Pearl Davis and callers dissect the "male poker face"—men suppressing reactions to women’s offensive overshares (e.g., reading ex-boyfriend texts, detailing toxic relationships) to avoid losing dating opportunities. Doug MPA warns against toxic family dynamics in partners, like single mothers expecting childcare or paranoid infidelity claims, while Black caller Tense Warren notes women often prefer "toxic" men over ambitious ones. Callers reveal absurd preferences (height comparisons, Putin fixation during sex) and indirect sexual history drops ("the Spanish guy"), suggesting dishonesty may preserve relationships. Ultimately, the episode frames modern dating as a minefield where men’s silence enables women’s unchecked behavior, while hosts promote self-awareness and verification before commitment. [Automatically generated summary]
So, as you guys know, dating is hard for most men, and we know that the majority of men can't get dates and are not having sex.
Those who do end up going on dates have to ensure a woman have to endure a woman just to get laid.
I mean, think about it for a second.
A man has to plan a date, take her to some restaurant that costs way too much money, or pay for drinks at a bar that are overpriced.
Well, at the restaurant or at the bar, the man has to listen to a modern woman go on and on and on about things he does not care about.
I want you guys listening and the guys in the chat to think back to all the times you had to sit there and fake interest in what some 304 was talking about on a date.
She talks about her education, her career, her ex, her dog, and you just got to sit there and smile.
Nod your head.
I call this the male poker face.
The male poker face is when a man has to keep a calm demeanor and a non-expressive face when a woman is telling some crazy story or talking about something inappropriate on a date.
The male poker face is something is the male poker face is required because a lot of times, if you don't have one, you can react negatively to what some of these women are saying and lose your chance at getting laid.
This is going to be a call-in show, so as I'm going through the show today, I want you guys to think about all of the times you had to maintain a male poker face while some woman was telling you something crazy.
I want to hear the stories about how you guys went through it.
Okay, so we got one girl that was reading store or reading her ex-boyfriend's texts on a date.
Okay, let's see where this is going.
How do I make this over?
Alright.
Oh no, is the internet not working?
No.
All right, let me try the second one.
Let me try this one and see if it's any better.
Like the only guy I'm talking to.
Yeah.
Gosh just can't handle me.
Guys just can't handle me.
They just don't want to.
My ex is completely out of the picture.
Oh, his face is so funny.
I usually never do this.
Yeah, you do.
I'm always on time.
I can count on one hand how many men I've slept with.
Fake nuts.
Oh, I don't care that you have friends that are girls.
They're like, they're already upset.
I spent a lot of time complaining about how bad it is dating as a girl in New York, but I've got to say, ladies, my guyfriend just called me and told me about his date last night.
And she talked about her ex so much.
And then she actually had him read her messages with her ex and analyze what he's saying.
I'm like, girl.
I mean, on one hand, hilarious.
On the other hand, like, what?
And then my friend was like, hey, I just want to, you know, it seems like you might still be into your ex.
Like, I just want to kind of like pulse check there because I'm looking for something serious, whatever.
And she was like, no, of course not.
I spent a lot of time complaining about how bad it is dating.
I can't believe, you know, some people, I gotta respect them because they just have the audacity.
Do you know what I mean?
Like, it's kind of like the guy that cheats in front of his girlfriend.
Do you know what I mean?
Like, you've seen those like TikToks at a bar.
It's definitely wrong, but you're kind of like, wow, you really had the audacity.
Women tell men he's competing for her on the first date.
Okay.
I have a date and he's never going to see me again.
But he asked me a question that kind of made me go, he jokingly was like, oh, so who are these other guys that I'm in competition with?
And I had to be like, other guys.
No, you're in competition with me.
You're competing against me because, listen, I'm great.
I'm fun.
I know how to do everything for myself.
But what is going to make you special enough for me to want to share my life with?
Like, this man was like a gas because he was just like, I was being dead serious.
You guys have to remember, you're great.
And I think the longer I'm single, which I think is like coming on three.
Oh, God, it's coming up three years now.
There is something else that I love more than myself.
I'm very sure of who I am as a person.
Oh, oh, men are scared of independent women.
Like, y'all should be.
Like, if you are not coming in prepared and sure of yourself, then you're not gay.
Yeah, so that's.
Can you imagine she's saying this on a date?
Now we just post everything on social media.
So, all right.
The next we got this guy here.
Okay.
Or this girl too.
Okay.
Month I went on my first hinge date and I thought it went fine.
I didn't really like him, but two days later, he texted me and goes, I don't think we're quite the right match.
So, in the month since, it has been haunting me.
And ultimately, I decided that I'm the problem.
And I probably shouldn't have said a few things on the date.
So, I wrote some of them down.
Insane things I said on date.
Okay, so first, people who post on LinkedIn are losers.
I stand by that.
I kept talking about how I want to go to a hockey game and see a fight on the ice.
Kind of a red flag.
I also got super into fantasy football this year.
Um, but like it was a big part of my life.
And then he asked me, like, what I do outside of work, like, what my hobbies are.
And I was like, well, fantasy football's over, so I don't do that anymore.
Um, I guess I started reading recently, and like literally the very next day, I was playing in a pickleball tournament.
Didn't feel the need to mention that.
Completely forgot that I was doing that.
Oh, I told him that it took me six and a half years to finish college, which I think that's like a third date thing.
Like, I should probably hold off on telling people that.
I don't know why we just lead with like the worst stuff.
Red flag.
Oh, I said, even if I was blackout drunk, I don't think I could get up in front of people and sing karaoke.
Which, yeah, never in the past have I done that.
Not that I know of.
Okay, so ultimately, I decided I need to like pretend a little on the first date, like reel them in and be very normal.
Um, I just like don't know how to do that.
Like, I was just trying to fill up silence with jokes that I've already made in the past.
Okay, so last month.
All right, let's see what else we got.
We got this one.
Oh, this one.
Oh, this one the audio didn't work for.
Yeah, I don't know why.
Okay, then we got this guy over here.
Turn the sound off.
He says, When she casually says something that confirms she won't be my wife, that's the thing.
We like talk, and then the men just compartmentalize us.
Yeah, you know.
All right, we got next.
She casually confirms that she is not wifey material.
Yeah, it says the website isn't on Queen.
I have to make a new one.
Oh, they're making a new one.
Sorry, guys.
There's a new one that's up.
I will read the chat over there.
All right.
When she says something that makes me completely snap back into reality and realize I've just romanticized the idea of another average woman.
Okay.
Wait, here we go.
Get over heels in love with a girl, and then she says something that just proves that she can never be yours.
I feel like that's more heartbreaking than getting cheated on, gang, because now I got to self-sabotage and move differently.
Because if I tell you what you said, you ain't going to do nothing but gas like me and make me feel stupid.
So now I got to self-sabotage and start being different and moving funny.
So you get the hint that I don't want you no more.
It was nice.
It was nice while I lasted.
It was nice while it lasted.
It was nice while it lasted.
But baby girl, you got to go.
You got to go.
Yo.
Cooked.
Cooked.
Okay.
Yes, I know I'm just, but sometimes I wish I could.
She says something that confirms she'll never be your wife.
To the way it used to be.
Just so I feel it up.
Dang.
If she's constantly telling you about random guys hitting on her and you're the kind of guy that gets crazy, jealous, and overreacts, I'm going to be honest.
You're insecure and she's toxic as fuck.
Is your girlfriend presenting to this person that they are open and available to be with?
Because if they are, that's the problem.
Of course, there are people out there that no matter what, they are going to flirt with your partner.
But is your partner letting it happen?
Because they want it to happen.
If your partner were to come home from a club and they tell you, oh, I had these people flirting with me all night long, my immediate first question to them would be, did you tell them that you're with someone?
If the response is yes, the follow-up question to that is, did you tell them I'm in a relationship or sorry I'm in a relationship?
If the word sorry is in that sentence, they want it to happen.
If you are happily in a relationship, you should never feel sorry for turning somebody away.
That's just the truth.
Yeah, we're cooked.
So we have a call-in show today.
And I'm going to look on the website.
If you guys have any, which, by the way, guys, on the Audacity Network, next week we're going to talk about mental models.
Doug MPA, our moderator, has some really good mental models for life.
Maybe when he comes up, he can give a little sneak peek into next week.
But on the website, we have smart, intelligent, often non-famous, but sometimes famous men giving presentations and we film extra content.
This weekend, behind the paywall, we're going to have a special guest teach you how to catch your partner cheating.
Doug MPA is doing a presentation next week.
You can ask him questions on the mental models.
And I have to figure out next week I have to figure out.
So I don't have the schedule yet completely.
So let me, I'll keep you guys posted, but there is no show tomorrow night because we are this guest is coming in town.
All right.
Is Doug MPA on or no?
Not yet.
Oh, not yet.
Okay.
Okay.
So some examples of men's poker face.
I've heard men say that they need to not shame women when they said they did crazy sexual things.
So it's like you might feel disgust, but you should have a poker face.
That way the women will reveal more.
So that way after the marriage in kids, you don't find out.
It's better to find out before the marriage in kids.
Doug MPA, how are you doing?
I'm good, Pearl.
How are you?
I'm good.
Tell me, what is the craziest thing you've had to hear when a woman says on a date in a relationship, et cetera, that you had to keep on a poker face?
Well, so I'm let me keep things general first.
When you get past, when you start dating women in their 30s, they are not afraid to tell you how much men suck on the first date.
They will go on for 30, 45 minutes about how there's piss in the dating pool, men are trash, and they just expect you to just sit there and just take it.
Yeah.
So how does it go?
Do they start with that or like where in the date do they bring it up?
It's to the point where I've started a date and then I've ordered a drink or two and then I'll get up and then I'll pay for my drink or I'll pay for my part of the bill and I'll leave and leave her at the table.
I've done that multiple times.
Yeah.
And it's usually women by the time they hit 35.
So, you know, I'm in my mid-40s.
So I know you might say, what are you dating women over 35 for?
Hey, I don't, yeah, men like what they like.
I'm not here to tell you who you can and can't date.
Go ahead.
Mine would be: I've sat and listened to a woman talk about her toxic ex, and she uh, this man stalked this woman.
She had to move to a different part of the DMV, and then uh she couldn't give out her real phone number.
Pretty much her last ex was a psychopath, and she had she couldn't leave the area because of her job, but she had to stay incognito just in case he found her again.
I'm like, wait, what?
So you should lie.
It's time to lie, it's time to not say anything, actually.
She didn't even have to lie, she just didn't have to tell you.
Why would you say that?
Yeah, and I don't know what she literally outlined the entire quote-unquote toxic relationship with this guy in about 45 minutes.
And I never saw her again after that, but I like those crime shows, like American Greed and Wives with Knives and all those.
So I knew I wasn't going to see her again, but I wanted all the juice.
I wanted, I got wrapped up in the story.
I was like, I kind of want to see how this whole thing plays out.
So were you entertained at least?
Did you have a good night?
Yeah, you know, the whole story was crazy.
And the sad part about it is she had a law degree.
She had an Ivy League undergrad and Ivy League law degree.
And she's messing with this pookie who was literally terrorizing her.
What did he do?
Now I want to know.
Do you still have her number?
Can you call her?
No.
This was years ago.
So what did he do?
So he had two kids that he never really saw.
Okay.
He worked a blue-collar job and he had a whole lot of time.
And he's because women that are lawyers are a lot of professional women, they want guys with a lot of time.
Right?
So they moved really fast.
He moved in with her and then just started terrorizing her.
Where are you at?
Who are you with?
And she's talking about it.
And one of the best things about you, Pearl, is you always ask questions that kind of make the story fall apart.
Because remember, guys, a lot of women tell the female-friendly version of the story.
And what is the female-friendly version of the story, Pearl?
Was she cheating?
The female-friendly version of the story is they're the heroes and the victims in the story at the same time.
I thought you meant like there's a detail she was missing.
Like if he was asking all that, I'm like, maybe she was cheating?
I don't know.
Well, so, but yeah, so she's telling me about all this quote-unquote abuse, but she stayed with him for like, she stayed with him and lived with him for like two years.
