Owen Shroyer dissects Donald Trump’s claims that Joe Biden’s cognitive decline and border policies—like 10.8M unvetted migrants from terror-linked nations—make him the "worst president ever," while questioning alleged Democrat blackmail, including Hunter and Jill Biden’s influence. He contrasts Israel’s Gaza restrictions with Holocaust denial accusations, ties Epstein to Mossad, and mocks Biden globally before pivoting to sports nostalgia and merchandise. The episode blends conspiracy theories, political attacks, and childhood memories, framing Biden’s presidency as a national crisis driven by family and media collusion. [Automatically generated summary]
Since before the 2020 election, on radio and TV, I have chronicled the fact that Joe looked weak and frail and that he was a cognitive mess long before the election in 2020.
The media, I call them state-run media, Democrats, they're all acting shocked like this just came out of nowhere.
Is this one incident or is it, you know, is this something permanent?
I'm like, did they not notice the guy can't give a press conference?
Did they not notice that he doesn't use the big boy stares getting on Air Force One?
Did they not notice the plan to surround him as he walks to and from Marine One?
That he wouldn't do a Super Bowl interview, a layup interview for any president, really.
What part of his cognitive decline do you think they missed, or did they purposely cover for him, in your view?
Well, we prepared for him, but I don't think it's going to matter.
We had a great four years.
Our border was the strongest ever.
Our economy pre-COVID was incredible, the best ever.
But then when we got hit with the gift from China, the gyna virus, that came in and we did a fantastic job.
And we got it back where the stock market was actually higher to just prior to COVID coming in.
So, I mean, we've done a job.
The military, we defeated ISIS, took out the worst terrorists in the world and defeated ISIS.
That was a big thing.
I was told it would take five years and it took us a couple of months.
The military is fantastic.
By the way, the military is not woke.
The people at top are woke, but the military is never going to be woke.
Those are incredible people.
What they did for me in the fight on ISIS.
And then we had no wars.
I mean, I had no wars.
We're heading into World War III, in my opinion, with this man semi-running things, because he's not running things.
The people that surround the Oval Office, the people that surround the resolute desk, the beautiful resolute desk, they're really running things in Washington, I suspect, and it's very bad.
He got them into the warfare and lawfare, many different terms you can use, but basically going after your political opponent, using the Justice Department, using local DAs, using local attorney generals, going after your political opponent.
Nobody's ever seen anything like that.
And, you know, there are those, I just read an article that it's been a positive for me, but it's not a positive.
It's very unfair.
It's fighting an unfair battle.
But he's the one that got us into that.
And all these lawsuits you see and everything else, that's all Biden inspired, meaning Biden people inspired.
And it's, you know, very sad.
I think it's a very sad time for our country.
We're not respected anywhere in the world.
He's not respected.
And our country's in very serious trouble.
And I'll tell you what, if we're not careful, we're going to be right in the middle of World War III.
And that will be a war like nobody's seen before because of the weaponry.
The weaponry is a whole lot different than two army tanks going up against each other.
This is a whole different world.
And we don't have somebody that can properly represent us.
I think they are very concerned about the vote if it's not her.
They are very, very, I mean, they're gun shy.
They don't want to do it any other way.
I've actually come to believe that's what they're going to do.
I think she's an ineffective person.
She was in charge of the border.
She's never been there.
She didn't do a good job, and she hasn't done a job on a lot of things.
But it would seem to me that from a political standpoint, that's who they're going with.
They're not even talking about alternatives.
And it seems that if he gets out for whatever reason, and I don't think he wants to get out, but if he gets out, it will be her.
Interestingly, he's got a lot of power because he's got the delegates.
You know, when you have the delegates, unless he says I'm getting out, they can't do anything to get him out.
Other than the 25th Amendment, if they want to do it in a different route, it would be the 25th Amendment.
But let's assume with not very much time left.
You know, there's not much time left, and then we can straighten out our country.
We'll make America great again, right?
But there's not a lot of time left.
But I think unless they use the 25th Amendment, which they'd use in a different sense, he has all the power.
He has the delegates.
He doesn't have to get out.
There's nothing they can do to get him out.
So he'll get the nomination, she got the nomination, and then they'll have their meeting in Chicago, which, by the way, last week, 117 people were shot and 17 people were killed.
It will be about the economy, law and order, the green agenda, America's role in the world.
