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Aug. 2, 2025 - Human Events Daily - Jack Posobiec
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THOUGHTCRIME Ep. 93 — Charlie On South Park? Sydney Sweeney's Great Jeans?

You know what this week is going to be about! Charlie, Jack, Andrew, and Blake get hyped for a Charlie parody that will apparently be in next week's South Park episode. Plus, they react to the left's comically over-the-top meltdown that a blue jeans advertisement featured Sydney Sweeney instead of obese purple-haired lesbians. Support the show

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From the age of fifth brother.
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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome aboard to another edition of Thought Crime Thursday.
Happy Thought Crime Thursday.
Jack Pasovic here, Charlie Kirk, will be joining us in a second.
A lot of thought crimes this week, especially some which involve Charlie Kirk directly.
Actually, that's pretty much every week.
But riding side saddle, of course, we've got the great Blake and also producer Andrew.
What's up, guys?
Howdy, Jack.
What's going on, Jack?
Once I think we're all going to be remote, this is a rare occurrence for us.
Blake is in an undisclosed location in a bunker somewhere.
Even worse, it's a bunker in Washington, D.C. Yeah, I don't, I don't recommend it.
Swamp creature.
That means you and Jack are actually relatively close by to one another.
Yeah.
Yeah, we talked about actually seeing if we could get the logistics to work to be together, but it just didn't.
I didn't realize he was in town and I had like family stuff going on, so it didn't work.
But one day, one day, we'll all be here together.
But the big story, right?
The big story that I think of the week that we've all got to get into.
And it's just, it's ubiquitous.
It's everywhere.
Everyone's talking about it.
I'd like to say that we sort of, you know, called this shot a full year ago here on Thought Crime.
It's Sidney Sweeney.
It is this Sidney Sweeney ad that has completely taken over the universe.
People are calling it out as Nazi propaganda.
Sidney Sweeney has good jeans.
Of course, he's playing, you know, paying homage, I guess you could say, to a Brooke Shields ad from 1980, and where, you know, there's a very similar monologue and they're using a pun, of course, jeans and jeans with the J and the G. And the left is in, I have to say, they're just in complete meltdown mode over this.
They are completely losing their minds.
And again, by the way, this is just a commercial, right?
It is a commercial.
And I love this because, and Blake, I want to throw it to you because whenever the right used to get upset about, say, like Dylan Mulvaney or one of these things, wouldn't they always say, oh, it's just a commercial?
Oh, it's just a commercial, right?
And I would argue, I guess, that these things aren't just commercials.
These are ubiquitous mass media campaigns that are launched with multi-million dollars.
I wouldn't be surprised if this was a billion-dollar campaign behind Sidney Sweeney because it's everywhere.
There are people taking pictures in malls all over the place of this.
And it's not just a commercial.
It is, in fact, a huge tell for where we are as a society.
But Blake, what's your take on that?
Yeah, well, I think first of all, we should probably show the ad in case people haven't seen it.
So yeah, there was the image ad where she has great jeans, but how about I think it's also a video clip?
Let's show cut 430.
I'm not here to tell you to buy American Eagle jeans.
And I definitely won't say that they're the most comfortable jeans I've ever worn.
Or that they make your butt look amazing.
Why would I need to do that?
But if you said that you want to buy the jeans, I'm not going to stop you.
But just so we're clear, this is not me telling you to buy American Eagle jeans.
Sidney Sweeney has very keen.
You see what I did there, right?
Thank you.
I want to say those are pretty tame, but then there's 524.
And I think 524 is the one that's really, really pushing the envelope with a lot of these types.
Jeans are passed on from parents to offspring, often determining traits like hair color, personality, and even eye color.
My jeans are blue.
Sidney Sweeney has very keynotes.
Oh, no.
Denounce.
Horror.
They made a pun.
Terrible.
They made a punishment.
How dare you?
Disavow.
Disavow.
Completely.
That's obviously eugenics and Nazi propaganda.
And she happens to be white, Jack.
I think that's the real thing we really need to zero in on.
She's white and she has blue eyes, which is a crime.
It's a crime.
In modern America.
My jeans are blue.
By the way, I think we have Charlie.
Do we have Charlie joining us?
I am here.
Yes, guys.
Sorry for the delay.
Complicated business.
Charlie, do you have good jeans?
I was actually gene shopping.
That's why I was.
That was not planned, folks.
I was trying on some new jeans.
Which brand were they, Charlie?
Did the Microsoft work?
They were Lululemon.
And I'm considering an American Eagle purchase.
Just in Solidarity, we had a hilarious call on our show.
Hilarious.
And we're going to air it.
This woman, sweet old woman, she's like reading a prepared script and she's a member of ours.
