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When Mids Move To Tier 2 Cities | Pearl Daily

Pearl Daily’s "When Mids Move to Tier 2 Cities" dissects how women’s perceived value hinges on looks, with tier-one cities like LA or NYC offering brutal competition. Lydia (6→?), Alex Britten (5.5), and Allison (5) might thrive in Denver’s outdoor culture, but Noelle’s Chicago struggles stem from weight or facial critiques. The speaker—who quit drinking after hitting a weight limit, ran a marathon, and now prefers Chicago for walkability and dating hubs like lakefront festivals—argues that dating success is location-dependent, favoring cities with lower beauty standards or higher obesity rates. Ultimately, the episode frames attractiveness as a zero-sum game shaped by geography, not effort. [Automatically generated summary]

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What up, guys?
Welcome to another episode of Pearl Daily here on the Audacity Network.
Before we start the show today, we are talking about mids, but we're going to get into that.
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Okay, so welcome to another episode of Pearl Daily.
In 2025, it's hard for modern women to accept hierarchies and shortcomings.
Feminism has told most women that they are perfect.
They are all tens and they can have it all.
It's only when these women leave home, go out into the real world and find out there are levels to everything.
This is especially true in women's number one commodity are looks.
It's tough being a woman.
The world is so shallow to you.
Now I know you guys are thinking, Pearl, the world's way more shallow to us men.
Hey, hey, it only gets better for you guys.
Life only gets better.
For us, we all know it's only going to get worse.
It's like, imagine if you guys were making a million dollars a year at 18 and you know at 35 it's going down to 30,000 a year.
That's the life of a woman.
Because from a young age, you know how important looks are.
Attractive women get preferential treatment at school.
They get preferential treatment in dating.
And you see women that are terrible people just get great outcomes because, well, men love a hot woman.
Do you know what it is?
It just is what it is.
So this brings us back to the conversation of mids.
Mids are women that may not have been a nine or ten.
Mids are women that may have been a nine or ten back in their hometown, but they find out when they move to a big city, they're not that hot.
These women get upset when they see real attractive women, the real top-tier women that get results they're never going to get.
For example, I went to a small high school an hour from Chicago.
The hottest girl there, the best-looking girl from my high school, she was not shit in LA.
I don't think she went to LA, but had she gone there, she would not have been shit.
Nothing.
So these women get upset when they see a real attractive woman.
The real top-tier women get results they're never going to get.
Mids go through a period where they try their best to keep up with the nines and tens, usually by getting plastic surgery or being whores.
I mean, guys, who are you going to go on a date with?
A six that's going to put out or a nine that's going to make you wait three months.
That's how mids compete, being more slutty or selling purity to the dumber guys.
Sorry, fellas.
Now, just to recap, the life cycle of a mid.
Most grow up outside a larger city where the small population props them up a little higher on the scale than they think they really are.
Again, in the small town, small school, small city, they might think they're a nine or a ten.
Naski.
Four to six, maybe a seven.
Then they move to a bigger city and are shocked and jealous when they see beautiful women and the results that they get.
Then they begin to hate the beautiful women.
I mean, what are you?
If your whole life, everybody says, who's your friend?
Right?
Who's that?
I know.
Now, I know the fellas.
I know the fellas.
You're like, I've heard that from a young age.
That's happened to me.
There's always been a best looking guy in the friend group.
I know what you guys are thinking.
Look, but you guys can be valuable in other ways.
Nobody cares.
Like, you could be a really successful lawyer and nobody cares if you're not at least cute.
If you're a fat lawyer as a woman, you're basically useless to society.
Not all, not all, not all.
Okay.
So they begin to hate beautiful women and try to keep up with them and run in their circle.
Sometimes you'll see a mid befriend an eight, nine, or ten to maybe get their leftovers, right?
The guy comes in, asks about the friend.
The friend says, I'm not interested.
The mid's there, right?
She's at least like, if I was a Gen Z woman, I would make it my mission to be friends with Trump's kid.
That would be your best.
That is what I would do.
I would make it my mission to be friends with the little, I forgot her name, the one that's about to graduate high school.
I don't know how I would do it, but that would be my mission because she is going to get so many offers and you could take her leftovers.
Look, okay.
So they get plastic surgery and other procedures in a desperate attempt to keep up with the nines and tens.
So when I was in Miami the other day, I went to Nobu and I looked around the restaurant and I realized there was three tables, right?
There was the hottest women in the restaurant.
Now, these are women that you will, your head will turn.
They were beautiful, stunning, gorgeous.
And do you know who they were on dates with?
Men 20 to 30 years older.
Second table, a bunch of mids with a club promoter.
So one guy, like 10 girls.
Third table.
Women paying for themselves.
Women dining with other women.
So it was like basically how hot they are or how free the meal was, right?
So they get the plastic surgeries.
They see the nines and tens getting invited onto all these parties, getting all these high-level men in their DMs.
They try to keep up.
They use FaceTune, plastic surgery, anything to keep up.
Then they get run through by high-value men because they're pretty enough to sleep with, but not pretty enough to marry.
Occasionally, you will see a mid pull a high-value guy, but her personality has got to be A1.
She's got to be on it.
She has to have studied men or grown up around dominant men from a young age.
If she didn't, cooked, donezo.
Yeah, if she, if she watched, you know, if you're a beta, if you're a beta, right?
It's going to be tough for the daughter, right?
She's not going to really be able to compete with the nines and tens, right?
Which is, which is fine, you know.
The mids could settle for like a guy on their level, but the problem is face tune sometimes makes them think they're eights to tens.
The attention makes them think they're eights to tens.
Anyways, they end up settling for a guy they don't want or they go back to their hometown and sell some sucker.
They sell a sucker that they wanted him the whole time.
So that's when you ever get the girls from your high school that like slide back into your DMs.
She views you as a sucker, right?
