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I don't exactly know who Chu is.
It's all about ending a deep state.
Alien life, like a pedophile, you know, and it just seems to tie all of that together.
Welcome to the fourth episode of QAnon Anonymous.
I'm your host, Jake ****, and I'm here with my beautiful co-host, Julian ****.
And we are here to break down and get into and disassemble and reassemble the sweeping conspiracy theory that is taking over your favorite message boards, mainly 4chan, maybe 8chan, and also Reddit to some extent.
Daily Stormer.
The Daily Stormer.
What is that?
That's a terrible place, isn't it?
Probably.
That sounds like a horrible... That sounds like a... not quite Stormtrooper, but... But it's around that.
It's based on that.
But it's based on that.
Fuck!
No shoutouts to the... whatever that was called.
Nope, they don't exist.
They don't exist.
Today's episode is called, We Don't Say His Name.
John McCain is his name.
Yes.
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to... No, no, it's okay.
I mean, if you don't know, now you know.
Here's what I'm thinking.
I think for the good of the podcast, and I think for the good of the humor of the podcast, and give Julian a little bit something more to play with, I think from now on, I'm going to come from the place that Trump is a 4D chess genius.
That everything that's going on, every little thing, politics, finance, all the stuff, that he is the ringleader.
And I think that that dynamic of us playing off each other, I think will be interesting.
And I'm not going to do an ingest.
I'm really going to try to make the case that this guy is an absolute genius.
I have always said that I wanted to debate an unwrapped cheeseburger from four days ago.
Just sat down in front of a mic, so I'm looking forward to our conversations.
Wait, what kind of cheeseburger?
I mean a McDonald's one if it's unwrapped and left alone for four days.
I mean, it's as good as fucking new, bud.
So yeah, you'll be doing that.
I'll be continuing to be an asshole.
Yeah.
Nothing will change there.
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Yes.
Sorry to make you wait, everybody.
We're going to talk about El Senador John McCain.
First of all, John McCain died.
That is a thing.
He is dead.
Here are some beautiful tweets.
Ryan Noble, CNN Washington correspondent or whatever.
So he wrote, unbelievably dramatic.
Just as Senator John McCain's coffin was brought up the steps of the U.S.
Capitol, the skies opened up.
It was a heavy pouring rain and the Honor Guard did not break their stride at all.
And then Dana Bash quote tweeted that and wrote, the angels were crying.
Here at CNN, just a few blocks away, no rain, just there.
And then the Washington Post, this is their fucking awesome hot take.
So Jennifer Rubin, who's a conservative blogger at Washington Post and an MSNBC contributor.
So love that left-wing media.
Yeah.
She wrote, just as 9-11-01 galvanized a generation of young people, perhaps 9-1-18, the date of McCain's funeral, will be the inspiration for another generation of Americans to eschew tribalism and seek common ground in defense of overarching values.
What the fuck are they talking about?
So, this is the biggest stretch I've ever seen.
From honoring somebody who has passed away.
We were not spared, unfortunately, even our heroes kind of towing the line.
Even Bernie Sanders jumped on board and said, John McCain was an American hero, a man of decency and honor, and a friend of mine.
He will be missed not just in the U.S.
Senate, but by all Americans who respect integrity and independence.
Jane and I send our deepest condolences to his family.
If you think this guy represents civility or some sort of higher order of politics, Remember that he ran with Sarah Palin as his VP.
She is the pre-Trump.
I mean, she couldn't, you know, she had zero idea what she was doing.
She, uh, not to say that Trump doesn't, but I mean, she was more of a... No, but she was the first to, like, not be able to name a magazine she read.
Yeah, couldn't name a magazine.
She just had no real, she had no real understanding of policy.
She sort of was this reality star.
Well, dude, she's also shot wolves from a helicopter, so if you think that she's not tough, think about how tough that is.
I think that's fucking tight.
Yeah, shooting a predator from a plane.
Did McCain shoot anybody from a helicopter?
No, his plane went, yeah.
He crashed quite a couple people.
I thought Lindsey Graham had a funny joke in his eulogy.
He said that if we charged John for all of the aircrafts that he destroyed, he wouldn't be able to pay it back in his lifetime.
And it was a joke, but at the same time, I was like, oh, damn.
That's awful.
That's fucking cold-blooded, my dude.
So, you know, I mean, I knew that there was something fishy about John McCain because of many, many different moments in history where he's, like, kind of, somehow— Many, many, many different moments.
So I read Free Ride.
John McCain and the Media by David Brock and Paul Waldman.
And I found it very, very interesting.
It was a comparison of like, you know, like the general perception of him to, and matching it to his policies.
So I'll pull up like a very kind of interesting opener, you know, because this is really about his relationship to the media, which is one of the most unique relationships ever between a politician and the media.
I mean, who would, I mean, I just don't know anyone else that you could have this kind of weird week-long Irish wake. It was just... Yeah, especially when
you go back and look at the record and it's stuff that if anybody else did it, the
media would be like, Well, I'm not! Okay, so here is the media...
I don't know what I'm talking about!
Here's the media... Listen, old man. Here's the media about John McCain.
The New York Times, RW Apple.
A man of unshakable character, willing to stand up for his convictions.
Jacob Weisberg for Slate, an original, imaginative, and at times inspiring candidate.
Allison Mitchell, New York Times.
Mr. McCain is running as the blunt anti-politician who won't lie, who won't spin.
Howard Kurtz for the Washington Post.
While most candidates talk up their chances, McCain engages in anti-spin.
David Nihon for the Boston Globe.
He rises above the pack in admitting it's not all the other party's fault.
He's eloquent as only a prisoner of war can be.
Roger Simon for US News and World Report.
McCain conveys a great sense of vigor, a sense that anything can happen on his campaign.
Mike Wallace for 60 Minutes.
There's something authentic about this man.
Jake Tapper, the famous Jake Tapper, for Salon.
Basically just a cool dude.
That's what he had to say about him.
Basically.
Yeah, basically.
Not 100%, but basically.
This was all the campaign season 2008, so it's not like his death.
