Episode 94. Hurricane Helene, Knuckles Daggetts' Port Strike, Diddy Updates
CONTACT US: Email: paranaughtica@gmail.com Twitter: @paranaughtica Facebook: The Paranaughtica PodcastContact Cricket: Website: www.theindividuale.com Twitter: @Individualethe Well, Hello!We’ve got some “important” updates from the chaotic news cycle and we are prepared to present them to you.We will check out the updates on Hurricane Helene and check in on the response from FEMA and other authorities who are suppose to be helping. Multiple sources are saying that the “officials” are NOT helping, nor are they allowing citizens to help other citizens who are desperately in need of help. They are threatening to arrest people for trying to help others.Kamala Harris, the disgraced Vice Prezzzident, tells the nation that FEMA ran out of money due to sending it all to Ukraine and giving it to illegal immigrants, and therefore, they are only able to give each person in need $750.....a cool $50 more then they offered those in Hawaii after they destroyed Lahaina, Hawaii with Direct Energy Weapons. And we’ll talk about the Longshoreman Port Strike that is set to further cripple the nation, and we’ll get into the man in charge of it all, Harold ‘Knuckles’ Daggett, and see what he has to say about everything. One thing is certain, he’s affiliated with certain someones. Aside from that, we will talk about Sean Combs updates, and the strange fact that his mansion is/was (if it’s still ‘his’) is/was about half a mile from a major shipping yard stocked full of shipping containers.And, of course, we’ll talk about a lot more. So buckle up, Paranaughts, let’s bend over at the waist, strap our velcrow shoe-straps, and remain in that position. Here we go. ***If you’d like to help out with a donation and you’re currently listening on Spotify, you can simply scroll down on my page and you’ll see a button to help me out with either a one-time donation or you can set up a monthly recurring donation. You can also go to the Facebook page where I have a link to Ko-Fi and Pay-Pal if you'd like to help out the show. I would greatly appreciate it! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Stuff that makes me sad, so I have to joke about it.
Well, welcome to the show, everybody.
This is the Wednesday kind of news update.
One hour to one and a half hour show.
And then Sunday's show will be two hours and more topical and more like a story.
An in-depth, deep dive into a story.
So Wednesdays will just, you know, update news and beat around the bush a little bit.
So I know that we've got a major hurricane happening.
Hurricane Helene.
And it's just not looking too good over there right now.
The death toll has risen.
To 176.
Hmm. While hundreds are still missing as a result of this storm.
And I mean, this is a historic flooding across many southeastern states.
It's pretty crazy, dude.
Yeah, I'm very empathic in reading about me.
It made me, well, incredibly sad.
It was rough, especially the individual accounts.
It was real, man.
And just in North Carolina alone.
I mean, North Carolina got...
It was just devastated.
The entire community is completely just destroyed, man.
But at least 90 people have died in North Carolina alone.
Oh, yes.
As of now.
I was reading about 60 bodies discovered in trees.
I could only imagine how many are going to be picked out of the disaster zone after the water recedes completely.
It's just horrible, dude.
1.3 million people are without power between Florida and Virginia and, yeah, Georgia, Carolinas.
Biden announced that he's directed the Department of Defense to deploy up to 1,000 active-duty soldiers to reinforce the North Carolina National Guard, aiding in the delivery of supplies, food, and water to isolated communities.
And that, that, uh...
It goes against what I've been hearing lately that these people are actually arresting people for helping people.
Yes, what I'm getting from the actual news on the ground is they are not saying a whole lot of to any help at all.
So, I don't want statements.
Just go help them.
Yeah, I mean, what's the problem here?
Just go help people.
Yeah. And why can't you let...
Average citizens help average citizens.
Shit's fucking kind of a big deal.
My concern is they keep calling the claims that people are not getting help Russian disinformation, which just sounds an awful lot like some kind of Mockingbird-esque playbook.
Russian disinformation.
Like a mantra.
Yep, a mantra being repeated.
I'm like, can't you at least pick a different country?
Does it gotta be the same show exactly?
That's so dumb.
They think it...
Russia's meddling with the news cycle on this hurricane damage.
Well, people are primed to believe it.
You got a certain percentage of people that will believe it based on the country and their dislike of said country.
That's so fucked.
So you can swap in a different one depending on who you want to sway, actually.
But yeah, I've heard a few personal accounts of people that are helping along with reading a bunch.
They seem to coincide with their helping out each other.
That part of it is pretty beautiful, at least.
There's a lot of individual people that are stepping up and helping, not because of any obligation or pay, but just because they care about people.
And that's beautiful.
Which we need more of.
We need people that just care, just like help.
There's this man, Dustin Waycaster.
He is the Assistant Fire Chief Emergency Management of...
Town of Lake Lure?
I don't know.
Lake Lure?
Is that a town?
Lake Lure?
Lake Lure.
Could be.
Must be.
He's a fire chief or something.
Well, he's threatening to arrest people.
If they're going in there to help other people in dire need of being rescued.
This guy.
Dustin Wakehaster.
I mean, how do they even have the extra resources to do that right now?
You'd think the most you'd be able to do is yell at them to go away.
How do you have extra people to arrest a whole bunch of people in the first place if you're struggling with manpower?
Now, I'm confused here.
Is this Dustin...
Dustin Waycaster threatened to arrest a private helicopter pilot after rescuing a woman and did not let the pilot go back to pick up her husband.
If that man dies, the blood will be on Dustin's hands.
So, we have Dustin Waycaster who's doing that and another one named Chris Melton.
Rules are so important.
Far more important than live.
100%. Yeah, if that story's true, that's seriously messed up.
Uh, yeah.
That's just ridiculous, dude.
So how did this hurricane start?
What's the situation on this hurricane?
How did it go so far inland?
Well that's where the fun speculation comes in.
And the conspiracy stuff.
I've seen some suspicious looking heat maps.
But I am just as a general, just in general, incredibly skeptical.
So, you know, look at them and take them as you will.
Those maps are nuts.
You see all those little pockets of tiny storms pop up at the same time?
It's so weird, dude.
It's like HAARP.
They were trying to direct the hurricane, but they couldn't figure out which way to go.
I don't know.
I was looking at some people's posts about it.
Well, I imagine it's not 100% perfect, given how quantum physics works and everything.
They'd have all this...
Indeterminacy in their speculation and modeling that once you introduce the computer model into the real world, it breaks out kind of like a battle plan does on the battlefield and becomes whatever it actually is.
I think I tagged you in that one video.
It shows the eye of the storm, essentially.
And it's like the perfect spiral.
You know what I mean?
Oh yeah, it spun up real good while it was out on the ocean.
I don't know if someone made it like this or not, but it looks like a comet ping pong spiral, like that type of spiral right in the middle of the hurricane.
If that's the way nature intended it to be, holy hell.
I'd imagine I'd have to go look back at prior hurricanes.
Yeah, see if something's missing.
I mean, the real hard part is when you go back and look at stuff now, you always have to ask yourself, Has this been changed or messed with too?
Exactly. I'm still trying to figure out where the hell the crowd went from the first debate.
I heard a crowd and I didn't even think anything of it until I saw it on another clip.
And yet people are insisting it doesn't exist and it just made me feel like it was another schism in reality created by People doing editing and such and convincing people of different things to almost create two separate realities for different people.
Oh, for sure, man.
I firmly believe that.
Because with AI, you can do that.
Yeah, and there's no doubt they do it in real time.
