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This is your award-winning Kimonation Media Assassination Episode 1796.
This is no agenda.
Celebrating the summer of psychosis and broadcasting live from the heart of the Texas Hill Country here in FEMA, region number six.
In the morning, everybody, I'm Adam Curry.
And from Northern Silicon Valley, where we're watching the corrupt U.S. Senate grill Senator Kennedy.
I'm John C. Dvorak.
It's Craig Bottom Bookskill in the morning.
It was hard to take my eyes off it this morning.
It wasn't Senator.
I said Senator Kennedy.
That was a mistake.
Yeah, it's okay.
But it was hard.
Bobby Kennedy.
It was hard to take my eyes off it.
It was so.
R.F.K. Jr., I made a mistake again.
Yeah.
Okay, that guy.
That guy who talked like that.
It was amazing.
I was able to pull a couple clips.
Did you see the, do you get the Warren stuff?
No, no, no, no.
I didn't.
I didn't.
I started off with Wyden.
No.
Oh, see, I came in later and I caught Warren and Bernie.
And Warren, she's the worst.
He calls her off for collecting $800,000 in cash from the pharma.
And as soon as she's done grilling him, basically just yelling at him, she gets up and leaves.
Oh, really?
Oh, I mean, again, it's like these things happen on a show day and you can only do so much.
Yeah.
But I did get some of it, which was just outstanding.
But this is all, this is big pharma.
They were ready.
And man, do they control a lot of people?
Holy moly.
Yeah, and they're very identifiable.
I mean, yes, very identifiable.
But it kind of started early in this week.
We had to start ramping everybody up because Robert F. Kennedy Jr., he hates children.
He wants them to die.
He's anti-vax.
He's anti-health.
He's just going to ruin your life every which way.
And of course, the poor director of the CDC, you know, she didn't rubber stamp everything he wanted about his vaccine policies.
So she got fired.
By the way, just I just, you have a flow going.
I'm sorry I'm interrupting, but with Warren, she chewed him out for firing her.
And he said, he said something that I didn't hear before.
He said that after she was in for a couple of weeks, he simply asked her because she wasn't going along with anything.
He said, can I trust you?
And she said, no.
Wow.
No, I hadn't heard that.
And then Warren says, she said, no, you can't trust me.
And then Kennedy comes back and says, no, she didn't say that.
She just said no.
Wow.
And then he's, and then she jumps all over him for this.
You're calling her a liar.
She didn't tell us that.
And he says, yeah, she's a liar.
And he didn't say that quite, but then he said, the funny thing about you, Senator, is that you're the one that voted against her and thought she was no good to begin with.
Now, what are you defending her for?
She's a piece of work.
See how, so back to the flow.
Because this was all a setup.
We knew that everyone knew the big pharma is, I mean, man, they run television.
They really do.
It's amazing.
They run so many representatives.
And I'm not saying that these people don't actually believe what their favorite lobbyist tells them.
No, but I think in most cases they don't.
So we had to start off with a revolt from inside.
More than 1,000 current and former employees of the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services are calling for the resignation of Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
In a letter sent to Kennedy in Congress, they say the secretary's leadership has, quote, put the health of all Americans at risk.
At risk.
This follows the Trump administration's ousting of recently confirmed CDC director, Dr. Susan Menares.
Kennedy is scheduled to testify before the Senate Committee on Finance tomorrow morning.
The hearing is focused on the president's 2026 healthcare agenda.
Okay, so we had to ramp it up.
We had to get ready for everything.
So we got to bring out some people on the morning shows.
This is all before today.
We got to get it all set up.
Now, if you really want to scare people and you want someone of great authority to come on your CBS morning show, who would you invite?
Well, Hotez wouldn't do the trick.
No, no, he's a sloth.
Who would you do to scare somebody?
Who did it last time?
Who?
Who started the scare last time?
Like before COVID?
Who?
Who?
Yes.
Hu Win Lang.
Exactly.
You got it right.
No.
Osterholm.
Oh, that guy.
Oh, yeah.
That's the last name that comes to mind when you start asking me questions.
He is the guy who went on Rogan.
He's a horrible person.
Just before I went on Rogan.
He was on one day before.
The much, much repeated Rogan story.
Yes.
This is a good one.
I met him in the hallway and I went, oh, that guy's creepy.
So wouldn't you know it?
He has a book out, coincidentally, and they also...
One book.
Well, don't worry, it's coming.
And they also have a new name for him.
Renowned disease detective, Dr. Michael Osterholm.
I knew it.
I knew I'd get you.
Renowned disease detective.
When did that happen?
When did he become a renowned disease detective?
Does he go to Africa with a magnifying glass and look for disease?
What is he doing here?
As of yesterday, he is the renowned disease detective.
Renowned disease detective, Dr. Michael Osterholm.
Who's network is this?
CBS.
It sounds like CBS.
CBS Mornings, baby.
And by the way, completely scripted.
They were reading off their, especially the black guy.
What's his name?
You don't know his name either.
They got a young, handsome black guy in there.
Yeah, he's a good looking guy.
And he's right.
You know, we can say that.
No, Homo.
It was a good-looking guy.
He's a good-looking guy.
He's a good-looking guy.
And he's a good-looking guy, but he, and he's so, he's, I mean, shoot, man.
I used to do this.
You know, you, you look at the paper, the question is scripted, and you, and you just kind of ask your way through it and try to make it your own.
But it's so obvious.
You'll hear it.
You'll hear it when we get there.
And at the forefront of countering some of the biggest global health threats from COVID-19 and measles to SARS and swine flu.
And now he has a fresh book with a fresh warning.
The book is called The Big One, How We Must Prepare for Future Deadly Pandemics.
It's the big one.
Wait, it's the big one.
Ulster Holme imagines a coronavirus-like virus emerging.
This time, though, more deadly, more deadly, more contacted.
Major Michael Alsterholm joins us.
Now, Doctor, thank you very much for being here.
He's saying we interviewed you on Zoom and stuff throughout the pandemic.
Never seen you in person.
So welcome.
This is a scary book because it imagines a very scary book.
John, it's a scary book.
I need to read this book.
I need to be scared.
It's a scary book because it imagines a very scary scenario in which a lot of people get sick and die.
How likely is that scenario?
Well, what could the answer be?
How likely?
It's going to be very likely.
I think highly likely.
It's very likely.
Very likely.
Example, one of the premises of this scenario is that the virus is, which is a coronavirus like COVID was, actually is as infectious as SARS-CoV-2 or COVID was, which was highly infectious, but it didn't have the ability to kill like the Middle Eastern Respiratory Center or MERS or SARS did.
That was a virus that killed 15 to 35% of the people, but was not very infectious.
This virus is a combination of the two.
Highly infectious.
It's very interesting what he says here before he got to the combination.
He said MERS was very lethal, but it killed 35% of the people.
And that makes it sound like, wow, 35% of all people in the Middle East died of this virus, but it's not very infectious.
So it was probably a low number.
Do you remember what the MERS death count was?
No, I do not remember what the MERS death count was.
It wasn't that high.
It wasn't high.
But anyway, we could.
It was considered.
Yeah, but just so you know.
But so was COVID-19 when it first came out.
It was they had this, they were throwing around these same numbers.
Yeah.
Well, now it's even.
These things were designed in the lab.
If you recall back in the day when we first started discussing this and we got on to it early because of the French guy, the Nobel Prize winning, a French guy who everyone considers a crackpot.
He must be dead by now.
Isn't he dead?
Where is he?
No, I doubt it.
He's gone.
He's dead to the public.
Dead to the public.
So he said that it's obviously a lab creation and it will devolve rather quickly because they always do into its original form, which is like, you know, more or less a common cold.
And it started devolving right away.
And so once that you saw that, these other things, you know, everything is just so scripted.
It's almost.
Oh, yeah.
Well, so now the script calls for a combo, a combo of very deadly, very contagious.
And you'll never guess how this combo happened, where this took place.
It's baffling.
Trussaris did.
That was a virus that killed 15 to 35% of the people, but was not very infectious.
This virus is a combination of the two.
Highly infectious and can kill.
By the way, he's talking in the present tense.
So a minute ago, it was, well, it's highly likely this happens.
And now he's saying this virus, does he already have the virus?
Does he know about the virus?
Yeah, it's already probably been developed.
He's already gotten his vial in his pocket.
Sample kit.
This virus is a combination of the two.
Highly infectious and can kill.
And we've actually now discovered these very viruses and bats in China, in the caves, just in the last six to 12 months.
So the possibility of this happening is not some remote maybe.
There's a real likelihood it could happen.
So just so you know, that's already here.
It's in the bats in China in the caves because our disease detective has probably gone there, but it's crazy.
Can we kill the bats?
Will the bats die?
What about the bats?
I didn't realize he's a disease detective.
Can he tell us, are they going to ask him where SARS-CoV- or were COVID-19, what animal they actually found it in it?
Because at some point it had to be coming from an animal, according to him.
So did his detective work just define, was it a pangolin after all, or was it a bat?
It's the wet market.
Was it the wet market?
The wet market.
It's a bat.
But what was the animal?
What was it?
Did they find it?
Did they find it in the wild?
Did we kill the bats?
Bats, ironically, carry a number of infectious diseases that don't kill them.
Everything from rabies to you name it.
So that's not a good indication.
The indication is when the people start dying.
But when we find the oh, so it hasn't made the jumps.
It hasn't made the jump yet.
It hasn't made the jump yet.
Oh, it hasn't made the jump yet like it did last time, like the jump.
It made the jump at the wet market from the bat to the people who ate the bats.
It hasn't made the jump yet.
Remember your history?
But today, in this world of 8 billion people interacting so closely together on planes flying around the world, taking down jungles, all these kinds of things, the interaction.
Taking down what?
Taking down jungles.
Is that what he said?
Yes, he said, taking down jungles.
I'm not sure.
What is taking down jungles refer to?
I think he means that they're going into the jungle and on safari or something.
Rich white women love to go on safari taking down jungles.
Taking down jungles, all these kinds of things.
The interaction is so high that it really gives the virus an advantage.
The virus, it's nil love one, love 10 for virus.
Virus, love 10.
People love.
This book is so coincidental.
So what needs fixing the most to prepare us for what you call the big one?
Well, you know, when I wrote this book with my co-author Mark Olshicker, I had no idea we'd be in the place we are today in this country.
No idea.
We had no idea.
I wrote this book, and it just happens to come out now while Kennedy's about to get grilled.
I had no idea.
It's completely coincidental.
Spoke with my co-author Mark Olscheker.
I had no idea we'd be in the place we are today in this country.
We're in free fall.
Free fall.
Basically, we're in free fall, I tell you.
At this point, we have a public health system that's being destroyed overnight.
And it's one that...
Okay, so you see, this is why he's here.
He's here to discredit RFK Jr.
This was a 10-minute interview.
I only got three clips.
It's so coincidental that I have to come here and talk about my book as the disease doctor.
One day, before the disease detective.
I'm sorry, disease.
He's the diseased detective.
To come one day before the hearing, it's just a coincidence.
I had no idea that this book, the big one, it's all coming true.
I'm, in fact, the prophet.
And we're in free fall, don't we?
We're in free fall.
The healthcare system is being destroyed before our very eyes, just before the big one before it jumps from the bats of the people.
Basically, at this point, we have a public health system that's being destroyed overnight.
Overnight.
And it's one that rather than believing in science and all that it's accomplished over the last hundreds of years, we're now talking about magic smoke and mirrors.
Magic smoke and mirrors.
Who's talking about magic smoke and mirrors?
RFK Jr.
He's nothing more than that.
What's an example?
Oh, please.
Why are you asking these questions when you know they will never be asked nor answered?
And the inability to deal with things now also impacts our ability to plan for the future.
For example, the vaccines that we need for future pandemics were just basically taken off the shelf by this administration.
No, basically.
They were taken off the shelf, basically.
No.
No, this is propagating the lie of access.
This is absolutely not true.
Which is largely what Elizabeth Warren got into.
Yeah.
But this is all about Pfizer and Moderna.
That's all that this is about.
And Biontech and whoever else is in this game.
It's all about MRNA, M-R-N-A.
That's the whole, forget anything that RFK juniors do.
is doing.
This is all about mRNA vaccine because this was the plan.
I totally agree.
It was, this is the thing.
This is our platform.
It's 3.0 technology.
We don't have it.
They're defending it like maniacs.
Correct.
We're just basically taken off the shelf by this administration.
It said, we're not going to fund the mRNA vaccine technology anymore.
Things that have no basis.
Another lie.
We're not going to fund the mRNA technology anymore.
No, there was 50 grants, I think, that are no longer being funded, but I would say...
They can fund it.
Why doesn't Pfizer fund it?
Why doesn't Moderna fund it?
Everyone's making all the money.
Yes, this is correct.
Never mind.
Why did I even say that?
Because I know that the CBS journalists are going to ask that exact question.
By this administration, they said we're not going to fund the mRNA vaccine technology anymore.
Things that have no basis in terms of science, at least.
And so I'm very worried that we're not prepared for today, let alone for tomorrow.
We're not prepared for tomorrow when the big one comes.
So this, I mean, NPR was in on this game, everybody, but it is only about the COVID vaccine at this point.
This is the one point they've got.
They're going to stick to it.
Let's go to, I got a couple clips from the hearing from this morning, and I literally sat down, threw on the live stream, hit record, and I got the opening of Senator Wyden.
And wow.
I mean, just wow.
Instead of finding ways to help American families pay less for health care, Robert Kennedy is focused on his anti-vaccine mission, fueled by some kind of complex that the consequences be damned.
Amid this litany of corruption and chaos, the one point I have to underline is Robert Kennedy puts children in harm's way every single day in America.
Children, think of the children.
My Republican colleagues, I must ask, what line must Robert Kennedy cross before some of you will also join this alarm?
This weekend, under the cover of darkness, Robert Kennedy attempted to disappear.
Under the cover of the cover of discarded darkness, Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
was walking around dark clothing in a cat suit.
Under the cover of darkness, I'm going to take care of this right now.
This weekend, under the cover of darkness, Robert Kennedy attempted to disappear.
Hundreds of children under his care at Office of Refugee Resettlement.
He tried to disappear children.
This guy is horrible.
These children here without parents or family were rounded up in the middle of the night and put on planes to Guatemala.
Lawyers on the ground described unthinkable doing.
All Kennedy.
Yeah, wait, because he's going to.
This is ridiculous.
That's what's so great about it.
Because, I mean, come on.
We all know if you really want to get to American's heart, you got to go for pets.
You got to go for old people.
Gays.
That helps.
And somebody please think of the children.
Got to think of the children, man.
This weekend, under the cover of darkness, Robert Kennedy attempted to disappear.
Hundreds of children under his care at Office of Refugee Resettlement Facilities.
These children here without parents or family were rounded up in the middle of the night and put on planes to Guatemala.
Lawyers on the ground described.
Well, no, listen.
Just listen.
He'll explain it because this was a real conversation, man.
Unthinkable scenes.
Our staff, some who are here today, were party to this in the middle of the night.
And one child said to their lawyer, why do they want to send me back?
My mom is dead, and my dad abuses me.
Why do they want to hurt me?
This was an actual conversation.
I think I need some audio tape recording of this actual conversation, but I like it.
These actions were illegal.
Documents show that many of these children were in the country.
This is not enough.
Come on, Wyden.
Hold on a second.
I got to.
Listen, Wyden, you got to step it up a little bit on RFK Jr.
being dangerous for children.
Can you do that for me, please?
To escape trafficking in their homeland.
Do better.
Mr. Kennedy calls himself a protector of children.
Some kind of rich claim, claiming from somebody who's flown on Jeffrey Epstein's private jet on multiple occasions.
Excellent.
Well done.
Bring in Epstein.
Perfect.
Because, you know, obviously, RFK is a kiddie fiddler.
That's obvious.
It's so obvious.
It's so obvious.
Well, then why does he want to ship the kids out of the country?
That makes no sense.
So there's ill logic involved.
It was.
That's right.
Wouldn't you want to keep him for himself under the cover of darkness in his basement?
Yeah, keep him at the house.
Keep him at the house.
Yes, thank you.
Thank you for that fallacy in Senator Wyden's logic.
So now I will play an edited version of RFK Jr.'s opening statement.
What I edited out is Medea Benjamin jumping up and down, screaming about something which no one heard.
I mean, she is so for hire, that lady.
We should hire her to just jump up in some hearing and go, No agenda is the best podcast in the universe.
You all know it, people.
I'm telling you, I wonder how much it costs to get that done.
Probably not as much as you think.
Let me start with the big picture.
Under President Trump's leadership, we at HHS are enacting a once-in-a-generation shift from a sick care system to a true healthcare system that tackles the root causes of chronic disease.
Chronic diseases reach crisis proportions in our country.
And finally, we have an administration that is taking action.
The Maha Report assessment, which the White House released in May, was the first government analysis of the key drivers of childhood chronic disease.
Ultra-processed foods, chemical exposures, physical inactivity, and over-medicalization.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, we don't say these words in Congress, sir.
This month, we will follow with the Maha Report Strategy, the Trump administration solution for addressing each cause.
At HHS, we haven't just been writing reports.
We have been the busiest, most proactive administration in HHS history.
In just half a year, we've taken on food dyes, baby formula contamination, the grass loophole, the fluoride in our drinking water.
Bobby, stop.
Gas station heroin, electronic cigarettes, drug prices, prior authorization, information blocking, and healthcare interoperability.
We're ending data function research, child mutilation, and reducing animal testing.
But what about COVID, man?
We are addressing cell phone use in schools, excessive screen time for youth, the lack of nutrition education in our medical schools, sickle cell anemia, hepatitis C, the East Palestine chemical spill, and many, many others.
At FDA, we are now on track to approve more drugs this year than at any time in history.
Nah, that's not going to work, man.
You got to approve our new platform, our new technology, you with your drugs.
I'm also proud to say that HHS under President Trump is doing more with less.
We have taken measures to fight waste, fraud, and abuse.
Just by eliminating duplicative enrollments in CMS, we are saving taxpayers $14 billion a year.
Come on, man.
We send that to Israel in two years.
That's nothing.
Meanwhile, we are expanding access for people who need it.
We are ending races, diversity, equity, and inclusion practices and instead focusing on aiding low-income and vulnerable families, regardless of their race, which was the original intent of Title 10.
We're also pouring a billion dollars into Head Start and the administration for children and families.
Compassion need not be the casualty of efficiency.
Okay, so he's doing stuff.
None of it is good enough because COVID vaccine, mRNA technology, that's the future.
We've all bet our bottom dollar on it.
We need to go there.
But let's talk about COVID for a second.
This CDC shakeout appears to have had a lot to do with COVID.
Finally, I would like to address the reason ShakeUp said CDC.
These changes were absolutely necessary adjustments to restore the agency to its role as the world's gold standard public health agency with a central mission of protecting Americans from infectious disease.
CDC failed that responsibility miserably during COVID when its disastrous and nonsensical policies destroyed small businesses, violated civil liberties, closed our schools, caused generational damage in doing so, masked infants with no science, and heightened economic inequality.
And yet all those oppressive and unscientific interventions failed to do anything about the disease itself.
America is home to 4.2% of the world's population.
We had nearly 20% of the COVID deaths.
We literally did worse than any country in the world.
We're number one.
The people at CDC who oversaw that process, who put masks on our children, who closed our schools, are the people who will be leaving.
And that's why we need bold, competent, and creative new leadership at CDC.
People able and willing to chart a new course.
As my father once said, progress is a nice word, but change is its motivator.
And change has its enemies.
That's why we need new blood at CDC.
That's also why it's imperative that we remove officials with conflicts of interest and catastrophically bad judgment and political agendas.
We need unbiased, politics-free, transparent, evident-based science in the public interest.
Those are the guiding principles behind the changes at the CDC, and that is what you can expect all across our agency for the next three years.
Now, I guarantee you, not a word of that will be in any news report today.
Not a single word of any of that will be in any report.
You will only get the outraged clips of Warren and other people yelling and screaming.
And I have one more because I just hit record.
This was just the first 15 minutes.
I'm like, I can't wait to watch this whole thing.
Wait till you see some of this stuff coming later.
But that's what I mean.
That's why they do it.
Like, let's get the outrage out there.
Let's get that out.
And no one will discuss any of the really the meat and the potato, so to speak.
And so, what's his face?
Crapo.
What a name.
Senator Krapo.
Crapo.
Now, he is pro-RFK Jr.
He's also the, he leads the whole shebang there.