This is just an ongoing relationship he has with the media on both sides, but specifically kind of centrist to liberal media, where they just love the guy.
And the authors have identified the kind of The kind of base messaging of John McCain, the myth, like what has been established by these media portrayals of him.
Yeah.
So the first is that John McCain is a maverick.
The second is that John McCain is a moderate.
The third is that John McCain is a straight talker.
The fourth is that John McCain is a reformer.
The fifth is that John McCain doesn't do things just because they're politically expedient.
The sixth is that just about all you need to know about John McCain's character is that he showed courage as a prisoner of war in Vietnam.
And the seventh is that John McCain has too much integrity to use his war record to his political advantage.
So one of the big things that John McCain considers himself as a campaign is a campaign finance reformer.
Now, what a lot of people don't know is that before being a campaign reformer, John McCain was actually in a campaign finance scandal.
It was called the Keating Five, and John McCain, if you look into it, was able to kind of flip the story so he never really took responsibility for this, but basically it was John McCain doing the usual shit, which is taking donor money behind closed doors and changing policy and organizing meetings between legislators and private interests, right?
And this so much gets into what Q has to say about him later,
which we'll get to after the official record.
He got caught doing that and he, it became a kind of big deal.
And now nobody talks about that. They talk instead of what he did after,
which was a PR job to show that he wanted to do campaign finance the right way
because campaign finance reform. And this is a quote directly from,
from the book.
The answer is that the issue of campaign finance reform and the McCain Feingold
bill in particular, which is the one that he's known for, became a vessel into which the press could pour all of its
disgust with the practice of politics.
The details of the bill and whether it would truly be effective in curbing the influence of special influences ended up being almost beside the point.
The issue gave the press the opportunity to write about all the terrible things it sees on Capitol Hill.
The blatant buying of influence, the shameful groveling for campaign contributions, the symbiotic relationship between those who hold power and those who want the powerful to bestow gifts upon them.
They banned soft money, but unfortunately, since the Democrats profited more from soft money than the Republicans, it actually hampered the Democrats over the Republicans.
So again, totally conservatively aligned in what he's considered like a kind of centrist on.
Right.
What it did, actually, is rather than diminishing, the amount of money spent on political campaigns exploded.
And while they had previously been at least some accountability for the parties that received soft money and what they did with it, groups like the Swift Boat Veterans for Truth, which if you remember, they took down literally what's-his-face Democrat who ran.
So when the bill passed in the House, the conservative editorial page of the Wall Street Journal assured its compatriots, in truth, there's a better chance the measure will aid Republicans in winning the White House, Senate, and House rather than impede them.
Nailed it!
Oh, and someone, a Republican election lawyer in private referred to the bill as the Democratic Party Suicide Bill.
So this is the central bill that McCain is known as being a finance reformer for.
Okay, so let's put that one to bed.
That is done.
It acts as this kind of astroturf entity for the Republican Party in which they don't have real resistance.
They have this supposed centrist guy who wants to reform things.
But if you look at the terror bill specifically, and this is a case in which I think his time
in Vietnam and living under torture and all of these things should really come to play,
right?
Was it?
Were they tortured?
Yes, they were tortured.
Because I also had read something that they were held up in the Hilton and it actually
wasn't that bad.
It was called the Hanoi Hilton, but it was not.
No, they were tortured.
Okay.
I haven't done any research on it, so I can't really say it.
None of my research...
None of my research took away what happened in Vietnam.
They just identified in the research that he used it as a cudgel immediately to try to gain political expediency.
There's a million quotes by John McCain where he's in a weird sticky situation in a debate and he just goes, I haven't been questioned this much since my interrogation in Hanoi.
Like he'll do that all the time.
He'll subtly remind people and most of the time he doesn't need to because people will open articles on him completely unrelated to torture or foreign intervention or anything and they'll just bring up that he's a veteran and a survivor.
So it's like this identity that Cary was never allowed.
No one ever writes about Cary and opens it with calling him a veteran.
No way.
No.
But John McCain gets that status because of this kind of buddy-buddy relationship he builds with Republicans.
Right.
He plays both sides.
I mean, he is the definition of the quote-unquote swamp, the guy who's going to, you know, grease the Democrats and pretend like he's buddy-buddy with them and then fuck them over, or he's going to pretend like he's buddy-buddy with the Republicans and then he fucks them over.
I mean, it just, it sounds like he does whatever is, he's like a chameleon.
He does whatever is necessary to survive.
And look, I get that.
I mean, I get his, you know, uh, with that kind of background, you know, you're, you know, you're a soldier, you, you get captured, you know, I understand that at a young age that can, that can totally, um, influence how you sort of, um, lead your adult life and making decisions from that point forward.
Um, but it's, it's hard to look at a lot of the stuff that he did and say like, Oh man, you know what?
That was fucking, that was heroic or that was the right thing to do.
Okay, so John McCain voted against making Martin Luther King Day a holiday.
And then later was like, that was a mistake.
What else?
Do you have his record?
Oh sure man, I got all kinds of stuff here.
This is what I would like to hear.
Okay.
He voted, obviously, for the Iraq War.
Right.
In 1999, he voted to repeal the 1932 Glass-Steagall Act, which separated commercial and investment banking.
Less than a decade later, the economy crashed in the worst recession since the Great Recession began.
Wow.
In 2008, McCain expressed approval of the results of financial deregulation.
You know, like a moderate would.
Of course, later in 2008, after the entire collapse of the economy, McCain stated,
in my administration, we're going to hold people on Wall Street responsible, and we're going to
enact and enforce reforms to make sure that these outrages never happen in the first place.
So in 2009, a year later, McCain temporarily expressed support for reinstating the Glass-Steagall
Act. Almost did the right thing a year later, because he voted against the Obama administration
backed Dodd-Frank Wall Street Reform and Consumer Protection Act.
So, doesn't give a shit about reform and definitely didn't give a shit that his direct choices led to the collapse of the economy.
He has voted 19 times against raising the minimum wage.
Including using a filibuster against the majority Democrats to block a bill they were going to pass to raise the minimum wage.
