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Dec. 29, 2015 - Rush Limbaugh Program
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December 29, 2015, Tuesday, Hour #1
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Uh last week, uh just before he took off on vacation, Rush raised a very interesting question.
What is the Republican Party for?
He was talking about this monstrosity of a uh a budget bill that um what's he called?
What are they calling him now?
The bearded baner, Boehner's beard?
Boehner's beard, Paul Ryan managed to usher through the house.
And Rush was saying, what the hell difference would it make if this was a one party state?
If there was no Republican Party and we just elected all Democrats.
Because basically, uh what what John Boehner is doing, uh not John Boehner, what's he called now, the guy with the false beard?
Paul Ryan.
Uh Paul Ryan, the guy with the false beard, uh John Boehner in a false beard, uh, is is doing, is basically providing bipartisan cover for the Democrat agenda.
And Rush was saying what difference it's making.
We got more Republicans than at any time since the Civil War.
Hundred and fifty years.
Uh got Republican House, Republican Senate, and what the hell difference does it make?
And I want to give an example of that, because this budget bill isn't the only example.
This bill was passed on December the third.
The FAST Act.
And FAST stands for fixing America's Surface Transportation.
Uh so it's a transportation bill.
Uh the FAST Act, fixing America's Surface Transportation.
By the way, I will support any candidate who pledges to stop using stupid acronyms in government bills.
Because that's a sign of the infantilization of politics, these stupid acronyms on the stupid monstrous 1200 page unread bills.
Say what you like about George the Third, but the T Act, the T Act was about T. It wasn't because T stood for terrorizing entrepreneurial Americans or anything.
Okay?
The T Act was about T. The Fast Act, Fixing America's Act, December 3rd, this was passed.
It's supposed to be about fixing America's surface transportation.
It's about roads.
In there, somewhere on page 973 or wherever it is, there is a provision in this highway bill that allows the IRS to get the State Department to revoke the passports of U.S. citizens who, as the IRS sees it, owes them money.
You got this?
The IRS will be able to decide whether your passport gets revoked.
Republicans passed this legislation.
The Republican Party did.
A Republican House, a Republican Senate passed a bill giving more power to the IRS.
This is the same IRS that targets US citizens based on their political ideology.
So that, for example, in the run-up to the 2012 election, they effectively took a lot of these Tea Party groups out of the game by tying them up in red tape and IRS paperwork for months and months and months on end.
They didn't target Democrats, they didn't target liberals.
They targeted their ideological enemies.
They did not serve the government of the United States.
They served the ruling party of the United States.
So we're in full-blown banana republic territory with the IRS.
The IRS has powers that revenue agencies in other parts of the world do not have, and it abuse those powers.
And this guy who runs the agency, Koskin, is a political hack who lied to Congress, who obstructed the investigation, who destroyed evidence, who claimed that evidence no longer existed.
No one has been penalized for this.
They've said that Lois Lerner's server was accidentally destroyed and all the rest of it.
Lois Lerner has been suspended, which means she doesn't have to do any work now for the vast government salary she receives.
No one has gone to jail, no one has been fired, no one has paid any penalty for it.
Koskin ought to be impeached.
He would be regarded as unfit for office in any non-banana republic society.
The IRS specifically targeted the conservative base.
And one could argue that it might actually have changed the result of the 2012 election, because it took a big part of the activists out of the game.
And I would certainly say that it changed some results during the election when you get to this or that House race or Senate race.
Yet the position I took when all the IRS stuff came up is that the IRS ought to be abolished and replaced with a revenue agency with constrained powers appropriate to a civilized society.
Instead, the Republican Party has just given them more powers.
They'll now be able to confiscate, in effect, to have your passport revoked.
So next time round, uh, if a Tea Party group catches the eye of Lois Lerner, it won't just be that you'll be able to tie them up in paperwork.
If they're non-compliant, uh should be able to get their passports revoked.
And by the way, you're probably saying, well, Stein, that's all very well for a foreigner like you, uh flibbity gibbeting off to foreign parts, but no red-blooded American wants to leave the country anyway.