One issue that pops almost at the top of every poll in the minds of Americans, well, really two.
The border and the economy.
Let's start with the border.
We have nearly 11 million unvetted Joe Biden illegal immigrants in this country from nearly 180 countries, but many from countries that have terror ties.
Countries like Iran and Syria, Egypt, Afghanistan, Venezuela, Kazakhstan, nearly 60,000 from China in just the last 18 months, tens of thousands from Russia.
And I worry that this is now a clear and present danger for the country, and that the likelihood that terrorist cells are probably already here is very high.
I don't think I'm wrong.
I pray to God that I'm wrong.
I don't believe I am.
And the media, Democrats, you know, have ignored the issue, and they've allowed it to happen.
And Biden and Kamala Harris and Maorkas have all said the border's closed and the border's secure, but they brag about ending the policies that you had in place when they got into power.
I think a preventable problem.
I'm worried about our national security like never before.
We're letting terrorists into our country at a level that we've never seen before.
Terrorists are coming in, and they're coming in, Sean, from mental institutions and insane asylums.
They're coming in from prisons and jails from all over the world, all over the world, not just South America.
They're coming in from the Congo and Africa.
They're coming in from every part of the world.
And some of these parts are rough parts of the world.
And they're pouring into our country as prisoners, as mental patients.
They're coming into our country, and they're coming in also as terrorists.
And this is poisoning our country.
And nobody should have been subjected to this.
They should never have been allowed to do this.
There's nothing good that can come of it.
And we're going to have to get these criminals.
And a lot of them are criminals and very high-level, very bad criminals.
We're going to get them out.
We're going to have the largest deportation in our history, larger than the Eisenhower deportation.
And we have no choice.
I don't want to do that.
But this man has destroyed our country.
And I say in rallies, I'm doing a big one tomorrow at Dural in Miami.
I say at rallies that you could take the 10 worst presidents in the history of our country and put them together.
They will not have done the destruction and damage as this man has done.
He's been a horrible president, the worst president, frankly, the worst president in history by far.
And by the way, Jimmy Carter is the happiest guy around because Jimmy Carter now is saying, you know, I mean, he was like a genius compared to what Biden is.
His administration was brilliant compared to the Biden administration.
And what they're doing is the illegal migrants that are pouring into our countries, many of them are staying in luxury hotels all over our country.
They're being shipped up.
You know, as we say now, every state is a border state, whether it's Idaho or Iowa or Ohio.
It doesn't make any difference.
They're all border because they're pouring through our country.
One of the stats that was incredible, I actually saw it on you first, was when it came out that we're actually flying them in.
So it's not just a question of these people coming through totally unchecked and unvetted.
They're flying tens of thousands of people into our country, migrants.
And many of these people were not people that were welcome to stay in their countries.
They're coming up here.
And when I originally said, I said they are not sending their finest.
These are people that are coming from other countries, Sean, where the president, whoever is running the country, including the dictators, they're sending them into our country.
And if you look at Venezuela, their crime is down 72%.
Their crime, think of it, down 72%, and ours is up.
And we're going to have a new form of crime because these people are just getting comfortable.
They're just getting settled in.
We're going to have a new form of crime, and it's called Biden migrant crime.
You know, it's amazing when you came down that escalator in 2015 and you said some are very good people that want a better life and then there are going to be bad people and there'll be murder and rape.
It's unfolding.
You know, look at Lake and Riley on down and young girls being raped in broad daylight.
This young girl in Texas that was killed, the mother of five.
But we'll be announcing soon, and I think everybody's going to be very happy.
The choice will be very, very good.
It's going to be a great vice president, meaning a person that can do a fantastic job as president, because you always have to think of that first, and then second, somebody that helps you get elected.
I still intend to get into what I had already planned on covering tonight, but we got about 30 minutes or so of Donald Trump on with Sean Hannity with what to me is kind of a breaking news story with the vice presidential pick.
I'll explain that in a second.
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All right.
Quickly, quickly on that vice presidential thing.
So it was sold to people by Trump's one of his big advisors, Stephen Miller, and at a Trump event coming up that the pick was going to be next week or on the 18th.
But it was sold that we would know this a month before the convention.
No, Hannity did not set him up for the dictator question again.
That's funny.
Now, Trump is basically insinuating that he might make the announcement at the RNC, but not even committing to that.