So not in any way a populist.
In February 2000, during a Republican debate, McCain and other candidates were asked what
foreign policy they would change immediately if they became president.
He said, I'd institute a policy that I call rogue state rollback, McCain said.
I would arm, train, equip, both from without and from within, forces that would eventually overthrow the governments and install free and democratically elected governments.
So as we all know, after a military overthrow, democracy just proliferates.
We saw it in Afghanistan.
We saw it in Iraq.
It's a great model.
And clearly, he learns a lot.
McCain has said that he favors the concept of equal pay.
But then he's opposed specific legislation that would have given workers more time to discover sex
discrimination before bringing suit.
So basically, he voted for if you say it too late, it doesn't count.
Yeah, really cool.
Yeah, so it's like, it would have allowed employees to file charges of pay discrimination within 180 days of the last received check, which seems fair.
And these aren't even the big things.
Like, that's the funny shit.
But this just shows you that on a small level, when this guy stood still.
On a very small level, yeah, exactly.
That's what's so fascinating.
And many of the times he participated in an overtly non-democratic thing, which was the
Republican filibuster of like anything Democrats wanted to pass. So, you know, again, the Democrats
play by the rules. That's why they never get anything through. And the Republicans jam
everything through. And that's why they win. During the 2008 presidential election, when asked
if the Zionist cause is just and has succeeded, McCain responded, I think so.
I'm a student of history, and anybody who is familiar with the history of the Jewish people and with the Zionist idea can't help but admire those who established the Jewish homeland.
I think it's remarkable that Zionism has been in the middle of wars and great trials, and it has held fast to the ideals of democracy and social justice and human rights.
Loves war.
I think that the state of Israel remains under significant threat from terrorist organizations, as well as the continued advocacy of the Iranians to wipe Israel off the map.
John McCain was also recorded a separate interview as singing Barbara Ann to the tune of Bomb Bomb Iran.
He was definitely for bombing Iran and wanted to do that.
So McCain spent five and a half years of captivity and torture in Vietnam.
They made him a national celebrity when he came back.
And he negotiated a compromise in the Senate for the Military Commissions Act of 2006, which suspended habeas corpus provisions for anyone deemed by the executive branch an unlawful enemy combatant, which is what the situation in Guantanamo was.
Essentially, these people are no longer afforded habeas corpus, which is the right to be innocent until proven guilty, which is the foundation of this country.
So every time we talk about integrity, remember that this man who experienced torture firsthand voted for the ability of Bush to interpret the Geneva Convention, which is obviously the international agreement against torture.
And he stood up to them.
Like, oh, we need to change this bill or whatever.
But then what is now widely dubbed as McCain's torture compromise was signed into law by George W. Bush on October 17, 2006.
And basically, that allowed them to do what they wanted to do.
So in 2007, he said that waterboarding is torture.
He said, They should know what it is about the other presidential candidates.
It is not a complicated procedure.
It is torture.
So again, within the Republican talk, he grandstands as this kind of guy, right?
And then, in 2008, one year later, he voted against H.R.
2082, which included provisions that would have prevented the CIA from waterboarding prisoners.
You know what it is?
It's people don't care about the vote.
They care about what they say on TV.
So every time you think of the words honor, integrity, etc., think of the hundreds of thousands of men, women, and children whose bodies were shattered, destroyed, ripped apart by bombs just flattening entire fucking city blocks in Iraq, in Afghanistan, in Syria.
Yeah, to get one fucking terrorist who they probably installed themselves a couple years prior and didn't fucking work out as resistance, so...
I mean, you heard his quote about arming people.
He was all about that shit.
And guess what?
That's led to almost all of the big problems.
And Q gets into this later.
Oh, I bet.
A lot of what Q has to say about John McCain is that very thing.
That he was instrumental in arming and sort of galvanizing these terrorist groups in both Syria and Russia, and we'll get into it.
I got some shit on that that we're going to get into.
In 2007, he voted for the surge, of course, 20,000 additional troops.
He was a leading advocate for the move.
In fact, it was called by many Democrats the McCain Doctrine.
He appeared on CBS several days later and said, this is a chance under the new leadership of General Petraeus and Admiral Fallon to have a chance to succeed.
Do I believe it can succeed?
Yes, I do.
On February 4th, he criticized a bipartisan, non-binding resolution opposing the troop buildup, calling it a vote of no confidence in the U.S.
military.
And the next day, McCain said, I don't think it's appropriate to say you disapprove of a mission and you don't want to fund it if you don't want it to go, but yet you don't take the action necessary to prevent it.
Which is fucking gobbledygook and means nothing.
Oh, this is another, this is a petty one, but a big one.
On September 19th, 2007, McCain voted against requiring minimum periods between deployments.
This has led to the systematic deployment of people, sometimes five times in a row, until they get killed on their fifth deployment to Afghanistan or Iraq.
That's garbage, man.
I think that that's cruel and unusual.
So that's, I mean, if you're thinking even of him as like a good military man, he just
isn't.
He's for torture, he doesn't give a shit about the troops, and he doesn't respect the Geneva
Convention.
He is not an honorable general or some kind of highfalutin military man.
He really is just a base human being and a Republican who has never voted against the
Republicans really and who's only caused a fuss to get in the papers and then immediately
fallen back in line.
Right.
It's like he's this PR guy.
Like, he gets up in front of the cameras and says, I mean, they're all like this.
Clinton's the same way.
And it's interestingly enough, there are a lot of similarities between her, McCain, their foundations, that sort of thing.
Oh, this is my favorite when he declares, the Iraq war has been won.
Iraq is a functioning democracy.
Oh, is it?
Although still suffering from the lingering effects of a decades of tyranny and centuries of sectarian tension.
I wonder who funded those.
Oh, yes.
And this is how he thinks of human life, by the way.
In a June 11, 2008 interview on NBC's Today Show, McCain was asked whether, in light of recent progress from the troop surge in Iraq, he had a clearer idea of when U.S.
troops would begin withdrawing.
He replied, No, but that's not too important.
