| Time | Text |
|---|---|
| She's gold and broke, teaches school. | |
| Some folks say it isn't cool, but she says the pledge of allegiance anyway. | |
| He's got the red, white, blue flying high on the farm. | |
| December 5, 10, 10 on his left arm. | |
| Spend a little more in the store for a tag. | |
| In the back it says USA. | |
| He won't find nothing that he can't fix. | |
| With WD-40 and a craftsman wrench, he ain't pretty, duh. |