And when I went back to find any example of it on all the clips and everything, the individual ones had all been DMCA'd.
Hmm. And shut off.
There'd be three videos mentioning it, and only two of them were left, for example.
So the third one, the actual clip, was taken down, probably using some justification of it being footage.
So when you look at things like that, it makes you question about everything.
Because, yeah, they're telling you to reject what you actually heard and remember.
In exchange for the only story that's left.
That's really interesting.
I don't know.
Because I watched it live.
I watched it live, man.
And I heard hackles.
I heard giggles.
I heard stuff in the background.
And then when I played it back in clips and stuff, all of those things were gone.
And I have seen footage.
That's what made me think there was an audience.
There was an audience.
I've seen behind-the-scenes footage.
And it shows.
The lines of tables, lines of chairs, there are a ton of people in that room.
And all of them are on the computer, and they're all fact-checking.
No one but Trump.
Literally hundreds of people in there.
Yeah, and I never really thought much of it initially, because I just figured maybe they cleaned up the audio for the replays and everything.
But then they started claiming that those sounds weren't there.
Yeah. Oh, they were there.
And so then I started realizing this is an example of not just information siloing, but reality siloing, where one set of people experiences all of these after-the-fact edited clips.
And had I not gone to conservative channels and watched the same clips, I would never have caught on to this.
But I realized watching it and then watching the Wall Street Journal one and thinking, boy, that sure was quiet.
And that's when I caught on to the fact that this was happening.
And then within a couple of days, they were running a story saying they didn't exist at all and all those clips were deleted.
Yep. Yeah, dude.
Flood the system.
Memory hold.
Memory hold it completely.
It's the oldest trick.
If you can't control the freaking information, flood the information and flood it with...
Every angle so no one knows what to believe.
So then you do stuff, like you go back and look, are there going to be pictures of prior hurricanes that look like this?
See, that's the thing, I don't know what hurricanes are supposed to look like to be suspicious or not.
It's like, I know they're a spiral-esque shape.
That go counterclockwise.
I don't know what they're supposed to look like.
Do hurricanes go counterclockwise?
See, I'm not sure on that part either.
I thought they did.
Do hurricanes spin clockwise?
No, yeah.
Yeah, they go counterclockwise, so I thought.
What about the southern hemisphere?
Do they always spin counterclockwise in the northern hemisphere and spin in the opposite direction?
Okay, that was going to be my next question.
Was it based on that effect with the cool name that I forgot?
That's the same reason that flushing toilets is the opposite direction.
The Coriolis effect.
Yeah, the Coriolis effect, yes.
Yeah, Coriolis.
That's the one.
It goes counterclockwise in the northern hemisphere and then apparently clockwise in the southern hemisphere.
Okay, that's why I didn't want to answer because I was thinking like, which one is it?
Yeah. I didn't remember which one spun which way.
That's pretty crazy.
Pretty crazy!
Yeah, all the pictures I'm seeing out of there look...
Pretty messed up.
Highways taken out.
A lot of houses destroyed.
It's ugly.
It's nasty.
It's ugly in there, man.
Hey, give me an adjective really quick.
Uh, gilded.
Gilded? Yeah.
Uh, good God, man.
Real quick, so Cambodia arrests award-winning journalists who exposed human trafficking and scam compounds.
This comes from The Independent.
An award-winning journalist known for his investigative reports on human trafficking has been arrested in Cambodia in a further blow to his press freedoms.
Mek Dara was traveling with his family from the coastal city of Shinakuville to the capital, Phnom Penh, when authorities stopped his car and arrested him.
Mr. Dara was handed the Hero Award in 2023 by U.S. Secretary of State Anthony Blinken for his investigations into massive scam compounds staffed mostly by trafficked workers in Cambodia.
Holy shit.
So not only are these compounds these massive scam compounds scam compounds, but they're staffed by motherfucking trafficked workers.
Slaves. That's nuts.
He was arrested after sharing posts on social media about a rock quarry.
Local officials claimed on Monday his work was an attempt to foment dissent in the country.
So, he was arrested, the police took his phone, seized all his electronics and all that stuff.
They didn't even give him a reason for the arrest, and didn't even say what the charges were.
I mean, how do we know they didn't arrest him to save democracy?
I mean, gas the Cambodians!
They might be saving their democracy by doing that.
They have a history of democracy there, yeah.
Yeah, they democracied the hell out of them.
Oh, geez.
That's got to be a rough one.
I do like the line at the beginning, though, in a blow against his press freedoms.
That's when I first thought, like, are you sure they didn't do it to save democracy?
Yeah. A blow to press freedom, so you're acknowledging that arresting journalists is bad?
Yeah, that's huge that they even acknowledge that.
So a day before the arrest...
Well, it's a different country doing it.
True, true.
The day before his arrest, the journalist had posted two images of an alleged quarry operation at a revered mountain, Ba Nam.
Which has a Buddhist pagoda in the southeastern province of Prevang.
So... The authorities are saying they're fake images.
They're accusing him of causing social disorder and confusion.
This is the extent these people are going now with trying to get information out.
You're just causing social disorder and confusion.
It's insane.
You're confusing people with your pictures.
Why are they fake?
No, and that's the problem.
We're supposed to use our fake pictures.
Misadara is best known for his reports in the past few years about human trafficking connected to online scam operations.
So... Yeah, I feel like I believe his track record over what is likely a government repressing a journalist.
Yeah, I remember what happened to Khashoggi.
Ah, yeah.
I mean, he got into a fight with a furnace unarmed.
it was very unfair.
The U.S. State Department was aware of reports of Mr. Dar's arrest
I would hope you'd have great concern.
that's greatly concerning.
So 10 activists from prominent youth led environmental group, mother nature were sentenced to be two.
We're sentenced to between six and eight years on charges of plotting against the government.
Human rights group.
What exactly were they plotting?
An environmental group plotting against the government.
Your plot was like to plant a bunch of trees and they're like, you're terrorists.
We believe in Arbor Day!
Ah, they're fomenting terrorism.
Sounds like some right-wing extremism there.
That they're Arbor Day.
I mean, it just goes to show, dude, when these...
Real journalists, real journalists are the ones who get attacked and go to prison.
Now, if you just want to go work for CNN or ABC or NBC or all that, you're good to go.
You're good to go.
No worries.
I mean, you do have to worry about how to spend all that money you're going to be making that you will have to struggle for as an independent journalist.
Give me an adjective.
I mean, do you get the Gucci or the Versace?
I mean, the choices are very indecisive.
It'd be hard.
Gotta get them both.
Wait, get an adjective?
Yeah. Green.
Did you hear about this one, though?
Solar eclipse 2024.
Apparently, it's happening today.
There's a solar eclipse?
Apparently. And the new moon will pass in front of the sun.
Today, forming a ring of fire.
It's an annular solar eclipse across the southern tip of South America.
So we're not going to see it here.
Oh, yeah, that won't be visible to us at all, then.
We're not even in the partial eclipse zone, then.
Not even close.
It'll pass directly over Argentina, Chile, and Eastern Island, Easter Island, while the crescent-shaped partial solar eclipse will be visible across a broader region, including Brazil, Fiji, Hawaii, Mexico, and New Zealand.
So that's pretty sweet.
I don't think there's ever been one that I got to see.
The few times there was one up here, it was always cloudy those days.
There was one in like 2017, I think, that it was visible.
Oh yeah, when I went to my fucking friend's wedding last year, there was a...