What's important is casualties in Iraq.
Americans in South Korea.
Americans are in Japan.
American troops are in Germany.
That's all fine.
American casualties and the ability to withdraw.
We will be able to withdraw.
The key to it is we don't want any more Americans in harm's way.
So he's just openly, if you're not an idiot.
But that doesn't make any sense.
Like it doesn't make, based on all of his policy choices, that literally makes zero sense.
No, no, no.
Not only does he not value American life, but even if he does in a way like he wants
America to win the wars that he desperately wants to constantly have happen, it's in a
way that he's willing to pay with their blood for that bill.
Do you think that Because that this is all some fucking like small dick sort of syndrome because he crashed all of his planes and he got captured and like, you know, on paper, he like kind of fucked up his military service.
That this whole thing is being like, no, my, my penis is 13 inches long.
I will go into, we will defeat.
I mean, like, is it that fucking simple that you just kind of fuck the dog on like your own military service?
And so you want to therefore like be this, you know, this big tough guy, like for the rest of your life?
What about the other war that America has, right?
So 12 years ago, McCain said, Afghanistan.
We don't read about it anymore, because it succeeded.
And by the way, there's several reasons, including NATO participation, and other reasons why Afghanistan is doing as well as it is.
All these wars are disasters, and yet, even after the fact, he still doesn't care.
Yeah, this isn't like one of those situations where, like, my girlfriend is like, oh, hey, did you water those plants?
And I'm like, oh, I did.
And then I run out back and water him really quick.
It's like, oh hey man, did that war in Afghanistan, what happened with that?
Oh, it succeeded.
And then like run back to Afghanistan and try to win the war.
It doesn't work like that.
No, no, he's just down for whatever, dude.
And because people don't give a fuck.
People don't follow up on any of this stuff.
They believe everything that people say at face value.
So if somebody goes, oh yeah, no, we won.
No, he's a maverick.
We won.
He's a straight shooter.
Straight shooter.
Great guy.
Big dick.
Huge dick.
In 2003, he said that Clinton should have attacked North Korea before they developed nuclear capabilities.
Oh, of course.
In Kosovo, he urged Bill Clinton to use all necessary force.
He also called for the removal of Qaddafi, which had been previously a darling.
And they're all in cahoots on this.
And then approved of Obama's bombing, which we know the results of.
Right.
All of them wanted to do this shit anyway.
And here's McCain just going, OK, cool, I'll grease the public and fucking put it out there so it looks like you're taking the advice of a maverick.
After the Arab Spring, obviously he said that, you know, this is great and it's in the best interest of Egypt, its people, and its military.
And of course that led to An absolute disaster, countless dead, total control of the military over the country now, and of course religious extremists spiked.
And I mean even with Gaddafi, these guys, they don't even get the dignity that we afforded Saddam Hussein of hanging him in a basement with fucking dudes with ski masks on.
Gaddafi got dragged out into the middle of the street naked, beaten to death on the hood of a car, and then shot They basically hand it over to other people.
They're like, look at what these savages do with their own people.
But during the Syrian Civil War that began in 2011, he called for arming the Free Syrian Army with heavy weapons and for the establishment of a no-fly zone over the country.
So again... I'm looking at a picture of Senator John McCain on a secret trip to Syria in 2013 to meet with these freedom fighters who he said to arm.
He has the same connections with the Muhajideen and like some other stuff.
Yes, and the guys in the picture, and you can look this up on the internet, the guys in the picture are Abu Mosa, who's the ISIS press officer, Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, the head of ISIS, three, Senator John McCain, R-A-Z, I fucking love how they put the distinction, it's like ISIS, ISIS, ISIS, Republican Arizona.
Yeah.
Mohamed Nour, Syrian terrorist, Moaz Mustafa, the Syrian Emergency Task Force, and they're all buddies, they're all smiling, they're all posing for the camera, like this shit is starting to fucking track.
Yeah.
So, okay, I think we went through his actual beliefs and how his kind of grandstanding against the Republican Party is only for the media and it works very well.
And then he always ends up voting systematically in line with the most aggressive military policies that always lead to genocide and death.
Right.
So that's kind of, I mean, that's his legacy.
That's the true legacy of this man who's considered a maverick and a centrist.
Who the angels cried for.
The angels were crying, you know?
They weren't crying over CNN, but they were crying over the funeral.
They were crying because Dana Bash still gets to tweet and thousands of people read that and think it's a sane human being's response.
Hey, you know what Julian?
Basically a cool dude.
Basically a cool dude.
Jake Tapper.
Man, they should have just had him do like the beer me speech at the fucking funeral.
Just he was a yeah He was a bro of mine.
What of it?
What of it?
Yeah, and he wasn't very nice by the way He wasn't even a nice guy Like he he liked to say stuff very funny jokes.
Like the nice thing about Alzheimer's is you get to hide your own Easter eggs he also called the leisure world senior citizens home as seizure world and And he called, oh yes, he said in public, why is Chelsea Clinton so ugly?
Janet Reno is her father and Hillary is her mother.
Which I just, is not funny, eh?
No, it's not a very well-crafted joke at all.
And it's just like a base, it's just like this, your daughter is, Clinton's daughter is ugly.
He's like a shitty dad from Arizona who makes bad jokes.
No, no, no.
He's a very good guy.
He also called his wife the C-word.
This was recorded by three different Arizona press people.
But nobody listens to the press in Arizona because the press in Arizona does not like John McCain because they know where he came from.
and they remember it. The press in Washington, and this was a very, very big thing, he was
more than willing to invite on the bus, more than willing to engage with all the time.
He had that straight talk express and shit during his elections and stuff. So I want
to talk about this idea of him as a straight talker, you know, and you know, why, why do,
why does the press protect him so much?
It's like this weird projection, and they do this all the time with all of these criminals.
They prescribe to them these qualities that do not exist, but they say it so many times and so many times and so many times.
I mean, the whole funeral... I mean, when was the last time we had a fucking funeral like that for somebody who died on, you know, one of our political leaders who passed away?