Wow.
Yeah.
Do you think it was over-exaggerated or do you think she was telling the truth?
Well, if she was over-exaggerating, I was glad because I told you I was totally caught up in the story.
I wanted to hear the end of it.
And did she call you back after, or did she just want a therapist for the night?
It was just a therapist for the night.
Men are so funny.
They're just like, I guess this is my role here.
You guys want a relationship?
I guess I'm a relationship guy.
You want a therapist?
I guess I'm the therapist guy.
I think that there was a genuine initial attraction, but she's so wrapped up in that whole thing and that whole story.
A lot of people, if you want to listen to their story, they will tell it to you.
And I showed eagerness to listen and to hear the whole thing.
So she outlined the whole thing.
And now you have great content for the show.
And the thing about it is, is modern women, stuff like this, all this emotional abuse and stuff like that, happens to the women from the bottom all the way to the top.
The poor women, the educated women, the rich women, all of them like toxic men, all of them.
Is the Zoom in the?
I don't see it in the YouTube chat.
Are we sure it's there?
Yeah, I don't think it's there.
Yeah, it hasn't been posted in the YouTube chat yet.
I want to take this time to thank everyone that's been in the Audacity chat.
We've seen a lot of new members.
Omni Man, Rocky Lemon, Dustin, our resident Chad is in the Audacity chat.
So thank you, everyone.
All the new people in the Audacity chat, Pro, and I really appreciate it.
We do.
We do.
Thank you guys so much for signing up.
We really couldn't do it without you.
You guys really got me through the demonetization.
And now we're monetized again.
So.
And then I'll take this time to thank all the regulars in the YouTube chat.
Thank you guys for being in the YouTube chat.
Pro has the best chat on YouTube.
So thank you for showing up night after night.
We had over a thousand people last night.
And, you know, the more people, the better.
So make sure to share the videos, like the videos.
The more people over here, the better.
We really appreciate it.
Yeah.
Trying to think of what other stories men have told me.
Like, what is the worst poker face?
Oh, so my brother.
He's AJ's Rance and Reactions.
And he went out.
This is a while ago.
He went out with this girl in the first couple of dates.
It went really, really well.
But then she wanted him to meet up with her friends.
And she was completely different with her friends.
No.
He was the one guy there.
And she was literally talking down to him in front of all of her friends.
Literally poking at him, jabbing at him.
What did he do?
What did he do?
That was the first time anyone I knew paid for their drink and their food and just left.
What did she say to him that made him like, what was the final straw?
And how'd she react?
She, well, it was just the constant small jabs of misandry that women expect men to just put up with.
Oh, so you know, if you keep talking like that, you're not going to get anything tonight.
Or you honestly think that you can do this.
You know, just all those little misanders.
She could not have been hot enough for that.
Yeah, because he left.
Yeah.
Don't be afraid.
When in situations like that, you don't owe women an explanation.
You don't owe women closure.
You just leave.
Just go.
Yeah, it's not like women give men closure.
There are some people in the waiting room.
I think I saw someone.
Oh, do you?
Okay.
Come in.
I just don't know why.
I'm going to dunno post so that.
Oh, Doug.
It says he said you can let them in and out.
Oh.
You're the host?
Host to most.
Give me one second.
Okay.
I have never let anyone in.
Hold on one second.
More.
Okay.
Oh.
Ben was in, but he dropped in and out.
Make sure to hit the Zoom call because we want to hear your best first date with poker face.
What have women said on a first date?
Where, or do you have any topics where if a woman brings it up, you just can't stand it and you have to say something?
Because for me, Miss Sandy's one of them.
If a woman just starts man-hating, I can't take it.
There's a couple of other things, too.
Have you ever seen any of your friends just put a guy through hell on a first date, Pro?
I've never really been there when women, oh, God, I've seen married women just henpeck the hell out of their husbands.
Oh, I saw this one married woman.
It was so bad.
But I haven't seen it on a first date, but like this one woman, I know, she kept like mentioning in front of me that she made more than her husband.
And I'm just like sitting there and I'm like, why do you keep?
And like, she just kept like in front of, like, almost using me to get back at her husband in a passive-aggressive way, like calling him messy.
And I'm like, I'm like sitting there.
And I really, like, her husband's very nice.
Like, I really like him as a guy.
And I'm like, why are you doing this to him?
And it was just so uncomfortable.
God, it was so uncomfortable.
And I was just like, and I'm just sitting there because I'm in her house, you know?
So I'm like, and she said something to me after.
And I'm like, do you really want my opinion?
And then she just got quiet.
Like she asked, she's like, because then she was trying to pretend that he was the one doing something.
And I looked at her and I'm like, do you really want my opinion on this?
And then, yeah, then she shut up.
So I'll never understand the pathology behind women humiliating their husbands.
Their husband is supposed to be their number one ally and number one cheerleader.
And they treat that person like absolute garbage.
I don't understand how that happened or why women think that that's okay.
I think women just don't like men that much.
And so like when they, women, it's like they like the idea of a husband, but they don't like the reality of it.
And so when they have to like deal with the day-to-day annoyances that the genders have with each other, right?
Because there's things that annoy you guys about us and there's stuff that about you guys that annoys us.
We just can't like deal with it.
Like our, you know, the stress or like we just like we just don't do a good job with like discomfort, I guess.
And so then we just start complaining.
It's also okay for wives to just say horrible things.
I told you, Michelle Obama literally said that she hated Barack Obama for the first 10 years of their marriage.
And also, there's an article I saw the other day that said, after you have your first child, you will hate your husband.
You will hate your husband.
And of course, the comments, yeah, I understand.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's like, why is this okay?
Why?
That's just like post-nut clarity for women.
Do you see the people in the waiting room or no?
There's nobody there.
No, okay.
Guys, I know you guys have poker face stories.
Stories of crazy things women have said to you and you had to keep a straight face.
I know you guys have them.
The Zoom link's in the description or pinned in the chat.
Come on up, guys.
Tell me the stories.
I know you got them.
And then another thing that gets me in trouble is I don't really like small talk.
I don't like talking about pop culture.
So I'll try to have a serious conversation with some woman.
And it could go south, especially with what I'm interested in.
You kind of do the feelers with some slightly red-tiled topics.
I'll bring up like Kevin Samuels and a lot of women like, oh my, if they've heard of him, oh my God, you listen to that guy?
I'm like, yeah.
The last single mother I dated was a flight attendant.
You dated a single mother?
This is you?
Sorry, go ahead.
Yeah, like four years ago.
Okay.
She was a flight attendant, absolutely beautiful.
But I brought up Kevin Samuels and I said, I told her, I was like, I don't know what it would look like, me and you and your two kids.
And she's like, so I told her, I listened to Kevin Samuels, and she's like, I think that guy is trying to brainwash you away from me because I'm a single mother.
I'm like, see you later.
You just told me everything that I needed to know.
We're going to let Dr. Tran in.
Yeah, the Pearl Reed on your website.
Oh, okay.
Pearl Reid on the website.
Let's see.
Make sure you mute the audio.
Did I miss it?
I don't see the Pearl Reed on the website.
Dr. Tran, are you there?
Let me refresh the chat.
I am here.
I cannot believe you guys accepted me.
I was.
I know.
We were just waiting.
So tell us your poker face story.
Oh, my God.
What do you mean?
So the topic.
What is the worst thing that you've ever had to endure talking to a woman through on a first date to get laid?
Like, what's the weirdest or strangest conversation you've had with a woman on a first date?
Or even in a relationship, just crazy things that a woman has said and you've had to keep a straight face.
Oh, gosh.
Okay.
I didn't realize I'd be so nervous.
You guys accepted me.
I apologize.
You know, I don't have one.
I'm sorry.
I clicked in your link because I said you guys accept me.
I'm going to get out of here until I don't run your show.
I'm sorry.
That's all right.
I mean, you know what?
Do you have anything in general that you wanted to ask Pearl?
Are you a fan?
Yeah, no, I'm a huge fan of Pearl.
I've, you know, I was donating to your show back in the day when you were in London and stuff.
Are you ever going to go back to those panel shows?
It seems like you're sick of them, but I do find them more entertaining.
I would do more like call-ins, but in studio, probably not more than maybe like one-on-one debates, but the full panels, I can't do them and have a lot of time.
Yeah.
Yeah.
At the time, it was literally affecting Pearl's health.
But Pearl and I, we've known each other for almost four years now, and we'd have conversations.
It's just not good for my health putting up with all these 304s in her apartment.
So I don't know how people like Myron and these people that do these panel shows.
I don't know how they've been doing it for so many years, man.
I don't know how they do it.
Yeah, at least online, I can click mute.
Oh, that makes sense.
I'm sure, you know, Kevin Samuels kind of used that to his advantage, too.
But hey, I don't have to have much contributions.
I'll let you guys go.
I'm sorry to.
You're okay.
Thanks for calling in.
All right.
See you guys.
I found the Pearl Reed.
I think the website was just slow for me.
Women disrespect their husbands when they feel they had to settle on him and didn't get the man they wanted.
It's resentment.
Yeah.
So we're going to bring in Dustin.
Always a good time with Dustin.
I told him to call it on this one.
I'm expecting fireworks on this one.
Yeah, Dustin, what do you got?
Yeah.
So like poker face stories, anytime a girl starts off talking about how she sorry, how she likes to travel, guys are intimidated by me, or I'm not like other girls.
I'm just like, I wish I could hit fast forward through that conversation.
Is there ever anything a girl has said that you couldn't keep the poker face?
Arneson asks on the website.
Like whenever women, sorry, I'm at work.
So it's like, whenever women are like 30 and going to cosmetology school, I'm like, just stop.
Like, just domesticate yourself.
Quit that, save some money, get your ass in the gym and learn how to cook, dude.
I was like, do not go to cosmetology school at 30.
That's funny.
I can second that for a massage therapy school.
Oh, yeah.
Bro, come on.
Hey, man, I only want one kind of massage, and you don't even have much learning about that one.
Are there any things that you've had with a woman on a date and you sat through it and it was worth it because you ended up getting laid later?
Okay.
That's funny.
Okay.
So I picked this, I picked a lady up and she was, she was a good looking, she was a good looking, good looking woman.
And on the car ride back, on the car ride to dinner, she was telling me how two months ago she met some guy online and she thought that he got her pregnant.
So she was, she was telling me the whole conversation, like how she was trying to hit him up and say, I think I'm pregnant and all this stuff.
And this homie ghosted her.
And I mean, I didn't, just, it was, it was a good night, but that was a really rough one, like to even think about sleeping with her after that.
But yeah, that was maybe not the best decision I ever made.
Dustin talks about his bad decisions on the show, and he owns it.
That's one of the best parts about Dustin.
Well, thank you.
It's, we all, I like to be humble.
Whenever a girl says, I needed to travel to find myself, you should always, I always like to ask them, have you been there before?
Because they'll be like, no.
I say, well, whenever I lose something, I always go somewhere I've been because that's usually where it's at.
So when do you ever have to go somewhere you've never been to find something you always had?
You know, just really, it's really illogical.
When a woman says that she's going somewhere to find herself, wherever she's going, she's getting her back blown out.
Dude, it's brutally true.
In fact, one of Pro's reactions, she reacted to that woman who went to Europe.
Didn't she catch like 22 bodies in like 10 days?
Oh, brutal.
Oh, yeah.
She was in the airport and she was like, oh, I think I might get one more on the way home.
That one was nuts.
Actually, do you even think that women know what they want when they travel?
Because like, I flew a girl to New York City once when I was living on the East Coast.
And I bought her up.
She was supposed to stay with me for a week.
And I bought her a plane ticket home four days early because she made me so mad.
I took her to New York City.
And I had planned like Madam Twiss, playing at Hollywood and a couple other activities.
And then afterwards, I was like, is there anything you want to do while we're here?
And she just was like, I don't know.
I don't know.
And I was like, I just flew you here and you didn't think of a single thing you wanted to do while you are in the city with me.
And so I was kind of like, when women say they like traveling or they want to go places, do they even know?
It just means drink in that city and let a guy entertain me.
