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Aug. 2, 2025 - Human Events Daily - Jack Posobiec
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THOUGHTCRIME Ep. 93 — Charlie On South Park? Sydney Sweeney's Great Jeans?

You know what this week is going to be about! Charlie, Jack, Andrew, and Blake get hyped for a Charlie parody that will apparently be in next week's South Park episode. Plus, they react to the left's comically over-the-top meltdown that a blue jeans advertisement featured Sydney Sweeney instead of obese purple-haired lesbians. Support the show

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From the Age of Big Brother.
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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome aboard to another edition of Thought Crime Thursday.
Happy Thought Crime Thursday.
Jack Posobik here.
Charlie Kirk will be joining us in a second.
A lot of thought crimes this week, especially some which involve Charlie Kirk directly.
Actually, that's pretty.etty much every week but riding side saddle of course we've got the great blake and also producer andrew what's up guys howdy jack what's going on jack once i think we're all going to be remote this is uh this is a rare occurrence for us blake is in an undisclosed location in a bunker somewhere yeah even worse it's a bunker in washington dc i don't i don't recommend it swamp creature that means you and jack are actually relatively close by to one another yeah So yeah,
we talked about actually seeing if we could get the logistics to work to be together, but it just didn't, I didn't realize he was in town and I'd like family stuff going on, so it didn't work.
but one day one day we'll all be here together but the the big story right the big story that i think of the week that we've all got to get into and it's it's just it's ubiquitous it's everywhere everyone's talking about it i'd like to say that we sort of you know called this shot a full year ago here on thought crime it's Sydney Sweeney.
It is this Sydney Sweeney ad that has completely taken over the universe.
People are calling it out as Nazi propaganda.
Sydney Sweeney has good genes.
Of course, she's playing, you know, paying homage, I guess you could say to a Brooke Shields ad from 1980 and where there's a very similar monologue and they're using a pun, of course, jeans and jeans with the J and the G. And the left is in, I have to say, they're just in complete meltdown mode over this.
They are completely losing their minds.
And again, by the way, this is just a commercial, right?
It is a commercial.
And I love this because, and Blake, I wanna throw it to you because Oh, it's just a commercial, right?
And I would argue, I guess, that these things aren't just commercial.
These are ubiquitous mass media campaigns that are launched with multi-million dollars.
I wouldn't be surprised if this was a billion dollar campaign behind Sydney Sweeney because it's everywhere.
There are people taking pictures in malls all over the place of this.
And it's not just a commercial.
It is, in fact, a huge tell for where we are as a society.
But Blake, what's your take on that?
Yeah, well, I think first of all, we should probably show the ad in case people haven't seen it.
So yeah, there was the image ad where she has great jeans.
But how about I think it's also a video clip.
Let's show Cut 430.
I'm not here to tell you to buy American Eagle jeans.
And I definitely won't say that they're the most comfortable jeans I've ever worn.
Or that they make your butt look amazing.
Why would I need to do that?
But if you said that you want to buy the jeans, I'm not going to stop you.
But just so we're clear, this is not me telling you to buy American Eagle jeans.
Sydney Sweeney has very keen.
You see what I did there, right?
Those are pretty tame, but then there's 524.
And I think 524 is the one that's really, really pushing the envelope with a lot of these types.
Jeans are passed down from parents to offspring, often determining traits like hair color, personality, and even eye color.
My jeans are blue.
Sidney Sweeney, Casper Keynes.
Oh no, denounce.
Horrible.
They made a pun.
Terrible.
They made a pun.
How dare you?
Disavow.
Disavow.
Complete disavow.
That's obviously eugenics and Nazi propaganda.
And she happens to be white, Jack.
I think that's the real, you know, thing we really need to zero in on.
It's a crime in modern America.
My jeans are blue.
by the way i think we have charlie do we have charlie joining us i am here yes guys sorry for the delay complicated business charlie do you have good jeans i was uh i was shop i was actually jeans shopping that's why i was that was not planned folks i was uh i was uh trying on on some new jeans Which brand were they, Charlie?
Did the most important or?
They were Lululemon.
And I'm considering an American Eagle purchase.
Just in Salad, we had a hilarious call on our show.
Hilarious.
And we're going to air it.
There's a woman, sweet old woman.
She's like reading a prepared script and she's a member of ours.
It's one of the greatest clips ever.
And she's like, Charlie, I'm a member.
I'm a child of God.
I pray for you all the time.
Everything, you know, you do such a wonderful job.
I want you to let you know that that ad, the reaction was so insulting.
I have blonde hair and blue eyes and I have good jeans.