Though it did sound as if he's made his mind up on the vice president for the ticket, but that he's not going to announce it till maybe the RNC.
That's interesting.
You know, it just shows that this happens every election cycle, dealing with the vice president selection.
It's just a buildup of fake news after fake news after fake news.
So that's funny.
Were there any clues on what he just said?
I mean, Again, it's like it's not even worth reporting.
If I could take anything out from what he said, I would say maybe that sounds like he's going to go with Vivek, knowing he probably has the most populist support behind him.
But I don't want to lean into anything on this vice presidential thing because everything that comes out seems to be fake news.
So I don't know.
But here's the issue at hand: Joe Biden blackmailing Barack Obama and the Democrats.
Now, former Biden stenographer Mike McCormick was on with Alex Jones on the Alex Jones show earlier today, making waves, despite them trying to shut him down.
And this is what the former Biden stenographer had to say: something about Obama that out of his personal life that Obama had to hide.
Biden always has this saying about Obama that he told him, I want to be the last guy in the room after everybody leaves when there's a big deal to be done.
I want to be the last guy in the room with you.
That's probably when Biden told him, Okay, you're going to do this with me because I know this.
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And if you look at Biden, and what is that thing that Obama's a homosexual?
I don't know if blackmailing Barack Obama about being gay is really the move from Joe Biden.
I would imagine that there's deeper stuff, no pun intended.
I would imagine that there's political corruption, and that's really the blackmail is political corruption.
What political corruption that Joe Biden knows about from the Obama years.
But either way, maybe it's gay stuff.
Maybe it's Michelle Obama's a tranny.
Maybe it's political corruption, money laundering.
I mean, who knows?
But if you look at the recent activity, how does Joe Biden have the Cajones to basically stand there and tell the Democrats, I'm running, there's nothing you can do to stop me.
Go ahead and try.
I mean, what kind of gangsterism is that?
it is the Biden crime family after all.
So I would guess that there's a lot of blackmail going around, a lot of threats going around.
I would guess that Joe's pride wants to keep him in the race.
But perhaps more than anything, it's the Biden crime family behind him that's really pushing him.
It's his wife that loves being the first lady, loves running the White House, loves getting to pick the curtains and the tablecloths and the silverware.
It's Hunter Biden that loves gallivanting around, probably leaving bags of cocaine lying around.
They're the ones pressuring Joe Biden into staying in the race, is what it would appear to be.
You know, the Bidens hang around the White House like they own the place.
The family's always there.
Everybody is always there.
So they're really loving this ride.
They're really loving being in the White House and being the bells of the ball.
So I would say that there's definitely an element of blackmail or threats That's giving Joe Biden the chutzpah to basically tell the Democrat Party calling for him to drop out to F off.
So what does the Democrat Party do in response to that?
Because they have the power to destroy Joe Biden.
But would they destroy Joe Biden and cost themselves a presidential election?
Unlikely.
Would they destroy Joe Biden and cost themselves a Senate seat, House seats, a governor's office, a mayor's office, down ballot races?
Unlikely.
But now they're doing the measurements of what's going to harm it worse, Joe Biden or us finding a way to replace Joe Biden.
Well, the deep state has all kinds of hands up their sleeve.
They have all kinds of tricks to remove Joe Biden, no doubt.
But the Democrat Party, as a separate entity, as a political body, is totally in panic and has no idea, no idea what they're going to do.
None at all.
Now, I can't do the politics all day.
I did three hours of raw politics today on the Infowars war room.
So we're going to switch it up.
We're going to go to a little, a couple funny things here now.
We can take calls on this issue.
We can take calls on Donald Trump's call into Hannity.
We can take calls on political backmail going back and forth between Joe Biden and Barack Obama.
And really, does it stop at Barack Obama?
Does it stop after Barack Obama?
Or is there blackmail all up and down the Democrat Party that Joe Biden knows about?
My guess is there's blackmail all up and down the party.
And that's what is keeping Joe around, if that's what he truly wants.
Or he's just telling his family, if you want me to stay, I'll stay.
And then the threats go down the pipeline.
But the Democrats really are in F City, as top Democrat donor Ari Emmanuel said in a speech over this weekend.
But, you know, it's kind of hard to do an impression of Joe Biden.
I've got a couple here that I find are really good.
And this is a famous actor.
I don't know his name.