Do you realize that uh that states that do not uh uh uh have the enhanced uh security features on their driver's licenses, uh you're gonna need to show your passport just aboard a plane to go and visit your granny in Florida.
So these uh passports in in effect could if you have your passport revoked, you're not even going to be able to travel internally with the United within the United States if you live in some kind of uh certain states.
The Republican Party, the Republican Party has just passed legislation giving uh this revenue agency powers that no revenue agency should have.
The IRS explicitly targeted the conservative base, the people who work hard uh to get Republicans elected.
Uh the the IRS explicitly targeted uh US citizens on the basis of their political ideology, and the Republican Party has rewarded them for for it.
Uh a Republican House and a Republican Senate has rewarded them for it.
Now, Cruz and Rubio, only fourteen people in the Senate voted against this bill.
Only 14.
So it's admirably bipartisan.
Eighty-six uh senators voted to give this corrupt uh IRS more powers.
Powers in effect over your citizenship, because it doesn't matter uh if you are a natural born citizen of the United States, if you don't have a passport, uh in effect you have been stripped uh uh in l in a practical sense of about eighty percent of your citizenship.
Uh what are you gonna do?
What are you gonna travel on?
Okay, you can buy a Syrian passport for six hundred bucks like a lot of these refugees do, uh, but other than that, your options are limited.
Now fourteen people.
Uh uh, sorry, sixteen, sixteen, only sixteen senators voted against them.
Among them were uh Ted Cruz, Marco Rubio and Rand Paul and Bernie Sanders.
Bernie Sanders didn't vote uh, but uh Ted Cruz, Marco Rubio, and Rand Paul uh all voted against it.
Why?
Because they're running for president and they know that eventually this stuff gets out, and at some town hall meeting somewhere in Iowa or New Hampshire, someone's going to be standing up and asking Marco Rubio, why did you vote?
I got tied up in IRS hell for 18 months because I formed a Tea Party group.
Uh why the hell did you vote to give the IRS power to take away my passport?
But none of the Republican senators, if you weren't running for president, you didn't have to worry about this.
You could just wave it through as part of yet another twelve hundred page bill that nobody checks.
And and so in a highway transportation bill, uh we wind up giving the IRS powers to take away your passport.
That's what a Republican House and a Republican Senate does.
Who needs to elect Democrats?
Why be scared of Democrats if that's what the Republicans are doing?
If that's what the Republicans are doing.
That's the problem.
That's the problem, and that's why nobody in this primary season wants any more of that.
If you worked for Republican victories in the early years of this century, when you had a unified president, House, Senate, all from the Republican Party, if you voted if you worked hard for Republican victories in 2010 and you worked hard for Republican victories in 2014, what are you working for?
You're working to give the IRS, you're working for a party that gives the IRS the power to take away your passport.
And then everybody turns around, the George Wills and all the rest of it say, why the hell, what's wrong with the uh what's wrong with the Republican primary electorate this year that they're falling for this clown, buffoon, demagogue, vulgar bully like Trump.
Yeah, well, we've just we've just got a brand new Republican speaker with this bearded Bayner guy, and we've just and the f the first thing he did is this big super transportation bill that gives the IRS the power to revoke your passport.
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Um the the uh the State Department, well also looking at your government at work.
Uh by the way, the IRS thing is not a small thing, because everyone hates the IRS.
Everyone hates the IRS.
It's not like when Republicans talk about cutting funding to the EPA, and everyone thinks that just means, oh, those mean Republicans, they want smokestacks belching uh f smog all over every pristine American city.
Uh there's nothing fluffy about the IRS.
Uh it's not like when you talk about uh uh cutting uh funding for Obamacare contraceptives and everyone says, oh, you're waging the war on women or anything like that.
The IRS is universally reviled.
So if you can't hold the line at not giving the IRS increased powers, you can't hold the line at anything.
As I said, it gets back to that question Rush asked.
What is the Republican Party for?