I bought American Eagle jeans just as a protest.
I'm like, I like, I love.
No, it was so good.
I got to get the clip.
It was the radicalization just from the reaction of this advertisement has been amazing to witness.
Every time that a leftist screams about Sidney Sweeney being some sort of like, or the ad being some eugenicist ad or Nazi propaganda, I think like a thousand more young men register Republican.
I think it's a one-to-one ratio.
Every time a bell rings, an angel gets its wing.
No, a young Republican is born.
It's amazing.
This is like the best marketing that the Republican Party could ever hope for.
Just please keep making these insane videos.
Think about how many...
One of my favorites...
One of my favorites, I'll let Jack chime in, is some of these Subaru women on social media.
They're like, what do young men see in Sidney Sweeney anyway?
I'm like, yeah, you really don't understand me in nature, obviously.
Literally, if they don't understand, they should see our streaming numbers shoot up every time we play the ad.
Does she even have a graduate degree?
It's definitely...
definitely her personality.
Jack, your thoughts?
Well, so let's look at where we were in advertising a year ago or even two years ago when we had the likes of Dylan Mulvaney being a corporate, the face of a corporate brand.
We had the likes of the plus-size models.
Remember the plus-size models were feededed upon us in Times Square and in marketing campaigns all across.
The German Shepherd?
I'm sorry.
No, no.
I'm sorry.
You got to go back.
Hold on.
Hold on.
You got to tell me.
No, no, no.
No, no, no, no.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Time out.
Go back to the picture you showed before.
Did they do an American eagle just to troll?
Not that one.
Did they?
I'm sorry, Jack, to interrupt.
The one way she's holding the dog.
Is she really holding a German Shepherd in one of the advertisements?
Oh, my God.
It's just a dog.
How has this been lost on all the critics?
I think it's hilarious.
It's just a dog.
I think it's great.
People say the German Shepherds are the most trainable dogs.
That's why they use them in the military, law enforcement.
I'm sorry, Jack.
I interrupted.
I'm sorry.
Of all the picture of all the dogs they could have selected.
a puppy.
Why isn't it a pitbull?
Well, that's a whole other thought crime.
Jack, I interrupted you.
Keep going.
You're fine.
And it's, it, so, and yeah, we've got a bunch of videos reacting to this, but think of the billions and billions of dollars that were spent on these mass marketing campaigns to try to tell us that the 2019 American Eagle model was as, I'm just going to say it, it was as attractive as the 2025.
It's, it's clear.
I mean, I don't know.
Maybe some people are into that.
I'm not really that much of a badoncadant guy myself.
I'm sure that I'm sure that they're out there.
I've certainly met guys like that when I was in the military, but, you know, I'll go for the 2025.
I'll.
all day long.
And I'm sorry, like you want young men to not be attracted to Sydney Sweeney's.
Like you could spend all the money in the world Elon Musk could come up with the greatest AI input all of the knowledge of the entire world and it will not be able to come up with a computation that will make young men not be attracted to Sydney Sweeney I'm sorry I'm sorry just reality is reality it's as simple as that folks I think like the Let's play some of the reaction here.
Oh, well, Blake, big picture thing, then let's play some of the reaction.
Go ahead.
We'll do that.
We'll do that after the reaction.
Let's do the reaction first.
How about let's start with, I think the funniest one is let's do 501.
Let's do that.
Roe v Wade, not enough?
Because I'm starting to think we're one Sydney Sweeney campaign away from them taking our right to vote too.
We must start protesting, ladies.
She can't keep getting away with it.
She's got to be trolling.
I think that one's a troll.
I think that one is like kind of a, you know, a little bit.
I don't think it's affected.
Okay, but yeah, that one's too affected.
Yeah.
Good morning, America was probably not trolling us.
So how about let's do 425.
Yeah.
That's right.
We begin with the backlash of our new ad campaign featuring actress Sydney Sweeney.
Yeah, the ads are for American Eagle and the tagline is Sydney Sweeney has great genes.
Now in one ad, the blond hair blue eyed actress talks about genes as in DNA being passed down from her parents.
The play on words is being compared to Nazi propaganda with racial undertones.
The pun good genes activates troubling historical associations for this country.
The American Eugenics Movement in its prime between like 1900 and 1940, weaponized the idea of good genes just to justify white supremacism.
Despite that backlash, American Eagle stock has been soaring.
Imagine that.
Who wants to react?
So, guys, I'm confused.
I'm a little confused.
Can someone, Charlie, you're on campus all the time.
You know, you know, you interact with these professors as well as the kids.
I was told that race was a social construct along with gender.
So if race is a social construct, then how can what she say be racist?