Like seriously, I can't remember the fanfare about it, a five-day news extravaganza, lying in state and all that garbage.
Here's somebody who saw a little through him.
So Andrew Ferguson for Bloomberg News wrote this pretty great quote that kind of sums up how he dealt with reporters.
I never saw Heifetz play the violin, or Hogan hit a five iron, or Pavlova do a pirouette, but I've seen John McCain work a reporter.
And I knew I was seeing a master at the peak of his form.
Here's what happens.
The reporter, call him Joe, hops aboard McCain's old campaign bus, the Straight Talk Express, He knows the Arizona Senator's well-known charms.
He will not be seduced.
Chatting amiably, Joe asks about a Republican colleague.
With ironic solemnity, McCain responds by describing his fellow Senator with an anatomical epithet.
Against his better judgment, Joe chuckles.
Never heard that from a presidential candidate before.
He asks a probing question about McCain's personal life, and the Senator answers without hesitation, never asking to go off the record.
Is there nothing this guy won't be candid about?
Joe's detachment is already crumbling when McCain offhandedly mentions a self-deprecating anecdote from his time in prison.
The reporter knows the reference is to McCain's years as a POW in Vietnam, back when Joe was sucking bong hits at Princeton.
In parentheses, guilt, guilt, guilt, guilt.
McCain asks Joe about his kids, by name, then recommends a new book he's been reading, something unexpectedly literary, I.B.
Singer's short stories?
Seamlessly, he mentions an article Joe wrote, not last week, but in 1993!
The reporter has never voted for a Republican in his life.
But he's a goner.
Oh my god.
I get it.
I get that.
That makes 100% sense to me.
Because the reporters, cosmetically, he's the opposite of the Washington elite.
Right.
And to the reporters, that's who they're reporting about.
That's a better narrative.
They're not reporting about McCain the politician.
No.
They're reporting about McCain the interviewer.
No spin.
Straight talker.
Fascinating.
They want to be friends with him, you know, and that's what happens.
And he also, after a series of disasters with the press, he took this on as a strategy.
Available at any time, picking up the phone, calling them by their first name.
In fact, when they were followed by the Republican press, Tucker Carlson himself, like when he was running against Bush, during which time Bush, the honorable man who spoke at his funeral, ran an ad campaign attacking him for having an illegitimate black baby.
Because in one of his only decent moments, like, him and his wife did actually adopt a brown child, and of course George Bush claimed it was illegitimate, and ran attack ads robocalling people directly.
I remember that, yeah, I remember that.
This is the man that's like, oh, he's such a good man, and blah blah blah, oh wow.
Such a good man.
A dear friend of mine, and don't forget about his illegitimate black baby there.
Don't you ever forget about that!
I will have a recorded message of my voice on your answering machine telling you about this baby that is not his and is illegitimate.
You should vote for me instead.
Alright, goodbye.
Incredible.
But what happened, Tucker Carlson said, was that the entire Republican press that was supposed to just be following him and recording him, they ended up talking about his campaign using words like we.
Like, I hope we crush Bush.
Like, they became his team.
In fact, John McCain has several times referred jokingly to the press as his base.
This is a man who is somehow so close to the spotlight of the press that nothing, nothing is ever contextualized in a way that would damage him.
Like, he can go and say shit that clearly is in opposition to what they think of him, but they always somehow, like, write it off.
Whereas, for someone else, they'll never survive that political moment.
Right.
You know?
Yeah, because he, he, he figured out what their weakness is.
Mhm.
Hubris.
They want to be told that their articles are good, that he remembered their articles.
Exactly.
They want to feel... Yes.
It's like the creatives in Hollywood.
It's like the people with the money in Hollywood.
You know, a lot of times to get your shit sold, you have to make them feel like they came up with the idea.
That's exactly it.
You know?
And I saw... I actually like... He's a great salesman.
Hearing that, yeah, I really sort of understand how he got there.
Yeah.
Now, let's see what Q has to say about him.
Mm-hmm.
So, I guess that was just a kind of a little taste.
I mean, of course, you can go read for yourself, and we probably haven't done it full justice, but I've attempted to at least hit on the highlights of why none of the kind of mythical beliefs about him and the way he's portrayed in the press are really that connected to reality, unfortunately.
So McCain has actually showed up since the very beginning of Q. And it has to do... I'm looking at a post from November 2nd, 2017, which was very close to around the time that Q started.
And first of all, the main thing about McCain in regards to Q is they call him no-name.
They say, we won't say his name.
We don't say his name.
And this is allegedly because he's committed, you know, incredible acts of treason against the United States.
With some of his fooling around in Syria, like we were talking about earlier, arming these rebels.
And what's crazy is, for anybody who does not think that Trump is connected to Q in some way, this is a really good proof.
Because if you go and watch any video of Trump talking about McCain or whatever, he will not say his name.
I mean, there are all these rallies where he's like, he's talking about, you know, we were going to repeal and replace Obamacare, and we got very close, except, well, one guy, you know, one guy in the very middle of the night decided, you know, thumbs down, but he doesn't say his name.
It's so funny, because you see in all of these QAnon posts, you know, he's saying, you know, we don't say his name, we don't mention it, like, no name, or like, you know, he's got all these no-name sort of nicknames for him.
And then you look at Trump, and Trump also doesn't say his name.
In fact, to the point where the big, quote-unquote, leftist publications starting to notice, Time Magazine, for example, Politics Military, President Trump doesn't mention John McCain as he signs defense bill named for him.
Yeah, he finally said his name in a tweet.
He said, my deepest sympathies and respect go out to the family of Senator John McCain.
Our hearts and prayers are with you.
But who did his sympathy?
Did they go out to John McCain or just to the family?
Yeah.
I mean, when I look at Meghan McCain, I just, I feel so much sympathy for like a young, blonde, incredibly rich, failed daughter.
Who now has a television spot.
She's on The View or something like that.
Something.
Trump signs bill for John McCain, doesn't mention or thank him.
Trump doesn't mention ailing John McCain in speech.
Now here's another thing.
No one really knows this, but Meghan McCain was the inspiration for the child in the pit in Silence of the Lambs.
