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I used to make the fanciest of coffees back when I worked as a barista.
Once I lost the ability to put all those different flavors in, though, I ended up just taking it straight.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, too much work.
Just give me a black cup.
Straight. No sugar.
Maybe a little creamer.
A little milk maybe, but yeah.
No sugar.
So, what did you do this last weekend, my friend?
Oh, not terribly much exciting.
I mostly followed the news, honestly.
Yeah? Yeah, a lot happened in the news.
I went camping with the old lady.
Kids went to some big old reservoir, found an awesome spot.
Got set up.
Didn't realize it.
But huckleberries are everywhere, man.
So we went to town picking huckleberries.
Went kayaking on the reservoir.
Great time.
Great time.
Fucking amazing.
I actually had this huge...
We had a huge bag of huckleberries.
We're sitting there picking them.
And... You know, you're in the bushes, they're like logs and everything, and you can't really see where your feet are going.
And I had a handful, two handfuls of berries, and I went to turn to put the berries in the bag, and I tripped.
And I was like, well, I gotta, like, what do I do?
Do I throw the berries into the bag and face plant, or do I just keep the berries in my hands and squish them as I fall, right?
And so I kind of did both.
I tried to throw them in the bag as I fell, but my left hand went into the bag with the huckleberries, and I just, like, full on.
Hulk smashed them.
And then the other hand, I don't know what happened to those, but I fell into the bushes.
But, I don't know.
We came out with about a gallon huckleberries, so that was awesome.
Smelled like fire.
Fire smoke, and I can't stand campfire smoke, man.
Can't fucking stand it.
What am I saying?
I did do one other cool thing.
Normally I don't even follow the news, so I almost feel bad.
I wish I had a cooler story to tell.
But I actually did get to check out the lovely parade this weekend.
What parade was that?
I'm not actually sure what the parade was for.
It was just a local parade where they take all the emergency vehicles through, got blasted by the fire truck.
It was fun.
Oh, yeah, one of those.
Yeah, one of the ones where they throw candy.
And then they gave out water guns, but no footballs this year.
I think I did that once.
You can actually spray the cops and shit.
Oh yeah, you can spray everybody.
Yeah, I did that one year.
And the fire truck just blasts everybody in the crowd with water because it's like 90-something degrees and everybody's out there sweltering.
So it's actually pretty refreshing.
Oh, very refreshing.
You got a little water gun spraying the cops, but the fire truck comes up and they're the tank of the fire, or the water gun, right?
They just blast the shit out of you.
Yeah, I was completely soaked afterwards.
But it was worth it.
Hell yeah.
So you were following some news all weekend while I was balls deep in bushes.
What's the news story?
Yeah, your weekend sounds way cooler than mine.
Well, I mean, I'm not going to sugarcoat it like the news tried to.
There was an attempted assassination this weekend.
Oh, shit.
Let me guess.
Trump. Yep.
Yeah, big surprise.
Not that it's a tough guess.
I mean, they've only been casting the incantation for somebody go hurt him for how many weeks now?
So long.
So long.
Fucking, what's his name?
Harry Sisson?
Biden's best tan man.
Like, he probably gives Biden blowjobs every now and then.
But, you know, he always props up Biden, this Harry Sisson character.
But, yeah, he was like...
I remember a couple weeks ago, he was calling for the assassination of Trump.
And we all know, it's admitted he's paid by the Biden administration, and he clearly has incited violence, right?
Yeah, the proper people never got gone after for that.
What did he say?
He made this one comment.
According to Supreme Court, this is one of his tweets, Harry Sisson, Biden could now send in SEAL Team 6 to take out all of them, or take out...
Take all of them out.
He could send in the military to take out Trump.
He has immunity for official acts now.
So he's basically saying Biden could kill Trump, but he's immune since he's a sitting president.
That's one hell of a just saying.
He's such a turd.
Harry Sisson, what else did he say?
Political violence is never okay under any circumstances.
The shooting at Trump's rally is absolutely unacceptable.
Let's beat Trump at the ballot box, not the other way.
Insane stuff.
And just 12 days earlier is when he said that other thing about taking Trump out.
This fucking guy, dude.
Oh, he's got a backpedal now.
I imagine he's got some calls.
This fucking guy.
Like that stuff I said?
Maybe I didn't say that.
I didn't say that.
It's like too bad everyone screenshotted that already.
You can't even get rid of it.
I don't even know if he bothered to delete it.
He did the same thing they say Trump did on the January 6th.
Quote-unquote, insurrection, right?
Oh, yeah, except quite a bit more direct.
Quite a bit more direct and, well, I mean, an assassination of a president.
Yeah, and...
Attempted. Yeah, masked as some kind of hypothetical just saying, because...
You know, they always got to have that deniability to weasel their way out of afterwards and try to explain or try to keep up the mantra of no ends above the law, blah, blah, blah.
And yet nobody ever comes after me, even though I'm just saying a whole lot of incisatory shit.
It's just incredible, man.
All right, so what happened then?
All right, so I watched the clip quite a few times trying to...
I'm trying to take stock of it because it was just a matter of a few seconds.
He was referencing something about immigration numbers, I guess.
I know this from other commentary that I've heard anyhow.
Apparently, he turns...
And says something about what you really need to look into or what happened last week.
And he points towards the Jumbotron, which I'm guessing was probably going to pop some kind of statistic or something or something that just happened in the last week.
And right then, you hear pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, like eight total is what I heard when I listened to it.
It's hard to tell origin-wise who was actually firing because some of those shots were actually the shooter being taken out.
So not all of those were fired at Trump or in his direction even.
Apparently, I guess up to three people other than Trump were injured.
They started a GoFundMe for the non-famous injured people so that they could get their medical expenses paid for and stuff.
Wow. Imagine going to a rally and getting blasted.
It's messed up.
That's why I don't go to rallies.
Yeah, it's like, let's just go to a place where there's a bunch of people all concentrated, where if everybody starts running, they all get stampeded.
Brilliant. I know, but you shouldn't expect that, but yeah.
Well, you go to a rally.
I mean, what's that a rally?
A rally is typically like 50 people on one side, 50 people on the other.
Just a lot of dissension and hatred.
Well, it's like everybody's all fired up and everything.
What do you expect to happen?
And, well, I guess one person wasn't fired up for the same reason as everyone else.
That's insane.
So the shooter is named Thomas Matthew Crooks.
He is the suspected shooter.
Apparently, they had to take his DNA to get a match.
Yeah, they...
Apparently, they blasted him up pretty well.
Yeah, he...
They shot him a number of times.
He got lit up.
They didn't come out with his identity until the next day.
Quite a few people cynically pointed out.
I'm guessing his social media is scrubbed.
Unsurprisingly, he doesn't seem to have any social media presence.
But weirdly enough, the only real evidence they can find of any kind of political leaning is he's registered as Republican, but he donated via ActBlue.
But it was when he was too young to have a credit card.
Not that somebody 17 would have a real hard time getting a credit card.
Like, are you really 18?
Yes, I am.
Unreal. It just sounds like he was just another one of those Patsy-type shooters.
Because he has no presence on the media, on social media.
Just like, you know, what's his name?
Adam Lanza had no social media presence.
All these shooters have very small social media platform stuff going on.
I'll say this.
I'm close to 40 here, and I never get credit card stuff sent to me.
But when I was a kid, in my teenage years, I'd get them all the time.
So what the hell?
I'd never get them now.
But when I was a kid, I'd get credit card.
Banks are trying to give me $5,000 loans left and right, man.
Super eager to get you into debt.
Here, go get yourself a suit.
Get a couple prostitutes.
A couple gold chains.
Not that it's all that hard to necessarily get a credit card.
I mean, a 17-year-old finding someone who's 18 to buy one for them and or just saying they're 18 and the person being lax and selling it to them isn't really unlikely.
It's almost like the information that came out is almost engineered.
to get people arguing and fighting because it's so sparse and so conflicting that it seems like I said, it seems almost like a logic bomb because you throw it at people and each person's going to accept the part that they want to.
Oh, he was a registered Republican.
Well, there you go.
End of story.
Oh, he donated to ActBlue.
Definitely a liberal.
Okay. Oh, he might be a patsy.
No, you shut up.
So do you think Do you think that he wasn't really a Republican, but they're just saying he was a Republican?
Yeah, it's a pretty common thing to register as Republican in states that require that you...
Just check that box.
Yeah, well, in some states, you're required to register Republican to even vote in a primary for Republicans.
Wow. So you can actually sabotage their primary by identifying as Republican.
I don't know if the state that is in question here is like that, though, but that is the case in some.
Yeah, all of this is getting bandied about, and it just seems like everyone is latching on to the part of the narrative that they want to be true.
The part that makes me think that it isn't really staged is that the news media isn't making a huge effort to portray things completely not as they are.
They attempted to obfuscate it.
Also, the thing that makes me think it at least isn't completely staged is that they didn't have a cohesive story to put out.
Normally, this sort of thing, you get a bunch of parrots in the mainstream news.
Literally, you can flip from one news organization to the next.
If you pick the time just right, you can hear them saying the same exact things to the point where it's almost eerie.
I mean, I think we've all heard that whoever put that compilation together, they literally took all of these news stories from different news agencies and they just layered them and everybody says the same exact script with the same exact words with the same inclinations and like...
Yeah, same cadence and everything.
Same cadence and all that.
Yeah, so what's notable about this, and what actually got me news-obsessed for a day, which I pretty much never liked to digest it, and usually just look at one, is because usually you just look at one and done.
It's like, okay, I got the CNN response, the MSNBC response will be the same, NBC.
Fox will put a slightly different spin on it, but in the end, they're not going to reveal too much.
And then it's like...
Okay, I've already got all of them.
I only have to check a couple things.
But in this case, I had to go to each one and be like, okay, CNN said he just fell.
That's really downplaying it.
And then MSNBC said, I think he reacted to popping sounds.
And I think that was the case on a few other ones, which the popping sounds seems like it'd be hedging just in case it didn't end up being a firearm.
Popping sounds.
Yeah. Yeah, so that covers your butt so you don't get sued for false info.
July 4th just happened.
It could have been fireworks.
Yeah, but in the end, that's still obfuscation because the obvious through line that they want your mind to go to is, oh, it could have been fireworks then that blew off his ear.
Yeah, now I heard, I watched the video now, and I heard the pop sound like it was a small caliber, like a.22 at most.
But who knows, because the microphone, where that was, the pops could be anything.
Nine millimeters, probably nine millimeter.
The initial after-action report that I was reading said it was a.22 long rifle.
They determined it was not a pistol.
