This is your award-winning Kimbo Nation Media Assassination, episode 1570.
This is no agenda.
Tracking the glad rag tonight.
Wait a minute, I don't know if I can handle this.
from the heart of the Texas little country here in FEMA region number six in the morning, everybody.
I'm Adam Curry.
And from northern Silicon Valley, where we're all celebrating the release of the Pancake Taco.
I'm John C. Dvorak.
It's Crack Vaughn and Buzzkill in the morning.
The Pancake Taco.
Wait a minute.
I don't know if I can handle this.
Yeah.
What is the Pancake Taco?
It's something that IHOP just released.
Sounds disgusting.
It looks pretty good the way they present it.
It's like a pancake filled with whipped cream and strawberries and then put in a little taco rack so it looks like a taco and you eat it like a taco.
Do they at least throw a fried egg on top just to make it totally disgusting?
I think there is a savory version.
You know, so Kevin and Christina finally made it here, and so we had nice flights.
Yeah, there you go.
It was three days, two hotel rooms, multiple flights.
Anyway, they made it.
And Kevin's never been to America.
And so, you know, I'm of course... Well, I'm sure this is a great introduction for him.
He loved the Marriott in Queens.
You can only imagine how great that was.
So, you know, I'm egging them on.
Like, hey, you guys should move to Nashville.
Get out of Holland.
You know, it's no good.
It's a waiting room.
Nothing ever happens.
And they've been talking about it.
They've been considering it for a while.
So we're watching... Is he a musician?
Yes, he is, actually.
Oh, yeah.
Nashville, for sure.
That's what I'm saying.
Um, so, you know, we go to our little 4th of July parade, our 4th of July fireworks here.
It's all super cute.
And then we come home and say, well, let's watch around the country.
And so we're seeing CNN and CNN has Nashville, which is great.
You know, it's just nonstop fireworks and music.
They say, yeah, this is good.
And then we switch over to ESPN and just happen to tune in right at the beginning of Nathan's hot dog eating contest.
Ugh.
Which I had never seen, and will never watch again, but Kevin was... What?
What?
He was... I mean, you know, I've seen a snippet maybe, but I've never actually watched the ten minutes of these guys jamming two hot dogs at a time down their throat.
Wow.
And I'm stunned by this knowledge.
With soaked buns, jamming it down.
I mean, it is the most... Soaking it.
You gotta... Don't leave the soaking out.
Soak it.
It's so disgusting.
It's unbelievable.
Of course, Joey Jaws won again this year with 62 hot dogs.
I loved all the stats.
They had stats for each guy, you know, when he won and they all have their own personal eating records of other things besides hot dogs.
Oh yeah, they eat pie too.
Pie and sushi and all kinds of stuff.
Yeah.
Anyway, so welcome to America, Kevin.
Should we get right to it?
The distraction of the week on the woods.
And look over there.
I have a super clip.
There are a lot of questions tonight after the Secret Service found what's believed to be a bag of cocaine at the White House.
The substance, described as powdery and cocaine-like, was found on Sunday evening in the West Wing by Secret Service officers.
The Secret Service is investigating the discovery of a small plastic bag.
Lab tests are being done, but a field test came back positive for cocaine.
The substance was found in a small dime-sized bag.
It's kind of poetic sense.
They would use a library to do drugs instead of to read books.
In the West Wing, in a work area, it's understood it was found in a small Ziploc bag.
The White House, usually drowning in political toxicity, got a dose of actual toxicity with a hazmat scare.
The kicker?
Cocaine hydrochloride was found.
It wouldn't be a thumping July 4th weekend without Hunter Biden ripping lines off of a bust of Teddy Roosevelt.
A white powder found inside the White House has been identified as cocaine.
The discovery in the West Wing triggered a brief lockdown and evacuation.
The HAZMAT team was called to the area of 18th Street and Pennsylvania Avenue following the package's discovery.
Secret Service units blocked off roads around the White House following the incident.
And the Secret Service is investigating how cocaine powder got into the White House.
The discovery caused a brief evacuation to make sure the powder was not explosive.
There was a partial evacuation of that area in the West Wing where the substance was found and also the area of the West Wing where White House reporters work that's nearby.
And sparked an elevated security level.
The radio call from responding fire crews confirmed the powder had tested positive as cocaine.
In a statement, spokesman Anthony Guglielmi said, quote, on Sunday evening, the White House complex went into a precautionary closure as officers from the Secret Service Uniformed Division investigated an unknown item found inside a work area.
And an investigation into the cause and manner of how it entered the White House is pending.
Sources tell CBS News it was discovered in a common workspace in the West Wing on Sunday night The area is accessible to tour groups.
Is it the frat house or the White House?
How unusual is it to find drugs there?
I'd say it's very unusual.
The only thing I'm surprised, Rob, is that it's not a kilo.
In context, I'm told this is truly a rare surprising event given the security protocols involved in the West Wing.
To figure out, okay, who brought it in and just how many amounts?
How and who would have got this into the White House?
This bag was found in a common area of the West Wing where many employees and guests pass through.
Cameras and entrance logs will be checked to try to figure out who may have left it and when.
It was found Sunday night when the President and his family were not here.
The Secret Service is not saying a lot.
There are tourists in that area.
President Biden was away at Camp David when all of this happened.
President Biden was not at the White House on Sunday.
He was at Camp David.
Hunter, I can tell you, was at the White House on Friday, leaving with his father for Camp David.
Sadly, he may have forgotten his party favors.
President Biden was not here at the White House at the time the substance was discovered.
The president was at Camp David at the time.
This is a much deeper story.
This was an attempt to degrade the power of Joe Biden because the Democrats want him gone because he's so useless.
There you go.
Happy birthday, America.
Well done, M5M.
Woohoo!
