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Aug. 9, 2012 - Rush Limbaugh Program
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August 9, 2012, Thursday, Hour #1
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Welcome to today's edition of the Rush 247 podcast.
Hi, folks, how are you?
Greetings and welcome.
Great to have you, Rush Limbaugh, as always, behind a golden EIB microphone here in what's called the uh Till of the Hun chair.
A distinguished Limbaugh Institute for Advanced Conservative Studies, our telephone number if you want to be on the program, 800 282, 2882 email address L Rushbow at EIBNet.com.
Folks, I'm a I'm stuffed up today.
I do not feel badly.
I do not I don't have a cold.
I don't have any of that, but I've I feel a little stuffed up.
I don't know if I sound it.
Um I do sound a little stuff.
Okay, yeah, good.
Well, uh I was just talking to a guy.
Um one one of the uh uh highly overrated members of the staff of the tea company was in here.
And it's time to upgrade computers, and I'm talking to him about it, and I'm a voice is getting weak as I'm talking.
Oh no!
Show just about to start.
So um, oh, by the way, Sturdley, yes, you can use Thunderbolt.
That's what it's for.
I found out that Brian migrated over the air station.
It took six hours.
You can do it in 45 minutes with Thunderbolt.
That's what it that's what it's for.
Now why are you asking him anyway?
He doesn't know why you I swear, I sometimes I just I I don't understand it.
Yeah, never mind.
Here's the ask me for who knows this stuff.
What I you didn't want to bother me, right?
Exactly right.
So Brian bothered me.
You ask Brian, he comes in and bothers me.
Anyway, I'm sorry for the inside baseball stuff, folks.
It's just it's uh uh it's one of those, it's just one of those things.
But I'm I'm you know what I'm sitting here doing.
I'm I'm trying to think of a campaign ad from the past in my lifetime to compare with the Romney killed my wife ad.
We know every we know that the Romney or that the Obama people know that it's a lie.
We know that they knew that everything in it was false.
They don't care.
That that is the big point.
They don't care.
The point of that ad.
Maybe we should spend some time um uh explaining what the purpose of this is.
Because we a lot of people make a mistake.
If you for example, you uh my friends and so I know how you think of yourselves.
You're you're honest, you're ethically uh uh attentive.
I mean, nobody's perfect, but you try to do your best.
You don't purposely screw people, you don't lie on uh on purpose for uh your own aggrandizement and gain, and therefore it's it's it's really hard to uh relate to people that do.
Because you wonder where is their conscience.
It's very when you're not unethical, and when you care about integrity, and when when honesty and these kinds of virtues, when they matter to you, you are understandably sometimes inexplicably befobbled in dealing with people who don't have any of those concerns, who aren't honest, who aren't ethical, who don't have a conscience, who's not concerned with virtue.
And so understanding those people.
Uh sometimes it's a waste of time, sometimes it doesn't matter once once that you uh once you do figure it out.
But what they're trying to do, remember they they do not have one thing they can say about their candidate.
They don't have one thing they can say about Barack Obama.
There's not one positive thing.
There's not anything that's happened in this country that he's had a hand in in the last three and a half months that they can say, this guy's great, we need more of this.
They can't, all they can do, they have to shore up their base, and then they have that they've decided that they're gonna do whatever it takes to make the people of this country think that Mitt Romney is one of the most reprehensible human beings on earth.
And it doesn't matter to them how they get that done.
They have got to take away Romney as an alternative choice to Obama.
They have got to say, yeah, okay, maybe Obama's not done the best, but this guy, we can't afford this Romney, because this guy's even worse.
People died when Mitt Romney got involved in their lives.
I mean, this is, and they're perfectly fine with that.
They're perfectly fine.
There is no.
It's like J.R. Ewing once said on Dallas, once you get past the integrity roadblock, everything's easy.
And that's who we're dealing with.
And that's, by the way, that's who Obama and David Axelrod have always been.
So the ad, the ad is not really, the purpose of the ad is not really to say that people died when Mitt Romney got the purpose of the ad is to make Mitt Romney look like an absolutely reprehensible, horrible human being.
And this is just the latest ad in the effort to get this done.
Now I've had two reporters call me today, email me, and said, why are you so upset at Andrea Saul?
Andre Saul is Romney's spokeswoman who went on Fox 24 hours ago, yesterday morning, and responded to this Romney killed my wife ad by say, well, if she had lived in Massachusetts, she would have had health care.
