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May 19, 2025 - ParaNaughtica
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Episode 130. News Updates and Female Sexual Predators

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So don't worry.
I'm here.
Let's just get into some news really quick.
So, former President Joseph Biden is diagnosed with prostate cancer.
What do you know?
It's aggressive, too.
So, yeah, President Joe Biden has been diagnosed with prostate cancer.
His personal office announced on Sunday.
Last week, President Joe Biden was seen for a new finding of a prostate nodule after experiencing increasing urinary symptoms.
On Friday, he was diagnosed with prostate cancer, characterized by a Gleason score of 9, just a great group of 5, with metastasis to the bone.
This isn't good.
That's not good.
That's not good at all.
While this represents a more aggressive form of the disease, the cancer appears to be hormone-sensitive, which allows for effective treatment, or effective management.
The president and his family are reviewing treatment options with his physicians.
And I, for one, can say, I don't give a fuck.
I don't care.
I don't care.
I just don't.
I wouldn't give a shit if any president was dying of cancer.
I don't care.
You know why?
Because they killed my fucking dad.
And most of my family.
Why should I have any sympathy for these assholes?
Do you think these high-level politicians go out and eat fucking, you know, like Little Debbie snacks or something?
All this processed food?
No, man, they're eating non-poisonous food.
And why do they get such great treatment?
Because they're running a country?
They're leading a people?
What are they leading people to?
Death?
Come on.
Get a fucking grip, people.
The government does not care for you, so why the fuck do you care about the government?
These people are fucking murderers.
They're traitors.
They're abusers.
And they're just flat-out assholes.
All of them.
It's astounding.
So yeah, fuck you, Joe Biden.
Moving on.
Who's this?
Okay, let's get into the Palm Springs bombing suspect.
They caught a 25-year-old man that authorities say is responsible for bombing a fertility clinic in Palm Springs, California, and they say he's reportedly a self-proclaimed pro-mortalist and believed that people should not be brought into the world without their consent.
And there's a quote they have here that says, He basically did it because he didn't give consent to be brought into this world.
So he feels it's fair for him to kill other people.
Insane people out there, guys.
The suspect is Guy Edward Barkas.
He was from 29 Palms.
He allegedly set off a car bomb on Saturday near the American Reproductive Center Fertility Clinic, killing himself and injuring four others.
Really quick, whatever happened to the fucking dude who...
Build his Tesla truck, whatever, little garbage can with gasoline and blew himself up in front of the Trump Tower.
Remember that shit?
Whatever happened to that?
Kind of got swept under the rug.
Anyway, four people were dead in this bombing by Guy Edward Barkas.
So Barkas reportedly wrote in writings and recordings that he opposed the idea of bringing people into the world against their will, citing two law enforcement sources familiar with the investigation.
The writings he left behind were anti-pro-life.
What?
That's pretty interesting.
Let's see.
The FBI described Barkas as having nihilistic ideation and noted he may have attempted to livestream the bombing on social media.
Authorities are also looking into a possible manifesto that Barkas wrote as part of their investigation because, you know, every time somebody does this, they leave a fucking manifesto.
Always a manifesto.
Every fucking time.
Why is that?
You know, why the fuck is that?
But, you know, a lot of times these are just fake manifestos made by the FBI to steer a narration.
Or a narrative, sorry.
So, who knows?
Who knows about this manifesto?
Anyways, FBI says, based on our investigation, some of the posts that he's made online, some of the comments made in his manifesto that we're combing through right now, it's kind of what led us to that nihilist belief.
The car bombing happened just before 11 a.m. on Saturday on North Indian Canyon Drive near East Tekeva Drive.
According to city officials, the explosion, damaged nearby businesses and residential properties, and pieces of Barkas' car were thrown hundreds of feet in the air and several blocks away, according to authorities.
now I'm kind of interested in what kind of bomb this was you know because just I'm no expert in bombs, but the Oklahoma City bombing, that was definitely not Timothy McVeigh and those little guys over there.
But that bomb, it was a directional bomb.
It went a certain direction.
This one looks like it's the same.
It kind of goes in a certain direction.
And we know that Oklahoma City bombing was definitely an ATF FBI plan.
We know that for a fucking fact.
But this one looks pretty much the same, you know.
Looks like probably the FBI did this.
But hey, we gotta trust the FBI, right?
Kash Patel knows what he's doing, right?
Dan Bongino knows what he's doing, right?
No, they don't.
Anyways, well, they do.
To a sense.
Because they're being told what to do and what to say.
Anyways, Barkas was driving a 2010 Silver Ford Fusion sedan with license plate number blah blah blah.
Officials believe they were aware of when he entered Palm Springs but are seeking to...
Seeking the public's help with finding out where he was in the city before the attack.
Well, why don't you just do some investigation, FBI, like you did with Crook's cell phones and all nine of them, which led to an FBI building?
Huh?
Oh, that's so weird.
The FBI said Barkas was not on the radar prior to the bombing.
No criminal records, bankruptcies, or sexual offenses were immediately found in a public records scan of Barkas.
Why sexual offenses?
That's so weird to put that in there.
That's so weird.
Barkus was a resident of 29 Palms, a city in San Bernardino County, which is located about 60 miles away from Palm Springs.
The city serves as an entry point to the Mojave Desert and Joshua Tree National Park.
Let's see.
This is probably the largest bombing scene that we've had in Southern California, the FBI said.
American Reproductive Center's claims to be the...
First and only full-service fertility center and in vitro fertilization lab in Coachella Valley, according to his website.
While the building was damaged, the IVF lab and its materials remained unharmed.
Really interesting.
Like the, uh, I don't know what side of the Pentagon had all those records of the $1 trillion missing.
Do you remember this shit?
And that just happened to be the side where they released employees and all those records.
And a bomb hit it.
A fucking missile.
It was not an airplane.
It's just so weird how they do that.
The important stuff remains unharmed while the stuff they want to be, you know, destroyed gets destroyed.
Coincidences.
The FBI, the Palm Springs Police Department, and the Palm Springs Fire Department did not immediately respond to Fox News, blah, blah, blah.
Yeah, so, I mean, a bunch of bullshit, in my opinion.
Let's see.
Well, speaking of the FBI, let's get into this.
Let's get into this.
Alright, I gotta go here.
I wanna play this audio for you.
Because this is pretty good.
We're gonna get into the Jeffrey Epstein stuff.
I'm sure a lot of you have heard by now what Dan Bongino and Kash Patel have said about Jeffrey Epstein committing suicide.
They say he foreshadowed it.
Anyway, let's play this audio here.
You said...
Jeffrey Epstein committed suicide.
People don't believe it.
Well, I mean, listen, they have a right to their opinion, but as someone who has worked as a public defender, as a prosecutor, who's been in that prison system, who's been in the Metropolitan Detention Center, who's been in segregated housing, you know a suicide when you see one, and that's what that was.
He killed himself.
Again, I've seen the whole file.
He killed himself.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So that was all Cash for Tell and Dan Bongino telling us, the American people, lies.
We all know he did not kill himself.
We all know that.
But here we have the FBI saying, no, no, I've seen the whole fucking record.
He killed himself.
End of story.
Let's cut it off.
No more talk about this.
Let's get this over with.
Let's put it behind us.
Let's move forward because the FBI needs to be trusted.
I mean, the FBI cannot be trusted.
It's so funny.
How old MK Olchayas himself, you know, Kash Patel.
It's just like, you know, American people have lost faith in the FBI, and we are trying to rectify that and bring that trust back.
Homie, you're never going to get that trust back.
You guys suck.
You're, like, one of the worst organizations besides the CIA and the NSA.
Like, you are one of the worst organizations.
You guys are all liars, all deceivers, all misleaders of information.
You guys are one of the worst.
What can I say?
One of the fucking worst.
And I'll just read here from Clint Russell at LibertyLockPod on Twitter.
He says, Hate to say it, but if Dan Bongino and Cash Patel really believe that Epstein killed himself, they are either compromised or not doing their jobs.
Or both.
That's my addition.
Or both.
His cellmate was removed, he had three neck fractures, the guards fell asleep, and the cameras didn't record.
Not buying it never will.
And, uh, ladies and gentlemen, Clint Russell's got it correct.
Heh.
He didn't kill himself.
Fuck, we all know it.
We all fucking know that.
And then you have, uh, Dan Bongino saying, uh, quote, End quote.
Uh...
Oh, but they will be investigating Crossfire Hurricane.
It's pretty funny how Trump threw that Truth Social post up there.
They're really going to go after Hillary Clinton.
And if anyone fucking thinks that Hillary Clinton is ever going to be in prison...
No, she's not.
Hillary Clinton will never go to prison.
Bill Clinton will never go to prison.
No politician, no high-level politician will ever go to prison.
They either get to retire...
Where they're laid off, given a new name, sent away somewhere.
It's just ridiculous, man.
It's like, you know, you have Pam Bondi out there saying that all of the files are on her desk.
All of them.
Remember, we've been told that how many times?
Phase 1 happened and still nothing new was out.
We already knew everything they gave to us that first round.
Where's Phase 2?
That still hasn't happened.
How many years has it gone by?
The DOJ knew Epstein was one of these...
People.
Since, like, 2013 was his first charge, I believe, 2013.
And another one, 2016.
And then the rest in 2019 or 2020, whatever.
It's just so fucking stupid.
So fucking stupid.
And these people that just, like, cuck for the FBI are just like, It takes time, guys.
Shit don't happen overnight.
Fucking retards.
They have years.
They have fucking years.