Or the girl from your college that friends owned you.
She's like, okay, he's desperate.
He's waiting.
Because here's the thing.
Women don't realize that men's like invitation has an expiration date.
Where if you say no past a certain time, they're really not interested.
But we have this tendency to think that it's like for life, that he, we're going to be like 50 and he still wants you.
No, he's moved on to the next 22-year-old piece of ass.
Look, look at it.
You'll get older, but your ex's girlfriends, assuming he doesn't get married, they stay the same age.
They do not age.
Okay, so the last show I did was about mids, and we talked about tier one and tier two cities.
Now, I covered mids that moved to tier one cities.
Tier one cities are the cities where attractive women can wield the most power.
Cities like LA, New York, Dallas, and Vegas.
Tier two cities are cities that have major factors that keep them out of tier one categories like weather, crime, liberal brain rot, etc.
Like a girl could be an eight, nine, or ten, but if she's shaving her head and dyeing it blue and getting fat, she's not an eight, nine, or ten anymore.
So how strong the feminism kind of puts down the city, right?
Tier two cities include Denver, Seattle, Houston, Chicago.
Today, we are going to look at some of the mids that moved to tier two cities, rate them, and decide how far they're going to go in that city.
So we got Lydia.
Now, she moved to Chicago.
Oh, no, from Chicago to Denver, a tier two city.
Okay, so I'll take a mid over a crazy 10.
That's true.
You will.
I don't hear myself.
I don't know if the.
Oh, I know what the problem is.
I got to plug this in.
You might, but do you think that celebrities are compromising on looks in most scenarios?
No, they're dating models, right?
You get the occasional one that does, and women will regard that the guys who can get a 10 that is submissive are going to do it.
Most guys can't, right?
I mean, and to be honest, tends to have a tendency to be kind of bad people.
Now, it's not because they're sluttier, right?
I'd like to say it's not, the mids are sluttier, okay?
The mids have to, they have to put out more.
I still can't hear myself.
I don't know if there's a, um, they still have to put out more in order to compete, but they tend to be better people.
Why?
They're humbled.
From a young age, they know not the top choice, right?
Not the number one draft pick.
You're not first.
Okay.
I'm just, I'm being honest.
Now, you know, I've gotten the hey stranger message on Facebook a few times.
Who's gotten the hey stranger message?
Who's done it?
Oh, I can hear myself now.
There you go.
Okay.
Who's gotten it?
Let me look at the other chat.
I do read the chat on the website first.
Pearl, you look sharp today.
That color suits you.
Thank you, Fazelle.
I appreciate you.
Hi, Pearl.
If you want to look into the news about Kim Delaney, she lost in court to her husband.
It does happen.
Miracles do happen.
But I'm not going to sell dreams to you guys.
If you and your wife go to court, she's probably going to win.
I hope you do.
But I don't sell dreams here.
So we got this girl who moved from Chicago to Denver.
Now, I'd like to say the way I rank these cities.
Now, Denver kind of is an up-and-coming city.
My little sister just moved to Denver, right?
So I know a lot of people are moving that way.
And the way I do see Denver as a tier two city, just because the liberalism is so high that a lot of the women go lesbian or ruin their looks there, like they just ruin it.
But they are in shape.
So out of the tier two cities, I do put Denver at the top.
Chicago is between a tier one and a tier two because Chicago isn't really known for the beauty.
We have to hibernate half of the year.
So I think the hottest women are going to go to places they can be naked more.
It just makes sense, right?
I mean, if you got a good body, what you're going to have a good body and not use it.
Women don't have morals.
Like, come on.
So, but like, the one thing about Chicago is we're so big that we do have a decent talent pool here.
I think the most attractive girls from my college went to Nashville, if I'm being honest again.
But I went to a small college.
My volleyball team was like a college of mids, you know, strong mids because, you know, volleyball, the mids.
So this girl, I'm giving her a 6'7.
Okay.
Actually, I'm saying 6, but she's a good.
Like, I don't think in my head, I don't question that she's a five, right?
Like, she's a seven at first glance because she's got the long hair, symmetrical face.
But then you look a little closer and you're like, no, that's a six.
But I don't think she's a five, right?
Right now, just off of this picture.
Well, I recently moved from Chicago to Denver and it was a pretty substantial move.
Yeah.
So how is she going to do?
I think this is a decent move for her.
I think in Denver, I mean, the one problem is the men, they love blondes.
I don't know what it is, especially if you go to a place that's got a lot of white guys.
White guys just love the blonde ladies.
They really do.
Not all, not all YouTube, not all.
There's exceptions.
Okay.
But if we're talking about generalities, it's like they'll worship a 5.5 that's blonde hair and thin, right?
And so from what I understand about Denver, I've never lived there just watching.
There's just a lot of white people in Denver from what I've seen.
Okay.
I know they had the people that like took over the apartment complexes, but the way I see that is white people are so nice.
They'll just let you into their freaking house.
So I could see how we would get an apartment complex taken.
Like white people are the type where someone will knock on their door in the middle of the night and they'll say, come on in.
You know those women?
Because that happened like not too far from me.
I grew up around white people, right?
And there was an intruder.
And what they would do is they'd send this crying woman to like doors in the middle of the night saying someone was after her.
I'm like, that would totally work.
We've wised up.
Don't try that in my neighborhood now.
But they don't fall for that anymore.
But I could just see how that would happen.
Cause we just like, do you know what?
Like growing up, there were people that like stayed in my house all the time.
People come like, you know, when I was a kid, it wasn't that abnormal.
So again, I could see how the apartment complex, I could see how that would happen.
I don't know if they came with guns blazing or whatever.
But even if they didn't, that like doesn't shock me, right?
And I just like to say not all.
I know this is making a generalization.
Okay.
I know it's not everybody.
There's exceptions.