People were questioning whether it was a pistol.
It might have had a suppressor on it, which was...
May have been part of why it was hard to ID where the shots were coming from.
Although, that's not entirely it.
So this guy's just walking around a rally with a.22 long rifle?
Well, he was on a building that was...
130 yards away.
And that's what has everyone really suspicious about this, is you can excuse the whole, oh, the fog of war just has people claiming they saw this early and tried to alert people and it didn't happen.
But it's really hard to excuse the whole, you never put a team on that rooftop.
Yeah. You go to any rally, there are authority figures on the rooftops with their own sniper rifles to make sure there are no violent extremists in the crowd.
Or at least to find them and get them before they get the president.
So why the hell is this rooftop not guarded?
Yeah, exactly.
How did some random fucking kid get up there with a.22 rifle?
That makes no sense.
Yes. That part sounds very Patsy-esque.
Yes, he sounds very much like he was allowed in there.
And very everybody had to be much in on it.
He was allowed in there.
There's no doubt about that.
It's like you don't get that close.
Because quite a few people pointed out that, you know, pro snipers, they have a way longer effective range than this.
So, like, the thought that someone would look at that building and just kind of decide, eh, that doesn't need a team, that's really hard to pass the smell test.
Yeah, it doesn't make any sense.
And so that's what has me leaning towards it being allowed to happen.
But the news response says to me that it didn't work out the way they'd planned and that they actually meant to hit.
Because why else would you not have a story spun up for this pretty clearly allowed to happen event?
Why would you have to get your story straight last second to the point where every news outlet is putting out a different obfuscation of some sort and they don't have their story together?
And then the other thing is...
Even Harry Sisson condemned it.
And so there isn't any cohesiveness to it either.
Because some are obfuscating it.
Some are condemning it to make themselves look good.
And that is another CIA tactic where they put out all these different storylines, all these different narratives to muddle the whole thing up.
And then nobody can be sure of any one of those narratives.
They do it all the time.
9-11 is a perfect example.
Yeah, it just seems like they did not have the story completely spun up and ready to go.
Some part of it did not play out the way they anticipated and forced them to rewrite real quick.
Because usually in these situations, you would see an almost eerie monolith of opinions, at least on the mainstream news.
They'll let their operatives on...
Influencers and left-wing on the internet have a dissenting opinion sometimes simply because those people don't necessarily get exposed to the mainstream people who just watch regular news.
They're not as concerned, at least.
They probably should be, but they're still convinced nobody watches the influencers.
Everybody's watching the news, which that's probably just believing your own propaganda at this point.
Maybe it's why it's not working very well.
Just siloing.
Yeah, siloing.
So they'll let the left-wingers online say, well, this is messed up and wrong.
You shouldn't do this political violence.
But the news in general was way slower to condemn it.
Yeah, typically.
The mainstream part.
So check this out.
One witness, Greg, told the BBC that he had spotted a suspicious-looking person bear crawling on the roof of the building about five minutes after Trump took the stage.
He says he pointed the person out to police, said he had a rifle.
We could clearly see him with the rifle.
We're pointed at him.
The police are down there running around on the ground.
We're like, hey, man.
Hey, man.
There's this guy on the roof with a rifle, man.
We're there.
And the police, they didn't know what was happening, apparently, running around like chickens with their heads cut off.
See, if he was physically pointing and indicating...
With how much footage is from this rally, I'll bet there'll be footage of that.
There has to be.
I wonder if we'll get any.
Obviously, this guy wasn't anywhere close to the inner circle where they're going to be focusing the camera.
There's got to be somebody surveying the crowd, some random journalist.
Somebody got a clip of this guy doing this if this really happened.
Well, the government, when they have these rallies, they also put up their cameras to record this shit as well.
So when these things break out, they have footage of it.
Yeah, the secondary cameras.
Yeah, and all the buildings for surveillance, for their own protection, they're out there.
But I guarantee you, the buildings that had cameras pointing in the direction of this shooter...
That day, those cameras didn't work for some reason.
They were under maintenance.
I guarantee you that's what's going to happen.
I'm so cynical.
I have no choice but to believe that.
Dude, I guarantee you.
Remember the Comet Ping Pong when that guy went in there to shoot the place up?
And for some reason, the cameras that are always pointing on Comet Ping Pong were turned down the street when they never do that.
But on that day, they decided to.
Same with 9-11.
No cameras were working when the missile hit the Pentagon.
So, happens all the time.
Happens all the time.
Oh yeah, Epstein died, but for some reason we don't have the camera footage of the hallway leading to his cell.
It's to the point where you've honestly, you can almost see it breaking through the mesmerism.
Where, as people are reacting to it, The level of cognitive dissonance reaches that overflow point where you just go, okay, I just can't buy that anymore.
And it looks like you have all these world leaders saying, oh, we wish him well, we wish him well.
We have Justin Trudeau here saying, sickened by the shooting at former President Trump.
God, I hate that guy, dude.
Probably more like sickened by the lack of accuracy.
That dude expressing his condolences is so gross.
Dude, that guy is just a fucking snake, man.
He is such a snake.
He's Fidel Castro?
The old rumors that he is Castro's love child.
Those are facts.
I always held out it being a possibility simply because no matter how many times you could debunk something like that, There's always a reason why the story appeared in the first damn place.
Well, yeah.
Do you know the story?
Heard a little bit of it, yeah.
Because his real dad couldn't ejaculate or something.
He was all into fucking pocket pussies and things.
He couldn't ejaculate.
And so the wife, and this is in the 60s, 50s or 60s or something, nobody was traveling to Cuba except for his father and mother.
In Canada.
I think his dad was Prime Minister at the time of Canada.
And so, like, they took a trip to Cuba for whatever reason.
And there are pictures of Fidel and Castro's mom together laughing and having a great time.
And there's a little baby right there.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, my God.
Ha ha ha ha.
And the alleged real father, Prime Minister, he's nowhere to be seen.
Because the wife was there alone.
They ended up having a baby.
And there are pictures of Trudeau, his mom, and Fidel just smiling.
And Castro's holding the baby.
And then if you take pictures, side-by-side pictures of Fidel Castro and Trudeau, they look similar as a fuck, dude.
Perfect match.
Perfect match.
I mean, the fact that it's such a persistent rumor.
Facts. Always kind of stuck with me.
Those are facts.
And you won't talk about it.
I imagine suppressing that story was probably very expensive.
Yeah. Anytime you see a story like that, where in the end you dig down, and regardless of debunking, you find some kind of core of this really happened in these particular parts.
This thing was filed, X thing, that just can't be denied.
You always have to ask yourself, how expensive was it to make that so damn hard to find?
Because lots of people got paid off to shut the hell up.
And murdered.
And murdered.
Well, you know, not everybody will take money.
Exactly. So some take the other options.
So what do you think about all these people saying this whole thing was just a fucking setup by Trump?
Oh, the staged argument.
I honestly just love it.
I love the stage story.
They need to push it hard.
They need to push it into the mainstream.
It was staged and there were crisis actors.
Say it on national television.
Yeah. Because I just absolutely want everyone out there to understand that that is a real thing and the easiest way to do it is that way.
Just kind of ask them.
I'm sorry.
Are you saying that the person that was wounded or killed or whatever, are you saying he was...
Some manner of actor?
Yeah, check this out.
Simulating some crisis?
Steve Scott on Twitter at AVSMarts said, That is not, I repeat, not a gunshot wound.
He faked it with a blood pill.
Nothing more.
If that is a gunshot wound, they use a BB gun, you fucking clowns.
Trump just knows how stupid his cult is.
Just as stupid as Biden's cult.
Ah. That's Steve Scott.
So the old, he faked getting...
BB gun.
Yeah, I don't think a BB gun would go through your ear.
That says to me that that guy doesn't know how ballistics work.
Dude, I got shot point blank with the BB gun rifle, high-powered rifle.
This motherfucker just pointed at my head.
I was a kid, like maybe eight years old.
And the kid is like probably four years older than me.
He just pointed it straight at my fucking head, shot the trigger.
That BB went into my skin underneath the layers and went up.
Ow. And my cousin who was there, like we had to fucking take a key and he squished it down through the skin to like actually pop it back out.
Motherfucker, dude.
That motherfucker almost shot me in the goddamn eyeball.
That BB would have gone into my brain.
If it went through my eye.
I guess I should probably make the caveat that the old daisy-style ones that you could endlessly pump up.
Those are great.
Those things could get a velocity that was a little higher than the average single pump.
You just pump those up.
They could go through.
They could pierce skin, absolutely.
40-50 pumps.
I should allow for that.
I'm just saying at range, you're not going to blow through somebody's ear.
This is point blank.
But also, I just want them to keep pushing this.
I want them to push this so hard that everybody in the United States learns what the term crisis actor is and starts to realize it's a thing because that is a beautiful thing.
Because that's going to wreck so many other things that it almost seems like...
It's part of the whole, this wasn't meant to happen, so they had to rush the narrative because I feel like that was poorly planned.
You're taking an ice pick to a pretty sacred cow there and basically saying, oh yeah, we made fun of you, called you names.
Yeah, that's the thing when we do that.
But you're dumb if you think it ever happened before this.
And if anybody wants to look into Crisis Actors, if you guys want to look into Crisis Actors, just go to Paranautica on Twitter.
Go to my page, our Twitter page.
And I recently posted a bunch of the Crisis Actors stuff.
I put links up, screenshots, because, yeah, they are trying to hide that shit.
So I can't find it in my favorites, otherwise I would.
Tell you guys, but I can't find it.
Honestly, I was more able to find more info about crisis actors back in 2007 when I was looking them up.
Almost all of that information is just completely scrubbed.
Yeah, it was easy to find back in the day because they were openly advertising their services.
Nobody knew about crisis actors, dude.
And it's like 20 years later.
Now they don't need the business.
Exactly. They made the contacts, so now they don't need to advertise.
So where's Trump then?
He got shot in the ear, right?
Yeah, initially I do believe they took him to the hospital to treat the wound.
I don't know if he's been discharged or not yet.
I know he obviously was making statements as soon as he was able to get to something to make a statement.
That's crazy.
Fucking crazy.
But I wasn't sure if that was from the hospital or if he was already let out.
I mean, I imagine they're probably pretty cagey as to whether he's let out or not and where he is right now.
Yeah, and now Biden's administration is saying, let's pull the reins back a little bit and not be too aggressive because we've got to be easy on them.
Yeah. It's like, what?
Come on.
I feel that's just a trick knowing that everyone knows Biden is just not doing a great job.
He can't even fucking say his own name.