You think that no agent or no administration or no agency, I should say, is collecting this information, making a file on all of this information so they could, in the future, make a case?
You think they don't do that?
You think they wait until a moment like this and say, okay, I guess we better just go collect as much information out there as we can get and then we'll make a case.
No, dude.
Fucking government is not that incompetent.
They know exactly what they're doing.
And they're gonna placate us all the way to the end.
And people are so fucking retarded that they just bite onto everything that Trump says, or Kash Patel says, or Dan Bongino says, and they're like, oh, this is it.
This is what I voted for.
Trust the plan, bro.
This country is full of fucking idiots.
It sucks.
It fucking sucks.
And now I'm feeling a bit like William Cooper or something.
It's just such a fucking pain in the ass.
Anyways, sorry.
I'm getting fucking pent up.
Getting fucking pent up here.
Alright, there's a little thing on Truth Social.
Let's see what this says.
Let's see.
I did want to kind of cover this.
Oh yeah, so Truth Social President.
God damn it.
I hate calling him President.
Donald Trump.
Donald Trump.
He posted this thing on Truth Social.
Says all roads lead to Obama.
Read truth.
If you want public military tribunals.
Right?
We'll see.
But he also posted this.
We better...
Let's...
This seems important.
John F. Kennedy Jr.
He was declared the frontrunner for the New York Senate seat back in 1999.
Days later, his plane crashed into the Atlantic Ocean and his rival, Hillary Clinton, was elected senator.
Mary Mahoney was a Clinton White House intern.
She knew enough of the inner workings of Bill's sexual advancements to be a star witness during the Clinton impeachment trials.
She was brutally executed at a Starbucks she was managing in 1997.
In 1993, White House Counsel Vince Foster was found dead in Fort Marcy Park near D.C. He supposedly killed himself, and among a lengthy list of potential foul play, the bullet was never found.
Then there's Jason Dougal.
A key witness for White House prosecutors.
He was serving his three-year sentence for bank fraud at the Fort Worth Federal Medical Center in Texas.
And just before he was to give a testimony before the grand jury, McDougall suffered a heart attack in solitary confinement.
In 2015, Walter Scheib, a White House chef hired under Bill Clinton, joined the list.
His body was found at the bottom of a river, nearly two miles from the base of the trail he was reportedly hiking.
An autopsy determined that Scheib's death was accidental drowning, but he might have known too much.
27-year-old Democratic National Committee staffer Seth Rich was shot and killed in D.C. this year.
There is speculation that he was the source of the controversial leaked emails allegedly sent by DNC staffers, and that he may have been murdered in retaliation.
Then Sean Lucas, the lead attorney in a fraud case against the DNC, was found lying on the bathroom floor by his girlfriend when she returned home on August 2nd.
His death was reported classified, pending the results of an autopsy.
So that was posted by Donald J. Trump on True Social at exactly 11.37 a.m. Eastern Time.
People are saying that the timing means absolutely nothing.
Meaning it means something.
But yeah.
I mean, this is just all theater, man.
This is all just to keep us focused on other shit so they can continue doing what they're doing.
Don't watch what the left hand's doing.
Don't watch what the left hand's doing while the right hand's feeding you.
It's really disheartening.
It's really, really disheartening.
This country has gone downhill so quick.
So quick.
I didn't think you'd go down this quick, but holy shit, it's gone down really quick.
And I know a lot of you are on the same boat with me here.
But let's continue.
Let's continue here.
Oh, here's a picture.
This is a classic picture of Joe Biden.
I know you guys can't see this, but it's him sitting...
No, he's kneeling on his haunches.
Got his hand on his groin.
Other hand is holding something.
And there's a very young girl next to him.
12 years old.
He says, quote, She was 12, and I was 30. End quote.
Joe Biden.
Yeah, we know.
We know.
We all fucking know.
So let's move on from that.
We got some good stuff here.
We got some good stuff because this recently happened.
Very, very recently.
AOC's brother, Congresswoman AOC, her brother was busted with one and a half million dollars worth of pure fentanyl.
Pure fucking fentanyl.
So the question is, where did AOC get all those millions of dollars in such a short time being in Congress?
Because they don't get paid a lot.
I think it's like $300,000 yearly salary, but all of them, especially old Nancy, they have like hundreds of millions of dollars.
There's no way you can make that much without doing some shady-ass business, right?
Shady-ass business.
So let's listen to this.
This is from DarkHairedDKH013 on Twitter.
Oh, well, well, well, dude.
We got a good one that is breaking news right now.
So AOC, you know, the Democrat terrorist party, they are real life terrorists.
Now listen, you guys already know about Omar and all her, you know, married to her brother and all the crimes and forgeries and fraud that they've been caught with, right?
Well, AOC's brother just a few hours ago was caught in...
Lake Superior with a few million...
Well, they're saying it's about $1.5 million worth of fentanyl.
Just fentanyl.
So, you know, that's...
If it's just raw fentanyl, then that is...
That's pure terrorism.
That'll be a terrorism charge no matter what.
It's a life sentence.
And the fact that these people...
That is her brother that she's always talking about.
She's always doing this and doing that with.
I mean, these people are just...
We're scum of the earth, and they need us infighting with each other so they can sneak around and do what they do.
But this is breaking news.
Check this out.
Her brother is Matthew Ocasio, and yeah, they're 1.2 million worth of pure fentanyl in the Coast Guard called Lake Superior.
So, bye-bye.
Yeah, so this quote says, We had credible information of a drug buy, said Vice Admiral Joe Barron.
We had no idea there would be a high-profile person on board.
Matthew Ocasio-Cortez was booked into the federal holding facility in Green Bay on charges of criminal conspiracy and trafficking a Class 1 controlled substance.
Yeah, like I said, man, they're all crooks.
They're all fucking criminals.
They all suck balls.
Motherfucking balls.
They suck so many balls.
I hate it all.
I hate it all, man.
All right, let's move on to some other news.
A little different here.
Shocking.
All right, this is from Died Suddenly on Twitter.
Oh, Anthony Fauci.
You know that guy.
Well, he was sewing baby scalps onto the backs of mice.
Yeah, this is all verified.
David DeLayden says NIH-funded research grafted illegally aborted baby scalps onto lab mice.
And straight from the NIH website, it says human fetal tissues grafted to rodent hosts structural and functional observations of brain, adrenal, and heart tissues in oculo.
That's the name of the study.
Ran by old Anthony, old Tony Fauci.
Fuck that guy.
And again, nothing will ever happen to him either.
Remember this.
Nothing's going to happen to that guy.
But let's listen to this.
Where they were taking the scalps of five-month-old aborted babies and they were grafting them onto lab rats and lab mice to see how much longer they could keep them growing for.
And you can actually see the photographs in the published study of little baby scalps grafted onto the backs of lab rats, growing little baby hairs.
Those would have been the little hairs growing on the heads of little infants in Pittsburgh if they hadn't been killed by abortion and then stitched onto lab rats for experimentation.
This study was funded by a grant, by multiple grants, from the NIAID office, which is run by Dr. Anthony Fauci.
And when I was undercover, Planned Parenthood abortion providers told me that they were the ones who were supplying the aborted baby body parts for experiments at the University of Pittsburgh.
This is one of the stories we almost hesitated.
To do because it is so grotesque, but it seemed like in the public interest to tell the truth about what's happening.
Has Fauci accounted for this?
No, and Dr. Anthony Fauci owns every bit of this study and owns every bit of this issue because as the head of the NIAID office...
The buck stops with him in terms of how those grants are spent, whether they're being monitored and made sure that they're ethically and legally and just compliant as far as good stewardship of taxpayer money.
The fact that they were using scalps from five-month-old aborted babies, that means that the heads of those children probably needed to be intact in order to get the scalps, which is an indication that those are either Partial birth abortion or even infants delivered alive and whole.
Did anybody at Dr. Fauci's office ever ask the researchers at Pittsburgh, hey, how are you getting those scalps?
How are you getting whole scalps from the heads of fetuses without a partial birth abortion?
I think that Dr. Fauci should be brought in front of the Senate or in front of the United States Congress and ask those questions directly about what his office did to make sure that these grants...
And that these barbaric experiments were in compliance with all the applicable federal laws and regulations for those federal taxpayer grants.
There you fucking have it.
So, that was obviously Tucker Carlson talking with David DeLaden, pro-life activist.
Hopefully we don't see him being blamed for a freaking bombing, huh?
Anyway.
And if you guys remember from mid-80s, early 90s, something like that, there were 16,000 fetuses found in a shipping bin.
Big ol' shipping container.
Our story concerns abortion.
And began, strangely enough, in this relatively peaceful suburb of Los Angeles.
Malvin Weisberg, a pathologist, owned a large storage container which he kept in his backyard.
When he failed to make the final two payments, it was repossessed.
We made a decision to repossess it because this check did not clear the bank.
And so we sent the truck out to pick up the container.
I rolled out there and took the box up and started pulling it up.
And it was so heavy, it broke the winch.
And we couldn't get it off the trailer, so we had to leave it on the trailer because it was too heavy.
So I was asked by Nick to have a crew go down and unload the container at the other yard.
I got a radio call from Ron Gillette, the foreman.
He said the men were throwing up and there was something really wrong.
One of them fell down and hit me right in front of my feet.
And it was opened up.
And there it was.
It was a mutilated body.
And the more closer I looked at it, it was a human body.
And when I came to work and follow it, I saw it myself.
I couldn't believe it.
And just, you know, just little baby babies, you know, just all quarter pieces.
