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Dec. 29, 2015 - Rush Limbaugh Program
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December 29, 2015, Tuesday, Hour #2
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Yes, America's Anchorman is away, and this is your undocumented anchorman, Mark Stein.
Honoured to be here in this season of guest hosts, which will continue until the new year.
Eventually, eventually, Rush will return.
Don't worry, someday, someday soon we hear he may be thinking about coming back.
I got a hell of a shock, actually.
The first day I was here, I think it was the day after he took off.
He left Tuesday, and I think on Wednesday I was here.
And normally the great thing about guest hosting for Rush is he's doing something, and he's not listening.
I think one time, just one time in the years I've been guest hosting for Rush, he called up because he was annoyed that I hadn't promoted the new Rush app, I think it was.
And he called up and said, What's Stein wasting his time talking about Syria and Assad or Gaddafi or whatever it is?
Why isn't he talking more about the new Rush apps?
That was the only time.
And then when I was here Wednesday, Rush called up about an hour into the show because he was in his studio in Florida listening as he was getting some stuff ready for Christmas.
And he thanked me because my cat, Marvin, had sent a copy of our new CD, Feline Groovy, Songs for Swinging Cats.
My cat, Marvin, unbeknownst to me, actually, I didn't know this, had sent a copy of our cat album together to Rush's cat, Allie the Cat.
And so Marvin had sent Allie a copy of the cat album down in Florida by FedEx.
I didn't even know my cat had a FedEx account.
That's how I know.
For all I know, my cat is like out at nightclubs using my American Platinum American Express card all night, every night.
Now, I didn't know about it.
I had no idea that my cat had a FedEx account.
And apparently he did.
And he sent a copy of the cat CD to Rush's cat, Ali.
And you know Rush is devoted to Ali if you've ever heard him talk about talk about Ali.
And in fact, there is a song on the album.
And if I'd thought about this, we would probably have tailored this to Rush's Cat Allie, because in fact, there is a song on the album called Alley Cat.
And I heard, I don't know how I heard this, but I heard that Rush's cat Allie did very much enjoy my cat album, Feline Groovy.
But I hope Ali in particular enjoyed the track Alley Cat because that is, you know, that's when you're called Rosanna and the big hit song is called Rosanna or whatever.
That's when you're called Annie and then John Denver sings Annie's song.
So if you're Allie and there's a song called And You're a Cat and there's a song called Allie Cat, you're just purring away in complete contentment.
So I did hear that Rush in fact had enjoyed my cat album.
Breaking news, well not really breaking news, except in the sense that it's more breaking than usual.
The Taliban now control more territory in Afghanistan than at any time since 9-11.
In other words, since the Afghan invasion of late 2001.
So in other words, we have spent 14 years, 14 years, taking at great expense returning Afghanistan to the state it was in on September the 10th, 2001, when the Taliban run everything.
And yeah, Obama there's two things to be said here.
First of all, Obama and the Democrats always campaigned on the fact that Iraq was the wrong war and it was just an almighty distraction from Afghanistan.
And nobody remembers this now because we all understand.
It's like his position on gay marriage.
Remember when he said, oh, well, for me, God is in the mix, so marriage is between a man and a woman.
And all the gay guys and all the activists understood that that's just complete baloney and Obama's just saying that to sucker the rubes.
And it's as soon as it's safe to let the rubes know they've been succored.
He'll say what he's always thinked, which is that he's gay marriage, a go-go, and he's always been gay marriage a go-go.
And that's exactly what it was with Afghanistan, too.
Where he was saying, well, Iraq, you know, that's just Bush chose to take us into Iraq, and that's a distraction from Afghanistan, which is the war we ought to be fighting.
For the Democrats, Afghanistan was the good war.
This Iraq business, all the distraction, when we get Iraq out of the way, we'll be able to focus on Afghanistan.
In case you haven't noticed, we've lost Afghanistan too.
Lost, lost.
LOST.
Obama said he ended two wars.
What he means is he ended two wars by losing them, by losing them.
So the country that's responsible for over 40% of planetary military expenditure has just lost to goat herds with fertilizer.
Taken 14 years to lose to goat herds with fertilizer.
And the same guys are going to be running Afghanistan 24 hours after the last Western soldier leaves as we're running it before the first Western soldier set foot on that benighted sod in the fall of 2001.
And everyone understood.