Why were you so upset about that?
Myron York, one of the guys that wrote me said, Rush, I got a question for you.
No matter what Obama does, the Democrats circle the wagons and defend him and support him.
Here you had what might be a little slip-up by one of Romney's people, and you and Coulter and Eric Erickson at Reg State went ballistic.
Why didn't you circle the wagons around Andrea Saul?
I said, because it's and I this is what I told him, and I don't know if it's going to appear in what he writes.
I said, in my opinion, the Democrats are unified.
They're unified in a singular objective, and that's beating us forever and always, every day.
We are their number one enemy.
We're a bigger enemy than Al Qaeda.
We're a bigger enemy than a Muslim Brotherhood.
We're a bigger enemy than a Soviet Union.
We're a bigger enemy than you pick it.
Beating us is all that animates them.
And whatever it takes, the Republicans and conservatives, I said, are not unified.
And we conservatives don't think the Republican establishment knows yet what they're up against.
That ad was a smear.
The way she answered, and I'm not harping on her now, folks.
This is not, don't want anybody get I'm not hitting a girl here.
This is not the question I had after after hearing Andrea Saul's response, do they did they not get the premise?
They're just accepting the premise here.
Romney killed my wife.
No, I understand what this ad this ad was whatever.
It was a well, some people said it was a smear.
It's worse than a smear.
The way to respond to that ad was not to accept its premise and then say, well, I mean, it was it's it scared me that they may not know what they're up against.
That that's the reaction I had to it.
And that's why I don't know that I went ballistic, but probably going ballistic now, but I uh I did.
I did yesterday, and I'm saying I'm not trying to attack her, because it's not just her.
Uh I ask myself daily if the Republican establishment really understands that what we're up against here.
And I I ask myself every day, do they understand this is not just the usual politics of the day.
And some days I'm answer that in a way I like, and other days I'm not convinced that they do.
So that's that's why uh what was there to circle the wagons around.
So the point being, I'm thinking, is there anything a campaign ad from the past to compare with Romney killed my wife?
Now the the liberals, and Snartley just told me tonight the liberals say Will, Will, uh, ever heard of the Willie Horton ad?
Yeah, I have a problem with the Willie Horton ad is it was true.
Willie Horton went on furlough and committed those atrocities.
He did it.
The liberals think that the Willie Horton ad was unfair because it was racist, obviously.
Willie Horton, a black criminal, went out and committed crimes at a gas station.
It was true.
He was furloughed by a liberal Democrat soft on crime, Michael Dukakis.
Everything in the Willie Horton ad was true.
Then it's okay.
How about the Swiftboat ads?
You know, they hated the Swiftboat ads.
Another thing.
The Swiftboat ads were true.
It was Swiftboat crew members who had served with John Kerry who said the guy's a fraud.
It was true.
The Swift boat people knew Kerry.
The Democrats and the media were, as Byron York said, circling the wagons and covering up, which is what they do.
They are unified.
As much as they might disagree with each other, and as much as as I I'll bet you that even within the Obama campaign, there are people who think, for example, that Jay Carney's incompetent.
I'll bet you that there are people think that Bill Burton's incompetent or Stephanie Cutter's a fool, but they don't say so.
They support him, and that's what Byron York's question to me was that they'll because they have an overriding concern.
That's wiping us out.
That that's that's not that we we don't have that on our side.
We don't have a unity of purpose like that on our side.
The conservatives Tea Party people, we've got it.
About the Republican establishment, we think doesn't have it.
So they're out there telling themselves that that we almost are owed this, Romney killed my wife Ed, uh, because of all the dirty tricks we've played on them in the past, when all we've done is total truth about them.
At least in the case of the Willie Horton ad and the Swiftboat veterans, uh, both ads were true.
But they were both from the Republican side.
So the media, the media has enshrined those two ads in history as horrible and maliciously false.
Willie Horton and the Swiftboat ads.
Now you go back to 1964, LBJ's Daisy ad.
If you haven't seen that ad, if you weren't alive, that was LBJ versus Goldwater.
The same kind of campaign.
Goldwater was going to destroy the world.
Goldwater was a bond villain.
Goldwater, most irresponsible, finger poison nuclear button, Goldwater was going to launch nuclear weapons, everybody was gonna die.