My hands chopped off, arms, legs, you know, just, it just makes you sick to see something like that.
Well, really, it's just, you know, it makes you want to cry when you see something like that.
Starting at the very front of this container, it was just walled clear to the ceiling and clear to the sides, filled with them.
I really don't want to witness it again.
Not what I saw.
Well, as the supervisor for the County of Los Angeles, we found out through the...
Through the media, that 17,000 infants had been stored in a container.
So we asked for an investigation by the district attorney and the coroner's office.
We found approximately 190 were over 20 weeks of age.
I think some as long as, as old as 25, 27 weeks.
Mr. Antonovich contacted Mr. Gutierrez.
Glenn Wong is a funeral director for a major Los Angeles mortuary.
To go ahead and handle the burial of the fetuses.
How I came involved was they were asking if it were possible to have anyone photograph these fetuses.
And I so happened to be also a photographer.
How many fetuses were actually involved in the autopsies?
There were approximately about 40, 44 if I'm correct.
And why were the autopsies performed?
They were to find out why or what was the reason of the cause of death.
That wasn't apparent?
Apparently not, no.
I've seen some of these fetuses, and believe me, they were apart.
There were some where the eyes were bulging and some where the chest cavity was ripped open.
I do remember one was where I saw a hand and a feet all apart.
So it was kind of like the hands were intact, the feet were intact, and everything else was more like just a little potpourri, a little of everything.
And that was it.
That kind of turned me.
Here we...
See the abortionist stretching the cervix very wide open.
Dr. John Wilkie, with his wife Barbara, authored The Handbook on Abortion, described the dilation and extraction method used to abort many of the fetuses.
Without any anesthetic, the abortionist reaches up into the womb and seizes part of the body of the baby, usually a leg or an arm, twisting and tearing, tears it off and away from the body of the baby.
The baby, feeling pain, does not have any anesthetic.
Bleeding is extreme.
The abortionist returns in there with this grasping pliers-like instrument, tearing more parts of the body away, snapping the spine, and finally the mechanical problem is to get the skull out, and so he usually has to crush the skull in order to bring it out.
We had a court order that would allow us to bury these infants, being a humane act.
And the ACLU comes in again saying that this is just tissue.
We want to incinerate them and there's no need for a burial.
Because if you had a burial, somehow that's going to create a problem.
Problem for whom?
And at that time, I think everybody there realized this was wrong.
That it was really wrong.
Everybody standing there felt that way.
Even the coroner's office, I could sense that...
They were treating us like they were dead people, and they are dead people.
That's the way everybody treated it.
Evidently, the ACLU doesn't feel that way.
And then transferred it all into the original container, and as I understand, it's still up in a county yard someplace.
Is it refrigerated?
No, it's in a steel container.
And how long, do you have any idea how long it'll be there?
I don't know, but it's been two years now, so who knows?
Although the discovery of 17,000 fetuses in a trash container is not an everyday occurrence, it is an event that should surprise no one.
For every three days, an equivalent number of fetal children are disposed of in this country.
Let's move on from that.
Bonnie Blue.
Everybody's favorite whore, right?
Except for me.
I fucking...
This person is just a shit stain on humanity, but...
This recently has come out, but...
She's a guy.
Bonnie Blue is a dude.
Yeah.
In January 2025, Bonnie Blue personally claimed to have had sex with 1,057 men in one day.
Remember that?
And she has, in 2022, she went on a podcast, some small podcast, and said that she had a sex change at 13. And then later on, she demanded that that podcast be taken down and the information be scrubbed.
And it was, for the most part.
And by now, she's fucked more than 1,057 men, obviously.
That was just in one day.
And how many times does she do that?
She's everywhere.
He is everywhere.
He is fucking all these guys.
And how I don't understand all of these men.
Let's just say 5,000 men right now.
Let's say that he has fucked 5,000 men, Barney Blue.
Not one of them was like, this vagina is weird.
This vagina looks weird.
It feels weird.
It feels plasticky.
I don't know if it feels plasticky, but I'm assuming they put a plastic tube or something up there, right?
Make it a hole so it doesn't seal itself together because it's flesh and our flesh tends to graft itself.
Anyway, so to all those men out there who had sex with Bonnie Blue, you're a bunch of fags.
Faggots!
I'm just kidding.
I have nothing against fags, dude.
I really don't.
Bundle of sticks.
I don't care what you do.
I don't care who you are.
I don't care what your backstory is.
But I will make fun of people.
I get made fun of all the time.
I don't care.
I just don't care anymore.
I just don't give a fuck anymore.
I'm halfway to death.
Alright?
I'm past my midway of life.
This is my midlife crisis.
It's really coming out right now.
But I just don't care.
I just don't.
Let's see what else we got.
Oh.
I don't know if you guys remember this, but there were these...
This is really disturbing.
In New York, on the subway, a guy had died.
So his corpse was just, like, sitting in the train.
He's fucking dead.
Two fucking guys go up there and molest him.
They literally sexually molest this dead guy.
They might not have known he was dead.
Might have thought he was just passed out.
But that does not matter.
They still went up there and molested this guy's dead body.
Ugh.
One of them was caught.
I know that.
I don't have an update on this.
I mean, this just happened, I don't know, like a couple weeks ago.
April 21st, 2025.
Yeah, that's just fucking weird news.
That's what this show today is all about.
Weird news.
That's what we're doing today.
I'm just giving you a little compilation of just really fucked up news.
Because I'm alone.
I don't have anyone here with me.
Cricket's out doing benign brisks or whatever the fuck it's called.
I'm just kidding.
He's not doing that.
He's not here to defend himself.
That's not fair of me to do.
I can't do that.
I can't do that.
Let's see what else we got out here.
Bill Gates says Africa's population growth needs to be controlled again.
This is so fucked, man.
This whole world is so fucked.
Oh, great.
Britney Spears doing another weird dance.
Someone in the background.
She's us.
She's out there.
She is fucking out there.
Oh, okay.
I better bring this up.
Because with Cash Patel and Dan Bongino.
Alex Jones, the world's biggest grifter and shill for the deep state.
He thinks, this is from his Twitter, he says, overall, I think Cash Patel and Dan Bongino are doing a great job.
But, on this claim that Epstein's death is not a cover-up I call bullshit.
Good job, Alex.
You did good on this one.
Epstein confirmed a suicide.
Question?
Maria sits down with KFBI's cash...
Okay, that's what we heard a little bit ago.
Maureen Comey, former disgraced FBI director James Comey's daughter, was in charge of Epstein's alleged suicide investigation.
Which, that's not a good start.
And Maureen allegedly lost the jailhouse CCTV tapes as a result of a technical error.
Not doing good.
Then on top of the lost race tapes, through a technical error, both security guards fell asleep.
We're supposed to be watching Epstein's cell.
Who was on a 24-hour surveillance for a suicide watch, which is standard procedure in every jail and be an eye-profile prisoner.
There are rumors and a video you can search claims nitrous oxide was used to knock the guards out, and I have heard this, which then Epstein was taken out by another individual.
Others claim the guards were paid not to talk.
Either way, for the tapes to mysteriously go missing or erased and to not have one but two guards both fall asleep coincidentally, the odds of both of these happening...
We know the Comeys are corrupt.
James Comey just sent out a dog whistle to have our sitting president assassinated.
Why do you think he would do that?
What does Comey, the Clintons, and the Obamas all have to hide?
Alex Jones needs to learn to type.
Doesn't he have autocorrect on his?
Are you paying attention to Trump's recent posts?
Are you starting to connect the dots?
Remember, there are no coincidences.
No, there aren't.
There aren't any coincidences.
I've lost a lot of respect for Alex Jones, and I know I've said this a million times, but he used to do such a good job, and then he was told, he was brought into a room and said, this is it, buddy, we're gonna really take you down if you fucking try to do something.
So now he's just doing what they tell him to do.
Which is absolutely nothing.
Yeah.
Epstein didn't kill himself.
But when I was reading, that reminded me of something.
I better go back to that, because it was kind of important.
Yeah, I forget.
Something about...
Oh, James Comey.
Yeah, yeah.
The 80...
What?
8647 or something like that.
I forget what that thing was.
I'll look it up.
I'll look it up.
I'll just look James Comey up in the old Twitter search.
8647.
Yeah, so everyone's saying that that is a call-out to have the sitting president assassinated.
Which, come on, dude.
Whole butler thing, that was a whole psyop.
Fucking whole psyop.
People still stand by that.
Oh, but innocent people were killed.
You fuckers don't think that they have collateral damage to carry out their agendas?
You think they really care about some loss of life in order for them to achieve what they need to achieve?
They fucking murder people on a daily basis.
Do you know how many operations?
Black operations?
They have going on?
Come on, guys.
Like, so many people have too much trust and confidence in their leaderships all around the world.
It's fucking crazy.
It's crazy.
And then, so Liz Churchill says, an earlier message from General Flynn to James Comey, Jim, if you get this message, get ready because you're going jail.
Fuck.
Jim, if you get this message, get ready because you're going jail.
Unless you give up someone bigger and deeper in this than even you.
And you know exactly who I'm talking about.
Oh, shots fired.
Let's just listen.
Alright, so this is Mike Flynn being interviewed on The Benny Show.
We got whistleblowers coming out of the woodwork and we're funneling it into the right governmental offices to do the right things.
Let me tell you, these people are busted.
And so for Jim Comey, that's what I said earlier.
Jim, if you get this message, start thinking about what you're going to give up because you're going to give up some of your freedom because you're going to go to jail.