Solar eclipse.
It was fucking cool.
We gotta actually see it.
They had these really thick glasses they gave out to everybody and it was pretty sweet.
Pretty cool.
Wow, that's a pretty momentous thing to happen at your wedding.
Yeah, dude.
No one even knew.
It was like that day.
We were like, I guess there's supposed to be an eclipse today.
And everyone was like, what?
And yeah.
I gotta actually see it for once.
It was amazing.
Because the Earth is flat.
Remember that.
What? Is the Earth flat?
Maybe. I don't know.
I was about to say, if I had to guess, probably not, but I honestly don't.
I just doubted everything anymore.
I think that's the best course of action, just doubt everything, man.
Well, that's what they want, though.
They want you to doubt everything.
I mean, what you see with your eyes is just the representation created by your mind in the first place.
Kind of a stand-in for what's actually there.
Yeah, we are hallucinating constantly.
It's essentially what it comes down to.
I was always convinced hallucinogens just helped you see what was behind the hallucination.
And that those weren't hallucinations.
Those were what was actually there.
Yeah, man.
I don't know what to believe in all of that.
Because a lot of people say, oh, you eat hallucinogenics and you're just opening up the doorway to Satan and demons and all that.
And it's like, what?
Nah, dude.
No. No.
No. I don't think so.
I mean, it follows the general theme of don't seek any spiritual experience without the experts.
I actually saw something recently saying something about not talking to any spirits even because that's bad for you and gives you negative karma.
And I thought, yeah, but...
How did you talk to a spirit and learn that exactly?
Who's telling you this?
Who learned this thing?
Who's teaching you that?
Are we not supposed to pray then?
Yeah, I was thinking, so you're not supposed to pray?
Wait, hold up here.
Isn't praying technically channeling a spirit?
I mean, you're speaking to a spirit.
Yeah, you're talking to a spirit.
If you're not supposed to do that, but the idea is you're supposed to use some kind of media in between you and the spirit world.
You're supposed to pray in Jesus' name or you're supposed to come through the Buddha.
You have to find the acceptable avenue to enlightenment.
The acceptable avenue.
Seems to be the general thrust of that.
You can't go about it the wrong way.
You might learn too much then.
You can learn some.
Just don't go past that.
You can pray to God, but don't talk to any other spirits.
They might lie to you.
And then I always thought, how do you know if something answers back that it's God talking to you?
Yeah, dude.
That's where it gets dangerous.
Who are you talking to?
It's like playing with the Ouija board.
You don't know.
You don't know what's going on.
Yeah, it's the general atmosphere and perception of distrust in all those interactions.
It's probably the safest way, really.
Agreed. Give me another adjective.
Smelly. What's that?
You said more entertaining.
Yeah, keep it entertaining.
Very entertaining.
Don't want to go too lewd on our incredibly G-rated show.
I'm always sitting there thinking, I don't want to be too dirty, and then I'm like, who am I cleaning this up for?
No, exactly.
We want this to be as dirty as possible.
No kids listen to the show.
Well, I'm sure a lot of kids do listen to the show, but whatever.
Kind of like a lot of kids play GTA and watch R-rated movies.
Yeah, exactly.
This is a reality that exists in spite of things like the rating system.
The rating system.
The rating system exists, so then it's your parents' fault that you got to watch it.
I always blame my parents for letting me watch movies.
They had me watch Buttercream Gang my entire childhood.
Yeah, I still remember having to watch all kinds of things because of my parents, too.
I remember the Disney Channel, where the only ads were more ads for the Disney Channel.
And that's like the worst thing, too.
It's like, what channel?
What's the one channel that kids probably shouldn't be watching?
The Disney Channel.
Yeah, and it was the most self-reinforcing channel because you had to pay for it.
And then after you paid for it, it came with a bunch of ads for it to get kids to beg their parents to renew every month.
Disney is nothing but ads for Disney.
That's stupid.
Yeah, that was long before their streaming service.
They were already thinking, we deserve extra money just for being us.
Hey, dude.
This is heavy news, man.
This is a celebrity death.
And I know you watched...
I don't know what channel this was on.
But you were a big American Pickers fan, right?
American Pickers?
Yeah. I've seen it a few times.
I knew other people that were fans.
You liked it.
You liked watching these guys drive around.
Hours on end going to random people's houses and picking through a bunch of trash.
You loved it.
Combine that and Storage Wars and I basically lived that experience.
Alright, Storage Wars vs.
American Pickers.
Which one?
They need to combine the two so they have Picker Wars.
American Storage Pickers?
So they can have people compete over buying.
Piles of random crap in storage units.
I heard that show was completely set up.
Storage Wars?
Oh, yeah.
What? You mean there's not going to be a Rembrandt right next to somebody's old, like, half-eaten, like, box of cereal or something in there?
Man. No way.
I do want to try that.
I do want to go do some of that stuff.
It'd be fun.
Find what people store in there.
Anyway. American Pickers, for the fans of the show, it's a heavy hitter, dude.
It's below the belt, man.
Frank Fritz.
One of the two men, the shorter, fatter guy.
He's dead.
He died.
September 30th, 2024.
Passed away.
Call him the bearded charmer.
Loved vintage motorcycles and bikes.
And all kinds of other old stuff.
I feel like they really limited his interests there.
I mean, the dude just loved random old stuff.
Wasn't that kind of the point of the show?
I mean, I've only seen a few episodes of it, but that was the impression I got.
If you're going to be doing a show about this, you really love to do this.
Yeah, he did really love motorcycles and bikes, but he did like it all.
Yeah, just random stuff.
How'd he die?
Oh, shit.
So, Fritz, he had a stroke in 2022 and has since been recovering the past couple years.
Um, so it looks like his death is related to that.
Ah, that sucks.
Yeah. And addictions.
And here I was hoping it was going to be some wacky shit.
Like, he was checking out this vintage 1914 grenade when suddenly they realized they never actually removed the charge from it all those years ago.
Nope. Gotta be something sad like that.
Yeah, it's a bummer.
Yeah. I mean, it sucks he's dead, but it would have been a lot more entertaining if, yeah, he was climbing a ladder to get something he saw on a wall.
I don't know.
I just always think it's sad when people don't get ironic ways of passing based on what they loved.
Well, rest in peace, Frank Fritz.
Rest in peace.
Hearts go out to your family and friends and the co-star, Mike Wolfe, of the show.
Mike Wolfe is, uh, yeah, he's pretty heartbroken by this, which, yeah, obviously, this guy's spent a lot of time sitting next to each other in a van, driving from state to state.
I mean, that is...
Searching for all the best lost stuff.
I mean, that is how it is.
They get to move on, and you get to be mad at them from leaving you.
That's a lot of the being upset about losses.
You're not so much mad at them because they're gone.
You're mad at them because they left you.
Why did you leave me, Fritz?
Yeah, you missed the time you spent with them.
I wanted to go look at more neon signs from the 20s.
How can I possibly price this?
Yeah. I was going to say, how could I possibly price this alone?
Yeah. Damn it.
That's sad.
Another show goes down.
But you know what?
They'll probably just push all the reruns or bring someone else on.
Maybe they'll bring...
Who could replace him?
Danny DeVito?
I mean, that would be pretty awesome.
But... I don't know if he would...
I mean, would he be able to pull it off?
I mean, would the guy be as funny without scripted lines is the question?
I don't know.
Because, you know, I don't think he was ever like a stand-up comedian.