That's what it means.
Yeah.
Because like women, women don't.
Yeah, women don't like.
Because when I was a kid, we like, when we road tripped, we really road tripped.
And my mom planned the whole thing from like we, it would be like we're going to this national park, we're hiking this, we're right water rafting here, we're doing this, we're doing that.
They're not doing that.
They just want to, they just want to drink at a bar in the city and flirt with the whatever, whatever type they're going for in that city.
If it's the British men, if it's the Spanish men, if it's the Dubai, the rich man, it's whatever they're trying to get.
That's what they're doing.
These are the 80% of solo travelers out of the United States are women.
I know that women say, I don't feel safe, but I'll travel to some third world country by myself, but I don't feel safe.
Yeah, it's crazy, man.
That's a lot of money, too.
That's a gamble.
Well, that's one thing I noticed.
So modern women have traded.
So like my mother's generation and then the generation after that were really obsessed with material things.
Modern women, they spend, they still buy material things, but they spend so much money on travel, man.
So much money on travel.
It's insane.
And the worst part about it is I talk about student loans a lot on my channel, guys.
70% of the student loans are women.
And if you saw the new administration is garnishing people's wages starting May 5th for student loans.
So a lot of these, they're going to start to take people's tax returns.
Anyway, and so women will stare down $150,000 worth of student loan debt.
They'll just forget all about it and try to live their best lives traveling, trying to buy a house.
After May 5th, they won't.
Yeah.
I do.
I remember when I was in college, all the girls would be like, oh, I took out student loans to like go shopping and like travel here, travel there.
I don't know what the obsession is with traveling because if you want an easy life, you would be like, traveling is probably the last thing you want to do.
You want to make sure like when you're home, you're comfortable.
And then you're like, oh, maybe I'll go abroad.
Yeah.
I'm just curious.
You think passport bros are real?
If 95% of single travelers are women, I mean, they are real.
It's just there's not many.
I mean, it's not like, because you have to think, if you really wanted to passport bro as a guy, like, how are you going to do that?
You're going to build a connection with a girl to the point you trust her to bring her back or to have a kid there.
And like, what?
You get two weeks off of work a year?
That's what I mean.
Like, yeah, like, how would you like, how would you even, it's tough enough in like a distance relationship in the same country, like out of the country?
Oh, good luck.
And then, and then if you bring one home, she's going to be around American women, or the worst thing you can do if you bring a woman to the United States is have her go to college.
You know, that's true.
And I have a girlfriend from Angola.
And once she started hanging out with the city girls, I was like, my relationship was over.
Oh, she started hanging out with the B-dubs?
Yeah.
Like, it was, you know, she's like, she's from Angola.
I know she doesn't just talk a certain way.
And then she starts saying, like, oh, this young bull is over here.
This John.
I'm like, ah.
Was she from Philadelphia?
Yeah, bro.
That's where I'm from.
I'm from, I'm from, well, I'm from Harrisburg.
And we would have to go to the house.
Oh, where?
Look at the little John thing.
King of Russia.
Yeah, we say John all the time.
You know, this John.
And we throw the most hood, like little silly parties in the city where we like, it was just, the women are just crazy.
Stories for days, dude.
But yeah, dude, poker face.
If men didn't have them, women would be even more single than they are now.
Yeah.
That's the thing.
I don't think a lot of women have any idea how offensive the things that we say are because men don't react.
They just like eat it because they want to get laid.
Otherwise, you guys would never get laid.
Yeah.
I was talking to this when I was working at Dairy Queen, and I was the king of dairy.
And this lady, I went, yeah, bro.
And this girl, she was married, but she was 17 because it's like Ukrainian church type thing.
They just marry young.
So I went over to her place and things were going good.
And then she goes, I need to stop.
And I said, why?
And she was like, well, you're just, you're only 5'7.
And she kicked me out of her house.
She invited me to her house and then she kicked me out.
And I was like, not because of the not because of the not because of the husband, but because of the 5'7.
Yeah, she was like, I don't know what I'm doing with you.
And I was like, dude, I don't know either, man.
She's like, if I'm going to cheat, he's got to be 5'10.
Yeah.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
So, so was this after you hit it a couple times?
No, I never left.
I never got to.
I never got to.
Like, I got close, but like, one is her husband was like a big guy, too.
Like, he would have definitely murdered me.
And I was only 19.
I was like, I got a life to live, you know?
So I was a little worried about that.
But yeah, I would go over and watch The Bachelor with her.
Maybe that's why.
Don't watch The Bachelor with Mary Women if you want to get laid.
What?
Oh, yeah, because she's watching.
She's watching those 6'5 Chads on The Bachelor.
And then she's like, She's like, what am I doing?
I could.
Then she thinks she could get the guys on TV cooked.
Cooked, man, man.
She probably kicked me out so she could use her vibrator.
Yeah.
You want to talk about a poker face will be sitting through The Bachelor with a woman.
How did you make it through a whole episode?
God.
Dude, she would cook some bomb food, man.
It was like these little Russian cakes.
It was so funny.
Yeah, that was pretty nuts, dude.
I don't know.
I never thought about what I was doing back then.
Now I have a kid.
I got to be like responsible.
What's up with that?
Can't imagine how you get through.
Yeah.
But someone has a crush on you in the chat.
Antonia, she thinks you're perfect.
Come on, shoot your shot, Antonia.
No, Antonia.
Antonia, click the list.
I'm 5'7, man.
I'm 5'7.
Antonia, call in.
Yeah, Antonia, call in.
Call in, Antonia.
Shoot your shot.
I did read some of her comments.
I'm assuming it's a girl.
It is.
She was like, she was like, my Judea king.
I said, goodness.
Pearl Quiet.
Antonia, I mean, don't pussy out.
Get in here.
Shoot your shot.
These streets are lonely.
Get up.
I know.
You're always going to wonder what if you don't try to shoot your shot.
Antonia, are you fat?
Just say it.
I was in a Latino fraternity back in college, and I tell you, even from the homeland, they were never too skinny.
So the only way to work as a passport bro is to work remotely or have some passive income and then stay in another country to raise your kids with her.
Yeah.
I mean, like, I just don't think it's a feasible option for like most men.
You know, a good question.
Oh, wait, I read that already.
Like, because most guys just don't work from their laptop.
I'd like to do that.
How many girls even respect that?
Antonia got offended by the question.
She said, bye.
Well, I know the answer now.
Adios.
I am Croatian, bro.
Well, you're one flight away.
Hop on a plane.
Women love being flown out.
It's your turn.
He's flown out girls before.
Right?
Yeah, but I mean, it's never again.
How hot?
What if she was a nine, though?
Would you do it?
Would you fly her out?
No.
It's tough because it's like, you know, sex always has the same ending.
Like, if something crazy would happen, where that, you know, it just always ends the same.
So it's not really worth it.
You know, it's like the juice is never worth this squeeze.
If you're just doing like a one-night stand, why would I pay $900 for that?
I was like, I'd rather just, I'd even shag a fat chick before I go spend $900 to get laid one time.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Nah, he can come here.
Well, now you're cooked.
He's not coming.
He's got a kid.
Yeah, I mean, unless it's like a three-day thing, but I'm not.
Croatia, where is that even?
Oh, he's thinking about it.
Well, okay, call in, Antonia.
It's just a real quick thought.
Is anyone else in the chat with the stories, Doug?
MP?
No.
Dude, people got to call in.
I thought that this would be on fire.
I thought that people, especially with as many people that were calling in yesterday, we actually left some extra room for people to call in on the show because I thought this would be a hot topic.
I mean, what guy who's gone on a decent amount of dates hasn't sat there and just watched some woman just run her mouth for 45 minutes.
And what do you sorry, go ahead?
Overpriced food, overpriced drinks, you know, at freaking cheesehake factory, you know, sitting there listening to some girl drone over.
Come on, guys.
I know you guys have been through it.
I know I have too many times.
What do you guys do?
Like when, so when you have your poker face on, do you ever try to get her to stop talking about it or do you just let her go?
Like, do you ever like, is she ever maybe if she would just get off of this topic?
You're like, okay, I could salvage something.
Or as soon as she starts going and you have to put on a poker face, are you done?
Like, seriously?
I always give five minutes to see where she's going with it because there are some initial ones you're like, okay, okay, where's she going with this?
But you know, you know how a book has to catch your attention in the first like 15, 20 pages, or like a movie has to catch your attention in the first like 10, 15 minutes.
That's how it is with women talking.
If she's in catch attention in the first five minutes, I'm just like, nah, I can't.
What do you think about women that talk about their animals?
I mean, modern women, come on now.
You have to let women talk about their dogs a little bit.
There's a there's an iPhone in here.
Let me see who this person is.
I'm admitting that your iPhone, who am I speaking to?
Hello?
Yeah, well, I guess, yeah, I hope.
I hope this.
I want to hear this guy's story.
Hopefully, you think is he going to connect?
We'll see.
iPhone, are you there?
Still connecting.
Are there any green flag topics on a first date where you're like, yes?
Yeah.
I mean, if they talk about if they're a fan of certain sports, but they haven't, if they're a fan of certain sports but didn't play sports a lot, but they're just like a fan, that's good.
If they could talk about that they're a fan of guy, if they could talk about that they're a fan of things that guys are a fan of, that's a green flag.
If they talk about where they want to go, but they haven't been a lot of places, that's a green flag.
The girl I've been seeing always tells me, she would tell me how she cooks so much, but she was telling me about her dog this morning.
So, and I was like, what?
I just don't know why.
Like, why, why would a single woman in her 30s go buy a dog from like go rescue a dog?
You know, like, I'm gonna go, so I'm gonna go get a dog that has problems.
She's lonely.
I just don't understand.
You know, yeah.
Remember, women have this nurturing spirit and they'll fill it with a dog.
Women used to have kids with Beckland Day, but they'll fill it with a dog.
And the worst part about it is Kevin Samuel said this: if you're a single woman and you have a dog, you might as well have a kid.
A dog is a family pet.
So I haven't seen it super expensive.
Is it a red or a green flag if a woman fosters kids like out of the Kairos?
Red flag.
Why?
Wouldn't that be a really kind thing to do?
I mean, no, because she's going to expect you, if you get serious with her, to take care of a kid that's not even yours.
Yeah, okay, fair.
But don't they like leave after a while?
Like the foster?
No.
If you adopt the child or foster a child, your responsibility.
Oh, I thought foster was one where they're, I thought foster was like they're there.
Like, I thought it was like between they have the adoption paperwork.
Like they get the baby for like a month until the real family gets it.
I thought that was.
I've seen foster kids with a family for years and years and years.
Most foster kids, they'll find a family and they'll stay.
And here's the thing: if a woman, I think, I mean, fostering is noble, but still, like, if a woman has a child in her 30s or fosters, any way that a woman has a child by herself in her 30s and 40s, she has resigned to being alone for the rest of her life.
That's true.
Yeah.
iPhone, are you there?
Okay, I guess not.
Well, guys.
I went on a date with a chick that fostered kids, but she was in Portland, so she wasn't fostering like normal kids, you know.
She was fostering kids that had plenty of issues.
And she loved telling me about how she thinks she's helping them.
And I was like, dude, she's a one-dinner kind of woman.
Guys, click the link in the description and tell me your poker face stories.
So this is stories for the people that just tuned in.
These are stories where women have said crazy stuff and you've had to keep a poker face.
Okay.
I'm going to get rid of iPhone here since they're not talking.
So I guess I'll give people a preview of my thought process series here.
So my mental models.
So if you guys don't know, you know, I'm Doug MPA.
The MPA comes from, I have a bachelor's and a master's policy.
I have my own channel and I've been supporting Pearl since the very beginning.
I became a mod on her channel right around when she had about, I think about 15,000 subs.
And we've talked a lot outside of YouTube the last couple of years.
And, you know, I was able to share a couple of my thought processes and mental models with her.
And she convinced me to share some.
So one of them is, and I said this multiple sheets before.
I'll say it here.
Guys, every so often, you got to put a T-chart on a piece of paper and you got to put my problem and not my problem.
