Episode 96. Hurricanes, Tornadoes, Arrest the Jew Haters, Oh My!
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but the sad thing is when I looked at the production value, it wasn't exactly out of the realm of possibility.
Goodness gracious.
Well, there's a lot of shit going on today in this crazy world, isn't there?
Just like always.
It's pretty nuts because there'll be like a couple days of like nothing, like no real news, and then the next day it's just like flooded with tons of shit.
Yeah. I mean, a lot of that's just news glut where...
One or two things will get massively over-reported.
So then after that stuff kind of clears out of the way, you start to sift through the wreckage to get the smaller stories that only get reported locally or regionally.
They don't get that national or international attention that the big shiny ones do.
Yeah, like all this hurricane stuff, which is big news.
Not to minimize it, because it is massive news.
As the news towards the hurricane starts to repeat itself, since there's an awful lot of repetitions in the story of people are still hurting out there and needing help and conflicting reports about how well that's happening, then now we're getting more something through.
What's going on at the hurricane, Helene?
Have you looked into any updates on that?
As far as I know, the victim tolls up to like...
230, like 200 million in damages or something?
Oh yeah, huge amounts of damages.
I don't believe the 2 million are going to have power restored for a while.
At least they didn't last time I looked.
So they're still all out of power there.
The ongoing relief efforts are still continuing, so obviously things are far from back to normal there.
Yeah, and at least six states have been affected by that very, very strange hurricane.
Seems to have just been formed out of thin air.
Well, you know, as we get new and fancy things and new and modernized, you know, conveniences, we get new and modern hurricanes.
Yeah, I'm right.
We definitely do.
Glamour hurricanes.
Designer hurricanes.
Yes, designer hurricanes.
Yeah, so Hurricane Helene is the second deadliest since Katrina in 2005.
That's pretty crazy.
So, yeah, there's still a lot of rescue efforts going on with Helene.
But what about this newest hurricane, Milton?
Milton, well, it looks bad.
I mean, it's so bad that there's already videos out showing the devastation of the hurricane, but supposedly it hasn't hit me landfall yet.
I mean, people are already putting up fake videos about how awful it's going to be, so I'm pretty sure they know it's going to be awful.
Oh, it's going to be awful.
For sure it's going to be awful.
It's going to be extremely rough.
It was up to Cat 5 last time I looked.
Yeah, it was Cat 5 and then went down to Category 4 and then it's back up to Category 5 right before it hits.
It doesn't look good.
It does not look good.
No, I mean, the only upside of it, which isn't really an upside, it's just not a detriment, is that in this case the people are significantly more prepared because...
This isn't exactly a place that's surprised by hurricanes.
The last place, that corridor, was very unaccustomed to the hurricane going there most of the time, or at least to that extent from what I was reading.
So it shouldn't be a surprise this time.
Yeah, well, it shouldn't be a surprise at all for anybody who's lived in Florida their entire lives.
How many hurricanes have they experienced, you know?
Every year is at least one big one.
It's like, why do you live there?
Why do you live there?
Why do you live in Tornado Valley?
Oh, yeah.
I mean, you've got ocean on both sides of you.
You've got pretty poor odds of avoiding hurricanes as a whole.
Yeah, dude.
It's beautiful.
It's really beautiful there, but is it worth a major deadly threat every year?
You know?
Is it worth it?
It's like right now, dude, Florida's actually under a huge tornado.
Warning as well.
There are tornadoes popping up all over Florida due to these high-pressure, low-pressure systems, whatever, from the hurricane.
So, not only do they have hurricanes, they have massive tornadoes.
One just touched down four hours ago, as of recording this, on the 9th of October.
Looks like one touched down in Clewiston, which is about 60 miles to the northeast of Fort Myers, Florida.
Massive tornado.
So yeah, these are just popping out.
Feels like overkill.
It's like somebody's playing SimCity and just clicking the disaster button.
Yeah. Are we going to get a giant...
It's going to be a giant Bowser next.
Yeah. Next disaster.
What's this one do?
The Bowser version of Gojira.
Oh god, Bowser just pops out of nowhere.
Kamala Harris is princess.
Yeah, the hurricane looks pretty big, dude.
I mean, the tornado looks massive.
So, how did Milton even, like, come about?
Because it just, like, kind of had a rapid rise in the southeastern region of Florida there.
They named it, like, Big Bend region.
And so, it formed the Gulf of Mexico, started as a tropical depression, and became a hurricane.
So, people are saying this is all harp.
Harp, harp, harp.
People are saying this is all designed by the elite deep state, these crazy scientists who want to cause just massive destruction, chaos.
What do you think about that?
Definitely not discount it.
I mean, in defense of the people saying, well, this is normal, well, there's a lot of completely abnormal things that have become normal as of this point.
For real.
So, it's hard for your brain to really process.
This is different.
This is not the same.
When so many things are completely twisted on their head.
People are like, it's not weather modification.
Blah, blah, blah.
It is weather modification.
And that shit's been around forever.
These guys have been doing it since at least Vietnam with Operation Popeye.
They've been seeding and modifying storms.
In the Vietnam War, there's this one scientist guy.
He was on Trump.
Not Trump.
Alex Jones, I was listening to one of his shows, his latest shows, and he's talking about all the different weather modification programs and who was in charge and different experiments they did.
And this one guy was talking about, he's like the guy, the lead scientist who started seeding clouds.
He came up with the idea, he was the first one who flew into a storm cloud and like seeded it with silver oxide, I think, silver oxide particles.
And they're able to use these ground stations.
Using electricity and whatever else, and they're able to literally steer these storm clouds.
And in Vietnam, they did it, and they washed out crazy bridges that they couldn't blow up.
And they just dropped all this rain into these areas, and it caused massive flooding.
And it wiped out all these bridges.
They're like, well, look at that.
Now we can weaponize weather.
Yeah, exactly.
They couldn't bring on a monsoon season, but they could worsen it to a significant enough degree that...
I mean, you might as well be controlling it.
And honestly, the notion that in the time between when a computer took up an entire room to the point where that same computer would fit on your calculator, we have summed out how not advanced this technology in the slightest is frankly a more absurd theory than that we have weather control.
I could see we can't make them, but we could intensify and worsen them in some way, being an argument.
But we can't do anything better at this point.
I mean, come on.
Have you seen literally every other facet of technology?
It didn't stay.
It didn't stay in the 70s.
This is the 70s.
This is not the 2010s that they did this.
There was a significant amount of time.
That has taken place in between then to potentially advance technology.
And yet somehow because, you know, that's silly, well then you can't even consider it or you get kicked out of polite company.
All one has to do is look at the United Arab Emirates that was last year, earlier this year even maybe.
They created rain.
They literally created rain.
They're growing grass where it's all desert.
And they openly...
Publicize that.
Like, yeah, we are seeding the clouds.
We're creating rain.
Because those are massive floods that the United Emirates have ever seen, you know?
People are like, what the hell?
Camels are, like, floating in the rivers?
It's like, holy shit.
The desert became the Nile.
It literally did.
The CIA admits to all of this stuff.
Henry Kissinger, I mean, BlackRock, Vanguard, they all own the shit.
And actually, BlackRock and Vanguard, they actually just made a...