So I need to say that so I don't get flagged for hate speech.
I met a girl in, if I met a girl in Chicago, I would say, why the long face?
Okay, so she's talking about from Chicago to Denver.
The pro of Denver is what do they do in the summer?
So I know they all snowboard and ski there.
So if she likes like the outdoorsy men, I mean, there's plenty in Denver, plenty of potheads if she's into that.
I don't know what the major industries are there.
I don't know.
So if a girl's, you have to remember, women pick the city with the type of guy that they like.
So if a woman's going to LA, she probably likes actors or like musicians, right?
If a girl's going to Miami, she likes influencers or like maybe male models.
If she's going to Denver, maybe she's into the surfer guys or whatever main industry is in there.
If you think that women have not researched this, I'm, yeah.
And you can also see what she goes for by the industry she tends to work in, right?
For example, nurses, they tend to cheat with the doctors.
You know, because women have a tendency to become the men they want to marry.
So if you see a girl with a sleeve, she probably likes men with tattoos, you know.
Move that resulted in like 80 mental breakdowns the month that I left.
But I thought I would share a couple of my reasons, z reasons of why I left Chicago.
If you were thinking of moving there or maybe you're thinking of leaving.
So I lived in Chicago for almost four years.
And the first two, two and a half.
The real reason is she had sex with too many men in that city.
Okay.
That's the real, that's the reason she's not telling you, right?
There was a bad breakup.
Because the thing is, when women break up, there's no mending the friend group.
Okay.
That's the worst thing in friends that they would like teach.
They would show.
And my boyfriend pointed this out to me.
They make it seem like everybody stays friends.
Have you guys not lived through a bad break?
Now, they could stay friends if the woman didn't really like the man.
If she is trying to destroy your life, like she did love you at one point, at least, you know.
That's why being the you know being the provider guy or the friend that she didn't even really like, it's not the worst thing in the world because at least she won't completely destroy your life.
But yeah.
So that's the real reason she's not saying two and a half years.
I absolutely adored it.
And then the last year, year and a half was I had a situationship that went bad.
I had sex with a guy out of my league and it went south.
So I got to leave.
That's the real, that's the real reason, but she's not saying that.
Really difficult for me.
And one of the reasons was because I stopped drinking.
I've been sober since.
Yeah.
So when women go sober, she usually did something she really regrets when drunk.
So I know sober may seem like a green flag.
She might have done something crazy.
December 30th, 2021, and I was basically exiled from all of my friend groups because the lifestyle in Chicago is.
Why would she be exiled from a friend group?
Can we just put two and two?
Would someone get exiled from a friend group if they just said, hey, I don't want to drink anymore?
Would she get exiled from a friend group if she had sex with someone's boyfriend?
That would seem more probable.
Get blackout drunk and do a lot of drugs.
And I'm a little bit of a senile old man because I've never done drugs and I'm typically in bed.
Even when I was going out and drinking a lot, I was still in bed by like midnight.
So not only did it kind of put a big wedge in my friendships, but it also made it difficult for me to stay sober and to find friends that wanted to do something other than drink.
Now that's not a bad idea.
In Denver, they all smoke.
From what I've heard, it's like drugs.
So, and it's a very active culture.
So, everyone works out there and that sort of thing.
Snowboarding, skiing.
Not a bad mood.
Drinking because there's not a ton of things to do in Chicago other than drink.
When I did stop drinking, I realized that a lot of my friendships were very like selfish, one-sided, and kind of we were only friends because we were drinking and going out.
So, once I stopped doing that, I realized a lot of my friends didn't give a shit about me.
And it was difficult for me to stay in a city where I kind of had bad relationships.
So, that was a big reason.
As I said, I mean, refer back to a minute ago.
Reason why I left was just to get some space from some of those friends.
A situationship that went south.
Friends.
But I will say, I mean, I still have some really close friends in Chicago that I men have the steam train.
Sanity, time, energy, attention, money.
Women have the L train.
Latch, leech, load, then leave.
Texas vegan MGTOW.
I dearly miss.
Yeah, it's like pros.
You know, every time I meet a guy that says his wife was different, not always, not always.
A lot.
They always moved from a different city.
That's really convenient, right?
Do you know what I mean?
He's like, my wife would never do that.
Well, but she just moved from Denver or LA.
Okay.
But it just wasn't enough to stay because I wanted to move somewhere where I could be outside and be active.
And it's really difficult to do that in Chicago.
Another huge reason was the weather.
I mean, I grew up in the Midwest.
I grew up in Wisconsin, but holy shit, the weather sucks.
I mean, you get really nice summers for like two or three months, but then it's really gloomy during the fall and freezy.
Yeah, that's the thing.
She's completely right about that.
I don't go outside in the winter.
I just, I don't want to do it.
I don't like being cold.
If I go somewhere, I have to know that parking is easy.
Sorry to make this about me, but I'm a woman, so I'm going to do it anyway.
I have to, I have to make sure that the walk from my car to wherever I'm going is not far and I'm not going to freeze for that long.
Otherwise, I'm not doing it.
I'm not doing it.
But in the summer, we do go hard in the summer.
We do.
The summer is a lot of fun.
And during the winter.
I've also been long distance with my boyfriend for some time, and he lives in Denver.
That's why I chose to move to Denver, but I also...
Oh, there you go.
She cheated.
And the friend, she doesn't want the friend group to tell him.
Sorry, I'm so malicious.
I love the weather here, and I love how active everyone is.
But I did want to be closer to my boyfriend, and we decided it was finally time for us to be close instead of doing long distance.
Those are really my main reasons why I left Chicago.
I miss the food so much.
I miss the walkability.
I didn't have a car there and it was so nice.
So there's definitely a lot of things that I do love and miss about Chicago, but obviously not enough because I left.
Okay, next on the next on the board, we got Alex Britten, who also moved to Denver.