My problem on one side and not my problem on the other side.
And take all the issues in your life and put what is your problem and what's not your problem.
Because people, especially modern women, want to make their problems your problem, guys.
Don't deal with problems that are not your problem.
And here's the thing.
A lot of guys, we are benevolent and we're givers.
Men accumulate resources and money for the sake of others.
You know, wives, children, community, family, you know.
And men that are givers, women try to take advantage of us either overtly or separately by making their problems your problems.
Single mothers, you know, the leads off the system.
They want you to take care of their children.
They try to say a real man will take on another man's kids.
They're trying to make their problems your problem.
Guys, always be aware of what's your problem and what is not your problem.
So I'm going to go over more of these next weeks.
So make sure you tune in, okay?
I'm going to bring in.
And they're really good.
Guys, they're really helpful.
That's why I convinced Doug MPA to do a show on them because I'd never heard anyone have like mental models like this and it was just really helpful.
So who are you bringing in?
I'm going to bring in Ron.
Ron, are you there?
Yeah, Mayo.
I'm sorry.
I was having a little difficulty with my phone.
You're okay.
So the question is, what is the craziest thing you've heard a woman say where you had to keep a poker face?
It's always everybody else's fault.
They don't take any account of that.
So is this a girlfriend first date?
Like, what's the scenario?
Well, honestly, when they start talking about their exes and how bad they are, it's like, to me, it's a no-brainer to get out of there real fast.
What are the common things that you hear?
And is this usually first date, second date?
Like, when do they bring it up?
Usually the first.
They're trying to, like, make a narrative on their own to make themselves look like they're in the right.
And what are the common...
Yeah, sorry, go ahead.
Well, they...
Well, they've been abused.
He doesn't pay attention to me.
He doesn't do anything for the kids.
He's out of shape or just everything that you can make the guy look like he's the worst person ever.
Instead of trying to fix what they had, they go and think he's going to jump out of this situation and go find somebody else in the world at a different time in their life where everything is like a lot less from back when they started dating.
When they dated in the beginning, they're all over each other.
It's like a smoke and mirror rack.
Then they all of a sudden get amnesia that you're part of the family.
Classic.
No, right?
I mean, pretty much.
And then when you're sitting there, they get mad at you for everything.
You get told you're not worth anything.
And then at the end of the day, you check out.
So my advice to anybody is if you're dating somebody, look at the parents.
If they're toxic, the father's teaching the son how to treat women and the mother's trying to teach the daughter how to treat men.
If the mother's always bad driving the father or vice versa, get out of there.
Because if they're not on the same page and they embarrass each other in front of other people, that's what you're dating.
And then when your girl or guy is in a bad situation, they're going to stick up for their kid and they're going to team up on you.
So I would assume with you, Ron, that if you're dating a woman and she finds out that she didn't have a dad or she came from a single mother home, that's an automatic red flag for you.
Listen, I know there's mothers out there that raise their kids and have no help, all power to them.
But nowadays, all I see is a lot of fathers that want to be a part of their kids' lives, but have to be told that we should fight for them.
Why do you have to fight to be a father?
They don't have to fight to be a mother.
Shouldn't it just be like their right to be a father?
And then honestly, it's just the court system is all like in the backwards from the 1950s.
They got to really update this thing.
They want equal rights, but they want to take the money out of the father's paycheck, but nothing from their side.
I've always hated that term.
Why didn't you fight for your kids more?
The woman who's creating the fight is telling the father to fight for his children.
So she's creating the fight.
Right.
And telling you to fight harder.
And a lot of times.
It's insane to me.
They get people to chirp in your ears like it's going to be some fantastic world when they get out of here.
And then when they get out there, they're like, wow.
The amount of people that are out there that are divorced themselves or able to be like, you know, dating material, a very small portion of them are nice people.
The bunch of them are all messed up.
Yep.
Yep.
And then it's like everything's on like recycled.
They start recycling the guys and the girls.
They just start dating everybody.
Next thing you know, oh, you finished with her?
You finished with him?
They just start recycling the guys and girls.
Yeah.
Someone says, come on, Pearl, you have to put the live link.
It's in the chat, guys.
It's pinned.
And now they all look like Muppets.
Oh, with the lips.
They put their lips so much with the injection, they touch their nose.
They got their butts with all that stuff they do there.
You could put a beer can on it, and then their stomach's touching their backs from Ozempic.
I know, we're so cool.
Once they have a generic Ozempic on the market, it's done.
I know, and the poor people that have diabetes can't get it.
No, honestly, I think it'll be great.
I'd love to see less fat women.
Oh, yeah, that would be good.
I'm on the page with you then.
Yeah, I mean, like, sure, it might.
I mean, it might give them side effects, but so does being obese.
So, I might as well have something nice to look at.
Well, the side effect is, you know, you might have a guy look at yourself.
Yeah, that's what I mean.
I'm like, I don't, I don't know if I think it's a bad thing.
No, I know.
Well, I'm always wondering.
Oh, I'm sorry, go ahead.
No, you go.
Go.
Go ahead.
I'm always wondering because nothing's free, right?
So you have people losing weight without doing work, but there's going to be some kind of cost.
Nothing is free.
There's no miracle drug.
So odds are there's going to be some kind of long-term damage.
Right.
Or you have a bunch of undisciplined people, skinny.
I don't.
Or they overdo it.
They don't know when to stop.
The check is going to come due.
We just don't know how it's going to come due.
No, it is, but it's going to come due like anyways.
So I might as well get to see them thin until the side effects.
What?
You're a pissed with that.
To get the people from being fat to like being a skeleton.
Like almost Jeff Dunham's or a puppet.
I mean, I'd rather, like, I'm just thinking about me here, not really them.
So it's like if they're already big and like, like the other day, I was in an airplane and this woman was spilling over.
I kind of wish she took some Ozempic, you know.
Oh, yeah.
And they charge you more for your two pounds over on the luggage.
Yeah, I know.
And I'm like, this woman's 50 pounds over on the scale, but they don't put that in.
So I'm like, now I'm sure they'll have side effects later.
I personally wouldn't take it, but you know what it is?
Some people that aren't disciplined enough to do the diets and follow them, they can use that and it'll help them get there.
But they're taking this stuff the wrong way.
It's prescribed.
If the doctor's trying to take this amount, somebody should be like, oh, I'll take a little more, I'll go faster.
That's what they think in their head.
So they're overdosing themselves.
And that's where I think the problems are coming from.
Can you overdose on Ozimpic?
Yeah, because they're supposed to do micro-dosing, and the doctors are only telling them to do it once a week.
So they should really be splitting up this dosage in half.
So if they say you take 20 millimeters, you should be taking 10 in the beginning of the week and 10 at the end of the week.
This way, it's not a spike in your system.
It just keeps you plateaued.
Okay.
Wow, I didn't know that.
You taught Pearl on something.
Well, you know what?
It doesn't make sense.
Like, if the guys go on testosterone replacement and they go see the doctor every two weeks after they get their blood work done, they're doing legitimately.
They get a testosterone shot at the doctor's office.
They spike up.
And the testosterone that the doctors are giving them lasts 14 days in your system.
So now by the time you get back in two weeks, you're crashing.
So instead of saying split it in half, take it half on one week, half on the next week, and keep you level that you're up and down.
You're up and down.
Okay.
I didn't know that.
Doesn't that make a little sense?
Yeah.
Makes sense.
Well, we're going to.
We have a couple of other callers.
So we do.
Woohoo.
All right.
Thanks for calling, Ron.
I had fun with you guys.
It was a great, great, great show, Pearl.
Yeah, thanks for calling in.
Call anytime.
Thank you.
I'm going to let in.
I'm going to put, guys, I'm putting my big water bottle in the shot.
I know it's ugly.
I'm doing it.
You can bounce me out.
Okay.
Let me do that.
Okay, I'm going to let it in 10 sworn.
I'm doing it.
You can bounce me out.
Okay.
Tense Warren, are you there?
Can you hear me?
Yeah, I can hear you.
I got you.
Yeah, so what was the question?
What is something crazy a girl has said on a date or when you were in a relationship that was absolutely insane, but you had to keep a poker face for?
So I don't really go on much dates like that because with me, I think like relationships are like a scam for my age group because I'm 23.
But, you know, when I talk to women, the thing that kind of like makes me look at them funny is like when a woman says like, you know, when we have a conversation about men and then she's pretty much like talking down on like decent quality men.
And then, you know, her main excuse to why she dates like these terrible men is like, oh, I don't date nice or decent men because they usually put on a mask.
And I'm like, in my head, I'm like, I mean, that's a good point because sometimes that does happen.
But I look at them funny because it's like, you rather pick this drug dealer, this gang member, this like, you know, this guy who's definitely not going to give you commitment over the guy that could possibly give you commitment.
So, you know, my main issue with women is like when they talk about men, you know, the main thing that makes me like look at them funny is just like the way they talk about, you know, they try to like, let's say, how could I phrase this?
They pretty much uplift the terrible men and they kind of like downplay the decent quality men.
And I don't understand why it's like that.
So in my age group, I'm 23.
So it's pretty common here, especially like with black women because I'm a black man.
Yeah, I kind of figured you were, you're a black pro.
I am too.
And you, yo, man, like, you, I feel bad for you, young, for you YMs, man.
You guys got, yeah, it's only gotten worse.
I thought that my generation was bad, but you guys got it bad, bro.
Yeah, man.
And like the last girl I was messing with, right?
I tried to like, you know, I try to like do something with her, but she wanted this one guy.
And then she didn't want like me because she said I wasn't toxic enough or like hood enough.
And I'm, and I'm like, and this girl too, she wasn't like, like, if you were to like talk to her, she doesn't come off as like the type of black woman to like be in that involved in that.
But like, it's like even the normal type of black woman, like they're into that stuff too.
And it's like, you know, I try not to put all black women in a group, but you know, I do.
That's the main thing I kind of see.
Dark!
I honestly don't believe you because I've been to like that point where I might have to because that's the main thing I've seen in this culture.
Like we kind of infinite, infinite, I don't know how to say the word, but yeah, we kind of uplift the terrible men.
And then when it, you know, the main trend, when you hit 30 years old, it's time to go to the decent man.
Like when you get the decent man, like you don't even treat them the way they want to be treated.
Like they have to wait for sex while this guy who's like, like I was talking about a drug dealer, no goals, gets the sex off the rip.
Like, so I'm going to give you a little bit of advice.
Is it okay, Pearl?
Yeah, yeah, you can give me that.
Yo, so, so, first off, it's not you, bro.
It's not like when Because myself and my brother, you know, if you're worth something as a black man, you're going to catch hell from our women.
If you're ambitious, if you're educated, if you're trying to do something with your life, you are going to catch hell.
If you treat women right, you just got to hold on until you're 35, man.
So you got to keep your head down.
You got to grind, get a highly valued education, highly valued skill, highly valued trade.
Because when you hit 35, all of a sudden, none of them care about that stuff.
Yeah, and I agree because I'm about to graduate in like a month from now from college.
And I'm graduating with computer science degree.
There you go, man.
I'm starting my own business too.
So I'm pretty much in a good direction.
So I'm just trying to really.
What state are you in?
I'm in New York City.
That's like move out of New York City.
I recommend Seattle.
Yeah.
Texas.
Yo, bro.
Once you get your degree, move away from New York City.
They don't deserve you there.
They don't.
It's like the worst place.
Like, even like, you know, even when Trump was in office, like, you know, during the whole November 5th thing, like, everyone always voted for him, but only in New York is where people were, you know, having riots and like all these.
So I'm like, you know, the mindset here is kind of like, I don't kind of feel with the wavelength.
So the thing about it is, I'm going to say it again.
It's not you because unfortunately, I went through a time in my mid-20s where people questioned my blackness so much that I went through a short period where I questioned my own blackness.
And I can't change who I am.
You know, like I've always liked Star Trek and intellectual things.
And, you know, I used to skate when I was younger.
You know, I grew up in Seattle in the 90s.
So, you know, I listened to Nirvana and Soundgarden and all, you know, I'm into grunge rock and stuff.