Wasn't he just mostly an actor?
Danny DeVito?
I don't know if he ever...
Did he ever do stand-up?
I don't know if he ever did stand-up.
I think he was just an actor.
Yeah, I was trying to think.
Because sometimes they end up getting into comedy movies.
But, yeah, I think he was just an actor.
I wouldn't doubt he's done some stand-up stuff, though.
Yeah, so that's the question.
Would he be a good fit for that?
I could totally imagine him doing it.
Yeah, leave Always Sunny.
Leave that show.
No one wants to watch that show anyway.
And come over to American Pickers.
Come on, man.
I mean, come on.
We know all of them are fake anyways.
You'll be set up.
The whole thing will be start to finish scripted.
You're good to go.
Just come do reality shows.
Yeah. That's what reality shows are anyways.
It's just really contrived situations in quote real life.
Dude, I think that'd be great.
That would be a much better show if Danny DeVito was on it.
Could you imagine, just like, because they had that camera in the dash, like, watching the driver and the passenger talking and just, like, sitting there for hours?
That would be the show right there.
Well, yeah, as long as you got somebody saying funny shit.
Danny DeVito.
Well, there you go.
I don't know about the other guy.
So, if you're looking for a replacement, there's a good suggestion.
I mean, I guess, you know, would they be able to bounce off of each other well?
I guess we'd find out.
Let's try it out.
Alright, adjective.
I can't think of anything.
I'm trying to think of an adjective.
Did you say something?
Well, I'm trying to be entertaining, and I can't just spontaneously entertain.
I don't know, stellar?
I'll put gangrenous.
Gangrenous. There you go, gangrenous.
Alright. Let's hop into this major story about this port strike.
What's going on with this port strike and this guy Harold Daggett?
Well, pretty much the whole eastern seaboard shut down.
Nothing's getting in on the east side at this point.
Saw a nice little pie chart that estimated about 40% of shipping comes from that side, the other 60% from the West Coast.
So, you'd probably be more affected more so the closer you are to the East Coast and the further you are from the West.
Yeah, looks like major port strike locations, Boston, New York, Philadelphia, Baltimore, Hampton, Rhodes, Wilmington, Charleston, Savannah, Jacksonville, Miami, Tampa, and Mobile.
Mobile? New Orleans?
Philadelphia? Houston?
It's pretty much top to bottom.
But don't worry.
Israel will still get their weapons.
Israel's still going to get their weapons, yeah.
If you were worried that they might not ship their bongs because they're striking, they've already agreed to.
I mean, yeah, they've got overnight shipping on that stuff.
So, yeah, the military-industrial complex gets a pass on the strike, but the rest of us get screwed on it.
Oh, God.
So why is this happening?
Well, they turned down a 50% raise, which I guess they made, like, on average, $39 an hour or something like that.
Came out to, like, $140,000 a year.
So they turned down a raise, and then they went on strike.
Yep. Because they work about 80 hours a week, so that $140,000 is involving a lot of OT and everything, too.
I don't understand.
Why would they go on a fucking strike after turning down a raise?
They're trying to give them more money?
They say, no, we're going to go on strike.
Yeah, they demanded a 79% raise as a counteroffer.
So, no, I don't want...
Let's see.
We'll just take that average $140,000.
I don't want $210,000.
I want $280,000.
No, $290,000 per year to make it in Biden's economy.
And I think one of them actually said that to that extent that effectively inflation made things so expensive that they needed that much.
Yeah, these are major urban centers, but You're still not making it on $140,000 a year?
My God, are things worse than I thought?
Dude, the base salary of these guys, of ILA members, is $81,000 a year.
Some make over $200,000.
Yeah, that makes sense.
And $81,000.
See, the question is, is how much OT is that?
Is that mandatory overtime or is that $81,000?
Is that their 40 hours?
I'm sure they clock in at just at 40 hours.
Yeah, so then all of them work crazy extra hours, too.
Yeah, they work crazy hours.
I just don't understand why they go on strike.
I don't get it.
Like, they got more money than they...
Yeah. Are they being compensated?
I always wondered that when places strike.
Do they actually help out the people being affected by it?
It's not just simply all these downstream businesses that weeks from now are going to get screwed over by this.
It's the people not working.
They're not getting paid either.
No, dude.
So is it just the fact that they asked for 77% pay raise over a period of six years in a contract that they have going?
So they asked for 77%.
Whoever pays them their wages, whatever.
I was like, no, we'll give you 50% pay raise.
And then the president, Harold Daggett, is like, nope, completely unnecessary.
We're going on strike.
Is that, that's what happened?
Yep, he opted to shut the whole thing down and now they're resuming talks.
Which, yeah, you're a bit late to resume talks after you've already shut down the ports.
So now they're talks under duress because everything's shut down.
So who is this Harold Daggett?
$400,000 a year, very mob boss-esque sounding head of the union.
He's a mob boss.
He sure sounds like one.
When you heard the clip of him talking about all the people that would be affected, it sounded very much like he needed some kind of mobster adjective in his name, you know?
Well, let's listen.
These people today don't know what a strike is.
When my men hit the streets from Maine to Texas, every single port of lockdown, you know what's going to happen?
I'll tell you.
First week, be all over the news every night.
Boom, boom.
Second week, guys who sell cars can't sell cars because the cars ain't coming in off the ships.
They get laid off.
Third week, Malls start closing down.
They can't get the goods from China.
They can't sell clothes.
They can't do this.
Everything in the United States comes on a ship.
They go out of business.
Construction workers get laid off because the materials aren't coming in.
The steel's not coming in.
The lumber's not coming in.
They lose their job.
Everybody's hating the longshoremen now because now they realize how important our jobs are.
Now I have the president screaming at me.
I'm putting a Taff Hartley on you.
Go ahead.
Taff Hartley means I have to go back to work for 90 days after cooling you off, period.
Do you think when I go back for 90 days those men are going to go to work on that pier?
It's going to cost the company's money to pay their salaries.
Well, they went from 30 moves an hour to maybe to 8. They're going to be like this.
Who's going to win here in the long run?
You're better off sitting down.
Let's get a contract and let's move on with this world.
to today's world.
I'll cripple you.
I'll cripple you.
I will cripple you.
That sounded a little threatening.
Me and Big Tony, we got a deal here.
You're going to take it.
You're going to take it or you're going to suffer some broken legs.
You're going to have an accident, if you know what I mean.
So yeah, incredibly unsympathetic and very much the loudest case for people to make people sympathetic to automation ever.
It's insane.
This guy, he said to have ties with the mafia and I think we can all be like, yeah, he definitely does, yeah.
Yeah, he's made some offers that can't be refused.
Yes. Yes.
In his job, he gets paid a million dollars a year.
He gets paid a million dollars a year.
He has an insane mansion, 10-acre compound.
Wow. Like I said, he's making some offers that can't be refused because they really can't turn him down completely.
It's not like they got robots ready to go right now.
Exactly. And he basically said, single-handedly, he can just destroy.
Everything. I'll cripple you.
I will cripple you.
Yikes. So, the real question is, is this a ploy to make people okay with automating jobs away?
Or is it a ploy for some kind of political gain?
Because ultimately, completely shutting down long-term...
Would not just screw regular people, but all the elites trying to leech money off people.
It seems like it's going to be a show for a while.
I think it will be.
That's the question.
That offer that can't be refused that he's given, do you think they'll refuse it still?
How long will they hold out?