Yeah.
Now, here's the thing.
This is like a mid that white men will worship, right?
Now, because the thing is, this is like the ideal like wife She's not hot enough that she's going to get attention everywhere, but she's thin.
They just want a cute enough face, blonde hair, thin.
That's what I've seen.
Blonde gets you like a point.
But just with the white, yeah, light eye, she's going to do well.
Denver.
Yeah, I'm actually.
Oh, wait, sorry.
Denver's not.
Denver, I wouldn't put as a tier one city, but there's strong.
Like, I don't think she's going to be worshipped in Denver, but I think she'll do all right.
She'll be okay.
Yeah, I'm actually still pretty new to Denver.
I just moved here a few months ago.
Oh, wow.
I mean, you've been here longer than I have then.
I just moved here a couple weeks ago.
Hi, guys.
I overheard you talking, and I'm actually very new to Denver.
I just moved here three days ago.
You guys, I literally just moved here this morning.
I haven't even moved here yet.
I'm just planning on.
A lot of women are moving to Denver.
I think it's cheap enough too.
I'd have to ask my.
I have two siblings that are out there.
Carlos says on the website, I don't mind hypergamy and being rejected by mids.
I don't mind Chad getting all the action.
What I do mind is having to compete with women for resources and job opportunities.
Advice on how to compete with women?
Don't.
They're going to win.
I mean, be so useful that they have no choice but to keep you.
But if it's between you or her, I would just go in with the expectation.
It's probably she's going to win.
Pearl, oh, I forgot putting ketchup on a hot dog in Chicago is a felony, right?
Is it written in the city constitution or something?
I've had ketchup on a hot dog.
I don't know about that.
It might be, but I've never heard of that being enforced.
Anna, I suppose you're right.
I did sort of turn into the guy I would have married if I wanted to have kids.
Okay, we're cool.
Pearl Denver is not cheap anymore.
Californians moved to Denver and drove up the cost of housing during prices during the cough cough.
Of course, they ruin everything.
Yeah, I'm actually.
Oh, wait, here we go.
Next, we got Allison moved from Nashville to Denver.
Now, pretty much everyone I went to school with moved to Nashville.
That is like the number one.
Okay, again.
Wait, wait, what did I say?
Nashville to where?
Nashville to Denver.
Okay, so this is, she's like a five with pretty hair.
Like, that's kind of what I'd give her.
Like, so the five, the thing, the great thing about long hair, I'm so jealous of the women that just have long, thick hair.
That gives you a point because you're a six without further inspection.
And men don't look that close, especially if you got boobs.
I don't know if she's got boobs, but I'd throw them out there because then the men just won't even notice.
They'll like be staring at the boobs.
They won't even notice your face.
Maybe after you guys smash, but then you can like, you can reel them in with being a nice person.
She's got a tattoo sleeve.
So in Nashville, I mean, she was probably going for the musicians.
That's my guess.
Let me see.
Now she's maybe going for the surfer guys, or not surfer, snowboarding guys.
I think there's going to be a lot of her.
I don't think she's going to stand out in Denver, but I don't think she'll do bad either.
It's really going to be dependent on her personality.
She'll get in the door.
Maybe not with like, I don't know, I'd say A-level men in the city, but she like a B-level guy.
I think she would, I could maybe do a hierarchy one of these days of how like women rank men.
She's got a sleeve, so she's going to have to go more like hot guy, less money, but that's what the women are doing now, anyways.
So one year ago today, I flew to Denver for the first time and signed a lease within an hour.
And I think the most important thing I've learned since moving to Denver is that you just can't live here if you like to eat food because it's harder to cook due to the altitude.
And the restaurants are also just not good.
Do you know what?
They have really good smoothie shops.
I'll say that.
I've been to so many cities and you can always find she'll do good in Boulder.
She'll blend in.
Yeah, she kind of's not going to be worshipped or anything, but she's going to do well enough.
Find good food.
But in Denver, you can only pay $30 so many times for the most sub-par meal you've ever had before you just give up.
If you ask me for a restaurant to eat back five, are you out of your mind?
She's skinny.
Is that all you have to be?
Not on this show.
Go make your own show and simp.
Go make your own show and overrate.
I'll tell you exactly why I gave her that rating.
Okay.
I don't give better ratings just because the market's inflated.
Okay.
I can't tell.
I don't see a crazy body on her.
If she has a crazy body, she could be a six.
She looks skinny flat right now.
I can't tell.
I can't tell.
You guys probably have a better eye for that sort of thing.
You guys, you know, maybe I can go further.
She's got nice hair.
I'd say 5.5, but her face, it's not that symmetrical.
The eyes are too far apart.
She's got nice teeth, but she's got the sleeve.
Again, like, it's not a bad face, but it's just not like I'm not to be six.
That's above average.
I have to be impressed.
I'm impressed she's not fat.
I'm impressed she's got blonde hair.
I'm impressed she's got light eyes.
That's it.
That's all I got.
Not to say I wouldn't be impressed.
Don't, don't, don't take me out of context with that.
Don't clip.
Don't.
You guys know what I meant, okay?
Back in Nashville, where I'm from.
I've got a whole list of like 60 places categorized by type of food.
That's true.
Nashville good food.
Little notes on each one.
But somebody asked me what my favorite restaurant was in Denver the other day.
And I was just silent.
I didn't know what to say.
Sometimes I go back and I look at my Instagram reel of all the restaurants I used to eat at and I just reminisce on the good times when I had access to good food.
I really miss it, honestly.
Fellas, prostitutes are rented, girlfriends are leased, wives are financed by the state with an exorbitant cancellation fee.
Any free woman is the highest price.
Oh no, what did I do?
On each one, but somebody asked me what my favorite restaurant was in Denver.
Can I look at my Instagram reel of all the okay?
That ended.
So let's see.
Let's see.