And so now they're just saying...
Telling the public, we're going to rein it back and be easy on Trump now.
Just to give him an extra footing, you know what I mean?
Yeah, he's trying to distance himself.
I mean, he just said it's time to put the bullseye on Trump back on July 8th.
So you've got to kind of backpedal that.
Wow, that is crazy.
The fact that the bullseye was just put on him was a little too on the nose.
And it's like, you've got to...
You gotta pretend you never said those things and condemn those things.
The annoying thing is that this is such BS.
We shouldn't be this insightful.
Maybe just a little incitement.
Just a little murder invocation now and then.
Not too much.
Gotta cut back on the murderiness.
Come on!
It's ridiculous.
Cory Comparatore A 50-year-old volunteer fire chief dove on to family members when the shots rang out and he was hit and he has died at the hospital.
Apparently. According to this news.
Well, that does confirm the fatality.
It was back and forth on whether he was going to make it initially.
Some people said it was fake and he didn't really die.
Apparently he really died or whatever.
Well, I mean, can we trust the news?
It's hard.
It's hard for me to trust any news on this.
Exactly. And they say 57-year-old David Dutch and 74-year-old James Copenhaver, both from Pennsylvania State, are in stable condition.
So then the real question is, are you going to see those people?
Because will the news have the stomach to interview them?
All right.
Here we go.
Here we go.
I'm going to share my screen with you.
Here we go.
Are you seeing this?
What we got here.
Do you see it?
That's a picture of him?
That's Thomas Matthew Crooks.
They say his home and car was laden with explosives.
They always say this, right?
They always say this.
Reports indicate that the man who attempted to assassinate Donald Trump was found with explosives in his vehicle and at his residence.
He was fatally shot after discharging rifle shots.
Let's see.
A search of his car.
They found two explosive devices and a third at his house.
I'm assuming they were like pipe bombs.
Yeah, why wouldn't he have brought them with him?
That's so weird.
He had an AR-15 style rifle.
Style? Yeah, they had to put AR style.
Don't say...
Everyone's afraid of the AR rifle, right?
So they have to throw that in there.
It wasn't an AR rifle, but it was AR style.
It was still AR style.
You know?
Because all these gun haters fucking go after AR-15s.
It was the shooty type of gun.
But it looked like an AR.
Yeah, I was laughing.
Somebody posted it and called it an AK-15.
Jesus. It was so adorable.
yeah so here's the kid though and look at his nose does this look like a real picture i mean if you told me it was an ai drawing i'd be like that's a shitty ai drawing no this is a horrible picture like where did this come from yeah not very photogenic if that's the best
photo you can find because seriously look at technology this kid's only 20 years old and this is the picture we have of this guy and this is the photo they want to do it
And what age is that supposed to be?
14, 16. So this isn't 20 years ago.
This is like 6 years ago.
This picture would have been.
Or 4 years ago even.
So yeah, that's a really low quality image for just 4 years ago.
Unreal. I guess someone was trolling and actually posted saying they were the shooter and got in a hell of a...
of a shitstorm afterwards.
Oh, I'm sure.
This Twitter user posted this video, which then had a bunch of people falsely ID him as the shooter because he stupidly, literally said he was.
Why would you do that?
I have no idea.
People think it's gonna bring him fame and clout.
Someone wants to give him a fucking movie deal, a fucking record deal.
Like, all right, you're gonna be a rapper and a movie star now.
Yep. It's like, what?
Basically, somebody...
Glomming onto that attention storm that's passing their way, just thinking, oh, I can grab onto this in the absolute most awful way possible.
Aw, dude.
Aw. Shelley Duvall's dead.
She died 75 years old.
That sucks.
No, she was, uh, she got, she was, like, assaulted.
She, oh my god.
She went through hell filming The Shining.
I'll say that.
Yeah, I went through hell.
I mean, if you go back and look at pretty much every Stanley Kudrick production, it reads like layers of purgatory.
For sure.
He tortures his actors.
He put those people through trials.
He was nutty.
Yeah, it's almost like he got off on that power.
I don't know, it's weird.
I got the sense that he had this weird controlling fetish.
Yeah. Where everything had to be just perfect.
Oh my god, no!
Oh my god, no!
No! Everyone's favorite exercise guru, Richard Simmons, found dead at 76 after falling in the bathroom.
Police are investigating his death.
God, all that exercise and he dies from a fall, that really sucked.
Yeah, right?
In the bathroom.
That is not somebody I expected to die at 76, I'll tell you that.
I mean, the guy is...
Pretty much the face of fitness videos.
So that's really shocking.
You know what's funny?
One Halloween, I dressed up like him.
I went all the way with it, dude.
All the way.
And we're going downtown, you know, bar hopping and all that.
And so many guys slapped my fucking ass, dude.
Just slapped my ass.
I was so pissed.
Dude, I got so pissed.
There was one guy dressed like a tennis player and he smacked my ass with the tennis racket.
So I was like, you motherfucker!
I'm gonna get you back.
So he's like, oh, I'm so sorry.
And so I got the tennis racket and he bent over and there's people everywhere watching this.
And I just fucking hit him so hard.
I bent the fucking racket.
Oh, man.
It was gratifying.
It was gratifying.
Well, that's what sweating to the oldies will get you.
That's sad.
Yeah, that's a shitty one.
A lot of other actors, you kind of think, you know, unhealthy lifestyle might catch up to them at some point, but that was not somebody I would have anticipated a sudden death on.
Yeah. Yeah.
So, like, that really did a lot for a lot of people, too.
He helped a lot of people.
Yeah. He helped a lot of people with his motivational...
I was watching some of the outtakes and stuff where he was helping people with their body image issues and being all depressed about how they looked and stuff.
Part of changing yourself is first accepting how you are.
He was really good at getting people to...
Overcome. I'll never be better.
I'll never be good.
I'll just always be ugly and look like this.
No, I can be better.
I can do things.
Yeah, just look at Richard Simmons.
Richard Simmons was no fucking pot of gold.
Yeah. He was a great motivational speaker.
So... And an update on the Matthew Perry thing.
So the Department of...
Well, the DEA is confident.
It can catch suspects, plural, in Matthew Perry's death.
Wait, suspects?
I got more than one now.
Plural, yep.
So it's not just going to be the guy that supplied it to him.
It's going to be whoever...
Are they implying it's some kind of conspiracy there?
Like, they plotted on him?
No, what I'm getting at is he had connections with a bunch of drug...
people pushing drugs.
And he was getting these drugs illegally from...
These drug dealers is what I'm thinking.
Oh, so they're all going down due to their connection to this.
Got a little too hot for them.
Yeah, and it could end up being a doctor who is prescribing these medications, right?
I mean, when you're dealing with this volume, who would draw the least suspicion over prescribing?
Somebody whose job it is to give out prescriptions.
Exactly. We've got to go to the source, so we'll see what happens with that.
We'll see what happens with that, right?
What else you got?
What else has happened in the world?
Well, I've just been noticing over the past two weeks a pretty interesting trend.
And honestly, I've been noticing it for the past few months, but it's really gotten more pronounced in the past month or so.
Video games are becoming the dominant culture over movies, over music.
Like, I remember...
Back when I was a kid, if a game was good, that was something that only nerds liked.
You got made fun of it, ostracized.
You certainly didn't see mainstream stars talking about it terribly much.
I mean, that was what made Robin Williams really notable when he talked about how much he loves Zelda.
Here's a celebrity actually talking about how he's a nerd and loves video games.
But nowadays, and honestly, part of this is just the decline of cinema.
Video games are almost the top dog.
People aren't looking at, this could get made into a movie, this game.
People are looking at, or this movie could get made into a game.
The flip is now, this game might get made into a movie.
At least I hope so.
Because the actual movies coming out are so bad that people would rather see a game out of the adaptation.
Like some of the most popular titles of The last couple years have been game adaptations.
I mean, Super Mario Bros., the movie alone, grossed more than a dozen Disney films.
Did it?
I never watched it.
Yeah, I think it broke a billion, actually.
It made a ton.
What about Ready Player One?
Ready Player One?
I'm not sure if it got quite the mainstream appeal, but it was definitely popular.
You know what movie they need to make?
A movie based off of GTA 6 that's going to be coming out.
I mean, it would be pretty funny.
A realistic portrayal of a satirical portrayal.
Yeah, exactly.
Like actually doing all this really fucked up heinous shit, just running around beating people up for no reason to steal their money or whatever.
Oh, absolutely.
Getting hookers, just all sorts of fucked up.
It would be a great movie.
Stealing cars, taking helicopters, flying planes, and doing crazy stunts.
I think that'd be an awesome movie.
Yep. I don't really...
I never...
Dude, the last theater movie I went to...
I honestly couldn't even tell you.
I honestly couldn't even tell you.
I ended up buying Super Mario Bros.
the movie to watch it at home.
Otherwise, I would have gone to the theater for that one.
Yeah, it was Miss Peregrine's House for Peculiar Children.
I read the book.
People said the movie was awesome, so I went and saw the movie, and it was like...
It followed the book really well.
But just a huge waste of time.
Oh, yeah.
See you in...
I typically wouldn't read that shit or watch that shit, but I did.
Well, you and everybody else, everybody kind of stopped watching movies as a whole.
And as, well, there's a leisure gap there.
And filling that leisure gap is going to be gaming because that seems to be the industry that has suffered the least demoralization degradation.
Yeah. A lot of that is due to Japanese titles.
Still being pretty damn awesome.
What's up with that manga stuff?
Stuff like Elden Ring's holding up the industry.
What's up with that manga stuff?
Oh, that's the other thing.
Manga is, at this point, the dominant comics.
Nobody cares about regular comic books anymore.
They're almost an afterthought.
Manga has effectively...
Taken over the comics industry.
So all those Japanese manga that, again, you got made fun of, even when comic books were getting accepted, you still got made fun of for reading manga.
Some of that manga is pretty fucked up.
Oh, there's some pretty impressively disturbing manga.
It's weird, dude.
I don't get how that stuff's legal.
I don't get it.
Yeah, a lot of that stuff is only available in Japan, too, because of...
Yeah. Let's get on some news, man.
Let's get a games dominated.
What are you talking about?
Yeah, I was about to say, I've noticed that people have just begun referencing games in general in popular culture, which is also a pretty major thing, because for the longest time,
you got made fun of as a nerd for liking any of that stuff.
And yet now, it's...
People are using it to justify changes in shows.
It's completely flipped.
It's like games are influencing movies instead of vice versa.
Although I don't really necessarily buy the excuse that the thirst trap buff shirtless guy is the acolyte.
