
	What?
	Yeah, I'm a Jew.
	I thought you were Mexican.
	Well, I'm that too.
	Okay, okay.
	One of our personalities.
	What is the Tartarian?
	One of me is everything.
	You guys got to talk on one.
	What's Tartarian?
	I want to hear about this.
	Okay, but we never finished.
	We did our DNA.
	We never finished how you met Richard Pryor.
	Yeah, we have eight things that we haven't finished.
	Well, I met him in my mind as a young child.
	But you actually met him.
	I seen him on the Ed Sullivan show and he went into me.
	His essence was, I was just on the same thing as him.
	I was seven and I go, good.
	I go, well.
	I, at that time, had already grown a large perception of how the world really works, because I'd seen it.
	I saw the shit that children see often in a damaged family, and everyone should think about that.
	That's the original trauma that allows brainwashing to come in.
	He's asking when you actually met Richard Pryor in person, though.
	I met him when I was pregnant with your... No, the first time I met him.
	Were you already doing stand-up?
	Were you doing stand-up and then you met him?
	Or you met him and then you did stand-up?
	Oh, I was already doing stand-up and everybody was talking about me.
	Oh!
	And he came down there to see me.
	Okay.
	Good God.
	Okay, so you were already blowing up.
	You were just this young, new comic just killing it.
	And she's a chick, and she's killing it.
	You were probably like, was there anybody?
	Were you dirty back then?
	Oh, fuck yeah.
	So you were like Richard Pryor back.
	There was no other girl like that, right?
	Oh, there was a lot of girls like that.
	There were?
	There were?
	There was a lot, yeah.
	There were a lot.
	They just weren't funny.
	They were not there, huh?
	Were there funny ones too?
	Well, none of them, I'll have to say, was as damaged as me.
	And for this one time, it worked for my favor.
	I said, Goddamn, I finally got me a job they can't fire me from, and then I got fired from the Roseanne show!
	I was like, oh my God, is this karmic or what?
	So how did you, like, so you, so once, when you met Richard Pryor, you were already blowing up, and what was the first explosion?
	He came down the, what was it?
	Well, I already knew Mooney, too.
	So at the Comedy Store, you're just killing it.
	No, I met him through Mooney.
	First it was Mooney.
	And you're just killing it.
	You're killing it at the Comedy Store, right?
	Yeah, and then Mooney starts giving me some suggestions for shit I could do, and I almost shit myself right there.
	I think I did shit myself just a little.
	I really do, because I couldn't talk, and I know that I had to run to the bathroom, so I probably did shit myself.
	Or peed myself.
	I had loose control of my bowels my whole life.
	And that's been terrible.
	So this is when you met Richard Pryor?
	You shit yourself when you met Richard Pryor?
	I knew you shit yourself on Jesse Waters, but I didn't know Richard Pryor.
	Is that what you, did you shit yourself when you met Pryor?
	A little bit.
	I didn't just go.
	It was just a little.
	Cause you were excited.
	I was aghast.
	I mean, it was like seeing royalty, you know, for a comic.
	He's one of the goats.
	The one, the great, I mean.
	Maybe the goat.
	Lowry worshiped like You know, I already saw Paul Mooney as being like that, because they were writers together, you know.
	And then the networks came after you.
	Because back then, the strategy was, get good at comedy to get a sitcom.
	Because that's all there was back then, right?
	Sitcoms were like the main money makers.
	She predates that.
	The model is based off her, honestly.
	I mean Cosby.
	Yeah Cosby's where it's based off of.
	But then you think about Carol Burnett and you know Lucy so there was others before you know I apologize for and Phyllis Diller too.
	She had great TV numbers.
	Was she ever a filthy Phyllis Diller?
	No she was always she said I said how can you have done that to Half a career, all based on clean.
	And she goes, because I knew the only place I could ever do my act was at laundromats, and places where women were who had children with them.
	So it had to be clean, otherwise I had no business to be on any stage anywhere.
	Wow.
	And I just loved her.
	She was up there.
	She was on the Elvis realm, you know.
	The Elvis realm is killer shit.
	For me, my favorite comedians were the Dirty Swans.
	That's where you get to meet the real legends.
	Then you're invited to the legendary parties.
	Oh my god, I can't believe I got to live through this.
	I met Salman Rushdie.
	That my jaw was on the floor.
	I don't know who that is.
	I know.
	It doesn't matter.
	Explain who he is.
	He's a great writer.
	He wrote a book.
	He was a Muslim that wrote a book about Islam, right?
	And they tried to kill him.
	I remember it kind of.
	I was a kid.
	Yeah, his writing.
	I don't know about the politics.
	He had to come to America.
	He had to come here because they were going to kill him.
	Well, some people consider it an insult.
	But, you know, you have to really look at, like, nowadays, it's just like these people that walk around with their penises exposed all over the town, whenever they want, and doing whatever they want, are telling us we're offensive.
	That's some shit.
	Yeah.
	That's a grade-A bullshit, Vin.
	You know what I mean?
	Like, that common sense is, like, means you're crazy.
	Yeah, most of my favorite comedians all were super dirty.
	You know, Eddie Murphy, he was doing...
	Yeah, oh my God, I love Eddie Murphy.
	But like Martin Lawrence, you so crazy.
	That's one of the greatest...
	He's a great comic.
	Martin Lawrence, are you fucking kidding me?
	You know, of course, Richard Pryor, Sam Kinison.
	I was in Andrew Dice Clay, you know, real time.
	I was like 20 years old or whatever.
	And seeing him at his height, you know.
	He was at his height, you know.
	He still holds the record.
	Hell yeah.
	I love Andrew Dice.
	Oh, he's so great.
	I wrote him a bit and he said he was going to use it.
	I got to go see him to see if he did.
	His movie, Ford Fairlane, one of my favorite movies of all time.
	Oh yeah, great movie.
	A guy movie.
	A real guy movie.
	For some reason after that movie, I love that movie!
	Yeah, he's a great actor too.
	Yes!
	What about in that Woody Allen movie he did?
	I think he got nominated for an Oscar or something.
	I didn't see that one.
	He might have even won it.
	I never watched the Oscars.
	He's a great actor.
	He's been like, he's had parts in different, even at his own TV show.
	He's a great actor!
	I mean, nobody's better than him at being him.
	You know what I mean?
	He's got that one down!
	And he's got that character down.
	He's like so many guys.
	He's like perfected the guy thing.
	And I said, oh my god, your guy thing has to, what are you going to do?
	You're going to have grandkids.
	The guy thing, how are you going to move it into that area?
	That's going to be so fun to watch.
	Yeah, oh man.
	And he was the only comedian out there that could say the same shit over and over again and people say it back.
	They heard it so much, like all those nursery rhymes.
	Now he's doing about his dysfunctional relationship with Suri.
	I haven't heard his latest song.
	He's like in a dysfunctional, codependent relationship with Siri.
	Okay, with the phone.
	No, it was Alexa.
	Alexa!
	It was hilarious.
	She was telling him what to do and he yelled at her.
	Sam Kinison was also huge.
	My favorite.
	Huge.
	Stand-up comedy was always like I always watched boxing, stand-up comedy, and sketch comedy.
	That was my favorite show.
	But there's nobody, in this century or the one before it, nobody put it together better than Bill Hicks.
	Nice.
	He's number one.
	Numero uno of the almost post-pioneer thing.
	He was the one that took, did you stand, was he the first, I don't know.
	I didn't go back to Bill Hicks.
	He was like 14 or something.
	Bill Hicks was a little before me, I admit that, but I look back at some of his stuff and he was very, I don't want to say political, but he was awake more than most comedians, right?
	Maybe he wasn't the, you didn't get the.
	Here was his joke on Bush.
	He goes, well, of course, We didn't need to go to war, ladies and gentlemen, because Bush already knew that there was no WMDs.
	He knew right where they were, because he has the receipts.
	Yeah. He knew right where they were because he has the receipts.
	Yeah. He was brilliant.
	He was at, like, then. Yeah, this was in the 80s.
	Bush Senior, not W. Yeah, that's hardcore, for sure.
	I mean, people had freedom of speech.
	It was way different then.
	But I can understand how people of your subset of the change of the generations, as they perfect the perfect docile worker for communism, I can see how they have decreased the ability of the person to think.
	As a person.
	Yes, that's counterproductive to the New World Order, that's for sure.