Goldwater was irresponsible.
Everything they say about conservatives today was saying about Goldwater then.
And they produced an ad, and it's a little girl, uh black and white ad, a little girl out there picking daisies, picking flowers, and she's smiling, and she got a little blonde and curly hair, and one.
I picked this for my doggy, and I picked this for my I mean, she wasn't saying anything, just smiling at me, and the next thing you knew, there's the mushroom cloud.
A nuclear detonation, wiping out the little girl, picking flowers called the Daisy ad.
And all that ad did was say that Goldwater would start a nuclear war if he was elected, and that he wanted to.
I you where do you go from Romney killed my wife?
What's the next ad?
You know, it's it's still only August.
What do they do next?
No, no, I guarantee you are gonna get an ad.
Where was Mitt Romney on 9-11?
Did anybody see what you think that's unreal?
How can anything be more disgusting than this one?
And they they're standing by it even though they know.
You they're out there lying, say they didn't know this, Stephanie Cuttery had her yesterday, Bill Burton.
Well, I don't know the facts of this man's story.
They know the facts of this guy's story.
They've known this guy since March or April, this this Soptic guy who worked at GST Steel in in Kansas City.
But already Romney is a felon.
He is a murderer.
He is a poisoner of children.
Of course he'd start a nuclear war if he got a chance.
And he did anybody see Mitt Romney on 9 11.
Yeah, well, abuse the family dog.
Yeah, then they said his wife took a ball pean hammer to a horse that lost a race.
We could do that.
You know, to take off on Michael Vick.
Yeah, Vic did some things with Pitbulls.
You know what Ann Romney does to horses that lose?
She goes out, she buys a hammer, she slams them to death.
What's to stop them?
If they're gonna run an answer, Romney killed some guy's wife.
Why wouldn't Ann Romney run out and kill horses that lose races?
That's all they've got, folks.
It's all they've got.
They don't have a candidate that they can say four more years about.
They don't have a candidate because he's a great guy.
They don't have a candidate because he knows what he's doing.
They don't have a candidate about whom they can say this guy's got our answers.
They've got a disaster they have to get re-elected.
They have an incompetent, contemptuous disaster of a president that they've got to get re-elected.
And they care as much about staying in power themselves as they do about keeping Obama in the White House.
It's only a matter of time before the Obama campaign tries to tie Romney to 9-11 somehow.
I mean, after all, the attack was in the financial district of New York City.
Bain Capitol's located in Boston.
All of Bain's competitors are in New York.
Now we all know that Romney was calling the shots in 2001.
And if Mitt Romney had no compunction by killing a guy's wife, well, is it too big a stretch to imagine 9-11?
I mean, where can they go from this?
But they will go somewhere.
Now we're getting stories.
I started a trend.
I almost feel badly about this.
I all week I've been talking about how it works.
Now there's probably everybody on a blog is talking about how it works.
And I frankly honestly think it doesn't.
This stuff, I think they're I think they're going way too far.
I I I think vast majority, well, vast majority is too much.
I think some people in this country are disgusted with this campaign.
I think they are fit to be tied, repulsed, disgusted with this, like we all are.
Be right back.
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We have uh we've found microphones everywhere.
We've come across people that the Obama campaign is thinking of using in future ads against Mitt Romney.
It's called more about Mitt.
No, more about Mitt Romney.
I don't think Mitt Romney understands what he's doing to hardworking Americans like me.
I live in Oklahoma.
And when Mitt Romney was governor, he did nothing about me being laid off by the fire department last year.
Uh I lost my job six years back before Bang Capital took over the meal.
And uh Mitt Romney never offered me my job back or offered to pay my health insurance or house note or car note or nothing.
I went to Staples, a company Mitt Romney found it, because they had a coupon in the paper.
But they said it wasn't good because it was from last week's paper.
I was so disappointed.
I don't think Mitt Romney understands what he's done to everyone in America.
And he hates women and doesn't pay any taxes.
Priorities USA Action is responsible for the content of this ad because we believe everything Harry Reed ever said is absolutely true.
Besides, it fit our agenda, so we ran with it because we are desperate as hell to win.
That's exactly right.
Where do they go from where do you go from Romney killed my wife?
The uh audio soundites we get to them when we come back from the break here at the bottom of the hour, state run media now equating the Romney welfare ad to the Obama murder ad.