You must go to jail because of what you did.
But maybe they'll cut you a little bit of a deal and they'll put you in a softer prison for a shorter period of time because you...
You're able to give up some evidence on some of these other people who are even more deeper than you involved in this.
Because, Jim, you know exactly who I'm talking about.
Ooh, yeah.
Shots fired.
Nothing's going to happen to James Comey.
Not a goddamn thing.
If anyone out there thinks that anything's ever going to fucking happen to any of these goddamn high-level fucking politicians, you're fucking mad.
You're insane.
Nothing's going to fucking happen.
Nothing.
Alright.
Let's see.
Oh, chickens.
Yeah, the Jews say if you sin, just transfer your sins to chickens and smash them.
Yeah, that's not how it works.
That's not how it works.
Jewish people are weird, man.
Like, the orthodox extremist Jews.
Like, left to horror and these fucking crazy groups.
Crazy people, man.
Speaking of chickens, though, I did just buy, we went on a road trip, okay?
We went on a road trip, the girlfriend and our two kids went on a road trip quite a long way, and on our way back, after a couple days, we stopped at a gas station, because, what did we do?
We had to get the overflow tube to the radiator in our van broke.
Off the radiator in a terrible spot.
So we stopped at this gas station, get some glue and tape and try to fix it up, which is still in place, which is amazing.
But we walked in this gas station, and this is like in podunk nowhere, okay?
We're in the middle of nowhere and stopped at this tiny little gas station.
And they had little bins of chickens.
And we've been wanting to get chickens for quite some time, and so we were like, I'm going to buy some chickens.
My girlfriend thought I was crazy, but I was like, no, we need to get these chickens.
And they're just so cute.
They're little chickies, dude.
Little chickies.
So I bought four of them.
Two of these yellow ones and two of these black ones.
And they're doing good.
Got them all set up at the house.
They're loud.
They're obnoxious.
But it's so cute, dude, because when we got back, I had to go water the garden.
We made a big greenhouse, and I went in there and was watering the plants, and I put the chickens out there.
Little chickies to run around and get their first footing in dirt, in real dirt, and just start picking at little bugs and things.
They loved it!
My god.
But the best thing is, man, they just follow me everywhere.
I am their god.
Seriously, I am.
No, I rescued them and they love me, alright?
But they're chickens, so they probably love everyone.
But they're just adorable.
The boys love them.
They named all four of them.
Like Turbo, The Quickness, Fast and Fierce.
I don't know what they named them.
They gave them some ridiculous names.
But I cannot wait until they start laying eggs.
Oh my god.
And that's another thing, motherfuckers.
Trump is not lowering gas prices.
He's not lowering grocery prices.
And he's not lowering egg prices, you fucking idiots.
Jesus Christ.
Everything where we are continues to go up.
Everything.
Fucking Trump cucks are the worst, I swear.
Trump cucks are the worst.
Anyway.
Let's see.
Let's see, let's see, let's see, let's see.
Laura Loomer thinks everyone owes her an apology.
No.
Nobody owes you an apology, Laura.
Nobody.
And while I respect some of your journalism techniques...
I...
I just...
You're an idiot.
I hate it, dude.
Nick Fuentes is the fucking same.
People owe me an apology.
When I told this to everybody, nobody gave me credit for it.
Yeah, because you didn't fucking come up with it first, dude.
You were not the first one to report on it.
Nothing.
You're never the first to report on shit.
And you expect people to give you respect for reporting on things first when you didn't?
Fuck you.
God damn, man.
People everywhere are just so entitled.
Fucking entitled.
Moving on.
Truthseeker, who I absolutely respect, says, you were watching a movie.
This is about the latest ship, Mexican ship that struck the Brooklyn Bridge just yesterday or two days ago or something.
He says, you were watching a movie.
These people always communicate with coded messages.
So, Mexican tall ship strikes Brooklyn Bridge, snapping mass and killing two crew members.
That is the headline of a news article.
And then he did some gematria here.
The word or phrase, Mexican Navy ship, English ordinal 183, full reduction 75, reverse ordinal 222, reverse full reduction 78, order out of chaos.
183, 75, 222, 78. All the same.
Now, my thing with the Gematria stuff, like, you can make anything out of anything with that.
If you just go to, like, Gematriacalculator.com or whatever it is, just put in a phrase, and whatever that phrase amounts to numerologically, it'll show all these other phrases that people have already put into it with that same number, and it's just kind of ridiculous.
I mean, a lot of it is legit, and I think we should pay attention to numbers.
But I think a lot of the time, we're just trying to find something that we want to see, whether it's true or not.
You know what I mean?
But, yeah.
Tim Sharp says Michelle Obama, or Michael Obama, will likely be the next one diagnosed with prostate cancer.
Touche.
Touche.
Got a bigger dick than Mandingo.
Let's see here.
What else we got?
Oh, poor Congresswoman, Sheila McBride.
She's so high-broken to bring a President Biden's diagnosis.
No one gives a fuck.
Hey, Spartacus.
Spartacus says I'm not.
Fuck Joe Biden.
There you go.
Now we're fucking talking.
Spartacus, props.
Many a-props to you.
Many fucking a-props to you.
You know who else I want to give props to?
I want to also give props to...
Emma Catherine.
Many props to you.
That is at TheEmmaPreneur on Twitter.
She is amazing.
She does amazing work with all sorts of sexual abuse survivors, MKUltra survivors.
Man, she has interviewed hundreds and hundreds of people.
She's got a repository of interviews.
And she deserves a lot more respect than what she gets, for sure.
So Emma, if you're listening, we love you.
We love you much.
You're doing a great job out there.
On to other news, what is Alex Soros?
He's a shit stain.
What does he say?
He says Joe Biden has faced more than most and has never lost his sense of purpose, wishing him a speedy recovery and sending strength to him and his family.
His resilience continues to move and inspire me.
Fuck you, Alex Soros.
Oh, hey, Shadow of Ezra.
I'll give props to him, too.
Shadow of Ezra, thank you for what you said in response.
To Alex Soros.
Shut the fuck up, pedophile.
Alex Soros is such a shit face, dude.
Him and Huma Abinin.
Fuck those fucking people, man.
Fuck those people.
Fuck them all.
Anyway, that was basically all the news I really wanted to cover.
Well, I guess we'll get back to that shipwreck here.
Because I don't think we were done with that.
Well, if you guys remember, like, what, two years ago or something?
Or was it just last year?
About the same time that ship hit the...
I don't know what bridge that was.
I forget what bridge that was.
In Baltimore.
Key.
The Key Bridge.
Like, it just legit aimed right towards the fucking pillar.
And the whole bridge falls down like that was obviously not...
It was not organic.
I'm laughing because it's so obvious that they fucking made this happen.
They, the deep state, you know, government.
They made that ship hit that and collapse.
So, yeah.
Goes right in play with the Obama movie.
World Ends or something.
It's really interesting because I put in...
Okay, here we go.
Here we go.
Well, they're saying the latest bridge that hit the Brooklyn...
Or the latest ship.
That hit the Brooklyn Bridge.
It was a Mexican training ship.
Lost power and struck the bridge.
Luckily it was just the masts that hit the Brooklyn Bridge.
And it just broke the masts.
And only a couple people...
Oh, two people were dead.
Several others in critical condition.
And that one...
You know what?
The key bridge still is not fixed.
I don't even think they've made any progress on that.
But this latest one, Mexican Ship Hits the Brooklyn Bridge.
They're saying it was on purpose.
Again, just like the other ship that hit the Francis Key Bridge.
Francis Key Scott Bridge, whatever it's called.
This one obviously wouldn't do much damage because it's just wooden masts.
Or they might be metal masts.
But seriously.
Oh, that person definitely fell.
Okay.
If they really want to do damage to the bridge, that's not how you do damage.
So it was not intentional.
Unless they just intentionally being assholes.
And apparently the ship was going backward.
It lost power.
It definitely is going backwards.
I don't know why it's going backwards.
It's weird.
Pretty weird.
And then there was another bridge in Sallisaw, Oklahoma.
Where another barge crashed into the Arkansas River Bridge.
Who is driving these motherfucking boats, dude?
And in one of the videos of the Mexican Navy ship, the Cuauhtemac, colliding with the Brooklyn Bridge, if you watch this one video, as it strikes the bridge, you see like three or four full Muslims, women, turning around, just laughing their asses off.
Laughing.
Look at that.
Psychos.
Absolute psychos.
Oh, here's another fucking view.
Wow.
Now, if that was a bigger boat and caused some real goddamn damage to the Brooklyn Bridge, the bridge is like back-to-back cars going across that in both directions.
That would have been terrible loss of life.
Holy fuck, that would have been bad.
Alright, I think that's enough news.
Let's call it good on, well, I guess we're still doing news, but the stuff I wanted to cover.
You're gonna love it.
You're gonna love it because it's all about women raping men.
Well, little boys, actually, I should say.
Teenagers and stuff like that.
Because, you know, we always hear of...
Men being pedophiles, right?
Men being hands-on pedophiles and this and that.
But we don't really hear about the women doing it.
More and more we have been recently the past couple years.
But man, I remember the times when that was just never talked about.
Because if your female teacher was doing something with the male, you know, you as a male or any other male student, that was like the male, you know, all his students or all of his friends would be like...
Fuck yeah, man.
Hell yeah.
Even their dad would be like, good job, man.
She's a winner.
She's a real winner.
You better marry her.
Yeah, boy.
You know?
And then the women and the mothers would all just be jealous.
What the hell?