He didn't really mean it about Afghanistan.
It's just an example of his political sophistication, a way of triangulating, saying, oh, no, we Democrats, we're not just anti-war, we're not just in favor of losing wars.
It's just Bush's war in Iraq we're against.
And once we get that out of the way, we're going to really sink our entire resources into this Afghan thing.
And instead, it's just another lost war.
The Taliban now control more territory than they have since 9-11.
And ISIS are now making inroads into that country.
And Iran, when Iran goes nuclear.
One of the great things I love about we talk about these people as barbarians, but they're state-of-the-art barbarians.
There was a terrible thing this year where a 27-year-old Afghan woman was falsely accused of burning a Quran.
Falsely accused.
She didn't burn a Quran.
But they decided to beat her to death in the street anywhere.
Mob beat her to death in the street, tore her body apart until it was unrecognizable mush, and then tossed it into the street where some truck ran over it.
And then, you know, so basically she's reduced to this carcass, this lump of unrecognizable flesh.
And we know that because all these so-called barbarians filmed it on their cell phones, on their cell phones, so they could upload it to social media because they're state-of-the-art barbarians.
They're barbarians with cell phones, and they know how to upload it to YouTube and Facebook and Twitter and all the rest.
And so you get to see actually quite a lot that's going on in that in the footage they took.
For example, when they toss her carcass into the street and the truck runs over what's left of this poor girl, 27 years old, you can see the Afghan police standing around doing nothing.
These are the guys we trained.
These are the guys with American weapons.
These are guys who have been on our payroll in the sense that everyone in Afghanistan is.
I mean, how do you think all those barbarians filming themselves, clubbing to death, this 27-year-old woman and then boasting about it by taking selfies of themselves with her carcass?
How do you think they got those cell phones?
97% of the Afghan economy is basically the Western intervention.
That's to say, if you take NATO and you take the UN and you take the EU and you take the US and you take everyone, all the Western powers running around in there with their agencies, with their military and all.
That's 97% of Afghanistan's GDP.
So those guys only have cell phones because of us.
And they get cell phones.
Oh, this is great.
You know, when I beat a woman to death before, nobody knew.
I always wanted to, it'd be like the fisherman with you should have seen the one that got away.
So I'd be down there with the lads sitting around saying, wow, I beat this 27-year-old girl to death the other day.
And it's absolutely terrific.
And then I tossed her into the street for the truck to run over.
And they say, yeah, yeah, Mr. Big Talk.
Well, now, thanks to the infidels, I've got this fantastic little cell phone.
So I can cell phone myself, beating the woman to death, tossing her carcass in the street, watching the truck run over her as the Afghan police, expensively trained by the great Satan, all stand around.
And then I can upload it to YouTube and Facebook and Twitter.
And it's just great.
So we have barbarians with cell phones.
When the Taliban are back running Afghanistan.
Their two great allies in the old days were Iran and Pakistan.
Pakistan is a nuclear power.
Iran is a pseudo-nuclear power, according to whether their foreign minister is having lunch in Vienna with John Kerry.
We've seen what happens when you have barbarians with cell phones.
What happens when barbarians have nukes?
That's the world we're building.
That's the world that's going to arise before our eyes at the end of this second decade of the 21st century.
Mark Stein for Rush, we will talk about that and we will talk straight ahead about this Clinton Trump dust-up because Trump has stopped kicking sand in Jeb Bush's face, presumably because he figures he's pretty much got the nomination in the bag and he's now going head-to-head against Hillary.
Hey, Mark Stein, in Farush, in this funky interlude between Christmas and New Year.
I want to talk about this Hillary versus Trump thing before we get it out the way.
Do you know, it's very odd.
It's odd when you think about it, that we are even contemplating the idea of returning Bill Clinton to the White House because, frankly, we should, a respectable, virtuous republic would not even be considering such a thing.
This morning on NBC, on the Today Show, is this?
This Samantha Guthrie referred to Bill Clinton's, quote, alleged relationship with Monica Lewinsky.
So never mind Juanita Broderick and Kathleen Willie and Jennifer Flowers and the rest of the gang.
Even to NBC, even his Bill Clinton's relationship with Monica Lewinsky is quote alleged unquote.
Now she wrote a book on it saying they had a relationship and he wrote a book on it admitting he had a relationship and Hillary Clinton wrote a book on it about Bill and Monica both having a relationship.