Finalize like a $90 million lithium contract with, I think, Georgia or Florida or something like that?
Which lithium is huge for all of these projects.
See, and realistically, if you can do that, this whole notion that we couldn't feed everyone becomes quite absurd.
Because if you could turn all that into arable land, how could you not feed everyone at that point?
Yeah, dude, that reminds me.
You control the weather, you control the people.
They are literally going to cause food shortages.
Either creating a situation, environment where it's not warm enough for plants to grow and flower and get harvest or it's not cold enough or not warm enough, whatever.
They can manipulate the environment where you can't grow a goddamn thing and only a certain Monsanto seed will grow in the soil.
If they can better the environment, they can definitely worsen it.
I mean, that's an easier task.
Much easier than better.
The hard task is restoring a desert to arable land.
I mean, that's miraculous levels of amazing technology.
That's quite a bit better than being able to prolong a monsoon season in an area that already has significant rains.
I mean, that's massive.
And then you have the CIA director, John Brennan.
He talked about all sorts of the geoengineering and stratospheric aerosol injections that they're doing, and he's all for it.
He made a speech at the Council of Foreign Relations about it, and it's pretty big.
So, I mean, this stuff exists.
It's real.
They are definitely creating storms.
They are manipulating storms, and they are, when it comes down to it, they are...
These are crimes against humanity.
They are literally...
Willingly and knowingly killing people with these quote-unquote experiments, whatever you want to call them.
This is one of the harder ones to fathom, at the very least, because it's so hard to see it in front of you.
Weather's already such an esoteric concept.
How does it happen?
How do clouds form?
How does that work in the first place?
Just thinking of the concept from a scientific level is already pretty abstract.
When you throw in, we can manipulate it now.
That's a pretty tough road to hoe for your mind.
And so it's really easy to let social negative pressure overcome you so you just don't even look into or question any of that.
I mean, chemtrails are the same thing.
There's plenty of people who don't believe in them just simply because...
It's a scary concept, and I would be looked at as stupid if I talked about them possibly being real.
And so, therefore, it isn't really strange that that contrail isn't going away, because I'd be a dumbass if I thought that was weird.
Yeah. And, I mean, despite the evidence of their own admissions of chemtrails being legit, people just cannot accept the fact that there are government officials.
Who are poisoning everybody.
I mean, it just shows me that the most powerful magic in the universe is the exclusive club.
Right. Because people will believe any bullshit, stay in it.
Yeah. No matter what.
They'll go against...
They'll believe stuff that hurts them.
As it's hurting them.
Because being in the club is that important.
Who was it?
napoleon who said that people would uh do pretty much would do pretty much any kind of atrocity and put their lives at any kind of risk in exchange for a few small metals and i'm like thinking to myself why waste the materials just
give them a name that's good enough for most people they don't even need the metal yeah
In 1962, Vice President Lyndon B. Johnson gave a speech and he said, quote, It lays the predicate and foundation for the development of a weather satellite that will permit man to determine the world's cloud layer, and ultimately to control the weather,
and he controls the weather, controls the world.
End quote.
Yeah, that was President LBJ that said that.
That was in 1962.
Yeah, and then like any technology, of course, it's never fully perfect, so you get unforeseen consequences, and you never quite pull it off the way you think you're going to.
Well, you get things like the cloud seeding turning into monsoon season, turning into flooding.
Because we're arrogant and we know how to do things, but we think we're always perfect at it, and then we fuck it up.
Yeah, and it's like they don't care.
They just want to be able to control it, and they don't care the extent of the damage.
Of course, they want the fullest extent of damage that they can cause, but they can't control it 100%.
So there's going to be collateral damage, things like that.
Collateral damage, unforeseen consequences.
That amount of moisture got to come from somewhere, and it goes somewhere, and it being somewhere else results in differentiating effects from the original outcome, which would have been that water staying in place.
A pretty massive displacement to just kind of hand wave and say, yeah, we got it under control.
But at the same time, it definitely reflects the overall arrogance that all these decisions are made with.
Yeah, and John Brennan even said in their experiments of weather modification, because he said this in a geopolitical...
Um, sense of mind there.
He's saying, if we take this water and accumulate in one area, it's going to affect a different area because we took all of that moisture.
And so if we want to bring this moisture to point B or point A, whatever, and make our plants grow over here, well, that's got to come from somewhere.
And so point C over here is now dry.
There's no arable soil.
It's, it's, it's useless.
It's a desert now because he took all that moisture.
Yeah, it's equivalent exchange.
It's like the plot of Fullmetal Alchemist, for God's sake.
The pretty basic principle of reality is that something going somewhere else means it's not in the original place.
Yeah, there's superposition and indeterminacy, but enough people have placed it in the new place that it's there now.
Honestly. So, yeah, everybody in Florida and Georgia and everywhere else that's going to be affected by Milton.
Man, buckle up.
Oh, shit, there's also another hurricane on the east coast of Florida called Hurricane Kirk.
It's going to be a Category 3 currently, apparently.
Or Category 4, actually.
Ah, the old one-two punch.
That's bitchin'.
The old one-two.
See, I don't know what happens when hurricanes collide, but I can't imagine that them hitting both sides of the state at the same time is going to do any wonders for rescue efforts, just in general responses.
Oh, that's going to be nasty.
Yeah, and it's not...
So Milton's going to come and hit Florida.
My praise to all of you.
Hurricane Kirk is supposed to hit landfall when?
Let's see, three days ago.
May you find safety.
On Thursday, it was a Category 4. It's been a week.
One day ago.
No. At any rate, any storm hitting the East Coast after Hurricane Milton comes is going to cause some more devastation.
So it's going to be pretty shite.
Pretty shite.
I don't know.
Most definitely.
A lot of people have evacuated, but anybody remaining, I just hope everything turns out okay.
And they do have a lot of shelters in place.
Yeah, again, the preparedness level is definitely different here, since the expectation of hurricanes is roughly 100%.
Yeah, and at least seven tornadoes have been spawned by Milton so far.
President Biden says, Milton looks like the storm of the century.
I mean, the really amazing thing is that he didn't accidentally call it a different storm.
Like, imagine if he called it Katrina.
When Katrina makes landfall, it's going to be nasty out there.
So stay safe.
That would be good.
Kamala is set to be one of the most dangerous storms to hit landfall.
Honestly, with the paradoxical lucidity that he's pretending to demonstrate.
I could totally see him doing that.
For real.
Oh, man.
These hurricanes.
Yeah, those are definitely being spawned by man.
At least being controlled and manipulated by man.
Because what they do is they literally fly planes into these storms and drop silver oxide particles and whatever else.
I mean, they talk about this stuff.
Openly. I mean, it's okay, though.
Because the FBI has told us that if you're not...
Currently being affected by these.
It's alright.
Because you can still be very afraid.
Oh, yeah.
FBI warns of terror attacks?
Yes, FBI warns of general be very afraid.
It's literally be aware of your surroundings.
Yeah, terrorism may come to the United States.
This article does some...
I'm editorializing on what it could be, but I'm thinking to myself, yeah, I don't really care that you want to blame it on Hamas or Iran.
The warning set the anniversary as well as any further...
Yeah, it's warning partially because of October 7th, but it's essentially just saying, just be very afraid, everyone.