Don't compromise who you are, man.
And I have an 80% rule.
80% of black women aren't worth the dating.
You can find a black woman.
If you want to be with a black woman, you can find them.
You're going to find them at like anime conventions, you know, pick up tennis or something like that where the ratchet ones don't congregate.
Because do you want to have a family one day?
Of course.
Do you want them to be black?
I mean, if you have a children with a white woman, they're going to be black.
But do you want them to be like full black?
So your two major responsibilities right now, don't get married, to have any kids until you've reached at least the 35.
And then find a black woman who has had your similar experience of just not fitting in with black culture.
My father's a, he's very successful.
And he told me, my brother and my sister, if you want to be something in the black community, if you want to be ambitious, if you want to leave this whole black nation thing behind, man.
Oh, yeah, what up, brother?
What up, sister?
Nope, leave that behind, man.
There is no cohesiveness amongst black people.
So this whole black nation thing, it doesn't exist.
Yeah, man, that's some solid advice.
So I wish it wasn't that way, but yeah, that's my main poker face just when I talk to women.
So they start bringing up like the hood stuff.
Even the decent, like looking quality, that you wouldn't even expect to be doing that.
They're into that too.
So it's like, you know, I kind of like, you know, kind of turns me off when I talk to women.
And like, you know, and I know how to kind of find a way to kind of, you know, identify these type of women.
Like when they talk about, oh, men are always having kids.
And I'm like, I don't even know.
I don't even know men that have kids myself.
So, how do you know?
54% of black men have no children.
Yeah.
54%.
How do you know so many men that have kids?
So that kind of like, you know, I kind of use stuff like that to kind of see, okay, yeah, she's, she's probably messing with those type of men.
I just fall by myself and just keep it a buck.
But yeah, that's some sort of advice, man.
Yeah.
And here's the thing: you're probably, you're going to be a little bitter towards, you know, the black community, black women, because they just keep rejecting you and like hurting you over and over and over again.
But, but you can, and those it's valid, but all you have to do is find your one, man.
Even if you have, you know, there are a lot of women out there.
You can hate men all you want, but all you have to do is find your one.
And that's the same thing with women.
There are modern women out there.
There's single mothers.
You know, they do all this crazy stuff, but all you have to do is find your way.
Despite your views on women, all you have to do is find your one.
So make sure to leave your, if you want to have a family, just make sure to leave room in your heart to find that one.
Yeah, that's some sort of advice, man.
Yeah, man.
I thank you for that.
But yeah, let me let you get on to the next caller.
I'll probably call him tomorrow.
But yeah, y'all have a nice day.
Thanks for calling.
Calling anytime.
Do you want to let Glenn in?
How many people are in the waiting room?
There's two.
Cool.
Including Glenn.
Glenn, what's going on, man?
Glenn.
I think he's hold on.
Let me remind him.
You are on screen.
Glenn.
Oh, yeah.
Hello.
Sorry.
Glenn.
Glenn, what is the craziest thing a woman said to you that you had to keep a poker face?
This could be a first date relationship, whatever.
The craziest thing?
Oh, man.
Okay.
So, this requires a story.
Okay.
And the craziest thing was that I had my dick imprints on the counter.
Wait, that she found the outline of my dick on the counter and she wanted to know who the fuck I was fucking.
Were you, was there, was there someone you were It's like, or what it is, it's like, I don't know what's worse.
The questions I want to ask Glenn or the questions he'd give or the answers he'd give us.
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
Just go ahead.
I'm ready.
I've been through this.
I am a pro at answering these questions.
So, how does one put an imprint of their dick on a counter?
Like, how does that?
And it wasn't just on the counter.
It was on the glass door.
You know, the porch sign.
So they thought that I was like fucking all these bitches when they went to the store.
Were you?
Well, no.
I was working and stuff.
Okay.
But they forget, like, I was fucking them on the counter and them all over the place.
But here's the funny thing.
It was actually, it wasn't even a dick imprint, okay?
Like, it was not even a smudge.
Like, I look at it.
I'm like, that doesn't do me justice.
Okay.
Wait, come on now.
Like, you know, you know what you're working with, and you know what you're not working with.
And it's just like, that is not me.
Like, that's not even so.
What was it?
It was just a smudge.
It was her dildo.
And, Pearl, you know who I'm talking about.
So, I'm just going to leave everybody's name out.
I already know.
I know what you're talking about.
Wow.
So, it was a wow.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And I'm sitting here like this.
Like, she came to me with it.
I'm like, hmm.
Really?
Okay, let's investigate this.
I'm not even trying to try to make fun of you yet.
I'm going to investigate this with you.
So, when you guys figured it out, how did she react?
Well, she went in her room, closed the door, and then cried.
Classic.
And I was staying in the living room like this.
Trying not to laugh out loud.
That was it.
But imagine having to be asked about these smudges on the window and on the counter as if you did something.
I'm like, what the hell?
Like, I know there's some people that are doing some freaky-deeky things like that, but like, I don't recall just putting the meat on the counter.
Like, that's where we eat.
It's the breakfast bar.
Is there anything?
You got any other stories?
I feel like this can't be the only one.
Oh, I mean, there was the one time when they tore up my office because they thought that I had someone hiding underneath the desk.
That was that you had someone hiding underneath the desk.
Can you elaborate more on that?
Like, how did this?
Yeah, so I was, so there's a website called We Audition, and it's a place where actors go and when they have an audition coming up, they need to rehearse their lines.
They get with other actors to rehearse lines with each other, right?
So I'm in there rehearsing the line for the movie Token Choke, the one that I ended up landing.
And she heard this woman talking, right?
And she started freaking out.
And she had my brother, who was at the house at the time, like guard the outside window.
It's like, don't let that bitch come out the window.
And my brother's like, what the fuck?
So he's outside guarding the window for her.
He's texting me.
He's like, yo, bro, I'm outside your window.
I don't know why, but I'm outside your window.
And I go take my dog for a walk.
This is when I had my English.
And so I come back and then I walk in there and the whole office is tore up.
Like, everything's a mess.
Everything's moved and everything.
I'm like, what are you looking for?
And she's like, I'm looking for this stand.
I found it.
I'm like, it's a tripod.
I'm like, but that's not your tripod.
That's my tripod.
What do you mean, my couple punch?
And she's like, well, I just wanted to make sure it wasn't mine and it was yours.
I'm like, well, it actually says my name on it.
But, you know.
And then she confessed that she thought that was this like person in the room because she heard woman talking.
And I'm like, hmm.
So he tore up the office, Like moving furniture around to find this.
And you didn't find what you're looking for.
I made a whole skit about it.
I made a skit, like me portraying her and me playing me.
It's on YouTube.
It's really funny.
That's insane.
Was she always like this?
Like, thinking you're cheating all the time?
Yeah, because I've come to find out that that's what she was doing.
So what most people do is they project.
Yeah, they project.
Yeah.
That's how I was going to say Nate Brassfield is next.
And then there's a person that's under owner.
And then Julian, and then fight sports talk.
Okay.
Go ahead, Glenn.
Yeah, like, no, I just like, I have security cameras everywhere.
Even now.
Like, I'm at Thorstein's and I have security cameras all over the place.
Well, thanks for calling in, Glenn.
A pleasure as always.
We got to get to the next caller, okay?
Yeah, no dick imprints on counters.
Okay.
Remember, that's where you guys eat.
Glenn's saying, be civilized for Christ's sake.
Yeah, be careful.
It'll be a bunch of Neanderthals.
Oh, my gosh.
All right, buddy.
All right, guys.
Take it easy.
Peace.
All right.
Okay.
Nate, are you there?
Be civilized for Christ's sake.
Yeah, I got it.
We'll be a bunch of Neanderthals.
You have the YouTube on in the background, so turn that off.
Got it, got it.
What's up, guys?
Hey, so tell us your poker face story.
Yeah, okay.
I've been watching for a while.
I got, man, I got all sorts of thoughts.
Poker face.
Well, so for me, the thing is about me and my personality, I actually have a damn good poker face, but I don't always, like with women and dates, I really don't feel the need to use it.
Like I'm just, I talk very straight to them, especially if they say something ridiculous that they're used to just sliding by.
So I don't do that that much.
I don't just let it slide.
I'm like, okay, what was that?
Like, what do you mean?
Why'd you say that?
But I have a couple.
I have a couple.
I remember when I was really, I was young.
I was in my 20s.
And it was kind of, it was more of like a group thing, but it was still, you know, how it is when you're younger.
Like, you're still kind of trying to talk to a girl.
She was cool.
She was really pretty.
I was like, you know, I'm interested in her.
So we're hanging out.
We're having a couple of drinks.
And she, I'm like trying to figure it out.
C, I'm kind of trying to pursue her, you know.
And she said that.
And I was just like, ugh.
I am so not.
I'm done.
I am not interested.
And I just couldn't believe the audacity.
Did you say it to her or no?
Did you just end the date?
No, at that point, I just like felt, I was younger.
Like I said, I was in my early 20s.
I just had that like internal shock.
Like you just think, like, what is their point?
What is their angle?
You can't, you know, you can't tell.
You're like, is this, what are you trying to gain here?
You trying to show some sort of confidence or dominance or what are you doing?
Or you just so, are you person?
You just really nervous and you don't know what to say or do, but yeah, I remember that one vividly because my heart kind of dropped into my stomach and I was just like, I am, I'm good.
What else on that topic?
No, like where you said you had a couple stories, so what else?
Yeah, yeah, on that topic.
So I had a more light-hearted version too that was more recent in the last few years where I sort of like I met this woman.
We were in the same line of work.
She seemed really, she seemed really kind.
She seemed really virtuous.
She said that like God was her number one priority in her life.
I'm like, great, you know, this is this is really good.
And we were friends for a while, but she was like dating someone.
So I kind of left it alone for the most part, but I was always attracted to her.
And then over some time, she ended up moving.
She broke up with her boyfriend.
Her and I started talking more, messaging more.
Then we were started, like, we started to message a lot, like almost every single day.
And I'm like, wow, okay.
So I think this is actually going somewhere.
And then I had family that lived out in the same state that I wanted to visit.
It's the same state that she had gotten a job at and moved to.
So I'm like, perfect.
I'm going to go out there, visit fam, visit her.
And like, pretty much as soon as I started to make plans to go out there after we're talking every day, not like messaging, voice memos, like all basically almost like we're dating.
She kind of like pulled back.
And I was like, okay, that's whatever.
You know, whatever, women, not a big deal.
And then when I got there, she kind of perked back up and she was like, hey, you know, like, you're getting an Airbnb.
Maybe like I'll spend the night where you're at.
I'm like, okay, cool, perfect.
So we're back on the same page.
And then I go out there and she just is like just kind of awkward about it, like standoffish, like not super chill about everything.
Everything seems to be calculated.
She's not sure, you know, how long she's going to stay or like all this stupid stuff.
And then, so finally, like, I'm just like, all right, I'm going to press through it, whatever.
I'm not going to get bothered.
Next day, I'm like, we plan to go to the beach.
Let's go to the beach.
We go.
She's like intentionally creating distance.
I'm like, all right, this is weird.
Whatever.
I'm not going to.
Then we get in my car.
We're leaving.
And she's telling me these stories about how she's been going out, how she's been going out to the club, how she's like laughing about having guys buy her drinks and giving her number out.
And I just was like, what, what is, are you?
Are you?
So I straight up asked her, I was like, so are you just, are you just interested in me as like a friend or something?
And she got that feeling, man.
As you see, what it is.
Yeah.
And she was like, no, no, no, no.
Actually, the first thing I said, no, no, actually, before I even said that, I was like, can I ask you something?
She's like, yeah, what?
I was like, do you like talk to people like every day and message them and send voice memos?
Oh, no.
And she was like, yeah, yeah.
Like, what do you mean?
And I was like, okay.
And she, and she was like, well, I mean, now that I think about it, I mean, like, you're probably like the only guy that I do that with.
I was like, okay.
Okay.
And then, and then I was like, okay.
Let me ask you something because at that point, I was so caught off guard.