	But, you know... Because we can only hold out so often, don't... I mean, so far.
	There's just a point... I got a t-shirt that says, it's over.
	And I'm just wearing it everywhere now, because it is over.
	What's over?
	You think it's all over?
	Oh, yeah.
	We've lost?
	Great reset one?
	You don't think people are awakening?
	It's too little, too late?
	You really think it's over?
	I do think it's over.
	Oh, well that's a nice message for a person.
	What makes you think that?
	Like inside scoop or just a feeling?
	I've been, I was hooked, I was hooked into a vision of what happened in the future,
	in the very short future.
	I was hooked into a vision.
	Okay.
	I don't think it was through my dental implants because I never did get them yet.
	That's why I didn't get them because I know they're going to put a chip in it.
	So that's why I don't have any.
	Now I'm trying to figure out what I can put there so that it doesn't show.
	Wait, hold on.
	What's the vision?
	I want to hear about this.
	You had a vision of the future.
	And what was this vision?
	This is fascinating.
	This is end of the world type stuff.
	Yeah.
	This is getting dark.
	And it's based off a vision, okay?
	It's not based on some intel that you have.
	Right.
	Just to remind you.
	Because if it was based on like intel, I'm like, dude, I'd be... It would be... No, it is based on intel.
	Really?
	You're going to scare the shit out of Eddie.
	You've got to explain it a little bit.
	No, but it's true.
	We're losing.
	We're going to lose.
	Did I say that?
	You said it's over.
	If it's over, we lost.
	We're asking you to explain.
	Oh, what's over?
	I didn't say... Wait a minute, maybe... I didn't say nothing about... Well, explain it.
	Oh, no, wait a minute.
	Maybe it could... You know what?
	It could be... No.
	It could be it's over.
	I mean, it's over for the bad guys.
	Oh, yeah.
	It could mean that, right?
	You've got to explain.
	You're leaving it out there.
	You're freaking us out.
	You've got to figure the shit out yourself.
	No, you can't... And I think you just did.
	You went in that direction.
	So ask me another question now.
	Oh my God, I thought it was over.
	Yeah, of course you did.
	Roseanne has been through it all.
	Oh, I have and back.
	You gotta have some intel.
	Listen, I do have the intel.
	I got scared too.
	It's over.
	Don't write your own interpretation over it, see?
	Okay, thank God I was wrong.
	So now ask me again.
	Start from the beginning.
	Okay.
	Do you, okay, I see, are we in the middle of the- You said, what was your vision?
	Yes.
	And I said, it's over.
	For the bad guys.
	Ask me that question.
	You gotta ask it more direct, I think.
	Is it over for the bad guys?
	Absolutely.
	Yes.
	Oh my God, thank God.
	And how accurate are your predictions in general?
	Are you someone we should listen to?
	1,000.
	1,000% success rate?
	You know the great thing about the truth is once you awaken, And it's so crazy because woke is awake, like in past tense or whatever that is.
	They always take the wrong word.
	It's the same word.
	They're co-opted.
	But you know what I mean?
	But woke is bad, but awake is good.
	Right.
	I'm awake.
	That's good.
	Are you woke?
	That's bad.
	It's the same thing!
	It's co-opted.
	Hold up now.
	A bunch of awakes will rush to the exact same conclusions as the wokes.
	That's what I think the Russell Brand thing was the psyop of the Russell Brand thing.
	So you don't think he did it?
	I thought you thought he did it.
	No, I think that, you know, they all knew that things would come out one day.
	Okay, you've got to explain this.
	Okay.
	Okay.
	Thank you.
	Everybody, including Russell Brand, had to know that things were going to come out one day because they were in the papers.
	Right.
	Duh.
	So he had to Um, rebrand.
	Wait, you're saying Russell Brand became awake in preparation that one day he was going to be caught and canceled and he could rest on the fact that he was doing good work?
	Is that what you're saying?
	Like he could say, I'm trying to fight against Pfizer and shit, back off?
	Well, I mean, it's great that he did that.
	Are you saying he did that strategically?
	I'm just confused what you're saying I'm asking, because this is fascinating, potentially.
	We got the weed, we got the alcohol.
	Let's get into it.
	I want to know what you're thinking.
	I'm only saying what I know because I read it in the fucking papers.
	So you think he did things that were wrong?
	I read about the original accuser.
	Okay.
	So what are you saying that he did knowing it was going to come out?
	I think he Dead silence is great for for
	It's like, I don't know what he chose.
	Could have been one of two things.
	I mean, if he was guilty, he would act one way, and if he's innocent, he'd act another.
	That's how you gotta break people's behavior down, is by what they do.
	I still don't.
	I'm still confused what you're getting at.
	Really?
	Are you confused?
	Yeah.
	You can be honest, Eddie.
	A little bit, but not that much.
	It's all confusing.
	It seems like... Well, they did a documentary about it on the BBC called something like the Russell Brand documentary, which they've recently pulled.
	The BBC has pulled it.
	And every time you go to look for it, well, it's been removed.
	But it's the testimony of the underage girl, 16 years old, when he was 30.
	And I think her testimony should be heard by both the left and the right before they rush in and defend anyone or condemn anyone until it is adjudicated in a proper instrument of a court of law under the Constitution of the United States for the United States of America that he'd have a fair trial and if with untampered evidence which you know we're hearing about every day so how are you supposed to trust anything to be a fair trial I mean everybody's eyes are getting open to that it isn't just the
	People who live on the fringes of the, uh, you know, protected communities that are being bothered by things now.
	What do you think of the Trump indictments?
	Tell, do you think, uh, I mean, it's obvious, it's obvious that, isn't it obvious to you that it's, I mean, they, they gotta get rid of Trump.
	Like it's obvious deep state is trying to get rid of Trump.
	They do anything.
	I mean, people are throwing... They are trying to get rid of you.
	People are throwing around the assassination word, you know.
	They are?
	That's coming up.
	That's coming up.
	Alex Jones has been talking about it.
	Yeah.
	You know what I mean?
	I'm like, people are like... Well, if they don't get him in jail, they'll have to kill him, is what they're saying.
	No, they won't do neither.
	Because they're not going to let him be president.
	Hopefully they don't.
	Hopefully, you know, man, we just want to raise our families and live free.
	Well, you're gonna have to fight.
	You know what I mean?
	Yeah.
	Are you ready to fight?
	I am fighting.
	I mean, like, strap on the big old army...
	Um...
	Um, you know, if it came down to that, you know, if it came down to, you know, I'm pulling out my gun.
	Are you a veteran?
	But I'm not gonna I'm not gonna be one of those guys that that shows up with an AR and, you know, to the Capitol building.
	No, nobody wants that.
	Oh, I do things.
	Those are stooges.
	I do my part in a different way.
	No, I'm not talking about that.
	I'm not talking about any violence in any way.
	If I were ever to be saying anything like that, you'd know I was talking for the devil.
	And you think Trump's legit, or is he a shill?
	Some people think he's an actor, and they're all on the same team and the same club.
	I don't know, that could be true.
	I don't know what to believe.
	I have no idea what to believe.
	I lean one way, I lean the other, but at the same time, like, damn, this could all be some kind of Booby trap, you know, it's a murder mystery like it's what's really going on Is devolution going on is it caught continuity of government?
	I don't know shit.
	That sounds that might be happening.
	There's some Military dot-gov and read the laws and orders What are those That's what we're under right now, military laws and orders.
	Is that continuity of government?
	Yes, yes, yes.
	I mean, there's a theory of that.
	No, that's the law.
	The laws and orders of the military, Space Force.
	If that's true... It is true.
	It's on military.gov.
	It'll tell you every single thing you need to know.
	Okay.
	Military.gov.
	What are you saying now, Eddie, if that's true?
	So you're saying you believe 100%... Or just listen to Derek Johnson.
	There you go.
	I listen to Derek Johnson.
	I love that guy.
	Yes, I saw that.
	So you're totally sold on that?
	Of course.
	Oh, she's full Q. Oh my god, you're way off.
	That's why I want you guys to get into it.
	You guys are the same.
	Don't try and hold back.
	Go for it.
	I didn't know you knew Derek Jones!
	She's totally deep.
	She thinks she's Q. You listen to X22?
	I am Q. Well, I'm R after Q. She listens to X22, yes.
	I am Q.