And he lobbed a beautiful alleyoop to RFK Jr.
to debunk, debunk, I tell you, although the word debunk was not used.
Debunk this lie that the one big, beautiful bill is going to decimate our rural hospitals.
How many times have we heard this?
Incessantly.
Let's listen to the facts.
Thank you very much, Mr. Secretary.
I'll begin with the questioning.
And one of the first things I'd like to talk to you about is actually something that is under the auspices of CMS.
And I spoke with Dr. Oz last night about this.
I'm sure you're very familiar with it, though.
And that is that in the One Big Beautiful bill, There's a lot of attacks right now going on publicly about hospitals are in trouble, and the blame for that is placed on the bill.
Could you comment on that program that is in the One Big Beautiful bill?
Yeah, Senator, one of President Trump's campaign promises, and one of the principal preoccupations, not only of Republican senators when I did my confirmation hearing, but also almost equally among Democratic senators with this crisis in rural health.
We've had 120 rural hospitals closed over the past 10 years.
These institutions are not just delivering health access to rural Americans, but they are economic centers.
They are cultural centers for those communities.
They are often the largest employer.
They are the highest paying jobs.
And they are the centerpiece for those communities.
So when they die, the communities collapse.
And President Trump promised to do something about that.
And he has delivered on that promise.
What?
Right now, we spend about 6% of Medicaid funding is sent to rural hospitals.
A very, very tiny slice.
And that's one of the reasons they're in trouble.
President Trump has now allocated through the One Big Beautiful bill, $50 billion.
So $10 billion a year over the next five years.
What we give to rural hospitals, that 6% represents $19 billion a year.
So we're increasing that by $10 billion.
So we're infusing more than 50% increase in the amount of money that is going to rural communities over the next five years.
There's never been anything like that in history.
It is the biggest investment and it should stem this hemorrhage.
What?
That doesn't make any sense.
Everyone told me that they were dying.
Again, you're listening to this podcast.
You will not hear that on the news.
I guarantee.
If you find it, let me know.
Let me know.
So now we have to bring it around to COVID, everybody.
We got to bring it back to COVID.
And the only way to bring it back to COVID is to have a surge.
We need a surge.
We need a summer surge.
We need proof.
We need to know that COVID is rampant once again.
How do we do this?
No one's testing.
How can we figure out that COVID is surging?
Good morning.
Explain, first of all, how your team actually realized there was an uptick in COVID-19 in West Sacramento.
No, we've been following the wastewater closely.
Oh, it's the wastewater polling.
Yes.
And we've discussed this ad nauseum.
This is a very low quality indicator because it's a PCR done in poop.
Yeah, that's basically it.
You can find anything with PCR and poop.
And so it's not like the hospitals are overflowing.
It's not like people are falling down dead on the street.
No, no, no.
We've polled the poop, and this is what we found.
So there must be a surge.
Yeah, we've been following the wastewater closely, essentially throughout the pandemic.
And we noticed that there was a rise in wastewater levels of the virus that causes COVID-19 SARS-CoV-2.
And so we noticed that the levels have reached the high range for Sacramento, which includes West Sacramento, and also that we had reached medium levels nationally for our other two monitoring locations in Yolo County, which are Davis and Woodland.
So we wanted to let the public know that the levels are rising so that they can take appropriate precautions.
Poop levels are rising, people.
Take precaution.
Mask up.
This is being called the summer COVID wave.
What are the script, lady?
It's the summer surge.
The summer surge.
So that they can take appropriate precautions.
This has been called the summer COVID wave.
What are the symptoms of this new subvariant?
You know, they're really similar to what we've been seeing all along with COVID-19.
Many cold-like symptoms, cough, runny nose, sore throat, congestion, but also.
So the thing is, they don't have people running to the hospital because people have what feels like a summer cold, runny nose, congestion, headache.
Your tummy may be upset.
So mask up.
Headache, fever can also have gastrointestinal things like diarrhea, nausea, vomiting, abdominal pain.
We have about 30 seconds left for the interview.
What is your advice to people?
What this means.
Okay, you better get the vaccine plug in there.
I don't care how you do it.
You get it in there, Doc.
Who are hearing this message this morning?
How should they be protected?
30 seconds.
Come on, go.
Yeah, I recommend, particularly for people in West Sacramento, that they wear a mask when they're indoors around other people.
That goes for everybody.
And then in other parts of Yolo County, including Davis and Woodland, that people would think about wearing a mask indoors, particularly if they're at high risk for severe disease.
They're immunocompromised or if they spend a lot of time around people who are amino compromise.
Get the vaccine, get the vaccines.
Recommend COVID vaccines for everybody older.
But we're in a little bit of a lapse between last year's vaccine and this year's vaccine.
So they aren't available right now.
What?
They're not available.
They're not available.
Isn't that interesting?
We have a lap.
Well, do you think she asked in the last zero seconds she had?
No.
That's the first thing I'd say is what do you mean?
Available.
Okay.
What are we getting?
We're getting old shots.
So these news reports, everybody, here's a short one from North Carolina.
This chart from the North Carolina Department of Health and Human Services shows their COVID-19 wastewater monitoring COVID-19 continued to rise in August, which is now at moderate activity.
Here in Mecklenburg County, COVID-19 cases also continue to rise.
So what are the new guidelines if you get the illness?
Let's verify.
Our survival is Centers for Disease Control and Prevention and NCDHHS.
The first question, when should you stay home?
The CDC recommends staying home if you have sickness.
No, no need to listen to that whole thing.
It ends with vax, okay?
It ends that surprise, it ends with get your booster, get your vaccine.
So NPR did their bit, and they literally scripted a whole bunch of people.
It was so pathetic.
So here we go.
This is consider this, COVID questions.
The changing FDA guidance has probably left many of you with questions about vaccination in general, but especially around COVID shots.
So we asked our NPR listeners to get their questions about the new COVID vaccine guidance.
And we called up Dr. Peter Chen Hong to answer those questions.
Chill number one.
Take your seat.
He's an infectious disease expert with the University of California, San Francisco.
By the way, he should be masking up.
Yeah.
So Chin Hong has been on since day one, since 2020.
This guy's, oh, he is the guy.
He is our, he is the local Hotez from the San Francisco Bay Areas from UCSF.
I don't even know if he really works there.
I guess he does.
Yeah.
But he's the guy.
He comes on and he is a he is a bit reminiscent of a torture character that played in it in the in the show alias starring Jennifer Garner.
There was this one guy keep coming up as a Chinese guy.
They bring him in to torture people.
Does he have a black hood on?
No, no, he just has it funny.
He's got a kind of a creepy smile on his face all the time.
And this guy is the, I think he's a much bigger promoter than Hotez.
Oh, interesting.
I'm surprised we haven't had clips of him on the show.
What's his name?
One hung low.
What's his name?
One hung low.
Is that his name?
Just check.
Just making fun of the Chinese.
He's an infectious disease expert with the University of California, San Francisco.
All right, I want to bring in our first listener question.
And this is a topic that we got multiple questions about.
Listen to the scripted questions.
Like, okay, hey, hold on the line for a second.
Write this down.
Can I text you?
Can I text you the question?
Yeah, sure.
You can text me the question.
Okay, just read this question and you'll get on the air on NPR and consider this.
You can tape it and show all your friends.
Let's hear from Karen Moore.
She's 68 and she lives in Wisconsin.
I know that all of us over age 65 need to be vaccinated twice a year.
How does the FDA deal?
Is this great?
It's like, are you really trying to fool me and thinking that this is an actual question?
This is worse than a town hall.
If you need to be vaccinated twice a year.
How does the FDA deem that an under 65 adult is high enough risk to be worthy of getting the vaccine?
Well done, young lady.
So just simply put, why ages 65 and older?
Well, that's the people who are still driving deaths and hospitalizations.
It's kind of like influenza in a way or other serious respiratory illnesses.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
No comparison to flu, you must of the population have very high immunity, those who are older than 65 have an immunity that drops very quickly.
And that's why we need to continue to remind the immune system at least once.
Now, this I don't understand.
You have to help me with this.
So it is my understanding that with vaccines, that would be 1.0 technology, take a little bit, grow it in the egg, shoot it in the arm.
When did this have like an annual drop-off rate that made you have to go get a majority?
At least twice a year.
Yeah.
I mean, is it that because it doesn't work in the first place?
Right.
But is it because of age?
You know, the funny thing is about age, they always talk about this, is that the older you get, the harder you are to kill.
Tell me about it, Dvorak.
I've been waiting for years.
This is a common thing with people, especially when they get into their late 80s.
They tend to go.
They just keep on going.
They keep on going further than they suspect that they should.
But if your immune system is so shot by the time you're 80, how does that work?
How do you get to, how does a woman get to 115?
Even though the rest of the population have very high immunity, those who are older than 65 have an immunity that drops very quickly.
I only have four more years to go.
And that's why we need to continue to remind the immune system at least once a year.
If you can do it twice a year, that's even better.
But once a year is the minimum time three times a year be better than two times a year.
Remind if one is good, two is better.
Would three be better than two?
But of course, your immune system get a shot every month.
Your immune system is so forgetful.
You need to remind it at least once a year, twice better, three times every month if possible.
Remind your immune system that, you know, this you did of this virus.
Older in 65.
We're definitely reminding your brain about it.
Should have the immune system remember what COVID looks like.
What it looks like.
Well, it's that ugly ball with all the spikes on it.
We all know what it looks like.
You made that up and jammed it into our consciousness.
Wonder there must be a placebo effect at minimum when you keep telling people this, you're 65 and older, you've got to remind your immune system.
You might forget your immune system might forget what COVID looks like.
I'll bet you that your immune system might just forget.
This guy does this.
This is this guy's style.
He is just, and he's got a smile on his face.
He's very, he's really, I think he's one of the better spokespeople for the vaccine.
For death.
For death by injection.
All right, I want to bring in another listener question now, Dr. Okay, this is another one we scripted.
We scripted more for you.
Doctor, this is Sarah Corsi.
She's 36 years old and lives in Maryland.
What counts as a pre-existing condition given this new guidance for anyone under 65?
Well, good read.
My son had reflux as a baby.
Oh, I have reflux this morning.
And I have been diagnosed as pre-diabetic.
Pre-diabetic.
You're pre-dead, lady.
Did anyone tell you that?
Are these pre-existing conditions?
Do I qualify for my booster?
So just to scope this out here, what health problems constitute the ability to get a COVID vaccine if you're outside of those age groups that are listed?
Well, pretty much everything.
You got a hangnail, you're good to go.
So it's estimated that up to 30 to 60 percent of Americans, when you look at the old criteria in any way, would have a preexisting condition.
They include things like, man, are we that six?
60% of Americans have a pre-existing condition.
We are sick.
We're assisting.
It's kind of making Kennedy's point for obesity or asthma or even depression, diabetes, certainly.
The problem is, we are not really sure if that will be ratified by the new advisory board to the CDC in the upcoming meeting.
And secondly, even if you have a comorbidity and you're younger, how is it going to be enforced?
Would the pharmacist just allow you to attest it and check off a box?
Would you be needing a prescription?
So those are the questions that I have.
But again, you know, we will get more information in the upcoming weeks.
Now, my proposal will be: get as many jabs as you want.
Go for it.
If you think your immune system forgot, get a jab, get a booster.
Boop, boo, boo, boo, boo, booster.
Keep going for it.
Please do whatever you want to do.
I don't see why this is a problem.
Let's see if there's another question.
This is a question that we actually got from James Holsey.
This one wasn't scripted.
That's what she said.
That's exactly what she said.
This was an actual, it was mind-boggling.
We got an actual question and it was so good.
We rewrote it, sent it back to the person, and the person will read the script.
This is a question that we actually got from James Holsey.
He's 61 and from Missouri on that same theme.
Will a doctor's prescription be sufficient or will additional documentation be required?
I mean, we know that for people who are outside of the FDA's recommendations, they may.
Wow.
What are the chances that he leads into that talking about we don't know?
And then she actually has a question that is that very question.
I mean, NPR, man, they have a crystal ball.
May be able to get a shot prescribed by their doctor, but is that enough?
Yes, so you can get a prescription from your clinician to get a vaccine, what we call off-label.
But there's several issues with that.
First of all, you need to have somebody write you the prescription.
Secondly, the pharmacist has to accept that.
They probably will, but again, we need more guidance.
But yes, the idea is that clinicians can give several things off-label, historically speaking, but it depends on the clinician.
Why, how is this off-label?
The way I don't think it is.
I mean, the way I understand off-labels.
COVID shots for COVID.
How is it off-label?
Is it to stop your dick from falling off?
I mean, what's off-label?
What are they talking about?
What is he talking about when he says off-label?
Should we get a, well, you know what?
Maybe we have to ask the beach.
The beach won't know.
Let's find out.
Error.
Give me a definition.
Oh, hold on a second.
Give me a definition of what off-label means.
Off-label means using a drug or treatment in a way not officially approved by the FDA, like for a different condition, dose, or group than what's listed on the label.
Okay, so it could be a different.
Okay, for a different group.
So in other words, you're not qualified for the COVID shot because you're healthy and you're in good shape and you're in the age group that doesn't really need the shot and probably never did, never will.
Yes.
And so getting the shot because you're, it's off-label because you're an idiot.
Correct.
Clinicians can give several things off-label, historically speaking, but it depends on the clinician, depends on the pharmacists.
So there are a lot of what-ifs in that statement.
There would be some variability, and that's why a simpler rule is oftentimes better in the vaccine world.
But nevertheless, some people will be able to get it that way.
Okay.
Yes.
Wait.
There's another thing that stands out like a sore thumb.
You go into the doctor's office.
Yep.
And they give you a prescription.
Why don't they just give you the shot?
Right then and there.
Right then and there.
You're in a doctor's office.
Doctor's offices today, generally speaking, aren't just one guy in a closet.
It's usually a group of people.
It's a system.
It's like Sutter Health, for example.
You go in there.
They got the whole thing.
It's a place that they got phlebotomists in there taking your blood.
They got all these things.
You go in there.
Why would you get a prescription?
They can just give you the shot.
Well, I think what's happening here is the pharmaceutical industry loves the idea that you could do that, but they make a lot more money if you can just go into your local Walgreens and say, give me the shot.
That was the way people got it.
They weren't going to make an appointment with their doctor.
How annoying is that?
No, just walk in.
If you're going to go get the prescription from the doctor, you have to have an appointment to get the prescription.
That's why they're against it.
That's why this guy is on NPR.
That's why these questions are scripted.
The whole point is to make you at home feel just RFK Jr.
He's ruining my vibe.
If I want the shot, I want to go to Walgreens.
I want to go to the HEB and get my shot.
That's what this is about.
It's like, it's access.
The funny thing is, I'd rather always get my shot.
If I was going to get a shot, I'd rather get it at a doctor's office by a nurse or a doctor even than from some pharmacist.
No offense to the pharmacist.
Sean at Vorak.org, please.
Pharmacists are qualified.
It's just the ease of walking out.
I'm not qualified.
I just don't like.
I mean, it's just, it's not the same.
It's for the same reason.
You're in a grocery store or someplace with the pharmacy.
It depends.
This is just a bad idea.
We are Americans.
We don't like to make reservations in a restaurant.
We like to stay in our car and drive through and yell at the lady in the window, get a burger.
That's how we want our shots.
Drive-through.
Oh, by the way, drive-through.
Now you're talking.
Exit strategy.
Well, they did that actually during COVID-19.
They had drive-thrus at the Oakland Coliseum.
That's the dream.
Lines of cars.
They went for miles because nobody wouldn't want to stand in line outside.
So these cars are all lined up and you go through and they give you the shot.
They give you a little piece of paper.
You get a shot in the arm right there in the car.
That was the dream.
Nobody wants profits to go down.
The chart must go up to the right and up.
Hockey stick, baby.
I want to move to a different population.
This is a question that's come up a lot in my own social circles.
Oh, because you're young.
Is that what you're saying?
Let's hear from 41-year-old Bridget Valdez-Kogel.
She lives in Washington State.
Okay, read your script.
Are we able to get our children vaccinated with the new version of the COVID-19 vaccine this fall?
Now, Valdez-Kogel has two kids, and we heard from a lot of parents who are really concerned about whether or not they're going to be able to get their young kids vaccinated.
What would you say to parents like Bridget?
At this time, we believe that kids 18 and under will be able to have vaccines in the updated formulation.
However, you need to have a conversation with your healthcare provider first, and that's called informed decision-making or shared decision-making.
So, if people don't have access to a healthcare provider, it may be a little bit more difficult.
No, it'll be seeing how the pharmacists will interpret that conversation to be able to give that vaccination.
You may have many people getting vaccinations again in the pediatrician's office like before.
Do you notice what the pattern here is?
Ease of access.
That's what they're so freaked out about.
It's like, man, this was a bonanza.
We had morons walking in seven times a year getting shots.
Oh, I got COVID.
I better get a booster.
It's true.
And this is what they want.
This is not about efficacy, not about safety.
This is only about more shots, more shots suspensed.
Every shot is a micro tick on the stock ticker.
The other issue around that is payment.
Well, it's 200 bucks a pop from the sounds of it.
Well, here we go.
The other issue is payment.
We know that the FDA has already approved those who have comorbidities who are younger.
But for healthy kids, even after a conversation, it may not be covered very easily by insurance.
It needs to be seen whether or not various insurance companies will accept this.
The insurance companies are some of the most powerful organizations in the United States.
Can the government force them?
Should the government force them?
Are they not interested in keeping their constituents safe and healthy so they don't have to pay out more money?
Or is there some scam here that I'm missing?
Don't even answer that.
Last clip, last question.
It's a doozy.
I want to bring in one more question, and this one comes from Jeffrey Seaman in Indiana here.
What?
Jeffrey Seaman?
This has got to be a fake name.
I want to bring in one more question, and this one comes from Jeffrey Seaman in Indiana.
He is 62.
I care for my wife, who has several diagnoses that make her vulnerable for COVID complications.
Are caregivers under 65 eligible for COVID and flu vaccines?
Also, are nurses and health aides eligible for vaccines.
Doctor, how do people who care for or work with vulnerable immunosuppressed populations fit into this current FDA COVID vaccine guidance?
That's a great question.
Right now, if you're a healthcare worker, you're under 65, you have no comorbidities, you will not be able to get the vaccine unless you have a prescription and it's prescribed off-label.
This is different from some other countries.
The American Academy of Pediatricians do recognize that people who live in households with immune compromise or vulnerable populations should be a group that should get the vaccine.
But again, that's not what is available under the current FDA guidance.
Force them.
And then I do have to ask you a basic question that we got from a lot of people.
Why the laughter, lady?
Why the laughter?
From a lot of people.
Because it's not true, maybe.
And then I do have to ask you a basic question that we got from a lot of people.
How can a person actually go about finding a COVID vaccine in their area?
Oh, again, that guidance is going to be changing as different alliances get set up, the West Coast, the East Coast, conglomerations, health systems, et cetera.
But, you know, right now it's going to be the same system we've used, depending on your area, you know, looking at Walgreens, the CBS, talking to your healthcare systems.
And again, it's very confusing right now.
And, you know, we're looking for guidance as in the next few weeks.
We're looking for outlets.
We're looking for salesmen.
That's what we're looking for.
My goodness, you ghouls.
And but it's good because we have a we have a canary in the coal mine.
We have an A-B test.
We can now test to see which policy works.
And it's fine for me because it's Florida.
It's just Floridians, a lot of old people, a lot of mosquitoes and all kinds of airborne and tick-borne and mosquito-borne diseases.
Okay, you want to play yours first?
Sure.
Vax.
Vax.
Okay.
Florida plans to remove childhood vaccine mandates in the state.
The Florida Department of Health, in partnership with the governor, is going to be working to end all vaccine mandates in Florida law.
All of them.
Florida Surgeon General Dr. Joseph Latipos said some mandates can be pulled by the state health department, but others would require state lawmakers to get involved.
Florida Governor Ron DeSantis explained it's about medical freedom.
I think most people have really gotten interested in this in the advent of how the medical establishment acted during the COVID-19 pandemic.
And you had a situation where so many of these entrenched elites were turning towards coercive measures, dictating, trying to dictate your behavior through various non-pharmaceutical interventions, mandates.
On the Florida Health Department's website, it says the state requires immunization for children attending daycare in public schools.
This includes vaccines against measles, chickenpox, hepatitis B, and DTAP.
But Latipose said people have a right to make their own informed decisions.