It's one of the greatest clips ever.
And she's like, Charlie, I'm a member.
I'm a child of God.
I pray for you all the time.
Everything, you know, you do such a wonderful job.
I want you to let you know that that ad, the reaction was so insulting.
I have blonde hair and blue eyes, and I have good jeans.
I bought American Eagle jeans just as a protest.
I'm like, I like, I love, no, it was so good.
I got to get the clip.
It was the radicalization just from the reaction of this advertisement has been has been amazing to witness.
Every time that a leftist screams about Sidney Sweeney being some sort of like, or the ad being some eugenicist ad or Nazi propaganda, I think like a thousand more young men register Republican.
I think it's a one-to-one ratio.
Every time a bell rings, an angel gets its wing.
No, a young Republican is born.
It's amazing.
It's like the best marketing that the Republican Party could ever hope for.
Just please keep making these insane videos.
And think about how many people are.
One of my favorites.
One of my favorites, I'll let Jack chime in is, you know, some of these Subaru women on social media.
They're like, what do young men see in Sidney sweeney anyway i'm like yeah you really don't understand me i'll make sure obviously literally if they don't understand they should see our streaming numbers shoot up every time we play the ad does she even have a graduate degree it's def it's definitely her her personality jack your thoughts well so Let's let's look at where we were in advertising a year ago or even two years ago when we had the likes of Dylan Mulvaney being a corporate
the face of a corporate brand.
We had the likes of the the plus size models remember the plus size models were feeded upon us in Times Square and in marketing campaigns all across the German Shepherd.
shepherd i'm sorry no no i'm sorry you gotta go back guys trigger warning hold on like you gotta you gotta tell me time out no no no you're gonna pull no no no no no hold on you hold on time out go back to the picture you showed before did they do an american eagle just to troll them not that one the the did they no i'm sorry jack to interrupt the one way she's holding the dog is she really holding a german shepherd in one of the advertisements oh my god it's just a dog how how has this been lost on all the critics i think it's
hilarious it's just a dog although they say the german shepherds are the most trainable dogs that's why they use them in the military law enforcement i'm sorry jack i interrupted i'm sorry of all the picture of all the dogs they could have selected uh it's a puppy why isn't it they did they did why wasn't it a pit bull well that's a whole other thought crime jack i interrupted you keep going no you're fine you're fine and it's it so and and
yeah we've got a bunch of videos reacting to this but think of the billions and billions of dollars that were spent on these mass marketing campaigns to try to tell us that the the 2019 american eagle model was as i'm just gonna say it i was it was as attractive as the 2025 it's it's clear i mean i don't know maybe some people are into that um i'm not really that much of a badonkadonk guy myself i i'm sure that i'm sure that they're out there i've
certainly met guys like that when i was in the military but you know i'll go for the 2025 all day long and i'm sorry like you're you want young men to not be attracted to sydney sweeney's like you could you could spend all the money in the world elon musk could come up with the greatest ai input all of the knowledge of the entire world and it will not be able to come up with a computation that will make young men not be attracted to sydney
sweeney i'm sorry i'm sorry just reality is reality it's as simple as that folks i think let's play some of the reaction here oh
well blake big picture thing let's play some of the reaction go ahead we'll do that we'll do that after the reaction let's do the reaction first how about uh let's start with i think the funniest one is let's do 501 let's do that roe v wade not enough because i'm starting to think we're one sydney sweeney campaign away from them taking our right to vote too
we must start protesting ladies she can't keep getting away with it she's got to be trolling now i think that one's a troll i think that one is like kind of a you know a little bit i don't i don't think it's very affected okay but yeah that was too affected yeah good morning america was probably not not trolling us so how about let's do uh let's do 425.
yeah we begin with the backlash over a new ad campaign featuring actress sydney sweeney yeah the ads are for american eagle and the tagline is sydney sweeney has great genes now in one ad the blonde hair blue-eyed actress talks about genes as in dna being passed down from her parents the play on words is being compared to nazi propaganda with racial undertones the pun good genes activates a troubling historical associations for
this country the american eugenics movement in its prime between like 1900 and 1940 weaponized the idea of good genes um just to justify white supremacism despite that backlash american eagle stock has been soaring imagine
that who wants to react so guys i'm confused i'm a little confused can someone charlie you're you're on campus all the time you know you know you see you you interact with these professors as well as the kids i was told that race was a social construct along with gender so if race is a social construct then how can what she say be racist because she's just
just talking about biology but if race is a social construct then how can that be racist i don't understand i don't get it well you're not allowed to ask those questions right you're not allowed to talk about genetics even though some of the most popular most touted companies last couple years was 23andme and ancestry.com but you're not allowed to talk about genetics let's go to um another go and yeah i mean how when we talk about race and
all of this.