	You listen to X22?
	Well, I'm R after Q.
	She listens to X22, yes.
	Or is it before R?
	Q.
	No, I'm R.
	Very closely to X22, Mom.
	You're QR.
	Huh?
	Oh my God, I've heard all 3,900 podcasts of his.
	Every day, you listen to him.
	Twice a day, are you kidding?
	I smoke, bite my nails, and listen to the podcast.
	That's all she does.
	Every day.
	You listen to the podcast.
	Of course I do.
	Are you kidding?
	I smoke, bite my nails and listen to the podcast.
	I rarely miss an episode.
	And I've never missed one.
	That's the hope-ium.
	That's the hope-ium.
	You know what I mean?
	I hope it's real.
	I hope that shit's real.
	I heard it wasn't.
	But I don't know.
	But I don't know.
	And I'm gonna tell you about, I heard it wasn't from a source, that he realized that a lot of the stuff he was saying wasn't true, but he can't back out of it now because he's got a whole...
	you know, army and he gets money and he's like, what am I going to do?
	Just come out and be like, Hey, I was full of shit all along.
	So he's kind of stuck in his own prison.
	That's what I've heard from him.
	From very just I can't say you're talking about who?
	X 22.
	But he said a lot of the stuff I said didn't come true, but I can't.
	I can't all of a sudden just go, ah, sorry, guys.
	So he's got to keep that.
	I don't know if that's true.
	I'm just telling you what I heard.
	He's right about everything.
	Of course they would say that.
	The detractors.
	At least he's ingesting more than one news source.
	He's giving off an educated view from 40,000 feet.
	You're in trouble this week.
	I don't know if you know this.
	For what?
	Because we're smart and we just said, hey, maybe something like Eddie just said, maybe this isn't true, maybe that isn't.
	And you had Anomaly on and you talked about the book about controlled opposition and maybe Q is controlled op.
	So all the Q people are pissed at you all week.
	I know you saw it on Twitter.
	I think it's good every so often to readjust your reality.
	Absolutely.
	Line up your shit and stop swallowing a horse shit.
	Stop it.
	And it might not be horseshit, but at least be open to the possibility that it is horseshit.
	That's all you have to do.
	Just check in.
	Oh, totally!
	Don't buy into anything.
	Check this out.
	This could be, like, really on one level... However, if you know anything about Q, which you don't, obviously... Me or Eddie?
	No, I'm talking to everyone within the sound of my living voice.
	If you know anything at all about Q, you will know that it is a military... It is...
	run by the military, military intelligence, and they have a plan that you ain't the general of.
	So just try to be aware of what's happening in front of your fucking stupid face.
	First, I'm not talking to you, I'm just talking to myself.
	Right.
	You know, to the people that I can't wake up.
	But I'm like, I love you, but if you can't see that this is, it's more than the Great Awakening, it's the Great Unraveling.
	You know?
	Everything's unraveling.
	It's showing itself to you, and then it's on the screen, and it's on the internet, and you know they control everything.
	They, the owners.
	The ones who program the Matrix.
	Or think they do.
	But they actually don't.
	Eddie, do you think Trump's a good guy?
	I wanted to ask you.
	I hope he is.
	What do you think, though?
	I think, because there's been... I think it's...
	It really comes down to this.
	If he's like a fake show, then all the stuff that's going on is acted?
	I mean, are they really fake going after him?
	Like, you know what I mean?
	Oh, you think they are going fake?
	You think the indictments are fake?
	I'm just asking.
	I think they didn't even bother to read them over.
	Before they signed him.
	You know Occam's Razor, right?
	No, but what I'm saying is... It's just like, it's a script.
	It's like script.
	He's really indicted by the deep state.
	Yeah, so it's really, it's a question of, is he, are they truly going after him or is it fake?
	That's really the question.
	That's what I'm asking.
	And it looks like they're truly going after him.
	No, wait, wait, wait, wait.
	Or they're not truly going after him.
	They are true, well they've been after him since day one.
	For sure.
	Or before day one.
	Which is why I know he's a good guy.
	That's my answer.
	That's exactly.
	Like you said, when they put this stuff on YouTube, they put the disclaimer, you know it's bullshit.
	Or you know it's the truth.
	The way they're going after Trump, you know he's legit.
	They wouldn't go after him if he wasn't.
	He's too legit to quit.
	Hey, hey.
	Yeah, but check this out.
	Check this out.
	What if the controllers above them are in this whole different realm?
	Where they're like, you know what?
	We need to reset the United States.
	They're above the politicians.
	Well, they already were.
	This is just my imagination.
	I have no idea.
	No, they already was doing that.
	So, this is my imagination.
	And controlling the weather and everything.
	Yeah, this is the scary theory.
	The scary theory is there's a whole other level.
	They look at the world totally different.
	They don't really give a fuck about countries or religions.
	They just look at the whole world.
	So maybe the plan, what if the plan is to Nuke the United States constitutionally and reset.
	Like, we need to reset that motherfucker.
	It got too powerful.
	It's running everything.
	Let's reset that.
	How do we do it?
	Then they go, okay, we're going to throw the left under the fucking bus.
	We're going to give the right all this dirt on the left.
	And then that's what that, the Q and then the Trump is like, for real, Trump is fighting all the dirt.
	He knows all the dirt and all the crap, but the level above, they don't really give a fuck about anybody.
	They just want, how do we get them to fight?
	The way we're gonna get them to fight is we give legit dirt like all that laptop stuff We'll give them we'll give it to the riot and then the rights about you know first amendment second amendment let them fight And they're really promote the like the left is doing the craziest shit ever like nobody's down for dudes playing women's sports Nobody's into that happens nobody's in my personal mind personal well gambling it is um You know what, I was going to say, you guys won't let me finish saying this, but I should say it.
	Then you're watching on TV, you're trying to decipher all these millions of sound bites and info that are flowing through in every form, on both sides, up, down, the middle.
	Like, if they're trying to reset this country, they want us to fight.
	So that's why we're like, it's the truth, Q, Trump.
	They're like, yeah, yeah, yeah, we gave you all that.
	So you guys fucking fight, we blow it up, we start over.
	But that's not what they told us to do.
	The message in Q was love them and teach them.
	Do the actual research that proves.
	Get to the proven facts.
	Prove your facts.
	Don't vet your facts.
	Don't invest.
	Don't, you know, create facts.
	You know, use actual science to get the goods on these fuckers, you know?
	But that was just one side.
	He's saying it's this whole controlled puppet thing.
	That's what the Q people are probably doing, but the other side is doing the complete opposite.
	And the design is just that we fight, right?
	Is that what you're saying?
	Exactly.
	So what we do is we, like, it's all like a The number one mission is to get the people to embrace the military.
	How do we?
	We have to get them to embrace it.
	The military is what?
	We can't force it upon them.
	Right.
	So how do you get them to embrace it?
	Fight.
	Man.
	Right.
	If that was the master plan.
	But it's always been that way.
	We are.
	We're looking for military tribunals.
	Yeah.
	Military save us.
	We gotta do this through the military.
	Right.
	It's like, damn, they got us to really like the military.
	That's scary.
	You know what I mean?
	I never thought of that.
	So I'm like, what if that's the trick?
	That's just a crazy theory.
	Crazy.
	But this is the place to talk theory, so talk theory.
	You just can't go there.
	It's like another level.
	It's at the tippy tip top.
	This is like I told you about martial arts, how I perceive it, like boxing and shit.
	Up here in the penthouse of battle, in the focus of the mind and will, To carry out your task and complete it way.
	You know, the creative thing.
	You know what I mean?
	Art and everything.
	No, but... You know what I mean?
	Yes.
	Well, that is the whole Polaris thing.
	It's a lot of, you know, when I was talking about Polaris, I was talking about, like, we're in some electromagnetic... You said it was the center.
	Yes, that's why all compasses point to the north, because there's a magnetic pool.
	Yeah, magnets.
	Yeah, we were talking about magnets.
	I don't know nothing.
	It just seems, if I had a gun to my head, what do you think is going on?
	I'm like, we're in some kind of electromagnetic realm.
	We are.
	And those lights in the sky, they're close, closer than you think.
	The sun is not 93 million miles Ninety-three million miles away.
	Look at that thing.
	That thing's right there.
	Ninety-three million.
	Retarded.
	They have no proof of it.