Because if you don't come up with a current uh persuasive answer to that, you're gonna wind up with uh with Trump.
Trump is basically the hollowing out and annexation of the Republican Party by another force.
Uh and that is what is happening.
And that's why we're seeing stuff about the Republican Party is now uh if you mean the establishment, if you mean uh George Will and uh the the uh and Jeb Bush and the consultants and everything is now talking about running third party because uh the uh the husk of the Republican Party, the dead zombie husk of the Republican Party, looks like it might be hijacked uh by something else entirely.
And um Mark Kricorian actually had an interesting piece on this over at National Review.
If you look at uh most of the recent polls, and certainly if you look at the Iowa front runner and the New Hampshire, between them Ted Cruz and uh Donald Trump have over fifty percent of the primary electorate.
And Mark Cricorian thought the distinction between the two at National Review to be made is like this that Ted Cruz is anti establishment and Donald Trump is anti regime.
And uh and uh Cruz Cruz believes in the existing constitutional order and that you can return to it and operate it.
He's just uh at odds with the hacks and third raters who who dominate what he calls the bipartisan cartel in in Washington.
I had some experience of that myself directly because Ted Cruz invited me to testify uh to his uh Senate science committee a couple of weeks ago, and it was a fascinating experience for me because Ted Cruz is so loathed by his fellow Republicans that they boycotted the entire committee.
Uh all the other all the other Republicans on that committee, starting with the ranking member of Senator Thune, none of them, they were all no-shows.
And Cruz was the uh guy basically for most of the hearing, propping up the Republican side entirely on his own up against six or seven Democrats.
So the Republican establishment hates Ted Cruz, hates Ted Cruz.
But he still thinks you can make the system work if you if you just put uh real people committed to uh observing constitutional government in charge.
Trump represents something bigger.
Uh Trump basically uh has little interest in the US Constitution, couldn't care less about it.
And the the reason he doesn't care less about it is because Obama doesn't care about it.
Obama does what he wants.
Obama legislated by press conference uh a few months ago.
He basically suspended certain Obamacare provisions at a press conference.
Uh uh in a press release, in effect.
George the Third, whose royal prerogative, the US Constitution was designed to prevent a rising in the new republic, uh because legislatures passed laws and then George the Third didn't give them royal assent because he didn't care for them, so he left them kind of sitting on the back burner uh in his inbox for for months and months on end.
Uh and and this system was designed not to do that.
The legislative branch was designed to come up with legislation, and the president couldn't pick and choose which legislation he wished to enact or not.
Obama has done that.
He he picks and chooses which legislation his Royal Majesty is prepared uh to enact.
So certain Obamacare provisions get suspended, US immigration law gets suspended.
So a guy like Donald Trump, who's a businessman and he knows that business is about what you can get away with, what you can get away with, doesn't think the US Constitution is helpful at this point.
So you have two can contrasts here, uh as Mark Kricorian sees it.
Uh for for Mark Kricorian, uh Ted Cruz is anti establishment, but Donald Trump is anti system, anti regime in a much more profound sense.
And when you look at what is happening at things like the IRS and other elements of the regulatory state, it's hard to disagree there's not something in that.
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Let's go to Mary in Palm Bay, Florida.
Mary, you're on America's number one radio show.
Great to have you with us.
Hi, Mark.
Um, I was just calling 'cause I read that article the other day about the IRS having power to revoke passports.
And there's two details that I think um bring that in a little bit.
And one is that the person has to owe more than fifty thousand dollars that they haven't been paying.
And they and if they're in in an agreement to make payments, it doesn't apply to them.
So I mean I mean I know it's a powerful tool, but I don't think it's as broad as you're making it sound that you might be scaring people too much.
Well, look, the the whole thing about the they've made a payment plan, right?
Uh well for start that that uh fifty grand figure includes interest, which is basically loan shark interest that the government imposes.
It's not interest rates you would accept if you were negotiating.
I think they're pretty low.
Uh uh own interest rates.
Uh it also uh i when you say make a payment plan, that's the IRS's way of that's essentially uh a part of the protection racket.