I mean, we are living in a world where black is beautiful and, you know, we're, I mean, all the races, at least black, I mean, but I think basically most of the races, except for white, have a free license to sort of talk about how great they are.
I mean, I don't understand what the, if we're going to be consistent here, then we should be able to do that.
That's all I'm saying.
It's, you know, everything, everything should be fair game.
But anyways, go ahead, I don't mean to interrupt you.
you no it's fine i mean you just think of all the stuff i mean it's support black business businesses black lives matter black history month and there is one single lady there's one lady who is in a advertisement for genes and everyone loses their mind they immediately call it nazi propaganda let's continue with cut for 27.
should we be surprised that a company whose name is literally american eagle is making fascist propaganda like this probably not but it's still really shocking like a blonde haired blue-eyed white woman is talking about her good genes like that is nazi propaganda does she have a septum piercing and uh we all have septum piercing.
I don't know why.
can we have a conversation about that as a side note?
What is with the...
One of it is that there's no disfiguration.
There's no work.
There's no tattoos.
I mean, you look at them.
I mean, you look at the difference there.
What is the nose-piercing appeal?
Who are you drawing into your life?
What kind of energy are you sending out?
And I'm sure some of them are good people.
But what is the pro septum piercing argument?
I've never heard it.
You get to look like a bull.
I don't know.
Like, I've never got it.
I just would like to be able to order coffee somewhere that, you know, I don't have to see a September piercing everywhere.
I mean, I guess I can understand if it's somewhere.
Truth, I think a lot of it really is.
Just everywhere.
It's just everywhere.
You know, the, you know, tattoos all over the place and Septum Piercings all over the place.
And you see this with like teachers now in grade schools.
You see this in children's TV.
I see it because, you know, I watch like kids' media.
Charlie, I'm sure the same boat and Andrew because, you know, we have little kids and all the time I'm an expert in it.
I never remember anyone in kids' media looking like that before.
But, you know, just to go back to Sidney Sweeney, I think, Charlie, what you're saying is it's because, you know, the qualities that she has are just naturals.
She's got great naturals.
I think it's really the naturals that these young men are so attracted to.
Her wonderful naturals.
Blake.
Okay.
So first of all, I like on the septum piercing thing, there's kind of two theories you'll see.
One is kind of there is this element where sometimes it's a psychological theory that women will like egg on each other supposedly in like a you-go girl sort of way.
They'll egg each other on to doing things that make you less competitive, like in the basically in the dating market in competing for the attention of men.
So you'll be like, does this, does this septum piercing make me look good?
And you're like, yeah, it makes you look great, sister.
And like even subconsciously, they realize it doesn't do that, but that's a good thing because you want the competition to be sabotaged.
That's one theory.
Another theory, frankly, you could kind of relate it to, you know, the social contagion with transgenderism where women are, you know, young women, this is the theory in that Abigail Schreier book where women who are in their teens and they're sort of traumatized by suddenly, you know, they've hit puberty.
They're suddenly getting male attention and some of them find that very uncomfortable.
And this uncomfortable thing sort of drives them in the direction of, oh, maybe I just don't want to be a woman at all.
And you kind of, you do the whole dramatic, you know, identifying as having no gender or being male.
And that's like a way to secede from male attention.
And maybe like really disgusting body deformations, like piercing your septum, getting a really hideous tattoo, or even just getting incredibly fat.
These are ways of sort of cutting this off.
It gets you away from that uncomfortable element of attention.
Like everyone's so afraid of receiving attention from others that feels uncomfortable at all that they do that.
So there's kind of competing theories out there.
Another one on the flip side, this is a common one with tattoos, is that if you get a tattoo, it actually does increase the attention you get, even though most men find them less attractive.
A lot of men will basically hit on women who have tattoos because they perceive that they'll be really easy, that they've shown a pattern of making bad decisions.
And maybe the next bad decision they'll make is going out with them.
So there's a lot of things that go into it.
And I do think you are correct, though, that a lot of the appeal of Sidney Sweeney is like we need to analyze this when it's the most straightforward thing in the world.
Sidney Sweeney is thin, has good symmetry, has like a generally good appearance, has no weird deformations, no weird traits added to her, and she has good natural assets, as it were.
And the fact that you even need to explain that at all is exactly why the left has lost a cultural narrative.