But to NBC, it's alleged, an alleged relationship, because in this instance, alleged means the stuff that they don't think the mainstream media think you ought not to be talking about, that they don't think you should be saying anything about, knowing anything about.
So it will always be alleged to them.
It doesn't matter.
Bill and Monica and Hillary can write all the books they want about this relationship, but it will always be alleged.
The defining quote on the media's approach to Bill Clinton came from NBC's Lisa Myers back in, let me work this out now, back, I believe, coming up to 17 years ago.
And Juanita Broderick was Jane Doe number five, right?
That's how many they had.
Jane Doe number five.
And I will remember this because I attended the trial, the impeachment trial of Bill Clinton at the Senate, where Jay Rockefeller IV said he didn't want Jane Doe number five testifying in the United States Senate.
He didn't want Jay IV meet Jane Doe number five.
He didn't want that happening in his beloved U.S. Senate.
So Jane Doe number five is Juanita Broderick.
And she was interviewed by NBC's Lisa Myers about the President of the United States raping her twice.
And Lisa Myers of NBC said to her, the good news is you're credible.
The bad news is you're very credible.
And so NBC mothballed the piece, mothballed the piece.
They didn't broadcast it during the impeachment trial.
But the fact is, NBC's Lisa Myers told Juanita Broderick she was, quote, very credible.
And that was a problem.
They wanted people who were easy to slam as what was the James Carville thing?
A little bit slutty, a little bit nutty.
They wanted them, ones they could slam as sluts and nuts.
And Juanita Broderick wasn't like that.
And she had a lot of the detail that is supposed to be compelling in these he said, she said stories, as, for example, when he looked back at her cut lip.
And Juanita Broderick said, the part that always stays in my mind was the way he put on his sunglasses.
And then he looked at me and he said, you might want to put some ice on that.
Because Bill Clinton, of course, always feels your pain, even after causing it.
Now, we saw what the media's attitude to this is with Don Lemon on CNN the other day when Kurt Schlichter started to bring this up.
And Don Lemon cut him off.
Now, we have a presidential candidate who is running on the basis that women should always be believed when they make.
Hillary Clinton actually said this.
And I don't know whether it's because Hume Aberdeen and all the others all around her are too young to remember what it was like when her husband was in the White House.
But she said women should always be believed.
Bill Clinton is Bill Cosby.
They're both in the same situation.
They've both paid women money in various forms of settlement, discrete settlement, but they have not been convicted of anything.
But the networks, the rerun networks, took the Cosby show off the air because they felt that once the number of women reaches a certain number, then there's no smoke without fire, and it's in the best interest of our network's image not to have anything to do with him.
So the Cosby show, very hard to see the Cosby Show.
All the booking agents cancelled his bookings.
His show's been canceled everywhere.
I think the last place he appeared was, where was it, Kingston, Ontario?
I think he was somewhere up in Ontario.
So he has to leave the country to find a gig.
Bill Cosby, a lot of people accusing him.
People say, well, once it reaches a certain number, Juanita Broderick is Jane Doe, number five.
And Lisa Myers of NBC said, the good news is you're credible.
The bad news is you're very credible.
By which she means you're so credible that you're a problem for the media.
And Hillary Clinton, basically, that bathroom break that Hillary Clinton took is very revealing because it's a power exercise, which is what the Clintons do.
It's like if you remember the 2000 Democratic Convention where Bill Clinton took that huge long walk through all the corridors while the applause was building and building and building and building.
He was like Elvis coming on stage in Vegas in 1975.
It just like took forever.
He started in sub-basement level nine and he walked through all these corridors and stairwells and corridors and stairwells as the applause built and built and built because he understood he's a star and he was in effect daring all the Democrats court eunuchs to stop applauding.
And they didn't have the guts to stop applauding because then he'd just have been walking through those corridors in silence with his wingtips clattering along the concrete floor.
And he knew they wouldn't do that.
He knew they'd applaud, applaud, applaud, applaud.
And that was the same with the bathroom break.
She took a bathroom break as an exercise in power because she knows that it doesn't matter if you've got Martin O'Malley and Bernie Sanders on stage.
They're just a couple of schlubs.
Part two of the debate doesn't begin until she's come out of that lady's room and she's back on stage.
And that was an exercise in power too.
And that's what she has done.