This is one of the better Biden impressions I've ever seen.
It got plenty of laughs out of me.
I had to watch it multiple times.
So how about this for a Biden impression?
It's one of the better ones I've seen.
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Hey, Dodd, do an impression of Joe Biden trying to explain the difference between tangerines and oranges.
Tangerines.
I was a kid growing up.
This is in Kentucky.
Civil War just ended.
And there was a tree.
My father planted the tree.
Tangerine tree.
Anyway, Abe Lincoln said, I'm going to cut down that cherry tree.
And I guess I guess every generation says that, but I feel like this is truly the biggest change in generations when it comes to sports.
And I'm somebody that came from sports, and it's hard to even watch it at all these days, quite frankly.
Generally speaking, the only thing, I mean, I can still watch NFL football, the game.
I don't mind watching NHL hockey, but they've ruined the game of baseball.
They've ruined the game of basketball.
Somebody in the comments, man, music videos in the comments tonight is on fire.
He's had a couple of humdingers.
Did you used to watch?
I used to call sports.
I used to be play-by-play for local sports in St. Louis, high school and college sports.
And those were fun times.
I still have a lot of those tapes saved on a computer.
Maybe I should upload those to my ex account sometime.
But I think what killed baseball, baseball used to be my favorite sport to watch and maybe even play growing up.
I think what killed baseball is you got a bunch of nerds in there that don't actually care about the game.
All they care about is numbers and TV money.
And so now the players are all prima donna.
They all have dances and neon clothes that they wear.
And now there's all these stupid rules that they made to try to change the game.
And I guess they thought it would help TV ratings or make it more fun.
It's just killed that and the attendance.
Games are too expensive to go to.
Play-by-play and color commentators are all politically correct for the most part, aside from a few classics that still remain.
So it's really sad.
It's really sad.
But I don't know.
Is that, I don't know, I did used to do play-by-play for Antifa SmackDown.
But I don't know.
I don't think that's what music videos on Rumble Rance is talking about because he says he misses when I used to call games.
I had some great calls, by the way.
I had a couple of buzzer beaters in high school and college basketball.
You want to know a wild one?
Here's one for you.
I wonder if I could find this tape.
A lot of this is on my computer, but I doubt this one is.
I called, this is insane, a state Ultimate Frisbee.
A state Ultimate Frisbee championship that ended the final second.
A guy catches the Frisbee in a diving catch, keeps his feet in bounds, like drags his feet like a football catch, keeps his feet in bounds, catches the Frisbee at the buzzer to win the state championship.
It was actually insane.
And I'm not, I wasn't really somebody that called Ultimate Frisbee.
I never even played Ultimate Frisbee.
I would just always get all the state championship games for this network.
So I was put on the schedule for that game.
A game-winning diving catch Ultimate Frisbee.
I wonder if that's somewhere on the internet these days.
I doubt it, though.
We could go back and play the music videos.
I guess you have been following me for a long time.
I started doing that when I was like 21.
No, one-handed catch.
But all right, hold on.
I got some more funnies for you.
Anybody who plays golf out there can relate to this.
A dad trying to teach his young son the game of golf, and he's learning at a young age what it's all about.
Yes, young man.
Yes, young man.
Yeah.
Yeah, I think we've all done that a couple times.
The old hand wedge.
First he goes for the foot wedge, so can't get it.
See, we don't need these man-made things like scissors.
God gave us scissors.
It's called the piranha.
We all know.
All right.
You know, I'm curious, actually.
Let me do this.
You know, I like to get nostalgic.
I do.
And I found this thread of weird memories from elementary school.
And I know that some of this stuff is definitely outdated, but I'm curious how many people can actually relate to this because almost every single one I could relate to.
Do they still make those fake wooden spoons anymore?
They're just that flat figure eight-shaped thing.
Looks like a peanut.
The ice cream cups.
Yeah, everybody remembers the ice cream cups.
What were these called, guys?
Were these called?
Was this a flute or a recorder?
Now, we did not have these in my elementary school.
We actually had these like chimes.
It was like a bell, and you'd like hit it like that, and we'd all learn how to play a song.
Yeah, these were the recorders.
It seems like everybody remembers the recorders.
My goodness.
Yeah, that was in South Park, too.
The recorder wasn't South Park.
We did not have recorders.