So to circle back to that big picture thing I wanted to bring up, the most interesting thing about this is that really for our entire lives in our youth, the left was associated with like youthful beauty and like the stereotypical right winger would maybe be like an old church mom like lecturing you about something or this like grumpy old man and now it's like the left itself is coming out and saying oh this image of like an attractive young woman selling jeans that's a right wing message a far
right message even thank you for doing our work for us i suppose guys i um i have to i'm gonna take the the body mod and then the sydney sweeney question body mod i i might get in trouble for this i might get my second media matters article for this but i think that body mod not always i think there's some people that are just creative i mean it might be kind of the tattoo instinct that they feel like it's a form of creativity i think a lot of it though is
spiritual darkness i think there is a a tendency to modify the natural to take away from god's design when there's spiritual darkness present i totally believe this this is why we run into so many of these kids on campuses with the the piercings and the green hair and and you know they're they're purposefully rebelling against natural order even in the way they dress and nothing can be considered traditional or
standard fair everything has to be different i i i personally believe that secondly i think the the sydney sweeney to answer your first question charlie why does she appeal is because she's like american coded like she even in this ad, she's driving around in an old Mustang and peeling out.
And she doesn't make it, she doesn't make excuses for her beauty.
She's kind of strong.
She's an athlete.
She's done a bunch of sports.
And she's not pandering to sort of this left-coated modern weak wokeness.
She's doing the exact opposite.
It's like a throwback to the 1980s.
It's a throwback to like the 1960s and 70s.
And everything about it is just, to Jack's point, is natural.
And she's leaning in as opposed to trying to make excuses for how beautiful she is.
Let's Joe Bob had something to say.
Look, I totally disavow this video, obviously, but I have to play it anyway.
Play cut 533.
Hey, you want to go to America Eagle?
Oh, I can't go in there because I'm flat.
You know what?
She might be right.
I don't think American Eagle accepts EBT.
Oh, that's the one.
That'll get you in trouble.
Disavow.
I obviously disavow that.
We got to ask, we'll have to ask Bobby Kennedy about that one.
Secretary Kennedy is our American Eagle.
EBT president's fitness test they were doing today.
No, but I think you look at this and Duncan.
Go ahead.
Oh, so I mean, Dunkin' Donuts as well.
You know, they were kind of Dunkin' Donuts also had, and that was a male in this case, but they basically put out an ad where he's like, I'm basically the king of summer.
And it's very clear that this is like, it's like, guys, this is the stuff that people were into for years and years and years.
You go back to the 90s, all the commercials looked like this.
Gillette, the best a man can get.
The best a man can get.
And it was that video about the dad and his son, and then like the grandfather comes in.
This is my dad, and they're passing the razor on down through the generations.
Just one of the best ads ever made.
This is what ads used to look like.
And so when you think about things like that, you think about things like last year, White Boy Summer was a huge trend that was going around.
And it's very clear that this is the way the country is moving.
And what I want to be clear is, it's not quote unquote moving far right.
It's moving back to the center where everything always was.
Yeah, guys like girls who look like Sidney Sweeney.
It's as simple as that.
Oh, we have a club.
MSNBC was talking about this.
Let's play the Duncan ad because they just mentioned it, 529.
Look, I didn't ask to be the king of summer.
It just kind of happened.
Miss Tan, genetics.
I just got my color analysis back.
Guess what?
Golden summer.
Literally.
I can't help it.
Every time I drink a Duncan Golden Hour Refresher, it's like the sun just finds me.
So sipping these refreshers makes me the king of summer.
guilty as charged The golden hour refresher.
Only a Duncan.
Was Chet Hanks on the chat?
You don't know who Chet Hanks is?
But no, I have no idea.
No, no, no.
Who is that actor?
Or figure?
Some pretty boy?
I don't know.
Gavin Casalengo.
Gavin Casalengo.
Oh, from the summer I turned pretty.
Oh, okay.
Gavin.
Yeah, that's the whole thing on Amazon.
I see it when I go watch the Cubs game.
They keep on pushing all this propaganda, trying to go watch the Cubs game.
The summer I turned pretty.
Go away.
It's all this Amazon Prime propaganda.
Okay, yeah, no, it gets another actor that mentions genes and genetics.
Anytime you're talking about the story, well, and that's why MSNBC is now complaining that there's this basically an arguable shift to, I think we have the image.
It was up earlier.
Yeah.
Sidney Sweeney's ad shows an unbridled cultural shift towards whiteness.
Like, what a dumb take from this.
I mean, it's just amazing.
And I actually saw some people on social media saying there's no actual pushback to this.
It's all just like paid influencers.
There's no actual organic.
And yet, the opposite.
There's actually support.
I'm just saying, like, people were suggesting that the whole pushback to the Sidney Sweeney ad was contrived, that it was manufactured, that there wasn't any popular support for it.
But I mean, if that's true, I mean, there has been so much coverage of this from the left.
Like, they're playing right into our hands if this is manufactured.