Because she's just talking about biology.
But if race is a social construct, then how can that be racist?
I don't understand.
Well, you're not allowed to ask those questions, right?
You're not allowed to talk about genetics, even though some of the most popular, most touted companies the last couple of years was 23andMe and Ancestry.com.
But you're not allowed to talk about genetics.
Let's go to another – Yeah, I mean, when we talk about race and all this, I mean, we are living in a world where black is beautiful.
And, you know, where, I mean, all the races, at least black, I mean, but I think basically most of the races, except for white, have a free license to sort of talk about how great they are.
I mean, I don't understand what the, if we're going to be consistent here, then we should be able to do that.
That's all I'm saying.
It's, you know, everything, everything should be fair game.
But anyways, go ahead, Charlie.
I don't mean to interrupt you.
No, it's fine.
I mean, you just think of all this stuff.
I mean, it's support black businesses, black lives matter, black history month.
And there is one single lady.
There's one lady who is in a.
advertisement for jeans and everyone loses their mind and they immediately call it Nazi propaganda.
Let's continue with cut for 27.
Should we be surprised that a company whose name is literally American Eagle is making fascist propaganda like this?
Probably not, but it's still really shocking.
Like a blonde-haired, blue-eyed, white woman is talking about her good jeans.
Like that is Nazi propaganda.
Did she have a septum piercing?
We all have septum piercing.
I don't know why.
Can we have a conversation about that as a side note?
What is with the, I have a whole theory as to why young men find Sydney Sweeney attractive outside of the obvious.
One of it is that there's no disfiguration.
There's no work.
There's no tattoos.
I mean, you look at the difference there.
What is the nose piercing appeal?
Who are you drawing into your life?
What kind of energy are you sending out?
And I'm sure some of them are good people.
But.
I've never never got it.
I just would like to be able to order coffee somewhere that, you know, I don't have to see a septum piercing everywhere.
I mean, I guess I can understand if it's somewhere.
It's true.
It's like a lot of brilliance.
Just everywhere.
It's just everywhere.
You know, the, you know, tattoos all over the place and septum piercings all over the place.
And you see this with like teachers now in, in grade schools.
You see this in, uh, children's TV.
I see it because, you know, I watch like kids media.
I'm sure this ain't Boat and Andrew because, you know, we have little kids.
And, and, and I'm an expert in it.
I never remember anyone in kids media looking like that before but you know just to go back to Sydney Sweeney I think Charlie what you're saying is it's because you know the the qualities that she has are just naturals she's got great naturals I think it's really the naturals that these young men are so attracted to her her wonderful naturals Blake Okay.
So first of all, I like on the septum piercing thing, there's kind of two theories you'll see.
One is kind of, there is this element where sometimes.
Sometimes it's a psychological theory that women will like egg on each other, supposedly in a like a you-go girl sort of way.
They'll egg each other on to doing things that make you less competitive, like in the basically in the dating market in competing for the attention of men.
So you'll be like, does this septum piercing make me look good?
And you're like, yeah, it makes you look great, sister.
And like even subconsciously, they realize it doesn't do that, but that's a good thing because you want.
you want the competition to be sabotaged.
That's one theory.
Another theory, frankly, you could kind of relate it to, you know, the social contagion with.
transgenderism, where women are, you know, young women, this is a theory in that Abigail Schreier book, where women who are in their teens and they're sort of traumatized by suddenly, you know, they've hit puberty, they're suddenly getting male attention.
And some of them find that very uncomfortable.
And this uncomfortable thing sort of drives them in the direction of, well, maybe I just don't want to be a woman at all.
And you kind of, you do the whole dramatic.
you know, identifying as having no gender or being male.
And that's like a way to secede from male attention and maybe like really disgusting body deformations like piercing your septum, getting a really hideous tattoo, or even just getting incredibly fat.
These are ways of sort of cutting this off.
It gets you away from that uncomfortable element of attention.
Like everyone's so afraid of receiving attention from others that feels uncomfortable at all that they do that.
So there's kind of competing theories out there.
Another one on the flip side, this is a common one with tattoos, is that if you get a tattoo, it actually does increase the attention you get, even though most men find them less attractive.
A lot of men will basically hit on women who have tattoos because they perceive that they'll be really easy, that they'll, they've shown a pattern of making bad decisions and maybe the next bad decision they'll make is going out with them.
So there's a lot of things that go into it.
And I do think you are correct though, that a lot of the appeal of Sydney Sweeney is like, we need to analyze this when it's the most straightforward thing in the world.