	But yet you get sunburned.
	And they have no proof of it.
	But yet you get sunburned after an hour.
	I don't know.
	We're in some electromagnetic realm.
	Yeah, we are.
	Like some big lake.
	Did they do that study on the water for the flat Earth?
	You never answered that.
	Please answer that.
	Yes.
	At a hundred miles in the water, there should be approximately 6,000 feet of curvature.
	Okay.
	How do you explain Navy ships laser targeting other ships at 100 miles an hour?
	It's like, that proves we're on some level shit.
	They're not accounting for curvature.
	Lasers don't curve.
	Who gives a shit about any of that?
	This is a good point, but they were on a lake or spinning on a ball.
	Yeah, this is a big deal.
	It doesn't matter to you.
	You want the truth about everything, but not the most important thing?
	That's the most important thing!
	Is it?
	Yes!
	What are we on?
	What is this?
	If you're on a simulated planet that's not in the universe, that's where we are.
	We are.
	That's the most important thing.
	But we are a simulation.
	People, they have no problem saying, oh, I believe in the simulation theory.
	You talk about we live on some kind of level plane.
	There's proof, scientific proof, curvature proof, math proof, that we're on a plane, and it looks like we're on a fucking lake, possibly.
	God, and all pictures and video of space is CGI.
	There's no real pictures.
	You don't think we really went to the moon?
	No, of course not.
	He doesn't believe that.
	Okay, but there's no orbiting satellites going around.
	The satellites are on balloons.
	They've always been on balloons.
	This is what I wanted.
	Satellites are on balloons.
	They've always been on balloons.
	Like in the 50s, you watch old military.
	You could watch the video.
	They're like, this is what they did.
	They put them up on giant balloon satellites.
	And then they bounce, you know, that was a huge military tactic.
	They had satellites.
	Yeah.
	And they did that through the 50s.
	That's the way they did it in the 50s.
	But then in the 60s, they go, Hmm, if you give us 300 million dollars, we'll put one in space and it's gonna help telecommunications better.
	And you're gonna put them in space?
	We're gonna launch it in space.
	And then we're just always on balloons.
	No wait, does this mean there's no God though?
	Is there no God?
	You've been talking.
	One second though, does that mean there's no God?
	I believe in God.
	Okay, but the flat earth is somebody that's God created or this is man created?
	We don't know, but we know there's a good God out there.
	Okay.
	Because what we're finding out is like, You know, the demons, the elite demon side... They're real.
	Damn, they're in the Satan.
	100%.
	You know, like, they have all the knowledge.
	The people running this shit, they probably know what's going on.
	They know all... That's why we have that... You asked me about the Antarctic Treaty.
	You can't go to Antarctica without a government fucking license.
	And if you make it, you prove you're a scientist.
	They put you on a little peninsula.
	They got a pole.
	You get to see a little penguins.
	Oh, let's go see the leopard seal.
	And that's it.
	They put you on a little thing and then they send you back.
	That's how they got everybody.
	You can't independently travel through Antarctica.
	They got military all surrounding it.
	Isn't that a bitch?
	Isn't that a bitch?
	Huh?
	You don't think they have VIP?
	Exactly.
	I don't know.
	Carrying them always is going up there.
	You don't think they have VIP?
	What are they doing up there while they're up there?
	Exactly, I don't know.
	You gotta have a say.
	Maybe they're just checking out penguins.
	What do you think they're doing?
	No, you know what they're doing.
	I don't know.
	Who knows?
	You've got to give us a theory.
	Oh, they're going underneath the ice caves.
	There's something going on.
	Yeah, there's a whole breakaway continent over there.
	That's the shore.
	They're going to the shore.
	You don't know about that.
	You think it's an alien base?
	You don't know about the breakaway continent?
	Yeah.
	There's at least one continent as big as the United States was found without ice by Admiral Byrd.
	That's correct.
	He's on TV talking about it.
	You are correct, sir.
	There's at least land that doesn't have... So there's probably a bunch of land everywhere.
	Tell it.
	They got us contained.
	Oh, we're spinning through space a million miles an hour.
	What's the point of the round earth theory?
	It kills God.
	We're a speck.
	We're a speck.
	How does it kill God?
	Because God didn't talk about no galaxy.
	God didn't talk about no solar system.
	God didn't talk about none of that shit.
	We're spinning through space.
	God created this little speck.
	They always say we're a little speck and nothing.
	God said, let there be light.
	And there was light.
	But he's saying if you, once you start believing in the universe and all this stuff, you become more science-based.
	Yeah, the more science-based you are, that pulls, the more scientific you are, the less God you are.
	That explains the entire universe right there.
	It was darkness that suddenly, you know, I don't think that it, well that's one theory, but I don't think that it just created, that light just appeared, I think that dark Darkness first saw light.
	It was always there, but darkness first saw light, and that was the explosion that created everything.
	Yeah, that's a hard one to break down because it happened so long ago.
	The Big Bang Theory.
	Everyone got like that.
	It's like, do we have any video of this explosion?
	No, they do!
	They do!
	NASA has it.
	Oh, they do?
	Where they go all the way back to the eye of God.
	Have you seen that picture?
	Is it, uh, they, like, rewind the universe or something?
	You know, they do some CGI shit, and then they go, oh, oh, oh, and then they rewind.
	How crazy is it?
	How crazy is it that everything on space, every documentary you've ever seen on space, any space pictures, they're all CGI?
	Yeah, but here's what you don't know.
	But with the telescope!
	The telescope!
	Look through a telescope!
	Yeah, but it's true.
	They'll figure it out eventually.
	The Hubble.
	Wait, so you think Hubble.
	Everything is about the Hubble telescope.
	It's all bullshit.
	It's all bullshit.
	All that telescope.
	All the telescope.
	All the fake telescopes.
	There's no telescopes floating in space.
	Those are all gigantic.
	You should look this up on YouTube.
	Sophia, look up Sophia.
	NASA, Sophia.
	They got a giant telescope on a giant plane.
	That's where they get all those pictures.
	They say it's Hubble.
	It's the same Sophia pictures.
	These are the same ones.
	You're claiming Hubble?
	They're taking the pictures off plane.
	I'm putting up Sophia right now.
	NASA.gov.
	Here, here.
	Here it is.
	Yep.
	It's all the same.
	This is what?
	It's the exact same stuff.
	That's the eye I like looking at.
	Isn't that a trip?
	What is Sophia?
	Is that here?
	We launched a camera into space and it's taking these pictures when it's... Well, that's how I imagine... Where is Sophia?
	You see that plane?
	If you go back, they show the plane with the telescope on its side.
	See that right there?
	Oh, okay.
	See that?
	Yeah.
	You see that plane?
	But look what it's showing.
	No, no, this is actually real.
	This is the NASA website.
	But that's the image it's showing, not the plane.
	No, no, he's saying Sophia is on an airplane.
	That's the name.
	The telescope.
	They're taking the telescope off air.
	They go high altitude airplanes, they got a telescope, they open the side, and that's where they get the pictures from.
	That's right.
	I mean, they don't even hide it.
	They have an Instagram.
	He said there's no Hubble, it's just this airplane takes pictures.
	But what is the airplane taking a picture of?
	Or that's fake too?
	You know, I don't know nothing.
	Wait, is the airplane real or fake?
	Sophia's real, so these are real pictures of space.
	You don't think the reptilians go up there to Antarctica to get their blood transplants?
	Wait, this is real space, Eddie?
	Wait, hold on.
	Wait, hold on.
	Hold on, Mom, please.
	Wait, this is real space, Eddie?
	Say, show that?
	You're saying this is real space?
	I don't know what that is.
	But you're saying there is actually pictures.
	But you said that was the real picture.
	Any pictures taken from space, from that plane?
	Yeah, those are probably real pictures.
	Okay, so space is real.
	Okay, so let's look at the real picture.
	Let's actually see what's right in front of our face by looking at the actual picture.
	No, but space is real, you're saying, Eddie, right?
	I'm asking you.
	Space is not what NASA's telling it is.
	What is it?
	I don't know.
	I don't know what it is.
	It's a bunch of electromagnetic... I mean, I've seen stars through a telescope and they don't look rounder.
	They look like electromagnetic pulses, stars.
	Here's how crazy I was as a girl.
	I got you more whiskey if you wanted to.
	Oh, where's mine?