I thought you were going to say the child from Road Warrior, the fucking little halfling.
No, no, no, no.
She's like, I don't know if you remember in Silence of the Lambs, it's the daughter of like a big politician.
Right, that's right, that's right.
And she's such a little like kind of, like what's funny is that in the movie they don't let her become like this victim.
I mean she screams for her mom and stuff, but then, but then she's like... But she's like this spoiled brat.
Yeah, she's totally spoiled.
Like at the end she's insulting Jodie Foster.
She's like, you fucking bitch!
Like as she tries to save her.
Yeah, she's trying to save her.
That's one of the greatest movies of all time.
It's incredible.
We watched it again this weekend with my beautiful Betrothed.
And let me tell you, dude, that is a slam dunk of a wonderful movie.
You want to hear something interesting about that?
So there was this small sidebar, but I think it's interesting to talk about.
Sidebar me up.
So this interviewer was doing an interview with Anthony Hopkins while he was preparing for the role of Hannibal Lecter and she met him in a coffee shop and he had his script with him and she looked and on the script there were all of these like little marks like there were circles around some lines and squares around others and triangles around another one and she said, what do all the symbols mean?
He said, well when I've read a line a hundred times I put a circle around it.
When I read it five hundred times I put a square around it.
When I read it a thousand times I put a triangle around it.
And then he was looking out the window for a little bit, and he turned back to her and he said, I know that this man, Hannibal Lecter, is one of the worst kinds of people in the world, he said, but when I imagine him, I can't help but think of a ballet dancer.
And when you watch the movie, you'll notice that Anthony Hopkins dresses, with the white t-shirt and the black sort of like jazz pants, he actually dresses him like a ballet dancer.
I love it.
Maybe we'll go even deeper in a premium because I do love that movie and I do love that it is true, allegedly, that Meghan McCain was the inspiration for The Girl in the Pit.
Specifically, she likes to hold poodles.
And scream, I'm gonna kill it!
And just hold its neck like it's gonna, she's gonna snap it.
And say stuff like, He's in a lot of pain, mister!
Damn, I don't have any quotes ready because I didn't watch it recently.
Fuck.
It puts lotion on its skin.
That's what I remember.
That's the one, yes.
I'd fuck me.
Fuck me.
I'd fuck me hard.
This actually links back into what we were talking about last week about the Muslim Brotherhood.
Yeah, because Huma Abedin was at the funeral.
So one of the first Q posts is linking this article from The Hill that we read on air last time, Huma Abedin's ties to the Muslim Brotherhood.
And it says, he sort of sums up the article, he says, the Clinton campaign is attempting once again to sweep important questions under the rug about top aide Huma Abedin or family ties, Muslim Brotherhood, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
It says, to debunk the evidence, Media Matters pointed to Snopes.com fact check piece that's cited as its sole source, Senator John McCain.
Yeah, this is the same John McCain who met Libyan militia leader Abel Karim Belhage, a known Al-Qaeda associate, and saluted him as my hero during a 2011 visit to Benghazi.
Now, Q says, Q's commentary on it, he says, Senator McCain and others roundly criticized Rep.
Michel.
This was before Q started really talking in code.
It was much more straightforward.
Senator McCain and others roundly criticized Rep.
Michelle Bachman in 2012 when she and four members of the House Permanent Select Committee Intelligence and the House Judiciary Committee cited Ms.
Abedin in letters sent to the Inspectors General of Department of Defense, Department of State, Department of Justice, Department of Homeland Security, and the Office of the Director of National Intelligence warning about the Muslim Brotherhood infiltration of the United States government.
Q says, why is this relevant?
Who took an undisclosed trip to SA?
What was the purpose of a F2FV phone call?
No idea what that means.
And then he says, Alice in Wonderland.
Okay, there's a lot to unpack there.
Q, November 30th at 1238, so yeah.
Focus on Hussein.
That's Obama.
He doesn't go by B.O.
because... I'm aware that when they say Hussein, they mean Obama.
He doesn't go by B.O.
because that's Bruce Orr.
The, uh, whatever his name is.
The guy who was just testifying this week that nobody reported on whatsoever.
Yeah.
Revelations coming very, very soon.
Huma-SA-Hussein.
Not Huma Abedin, it's all capital Huma, which stands for, I looked this up, it's the Harvard University Muslim Association.
Wait, he's using both the name of the person and some sort of acronym?
No, it just so happens, when he says Huma... He means that other thing?
When he says Huma lowercase, he's talking about Huma Abedin.
When he says H-U-M-A all capitals, that means the Harvard University Muslim Association, who did pay for Barack Obama's school.
Yeah, because they would like to not be defamed.
It's exactly like the fucking Jewish Anti-Defamation League, the African American... It's like all these organizations, they spend their time making their culture seem non-threatening, and there was a lot of work to do after 9-11, dude.
Let's be honest, ties to the Saudis, that's cross-governments.
If there is a deep state, it is.
And if you're going to talk about a deep state, I would say that deals with the Saudis are 100% part of it.
I don't disagree on that.
Absolutely.
SA, Saudi Arabia, Daesh.
They're the biggest.
They purchase so many weapons.
HLR first.
Who's HLR, who do we think?
Hillary Loser Rodham.
Civil Rights Attorney.
13th District.
Senator.
DNC.
Hussein vs HRC vs McCain.
Why is this relevant?
Follow the money pre-prez.
Follow the money connections pre-prez.
Why does Hussein travel ahead of POTUS?
That means Trump.
Why did Hussein travel behind POTUS?
Think Asia.
Think North Korea.
What was told re-North Korea during the past eight years?
What dramatic shift occurred re-North Korea post-election of POTUS, or Trump?
Reconcile.
Define hostage, the sum of all fears.
Which is tight that he references a fuckin' Tom Clancy novel that was made into a shitty Ben Affleck movie where Saudi Arabia has nukes.
Okay, anyways.
So good.
It's tight.
This shit is tight.
Hells yeah.
Why are sexual harassment claims appearing suddenly?
