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All right, ladies and gentlemen, particularly those of you in Ohio.
The Columbus Dispatch posted at 2.59 a.m. today the following story.
Headline reads, Limbaugh safe from voter fraud charges.
Radio host encouraged fans to vote Democrat.
Radio talk show Titan, Rush Limbaugh.
Well, they didn't say Titan.
They put host.
I added Titan.
Radio talk show host Rush Limbaugh been telling his audience for days now that he could be indicted for encouraging Ohio Republicans to take a Democrat ballot in the March 4th primary in what he calls Operation Chaos.
Could that actually happen?
Not likely now, Ohio officials say.
Leo Jennings, a former union thug and spokesman for Democrat Attorney General Mark Dan, said, quote, we have no intention of prosecuting Rush Limbaugh because lying through your teeth and being stupid isn't a crime.
Mr. Jennings, if lying and being stupid were crimes, you would be serving a life sentence as we speak.
When asked whether she has concerns about what Limbaugh did, Secretary of State Jennifer Bruner, a Democrat, said, well, I think it's very bad form, and I think most voters are intelligent enough to make their own decisions.
Limbaugh's Operation Chaos in Ohio, Pennsylvania, and other states holding presidential primaries is designed to help presumptive Republican nominee John McCain win the November 4th election.
The idea, let's see if the drive-bys get this right.
The idea is to encourage Republicans in those states to vote for Hillary as a way to prolong the Democrat fight for the nomination with Obama, possibly making it more difficult for Democrats to unite in a fold.
By the way, folks, I must tell you that as commander of Operation Chaos, I am considering issuing new orders for Pennsylvania on April 22nd.
I haven't made up my mind, but depending on how things shape out between now and then, it might be even more fun since Obama's trailing by double digits to get him a little closer in this primary.
But then that could maybe take away from Mrs. Clinton's momentum.
So I have not determined yet what the orders will be for the Pennsylvania primary, but I just wanted you to know that your commanding officer is thinking about it.
Back to the Columbus Dispatch.
Now, the idea is to incur.
Oh, already read that.
Some critics have complained that Limbaugh is improperly encouraging voters to break the law.
In Ohio, party switchers are supposed to sign a form of testing under penalty of election falsification, which is a felony.
that they support the principles of the party.
That would not stand up in court.
A loyalty oath, maybe, in Saddam Hussein's Iraq, maybe in Raul Castro's Cuba, maybe in Hugo Chavez's Venezuela, maybe in Hu Jintao's China, but not here.
Loyalty oaths simply...
I must admit to being somewhat saddened by this news, folks.
I actually was having dreams about being led out of my broadcast complex here in handcuffs.
But alas, it just doesn't look like it's going to happen.
The Attorney General, no, the Secretary of State, no.
Now we're back to the union thug spokesman for the AG.
No, yeah, for the AG.
Jennings said it'd be difficult to prosecute anybody because they also have constitutionally protected freedom of speech, and it's hard to prove voter attempt or intent.
You can't just make the assumption that someone is lying.
Oh, that's a great lie.
Yes, we can.
If they're named the Clintons, we can.
All right, so it looks like no charges of voter fraud in Ohio will be brought against either you or me.
Now, to all of you who are supporters of Operation Chaos, you should know that our operation, our mission, is facing a huge threat, a counterattack.
Mr. Chaos himself, Howard Dean, is all over television promising, threatening to end the chaos by July 1st.
All of our work, all of our efforts shall not end in this manner.
Our cause is too great.
We must press on.
As a mantra for those of you who are troubled by the attempt here by Howard Dean to bring an early end to Operation Chaos, remember Bill Clinton, remember South Carolina.
The last time the chaos was about to end, Bill Clinton played the race card, gave us all new life for Operation Chaos.
This uncivil war should not end.
It will not end in their minds until Mrs. Clinton is inaugurated.
Here is Howard Dean.
He was on with Harry Smith today, the early show on CBS, and Harry said to him, hey, there's a lot of ill will growing among Democrats, Mr. Dean, Dr. Dean's polls show a significant number of supporters of both candidates.
Say they're going to switch to John McCain if their candidate's not chosen.
How are you going to put this back together again?
The candidates have got to understand that they have an obligation to our country to unify.
Somebody's going to lose this race with 49.8% of the vote.