I think someone's going to be waking up with the horse head in their bed.
It's going to be Tim Waltz.
Oh, can you imagine?
Can't fuck with Knuckles' walls.
Can you imagine?
Tim Knuckles' walls.
The damage that guy, dude.
If Tim Waltz woke up to a horse head in his bed, he loves horses.
Loves horses.
That would destroy that man.
It would be emotionally devastating.
He would be like, has this horse been given a proper burial?
You sick fuck.
Wait, is this horse...
Did he have his balls cut off?
Why you gotta do this to her?
This is my girl.
So sad that was a fake article.
I know.
It's a shame.
It's still real to me.
It's still real in my heart.
It's still real to most people.
Honestly. Hey, the asteroid is still 24 feet.
It's still Nibiru in my heart.
Yeah. Andrew Wong on...
That's tiny Nibiru.
Andrew Wong on Twitter wrote this about Daggett.
More context in correcting your headline.
You should change it to, quote, mob connected union leader, end quote.
That's Tiny Nibiru.
George Barone, a self-confessed mafia enforcer, testified that he orchestrated the rise of Daggett, then an ILA official earning $480,000 a year to union president in order to serve the interests of the Genovese crime family.
Whoa. Yeah, this is kind of crazy.
Okay, I was actually being sarcastic about the offers that can't be refused before.
Jesus. No, this guy is connected.
So it's been claimed already.
During the trial, one of the defendants mysteriously vanished, only for his body to be discovered weeks later in the trunk of a car parked outside a New Jersey diner.
Despite the grim development, Daggett and his co-defendants were all acquitted of the charges.
Gee, it's almost like everybody else wanted to live.
That's pretty crazy.
Be like, you sure you want to do that to me?
You might get allergic to air.
What better person to be the president of the ILA, right?
I mean, they wouldn't hire anybody else but somebody like that.
I mean, this is a pretty major labor union, so when you look at how much corruption is involved in the whole process, I would honestly be shocked if it wasn't a mob-connected guy.
Run in the joint.
Imagine a completely ethical person running the shipping container industry.
It couldn't happen.
It couldn't happen.
Too many wolves.
Be like, is this a crate of dollar bills?
I am so offended you would try to give me this bribery.
That's it.
I'm having it be investigated.
Yeah, that dude would not last a day.
No. It's unfortunate.
It really does suck, because that is how all these companies and all of these entities work out there.
It is all about that.
Bribery and all that shit.
You've got to have the guy who happened to trip and fall into the suitcase of dollar bills.
Oh my gosh, this must be mine.
Off to the stripper joint.
Adjective. Picturesque?
All right, all right, all right.
I keep wanting to say homies.
Really quick because...
Well, we can easily put that in if we have another one.
Really quick here, I just wanted to let everyone know what products will be affected.
I have a point on the shipping container things to remind me.
Shipping containers.
So, what products will be affected?
Oh, that's another thing.
It's during peak holiday times.
So, what a better time to do this, right?
What a better time to fucking boycott motherfucking shipping containers.
So if anybody was wondering what the October surprise is...
And everything's going to be higher priced because if there's a lack, you know, it's the supply-demand type thing.
I mean, if I can't infest myself with microplastics, putting out my fake wreaths, So help me God, is it even America anymore?
Oh man, we're not going to see Christmas this year because due to the strike, we're not going to have any wreaths or Christmas trees or lights.
It's going to be fucking 1984 this year.
Oh my God, his mob name is going to be Grinch.
Oh shit, Harold Grinch.
What the hell is his name?
Daggett? You don't fuck with Grinch Daggett.
Harold Grinch Daggett, you son of a bitch.
I'll cripple you!
Stealing Christmas, once again.
I will cripple you!
Nothing mentioned, like, a lot of people's jobs.
Those things he was listing off, I'm like, do you think those people are going to be happy about this?
On top of all the immigrant riots, and...
It does seem like a perfect storm.
Inflation. Yeah, dude, this is a perfect storm!
So, shipping containers.
I wanted to mention shipping containers.
Okay? Alright.
Okay. Thanks for reminding me.
Thanks for reminding me, dude.
I gotta go here.
I mean, that is their job, taking stuff out of big containers.
This is huge.
So watch this.
Because this goes into P. Diddy.
We have some updates on him, too.
Isn't he actually next to a shipping port or something?
Yes. Literally right across that small amount of water.
There's a massive shipping port.
I don't know which port that is.
South Florida Containment Terminal?
Well, I mean, if you buy baby oil, buy the shipping container.
Yeah, let's see this.
You're going to need some major transport.
So Diddy's property is 1 West Star Island Drive.
Oh man, it's going to completely ruin that business.
He has two houses right there.
And the shipping port is right there.
Half a mile.
Yeah, maybe a mile.
Half a mile.
Also, that's got some grim implications for all those shipping containers sitting out there.
Yeah. They're not going to be moving for days.
No. Yeah, where are they going?
A lot of those have people in them.
I can guarantee you that.
What's going to happen to all those fucking people?
Jesus! This is a new segment from 1981.
About shipping containers.
Let's listen.
Uh... And we couldn't get it off the trailer,
so we had to leave it on the trailer because it was too heavy.
So I was asked by Nick to have a crew go down and unload the container at the other yard.
I got a radio call from Ron Gillette, the foreman.
He said the men were throwing up and there was something really wrong.
One of them fell down and hit me right in front of my feet.
And it was opened up.
And there it was.
It was a mutilated body.
And the more closer I looked at it, it was a human body.
And when I came to work the following day, I saw it myself.
I couldn't believe it.
It was just little baby babies, you know.
It was just all quarter pieces.
My hands chopped off, arms, legs.
It just makes you sick to see something like that.
Well, really, it's just, you know, it makes you want to cry when you see something like that.
Starting at the very front of this container, it was just walled clear to the ceiling and clear to the sides filled with them.
I really don't want to witness it again.
Not what I saw.
Well, as a supervisor, we found out...
Through the media, that 17,000 infants had been stored in a container.
So we asked for an investigation by the district attorney in the coroner's office.
We found approximately 190 were over 20 weeks of age.
I think some as long as, as old as 25, 27 weeks.
Yeah, what do you think about that?
That's why the Arcturians want to destroy us.
Ugh. Isn't that nuts?
Jesus. That is so messed up.
Yeah. So fucked up, dude.
So, Diddy gets indicted.
He lives right next to a shipping yard.
And then you have Harold Knuckles Daggett going on strike with shipping yards.
In the shipping yards.
There's got to be like a connection there.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I mean, sadly, as much as we're worrying, I feel like that's going to be another one of those exceptions.
Yeah, kind of like they never actually stop weapons shipments.
No, dude.
In spite of the stoppage, it's...
Alright, adverb.
Quick. Adverb.
Hornily? Hornily.
Since I was going to use it, finally.
No, not hornily.
Alright, weekly.
We'll go feverishly.
So, we need to touch on Diddy here.
Some updates on old dids.
Because, yeah, 120 more lawsuits are going to be filed against Sean John Combs, including by a nine-year-old victim who was allegedly sexually assaulted by Diddy.
Attorneys announced on Tuesday that they intend to file at least 120 lawsuits on behalf of victims who say they were sexually abused by Sean Diddy Combs and his associates, including this nine-year-old child.
Houston attorney Tony Boosby spoke next.