Yeah, just in general, be afraid.
They highlighted the threat of what it called lone attackers to conduct violence in the United States.
So if you're in the cities, that's probably already happening anyways.
So be afraid of that regardless.
Yeah. Oh, it definitely is.
Yeah, it's saying that individuals motivated by terrorist propaganda could act alone to commit an attack with little to no warning.
It sounds like millions of illegal immigrants being sent here and are just posted up all over the country are ready to take orders, and the FBI is right here telling us, get ready, because these guys are going to start attacking.
That seems less like a warning and more like an announcement, especially with how vague it is.
You know, like, we're just...
Be very afraid of attacks.
And it's just like, why?
Well, because it's a year since there was a big attack and there might be attacks.
And I'm like, isn't, you know, that a different country, though?
Yeah. Yeah.
What are they saying?
Police departments in New York City, Los Angeles, Chicago, Miami, and Philadelphia have all increased patrols.
And those are all the big cities that always have something crazy happen in them, right?
New York, Los Angeles, Chicago, Miami, Philadelphia.
Crazy shit always happens in those cities.
Like terrorist attacks.
Quote unquote.
Honestly, we deserve better warnings.
I mean, this thing just...
You know what I'm not hearing here?
Literally any evidence that there was any chatter of anything.
It's just...
You know, it's just, it's the anniversary of a terror attack, and we noticed you weren't really scared, and it's been a couple days, but keep being scared.
It's so true, too.
They're not really, they are just, they're noting the Hamas attack on October 7th.
Yeah. Like, usually these warnings come with some, we've intercepted chatter of Hezbollah plotting on the U.S. or ISIS planning to conduct attacks in these regions, you know.
God, we don't even get unnamed officials anymore.
I swear.
Has our propaganda actually degraded?
It has.
This is just shittier propaganda than it used to be.
These deep state actors.
I used to be a lot more scared when they'd actually nail some stuff down as opposed to like, we've just let in a lot of potential terrorists.
And I think, yeah, I already knew that.
But why am I supposed to be scared on this particular day?
Yeah, and the whole Hamas attack on October 7th.
I mean, we all know that was Israel.
Attacking their own people.
It was a false flag event.
And it seems like they used direct energy weapons because if you look at pictures of that, it was like a music festival.
If you look at pictures of where all the cars are, they're literally just like melted, burned.
Just the cars.
No land around it.
It's so weird.
Very interesting.
Oh, yeah.
I mean, the article, nobody had the cojones to ever write, would have been entitled, Israel so offended by Hamas attack, they consider cutting funding.
Yeah. That's it.
That's it.
No bonus this year.
No bonuses.
And you know what?
You only get 70 virgins.
I'm taking the other two.
Oh, man.
That would be horrible.
That would be pissed.
And they're like, oh man.
I want my 72 virgins, damn it.
I'm not complete without my 72. And they're like, well, if it's only going to be 70, I'm just going to downgrade my attacks to shitposting online.
Yeah. And speaking of terrorism threats, terrorism threats, a man was just arrested, Nasir Ahmad Tahiti, 27, citizen of Afghanistan.
He was in Oklahoma, living in Oklahoma.
And they say the FBI says this defendant, motivated by ISIS, allegedly conspired to commit a violent attack on Election Day here on our homeland, said FBI Director Christopher Wray in a statement on Tuesday.
They said he was attempting to stockpile firearms, this Nasir Ahmad Tahiti, and had taken steps to liquidate his family's assets and relocate members overseas in preparation to carry out his attack.
Interesting. See?
Now that's what you call actual story of a terrorist plan.
As opposed to that thing we just read about.
Yeah, just be afraid.
Just be afraid.
It's like, you know, is it true?
Is it false?
Is it crap?
Was the guy hemmed up?
Did he have FBI evidence?
I don't care.
At least I got a story to bite into here.
Yeah, so who was this guy?
Who is this guy?
Yeah, you wonder, does he have some intel connections?
Yeah, so I'm going to look into this really quick here.
He said that he had a co-conspirator and they expected to die as martyrs.
Tahiti arrived in the U.S. in September 2021.
He ordered AK-47 rifles.
Liquidated assets, bought one-way tickets for his family, his wife, and his child to go back to Afghanistan.
It's like, what's his name?
Agent... I mean, Omar Sharif.
Agent, yeah.
Agent Tahiti?
Legendary NCIS villain.
We'll just use that as a stand-in name.
An FBI affidavit does not reveal precisely how Tahiti came into investigators' radar.
Yeah, that's my question.
Like, how did they know this guy was up to something?
What evidence?
What's the determination of planning this attack?
And we have an unnamed co-conspirator.
Why is he unnamed?
How is he not also arrested, exactly?
He helped someone conspire a terror attack.
This sounds like this unnamed suspect is an agent.
Provocateur. Yeah, so his charges are going to be either really slap on the wristy show charges or non-existent and they'll just stop reporting on it.
Yeah, and send him back.
It's a lot easier if you don't name the guy.
They learned their lesson from Ray Epps.
Don't give the public a name to latch on to.
Just say unnamed co-conspirator.
It's so much easier later.
Interesting. Yeah, they're saying the co-conspirator was not identified by the Justice Department because he's a juvenile, or this person is a juvenile.
A fellow Afghan national and the brother of Tahiti's wife.
And he's not being charged as an adult for this?
Because usually, I mean, I don't know if they'd release the name even then, but at the very least, they'd be getting indicted still.
So after the two advertised the sale of personal property on Facebook, the FBI enlisted an informant last month to respond to the offer and strike up a relationship.
Why? Like, they were obviously looking at this guy because they're looking at his Facebook so, you know, so determinately.
So the informant later invited them to a gun range where they ordered weapons from an undercover FBI official.
Man, it sounds like they were just being set up.
You know how the FBI and the CIA do this?
They kind of lure people in and push them into a certain direction and narrative, and they're like, ah, we're gonna bust you!
Ha ha!
Gotcha! Look!
Terrorists right here!
They set this shit up all the time.
Why did they always happen to find an FBI agent to purchase weapons from?
Yeah. That part never really gets covered.
We just happen to be in the neighborhood and we're like, oh, you want some illegal guns, bro?
I got some in my trunk.
How convenient.
We run into each other all the time like this.
That shit should be so, so illegal, dude.
If you have an unregistered firearm, or maybe the serial number is scraped off, you're going to prison.
But if these cops, if these CIA agents, they can carry 20 of these weapons.
Unregistered, serial numbers filed off, sawed off shotguns, all these illegal weapons.
But that's fine.
That's okay that they can drive around with trunks full of illegal weapons to set people up.
That's okay.
That's perfectly legal.
But the moment they hand one of those to just average Joe, boom, arrest him.
Oh, yeah.
I mean, it's a...
I just hate that shit, dude.
I mean, it's absurd.
First off, like, uh...
At least in this case, the guy was actually trying to stockpile weapons.
A lot of times when they arrest people for just buying some weapons and try to backfill with claims of terrorism, you'll look at the cash and think to yourself, you can go through that in a day of practicing.
Like a range.
These people just don't understand firearms.
And then you think to yourself, obviously these pictures aren't really for Their consumption, like the agents.
These pictures are for people who don't know guns either to look at and go, ooh, that's a scary two boxes there.