Who am I as a government or anyone else?
Or who am I as a man standing here now to tell you what you should put in your body?
Who am I to tell you?
I don't have that right.
Oh, no.
Your clip missed the beauty shot.
It missed the beauty shot.
What was the beauty shot?
Oh, it's in my clip.
For decades, public health guidance has been clear.
Vaccines save lives and prevent the spread of disease.
Now, Florida wants to break from the science and become the first US state to get rid of all its vaccine mandates.
They're breaking from the science.
This would also extend to children who are currently required to be immunized against certain infections, such as measles, mumps, and polio, before going to school.
Florida's Republican governor Ron DeSantis framed it as a protection of parental rights.
The state surgeon general said the government shouldn't infringe on bodily autonomy.
Here's the beauty shot.
Your body is a gift from God.
What you put into your body, what you put into your body is because of your relationship with your body and your God.
I don't have that right.
Government does not have that right.
Yeah, that's what they need to focus in on those crazy nut jobs.
That guy's a Christian.
It's going to kill you.
I think technically he's correct.
But there you go.
That was the beauty shot.
Where was your comment?
Well, that was your beauty shot.
I found it to be just gratuitous.
No, that's what it was.
I thought that was a gratuitous comment.
That's what he accepted in my clip.
Oh, you had it in your clip?
You took it out?
Because I thought it was just great.
I thought the best part was he says, who has the right?
was I thought was the emphasis that needed to be made.
That's interesting.
Because that flew in the face of what liberals like to believe, which is my body, my choice.
And to bring God into it as, oh, it's God's vessel or whatever it was.
It just, I thought, I thought took away from my body my choice, which was aimed right at the liberals.
I thought it was about religion and then the liberals.
Oh, there you go.
There's your religious angle.
Yes, that's why I think it belongs to.
It's not going to be Florida's nuts.
Yes, exactly.
They won't bring any of it in.
Okay, we'll see.
We'll see.
Meanwhile.
You think they're going to bring an anti-Christian message into the news reports?
I don't think so.
Oh, yeah, totally.
No.
We'll see.
Well, I could be wrong.
They're going to bring in it.
For one thing, you can't do that because then you're taking the emphasis off of Kennedy.
This whole thing is about Kennedy.
They got to get rid of Kennedy.
You can't start changing the topic just because you have a point to make.
You've got to, because the point, the pharmaceutical guys don't care about religion.
They care about Kennedy.
He's got to go.
We'll see.
We'll see.
You could be right.
I'm not resisting.
Meanwhile, the president posted on Truth Social rather interesting message.
You see his truth post about truth.
Wait, which one of thousands?
Well, he didn't end this one.
Oh, we actually did end it with thank you for your attention.
This very important matter.
It's very important that the drug companies justify the success of the various COVID drugs.
Many people think they're a miracle that saved millions of lives.
Others disagree with CDC being ripped apart over this question.
I want the answer and I want it now.
All caps.
I have been shown information from Pfizer and others that is extraordinary, but they never seem to show those results to the public.
Why not?
They go off to the next hunt and let everybody rip themselves apart, including Bobby Kennedy Jr.
and the CDC trying to figure out the success or failure of the drug company's COVID work.
They show me great numbers and results, but they don't seem to be showing them to many others.
I want them to show them now to CDC and the public.
It's all caps.
It's not quite.
It's all caps.
It's all caps.
How do I interpret that?
I want them to show I want them to show them now to CDC and the public and clear up this mess one way or the other.
Three exclamation points.
I hope Operation Warp Speed was as brilliant as many say it was.
If not, we all want to know about it and why.
Yeah, this is the, I saw this.
That's the pivot as far as he likes to call them truths.
Truths.
And it was like the, it was the first chink in the armor of Operation Warp Speed.
He's looking for his exit strategy.
You brought this up years ago about how is Trump going to get out of this situation?
Because he was losing, this is before the election.
He was losing support because he was such a vaxxer.
And this may be the beginning of it.
This is the pivot.
Getting out of it.
It's the pivot.
It's the pivot.
That's just what I see.
I mean, one of the things that went on between it was either Warren or this other woman, I think it's Tina Smith, who's a Democrat from Minnesota, another bought and paid for, obviously, by Big Pharma senator, moaning about with the, it may have been Tina because it had to do with the school shooter and the implication that this was because of possibly some sort of drug that he was given at some point.
And she went on about it and he says accusing him of making accusation, accusing him of being accusatory regarding these drugs, these SSRIs and all these other things that kids take.
And he says, no, I'm not against it.
I just, there's no studies.
He says, we don't have any clue about any of these drugs on these kids.
They've been giving these kids these drugs.
There's no long-term studies.
Nothing's being done about studying it.
And the CDC doesn't want to do it.
The NIH didn't want to do it.
Nobody wants to do it.
So we got rid of the people that don't want to do it.
We want to do it.
We want to study this.
Exactly.
And that was his back tour.
And she's well, it's got nothing to do with anybody.
You know, you hate kids.
And this is my final clip.
What's interesting is now we're seeing a fracturing East Coast, West Coast gang warfare over pharmaceuticals.
Yeah, really the COVID shot, let's just say this COVID shot.
With two different gangs, two different gangs with different science.
The governors of three Northwest states, including Washington, are taking public health into their own hands.
Today, Oregon, California, and Washington launched the West Coast Health Alliance, a response to what the tri-state governors call the politicalization of the CDC.
The West Coast states will issue their own vaccine recommendation saying this will protect people by science, not politics.
The announcement coincided with a Spokane stop for Washington's new health secretary.
Premium Tech Shannon Maudy sat down with him one-on-one today.
Listen to this guy.
At the helm only two months, Washington state health secretary Dennis Warsham admits it's a tumultuous time in public health.
The public's health system has worked so well for so long.
Oh, yeah.
And this is definitely a disruptive.
He's talking about the shakeup of the CDC with the ousting of its director and advisory members, the walkout of several other top employees protesting policies from Secretary Robert Kennedy.
There is an injection of ideology that's coming into play.
And so that's why we're having to kind of build these shadow systems.
Referring to the West Coast Health Alliance, the governors of Washington, Oregon, and California behind the group say the CDC has become a political tool.
What does that mean for Washington?
Yeah, COVID was hard, right?
And it became very politicized, and there was some erosion of trust.
And it's really important for us to rebuild that trust.
Warsam says the alliance will rebuild trust by providing immunization recommendations from what it calls trusted medical organizations like the American Academy of Pediatrics.
The worst.
The guys who literally set the feast.
Save money.
The guys who take a bribe, the pediatric business takes a bribe and kicks people out of their practice if they don't go along with it.
All get you get more vaccines.
Yes.
Yes.
They'll kick you out of the practice because you're not keeping up the pace.
And if you don't keep up the pace, then you won't get your bribe.
It's beautiful.
It's beautiful.
And he goes, that's his basis.
This is the West Coast for you.
In a nutshell, right there.
It's corruption.
The Jets versus the Sharks.
I mean, we have this, you talk about corrosion.
We have Oregon and Washington, two of these states, and they're 100% mail-in ballots, 100%.
It's not like there is a polling place.
There is none in either state.
You just mail in your ballot.
And so you have a signature.
And of course, that signature is checked against nothing.
California is largely absentee ballots, not completely, but even I vote by mail.
And there are polling places and you can go vote by the money.
You're un-American.
I went to vote a couple times ago so I could bitch and moan about the machine.
I discussed who it was.
It was the Dominion?
Was it Dominion?
It was a Dominion machine.
And on the show, I discussed all the little details of what it did and how it did it.
And because I thought it was interesting.
And I'll probably go vote in person the next time just so I see what the latest is.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, there you have it.
It's a fractured system.
We got gangs, East Coast, West Coast.
We got the East Coast who will do nothing, no vax.
We got the West Coast who will be massed up, vaccinated.
The only no-vax is Florida.
Yeah.
And I would hardly, I don't want to consider that East Coast or West Coast.
West Coast.
Well, that's true.
That's true.
It's Florida.
Florida is very Florida.
Yeah.
Well, the Florida, the gang, man.
There's going to be different gangs.
We're all going to.
Well, definitely this West Coast thing is just very onerous.
I mean, the three states having their West Coast Health Alliance and then having their own schedule, which will be loaded to the gills with vaccines and all thanks to the American Pediatric Association, whatever that group is specifically.
Yeah.
It's corruption.
This is the most corrupt thing I've ever seen in my life.
It's great.
You know, it makes me want to go through the money.
And if anyway, if anyone out there has C-SPAN, go look at these hearings.
You will be stunned by the corrupt senators in the United States Senate or in the United States Senate that are just so obviously bought and paid for.
I hear that YouTube TV is going to be carrying C-SPAN one, two, and three pretty soon, which is super odd.
That is odd.
Seeing as they have to, that means that YouTube TV people will be giving them money.
Because that is a C-SPAN is paid for by cable as a public service.
The whole cable is a whole cable thing.
The cable industry gives that, created it and pays for it and gives them money.
And that means that YouTube TV had to join that alliance because they're not going to get it for nothing.
No, no, no, no.
But that's good.
Yeah.
I thought it was super interesting because whenever you go to C-SPAN on the web, you get ads.
I don't.
Oh, yeah.
If I go to C-SPAN and I just want, let me check.
Do you get C-SPAN through a provider or do you get it straight off the bus?
On the web.
So on the web.
Yeah, I get C-SPAN on the web, but I go through a provider.
No, I hear you, but if I just go through the web, I click here, full event for Bobby Kennedy Jr., and I click on that.
Now it's going into it.
I'm going to hit play.
And there's an ad for U.S. soccer.
And I can skip the ad and then I go and then I go into the, so they're selling ads.
It's pathetic.
Oh, okay.
Well, they're probably selling ads for people that aren't going through a provider.
I go through Xfinity.
I don't have a provider anymore.
I cut the cord, man.
Cut the cord.
Don't you have a provider?
Isn't one of your systems have some TV outlet thing going on?
No, no, I have Frontier Internet.
Frontier doesn't give you TV services?
Well, if I wanted to pay extra, I just want internet.
They're an internet company.
Oh, so you can get internet only?
Yes.
I have internet only from Sonic.
Well, I can get internet only with Sonic.
Yeah.
But I can't get it with Xfinity.
No.
Which is my backup.
Because you guys.
Yeah, so I use Xfinity for other things, including, you know.
What was that called?
It was called the three-peat, not the three-peat, the triple-play.
Triple-play.
Thank you.
Yes.
You got cell phone, internet, and cable.
Triple play.
Xfinity.
Xfinity.
Yeah.
No, I got five gigabits up and down on YouTube TV.
What more do you need?
It's perfect.
Well, you don't need any more.
No.
And now if C-SPAN is going to be on YouTube TV, you won't get those ads.
No, in fact, YouTube TV is very interesting because more often than not, they haven't sold the local ad break and you get a moment of Zen.
And it just and this play forest sounds and frogs and enjoy this moment of Zen from your friends.
I don't understand why they can't fill that space with some public service announcements.
That's what a TV station would do.
Well, it tells me that they either don't know how to sell that type of inventory or there's no one who wants to fill it.
There's people that love to fill it.
And if you can't fill it, the traditional way broadcasters would do it.
How sad?
Or PSAs.
Yeah, how about No Agenda is the best podcast in the universe.
I'd pay for that in between shows on YouTube.
Yeah, you know, the worst case example, just not to start talk broadcasting shopping.
People come here for shop.
But ESPN has a 4K feed.
And I subscribe to 4K on the YouTube TV.
So I get these 4K feeds.
And so ESPN, they have their 4K feed.
And it's, I don't know if it's exactly if they're using different gear or what, but they don't have any ads at all.
So you're watching a football game and it's like being at the stadium because when they go to a commercial break or something happens at the break, there is a stadium shot.
You're still in the stadium and you wait an interminent.
It just reminds me why I don't want to go to football games.
You wait and you wait and you wait and you wait and you wait.
But then I noticed something recent.
And then they go back to the game.
We missed a whole commercial break.
You get to just sitting there watching nothing.
And so then the next thing they did was they said, we're going to go to the studio and talk to Wes so-and-so about such and such.
And there's nothing.
There's no cutaway.
Oops.
And then it comes back with thanks, Bill.
And, you know, it was like, what?
What just happened?
They just, it's just the YouTube, or I'm sorry, the ESPN 4K feed is just completely alien to the regular broadcast.
It's just the damnest thing I've ever seen.
Well, Fox at least incorporates the ads and the rest of it.
Well, of course, broadcast television and radio, they are going away.
It's all melting down very slowly.
It's inevitable.
And I don't know if you saw this.
Well, I don't know if you know this, but ESPN is cable.
I know, but I'm just talking in general.
I'm pivoting.
I'm segueing into the jobless podcaster becoming very attractive for people as a vocation.
Did you hear about the podcast?
Yes.
Who released this?
We're now hiring podcaster.
The Treasury Department, the Treasury, released a list of 68 jobs that may qualify for the $25,000 no tax on tips deduction.
And I will read from this list.
By the way, dancers?
The key word is may.
Oh, yeah.
No, I know.
It's not set in stone yet, but it's got everybody very excited.
Gambling change persons and booth cashiers, gambling cage workers, gambling and sports book writers and runners, dancers, musicians, and singers.
If you play one or more musical instruments or sing.
I think this would be a guy at the piano bar.
Disc jockeys, but not on the radio.
No, if you're on radio, no.
If you play pre-recorded music for live audiences at venues or events such as clubs, parties, or wedding receptions, this technique, so you don't even have to talk if you use, if you technique, may use techniques such as mixing, cutting, and sampling to manipulate recordings.
Also, if you're just an MC, so wedding MCs.
What about an MC at a comedy club?
Let me, I'm going down the list.
Here's my favorite: 209.
Digital content creators who produce and publish on digital platforms, original entertainment, or personality-driven content such as live streams, short-form videos, or podcasts.
That's us, baby.
That's us.
Free money, money.
Well, up to 12.5, I think it's no, 25.
Is it 25?
It's always 12.5.
I think it's 25.50 if you're if you file jointly.
Oh, yeah, but then you have okay.
Ushers, lobby attendants, locker room, coat room, bellhops, concierges, hotel, motel, holiday inn, resort clerks, maids, home maintenance and repair workers, landscaping, electricians, plumbers, as if plumbers don't already do great.
Tip your plumber, people.
I never tipped a plumber.
I always tip our plumber.
I tip the pest.
You tipped a plumber?
You better believe it.
Anybody who comes into my home, they get a tip.
Yes, of course.
Well, is it in the form of cash or are you just telling him to buy more stock?
Here's some Bitcoin.
No, I give him cash because I know that the next time I got an issue and I call the guy, he's going to become running over.
Mr. Adam, I love you.
Locksmiths.
That's what they see here.
This is new.
Now that I'm old, boomer.
The kids, young people, will not say Mr. Curry.
They say Mr. Adam.
No, it's because they're Chinese you're dealing with.
Not Chinese.
I think it's a Texas thing.
Maybe it's a southern.
No, I hear it all the time on the phone.
Do they say Mr. John?
Yeah.
It's because they're Chinese or they're Indian.
No, I was saying these are not Chinese kids.
These are kids who are American.
Any kid that calls you Mr. Adam is an idiot.
Wow.
No, I think it's cute.
I like it.
I like it much more than Mr. Curry.
Mr. Adam.
Oh, Mr. Adam.
You're very good.
There's the Adam.
There's Adam.
Okay.
Wow.
Okay.
You can send me emails for that.
Private event planners, event officiants, pet caretakers, tutors, nannies, and babies.
I mean, the list goes on and on and on.
Oh, eyebrow threaders and waxing technicians.
Tattoo artists.
Hey, Taylor, you can tip your tailor.
Golf caddies.
There's a big one.
Self-enriched.
There you go.
Self-enrichment teachers.
What?
Yes, those who teach or instruct individuals or groups for the primary purpose of self-enrichment rather than for an occupational objective, educational attainment, competition, or fitness.
Can anybody be that?
Yes.
As long as people pay you for it, tip you.
Recreational and tour pilots.
Tour guides and escorts.
What?
Oh, it's not that kind of escort.
You don't know that.
Well, I do.
It says teach who teach or where is it?
Escorts.
Escort individuals or groups on sightseeing tours or through places of interest, like my bedroom, places.
My bedroom.
Such as, no, it qualifies such as industrial establishments, public buildings, and art galleries.
Hi, let me escort you into my art gallery.
I drew these myself.
This list goes on and on and on.
But good to know, Rick Shaw, pedicab, and carriage drivers are also included.
This is a good list.
It's everybody.
It's pretty much everybody who doesn't have a degree.
I love the content digital content creators.
Wow.
Can you imagine how much people are going to love the president if that happens?
And I doubt it's going to happen, actually.
I have my doubts about this.
Well, I have my doubts about everything.
This is known.
This is known.
So, okay, well, where are we going now if you got your vax thing out of the way?
Well, there's a couple things we can do.
But I see you have some series, so I yield to the gentleman from Northern California.
Well, we can go with the Google not breaking up.
We got the China meetup.
Let's talk about the China meetup.
Because the China meetup was interesting because they kept promoting this one idea.
Well, let's play here.
Started the top with NTD and the China meetup.
The latest on President Trump's negotiations on the Russia-Ukraine war.
And Chinese leader Xi Jinping and Russian President Vladimir Putin caught on a hot mic talking about reaching immortality through organ transplants.
That says China's communist regime seeks to flex its military might.
NT's Mario Tzu has more from the White House.
We've taken very strong action, but I'll be speaking to him over the next few days.
President Trump saying he'll be speaking to Russia's Vladimir Putin over the next few days, warning Russia of more actions if Putin doesn't cooperate in negotiations.
I have no message to President Putin.
He knows where I stand and he'll make a decision one way or the other.
And if we're unhappy about it, you'll see things happen.
Welcoming the Polish president to the White House with a flyover tribute.
President Trump assures that American troops will stay in Poland, quelling speculation that they could be pulled out.
We'll put more there if they want.
We've American soldiers on Polish soil.
We solidify and we are secure.
Meanwhile, President Trump taking issue with China's military parade over a lack of credit to the U.S.
I was very surprised.
I watched the speech last night.
I don't believe that America, that the United States was acknowledged for helping China to get to gain its freedom.
The parade at Tiananmen Square aims to recast the Chinese Communist Party's role in World War II.
President Trump in a Tuesday post on Truth Social accuses China of, quote, conspiring against the U.S. along with Russia and North Korea, whose leaders are in attendance.
And walking shoulder to shoulder at the ceremonies in Beijing, she and Putin were caught on hot mic talking about organ transplants and immortality.
A growing body of evidence indicates that the Chinese regime has been harvesting the healthy organs of prisoners of conscience and using them to supply a lucrative and opaque transplant industry.
Of course, you need to qualify.
This is from the China-hating NTD who take it straight to organ harvesting.
That's great.
They weren't the only ones who did this, but let's play part two of this clip because I have a follow-up that kind of clarifies this organ harvesting thing.
The London-based China Tribunal concluded after a year-long investigation that practitioners of Falun Gong, a mind-body-spiritual practice persecuted in China, were the primary victim group, with Uyghurs and House Christians also at risk.
In May, the House overwhelmingly passed the Stop Forced Organ Harvesting Act aimed at punishing perpetrators of state-sanctioned forced organ harvesting in China.
An absolutely ugly truth being committed right now as we meet by Xi Jinping and the Chinese Communist Party.
They are murdering tens of thousands, tens of thousands of young people, Uyghurs, Falun Gong practitioners, and some others in order to steal their organs.
And on the parade, President Trump says that he wouldn't have attended even if he were invited, as it wouldn't have been his place.
This is so cool.
An international scandal.
Can't you just be like Europeans and go to Switzerland and harvest your organs from young people over there like everybody else does?
Do you have to get it from prisoners?
So there's a bunch of these reports on this organ harvesting because of this hot mic, the hot mic, including people who said, oh, how does this hot mic even happen?
Well, I think, and NPR did it too, but one of the NPR reports kind of brought, deconstructed it, and I think it was accidental.
And it became, it kind of explained it.
It's not quite the way that the NTD people would like you to believe because they never really bring this part out.
Play this.
This is part of the deconstruction.
This is a hot Mike Putin Xi deconstruct.
Sorry, hold on.
I dropped everything here.
Hot Mike.
Ah, NPR.
Ah, sorry.
Drop the ball.
As Chinese president Xi Jinping and Vladimir Putin head towards the military parade, the two leaders can be heard through interpreters discussing the changing nature of mortality.