And angry at the teacher because it's like...
Oh, no, you don't.
You're hot.
Why are you hot?
Damn you!
You're hotter than me.
Ugh.
You know?
Shit like that.
But when you hear, you know, a guy doing it to his female students or something like that, it's just...
So horrible.
So detestable.
Castrate him.
Throw him in prison for the rest of his life.
No, throw him in the wood chipper.
That's all you hear.
Day in, day out.
That's all you hear.
But when it's a female doing it to male students, it's like give her a fucking, give her a trophy.
Give her some sort of medal.
And not bars in a prison.
Nobody wants that.
You know?
It's just that shit bothers me.
Anyway.
What is this now?
Okay, so this is, uh, you're gonna love this shit.
You are going to love this shit.
This came out, Daily Mail, UK Daily Mail, on the 25th of March, 2025.
A married teacher accused of asking underage boys to gangbang her while wearing scream masks has appeared looking disheveled in a new mugshot after spending weeks behind bars.
Brittany Fortenberry, 31, was arrested last month and was charged with sexually assaulting a 15-year-old boy and sending explicit messages, pictures, and videos to other kids at Eminence High School in Martinsville, Indiana, where she taught.
The victim had claimed there were at least 10 others, and since her arrest, five more alleged victims have come forward.
Fortenberry is now facing dozens of charges as she remains behind bars at the Morgan County Jail.
She now faces a divorce from her husband of four years, whom cops say was aware of the abuse.
Let me repeat.
Was aware of the abuse.
So the husband was all about it.
He's like, damn, girl.
Until she got caught, and then he's like, I gotta distance myself.
Which is always how this works.
Right?
That's always how it works.
Police have claimed that Fortenberry, a mother of four, told her students at two different junior high schools that she dreamed of having sex with them.
I dream of having sex with my students.
Weird.
And she would ply underage boys with booze and magic mushrooms before she would assault them.
Good God, she's feeding these kids psilocybin mushrooms and booze and raping them.
That is crazy.
Anyway, so she was first arrested after a grandmother told police The teacher had abused her grandson when he was just 15 years old.
The boy's grandmother further claimed Fortenberry sent him graphic messages and sent him on a trip, where she allegedly threatened to kill herself if he told anyone about the abuse.
Typical groomer.
The boy said that it was no different than a 30-year-old man and a 15-year-old girl.
Which is true.
The boy said it was child molestation and he's there because he doesn't want her to molest more kids.
Now that's weird.
Not strange that a kid would say that.
I think he's being coerced or coaxed to say certain things here.
To get money, obviously.
Because when something like this happens, that family is always going to be suing the school.
No matter what.
So during an ensuing investigation, cops found a stripper pole and other sexual paraphernalia described by the students inside her home.
And she was taken into custody.
So I'm taking it.
She was doing some stripper dances for these kids.
And I want to know what she looks like.
I'm going to have to figure out what she looks like here.
Alright, hold on.
I've got to look up this teacher's name here and see what she looks like.
Because if she's beautiful, bless her soul, right?
No, I'm just kidding.
Copy.
Paste.
I wouldn't say beautiful.
I wouldn't say beautiful at all.
She's definitely a criminal.
Lock her up.
That's how you do it.
That's how you do it.
She might have been cute in her younger days, but she looks about 40. Looks like she's been partying all night.
I mean, no teacher's going to be happy when something like this happens.
But she's definitely not attractive.
Now, to a 15, ooh, even worse than orange with these glasses on.
Ugh, gross.
Pictures of her, like, dominatrix shit.
What is this?
Gross.
Yeah, lock her up, throw away the key.
So, following the arrest, one of Fortenberry's friends also claimed her son had been groomed by the teacher.
The friend detailed how Fortenberry allegedly showered her son in expensive football gifts and tried to message him repeatedly on Snapchat until she told her son to block the teacher on the social media app.
When she then heard of the teacher's arrest, the friend said she asked her son about the interactions with Fortenberry, and he began to cry as he detailed how she would send him sexually explicit videos of herself and provide him with drugs and what he suspected was alcohol.
No, I get it.
I get it, dude.
I feel for the kids, man, because that's still a really scary situation.
I will say that I was taken advantage of before by older people, and that's probably why I am the way I am.
Broken.
But a situation like this would be scary.
I can be there, but I have my feet in his shoes.
It's not a great feeling.
The boy explained to detectives that Fortenberry would always make him food and would buy him anything he wanted, including vapes, weed, THC carts, and other shit.
He made claims about several instances where Fortenberry allegedly plied him and friends with mushroom pills before encouraging them to touch her sexually.
Dude, that's weird.
Why would she think that feeding them mushrooms would make them more interested in having sex with her?
That's the last thing on my mind when I'm tripping balls on some mushrooms acid or something.
Yeah, I don't know what she is thinking by trying to coerce them into doing things like this sexually after plying them with mushrooms.
That's the last thing they'd be thinking about.
Weird.
Brittany would peer pressure them if they didn't want to take the shrooms, the affidavit reads.
Brittany would grab their arm and she would say, Just let it happen.
Come on, just let it happen.
Weird, dude.
His mom also told cops that her son claimed that Brittany would put the shrooms on a peanut butter sandwich so they couldn't taste them.
So yeah, this lady was definitely a part here.
Mushrooms do taste gross.
They definitely do.
In one instance, the boy claimed that Fortenberry picked him and two friends up and took them to the mall before calling their parents to ask if they could spend the night.
Once there, the then-13-year-old alleged that Fortenberry ordered him and his two friends to have group sex with her, despite the youngsters all being underage.
Alright, so this kid's 13. Yeah, this is even more scary.
Alright, now...
But isn't it also illegal for college teachers, professors, to have sexual relationships with their of-age students, even if they're like 30 years old or whatever?
I think there are laws against that.
Despite it all, though, this lady is definitely a hands-on pedophile.
That's for sure.
That's for sure.
And there's a massive difference between hands-on pedophiles and hands-off pedophiles, but this one is a hands-on, which is by far the worst you can get.
So Brittany had one condition for them to have the gangbang with her, and that was that they had to wear a scream mask to fuck her.
The affidavit says.
Those are her words.
And that was obviously a reference to the famous black and white ghost face masks worn by the killers in the Scream series of horror movies, which all suck balls, but to each their own.
The alleged victim went on to claim that Fortenberry told him she would masturbate over his cool photos.
Holy fuck.
I mean, that's just insane, man.
Insane.
Like she's like rubbing the photos on her clit and shit.
Just getting off.
This bitch is fucking crazy.
His mom also told cops that she had allegedly seen a video that Fortenberry sent to her son of her which showed her carrying out a sex act with his boxers.
This bitch is insane.
Wow.
Making matters worse, the boy claimed Fortenberry's husband, Nicholas Fortenberry, was aware of the alleged abuse and threatened to slaughter him in front of his family if he spoke about it.
Oh, wow.
So the husband, man, was he involved?
He was at the very least aware of it, and he threatened the kids if they talked about it.
Fuck that guy.
The other three alleged victims made equally graphic claims, saying the former teacher sent nude photographs and videos via social media and spent hundreds of dollars on weed, vapes, and clothing for the alleged victims.
The teacher has since blamed her actions on her...
Can you guess why?
Can you guess why?
Weight loss.
Saying that she regretted losing 150 pounds and would have acted differently if she was still heavier.
She lost 150 pounds and she still looks flubby.
Dude, I don't know if that's a good defense.
Saying that I blame my actions on my low self-esteem because I was fat and I lost all that fat and now I'm not so fat doesn't check out.
Still, she was immediately suspended from her role with eminent schools after the allegations emerged in August last year, 2024, and she resigned one day later.
Meanwhile, Nicholas, her husband, is also facing charges of intimidation and failure to report a crime, and he has since filed for divorce.
Dude, he should be guilty of a lot more than that.
He's definitely complicit in the actions.
There's no doubt about that.
No doubt about that.
So, moving on.
Headline here, this comes from 10news.com.
Headline, I ripped away their childhood.
This comes from out of Chula Vista, California.
A San Diego judge sentenced former Teacher of the Year Jacqueline Ma to 30 years to life of prison.
May 9, 2025.
After being sentenced to 30 years to life in prison, Ma broke down in tears as she read a prepared statement in a Chula Vista courtroom admitting to sex crimes against two former students at Lincoln Acres Elementary School in National City.
Fucking elementary school.
She said, quote, I shamed the title of teacher.
End quote.
Sobbing as her family members watched from the courtroom gallery.
Police arrested Ma in 2023 after a parent found inappropriate messages between her son and the teacher.
The abuse started in 2020 and went undetected as Ma took steps to cover her tracks, including using secretive communications, Deputy District Attorney Drew Hart said.
Well, what are these secretive communications?
Snapchat?
Come on.
He said the parents of one student took steps to protect their child, but Ma was still able to abuse the boy.
Quote, He did not have a cell phone.
He did not otherwise have access to the internet.
But Miss Ma still found a way to communicate with him through tablets that were given from the school and through video games.
Okay, that makes sense.
San Diego Superior Court Judge Enrique Camarina said Ma was able to groom the 11 and 12-year-old boys in plain sight.
Now we're getting younger.
This is even more disturbing.
It wasn't caught because she was well-respected and an award-winning teacher.
And see, that's what you do.
You have these good credentials.
You're looking really good because, look, I got these credentials.
And that is how you hide behind your actions.
And she was doing that.
Ma admitted that she manipulated her students and accepted full responsibility for her crimes.
Quote, End quote.
The 36-year-old apologized to her former students.