Maybe she's got, maybe she's got body yachty.
I don't know.
But this isn't loading.
It's the Wi-Fi slow.
From what I saw, I would say 5.5.
5.5.
How much have I had to drink?
I didn't drink.
Okay, don't project your tendency to drink onto me.
Okay.
I just say what's on my mind.
All right.
If I was drinking, I would own it.
I would say, look, I've had a beer or two.
Forgive me.
But I don't eat healthy enough to drink on a regular basis.
It's not, guys.
It's not that I'm this.
Do you know what?
I gave up drinking.
And it wasn't because I'm like holier than thou or this super moral.
And I'm not now, but I've done it for a while.
It's just because I don't eat healthy enough to not get fat.
I would be like giant if I if I drank.
Do you know what I mean?
Like, I don't know about you.
I know there's people that can just excessively drink and not get fat.
It's not me.
Okay.
I don't know who it is, but I'm jealous of you guys.
So let's see.
Let's see if there's any.
Now, this is the okay.
Here we go.
Yeah.
See, I was expecting flat.
I can't really see.
Because again, women are good people.
If they had a good body, she had a good body, she'd be using it.
Do you know what I mean?
She's not like fat or anything, but I just, if she had boobs, oh, wait, so she kind of does it.
Let me see.
I feel so.
I feel like a lesbian doing this.
Do you see she gets naked?
She's a six.
That's why.
That's why they go to the more naked cities.
I'm not a good boob judger, though, because I'm straight.
So sometimes I kind of need you guys's help to like, you know, I don't think her body's that.
I think it's all right.
It's not bad.
But when, again, when the women get naked, they go up a point.
I'd actually recommend maybe a more naked city for her, but I don't think she'll do bad.
Like a more naked tier two city.
Where would I tell her to go?
It's tough.
Most of the tier one cities are actually hot.
She'd probably do well in Atlanta, but the thing is, she could get AIDS.
So it's like, I don't know about that.
She doesn't seem responsible.
I hear there's a lot of AIDS in Atlanta.
So let me, I'll think on this.
Oh, how has she done?
Let's see.
One year ago today, I flew to Denver for the first time and signed a lease within an hour.
And I think the most important thing I've learned since moving to Denver is that you just can't.
I think this is the same one.
Okay.
Now, we're going to look at Noelle from Minnesota to Chicago.
There are five.
She'll do all right in Chicago.
This looks like every other girl at my college, but five years older.
I mean, she's going to do okay.
Again, I think she's got big boobs, a little overweight.
Five face, maybe four.
This face isn't great.
Reasons you should.
She's got blonde hair.
Again.
And the guys said her.
And I'm like, did you guys not notice she's like fat?
And they're like, what?
They don't, like, if a girl has a really good body part, they don't see the rest of the bad ones as much until after they fuck.
And by the time, like, once the girl has sex, she's in the door a little bit.
Now, I'm not saying like most mids, it's not like they're great people.
So they can't like, it's not like women have this great reputation of being great wives and girlfriends.
So it's most are not going to do this.
But if you ever see a mid that's, you know, punching, it's because a guy lowered his standards for a night.
She gave good gluck gluck.
Or, or she was just really feminine and a really nice person.
And sometimes they try to dump them a couple times.
They're like, you're not hot enough for me.
And they, but the girls are so, men are like good people where they reward loyalty.
Women, on the other hand, do you know what?
We punish it.
It just is what it is.
I wish we weren't like that.
I have now been living in Chicago since January.
Pearl on the boobs question.
I'm always here.
Please don't hesitate.
Oh, that was so funny.
Okay, wait, what did they see?
Let's see.
When did you quit drinking?
I didn't quit drinking that long, but I'll tell you what happened.
I mean, this is what I say.
When we quit drinking, it's a bad life decision.
I got kind of fat, like in my early 20s.
And I broke.
I'm not going to say the weight I broke because it's kind of embarrassing, but I broke a certain weight.
And I was like, I got to stop the drinking.
And I ran a marathon.
This time I ran the marathon, but like five years ago, I ran a marathon and I lost the weight.
But I just found a picture of me from this point in my life, and I was not, I was not proud of this.
This was embarrassing.
This is what I say.
It's not like because you have to think drinking's fun, guys.
It's not like, you know, I feel like with weed, like some people just are not into drugs and we who doesn't like to drink, right?
I mean, I'm from Chicago and I grew up around Catholics.
Catholics love alcohol.
So pretty much everyone liked to drink unless something bad happened.
Maybe you want to get a lot done in a certain time period or your job doesn't allow you to, but yeah.
So let's see what else.
I had a dream that I slept with too many hoes on drugs and I woke up and I realized I did.
My husband told me if he cut my hair, he'll divorce me as he should, King.
Divorce her ass.
Pearl, you have a way with words.
So much fun watching.
Even though I'm not progressive, I do like Chicago, Fiselsa.
Do you know what?
I also like Chicago.
I think I meet a lot of conservatives here outside of the city.
Make yourself indispensable, right?
But you got to get in the door, right?
So this girl is cute enough.
She'll be at the end of a guy's roster.
Like she's not going to, for the guys that get laid, right?
She's going to be at the end of it, but she's attractive enough and maybe loses a little weight.
She can work her way up, right?
Men will look at her and say, good enough, right?
I mean, the guys that get laid, right?
There's, I don't even like saying high-value men because there's plenty of high-value men that don't get laid, right?
There's plenty of guys that make a lot of money and have all the characteristics of high-value guys.
So I really like to categorize guys into two options.
They either can get laid or they can't get laid.
I know there's like the guys that sometimes can't, men of different periods, but I just want to know if whatever resource they have of sex goes away, could they get laid in 2025?
It gets harder every year.
And unfortunately, the can and the haves and haves nots is just getting bigger and bigger, sadly.
So some guys used to be in the could, now they're in the couldn't.