And there is a school of thought, because that the Romney welfare reform ad accusing Obama of taking the work requirements out of it.
That's a marshmallow ad.
And yet the regime is over the moon fit to be tied angry about this ad.
And one of the schools of thought is that getting mad at Romney's welfare ad gives cover to the Romney is a murderer ad.
Anyway, uh you'll you'll you'll hear members of the mainstream media agreeing that the Romney welfare ad just as bad as that murder ad.
So you sit tight, lots coming when we get back before you know it.
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The ancient Martian crater, where the Curiosity rover landed looks.
According here to the AP folks, where the Curiosity Rover landed looks strikingly similar to the Mojave Desert in California with its looming mountains and hanging haze, say scientists.
Looks strikingly similar to the Mojave Desert.
What if it is impression that you get is how earth-like this seems looking at a landscape, says the chief scientist.
Ah, no, no, I'm just kidding.
Just kidding.
Strikingly similar.
You're gonna have conspiracy theorists pop up now.
Well, yeah, Rush, everybody knows the moon thing was fake.
Yeah, well, where's the where where's the fake moon studio?
Where was it?
Romney's office.
Bain Capital finance the whole thing.
You didn't know that?
Bane Capital finance the fake moon landing, all of them.
Audio sound bites.
This is yesterday and last night, a montage, various uh media figures from the drive-by media equating the Romney welfare ad with the Obama murder ad.
Now, one thing.
This this Romney ad on gutting welfare reform, accusing Obama of taking the work requirements out of it.
They really are exercising, but they are just livid over this ad.
And it it can only be for one reason, and that is it's the truth.
That's what sends liberals and Democrats into orbit is when you tell the truth about them.
That's why they didn't like the Swiftboat ads.
That's why they didn't like the Willie Horton ad.
And the reason they don't like the welfare reform ad that Romney, because it's a marshmallow ad.
And the the ad, yeah, the the the text in the ad is is is accurate, but it's not delivered in a hard-hitting table pounding way.
It's a very measured tone.
It's not uh boisterous in any stretch of the imagination.
And yet they are fit to be tied over this.
In fact, the New York Times has an editorial today.
The New York Times doesn't even have a real news story on the Romney Killed My Wife ad.
The politico, the politico is covering for Obama and the campaign on that ad.
The New York Times doesn't even have a real story on it, but they have an editorial calling Romney's welfare reform ad a new low in the history of politics.
So here we have an audio soundbite of media people trying to equate these two ads.
This is what both sides are doing these days.
Both sides are boiling mad tonight at the other because they each one thinks the other's been dishonest in a very, very unfair way.
And frankly, they're both right.
It's prevalent on both sides, and it's leading directly in these ugly ads.
Independent fact checkers, though, have said that the claims in the ad are false.
Got that going on on both sides.
They're just flat out wrong.
They're untrue, and that's coming from both sides.
This sort of desperate uh fictionalization.
And then, of course, you have on the Romney side, they're ridiculous ad.
It doesn't have murder in it, but it does have the welfare ad, which is also riddled with just downright.
It's complete lies.
There aren't any lies in the welfare reform.
The Republican governors of the regimes talking about asking for waivers didn't.
It's Obama and the campaign lying through their teeth.
Folks, I got no reason to lie to you about this.
I we it's why we're talking about the top of the program.
We don't want to get where we end up by lying.
That that's not sustainable.
It's not a real substantive win.
We I we happen to care about that.
Maybe we're too honorable.
I don't know.
But I have no reason to lie to you about any of this.
And there's nothing in it for me to be wrong.
It does not help me to be wrong about any of this.
There aren't any lies in the Romney welfare reform ad.
There's no comparison in the two ads.
Obama's got an ad saying Romney killed my wife.
Here is that ad.
Let's listen to it again.
And then Romney has doubled down with a new welfare reform ad that's going to really take them off.
But here is this disgusting Obama ad blaming Romney for the death of the steel worker's wife.
When Mitt Romney and Bang closed the plan, I lost my health care.
And my family lost their health care.
And uh a short time after that, my wife became ill.
I don't know how long she was sick.
And I think maybe she didn't say anything because she knew that we we couldn't afford the insurance.
And then one day she she uh became ill, and I took her up to the Jackson County hospital and admitted her for pneumonia, and that's when they found the cancer.
And by then it was stage four.