He had two?
That's more than one!
Two boxes of ammo.
Yeah, I'm thinking of myself like, so, you know...
The argument is always that it comes down to you just shouldn't have it when you talk to these people because you ask, well, if you want somebody to operate these safely, they kind of need to go through a few mags to learn how to aim and not shake and not ricochet and know when you're going to blow your own eardrums out if you fire,
etc. AK-47s.
Why do these...
Why AK-47s?
Let's see.
AK-47s.
What I always heard argued was it was mostly the universality of obtaining the rounds for it, primarily.
Much easier to get than NATO rounds.
I just feel like AR-15s are way more prevalent.
You can get one much easier.
I think they have more expensive ammunition when I was looking at it, but I could be wrong on that at this point.
It's been so long.
I don't know.
Also, all this shit's based on other people's claims, so who friggin' knows?
Yeah. Who knows, dude?
Who knows?
So, yeah, somebody wanted to, I don't know, assassinate Trump again, apparently.
Yet another plot has been unearthed.
Yet another plot.
I mean, they had five teams operating that apparently they knew about.
But, I mean, I can understand not picking people up based on a little suspicion, but I feel like shoulder-fired missiles to take out an airplane shows a little bit of pre-intent.
Yeah. It really does.
Maybe that should involve a talking to at least.
Jesus. And then it's like, oh, well, yeah, we know they're operating.
We just can't actually find them, even though we track you all constantly.
We'll find you in five minutes if you post some shit.
Yeah, that's pretty crazy.
Pretty crazy.
Oh, dude, I wanted to ask you this, because Elon, he made a post, Elon Musk, saying that America, well, Elon has a pack, a super pack.
He's offering $47 for each registered voter that you refer in a swing state that signs The petition that he had put out.
And it's a petition in favor of free speech and the right to bear arms.
And basically, he's paying people to vote, which is illegal.
Isn't it?
Isn't it illegal to pay people to vote at a certain point?
I ain't a lawyer to really claim that.
It seems like it would be at least compensating someone to go vote.
I don't think you can do that at all, even if you're not trying to push them for either candidate.
And I mean, you could make the argument that maybe someone's delusional enough to think that Kamala Harris is now supporting guns because she's totally a gun owner, guys.
But I don't think that argument would necessarily hold up in court.
They'd still argue that that alone would prejudice it to be more right-leaning.
And make it an unbiased thing.
And that's presuming you can be monetarily compensated for promising to vote in the first place.
I mean, can you get paid for signing a petition even?
I feel like that would really honestly screw up the integrity of a petition, especially if you could conceal that information later.
Yeah, well, that's what I'm saying, man.
It's meddling with the integrity of things.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I'm looking at comments here.
I feel like what he's doing is skirting the law and trying to make it non-partisan when it really isn't.
There's no way that Kamala Harris is the higher freedom of speech candidate.
She wants to censor everything.
That's just blatant.
I could see Someone thinking that she supported it, but that's just because you believe everything she says.
That's unreal.
What do you think about- Including not believing the things she said before.
That's the key.
You have to not believe the shit she said before because of what she says now.
She's a wreck.
She's a wreck.
There's new footage of her on like a Facebook, Twitter space or something where she's like with the like six other people and they're talking on webcams and when she's asked a certain question, You know, she kind of, like, looks down and goes silent as somebody whispers in her earpiece for her to answer.
It's pretty fucking self-evident.
She can't speak for herself.
That's self-evident.
Just look at every speech she gives, dude.
She's always wearing an earpiece.
I mean, the whole 32 days clip where her telepompter glitched and she just kind of...
Went into an NPC-style dialogue tree loop.
Was pretty damn hilarious.
Give me an adjective.
Oh, um...
Poopy. Alright.
And another adjective?
How about...
Moist. Okay.
And one more.
Uh... Blundering.
Is that an adjective?
Blundering? It counts as one, yes.
I've used it as one, actually.
Good. All right.
In the line, you blundering fools.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay. Blundering.
Words are complicated.
Words are fucking complicated.
Oh, okay.
So I was one of, did you hear about this Trump thing going off on Jew haters?
So basically, he's going to go around, if he's elected, or I should say placed into the position of president again.
He wants to, like, arrest...
He doesn't want to like arrest.
He wants to arrest Jew-haters concerning precedent.
So let's listen to this.
We will remove the jihadist sympathizers and Jew-haters.
We're going to remove the Jew-haters who do nothing to help our country.
They only want to destroy our country.
And we will never let the horrors of October 7th be repeated here on Americans.
We will not let that happen, and we will solve the problem that we use.
Yeah, Jew-haters destroy the world.
That was a huge thing for me, man, seeing Trump with Yamaka on, talking to these major, high-up Jews, powerful Jews.
Trump, he's a Jesuit.
He's on their side.
Oh, yeah.
I mean, I heard that in some of his auto
Autobiographies and stuff.
He actually talks about his connection to the Kabbalah and whatnot.
So he's very intimately involved in this stuff.
And what's concerning is since, you know, as a whole, when things are getting said, it's actually the inversion.
I would be very concerned about a potential October 7th of our own.
Well, it's really interesting that the FBI is talking about October 7th.
Trump mentions October 7th.
All these people are talking about October 7th.
See, it's not that it's going to happen on that day, but I think they're going to evoke that feel.
They want the casus belli that Israel got after that, where everybody rallied behind them a la 9-11 for a little while, and nobody was allowed to say, wait, maybe we shouldn't be going so hard on this.
It was a very prolonged and strong campaign.
Kind of like our own 9-11, post-9-11, where people wanted to fight me because they said I wanted the troops to come home and not go to war anymore with the random countries for oil.
That's the thing.
Everybody always says, we've never been this divided.
I actually link back.
We've actually been about this divided at several different points, and it's always right when we're about to go to war.
That's what's the concerning thing is, is that these levels of division usually happen at flashpoints where they need to get casus belly and justification to do pretty grievous things.
Yeah. Yeah.
I mean, Trump went to Georgetown University.
It's a private Jesuit research university in Washington, D.C. So anyone who goes to that university and is propped up into a position of power, you know, you cannot trust them.
You just can't trust them.
But we have millions of people who believe that Trump is the savior and he's going to come and rescue everybody and save the world.
This is just absolute fucking nonsense.
Absolute nonsense.
Yes, I could see the argument that he is going to defeat the current thing, but my concern is that people are not going to be rational when it comes time to him trying to betray you because there has been this prolonged demonization that also inoculates people that truly believe against negative information because They're going to view somebody rationally criticizing him with
the same exact lens as they view all the weird TDS people who are like, he got two scoops of ice cream, he's Hitler.
So that extreme demonization will actually serve almost like an inoculation point, a vaccine of words, if you will.
Speaking of a vaccine of words, let's listen to this clip of Trump giving a speech.
Thank you.
Where's gays for Trump?
Okay, he said, where's gays for Trump?
That's what he says.
Where's gays for Trump?
You don't look gay.
The crowd laughs.
The crowd laughs because Trump says, you don't look gay.
You don't look good.
You don't look good.
We did great with the gay population.
We did great with the gay population, you know?
So, where's the gays for Trump?
Someone's like, we're over here.
And he points over at them.