I'm shirtless right now.
The naked dude in Elden Ring is more powerful.
That just really sounded like a very thin excuse for...
I wanted to have a shirtless dude in my show.
It did kind of demonstrate to me that a lot of the people referencing it didn't really necessarily...
they're talking about because probably not i'm thinking to myself this is a universe where pressing a button makes you invulnerable to rays of death being naked is a very feasible thing when you don't get hit because of magical invincibility frames
but in a in a world where doing the same thing would get you split in half by a lightsaber i don't think that's really feasible and so and so it kind of demonstrated that
They knew of the game because it's broken into the mainstream, but they don't even consume it.
And honestly, that just shows me that we really have made it.
Because now we're getting referenced by people who don't even play games.
Like, there's this lady who said that she suffered a situational disability playing Elden Ring because she couldn't pause the game.
To deal with her kids.
Oh, my God.
Yeah. And then I read another article defending that, saying that effectively, well, this is actually an industry term.
And situational disabilities are things that are temporary inconveniences that prevent progression.
And I just thought to myself, how weak has the industry gotten that we have an actual term called situational disability?
I had to deal.
And then as soon as I stopped, as soon as I was done laughing at it and making fun of it, I thought to myself, I am so using this.
I apologize, sir.
My situational disability kept me from defeating you.
It's not my fault.
I got a phone call.
I was situationally disabled.
I'm just going to go get a regular Nintendo and play the best games in the world and just sit there and tell my boss I'm sorry.
I have situational disabilities, and I gotta play these games.
Otherwise, I have issues.
Except for a situational disability, I cannot progress in the quest of work any further without fulfilling these side quests on this Nintendo Entertainment System.
And since I have situational disabilities, I need...
Money. I need Medicare or whatever.
Several NPCs are shared between these quests and are blocking progression.
I apologize.
I can't come in today.
I cannot come in.
Unreal. That's just going to open so many more doors, dude.
I know.
Situationally disabled was hilarious, especially when I found out that wasn't something that she just made up for a story headline.
That was actually an industry term.
Actually, what is it?
In the DSM-5 or what?
It's a software development term.
Situational disability.
Yeah, something where you can't, it's a thing that prevents you from beating the game temporarily.
God. Like, say, being really freaking bad at it.
You're just situationally disabled until you beat.
Right, yeah.
Just playing a live game and everyone's like, what is your problem, dude?
You can't, like, are you on the team or what?
I'm sorry, it's a situational disability.
Yeah, man.
I could imagine that would actually piss off people who have actual problems with motor skills and whatnot, looking at you thinking, wait, you think your kids are comparable to me literally not being able to press the buttons?
And so, yeah, that also demonstrates, again, popular culture is gaming now, because now we're using...
Now we're using the lack of a pause feature to call ourselves disabled.
So it's even found its way into oppression culture, which officially means it's made it.
Well, congratulations.
Congratulations, gamers.
Congratulations. You got yourself situational disabilities.
You made it to the top.
Yep. And I would note that you actually can pause Elden Ring.
That was the best part about this whole thing.
Is that unlike most of the Souls-type games, they actually have a way to let you pause it when you're not in multiplayer.
And so the complaint is stupid from the beginning because it just demonstrates that the starting situational disability is your inability to look anything.
Oh my god.
Her disability was being able to pause the game?
Is that what the hell?
Yeah, she said she couldn't pause the game, so she was situationally disabled by having to take care of kids.
And the best part is there's actually a trick way to pause the game if you look it up on YouTube.
And so it just demonstrates that she wrote this article without even looking into it.
Oh my god.
And so now you seriously have to ask yourself, was she even playing the game?
Or was she just watching someone streaming and hearing them complain about how they couldn't pause?
Probably the second one.
I'd go with the second one.
Yeah. Sounds about right.
But yeah, we've made it.
We're now part of the cultural rock.
Yay! Yay!
Hold on.
Yay! Where's this thing?
Where's this thing?
Where's this thing?
I mean, we haven't degraded quite yet.
Where is it?
Because we still have pretty decent quality games.
Woo! Aw, what?
Aw. Well, I definitely feel gamers deserve both the standing ovation and then the follow-up laughter.
Yay, gamers!
You made it to the top.
Situational disabilities.
Good job.
People using...
Yep, people using letting me solo her as an excuse to make guys naked for their straps and movies.
Oh, it is so awesome.
Gamers, you made it.
You don't have to pause your game.
You don't have to take care of the kids.
You don't have to put the food in the oven.
You don't have to take the baby out of the oven.
You can just sit there and play your game and claim situational disability.
All right.
Calm down, folks.
This means that no one will ever lose at gaming ever again.
It's a beautiful world.
Ever again.
Yeah, because no loss will ever count ever again.
Everyone wins.
Because we're all situationally disabled and just made a mistake.
I'm situationally disabled by my desire to keep pressing the attack button when I should dodge.
Well, I'm desired to read this next article here.
Let's read this next article.
Doomsday cult leader goes on trial after over 400 followers die.
All right, CBS.
The leader of a doomsday cult in Kenya went on trial on Monday on charges of terrorism over the deaths of more than 400 of his followers in a macabre case that shocked the world.
Self-proclaimed Pastor Paul, uh, Fang?
Paul Fang McKenzie appeared in a packed courtroom in the Indian Ocean port city of Mombasa.
Mombasa, along with 94 co-defendants.
He was arrested last year in April for inciting his accolades to starve to death in order to meet Jesus in one of the world's worst cult-related massacres.
The father of seven and his co-accused pleaded not guilty on the charges, of course.
55 men and 40 women also faced charges of murder, manslaughter, as well as child torture and cruelty in separate cases.
The remains of more than 440 people have been unearthed so far in a remote wilderness inland from the Indian Ocean coastal town of Malindi in a case that has been dubbed the Shakahola Forest Massacre.
That really rolls off the tongue.
Yeah, it definitely does.
Autopsies have found that while starvation appeared to be the main cause of death, some of the victims, including children, were strangled, beaten, or suffocated.
Jonestown. Jonestown's shit.
Yeah, the part that sticks in my head is starve to death, not poisoned or sacrificed, but forced to slowly die.
And he convinced his followers to starve themselves.
And the majority of them went along with it.
A lot of them did, but a lot of them didn't because they had to be strangled.
Yeah, some of them obviously said no, but...
The disturbing part is how many of them, they say, literally starved to death, just sat there and waited to meet Jesus.
That's insane.
That's grim.
Mackenzie pleaded not guilty to the murder of 191 children whose bodies were found in mass graves.
What the fuck?
Okay, what I'm getting out of this is adrenochrome harvesting and child sacrifice for this cult.
Dude, it has to be.
Previous court documents...
Oh my...
God, check this out.
Previous court documents also said that some of the bodies had their organs removed.
So, they were taking organs out.
Selling organs.
They were harvesting for organs as well.
Well, I guess it's not theoretical that they were using up their bodies then.
No. That kind of confirms that they were at least stealing organs.
Mackenzie, a former taxi driver, he actually turned himself in to the police.
Turned himself in.
Let's see.
Turned himself in after police first entered Shackahola Forest in April last year and found the bodies of four people and several other starving people.
The police action came after a relative of one of the victims went in and told the police what they were doing in this cult.
Let's see.
He allegedly split members into smaller groups, assigned biblical names.
It's believed the smaller groups died together and were buried together in mass graves.
McKenzie had set up the church in 2003 but closed in 2019 and moved to the sleepy town of Shakahola.
Questions have been raised about how McKenzie, a self-styled pastor with a history of extremism, managed to evade law enforcement despite his prominent profile in previous legal cases.
So the cops knew what this guy was doing.
They knew what he was up to, but they just turned a blind eye and let him do his cult.
That says some high-level collab there.
Several members of the group have told family members that what he preached would often come true, citing as an example his prediction that a great virus would come just before COVID-19 hit the country.
That's kind of weird.
Yeah, so he already knew about it, huh?
The dude knew.
I mean, a lot of people predicted it as a general, here's one of the scenarios they could use to take over things back then, but he predicted it specifically.
That's oddly prescient.
It is.
So, as people struggled during the pandemic, financial and medically, McKenzie preached about leaving the difficulties of life behind turning to salvation.
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
I don't need to read that.
We don't need to read that.
Okay. In largely Christian Kenya, it has also thrown a spotlight on failed efforts to regulate unscrupulous churches and cults that have dabbled in criminality.
They're just everywhere.
In 2022, the body of a British woman who died at the house of a different cult leader while on holiday in Kenya was exhumed, according to the family's lawyer.
Luftunisa Kwandwala, 44, was visiting the coastal city of Mombasa when she died in August 2020 and was buried a day later.
Why don't these people ever ask why the cult leader never wants to see Jesus?
Why aren't you drinking the poison?
Why aren't you starving yourself?
Why are you eating so well?
Are you spending my money?
Yeah, that's what it sounds like.
So many questions that are conveniently unasked.
It almost sounds like this guy might have himself been controlled in some way, though.
He might have been an almost unwitting participant.
Especially notable to me is the fact that he turned himself in and didn't go into hiding.
You kind of wonder, did everything just break on him?
And he just effectively realized what the past time had been and just went to immediately turn himself in because in most of these cases, when they're hunting down these cult leaders, they have to literally hunt them down in the woods.
They're hiding.
So the fact that he came forward is extremely notable.
It's as if he came out of a spell.
Yeah, no shit, huh?
A spell, yeah, they could do the zombie stuff in Haiti.
Remember that shit?
Yeah. Make people into zombies?
Yeah. Zombism.
They put them in a near-death state and a suggestible state via a bunch of herbal drugs and whatnot and then convinced them that they were dead and resurrected as a zombie and now had to serve the reanimator.
Yep. And you have to go chop down all that sugar cane, buddy.
Good job.
Did you know, I just found this out pretty recently, the land that Reverend Jones had down there in, what was it?
That part of Guyana?
That land he had where that cult place was, before he moved there, that place was actually a compound for CIA training.
And this is why I can't abide coincidence terrorism these days.
How many few incidences can you really pile up before it's almost absurd to believe this official story?
Dude, it's crazy.
The CIA literally set Jonestown up, like, made that happen.
Here's a notable question in regards to the new one.
Did Jim Jones turn himself in?
I don't believe he did.
I seem to recall that it was a pretty dramatic chase down, wasn't it?
He had one of his disciples shoot him in the head.
Is what the story is.
So in that case, True Believer then.
He followed all of his followers.
So yeah, that guy was fully programmed.
So maybe what happened is that this guy's programming snapped.