Sydney Sweeney is thin.
has good symmetry, has like a generally good appearance, has no weird deformations, no weird traits added to her, and she has good natural assets, as it were.
And it like the fact that you even need to explain that at all is exactly why the left has lost a cultural narrative.
So to circle back to that big picture thing I wanted to bring up.
The most interesting thing about this is that really for our entire lives and our youth, the left was associated with like youthful beauty and like the stereotypical right winger would maybe be like an old church mom like lecturing you about something or this like grumpy old man.
And now it's like the left itself is coming out and saying, oh, this image of like an attractive young woman selling jeans, that's a right wing message, a far right message even.
Thank you for doing our work for us, I suppose, guys.
I have to, I'm going to take the, the.
The body mod and then the Sydney Sweeney question.
Body mod, I might get in trouble for this.
I might get my second media matters article for this, but I think that body mod, not always.
I think there's some people that are just creative.
I mean, it might be kind of the tattoo instinct that they feel like it's a form of creativity.
I think a lot of it though is spiritual darkness.
I think there is a tendency to modify the natural, to take away from God's design when there's spiritual darkness present.
I totally believe this.
This is why we run into so many of these kids on campuses with the piercings and the green hair and and you know they're they're purposely rebelling against natural order even in the way they dress and nothing can be considered traditional or standard fair everything has to be different i i personally believe that secondly i think the the Sydney Sweeney to answer your first question,
Charlie, why does she appeal is because she's like American coded like she even in this ad she's driving around in an old Mustang and peeling out and she doesn't make it she doesn't make excuses for her beauty she's kind of strong she's an athlete she's done a bunch of sports and she's not pandering to sort of this left-coded modern weak wokeness.
She's doing the exact opposite.
It's like a throwback to the 1980s.
It's a throwback to like the 1960s and 70s.
And everything about it, about it, is just, to Jack's point, is natural.
And it's, she's leaning in as opposed to trying to make excuses for how beautiful she is.
Let's, uh, Joe Bob had something to say.
Look, I totally disavowed this video, obviously, but I have to play it anyway.
Play cut 533.
Hey, you want to go to America Eagle?
Oh, I can't go in there because I'm flat.
You know what?
She might be right.
I don't think American Eagle accepts EBT.
Oh, that's the one that'll get me in trouble.
Disavow.
I obviously disavow that.
We'll have to ask Bobby Kennedy about that one.
Secretary Kennedy is our American Eagle EBT secretary.
The president's fitness test they were doing today.
No, but I think you look at this and Duncan.
Go ahead.
Oh, so I mean, Duncan Donuts as well, you know, they were kind of, Duncan Donuts also had, and that was a male in this case, but they basically put out an ad where he's like i'm basically the king of summer and it's very clear that this is like it's like guys this is the stuff that people were into for years and years and years you go back to the 90s 10 years ago commercials looked like this gillette the best a men can get the best a man can get for the great awoke it was that video about the dad and his son and
then like the grandfather comes in this is my dad and they're passing the razor on down through the generations just one of the best ads ever made this is what ads used to look like and so when you think about things like that you think about things like like last year white boy summer was a huge trend that was going around and it's very clear that this is the way the country is moving.
And what I want to be clear is it's not quote unquote moving far right.
It's moving back to the center where everything always was.
Yeah, guys like girls who look like Sydney Sweeney.
It's as simple as that.
We have a clip MSNBC was talking about this.
Let's, well, let's play the Dunkin' ad because they just mentioned it, 529.
Look, I didn't ask to be the king of summer.
It just kind of happened.
Miss Tan, genetics.
I just got my color analysis back.
Guess what?
Golden summer, literally.
Every time I drink a Dunkin' Golden Hour Refresher, it's like the sun just finds me.
so if sipping these refreshers makes me the king of summer, guilty as charged.
The Golden Hour Refresher.
Only a Duncan.
Was Chet Hanks on the show?
I don't know who that is.
You don't know who Chet Hanks is?
No, I have no idea.
No, no, no.
Who is that actor?
Or figure?
Some pretty boy?
I don't know.
Gad.
Gavin Casalango.
Gavin Casalango.
Oh, from the summer I turned pretty.
Oh, okay.
Gavin, yeah, that's the whole thing on Amazon.
I see it when I go watch the Cubs game.
They keep on pushing all this propaganda, trying to go watch the Cubs game.
The summer I turned pretty.
Go away.
It's all this Amazon prime propaganda.
Okay.
Yeah, no, it's another actor that mentions genes and genetics.
Anytime.
When's it in the summer?
