Joe Biden’s farewell address touted an Israel-Hamas ceasefire deal brokered over eight months, framed America’s resilience through the Statue of Liberty’s symbolism, and warned of a "tech-industrial complex" mirroring Eisenhower’s military-industrial concerns. He proposed taxing billionaires, banning dark money, and congressional term limits while praising 17M new jobs and NATO/Ukraine strength, but Owen Shroyer dismissed it as plagiarized propaganda, mocking Biden’s delivery and accusing him of lies—from vaccine job losses to climate policies—while insisting oligarchy claims ignore the rich’s existing tax burden. The episode ends with Shroyer’s scathing verdict: Biden’s legacy is America’s decline, setting up wild post-presidency theories like White House exorcisms or drug dogs. [Automatically generated summary]
All right, ladies and gentlemen, any moment now, Joe Biden is going to be delivering his farewell address to the American people, the worst president in the history of the country, the worst administration in the history of the country, Joe Biden to give his farewell address.
We are moments away from the Oval Office.
We'll let the audience get caught up here as Kid Rock brings us in.
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Fuck Twitter too.
And the mainstream media fuck you two, two, two, who, yeah, you, we believe.
We the people inflation suck like the minimum wage.
So it's all the same.
It ain't a damn thing change.
You piece of shit.
I don't see color.
Black lives matter.
No shit, motherfucker.
But we gotta keep fighting for the right to be free.
To nobody's surprise, can Joe Biden, had they already recorded this?
The last time, the last time they did an Oval Office address, it was pre-taped.
At least that's what people believed that it was pre-taped, that it wasn't live.
And most people suspect Joe Biden can barely even talk these days, so putting him live would be too big of a risk, especially with the importance of this, the final address, you'd think probably wouldn't want to risk it by making him live tonight.
My fellow Americans, I'm speaking to you tonight from the Oval Office.
Before I begin, let me speak to important news from earlier today.
After eight months of nonstop negotiation, my administration, by my administration, a ceasefire and a hostage deal has been reached by Israel and Hamas, the elements of which I laid out in great detail in May of this year.
This plan was developed and negotiated by my team and will be largely implemented by the incoming administration.
That's why I told my team to keep the incoming administration fully informed because that's how it should be.
Like America, the Statue of Liberty is not standing still.
Her foot literally steps forward atop a broken chain of human bondage.
She's on the march, and she literally moves.
She was built to sway back and forth to withstand the fury of stormy weather.
To stand the test of time because storms are always coming.
She sways a few inches, but she never falls into the current below.
An engineering marvel.
The Statue of Liberty is also an enduring symbol of the soul of our nation.
A soul shaped by forces that bring us together and by forces that pull us apart.
And yet through good times and tough times, we've withstood it all.
A nation of pioneers and explorers, of dreamers and doers, of ancestors native to this land, of ancestors who came by force, a nation of immigrants came to build a better life.
A nation holding the torch of the most powerful idea ever in the history of the world.
That all of us, all of us are created equal.
That all of us deserve to be treated with dignity, justice, and fairness.
That democracy must defend and be defined and be imposed, moved in every way possible.
Today, an oligarchy is taking shape in America of extreme wealth, power, and influence that literally threatens our entire democracy, our basic rights and freedoms, and a fair shot for everyone to get ahead.
We see the consequences all across America, and we've seen it before.
More than a century ago, the American people stood up to the robber barons back then and busted the trusts.
going to lecture us like that's trump coming in on a path to building the largest middle class the most prosperous century any nation in the world has ever seen this is ridiculous We've got to do that again.
In the last four years, that is exactly what we've done.
People should be able to make as much as they can, but play by the same rules.
Both the powerful forces want to wield their unchecked influence to eliminate the steps we've taken to tackle the crime crisis, to serve their own interest for power and profit.
We must not be bullied into sacrificing the future, the future of our children and our grandchildren.
But unless safeguards are in place, it could spawn new threats to our rights, our way of life, to our privacy, how we work and how we protect our nation.
We must make sure AI is safe and trustworthy and good for all humankind.
In the age of AI, it's more important than ever that the people must govern.
And as the land of liberty, America, not China, must lead the world in the development of AI.
It's going to be up to the president, the presidency, the Congress, the courts, the free press, and the American people to confront these powerful forces.
We must reform the tax code, not by giving the biggest tax cuts to billionaires, but by making them begin to pay their fair share.
And I've told other world leaders, America can be defined by one word, possibilities.
Only in America do we believe anything is possible.
Like a kid with a stutter from modest beginnings in Scranton, Pennsylvania.
my gosh sitting behind this desk in the oval office as president united states That's the magic of America.
It's all around us.
Upstairs in the residence of the White House, I've walked by a painting of the Statue of Liberty I don't know how many times.
In the painting, there's several workers climbing on the outstretched arm of the statue that holds the torch.
It reminds me every day I pass it of the story and soul of our nation and the power of the American people.
There's a story of a veteran.
This is a veteran, a son of an immigrant, whose job was to climb that torch and polish the amber panes so rays of light could reach out as far as possible.
He was known as the keeper of the flame.
He once said of the Statue of Liberty, quote, speaks a silent universal language, one of hope, that anyone who seeks and speaks freedom can understand.
Yes, we sway back and forth to withstand the fury of the storm, to stand the test of time.
A constant struggle, constant struggle, a short distance between peril and possibility.
But what I believe is the America of our dreams is always closer than we think.