It was it was there was nothing they could do for her.
And she passed away in twenty-two days.
I do not think Mitt Romney realizes what he's done to anyone.
And I furthermore, I do not think Mitt Romney is concerned.
No.
Kill the my wife, uh, not concerned us in the regime.
When called on this, we don't know the guy's story.
But what we know is, what we know is that Mitt Romney's bank capital took everybody's health insurance.
No, none of this, none of it happened.
The Obama campaign has been caught lying.
They've been caught red-handed lying about the ad.
It was just a month ago that the Obama campaign hosted a conference call and ran ads featuring the same story that they claim to know nothing about, with the same guy.
Joe Soptic.
Same guy.
They all know this.
But they don't care.
They don't all they care about, and they don't care what you think of them.
Their focus is the people reading about this on Facebook and Twitter.
Now the way that works is people see the ad, and whatever reaction to it they have.
Let's say get the pro-Obama read.
My you believe this.
Why, well, Romney, being capital actually.
So these people start tweeting this ad and putting it on their Facebook pages.
And it goes viral.
And then the pop culture set who's not watching television for news anymore, just getting their news from Twitter and Facebook.
They said that's what the Obama campaign wants.
That's how they want the ad to spread.
They want people to see the ad, devoid of any context.
They just want to see the ad.
They want to see this guy.
All said, his wife died, Mitt Romney caused it.
That's what they're trying to achieve.
Not true, it doesn't matter.
They don't have any respect for the people's country.
They're not they're not burdened with any of that.
They don't care what people think of them.
What they care about is what people think of Romney.
And that's what they're attempting to do, is create a caricature of Mitt Romney as a rich, insensitive guy who doesn't care what happens to anybody but himself.
People die, he doesn't care.
People get sick and get poisoned, he doesn't care.
People are poor, he doesn't care because he's a rich guy.
And he won't release his tax returns.
All of it, that's all they're doing.
They're not trying to win the election with a triumph of their ideas.
They can't.
They're not trying to win the election with a recitation of Obama's record.
They can't.
All they can do, all they can do is turn Mitt Romney into Satan.
That's what they're trying to do.
So naturally, those of us uh opposed to Obama when we see this happening, and we don't see the campaign reacting to it in a way that makes it look like they understand what they're up against, and yeah, we're a little bit ticked off.
Now, here's the new Romney campaign ad, which is doubling down.
They do okay in their ads.
Sometimes they get rapid response out of the ads are are okay.
Uh which is good as far as it goes.
And here's the latest.
This is from Romney's website, Mitt Romney.com, new ad entitled The Rise and Fall of Welfare Reform.
This bill will help people to go to work so they can stop drawing a welfare check and start drawing a paycheck.
Why should an able-bodied person receiving welfare benefits not be required to work?
It's an important change.
Yes, people ought to work.
Hardworking American citizens should not be required to carry people.
I introduced uh a concept of work fair in 1986.
I remember being pilloried by my colleagues on the Democratic side at the time for suggesting that there'd be mandatory work requirement for anyone receiving welfare.
I was not a wild uh a huge supporter of the uh the federal plan that was signed in 1996.
So they have all these Democrats talking about welfare reform and the work requirements from Clinton to Carl Levin was the second voice.
Uh John Kerry, who by the way served in uh in Vietnam.
Hey, you heard Biden in there, and it ends with Obama.
I didn't agree with any of that.
I'm not a huge supporter of making people work uh for Wolfir.
Uh, they're gonna be really ticked off because he's he's not he's what was the number?
What is the number?
One hundred million Americans now receive a welfare check.
One hundred million Americans.
In terms of the total population, one-third of this country gets a welfare check.
If you reduce that to the adult population, you're getting close to 50% of the adult population that receives a welfare check, and that's just fine with Obama, as you know.
Let's take a brief time out and we'll come back and resume right where we left off.
And here, ladies and gentlemen, is the first Romney welfare reform ad that the New York Times says is a new low in American politics.
The New York Times says that Romney hit the bottom on welfare with this ad.
Mitt Romney's campaign has hit new depths of truth twisting with its accusation that Obama plans to gut welfare reform by ending federal work requirements.
The claim is blatantly false, but it says a great deal about Romney's increasingly desperate desire to define the president as something he's not.
It's it's a parallel universe.
It's Twilight Zone, and they don't have a single story of any of any substance of any weight about Romney killed my wife.