And that person has got to pull their supporters in behind the nominee.
That's our obligation.
We do need to keep in mind that personal attacks now often do have the seeds of demoralization later on.
So I want to make sure this campaign stays on the high ground.
So Smith then says, well, when the primary season's over, do you want the superdelegates to have some sort of vote immediately so that you'll know months in advance of the convention what the outcome is?
Well, I think the superdelegates have already been weighing in.
I think there's 800 of them and 450 have already said who they're for.
I'd like the other 350 to say who therefore at some point between now and the 1st of July so we don't have to take this into the convention.
Look, Mr. Dean, you are now conducting a counter-strike on Operation Chaos.
And we've been ready for this.
We've been prepared for this.
That's why there's another three phases of Operation Chaos.
If you missed the explanation of Operation Chaos Phase 2, Phase 3, Phase 4 yesterday, I'll do it again here shortly so that all of you are up to speed.
But, Mr. Dean, just count every vote out there, Howie.
Stop trying to obstruct the process.
Superdelegates are part of the process.
They get to vote too.
They're not second-class delegates.
And you can't force them to vote when they're not ready to vote.
This very, very undemocratic here, what the chairman of the Democrat National Committee is attempting to do.
Make no mistake about this, though, ladies and gentlemen.
This is a calculated counter-strike on Operation Chaos, a brief time out.
I'll come back and explain phases two, three, and four right after this.
By the way, it's not just Howard Dean, ladies and gentlemen, that's trying to thwart Operation Chaos.
A former chairman of the Democrat National Committee, Chris Dodd, has also said they got to end this before the convention.
They can't go to the convention without a nominee.
It just isn't going to work.
Operation Chaos in full bloom, in full force, and the Democrat Party fully aware of it.
I mean, look what happens here.
Just count every vote, Howie.
It's the only way to do this.
First, the Democrats try to deny military voters in Florida.
Remember that in 2000?
And then they try to rig the 2000 election.
They tried to rig it by going to court.
And now they're trying to disenfranchise some of their own delegates.
Yeah, you know, this bunch ought to change their name from the Democrat Party to the Aristocrat Party because that's what it looks like, the schlubs, the everyday Democrats that go vote in these primaries.
It's not going to matter.
Mrs. Clinton has as much as said so.
Now, yesterday, we had our second call like this.
We've had callers from Texas who are foot soldiers, enlisted officers in Operation Chaos.
Both of these gentlemen, one in Austin, the other from Galveston, not only voted for Hillary Clinton in the Texas primary, they went a step further, they went back and they caucused.
Operation Chaos operatives went back and caucused for Hillary Clinton.
These two are just two of many.
These two are now delegates to the Texas State Convention.
We have operatives on the inside of the Texas State Democrat Convention.
They are delegates for Hillary Clinton.
They will be there undercover.
They will be there as Operation Chaos covert operatives.
But they are not the only two.
I've heard talk, I'm sure that you have too, that the drive-by media says that Operation Chaos isn't working, which, as I said yesterday, is just great news.
It's music to my ears.
If they think it's not working, they will continue to ignore us, ha ha.
And we will be able to slither in underneath the radar, making them even more vulnerable.
Now, folks, there are many phases here to Operation Chaos.
We're simply here still in phase one.
Phase one consists of operatives changing party registration, voting in Democrat primaries in upcoming states.
This happened in Ohio and Texas in record numbers.
Looks like it'll happen in Pennsylvania in record numbers.
In this case, voting for Hillary to continue the bloodletting in the Democrat Party all the way through their convention for the chaos to continue.
Now, the second and third phases of Operation Chaos consist of exactly what you've heard happening in Texas.
Our operatives actually are being named delegates to state party conventions.
Third phase of Operation Chaos will lead to some of these delegates being sent and named as delegates to the Democrat National Convention in Denver.
So, Democrats out there, and you members of the drive-by media, you who think that Operation Chaos isn't working and is ineffective, remember this.
When we get to Denver and a Democrat National Convention and you look around and you're a delegate, the person next to you could be mine.
The person sitting next to you and your delegation could be an Operation Chaos operative.
Now, let's fantasize for a moment about where phase three of Operation Chaos could take us.
I mean, let's say we get down to this convention and they get into credentials fight, and all of the votes that have taken place up till now in the Democrat primaries are rendered meaningless.