To sexual abuse advocates and co-counsel Andrew Van Arsdale of AVA Law Group at a press conference and added that many of the alleged victims have already spoken to law enforcement authorities, including the FBI, according to the HuffPost.
The attorneys said more than 3,000 people have reached out to them about possible abuse and they now represent 120 accusers.
So that's nuts, dude.
That's a lot of people to bring you down.
That is...
Unreal. I had this other thing here, more information on these charges.
So then the question is, is this like a limited hangout?
Or is it just the dam broke and they finally had to start making somebody responsible?
Nobody's going to be talking about the Epstein-Kline list anymore.
So... The question is, is this a way of bringing down a smaller fish to protect the big ones?
Because obviously somebody's got to get some kind of hangout here.
There doesn't seem to be a scenario where somebody's not going to get nailed just simply even if Diddy were to become super sad and have his guards pass out and have all the Epstein nonsense happen to him.
Even in such a situation, I feel like with all the stuff coming out, those people would still be screwed.
Like, his inability to testify wouldn't necessarily protect them at this point.
There's too many people that have already confessed that aren't Diddy.
So, maybe it's more a matter of just kind of getting him out of the public eye.
I mean, I did find it was pretty silly that whole, oh no, the...
Prison's so awful in terrible conditions, and then describing his meal, it sounded like a restaurant menu, and I'm thinking to myself, this contrast.
And then the question is, does everyone get that, or is that some kind of extra thing that he gets because he's not really getting punished?
Dude, we can only speculate, because no one can say for sure where he is.
Yeah. Like, he's listed.
I looked it up on the Eastern Metropolitan Brooklyn Detention Center, whatever.
He's listed as being an inmate there.
Like, he's in the system.
But the powers that be have so much power.
Like, they can fake anything.
I'm not saying this is fake.
I'm just saying, like, how do we know for sure he is there?
Just like Ghislaine Maxwell.
The informational soup makes it so frustrating to find out anything.
Because ultimately every bit of information is just quantum indeterminacy times a thousand.
You never really know if it's 100% true or not because everything could be faked now.
Yeah. And so here's what I was looking for.
This comes from MJTruthUltra on Twitter.
Shout out to MJTruthUltra!
Attorney describes horrendous Diddy victim stories, including a minor forced to give fellatio on Diddy.
So, a nine-year-old was taken to an audition in New York City for Bad Boy Records and sexually abused by Diddy and several others at the studio with the promise to his parents of getting a record deal.
Another minor was told by Diddy that he would make him a star and he needed to meet with him in private away from his parents.
Once in a private area, Diddy made the child give him fellatio.
Another minor flew to New York City to attend a party.
She was drugged and taken into a private room where Diddy was in attendance and watched her get raped multiple times.
Another minor, she was given a drink and woke up the next day not knowing what happened, with severe damage to both her private areas.
Another victim wasn't drinking because she was pregnant.
Whatever non-alcoholic drink she had was laced with something.
She blacked out and woke up with Diddy.
Both her private parts areas were torn and sore.
And out of these 120 plus new victims, apparently they're half and half.
Half men, half are women.
Out of the 120 or so, at least 25 are known to be minors.
That's so disgusting.
And I mean, you're a famous celebrity.
You could pretty much hook up with anyone you talk to on the street.
Anyone you see, you could just go up and convince them, like, hey, you want to get laid and hook up with me?
Seriously. I'm literally a famous billionaire who makes music.
Or millionaire.
I make shitloads of money and have fame and literally songs are made with me in them.
Yeah, dude.
And this is the thing, man, about psychopaths and sociopaths like this fella.
Everything becomes boring and you're looking for something with more excitement.
Like, that's how these guys operate, right?
They're pushing the boundaries because you get so bored with the standard shit.
It's like drugs, you know?
You do marijuana.
I don't want to use marijuana.
The old saying, marijuana is a gateway drug.
You smoke weed and you're like, well, that's kind of boring.
I want something a little more intense.
So you go straight to fucking heroin or cocaine, right?
So these rich fucks, they have all the money in the world.
They know they're protected.
They know they can get away with essentially anything.
You know, like what Trump said, I could shoot somebody in central or...
Yeah. Times Square and get away with it.
Yeah, see, this progression seems silly to you because as a non-psychopath, you think, well, why would I go straight from weed to heroin?
Yeah. But somebody who's genuinely psychopathic would just think, well, why wouldn't I just go from weed to heroin?
Because, you know, it's just a high.
It's just a slightly stronger high.
I mean, what's different other than that, you know?
It's not like I'll end up in the gutter and puking my guts out and shit.
So, you know, like, part of that...
Part of it being such a problem comes from these psychopaths suffering from the fact that they gateway drug anything.
Every little thrill is addictive to them because that's the nature of an addictive personality.
There's some people who recognize they have that and try to mitigate it and fight it, and then there's some other people who just lean into it and embrace it, which can be pretty devastating.
Once you reach the point where normal life is just boring, you just have to do more extreme things.
I feel like a part of it is a lot of these people are such levels of extreme materialism that they disconnect themselves from any greater beyond any spiritual connection.
As a result, because they don't have that rejuvenating effect of that spiritual connection, they're then forced to seek ever-increasing levels of replacement for that.
Because no matter what you seek out, it's never going to help you.
You're never going to be able to find that thing past you that you need to find within yourself.
It's not out there.
This is essentially the absolute dregs of where you can get to with that mentality of I just need to do what I need to to fulfill myself.
Right. Yeah.
Apparently, as reported by the General at General MC News, Diddy has been placed in solitary confinement, which is a 12x12 windowless cell where he sleeps on the floor and is refusing to eat.
Well, they gave him some padding, of course, like one of those little...
I don't know.
Just some sort of pad to lay on.
He has no access to TV, books, and is granted minimal privileges.
Now, I have nothing to verify this, but that is a chunk of news that people are talking about right now.
If so, that is pretty punitive and bare bones.
I mean, a lot of regular prisoners don't get it that bad.
A lot of people in regular jails and such, heck, they'll give them TV just simply because it's...
Something to keep people entertained and keep them from fucking with each other.
You got nothing to do?
What do you think is going to happen?
What do you think is going to happen?
Violence. Violence is going to fucking happen.
Because I've heard of all kinds of stories of fights erupting over the common TV and the commissary and such.
It's not exactly unheard of for you to get TV in jail.
So yeah, that's pretty hardcore if he's actually getting that level of restrictions.
It's pretty nuts.
I mean, if...
The dude's probably such a, quote, suicide risk that, honestly, anything else would be incredibly dangerous for him.
I mean, could the dude survive a cellmate?
Because would the cellmate be just a random dude?
Well, that's the problem, man.
Who could that cellmate be?
Because it couldn't be somebody that could be a threat to him, that could kill him.
And it couldn't be someone that's, like, atypical or, like, more of a victim than he is, because he would obviously victimize them.
So one way or the other...
Just solitary confinement's the only way.
It seems like it.
For someone like P. Diddy.
Alright, really quick.
Animal. P. Diddy.
Let's put him in there.
Mid-freak-off.
And now...
He went pretty freaking animal, dude.
It was gnarly.
Like, that's...
These stories that are coming out show a real disconnect from...
Not just your connection with the spirit world, but your connection with other people.
What you're doing to people, you should feel bad about, and you definitely don't.
In fact, if anything, you go back and look through the images and stuff, there's really a lack of feeling.
He initially seems miserable, but then, honestly, as I look at him more, it's more just a void.
It's not sadness or happiness, but just a lack of emotion.