So that's why they had to hang him out.
Because they could have snatched this dude up at any time.
He was known.
Why did they suddenly discover...
A whole bunch of bodies when they obviously knew things were going down.
They could have gone there and, quote, discovered it at any point.
Dude. I'm hearing that they knew all this stuff and ignored it.
They did.
I almost kind of questioned, did his programming fail?
And that's why they had to hang him out to dry.
I think so.
But I was going to make this Jonestown cult joke just now.
All right.
But the punchline's too long.
Oh, no.
Oh, no!
My friend got in some hot water with a cult of mimes.
They committed unspeakable acts of violence against him.
Oh, Jesus!
They rounded them all up, but no one will talk.
Did you know there was a cult for visually impaired?
They follow their leader blindly.
Jesus. My god, that's so stupid.
Avoid dangerous cults.
Practice safe sex.
Get it?
Like a sect?
A sect of a religion?
I like that.
That's a good one.
What's this one?
My friend joined a cult.
They believe that one day they will cease to exist in their human form and become water vapor.
I told him, you will be missed.
I'll take it.
I'll take it.
All right, enough.
Enough jokes.
Yeah, it softens the nastiness.
Yeah, because we've got to get into this, dude.
This is crazy.
All right.
China is freaking out after discovering the open secret that its cooking oil was ferried for years in chemical tanks that were not cleaned.
So, China has been hit by another major food scandal this time involving cooking oil in chemical tanks.
State media found truck tanks were delivering chemicals and edible oil interchangeably without cleaning them.
A new cooking oil scandal has erupted in China about a decade after the country's infamous crackdown on restaurants reusing gutter oil and sewage grease.
Have you seen those videos?
Yeah. Where they go out and they're taking grease out of nasty trash cans?
Where they're just gross.
The grossest one I saw was somebody scraping one over a sewer grate.
That was...
Horrible, dude.
I'm sure the side story to this is we are shocked there is gambling going on here.
How could this be?
How could this be?
How could this story that we've suppressed get out?
Who talked?
It was an open secret.
So the report's author, Han Fatah.
It was an open secret.
So, in some seasons, the truckers said drivers would transport industrial wastewater before delivering edible oils.
Oh, that's a good one.
So, yeah, the sewer grade example is actually very apropos.
So, this isn't just using...
These aren't transporting just food, oil, and chemicals.
They're transporting everything.
Shit water.
Everything. These chemicals aren't classified as flammable or hazardous, or else Chinese law would mandate that they be transported in special tanks.
Special tanks.
The notable thing of that is their shit water is not labeled hazardous.
So, their shit doesn't stink.
Oh! Their shit hella stinks, man.
Look what they're doing.
Their shit stinks bad.
That's so awful.
But it's nice to see them pretend to be shocked about it.
They're just like, oh, what?
Yeah, this is whatever.
It's another day.
Alright, moving along.
I could just imagine the guy inspecting it going, what do you mean?
Ammonia's not another vegetable oil?
I thought ammonia was a vegetable.
You know?
It's just a truck full of piss.
It's okay.
So national regulations.
All right, so this guy says, shouldn't a kerosene can be a kerosene can and a cooking oil can be a cooking oil can?
Even if they aren't cleaned or even if they are cleaned, they are not necessarily that clean.
Thanks, commenter on Weibo.
I feel so reassured by that.
Yeah, the backlash ballooned even further when people began reposting regulatory warnings from 2013.
In 2005, a local news report describing the mixing of edible oils with hazardous chemicals during transport went viral as well.
They've been caught before, but the problem persists.
Is the punishment harsh enough?
19 years ago, the media reported that the tanks were mixed with food.
Why hasn't it been solved yet?
People are pissed, dude.
People are pissed.
I mean, we should have been mad all along.
So good on us to be pissed about this now.
That's incredibly disgusting.
And it always has been.
But their response says to me, effectively, we'll make sure this story doesn't get out again.
Well, the problem is food safety in China has been a sensitive topic for years in the wake of multiple scandals involving gutter oil and deadly chemicals in baby milk powder.
So it's not one and done.
These guys just keep doing it and keep doing it.
They just don't care.
They get caught, pay a fine, and continue doing it.
Pay a fine and continue doing it.
Let in toys.
Who cares?
What's a little Alzheimer's in children?
It's a little sewer gutter.
Gutter oil?
God damn.
What's a little gutter oil with your vegetable oil?
You'll be fine.
It's okay that we literally sell.
A military laser as a toy.
Yeah, right?
I mean, your kid's only going to melt through steel with that sucker.
You'll be fine.
I need to get one of those.
I definitely need to get one of those.
Yeah, that was an actual toy they sold.
There was a military laser that was sold as a toy one, and you could set stuff on fire with it.
Jesus. All right, what's this next one we got here?
In 1990...
A man spent over $510,000 on a U.S. airline lifetime flight pass.
24 million miles later, here's how it's going.
So this guy did this, dude.
He's a rich fuck, right?
And he just takes...
He bought this...
Let me see.
In 2019, he took 343 flights, which would have cost him more than $2 million.
But he only paid for the lifetime pass $510,000, right?
In 2024...
Lifetime flight pass.
Yeah, he posted a thing on Instagram.
He booked over 12,000 flights, spending over 24 million miles with United Airlines.
I mean, that's already paying off.
And you know what?
You know what?
Fuck him.
Fuck him.
Fuck him and his 24 million air miles with United Airlines.
Fuck them all.
But did you hear about that recent flight that was taken off from LAX last week and a wheel fell off?
Dude. Yes, Boeing has had endless scandals as of late.
I mean, what is the whistleblower body count up to at this point?
It's a rather grim number.
Almost as bad as the Clinton body count.
They're starting to catch up to it.
They might surpass it at the level they're going.
I mean, the CEO didn't even quit after all the sandals came out.
That's how corrupt they are.
Yeah. I don't have to quit.
We're actually that bad.
Exactly. We're that bad.
I'm going to retain my job.
So this was United Airlines, right?
And so I was like, oh, it's not Boeing.
It's United Airlines.
But it turns out it was a Boeing plane operated by United Airlines.
Oh, okay.
And when this accident happened...
I just assumed Boeing.
Yeah, you assumed it and I didn't want to say anything because you were right.
But it happened only hours after Boeing said it would plead guilty to a criminal fraud charge linked to the 737 MAX crashes in Ethiopia and Indonesia.
Man, this company is just...
It's horrible.
Nobody should be flying with Boeing.
Like, get those planes off the ground.
They actually think they have taken all the 737s out of flight, whatever.
Wouldn't be surprised.
That many drop out of the sky.
Airline wrecks are actually really uncommon compared to car crashes.
If you look statistically at the level of occurrence versus trips, it's actually kind of surprising how much more likely you are.
I mean, part of that's traffic.
Obviously, there's not as much traffic in the air.
No, no,
dude. I'm good on all that.
I am good.
On all of that.
Yeah, I never fly, but if I were to take it up, it definitely wouldn't be now.
I can't find...
I don't find airplane jokes funny, man.
Because to me, they're all just really bowing.
Oh, yeah.
Well, you know, it's not very good if they don't get...
It's not no good if they don't get off the ground.
What can I say?
Listen to this one.
Two pilots are discussing piloting.
One asks, why did you become a pilot?
One asks, why did you become a pilot?
He responds, to overcome my fears.
And the other asks him, which one?
Heights? To which the other one responds, dying alone.
Oh, wow.
Wow. I mean, it's not wrong, really.
Well, yeah, it's like the old saying, you know, afraid of dying alone?
Become a bus driver.
Oh, my God.
You'll have lots of people to join you if you ever die.
So bad.
So bad, man.
That was on a bus driver's wall.
Was it?
Yeah. Perfect, man.
That's sketchy.
That guy in Seattle, he stole a plane.
Because he was like one of the runway worker guys.
He was like a luggage.
I don't know what he was exactly.
But he had access to the planes because he would do stuff inside, whatever.
And he always wanted to be a pilot.
And he would ask the pilots, like, how do you know?
He would try to weasel in, like, get answers from them.
And one day, he just decided to just take it and go on a flight.
I think it was a Boeing or something.
It was a full-on commercial airliner.
And it was a 2012, I believe.
And he was just flying and he didn't fucking loops, dude.
Loops with the commercial jet.
And he was talking to ground control.
They're like, you just need to land this, please.
Can you just land it?
And he's like, yeah, I wasn't really planning on landing it.
But, you know, just gonna do one more loop and call it a night.
And the dude was super chill the whole way through.
They're like, how do you learn how to fly?
He's like, I don't know how to fly.
I mean, I play video games.
I know what I'm doing.
Microsoft Flight Simulator has taught me well.
Yeah, dude.
And, man, he flew it really well.
Even pilots and shit were just like, wow.
And he literally did loops.
Like, boom!
And almost hit the fucking Puget Sound a couple times.
But eventually he crashed into one of the islands in Puget.
He didn't want to kill anybody.
He's like, I don't want to kill anyone, man.
And so he put it down on an island.
I think there was a house on the island, but nobody died except for him.
Crazy shit, though, dude.
Wow. So he just really wanted to fly once.
Yep. Yeah.
Even his girlfriend, everybody was like, he did not, there were no signs he wanted to do that.
And he actually was on his phone when he was piloting, talking to his girlfriend, but they have not released that conversation.
Yeah, that's got to be a hard one.
I imagine that's a guy.
He's fucking nuts.
Bebo. Bebo was his name.
It's a hard time just imagining that.
It's crazy.
So it's not necessarily current events at this point, but in light of what happened just yesterday, I almost think I do want to talk about the skate park story, even though technically it's last week's story.
Because I feel like it's really relevant to this situation going on right now.
Plus, it gets me to talk about random YouTubers.
I'm going to talk about the Tim Pool buying the skate park land.
A story that is both hilarious and, well, honestly, the resolution was kind of sweet.
But it also serves as a great illustration of...
Why you just can't let things fester.
You gotta just let them go.
And I didn't think it was really important enough to talk about because it's just a silly story, but honestly, letting go of negative energy is a really important thing to discuss right now.
So, last week, in fact, last year, rather, is when this story happened, but...
It continues unto this day.
What happened back then was...
Goddamn, man.
Went to get the coffee, and then I spilled a little bit, and then I emptied the beans, the grains out, and then they spilled on the floor.
Oh, I'm a mess.
Alright, so...
Okay, I gave the general background of the story and why I wanted to bring it up, is because the level of bitterness that's illustrated in this story, I just...
I want people to understand you have to let this sort of stuff go.
Because if this dude wasn't a patsy, the level of rage that's built up can be dangerous.
