Any moment now, Joe Biden is gonna be delivering his farewell address to the American people, the worst president in the history of the country, the worst administration in the history of the country, Joe Biden to give his farewell address.
We are moments away from the Oval Office.
We'll let the audience get caught up here.
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Big Doc does it and it called a racist.
We the people, let's go, man, and we the people, let's go, man, and we the people, we the people.
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Fuck Facebook!
Fuck Twitter too.
And the main street media.
Fuck you two.
Two.
Yeah, you both.
Inflation suffered.
Like the minimum wage, so it's all the same.
We need a dancing change.
We need a dancing change.
You piece of shit.
I don't see color.
Black lives, man.
Oh, shit, motherfucker.
Oh, shit, motherfucker.
But we gotta keep fighting for the right to be free.
And every human being doesn't have to agree.
We all bleed red, brother.
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It is now seven o'clock.
I'm gonna go see how will Joe Biden be on time.
I doubt it.
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Will Joe Biden be on time?
He is now officially one minute late.
To nobody's surprise.
Can Joe Biden had they already recorded this?
The last time the last time they did an Oval Office address, it was pre-taped, at least that's what people believed.
That it was pre-taped, that it wasn't live.
And most people suspect Joe Biden can barely even talk these days, so putting him live would be too big of a risk.
Especially with the importance of this, the final address, you'd think probably wouldn't want to risk it by making him live tonight.
Probably wouldn't want to do it.
Oh here we go.
Our fellow Americans.
Before I begin, let me speak to important news from earlier today.
After eight months of non-stop negotiation, my administration, by my administration, a ceasefire, and a hostage deal has been reached by Israel and Hamas.
The elements of which I laid out in great detail in May of this year.
This plan was developed and negotiated by my team and will be largely implemented by the incoming administration.
That's why I told my team to keep the incoming administration fully informed, because that's how it should be, working together as Americans.
This will be my final address to you from the American people from the Oval Office from this desk as president.
And I've been thinking a lot about who we are, and maybe more importantly, who we should be.
Long ago in New York Harbor, an iron worker installed beam after beam, day after day.
He was joined by steel workers, Donald Trump.
Engineers.
They built not just a single structure, but a beacon of freedom.
The very idea of America was so big, we felt the entire world needed to see.
The Statute of Liberty, a gift from France after our civil war.
Like the very idea of America, it was built not by one person but by many people from every background.
What's wrong with this guy?
From around the world.
What's wrong with this mouth?
Like America, the Statue of Liberty is not standing still.
Her foot literally steps forward atop a broken chain of human bondage.
She's on the march and she literally moves.
She was built to sway back and forth to withstand the fury of stormy weather.
To stand the test of time because storms are always coming.
She sways a few inches, but she never falls into the current below.
An engineering marvel.
The Statue of Liberty is also an enduring symbol of the soul of our nation.
A soul shaped by forces that bring us together and by forces that pull us apart.
And yet, through good times and tough times, we've withstood it all.
A nation of pioneers and explorers, of dreamers and doers, of ancestors native to this land, of ancestors who came by force, a nation of immigrants came to build a better life.
A nation holding the torch of the most powerful idea ever in the history of the world.
That all of us, all of us are created equal, that all of us deserve to be treated with dignity, justice, and fairness, that democracy must defend and be defined and be imposed, moved in every way possible.
Imposed?
Our rights, our freedoms, our dreams.
Did he mean to say that?
But we know the idea of America, our institution, our people, our values that uphold it, are constantly being tested.
Ongoing debates about power and the exercise of power.
But whether we lead by the example of our power or the power of our example, whether we show the courage to stand up to the abuse of power, or we yield to it.
After 50 years at the center of all of this, I know that believing in the idea of America means respecting the institutions govern a free society.
The presidency, the Congress, the courts, a free and independent press.
Institutions that are rooted, not they just about not reflect the timeless words, but they real the words of the Declaration of Independence.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, rooted in the timeless words of the Constitution.
We the people, our system of separation of powers, checks and balances.
It may not be perfect, but it's maintained our democracy for nearly 250 years, longer than any other nation in history that's ever tried.
So it's not a democracy.
In the past four years, democracy is not held strong.
Democracy is not mentioned once in the Constitution.
Through one of the toughest periods in our nation's history.
It's been the honor of my life to see the resilience of a sense of workers getting this through once in a century pandemic.
The heroism of service members and the first responders keeping us Safe.
The determination of advocates standing up for our rights and our freedoms instead of losing their jobs to an economic crisis that we inherited.
People lost their jobs because of his vaccine mandate.
People went to prison because of his political persecution.
So this is just creating new businesses and industries.
Total bullshit.
Hiring American workers, using American products.