So it doesn't make any sense.
I think they're legitimately that deranged that they can't help themselves.
I just, I want to read some quotes from the MSNBC article about the shift towards whiteness because it really is.
It's like you just take a time capsule back to the gobbledygook they were writing eight years ago.
The backlash to the ad has been swift and fierce.
And some of it, at least, if you ask me, is fair.
The internet has been quick to condemn the advertisement as non-inclusive at best and as overtly promoting white supremacy and Nazi propaganda at worst.
These critics point to the copy and the implication of calling a white person superior because of their genes.
In the videos, Sweeney exudes a sort of vintage sexiness that caters to the male gaze.
She embodies the near-mythological girl next door, beautiful but low-maintenance femininity that dominated media in the 1990s and the early 2000s.
Together, the campaign feels regressive and not retro, offensive and not cheeky.
The advertisement and the choice of Sweeney as the sole face in it and the internet's reaction reflects an unbridled cultural shift towards whiteness, conservatism, and capitalist exploitation.
And Sweeney is both symptom and participant.
Man, this person would get an A in some incredibly stupid college class in like 2015 in 2025.
I mean, this is the college cabal is still very much active.
I don't think we should ever assume that we've fully like smited these ignoramuses, but like this is, I mean, yeah, there is a shift towards opening the culture back up and feeling free to make, you know, provocative statements and ads and comedy and all this stuff.
This is all a good thing, but these people, we have not beaten them fully.
I think everybody needs to like slow their roll and understand just how pervasive this ideology will be.
That is true.
Don't make me do it, guys.
Don't make me do it.
Don't make me do it.
Uh-oh.
Just saying, just saying we can bring it back.
We can bring it back.
Sidney Sweeney's bringing it back.
I'll never forget, Jack.
I'll never forget.
Many, many were upset at the New York Times when that was launched.
But you know what?
Guess what?
That's where the comments are.
It was MSNBC.
I mean, it made it to the New York Times.
Reed lost her mind.
New York Times lost their mind.
Everybody lost their mind.
And it's like, guys, it's summer.
It's just fun.
Just have fun.
Stop being the way you are for five seconds.
And they can't.
They just can't.
They never will.
So it's like, guys, do you want to go for sure and have fun?
That's a great way to put it.
Go stop being the way you are.
And Andrew, I do it.
You know, Andrew did have to take a lot of phone calls on that one.
Yeah.
So why are now forming a white supremacist?
Yeah, well, it's literally.
Yeah, it was, it was the original.
And now we got Sidney Sweeney out there.
So I'll hang out with Sidney Sweeney.
I'm good.
By the way, Sidney Sweeney was asked once to disavow.
I guess she was at like some family event up in Spokane, Washington.
And there were some people there wearing MAGA hats.
I don't even know what it was, some family event.
And she's like in these Instagram shots with other people of her family who happen to be wearing MAGA hats.
Again, this is like rural Washington state towards the border with Idaho.
And she wouldn't disavow.
She said, those are members of my family.
That's what they wore.
And I'm, you know, I'm not going to talk about that.
Great.
It was great.
Sidney Sweeney, we love it.
Yeah.
She's born and raised in Winger Country.
Eastern Washington is full of wingers.
I mean, that's deep red.
They want to break away from Western Washington.
Should we talk about the next one?
South Park?
What?
Was there something else this week?
Let's do it.
Is there some other news regarding anything?
Let's play Cut 394.
There we go.
Wednesday, August 6th.
You can just shut up, eBay, because you hate America and you love abortion.
On an all-new South Park.
The epic season continues.
South Park, new episode Wednesday, August 6th to 10th.
On Comedy Central, the next day on Paramount Plus.
Jack, explain this to me like I have no idea what's going on.
So hold on.
I just want to say that Blake was on vacation for the first three days of the week.
And like, so we basically didn't hear from him.
I'll let him tell you if he wants what he was doing.
But the one time Blake chimes into the chat when Charlie discovered that he was caricatured on South Park, Blake was very, very, I found it pretty early.
No, people were, I have never in my time working with you, Charlie, been so blown up with congratulatory text.
It's like everybody was like, that's amazing.
That's the coolest thing ever.
And meanwhile, the libs are like, Charlie, they're making fun of you.
You don't get it.
Anyways.
Why aren't you mad?
Yeah.
I'm mad that you're not mad.
We're supposed to be mocking you.
You can't enjoy it.
And then you made it your profile picture.
Like you just, you totally.
So you, they tried to own you and you actually owned them owning you.
And you turned it into something that's even more powerful.
And I love the reaction here because, of course, it's great.
This is the great Eric Cartman.
This is Cartman who, and this is Cartman's thing, right?