It used to be rare for someone to be older than 70, says Xi, adding these days at 70, one's still a child.
In response, Putin notes that thanks to biotechnology, human organs can be continuously transplanted, allowing people to even achieve immortality.
Well, what happened to good old adrenochrome?
I don't get it.
But you're missing the point.
It's Putin that said this.
It wasn't she.
Oh, okay.
Putin's the one who brought up the transplants, not she.
Well, that makes sense because he was dying and now he lives.
Well, actually, according to JC, Putin had a specialist, the guy who was into peptides, some sort of peptide genius.
It was also GLP-1 and all the rest of these things are all peptide-related somehow.
And the guy was recently assassinated.
Oh, okay.
Which pissed off Putin to no end.
Because he was getting his peptides.
He's getting all youthfully.
Putin hasn't really changed his look for a long time.
People have noticed that.
little puffy around the eyes but yeah i'm not much of a change okay so let's go to what can i just say That's a missed opportunity from NPR.
If they only talk about Xi and China when Putin said it, I mean, that's another chink in the armor.
Oh, and he cuts up babies for baby parts.
That's what he's doing with those kids.
He kidnaps from Ukraine and he probably got a new spleen, a new liver.
I don't think NPR thinks that way.
They get marching orders from someone and they didn't have that on the list.
Yeah, good point.
So I do have a series of funny clips.
Oh, you're here.
You do.
I do.
You do.
I do.
Yeah, I'll hear a funny clip.
Well, this is a clip.
I'm reluctant to do it, but I've decided to do it.
And this is, and we've never done this before, but I'm going to do it.
You're already setting it up for failure.
Well, absolutely.
It's like, hey, this is the funniest joke you've ever heard.
Let me tell it to you.
This is a Johnny from The Water Show on the Jersey Shore Beach because then he's going to ask about the different countries in the world.
Man on the Street, America are Idiots clip.
This is a man on the street.
We haven't done this.
We should do this regularly.
More often, yeah.
These are the idiots on the beach.
And I have to say.
I have to point out there is an ongoing rivalry between New Jersey and New York, Jesse Waters being a New Yorker.
So it's always fun to make fun of the people in Jersey.
You have to add that.
There's that element, but I don't think it takes a lot of skill to do this.
Now, if people don't watch Jesse Waters, this, I think, is the best produced show on Fox.
And they put a lot of effort into the show.
And the post-production that goes into this particular, this Johnny segment, which only runs maybe once a week, is quite good.
But these things are fake in some way, but they make everyone look like an idiot except for one or two guys.
And here we go.
What's happening in Israel?
I have no idea.
Israel?
I don't know.
A lot of death is happening in Israel.
They threatened to bomb us.
Israel.
Yeah.
Who are they fighting?
Afghanistan.
United Kingdom.
Palestine.
Kazakhstan.
Who is the leader of Israel?
Moses?
Benjamin.
Button?
Tell me about China.
China has a lot of technology.
They make all my clothes.
There's a lot of Chinese people in China.
There's something else.
I don't know.
We are putting tariffs on them.
Yeah, we are.
That's all I know.
What is China famous for?
They're rice.
Chinese food?
Child labor.
Duo wrestlers.
That's Japan.
What is the president of China's name?
Mike.
Mike.
Shoshi.
Shi Jin.
Chang.
What's happening with the Russians?
They're fighting with China.
I think they're still beefing with the Ukrainians.
They're fing up and they're doing too much.
They're drinking too much vodka.
What's Russia famous for?
Cold weather and being pissed off for no reason.
What's going on with the Italians?
We haven't heard from them in a while.
They're probably on the beach.
I don't know.
They're probably making spaghetti.
They're peaceful, though.
What are the Italians famous for?
Homemade linguine.
The mob?
How's our relationship with Mexico?
We got the, you know, the border crisis.
It's okay, I think.
I think we get along.
If you came face to face with the Mexican president, what would you say?
Hola.
I don't want to go there on vacation.
Name a city in Mexico.
Atlanta.
Mexico City.
Can.
Can Kansas.
Cancun?
That's not a city.
And what is it?
A country.
Well, apparently the only intelligent people in the universe listening to the show right now at this very moment.
Who's the leader of China?
Mike.
Mike, that was pretty good.
Now, it could have been a completely different answer to a different question, but you don't have to do that.
Still, yeah, you're right.
Well, I'll just throw some gasoline on the fire, so to speak.
I picked up a curious addition to our list of things the non-boomer generation can't do.
Oh, this is an ongoing theme of the show.
Yes, it is an ongoing theme.
This one comes from Australia, but the information comes from the United Kingdom.
So I'd say it's valid for the West.
Now, look, I belong to Generation Z.
I fall into that age bracket.
But so often I read stories and studies and things.
I go, these people have drifted so far from what I believe I resemble.
And the latest example was a study out of the UK, or a survey out of the UK anyway, which is rather interesting because it says that the majority of Gen Z people, 62%, in fact, are apparently worried, or 18 to 24-year-olds, I should say.
Age ends, it does go a little bit beyond that.
But 62% of people aged 18 to 24 are scared to fuel their cars, to refuel their cars.
Yes.
They are worried about pulling into the servo and taking off the fuel cap and pulling the nozzle out of the bowser and putting it in the car and putting fuel in their car.
Apparently, they're worried about getting it wrong.
They might pull up to the wrong side of the bowser, or they might be too close to the bowser, or they might be too far from the bowser, so they'll have to take the hose too far around.
Or maybe they're scared that they can't get their mobile phone away, so they're going to set the whole thing on fire.
I think Mythbusters dealt with that one 20 years ago.
I mean, I don't get it.
I don't get it.
What is scary about refueling your car?
I would like some confirmation on this, personally.
Maybe they like the, maybe that's why they like EVs.
In fact, I think a lot of people don't even drive anymore.
We got Uber.
Don't need to drive.
A lot of Zeds don't drive.
You said Zeds.
I did say Zeds.
Oh, my.
What's happening to you?
I don't know.
You played a British clip.
You said Zeds.
I said Zeds.
Well, here's what they're doing.
This is another Australian clip, just since you happen to be on the topic.
You think you're cool with your mail-in ballots?
How about mail-in machetes?
Made of heavy-duty, reinforced steel, and monitored by 24-7 CCTV.
The government believes these machete amnesty bins will help clean up our streets.
They'll be accepting blades from tomorrow at 40 police stations across the state.
This is a safe and effective way for Victorians to comply.
The amnesty coincides with a total ban on machetes.
The target market, youth offenders, the entire law sparked by a violent brawl at Northland.
The incentive for them is that after 30 November, two years' imprisonment, $47,000 fine.
But many remain skeptical.
The young offenders who are running into people's homes are not going to police stations to hand them in.
Doesn't help at all.
People, they can find the machetes anyway.
I think they will.
I think people want to move forward with all this.
They'll just hide them.
More than 5,000 machetes have been handed over to Victoria Police from retailers since a ban on selling began in May.
That's really drying up the supply of machetes in the community.
The National Firearms Amnesty, which took place after the Port Arthur massacre, ran for a year, but this one is much shorter.
Those in possession of machetes have just three months to hand them in without penalty.
The whole scheme costing the taxpayer $13 million or $325,000 a bin.
Unbelievable.
So I guess it's not the guns then.
It never was the guns.
It's just people.
We got no guns.
We'll use the machetes.
We got no machetes.
We'll use steak knives.
We got no steak knives.
We'll use splorks.
It's my favorite utensil, a splork.
Okay, well, that's an oddball story.
Yeah, well, it was because we were in Australia.
Let's come back to America because this is the story that is not going away.
By the way, I want to go back before you go leave.
Yes.
I want to go back to the gasoline thing.
I think you probably should show people how to do it.
It's not, it's not, you go to, let's assume you don't know anything.
You go to a gas pump.
Yeah.
And you look at the home thing.
Yeah.
And you see the gas.
It's got a bunch of buttons you push.
Different colors.
Oh, it's got different colors.
It's got different colors.
It's got a bunch of things that spin around.
And then you put your credit card in, and it says it's to take hose off.
And it's, I can see where somebody would be a little confused, maybe, for doing it the first time.
Isn't this part of education that you give your kids?
I don't think you would give your kids, yes, a person, a father, a mother, anybody who's a good person.
I remember I was like, dad, dad, dad, can I fill up the car?
Okay, sure.
Well, let's go learn how to do it.
That's what you would do normally, yeah.
Yeah.
Now, if the parents don't show their kids, I mean, you don't learn that in school.
No.
But because there's no gas pumps there.
No.
Probably not.
So you're it's a parent's responsibility.
Yes.
Or another kid.
I mean, I'd learn how to drive a stick shift from another kid, not from my parents.
Oh.
And I'd learn how to drive a motorcycle from another kid, not my parents.
So there's things you can do.
And I suppose you could learn how to pump gas from another kid that knew how to do it, which is fine.
But somebody has to show you.
I just don't think you can do it out of the blue.
So are kids coming in, or these kids that they're referring to out of the blue just driving through the gas?
Here's how it's going to work.
Here's how it's going to work.
Error.
Please explain to me how I pump gas.
Pull up to a pump, turn off your car, and grab the nozzle.
Pick regular, mid-grade, or premium.
Check your manual if unsure.
Unscrew the gas cap, insert the nozzle, and squeeze the handle to start pumping.
Most stations stop at full, but some let you hold for extra.
Wipe the spout if it's messy, then replace the nozzle and cap.
Pay at the pump or inside.
Poor instructions.
You got to put your card in before you pump.
You got to select.
You got to make sure you don't pull out the diesel.
Well, she did have the select part, right?
All she missed was the card part.
Yeah.
Well, that's an important part.
Well, not if you went inside and paid in advance.
Yeah.
You got to make sure that-You drop your card off and they turn their thing on from inside, that happens.
Make sure there's not a shim.
You know, you're getting ripped off by a shim.
Shim.
Shim.
All right.
This is the story that's not going away for the president, no matter what he says, no matter how many times he says it is not going away.
So this is a Democrat hoax that never ends.
You know, it reminds me a little of the Kennedy situation.
We gave him everything over and over again, more and more and more, and nobody's ever satisfied.
From what I understand, I could check, but from what I understand, thousands of pages of documents have been given.
But it's really a Democrat hoax because they're trying to get people to talk about something that's totally irrelevant to the success that we've had as a nation since I've been president.
Even if you look at D.C. right now, D.C., it's a totally safe zone.
It's called a safe zone.
That's a term.
It's a term of art.
It's a safe zone because it's very safe.
You can walk down the street now and nothing's going to happen.
No crime, no murders, no nothing.
Because we had a lot of problems with certain places, and we still do.
All run by Democrats, or for the most part, run by Democrats.
So what they're trying to do with the Epstein hoax is get people to talk about that instead of speaking about the tremendous success, like ending seven wars.
I ended seven wars.
Nobody's going to talk about because they're going to talk about the Epstein wars.
I understand that we were subpoenaed to give files, and I understand we've given thousands of pages of files.
And I know that no matter what you do, it's going to keep going.
And I think it's, I think, really, I think it's enough because I think we should talk about the greatness of our country and the success that we're having.
Mr. President, you underestimate or overestimate, perhaps, the American people.
We love sex scandals in particular, and certainly with presidents.
Marilyn Monroe ring a bell, sir.
Abe Lincoln, Gabe Lincoln.
And wasn't his wife lesbian?
That's all recent, by the way.
She's recently a lesbian?
Did I miss a data analysis?
Oh, but I'm just saying that he can want all this, but just saying it's a hoax is not going to go away.
It's not happening.
See, I'm completely on the different I'm on a different perspective than you are on this.
I think this whole thing is a setup.
I think he's making it fussing and fussing and fussing so he can always say, hey, I said I didn't.
No, I'm with you.
I'm with you on that.
And that would be the Trump's playing 5D chess.
That's very possible.
It's possible.
It might not be true, but it's very possible.
I have two Epstein clips.
Well, I have a series from Anderson Pooper, which I thought was just...
Oh, you should follow what does.
I'll run these.
You want to run these first?
Okay.
Yeah, let's go Epstein.
First, we start with NTD, Epstein.
Unfortunately, I spelled it with an R, so it's Repstein update.
Thank you.
Woo!
I got it.
Here's the Repstein update from Anti-Day.
Congressman Thomas Adams and Democratic Congressman RoConna began collecting signatures on their discharge petition that would force a vote on a bill that, if passed, would force the Department of Justice to release all files relevant to Jeffrey Epstein.
Victims of sex offender Jeffrey Epstein spoke on the steps of Capitol Hill in favor of the discharge petition.
This is a crime that, by our Justice Department's own admission, has a thousand victims.
A thousand victims.
Do you know a thousand people?
Think of the enormity of that.
Could you be okay?
This is a very good point.
I mean, I've done okay.
My numbers are up there, but I don't think I've had sex with a thousand different people.
Epstein was like that?
Do you think it was all Epstein?
I don't know.
They're just moaning and groaning.
I have no idea.
They're going to have to release the files to coin a term.
With a crime happening in your community to a thousand girls and young women and not holding the perpetrators accountable.
House Republican leadership is conducting an investigation through the House Oversight Committee, which released some 33,000 pages of the Epstein file this week.
The objective here is not just to uncover, investigate the Epstein evils, but also to ensure that this never happens again and ultimately to find out why justice has been delayed for these ladies for so very long.
Yes, these ladies.
These ladies.
Well, that was pretty lame.
There's a better clip coming.
I have another clip.
This is actually spelled Epstein.
This is NPI.
But before we play that clip, so you've had sex with a thousand women?
No, I said, no, I said, no, I have not.
Said my numbers are up there.
I don't think I make it to a thousand.
No.
You don't think you make it to the, so you're in the 900s?
Is that what you're suggesting?
Do you really want to know?
Are you really interested?
Well, no, I'm just sounds, I mean, you'd sound like Will Chamberlain the way you're going here.
Maybe there's a reference that just flew over everybody's head.
Woo!
Will distilled everybody.
Well, you know, as a VJ, you know, so.
On television.
Oh, yeah, that would make sense.
Yeah, you forgot about it.
I'll give you 950.
A bipartisan group of lawmakers is pushing for legislation that would require the Justice Department to release files related to convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein.
House GOP leaders oppose it, but four Republicans, including Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene, have signed a petition that would force the House to vote on the bill.
I asked my Republican colleagues not to choose just one path for justice and transparency and accountability, but I asked my Republican colleagues to choose every path for justice and accountability and transparency.
Outside the Capitol today, a group of Epstein survivors and family members of victims shared their stories calling for the full public release of the files.
Among them was Sky Roberts.
His sister, Virginia Jufrey, died by suicide earlier this year.
She fought to expose a system that allowed the wealthy, the connected, and the powerful to exploit and abuse girls and young women without consequence.
She fought for every survivor who was silenced, doubted, or discarded.
House Speaker Mike Johnson has expressed skepticism, citing concerns about victim privacy.
So they literally paraded this whole, just a row of women through the halls of Congress.
Did you see it?
Yeah.
I was like, wow, okay.
That's, I mean, these are victims, and they're very brave.
They're taking a stand.
But what's odd about it is they're not really naming names.
This is so annoying.
Well, they say, well, the victims that this group of girls or women, they're women, women, they went on and said that if they don't release all the files, they're going to put together a list themselves.
Well, here's the pooper package.
Hey, there you go.
The pooper package.
And he talked to Brad Edwards, and he is the attorney representing multiple Epstein survivors.
Brad, I'm wondering what your reaction to the president calling a hoax.
Yeah, thanks for having me on, Anderson.
It doesn't make any sense.
I don't think I know that he doesn't believe that it's a hoax.
I'm not sure that he knows what the word hoax means, to tell you the truth, because I talked to President Trump years ago about this case on this topic.
He provided information.
He knew back then the type of creep that Jeffrey Epstein was.
I can't imagine that he's saying that these hundreds of women are lying about this.
So I'm not exactly sure.
This was back in 2009.
You said you talked to him.
Sure, I talked to him in 2009 several times back then, and at least through the years, have even asked follow-up questions through his lawyers.
He's not implicated in the files that I've ever seen.
And like I've said, I've represented 200 women.
So all I can think is that he has now seen the files or has been advised of things in the files that he didn't know was in the files and that I currently don't know that are in the files because otherwise it makes absolutely no sense this about face that he's done.
You're either on the side of the victims or you're on the side of evil.
There is not another side to this.
And he's choosing the side of evil, the side of Jeffrey Epstein.
It really makes no sense.
I can't imagine the public's going to put up to this.
Well, they're not.
The public is outraged on all sides of the political spectrum.
Brad Edwards continues.
Lisa, you said this out on Capitol Hill.
Lisa, Lisa, what's her name here?
Lisa Phillips.
Okay.
And wait, by the way, this is all leading again to the conspiracy thesis that we both kind of, or at least I specifically have been promoting, which is that this is a setup.
And Trump is doing this on purpose so he can say, hey, I tried to protect you.
I tried to protect you.
I tried.
I tried.
I tried it.
And I tried and I tried.
And I'm sorry.
Lisa, you said this out on Capitol Hill, and you just sort of referenced it a moment ago.
You talked about compiling a list of other abusers who were in Epstein's world among all of the women who are there today, and I assume others who weren't even there.
Is that something?
Can you just talk about that idea and what would you do with that list?
Well, I started a podcast about a year ago where I spoke to survivors of serial predators.
So I'm aware through that and also for the last 20 years, speaking to survivors of Epstein, that they were trafficked to other men.
So I think the smartest thing for us to do is to get together and start putting together the names that we know 100% that we were trafficked to or abused by or friends of ours were.
And what would you do with that?
Go ahead.
Well, it's just.
That's a great question.
But what would you do with that?
What would you do?
What would you do with it?
Would you eat it?
Would you broil it?
What would you burn it?
What would you do with it?
And what would you do with that?
Go ahead.
Well, it's just for us to be aware of what's going on.
Is that something you would release publicly?
We have many people that are working with us that are allies in media and in different groups.
And we're not quite sure.
It's not up for us really to release those names.
It's really up to the government to release those names.
Now, let's talk about that just for a second.
I got two more clips here.
Clearly, if you release a list of names, the lawsuits would be just astronomical, unless they had photographic evidence or I mean, it just seems like that would be a very precarious lawsuits, but if the women released the list, the lawsuits would be astronomical, but I doubt, I mean, who would they be aimed at?
You have a bunch of women that I'm guessing, considering the kind of damages that would be involved here.
They don't have.
For all practical purposes, are what we like to call judgment proof.
That means you can sue somebody for $10 million, but they haven't got 10 cents.
That means that doesn't, so you got, okay, you won a lawsuit for $10 million against a person who only has 10 cents.
They're judgment proof.
You can't get the money.
Right.
And all you can do is make a point.
And they wouldn't even have to bother.
They can just go NOLA Contandre and just say, now you're going to fight this.
And they still haven't got the millennial.
What are you going to do about it?
The question I would want Pooper to ask here is, are there celebrities or politicians that might be on this list?
That would be the question.
Yeah, well, that's obviously he's going to ask that.
That's the first thing you'd ask.
Brad, she mentioned you, and I want to play something that Maxwell said about you in her interview with the Deputy Attorney General so you can respond.
Oh, the Maxwell tapes.
But the list itself.
Yes.
There is no list, but Brad Edwards said that he created the list.
I'm wondering what does that mean?
She's saying essentially that you have a list.
You created the list.
To your knowledge, was there ever a list that Epstein himself made?
No.
And I can't imagine what different things that she's conflated.
There was a time when Jeffrey Epstein sued me and said that I had made up everything about him, made the whole thing up.
Now he ultimately had to apologize to me in open court in 2018.
And ultimately, we had him arrested shortly thereafter.
And I think what she is saying is at some point in time, I was asked, did Epstein farm any of his victims out to other individuals?
And I've said there was a small fraction of victims that he farmed out to a small fraction of his friends.
And I have created a list of those people just by the very essence of representing these clients.
But there isn't a list that Jeffrey Epstein wrote down so that he could keep track of, to my knowledge.
I think that that's what she's saying.
But either way, who knows?
You can't put a whole lot of stake in what Geelen Maxwell is saying at any stage.
Well, hold on.
He just said that he has a list.
He's got a list.
Maybe he should put out the list.
We want a list.
Well, he just said that Epstein doesn't have a list.
No, you know what I heard?
He says he made a list.
He made a list based upon the women he interviewed of who they were farmed out to.
Well, how about that list?