We had these bells that we would, everybody would have a note that they'd have to play in the song, and we'd all have to learn our note in the song in music class, but we did not have the recorders.
Wow, the recorder got the most hype in the chat.
The recorder had the most hype.
What else is this?
I never really rode the bus to school.
We'd have to ride it to sporting events, to games every once in a while in high school.
Do you guys relate to resting your head on the cold window?
I can't say I do.
Maybe I do.
I don't know.
We definitely, who remembers these?
Who remembers the multiple ink pens?
These things would break before you even got close to running out of any of the ink.
These things were the biggest piece of crap ever, but we thought they were cool because you had so many different colors that you could use.
Other than that, they were pretty much worthless.
Of course, the scented markers.
All right, everybody knows.
Everybody knows which one smelled the worst, right?
Guys, I'm thinking about it in my mind.
I'm thinking about it in my mind.
Which magic-scented marker smelled awful.
It was genuinely bad.
Let's see.
Let's see how many people are on the same page here.
No, I don't want the flavor, but everybody's on the right one.
It was the black one.
It was licorice.
And it smelled like, I mean, it smelled like poop.
Did you guys ever used to prank each other where you would try to like sneak up on somebody and make them sniff the black scented marker or like cover something in it so that it stunk?
The chocolate one wasn't bad.
The brown one wasn't bad.
The black one was the worst by far.
I don't think there was any other one that was really just bad.
I don't think there was any other marker that just smelled bad.
Yeah, it probably would be racist these days.
Do they still make these, by the way?
Do kids even use markers anymore?
What do kids do in school these days?
I don't know.
I mean, who didn't have these chairs?
Did everybody have these chairs?
Now, there's no way Lizzo could sit in one of these chairs without breaking it, but these things were sturdy.
Everybody had these chairs.
The plastic seats with the holes in the back.
Everybody had this.
Yeah, I do remember there were some weird games you could play with these.
They flip easily.
They stack.
That's what everybody they stacked.
So you could stack them all up at the end of the day.
Or some would go perfectly like on top of the desk.
And so you'd put it on top of your desk.
Everybody had these chairs.
These chairs did survive a nuclear holocaust.
That's where they made them to survive a nuclear holocaust.
You had to beat the crap out of these things.
Ah, yes.
The plastic jump rope.
Now, I think they were phasing this out by the time I got into elementary school because we did have some of the plastic jump ropes, but they started phasing these out to like that rubber one.
The easiest, most sophisticated thing you could draw when you were horrible at art.
The diamond-shaped S. You know, I would take my edges up a little higher.
I would take my edges up right about there, actually.
Or did you guys ever do the star?
You could do something similar, but it would be a star instead.
Ah, the scholastic book fair.
I was a big fan of this.
I was actually a big fan of the scholastic book fair.
Do kids still have book fairs?
Do they still read books?
Are books still cool?
Is there even a book fair anymore?
There were two types of book fairs.
There was one that would be in a, it was in a, like a bus.
It was just like a traveling deal in a bus.
It was actually associated to the local library, the local county library, and it would come like once a month, and you could check a book out, and then it would come back and you could check the book back in.
And then there was the book fair that would set up in a huge auditorium, and then you would actually buy those books.
Oh my gosh, these.
I hated these.
These were the worst.
If you got pinched under one of these things, how many people, how many girls got their hair trapped in one of these things?
Yeah, the bookmobile.
That's what it was called.
There was the bookmobile and then the book fair.
You'd get your fingers pinched.
You'd get your legs pinched.
Girls would get their hair caught up in these things.
I can't believe these things were allowed in school.
These things were worse than dodgeball.
Dodgeball should stay in the schools.
These things, I hope, are gone.
Yeah, people are talking about running their fingers over.
Trapper keepers were gone by the time I was in school.
Those were like in the 80s, I think.
Or I don't know, or they never caught on at my school.
There were never trapper keepers.
There were never trapper keepers while I was around.
Whoa, there's some other ones here.
you guys did anybody else play pogs i couldn't even What were the rules?
You like stacked them up and then you had to use your slammer to like knock them down or something.
Pogs were kind of hot, not nearly as hot as Crazy Bones.
But Crazy Bones, I don't know if that really caught on everywhere.
Pogs were pretty popular.
Oh my gosh.
These were huge.
Do you guys remember the gel pens?
And then they came out.
There were the gel rollers, and there were the milky gel rollers, and there were the multicolored ink ones.