She is in effect, just as she dared the audience to effectively force them to submit to that, and Bill Clinton forced them to applaud during that huge long walk through the corridors.
The Clintons are daring the media to, they know they've got them cowed, that they won't bring any of this stuff up, that they'll react like Don Lemon.
They'll cut you off if you try to bring it up.
That they'll react like this, what's her name, Savannah Guthrie, Samantha Guthrie, whatever she says, Savannah Guthrie on NBC.
That if you bring it up, it's only going to be alleged.
It's a power trip, and Trump busts through that.
Trump won't play by those rules.
Hey, great to be with you.
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Let us go to Jerry in Sacramento, California.
Jerry, it's great to have you with us.
Hi.
Hey, Jerry.
How are you?
I'm doing good.
How's things with you?
Well, against Russia's advice, I'm going to leave the country.
You're leaving the country.
What do you mean you're fleeing?
You're abandoning America.
Yes, sir.
And where are you heading to?
I'm going to go to Fiji, sir.
To Fiji?
Oh, that's...
There's like 200...
That's where my wife is from.
Oh, right.
Oh, I can see that.
I had a very nice, lovely Fijian assistant on an Australian tour of mine a few years ago.
They are very lovely people there.
But do you know much about living in Fiji?
Well, actually, yes, I do, because I've been there about three times.
I'm going for the fourth time in February for two weeks, and then when I retire in May, I'm going for life.
And you're giving up on America?
Well, I can't retire in California.
California's done.
That's an interesting theory, Jerry.
I must say, I'm not, if it's a choice between Californians.
I know why you're laughing, because you know better than that.
It's done.
It's over.
No, California is over.
I mean, I think that's, I think California is, California drives people out, and you're a good example of that.
Basically, California is a malign alliance between the dependency classes and the government class that administers to them, and they squeeze the people in the middle, and eventually the people in the middle get sick of it, and they flee, but they don't usually flee to Fiji.
I don't blame you for that.
They've had a coup or two since 1987, but they don't do that.
We haven't had a coup that's gone far enough, in my opinion.
So you feel actually even that speaks well for the Fijians, that they went ahead and had a coup or two.
They're very nice people.
Ratu Sir Kabase-Barra, who was the first prime minister of independent Fiji.
And Ratu, what does Ratu mean?
You should know that by now, Jerry.
You know what that means?
Well, actually, I don't because I'm not too far into the government there yet, but the infrastructure is in place.
Yeah.
It's easy to live.
The land is cheap.
It's good, man.
Yeah, no, no, that's good.
But Ratu actually means paramount chief.
Ratu means, no, no, Ratu means chief.
I think Tui VT is the Queen's title in Fiji, which means Paramount Chief.
But Ratu is a chief, so you never know, Jerry.
Chances are the odds of you going to Fiji, making it big, and becoming a Ratu chieftain in Fiji are probably far greater than you surviving in California and ever becoming a big chief in Sacramento.
So you may have made the right decision.
With the IRS.
Yeah, no, no.
The Fijian Ratu.
I'll tell you something.
I love the commercials you're playing.
They are just hilarious.
Oh, I'm laughing my butt off here.
Yeah, no, no, no.
That's like when we do keep people on hold, we try our best to entertain them with things like the Broke Back Mountain sequel of John McCain and Lindsey Graham in Return to Saddlesaw Canyon.
So if you've been enjoying those, I thank you, Jerry.
Good luck.
Where are you going to?
Suva?
Nandy, sir.
Oh, right.
Okay, which I think is actually a little bigger than Suva.
My memory is that Suva's actually.
Mr. Serdley is suspicious now.
No red-blooded American EIB guest host should know this much about Fiji.
I used to be, I think it was in the Suva Times.
I used to be reprinted in the Suva Times.
And the reason I remember this is because it was on the back of some, I think it was an Australian syndication deal.
Like the Australians syndicated my Canadian column and sub-syndicated it to Fiji.
But what I always remember is that I got more for appearing in the Suva Times in Fiji than, for example, Jerry is just calling from California, than I ever got for appearing in any California paper like the Orange County Register.
So for example, a guy can live off having his column syndicated in the Suva Times in Fiji.
The American newspaper industry is so dead that I think that you can't live on.
Could easily have your column appearing in the major newspaper in every single state, and you'd still be starving.
That's how dead the American syndication business is now implying that that doesn't explain my expertise in the internal affairs of Fiji.