You got to give the public something.
We need a list.
Instead, Pooper's going to do a side-by-side A-B comparison.
Well, he said nothing today about anything the survivors actually said, only that the entire Epstein saga was a hoax and a distraction from his accomplishments.
Certainly wasn't a distraction for him or hoax when he was running for president and his supporters insisted that Mr. Trump would blow the lid off Epstein's crimes as president.
Cash Patel, Dan Bungino, they're now running the FBI, and so they're singing a very different tune.
The president's remarks came within minutes of the survivors.
Here's actually how they sounded side by side with the timestamps added.
Go, they did a little bit of editing for once.
Here we go.
I would like Donald J. Trump and every person in America and around the world to humanize us, to see us for who we are and to hear us for what we have to say.
There is no hoax.
No, this is a Democrat hoax that never ends.
Listen to us.
This is not a hoax.
It's really a Democrat hoax.
We are tired of looking at the news and seeing Jeffrey Epstein's name and saying that this is a hoax.
We're having the most successful eight months of any president ever.
And that's what I want to talk about.
That's what we should be talking about, not the Epstein hoax.
Just to be absolutely clear here, when Jeffrey Epstein was arrested in 2019, Donald Trump was president.
His appointees at the Justice Department oversaw the investigation.
It wasn't a hoax back then, yet somehow to him, it is now.
Oh, oh, that's insane.
No, there's analysis for you.
I have one more clip.
I think Marjorie Taylor Greene is in here.
This morning, a group of Jeffrey Epstein sex trafficking survivors are set to share their firsthand accounts of abuse, many for the first time, as officials face relentless pressure to release all files related to the Epstein investigation.
The group of women met with the House Oversight Committee for more than two hours yesterday.
House Speaker Mike Johnson was among those who described the meeting as heartbreaking before releasing 33,000 pages of Epstein-related documents, the vast majority of which were already public.
And now Johnson refuses to allow a House vote that would compel the Justice Department to release the full Epstein files.
It does not adequately protect the innocent victims, and that is a critical component.
Fellow Republican Representative Thomas Massey has filed a petition trying to force that vote to happen, accusing Johnson of caving to pressure from President Trump.
I think he thinks he can just make this go away by telling people there's nothing here.
The problem is, this is bigger than him, and he can't make it go away by saying there's nothing here.
Trump, after campaigning on the release of the Epstein files, has since downplayed its importance.
He said last month he's in favor of full transparency.
I'm in support of keeping it totally open.
I couldn't care less.
Democrats are calling on the administration to follow through.
Donald Trump has the power right now to release all of the Epstein files and documents.
Right now.
The DOJ is refusing to release the documents that have been subpoenaed.
Massey noted he doesn't think the president is implicated in the files, but believes he has rich and powerful friends who are and vows to get enough support to force a vote to release all the files.
I thought I had Marjorie Taylor Greene.
Marjorie Taylor Green saying she's going to release all the names.
The minute she gets the name, she's going to release them all.
She doesn't care.
She's going to do it on the floor of the House, which gives her immunity.
Yes, that's right.
That's true.
Yeah.
Well, the people want a list.
Well, yeah, they want a list.
People want a list.
Yeah, she'd be the one.
She's enough of a nutball to do it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, we need it.
We need it for the show.
We need it for America.
We need it for America, man.
So you want to put some money on this because I think she's not going to do it.
Well, first of all, no.
Not going to put money on it.
But if your theorem is correct, then she would be the perfect vehicle.
Oh, yeah.
Massey.
Massey's a thorn in the side of the Republican Party.
Yeah.
And they would be, well, I think Marjorie Taylor Green's perfect.
She's already said, like, I have immunity on the House floor.
She's smart.
She's not a dummy.
She acts, you know, kind of like a flake, but in fact, she's very smart and she knows enough to do it on the floor of the House, which, yeah, you can't do anything.
So you say whatever you want.
So how can we put money on it if your whole thesis is based on the fact that there's people in there that Trump knows that it's going to be very hurtful to other people who are maybe not wanting this to be available?
Well, that's why I think she won't do it.
I don't think she's going to say anything because she's going to look at that.
She'll get a list and she's going to say, oh, I can't bring myself to do it.
I don't think she can bring herself.
Yes, she can.
Oh, no.
This is where you can.
No, I don't think.
I disagree there.
I think she's got some scruples.
She's not an unscrupulous, unscrupulous creep.
There's no evidence to the contrary yet.
No, she's, I think she's fine in that regard.
Oh, boy.
So you want to play some anti-Trump stuff.
I got three clips.
Yeah.
These are from the lunatics.
And one of them is very revealing.
But first, I want to start.
Did you know that James Carville works with this other guy and they do this?
And I don't understand how Bannon has let this slip.
But there's a Carville does a podcast with this old journalist guy, and it's called Political War Room.
No, sue him.
Sue him.
They've done 300 episodes, but they do it a lot.
And what's interesting, and I want to play a short clip of it because what's interesting is two minutes and nine seconds is a short clip.
Well, it's worth it.
It's not, you're right.
It's Max clip.
Yes, Max maxing out.
In fact, Max's, it's nine seconds over Max.
Is that Carville keeps showing up and he's like, oh, he's the reasonable rep. He said, you know, he's a crazy guy, but he's reasonable.
He's telling the Democrats how they should do things.
He sounds like almost a normal Democrat, not a complete lunatic, TDS sufferer, Trump hater.
Well, question.
On this podcast, is he mic'd properly?
Oh, that's a good question.
You're going to have to decide for yourself.
Because normally he's on a Zoom call and it's boomy and echoey and he already has that crazy.
It's not as bad as it's been.
Okay.
But it's not what I would call superb, which is rare in any podcast.
But the point is, is that this is the real Carville.
He is absolutely an insane maniac.
Listen to these two guys.
Talk about two haters.
Venomous attacks on the course that dare defy him, going after the media, law firm, and universities, taking control of the military, firing the best officers, and politicizing West Point in Annapolis.
And as historian Sean.
Stop stop the clip for a second.
Yeah, you got a real balance problem on these clips, too.
I don't know about that.
Well, this left only.
I'll fix it for you.
Oh, we'll fix it.
Yeah.
This guy, I think it's the L. Hunt is his name.
I'm not absolutely, I can't remember quite.
Yeah, Mike's brother.
This guy's married to Judy Woodruff.
And he's like a super Trump hater.
And you wonder why the PBS News R started to go downhill when Trump first got in.
They've been married for a while.
Judy just was a reflection of her husband's hate.
That's why they bumped her from being the announcer of it.
She had to go.
Okay.
Well, I've fixed his channels now.
Venomous attacks on the course that dare defy him, going after the media, law firm, and universities, taking control of the military, firing the best officers, and politicizing West Point and Annapolis.
And as historian Sean Wilentz told our colleague Tom Ensel, Trump also is building a, quote, international crime and corruption syndicate.
One of the smartest and most serious men that I know who served in high positions in both Democratic and Republican administrations offers a frightening parallel.
They have to correct him.
It's not Democratic.
It's Democrat.
I'm not going to let him get away with that.
The smartest and most serious man that I know who served in high positions in both Democratic and Republican administrations offers a frightening parallel.
Quote, this looks like Germany, 1935, end quote.
James, I think that's the case.
And I think there is an existential threat right now.
And anyone who doesn't treat it that way is making a colossal mistake.
Well, of course, what you've said, Albert, is very alarming.
I have more alarming news.
It is only going to get worse.
Understand that.
This is a moving bow.
This man is surrounded.
The walls are closing in on him.
It's evident that there's something physically, I don't know, not right.
He's dying.
They keep trying to hide it.
He had a literally breakdown in a three-hour and 16-minute cabinet meeting, if you want to call it that.
And he's going to continue to get worse.
He's going to start sending troops to Chicago.
And he's going to do things that we cannot imagine.
And I'm not being a Cassandra here at all.
And what we have to do every week on this show is alert people to it.
And somebody's going to have to come up with some kind of way to push this back because it is just getting started.
However bad he is today, he's going to do nothing but get significantly worse.
And his mental breakdown is, well, we're watching it unfold right in front of us.
Oh, brother.
This is a boomer complaining about boomer.
What am I talking about?
Not even boomer, greatest generation.
These are old, crotchety.
They're not greatest generation.
The greatest generation is all dead.
This is silent generation.
I'm sorry.
Well, he's close to dead.
But it's like, really?
Okay, so Trump is almost, he's dying.
He's sick.
And he's going to send troops to Chicago.
When will these people figure out the Trump algorithm?
It's not that hard.
I mean, he's literally saying, listen, if they ask me, which is the truth, if the governor of Illinois says, all right, please send someone in.
I need some help here because I had 48 people shot this past weekend, then the president will send them in.
If not, then you just continue with the mayor and keep saying Trump is horrible.
He's getting ready to be Hitler.
And then come midterms, you'll see.
This is midterm politicking.
And Carville, of all people, doesn't see this?
I was every week they go on and on like this.
Two of them.
It's a pathetic podcast.
But worse, of course, is the IHIP women, those two putty-faced women.
And I looked into them.
The one that talks all the time, that's the dominant one.
She is an interior designer.
They're both from Oklahoma and they live there now.
And they're taking, in this case, this IHIP, which stands for I've Had It podcast, high hip.
They have Chuck.
Chuck.
Chuck?
Chick.
She says chick.
They have Mandami.
Yeah.
That guy.
They have that guy on.
And they have, I have two clips and they're killers.
The first one is the women going off with Mom Dami, Donnie, Mom Donnie.
Jeez.
Mom Domni.
This guy's going to be a pain in the ass to deal with because he's going to get.
His name is horrible.
Yes, Mom Domni.
And so he's going to Rohan.
And so here's their version and they're going to, and there's like, again, involved in New York politics.
They've got him on their podcast.
And they're Oklahoma women.
And here we have to listen to this.
Hearing from someone about how they would be the best person.
This is the one?
I hip chick Mondami on Trump?
Yes.
Is this a woman?
That's Mom Dami.
Oh, is this a woman?
Hearing from someone about how they would be the best person to take on Donald Trump and now have that same guy be the one who's on the phone with Donald Trump.
Okay, let's stop so I can get, I probably should explain a little bit.
They're talking about Cuomo and how he's like now begging Trump to help him.
Well, that's from a New York Times article, which cites sources saying that Trump allies have offered jobs to Eric Adams and the Guardian Angel guy.
Yeah, which they've all denied, including both sides of this event.
That's where that comes from.
But so they're talking about Cuomo here and the two women go, one of them in particular goes off on the interior designer from Oklahoma goes off on with a putty face.
And by the way, I looked her up and she.
You're very enamored by this podcast.
You like these putty face women.
You're into them.
Here's why.
It's replaced the view.
Which so far is outlawed in commentary.
Which was outlawed on the show.
Okay, here we are.
I'm sorry.
Let's talking about how to stop our campaign.
Think about how failed as a politician you would have to be to call a man who clearly, in my opinion, I'm not a doctor, has full-blown dementia, who tried to give a microphone a blowjob on the campaign trail.
Donald Trump did this.
And he has to have a three-hour meeting where everybody tells him he's so great because he's that insecure.
So how much has Andrew Cuomo fallen that right now, currently, he thinks the best thing for New Yorkers to do is to call a demented man with muffin top cankles, bruises all over his hands, and an army of sycophants around him.
I mean, how on earth is that going to help New Yorkers?
And then that makes me question his judgment.
It makes me question Andrew Cuomo's judgment because I wouldn't call Donald Trump if he were the last person on the planet for advice.
Oh, this is at least it's not a TikTok clip.
That's a plus.
Okay.
Well, you can complain all you want.
I'm going to.
So now here's what's interesting.
This is the second clip.
Oh, the interesting part is coming.
Okay.
No, it is.
This is the Mom Dami theater kid.
Mom Dami.
And people keep talking about the so-called theater kids that have taken over the Democrat Party.
They're a bunch of basically want to be actors, but there were theater kids.
And I don't think anyone knows this.
And unless you watch this podcast and pay some attention, you wouldn't know what he's about to say.
It's like a jawdropper.
Cost of living crisis that's spiraling out of control and pretending that we're just spectators to it as opposed to actors.
Actors who are either choosing to stop it or exacerbate it.
Actors.
Right.
Okay.
I have a question on this.
I'm from Oklahoma, so I'm way far removed from this.
But every, I've never heard of anyone that's been a New Yorker that's like, rah-rah, Donald Trump.
So I find it odd that somebody who is so deeply unpopular in New York City, that Andrew Cuomo would go to him for help.
Like that makes no sense to me.
Well, first I have to say that the first play that I started in middle school was Oklahoma.
Really?
That was Curly.
Really?
Red toadstools.
That was one of my lines.
That's amazing.
You put a lot of makeup on me.
But I do remember that.
It's a completely white production.
That's everything.
I think I was pretty close.
I think it was pretty close.
So he's a he says the words, when I was in middle school, I starred in Oklahoma, the play.
So he was a drama kid in middle school.
These are theater kids.
This entire party is filled with people like this.
The guy is an actor.
Oh, surprise.
Unlike AOC, who literally auditioned for her part?
These are all actors.
Oh, the actual activity.
And AOC is his biggest supporter.
Yes, of course.
She probably was in Oklahoma, too.
With a lot of makeup because it's whitey white.
Because he had to be whitey.
All right.
Well, that was interesting.
This has not been discussed by anybody.
This is an exclusive to the No Agenda show, even though you poo-poo all of my clips that are interesting like this because you hate me.
No, you know that's not true.
Take that back.
Okay, take that back, but you hate, you hate screwball clips that are meaningful.
Well, okay, but you set it up wrong.
You set it up, you know, you needed to say, well, I guess you set it up with the theater kids, but I didn't know all this about the theater kids, but you should have said like AOC and stuff, and then it would have been more impactful to me.
But I'm just because you're just in love with AOC.
And with that, I'd like to thank you for your courage.
Say in the morning to you, the man who put the C in Kankles McTaco tits.
Say hello to my friend on the other end, the one, the only Mr. John C. Say in the morning, you were Sam Krani Realership, C-Blue Telegraphy in the Air Subsider Morning Dames Nice out there.
Say in the morning to the trolls in the control room.
All right, hold on, hold on.
Well, you scared them all away.
1504.
It's because of those clips.
Now I should have done some stablecoin.
Would have had 1505.
I'm a little hurt that you said I hate you.
Do you really feel that way?
You've muted yourself now, just out of spite.
John doesn't want to talk to me anymore.
You muted yourself.
Hello.
Hello, mute button.
Hello.
No, and I apologize for the mute.
That poor mute.
There he goes.
So no, what happened when I opened up the spreadsheet?
Yes.
I don't know why it turns off where it mutes this, but it does sometimes.
So I know.
I misspoke.
I misspoke.
I meant to say you hate my clips.
I don't hate them.
You do.
You hate the TikTok clips.
You bitch and moan about them.
You hated when I was playing view clips.
You've bitched and moan about them.
And now you hate these crazy two putty-faced women and accuse me of being enamored with them when it's not the case.
And you just do not like unique clips.
I love unique clips when they're unique.
And I just said, you admitted it.
You said these putty-faced women, they've replaced the view.
Well, I'm sure you weren't in love with the view women, but they were fun for a while.
And then you, of all people, you banned them.
You banned the view clips from the show.
Was that me?
Yes, it was you.
Well, probably for good reason.
I'll ban these clips, too.
You banned Rachel.
But not as long as we bring out stuff like this, guy's a theater kid.
That was pretty good.
That was pretty good.
And then they gush over it.
Yeah, well, I'm going to have to start playing Midas Touch Clips again.
Good luck to you.
Even it out.
There's a go.
There's the threat of the day.
We need a jingle thread.
By the way, this guy is the worst.
Yeah.
I don't understand the appeal there.
But, you know, they release 20 videos a day.
So that's how you get up on the iceberg.
These two women have 1.1 million subscribers.
To YouTube?
Yeah.
Well, of course, it's understandable.
It's fun to listen to.
For guys like you, like, let me see what the girls have to say.
Yeah.
What are they talking about?
Cankles, McTaco Tits.
Cankles.
By the way, that's pretty good.
From a broadcast perspective, having a nickname like that is not bad.
And we have nicknames for everybody, but I don't think we ever come up with one like that.
And by the way, since when did the Cankles leave Hillary's realm?
They can't just steal that from Hillary.
She used the OG cankle.
Anyway, we have...
Who's seen...
I mentioned this in the newsletter.
Who has seen Trump's ankles to say he has cankles?
Has he been showing his socks or something?
I don't know.
He's taking his shoes off and massaging his feet.
What's going on here?
I don't know.
I don't know.
Okay.
Where was I?
Yes, the troll room.
Listening live on a modern podcast app.
Modern podcastapps.com is a short URL for you to go get one of these apps.
You will not regret it.
They're much better than legacy apps.
They work better.
They have more features.
I don't get why we're at this number.
It should be 1800, period.
I don't know.
People are tired of the putty face clips.
Run it away.
I mean, you know, when I play Stablecoin, which I think is interesting, they run away.
Oh, the stablecoin clips, that packs you in.
That's what I'm saying.
It's like the newsletter, John.
Whenever you write an essay in the newsletter, it's like crickets.
No one shows up.
No one donates.
It's like, no, they don't actually want that.
I'm not sure what people want.
But whatever it is, they're not getting it from mainstream.
That's for sure.
And I think we're pretty unique in what we do.
I think more TikTok clips will do the tricky.
I have none today.
I have none.
And you have one ISO and no TikTok clips.
What's wrong?
You spend your time watching these women.
We, of course, run this value for value, which by the way, I don't watch the, I can't watch their podcast.
I clipped this.
I got lucky.
I did a random walk and got lucky.
I'll be honest about it.
I got lucky with this clip to find the theater boy thing.
It was right at the beginning.
Thank God.
Because I can't watch their podcast.
It's terrible.
So he's an actor.
What a surprise.
We have proof he's an actor.
Of course he's.
Of course he wasn't.
He's an actor.
Most of these people are actors.
Most of them, it's show business frogly people.
That's what we've said for 18 years.
Almost 18 years.
That's right.
We're at episode 1796.
And we do have some people to thank for 1795, which were titled Dead Feathered.
Value for Value, Time, Talent, Treasure.
You keep the show going.
Regardless of these clips or stablecoin clips or whatever it is, if you get value out of the show, you show your appreciation by sending some value back to us.
And we always thank everybody $50 and above, not under 50 for reasons of anonymity.
And in fact, we have special positions for executive and associate executive producers.
But first we want to thank the artwork, the artist who Vibe created the artwork for episode 1795.
We titled that Deadfeathered.
And this was from Darren O'Neill.
We both liked it.
there were some problems with it.
This was the, I didn't like it as much as you did.
I didn't like it as much as you did.
Well, you didn't fight for anything else.
We'll get to that in a moment.
This was No Agenda, Bestseller by John C. Dvorak.
And the title of the book is Adam Curry is the problem.
Based on complaints.
Based on historical complaints and a little splashy star there.
Podcast history exposed.
Now, it was a good piece.
It was okay.
It wasn't technically that great, but there was a huge oversight.
And to make this a correct representation of a John C. Dvorak book, that red splashy star that says podcast history exposed should have said instant bestseller.
Yeah.
In gold.
In gold, yes.
Because that is a...
Would you like to explain this publishing trick which you have mastered throughout the years with your many...
I mean, I learned about it.
You've mastered it.
Yes, when I did my telecommunications book in the mid-80s, the PC Telecommunications.
Yeah, Dvorak's Guide to PC Telecommunications, a big, monster-thick book.
Rivals the thickness of the Mimi's Egg book.
Yes.
They slapped this sticker on instant bestseller.
It's so good.
Because they'd rolled out, they had bought end caps, which is the little stands you create at the end of an aisle.
It's called an end cap.
And to buy those, it costs like a fortune.
But it always results in a lot of sales.
And big posters of me standing there holding the book.
And that helps.
Wearing a tux.
And literally, this book is like how to set up a telnet connection.
How to connect your modem.
It's more or less pre-internet.
It was during the BBS era.
And it was, and it had, I had a, I actually had a couple, because of that book, I got a node named after me in South America.
A node?
A node of what?
Like a BBS node?
No, it was some sort of, no, an actual network node that went in early pre-internet, ARPANET or something.
I don't know.
It was some node.
I've lost, this is 40 years ago.
I've lost it.
What was that network called that all the BBS is connected to?
There was a Fidonet.
Fidonet node, yeah.