He might be mean, but he's never wrong, right?
He's always right.
And I love the catchphrase right there.
You know, you hate America and you love abortion.
It's like, he's got the holy Bible next to him and a couple bottles of water.
And I'm like, man, if you want to just distill like all of Charlie Kirk down in one sentence, it's like, yeah, America.
I love this life.
It's so good.
It was the funniest slide.
Shut up, baby, because you hate America and love abortions.
I love the little details.
We've got the two water bottles at the table.
That's very precise.
They got the dark blue t-shirt that Charlie's always wearing.
The security guy.
The PC principal is kind of like the security team, of course.
I don't know if they're looking for a situation, but if they are, they could.
And the hair, the hair, it's perfect.
No, they're missing.
They're missing one thing.
Like the lozenges, the lozenges.
Where are the those?
Those are just about as famous.
Or the hats.
Or the hats.
Why come out and never throw it out?
Yeah, but that's also always there.
No, look, they have the step and repeat, too.
They have like the close-up logo in the background.
You know what I mean?
Like the step and repeat.
It's pretty good.
They captured this.
And the hair is like spot on.
Oh, the hair is spot on.
So, Charlie, we have to give you a primer in this.
I mean, you haven't watched since you were in high school.
You said to Fox News.
So let's go ahead and play a smattering of South Park 502.
Oh, boy.
What has happened to this place?
I don't recognize it anymore.
It used to be so fun and special.
One worth living for.
The dream is dead.
Our land is gone.
This was 15 years ago.
Here it comes.
Our dream, our dream.
And they're taking it all away.
They just keep coming and calling.
Minority, keep playing these.
Guys, like as a child, everyone knows that song.
Everyone.
I did.
So I watched it during the Bush era.
So during the Bush era, it was really big, right?
And so during Bush era, it was really big.
And I mean, then I just got distracted by, you know, high school starting turning point.
But during Bush, it was like, it was must watch.
As I said, last time I really watched it was during high school.
It was like must watch TV.
Like every night they would drop, every night they would drop a new episode.
Everyone would be talking about it the next day.
By the way, this is before phones, before Twitter.
Like you had to watch it and then you came to school and talked about it, right?
It wasn't like, oh, look at this toll.
I genuinely would love to know, like, how does that feel like a show you watch, like a cartoon show you watched growing up is now it's lasted long enough to satirize you.
You are seeing yourself parodied in.
All I can say is that there's there, there are, there are numerous things that are happening this summer and have yet to happen that I can't quite comprehend and that I can't quite grasp.
Andrew knows about one that will not be public until it actually happens.
That is kind of like a larger than life moment.
Yeah, I mean, look, I can throw every cliche out there, but when I first saw it, I just laughed.
I was like, I honestly thought, because I first saw it on some Twitter account I didn't recognize, I was like, this is 100% AI.
Like, that was my first initial reaction.
Was like, come on, this is somebody that just kind of spent a bunch of money on AI.
And then I saw other accounts post it.
Then I went to the I was like, wow, this is pretty awesome.
And then the second thought I had is campus tours, me behind a table debating college kids.
We are leaving in, we are living in their feeds rent-free.
So it's a badge of honor.
And look, they're going to do their thing.
They're going to make fun of me.
It's okay, fine.
That's part of public life.
Let's not take ourselves so seriously, right?
That's a signifier of how far we've come and the impact that we're making.
And I think it's, I mean, look, their other episode on Trump the other week, I mean, people had a lot of mixed reactions or negative reactions.
And I'm just going to take it.
I'm going to take it all in stride.
I think we should keep playing clips.
Keep playing.
Can I play another one?
We good.
503.
Cartman joins Border Patrol.
It carries a 4,000-watt charge and is your best option for enforcing Border Patrol.
This is going to be so late.
The baton is non-lethal, but powerful.
Hey, we got some.
Mexicans at two o'clock.
Let's get ready, recruits.
Must be a couple dozen of them.
This is the U.S. Border Patrol.
Stop where you are.
Turn around and get back to work.
There's too many of them.
We're gonna need backup!
You're pretty good at stopping Mexicans, son.
What's your name?
Cartman.
Eric T. Cutton.
Dedicated, patriotic, tireless.
These are the men and women of the U.S. Border Patrol.
They work around the clock protecting America's prosperity.
They are the front line in making sure Mexicans stay here and work.
The Border Patrol is uncompromising, diligent, and cured.
They will defend, arrest, and most importantly, let the Mexicans know that they are way better off here in the United States.
So wait, was the joke in that episode that they were keeping them here?
That was weird.
They were keeping them here to make sure that they were.
Is that like when the Border Patrol didn't?
Is that when they didn't do their job under Biden?