Like, I was so, I was just like, screw it.
I don't even care.
I don't care about game.
I don't care about strategy.
Like, I'm a human being at this point.
So I was just like, let me ask you, like, are you, do you, are you, are you just like feeling like you're my friend?
Because that's not my feeling.
What'd she say?
She goes, she goes, oh, yeah, yeah.
I just, no, we're just friends.
Okay, so how quickly did you end this whole thing?
I ended it pretty much there.
I was like, oh, oh, okay.
You know, like in that case, then we don't need to be communicating like this, you know, like on a daily basis.
She's like, oh, my God, I'm so sorry.
I'm, oh, I'm not.
She was not sorry at all.
No, no, no, right, right.
I know.
Yeah, okay.
So I was like, oh, my God.
Like, what are you actually doing?
Do you really, is, is it, do you really need attention?
Like, is that a lifeline?
Like, I don't care if someone texts me on a daily basis.
Modern women, man, attention is their currency.
It's so weird, though.
So it's sort of like a mental illness because, like, realistically and logically, like, what does that actually do for you other than a dopamine hit?
Like, it doesn't do anything but destroy.
You can't explain it, man.
The worst thing you can do is try to understand it.
Right.
No, so it was crazy because I heard that younger guy call in and you could tell I could feel his pain.
Because I don't know how, like, if you guys paid attention to this part, but he said one, like at one point, he was talking to the woman and she literally spelled it out.
She was like, it sounded like this.
That she was literally like, you're not quite like gangster.
You're not quite, you're not quite like toxic.
So what hit me so hard, I'm older than that guy.
I remember having conversations with young, younger women.
You got you got one more minute because we have a couple of other calls, but go ahead.
Yeah, no, I just, I remember having conversations with younger women when I was in my 20s.
And I could like sense them in, you know, insinuating things.
And it's just, but I was like, what are they really saying?
And it was basically like something similar.
And now the culture has progressed where people are literally just comfortable saying overt, blatant, ridiculous things.
Like she's like, that woman to that young man literally had no shame.
She literally was perfectly comfortable saying, you're not a criminal and I'm not turned on.
And that's the experience that I'm imagining these younger guys in their 20s are actually dealing with.
It's just, it's just sad.
It really is.
Okay.
Okay.
So how much money did you spend on that weekend?
Oh, I mean, you know, I don't know.
I mean, it wasn't that big of a deal for me, but probably, I don't know, a couple thousand dollars.
I mean, I was visiting my family that were down there, too.
But you wouldn't have gone if she wasn't there.
Right?
Come on.
Yeah.
I probably would have at some point because my mom and I were living there, but no, like, yeah, that was a part of it.
Yeah, okay.
Well, thanks for calling in, Nate.
Call back anytime, okay?
Will do.
Take care, guys.
Bye.
Okay.
Bye.
So the person in it just says owner.
Yeah, that wasn't.
Make sure you pause the YouTube video.
Anytime, okay?
Well do.
Check it.
He has to catch up.
It just says owner.
Are you there?
Yeah, right here.
Oh, it's Tom Ryan.
Hey, how's it going?
Hey, what's up, Pearl?
So, what's your poker face story?
Oh, boy, this one was.
This one was, I think it was the last time I ever made this mistake.
But I hadn't been late in a long time.
So I'm with a girl, you know, we're making out.
And she starts.
I realized later on, like, I'm like, oh, she seems like the perfect girl.
She seems perfect for me.
And I realized later on, no, it's just borderline personality disorder.
That's all that was.
And so she tells me, like, I think I've, like, like, like, the guy she finds attractive, you know, who she's attracted to.
And, like, one of the first guys that comes out of her mouth is freaking Vladimir Putin.
And I'm just like, oh, the genocide guy, the journalist murdering guy, right?
The, the, like, guy from hell is who you're attracted to.
You know, and of course, that's my reaction.
And like, this one hit me because that was so hard to stay quiet about that.
Like, I did, I swallowed it, I got laid, and it wasn't worth it.
Um, it was just, you know, oh, you know, I'm never doing that again.
That was kind of the beginning of my uh, you know, red pilter.
And I just, I refused to keep simply, you know, I didn't even know what the word was, but I refused to keep being insincere, being who I think women want to be because that just felt so gross.
Dang.
So, with the sex wasn't good, no, it wasn't even good.
No, you know, there just wasn't a real connection, so it's probably not going to be good now.
She was a one.
This is the other thing that she said that just dropped my jaw.
She goes, Oh, my God.
Like, she was dating, okay?
She goes, Oh my God, you got to get a little closer to your microphone.
Yeah, sure.
She said, It's really hard to hear you.
So she said, She says, Oh, my God, I haven't had sex in a week and a half.
Like, it was the longest stretch she'd ever encountered in her life.
And I'm a week and a half.
So to me, what the you said that she didn't have sex for a week and a half?
I didn't say a year and a half.
Oh, a year and a half.
Okay, cool.
A week and a half.
Yeah, no, she said a week and a half.
And I'm saying, from my perspective, it's like, yo, that could just as easily be three years or whatever.
I'm a normal guy.
You know, yeah, so that my jaw sort of hit the floor, and then I was like, this one's trouble.
Yeah, the whole experience just left me feeling so negative on just dating and stuff.
I kind of like, I want to sign after that.
Started seeing your content, Pearl, actually, right?
I think you're one of the first people I started seeing.
Nice.
Wow.
That's a week and a half.
Doug MPA, you got anything?
Nope.
Sounds like all too familiar story these days.
Yeah.
Thanks for calling in, okay?
Hey.
Haven't had sex in a week and a half.
I wish you did say I haven't had sex in two days.
That'd be worse, right?
Fight Sport Talk, my brother from New Zealand.
How are you doing, my friend?
I'm doing good.
Can you guys hear me okay?
Yeah, what's your poker face story?
Fight sport talk?
Yeah, mine was a long time ago with a girl I was dating.
I was still a teenager, and throughout my 20s, it led to well, before I got turned 20, it led very directly to being red-pilled, quote-unquote, which leads to stories that I brought up last time I was on of being called a misogynist and stuff because I didn't even have the patience really for a poker face.
I just thought, nope, women, when they're crap, for lack of better words, not going to listen to that.
And I mean, it was just a very simple story of just a girl who ended up going homosexual in the end years later.
There were some times where, you know, conversations were very good, etc.
But when she got opinionated, it was to the absolute max.
And I just, out of just general knowledge, I thought, well, if I'm the man here, if I yell back, it's going to be received differently.
So I didn't.
And that led to me having a very short temper with girls being extremely opinionated later on in life, whether it was girls at work, university, excuse me, professor, no, not pretend professors, lecturers being just absolutely abysmal at their jobs, managers at work who are females just didn't have any patience for what they would say when it was just, again, just female garbage.
And it led to being called a misogynist a lot.
The stories you brought up, Pearl, and I think one of the callers did earlier of women coming up with abuse years later after they've been in a relationship for a long time.
This is extremely prevalent in MMA and not just the one people are familiar with, but the Conor McGregor story.
But there are a ton of situations where women say years later, oh, this happened, that happened.
So, well, why didn't you bring it up back then?
So I can elaborate on the story or other stories I've heard other people give.
If you can give like a two-minute version of my personal story or other ones I've heard of your story.
Yeah, when it's actually very simple dating stories of a woman saying, I would like to do X, Y, Z, and then you go and do it.
And all she has is complaints afterwards, or actually no during, saying, well, this isn't what I wanted, et cetera, et cetera.
And I would bring up stories, and this isn't just me, close friends of mine as well, of cases where, look, I wanted, I suggested we do this, this, this, and that instead.
And you specifically said, I don't want to do it, but you wanted to do another thing.
I've done that for you.
We've gone to this place and you're still unhappy.
What is it?
And very simple.
It would lead to the conclusion: a lot of women don't actually know what they want.
And it's like, well, this is just confusing.
But they weren't, or a lot of them weren't happy to just talk it out back and forth.
Would be zero to a hundred very quick.
And again, as a man, I'd say, well, this isn't good.
And it led to me being not even extreme in the other direction, but very strongly thinking, well, this isn't stuff that I want to deal with.
Damn.
Again, Pia, you got any other questions for him?
All this, I'm telling you, it's just you women talk and they have no idea the suffering that they put men through.
It's like you really have to do the cost-benefit analysis because all it is is what are you willing to deal with to be around certain kinds of women?
And it just sounds like you have a really good idea as to what you will and will not put up with when it comes to talking to women.
So good job, Fight Sport Talk.
Good job.
Oh, thank you, man.
And yeah, just while I'm on the edges very quickly, one of the worst stories I've ever heard is one that happened, one that came out 30 years later after the child had grown similar age to what I am.
Turns out the wife knew all along, if I just get this guy to get me pregnant, then I'm going to be financially secure.
And led to a very was not a good mother at all, but it was all planned years in advance.
And if I had been able to call in yesterday, I would have said, I would have brought this up.
The story that Myron Gaines gave about how his mum actually taught him a lot of this.
It was a woman who gave me a lot of advice on women working, women, V-O-T-E.
Sorry, Pearl, for bringing that up last time I was on the show.
And it led to me when I was again getting into the workforce, I thought, well, okay, a woman taught me this.
A lot of women will know this.
And it's not the case.
It's very few.
But appreciate you guys having me on and love to call in again.
All the best.
Thanks for calling in.
I was talking to you.
Hey, we're going to let in.
Steve M said, do women who enjoy cooking and cleaning and helping on the homestead exist anymore?
Obviously not, Steve.
Let's try smarter questions.
I'm just kidding.
I'm just going to extend it.
Karan.
Karen.
Karan.
Karen, Karan.
Yeah, unmute.
You're on mute.
Karan?
Hey, Doug.
Can you hear me?
Yeah.
All right.
Hey, Paul, how are you?
I'm good.
How are you?
Good.
Thank you for asking.
So I'm Indian and I immigrated to the United States back in 2019.
So I'm fairly new to the retail space.
We don't have anything like you guys do have in the US.
There's not really much of freedom of speech in India.
So it's just like, you know, small corners where conversations like this happen, usually, you know, private spaces.
So what's your poker face story?
What's the craziest thing a woman said?
And you had to keep it on a day in a relationship and you had to keep a straight face?
It wasn't a date or relationship, but it was back in, I think, 2017 when I joined my first corporate job in India.
And there was this girl, my age.
She was really promiscuous.
And she used to tell me stories about, you know, guys that she was sleeping with and like in graphic details.
And I was a virgin at that time.
So it was really rough for me to hear all those stories and try to keep up the face.
And eventually, what happened was I told her that I don't want to listen to all this.
And I got to know this from one of my peers that she wanted to have sex with me too.
And I was like, hell no.
Like, if you are sleeping with so many men and you were just, you just described everything in front of me, like what you did, it's not going to work out.
Right.
So it is really rough.
I feel like.
Wait, can I ask one question first?
How many men did she describe having sex with?
And like in what time period?
At least five.
While I was working there.
I think I worked there for about a year and a half.
About five.
Like in office.
And a couple of them were like her friends, common friends.
Wow.
I mean, it was really rough.
Like, when a woman is telling you sexual stories at work, it's either one of two things.
She sees you as a friend or she wants to sleep with you.
And there's no in-between.
And there's no real way to tell what the circumstance is.
Understand what I'm saying?
Unless someone else tells you or she blatantly comes out and tells you.
But before that happens, you're just like, why are you telling me all this?
Like, what is going on?
Exactly.
And in one of the conversations, you know, she admitted that she wanted to sleep with me.
And I mean, at that point, I couldn't react because I was a virgin, right?
What am I supposed to do?
Like, how am I supposed to react?
Because I have never been sexually active with anyone.
So I couldn't react to it.
That's so uncomfortable.
Yeah.
Did you ever say anything to anybody?
Oh, yeah.
Did you work?
Yeah.
Did you go to like your supervisor about it or anything?
No, no, no, I just stopped.
And she actually stopped.
No, no, she actually stopped.
She stopped.
Because she was friends with me and I stopped being friends with her.
And she knew that this guy is not going to be friends with me anymore.