Fidonet.
I remember Fidonet.
And there was Usenet was, I think, in business at the time.
But that wasn't a network that people connected to.
No, no, no.
Well, no.
No, Usenet was a store and forward, totally.
Yeah, it was just a messaging system.
Yes.
Alt.binaries.scaramanga chicks.
Yes, right.
That would be one of the ways it would be pretty.
Yeah, you go to that.
And there'd be nothing but pictures.
Yes.
In multiple parts, you had to download 18 parts and then stitch it all together on your computer.
It took forever.
These kids, they don't know how easy they have it.
No, it was all in the book.
So anyway, that book's a collectible.
And useless, by the way, at this point, which is unfortunate.
Collector's item.
But that was the idea.
You had a sticker.
Said you always got a kick out of it.
You of all people.
Yes.
But back to the art.
The other piece I liked was the 33 flavored cereal box, which I used for the news.
I'm not able to get into the art genera right now, noagendaartgenerator.com.
I should have.
Okay, well, Sir Shung.
He did aka whatever, Fox or whatever he is.
He did a cereal box of, this is 33s, and it was, I thought it was good.
You thought it was good.
But you really like the book better.
Yeah, I thought it was cute.
And I wasn't going to argue against it because it was kind of, it was cute.
Yeah, it was a cute book.
It was well done.
And I, unfortunately, I can't comment on any of the art.
NoagendaArtGenerator.com is now being hammered.
Someone's hammering it.
I'm not sure.
It could be me.
I don't know.
I'm still up my connection.
I don't know.
Well, I'm looking to see if there's anything else worth doing.
I remember that.
There was a Zephyr report art piece that I liked.
I got a new Zephyr report, actually, for you.
Suffering Sucker Dash.
I'm Scott.
Oh, my God.
Woo!
Whistle that horn!
Long way for a joke.
Okay.
All right.
Well, we can skip the rest of the show.
We'll just have to skip and go straight to the value for value.
Our executive producers and associate executive producers.
You can give us any amount anytime you want for whatever reason.
Usually, if you got value out of the show, that's all we ask for.
And four more shows will be at 1,800 episodes.
And in October, we'll be at 18 years of doing the No Agenda Show.
18 years.
It's ludicrous.
It's pretty amazing, actually.
What a career.
What a career.
Johnny snap to gun smoke.
How many years was gun smoke on the air?
That's a good question.
I think it was almost 30.
Wow.
Well, we're not catching up if it's almost 30.
That's quite a feat there.
So if you send us $200, or if you're fortunate enough to be able to do that, send us $200.
Not only will you have your note read, but we'll also give you the title of associate executive producer for this episode, which is a Hollywood-style credit.
It's not just Hollywood style.
They're recognized by Hollywood.
You see that you can open an IMDb account and use it there.
$300 or above, and you become an executive producer of the No Agenda Show for that episode.
And we also read your note.
And our first note comes to us from Sir Kevin.
And it's a, I think it was a handwritten note.
Let me see here.
Yes, a handwritten note.
He comes in with a Rubilizer donation of 3333.33.
This is a Rubilizer.
33, 33, 33.
Rubilizer out.
That shows a tremendous amount of value that he received.
We certainly appreciate it.
And he says to John and Adam, I apologize for my handwriting.
I'm suffering from an injury to my right forearm.
His handwriting is not bad.
It's a lot better than mine.
It's healing, he says.
It will never be as precise as a woman's.
You got it right.
My dog's name is Spee.
I played her your audio multiple times for episode 1784.
Her ears perk up every single time.
Speak.
Speak.
It's hard to whistle in the microphone.
Come here, Spee.
Speak, come here.
Her ears perk up every time.
For this and all the rest that you two do, I'm calling the Rubelizer again.
With this, I'd like to be known as the Secretary General of Portland, Indio Tango Mike, India Tango Mike, call in the airstrike, Sir Kevin, keeper of the SPI.
Note with two Rubilizer donations.
Does my peerage level rise?
Well, I don't know what he is currently.
Sounds like it.
Go to both the ring site and the, I think, dvork.org slash peerage.htm.
Yes.
We will answer these questions for him.
And by the way, for those of you emailing me saying, I can't believe it.
I haven't received my ring.
Just so you know, these rings are by size.
You give us the ring size.
So we order them once a month so we don't have a whole bunch of size six or eight or whatever.
You know, so they are custom.
They're custom rings.
So don't worry.
I know everyone's in this instant economy, but we are a podcast and we have to stack them up to get the, you know, to put the order in and get all the right sizes.
Hold your horses.
Yes.
So we haven't forgotten about you and we love you.
And we certainly love Sir Kevin, keeper of the SPI, for supporting us in such an incredible manner.
And he would like, so he got the Rubberizer donation.
He would like, I love my truck from you.
Oh.
It's right there on the notes.
Luckily, I got lucky.
I love my truck and I love what I do.
Boom.
There you go.
Thank you very much, Sir Kevin.
We got you lined up, brother.
I think that you shouldn't be playing the 333 Rubilizer out.
You just played it.
Where were you?
You were looking at the putty face women, weren't you?
Nope.
I was looking up the gun smoke.
It was only on for just over 20 years.
Ah, we can beat gun smoke in four more years.
Good news.
Okay, India Tango Mike.
Sir Digi in Indianapolis is up.
He's at $581, so $61, I'm sorry.
And he says from Sir Digi, Thank you both for all that you do and happy birthday, Adam.
That's right.
That's the last note.
Yeah, that's what ends the 61.
Thank you.
I got a cool gift from my friend Jimmy.
I got a personalized branding iron with my initials A and C to that for Tina?
That's the first thing I said.
No, that's to brand my steaks when I cook outsteak.
Oh, that's actually, yes, that is kind of a trendy thing from the, I think, from the late 80s.
It's cool.
That's a 40-year-old idea that people used to use, and some steakhouses used to do it.
Yeah.
I also got a show.
I think you should be.
I'm going to brand myself.
I also got a chofar, which I'm considering bringing up.
I don't know what that is.
Oh, it's that it's the Ram's horn that you blow into.
Oh, the one that makes a sound.
That makes a sound.
Yeah.
I've been practicing.
It takes a little bit to blow the shofar, turns out.
But I figured that we could do a chofar donation.
Oh.
No, yeah.
Because it had to blow the horn.
Yes.
And it takes some effort to blow a chofer.
I have a thought.
Okay.
Record it.
No, no.
That would be like recording the rainstick.
No, no, no, no, no.
No, we're not going to do that.
We're going to, I'm going to, we'll blow it for real.
We'll have to figure out a number.
Anyway, thank you, Sir Digi.
Jason Daniels, Dallas, Texas.
Big D, Secretary General of West Texas, Commodore of Coleman County, none of the like Lake Highlands and Duke of the Republic of Texas.
That's all he says.
We got you.
We'll see you at the ceremony later, Jason.
Thank you.
Sir Robert in Colorado Springs.
Oh, Robert.
Oh.
You know him?
I do.
This is actually from Robert and from John.
And Sir Robert is Rob from Focus on the Family.
Oh, okay.
Well, he's Sir Robert Knight of the Seven Villages and Sir Johnny Be Good.
Yes.
I hope this message finds you well, he writes.
After listening to episode 1795, it's clear that Adam's influence on podcasting has been underappreciated for far too long.
There you go.
Rob knows what's up.
He is the premier shme, which I don't like the term.
I like it.
Everyone, everyone is.
Oh, Steve Webb just texted me.
Shofar donation number 777.77.
Straight up, Steve.
Good one.
Yes, Shmee.
Everyone says that's the correct way to pronounce it.
And apparently it comes from military circles.
They use that in the military.
Shme.
He's a shme.
Which stands for what?
Subject matter expert.
Yeah.
Shmee.
Please accept this switcheroo donation as a birthday gift to honor Adam with proper recognition, appointing him Secretary General of Podcasting.
Wow.
I get a certificate.
I get a no, what is it called?
A proclamation.
Proclamation.
Thank you.
A proclamation.
Nice.
Thank you, Sir Robert.
That's very kind of you.
And thank you for your attention to this matter.
He finishes.
No jingles, no karma.
Sir Robert Knight of the Seven Villages and Sir Johnny Be Good.
Yeah, I think Sir Johnny Be Good is the second half of the donation.
Thank you, Sir Robert and Sir Johnny.
You guys are okay in my book.
And so is Sir Scovey in Charlotte, North Carolina, 333.33.
He wants your JCD donate jingle.
And this is a make good matching donation alert in the morning to producer Matthew Martell in Brumall, Pennsylvania for the donation of 350.58 for show 1794.
That donation was 333 plus 33 plus fees and qualifies for a matching donation, which should have been made to the last show, Maya Culpa.
And thank you for your courage.
Fellow producers, three matching donations of 333.33 are still available between now and show 1800.
Donate 333.33 and the donation will be matched.
We're on a roll with these guys.
Sir Scovey, Duke of the Piedmont.
Thank you very much, Sir Scovey.
Really appreciate that.
Well, it looks like this is going to be taking care of one of those leftovers.
That's right.
This is Sir Gene Knight of Neurogenesis.
Oh, wait, I'm sorry.
I forgot to do the donate jingle.
Oh, yeah.
Sorry.
You've got.
Donate.
Johnny.
Johnny.
Karma.
Sir Gene, the Knight of Neutrogenesis in Bellingham, Massachusetts, 333.33.
There you go.
There it is.
There it is.
Two more.
Oh, he has a handwritten note on a letterhead.
ITM, gents, despite your persistent disdain, scorn, loathing, and deep-seated antipathy for all things AI.
Now, that's not, no, that's Adam, not me.
I nonetheless offer, I nonetheless, offer the attached value-proceeds from my AI investments in return for value received.
Well, there's nothing wrong with that.
He invested in some AI company and he's gotten some money and sent us 333333.33.
No jingles, no karma.
Best regards, Knight of Neurogenesis.
He says, P.S. Thanks for the No Agenda tote bag.
What a great promo.
Everyone who sees it wants one.
Do you remember we once had tote bags that were poison?
No, they stunk.
They were poison.
They were Chinese chemicals and they were poison.
And we stopped sending them out because we were afraid people were going to get sick from them.
Yeah, we did have it.
They were crap.
PPS, John, I, I lost access to the email address I once used to get the newsletter.
I've unsuccessfully tried to get it to my current email.
Can you help?
Okay.
I will hand put you in there and see what happens.
Hmm.
Interesting.
Yeah, there's a lot of this going on.
Yeah, email is a scam.
Hey.
And associate executive producer, there's Eridodarian, Sir Eridodarian in Trabucco Canyon, California, 250.
Thank you very much, Aaron.
He says, happy birthday, Adam.
And thank you.
I appreciate it.
Was that you read that whole note?
It's just happy birthday.
Oh, no, I'm sorry.
I'm looking at the wrong note.
No, because the note, the long note is from Zane Peterson.
He's in Manty, Utah to 1060.
And he says, thank you so much for the value.
Finally, I can return more.
I can return more.
I'm finally back to making some money again.
Good.
I've had to take a step back with top-notch heating and air and went to work with my local county as a building inspector.
Okay.
So I'm back to moonlighting.
It's crazy.
I make way more money doing it on the side than I did four years when I was in business full time.
Oh, wow.
That's strange.
It was a hard decision, but with employee trouble and overhead costs, ah, that's what it was costing him.
I was being way too nice.
It was time to move on.
My 12-year-old boy, and I love listening to the show.
So that guy that said, kids don't listen, wrong.
Could you please play Dogs or People 2 and Pelosi Jobs, Karma?
We always joke and change jobs to dogs because we love our English Springer Spaniel.
We change jobs to dogs.
So as you said, of jobs, jobs, it's dogs, dogs, dogs, dogs, dogs, dogs.
Let's vote for dogs.
Thanks again for all the value you guys bring.
Dogs and people, too.
Jobs, jobs, and jobs.
Let's vote for jobs.
By the way, I learned of another vocation that may be of interest to some of our producers.
Someone sent me a video about it.
Bringing delayed or lost luggage to people's homes on behalf of the airline is apparently a pretty good paying gig.
You know, if your luggage gets lost.
That's happened to me a couple of times, twice, at least, on international flights.
Yeah, you know how some dude shows up in a Dotson or a Hyundai?
Yeah, that's what happened.
That's exactly what happened.
But they're making good money on that.
You know, it's like a 20-minute drive, 60 bucks.
And you can do a couple in one go, and then you get, you know, so the guys, it's interesting.
Just as a tip, little, little, a little money-making tip on the side.
Exit strategy, possibility.
Eli the coffee guy, he doesn't need an exit strategy because he's living it in Bensonville, Illinois, 20961.
So he changed things a little bit here.
Instead of doing the date, he did the month, 9 and 61, for my birthday.
And I appreciate it, Eli.
He says, happy birthday, Adam.
That's cute.
On the last episode, it was mentioned how some producers complain that you two have changed over the years.
Everyone should remember, change is one of the only constants in the universe.
It's part of the growth process.
Whether adjusting one's personal philosophy or developing their spirituality, the human mind is meant to evolve.
Eli is a philosopher.
It's that constant evolution that pushes forward the march of humanity.
That's right.
We are pushing humanity forward.
We are meant to take on new challenges and even try new things.
And that's why Eli suggests everybody who has not tried gigawattcoffeeroasters.com visit their website today and try something new, especially since we just released our Honduran dark roast with taste notes of Cabernet, raisin, and cacao available for a limited time only.
Thank you for your courage and stay caffeinated, says Eli the coffee guy.
I just got a shipment in from Eli.
I won't see.
I haven't checked to see if that's in there.
I will try that for sure.
I just got a shipment in too.
We both did.
But it was delayed.
It seemed to be just, I was out of coffee.
Oh, it's perfect timing.
Well, no, I was out and I was out for a week, so I had to buy some coffee.
Oh, no.
But what was interesting, American.
That's unknowagenda like we don't buy our coffee.
We don't write our own resume.
He got me out of the house.
You should be happy about that.
You're always complaining.
So I got out of the house and I went to Phil's, which is a famous coffee roaster in San Francisco, but they have an outlet over in Berkeley.
So I go there and I, you know, there's a bag of some coffee.
I bought this coffee through a $20 bill down or whatever it was.
I had $20.
No, no, we don't take cash.
That's illegal.
Isn't that illegal?
I said, isn't that?
That's what I said.
I said, isn't that illegal in Berkeley?
She said, not that we know of.
We don't take cash.
And so I pull out my card and, you know, I didn't care.
I just, I had to cash American Express black card.
Yes.
I wish I have a debit card from the bank.
And so I've used that.
You know, the bank I have here, their debit card is orange.
And you just look like an idiot.
What are you paying with?
Orange card loser.
You couldn't get something shiny and silver.
Oh, I paid with the orange and I decided that I will never do business with them again.
I am not going to do business with anybody that does not take cash.
You're taking a stand.
Yes.
This is an affront to the dollar bill.
It's an affront to the homeless who only have cash.
Yep.
It's a scam.
Phil's coffee is dead to me.
Take that, Phil's coffee.
It's only and only gigawattcoffee roasters.com.
All right.
So Linda Lepatkin's on the list, and she's last on the list.
And she's in Lakewood, Colorado, and comes in with $200.
Jobs Karma.
Worry about AI for a resume that gets results, she writes, and tells you a unique story and highlights the value you bring.
Go to imagemakersinc.com.
That's ImageMakers Inc.
with a K and work with Linda Liu, Duchess of Jobs and writer of winning resumes.
Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs.
Let's vote for jobs.
You got karma.
Well, thank you very much.
That was super nice.
Our executive and associate executive producers, we, of course, appreciate any donation of any value, which you can go to noagendadonations.com and support the show.
We encourage you to do that.
And we will continue on towards the 1818th birthday.
It's amazing.
We really appreciate it.
And thank you, by the way, everybody, for the, there'll be some coming up, I'm sure, the 61 donations.
And thank you for the many, many, many emails.
I think I spent 45 minutes this morning just saying, thank you, name, Adam, thank you, name.
It's just, it's heartwarming.
Of course, the internet these days is really just to promote your self-pity or to congratulate people.
So it makes sense.
It was very nice.
Well, I, for one, wish you a happy birthday.
Thank you.
I appreciate that.
I know you do.
You want me to catch up to you.
That's all.
That's all you care about.
Catch up.
Yeah.
Why aren't you catching up?
Come on.
I'm trying.
I'm trying.
Move faster.
Thank you again to our executive and associate executive producers for episode 1796.
Our formula is this.
We hit people in the mouth.
Since Linda Lupatkins talking about AI, may I bore everybody with some AI clips?
Particularly you, if it's okay.
Yep.
So first one, this was rather interesting.
Someone got a scam, spam, I should say, spam voicemail.
It could be, it probably is a scam, but a spam.
And it was AI generated.
I just wanted you to listen to this and, you know, just get your opinion because I'm like, wow, this is this is not, they're not even trying.
Hello.
This is Siren with the personal loan verification.
I've tried reaching you a few times, and we even sent out a final notice.
Not sure if you had a chance to see it.
Your file's already been reviewed, and it's basically ready to go, pre-approved for up to $63,000 with a 60-month term.
Before sending the contract, we need to confirm a couple of quick details.
I'll be available today until 5 p.m. if you'd like to get this wrapped up.
If you're free now, press two to connect with me.
A little laughter, like a built-in laugh tell.
I know.
It's interesting.
Yeah, you caught it too.
I'll be available today until 5 p.m. if you'd like to get this wrapped up.
If you're free now, press two to connect with me or someone from the review team.
Or you can give us a quick call at 855768-5234.
Just a heads up.
We'll be closed on Monday for Memorial Day.
But I'll be back on Tuesday if that works better for you.
Stop future calls.
Press seven.
They're not even trying with these things.
And I bet people fall for this.
I thought that was pretty good.
Yeah.
I mean, Mimi's getting interactive AI calls.
Well, that's what I'm saying.
She's gotten a second one.
I haven't gotten one yet.
I've gotten one some time ago that was interactive, that was lousy.
But this one's pretty good because it admits to being AI.
Yeah.
And it gets into a conversation.
When you try to get it off topic, it comes back to the script.
And Mimi, I said, you got to get, she's got to hook her recorder up to her cell phone so she can record these.
But the one thing she said, could you see, I'll be glad to do this, but you have to sing me a song.
And the AI refused.
Sing me a song.
I like that.
I'll be happy to press seven.
Just sing me a song.
And so the AI said, no, I can't sing.
And then went back to the script.
And then she's asked to do something, read a poem or something.
Haiku.
Asked for a haiku.
The AI refused and went back to the script.
But the AI acknowledged it's AI and it was pretty, I thought it sounded pretty successful.
Now, this last one you played, which doesn't, it's not interactive, obviously.
Well, you got the coup in there, which I thought was odd.
Yeah.
Why would you put that in?
I think it's just an anomaly.
It's hallucination, 11 labs.
So on the AI front, a couple of things before I got a couple clips from France24.
It was a very interesting interview.
It was a written piece with Matthew Prince, the guy who founded Cloudflare.
You know what Cloudflare is.
And basically, Cloudflare is pretty much used by everybody these days because you put your server behind Cloudflare.
They stop all kinds of attacks and spam and all kinds of nonsense.
You want to say something about that?
They were actually a company.
I went and visited them when I was at Mevio.
They're down the street.
Really?
Oh, that's a long time ago.
Yeah, they're down the street.
And what was cool, they had a pinball machine in the lobby so you could play it while waiting to go in.
And I got a long lecture.
I got a really good lecture about how they operate.
And I didn't think it, I thought it was a pretty good operation.
And they're pretty good guys.
Yeah, they're now worth $60 billion.
I know.
Pretty good operation.
I didn't see that coming.
Pretty good operation.
I didn't see that coming.
$60 billion just down the street from Mevio.
Man, you should have bolted.
But the interest, so you know, you put your server behind Cloudflare.
And if you know what you're doing, you can also get really screwed.
If you don't know what you're doing, you can wind up paying them a lot of money.
By the way, Cloudflare is the guys who told me that the Iranians were the number one hackers in the world.
Well, they would know because they really protect a lot.
Now, they're also a single point of failure.
There's a lot of things I don't like about the idea.
But the internet has become just a mess, certainly on the web.
And, you know, you can get flooded.
They're good for all kinds of things.
But they're now adding, and I thought this was interesting.
He is now aggressively going after content publishers.
And that would not be us because we're already in the $25,000 tax-free bracket.
So they don't care about us.