Anyhow, a week ago there was a story that popped back up in the news in regards to a certain YouTuber who a year prior to this I was offering some prize money for this local skating competition.
And it wasn't a terribly notable story at the start.
Just somebody wanted to offer a prize.
The organizers didn't necessarily want a huge brouhaha, so they turned the money down.
But then they found out who the person was, which was Tim Pool.
And they decided to also go on and...
Pettily ban him from the event, which showed that the rejection of the money wasn't just strictly, we don't want a big deal with a bunch of pros here, but rather, we have a personal issue with you.
Because if you're just going to turn down the money, why are you going to ban the person who offered it?
That makes no sense.
So this rage went on for a while.
Tim announced an apology to everyone and said, I'm sorry.
They turned down the prize money.
Everybody was all excited, but we'll try to set up our own event in a little while here.
And everybody donked on him because, of course, everybody's got to shit on everyone because it's the internet.
And it just stopped there for a few weeks.
And then the story took a twist that is both hilarious and, I don't know, it kind of demonstrates The level of just enmity that's weirdly involved here.
So he buys the land that they're banning him from.
Because apparently this skate park that they're telling him he can't go to isn't on land that's theirs.
They just have a land share use agreement with the people that own it.
Who apparently the original resident passed away, passed on to some kids of his.
They didn't want anything to do with it, so they told him it was okay to skate and everything.
So he turned around and unbanned himself by buying the entire land out from under them.
And he starts developing stuff on it, adding obstacles and whatnot.
And so this all happened a year ago, mind you.
And just last week...
The Instagram for this little skate park, the DIY one, puts out a statement complaining again about it and how they're so mad about him offering this prize money and his far-right views on LGBT people and gay people won't be able to skate at the skate park.
So then I watched the clip from the Tibcash show and they asked him, so did you ban these people from the park for harassing you?
Because they went after you and disparaged you.
And he just laughed and said, no.
Why should I?
I'm almost never there.
Wanted to set up events.
So I just bought the place to host events.
The only time I'm going to care who's there is when I'm hosting them.
And here's the beautiful irony because they're complaining about how he ruined the skate scene and no one can go there and etc.
He never actually banned anyone.
He's not doing shit.
He never banned anyone and he fixed it up.
Yeah, and he fixed it up.
They voluntarily banned themselves because they hate him so much.
So it's a situation of you're literally destroying your own fun to stay mad at someone a year after this happened.
They have a pure libtard mentality.
Yeah. They must be Democrats.
Yeah, just an endless anger.
Yeah, it's just like endless anger.
So they ask him, so when are you going to ban gay people?
And he just laughs at them like, yeah, that's going to happen.
That's ridiculous.
I hate people like that, dude.
They're just egging.
They're just trying to cause trouble.
They're just drama queens.
But it just ended in such a chef's kiss because in the end, they banned themselves.
They let their enmity literally destroy their own joy.
And so when you think about the mystics saying things like, you create your own reality and whatnot, this serves as a perfect illustration of that.
Because here it is, a year later almost, and these people are still super angry about it, like holding on to it like it's a freaking Armenian genocide and they need to be recognized for their travails because this was their 9-11 because get this,
he bought it on September 11th.
Fuck, no.
And I'm like, I just know that was a troll.
Because there's no reason to do that on that specific day, so they could literally call it their 9-11.
And it's like their 9-11 is a dude bought their spate park and fixed it up and didn't ban them.
But we don't like his views, so we're going to keep ourselves from it and say that he ruined the scene.
That's dumb.
And so...
Yeah, as hilarious as this all is, because it honestly is hilarious, and we should laugh at it.
We also should recognize that this is a great cautionary tale of what happens when your political persona becomes you and you're undistinguishable from this blob of beliefs.
Because, I mean, come on, you could have buried the hatchet by now.
I mean, go talk to the guy.
That's the trick, is these people...
Intentionally silo themselves away because they want to stay mad.
Because if they actually had a conversation, they'd probably be gobsmacked.
Then they'd realize, wait, he's not really going to ban gay people?
That's just something that my side made up?
And it's like, freaking duh!
So stupid, man.
So stupid.
But yeah, it just shows you just gotta let things go.
I have things that...
I'm mad about from a few days ago, but I could not even tell you something I'm angry about from nine months ago because that's so long.
Yeah. Let it go, man.
What do you think about Alec Baldwin being found not guilty or the case being dropped by the judge for shooting, for killing that camera woman?
Well, you know, when you're rich and on the right side of opinions, you can actually kill somebody.
And get away with it.
He fucking got away with it, man.
I mean, that's the really messed up thing, is that they're not actually disputing that he did it.
At this point, it's not like an argument of whether he fired it or not, because that was eliminated early on.
Nobody's questioning whether he shot the gun.
It's just the question of whether he'll be held responsible for it, and this effectively says, Nope.
Nope. Except there is a second trial, apparently.
Let me see here.
He's facing...
Is it a civil one?
Maybe they can take it.
Oh, wow.
So, let's see.
He's facing a second trial related to the fatal shooting of cinematographer Halina Hutchins on the set of the movie Rust.
Charges in trial.
Voluntary manslaughter.
This is the first one.
This has nothing to do with the second one.
They judge New Mexico with prejudice, so they can't bring it back.
That's odd.
I don't know, there's supposed to be a second trial, but I'm not seeing why.
Maybe this is just like, it's supposed to be second, maybe the AI is thinking second day of trial or something.
No, it's saying Alec Baldwin is currently facing a second trial related to that shooting.
Yeah. It's just not talking about what it is.
And as far as I know, I don't think anyone is arguing that he didn't do it at this point.
No, everyone knows he did it.
Everyone watched him do it.
They watched him shoot.
It's actually kind of fascinating because it's one of the few times that news outlets don't have to say alleged because they just established it.
Like, okay, yeah, you definitely did it.
Yeah, dude.
Want to hear something really crazy?
What was that?
You want to hear something really crazy?
Love to.
All right, check this out.
Okay. Five fishermen were found dead at sea.
After drinking from some bottles that they found at sea.
This came from Dagan's News.
So, the Sri Lankan Navy recently reported a tragic incident where five fishermen died after drinking an unknown liquid from bottles they found while fishing about 320 nautical miles from Tangale, a southern coastal town in Sri Lanka.
According to the news, these mysterious bottles contained some form of alcohol and were shared among the crew of the fishing vessel named Devon.
After drinking the unknown liquid, several crew members started feeling sick.
And despite receiving basic medical assistance from Sri Lankan Navy personnel on the boat, five fishermen died and one is still in critical condition.
It is believed that the bottles were shared with other fishing boats.
Let's see.
This incident has sparked protests.
Families of the dead blame the Sri Lankan government of fisheries and aquatic resources.
Which, yeah, you gotta sue somebody, right?
Who's responsible for those bottles down there?
We gotta find out who...
Okay, so who owns the water?
It's gotta be somebody's fault that we drank this poison.
Who's supposed to clean up these lakes or whatever?
This ocean.
It's supposed to be the Department of Fisheries.
Alright, sue those motherfuckers.
I mean, I guess that's what you do.
You find who's responsible.
Yep. You know, you think that...
Coming upon a random container of unknown liquid and just drinking it out of nowhere is something that you only do in an RPG because you're not actually going to die when you do it.
Most likely it's going to give you good health.
Yeah, it doesn't really occur to you that this is something that people in real life do.
Like, ooh, random bottle.
Smells like alcohol.
Must be booze.
Definitely nothing poison in it.
Let's drink it.
If there's no foul play involved, that's a Darwin Award right there.
No shit.
You drink an unknown liquid because you thought it was booze.
Just pull it out of the sea, and it just looks gnarly.
Drink this.
And they're just like, oh no, alcohol ages, so it's better with age.
Man, when I was like 12 or something, my grandma used to bottle her own wine, and I have no idea what was in it, but I knew where it was, and they were old bottles, right?
And there was just all this mushy stuff at the bottom of each bottle.
So my cousin and I, we took one of those, the oldest ones in the furthest corner, hoping she would never notice.
And we went to these dugouts at this baseball field.
And we just passed it back and forth, drinking that shit.
And just like chunks of whatever inside of it.
But we just gobbled it down, dude.
Just drank the whole thing.
Oh, let me tell you.
Let me tell you.
I probably should have gone to a hospital.
I... Oh my god.
I was so sick.
That sounds like an adventurous time.
I was so sick.
In the worst possible way.
I do not encourage doing that, people.
If you find a bottle filled with liquid, just don't drink it.
I mean, I didn't think that you need to be a PSA, but maybe it needs to be at this point.
Unknown liquids are not to be drank without confirming what's in the container.
Exactly, dude.
You've got to confirm it first, man.
So Alabama recently changed the drinking age to 34. They wanted to keep alcohol out of high schools.
Sorry, Alabama.
That's not my joke.
That's not my joke.
You can't laugh at yourself.
I've heard plenty of ones dogging on us that are hilarious.
Oh, hell.
Two men are drinking in a bar.
They pull out the sandwiches their wives had lovingly prepared and tuck in.
The bartender comes over and says, You can't eat your own food in here.
So they swapped sandwiches.
Well, there you go.
Dumb. That's a dad joke.
Yeah, that's a dad joke.
Oh, man.
That one said, this joke may contain profanity, and then it has a little box.
I am over 18, and everything's blurred out, so you click it to see it.
That was one of those.
That's so dumb.
Is it just because there's a bar involved, maybe?
Yeah, the people in this joke are consuming alcohol.
These are adult situations.
All right, what's this one?
Two married buddies are out drinking one night.
Are they married to each other?
I don't know.
When one turns to the other and says, You know, I don't know what else to do.
Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway.
I shut off the engine and coast into the garage.
I take my shoes off before I go in the house.
I sneak up the stairs.
I get undressed in the bathroom.
I ease into bed and my wife still wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late.
And then his buddy looks at him and says, well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach.
And he continues, I screech into the driveway, I slam the fucking door, I storm up those motherfucking steps, I throw my shoes into my closet, and I jump into my bed, and I rub my hands on my wife's ass, and I say,
how about a blowjob?
And she's always sound asleep.
That's perfect.
That is perfect.
That's a good one.
There we go.
Everyone that drinks out there.
One of my favorite jokes in this whole thing was, please confirm this two men walk into a bar.
Please confirm you're 18 to continue this joke.
Exactly. Like, oh, we need to shield you from this portrayal.
Yeah, we're protecting you.
We're protecting you, little snowflake.
We're protecting you.
All right, here's a good one.
NSFW, not safe for work.