	It's right there on the table.
	Here, give me a little bit.
	Oh, I haven't even finished this.
	I never realized Flat Earth was a pro, like a theological theory.
	Oh, that's more than enough.
	Thank you, dear.
	She's got, her stomach was stapled.
	Stop telling people that.
	Everyone knows that.
	Or I'll talk about needing my anus restapled after giving birth to you.
	They don't staple anuses.
	And the hemorrhoids you caused me with your 10 pound I'm just saying you don't have a normal stomach, so you can't drink that much.
	I'm looking out for you.
	So, you guys get back, but just, Eddie, you have to answer me this one question.
	Is the Flat Earth community, the people that believe in Flat Earth, do they believe in God?
	Is it a God-like theory?
	I've never realized that.
	Not all of them.
	A big portion of them do, but not all of them.
	Okay, you do though.
	I believe in God.
	Are those other ones who don't believe in God, is there a lot of snake worshippers amongst them?
	There's flat earthers that are hardcore Bible thumpers.
	They're flat earthers.
	They're generally not atheists.
	It's a different kind of mindset.
	That's a different mindset.
	I think it's the same.
	They ought to hook up.
	I would say most flat earthers believe in God.
	Okay.
	I thought they were super.
	Jesus but when you're trying to introduce the information to people on
	the fence and you go to Jesus Once, once you hear the Jesus, they just, they don't want to hear it no more.
	So it's best not even to, I think, you know, depending on the situation, of course, just stick to the facts, stick to the science, stick to the numbers.
	Don't, don't, you don't need to bring that in.
	At the end, once you convince them with the facts, then later and go, Oh shit, you know, the Bible was talking about all this shit after you got them convinced, but not in the beginning.
	Don't bring it up.
	In my opinion.
	That went a long way to explaining your labyrinthine mind.
	It's fascinating.
	This is why I wanted Eddie here.
	Yeah, so when people try... Dude, they got videos.
	Like, they'll take you to the Flat Earth Society.
	Like, if you look at people on the fence and they go Google Flat Earth, they take you... Flat Earth Society is a fake society.
	So smart.
	Nobody in Flat Earth... And it's always the top one.
	So what it does is it brings you in and it tells you some real shit like why you're on the fence, but then it'll throw some stupid shit like we think we live on a disc that's shooting up through the infinite space.
	Right.
	So then you go, oh, it's to turn you off and go, oh my god, this is ridiculous.
	I don't want to listen to this shit no more.
	And then it turns you off from Flatter.
	It totally did for me.
	They strategically do that.
	Yeah, that's why I don't believe in it.
	It's a strategy.
	You put in any Flatter video in the search, any like legit, you spell it out word for word, it's going to send you to their shit.
	Yeah.
	And we know Google does that.
	We talked about it with Carrie Lake last week.
	Yeah, the algorithm.
	The algorithm determines how you think.
	Why are they hiding it?
	They are!
	That's what's horrifying.
	They aren't even bothering to hide it.
	Well, you guys have to break the matrix.
	I think they're not really... I don't know, man.
	There's so many fucking problems going on in the world.
	No, I... I don't know.
	I understand people not looking into FlatterTotal.
	I'm like, we gotta figure out what the fuck we're gonna... Fuck that level up there.
	Fuck that... Maybe there's a governor of this lake and every lake has a different governor.
	Or maybe there's like a...
	What would you do if right now you had to follow orders from the government?
	works above the shit that we know of.
	What would you do if right now you had to follow orders from the government?
	That would suck.
	That would suck.
	But it's over. Bad guys, it's over.
	It's over.
	Right.
	That's what she said.
	I hope you're so right.
	I hope we... I feel like we're winning.
	I've been really negative.
	Why can't we just have peace and freedom and just... Friendliness and God.
	Why can't we do that?
	Because the owners... Why can't we do that?
	That's not beneficial to the owners.
	I know, man.
	Why can't they just chill?
	They all took out... They took out mass insurance policies on all of our lives.
	And now it's time to fucking... Don't you watch the forensic files?
	That's how everyone gets rid of their dependence.
	And that's how Klaus Schwab and them all talk about like we're their useless eater kids that they can't kick out.
	Nobody knew who Klaus Schwab was a couple years ago.
	Nobody really knew about George Soros.
	No one really knew about Fauci too much.
	Fauci, he's that medical NHS thing.
	And yeah, he's like, he's this expert on disease.
	No one really, there was no attention.
	People forgot about AIDS and all that shit.
	But with all the shit, you know what terrain theory is?
	They want guys, they want like, they want a bunch of military-aged men that'll do the job for half of what American workers would do it for.
	Bingo!
	Because they're the owners.
	What's terrain theory?
	There's germ theory, which I'm no fucking microbiologist, but germ theory is what we generally believe in.
	Right.
	We can get people, like people can get people sick.
	Right.
	If you're sick, you can get them sick.
	Oh, they're planting the germs everywhere.
	Right.
	Terrain theory, terrain theory, um, based on Doctors going back, they're all over the place now.
	Doctors going back and going through all the documents and all the paperwork of polio, Spanish flu, the vaccine, the whole process of the vaccine.
	You go through all that shit and they're going, oh my god, they were just faking all that shit.
	We are doomed.
	Oh, so terrain theory is their life.
	Terrain theory is people don't get people sick.
	You guys get sick from the same thing.
	Okay, but it's not communicable from person.
	You don't get each other sick.
	Okay.
	You get sick from the same thing.
	And then a day later, you get sick.
	You think he got you sick.
	No, you guys, you just felt it a day later.
	Oh, I didn't know this was a thing.
	I believe this.
	Yeah, terrain theory.
	People don't get people sick because they've been I don't know.
	I've had these doctors on my podcast that they just left the Medical Association and they're saying people don't get people sick because there's been, I don't know, this is what they say, at least 20 studies.
	No, but there's absolute proof that, you know, scientific fact has been expelled from American universities.
	There is absolute fact and proof of that.
	It's all artificial science, fake, this and that, yeah.
	I mean, there's proof, though.
	But this is what they're finding out.
	When you look at these studies, there's one study, they took 100 patients that had Spanish flu, and they took 100 prisoners that were healthy, and they mixed their nukes, they spit on each other, they injected each other's blood, 100 of them, nobody got sick.
	So, there's been like 20 like that.
	Like, that doesn't make any sense.
	Think about the people who died going through those experiments, Nicole.
	Well, no, he's saying they didn't die.
	They didn't die.
	No.
	They didn't get sick.
	They didn't get sick.
	He's saying this is mind-blowing.
	I've never heard this.
	So, what happened in these studies?
	This is a study, the one I just told you about.
	That's a study.
	Okay, I'm not hearing it right.
	I know, you got... I have such distrust for everything.
	You don't.
	You have to... I'll explain it.
	I've got to hear that again.
	Could you say that part again?
	Um, in one study of at least 20, that's what they tell me about these people on my podcast.
	They're telling me this and it makes sense because it makes sense because in Jiu Jitsu, Jiu Jitsu would have been wiped out if people got each other sick and COVID was real.
	That's true.
	We would have been why we would have been the first ones to be wiped out.
	That's very true.
	Yeah, because you do sweat, blood, everything.
	Oh, well, I love him.
	He's coming on.
	I talked to Dr. Peter McCulloch about that.
	Oh, well I love him.
	He's coming on.
	He's coming on.
	He said, oh, because you guys have developed immunity because you guys are always rolling
	because we're squeezing and we're smashing and crushing.
	We're doing the opposite of social distancing.
	We're sweating on multiple people, spitting, squeezing as hard as we can.
	Pleading.
	We're doing as hard as you can.
	Piss.
	Nobody died.
	Nobody died in the NFL.
	No one died in the NBA.
	And when people, I don't know, man.
	No, this is interesting.
	To me, I'm like, we would have been the first, the homeless would have been, Yeah, they would be wiped out.
	What he's saying, Ma, is that there's a scientific belief that people don't get each other sick, so when COVID happened... They get sick by food.
	People are getting sick by food.
	So they blame it on you.
	I got sick by you.
	I get it.
	I got sick by you.
	I got sick by you, not by the chemicals in the food, the pesticides.
	They're like, Oh, you know, it's, it's not that it's you, you got each other sick.
	There's something here.
	Cause I, she had, Hannah had COVID when she first moved to California and I never got sick.