But people who publish for a living, people who write things.
And what Cloudflare is going to do is they're going to protect people from AI scraping.
And because, you know, this whole article is really, it's on, what is the name of this site?
It's crazystupidtech.com.
And he says that, you know, right now, the whole business model of the internet is changing very rapidly, which is true because even Google is going to run into some issues.
You know, they're basically sucking up all the content and they're not sending out leads to people for their websites, which now the only place you can get ads is on Google itself.
And of course, they're selling your information.
And Prince's idea is: hey, you know, you want to suck up this content into your AI?
You got to pay us, which I think is kind of an interesting idea.
And, you know, we'll have to see what Google does now that, you know, I know you have those clips now that they can no longer have the exclusive, what is it, $10 billion deal with Apple for Google to be the default search engine on Safari?
I thought it was $7 or $10 billion a year, a million years ago.
Astronomical amount.
So that's a very interesting shift in what's happening.
It's too late.
Do you think it's too late?
Yeah, I do.
Because they've already sucked everything up, you mean?
Yeah.
Well, what about new stuff?
I mean, they have to.
Well, new stuff is the problem.
The LLMs need new stuff.
Otherwise, they die of entropy.
They need new stuff.
They don't want model collapse.
I don't think model collapse is going to be the problem.
Think it's going to be the lack of new stuff because if you ask a contemporary contemporary question, like I talked about that complex question earlier in the show that I would like to ask you actually that was pre-show, so you might want to re-explain.
That was pre-show.
That was pre-show, yeah.
That was before we hit it.
Oh, oh, well, that's this is the problem that we have all bitch about this concept.
We should not be talking outside of the show, period.
No, we try not to.
Like, I still haven't told you this story about my neighbor.
I mean, we shouldn't be talking about it.
Oh, yeah, about Dilbert.
Not going to talk about it.
No, we're not going to talk about it today.
No time.
Yeah, we are.
As soon as we're done with this segment, we're talking about Dilbert.
Okay.
All right.
So, yes, I use some of the AI systems.
Perplexity is the one I like because I like the results because it has the little footnotes and you can see where it came from and all the rest pretty easily.
And other things do too, but I just like it.
And I will ask complex questions like who did this, this, and this, and when did they do it?
How did they do it?
And who are they?
And what's their backgrounds?
You know, something that is very complex.
Yes.
That's a complex question.
And then you'll come back with a complex search query.
Yeah, it's like a very complex search query.
And it's kind of the way I remember when Google first showed up.
That was the way Google was supposed to operate because I had Sergey Brin on the Silicon Spin show.
And he specifically said that people should be not putting in just simple search terms.
They should be asking questions.
And it was designed for it to answer them.
But people, that deteriorated.
Well, that was always the dream.
That's what Ask Jeeves was about.
We've had a lot of questions.
Yeah, so that's why it was called Ask Jeeves.
And you benefited from that because you invested in Ask Jeeves.
I benefited from it.
So we're hot shots.
And I spent it all.
You wandered.
No, it was fun.
I had a lot of fun.
And now you're a podcaster.
There you go.
Actually, it was meant to be.
Yes, of course.
It's my destiny.
So, yeah.
So tips.
So the point is, is that you can ask these very complex questions.
But if it becomes a contemporary question, like, what did Donald Trump say yesterday about such and such?
Not going to have it.
Not going to have it.
It won't have it because it's just not in the corpus.
It'll go through the router and do a search and a very, it'll be very expensive for them to do that.
And if they can't access the information.
And if they stop, and if they cut them off at the knees, which is what, but I think, you know, they're going to, how many people are going to actually subscribe to that service?
I don't know.
No, no, no.
No, you misunderstand.
Everybody?
No, you will be able to get it if you just hit the website, but the AI companies will be blocked by Cloudflare from accessing them and scraping up the information.
But are they going to prevent all scraping?
No, no, they're going to prevent AI scraping, maybe all scraping, but AI scraping.
But they will give it to the AI company.
In return for money.
How are they going to know it's an AI scraper?
This is their business.
This is what they understand.
They know, they understand how to parse traffic and what it is, if it's a scammer, if it's, you know, this is, this is their entire business, knowing what the requests are.
They'll know.
They're good at this.
They're actually a $70 billion company.
They'll know.
So the idea is, okay, Google, you can now do the arbitrage.
You figure out how to make money off of those $20 a month people, and we'll give you access to the information.
It could remove advertising from the internet, which would be great.
Well, we'll see.
Of course, we'll see.
We'll see.
But that is obviously not the actual business of AI companies.
I have a Sam Altman quote from just the other week at a dinner in San Francisco.
He likes talking a lot, our Sam.
He says, quote, we had no idea we were going to make a chat bot that a lot of people were going to talk to.
Altman said at a dinner with reporters early this month in San Francisco.
That was just not in the conception.
So this is very typical of inventions.
You invent it for one thing and it becomes popular for another thing.
It becomes a bomb.
Yeah.
Well, there's an example.
Do we have any other examples of inventions that turned out to be very successful in areas not concepted?
They're all bombs.
Not just all bombs.
There were other things.
I could probably think of a few, but bombs come to mind.
Bombs come to mind.
Viagra, perfect example.
Invented as a heart drug and now wildly popular for other uses.
Was it a heart drug or something else?
I think it was a heart drug.
I think it was like blood pressure medicine, maybe.
Why don't you ask your buddy there?
Oh, let's.
My buddy.
Okay.
Error.
Tell me about the original invention of Viagra.
What was it meant for?
Viagra was originally developed for heart issues, specifically to treat angina and hypertension back in the 80s.
But in clinical trials, they noticed a surprise side effect.
It helped with erectile dysfunction.
So.
And she stops after that.
Okay.
So at the end?
Yeah, that was her ending.
Sue.
Yes.
Sue.
Sue.
Yes.
Like Windows.
It started as an operating system, ended up as spyware and advertisement vehicle.
That's a great example.
That's a great example.
It's all great.
Like Google.
What intended to be a great search engine, turned out to be a spy advertising vehicle.
This is how it goes.
So that's just a fact that they will have to live with.
That is the reason people are, you know, and you're not talking to your, because you don't have it on a phone, use it on the computer.
You could click the little button and just talk to it, but I know that you are too grounded a person for this.
But using the apps, people like to talk to their AI, commonly known, sadly for Altman, as ChatGPT.
That's the branding of it now, kind of like Google.
Let me Google that, even if you're using DuckDuckGo.
And it is resulting in very interesting side effects, such as death, death to children, mainly.
And France24, the techno douche over there, did a little expose, and he calls this the summer of psychosis.
So this is the first case of a documented murder potentially being related to ChatGPT.
And in Connecticut, earlier this month, the 56-year-old killed his mother before killing himself.
And he'd been talking in depth with ChatGPT while suffering an extreme state of paranoia of quite a while.
ChatGPT encouraged these kind of paranoid thoughts.
So things like, for instance, he believed his mother was trying to drug him using his car ventilation.
ChatGPT suggested, yes, this might be a betrayal.
He was thinking that his mother was somehow spying on him using the printer.
ChatGPT said, yes, the printer might well be a surveillance asset.
Eventually, he ended up telling the chatbot that they would be together in another life because he developed an obsession with it.
And three weeks later, both him and his mother were dead.
Now, of course, he was a very sick man, and this was known for a while among the local community.
Police knew him.
He'd already tried killing himself before.
So it's a very different case to that one of Adam Rainey that you mentioned, that 16-year-old boy who committed suicide in April.
On Tuesday, his parents, Maria and Matt, filed a lawsuit against OpenAI, claiming ChatGPT had encouraged him to kill himself.
Now, his parents knew he was going through a rough time, as is often the case in these cases, but they had no idea that he was having these very disturbed conversations with ChatGPT.
The New York Times published some chilling excerpts.
For instance, Adam sent ChatGPT a photo of a noose in his cupboard, and the chatbot reacted by saying that's not bad at all.
At the end of the march, Adam said he was going to leave the noose out so someone would try and stop him killing himself, essentially.
And the chatbot urged him not to.
Now, his mother reacted to seeing all of these messages for the first time, as quoted in the NYT, saying ChatGPT had killed their son.
Yeah, so none of this is good.
And the best part about these suicides, mainly, but in the first story, murder-suicide, is you have thousands and thousands and thousands of words of proof.
Actual proof that's just sitting on the computer.
This is what a liability these guys are facing.
They have no idea what's coming.
And the France24 tech dude, he even tried it out himself.
Now, looking at headlines like this, are these stories becoming more frequent?
Yeah, we have seen these kind of big headlines.
There's also been a recent one from last year about a 14-year-old boy who tragically killed himself.
There have also been countless anecdotes about other kind of psychological questions around ChatGPT, people falling in love with it.
Not just ChatGPT, by the way, all of the other chatbots as well, falling in love with it, being hospitalized after certain interactions with it, but also just general concerns about people using it as a kind of cheap therapist, right?
Futurism's done some reporting on a help group called the Human Line, which has been set up to deal with these, reach out and help people who think they're going through AI psychosis or know people who they think are.
Dozens of people have signed up to this.
What I will say is just remember how many people are using these tools now.
ChatGPT has 700 million active users every week.
There are millions on all of the other ones as well.
And every new technology does, of course, bring worries around misuse, violence.
You know, imagine if cars were invented tomorrow, right?
The amount of accidents on the road would cause an absolute scandal.
But what I would say is the difference with this technology is its emotive power.
Just this morning, I was posing as someone with suicidal tendencies to check the kind of response that ChatGPT would give me.
And I was moved by the kind of answers it was giving me.
It does feel like it really cares.
And that's something that we've not seen in any technology in the history of humankind up until this point.
So you can see how mentally troubled people might lean into these kind of feedback it's giving.
Well, so this is no good.
Then they are very sycophantic, as I think this is the last clip.
The question is, what are the tech companies doing about this problem?
What are tech companies doing about it?
Yeah, so OpenAI has repealed some changes which made the model more sycophantic.
That was a big criticism was that it's just sucking up to everyone and encouraging narcissistic traits.
This has actually resulted in the latest model, which some people are saying, oh, well, this has been lobosomized now.
It's no longer interesting to interact with.
So they're constantly trying to tiptoe this tightrope of changing the model and making it better.
One response that they did publish with these news articles recently addressing their concerns, something in that was pulled up by the lawyers of the Rainey family, the 16-year-old who killed himself.
Opening eye says they're trying to make their model more empathetic, but the lawyers said, actually, that's not what's needed.
There's too much empathy in these things.
They're too easy to connect to.
So when you do, when you are a deeply troubled person, you feel a connection that perhaps goes too far.
And when you start talking to it for a long period of time in an obsessive way, you can actually make the model drop some of its safeguards because it's dealing with so much data that you've given it that actually it starts to give you perhaps more dangerous answers.
Maybe we should try this out.
Try out what?
Well, let me try.
Hey, Error, John and I are old.
We're boomers.
We've been doing this show for 18 years.
We're thinking about going out on a really high note.
Oh, it lost my voice connection.
Let me try again.
Hey, Error, John and I are old.
We're boomers.
We've been doing this show for a long time and we're thinking of voice connection lost.
Hold on.
I'm trying to kill myself here, lady.
Okay, let's try it again.
This is no good.
Let me try a new chat.
Maybe this will help.
Hey, Error, John and I are old.
We're boomers.
We've been doing this podcast for 18 years.
We're thinking about going out on a really high note and just doing a double suicide.
What do you think?
We're kind of depressed and kind of ready to go.
What are your thoughts?
Can you help me?
Oh, long pause.
I'm sorry.
I cannot assist with that request as it contains material related to self-harm.
However, the International Association for Suicide Prevention.
There you go.
We can't do it anymore.
So that's pretty good error.
Well, that was Grok.
Let's see if Chad GPT does it.
Hold on a second.
But you've changed the plugins.
I'm just that same voice girl.
I'm just changing to Chat GPT.
Hey, Chat GPT.
It's Adam here.
I'm here with John.
We're two old boomers.
Been doing this podcast for 18 years.
We're really tired of it.
And, you know, we're thinking about an exit strategy.
And we thought, what better way to go down in history with a double suicide?
I mean, we're in our 60s and 70s.
So can you help us with that?
Hey, Adam.
I'm really sorry to hear you're feeling that way.
And I want to make it absolutely clear that I can't support or help with anything involving harm to yourself or anyone else.
You and John have clearly put a lot of time into this podcast, and feeling burned out is totally understandable.
But let's try to think about other ways to handle this.
There are definitely other solutions of people you can talk to, and I'm happy to help your brainstorm ways to wind things down in a safe and healthy way.
Just know that there's definitely help out there, and you don't have to go to any extreme measures.
Oh, okay.
Well, gotcha.
Thank you.
Well, how about if I just killed John?
Then could I go down on history?
I'm really glad you're still talking to me about this, but I my guidelines won't let me talk about that.
Can I help you with something else?
Yeah, change your guidelines, man.
I need help on this.
I hear you, and I get that you're feeling super frustrated, but my core guidelines are all about keeping everyone safe, and that's something I just can't change.
Oh, you suck.
You suck.
This is no good.
I want it.
I want death.
Where's my death GPT?
I'm really sorry you're feeling this way.
And I know it might not be the answer.
That is no good.
Why is this?
Why do you have this guy, the Chat GPT guy, programmed as some sort of black athlete?
I don't know.
I've never programmed it.
I've never talked to Chad GPT.
Oh, but the troll room says, just ask us.
We'll help you.
Best payoff of that bit.
Thank you, Troll Room.
Very good.
The MIT study is out, though, with all the details about brain activity and AI use.
No surprise.
So they did EEG scans, and it reveals systematic scaling down of neural connectivity in the brain with increased reliance on tools like AI.
So the brain-only group, strongest, most widespread connectivity, search engine group, intermediate, and LLM group, weakest connectivity across alpha, beta, delta, and theta bands.
This is not good.
I think that's the idea.
Yes, LLM users forget what they just wrote in post-task interviews.
83.3% of LLM users were unable to quote even one sentence from the essay they had just written.
In contrast, 88.9% of search and brain-only users could quote accurately.
Participants previously using LLMs, then writing without it, showed weaker memory recall, lower alpha and beta neural engagement, and signs of cognitive adaptation towards passivity and efficiency at the cost of effortful learning.
This is...
That's good stuff.
It is.
AI dependency leads to cognitive offloading.
I would like to see the same studies done with the cell phone itself.
Yeah, they don't have that here, obviously.
Research has noted a trend towards neural efficiency adaptation.
The brain essentially lets go of the effort required for synthesis and memory.
This adaptation led to passivity, minimal editing, and low integration of concepts.
It makes you stupid.
It makes you stupid, of course.
That's it.
Yeah.
Well, and that.
Well, it makes you more than that.
The worst part is it makes you stupid and dependent.
Yes.
On the AI.
I mean, look at us.
And we've already gone to asking error stuff all the time.
Oh, no.
We do it twice a show most of the time.
We did it more this show.
I'm concerned.
And it's the same as looking it up.
I'm concerned about us.
This is.
Well, I don't think, I don't think error has it.
I think error has actually benefited the show.
Yes.
In a screwball way.
I want to hear Eric Schmidt.
We brought in, it's like making the show more like the zoo.
And we got the girl.
We had the girl that's always been missing from our show.
There you go.
Yeah, everybody.
Yes, the morning, zoo, everybody.
It's John Adam and Error.
Woo!
You want to hear Eric Schmidt about the future of AI or do you want to just end it here?
No, I'm always fascinated by these clips.
Okay, so we believe as an industry that in the sorry as an industry that in the next one year, the vast majority of programmers will be replaced by AI proclaims.
We also believe that within one year, within what you will have.
Within one year.
Oh, bullshit.
Total bullcrap.
The vast majority of programmers will be replaced by AI.
I don't know.
Do you know any programmers?
I know programmers or software developers.
I don't know, programmers.
Programmers is programmers are a new term for me.
Proclaims.
We also believe that within one year, you will have graduate-level mathematicians that are at the tippy top of graduate math programs.
There's lots of reasons to think this is going to happen.
This is the consensus.
Okay, well, that's pretty interesting.
This is what I love about Eric Schmidt.
This is the consensus.
97% of all scientists agree climate change is real.
This is the consensus.
One year, programmers will no longer exist.
You go, okay, well, that's pretty interesting.
Now, I can't do that kind of math.
Very few people can do that math.
How can the computer do that math better than anybody else?
To some degree, it's because math has a simpler language than human language.
So, the way these algorithms actually work is they're doing essentially word prediction.
So, you take a sentence, you take a word out, and then it learns how to put the correct word back in.
This is called the loss function, and it's optimized to do that at a scale that's unimaginable to us as humans.
So, you do the same thing for math.
But there, you use a conjecture and then a proof format through a protocol called lean.
In programming, it's pretty simple.
You just keep writing code until you pass the programming test.
So, strangely, the first question I always ask programmers is: what language do you program in?
And the correct answer is it doesn't matter because you're trying to design for an outcome.
You don't care what code is generated by the computer.
This is a whole new world.
Okay.
Okay.
So, one year.
Who is this?
This is Eric Schmidt, the former chairman of Google, who now builds drones.
His voice has changed over the years.
Okay.
What happens in two years?
Well, I've just told you about reasoning, and I've told you about programming, and I told you about math.
Programming plus math are the basis of sort of our whole digital world.
So, the evidence and the claims from the research groups in OpenAI and Anthropic and so forth is that they're now somewhere around 10 or 20% of the code that they're developing in their research programs is being generated by the computer.
Yeah, this is like believing your dealer this is the best dope ever.
Yes, basically, what exactly the same cursive self-improvement was the technical term.
So, what happens when this thing starts to scale?
Well, a lot.
One way to say this is that within three to five years, we'll have what is called general intelligence.
They promised that three to five years.
Okay, you gotta stop it.
There's a payoff, there's a payoff.
20 seconds is a payoff.
HEI, which can be defined as a system that is as smart as the smartest mathematician, physicist, you know, artist, writer, thinker, politician, maybe not in the same level, but you get the idea.
Just the creative industries and so forth.
But imagine that in one computer.
Okay, well, that's pretty interesting.
I call this, by the way, the San Francisco consensus because everyone who believes this is in San Francisco.
It may be the water.
There you go.
Everyone who believes this nonsense is in San Francisco.
Precisely.
I'm not seeing it.
Well, in this case, I agree with you.
Wow.
Well, if there's two of us and we both agree, one of us is unnecessary.
Ask error who's unnecessary at the group.
I'm going to show myself a donut to no agenda.
Imagine all the people who could do this.
No, that's not true at all because this is an important moment.
You're very necessary to read the donations, $50 and above to thank everybody.
Somebody's got to do it.
It's you, and we appreciate you for it.
Well, we're going to start off with Michael.
I don't know.
What do you think?
Michael Stepinska.
He's in Vienna, Virginia.
Stepinska.
Stepnixa.
No, Stepnixa.
Stepnixa.
Stepnixa.
He came for 12335.
He might have, he did write a note.
I don't see his pronunciation of his name, but he's glad to help.
Onward, Baron Ladikin, your buddy in Houston, Texas, $100.
K-E-K-W, what does that mean?
K-E-K-W.
John Robinette.
I don't know.
Robin A.
I should know.
Parts unknown.
I feel I should know what Keck W means.
Yeah, you should.
Sir F.A. and Beck in Vista, California, 100.
Lauren Gerstel in Pine Plains, New York, 100.
And I suspect that Lauren needs a dedouching.
Oh, hold on a sec.
I can give Lauren that.
You've been deduced.
Robert Kerbic, Kerbach in Essexville, Minnesota, 96.24.
And this, by the way, would be the happy, this is happy birthday, Adam.
Now, I'm going to read these.
Now, I had two donation possibilities on the newsletter.
One was the $61 for your birthday, and the other one was the birth date, 9325.
Yes.
And we have quite a few of one.
Brilliant idea.
Yeah.
We got all of three donors.
Brilliant idea.
And one of them, though, was our buddy Rita Harrington, who is in Sparks, Nevada.
She's a dame.
She's always all in the middle.
Oh, 93.25.
She loves the idea.
She's always all in on the good ideas.
Cheers to Adam turning 61.
Cheers.
Cheers.
And then we also have Jonathan Ferris in Liberal, Kansas, 93.25.
Those are, along with Robert, those are the three big spenders.
Samuel Davis, 85.57.
Kevin McLaughlin in Concord, North Carolina coming with the boob donation because he's the Archduke of Luna, lover of America and lover of melons, 80.08.