The superdelegates weigh in, the credentials fight, all that goes on.
Let's say it comes down to a close vote: 10, 20, maybe 30 votes separating Obama and Hillary.
Phase 3 of Operation Chaos makes it quite possible that my operatives, my operatives, will determine the Democrat nominee.
It is quite possible that I and my operatives will be choosing the Democrat presidential nominee.
You might be saying, Rush, why are you giving this away?
I mean, you're running a covert operation, yet you're telling us about it.
That's exactly right because you don't think it's true.
You think I'm making it all up.
You think I'm smoking.
You think I'm just having fun.
Furthermore, you don't even think it's effective anyway.
You're wide open, vulnerable for phase three of Operation Chaos.
I'm happy to tell you what I'm going to do.
I spell out what our intentions are in this program every day for 20 years, and you haven't been able to stop us.
You will not be able to stop phase three of Operation Chaos.
We have, here at the EIB network, we have highly skilled information technology technicians and professionals working on a special encryption program so that I can send instructions to our operatives at the Democrat National Convention via their handheld wireless devices, iPhones, whatever it is, whatever they use.
And this is how Operation Chaos will send the message to various operatives that are there as delegates to the Democrat National Convention.
It's being tested as we speak.
It'll be ready in just a few days, probably toward the end of next week.
So, even if you are forewarned, all of you liberals and drive-by media people, Democrats, you will not know, and you will not be able to trust, and you will not be able to confirm just which of your delegates in Denver are mine.
Part of Operation Chaos, they will have been credentialed.
They will have passed all the tests.
They will have been to state conventions prior to arriving in Denver.
They will have been briefed.
They will be told how to vote by me, depending on their number and the closeness of the final vote at the convention.
And it'll be easy for them to receive my instructions because of the special encryption that we are working on for our wireless transmission to their handheld devices.
So, those are the next phases of Operation Chaos.
And I just wanted to alert you to both of these instances.
The no crimes have been committed, no charges in Ohio for voter fraud.
And I mentioned the phase two and phase three of Operation Chaos yesterday in the final hour of the program, and I wanted to get to it the first part of the program today so that everybody was up to speed on it.
Let's go to the audio sound bites for just a second.
Last night, Fox News channel John Kasich filled in for Bill O'Reilly and said this about Operation Chaos.
Obama was doing robo-calls in the Republican households asking them to cross over and vote.
What are we going to do?
Investigate Obama for election law violations?
Is Rush Limbaugh the greatest tweaker in the history of radio?
I mean, he tweaks everybody.
Looks like he may have tweaked the liberals again.
They've actually opened an investigation in Cuyahoga County on this.
They did, but it has been, well, it's not definite, but it looks like it isn't going to happen.
Then, I want to get this one out of the way because it's a standalone and it doesn't relate to anything that I have on Tapper today, but it does relate to things we've been discussing the past couple of days.
Me and Senator McCain, PMSNBC-TV last night, the live anchor Tamron Hall was talking to Matt Lewis, townhall.com.
They had this exchange.
I've heard some people who are Democrats say because of the infighting and because people like Rush Limbaugh have gone after McCain, that anybody that Rush Limbaugh dislikes as a Democrat, you kind of have to like.
Yeah, in fact, Rush Limbaugh said he's not going to endorse John McCain because it would hurt John McCain with independents and probably Democrat voters.
So, you know, I think Rush will vote for John McCain, I'm sure, but he's probably smart not to endorse it.
So the drive-bys looking for any opportunity to ignore the chaos going on the Democrat side now have focused on my criticism of McCain's foreign policy speech.
And they think they're going to succeed in distracting from Operation Chaos by virtue of that, but they won't.
The problem for Democrats is that criticism from me is what McCain wants.
Do they not understand this?
McCain wants criticism from me.
He's going after Democrats and independents, not conservatives.
And if he wants those votes, the best thing can happen is for me to criticize.
Now, I'm not doing it for that reason.
I'm just the way this is all falling out is that the more conservatives criticize McCain, the stronger he gets with the people he really hopes to vote for him.
Pure and simple, ladies and gentlemen.
This is the drive-bys, even though this program is on for three hours a day, five days a week, 15 hours, no password is required to listen to this program.
No super secret receiver.
No PIN number is required.