	She had a three, three times a family.
	You had it.
	Everyone got COVID.
	I never got it.
	I was in rooms with people with COVID.
	These are all just theories.
	This is my experience.
	Here's this theory I think is true.
	I know it to be 100% true.
	Okay.
	Because my kids were like, hey mom, you better quit smoking or you're gonna get the COVID.
	So okay, you wanted to, your kids say, so I quit smoking.
	Okay, then I got the COVID.
	Okay, right after that I read in one of the newspapers, cigarette smoking protects you from COVID.
	That was a true study.
	That really did happen.
	It really, it was a true study.
	I don't know if that's came out since, but yeah, there was one point where... It was a true study.
	God damn it.
	So I went right back to smoking and I haven't been sick a day since.
	Yeah, that is true.
	It would be amazing if it turns out we've been brainwashed that smoking is bad for you.
	We have been.
	It opens up your lung airways and they brainwash us to think that.
	Wait, remember Sleeper?
	Mom with Woody Allen, wasn't that the joke in the future?
	That they found out red meat and cigarettes were good for you.
	Oh, really?
	Yeah, it was a Woody Allen movie.
	That's in the movie?
	I didn't make that up.
	No, you made it up.
	Damn it!
	But I just realized it was from another movie.
	It's so brilliant.
	God damn it.
	You should watch Sleeper, Woody Allen.
	Brilliant movie.
	Early work before his collapse.
	I never really got, I was always, when it comes to music and movies, I wanted the latest, the newest, the new sound.
	I was always like, forget about the old sound.
	So, um, I never really got older than Kiss in like mid seventies.
	Wasn't really into Led Zeppelin.
	Wasn't into the Rolling Stones.
	Generation.
	Yeah.
	I was like, that's, that was in the past.
	I'm gonna start with Kiss.
	And then I went Judas Priest, Iron Maiden, Slayer, Metallica, all that shit.
	Did you guys ever wonder because I mean, I'm sadly looking back how they just set it all up.
	Because we're just like veal.
	We're like human veal.
	Do you know who David McGowan is?
	You know who David McGowan is?
	You ever hear, you ever heard of that book?
	Weird things and Laurel Canyon.
	Yeah.
	All that shit.
	All that crazy shit from the 60s.
	Yeah.
	That's insane!
	Yeah, that's a mind blower.
	Dude, I was hooked on David McGowan.
	Yeah.
	How he put all the connections.
	Navy Intelligence.
	Yes.
	Navy Intelligence.
	Laurel Canyon.
	Yeah.
	Air Force Intelligence.
	Lookout Canyon.
	Yeah.
	And how... And I know it's all that AI.
	What does AI have to do with it?
	Well, I always decode language, you know?
	I don't know if that's one of my things.
	Wait, wait.
	You decode language, like, in what way?
	Oh, boy.
	You know a lot of languages?
	I've taken a lifetime of deciphering messages on an empirical gut level.
	It's instinctual.
	You don't ever go back to your other personalities.
	Did you ever get to the point where you don't ever go to those personalities?
	You're just Roseanne and that's it?
	That's who I am.
	So you're just, those personalities, you can't tap into those?
	You never want to?
	Oh, I can tap into them, but they're all in here.
	I understand they're all inside of this body.
	Endless mind and soul.
	It was therapy.
	Were you able to control them?
	Was there a point in your career where you were like, I'm controlling them?
	Was it after your success in comedy or before?
	Where you were able to control the person?
	It was therapy.
	It was before?
	Well, I started therapy many, many, many years ago.
	It took 15 years.
	But before comedy?
	Or after comedy?
	No, after I got famous.
	Oh.
	And I finally could afford a therapist.
	The level you needed.
	That was one of the great things.
	People just, like, in the beginning, you were just blowing the fuck up.
	You didn't really, like, play too many shitty gigs.
	People just loved you.
	It was pretty quick.
	Because you were, like, the only real woman up there talking mad shit.
	Right?
	I don't know why God did me like that, but he did.
	I don't know.
	Do you remember the first time he did the comedy star?
	Of course.
	How did that happen?
	That was set up for me by my fellow comics and friends to come on audition night and audition for Mitzi Shore, who was, you know, the big, big boss of comedy at the comedy store.
	So you were doing comedy?
	So you blew up at Salt Lake City first?
	No.
	The local scene?
	Or did you fly out to L.A.? ?
	I lived in Denver, Colorado when I started.
	I started my comedy career in Denver.
	I started my comedy career in Denver.
	And you were like the hot thing in Denver?
	You got to that point?
	And then you said, okay, it's time to go to Hollywood?
	Yeah, kind of like that.
	Nice.
	And you already had juice from Denver.
	You had connections in Hollywood.
	Well, I just had comic friends that wanted Mitzi to see me.
	Damn!
	And you must have been tripping balls.
	I was like, am I ready for her to see me?
	And then I would think, I'm not ready for her to see me yet.
	I wasn't ready for me to go to L.A.
	to see her.
	Because I had to make sure my kids were taken care of if I did do that.
	So that took a couple of years.
	So I started in 1980 and then I came out to audition for Mitzi at the end of 85.
	Do you remember what day?
	Was it a weekend night?
	Monday.
	A Monday day?
	That was an amateur night.
	Okay, okay.
	So I went up and I did five and, you know, I had a great set.
	Do you remember what it was?
	Of course I do.
	What was it?
	Just a brief synopsis.
	What was the first thing that came out of your mouth?
	Oh, hi.
	Hi, how are you guys doing?
	And, you know, I'm thrilled to be here.
	This is very exciting for me to be here.
	But then again, I never do anything exciting.
	I stay home all the time because I'm a housewife.
	And I prefer to be called domestic goddess.
	And that was my hook in, you know?
	That's what made it.
	And then I'd just start bitching, like, I really... because I really was a housewife.
	And I was like, all the housewives are like me.
	And I learned from Phyllis Diller, like, housewives like to laugh, you know?
	And they are the best audience, in a way, for a woman.
	Did you hear Richard Pryor before you had kids or after you had kids?
	Oh yeah, since I was a child.
	On the Ed Sullivan show.
	When did the thoughts of being an actual comedian enter your head?
	The first time I saw Richard Pryor.
	I guess I was from age 9 to 11, something like that.
	But before that I already knew I was funny and knew how to get a laugh.
	Did you do stand-up before the kids?
	No, I already had them when I started.
	I was 28.
	Okay, so you had the kids, and then you're like, you know what?
	I gotta get on this.
	It was like a dream you always had, but you just never pulled the trigger.
	You got pregnant, you had to think about your baby.
	Well, I was pregnant with Jake, and I had two other daughters, and I found myself at the end of my rope.
	And I had no money, not even enough to buy pampers.
	And, uh, I was just sitting there.
	And I... I couldn't fucking believe the hand I had gotten played with, and, um... Whoa.
	So I just started... thinking.
	And taking it out on stage, right?
	No.
	I planted then that... well, that I was gonna get out.
	And, uh...
	I had to, and that, I mean this sounds very arrogant, but that I knew I could make people laugh.
	And also, arrogantly, I'm funnier than any of these fuckers on TV.
	I had that, you know, street shit.
	You gotta have a little of that.
	I did have it.
	You gotta have some serious confidence, because it's all about confidence.
	Well, when you know you're it, you know you're it.
	You're it forever.
	That's the thing.
	You know, when you are it, then you know what It is to be it.
	I'm not it, so I don't quite understand, but I kind of get what you're saying.
	She's it, is what she said.
	That's what I'm saying.
	I ain't shit!
	No, I didn't say you wasn't shit.
	No, I'm just speaking from my own confidence.
	Because I'm like, none of these people have done anything what I've done.
	Yeah, you gotta have that.
	Well, because it's true.
	People talk shit on Trump, like he's so arrogant.
	I'm like, hell yeah, you need to take down the deep state.
	You gotta have big balls and you gotta thrive on vengeance.
	Who are we gonna get?
	Who's gonna do this?
	You get Trump, that's who you get to battle the deep state.
	Because he's getting fucking indicted and he don't give a shit.
	He's in the middle of a rape trial.
	He just marches on and gives rallies.
	That guy is... He's a beast.
	Yeah, it's necessary.
	You know what I mean?
	No one else could do it but Donald Trump.
	Yeah, if you were like training a fighter to fight in a championship fight.