Then there were the shiny ones.
Then there were the lightning bolt ones.
These were very popular.
Just a little nostalgia for you on a Monday night.
How many people can relate?
How many people?
How many people got hit in the face by one of these?
I was the one throwing them, not getting hit.
I was impossible to hit.
Some of y'all still have the gel pens.
Some of y'all have been hoarding those gel pens.
Oh, my gosh.
This just goes without saying anything, I think.
I don't think any description is necessary.
Did everybody have a Tamagotchi?
Were Tamagotchi's not the thing?
Yeah, some of y'all are still clinging to your gel pens.
What about your Tamagotchis?
There was the Gigi Pet, which actually was not a bad knockoff for the Tamagotchi.
It actually wasn't bad.
But the Tamagotchi was the original.
Wasn't the Gigi bet kind of considered the knockoff?
How much do you think an original Tamagotchi goes for right now on eBay?
Probably cheap.
I wouldn't be surprised if you can find these.
Dr. Cenk gave the original Tamagotchi, did you- It still worked?
Your Tamagotchi still worked?
Like your 30-year-old Tamagotchi, you gave it to your kid?
They're still selling them?
I still have some beanie babies.
People are commenting beanie babies.
I still have a couple beanie babies.
Remember, you got to give credit.
The T.Y. Beanie Babies.
This was one of the most genius things I've ever seen when it came to kids' toys.
And beanie babies were genuinely cool.
Genie babies were genuinely cool.
They were cute.
They were cuddly.
I had tons of them.
I had a really good collection.
At one point, I actually did a beanie baby sale when they were still really hot.
But like, I remember when new beanie babies would come out, I would rush over to this kind of unknown.
It was like a flea market deal, antique shop.
And for whatever reason, they sold beanie babies, but nobody thought to go buy beanie babies there.
Everybody went to the main stores.
So I would go to this antique store.
The owners were like 80 years old.
And I would get all the new beanie babies, and they would always be in stock.
And then some of them would actually increase in value, and you could trade them or sell them.
But this, the T.Y. Beanie Babies, this had to be one of the greatest.
So I think maybe next week or something, we're going to have a new Clown World t-shirt.
I think it's time for a new one.
That's the one I'm wearing tonight.
I think it's time for a new one.
Owenschroyer.store.
All right.
Little buffer there.
This is hilarious.
Piers Morgan has a panel on his show discussing the situation in Israel.
And it's funny now, Israel basically admits that, yeah, we were responsible for October 7th to some degree.
And yeah, the entire purpose was so that we could take over the Gaza Strip.
It was the whole plan all along.
And so Piers Morgan brings up to one of the rabbis on this panel how Israel won't let journalists into the Gaza Strip to document the bloodshed and the destruction.
And this rabbi, it's like his brain is broken.
Listen to what he says when Piers Morgan brings up this fact that Israel doesn't let journalists into the war zone, doesn't let people fly drones to document the destruction.
Well, I'm saying that there is a type of Israeli loyalists and the Zionists that believe Israel can do no wrong.
And maybe they even believe Jews can do no wrong.
I don't know.
I like to separate Jews from Israel as much as relevant and possible.
But, you know, that's such a psychological thing to witness there.
Nobody's talking about the Holocaust.
Israel is committing war crimes.
Israel is showing how evil it is.
Israel is showing how evil the government is.
Netanyahu is showing what his true desires in the region are.
Many Zionists are showing that they're Jewish supremacists.
This is a neutral observation by many people, including Jewish people, like the man on the far right of that panel, Aaron Mate, who's a great journalist.
And they bring up a legitimate question of why isn't Israel letting journalists film what's going on in the Gaza Strip?
So it just shows that that's where these Jewish supremacist Zionists go whenever they're caught dead to rights, either covering for the war crimes of Israel or lying about the war crimes in Israel.
And they just say, and now they can't use the October 7th narrative because it's now true that not only did the IDF stand down, they might have been directly involved in the killing in something called the Hannibal procedure.
Well, a man assumes that the kid that his wife had isn't his.
Turns out he was right, but then the story takes a crazy twist.
Listen to this.
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Have you guys heard the story about the five-year-old little girl that the husband was convinced that wasn't really his biological child because she looked nothing like them because him and his wife had blue eyes or whatever?
Anyway, the little girl's five years old.