Well, and that's why MSNBC is now complaining that there's this basically an arguable shift to I think we have the image it was up earlier yeah Sydney Sweeney's ad shows an unbridled cultural shift towards whiteness like what a dumb take from this that I mean it's just amazing and I actually saw some people on social media saying there's no actual pushback to this it's all just like paid influencers
there's no no actual organic and but and yet There's the opposite.
There's actually support.
I'm just saying like people were suggesting that the whole pushback to the Sydney Sweeney ad was contrived, that it was manufactured, that there wasn't any popular support for it.
But I mean, if that's true, I mean, there has been so much coverage of this from the left.
Like they're playing right into our hands if this is manufactured.
So it doesn't make any sense.
think they're legitimately that deranged that they can't help themselves.
I just, I want to read some quotes from the MSNBC article about the shift towards whiteness because it really is, it's like a...
The backlash to the ad has been swift and fierce.
And some of it, at least if you ask me, is fair.
The internet has been quick to condemn the advertisement as non-inclusive at best and as overtly promoting white supremacy and Nazi propaganda at worst.
These critics point to the copy and the implication of calling a white person superior because of their genes.
In the videos, Sweeney exudes a sort of vintage sexiness that caters to the male gaze.
She embodies the near mythological girl next door, beautiful but low maintenance femininity that dominated media in the 1990s and the early 2000s.
Together, the campaign feels regressive and not retro, offensive and not cheeky.
The advertisement and the choice of Sweeney as the sole face in it and the internet's reaction reflects an unbridled cultural shift towards whiteness, conservatism, and capitalist exploitation.
And Sweeney is both symptom and participant.
Man, this person would get an A in some incredibly stupid college class in like 2015.
2025.
I mean, the college cabal is still very much active.
I don't think we should ever assume that we've fully smited these ignoramuses.
But this is, I mean, yeah, there is a shift towards opening the culture back up and feeling free to make provocative statements and ads and comedy and all this stuff.
This is all a good thing.
But these people, we have not beaten them fully.
I think everybody needs to slow their roll and understand just how pervasive this ideology will be.
is true.
Don't make me do it, guys.
Don't make me do it.
Don't make me do it.
Uh-oh.
It's not a game.
Uh-oh.
Just saying, just saying, we can bring it back.
We can bring it back.
Sydney Sweden's bringing it back i'll never forget jack i'll never forget many many were upset at the new york times when when that was launched but you know what guess what that's where the cut was msnbc i mean it made it to the new york times lost her mind new york times lost their mind everybody lost their mind and it's like guys it's summer it's just fun Just have fun.
Stop being the way you are for five seconds.
And they can't.
They just can't.
They never will.
So it's like, guys, do you want to go on a tour and have fun?
It's a great way to put it.
Go.
Stop being the way you are.
Go hang out with Sidney Sweeney or, you know, and Andrew, I do, you know, Andrew did have to take a lot of phone calls on that one.
Yeah.
So why are you platforming a white supremacist?
Yeah, well.
It's literally.
He's not.
Yeah, it was the original.
And now we got Sidney Sweeney out there.
So I'll hang out with Sidney Sweeney.
I'm good.
By the way, Sidney Sweeney was asked once to disavow.
I guess she was at like some family event up in Spokane, Washington.
and there were some people there wearing maga hats her whole family's on i don't even know what it was some family event and she's like in these instagram shots with you know other people of her family who happen to be wearing MAGA hats.
Again, this is like rural Washington state towards the border with Idaho.
And she wouldn't disavow.
She said, those are members of my family.
That's what they wore.
And I'm not going to talk about that.
Great.
It was great.
Sydney, Sydney, we love you.
Yeah.
She's born and raised in winger country.
Eastern Washington is full of wingers.
I mean, that's deep red.
They want to break away from Western Washington.
Should we talk about the next one, South Park?
Was there, what, was there something else this week?
Was there some other news?
Regarding any of the other things.
Let's play Cup 394.
There we go.
Wednesday, August 6.
You can just shut up, baby, because you hate America and you love abortion.
On an all-new South Park.
The epic season continues.
South Park.
New episode Wednesday, August 6 to 10 on Comedy Central and next day on Paramount Plus.
Jack, explain this to me like I have no idea what it's going on.
So hold on.
I just want to say that Blake was on vacation for the first three days of the week.
And like, so we basically didn't hear from him.
I'll let him tell you if he wants what he was doing.
But.
But the one time, Blake chimes into the chat when Charlie discovered that he was caricatured on South Park.
Blake was very good.
I found it pretty early.
No, it people were, I have never in my time working with you, Charlie, been so blown up with congratulatory text.
It's like everybody was like, that's amazing.
That's the coolest thing ever.