	Well, that's what I'm saying.
	I got this!
	I'm the best!
	Look at all the stuff we're watching.
	He's got game.
	He's got game.
	Look at you guys.
	All the shit we're seeing.
	Here's the real-time warp.
	Yeah, what's gonna happen?
	Because the real-time warp is everything that they're allowing us to see right now.
	Has already happened.
	Okay.
	So they're going to be exposing themselves quite a lot in the coming future.
	Daily it seems.
	And be sure you got the eyeballs to affix upon it and decipher the truth of what's being seen.
	They're actually exposing themselves right and left.
	Literally and figuratively.
	And it is he fucking lair-y us to watch it.
	Cause it is sometimes I got to remind myself of that.
	Like it's like stressful and I'm like, you know what?
	But I'm living through it.
	Garland's testimony, you know, in Congress.
	Yeah.
	And on the memes on all the stuff on the internet, they people have put like big tears coming out of his eyes.
	Dude, the shit they say and it's on video.
	Him and Mayorkas.
	Yeah.
	How do you feel about Mayorkas being... Didn't you say you were whatever?
	I can't remember what you said you were.
	I'm Mexican.
	Yeah.
	Well, how do you feel about him?
	Listen, when it comes to immigration, I am all for good, hardworking people coming through.
	But you got, there's got to, I mean, common sense will tell you that you got to have a vetting process.
	You can't just, yeah, we want to let good people, good, hardworking people in.
	Of course we do.
	But there has to be vetting.
	Everybody agrees on that.
	There's endless videos.
	All the Democrats were all about secure borders all through the 90s and through the 2000s.
	Because it's common sense.
	It was before they could steal the vote.
	That's common sense.
	Now there's vetting for Satan.
	Let's be real.
	You know, they are Satan worshiping.
	Okay.
	No, but but I'm talking about the border, though, when it comes to the border, Democrats, obviously, they could obviously they the Satan worshiping cartels own them.
	Okay, right.
	Okay.
	worldwide from from everywhere all the way back to uh totally and yes cartel bad for sure and then all the other all the other criminal elements that come through the yes we want good people and good hard-working people and get you bring your kids we'll bring you in but we got we can't let like criminals in Common sense!
	We gotta vet you!
	Common sense!
	Well, that's what I said!
	They're trying to criminalize... You're trafficking kids?
	Common sense!
	They're trying to...
	You know, get rid of the vast, the opinion of the vast majority, the wide middle.
	It's just extreme.
	Extremes on both ends are selling us all out.
	You know what the crazy thing is?
	And you know what?
	They're both all in on the yank.
	They're all fucking, I got their NGOs and their money raising this and that, and it's all like part of the yank.
	If they're not for investing in building the community right under your own feet, fuck them.
	You know there's a documentary called The Fence that was made like in 2005 or 6 or something like that?
	And it was a documentary about they already approve the funding for a wall.
	They've done it before, they just don't build it.
	They approve it, we got a wall.
	But they steal all the money.
	They steal all the money.
	Like they didn't make the subway.
	They never finished the wall.
	They never finished the subway in Los Angeles that everybody paid for.
	All those tunnels underground that no subway went through.
	Well, I wonder what happened to those tunnels of billion dollars of infrastructure that run on taxpayer.
	They're on their way to Hillary Clinton's house to be eaten.
	But what I'm saying is... You have to read this ad.
	It seems like it was common sense.
	Everybody said secure borders.
	Everybody wanted to cut taxes, secure borders.
	Of course.
	Nobody ever said raise taxes.
	They always say cut taxes.
	and there and uh create jobs you never say take away everyone republican democrat everybody secure border uh no but that is what they did in fairness the economy no way no no but when trump got in when trump got in they're like oh this motherfucker's actually gonna build it no no no no it's bad it's racist this guy's actually gonna No, it is because they did indeed do those things, create new jobs, but for people not in this country.
	They did rebuild their infrastructure.
	They did restart their economy.
	All their money was going offshore to other countries and building them.
	At the expense of the taxpayer.
	He's saying Democrats used to run on secure borders and Yeah, that was the common sense one.
	Yeah, and they've demonized common sense.
	That's what he's saying.
	No, because when Trump said he's going to build the wall, he was actually doing it, let me fix this problem.
	And they were like, damn, he's saying it just like we all said it, but he's actually going to do it.
	Okay, so now they made a 180 and it's bad, it's racist.
	That's what happened because he was actually going to build it.
	Like, no, no, we all say we're going to build it, we just don't build.
	Trump, you have to give him this.
	He has brought forth more ghouls and freaks hidden in the shadows coming forward to undo themselves in front of the public.
	It is the greatest show ever on earth.
	I mean, to watch the Trump show It is just un-fucking-believable, and it's inspiring.
	It's amazing that he's going through all that shit with that attitude.
	And if he wins, it's gonna be fucking great.
	He's going through all that shit, and he's just getting stronger from it.
	He's growing from it.
	He just has so, like, his whole life is revenge.
	Yeah, it is.
	That's how it is.
	His whole life is like, I'm going to fuck these people up.
	And they know it.
	That's why they're going hard in the paint.
	I think you're right.
	It's like, damn, we better get rid of this guy.
	Because if he gets through, we're fucked.
	If he wins and assumes, becomes a president.
	He is going to be vicious.
	And it's going to be beautiful to watch.
	The first four years was he just unplugged everything that they had plugged in, and then the next four years you see who plugs it all back in, and then you go back in and unplug it.
	No, Trump has made it very clear in several of his speeches that he adheres to the United States Constitution and its laws for civil rights and free speech.
	Yeah, no, we're talking about the deep state horrible people he's gonna come after, he's gonna fire him, he's gonna root him out.
	Well, I believe that, you know, have you seen how many People have resigned on resignations alone over the last little while.
	Of course.
	Something's happening.
	Yeah, all the CEOs last six months or so.
	I mean, somebody's giving up somebody.
	I don't know nothing.
	I like how you say that.
	That's like our allegedly, I don't know nothing.
	Hey, I don't know shit.
	I don't know shit.
	This is things I hear!
	I don't know people are turning on each other right and left in the left and the right.
	Yes, totally.
	Everyone's gone.
	You know what it's and they're dangling these stories like that's the Russell Brand thing.
	You know what I mean?
	Yeah, and everybody's a show to everybody.
	You know, everybody's rushing to his defense without ever reading The actual written charges.
	No, that's what people do.
	Everything becomes political.
	Because they don't want to poison the jury pool, you know?
	Well, no, everything's political now, so it's like, oh, I have to support... and it's like, just read the fucking... Just read the truth.
	Base your opinion off what you can... And he should be, you know, he's all Zen and all.
	I think he should just, you know, especially before Yom Kippur, Just make amends for what you've done, man.
	Apologize and move on.
	Don't try to dig your heels in.
	That never goes well.
	Just make amends in private.
	But if you do apologize, then as you know... I didn't say apologize.
	I said make amends in private.
	I never said apologize, never do that to ghouls.
	No.
	Make amends in private.
	Make it right with the victims.
	Then they go on your knees.
	They never go to the next step, what you think they're going to go to.
	Like I go, could I get the salt?
	You'll give me the salt, you know?
	You won't go, here's salt plus a dagger through your eye.
	You know?
	That's already in their mind.
	It's all programmed.
	See, that's the thing with the bad guys.
	I call them Team Demon, and then the good guys are Team Freedom.
	It's not Republican, Democrat.
	Everyone always says that, but it's true.
	It's just good and evil.
	Good and evil.
	It is good and evil.
	You know?
	Team Demon?
	Are you on Team Demon?
	All the demons saying the same thing, really.
	It's not that hard.
	You could be a third grader and go, these motherfuckers are pushing the same thing.
	Easily demon.
	That guy's a demon.
	So they're all demons.
	And then you hear these guys over here talking common sense.
	Yeah, you need freedom of speech.
	And being demonized for having common sense by demons.
	Just like, hey, we should have voter ID.
	The vote should count.
	Those are good people.
	Yeah, it's like common sense.
	Or paper ballots.
	It's just all common sense.
	Biological men shouldn't be able to fight women.
	I would like to see it.
	If the girl's down with it, if she's down with it, if she goes, I know that guy used to be a man.
	Do you remember Lucia Stryker?
	I think I could still fuck him up.
	I'll be like, I'll watch that shit.