I must be going there because it must be like bargain basement sex tourism.
It's for people who can't afford Bangkok.
It's not at all like that.
Fiji is a member of the British Commonwealth.
And if you go to Australia a lot, as I do, you meet a lot of Fijians as a lot of Fijians come and work in Australia and travel in Australia and all the rest of it.
And I was in, I've been in Fiji, I think, twice over the years, and it's a beautiful place, beautiful.
I ran into, as I mentioned, I ran into Ratu Sa Kamise Mara, the former prime minister, and I think I once met Ratu Sir George Kakabau, the former Governor General.
So some of my best friends are Fijians.
And Jerry is right that the Fijian Revenue Service is far less menacing than the IRS.
We were talking about the Bill Clinton phenomenon and Hillary and Trump, Trump saying it's ridiculous.
Hillary doesn't want to go there.
And this will be the difference.
You know, basically, in the last couple of elections, the Republican nominees have always let the Democrat media set the rules of the game.
The Democrats did not do due diligence.
Now, we had somebody was on TV this morning, Leslie Marshall, I think it was, who was talking about how it's ridiculous that Hillary Clinton has to somehow be responsible for the actions of her husband.
Well, it's not about that.
I mean, let's put to one side the fact that Sarah Palin somehow has to be responsible for her daughter's boyfriend's cousin's aunt's babysitter back in Wasilla.
If you remember Wazilla, anybody who had any tangential connection to Sarah Palin, that was fair game.
And because the media were all doing that, they didn't do anything about Bill Ayres isn't relevant to Obama.
That hate-mongering church he sat in the pews of for 20 years isn't relevant to Obama.
But anybody, anybody who happened to be standing at the gate of Wazilla Airport and exchanged a pleasantry with Sarah Palin and then got given a parking ticket 10 years ago, that's all fair game to hang around Sarah Palin's neck.
So forget the double standard when Leslie Marshall said that Hillary is not her husband's keeper.
No, she's her husband's enabler.
She was her husband's co-conspirator.
She was her husband's in the racket they were in.
She was part of the racket.
She's the one who used the phrase vast right-wing conspiracy.
She's the one who went on about bimbo eruptions.
And now she's trying to run as because she needs to shore up the Democrat base on this war on women thing.
So she needs to shore up by standing up for women, by saying if women make accusations, they should be believed.
More women have made accusations against her husband than almost anyone shy of Bill Cosby.
But apparently, none of them are to be believed.
And John McCain would have gone along with the Democrats' rules on that.
And Mitt Romney is such a gentleman, he would have gone along with the Democrats' rules on that.
Donald Trump is not going along with that.
And that's going to be a very interesting phenomenon in the coming election.
Mark Stein for Rush, we'll take more of your calls straight ahead.
Mark Stein in for Rush on the EIB net.
Well, I mean that as a serious question, incidentally.
Why is Bill Cosby finished?
He was the most beloved guy.
We keep hearing Bill Clinton is the most beloved guy in America.
If Bill Clinton was on the ticket, he'd sweep all 50 states.
It'd be a landslide.
Americans love Bill Clinton.
They loved Bill Cosby, nice grandfatherly Bill Cosby.
But somehow, for whatever reason, you don't see the Bill Cosby show on TV anymore.
You don't see it on the rerun channels.
He's not appearing anywhere.
Strange that.
Odd that.
You'd almost think, gosh, you'd almost think it was some kind of like racism thing, that somehow when a bunch of women make accusations against a black guy, boom, he's vaporized.
When a bunch of women make accusations against some white southern redneck guy, we're talking about putting him back in the White House for another eight years.
First gentleman, they're going to need.
They're going to need.
You know, I mentioned earlier that fatwa number 64 that ISIS issued.
They tell you basically the conditions in which the circumstances in which you're allowed to have sex with the various sex slaves you own.
If you own a mother, and you have sex with the mother, you're not allowed to have sex with her daughter, or you can have sex with the daughter.
If you own the mother, you can have sex with the daughter, but then you mustn't have sex with the mother unless you sell the daughter.
If you've got two sisters, you can have sex with the one sister, but then you can't have sex with the other sister until after you've given the first sister to someone else.
They're going to have to basically come, ISIS are going to have to do, well, they could probably just use the same fatwa and just replace words like sisters with interns, and they could apply it as the new code of conduct for Bill Clinton as so-called, quote, first gentleman, unquote, in the White House.