And meanwhile, the libs are like, Charlie, they're making fun of you.
You don't get it.
Anyways, why aren't you mad?
Yeah.
I'm mad that you're not mad.
We're supposed to be mocking you.
We can't enjoy it.
And then you made it your profile picture.
Like you just, you totally, so you, they tried to own you and you actually owned them owning you and you turned it into something that's even more powerful.
And I, I, I, I love the reaction here because of course it's great.
This is the great Eric Cartman.
This is Cartman who, and this is, this is Cartman's thing, right?
He might be mean.
but he's never wrong, right?
He's always right.
And, and I love the catchphrase right there, you know, you hate America and you love abortion.
It's like he's got the Holy Bible next to him and some couple bottles of water.
I'm like, man, if you want to just distill like all of charlie kirk down in one sentence you hate america i love it so good it was the funniest slide shut up baby because you hate america love abortions it was i love the little details like we've got we've got the two water bottles at the table like that's very precise they got they got the dark blue t-shirt that charlie's always wearing the security guy pc principal's kind of like the security team of course um I don't know if
they're like looking for a rehabilitation, but if they are, like they could.
And the hair.
The hair.
It's perfect.
No, they're missing one thing, Blake, the lozenges, the lozenges, where are the lozenges?
Those, those are just not as famous.
Or the hats.
The hats.
Or the hats.
Why come out?
Yeah, but that's not always there.
No, look, they have the step and repeat too.
They have like the close-up logo in the background.
You know what I mean?
Like the step and repeat.
It's pretty good.
They captured it.
and the hair is like spot on oh the hair is spot on So Charlie, we have to give you a primer in this.
I mean, you haven't watched since you were in high school.
You said to Fox News.
So let's go ahead and play a smattering of South Park 502.
Oh boy.
What has happened to this place?
I don't recognize it anymore It used to be so fun and special What is life worth living for?
The dream is dead, our land is gone There's a world that's almost gone And I can't go on There are too many minorities, minorities At my water park, our water park This was our land, our dream, our dream And they're taking it all away They just keep coming and
coming I did.
So I watched it during the Bush era.
So during the Bush era, it was really big.
Right.
And so during Bush era, it was really big.
And I mean, then I just got distracted by, you know, high school starting turning point.
But during Bush, it was like, it was much watched.
As I said, last time I really watched it it was during high school.
It was like must watch TV.
Like every night they would drop, every night they would drop a new episode.
Everyone would be talking about it the next day.
By the way, this is before phones, before Twitter.
Like you had to watch it and then you came to school and talked about it, right?
It wasn't like, oh, look cool.
I genuinely would love to know, like, how does that feel?
Like a show you watch, like a cartoon show you watched growing up is now, it's lasted long enough to satirize you.
You are seeing yourself parodied in.
All I can say is that there's, there are numerous things that are happening this summer and have yet to happen that I can't quite comprehend and that I can't quite grasp.
Andrew knows about one that will not be public until it actually happens that is kind of like a larger than life moment yeah i mean look i can throw every cliche out there but it when i first saw it i just laughed i was like there i i honestly thought because i first saw it on some twitter account i didn't recognize i was like this is a hundred percent ai Like that was my first initial reaction.
It was like, come on, this is somebody that just kind of spent a bunch of money on AI.
And then I saw other accounts post it.
Then I went to the room.
I was like, wow, this is pretty awesome.
And then the second thought I had is campus tours, me behind a table debating college kids.
We are leaving in, we are living in their feeds rent free.
So it's a badge of honor.
And look, they're going to do their thing.
They're going to make fun of me.
It's okay.
Fine.
That's part of public life.
Let's not take ourselves so seriously, right?
That's a signifier of how far we've come and the impact that we're making.
And I think it's, I mean, look, their other episode on Trump the other week, I mean, people had a lot of mixed reactions or negative reactions.
And I'm just going to take it all in stride.
I think we should keep playing clips.
Keep playing clips.
Can I play another one?
We good.
503.
Cartman joins Border Patrol.
It carries a 4,000 watt charge and is your best option for enforcement.
and barter patrol lot.
This is gonna be so f***ing sweet.
Hey, we got some!
Mexicans at 2 o'clock!
Let's get ready, recruits!
Must be a couple dozen of them!
This is the U.S. Border Patrol.
Stop where you are.
Turn around and get back to work.
There's too many of them!
We're gonna pretty good at stopping Mexicans, son.
What's your name?
Cartman.
Eric T. Cartman.
Dedicated, patriotic, tireless.
These are the men and women of the US Border Patrol.
They work around the clock protecting America's prosperity.
They are the front line in making sure Mexicans stay here and work.