All you have to do in any of over 600 American cities is go to your radio and turn it on and listen.
But the drive-bys don't do this.
They go to websites that summarize out of context what happens on this program when it's right in front of them.
They could go to my website, read the transcripts each night, find out what is said, but they don't.
And yet they claim to know exactly what is going on here.
It is hilarious.
All right, your phone calls are coming up much more straight ahead right after this.
And it's Open Line Friday.
Get into your phone calls in mere moments.
But first off, ladies and gentlemen, this is, I just love this guy in a way.
I just love this guy.
Fox News, Jeff Goldblatt, they posted this on their website yesterday.
This was supposed to be the week that Reverend Jeremiah Wright Jr. returned to the pulpit to preach for the first time since his anti-American sermons generated nationwide outrage and drew condemnation from his longtime parishioner, Barack Obama.
But citing security concerns, Reverend Jay Wright canceled his speaking engagements in Florida and Texas.
A spokeswoman at his former church in Chicago said his schedule is pending.
A two-week Fox News investigation, however, has uncovered where Jay Wright will be spending a good deal of his time in retirement and is a far cry from the impoverished Chicago streets where the preacher led his ministry for 36 years.
Fox News has uncovered documents that indicate that Reverend Jeremiah Wright's about to move to a 10,340 square foot four-bedroom home in suburban Chicago currently under construction in a gated community.
Price of the home, $1.6 million.
Now, while it is not uncommon for an accomplished clergyman to live in luxury, Wright's retirement residence is raising some questions.
Andrew Walsh, the associate director of the Leonard E. Greenberg Center for the Study of Religion in Public Life with Trinity College in Hartford, you know, this is where George Will went, by the way.
Some people think deals like this are hypocritical.
Jeremiah Wright himself criticizes people from the pulpit for middle classism, for too much materialism.
So he's entitled to be tweaked here.
So the question really is, how unusual is this?
It's somewhat unusual.
According to documents obtained from the Cook County Register of Deeds, Jeremiah Wright purchased two empty lots in Tinley Park, Illinois from a Chicago restaurant chain owner, Kenny Lewis, for $345,000 in 2004.
Documents show that Wright sold a property to his church, Trinity United, in December 2006, with the proceeds going to a living trust shared with his wife.
So he gave the money to himself.
The sale price for the land was just under $308,000, about $40,000 less than Wright's original purchase two years earlier.
Public records of the sale show that Trinity, the church, initially obtained a $10 million bank loan to purchase the property and build a new house on the land.
But further investigation with tax and real estate attorneys showed the church had actually secured a $1.6 million mortgage for the home purchase and attached a $10 million line of credit for reasons unspecified, ladies and gentlemen.
For reasons unspecified in the paperwork.
There's apparently nothing wrong with that, according to nonprofit tax expert Jack Siegel of Charity Governance Consulting, who examined public documents that Fox News obtained from Cook County.
At least looking at it from a public document standpoint, clearly not a problem that jumps out in this sort of world.
Well, what is the problem then?
This story goes on to say that it's quite common for parishioners to outfit their pastors in homes, rectories, with great luxury.
Yes, I will admit that.
It's hard to get a preacher, hard to keep a good preacher.
So you give them the house and whatever else.
But this guy's preaching against it for everybody else.
And by the way, might I ask a question?
Remember that speech that Michelle Maybell Obama gave in Ohio prior to the Ohio primary, in which she was talking to a bunch of, we'd have to say, lower middle class women in the audience.
I think it was in Zanesville.
And she was going on and on and on about how hard it had been for her and Barack because their student loans were going to drag into their 40s.
And until Barack hit it big with a couple of books, they were worried about their futures.
And all these women in the audience are nodding their heads.
And then Michelle Mybel Obama began preaching against middle classness, middle classism.
She specifically urged the women in that audience to avoid corporate careers.
Do not go to Wall Street.
Don't mess around with hedge funds.
Don't become a corporate lawyer.
Stay in service to the needy.
Stay in the help jobs.
Stay in those jobs.
That while very valuable, very important, don't pay much.
And she used the term, avoid middle classness.
Now, the reason this is important is because people are trying to figure out, okay, here's Barack Obama, who has spent 20 years with this guy, the preacher.
He's a mentor.
He's a spiritual advisor.
He was a preacher.
And Obama's still out making excuses for the guy.