He's like, well, you don't look gay.
Yeah, see, that's the thing.
Stuff like that is...
Well, it's how we used to joke.
We used to understand that there were tropes and things and you could be funny about stuff without there being malice and hatred behind it.
It was fun to joke around shit and stereotypes and all that.
It's like this whole extreme rhetoric thing really ruined that for a lot of people.
It's really hard to make jokes like that anymore.
And see, sadly, that's the thing.
I don't really find those ones too upsetting because I'm like, hey, it's relatable to me.
You're joking about a stereotype that makes people laugh.
The dude was obviously not upset or anything by it.
I'm not the type to get bothered by it.
See, but there's a set of people that will get so upset by that.
And that's how we all get fighting over the dumb minutiae bullshit instead of asking, is this fucker going to betray us after he feeds us some breadcrumbs?
And should we still be suspicious regardless of some jokes?
Yeah, that's exactly it.
It's very disarming because you don't get those moments with the manufactured politicians.
They're never allowed to speak that off the cuff in the first place.
It's true.
And on the point of the election...
Between Trump and Kamala, let's listen to what this University of Kansas professor says about those who vote.
Guys are smarter than girls.
You've got some serious problems.
That's what frustrates me.
There are going to be some males in our society that will refuse to vote for a potential female president because they don't think females are smart enough to be president.
We could line all those guys up and shoot them.
They clearly don't understand the way the world works.
Did I say that?
Scratch that from the recording.
I don't want the deans hearing that I said that.
Too late.
Very funny, comrade.
Too late.
Oh my god.
What a fucking asshat, dude.
What do you call a useful idiot not yet facing wall?
Next in line.
Line them up, shoot them.
If you don't vote for Kamala, we're going to shoot you.
I mean, that's how extreme people can get when we get this level of supporting people is just not acceptable.
So that's why I always have to temper myself.
You can't go too hard because in the end, these people are just getting tricked too.
Everybody's just getting tricked.
But some people, they get so deluded, they start thinking, I could be a hero if I follow through with this narrative that I'm fed.
And, I mean, the fact that that guy actually became self-aware and asked it to be stricken was actually the one heartening part of that clip.
Because so many times I hear him say stuff like that, and then afterwards go, what?
What's wrong with that?
What did I say?
Oh, what did I say?
I didn't say you should be shot.
I just said, you know, you could be shot.
Just ridiculous perversions of semantics.
So the fact that even he recognized that was a line he shouldn't be crossing shows that, at the very least, our mentality is not there yet.
Dude's a professor, and he's letting his emotions and his opinions into the classroom, and he's saying some pretty radical shit.
Anyone who doesn't vote for a woman because they're a woman needs to be lined up and shot.
What professor would ever fucking say that, dude?
See, that's what I mean.
That's policing the battle of the sexes and gender ideology brought to extremes to the point where, well, we couldn't just silence you.
We couldn't just take away your job.
Now we've got to make you face the wall.
That's the sad thing is that, honestly, he...
He just jumped a few steps in the process of demonization, and that's why he's getting the backlash.
The concerning thing is that we're not really that far away from him getting acceptance for saying this.
Yeah, boy.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure he was fired.
I'm not going to look into it, but I think it's safe to say he was fired.
I think the deans saw the video, and they heard him say that.
Well, who knows?
Maybe the deans are like, you know what?
Good job.
You're promoted.
He's got like a hammer and sickle tattoo.
Yeah, linen metal.
Wears around his neck all the time.
It's like, the mistake you make, comrade, is you do not have power yet.
Not enough to say that.
Not enough.
You do good.
You're doing good.
You do desk job.
You work behind scenes.
We wait a few years.
You say it again.
Yeah. Oh, that's crazy.
Hey, remember that Georgia Environmental Biological Lab I mentioned last episode that was on fire in Georgia?
It was gradually burning.
Oh, man.
Causing untold amounts of environmental damage and chemical toxicity to everything in the region.
Holy crap.
Yeah, it was just outside of Atlanta, dude.
Huge fire.
Just super toxic.
Well, there was an environmental official by the name of Kenny Johnson.
He was a Rockdale County Soil and Water Conservation District Supervisor.
He testified alongside business owners and leaders
Wow. Circumstances of his death are being investigated.
I mean, he died after saying that something was toxic.
So now the question is, was it a sinister, we had to take him out kind of deal?
Or was it just a matter of the guy exposed him to so much toxic material that he collapsed and died and didn't realize he was that bad off?
Because a lot of times you can't tell that you're as sick as you are.
So yeah, that would be my first question is, did the toxicity kill him?
Johnson was one of a growing number of local Georgia officials and lawmakers calling for Biolab to shut its doors after the fire forced 17,000 to evacuate the area and around 90,000 more to shelter in place as the toxic plume spread.
Quote, I knew that this was going to happen.
End quote.
Said Johnson to reporters.
So he knew the fire was going to happen.
How would you know the fire was going to happen?
From the sound of it, this is a very...
Badly run chemical plant that was probably getting some slush into the system, so to speak.
We will just say theoretically, since I don't have any direct evidence upon this, but I would guess that more than likely, somebody was looking the other way.
Because, yeah, you don't just get accelerant in the water system out of nowhere.
Without, well, to be generous and say it's incompetence, a lot of people getting paid off along the way to ignore your screw-ups.
Yep. Federal authorities from the U.S. Chemical Safety Board are probing biolab for possible corner cutting.
So, like, we don't need to put money in that area.
Put it in my pocket instead.
Bonuses! Who wants a bonus?
You put a chemical that burns when exposed to water into a sprinkler system.
Yeah. And there were two other serious fires at the facility in 2020 alone.
Two fires in 2020 alone.
But yeah, the sprinkler system malfunctioned.
I had to make sure that wasn't a bee.
Yeah, I had to make sure that wasn't like a bee article.
Right. Yeah, I know.
Like, yes, our sprinkler system had flammable materials in it that react with water.
That's... Yeah.
I mean, my God.
There's not a whole lot of things that burn when they touch water, for fuck's sake.
No, dude.
And the biolab manufactured trichloroacineric acid, which is used to kill germs in swimming pools and spas.
And they're doing a lot of other shit in there, too.
But, yeah.
It created a massive toxic chlorine gas cloud that covered Atlanta.
It's horrible, dude.
And the worst part is the...
Is that now they have to manufacture a whole bunch more of that toxic chemical to replace all of that.
Because it's not like the demand just disappeared.
I know, yeah.
What are they going to do?
They'll probably make it again.
Parts go out to Kenny Johnson and his family.
He said it was going to happen.
He called it out.
And then he died.
Yeah, that is rough.
Suddenly. That says to me he knew they were screwing up pretty bad at the very least.
Oh yeah.
Yeah. I mean, he knew it was going to happen.
He said it was.
And then it did.
And then I did.
Give me a adverb.
Or an adverb.
An adverb?
Yes. Oh, God.
The hardest one.
Come on.
You can do it.
Dude, adverbs are hard.
How about...
Something good here.
How about diametrically?
Diametrically. All right.
And next, I need a noun.
What's this Mad Lib title?
Driving Test.
That's literally all I know about it.
Drunk Driver.
Alright, we'll do two more nouns.
So give me one more and then another one after that.