I don't know.
I didn't quite understand that.
So first part I got that was under Biden.
Oh, was that this season?
I don't quite get that.
I don't think so.
It was not.
It was a previous season.
I thought I'd have South Park says it's old.
About 15 years ago, they did a similar parody, like when Glenn Beck was at the peak of his popularity.
They did like a Glenn Beck parody.
And what I remember about it is they really, like, they nailed a lot of good details on it.
Like, you know, the whiteboard Glenn would have where he would, you know, kind of tie concepts together.
They had that.
They nailed the look of the set.
So I thought I'd maybe ask Charlie, like, if they could make sure Eric uses Eric Cartman uses like one line that you like to use or has like one kind of tick of yours.
Like, what would you want them to have in it?
Probably what is probably the What is a Woman is a pretty famous one.
Or would you like a hat?
That line has been pretty, has gone pretty viral.
Or so who you voting for?
But no, look, there's so many.
I would have to think about it.
One of the ones that went super viral is liberals are all rage and no wisdom.
And so, but I look forward to just kind of all the little small details.
And honestly, with like the security behind me, it's just, it goes to show, though, and I mean, it's needless to say that what we have done has really has permeated the culture.
I think more so than we even realize at times, right?
As the actual, I mean, we know it's big.
We know it's broad.
We know it's impactful, but this is a whole lot of people.
I'm joining you in that, Charlie.
You can just sit there and just not say anything if you want.
But I mean, I have been blown away personally because I've walked with you in public places and I have taken you to a couple places where I thought would be, you'd be protected and kind of nondescript or whatever.
And it's like selfie after selfie after selfie after selfie.
And I mean, you could be in midtown Manhattan and you're getting stopped all the time for selfies, like people that love you.
Negative and positive, might I add, in mid in midtown Manhattan.
I'm sure.
But I'm telling you, I've taken you to very blue Places and you get stopped a lot and a lot by young, young people, like specifically in that like 15 to 25 age age range, sometimes younger, even.
But those are the ones that will stop you.
And for me, it's constantly a reminder: like, whoa.
Because I've worked with you for so long.
I remember one of my first times working with Charlie, we were at the airport.
We were, you know, I forget which airport, but it was, you know, a big airport.
And there was one kid that stopped Charlie and gave him a fist bump.
One kid.
So the whole time we were walking, there was one kid, stopped you, didn't say anything, gave you a fist bump.
And I looked at Charlie.
I was like, oh, wow, somebody knows you.
This is pretty cool.
And to go from there to where we're at, where I literally can't take you anywhere anymore, is nuts.
My personal favorite.
Blake, we'll play 54.
Blake, yeah, chime in.
Blake.
Yeah, my personal favorite is when you were headed back from the UK.
We're in airport security at Heathrow Airport.
And there's these like British high school aged kids.
And one of them, I hear him start talking, you, yeah, I thought that's Charlie Cook over there.
All dude, it's Troller Cook.
And I was like, oh man, this has gone global.
I have one of those stories too, actually.
And we'll play the clip after this.
When we were at the RNC, all these like French girls, they were must have been like 18, 19 years old.
There was a whole like crew of them.
And they were at the RNC doing some sort of like, you know, cultural exchange.
And they, all they wanted to do was take a picture with Charlie.
And we, and I remember, Charlie, you were up on stage doing, we were doing our live, uh, our live stream.
And I think you had Byron Donalds and Vivek Ramaswamy on stage with you at the RNC.
And, you know, Byron gets off, and I'm like, hey, do you want to selfie with Byron?
They're like, no, it's okay.
And then Vivek gets off stage.
And I was like, do you want to selfie with Vivek?
They're like, no, that's okay.
I was like, just Charlie?
Like, just Charlie.
And I go, why Charlie?
And they're like, he's red pilling all the French kids.
And I was like, uh-oh.
Listen, it's like, look at Western world sweet and thank and thank you for the good words.
But it would not be possible without, of course, the Turning Point USA chapter and all the field work, but then also the editing team and the filmers from VI, right, Brian and Terrell.
That's tough work.
It is literally a team that makes it happen.
And so we could go around and compliment each other endlessly, which is necessary.
But I have the easy part.
I get to sit there and I get to just yammer on always and ask questions out of a bunch of kids.
But honestly, the team has no place.
It's not fake.
I know.
That's been your job.
I know.
It's from the prep from Blake and from Andrew.
Everyone plays a huge role.
So let's play 513.
Thank you guys for saying that.
It is otherworldly because, you know, the campus stuff always had a little bit of resonance and virality, but it went from like a pocket conservative niche thing.
Like, okay, got a couple million views to now a household, not just name, but the South Park thing, which is what's so interesting, a household concept.