	That's a bad bitch.
	You know Lucia Stryker, right?
	She was the greatest female kickboxer, real woman.
	This was back in the day when women were actually in women's sports.
	And she kicked everyone.
	She was the bad girl in Million Dollar Baby, the one that paralyzed her.
	The actress behind her is a real fighter.
	Anyway, she beat every woman and she's like, I'm fucking, I want to fight a man.
	So they found some like mid-level dude who had like one fight or something.
	And she was the Mike Tyson.
	And he kicked the shit out of her, beat her out, knocked her out.
	It was awesome.
	Yeah, if the woman is down with it and she's cool with it, then I want to watch it.
	Send me a link.
	If the woman doesn't know that that used to be a man, that's fucked up.
	You should have told her that was a man.
	Agreed.
	So what's your final... is Trump gonna get it? Is Trump gonna get arrested and go to jail?
	Oh yeah, we gotta close.
	We gotta wrap this up, we're way long.
	I don't...
	And you gotta read an ad.
	I hope... I don't know what's gonna happen.
	I don't know what's going on.
	I hope Trump is the president once again and I hope he finishes what he started.
	Yeah, I hope he wins for a third straight time.
	All right, do you want to read your ad, Ma, and then you can wrap it up?
	Okay, and then should I say what my prediction is?
	You already did, but if you want to do another one... What did I say?
	I wasn't really sure you were going to... Of course that Trump will be re-elected.
	Yes.
	And if not Trump, I said, if for any reason I'm needed, I'm willing to run for, you know, in his place.
	Very cool.
	To continue everything that he started, because he kind of got a lot of ideas from my 2012 campaign as POTUS, because we are Trump liked me.
	is a populist.
	Right.
	Not a party person, a populist.
	So he is therefore a problem solver above all.
	A builder, a problem solver.
	He doesn't think like clerks and leeches who've been employed to enrich themselves through insider trading to keep their Babylonian child murder cult alive.
	Well said.
	He is going to liberate the world from that and he is doing so.
	Will Eddie be your running mate if you run?
	Politics is the last thing I want to get into.
	Those are the people that should be in politics.
	We talked about that last week.
	Well, people who think like us should be in politics because we always follow the money, right?
	It does solve every question.
	You just follow the fucking money.
	They're taking public money, putting it into private Pockets by calling them contractors and the fuckers are a bunch of pedo perverts that just wants to do experiments on our livers so they can like impregnate or disimpregnate or make sterile or what-have-you mutilate people that they take insurance policies out on.
	It's like living fucking forensic files.
	It is.
	Everybody's making money on everybody else.
	On their body parts, their life force, their blood or some shit, their labor, their unpaid labor, their servitude.
	Fuck that shit.
	Bye bye.
	And I'm so happy to tell you how thrilled I am to have been a part of destroying it.
	Long may it wave.
	Well said.
	Man, your podcast, in my opinion, is going to be monstrous.
	Do you think?
	As long as I stay drunk?
	No, as long as you keep it going and just keep it consistent, there's no stopping you.
	Thank you.
	I have to work her all the time.
	My son is my handler.
	You guys are a great team.
	I got two sons.
	They're my handlers.
	And Hannah.
	My CIA handlers.
	We have fucking Thorazine and syringes.
	We just shoot her right in the fucking neck.
	And, you know, you have access to, like, super fucking stars.
	Like Eddie Bravo.
	And red-pilling superstars and sitting them down and expressing how you feel to them.
	Oh no, I had been doing that already for 20-some years by privately teaching Judaism and stuff.
	Thank you, Eddie, that's so sweet.
	But thank you for saying that.
	That's what I see, like, you're unstoppable.
	No, I am unstoppable because, you know... Because you're about the truth.
	You want facts.
	Yeah, God is, to me, you know, God is truth is God.
	And, you know, truth is, means, the definition of truth means verifiable fact.
	Well said.
	Well said.
	Not emotion.
	Not cyborg fucking politics of the duality of the snake, but actually solving actual problems for the people who live on this planet.
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	A weed sommelier?
	Bye bye, baby.
	Thank you, Eddie.
	Thank you so much.
	You're the best.
	Be careful.
	When do you think it's going to come out?
	Next Thursday.
	Thank you so much.
	So nice to meet you.
	It's either you or the January 6th rioters.
	I'll let you know.
	You're a great guest.
	All right, well you want to wrap up and we can get out of here because I know you want to smoke.
	That was awesome.
	Eddie had to leave unfortunately.
	It's the first time we've ever had anyone leave.
	We could have locked the doors and kept him here.
	I know, but he had to go and he had to piss.
	I know, he was sweet.
	It was two and a half, almost three hours.
	That was our longest podcast.
	Oh, it felt like ten minutes to me.
	That's because you were so fucking high.
	You guys were so high.
	Oh, he was so interesting, that guy.
	I need to have him back, because you guys didn't get, like, the problem I have with you is every time you get in these things, you're like, you start on a topic and then you go on 50 different topics.
	I want you to spend.
	Because they all tie together, but some guy always starts interrupting me.
	No, you were, you were interrupting.
	I'm going to have to play, you're going to have, you're going to have another thing.
	I think we're having a conversation.
	No, you're interrupting.
	Then I forget, oh, this isn't a convo, it's an interview.
	Oh, okay.
	No, no, it was fine with the convo.
	I need to be quiet more.
	No.
	I'm actually interested in what they say and I need things clarified, having the type of Tourette's that I do.
	It was the weed, because I saw him, he's like saying something and then you looked in the camera and you're like, no, that's not true.
	And I was like, no, Mom, he's saying, he's saying like, I don't know, you have to explain it to me.
	And I was like, well, he's trying, Mom, you gotta, You gotta listen to him.
	Well, that's real.
	If I don't get it, I'm not gonna say I do.
	No, it was absolutely great.
	I knew you'd like Eddie.
	So, anyway, I'm gonna let you go.
	I loved him!
	Yeah.
	He's got a head like those Italians have.
	Yeah, and he was doing like... The head shape of the Italian.
	What's that Italian guy you like?
	The comic?
	He was doing the Sam... The guy on Netflix that you like.
	The comic.
	The Italian comic.
	Talks about his Jewish girlfriend.
	He's got an Italian name.
	We watch him all the time.
	How are you that high?
	I can't remember anyone's name.
	You told me it was your favorite comic this year.
	I don't even feel high.
	It was like six months ago you watched... Sal... Dude, the comic you watch all the time on Netflix.
	He talks on... Oh, the Italian guy that's married to the Jewish lady?
	Yes.
	Oh, he has a good routine there, yeah.
	He does, but I noticed that he was kind of doing some of those mannerisms, which was hilarious.
	Anyway... I like that he was saying shit that I wrote 20 years ago, like he thought of it.
	You guys are, you and Eddie... The young generation of his age.
	Those men, boy, they got a shot coming when they realize that it's...
	General Granny time.
	I love that.
	Well, I have to say, that was one of the most fun episodes we've done.
	Wasn't it fun?
	Well, I'm going to be in editing hell, though, because there was a lot of stuff.
	He was a fucking flat earther.
	I've never talked to a flat earther.
	But I've got to say he kind of... I've got to look up what he says and decide for myself.
	I'm not afraid to see alternating facts.
	What if we become flat earthers on this show?
	I was like kind of flirting around with the flat earth thing.
	Yeah, it was too much for me.
	It makes sense, but then they came in and started using the Bible and that's just an automatic turn off.
	Well, you use the Bible every week.
	Well, because I'm correct.
	Alright, well on that note, I'm gonna let you go.
	Alright, bye.
	Last thing to say, you can go, I'll just say it.
	You know, we're getting throttled by YouTube, it's not a big deal, we're on Rumble, but if you are on YouTube... Could you guys like and subscribe or, you know, could you hit the fuckin' like button if it's not too goddamn much?
	Just do it, don't be cocks.
	To ask.
	Yeah, sorry, we're giving you free entertainment.
	Thanks a lot.
	You have two fucking buttons, motherfucker.
	But more important than like and subscribe, which was actually Buck's idea, is put on your notifications on YouTube, because what they're doing is they're turning off notifications.
	Yeah, they're throttling me.
	Well, that's why they're throttling you.
	No one's being notified.
	They're trying to throttle me by jabbing their very long, thick wiener down my throat without my consent.

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