He did nothing.
We've launched a new era of American possibilities.
One of the greatest modernizations of infrastructure in our entire history, from new roads, bridges, clean water, affordable high-speed internet for every American.
They didn't build a single cable for internet.
They didn't lay a single cable in that Internet deal.
Not one.
And now is bringing those chip factories and those jobs back to America where they belong, creating thousands of jobs.
Finally giving Medicare the power to negotiate lower prescription drug prices for millions of seniors.
And finally doing something to protect our children and our families by passing the most significant gun safety law in 30 years.
Oh, geez.
And bringing violent crime to a 50-year low, meeting our sacred obligation to over one million veterans so far were exposed to toxic materials and to their families, providing medical care and education benefits and more for their families.
You know, it will take time to feel the full impact of all we've done together.
But the seeds are planted, and they'll grow and they'll bloom for decades to come.
At home, we've created nearly 17 million new jobs more than any other single administration, a single term.
More people have health care than ever before.
And overseas we've strengthened NATO.
Ukraine is still free.
And we've pulled ahead of our competition with China.
And so much more.
I'm so proud of how much we've accomplished together for the American people.
And I wish the incoming administration success because I want America to succeed.
That's why I've upheld my duty to ensure a peaceful and orderly transition of power, to ensure we lead by the power of our example.
I have no doubt that America's in a position to continue to succeed.
That's why my farewell address tonight.
So you lied about Trump, okay.
This is a dangerous concentration, and that's a dangerous concentration of power in the hands of a very few ultra-wealthy people.
Oh my gosh.
This is this is Dwight Eisenhower's speech.
Today, an oligarchy is taking shape in America of extreme wealth, power, and influence that literally threatens our entire democracy, our basic rights and freedoms, and a fair shot for everyone to get ahead.
We see the consequences all across America.
And we've seen it before.
More than a century ago, but the American people stood up to the robber barons back then and busted the trusts.
They didn't punish the wealthy.
He's stealing Eisenhower's speech.
Everybody else had to.
Workers won't be able to do that.
The same oligarchs, the Bushes, the Clintons, the Bidens that have been in politics forever.
going to lecture us like that's trump coming in on a path to building the largest middle class the most prosperous century any nation in the world has ever seen This is ridiculous.
We've got to do that again.
In the last four years, that is exactly what we've done.
People should be able to make as much as they can, but pay, play by the same rules, pay their fair share of taxes.
So much is at stake.
Right now, this is ridiculous.
Oh, here we go.
Here we go.
Just look across the country.
From California to North Carolina.
That's why I signed the most significant climate and clean energy law ever.
Here we go in the history of the world and the rest of the world's work.
Yeah, how's that going now?
It's working.
Oh, okay.
Creating jobs.
So it's working even though the cities are burning and they're drowning in water.
Okay.
But it's working.
And growing the economy.
This is crazy.
The powerful forces want to wield their unchecked influence to eliminate the steps we've taken to tackle the climate crisis to serve their own interest for power and profit?
We must not be bullied into sacrificing the future, the future of our children and our grandchildren.
Must keep pushing forward.
Oh my gosh.
Don't even get me started on what he just said.
It's also clear that American leadership in technology is an unparalleled, an unparalleled source of innovation that can transform lives.
We see the same dangers of the concentration of technology, power, and wealth.
You know, as farewell addressed President Eisenhower spoke of the dangers of the United States.
And your stealing is very well addressed.
You're stealing his address.
You warned us then about, and I quote, "the potential for the disastrous rise "of misplaced power," end of quote.
You are the misplaced power.
Six decades later.
I'm equally concerned about the pen potential rise.
No, you are the Russia of a tech industrial complex that could pose real dangers for our country as well.
So now they're trying to obfuscate the military industrial complex and place it on Donald Trump and Elon Musk.
What a joke.
Enabled in the abuse of power.
The free press is crumbling.
Free press is crumbling.
This guy's administration censored people.
Oh my god.
For power and for profit.
This is horrible.
This is horrible.
To protect our children, our families, and our very democracy.
This is just horrible.
Meanwhile, artificial intelligence is the most consequential technology of our time, perhaps of all time.
Nothing offers more profound possibilities and risk for our economy and our security, our society.
For humanity.
Artificial intelligence even has the potential to help us answer my call to end cancer as we know it.
You promised you would.
But unless safeguards are in place.
He promised he would end cancer.
AI could spawn new threats to our rights, our way of life, to our privacy, how we work and how we protect our nation.
We must make sure AI is safe and trustworthy and good for all humankind.
In the age of AI, it's more important than ever.
Starting to try people must govern.
And as the land of liberty, America, not China, must lead the world in the development of AI.