This goes back to what we were saying.
Coincidence?
Suddenly?
What is a pill?
When is it hard to swallow?
Wait, what?
How do you remove your enemies from positions of influence and authority?
Define stages.
Define puppets.
Define puppet handlers.
Define proxy war.
Dude, I think I received this email from a company that wanted me to expand your thinking.
To send a check to them.
This is word salad, dude.
Why is justice stalling release of sea-level info?
Think.
Does POTUS control all matters classified?
Think.
Have faith.
These people are losers!
Exclamation point.
Oh, I love it.
Okay, so... See, but the first one you read me had, like, roundly as an adjective, and this guy, this guy who's writing this one, he does not use words like roundly.
Okay, February 11th, 2018.
This reads like if you took AP News and scrambled all of their transcripts for the whole fucking day and just spat out shit in random order.
Okay, so this is February 11th, 2018.
We don't say his name, returning to prime time.
wonder if his so-called illness condition will flare up.
Right. This was another big key thing was that the cancer was fake.
He's not a war hero. He's a mega millionaire. McCain Institute.
And then a link to McCain Institute donors Rothschild, Clintons, Saudi Arabia, etc.
You know, like every other political...
Not complete.
Washington Post.
Linked to a Washington Post article, John McCain's claim he has nothing to do with the McCain Institute.
And then Q says... Yeah, they were just making french fries.
Yeah, Q says, define money laundering.
Define the word trader.
A world without this man is a world better off.
So, I mean, I just really want to buy Q a dictionary.
I mean, there's a lot of good definitions in there.
Let's see what he says.
Okay, next one.
June 15, 2018.
The Bridge.
So he names all of these people that are working for various news outlets.
Bloomberg, ABC, CBS, BuzzFeed, MSNBC.
All of these names of reporters.
And then at the very bottom of it, he says, The Bridge, Podesta Group.
Bridge Between Media, FBI slash DOJ, HRC Plus.
Why did the Podesta group close?
Public charges?
No.
Then why close?
When did Huber start?
November?
JP slash Huma, November.
JP, I'm guessing, is John Podesta.
Sealed.
Meaning their indictments are sealed.
Do they know?
Oh.
Do they know?
Yeah.
Why did the Podesta group close?
Why no leaks?
Who else knows?
HRC deal request?
Why?
IG and then a greater sign Huber.
So IG is greater than Huber who is the special prosecutor appointed by Sessions to go after Clinton Foundation and all that shit.
Instagram is better than Uber.
I agree.
Instagram better than Uber.
It's a better app.
Can IG disclose evidence in pending criminal cases in public disclosures or reports?
Why not?
Grand jury taint?
Bias?
Everyone has an opinion.
Clickbait.
Q. So, okay, I just want to talk about something really quick because there is this sealed indictment thing that's been floating around and one of the central ideas behind the Q conspiracy is that the amount of sealed indictments, and this is true, has massively grown the last few years.
Yes, it's like 42,000.
It's over the last year, really.
It's like 40,000 sealed indictments in the state of Washington.
So maybe we can have a little episode talking about what that means.
Yeah, and we can actually look at some of the data and see, because... That might be our next stop.
Yeah, maybe that will be the next stop.
I love it.
Okay, so next we have... there's only a couple more, and then I think we should end the episode there.
I agree with you.
July 30th, 2018.
You look beautiful today.
Thank you.
There's a link.
dni.gov files document.
Let's click.
Let's see what this link is.
Top secret.
This is declassified on April 26, 2017 by Leanne Flynn Hall, Clerk of Court, United States Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Court, Washington, D.C.
Memo.
Oh boy, so this is... This looks like the redacted... This looks like the redacted version of the FISA memo through which the FBI was able to wiretap... That Carter guy?
Carter Page?
Carter Page.
Okay, so that's what he's... So he's linking to the redacted FISA warrant.
He says, Nicholas Rasmussen, important name to remember, former director of NCTC, He's the guy who does the polling, right?
Then there's a link.
It says mccaininstitute.org staff.
Mm-hmm.
Nicholas Rasmussen is on the staff of the McCain Institution.
Nicholas Rasmussen, Senior Director of the McCain's Institute Counterterrorism Program.
Back to Q. But isn't it?
I mean, there's enemies and there's stuff that, you know.
But at the end of the day, I think they really summed it up during McCain's funeral.
They said, we're on the same side.
And the reason is because at the end of the day, these people are all in it for the enrichment, right?
Right.
And so the idea that they're taking, that McCain is like a bad guy and the other people are not, I understand you have conflict with it.
Um, it's, it's not even that, that he's a good or bad guy.
It just seems like, um, if you're talking about corruption and connections between like positions of, between the private and, and, and public sectors, I mean, they are so many of them.
And I find sometimes that Q kind of spits out whatever it wants us to look at, but it's like, I mean, you could say that about any politician all the time, right?
It's about where you focus your gaze.
Right, it is about where you focus your gaze.
And I think we'll see, or we won't, if there's a reason that we're being pointed in these certain directions.
Yeah, I mean, certainly with this Bruce Ohr stuff, things are heating up a little bit.
Yeah, I think that's probably going to be our next.
We can do the indictments and Bruce Ohr in the next episode.
Indeed.
Um, okay, so, I'm gonna read these, this last couple about McCain, and then I'm gonna end with whatever the most recent drop is.
Uh-huh.
I think, which is, I think is, is our, our C's.
Put belt around own neck.
Masturbating furiously.
Hang.
Cue.
Okay, so he lists that this guy, Nicholas Rasmussen, who is named in this, in the documents, in the FISA order, worked for McCain's, he was essentially the McCain Institute's head of their counterterrorism program.
Interesting.
Then he says, think FISA.
He says, think no-name McCain.
White House Visitors Log.
McCain, Hussein, or he says no name, but I'm going to say McCain.
No name, Hussein, dates?
White House Visitors Logs.
No name, Brennan, Hussein, dates?
Brennan is the former head of the CIA.
Yeah.
White House Visitors Log.
No name, Brennan, Comey, Hussein, dates?