But men are pragmatic.
They'll just bow out, watch corn, or go uglier.
I mean, they're problem solvers.
This is my sixth major city that I've lived in, and it's my favorite.
I've said this endless times.
Chicago is my favorite place I've ever lived.
Also moved in in January when it was like negative 30, so I've experienced all the weather.
I'm from It's as bad as they say.
I know I will never say it's not that bad.
It is that bad.
Minnesota, I know what cold feels like.
So I'm not just saying this because I was just here for the summer.
One being it is an incredibly walkable city.
And what I mean when I say that is you don't need a car.
It's actually more of an inconvenience to have a car here than it is to not have one.
Parking is expensive and it sucks.
I'm not going to lie.
It's not easy to park here.
I have three major grocery stores within half a mile away from my apartment.
So walking distance and two.
I've never lived in downtown Chicago.
I don't know about that.
I don't know.
I couldn't tell you.
Little shopping market.
Parking does suck, though.
I live blocks away from restaurants, bars.
The restaurants are great.
They have a lot of good food here.
Great food, actually.
And I lived in London.
I hated London food.
Food here is good.
Gyms, workout classes.
A five to 15 minute walk from any major public transportation options.
Which brings me to my next point.
It is as inexpensive or as expensive as you make it.
I was able to cut out my car expenses.
I was able to save a lot of money in that area, so I got to put more money towards my housing situation.
People that pay rent all over the board, it really just depends on what neighborhood you're in and if you have roommates or if you're living alone.
Most likely, we'll be able to find housing that is not a shoebox like you would be living in in New York City.
There's still big city.
Now, how much does this makeup improve her?
We're gonna see, right?
And guys, makeup might as well be women's faces.
They have like the overnight stuff.
Women put it on like it's like skin at this point.
So I hate to say it, but I gotta rate these girls in a way with makeup.
I know it like it doesn't completely count, but we have to remember men are pragmatic.
So if a girl gets in the door, you have to understand if she gets in the door, she has a chance.
Now, I understand there's some women that are so ugly that men will not be seen in public, right?
But I can tell when a girl could maybe get in the door.
Prices, if she's likable.
I'm saying relative, not compared to random suburbs in the middle of nowhere.
When I got here, I had Hinge, but now that it's summer, honestly, I deleted dating apps a while ago and I just go outside.
Dating sucks literally everywhere.
Chicago is no better or no worse than any other place you probably have ever lived.
So my recommendation is literally go outside.
I have seen half the guys that I saw on Hinge literally outside.
The bars and restaurants aren't your scene.
Go to the lakefront, go to the riverfront.
There are men and women literally everywhere.
I will say everyone hunkers down in the winter, so do that's true.
I don't, again, I don't go outside in the winter.
I mean, who wants who wants to go outside when it's negative two?
I don't with the summer and do you'll see me early November, then I'm done.
If it's not a super cold year, I'll make it through October, early November.
I'll see you in March.
That's when you'll see me again.
Do it quickly or in the fall before everybody goes and hype.
She's a three or four.
I can't tell how fat she is, but I'm endless things to do here, and it doesn't.
Makeup now is modern-day sorcery.
You say undatable.
She's going to have 5,000 matches on Hinge.
Guys, I just want to be honest here.
Okay.
She's a mid.
I'm not saying, I'd probably say five, right?
I'm going to put her in the five category, depending on how fat she is and how she carries the weight.
Involve going out or going to the bars.
I found out this summer that a lot of the neighborhoods have festivals going on.
So when my neighborhood festival was going on, I just walked outside and there was food.
That's true.
A lot of festivals.
Again, I never lived downtown, but that's my friends that stayed there.
Stands everywhere.
There were small businesses selling things.
There was free music.
The lakefront, the river.
Raid her boobs, guys.
Raid her boobs.
I need help.
Again, I'm straight.
I'm not the best at that.
I don't know.
Really, I'm not an expert on what makes boobs good.
Do you know what I mean?
Because women, when we rate each other, it's like faith, it's how thin the woman is and facial symmetry.
And men prefer like more rounded faces, and women prefer more long faces.
Unfortunately, it just boobs seven and three.
That is not helpful.
For front.
They're sad.
There's boating.
That's the one thing I didn't love about Denver was boating was just not accessible or easy to do there.
And so I got a three to a seven on the boobs.
I mean, this is not helpful.
Here it is.
There's fireworks every Wednesday and Saturday at Navy Pier.
Every week.
There's run clubs, walk clubs, art classes, cooking classes, sports teams.
There's a lot of freaking sports teams.
If you're here and you say that you're bored, you're not trying hard enough.
That's all I got to say about that.
Lastly, you've heard this a million freaking times.
Keith Lee was literally just here reviewing food, but the food here is freaking phenomenal.
You will have better food.
That's true.
We have great food.
I did not appreciate it till I left.
Than you've ever had in your entire life.
It is a hobby to try new restaurants here.
Of course, there's a few cons, though, so I will talk about that in the next video.
Yeah, okay.
In Chicago, she's not going to be great.
She'll get into the rotation.
I think getting a relationship might be tough for her, but she probably doesn't want one if she's got.
She doesn't, I don't know.
I don't think she wants one.
Okay, Madison moved from Las Vegas to Chicago.
Off the bat, I think this is she's going to have two pros and cons of moving to from Las Vegas to Chicago.
Now, I think she's one of the, I think she's pretty cute.
I'm going to give her a strong six, right?
And she's a young, strong six.
So that almost makes her a seven because I think she's below 25, right?
And so youth kind of gives you a point, right?
So she looks thin.
I can't tell completely, but so my feeling is in Vegas, there's going to be many of her.
In Chicago, pro, the women are not as hot as Vegas.
However, she can't get as naked.
In the summers, she can get more naked, but she's only got, so if she's going to go to Chicago, she's got to make that four months of the year count.