This guy's bought and paid for by China.
You know, in the years ahead, it'll help to be.
It's going to be up to the president, the presidency, the Congress, the courts, the free press, and the American people to confront these powerful forces.
We must reform the tax code.
Not by giving the biggest tax cuts to billionaires, but by making them begin to pay their fair share.
Oh my gosh.
We need to get dark money.
That's that funding too many campaigns.
I can't.
This is unbelievable.
We need to get it out of our politics.
We need to enact an 18-year time limit, term limit, time and term for the strongest ethnic and the strongest.
Oh, time and turn, yeah, because you can't even talk.
We need to ban members of Congress from pay from trading stock while they're in the Congress.
We need to amend the Constitution to make clear that no president, no president is immune from crimes that he or she commits while in office.
It's not absolute.
And it shouldn't be.
And in a democracy, there's another danger that the concentration of power and wealth.
It erodes a sense of unity and common purpose.
It causes distrust and division.
Participating in our democracy becomes exhausting and even disillusioning.
And people don't feel like they have a fair shot.
We have to stay engaged in the process.
I know it's frustrating.
A fair shot is what makes America America.
Everyone's entitled to a fair shot, not a guarantee, but just a fair shot, an even playing field.
Oh, really?
Going as far as your hard work and talent can take it.
That's ironic because diversity, equity, and inclusion does the opposite of that.
Remain who we are.
I've always believed liberal policies do the opposite of that.
And I've told other world leaders, America can be defined by one word possibilities.
I'm very consideration.
Only in America do we believe anything is possible.
Like a kid with a stutter from modest beginnings in Scranton, Pennsylvania.
Oh my God.
Sitting behind the this desk in the Oval Office as President of the United States.
That's the magic of America.
It's all around us.
Upstairs in the residence of the White House.
I've walked by a painting of the Statue of Liberty I don't know how many times.
In the painting, there's several workers climbing on the outstretched arm of the statue that holds the torch.
Reminds me every day I pass it of the story and soul of our nation and the power of the American people.
There's a story of a veteran.
This is a veteran, a son of an immigrant, whose job was to climb that torch and polish the amber panes so rays of light could reach out as far as possible.
He was known as the keeper of the flame.
He once said of the Statue of Liberty, quote, speaks a silent universal language, one of hope that anyone who seeks and speaks freedom can understand.
Yes, we sway back and forth to withstand the fury of the storm, to stand the test of time.
A constant struggle, constant struggle.
A short distance between peril and possibility.
What I believe is the America of our dreams is always closer than we think.
It's up to us to make our dreams come true.
Let me close.
Oh, yes.
By stating my gratitude to so many people.
Yes, please do.
To the members of my administration, as well as public service and first responders across the country and around the world.
Thank you for stepping up to serve.
To our service members and your families.
It's been the highest honor of my life to lead you as commander in chief.
And of course, to Kamala and our incredible partner, a historic vice president.
She and Doug have become like family.
And to me, family's everything.
My deepest appreciation to our amazing first lady who's with me in the Oval today.
For our entire family.
Was this recorded?
You're the love of my life and the life of my love.
What?
My eternal thanks to you, the American people.
After 50 years of public service, I give you my word.
I still believe in the idea for which this nation stands.
Nation where the strengths of our institutions and the character of our people matter and must endure.
Now it's your turn to stand guard.
May you all be the keeper of the flame.
May you keep the faith.
I love America.
You love it too.
God bless you all.
May God protect our troops.
Thank you for this great honor.
wow Yeah, he's flatlining.
So that's Joe Biden trying to sound presidential.
That's Joe Biden trying to give a historic speech on his way out.
What was it?
About 15 minutes?
I think he lasted about 15 minutes.
So it didn't really work.
He stole some of it from the Eisenhower speech and then referenced the Eisenhower speech.
Well, thank God that's the last we have to hear from him.
Probably was live.
I don't know.
After uh after after seeing the close there.
When the uh cheering and the flatlining, probably was live.
They wouldn't, if it was recorded, they probably would have not had that in there.
But I mean, that was just incredible.
So much, so much deceit.
So much propaganda and plagiarism.
But I guess that's really that is the Joe Biden legacy, isn't it?
He's known for plagiarizing.
He's known for deceit.
He's known for propaganda.
He's known as a corrupt politician.
So I mean, you know, it fits the bill.
A couple other things because we were responding in real time.
You know, this is very important.
As they're lying about the Los Angeles wildfires, and they continue to lie about climate change.
He says we have to think about the future, the future of our children, our grandchildren.
This is very important.
They are betting the entire future on their climate change agenda, which we know is a farce because they're just it's all about a redistribution of wealth and power.