What's that new nitrous oxide people are doing?
Cause? Galaxy Gas.
Galaxy Gas.
And, uh...
Ah, shit.
Homeless woman.
Alright, homeless woman.
Okay, let's continue.
Alright. Have you heard this new Save the Children offices were raided in Guatemala?
Have you heard about this one?
No, because that's probably a really hard story to find any info on.
Police in Guatemala raided five regional offices of British aid agencies save the children on Monday as part of an investigation into alleged child abuse.
So, prosecutors requested information from U.S. authorities in April about the alleged involvement of the organization in smuggling children across the border.
Save the children said it was aware of the activity at their offices and denied the prosecutors' allegations.
So, we're aware we're doing that, but we're denying it.
I mean, it's happening, but it's a lie.
Just so you know, those things that are true, false.
Yeah, dude.
Spokesperson, a spokesman for the office confirmed that the office's search were those of Save the Children.
Save the Children said it was collaborating with authorities, but that it has, quote, never facilitated any transfer of children or adolescents out of Guatemala, end quote.
So, on that point, I just went to the Save the Children's Own website, okay?
So when I read that, I was like, well, that sounds oddly false.
And so I went to the actual Save the Children website.
And they say, quote, record numbers of unaccompanied minors have crossed the U.S. southern border since 2021.
In 2022, the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services received a record 128,904 unaccompanied minors.
I mean...
asked about it, they're like, no, we've never sent children out of Guatemala.
We don't do that.
But then you go to their own website and they fucking say that they've sent thousands of children out of Guatemala.
And that is the untouchability of people who know they are not getting prosecuted.
Yep. Yep.
These people, man, because they're big donors to the Clinton Foundation and all these other foundations.
Like, they're getting raided, but is anything actually going to come of this?
I have extreme doubts.
No, just like our UN episode?
Yeah. Like, the stuff gets exposed.
But people are just moved around.
They're like, uh-oh, we better make this guy go away.
Have a different position somewhere.
Just make him go quiet for a while.
I mean, sometimes they put people in jail because they are too insistent on doing something about it.
Yeah. Very rarely, too.
Those are the ones who go to jail.
Not the ones doing it.
The ones a little too noisy about them doing it.
And the group saved the children so that it was shocked and puzzled after its main office was raided as part of the case.
We just can't believe you guys are doing this.
Rescuing children?
We thought we had a deal.
We thought we had a deal!
What the fuck?
And they're just like, we're altering the terms of the deal.
Things have changed.
Get raided.
It looks good.
We're looking bad right now.
We need some wins.
We're gonna raid you.
It's okay.
Just, you know, move those shipping containers out first.
Oh, shit.
By the way, we haven't actually raided you yet.
What's a convenient time for you?
Like the old Dave Chappelle skit.
It's like, I heard you're under investigation, and I just don't know what...
How to respond to this?
Well, this is a really bad thing because, you know, I'm a huge pillar in the community.
Yep, yep.
And they'll do like what we did with Diddy.
Like, all right, we'll give you two weeks.
We're going to raid you in two weeks.
Well, they do the same thing with Epstein.
You know, big head start warning.
We're going to raid you in two weeks.
We're going to give you enough time to get rid of all of that incriminating evidence.
Yeah, exactly.
Like, we're going to raid you.
But the truck's in the shop for the weekend.
I don't want to pay overtime to the mechanic to have him come in and fix it right now.
Can we get you down for Monday?
How's Monday sound?
You know, it's okay.
You know, you don't got to worry about no 6 a.m., no knock.
I mean, that's just what we do for people who stand outside of abortion clinics, for God's sake.
The real horrors out there.
Yeah, and our top doorbuster, Carl, he's on vacation until Tuesday.
So when he gets back, we'll be heading over.
Unfortunately, all our door-breaking material is currently being used to raid random citizens who posted shit on the internet.
So, as soon as we get that stuff back, though, we are coming for you.
And you better not have bad stuff at that point.
We'll find it.
We'll find it.
And then we'll cover it up.
Yeah, then they get there.
Oh, for God's sake, I gave you a week.
Now I gotta destroy this evidence.
Yeah. When you want something right, you gotta erase it yourself.
These organizations, Save the Children, all this stuff, they're the biggest harbors of child trafficking.
The biggest.
Time and again, we see all this data come out that these organizations are the organizations who are shipping children around the world.
I mean, the sobering truth is that...
If they were actually accomplishing their mission, we would not be getting the horrible statistics out of the United States, a first world country that we do.
Yeah. Exactly.
It's a staggeringly high number.
It really is.
And speaking about P. Diddy, since we're on this subject, we should probably do a little update, or at least mention him.
So I'm gonna...
Let's listen to this.
We mentioned Jaguar, right?
A couple episodes, I believe.
But let's listen to this.
Content he chased.
Yeah. He's always looking to put a case on somebody to move him out of the way.
That being said, was it stated that you weren't going to rebuttal Vlad at that time?
Did they let you know?
I didn't even know Vlad was going to be on.
Like I said, it was brilliant.
Wow. Because everything that he said, denouncing me and then confirming me and then talking about, oh, blah, blah, blah.
That all happened a day before the report about the nine-year-old boy was released.
And before people started confirming that the video that was being shopped around was Bieber and Diddy.
Yeah, so have you heard about that?
I mean, we were warned.
Yeah, unfortunately, I heard some of it.
I mean, I was warned it was gonna be worse than Frazzledrip by the time it came out, which then prompted me to look up Frazzledrip, which ruined a couple of days.
Yeah, I mean, I don't know about Frazzledrip.
I've looked deep into it.
Just as horrific.
I have no idea if it's true or not, but it's horrific shit.
I don't know if it is.
I really don't know if it's true.
I have no idea.
That's the thing, is I just looked into the story and was like, that's messed up.
And somebody said this one's actually worse than that.
So if that's a made-up story that's explicitly designed to be messed up, how awful is this stuff?
Yeah, well, that's the thing, man.
The Frazzledrip thing, we just won't know if that's ever legitimate.
But this, it's safe to say that Justin Bieber was being raped by Diddy and his fucking henchmen, dude.
There's no doubt about it.
Yeah, it is.
Like you've seen this video, right?
I mean, I'm of the opinion that...
You don't go to one of those parties and come out unscathed.
It's like Fight Club.
If it's your first time, well, you need to get training on the eggshell test.
First rule of Fight Club, you don't talk about Fight Club.
Second rule is you don't talk again.
Explicitly designed to get everyone talking about it.
And then the third rule is fight.
I want to find this video now.
And so, yeah, it's one of those things where you don't really have to make some kind of stretch or conspiracy theory.
It's just, this is actually more likely than not.
Oh, 100%.
There's a video I'm trying to find, and it's of Justin Bieber when he's young at one of these ditty parties, and he's clearly intoxicated.
And they hand him a bottle, and he gets down to one knee, and he takes a drink, and dude, he's like...
He's all messed up.
He's, like, looking around, his hair, he's like, yeah, he's definitely fucked up, intoxicated, and you can only assume what happened later that night.
And that's the trick, is they're documenting this stuff.
And other people are even documenting it, and yet nobody else, nobody ever gets in trouble.
That's why I find it, I'm very cynical about the fact that anybody's actually gonna get hemmed up or busted or nailed because of this, because...