I ripped away their childhood, she said.
Hart did not rule out the possibility that there could be more victims who haven't come forward yet, but said the authorities have conducted an exhaustive investigation, which is the opposite of what the FBI is doing with the Epstein stuff.
Camarena ordered Ma to register as a sex offender.
She will be eligible for parole after 30 years and will get credit for the 913 days of time she's already been in custody.
30 years!
That's pretty nuts.
That's probably the highest length of time from a female teacher to a male student.
30 years!
In this case, two students, I should say.
So that's nuts.
That's pretty crazy.
Pretty crazy.
Pretty fucking crazy.
Just let it happen.
Just let it happen, they say.
Alright, moving on to this next one.
This comes from Daily Mail, UK.
Woman whose rape lies got innocent man jailed receives disgustingly light sentence.
I hate bitches like this.
And this was on April...
This article came out April 2nd, 2025.
A Pennsylvania woman who falsely accused an innocent man of trying to rape and kidnap her has been sentenced to less than two years in prison.
And yeah, that is disgusting.
You've ruined a man's life by saying that he tried to rape and kidnap you.
If he was found guilty of actually even like attempted rape and attempted kidnapping, he for sure would have seen more than two years in prison.
And this bitch...
This fucking garbage human being only gets two years for falsely accusing this guy?
Her name is Angela Borisova-Yurimova, 20 years old.
She filed a false police report against 41-year-old Daniel Pearson and the claims landed Pearson in jail for a month on a $1 million bail and he was charged with multiple felonies.
Ruined a man's life, you fucking asshole.
I fucking hate women like this, man.
Irimova's story was found to be inconsistent and contradictory following an investigation which eventually led to her plead guilty to lying in January.
She received her sentencing on Tuesday, April 1st of 45 days to 23 months.
In addition to her jail sentence, Judge Stephen Corr added one year of probation and ordered her to undergo a mental health evaluation.
Irimova was ordered to pay $3,600 in restitution and to have no contact with the victim or his family.
Far too easy, Judge Stephen Corr.
Far too easy on this one.
You've probably done some really shitty judging in your past, and you probably will continue to do shitty judging in your future.
I don't trust a single judge, man.
They're all fucking corrupt.
They're all dirty.
They're all assholes.
Not only did this targeted false report impact the victim and his family in unimaginable ways, but there's also a profound ripple effect.
Yeah, dude.
And no matter what, this dude is still gonna fucking have to live this shit.
It doesn't just go away.
It doesn't just go away.
The prosecutor made a statement.
District Attorney Jennifer Shorn said, A crime like this can shatter the community's confidence in the system.
It can jeopardize prosecutions of legitimate crimes of sexual violence.
Yeah, it fucking can.
And it did.
Irimova claimed to have specifically targeted and identified Pearson as her attacker because she had seen him and the truck in the past and was able to describe him and the vehicle to the police.
Her description of the dark blue Ford F-150 pickup truck detailed a thin blue line sticker on the back windshield with visible dents and rust of the exterior.
I don't know why that's important, but it is.
The injury to her face was allegedly due to an altercation with a family member.
Oh, so she fucking beat herself up and blamed it on this guy.
Fuck you, Irmova.
I fucking hope you...
Oh, I'm getting pent up.
Pearson was freed following her admission of lying about the attack and charges were withdrawn.
Additionally, Pearson's children watched their father be arrested and his family protested his innocence for his freedom.
This is what I'm talking about.
Fucking destroyed a man's life.
This happens all the time, guys.
This happens constantly.
Cases such as this taint the stories of women who truthfully experience sexual crimes.
Yeah, it certainly does.
She encouraged those who have experienced sexual crimes to come forward, and added it should be documented, investigated, and they should be heard, and they shouldn't be silenced with fear when they see things like this.
It just makes this case all that more egregious, that this woman claimed to be a victim and used this system.
I don't even know for what purpose.
Using this system to target a man she didn't know, I would hope that it doesn't have a chilling effect on women.
But it is a concern, said one of the investigators.
Irimova was booked into Buck's County Correctional Facility.
Women who falsely accuse men of this sort of shit...
Shit like this should not fly.
I just do not like it at all.
I do not respect women like this.
Not for a fucking second.
But let's move to this next one.
This one is pretty interesting.
Russian wife who is...
Oh, it comes from Daily Mail, UK.
Russian wife who is recorded urging her soldier husband to rape Ukrainian women but use protection is sentenced to five years in prison.
Now, granted, this is in Russia rather than the United States, but like I was going to say, dude, this motherfucking lady gets five years in prison for just telling her husband that shit.
But then you get this fucking woman who literally destroyed a man's life.
It's two years.
This system.
But yes, alas, this is in Russia.
Different laws.
Different sentences.
So this comes from out of...
No, April 2nd.
April 2nd, 2025.
Olga Bitkovskaya was convicted in absentia of violating the laws and customs of war by the...
Shevchenkovsky District Court of Kiev on March 24th.
And for those who don't know, you know, being convicted in absentia, it just means you're not in that area, you're not in that court, but they still will sentence you because they can't, you know, either can't find you or you're just somewhere else being held somewhere or whatever.
You're just not there to be sentenced.
So that's in absentia.
It comes after a woman from the Oriol Oblast was placed on an international wanted list by the Ukrainian authorities in December 2022.
In April of the same year, the Security Service of Ukraine, the SSU, released audio of an intercepted conversation between a Russian soldier named Roman Bikovsky and his wife, Bikovkaskaya.
The woman was heard giving her husband permission to rape Ukrainian women as long as he uses protection.
Now, first, how did that conversation even get brought up?
That's what I want to know.
Now, I know that Jewish people, the IDF over there, happily raped the Palestinians.
Children, women, whatever.
They are so gleeful about it.
They film themselves doing it.
They post it on social media.
They just openly don't care.
But here we have a Russian man raping Ukrainian women, as long as he uses protection.
The wife gave him permission.
But how did this get brought up?
How did this conversation?
Was he like, Hey, babe, I'm over here killing all these Ukrainian people.
I need something to make me happy, and I think sex would do it, so I'm going to have to rape some women over here.
Is that okay, babe?
She's like, Yeah, sure.
Just use protection so I don't have to get Ukrainian juices in.
Whatever it would be.
Who knows what she said, but she okays it.
Gives him permission.
Strange.
The shocking 30-second clip was released on April 12, 2022, as Ukraine's president, Vladimir Zelensky, fuckface Zelensky, Accused Russian troops of carrying out hundreds of rapes, including sexual assaults of small children in his country.
First of all, it's not your country, Zelensky.
You're a piece of shit actor.
You're a piece of shit entertainer, I guess.
Not an actor.
I mean, you did act.
I don't want to call him an actor because his acting sucks.
You know?
He sucks.
Man of the People, whatever that show's called.
Fucking stupid.
The guy fucking plays piano with his penis.
Wow, so cool.
So exhilarating.
Wow, Zelensky, you're so fucking original.
Fuck that guy.
Pekovskaya's paratrooper husband who took part in Russia's full-scale invasion of Ukraine has claimed that the male voice in the SSU recording is not his.
It very well might not be.
You don't know.
Pretty easy to fake shit these days.
However, his voice is reportedly the same as the one in the law enforcement officer's recordings.
Yeah.
Okay.
Like I said, you can easily fake shit, especially a voice.
Anyone can go on the internet right now and just type in free AI voiceovers or whatever, you know, something along those lines.
You can find any accent.
You can find any tone.
You can change the tone, the speed, anything.
You can easily fake people's fucking voices.
People have been doing what Donald Trump, Drumpf, for many years.
Anyway.
Bykovskaya's actions were found to violate Article 27.2 of the Convention on the Protection of the Civilian Population in Time of War and the Geneva Conventions.
The court has now sentenced the wife to five years behind bars starting from the date of her arrest.
She will also be required to compensate the Ukrainian state for over 280 pounds in legal costs.
Initially, What about him?
What the hell?
The audio clip shared by the SSU opened with the blue and yellow title, Security Service Intercept.
Wives of Russian invaders allow their men to rape Ukrainian women.
The voice of a woman is then heard saying, So yeah, do it over there.
It quickly becomes clear what she is agreeing to.
Here's what she says.
Ukrainian women there.
Rape them.
Yeah.
Don't tell me anything.
Understand?
She adds with a shy laugh.
That's funny.
A man's voice is then heard.
Uh-huh.
So, I should rape and not tell you anything?
He asks, clarifying that the woman is giving him permission.
Yes.
So that I wouldn't know anything.
The woman's voice says, before they are both heard laughing this time.
Ha, ha, ha, ha.
Ha, ha.
Why do you ask?
She adds.
Can I really?
He asks again.
Yeah, I allow you.
She says with a giggle.
Just use protection.
She adds.
The man replies again.
Okay.
Investigative journalists at Radio Liberty worked with law enforcement in Ukraine to track the phone involved in the call, with one of the numbers being traced to the Kyrgyz region in 2022.
The investigators then found that the two phone numbers were linked to two accounts on Russia's Vkontakte?
Social network belonging to Bikovsky and Bikovskaya.
I am going to have to check out that social media.
Vkontakte?
V-K-O-N-T-A-K-T-E.
Make an account there and see if I can't get tracked by Vladimir Putin himself.
Hopefully you can just listen to the show.
Roman's account was closed to the public.
However, reporters found him pictured in photographs uploaded by one of his friends, Alexei Zabrusov, which showed that they served together in 2016 in the same army division.