The Border Patrol is uncompromising, diligent, and cute.
They will defend, arrest, and most importantly, let the Mexicans know that they are way better off here in the United States.
So wait, was the joke in that episode that I don't like?
quite know that's weird they were keeping them here to make it like when the border patrol didn't is that when they didn't do their job under biden i don't know i didn't quite understand that so first part i got that was under biden oh was that this season i don't i don't quite get that i don't think so it was not uh it was a previous season my a thought i've had like they did About 15 years ago, they did a similar parody.
Like when Glenn Beck was at the peak of his popularity, they did like a Glenn Beck parody.
And what I remember about it is they really, like they nailed a lot of good details on it.
Like, you know, the whiteboard Glenn would have where he would, you know, kind of tie concepts together.
They had that.
They nailed the look of the set.
So I thought I'd maybe ask Charlie, like if they could make sure Eric Hartman uses like one line that you like to use or has like one kind of tick of your, like what would you want them to have in it?
Probably what is a woman is a pretty famous one.
Or would you like a hat?
That line has been pretty, has gone pretty viral.
Or so who you voting for?
But no, look, there's there's there's so many i would have to think about it um one of the ones that went super viral is uh liberals are all rage and no wisdom.
And so, but I look forward to just kind of all the little small details.
And honestly, with like the security behind me, it's just, it goes to show though.
And I mean, it's needless to say that what we have done has really, has permeated the culture, I think more so than we even realize at times, right?
As the actual, I mean, we know it's big, we know it's broad, we know it's impactful.
But I will join you in that, Charlie.
I have, you can just sit there and just not say anything if you want.
But I mean, I have been blown away personally because I've walked with you in public places and I'll be and I have taken you to a couple of places where I thought you would be protected and kind of nondescript or whatever.
And it's like selfie after selfie after selfie after selfie.
And I mean, you could be in Midtown Manhattan and you're getting stopped all the time for selfies, like people that love you.
Negative and positive, might I add in Midtown Manhattan.
I'm sure.
But I'm telling you, I've taken you to very blue places and you get stopped a lot and a lot by young, young people, like specifically in that like 15 to 25 age range, sometimes younger even.
But those are the ones that will stop you.
And for me, it's constantly a reminder like, whoa, I am because I've worked with you for so long.
I remember one of my first times working with Charlie, we were at the airport.
We were, you know, I forget which airport, but it was, you know, a big airport.
And there was one kid that stopped Charlie and gave him a fist bump.
One kid.
So the whole time we were walking, there was one kid stopped you, didn't say anything, gave you a fist bump.
And I looked at Charlie.
I was like, whoa, whoa, somebody knows you.
This is pretty cool.
And to go from there to where we're at where I literally can't take you anywhere anymore is nuts.
My personal favorite, we'll play five or two.
Blake, yeah, try me in.
Blake.
Yeah, my personal favorite is when you were headed back from the UK.
We're in airport security at Heathrow Airport.
And there's these like British high school aged kids.
And one of them, I hear him start talking.
He's like, yeah, yeah, I think that's Charlotte Cook over there.
I think it's Charlotte Cook.
And I was like, oh man.
This has gone global.
I have one of those stories too, actually.
And we'll play the clip after this.
When we were at the RNC, all these like French girls, they must have been like 18, 19 years old.
There was a whole like crew of them.
And they were at the RNC doing some sort of like, you know, cultural exchange and they all they wanted to do was take a picture with Charlie and we and I remember Charlie you were up on stage doing we were doing our live uh our live stream.
And I think you had Byron Donalds and Vivek Ramaswamy on stage with you at the RNC.
And, you know, Byron gets off.
And I'm like, hey, do you want to selfie with Byron?
They're like, no, it's okay.
And then Vivek gets off stage.
And I was like, do you want to selfie with Vivek?
They're like, no, that's okay.
I was like, just Charlie?
Like, just Charlie.
And I go, why Charlie?
And they're like, he's red pilling all the French kids.
And I was like, uh-oh.
Listen, it's like, look out Western world.
It's so sweet.
And thank you for the good words, but it would not be possible without, of course, the Turning Point USA chapter and all the field work.
But then also the editing team and the filmers from VI, right, Brian and Terrell?
That's tough work.
It is literally a team that makes it happen.
And so we could go around and compliment each other endlessly, which is necessary.
But I have the easy part.
I get to sit there and I get to just yammer on always and ask questions out of a bunch of kids.
But honestly, the...
Fake humility has no place here.
it's not fake i know it's actually real i know it's from the prep from blake and from Andrew, everyone plays a huge role.
So let's play 513.