It just never seems to happen.
And if it's as big as the Epstein shit, and he's got so many connections that could go down, you think that they just need to shut him up?
You know?
Yeah. See, so my thought is it's maybe an extended version of the CIA's limited hangout, like the strategic limited hangout, where the goal is going to be, let's hang out to dry X. Celebrities to preserve the rest.
I mean, it would definitely be fitting with the Kabbalist notion of sacrificing some for the benefit of the rest.
Check this out.
Which they supposedly view as a privilege.
Which I would personally not view as a privilege.
I'm trying to find this.
Okay, here it is.
Here's the video.
Here's your icon alert.
It's called, he's mad boy now.
He's drunk, dude.
He is drunk.
Right here, Chugs out.
I mean, when I drank pretty heavy...
I'd be pretty damn wasted by the time I polished off a 40 ounce.
Yeah, he's not just drunk.
I mean, malt liquor is the greatest of all beers.
Everyone knows, even Diddy, everyone knows that he was drugging all of the booze.
And he would pass all that spiked juice out to people.
And that video of Justin Bieber right there at probably 16, 15, he's feeling...
A drug in his system.
And he's like, oh my god, what is this?
Like, he's tripping.
Yeah, and see, more than likely, it was probably not in that sealed drink that he had there.
So, we're talking he was fed some kind of cocktail, more than likely, and then he drank a 40 ounce on top of it.
Because I doubt they would, you know, take the time of resealing a container to get him to open it and drink out of it.
And that's going to red flag you if somebody hands you an already opened beer.
Yeah, and here's a video Here's a video of Justin Bieber Kissing Jaden Smith at Coachella Hey!
Yep. Interesting, huh?
Yeah, well, it's why when...
Poor kid.
Whenever you see these, it's why everybody in Hollywood is so overly sexualized.
Coming to that realization is a rather grim one.
That's crazy, man.
And then I want to show this one other video here at another Diddy party.
It really makes his career a lot more sad.
It puts his career track as so much more tragic than it was before.
I think we've all seen this one at a Diddy party and Justin Bieber is on...
On his knees or something, and then, like, the video shows him getting up off his knees.
Let's watch this.
He looks like he's giving a blowjob.
Right? It also looked like he was kind of upset he was being filmed and caught doing it.
See that?
Yeah. It's like, what the fuck you doing filming me, dude?
That's a ditty party.
That's what they do at fucking ditty parties.
Yeah, people are saying this has come on his face.
I mean, it wouldn't exactly be shocking by any stretch compared to some of the other shit.
Like, yeah, the whole thing is just an absolute disaster.
Yeah, it is.
We will not see it or serve guests with strong odor of marijuana.
What kind of restaurant would put that up?
One I would never go to.
I mean, my first thought is, aren't those the best paying people?
They really are, man.
They really are.
That would be like a cookie shop being like, we will not serve anyone with diabetes or who is overweight.
You'd be like, what the hell?
We won't serve anyone who's unhealthy at all.
That'd be even better.
We won't serve anyone who has an unhealthy lifestyle.
We're a cookie shop.
Also, don't eat our cookies, Sir Joe.
Hey. Hey.
Hey.
You know on second look, that isn't even a 40 ounce.
That's a freaking bottle.
Yeah, it's a bottle of a Cirque.
Cirque, I think is what he has to deal with.
Yeah, see, first time I thought it, it looked like old English to me.
Took me back to when I used to gross people out by telling them that was my favorite beer.
Oldie? Oldie 40s?
I had a very utilitarian view of alcohol, which was that it all tasted awful.
So my goal was just to get as wasted as possible with the least consumption.
And from a mathematical standpoint, 40 ounces of malt liquor are the most efficient form of beer.
Because we don't have the real Four Loko up here.
Ah, yeah.
That's too high a percentage.
They were great back in the day.
I mean, you get them for $2.50 a pop, so you get two $40s for $5.
That's more than enough for a 16, 17-year-old to get drunk, you know?
Oh, yeah.
I actually...
And see, then when I became a young adult, I was so cheap-ass, I just stuck with it.
I drank all the cheap crap that I drank before when it was really special to be able to get it.
Yeah. When I was a freshman in high school, I believe, I beer-bonged a...
What was it?
A Bear...
Big Bear 40 or something like that?
I call it Bear Piss because it tastes like shit.
I freaking beer-bonged a 40, dude, and then drank a half of another 40, and I lived in this, not duplex, a house, like a two-story house, and my room was on the second floor, and I just, like, opened my window really quick and fucking just vomited, and, like, the side of the house was just this wood,
like... Oh, okay.
It was just really bad siding.
My vomit went all the way down the side of the house, dude.
It was so bad.
I lived like three blocks away from the high school so everybody could see it.
So I was like, fuck!
I had to go outside and get a ladder and wash my vomit off the fucking side of the house.
Horrible time.
Yeah, that's usually how the most fun alcohol stories end.
And then I puked so much, I vowed never to do that shit again.
Until the next week.
And then my friend asked me, want to get wasted?
And two hours later, I puked so much, I vowed never to do that again.
Yeah. Yeah.
And let's watch this final video of Bieber at...
I don't know what this is.
Fucking Grammy Emmys or something.
I don't know.
Let's watch this.
Let's watch this.
Wow! I feel violated right now.
So he's 18 and pink, she's 40. Has that dude gone to a ditty party?
I'm sure he has.
I'm going to fabricate me the sex top.
Okay. So, why don't you give me the sex top?
I feel uncomfortable right now.
Aww! Why do you want to know the sex top from a 15-year-old boy?
That's pretty weird.
Things on blast, you know?
Say it again.
You have beautiful lips.
Oh, thank you, man.
Thank you, bro.
Serious! I don't want her to go through anything I went through.
This is a disturbing number of people openly hitting on him.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah, dude, that was the industry.
Totally molested that kid from day one.
Fucked him up.
That's like the non-redneck version of you sure got a pretty mouth is pretty much that line.
You smell nice.
You have nice eyes.
You got nice lips.
Was he going to ask me to pass the eggshell test next?
God. My God, that's so awful.
It's such a victim, dude.
It's fucked up.
And he left the industry.
He left that industry, that specific industry he was in with the rapping, singing, whatever.
And he went to the gospel side, and now he's doing some pretty amazing gospel, and I'm not a gospel fan, but the stuff he's doing now is much better than the stuff he was doing previously.
And I'm not, like, I'm not a Christian.
Like, I can't call myself a Christian.
I believe in Christian values, but I can't call myself a Christian.
But, like, his gospel music is a hell of a lot better than his previous music that he was doing with, like, Diddy and all those fucking assholes.
I mean, hey, he was actually genuinely talented.
It's no surprise that he goes into gospel music and knocks it out of the park.
And he's singing about things like he...
Dude, he's tortured.
He's scarred for life.
He sings about it.
He talks about it all the time.
And he wants his daughter...
Maybe he's trying to surround himself with positive energy because I can imagine you've got some...
A bit of dark energy is attached to you after some incidents like we were talking about.
Especially when there's a video being passed around with the elites of Diddy and his boys raping Justin Bieber.
There's a video.
There's a video.
That's what Jaguar Wright was talking about.