Let's go to Susan in San Antonio.
Susan, you're on the Rush Limbaugh show.
Great to have you with us.
Happy New Year.
Hey, Happy New Year to you.
Happy New Year to you, too.
I wanted to call to thank you from the bottom of my heart for the lovely ass chewing you gave to Mary, the cousin of Lois Lerner.
So you think Mary was actually Lois Lerner's cousin.
It's Mary Lady.
It's already closer, you know.
Lois and Mary.
Lois and Mary, the Lerner twins.
I hated them in ninth grade.
It was such a wonderful blessing for me.
I just had to call to thank you.
You've been Russia's Christmas present to me.
Well, thank you.
Thank you for that.
It's a serious business, though, because we have a vast administrative state here.
Nobody knows.
If you disagree with anything the IRS does, nobody knows which polling station you go to to vote them out of office if you don't like the administrator of the IRS or the EPA or any of them.
The administrative state goes and goes and goes, and the Republican Party does nothing against it to stop it.
Who you liken so far in this election season, Susan?
Well, we've been supporting Ben Carson.
Oh, right.
We love him.
He's such a wonderful human being, and it's time for one, I think, you know, in the White House.
But I was going to say, how accommodating of Mr. Obama to return the Taliban's top leaders to them in exchange for Beau Bergdahl so they could get back in shape over there.
So how nice.
And I guess that 27-year-old poor woman, poor woman, I guess she was the older sister.
Yeah, no, no.
Well, you're right that basically Obama returned the top Taliban commanders because the Taliban now controls so much territory.
They really need the red-hot guys to be running it.
So they can't, it's fortunate that Obama released them from Gitmo just in time for them to fly back to Afghanistan and start running key slabs of Afghan real estate all over again.
That worked out great for everybody, Susan.
I think that's just win-win all-round, as Obama would see it.
We get Bo Bergdal, they get an entire country to run around and gamble and frolic in and lease out to whatever terrorist groups they decide to hook up with, Susan.
But Ben Carson, you're not worried at this sort of slippage that seems to be going on in Iowa?
Well, probably.
I mean, we just think very highly of him.
And it would just be so nice to have someone of character and dignity in the office again.
It would just be wonderful, wouldn't it?
Well, you're dreaming there.
I mean, you know, the idea is, the idea is that the idea is that Bill Clinton is the paragon of dignity and that once he's installed as America's first gentleman, that the dignity of the White House will be restored.
That's yeah, enough of the Clintons, enough, enough.
Okay, well, thanks for your thank you.
Thanks for your call, Susan.
And you might be right, Mary might be Lois Lerner's cousin, but I think it could possibly be closer than that.
They might be twins.
They might be identical twins.
Mary might be Lois Lerner.
I don't know.
Have they ever been seen together?
I don't know.
But it's not a small thing, this, when you give administrative agencies huge powers that do not require the oversight of any real judge or real court.
That's a world beyond law, a world beyond law, and no good comes of that.
Then basically, law, as we learned with the IRS, law is what Lois Lerner says it is.
Law is what Lois Lerner said it is.
And it's not a land of law.
It's a land of men, a land of regulators.
And that is not a free society.
Mark Stein for Rush, more straight ahead.
Mark Stein in for Rush.
You know, you've got to love that Savannah Guthrie on the Today Show calling the affair with Monica Lewinsky alleged affair.
The Clinton administration was the first in U.S. history to keep a standardized denial of sexual assault form on file.
It's like, you know, a 1099.
It was like the 1099 of sex.
When Paula Jones's lawyers were sniffing around Arkansas for women who'd undergone similar experiences, a nervous Juanita Broderick, who didn't want to get mixed up in all this at that point, called her attorney who in turn contacted the White House lawyer, Bruce Lindsay, Clinton's buddy.
And shortly afterwards, the president's lawyer, Bob Bennett, then faxed back the affidavit from the White House.
This is how alleged it is.
He faxed back to this lawyer at Arkansas the affidavit of another woman who denied being sexually assaulted with Mr. Clinton.
And all he'd done, all Mrs. Broderick's lawyer did, was replace the original name with that of his client and put it in the mail.
You know, I, your name here, being of sound body, did not have sexual relations with that man, William Jefferson Clinton.
It's like the convenient do-it-yourself Clinton administration home affidavit kit.
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