White House Visitors Logs.
No name, Brennan, Clapper, Rice, Hussein?
So that's John Brennan and that's James Clapper and that's Susan Rice and Barack Obama.
Oh, fuck, dude, I'm- I'm- I'm- Replaced by- This is like an algorithm.
Replaced by D.N.I.
Let's see what he links to this.
Acting Director National Counter and Terrorism.
This is like when you have eight G.I.
Joes and- Russell Russ Travers.
It's like when you have eight G.I.
Joes and suddenly you're discovering your own sexuality and you just have them fucking different groups and so you're just listing them.
You're like, oh, the green G.I.
Joe with Skulldor is doing it to him.
Green G.I.
Joe.
Snake Eyes!
Snake Eyes is doing it with the Hulk!
Defense Intelligence lays on to British Intelligence in London.
Think UK.
Current Director of the CIA.
Gina Haspel.
UK bio removed.
CIA Station Chief.
London, UK.
Furthermore, Haspel is seen as a Russian expert and a close ally of Britain's MI6, having been London Station Chief from 2014 to 2017.
And then there's something else about Gina Haspel's past, and Q says, the more you know.
You know what's interesting about Q, and I have to say it is, you know, the idea that all these
people are doing research, right? And that a lot of the stuff that Q does is like an open question,
right? He just kind of opens lines of inquiry, right?
Almost like an algorithm would.
It's just like this plus this.
No, this plus this.
What about this plus this?
What about this plus this?
And it just adds names, right?
Just like in this churning washing machine, right?
Hell yeah.
And then you have this large population that has never really read a history book that doesn't portray the United States in a certain light.
So they feel like they're seeing behind the curtain of what they thought was a great democracy.
Now, what they're really seeing is a bloody empire in its dying days, in its wheezing last awful breath.
But what they think they're seeing is, you know, for the first time, behind the curtain.
And then when they see the horror, they have to reconcile their entire political brain, which is relatively simplistic.
It's like, I'm on one side, and I was taught from relatively young, that's the right side.
Right.
that's just what's up.
That's both sides.
I'm not saying it's just one, but specifically people interested in Q.
It's almost like they're being fed a history book for the first time, right?
Where people are going, this is a thing that exists.
This is an agency.
This is a person.
And suddenly they're like researching, they're Googling people they've never Googled before
because they're all like weird Washington insiders and just random shit, right?
So it's such a weird exercise in forcing Americans to research history like a bit and politics kind of.
Except that it's coded with such incredible like partisan messaging that it kind of leads people
to eliminate the.
The non-seds, right?
The non-sed lines of inquiry.
They get hidden by just not being mentioned.
So you could just throw names into that jumble of washing machine and it would show a bunch of other networks of weird shit and bad connections between private and public because they've melted together, you know?
That's a really interesting point.
I think that's really valuable.
Yeah, Q is good at that because he makes people feel like they're They're researching politics and history intelligently for the first time in their lives.
That's a powerful feeling, I think, for somebody.
And it's not even a feeling that I think is inherently bad.
I think it's good to look into these things and to try to find the truth.
And my side of this podcast has always been to try to show you how incredibly fucked up the truth is anyways, and that there might not be a need for a washing machine conspiracy to lead us there.
However, Of course, like any washing machine of names, there's always going to be, like... There's always going to be somebody who left a fucking pack of smokes in their pocket and they've disintegrated it all over the fucking washing machine.
Not speaking from experience or anything.
Have you done that to yourself?
This is what we're going to end with.
Is that why you smell like tobacco and all your shirts are brown?
This is what we're going to end with.
This one was supposed to be pink.
For the record, Tim is wearing a blue and white striped shirt.
On a non-posted...
On June 30th, he said, Please do not let No Name off the hook.
He is a disgrace to veterans across this great country and needs to be held accountable.
Q replied, Think SC vote to confirm.
Coming.
No Name.
Action.
Every dog has its day.
Enjoy the show.
Now!
And then today he quoted that and he said, what are the odds?
Meaning maybe Brett Kavanaugh got voted to confirm?
I don't know.
I haven't checked the news yet.
Tomorrow.
Tomorrow.
But here's something very interesting.
So he says, every dog has its day.
Now, John McCain died on Dog's Day.
The holiday for dogs.
Coincidence?
John McCain death.
He died the same day that 13 dogs died.
August 25th, 2018.
John McCain looks a bit like a dog, has jowls like a bulldog.
Coincidence?
John McCain growls at reporters.
August 25th, John McCain on all four eating out of a dog dish.
Coincidence?
Let's see what it says.
John McCain barks too loud all night long, left alone.
Coincidence?
So what was it, August 25th?
Okay, let's see what National Dog Day is.
Wait, my joke?
Let's see if Julian's joke has any bearing.
There can't possibly be a National Dog Day!
Every dog has its day!
It's Sunday, August 26th.
So that doesn't really fit.
Oh wait.
It is.
It was?
Yeah.
Okay, so National Dog Day.
Okay.
Sunday, August 26th.
We are really bringing to light the deepest juices.
John McCain.
This is some real shit right here.
Death.
Yeah.
Did he die on Dog's Day?
August 25th.
One day before.
Dog's Day.
One day before Dog Day.
Well, he pretended to die, right?
Isn't that the theory?
Well, and well, this article on Fox is saying dead at 81 on August 26th.
So it is.
So according to Fox, every dog does have its day.
That's so tight.
That means Q is some dipshit with one of those tear off calendars.
And at the top, it just says the birthday of like two famous people and that it's dog's day.
And he's like, this is amazing!
But he did say every dog has its day.
This was on June 30th, so this was long before his death.
Now there have been Anons who have come on and said that their fathers also had the same kind of brain cancer that John McCain had, and they said that there's no way he had it.
He didn't look gray, he didn't look bad, he didn't look like... Have they seen him post-op when he came back to sign that health bill?
He looked like a Frankenstein, dude.
Well, he had the scar above his.
And he was pale as hell.
I wonder where he went for treatment.
Probably some rich person place.
I wonder if he's still alive.
I don't.
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