That ad.
Here's the ad the New York Times is so exercised over.
In 1996, President Clinton and a bipartisan Congress helped end welfare as we know it by requiring work for welfare.
But on July 12th, President Obama quietly announced a plan to gut welfare reform by dropping work requirements.
Under Obama's plan, you wouldn't have to work and wouldn't have to train for a job.
They just send you your welfare check.
And welfare to work goes back to being plain old welfare.
Mitt Romney will restore the work requirement because it works.
That's exactly what Obama did.
And he did it very quietly, by the way.
There was no big fanfare celebratory announcement.
There was no calling the press, gathering in the Rose Guard.
Hey, look at the vast and the wonderful and great improvements that I am making in welfare.
They did this under cover of darkness, late in the day, quietly, no ceremony whatsoever.
It's such a great damn thing.
Why no pomp and circumstance?
And this ad you just heard, that's the New York Times says it's the most despicable thing yet.
Now the New York Times they did do a fact check on the uh Romney killed my wife ad.
And the only thing they said about it was the super pack ad, the Romney Killed My Wife ad compresses time in uh way that links the closure of the steel plant with Mrs. Saptic's fatal illness.
That's all they said about it.
That's all they said.
Let's go to Soundbite Seven is Bill Burton.
This is the guy that runs the pack that did the ad.
A truly uh disgusting figure.
He's on Anderson Cooper last night on CNN.
Cooper says, How can you imply that Mitt Romney and Bain are somehow to blame for that poor woman dying of cancer?
My goodness.
We we don't, and we would not.
I mean, those fact checks presuppose that that's exactly what we were trying to do, and that's not the point of the ad.
The point of the ad is to tell the story of the impact that Mitt Romney had on the lives of thousands of people.
When he came to town, they lost their jobs, they lost their health care, they lost their pension benefits.
And that impact is felt still today in those communities.
So uh we didn't imply that Romney killed her.
We're just telling the story of how Romney killed her.
We didn't imply anything.
We're just telling the story.
But again, the steel company asked Bain in.
I we're going blue in the face.
I don't even think it matters to get the truth of this out.
That's because that's that's a distraction in itself.
That's not what this is about.
What this is about is how low and despicable and disgusting the people around the president of the United States are, and just exactly the kind of people they are.
I mean, the the Bain Capitol was asked in there.
Uh this woman even had health insurance for two years.
This guy was offered a buyout.
He wasn't just summarily fired and sent to the tar pits.
He was offered a buyout.
And he would have been able to pay for his own health insurance had he wanted to.
But no!
He didn't.
So now it's all Romney's fault.
And Romney is separated by six years from this story.
Here's more from Bill Burton.
Answer Cooper says, but you're a smart guy.
Look, you got a lot of smart ad people in that group you're working with, and half of that ad is him talking about his wife's demise.
And it ends with him saying, I don't think that Mitt Romney realizes what he's done.
The implication, Burton, is clearly that Romney's responsible or the actions he took led to this woman's death.
There are thousands of stories that happened as a result of Mitt Romney and his time at Bain.
And some of them are really tragic.
But just because they're really sad or tragic doesn't mean that they should be off limits.
Well, we think it's important to tell the stories of these folks and how they were impacted by Mitt Romney.
He put his business expression.
A woman dying.
And how is a woman dying being how I mean she had health insurance from her job after this man lost his job and then she got an injury years later and then lost her insurance?
Right.
To say that presupposes that we're trying to link Mitt Romney with her tragedy.
You've made it commercial about Mitt Romney, and and it's all about this woman's tragedy.
If you're not trying to link it, why are you even talking about her?
Right.
Well, we're not implying that that that Romney killed a man's wife.
We're just telling the story about how Romney killed the man's wife.
That's all we're doing.
The uh vibrator and dildo crowd not happy in New York City.
Vibrator giveaway.
Did you know they were giving away vibrators in New York City?
And uh it attracted long lines.
There were a lot of people that wanted a vibrator, but it came to an abrupt end when the city told the promoters to pack it up.
The Trojan Condom Company set up pleasure carts yesterday, two Manhattan neighborhoods.
They were giving away 10,000 vibrators.
Melody Henry, who was in line, grumbled about Mayor Doomberg.
You don't want anybody to have fun.
You can't have a giant soda.
You can't have a vibrator.
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