So it's okay.
So I just, you know, kept quiet.
Did the rumors kind of go through the office?
Like, were you the only one she was telling at work or was she doing it with a lot of people?
I think she was sleeping around with other two that I know of.
But I mean, I think everyone knew in the office, but no one dared to speak.
I don't know why.
I mean, it's so I'm working in corporate United States now, and I know things here are on a much different level.
And there have been folks telling me that, you know, like in their previous job, they tried to get off this and they slept with this person and that person.
And that's where I knew that, you know, this thing is very common in corporate.
Like people do that.
And even married folks.
It's not just the single guys or girls.
Yeah.
Well, we got to get to the next caller, but thanks for telling your story, Karan.
Thank you very much.
I don't know if I said it right, but Karan, thank you.
Thank you.
Okay.
We have two more people, so I'm going to let in.
Yeah, let's Dan.
Dan, are you there?
What's going on, Dan?
What's your poker face story?
I know you got a good one.
You're on mute.
On mute.
There you are.
There you are.
Hey, what's up, guys?
Dan?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Dan, are you there?
What's going on?
Make sure you mute the YouTube video in the background.
Good one.
Can you guys hear me?
On mute.
There you are.
There you are.
Yeah, can you guys hear me?
What's up, guys?
I can hear you, but you're echoing.
Oh, shit.
You gotta turn your YouTube off in the background.
Make sure you mute the YouTube video.
Okay.
Can you guys hear me?
Yeah, I'm turning off the.
Okay, I turned the YouTube off.
Okay, good.
I can hear you normal now.
What's your poker face story, Dan?
I actually really like this topic because I feel like modern dating is like constantly doing this.
The first thing that comes to mind, I remember going on a date when this is really simple, but the girl was like telling me about how she was into marathons and how she was going to, you know, run a whatever, a 5K or something.
And I was just like, dude, you're overweight.
Wait, did you say that?
Did you say that?
I didn't say it.
Okay, okay.
No, but I'm just like, it does not look like a marathon.
Oh, no, you'd be.
You would be surprised.
There were some, I read a marathon like six months ago.
There were some fat people that run it.
Like, you would be surprised.
You would be.
It doesn't mean you run it fast.
It just means you run it.
Because when I think poker face, I think of a lot of women, they say things that are like designed to be like impress you, but then you're just like, what the fuck?
And to talk about like a little bit like what the Indian guy was talking about, I've had women tell me about crazy like sexual stuff on like early dates where it's like, why are you even telling me this?
Like I had one girl talk about like she was like a really successful lawyer in the Bay Area and it just something came up.
She was like, yeah, I had a threesome with like two of the partners and it was like the greatest night of my life.
I was like, dude, why are you telling me this?
Wait, so wait, how did you read it?
Like, I need to hear, like, will you turn on your camera?
Because it'd be kind of funny if you showed us the face.
No, I don't want to like.
Oh, you don't want to be public?
Okay.
But what did you like?
Okay, so she said that.
What was your response?
Well, that was like after we had had sex.
So I just like went to grab some orange juice or something.
I was like, okay, this is weird.
But I've had other girls.
I had one girl tell me like that like we had really great sex.
That was amazing.
That was like, I had sex yesterday and it was like, it was totally not the same.
And I was like, dude, why are you telling me that you just banged another guy like yesterday?
They really know how to make you feel special, don't they?
Yeah.
And I have a few written down, but there's one more that's kind of funny.
A lot of this stuff, it's weird.
Now that I'm actually talking it through, it's like post-coital.
I don't know what like we were out to brunch.
I was out to brunch the next day after staying over at this girl's house.
And she had this like Trump derangement thing where she saw like some Navy veteran in a red hat and she got triggered.
She's like, oh my God, I thought he was wearing like a MAGA hat or something.
It's like, fuck, I hate men.
I was like, dude, why are you telling me this?
You know, it's just like at that time, especially, like when the whole Trump thing was going on, a lot of women had this like weird fixation with it where it was like it would come up all the time without like you bringing it up, you know?
And I just thought that was funny.
Like, she got clearly emotionally distraught over somebody just wearing like a red baseball cap.
And I had to sit there and be like, yeah, that's, yeah, you know, it's like, you just.
Did you get, did you get laid after?
No, I got laid the night before.
We were at a brunch.
Oh, okay.
The next day.
Well, Dad, just did it.
Continue.
Did you keep breaking up with her?
John Barry, if Lee Chad put you took her out to brunch, and right when he put that, he said, Oh, no, I got laid the night before.
I took her out to brunch afterwards.
The only good reason to take a woman out to brunch, I guess, is when you smash her the night before.
Yeah, you know, maybe I was simping.
We went out to brunch and she wanted to watch Wonder Woman.
So, you know, maybe I'm part of the problem.
But actually, there's one more that you might find funny, Doug.
It's like a non-dating, but it relates to black women.
I had a supervisor once, and actually, this is probably the craziest thing I've ever heard a woman say.
She was like talking about how she lived with their daughter, single mother, and they like really like ice cream and ice cream sandwiches.
And she's like, oh, my daughter likes the outside part, and I like ice cream.
So we get ice cream sandwiches, and I just scrape out the ice cream for myself and I give like the sandwich part to my daughter.
I was like, what the fuck is that?
I've never heard that before.
That's crazy.
That's crazy.
Yeah.
Yuck.
I used to work in like, um, I shouldn't say which city, but like a predominantly black city and um with a lot of black no, no, worse.
Baltimore.
Detroit.
Worse.
Other than Oakland.
That was my next guess, Memphis.
Yeah.
And I have no, I thought this lady had something against me.
You know, like she would always like give me bad performance reviews and stuff.
And I thought like it was like a whole reverse racism thing.
But then I found out she was like sabotaging her own half-brother in the workplace.
And I was like, oh, okay, like this whole trope is true, like black women sabotaging like black men.
I don't know.
I'm not trying to speak on it, but I just thought that was the craziest shit, man.
I'm like, oh my God.
Yeah.
I'll tell you, in my experience, in an academic and professional setting, my worst enemy is always another black person.
Always.
I could see that, man.
I could see that.
And it's like women.
Women always talk about the patriarchy and men, but 80% of workplace bullying is women bullying other women.
And most women will tell you the worst person that's done the worst to them has been another woman.
Yeah, that was that lady was the worst person that I've ever worked with.
Like, just very mean-spirited, nasty.
And I'd go out to lunch with her brother, and you could tell he was just like defeated.
Like, this guy had like, he was in a career where the person controlling his ability to be promoted was somebody in his family that hated him.
Sounds about right.
So, but I mean, the last thing I guess I just wanted to say and maybe get your guys' general thoughts is like a lot of these women that like overly disclose their sexual past and it's, it's like a turnoff, you know, like on, you know, early dates or whatever.
And I don't feel like guys do that as much, or I don't think I do.
Like, I've never gone on a date and be like, oh, wow, yeah, I just, you know, smashed out like two sevens last weekend.
What'd you do?
You're the third girl this weekend.
It's also a thing where you hate that they do it, but then you're glad that they're doing it too, because you would really want to know.
You know, because people say, oh, yeah, you're never going to know a woman's body count because she's never going to tell you.
She's never going to tell you directly, but she will tell you indirectly if you just listen.
Yeah.
And it's like these, like, and if you date a woman long enough, it's like, it starts to add up.
You know, it's just like, wait a minute.
You were just talking about like the Spanish guy like two weeks ago that I didn't, I knew about the previous boyfriend.
And it's like, oh, wait, what about the, oh, the guy from Dubai?
Like, I hadn't heard about him before.
So I'm like, okay, do you know what?
So there's a study, right, that says that women, if they're over a certain body count, that they like don't get married, right?
So it's like over five, you're cooked.
Over 10, you're really cooked.
Over 15, you're really, really cooked, right?
So basically the study.
And I thought about it and I'm like, well, do you know what?
When I interviewed women on the show and we would ask body count, like they're a bunch of liars.
So I was like, what, like, and I thought about this more.
And I'm like, even the women that said they were virgins, like, I maybe believed one, maybe.
And then I thought about it more and I'm like, what if the conclusion of the study is that women that lie about body count are happy or married?
Nobody.
Because here me, I'm going to give my two cents.
This isn't me trying to like be in defense of the whores, right?
But I was two cents.
A woman's only going to disclose that, in my opinion, if she doesn't fear losing you.
Because why would she tell you that if she feared losing you?
Either that or like mental disorder, but so I thought about this.
I thought this more.
And I'm not, and what I'm not arguing, though, I'm not arguing that like, obviously the more, the more cooked, like obviously.
But I thought about it and I thought about like hoes I knew like 10 years ago.
And I'm like, some are more married than the prudes, if I'm being honest.
Like if I, if I did like 10 hoes, 10 prudes, I'd say more 10, more of the hoes are married with kids.
And I'm like, hmm.
It might just be that like the women that are like lying on these surveys, they know to lie to their husband and it leads to a happier marriage because at least she knows her place.
I'm not saying this is just a working theory.
I'm not saying I'm right.
It's just a working theory.
And Doug, you say, like, well, how can you tell?
You'll never know.
It's like, dude, if you, if it's like, you know, parking a Volkswagen and an airplane hanger, then that, you know, you've got some, some sense of, I don't.
If you know what I mean.
Yeah.
I think it's how intelligent is the hoe.
Me and Doug were talking about this the other day.
It's like, is she a smart hoe or a dumb hoe?
Dumb hoes get herpes.
Smart hoes.
Smart hoes are Jeff Bezos' wife.
You see what I mean?
Yeah.
Well, here's the thing.
Of the dumb hoes a lot are the ones with the like advanced degrees.
It's like inverse.
There's a certain level of comfortability that a woman has to feel.
Well, I don't know.
Well, if a woman's not a complete and total 304, she has to quote unquote feel comfortable around you to share certain things.
Right.
And I don't know what to, when a woman says, oh, I just felt so comfortable around you.
I'm able to share.
you know, my deepest, darkest thoughts and stuff.
It's just like, is that a good thing or a bad thing?
How am I supposed to regret it?
Well, it's got to be a very taking as a compliment.
Like, to me, at first, I take it as a compliment.
And then when they start telling you those things, you immediately regret it.
Yeah.
Well, it has to be a bad thing because, like, I just can't imagine if a woman, like, okay, because I know a woman, right?
And I wouldn't even say she was like, on the scale of hoe, I'd put her on a 1 to 10.
Give her like a 4.
I'd say she's like a little below average, but like, not a, not a prude by any means.
But, you know, I'm being honest.
She, like, she's married now and she told her husband every little thing.
Like, she told, and she felt like she was doing it in the name of being honest.
And I just thought, does he want that honesty?
Like, does he want that?
He married her anyway, so I guess maybe it wasn't too bad.
But I'm like, do you really want to know every single dude that dug your girl out before she met you?
I kind of, and that relationship is sort of like she kind of runs it, right?
And that's just what I've noticed when women can like tell the guy every little thing.
Do you know what I mean?
It's kind of like complaining to your boss about all your previous like bosses.
Yeah, well, you'd only do that with a job like you don't care about losing.
Like the thing that Doug said about like the T chart or whatever, it just like becomes like, okay, this stuff may be in your past or whatever, but it's kind of like not my problem.
And I like don't want to hear about it.
So I don't know, like, I'll jump off, but I just want to get maybe your guys' thoughts on like, I don't know.
Obviously, there's no solution to a lot of this stuff, but like, where did this come from?
And like, is there a way or like, are women ever going to realize that sharing all this stuff is like a turnoff?
It's not.
No, do you know what?
This, like, asking women to give up our power to be whores is like asking you guys to give up your biceps.
Like, if you work really hard to get like biceps.
I'm not even asking that.
I'm asking just don't tell us about it.
No, it's like a victory.
It's like a victory lap, right?
Because they're basically saying, like, I can get a man and have like now officially corn on the internet.
The sad part about it is what they say in person is actually filtered compared to what they say online.
So yeah, we're never going back, man.
I always say there are things that women of the past would take to their graves, and these women aren't smart enough to do that.