Does Chicago have eights?
We do have eights, but they might be for sale if you meet them at like Trump Tower or something.
That's really not uncommon there.
And the other thing, they might have a big ego.
We do have eights, right?
Every city is going to have eights, but like the eights are going to be a little bit more monetized in Miami, right?
But yeah, she's.
I think she'll do well in Chicago.
But I did not know before moving here from Las Vegas.
Before you ask, I did no research.
No, I did not research Chicago at all.
I just booked a flight for two days and then I decided I was going to move here if I made the team.
Chest tattoo.
She's going down.
Luckily, it's small.
I don't think, I don't think this is going to be a deal breaker for most guys unless they're ultra conservative.
Starting off strong with number one, the rats.
I didn't know Chicago had rats.
I thought it was really exclusive to New York.
I was in for an unpleasant surprise when I do it for us.
Came here and walked the streets at night.
And honestly, I still have not recovered.
Don't tell me to get used to it.
I refuse to get used to it.
It is so nasty.
Moving on, the people here are super nice.
So like, I went to Oregon and that's true.
Chicago people are really nice.
The people there were nice, but they still had a little bit of that like West Coast fakeness.
But the Midwest, these girlies are so sweet.
The parking is absolutely awful.
I wouldn't wish this parking on my worst enemy.
Like the parking is insane.
There is nowhere to park.
And if there is a place to park, you're paying like a lot of money to park for a short amount of time.
Once again, reminding you guys.
Yeah, I mean, I'm putting her at a six.
I'm putting her a good six, a strong six.
I did no research as I move into.
Look at that dollar sign.
Congrats, Pearl.
Thank you.
To say, which is Chicago goes so hard for their sports teams.
What I mean by that is just like Vegas has like recently new sports teams, but Chicago has like historically iconic sports teams and everybody is just love.
I don't know how to explain it.
I've just never lived in a place where like sports were huge.
But in Chicago, these teams have been around and people go hard for them.
This next one's kind of funny.
It's that some people that I've met, like a good chunk of people I've met, have not been to a Bulls game in a really long time or have just never been to a Bulls game altogether, which is literally mind-blowing to me.
Next thing is that Chicago is literally the biggest place I've ever been.
It's a pretty big city.
And like this city is absolutely huge.
I have never been to a city.
But see, you can see, guys, when they say they like a city, I just want you to know what they're saying is I like dating in this city.
I like the men I can date.
Do you think a woman, if she moved to a city and had bad dating experiences, she's going to like it or not?
She's going to do well in Chicago.
One of my favorite things about Chicago is that the holidays are taken very serious.
And by the holidays, I mean Christmas and St. Patrick's Day.
Yeah.
Oh my gosh.
We go hard for St. Paddy's.
I haven't done it in a couple years, but it's...
I had to literally request the game off on St. Patrick's Day because all of my friends here have hyped up how insane people go for St. Patrick's Day.
And I'm just like, I have to experience it.
I had never seen it.
She might just like the city.
God, have you guys learned nothing?
Women do everything to get the top guys.
That's why they're getting BBLs.
That's why they're learning this makeup.
That's where they're moving.
That's their, they don't care about the average guys, right?
We don't care about average men, but top men, they're going for something.
I've seen anything like the decorations that were put up for Christmas.
That's what I'm going to say: is that I know I live in the city, so do not come for me, people who are from Chicago for saying this, but it is not as dangerous as everybody makes it out to be.
Like walking around in the city.
I've never had problems.
I know people.
Some guys from my school got robbed after school.
Personally, I've always been fine, but I don't go down town a lot.
Of Chicago is the same as walking around in the city of Las Vegas, equally as dangerous, but not super dangerous at all.
That's just my opinion.
I know.
Okay.
She'll do well.
I think this was a good move for her.
Nikki moved from Florida to Chicago.
Yeah.
She's not really going to do too well here, but there'll be someone.
Like, again, she kind of has a look that, again, white guys.
Like, I hope she likes white guys.
I know I've talked a lot, but I just know I know who they tend to date.
And she does kind of have a look where if she went for someone like 15, 20 years older, she, I mean, she's not going to do great.
She'll get like a C-level guy because I think she's fat.
I mean, otherwise she'd be using it unless it's cold.
Here's some things I wish I would have known about Chicago before I moved here.
I moved here six years ago today from Florida.
And this was a good move.
I don't think she has body or looks.
I would actually recommend a lower level city for her.
If she's in Chicago, I recommend 40 minutes out because you're not going to do much with the women downtown.
But I recommend further from the city for her.
And if you would have told 27-year-old me some of the things that have happened to me, she wouldn't have believed you.
You will get spit on by people on public transportation.
It's going to happen.
You will have been spit on twice.
That doesn't ever happen to me.
But I would believe it.
Black ice.
It's a thing.
That is a thing.
You fall a lot.
Dating someone that lives more than five miles away from you is basically long distance.
It's so far.
Forget about grocery shopping for a full week.
Don't do that here.
You can't carry the groceries home, so you go every two to three days.
Deep dish pizza is gross.
Okay, that's blasphemy.
She's taking this too far.
Florida, take her back.
It's a lot of calories.
Okay, I don't eat it often because it will give you obesity.
But to say it's gross, get out of my city.
Get out.
5 a.m. bars are not your friend.
You will suffer for eight months of the winter so you can patio hop in the summer.
That's true.
We go hard for three months.
Chicago is more than just the loop.
And you know that job you moved to Chicago for?
Well, they fired you eight months later.
And you decided to stay because it's the best city in the world.
A lot of people did get laid off during COVID.
Okay, let's see.
They want to see how attractive she is.
Oh, oh, I overrated.
Oh, I feel like a man getting catfished.
Oh my gosh.
Oh, why would she do that?
Is this what you guys feel like on the dating apps?
