The Roseanne Barr Podcast - Granny’s Couch #1 Snorkeling/Sharks/Movies
Aired: 2019-12-28
Duration: 02:37


=== Why Sharks? (02:36) ===

[00:00:01]  We went snorkeling.
[00:00:03]  Remember we would go snorkeling?
[00:00:04]  Yeah, I like to snorkel.
[00:00:06]  I like to snorkel, but I'm always looking up for a shark.
[00:00:11]  Yeah, because there is sharks.
[00:00:12]  I know, so it's like, why would I...
[00:00:14]  I mean, I know it's a stupid thing to say, but I don't like sharks.
[00:00:19]  Why would I put myself in a position where there's going to be sharks?
[00:00:23]  I've often wondered that myself.
[00:00:25]  I mean, snorkeling's cool, but I'm always looking up for a shark-type figure.
[00:00:31]  Yeah, the lurking shark.
[00:00:34]  Because... Did you see that movie, Jaws?
[00:00:37]  Of course.
[00:00:38]  Jaws, Shark Week.
[00:00:40]  Oh, you like all the shark...
[00:00:41]  You like all that shark stuff, huh?
[00:00:44]  Yeah. I bet you like that Harry Potter, too.
[00:00:48]  Flying around, turning everybody into something.
[00:00:51]  I don't.
[00:00:51]  You don't like Harry Potter?
[00:00:52]  No. That's a good segue.
[00:00:54]  What are your favorite movies?
[00:00:56]  Hey, that is a good segue.
[00:00:58]  I don't like Harry Potter.
[00:00:59]  It's just, everyone's like, ooh, you gotta read the books.
[00:01:03]  No, fuck you.
[00:01:03]  I don't want to read the fucking books either.
[00:01:05]  Why? Because I don't want to.
[00:01:08]  I want to watch Alien vs.
[00:01:10]  Predator. Alien.
[00:01:11]  Predator. Alien 2. Thank you.
[00:01:15]  What do you like about that kind of shit?
[00:01:22]  I like Predator because he can see an infrared vision first of all.
[00:01:28]  He has different sights.
[00:01:30]  To kill people.
[00:01:32]  Is that what he does?
[00:01:35]  He's a predator.
[00:01:36]  Oh, he's a predator.
[00:01:37]  He's the apex predator, the Yautja species.
[00:01:40]  It's a whole other species.
[00:01:42]  Yeah. And they got the fucking sick armor, and they got the shoulder rocket missile.
[00:01:47]  They program it.
[00:01:49]  So they're all war all the time, but on a real fucking huge technological level.
[00:01:57]  They can be invisible.
[00:01:59]  They can?
[00:02:00]  Yeah. Full invisibility.
[00:02:02]  Wow. They just show up behind you and just fucking kill you.
[00:02:06]  They got blades that go way out.
[00:02:09]  They're sick, dude.
[00:02:11]  But yeah, what are your favorite movies?
[00:02:13]  That's my favorite movies, Predator.
[00:02:15]  I guess so.
[00:02:16]  What's your favorite movie?
[00:02:19]  Hmm. I got a lot of favorites, too.
[00:02:22]  I can't narrow it to one.
[00:02:23]  Two. Two favorites.
[00:02:25]  Movies. Hmm.
[00:02:29]  Well, I loved...
[00:02:31]  I can't remember the name of any of them.
[00:02:34]  That's my problem.
[00:02:35]  Describe it to me.
[00:02:36]  Benito, what's his name?