What's the difference between eating pussy and drinking Bud Light?
Take a guess.
Difference between eating pussy and drinking Bud Light.
Damn, I'm at a loss for words on that one.
What's the difference?
Pussy. Pussy only tastes like piss for a few seconds.
Very true.
It's true.
Tried and true.
I will...
Definitely back that one up.
Okay, what's this next story we got?
This next story is...
I need to finish this article, I think.
No, that's all we need to read.
Yeah, we're good.
Okay, so I just wanted to ask everybody, if you had privileged secret information, something not everybody knew that you could use for your advantage, would you hide it or would you share it?
What's your question?
It's one of those ones where it's not necessarily a right or a wrong answer, but more it depends on perspective.
It's a question of if you have some kind of privileged info that other people don't know that you can use to your advantage, would you share it or would you hide it for yourself so you can keep using it?
Okay. Yeah.
Okay. So my example is...
Hold on.
Listeners out there, email me at Paranautic at gmail.com.
Let us know what you would do.
See, back when I was a gamer and had very little actual responsibilities, I used to be really good at RTS games.
And there was a game called Age of Kings back in the day that was very popular and had easily a player base of a million or so back then.
It was massive.
And there was a trick that I learned because I played with one of the higher tier players.
And I noted how they were wiping out my units effortlessly, despite having objectively inferior, and I don't mean crappier, I mean literally lower-numbered, powered units than mine.
So I called them out afterwards, accused them of cheating, said, you're cheating somehow.
That's not legitimate.
You're doing something here.
And so they told me to promise not to tell anyone else, because this was a secret amongst all the high-tier experts.
But when they've used the patrol command to send their units into battle, instead of just moving them up there and selecting a unit to attack, they would then mash a formation button, and it would just magically make the units fight better.
Literally 40-50% greater efficiency.
Instead of standing there confused after a unit died, they would immediately move to the next one.
They'd stay in a packed formation.
They wouldn't spread out.
They would all more efficiently attack and fight as a whole to the point where if you faced somebody who was doing this trick, you could have three-quarters the number of identical units and lose the engagement.
It was massive.
And so I was faced with a bit of a dilemma where I could either go on and honor the agreement that I made to get the info in the first place and keep using this to my advantage to effortlessly win when, well,
I was already winning most of the time anyways.
I didn't really need the help.
But it was tempting.
But the other option was to share it with everybody because...
And I opted to share it with everyone.
Everyone I talked to, I would do the trick on them and then afterwards I would explain how it worked, tell them how to do it, and tell them how to get the same advantage.
Because I didn't like the thought that they were holding this over everybody.
And frankly, if the only reason you're expert tier is because you're using some kind of bogus exploit that's eventually going to get passed out, you're not genuinely an expert if you're not outplaying people and you're just using cheats.
Yeah, fuck that, dude.
You can't win a game if you fucking use all the cheats, dude.
Like, you're not really playing.
You can't call yourself an expert if you use a single cheat.
Yeah, this exploit was massively imbalancing the game.
And back then, it wasn't too big of a deal because it was all mostly amateurs and whatnot.
The latter rankings didn't matter.
That's just a number on the screen.
But there wasn't the big esports scene.
Simultaneously... Over in South Korea, the esports scene had already caught on, and those experts were using this to win to the point where if you're at that level, you had to know the trick or you were just getting outclassed because you just couldn't keep up with somebody.
You could outplay them 30-40% efficiency and still lose.
And so it was actually ruining competitive play.
But you think about if something happened like that nowadays, that's millions of dollars on the line.
That's the sponsorships.
Massive prize packages.
That's collections of Twitch streamers.
That's gigs.
I mean, that's a lot of money we're talking that was all relying on this exploit and basically hinging on this never being revealed.
So three weeks after I revealed this thing, Ensemble Studios, or I think it might have been a month and three weeks, puts out a patch and fixes it.
When I shared this originally, a lot of people were mad that I shared it.
They actually got upset, which really confused me because I thought, this isn't right.
We should be sharing this with everyone.
You shouldn't be lording this over them.
I can understand some people not knowing it and others knowing it, but that's different.
But deliberately hiding it just seemed really...
Sheisty to me.
And honestly, it demonstrated to me that you didn't have a lot of confidence in your skill.
Because if you've got to hold that kind of ace back, you're not really winning based on your merits.
No, dude.
No, I agree with you 100%.
100%. Like, they're just banking on this fucking glitch or whatever in the game.
Using it to their advantage.
Yep. Pure exploit.
An exploit.
And they are guarding the exploit so they can continue using it against people who just have no chance.
Yeah. Yeah.
And I imagine the only reason the guy really shared it with me was so I didn't report him as a cheater because I had a pretty legitimate claim of cheating.
He acknowledged, yeah, I shouldn't have won.
There was no way I was going to.
It was physically impossible for me to win, so you being suspicious is entirely justified.
So the secret's out now?
You put the secret out?
Well, yeah.
This was years ago, but it got patched out within a month.
But the trick is, the game had been out for over a year at this point.
And more than likely, a lot of these chumps learned it within a month of release.
So I effectively ruined an entire professional or expert gaming community's little secret club by doing this.
Because as long as most people didn't know about it, it was never going to get patched out.
So I ruined it for all of them.
And it was kind of interesting to me just how many people had enmity for me for doing that.
I didn't think anyone would object to it because most of the people, but a whole lot of the people thought to themselves, I would have kept it for myself.
Well, now you're going to end up like fucking Trump, dude.
People are going to come after you and shoot you for fucking exposing the goddamn glitch.
Yes. I mean, seriously, if I put it out nowadays, would I have gotten death threats and shit?
That's a legitimate question.
Like, things are so much more extreme.
It is very legitimate.
Back then, I got a lot of people calling me an asshole, calling me names, telling me I deserve to get banned, false reporting me for cheating and stuff, but I didn't get anyone legitimately saying I should be hurt in real life.
I feel like that's the stretch of the rhetoric that has happened in between.
Now we're talking about it's acceptable to say things about hurting people in meat space, which I am not okay with that.
Be a dick to me all you want online.
Hurt my character all you care to.
My character...
What is it?
Oh, God.
I want to try out my new skin.
Okay, that one's kind of funny.
It makes sense.
It makes sense, yeah.
Why should you get a gamer girlfriend?
This is easy.
This is super easy.
So you can have all your arguments without having to pause?
Oh, you don't want to pause.
I suffer from situational disabilities.
I can't pause it, girl.
So the punchline here is she can bring joy to your stick.
Oh, man.
Nice. My girlfriend just sent me a picture of our camping trip through the van doors and I'm peeing.
Nice. That's what we do.
That's what we do.
What does the well-respected journalist in the...
I was going to say, what's a well-despected journalist and a successful gamer have in common?
What? No one's ever heard of either.
Oh, man.
Damn. Hell yeah.
It's like, because as soon as you become successful as a gamer, per popular culture, you're automatically a loser for liking games, unless you're using it as an excuse for why your dude's naked.
So it's like, you just can't win as a gamer.
Yeah. Because as soon as you succeed, you're a loser for succeeding.
Damn it, it's not fair.
What do you call a gamer with erectile dysfunction?
Stick drift.
Ubisoft. See, that one's clever.
Yeah, that's pretty good.
I like that one.
That's pretty good.
As a gamer, I find it strange that Biden was declared the winner.
Trump had way more kills.
I don't get it.
What the fuck?
Alright, enough of these jokes.
The nerds and the gamers have...
Poor jokes, I can say that.
Alright, this one's over 18, let me click it.
A gamer just died, and his family are having a funeral for him.
His girlfriend shows up and notices two Japanese men in suits sitting in the front row.
After the eulogy, they all go into the cemetery to bury him, and the odd men keep following.
The girlfriend gets concerned and asks the gamer's friend who they are.
Oh, those are Konami...
Oh, those are Konami reps, he says.
What are they doing here, asks the girlfriend.
They're the ones lowering him into the grave.
Why would they do that?
Because they're great at letting people down.
Goddamn, that's off.
I am lost.
I don't know what that means.
What are Konami reps?
Konami? Konami is a gaming company that, well, it was famous back in the NES era.
I think the main thing they're known for now is making pachinko machines.
Okay. I see.
I see.
Yep. They're only great at letting people down.
Yeah. They will, however, forever be remembered for having the most famous cheat code ever created, the Konami Code.
What's the Konami Code?
Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A. And then if you're playing two players, you got to hit select start to get selected.
Damn. Everyone remembers that from Contra.
Looks like FBI is in possession of three firearms.
Three firearms.
This in reference to the primary story?
Yep, to the shooting.
Now all the news are saying Trump survives assassination attempt.
All putting the picture of Trump holding his hand up in solidarity, you know?
Yep. It took him a day, but the news media is all on point now.
We don't like political violence anymore.
We just suddenly realized that.
You know, it's weird.
Okay. We all knew this was coming.
We all knew this was coming in this, like, election time period of our lives, right?
Yeah. The assassination of a president.
Like, JFK happened in 69. Like, it was bound to happen again.
This, I think, was orchestrated, and it was like whatever happens, happens.
Like, they didn't really care what happened, or they wanted to make it like JFK, but he lives to make him a fucking hero, a surviving martyr, right?
Which would almost create the exact opposite effect.
Because now the lack of cohesion that would have resulted from such chaos in the wake of this isn't there.
And his support grew.
So, yeah, it definitely backfired in terms of that.
I remember the grossest quote I read about it was...
What was it?
There's that rep that was trying to strip him of Secret Service protections if he got convicted of some of his crimes and went to jail.
One of their spokespeople or reps actually put out and then deleted a tweet.
What? 100%.
And then just deleted, you know, like, you can't catch me now.
I deleted it.
I'm like, screen caps are forever.
But the fact that, yeah, the fact that they said that and even that said, yeah, oops, I said that at the end as if they, to literally acknowledge, like, what I'm saying is incredibly fucked up was pretty damn disturbing.
And it coming from the representative or the spokesperson of the literal rep that was trying to strip him of secret service protection was a little too on the nose.
Everything is right on the nose, man.
Everything is.
That one in particular was, boy, you can almost point hand to mouth.
I mean, that was a...
And it was hard.
You had to actually go overseas to find a more tasteless take than that.
I saw a bunch of people over in New Zealand shooting a fake Trump with a pellet gun, one of those dolls that they sell.
Which seemed really honestly fucked up right after an assassination attempt.
I look at the date and I'm like, is this seriously put up the 14th?
I'm like, I really hope this is a repost of a previous video.
Because I really hope to God this was not their response to this.