They're saying you may feel that you don't owe us this money, but come to an agreement to pay us so much per month and uh we won't uh seize your home and we won't uh clear out your bank account where we won't you prove that you don't owe it.
Well th uh no that's that's in itself is being asked to prove a negative.
Look, I'm what I'm uh what I'm arguing for uh against here, Mary, is that the IRS I I'll tell you the difference.
I've lived in a lot of uh different countries.
And there is a difference between the United States and other countries that does not speak well for the IRS.
Uh people despise their revenue agencies.
HMRC in the UK is loathed and despised.
Same in Ottawa, same in Canberra, same in France, same in Germany.
Uh people don't like uh revenue agencies even with very limited powers.
But the IRS, this is the only country I have in the in the civilized world that I've ever lived in in which ordinary citizens fear their revenue agency.
Because as we have seen, for example, if you you might have uh the there was some uh shopkeepers, I think they were in uh there have been a couple of recent cases.
I think one was in Illinois and one was somewhere down in Arizona, where they make small deposits.
Uh uh and because if you uh the the bank will not let you make deposits in more than ten thousand dollars.
If you make a deposit of more than ten thousand dollars, the bank has to notify the IRS.
But at the same time, because in other words the ten thousand is a cutoff, then if you make if you make sufficient deposits of nine thousand seven hundred and fifty dollars, they may be perfectly legal, but the IRS will regard them as suspicious and seize the money.
They seize the money.
They just took the money of these storekeepers.
They're not arguing there's anything wrong with what uh the they're not they're not even attempting to mount a case that this money is ill gotten.
This money was paid by people coming into these guys' stores, buying products, and then Uh at the end of the day, these people walk it across the street to the bank and stick it in the bank.
But the IRS has seized it, and then you have to justify getting it back from them, Mary.
And that's not a power that the this revenue agency should have.
By the way, do you you do you do you work for the IRS or do you have a connection with the IRS?
I I do know some people, yeah.
What do you mean you know some people?
That that work for the IRS, yes.
Uh what, friends, family?
I'm not going to go into detail if that's okay.
No, uh I'm tell I'm saying to you, Mary, that this revenue agency is has powers that revenue agencies in free societies do not have.
How do you think word for that?
I was just I was just right uh calling in about that article that were the two details that you didn't mention.
Well well, Mary, let's let's let's uh let's look at the IRS.
Do you think they have what they did in the Tea Party targeting was right?
No, in fact that that code section that that was used for all those organizations, I think it was 50 501 C three or right.
503 C4, I think.
Yeah.
What that I think what that does is it lets organizations um take donations without disclosing them.
And I know that um Obama, some Obama, and I can't remember the name of it off the top of my head, uh, was using that.
And I I think my personal opinion is that it shouldn't be used by anybody to hide who their donors are.
No, no, no, that's a co that's a cop-out, Mary, because I agree with you.
In a in the the uh what it is basically is saying if you uh if you make arrangements that uh meet the definition of the state, we will give you a tax break on certain activities.
And I agree with you, the state shouldn't be in that business.
But when you've got a tax code, as long as this sclerotic uh federal government imposes on the citizens, that's all it is.
It's all part uh the tax code, when the tax code is that long, it's all exceptions.
There are no citizens anymore.
Mary, in your case, and me in my case, when we appear before the United States government, we do not appear as uh uh individuals equal before the law.
Uh what matters is whether we can claim to belong to any of these carved out exemptions that are the reason that this tax code is so long.
And it and there's only a justification for this.
501 C three four, five oh one C uh 501c3, 501c4, 501c 57.
If everybody is treated uh the same, and they're not treated the same.
And as I've mentioned on this show before, uh a fellow called Malik Obama, who runs something called the Barack H. Obama Foundation in Kenya, uh sent in his application for 501c status from Ungia, Kenya.
That's the that's what he did right.
That's the mistake that all these other people made when they're uh applying from Cleveland and they're applying from Des Moines and they're applying from Pocatello and they're applying from Phoenix and they're applying from Palm Bay, Florida.