And they want to have the concept that you existing on this planet, you need to pay just to exist.
You're stealing the world's resources.
You're stealing the air, you're stealing the land, you're stealing the food, and so you have to have an inherent tax just to exist.
It's an existence tax.
And they just say it's climate change, it's carbon, it's whatever.
And then they want to bet the entire future on this.
Every single prediction that they've made about climate change has been proven wrong.
Proven.
That's not a debate.
That's proven.
In the 70s, it was global freezing.
In the 80s, it was acid rain.
In the 90s, it was the ozone.
In the 2000s, it was global warming.
2010s, it's climate change.
And none of their predictions have come true.
Go watch all their documentaries since the 70s on climate change or the different buzzwords they've used.
Not a single prediction they have made has come true.
And they want us to bet our entire future on this concept.
They want us to bet our entire future on something that has been provenly wrong.
Think about that.
Would you bet your house?
Would you bet your family?
Would you bet your life savings on a bet that somebody advised you to take that has never won a bet in their life?
If you had a friend that has never won a bet in their life, if you had a friend that is a sports ambling, sports gambling addict and has never won a single sports bet, would you take his sporting bet advice?
No.
And that's what that's what these freaks are telling us to do.
And then he's going to talk about a world of lies and you know fact checkers.
I mean, that's them.
They're the liars.
Another one that I'm sick of the rich don't pay their fair share.
The rich pay 90% of the taxes.
So what is the fair share?
The rich pay 90% of taxes in this country.
What is a fair share?
And notice that their logic to tariffs and taxes is not consistent.
They claim Trump's tariffs are going to raise prices on the consumer.
Saying if you tax these goods, if you tax these countries, then the consumer is going to bear the brunt of that because costs are going to go up.
Okay.
So let's follow that logic.
If you raise taxes on corporations, and if you raise taxes on rich people, then the same logic should apply.
The consumer price is going to go up.
And that's exactly what happens.
That's exactly what happens.
So the difference is there is a solution to the tariff problem.
There isn't a solution to the tax problem.
When you raise taxes on Americans, that's the bottom line, the prices go up.
Period.
You pay more in taxes, you pay more for consumer goods.
Period.
That's all that does.
Nobody gets a lower price.
Doesn't matter who's paying their fair Share.
Prices go up for everybody.
And that's the same logic.
They understand it when it applies to Trump's tariffs, but not their own taxes.
There is a solution to the tariffs.
If they start tariffing, let's say avocados, let's say the price of avocados goes up.
Let's say the price of avocados doubles because of Trump's tariffs.
Well, guess what the solution is?
We grow our own avocados.
The price of a computer, the price of a TV, the price of a car.
It's all going up because of the tariffs.
Well, guess what?
We build our own computers.
We build our own cars.
And that's the idea.
That's the idea.
But that was just sad.
That was just pathetic.
That was an embarrassment.
But what do you expect from the uh what's wrong with his chin?
I mean, whatever.
He's like 89 years old now, so he just he looks like it.
He looks horrible.
Horrible presentation, plagiarism in his speech, lies, deceit, propaganda on the way out.
He pretended like, oh, you know, we're rooting for Trump, and then the rest of it, he went on to basically bash Trump and Musk.
I mean, that's really what it was about, bashing Trump and Musk in the final five minutes there.
He didn't want to say their names, but that's who it was.
Come on, we know.
Oh, Biden's gonna threaten us about oligarchies and centralized power.
That's everything this administration represented.
All the political oligarchies, all the centralized political power was all against Donald Trump and all in for Biden.
Just like they were for Hillary Clinton.
And then he's gonna sit here and warn us and lecture us about the very people that back him.
Give me a break.
Give me a break.
So it was about a 15-minute farewell speech.
At least some of it was plagiarized from Eisenhower's speech.
Then he just lied and attacked Trump and Musk.
Then he just lied and deceived and pushed political propaganda.
It's too bad.
It's too bad.
And there were parts of it that you could maybe extract and say, okay, there's a presidential message there.
There's a farewell message there.
He's going to go out with some class, but he just couldn't do it.
Or his speechwriters wouldn't let him.
So he just couldn't do it.
He could have boiled that thing down to five minutes and just made it truly pro-America, pro we the people, but he just couldn't do it.
And nobody's surprised.
But there you go.
That's it, folks.
That's it for Joe Biden.
The worst president in the history of the United States of America.
Do you think Melania is going to bring in the exorcist?
You know, Melania Trump brought in an exorcist before her and Donald moved into the White House after the Barack Obama administration.
Do you think they're going to be bringing in an exorcist again after this administration?
Do you think they'll be sending in the drug dogs to make sure all of the Biden cocaine baggies are out of the White House?