Yeah, man.
This is really interesting.
I think it's all going to play out exactly how they wanted it to.
Or at least they'll try and stage manage it.
The parts that didn't quite work out, they can try and make it work.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
They have the cleanup crew coming in and out.
They have the cleanup crew.
Just like the FBI has the cleanup crew.
So now they
Yeah, I mean,
this attempt really said to me...
I remember commenting that he would slow walk us into the WEF, whereas Biden's going to push us hard.
That said to me that the slow walk was not acceptable to them.
They weren't willing to deal with things getting slowly implemented.
They're in a panic and want it right now, to the point where it's actually damaging the attempt.
Otherwise, why would you make this kind of move?
This is a really drastic move.
And, I mean, at this point, I think it's fairly well been absorbed into the collective consciousness that stuff like this is orchestrated at some level at the very least.
100%, dude.
So they might have really dropped the ball even worse by using the term staged.
To shoot them in the ear.
I mean...
Things can be staged and real at the same time is the stretch that people have to make from here.
Something can be set up and orchestrated and people can still really be hurt by it.
Yeah, so there better be pictures of the wound.
We want to see pictures of the wound, obviously, to see if it's actually him and it was actually a gunshot.
There'd be a hole.
We want to see the hole.
I mean, I'm suspicious of all of it.
You know what I mean?
Just simply because everything that's been presented is...
So often fake that you have to approach everything with skepticism.
You can't just take things as they are.
It's a fool's errand.
Yeah, and so Trump went on Truth Social after he was shot, and he said, we will fear not, but instead remain resilient in our faith and defiant in the face of wickedness.
He's back at it.
Got a couple cheeseburgers in them, ready to fucking continue on the trail.
Yeah, the...
Continue on the trail.
Yeah, I guess one of the news outlets actually faulted him for not, quote, lowering the temperature three hours after he was shot.
Wow. Like, you didn't tell everyone to calm down and not retaliate.
That was sure wrong of you.
I'm like, do you realize what you're saying right now after weeks of incitation?
Like, get fucked.
Well, a lot of people just want this.
A lot of people just want this chaos happening.
The celebration was the worst part of it because regardless of your overall opinion and what you think and what's real...
This is no good for anyone.
This level of chaos hurts everybody.
It even hurts the elites that it orchestrated at this point.
So it's like nobody's benefiting at this point, not even them.
That's why it's almost like the desire for this to continue has kind of waned.
Because nobody's enjoying it anymore.
It's stopped being a fun ride for everyone.
There's a few people kind of continuing on like zombies and repeating platitudes and whatnot.
And it just seems like they're, if anything, they're behind on where the overall collective consciousness has gotten.
They're kind of stuck in the past at this point.
Everybody else has moved on.
People finally wise up.
About damn time.
Matthew McConaughey is calling out celebrities that are really left, liberal left, calling them out, being like, you guys are fucking idiots.
Fucking idiots.
So that's cool of him.
Nicolas Cage says he's terrified of AI because they're just going to steal my body.
How can I talk like him?
They're just going to steal my body and do whatever they want with it.
They're just gonna steal my body and do whatever they want with it.
Is that good?
I mean, every time I imagine Nicolas Cage, I imagine the face he's making in Face Off when he's looking in the mirror, saying, I don't have to be, I'm better than alright, I'm me.
That to me is the most iconic Nicolas Cage face right there.
Which is completely, utterly deranged.
Like, that really showcased...
Just how animated as an actor that guy could be.
Yeah, 100%.
100 fucking percent.
Alright, I got this last story here.
So, we're getting into some conspiracy territory, but it's not really conspiracy.
It's happening.
It's real.
It's been verified a thousand times over and over.
So it's just not a theory.
It's not a conspiracy theory.
It's in that realm, whatever I'm trying to say.
Anyway. Pilot testifies that Bill Gates is spraying what's called air vax, which is mRNA on humanity via chemtrails.
So he's literally, Bill Gates is spraying mRNA air vax.
He testified...
In Congress, apparently.
Anyway, Bill Gates is spraying airborne mRNA on dense urban populations and rural areas with low vaccine uptake, according to a commercial airlines pilot who has come forward to blow the whistle on chemtrails operations in North America and Europe.
As the globalist elite find it harder to convince humanity to submit to COVID mRNA shots and endless boosters, they are having to find deceitful new ways to force their mRNA on us.
I also hear they're putting it into food products.
But according to pilots familiar with the scheme, the new airborne mRNA, known as AirVax, is designed to deliver the vaccine right into people's lungs, bypassing the need for injections and the need for consent.
Well, we're still not consenting, so that is a violation of the Nuremberg Code.
that is a violation of every health code imaginable.
It's also a violation of spiritual law, which means it won't have the effect that it wants, that's wanted to because you're not, you go from people voluntarily poisoning themselves because of being
Exactly. If you're literally even skipping the part where they're being compelled and just straight up forcing it down their throats,
well, that completely destroys the pretense of anyone accepting it.
And well, that's just going to heighten the rejection rate.
Why the hell would you accept something like that more now, right?
So it'll fail on the spiritual level because nobody is accepting this.
That's exactly it.
I'm going to share this video with you, dude.
Watch this.
This is Trump assassination.
Watch the Secret Service behind him.
So the view is behind Trump.
This is an angle I haven't seen.
Yep, this is a new angle for behind Trump.
Watch what the Secret Service do behind him.
Moves him over a way.
Look what happened.
To our country.
Probably 20 million people.
He hit the dirt.
What do you mean?
One of the Secret Service guys ducked.
Yeah, they ducked, dude.
They don't run up there.
They hit the dirt.
Yeah, they all fucking just bounced down like, oh shit, shots.
They fucking stood down.
He moves that guy out of the way.
He moves those people out of the way.
And took cover!
Since when is the Secret Service supposed to take fucking cover?
Shots shoot out.
He just sits there.
He just sits down.
What the fuck is that about?
The entire reason that you're being paid, like, so much money to be a glorified babysitter is because you get in the way of that bullet.
Ouch. Wow.
That's... Ouch.
That's pretty damning, honestly.
That's more damning than any delay on IDing somebody up on a rooftop.
The fact that when the incident started, they reacted to it and ducked.
Alright, check this out.
I can guarantee that ain't the training that they're giving.
This is Ian Carroll on Twitter.
He does a lot of awesome shit.
So they're talking about the shooting.
So this guy has all the marks of the classic Patsy play.
He's talking about the shooter.
Mentally unstable, young, impressionable, loner.
High school classmates say he has an atrocious shot, got rejected from school gun club.
Evidence that the way was laid for him to get onto that roof, ladder, lack of SS coverage, etc.
A million questions about SS incompetence, Secret Service.
That sound an awful lot like sabotage from the inside.
What we're talking about.
We don't know what happened yet, but think back to JFK, obviously.
They sold the story of a lone gunman, when in fact the true story was very likely an extremely complex orchestrated operation with multiple shooters and multiple layers of obfuscation after the fact.
Having trouble with that one.
There is no reason not to assume this is a similar event.
The odds are so wildly against this kid pulling this off all on his own with no assistance or involvement at this point.
And if there was any involvement, that implies it was likely a full-on op by someone.
So this is everything that I was talking about.
So think about it.
Based on the evidence at this point...
It is more likely this kid managed to do all this on his own, or that any of the shadowy forces in this world were willing to plan an op and pick out a patsy.
Regardless of what you conclude, you don't know the answers yet, blah, blah.
We don't know the answers yet, but keep your mind open, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Let's see what this is.
The gunman attacked him in elevated position.
A local officer climbed to the roof and encountered Crooks, who pointed his rifle at the officer.
The officer retreated down the ladder, and Crooks quickly took a shot toward Trump.
And that's when Secret Service snipers shot him.
But yeah, the Secret Service ducking.
A million times more suspicious.
That's crazy.
Than somebody going down like that.
Who's this?
This is the kid.
What the hell?
That's... So that's not the troll video.
So that is the shooter.
I mean, he would sit alone at lunch.
I mean, he was just an outcast.
And you know how kids are nowadays.
So they're going to see someone like that.
You know how kids are nowadays.
You know how kids are nowadays.
They just shoot at presidents.
They're so crazy, these kids.
It's honestly kind of sad.
I don't want to say this is what provoked it, but you never know.
You said he was alone?
Yeah. I want to say he was a loner more because he was just...
What the fuck?
He was quiet, but, like, he was just bullied.
Like, he was bullied so much.
So much.
This was high school.
Yeah. What did they...
Do you remember at all what they said to him or called him?
No. He was just made fun of, I guess, for the way he dressed or his appearance.
Man, that's sad.
That's sad.
Alright, here's a picture of where the ladder was and where he was.
I mean, just being a loner gets you demonized.
Yeah, everybody out there, you better go get some friends.
Go get some friends.
Don't be a loner.
I'm suspicious of you.
So that was an actual rant by that guy.
Yeah, that was him having a mental fit thing before the shooting at some point.
I mean, if...
If we're dealing with some kind of mental programming, that was on full display right there.
I can guarantee there was very little conscious thought involved in that rant.
Yeah. Yeah.
Well, damn.
I think that's going to be the show for today, everyone.
It's kind of fucking crazy.
Trump was shot.
I mean, as far as we know, we'll figure more out in the future here, I'm sure.
All the more reason to not to distrust the government.
There's always distrust.
Distrust the government.
Not distrust them.
Fuck that.
Yeah. Always distrust them.
Yeah, thanks for tuning in.
Thanks for tuning in to the Paranautica Podcast.
As usual, stay safe.
Be good to yourselves.
Be good to one another.
You know?
And you know what?
You know what?
Tell me.
Tell me this.
Tell me this.
Why do men have to put the toilet seat down?
I have no idea.
Why can't women put it up?
Asking the real questions.
Why do we have to put it down when we...
I mean, come on, women, come on.
Just put it down.
Don't yell at us for leaving it up.
We leave it up because we're thinking of you.
I expect to be congratulated for flushing, personally.
Seriously. And, I mean, I always wipe.
If I piss on the seat or whatever, man, I always wipe that shit off.
I'm not a dick.
There are a lot of fucking dicks out there that just piss all over the place.
I always sometimes do that.
Piss all over the place?
Wipe it up afterwards.
Good. You just spray and go.
Whatever. Fuck it all.
But thanks for tuning in.
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Oh, no.
I need to set that up, actually.
I should do that this weekend.
Dude, just fucking...
It takes you, like, a minute.
Just one minute.
I should set it up.
I wonder if I would get instantly softbanned.
You gotta do it and find out.
I don't even know what else we got.
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