The the way to get express service from the IRS is to mail your application in, like Malik Obama did from Ungea, Kenya.
And he got his approval in less than a month while U.S. citizens waited two years.
His approval was signed less than uh less than a month later by Lois Lerner herself, and it was backdated by Lois to cover uh the two and a half years that the enterprising brother of the president, Mr. Malik Obama, had already been raking in tax deductible donations from Americans.
Now that's illegal.
She's not actually meant to she's she's not allowed to actually backdate it two and a half uh years.
There's limits uh to uh you're not meant to backdate it more than two and a quarter years.
But Lois Lerner doesn't care about that because it's the brother of the president.
And so she sends him a letter back to Kenya saying that they've backdated it two and a half years.
That's banana republic stuff.
It's but just straight out banana republic stuff.
This foundation, by the way, doesn't do anything.
It's uh it's it's its website shows that it's trying to raise money to build the Barack H. Obama executive latrine on some highway in Kenya.
That's all it does.
It does no charitable activities.
But Lois Lerner didn't need to see the donors for the Malik uh Obama's Barack Barack H. Obama Foundation.
She just fast tracked his application through in less than a month and backdated it two and a half years.
This is stinking banana republic stuff that stinks to the heavens.
And we've just given these guys more power.
They've abused the powers they already have, and we've now given them more powers.
I'm sorry, I don't trust the IRS to decide who should and who shouldn't have a passport.
And this idea about, oh, you make a pl payment plan.
This is what's killed the US justice system.
As I know because I'm stuck in the toilet of the DC Superior Court for these last four years.
You know, in functioning justice systems, it's uh you're guilty or you're not guilty.
In uh in the US justice system, say they say, we're gonna tie you up for twenty years unless you make a deal.
Uh we're gonna we're gonna destroy your life unless you make a deal, unless you come to a deal.
And that's basically what the IRS is offering in its payment plans.
You can agree to a payment plan, or we're gonna take your house, take your business, uh take clean out your kids' uh bank account, clean out your grandma's bank account, and then you can get into a big discussion with us uh about trying to get it all back, Mary.
And uh I understand you're you you you're you're loyal to whatever close persons to you work for the IRS, but the fact is in free societies, the king's revenue agency should not have this power.
And King Barack's revenue agency, where it in fact uh distinguishes between uh taxpayers on the basis of their political beliefs should be abolished and replaced by an agency with far more circumscribed powers.
Thank you for your call, Mary.
We'll take lots more straight ahead.
Mark's Mark Steinen for Rush.
Uh great to uh be with you, and uh don't forget the great Eric Ericsson will return to the golden EIB microphone tomorrow.
Uh uh just to go back to what Mary was saying, uh because the other thing about this is uh your passport's taken away without a judge or a court having any say in it whatsoever.
In other words, uh the IRS is in effect judge, jury, and executioner.
They decide to prosecute the case, uh they adjudicate the case uh and they impose the penalty.
And again, that is something that does not happen in free societies.
And we know the Democrats are in favor of this, so we don't need in a two-party system where one party's in favor of that, the other party ought to be offering an alternative.
If both parties, what it means essentially, is that uh a lot of the stuff that's gone on in the last few years since all this came out a couple of years ago about Lois Lerner is just a charade.
We've watched these hearings, right?
You switch on the uh TV and they're having an all-day hearing and the RS commissioner is being uh questioned and Lois Lerner is pleading the fifth, and the Republicans are asking all these tough questions, and it turns out it's all meaningless.
It's just a little bit of theater because when it comes to the bill, they vote to give the same corrupt revenue agency that's spending all these hours stalling them and stonewalling in these hearings.
They vote to give that revenue agency more power.
Uh more news from your government department as we approach the end of the year.
Uh the State Department has got a brand new hashtag, because that's what they all their hashtags are just terrific.
United for Ukraine.
Uh that's the one that uh Marie Half and Jen Saki held up, great big cardboard hashtag, and you go and ask the Ukrainian people how that's working out for them.