From there, the investigators were able to find other friends and family members of Roman, which led them to more pictures of him in military uniform, which established that he is now part of Russia's 108th Guards Airborne Assault Regiment.
A unit known for its involvement in the annexation of Crimea in 2014.
They also learned that the couple had moved to the Russian-occupied Crimean peninsula approximately around 2018.
On her account, she was shown in pictures with the man identified as Roman Pekovsky.
It also showed the pair share a four-year-old child together.
Now, when you have a conspiracy mind like myself...
Words mean a lot.
And so it says, it shows the pair sharing a four-year-old child together.
I'm pretty sure it means they have a child together.
But the way they word it sounds pretty ominous.
Radio Liberty tried calling the couple using the numbers that were discovered.
Bukowski reportedly answered and denied that he was still in the Kyrsten region.
And once he learned that he was being contacted by reporters, also denied.
That he was the man in the audio recording.
However, Radio Liberty said his voice was a match.
Bukowska also answered and confirmed to Radio Liberty that her husband was in Sevastopol being treated for an injury.
You see that?
She just threw him under the bus.
After revealing that, she quickly cut the phone off after realizing her stupid mistake.
Her social media account was deleted soon after that.
The 30-second audio clip of the conversation was posted to the Telegram channel of the security service in Ukraine, SBU, which I'm not going to play because I highly doubt many people are even going to understand that shit.
Wives of Russian aggressors call on their husbands to rape Ukrainian women, the agency wrote on Telegram along with the clip.
This shocking interception by the SBU reflects the moral values not only of the occupiers, but also of their relatives, 80% of whom now support the war in Ukraine, the agency claimed in its description of the recording.
I swear, man.
All these countries and all their stupid wars and all the bullshit they tell the people, it's just...
What are we doing as a society?
And I'll just, like, speak...
On behalf of Americans, like, what are we doing?
We are getting rolled over constantly, and we do nothing about it.
It's so fucking shitty.
Like, the main reason is people cannot organize.
Like, that's the main thing.
People can't organize.
They know that if they do, the government, a lot of threats by the government, like, you're going to go to prison if you partake in any sort of militia or this or that.
And then you have the problem of when people do get organized, you always have a few of these quote-unquote alphas who are super narcissistic and think that they would be better to be the leader of these groups.
And you have multiple of those types vying for respect and credit and all sorts of shit.
And that's what really makes it impossible for a legitimate militia or group to form...
To actually show the government that we fucking cannot handle this shit anymore and we're going to have to take matters into our own hands sooner than later.
You know?
It's like, if we could just organize for one common goal, that would be great.
Is it dangerous?
Yeah, 100% it's dangerous.
Because, I mean, civil war is going to happen.
No matter what, it's going to happen.
In how young this country is, like 200 or whatever, 250 years, whatever.
It's one civil war.
One civil war.
In that amount of time.
And we live in far worse circumstances now than we ever did.
I mean, the government is tyrannical.
They have weapons that we cannot even...
You know what I mean?
We get rifles, AR-15s and some handguns.
Maybe some people have some grenades left over or whatever from World War II or some shit.
But, you know, we don't have the capabilities of flying unmanned drones that can drop explosive devices on tanks or encampments or anything like that.
We don't have the technological ability of that.
But the government does.
The government has infrared, heat signatures, they've got everything to track us down, one by one.
They have the ability to take a person's DNA and make a biological weapon specifically designed to kill that person because of that DNA.
What do we have?
Slingshots.
So, moving on.
Moving on.
This comes from the Daily Express News, March 19th, 2025.
California model charged with killing man during sex stunt after he paid her $11,000.
Not a good idea.
A model based out of San Diego, California has been charged with second-degree murder after a man paid her to perform a sexual stunt that killed him.
Michaela Bresci-Ralarsdom, 31, was arrested last month, two years after the death of her former client, Michael Dale, 55. She recorded a video of their interaction for her OnlyFans profile, which showed Dale suffocated with a bag over his head and secured with duct tape for eight minutes, the San Diego Union Tribune reported.
suffocated like that.
God damn.
And a lot of guys get off, and the old people in general get off on that sort of shit.
You know, autorotic asphyxiation.
But sometimes you take it too far.
His arms and legs were also bound to prevent him from removing the head covering.
She also allegedly glued boots to his feet, which she claimed was done at his request.
This whole thing just sounds like a murder.
Straight up, murder.
The encounter reportedly took place at an Incandido, California home.
The video shows Michaela, who uses the stage name A-S-S-H-L-E-Y.
A-S-S-H-L-E-Y.
A-S-S-H-L-E-Y.
She started to realize something was wrong and called 911.
Eventually, the cops would arrive and perform CPR.
Now let's just look at the...
Average ambulance response time, 8 minutes and 59 seconds.
The average response for emergency services to get to a location is about 9 minutes.
That's, yeah, more than enough time to suffocate.
Dale was hospitalized and declared brain dead the following day and would succumb to lack of oxygen to the brain.
Reports say that Dale contacted Michaela through a website used for escort services.
They had exchanged texts where he requested to be wrapped like a mummy in saran wrap.
Okay, so I guess he was into it.
So it sounds like he just was.
This was a sex stunt gone wrong.
He paid her more than $11,000 for the services.
Good God.
The day of his death, she arrived around 6 p.m., where Dale appeared to be intoxicated.
About four hours later, 9-11 would be called.
Michaela was arrested and denied bail.
She was charged with second-degree murder.
A major question in this case will be whether or not the actions that took place between Michaela and Dale were consensual, despite what Michaela had told the police.
The incident was allegedly a part of two consenting adults partaking in what is known as BDSM.
Which means bondage, discipline, or domination, sadism, and masochism.
I don't understand why people are into that shit.
I've never understood it.
I've seen videos of guys who love their balls stomped on in high heels.
Or those high heel stiletto, the extending part of the shoe.
Goes into the guy's urethra.
Sounding is what that's called.
Like, I've seen some shit like that.
And it's like, what are you...
Crushing a man's balls.
And they get off on that.
How could you get off on that?
It's almost like it's not even a sexual thing.
Right?
Because, like, the whole point of sex or anything sexual in nature is to, like, come.
Right?
To orgasm.
And when you're getting your balls stomped on...
I really don't see how you even have the physiological ability to orgasm.
So it's more of just pain.
The whole sadism aspect of it.
And then you think about it later or something.
Or watch a video that you recorded as you did it.
And then you jack off to it.
I don't know, man.
I don't know how that shit works.
Like I said, I have never understood that.
BDSM.
I, for one, never a fan.
Never a fan of being tied up or whips or hot wax or being stomped on the testicles.
I've never been into anything like that.
That's just beyond me.
But according to legal experts, the victim's consent is not a defense for homicide, but it could be a factor in the case.
Yeah.
Could be a factor in the case.
Isn't that something?
We live in a wild world, man.
Crazy shit's going on these days.
Alright, moving on.
What else we got?
Let's just get into some weird news.
How about that?
Just a couple stories before we close this out.
Stuff that's not sexual in nature.
Man arrested for poisoning co-workers soda with superglue?
That one.
Yeah, we'll do that one.
So this comes from the Daily Mail UK.
Man arrested for poisoning co-workers' soda with superglue.
Comes from March 27, 2025.
A Milwaukee man was arrested for poisoning his co-workers' soda cans with superglue after she set up a secret camera and caught the culprit in the act.
Joseph Ross, 34, has been charged with placing foreign objects in edibles after he was allegedly recorded squeezing Gorilla Glue into a woman's Coca-Cola at their workplace on Wisconsin State Fair Park grounds.
A woman named J.H. in a criminal complaint first suspected her soda was being tainted when she noticed a strong chemical smell and taste and became ill after drinking it.
She had observed the same unsettling odor and flavor from her drinks over the course of two or three weeks.
God.
This fucking asshole.
In order to get to the bottom of the bizarre situation, J.H. placed a spy camera underneath her computer screen to see if anyone was coming over to her desk and putting something in her drinks.
Upon checking the footage, the woman was horrified to learn her suspicions were correct.
After relaying the sickening information to police, they interviewed Ross, who admitted to putting a supplement in J.H.'s soda.
So does.
Plural.
Investigators then scoured the office, specifically Ross's desk, and reportedly found latex gloves with a bottle of Gorilla brand superglue.
The accused soda spiker was arrested and charged on Tuesday.
His bail is set at $10,000.
$10,000 is it?
Wow.
Wow, I say.
Like, who's this judge?
Is this Judge Stephen Core again?
The fucking dude only gave that woman who ruined a man's life two years?
What a joke.
What a fucking joke.
$10,000.
Um, let's see.
Moving on.
From estrangedaysnews.com The Great Shower Debate.
Nearly half of Americans pee in the shower.
This comes from March 8th, 2025.
According to a recent survey of 2,000 Americans, nearly a quarter admit to letting it flow while they rinse off.
Specifically, 12% said they pee in the shower every single day, while another 12% do so several times a week.
Millennials appear to be leading the charge with a solid 25% confessing to making it part of their daily routine.
Compare that to Gen Xers, where only 13% are on board.
And baby boomers who lag far behind at just 6%.
Now, you would think the older you get, the more you'd pee in the shower.
Right?
That only makes sense to me.
But that's because I pee in the shower.
Who doesn't pee in the fucking shower?
I guarantee you these people are not being truthful.
Everybody pees in the shower.
Why wouldn't you?
Warm water runs over your body.
Your bladder is like, oh, this is nice.
And you fucking pee.
Like, why would you wait, get out of the shower, pee, flush?
There's no point.