Still out making it.
Well, yeah, if you had a speech this many turbans over 20 years, you can take sound by all of this stuff to try to excuse it.
And it's not working because people are still harping on it.
Now we have the connection.
We know for a fact that Reverend Jeremiah Wright had a profound impact on Michelle Mybel Obama because she's out there urging voters in Ohio prior to the primary the same thing Reverend Wright's telling his flock.
And while Reverend Wright's telling his flock to avoid middle classism or middle classness, in other words, don't try to acquire material things.
Don't go out there and try to find nice houses.
That's not what it's about.
That's playing the game with a country run by rich white people.
And so Michelle Maybell Obama is echoing.
So we know that she had a profound effect on, or he had a profound effect on her because she's out there spewing exactly what this guy's been saying himself to his flock.
We have to assume, ladies and gentlemen, because we're talking about a presidential race here, we have to assume that Barack Obama was similarly influenced.
By the way, I didn't get to this yesterday, but there was an interesting piece by Lisa Fabrizio at Americanspector.com or whatever it is, American Spectator Online.
And she said, wait a minute, can we back off?
Can we get rid of some of the emotion here about Reverend Wright?
Who was he talking about running the country?
Rich white people.
And Lisa Fabrizio's point, I'm going to have to paraphrase this.
I don't have her piece in front of me from yesterday.
He may have have a point.
He may have a point about the rich white people running this country.
But the point he didn't mention is that the rich white people he's talking about are on his side of the political aisle.
The liberal Democrats are doing the same thing he's doing, trying to keep people stuck in whatever economic class that they're in.
They are not for economic growth.
They're not for the emancipation of people.
They are for the continued suffering of people so that Democrats as runners of government come along and make it okay.
And so while he's out there trashing rich white people, he's actually trashing his fellow Democrats and his fellow socialists.
I'm really making her point briefly, but that's what it is.
So this is going to continue these little dribs and drabs of information about the Reverend Jeremiah Wright.
And in fact, here is an AP story.
White House hopeful Barack Obama suggests he would have left his Chicago church had his longtime pastor not resigned, had the Reverend not retired, and had he not acknowledged that what he had said had deeply offended people and were inappropriate and mischaracterized what I believe is the greatness of this country for all its flaws, then I wouldn't.
Why do you have to add that?
See, this, you just have to throw that in, don't you, Barack?
Here's, let me, here's Barack again.
Had the Reverend not retired, and had he not acknowledged that what he had said had deeply offended people, were inappropriate, and mischaracterized what I believe is the greatness of this country for all its flaws.
Now, don't misunderstand, folks.
I know we're not perfect, but he has to throw that in because his constituency doesn't like this country.
His constituency is angry at this guy.
I'm talking about liberals.
I'm done, no race comment here.
I'm talking about liberals.
So he has to admit the country's flawed.
It has to be flawed because Bush are running it.
And then he says, I wouldn't have felt comfortable staying in that church if he hadn't retired.
He said this during a taping of the ABC talk show, The View.
We've got, by the way, holding here in my formerly nicotine-stained fingers.
How many soundbites?
One, two, three, four.
We got five soundbites on this show today.
It is saccharine.
You, folks, you may need to go out and get some diabetes medicine because this is so sugary, sweet, phony baloney, plastic banana, good time rock and roller that your insolence is going to skyrocket.
The arousal gap is back.
These babes on a view were treating Obama like Clinton got treated in the night.
I'm telling you, the arousal gap is back.
And that's where he said this today was on the view.
Well, if the Reverend Wright hadn't stepped down, I would have left the church.
No, Barry, we are not buying it.
And don't forget, Obama is now apologizing left and right over all of this.
It's Open Line Friday, hosted by me, Rush Limbaugh, America's real anchor man.
And if you're just joining us, the Columbus Dispatch published this morning a story by Mark Nikette.
Limbaugh safe from voter fraud charges.
Ohio officials say that charges on voter fraud likely will not be brought.
Craig in St. Simon Island, Georgia.
You know, I was up there last November for the first time.
That is a beautiful place.
Thank you, sir.
I enjoy living there, too.
First time caller, Rush Mega Dittos.
Thank you.
I wanted to bring everybody's attention to the Earth Hour that's going to be on by the sponsored by the global environmentalist Wackos.