Thank you guys for saying that.
It's otherworldly because the campus stuff always had a little bit of resonance and virality, but it went from like a pocket conservative niche thing.
Like, okay, got a couple million views to now a household, not just name, but the South Park thing, which is what's so interesting, a household concept.
meaning like Charlie at a table debating a kid.
It's like that visual has like set in similar to like who wants to be a millionaire, right?
Like it's like a very or like Jeopardy or Wheel of Fortune, right?
It's something that when you show it, people are like, oh, yeah, I know what that is.
I've seen it.
And what's so important with no major corporate backing, that's what's so crazy.
Totally grassroots, right?
Not like it was like some major Fortune 100 company that came in.
It was like, oh, let's go make you a celebrity and let's go spend $100 million.
Nope.
Had to go raise it and it's been pretty amazing.
Let's play 513.
So just so I'm clear, guys.
So Cartman is playing me.
that right?
So this So let's play 513.
Minding our own business and she keeps saying she's Eric wrong with that?
What's wrong is it doesn't make any sense.
Okay, I see.
There's a diverse female where Cartman used to be, and you don't like that.
It's not that we don't like it.
I don't see a problem with it at all.
And if you boys don't think Eric can be a black woman, then maybe the problem is you.
What?
You think it's perfectly normal that Cartman is suddenly a black woman.
You probably don't like that Indiana Jones got replaced by a female either, huh?
So good.
All right, one more, one more.
Can we do the new Muslim?
student 504 let's do it all right students let's take our seats everyone try to be nice because we have a new student joining us today and I know you all make him feel welcome say hello to Bahir Hassan Abdul Hakim hello welcome to our class Bahir Thank you.
Dude, dude, not good.
Why don't you take a seat in Kyle's empty desk for now?
Okay.
Hoo hoo hoo hoo.
New.
New.
Eric, what the hell is wrong with you?
What's wrong?
Has he been checked for bombs?
Eric, that's enough.
Not all Muslim people are terrorists.
No, but most of them are.
And all it takes is most of them.
All it takes is most of them.
right?
I mean, Charlie, you There's one more.
We got a makeover.
of the way this is the greatest thing i've ever seen i now it all starts to make sense why everyone's congratulating me it's all it's all coming into focus the whole thing yeah because again i've been a decade since i've watched the program program.
We have to wrap here, but is there one more that we would highly recommend here?
Let's see.
I'm told that 520 is good.
528, right?
Dude, where is she?
I can't wait.
God, this is going to be so yummy stan you said your mom is bringing kentucky fried chicken home for dinner now is she or isn't she hi boys mom she's here she's got turno how about someone press up texture crazy right texture crazy uh uh uh not so fast you boys can help bring in the other groceries in the car then have your chicken but mom we've been waiting for hours it won't take a minute come on guys if we all have that we can do it super fast all right let's go oh my god that, That
smells good.
Okay, this is everything, mom.
Alright, let's eat, Colonel.
Oh, boy.
Cartman, you ate the skin off of every piece of chicken.
Well, I saved you all the chicken pie.
The skin's the best part.
Well, I gotta go home, guys.
I'm gonna sit on the toilet and read comic books.
See you at the bus, doctor Mapp.
I don't quite get that one.
Let's play 528.
We'll wrap with 528.
Hey, what's going on?
Is your girlfriend home?
Uh, she's sort of busy right now, Miss Swanson.
Just want to tell her no hard feelings about me winning the strong woman competition.
Yeah, you already told her that at the competition.
You got a problem with me?
Because it's starting to seem like you have a problem with me.
What's going on?
Oh, hi, Heather.
I was just stopping by to make sure you're not too beat up.
Oh, that's...
I'm sorry, but I have all the kids right now.
When there are the little kiddos, I'd love to meet them.
Who ain't kiddos?
Hey kids!
Well there's a lot of you.
Your mom must be a strong woman to take care of all of you.
Of course I have the strong woman trophy though.
Just kidding, right?
Look, why don't you just get out of here?
Ooh.
Sounds like someone here is a transphobe.
Don't you dare.
I'm trans people's biggest supporter.
What I think you are is a terrible sport.
Transphobe, you better knock it off.
Just don't.
You're gonna upset the PC babies.
And if you dare call me a transphobe again, I'm gonna...
Beat me up?
You're gonna beat me up, Transphobe?
Yeah, I didn't think so.
See you later, kids.
Come on over and see ol'Auntie Heather if you want to see what a real strong woman is like.
*Mario plays*
And with that, we say keep committing thought crimes.
Next week will not be boring.
Make sure you guys tune in.
God bless.
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