You're already in a toilet, quote-unquote.
Just pee in the fucking shower.
The drain will take it right on down.
Everything will be rinsed right out because you're going to be soapy.
That soap's going to fall down.
It's a win-win situation.
When broken down by gender, it shows that...
30% of men report peeing in the shower regularly compared to 20% of women.
That's probably because women think it's gross that the urine runs down their leg or something.
I don't know what else.
Why?
It's obvious why men do it.
We can pee anywhere.
You know?
Anywhere.
Women, it's kind of difficult.
Women, here's a question for you.
And please, send me an email and answer this.
This is for the peers.
When you pee, women, when you pee in the shower, do you squat?
Or do you just stand?
What do you do?
How do you do it?
Email me.
Paranautic at gmail.com.
And then if you zoom out and look at the bigger picture, 45% of Americans pee in the shower at least occasionally throughout the year.
Interestingly, not everyone even has their shower space to themselves.
The survey found that only 39% of respondents are the sole users of the showers.
The rest?
They're sharing.
41% with their partners, 18% with their kids.
It makes you wonder, how many people are unknowingly stepping into a shower that's been peed in?
I'll answer that for you.
100%.
100% of the people are stepping into a shower that's been peed in.
There is not one shower stall in all of America, in all of the United States, that has not been peed in.
100% of those showers has been peed in.
Guarantee it.
And on average, Americans clean their showers only 9 times a year.
Time-wise, Americans believe the ideal shower should last about 13 minutes.
Millennials, however, stretch that to 17 minutes.
I don't know.
I take pretty quick showers.
Basically, as...
You know, I go from head to toe.
And maybe ten minutes around there.
Like, I have things to do.
I'm busy.
I have many better things to be doing than standing in showers peeing.
You know?
But if you pee in the shower, you're far from alone.
Just aim wisely.
Ladies and gentlemen, I personally aim for my girlfriend's feet.
Or back.
When she's not looking.
And she doesn't know, so shh.
This next article also comes from strangedaysnews.com.
Poll shows many Gen Zers don't know how to change a light bulb.
And let me just see...
So for those who don't know, and I didn't, these are things I don't really give a fuck about knowing, but Gen Z spans from 1997 to 2012.
Poll shows many Gen Zers do not know how to change a light bulb.
This is factual.
This comes from January 15, 2025.
Generation Z, a group often characterized by its tech-savvy but criticized for its lack of practical skills, is now under the spotlight for something shockingly simple.
Many of them don't know how to change a light bulb.
One of those normal, typical, in-the-ceiling, incandescent light bulbs.
A recent study conducted by Halfords, a UK-based retailer, surveyed 2,000 adults across multiple generations.
The findings were, well, illuminating.
Nearly 25% of Gen Z respondents admitted they didn't know how to change a lightbulb in a ceiling fixture.
Many cited fears like, quote, the bulb might be too hot, end quote, or, quote, climbing a ladder is too dangerous, end quote.
Oh my god, you fucking fairies.
By contrast, millennials, Gen Xers, and baby boomers demonstrated significantly higher levels of competency in basic do-it-yourself tasks.
The research showed that less than 10% of baby boomers, for instance, struggled with something as simple as replacing a bulb.
And that's probably because they're fucking old.
But it doesn't stop there.
The survey also revealed that less than half of Gen Zers know how to inflate a car tire.
And 30% couldn't identify a flathead screwdriver.
Oh, you fucking retards.
A surprising 21% of this generation couldn't even recognize a wrench.
And for more delicate tasks like hanging a picture frame, one in ten said they'd hired a professional instead of attempting it themselves.
What kind of fucking society is this?
How are people becoming so fucking retarded?
Like, there's gotta be a point in everyone's life where they literally change a lightbulb, right?
Or, like, screw something together?
Who doesn't...
This is astounding.
Unreal.
This lack of practical skills isn't just an inconvenience.
It's a financial burden.
On average, Gen Z spends over $1,500 per year outsourcing basic chores like changing light bulbs, washing cars, and assembling furniture.
Compare that to Gen X's average of $470 or Baby Boomer's modest $300.
And the trend becomes clear.
Younger generations are paying more to do less because they're retarded.
This reliance on outsourcing has earned Gen Z the nickname Got It Generation, short for Get Others to Do It.
While some argue it's simply a reflection of modern convenience, others see it as a troubling loss of independence.
Psychologist Yamalas Diaz attributes much of this skills gap to the digital age.
Quote, So much of their lives are automated, convenient, and outsourced.
End quote.
From food delivery apps to smart home devices, Gen Z has grown up in a world where technology often replaces manual effort.
Yeah, but still.
Nobody has a robot to change a lightbulb.
I guess they're outsourcing it.
Call up a fucking neighbor or a friend.
Will you come change my lightbulb?
No, like, still.
People hearing that request would be like, dude, are you serious?
Change the fucking lightbulb yourself.
Diaz adds that this over-reliance on tech means they've had fewer opportunities to learn practical, hands-on skills.
Their problem isn't just with lightbulbs, either.
The survey found that a significant portion of Gen Zers are hesitant to take on any task involving tools, cars, or minor home repairs.
It's not too late for Gen Z to light the way forward.
Yeah, so...
That's just really interesting shit, man.
Gen Zers are literally fucking retarded.
Who comes after them?
And who comes after them?
And who comes after them?
We're going to literally regress into not using our brains, and so our bodies are going to be like, well, I guess we don't need this, and I guess we don't need to use this part of our brain because we never use it.
We are going to eventually become retards.
Full-on retards.
Wow.
Wow.
Interesting shit.
And speaking of shit, this could be the last story here.
Comes from Strangedaysnews.com.
Pooping in hardware stores.
It's a thing.
Comes from January 23rd, 2025.
Something downright odd is sweeping hardware stores.
And it's got people scratching their heads.
And in some cases, For reasons nobody fully understands, its shoppers are experiencing what feels like an immediate call of nature.
One Melbourne man summed it up on social media.
Why does stepping into Bunnings hit harder than the strongest laxative?
Good question.
His question has struck a nerve, literally, with countless others chiming in to say they share eerily similar experiences.
Out of the woodwork, people are admitting that every single time they visit the hardware store, they need to go poo-poos.
Some more than once.
Now, for me, I don't think I've ever had the urge to go poop when I go in a hardware store.
But I definitely get the urge going in stores.
What would do that?
The smell?
Memories?
Like, there's got to be some sort of reaction going on.
Some sort of chemical reaction.
Some sort of thing in the vagus nerve, maybe.
But you walk in, you smell all that.
Hardware smell?
What is a hardware smell?
What is that?
It's interesting.
Why are shoppers pooping in hardware stores?
A question has been asked.
Medical experts have a theory.
Sydney-based doctor Zach Turner says this curious urge boils down to the intricate connection between our brain and gut.
Known as the enteric nervous system, or ENS, this second brain communicates with our main noggin via the vagus nerve.
Oh, look at that.
Vagus nerve.
This constant chatter can spark unexpected reactions like sudden bowel movements triggered by sensory cues.
But it's not just Bunnings.
This happens everywhere else.
Interestingly, this phenomenon isn't exclusive to hardware stores.
Shoppers report similar issues at Kmart.
Who the fuck is going to Kmart?
Spotlight and Chemist Warehouse.
One TikTok user confessed it happens every time they hit up Kmart.
Quote, Boy, I thought I was the only one.
End quote.
Even store employees jumped into the conversation, sharing that they feel the same way.
Quote, Boy, it's real.
Boy can't explain it, but it happens.
End quote.
Boy, they're stepping into burnings here harder than the strongest laxative.
And if you think this is strictly an Aussie thing, think again.
A similar phenomenon, called the Mariko Aoki Syndrome, was coined in Japan to describe the same gut-triggering effect in bookstores.
As Dr. Turner put it, I can't do a Japanese accent, so I won't try.
I won't even try.
I'll just do it regularly.
Our bodies are complicated.
This is just another example of how they react to the world around us.
End quote.
So, the question is now, ladies and gentlemen, can you avoid pooping in the hardware stores?
Can you?
Experts say this phenomenon is moistly harmless, and there are ways to prepare.
One, plan ahead.
Use the bathroom before your trip.
But I will say here, that doesn't always work.
Doesn't always work.
Two, mind your diet.
Stay hydrated and eat fiber-rich foods to keep things running smoothly.
Also, maybe skip the double-shot espresso before heading out.
Again, if you're taking fiber-rich foods, I feel like you're going to be pooping more, more often.
So that doesn't really stand up.
Three, practice mindfulness.
Deep breathing and stress management can calm the gut-brain axis.
Less stress equals less urgency.
That one's pretty stupid.
Pretty stupid.
I think that was a Gen Zer who wrote that one.
Fucking retards.
I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding.
I swear to God.
Four.
Stay active.
Regular exercise not only improves digestion, but can also make your gut less sensitive to sudden triggers.
So, embrace it.
Laugh about it.
Maybe grab a friend or two and make it a group thing.
To further strengthen those friendships.
That's what I do.
But that, ladies and gentlemen, is going to be the end of this episode.
I love you all.
Thank you for tuning in today.
And next week, maybe even later this week, actually, we will be posting part two of John David Norman.
I'm pretty sure, I hope we will.
I hope we'll be recording.
We're supposed to do it today, but Cricket couldn't come and I had to just do this out of the blue.
So I think we are planning on recording part two later this week and I'll have it up maybe Thursday.
If not, then Sunday for sure.
So with that said, ladies and gentlemen, please take care of yourselves and take care of one another.
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