The video of Diddy and Bieber.
Literally, and this has been talked about for quite a long time that this video has existed.
And Diddy was selling it for like $500 million to elites.
That's how he made a lot of his money.
Off the books, dudes selling videotapes of Bieber being molested and raped.
So nasty.
So you can only imagine, knowing that a video is out there, like being as popular as you are like that, and then knowing that this video of you being raped is just out there, that's gotta be devastating.
Honestly, the really disgusting thing to me would be not just the fact that it's out there, but the people that are paying top dollar to buy it.
Yeah. Like, it's not just simply being circulated amongst a bunch of perverts.
It's being...
It's a commodity.
A valuable commodity.
Pretty shitty, dude.
Alright, so give me a noun.
Um... What's the stuff that Diddy was putting in his alcohol?
What's that barbiturate?
They call it the date ring on THB.
Yeah, I was going to say Rohypnol.
All right, Rohypnol.
Well, I mean, that's the more classic one, the roofie.
Yeah. We'll say roofie.
Yeah, roofie.
All right, give me a noun.
Dogmeat. All right, and another noun.
Sheesh. How about...
Shmagma. Shmagma.
All right.
Okay, and one more plural noun.
Oh, man.
Oh, gosh.
Plural noun, plural noun, plural noun.
Unix. All right.
There we go.
Okay, now I'm all set.
Cool. I just want to bring up this dog meat story.
So in South Korea, dog meat is huge.
They love their dog meat.
And the government decided to put a ban on the dog meat and the consumption of man's best friend, and so South Korean dog meat farmers are shaving their heads in protest.
Aww. I mean, yeah, amazingly enough, they're not offended to find out that they eat dog.
They're more offended to find out they can no longer eat dog.
How's that going to solve it?
Like, we're going to shave our heads.
The messaging there is confusing.
What connects there?
Is it just an easy way to tell?
Like everybody with a shaven head is mad that the dog meat's gone and that's such an uncommon thing otherwise?
Yeah, I don't think it's going to solve much.
I don't think it's going to solve much.
And then this last story I just wanted to mention here.
The mayor of a Mexican city plagued by gang violence has been murdered less than a week after taking office.
He set a record.
Alejandro Arcos.
Yes, Alejandro Arcos had just taken office, and within one week, he was decapitated.
And photos were posted all over the internet.
Yep, from minor head of state to beheaded in less than a week.
And this is the border that we share with them that's open.
And only three days after Mr. Arcos' murder, Francisco Tapia, the city government's new secretary, was also shot.
Yeah, in the sense that their government's losing its embarrassment to be associated with cartels.
There was a good long time where they had to have a pretend veneer of, you know, politicos.
But it seems like they're just kind of getting rid of the ones that aren't in line at this point and just flat out replacing them, which says that they're a lot more entrenched than they were even beforehand.
Yeah, I mean, the cartel is definitely clamping down on controlling the entire country of Mexico.
It's so nuts.
Well, I still remember the one point where the cartels were actually faltering and losing ground, and then the Mexican military turned around and made sure to stop the civilians from doing anything about it.
By taking all their guns and stuff.
And in addition to Mr. Tapia and Mr. Arcos, at least six other candidates running for public office were killed up to the June elections.
Not a safe place.
Yeah, and what's sad is you have to ask yourself, is that even atypical?
I mean, is it?
Or do they just have politicians die an awful lot down there?
Holy shit.
Shit, they must, because in the months leading up to the country's general election, at least 37 candidates were killed.
Oh, yes.
And then dozens of others just dropped out after receiving death threats.
Like, okay, we're done.
So it was an election day, basically.
Yeah. Like, you won, but that means you lose.
That's crazy.
I mean, that's one way of having a democratic system without any actual democracy.
You just take out anyone who gets the wrong kind of election.
Like, sorry, you picked the wrong person, but it's okay.
We'll fix your mistake and get someone in there who likes us.
All right, one last thing, or two last things, actually.
We're all focused on the hurricanes in Florida and whatnot and Georgia and stuff like that.
But there's also a major fire in Wyoming, the state of Wyoming, where nearly 100,000 acres are burning.
Not looking good.
It's a massive fire.
Aside from that, the World Economic Forum has announced plans to install microchips in children's brains in order to protect them from misinformation and disinformation, which piggybacks right off of Hillary Clinton's demand that we arrest conspiracy theorists.
Yeah, I mean, they're getting kind of desperate because they don't have the anonymity anymore.
Like, people know who they are, and I think there was supposed to be a little more penetration of acceptance, but apparently they routinely poll at roughly around 90% to 95% disapproval rating, which it sounds like,
you think to yourself, wow, 5-10% of people supported it, but then you think there's polls where the AIDS virus polls higher than that.
I think the AIDS virus has a 17% or something acceptance rating.
So yes, you're literally less popular than Congress and AIDS.
So your suggestions are kind of freaking worthless at this point.
And it's like you're almost like the supervillain in the exploding lair still making plans as all your minions are fleeing.
Like, and when we will impose this!
Upon a bunch of people who have actually stopped listening to us, and our treaty failed, and we did the Summit of the Future thing, but yeah, we can't actually implement any of it, but here's another plan that we'd really like to do.
It's starting to sound like the elite version of Letters to Santa.
Here's the thing we'd really like to do if people didn't hate us worse than deadly viruses.
I don't think any virus has ever been isolated, has it?
I don't think they've ever isolated a virus.
That's kind of a huge point of contention among conspiracy theorists, is that no virus has ever been isolated.
Yeah, that's the basis of the germ theory, is not real conspiracy, is that they've never really demonstrated any kind of isolation to a virus, so, yeah.
So who knows, man?
I mean, I know, I feel like I know.
The whole AIDS virus, whatever, that was all...
Laboratory-created?
Weaponized? I mean, they definitely know how they work on some level, even if they're not willing to admit how they actually work.
Otherwise, they wouldn't be able to do all these screwed-up experiments on them in the first place.
Oh, yeah.
I don't think they tell us that info.
And that's all of that is.
It's just a giant experiment.
All this stuff is.
It's a constant, ongoing experiment.
I mean, you're getting experimented on.
So P. Diddy is appealing for a new bail.
Third attempt for bail.
We'll see what happens with that.
Alright, what you got for the Mad Lib?
Okay, driving tips.
Driving a car can be fun if you follow this poopy advice.
Nice. I actually like toilet humor.
Yeah, it's great.
When approaching a drunk driver on the right, always blow your galaxy gas.
I mean, this is great advice.
Yeah, perfect.
Before making a moist turn, always stick your homeless woman out of the window.
You have to.
Great advice for life.
Always keep a homeless woman in your car.
Every 2,000 miles, have your roofie inspected and your dog meat checked.
Shave your head if it's not there in protest.
When approaching a school, watch out for blundering eunuchs.
Oh, God.
Above all, drive diametrically.
The smegma you save may be your own.
Great advice!
That's dope.
Every driver needs to take that advice, especially in Los Angeles.
Oh, yeah, the peril of blundering eunuchs is great.
Yeah, the peril of blundering eunuchs.
Gotta be safe.
Be safe, everybody.
Yeah. Don't run over any blundering eunuchs around schools.
Could be bad.
Could be bad news.
All right, everyone.
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