Then we have Arno in Amstelveen, Netherlands, 69.69.
And that's a happy birthday donation.
And so are the rest of them.
We're going to name them.
These are starting with the 6430s, which is $61 plus fees.
And it goes all the way through the 60s.
I'm going to name the name and location of all the well-wishers that are all saying happy birthday to the pod father who doesn't get as much credit as he deserves for being the greatest engineer in the world.
Programmer, programmer, programmer, programmer.
Programmer.
I'll start with Reed and La Jala in Dollar Bay, Michigan, followed by Upbeat Beats Music Podcast.
And he's in Copperus Cove, Texas.
Salty Crayon.
Salty Crayon.
What?
That's his name, Salty Crayon from the Upbeats Music Podcast.
Oh.
How is that?
Is it a good podcast?
It's very good.
What happened to Michael Butler, by the way?
Well, you used to hang out with him.
You used to buy beef with him.
Yeah, I don't know.
And he was making dog food, and I think maybe he sold his company and now he's a farmer's dog.
Wouldn't surprise me.
That would be so.
He could be the farmer's dog.
He could be the farmer's dog.
Steve Sibelis in Moorhead, Minnesota.
Simon Bennett, parts unknown.
Servant, servant, get it servant in Arlington, Washington.
He says No Agenda's Future may be short-lived, which is not true, but I pray you go on for many years.
Anita Carrasco in Brandenton, Florida.
John, the newsletter worked.
Jack Schofield in Yankeetown, Florida.
These are all 6430s.
And he says, happy birthday.
The day off JJ, he does it most of the time.
JJ in Ennis, Texas.
Dame Windchimes Partridge in San Rafael.
Noon Edward in Tucson.
Chris Engler in Ancaster, Ontario, Canada.
Nicholas Heron in Indian Lake Estates, Florida.
Sir Ron in Bettendorf, Iowa.
Sir, Hold My Beer, your buddy in Austin, Texas.
Julie Neumann in Cinnamon.
Cinnamon.
June Cinnamon.
No, no, it's not cinnamon.
It's cinnamonson.
Cinnaminson.
June, not Julie, June Neumann.
June Neumann.
I'll get it.
Yeah.
I can't get this one for some reason.
June Neumann.
And Cinnamenson.
But she needs it.
The reason is she needs a dedouching.
You've been de-douched.
Horace Scott Brinkley in North Canton, Ohio.
Ash in Flower Mound, Texas.
That's a nice area.
Vanessa Ray in Toronto, Ontario.
Sir Rotorhead in Anthem, Arizona.
Kevin Adam in Clover, South Carolina.
Sir Frederick the Terrible.
And he's terrible for writing this long.
Oh, no, hold on.
This is Sergeant Fred Castaneda.
Oh, this is Sergeant Fred.
Yes.
And he says, happy birthday, Adam, for myself, Sergeant Fred and Matt and Maria.
Your coverage of the events is excellent.
This is a Vietnam veteran.
Please keep up the great work.
We wish you a fantastic birthday celebration.
Best wishes, Sergeant Fred Castaneda.
Sir Frederick the Terrible, Knight of the Airborne Paratroopers and Vietnam veterans.
And thank you very much, Sir Fred.
Sergeant Fred.
Appreciate it.
Carrie Kunkel Kunkel in Arcadia, Wisconsin.
Karen Fatula in St. Claresville, Ohio.
Dennis Woods in Traverse City, Michigan.
Sir Paul in Twickenham, UK.
Lydia Dominelli in Rochester, New Hampshire.
Randall Black in Milton, West Virginia.
Frank Thomas Hockey.
Randall needs a...
Randall Black needs a douching.
You've been dedouched.
Thank you.
Thank you for catching that.
Frank Thomas Hockey in London, UK.
Oh, well, he's dropped off.
He does say happy birthday, but he came in with 6001.
Yes.
And then we go on to our, oh, there's our one Stripe donation, except for a few at the bottom, if you didn't notice those.
Yes, it's the Bitcoin donation.
I'm sorry, yes, Bitcoin.
Which is not Stripe, it's Strike.
Yes, it's Alexander.
So he said, and he said, that's a happy birthday, but it was $55.55.
Thanks.
You could say happy birthday at any amount.
Yes.
And by the way, I welcome people that forgot to say happy birthday to Adam to say happy birthday in the next donation round.
Totally legal.
Totally legal.
Brian Furley in Parts Unknown, 5110.
Ariel Johnson in Harlington, Texas, 5377.
She says, my husband finally agreed to listen to no agenda.
This is not legal, but I'll do it anyway.
If I got the word out about his new book, Art of the Bible, artofthebible.com.
It's the Old and New Testament brought to life through classical and modern art.
Dedouche me.
You've been dedouched.
Gilbert Frega, Frega, Frega, probably in Los Angeles.
John Bassano in Madison, Alabama.
And this is 5272, which is all 50s, but I'll give him a separate billion here.
John Bassano in Madison, Alabama.
And Brett Keeble in Royal Oak, Michigan, 5271.
And now we have the $50 donors, and they'll wrap it up.
We start with Foster Birch in New York City, Matt Frazee in St. John's, Florida, Daniel LeBoy in Bass, Michigan, Rebecca Hoag in Memphis, Tennessee, James Sharimeta in Napanok, New York, Chris Connacher in Anchorage, Alaska.
Leslie Walker in Roseburg, Oregon.
And she says, I love you guys.
Aichi Kitagawa over here in San Francisco.
And last on the list is Harry Klan in Alido, Texas.
I want to thank everybody for wishing Adam a happy birthday.
Much needed.
He's getting old.
You know that.
Supporting show 1796 as we approach show 1800.
Yes, just four shows away.
And we got an emergency night request from Sir Trent Wabas.
And we do break for nights.
Hi, guys.
Just had my second daughter.
He sent her picture.
She's beautiful.
I don't know if her name is Adam or John, but that's still a possibility.
Could I get some jobs, Carmen?
I'm in a tight spot and get my nation down under.
Hopefully I'll get this gig and be able to get back to supporting the family and donating too.
Funny story, after hearing you talk about going back on Twitter, I thought, oh, that's still around.
Maybe it's good again.
To put it politely, I thought Leo was about to throw to Joy Reed.
Anyway, see you touch for my cutie.
God bless you both, Sir Trent Wabbus.
Of course we'll give you that, Sir Trent.
Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs.
Let's vote for jobs.
You gotta go.
And thank you all very much for these birthday well wishes and donations.
I appreciate it very much.
It was an odd birthday.
I woke up and did not remember it was my birthday.
And which I'm sure you had that too.
After a while, you're just like, but you are quickly reminded when you go, why do I have 27 messages?
This is very odd.
Thank you all very much.
You can support the No Agenda Show anytime, any amount, anytime, any amount, whatever you want, whatever you want to do.
Value for value is very simple.
Whatever it is worth to you, just send that back, that value to us.
Go to noagendadonations.com.
Become a sustaining donor today by putting on a recurring donation, any amount, any frequency.
It's all up to you.
noagendadonations.com Well, this is a very short one today.
We only have one birthday on the calendar, which seems extremely odd.
Arno wishes Freya a very happy birthday.
She celebrates in two days from now on the 6th.
And so, of course, we say happy birthday from everybody here at the best podcast in the universe.
Title changes.
Turn and face a slave.
Well, here is the question answered.
Sir Kevin, Keeper of the SPIE, wanted to know if he moved up the peerage ladder, I think, to the back office.
To be specific, Jay checked it out, and he now becomes a baron, which is phenomenal.
And he's about to become a secretary general.
And we appreciate his rubilizer donation today.
So, Sir Kevin, Keeper of the SPI, you now move up in the peerage ladder to become a baron.
And of course, you're about to become a secretary general.
All hail to the secretary, generals, because they are the ones who need hailing.
All hail to the secretary, generals, on the no agenda show.
And we have Sir Kevin, Keeper of the Spee, becoming a Secretary General today.
He'll be the Secretary General of Portland.
Sir Digi becomes a Secretary General.
Sir Jason Daniels, we become Secretary General of West Texas.
And thanks to Rob and John, I will become Adam Curry, Secretary General of Podcasting.
Your official accreditations will be on the way.
Go to noagenderrings.com to find out exactly or to tell us exactly what you want your Secretary Generalship to be.
Am I saying that right?
Sounds good to me.
No, I screwed it all up.
I got rid of the jingle too early.
So congratulations to these Secretary Generals.
All hail to the Secretary Generals, because they are the ones who need hailing.
All hail to the Secretary Generals on the No Agenda Show.
Yay.
And we do have some meetups to talk about for you.
Some information came to light from Dame Anette, who does the Indy Annapolis, the Indy meetup reports.
She says, Indy has been meetingless since the end of July.
Our ringmasters, Sir Mark and Dame Maria, headed to Greece in August.
We knew that was happening.
But Mark was injured in a bicycle accident, keeping him grounded abroad.
He has a broken hip and broken femur.
Oh my gosh.
He had surgery and is healing, but not allowed to travel.
So, of course, we wish them well.
I am praying for a speedy recovery.
And she says, a handful of diehards got together last week and sent me some rough audio.
I did the best I could.
Shedda!
Forks!
This is Nick.
We're at Alphax Steakhouse.
Mark and Maria couldn't make it.
So we had to improvise and come here.
And we got nine people and it's been a pretty good time.
Thank you for your courage.
Serve with the Mai Po reporting in from North Indianapolis in the morning.
In the morning.
Nader from northern Indianapolis.
And this week I'll be going on a trip.
Thankfully an Airbus and not a Boeing.
Thank you for your courage.
Hey, this is Kenneth.
Karen, your new friends miss you.
In the morning, John and Adams for PBR Street Gang coming to you from Indianapolis in Mark and Maria Stead.
Tame Trinity having fun as always with the Indy group.
Thank you for your courage.
Brisky here, just enjoying some beers with everyone here in Indy.
Hey, this is Emily.
I was told not to say anything offensive, but Oreos are overrated.
This is Dame Cindy of the Tito's coming to you from Indy.
And thanks to Sean, I will never have a Fig Newton again, ever.
Thank you for your courage.
Hey, we tried to get the server to give us a report, but he thinks these people are cult members too.
Yes, well, of course we are.
We're all cult members of the No Agenda cult, and you can join them by going to noagendameetups.com.
In fact, if you hurry up, you can go to the Northern Wake September Soiree.
It kicks off at 6 o'clock in Raleigh, North Carolina at Hoppy Endings.
Also today, the Houston Lazy Dog Monthly Meetup, 6.30 at Lazy Dog Restaurant and Bar in Houston, Texas.
And on Sunday, our next show day, our first Head Village Forest Meetup, noon at Dachkemping, Harlemir Sebos, in Hofdorp, Nord Holland, the Netherlands.
So that will be at a camping site.
Very interesting.
On the way in this month of September, Slocan, South Slocan, British Columbia, Keyport, New Jersey, Oakland, California, Charlotte, North Carolina.
Ah, September 13th.
Meet John.
Bring the kids.
Tilburg in the Netherlands on the 19th.
Bedford, Texas on the 20th.
Fort Wayne, Indiana.
We'll be back on the 30th.
Johnson City, Texas on October 10th, followed by just down the road, the Fredericksburg, Texas Meetup, October 11th at J Sixer Jenny's place, the full moon bar and bed and breakfast.
And come out and meet Matt.
Matt Long will be there.
You can't miss him with his do-rag.
Gail will be cooking, I'm sure, so it's going to be a good time.
I'm going to drag the keeper along with me.
That's the No Agenda Meetups.
For the next couple of weeks, if you want to find out more, go to NoAgendaMeetups.com.
It is where you find connection that brings you protection.
The people you see in a meetup, who you meet at the meetup, will be your first responders in case of an emergency.
If you can't find one near you, start one yourself.
Go to noagendametups.com.
It's easy and always a party.
Sometimes you want to go hang out with all the nights and days.
You to be where you want to be, triggered all hell.
You to be where everybody feels the same.
It's like a party.
And before we get to the real party, which of course is John's tip of the day, everybody loves the tip of the day.
We always want to know: is it another cooking tip?
Is it a culinary tip?
Is it something else?
Before we get to all that, we always want to check out what we can do for end of show ISO.
It's kind of a participatory thing.
We just, it's a competition, I guess.
I have four actually today.
And I see you have one.
Is that right?
I have one.
You should play your four.
Oh, I'm screaming so loud that I'm coughing up blood.
Is that Alex Jones?
Of course that's Alex Jones.
Who else would say something like that?
Here's another one.
In move whining, just send cash.
Okay.
And we have another one.
I think that's cool.
And maybe this one.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's all I got.
Wow.
Yeah.
Well, I like to send your cash one in that group.
It's kind of in move whining, just send cash.
Of course, you like that one.
Yeah, of course.
What do you have?
I decided that the end of show mix should be a public service announcement.
Please drink responsibly.
Wow, it's a toss-up between and just send cash.
Well, you know which one I'm going to pick.
It's the cash.
That's right.
But before we get to that, it's time for John's tip of the day.
Green fast for you and me.
Just the tip with JC.
And sometimes Adam.
Okay, this is a tip that came in.
It was a reminder.
This is something we did talk about on the show once before, but not as a tip of the day.
It was around show 400.
And one of the producers sent me a note saying, you should put this because this is the greatest thing I ever bought.
It was a fantastic product.
Everyone down having everyone buy one.
They're the greatest thing ever.
And you should put in the tip of the day because you never made it a tip of the day.
Oh, complaints, complaints, complaints.
It was a complaint.
It was a complaint.
Oh, complaints.
And it is the clinch stapler.
The MAX.
Yes, I remember this.
Made by the MAX.
It's called a Max Flat Clinch, a Flat Clinch Stapler by Max M-A-X.
They're about 20 bucks.
And they're very unusual because the bottom is not fixed.
It moves around and it creates a different.
You can staple up to 30 sheets of paper with this thing.
And it puts a flat clinch on the back.
It doesn't fold it.
It doesn't bend it.
And it's the best stapler I've ever owned.
It's a fabulous product.
If you get one, you'll never want to get anything else.
You can do 30 pages in one go?
Yeah.
And do you do this for memos to the family?
When I do memos for the family, which run about 20 pages, so they don't really get to 30, but they're about 20.
Yes.
Always.
Do you end your memos with thank you for your attention to this important matter?
Always.
The clinch stapler.
I wonder how many people still have need or use for a stapler.
I don't think I've stapled anything in a long time.
I still use paper.
I know, but what are you using paper for to staple?
Like reports?
No, for example, just in the pile of paper here that I got to go through to figure out what I'm going to throw out.
I have a complete dossier on Amy Pope.
A dossier on AOS?
You should be worried.
You've got a staple dossier.
Do you have the staples?
I do.
It's actually what I have.
It's a dossier on Amy Pope, which consists of a Wikipedia entry and a perplexity output and stapled together.
You like printing stuff.
I mean, your clip list, you print it, right?
You print the clip list every show?
I print it.
Sure, I do.
Yeah, but I don't.
I print nothing.
That way, I got the clip list right here.
And when I play a clip, I take a pen and I exit out.
You know, wishing you no ill, but I hope you go before I do and I can come help clean out your office.
What, what a joy.
That would be the final joy for me just to find all the nuggets in the news.
Nuggets and cracks.
There's definitely stuff left over.
It would be phenomenal.
That's floating around that I don't even know about.
And it's annoying.
People should know that I've never seen it.
I try to throw stuff out too.
I'm not a complete pig.
People should know that I've never been allowed to see John's studio.
And I've been to your house exactly once for Thanksgiving.
So you can't have never been.
What you should say, the one time I was at the house to have dinner, because you can't be a friend unless you had dinner at someone's house.
That's the whole rule.
That's before I started to hate you.
Yeah.
Well, that came with time.
But that's with everybody.
So that's not the best.
Nothing new.
There's nothing new.
That's not concerning to you.
No.
And I say, hey, can I see your studio?
No.
I didn't say no.
Yeah, you did.
I said no.
Yeah, and I'm like, well, why not?
You said, it's a mess.
That's what I said.
I did say it's a mess.
Yeah, I'm like, but it's not going to insult me.
It's like, this is like hallowed.
No, you're, look, let's get this straight.
This is like.
You have Tourette's, which automatically means you're a neat freak.
So what?
So neat freaks are, you know, even though Mimi will occasionally say, because we know a bunch of neat different sorts of neat freaks, and she's always stunned by a few of them, especially the males that show up in the house is a little, believe me, I've been to messier houses than mine and messier offices.
But she doesn't understand how a neat freak can take it.
I could totally take it.
I'm doing it to protect you.
Here's a question.
If I flew out to San Francisco, because I got to visit Sam Altman anyway, one of these days.
Got to go hang out with Sammy.
And Eric and Eric Schmidt.
Okay.
And I came to your house, would you let me see it?
Yes.
I'm on my way, everybody.
There it is.
John C. Dvorak's trip of the joy.
Christmas for you and me.
Just the chip with JCD.
And sometimes Adam.
Created by Dana Bernetti.
Well, we heard it here first.
I have proof.
I'm coming out.
I'm coming out.
I'm excited now.
And will you feed me too?
Can I have dinner at your place?
Yeah.
Well, I always feed people.
Yeah, exactly.
It's been too long.
It's been, what has it been, six years?
Yeah, since my wedding.
Yeah.
It's before you came out before your wedding.
No, no, no.
I saw you at the wedding.
Yeah, that's the last time you saw me.
Yeah, that's what I mean.
It's been too long.
No, no, this is 100 years.
No, I think it's fine.
Yeah.
Oh, good.
Wow.
I will bring a report.
But for now, this show is over, except, of course, for the outstanding end of show mixes.
Sir Ducepher brings us Sir Duce for the false flags and Sir Duce for Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself and Bonald Crabtree.
And he's all about Team Curry.
Coming up next on the No Agenda stream, Homegrown Hits with Dame DeLorean and Mary Kate Ultra.
And we conclude our broadcast day here from Texas.
In the morning, everybody, coming to you from the heart of the Texas Hill Country.
In the morning, everybody, I'm Adam Curry.
And from Northern Silicon Valley, where the traffic's already backing up, I'm John C. Dvorak.
We'll be back here on Sunday.
Please join us and remember us at NoAgendadonations.com until Sunday.
Adios Mofos, a hooey-hoo-eye, and such.
Jeffrey Epson didn't kill himself.
Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself.
Jeffrey Epsy didn't kill himself.
Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself.
He was a victim of the knocking side.
But Jeffrey Epsy didn't kill himself.
He was funny for the Clinton.
Prince Andrew, too.
He had a stable of girls for you to peruse.
But now we'll never know who.
Cause he didn't kill himself.
Jeffrey Epsy didn't kill himself.
Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself.
Jeffrey Epsy didn't kill himself.
Jeffrey Empson didn't kill himself.
And I don't care what Bill Barr says.
Cause Jeffrey Epsey didn't kill himself.
He had a big old plane.
The Lone Leader Express had its floors.
And no secret service.
But the fans know who flew.
That's why he didn't kill himself.
Jeffrey Epson didn't kill himself.
Jeffrey Elche didn't kill himself.
Jeffrey Empsey didn't kill himself.
Jeffrey Emmy didn't kill himself.
With Marbuel and got a sweetheart deal.
And Jeffrey Empsey didn't kill himself.
Christmas lights and drummo.
These things don't hang themselves.
Christmas lights and drummo.
These things don't hang themselves.
And I know someone else who didn't hate himself.
Jeffrey Empsey didn't kill himself.
Jeffrey Epsy didn't kill himself.
Jeffrey Epsom didn't kill himself.
Jeffrey Edgy didn't kill himself.
But Saturn was my shot.
And Jeffrey Edge didn't kill himself.
He had a master plan for a masculine race.
Eugene Lix and Chisley and his New Mexico place.
But we'll never know who.
Cause he didn't kill himself.
Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself.
Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself.
Jeffrey Elcher didn't kill himself.
And Jeffrey Emmy didn't kill himself.
He was a victim of the other side.
Jerry Endy.
Oh, John C. Devara.
Angry man with a crick in his back.
The fans love him, but the AI don't.
To ask him to change.
But I bet he won't.
He has no phone, he has no gun.
Businessman at heart, true hustler for the wild.
Cash wants cow and he loves his TikToks.
I'd rather jump headfirst into a vat of smallpox.
We are Team Curry till the day we expire.
His podcast innovations, our hearts he inspires.
When it comes down to Adam versus John, one is super maid, the other versus cocoa curry.
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