Between 8 and 9 on Saturday night, we're all supposed to turn our lights off to show concern for the hoax that is global warming.
Yeah, well, how many people are going to do this, do you think?
I don't know, but I've got to have every light in the house on and maybe even rent one of those searchlight arrays and damn straight.
Damn straight.
And you'd have a retractable roof.
Open that so that all the lights can be seen.
You know, I'm going to be out in a secret location in Southern California all weekend.
I'm going out there for a speech to a private group, super secret location.
And we're going to have this place lit up Saturday night in more ways than just light bulbs.
Way to go, Rush.
I just wanted to let everybody know, turn your lights on.
There will be.
That's a good thing.
There will be.
Well, people's lights are going to be on anyway.
You know, this is the nutty thing.
People's lights are going to be on anyway.
What's growing?
Oh, I know it's the night sky.
I know.
Light pollution.
Light pollution.
Yes, this whole environmentalist wacko movement.
Well, light pollution is growing.
But Mr. Limbaugh, with all the life of the affinities and the power plants, we can't see the beautiful Tharv.
And we want to see the Tharves, Mr. Limbaugh.
We want to see the heavens.
We want to see where we're going to have to live.
We have to vacate this putrid planet because people like you have destroyed it.
Well, if I could find a way to get you people who think this way to those stars, I would do it.
I'd even go into league with Richard Branson to make it happen.
I didn't even know this is, what is this called?
Earth Night?
Saturday Night's Earth Night.
Turn off the lights from 8 to 9.
Turn them on.
He's exactly right.
Turn them on.
There are going to be some wackos will turn their lights off and so forth.
Hickory, North Carolina, Todd, you're next to the Rush Limbaugh program.
Hello.
Megadido's Rush from the Tar Hill State.
Thank you, sir.
I just want to give an Operation Chaos bulletin.
If anyone in the great state of North Carolina is wanting to participate, they need to change their voter registration by April the 11th.
If it's after that, you're going to be too late.
You've got a lot of time then.
You've got a little over two weeks to make up your mind as to whether or not as a Republican you want to change registration and vote in the Democrat primary in North Carolina.
And I've been getting emails.
I must be honest about this.
I've been getting emails from North Carolinians who have literally been begging me to suspend Operation Chaos in North Carolina because of the importance of many of the down ballot races on the Republican side for local congressional state house, the U.S. Congress, and that sort of thing.
Right.
We've got a pretty important governor's race going on too right now.
A pretty important governor's race.
Yes, that's all very true.
And these things have to be taken into account.
Why don't you wait for guidance from me as to what to do with North Carolina?
Because we may be able to sacrifice a state here in Operation Chaos.
If that state has some truly, truly important Republican down ballot races that people need to participate in, we might suspend and exempt North Carolina special dispensation.
I haven't decided on it yet.
Well, only with your grace and blessing.
Well, I appreciate that, sir.
Loyalty to the commanding officer is required for any successful operation, chaos or otherwise, to succeed.
I am getting a slew.
I haven't gotten any from Pennsylvania because Republicans know they don't have a prayer there anyway.
Philadelphia, Pittsburgh, have a prayer, so they're happy to have fun with their vote count for something because it doesn't as Republicans.
Now, Harrisburg, where we own Allentown, we own that.
Wilkesbury, we own that.
Pennsylvania is like a mini-United States.
You've got Philadelphia on the East Coast, Pittsburgh on the West Coast, and you've got America in between.
Well, I mean, you know, I love both these cities.
I go to Pittsburgh and Philadelphia a lot.
But really, in Philadelphia, Republicans know, you know, lost cause unless your votes for Arlen Spector.
And Pittsburgh, it's much the same way.
So we haven't had any requests from people in Philadelphia.
We did not get any requests from any Pennsylvanians to suspend Operation Chaos in that state, nor have I heard any from Indiana.
But I have heard from a lot of people in North Carolina.
So we'll figure it all out, folks.
Wait for orders from headquarters.
Brief timeout back after this.
Boy, it's been a long time, ladies and gentlemen.
But we have an SUV update coming up early in the next hour.
We haven't seen these kinds of headlines for a long time as the drive-bys have been focused on getting us out of Iraq and losing the war there, destroying Republican candidates and building up Democrat candidates.
But the SUV story is thankfully making a comeback.