Holy sh.
Oh, my.
Oh, I am embarrassed I gave her that high of a rating.
This is like a two.
Oh, she's so heavy.
Outfit of the day.
I needed to be extra cozy, and this looks doing it for me.
I also really needed the iced coffee.
Oh my gosh.
You need to go three hours from the city to get any sort of attention.
And I said 45 minutes.
That's where I tell the single mothers to go.
You need to go to the country in the middle of bump buck nowhere or go to the hood.
It's time to go to Oblock.
Not all, not all, not all.
Oh my gosh.
She's not hot enough to insult the pizza.
Yeah, she eats the pizza.
Let's no flip snowflakes made it to the ground last January.
They got shot midair.
But if you have to talk down on Chicago, we're going to have beef folks.
Look, I like Chicago.
I just don't like to go outside during the winter.
Okay.
I never liked sledding.
I never liked snowmobiling.
My brothers like it.
Do you know what?
The saddest day I've ever seen on my dad was recently, actually.
It was the last two years.
And I had to tell him that I don't actually like four-wheeling and snowmobiling.
I just do it because I like him.
Because we were on this family vacation and I left to go drink wine with my brother's wife.
And he was like, why don't you want to go?
I'm like, dad, I do it for you.
Why do you force me to do these boy things?
Go try to kill yourself.
I don't like to do that.
They'll like dirt bike.
They'll look, I'm a little bit lame.
Okay, I'd rather go do a wine night.
I'm sorry.
I told you she was hideous.
Yeah, you guys are, you've been on the apps.
If she's chasing you, throw a pizza the other way and go the other way and she'll go after it.
She wouldn't get attention.
I have been eight years on the ocean.
She still wouldn't get attention.
I have been eight years on the ocean.
No, she's got to go to Oblock.
It's time.
Compton, Oblock.
I'm not going to say why because I don't want to get in trouble today.
But lady, you know where you need to go.
I'm wearing a maxi skirt.
Oh my gosh.
That was such a catfish.
Bro.
Okay, we have one more movie.
I know a lot of us.
And then we're going to go behind the paywall.
So, oh, she's talking about moving to Seattle.
So, I think we thought this was something else, but in Seattle, I do think she'll do well because the men, it's a good place for her to go.
The men have to settle for women that look like this.
And if they don't look like that, they're going to look like that soon.
So, unfortunately, in Seattle, the men do have to settle for women that destroy their beauty.
So, it's kind of like if everyone's fat, like if you're a fat girl, you got to go somewhere where everyone's fat.
So, I would just look where, if you know you're not going to lose the weight, I would just look for some cities with some pretty high obesity rates.
So, the men are going to have to settle, right?
I mean, there's doctors, lawyers, entertainers in every town.
There might be lower level than like whatever you're into.
They have it in every town.
There is a fat town for you somewhere, big ladies.
There is.
They're out there, okay?
Or you go to Compton, if you get my drift.
But her, yeah, like she, the men are going to have to settle there.
So, yeah.
And major cities, especially on the West Coast, tend to make jokes.
Appearance signals crazy.
Yeah.
So she's got to go somewhere where all the girls are crazy.
So the men have to settle.
Sorry, fellas.
It's like, don't come here.
We're full.
And I can't speak to Seattle specifically because I don't live in Seattle and not from Seattle.
But as someone who's lived in California, my- Oh, no, California.
Okay, I thought she meant Seattle.
Including in a lot of major cities.
I would never be upset at somebody who.
Okay, so we don't really care what she's saying, but she lived in California.
I would not, I don't think she's good looking to be in California.
I don't know what it would be if she got rid of all this.
She'd probably be a six, but I would, I would say go tier two, lady.
Tier two.
Okay, so now we're going to stay live on theaudacitynetwork.com, but we are going to close the show on the website.
Now, I'm going to read you guys one more thing before I end the show because I want to show you guys a little bit of what you're going to get on the website.
So I made a list of things that I would do if I was going to start on YouTube again.
And I'm going to finish this on the website, but I'm going to tell you guys now.
And you do get to ask me questions directly on the website.
So that closes off the part about mids.
Now we're moving on to the next topic.
So today I'm going to be talking about how to grow your YouTube channel.
And the first thing I want to talk about is what should you specialize in?
What should your channel be about?
And the way you can figure this out is what could you talk about for hours and never get bored?
What could you talk to yourself about?
Now, what would no, not yet, not yet.
I will, I'll tell you when.
So what would I research?
So I would think, what, you know, for example, I thought that I liked hiking, right?
I thought I did.
Until I realized I never hiked when I was by myself.
And I realized I'm like, I'm not as outdoorsy of a person as I want to be.
It just is what it is.
Not everyone can be like a hiker, you know.
But I like doing it with other people.
So I would think, what can I talk about and research when no one's there?
I truly believe people can become commentators on things, even if you don't have a ton of experience in it.
But you have to be so interested in it that you specialize in the niche.
For example, there are sports commentators that never played in the NBA, but they're obsessed with the sport.
So Ergo, if you want your channel to be big, you have to have a little bit of an unhealthy obsession with it.
To the point, a good sign that it would be good for YouTube is if your friends get annoyed with you for talking about this topic too much, if they find this annoying, your normie friend, if they think, could you shut up about this topic?
Bad for your personal life, right?
Not good in interpersonal relationships, but great for YouTube.
You know, like for example, if you want to do a bachelor channel on the show The Bachelor, how annoying is it to have a friend that only talks about The Bachelor every day?
Really annoying.
Great for YouTube.
So that's the number one I'm going to give for free.
We're going to end the stream on YouTube and I'm just going to go to the website.
You guys are going to have a call-in link on the website.
Thanks for watching on YouTube, and I'm going to go to the website now.
Okay.
Now we're just on the website.
Oh, not yet.
Okay.
No problem.
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