Meaning like, oh, Charlie at a table debating a kid.
It's like that visual has like set in similar to like who wants to be a millionaire, right?
Like it's like very, or like Jeopardy or Wheel of Fortune, right?
It's something that when you show it, people like, oh, yeah, I know what that is.
I've seen it.
And what's so important with no major corporate backing.
That's what's so crazy.
Totally grassroots, right?
Not like it was like some major Fortune 100 company that came in.
It was like, oh, let's go make you a celebrity and let's go spend $100 million.
Nope.
Had to go raise it.
And it's been pretty amazing.
Let's play Kai 513.
So just so I'm clear, guys, so Cartman is playing me.
Is that right?
So this Cartman character seems to get involved in a lot of different things, it seems.
So let's play 513.
Minding our own business and she keeps saying she's Eric Cartman.
Okay.
And what's wrong with that?
What's wrong is it doesn't make any sense.
Okay, I see.
There's a diverse female where Cartman used to be and you don't like that.
It's not that we don't like it.
It's don't you think that's weird?
I don't see a problem with it at all.
And if you boys don't think Eric can be a black woman, then maybe the problem is you.
What?
You think it's perfectly normal that Cartman is suddenly a black woman?
You probably don't like that Indian Jones got replaced by a female either, huh?
So good.
All right, one more.
One more.
Can we do the new Muslim student?
504.
Let's do it.
All right, students, let's take our seats.
Everyone, try to be nice because we have a new student joining us today.
And I know you all make him feel welcome.
Say hello to Bahir Hassan Abdul Hakeem.
Hello.
Welcome to our class, Bahir.
Thank you.
Dude, do not kid.
Why don't you take a seat in Kyle's empty desk for now?
Okay.
Okay.
Hoo hoo hoo hoo.
New.
Eric, what the hell is wrong with you?
What's wrong?
Has he been checked for bombs?
Eric, that's him.
Not all Muslim people are terrorists.
No, but most of them are.
And all it takes is most of them.
All it takes is most of them.
It takes them.
Right?
I mean, Charlie, you've been in the middle of the day.
There's a takeover of the West.
This is the greatest thing I've ever seen.
Now it all starts to make sense why everyone's congratulating me.
It's all coming into focus, the whole thing.
Because again, I've been a decade since I've watched the program.
We have to wrap here, but is there one more that we would highly recommend here?
Let's see.
I'm told that 520 is good.
528, right?
Where is she?
We can't wait.
God, this is going to be so yummy.
Stan, you said your mom is being in Kentucky Fried Chicken Home for dinner.
Now, is she or isn't she?
Hi, boys.
Mom, she's here.
She's got Carno.
How about Shelby?
All right, Tati Crazy.
Not so fast.
You boys can help bring in the other groceries in the car.
Then have your chicken.
Ah!
But mom, we've been waiting for hours.
It won't take a minute.
Come on, guys.
If we all have that, we can do it super fast all right let's go oh my god that smells good okay this is everything mom all right let's eat colonel oh boy cartman You ate the skin off of every piece of chicken!
Well, I saved you out of the chicken pot.
The skin's the best part.
Well, I gotta go home, guys.
I'm gonna sit on the toilet and read comic books.
See you at the bus, Dr. Map.
I don't quite get that one.
Let's play 528.
We'll wrap with 528.
Hey, what's going on?
Is your girlfriend home?
Uh, she's sort of busy right now, Miss Swanson.
Just want to tell her no hard feelings about me winning the strong woman competition.
Yeah, you already told her that at the competition.
You got a problem with me?
Cause it's starting to seem like you have a problem with me.
What's going on?
Oh, hi, Heather.
I was just stopping by to make sure you're not too beat up.
Oh, that's really cool.
I'm sorry, but I have all the kids right now.
Well, where are the little kiddos?
I'd love to meet them.
Hey, kids!
Well, there's a lot of you.
Your mom must be a strong woman to take care of all of you.
Of course, I have the strong woman trophy, though.
Just kidding, right?
Look, why don't you just get out of here?
Sounds like someone here is a transphobe.
Don't you dare.
I'm trans people's biggest supporter.
What I think you are is a terrible sport.
Transphob, you better knock it off.
Just don't.
You're gonna upset the PC babies.
And if you dare call me a transphobe again, I'm gonna- You're gonna what?
Beat me up?
You're gonna beat me up, transpobe?
Yeah, I didn't think so.
See you later, kids.
Come on over and see ol'Auntie Heather if you wanna see what a real strong woman is like.
*Mario plays*
And with that, we say keep committing thought crimes.
Next week will not be boring.
Make sure you guys tune in.
God bless.
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