Yeah, for sure.
I know if I was out partying with a bunch of people and stuff and having lots of fun, I would be looking a lot more enthusiastic.
You'd think so?
I wouldn't be looking like I was on the verge of needing to go to the cry room the whole time.
And now, really quick.
Biscuit. And the thing about that is I've been hearing stories about people telling them or...
People telling stories about these ditty parties that a lot of these people who were being drugged would pass out and he would literally have male prostitutes come in and probably female prostitutes as well come in and just run a train on these passed out victims.
Who does that shit?
Yeah, it's like...
You get to the point where it's less about enjoyability and it's more about exploitation of your power and position.
And just doing it because you can.
12. Part of the body.
Arm. Let's make these crazy.
I was going to say uvula, but I don't think anyone knows what that is.
Well, we could say vulva.
Alright, fine.
Vulva. Part of the body, too.
Sphincter. Sphincter.
Part of the body three.
Uh... Weenus.
Weenus. Alright, I wanted to...
It's like my favorite term.
It's hilarious.
It's always fun to tell people their weenuses show.
I think it's so awkward.
Yeah, a lot of people don't know what a weenus is, so why don't you let them know in a very PG way what a weenus is.
Well, this is...
I was going to say, it's like the...
Be careful!
Be careful now!
Don't be genius!
I was going to say, it's just the inner part of your elbow.
It's like...
That's what I understood it to be.
It's just a part of your arm.
It's just a hilarious thing to say as you look down at their arms and say your penis is showing.
Oh, shit.
So I wanted to mention this.
I wanted to show you this, too.
Because it has to do with the hurricane right now.
And you love Tesla cars.
You're a huge fan.
You have one of each model.
I know.
Yep. As long as you're talking about the Hot Wheels cheap knockoff equivalent, I could possibly have every one of those.
Just take the Tesla from the Hot Wheels set, like the Invitation Tesla, and then you get the fake knockoff version.
That's made in the worst parts of some kind of slave labor.
Alright, check this out.
This is a Tesla in a garage during the hurricane.
A Tesla caught fire in a garage because the water hit some important components in the battery because of the salt water.
I mean, I've heard stories saying essentially that they would need some kind of special firefighting tool to put out one of those things because of the potential for that.
Man, those things are just dangerous all around.
That is so crazy, the thought that you could splash water on something and start it on fire.
I know.
And we talked in the last episode how the sprinkler system in some building was the...
Oh yeah, the bio lab chemical fire in that plant in Ohio.
Yeah, because...
Or wherever, with Georgia.
Yeah, caused by reactive water pumped into the sprinkler system.
Which, you know, we always put some reactive water in there.
We always use at least 25% ethanol in our water.
I mean, you know...
Plural noun.
Valkyries. Plural noun too.
Planets. A little crazier than that.
How about deformities?
Something you can eat.
Medical deformities.
Medical deformities.
Okay. Surgically removed medical deformities.
Like eating your placenta, except it's more like cosmic horror.
Yeah, so what do you know about this?
Apparently worth a ton of money, too.
Yeah, a ton.
The harvest.
That's why, like, when you go to the hospital to give birth, the hospital will take the placenta.
Unless you specifically say, I want to keep that, like, the hospital's going to use that for some shit, bro.
Yeah. Which, you know, you should hold on to it.
It's apparently valuable.
You should hold on to it.
Let it dry up and put it on your mantle.
Use it as a mantelpiece.
Or some, you know, frame it.
Put it on the wall.
All sorts of things you can do with it.
Make a diecast, placental lacquer.
What do you think about the PlayStation Network going out?
The Sony gaming service that just went out.
It was actually funny because it didn't affect where I'm at at all.
So I'm just reading all these posts about how PlayStation Network is down and thinking, oh, it is.
I'm surprised nobody in any of the chats I'm in has mentioned it yet.
It's probably mostly just because those chats are dead.
Otherwise, somebody would probably say the PSN is down by now.
I don't even know.
I don't know.
Apparently it was out.
There's these big group chats that PlayStation has where there'd be like 100 people.
And there's people all over the world.
We got people all over the world in it.
Anytime PSN's down anywhere, I hear about it.
Okay, give me a verb.
Decomposed. Oh, dude, you're going to want to listen to this.
You're going to want to listen to this.
Everybody's going to want to listen to this.
The hurricane damages.
Let's listen to what Kamala Harris has to say.
The federal relief and assistance FEMA that we have been providing has included FEMA providing FEMA.
The federal relief and assistance that we have been providing, $750 FEMA for folks who need immediate needs.
Thanks, Kamala Harris, for providing $750 to families affected by the hurricane.
But Ukraine has gotten over, what, like $200 billion?
I think they just got another $6 billion, like, last week.
I feel like they looked at the people that were all pissed off about Lahaina and just thought, you know what, we'll do better this time.
$750. There you go, buddy.
Holy shit.
Like, sucks that your house is gone.
And, you know, the line back then, of course, was that was the initial, like, here, we're gonna take care of you for now.
And then, of course, they just fucked off forever.
Oh shit, here's a quick update.
That fire chief, Dustin Waycaster, that I mentioned a little bit ago, he apparently has been relieved of duty as of 11.15am, October 1st.
Well, yeah, because he was supposed to arrest people, not get caught arresting people.
Duh! You're supposed to do it, not get caught doing it.
That way when we lie and say you're not doing it, we don't get called out for our bullshit.
So, yeah, that dude had to go, apparently.
And, okay, so apparently, see, this is what I had trouble with the name earlier, so I guess Pilot said it was Assistant Fire Chief Chris Melton, not Fire Chief Dustin Waycaster.
So it's not Dustin Waycaster, it's Chris Melton.
Oh, God.
Thanks, Internet.
Some random asshole is going to get all kinds of hate now who may not have had anything to do with this at all.
Because I can guarantee that nobody else looked into it and corrected that.
Thank you so much, Internet.
People get misidentified all the time.
And how many people actually bother to look like you did and go, okay, is that the dude?
Because you were confused about who it was, which obviously you had every reason to be confused because they're naming two completely different people.
So which one is it?
That's the real question.
Is it the first guy?
Which one is the real dude?
Oh, we have to play this audio here with the daggett.
Secretary of Labor, Julie Su, Julie Su has been terrific.
So that's why we're out here fighting for our livelihood.
What more from the automations you want?
What more protections could there be?
What more?
Yeah, they have language in there now.
Not strong enough.
Because what happens is they come in with new technology.
We just caught them in Mobile, Alabama called auto gates.
And that means the trucks are coming in and they're already checked in somewhere else and not using the checkers in the ILA.
Circumventing the contract, they don't care.
They don't care.
It's not fair.
And if we don't put our foot down now, they would like to run over us and we're not going to allow that.
It's not fair.
They don't care.
So, yeah, this is that fucking knuckle-drager.
Harold Knucket Knuckles?
Harold Knuckles Daggett?
I was going to say, I'm sorry, random person.
You're probably actually really nice.
But I shouldn't say asshole.
Let's listen to this.
Are you worried that this strike is going to hurt the everyday American,
the farmers that need to reach the export market?
They're telling me that they're going to hurt.
Now you start to realize who the longshoremen are, right?
People never gave a shit.
Until now, when they finally realize that the chain is being broke now.
Cars won't come in.
Food won't come in.
Clothing won't come in.
You know how many people depend on our jobs?
Half the world.