It's up to us to make our dreams come true.
Let me close by stating my gratitude to so many people.
To the members of my administration, as well as public service and first responders across the country and around the world, thank you for stepping up to serve.
To our service members and their families, it's been the highest honor of my life to lead you as commander-in-chief.
And of course, to Kamala and our incredible partner, the historic vice president.
She and Doug have become like family.
And to me, family's everything.
My deepest appreciation to our amazing First Lady who was with me in the Oval today.
If it was recorded, they probably would have not had that in there.
But I mean, that was just incredible.
So much deceit, so much propaganda and plagiarism.
But I guess that's really, that is the Joe Biden legacy, isn't it?
He's known for plagiarizing.
He's known for deceit.
He's known for propaganda.
He's known as a corrupt politician.
So, I mean, you know, it fits the bill.
A couple other things because we were responding in real time.
You know, this is very important.
As they're lying about the Los Angeles wildfires and they continue to lie about climate change, he says we have to think about the future, the future of our children, our grandchildren.
This is very important.
They are betting the entire future on their climate change agenda, which we know is a farce because they're just, it's all about a redistribution of wealth and power.
And they want to have the concept that you existing on this planet, you need to pay just to exist.
You're stealing the world's resources.
You're stealing the air.
You're stealing the land.
You're stealing the food.
And so you have to have an inherent tax just to exist.
It's an existence tax.
And they just say it's climate change, it's carbon, it's whatever.
And then they want to bet the entire future on this.
Every single prediction that they've made about climate change has been proven wrong.
Proven.
That's not a debate.
That's proven.
In the 70s, it was global freezing.
In the 80s, it was acid rain.
In the 90s, it was the ozone.
In the 2000s, it was global warming.
In 2010s, it's climate change.
And none of their predictions have come true.
Go watch all their documentaries since the 70s on climate change or the different buzzwords they've used.
Not a single prediction they have made has come true.
And they want us to bet our entire future on this concept.
They want us to bet our entire future on something that has been provenly wrong.
Think about that.
Would you bet your house?
Would you bet your family?
Would you bet your life savings on a bet that somebody advised you to take that has never won a bet?
in their life.
If you had a friend that has never won a bet in their life, if you had a friend that is a sports gambling addict and has never won a single sports bet, would you take his sporting bet advice?
No.
And that's what these freaks are telling us to do.
And then he's going to talk about a world of lies and fact checkers.
That's them.
They're the liars.
Another one that I'm sick of.
The rich don't pay their fair share.
The rich pay 90% of the taxes.
So what is the fair share?
The rich pay 90% of taxes in this country.
What is a fair share?
And notice that their logic to tariffs and taxes is not consistent.
They claim Trump's tariffs are going to raise prices on the consumer, saying if you tax these goods, if you tax these countries, then the consumer is going to bear the brunt of that because costs are going to go up.
Okay, so let's follow that logic.
If you raise taxes on corporations and if you raise taxes on rich people, then the same logic should apply.
The consumer price is going to go up.
And that's exactly what happens.
That's exactly what happens.
So the difference is there is a solution to the tariff problem.
There isn't a solution to the tax problem.
When you raise taxes on Americans, that's the bottom line.
The prices go up, period.
You pay more in taxes.
You pay more for consumer goods.
Period.
That's all that does.
Nobody gets a lower price.
Doesn't matter who's paying their fair share.
Prices go up for everybody.
And that's the same logic they understand it when it applies to Trump's tariffs, but not their own taxes.
There is a solution to the tariffs.
If they start tariffing, let's say avocados, let's say the price of avocados goes up.
Let's say the price of avocados doubles because of Trump's tariffs.
Well, guess what the solution is?
We grow our own avocados.
The price of a computer, the price of a TV, the price of a car, it's all going up because of the tariffs.
Horrible presentation, plagiarism in his speech, lies, deceit, propaganda on the way out.
He pretended like, oh, you know, we're rooting for Trump.
And then the rest of it, he went on to basically bash Trump and Musk.
I mean, that's really what it was about, bashing Trump and Musk in the final five minutes there.
He didn't want to say their names, but that's who it was.
Come on, we know.
Oh, Biden's going to threaten us about oligarchies and centralized power.
That's everything this administration represented.
All the political oligarchies, all the centralized political power was all against Donald Trump and all in for Biden, just like they were for Hillary Clinton.
And then he's going to sit here and warn us and lecture us about the very people that back him.
Give me a break.
Give me a break.
So it was about a 15-minute farewell speech.
At least some of it was plagiarized from Eisenhower's speech.
Then he just lied and attacked Trump and Musk.
Then he just lied and deceived and pushed political propaganda.
It's too bad.
It's too bad.
And there were parts of it that you could maybe extract and say, okay, there's a presidential message there.
There's a farewell message there.
He's going to go out with some class, but he just couldn't do it or his speechwriters wouldn't let him.
So he just couldn't do it.
He could have boiled that thing down to five minutes and just made it truly pro-America, pro-we the people, but he just couldn't do it.
And nobody's surprised.
But there you go.
That's it, folks.
That's it for Joe Biden, the worst president in the history of the United States of America.
Do you think Melania is going to bring in the exorcist?
You know, Melania Trump brought in an exorcist before her and Donald moved into the White House after the Barack Obama administration.
Do you think they're going to be bringing in an exorcist again after this administration?
Do you think they'll be sending in the drug dogs to make sure all of the Biden cocaine baggies are out of the White House?