So they're going to share it all online.
It's sad.
Or on a date.
But I think there's, as a proactive thing, I think there's a way for guys to like listen, pretend like they're listening to this shit and like kind of tune out and just listen to the intonality of a woman's voice and then like kind of know when she's done with the story and then you can like mentally like reground yourself.
Because you know, like when a woman starts telling these like crazy stories or whatever, that you know you have to keep a poker face, it's like, okay, I'm just gonna go to my happy place for like three minutes, wait for the story to be done, and then like reground myself.
So, I don't know if any other guys have that similar experience.
We've all done it, my friend, all done it.
All right, well, I appreciate the work you guys do, man.
It's actually helped me a lot with you know realizing like that it's not like anything we're doing wrong necessarily when you know women women rewrote the rules of society in the 20th century, and the 21st century is going to be men responding to it.
So, so all you're doing is just responding to the rules that women said, yeah, true words, true words, my friend.
All right, well, I'll let the next caller jump on.
Appreciate it, guys.
Okay, thanks for calling in.
Calling anytime, we have two more people.
Cool, cheers.
I'm gonna bring them both on, that's fine, and we'll do we'll give them both a couple minutes to tell the story.
So, Lost Boy, okay, and Menar.
I'm gonna read the website while they get on.
Um, make sure you guys are muting your YouTube in the background.
So, no, that's not simping after you got laid the night before, that's aftercare.
That some women need in order to not feel like a whore.
Yeah, if you don't do that, trouble, sure.
Um, hold on.
Um, let me double-click you at all.
Uh, well, I can hear you.
Um, okay, I think that's all the supers right now.
Go ahead, Pearl.
Read the website.
Um, yeah, I'm done.
So, why don't we do Minar first?
So, actually, last boy was waiting first.
Oh, that's fine.
We can let him go first.
Last boy, off mute.
Okay, well, I guess we'll let muting.
Oh, is he?
Yeah, there he goes.
Last boy, are you there?
Can you hear?
Yep.
All right, okay, sure.
So, my queer face story was: uh, I was dating a gross very short time, like last week.
We hooked up a few times, but she wasn't someone that I saw as a permanent friend, so I was desperate to figure out how am I gonna get out of this.
And I didn't want to hurt her feelings and all that stuff.
So, we were in the car just talking real serious, and I had to figure out how to break up.
And then all of a sudden, she says, Um, you know, you know, Andrew, there's a guy named Andrew that we knew, a mutual friend.
And she says, Andrew, Andrew tells to me not to date you.
Like, you, he, he said that you're not a guy, and blah, blah, blah, and all this stuff.
And I was like, Really?
And I thought, oh man, this is my opportunity.
So I said, You know what?
I go, He must be in love with you because, you know, if he's telling you, don't date Mike, then we should honor that and we should break up.
Because, and she was like, What?
Really?
And I was like, Yeah, because he's our friend.
I said, We can't do that to him.
We can't do that to Andrew.
Are you still laughing?
Keep going.
And so, um, finally, SpongeBob's like, Oh, okay.
Like, I know that she wasn't completely convinced, but it made sense logically.
Like, we can't hurt and like the two of us.
And so we broke it off.
And it kind of worked, but she showed up to work the next day.
But I was able to say, no, no, I had to remind her, like, no, this is so messed up.
Like, we can do that.
So that's basically the story.
And weirdly enough, like, 10 years later, her mom became friends with me on Facebook somehow.
And then, and we were talking, being friends.
And I was like, it's the same.
It's the moment.
Oh, God.
And audio is cutting in and out for some reason.
All I was saying was the funny ending to the story that I somehow be friends with her mom on Facebook 10 years after the incident, which was very weird and awkward.
So this, what's that person's name?
Andy, who is telling her not to date you?
That's what's called Dirty Macon.
I don't know the name of it.
That's what his name is.
You have a guy that tries to snake you like that and tell a woman that you like who's interested in you not to date you.
It's called Dirty Macon.
And that's one of the worst things a guy can do to another guy.
It was.
I felt really betrayed because I thought he was my friend.
I didn't know that he even knew her.
I didn't know that there was like a mutual connection there.
But I was like, that's messed up that he's like, yeah, like you said, it was like dirty, man.
Yep.
Dirty Macon.
Yep.
And guys will stake each other.
Actually, women are worse at Dirty Macon than guys.
Oh, God.
Women are the worst at it.
Oh, man.
I got to tell you a mackerel that a girl did.
So I was hanging with this really big stripper girl, and I liked her.
And then we had a mutual friend that was a lesbian.
And the lesbian said, oh, I heard you hanging out with so-and-so.
And I'm like, yeah.
She goes, well, you know, she goes.
And then later, she said, oh, I took to the street.
And I go, what?
She goes, she doesn't want to be.
She told me she doesn't like you.
And so I believed the lesbian.
But then later, Ervin told me, no, you're stupid.
He goes, she wanted to be with Dripper.
And she messed your chance because everyone said, oh, the stripper girl was always wanting to hang out.
We like, because I considered her like my best friend, the stripper girl.
And I didn't thought that he didn't like.
I thought, oh, it's just tonic.
But then when I looked at memory, I was like, wait a minute, no, because I walled her at three in the morning to just hang out.
And she'd be like, yeah, yeah, she's all happy.
And I thought about it.
I was stupid.
There were most of them after the fact that so the lady was a ditty mad to me in that situation.
Okay.
Well, we're going to move on to the last person.
No, no, but I want to know.
I want to know from law school, you seem like such a handsome young man, you know, with the gray hair, maybe not so young.
Still, you have a lot of years to live.
Sure, you have a huge body count.
Like, why are you worried about that single person?
You know what I mean?
Like, why are you not moving on?
What do you mean, moving?
Why not?
I will be.
Let's say if somebody upsets me, you know, if I'm having a problem with my friend, you know, I'm looking at my friend right now.
I'm having a problem with him.
Hey, are you going to pay for the drinks?
He says, no.
I'm gonna look at, I'm gonna turn around, look at this one, and be like, what about you?
Are you paying?
Why are you not doing that?
Why are you not doing this switch around and moving on?
You know what I mean?
Why are you like, I don't, I don't understand.
Okay, wait, wait, wait.
We're just kind of trying to get stories from.
Yeah, because you're the last two, so we're going to move on to Minar.
What's your, what's your male poker face story?
What's the worst thing that you've heard a woman say on a day that you had to sit through?
The worst thing a woman has done?
Said or done the first day in a relationship?
There's a lot of things.
And I can tell you guys about a lot of things, you know.
For example, I can tell you guys about how when my dad, quote unquote, beat my mom.
And all it was was my mom literally yelling in his face, shouting really loudly.
And if I'm getting beaten, I wouldn't be yelling in somebody's face, shouting.
So I'm saying that.
And then when you're a young kid and then your mom is yelling and your dad's yelling, and then later on, you go to her friends and she takes you to her friend's house.
And then the friends are like, Are you not ashamed of yourself?
How are you not?
Are you not a man at the age of 10?
And they tell you, are you not a man to defend your mom while she's getting beaten by her dad?
And really, you don't even remember anybody getting beaten up.
It's just your dad kind of like raising his hands to kind of like push the affliction backwards.
So something like that.
You know what I mean?
I guess you could say, there's a lot of these stories I could tell you.
But really, I'm more interested.
I know you don't want to give prescriptions on anything, pearl, but I want to know why.
Why?
Because you know so much.
You are basically the only connection we have to women.
They will never listen to a man.
They kind of had, I don't know, what kind of propaganda, maybe you can tell us a little bit more about that that they have, that they cannot, every time we talk to them, they kind of get immediately.
I don't know if it's penis envy.
They kind of get upset.
They shut us down and they like shut down completely.
There's like a defensive mechanism immediately activated.
It doesn't activate such so hardly with women except when they hear a certain tone.
So here's my question.
If you are the only hope we have and you're telling us we can't rely on you, who can we rely on in America, for example?
And then another thing, if you are going to start giving prescriptions, are they going to be Christian prescriptions?
Are they going to be religious prescriptions or are they going to be just whatever your whims and desires, which you're reading based on the statistics and what you believe the outcome?
Oh, the statistics say that.
Do you just usually like call into shows and decide the topic?
I'm just asking a question.
It's just, I have a, it's my story.
You don't want to answer anything?
Yeah, well, it's, it's just a bit rude when you're coming into a show and you have a topic when we run a show a certain way.
So what do you mean?
You're not like, you don't actually dive in.
You don't actually.
Well, we're talking about, we're talking about poker face and you're bringing up a completely different topic.
I know, yeah, I'm actually brightening up the conversation a little bit and asking you a constructive question about the future of you and what you actually represent.
Yes, you're right.
Is it terrifying for you to answer something like that?
It's not really terrifying.
I just think it's a bit rude.
So.
Oh, it's rude.
Yeah.
Okay.
That's fine.
You want to hear my tragic story?
That's better, better for you, huh?
Yeah, a little bit more entertaining.
Yeah.
Can you just read it?
Thank you.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He's gone.
Yeah.
It's been two hours.
Last boy, hold on then.
Hold on.
Hold on.
No, it's not even that.
It's just, I can't stand it when people come on and I have a topic and we write this.
Like, you write this whole show around the topic, and then people just decide what they want to talk about.
And then, questions like that, guys, Pearl Davis has been doing this for four years.
She's a prominent figure for that long.
If you don't know her platform, what she stands for, I don't know what else to tell you.
Like, there is no good answer to that question.
I mean, YouTube is a big space.
Pearl's not a one-stop shop.
I mean, I mean, I don't like, wait, Coursa, I can't save you.
It's your life.
Like, what does he mean?
I'm the only hope.
And one thing, Pearl doesn't tell men what to do.
Not once.
That's not her lane.
Yeah, I mean, I just think it's rude.
Like, if Doug wants to date single mothers, fat ones, I mean, Doug, I'm not saying you do, but like.
So I'm saying, hold up now.
No, no, no.
But I'm just saying, like, if guys want to do something, like, it's your life, man.
You know?
So, anyways, but I think that's pretty much all we have for today.
That's our last caller, right?
Yeah.
You got any other thoughts on the topic, Doug MPA?
Final thoughts, guys.
Have a list of things that you won't tolerate here from women, but then a lot of times, if you don't listen to them, you could talk yourself out of getting laid.
So have that poker face, guys.
A lot of times, all you have to do is just hold on to that poker face for 35, 45 minutes, and then you're home free.
And also, like I said, in the last couple of streams, just have keep her talking about her, guys.
Women love to talk about themselves.
Cool.
Well, thanks, Doug MPA.
It's a pleasure, as always.
I'm trying to think.
Okay, schedule.
I do apologize, guys.
We had to make some changes.
So, tomorrow we have someone coming in.
I don't want to tell you guys who, because I think it's going to be a cool interview.
But we're not doing a show because we are going to film that.
Next week, I filmed extra reactions.
I'm going to post this interview and one other one I did.
And so we're going to have a bunch of extra content.
If I have time, I will do a show, but I'm not positive I will.
So we'll let's plan for no shows next week.
And if I end up being able to do one, we'll be excited.
Yeah, that's all I got.
If you want to support me, go to theaudacitynetwork.com.
That's theaudacitynetwork.com.
The link's in the description.
It is the second link.
This person that's coming is going to do a course on how to catch your partner cheating.
So if you want to make sure your girl is loyal before you put a kid in her, before you put a ring on her, and you want to know how you can test and just verify, right?
Trust, but verify that she is being honest with you.
Sign up now because the price is going to go up fairly soon and you guys want to get it first.
Doug MPA, any final thoughts?
Nope.
All right.
Nope, nope.
I can just vouch the person that is coming into town to hang out with Pearl and do content with is going to be quite the quite the watch, guys.
So stay tuned.
Yeah, it's going to be quite the watch.
And like, who better than this person that could make a course on catching cheating?
There's nobody better.
It's going to be hilarious.
Okay, guys, please like the video, subscribe, and I will see you guys maybe next week, but I promise nothing.
Otherwise, I'll see you guys on the interview that we record tomorrow.