The husband is like, I want a DNA test.
I want a DNA test.
The DNA test comes back.
It's not his kid.
And he's like, I knew it.
I knew you cheated.
I mean, the mom is like, no, I'm telling you, I've never cheated on you.
This is your child.
Like, this is our baby.
So the mom takes a DNA test.
It's not even her baby either.
It's not even her baby either.
You want to know why?
Because the child was switched at birth.
The child was switched at birth in the hospital.
Oh my God, it gets worse.
It gets worse.
It gets so much worse.
They do an investigation.
They find out that their birth child is in foster care because the little crackheads that took her home had been in trouble with the law and she'd been in foster care.
Can you imagine?
The husband was going to divorce the wife.
He literally up and filed for divorce because he was like, this child is not ours.
This child is not mine.
This is not my child.
And that poor baby, their baby, their real baby, was off in foster care because the baby was switched at birth.
I can, oh my God, like the panic just listening to the story that went into my heart.
I can't imagine.
Don't leave.
Listen, send your husband, send your mother-in-law, send your sister-in-law.
Do not let your baby out of your sight in the hospital.
And where I'm from, we have a live in a small town.
Our labor and delivery area is tiny.
There's probably like, I think where I delivered my two older boys, I think there's maybe like six rooms, six labor and delivery rooms.
I'm not joking.
And then where I gave birth to my third son at the Claremore Indian Hospital, it's tiny.
And they do kangaroo care, and the baby really never leaves your room in that hospital.
You know, there's a couple of lessons to be learned here.
And I actually, it's even worse.
Now, that story is horrific.
It turns out there's also stories where the hospitals will come back and say that, oh, your baby died.
And they'll just basically sell the baby for organs or God knows what else.
There's stories of that going on.
Hospitals, look, I'm not against, you know, when you talk about emergency surgeries and stuff like that, you know, Western medicine and hospitals are the place to go, change the game.
I mean, emergency responders, emergency room nurses, surgeons, most important people.
You hope you never need them, but if you do, they're literally lifesavers.
But man, this is a story that's not all that rare.
And there are much worse stories out there about doctors lying about babies dying and then the babies are basically sold off, pawned off.
Why?
I just sit here.
Why would you have a policy that separates the child from the mother after birth?
Why wouldn't the policy be the baby is born and immediately goes right to the mother?
Skin to skin.
It never leaves the mom's sight, never leaves the mom's hug, the mom's touch, the mom's breast, whatever it is.
Why in the hell would there be a hospital policy that is so ridiculous like that?
So I would say, I would say avoid hospitals for birth.
Either find a way to do a home birth, or if you're maybe a little too nervous for that, find a birthing center.
But I would avoid hospitals for birth.
And if you are going to use a hospital, make sure you're already very staunch on not putting any vaccines in it.
Not putting any vaccines into your child.
And make sure you're very staunch on the kangaroo care as well.
Meaning, baby never leaves mother's side.
I can't believe anybody would do it any differently, quite frankly.
All right.
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Like, and I just always thought that they were real creepy or whatever.
But as a matter of fact, my parents had got me one for my birthday one year because they thought that I would, you know, like it because it was like, you know, the big rage and everything.
They were able to come buy one.
And I remember as a kid, I was like half scared of the thing because then it would like start talking.
And like, I think it like had its own language or something.
It would like chirp or something like that.
And, but yeah, there were so many fun memories back in like, you know, like when we were kids and that, that, um, you know, then you were talking about sports and things like that.
And, you know, like, like I've heard parents, you know, get their kids' tablets and stuff like that.
You know, I couldn't imagine, you know, like I remember as a kid, you know, like it was like the like, like now it's almost like that technology isn't even cool.
Like I remember when my dad got his first cell phone, it was like, I was maybe like 10 and it was like the big brick and it had like a, like a, like a cover that like slipped on and you pulled the antenna off.
It was like the coolest thing ever.
Now it's like, there's nothing cool about any of this stuff now.
Well, obviously, the Cardinals were a lot better than the Pirates, but like the Pirate Games, for $8, you could get the bleacher seats with all you could eat hot dogs and all you could drink pop.
And it was like a kid's dream.
You just make a pig out of yourself at the stadium.
You know what I mean?
With all you could eat hot dogs and pop.
But for $8, like that wouldn't even buy you like half a hot dog or something at today's stadium.