United for Ukraine.
They've got a new end of the year hashtag, hashtag 2015 in five words.
And they're listing State Department foreign policy successes of 2015.
Um and you may after reading these, you remember what state may be wondering what State Department is this?
Is this the State Department of some obscure planet uh briefly mentioned in Star Wars episode seven?
Uh Hashtag 2015 in five words.
Winning fight against violent extremists.
Five words.
Protecting Arctic climate and communities, five words.
Iran peaceful nuclear program ensured, five words.
Bringing peace, security to Syria, five words.
These are State Department success stories of twenty fifteen.
Bringing peace, security to Syria.
Uh if that's the case, why uh why are we having to take ten thousand Syrian refugees?
If there's all that peace and security in Syria, why aren't they stampeding back to Syria?
Why is Sweden being overwhelmed by Syrian refugees?
Why is Austria?
Why is Germany?
Why are Syrian refugees sneaking into Europe?
And uh well, that brings me to winning fight against violent extremists.
What about Paris?
What about San Bernardino?
Uh bringing peace security to Syria.
So that's great news.
I didn't know they had peace and security in Syria, but it turns out they do, and everything's just going hunky-dory there.
In fact, meanwhile, back on planet Earth, beyond the State Department hashtags, you remember the State Department, the biggest hashtag that Obama got mixed up with uh this last year was that one that Michelle Obama posed with hashtag bring back our girls about the kidnapped sex slaves by Boko Haram.
Uh yeah, how did that work out for those kidnapped girls?
Has anyone brought them back?
No.
On that, it's amazing.
The cardboard hashtag, uh, the magical cardboard hashtag apparently has no power.
Uh ISIS's Committee of Research and Factuas, they're like the IRS of ISIS.
Uh, they've just issued fatwa number sixty four.
Um this is dealing with some of the brothers who have committed violations in the matter of the treatment of female slaves, and these violations are not permitted by Sharia law.
So they've uh so they have issued uh clarifications.
Um if the owner of a female captive who has a daughter suitable for intercourse has sexual relations with the latter is not permitted to have intercourse with her mother, and she is permanently off limits to him.
This is fatwa number sixty-four from ISIS.
They've just clarified that if if if you own, if you're the owner of a mother and daughter, you basically got to decide which one you're gonna have sex with you're not allowed to have uh sex with both of them.
Um if if you own a mother and a daughter, as they do, the owner of two sisters is not allowed to have intercourse with both of them.
Rather this is fatwa sixty-four.
No, not strawberry leather twenty-three, fatwa sixty-four.
It's like the it's like the ISIS version of Love Potion number nine.
It's fatwa number sixty-four.
The owner of two sisters is not allowed to have intercourse with both of them.
It's Mambo number five for it's horizontal mambo number sixty-four.
And uh the owner of two sisters is not allowed to have intercourse with both of them.
Rather, he may only have intercourse with just one.
Uh the other sister is to be had by him uh only if he relinquishes ownership of the first sister by selling her, giving her away, or releasing her.
So if you own two sisters, if you own two hot-looking sisters, uh and you have sex with the first one, you're not allowed to have sex with the second one unless you first sell the first one to some other guy or or give her away as part of an everything must go storewide clearance sale of uh of ISIS uh sex slaves.
So this is this this is Yeah.
Right, right.
You could.
All you have to do is just give or you might be feeling sorry, around about this time of year, Christmas, you might be feeling sorry for some guy across the street whose sex slaves are getting a little up there in years, maybe they're ten, eleven, twelve, and so you give uh you give him one of the sisters that's uh old and worn out and you've no longer got any use for, and so then you move on to the second sister.
This is this is the world of bring back our girls once Michelle Obama has put down the cardboard hashtag.
And yet, according to the State Department, one of their great successes is this year is peace and security in Syria.
Mark Stein, in for us on the EIB network, the thirty-five foot artificial Christmas tree on display in Stockton, California, caught fire and burned to the ground.
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