And it's time for them and time for Washington to put so much pressure on them to take care of us.
Because we took care of them and we're here 135 years and brought them where they are today and they don't want to share.
Damn! My guy's angry!
I feel like that dude probably relies on the services of easily a dozen people per day that he doesn't give a shit he's fucking over.
Yeah. You know what?
What really pisses me off is that the United States relies so heavily on exported food.
Yeah. Importing food into the United States.
Like, we have more than enough land to plant and grow our own food and be self-fucking sustainable as a nation.
But you outsource all this bullshit and you do just nothing but money laundering, dude.
Fucking bullshit.
Well, and then you get crap like this.
You get people who bunch up the system because they can.
He wouldn't be able to have half the leverage if more stuff was made here.
The whole reason he's got so much leverage is because America is such a net importer these days.
Although still, props to him for calling out alternative state media.
They don't care!
It's not fair!
That should be their slogan.
They don't care!
I feel like our government could use that as their motto.
Oh shit, we don't care.
It's just not fair.
They don't care.
It's not fair.
Terribly unsympathetic as the other clip was, I mean, he is correct in saying that if these people are contracted to go through him and bypassing the contract, that's fucking sheisty.
It's true.
I remember somebody was acting confused when I called CBS State Media.
They're like, what do you mean?
And I'm thinking to myself, let me guess, you think I think Fox is the right answer.
I could tell just from the way you're acting confused right now, what you think about me.
It kind of made me sad that just from their response, I could tell how the discussion was going to go and just ended it.
Good call, man.
I'm not responding.
Let's finish this out here.
We got this Mad Lab.
Mad Lab!
We're going to read this one here.
This is Superstitions.
Here we go.
Cue the music.
See, I'm just not entertaining enough with my word choice.
You'd think as an English major I could do this.
You'd try to try harder, man.
Well, that's the problem.
When I try harder, I just think of perverted shit.
That's what we want!
That's what we want, man!
I should have just said horny the first time.
Maybe I would have come up with a different word afterwards.
But then that just popped into my head and had nothing.
We're trying to be X-rated and just gnarly nasty with these things.
We're not trying to do this for...
Fucking kindergartners.
So, it's called Superstitions.
Cue the music.
Although we believe ourselves to be feverishly civilized, most of us are really Valkyries at heart.
Because we still believe in gilded superstitions that began while humans still lived in medical deformities.
Some of these superstitions are...
One. If you spill salt, throw some over your left vulva for green luck.
Two, if a black P. Diddy runs in front of you, you are in smelly trouble.
Holy shit!
I feel like that's relevant to the beers.
Very relevant.
Three, if you break a biscuit, you will have 12 years of gangrenous luck.
That's not good.
Don't break your biscuits.
Four, never...
Decompose under a ladder.
I feel like you don't have much of an option.
You know what I mean?
I would note that even Biscuit wasn't a clean one.
I was thinking Limp Bizkit.
I just left out the Limp.
Ah. Well, if you break a Limp Bizkit, you'll have 12 years of gangreness luck.
The hell was that dude's name?
Fred Durst?
Yeah. Fred Durst?
And then four, never decompose under a ladder, okay?
Try your hardest to not decompose under a ladder.
Number five, if your sphincter itches, it means you will have a picturesque visitor.
See, that actually worked pretty good.
Like a little chocolate on the end of your finger?
Yeah, picturesque.
A little chocolate there.
I mean, you know, if you're...
If you're a shit fetishist, that's picturesque, I guess.
You're like, look at that.
My ass candy's majestic.
Ass candy.
Oh, man.
I saw this video a little while ago.
Maybe a couple weeks ago.
It was a dude.
And he was like a UPS guy.
Or FedEx guy.
One of those.
And he had just dropped a package off.
It's a door video camera.
One of those doorbells.
Oh, the ring cameras.
Ring camera.
And he drops the package off, checks off his paperwork, whatever, reaches into his ass, like, under his pants, in his pants, and starts itching, like, furiously itching his asshole.
And then he pulls his hand out and, like, doesn't even, like, hesitate.
He just pulls it out and just, like, goes up to his hand, like, he smells it.
He fucking puts it up to his face and he smells it.
And it's so hilarious, dude, because it's like...
Respect. His reaction when he smells it is exactly what you'd expect from someone who is, like, you know, I guess absolutely disgusted by the smell and, like, you're in shock and you jump back.
He does that.
Like, he smells his own shit and reacts like that.
And it's like, what do you expect?
I mean, sometimes your ass stinks especially bad.
I can personally relate to that problem.
Well, wash that ass, bro.
I'm just saying, if your farts offend even you, then you know they're fucking awful for everyone else.
Oh, man, yeah.
I've had a couple that have offended me.
So, you know, he was expecting normal gross, but he got extra gross.
He got beyond extra gross.
And then it's so funny, though, because he just, like, he does that, reacts to it, like, shakes his head a little bit, and just, like, walks away back to his truck.
He got the freak-off edition of the smell.
Ugh, nasty.
So great.
And I've seen other videos of people where they do that same thing and they taste it.
Okay, that's a bit much.
And there was one, there was one of a couple and they're on a street and it's like surveillance camera and the dude is like behind her and I forget exactly how it was.
One or the other one was like itching the other's ass and then fed them or made them smell willingly.
They're nasty shit fingers.
It's like their own fetish they have between the two of them.
Disgusting, bro.
I have never understood how people enjoy the smell of feces.
To each their own, preferably at some distance away.
People eat that shit.
Where does that come from, man?
That's some broken...
Broken minds.
I mean, you know how people say eat shit and die?
Some people eat shit and live.
Eat shit and enjoy.
Oh, so gross.
The good stuff.
All right, everybody.
We're going to end it here.
We're going to end it here.
This is just our weekly.
It was supposed to be one hour.
Went a little over.
But that's just the way it is.
It's practice.
News. Strictly news.
So, hopefully you enjoyed it.
If not, Send us some hate mail.
Yeah, I need to get something besides my Constance Tennessee star spam in there.
Alright everyone, follow us at Paranatica at Twitter.
Pretty much just that.
Follow us at Twitter at Paranatica.
And you can follow Cricket at the individual individual.com or what the fuck?
So confusing.
I don't worry about it.
Nobody reads anyway.
No, no, no.
It's a bunch of essays, so I'm like, I don't know if he fucking reads.
Find Cricket.
Go follow Cricket at individualthe on Twitter, and he'll provide you with all your spiritual needs and wants and desires.
He can help you out.
He can hook you up.
Head over there.
Get your spiritual advisor.
I mean, I am supposed to be ministering to wounded souls.
Technically, I should be reaching out to them.
So, okay, reach out to me.
They're going to reach out to you now.
So find him on Twitter at individualthe.
All right, there we go.
It's confusing, I know.
And it's not even spelled individual.
It's individual.
Yeah, you put an E at the end of it to get the idealized version, like humane.
Oh, guess what?
Hillary Clinton turned off comments on her post.
Aww. Hillary.
I mean, why not just keep them off?
I mean, the fact that she had to turn them off means that she was expecting a response.
You gotta remind yourself that these people spend an awful lot of time around agreement and stuff.
That's why they let the really messed up, perverted shit slip once in a while because they don't realize, oh yeah, most people aren't actually down with that.
All right, everybody.
Until next time.
Cheers, everybody.
Always distrust the government.
Take care of yourselves.
Take care of one another.
I'll cripple you.
I will cripple you, and you have no idea what that means.