I have a little presentation to make.
Oh, I'm so happy to hear this.
This involves a question and answer with you, and it's about the cocaine, and let's start by, we'll go to the five, and we'll start with the five.
Yes, the five.
And we start with Perino, who does the presentation of this, and it's cocaine one.
All right, a shocking drug discovery at the White House sparking a blizzard of speculation.
Fox News can confirm that cocaine was indeed found in the West Wing on Sunday while President Biden and his family were away at Camp David.
The Secret Service discovering the white powder in a what they called working area during a routine inspection.
It caused a brief evacuation with fire and emergency crews responding to a 911 call the White House weighing in today and pointing out that Do they have their own writers that there's no writer strike for the blizzard pun?
No, that's a good question.
I guess they're going for it.
So, that's the end of that clip?
Yeah, that's the end of the clip.
We go to Jean-Pierre.
Oh, Jean-Pierre Abdul-Jabbar.
Whatever her name is.
I can't figure it out.
So, there's an Ask Adam.
Do I play?
Occasionally you run into a situation where you're like a little kid says keep saying something because he wants to get a point across or he's guilty about something or they're just repeating something too often.
Ah yeah.
You know that that phenomenon?
Yeah it's called lying.
And so I you're gonna have to listen carefully.
All right.
But she repeats a phrase Over and over and over and over and over.
You're gonna have to try to figure out what it is.
I might not catch it.
Yeah, I'm ready.
I'm ready.
You might not catch it.
Okay, I'm ready to go.
Here we go?
Here we go.
Here we go.
Where this was discovered is a heavily traveled area where many White House West Wing I should be even more specific.
The West Wing visitors come through this particular area when people visit the West Wing.
Uh, there is, uh, an air- there is the area of the West Wing where, uh, it is highly, uh, traveled, uh, and that is what happens.
People come through this particular area, it's highly traveled.
I'm just not gonna get into specifics.
We do have, uh, West Wing tours that- that occur here, uh, on campus.
Uh, they happen in this particular past, uh, couple of days.
They happen on Friday, they happen on Saturday, uh, and Sunday.
Oh, hold on.
Ask Adam, ask Adam.
Will he know or will he won't?
I don't know, but here we go.
Ask Adam, ask Adam, yeah.
I'm going to say West Wing was the phrase that was repeated multiple times.
Excellent.
Thank you.
Very good.
Very pleased with myself.
So now we go to the last clip of this series and this is, Gutfeld actually kind of drops something that was left out of most of this reporting, even though in your super clip it was mentioned once or twice.
Which is the same number of times that the word cocaine hydrochloride.
I don't know.
I had to look that up.
I asked chat GPT and it literally said cocaine hydrochloride also known as cocaine.
Well, I don't know what that's all about, but okay.
It's a cover.
It's like, well, I bet that's just for a stuffy nose, man.
I get the feeling that they're under orders not to say anything but West Wing, but so Gutfield kind of drops a little gotcha in here and then Judge Jeanine picks it up.
Oh boy.
Brings it into this conversation and then all of a sudden I think somebody said something to her and she says, well, wait, I got to go back to what I was talking about.
Oh, she got an IFB call out.
I think so.
Listen to this.
It went from, like, it was found in a library, highly specific, to a working area.
And they kept stressing this over and over again.
The possibility of suspects are endless.
But the amazing thing is, Greg touched on this, for the D.C.
hazmat people said it's in the library.
There's a tape recording.
Dana, where is the library?
The library is in the East Wing.
Where the president's family is and not the West Wing.
Where the public and the press go through.
But let me continue that train of thought.
Outstanding catch, Judge Jeanine.
Interesting.
When she said this and she pointed to Perino, who knows, and nobody contradicted that was in the East Wing.
Except that I'm getting a call now from the CIA.
Oh.
Judge, could you take a minute or just 6-0 on the East A, okay?
Yeah.
And there's a number of, and so everything, like all the follow-up stories on today's news, for example.
Oh, there's your first scammer of the day.
Put that suction cup on the side and jack it into the board.
Let's hear who's calling John now.
I wish.
They stopped calling.
It was a fake.
Okay.
So, uh, the robots don't call that.
They don't let it ring too much.
So, uh, everything in today's stories is a following.
West Wing, West Wing, West Wing.
Well, besides West Wing, West Wing, they bring in all these guys, a lot of ex-Congressmen and everybody in between this, especially on Fox, and they all say the same thing.
I don't have clips of this, but it goes like this.
Oh, there's cameras everywhere in the West Wing.
You can't even sneeze without it being on camera.
Everything in the West Wing is recorded.
And they're pounding this home until the White House goes back with the hazmat guys and says they won't do it.
They won't say it's in the East Wing.
There's no cameras to catch anyone.
This has become a fiasco, but it is a distraction of the week.
What's your thoughts on this?
It's obviously hunters walking around snorting coke all over the place.
First of all, it was just fantastic.
I mean, it really lightened the mood for 4th of July.
You know, I was reading on Twitter before this came down.
I agree.
Fantastic story.
Before this came down, I was reading stories like, I don't have any plans for the 4th.
I'm not a Republican.
You know, stuff like that.
You know, people showing their flag, you know, their pride flag.
And it just lightened the mood, you know, because everyone could make a pun.
Like, I like the blizzard joke.
And even, you know, you heard it in there, like, I want a blow by blow.
Oh, too early.
Yeah, it was a good one.
So people were doing funny stuff.
What was really cool was the C-SPAN footage of the first family on the, um, on the balcony at the White House.
And, and Hunter's, you know, like walking behind or touching his nose.
Or was he hitting his nose?
Oh he was hitting his nose.
Oh no!
And there's one shot where he's like... Now I have to say it's a little manipulated so it's a little spun up and you know and he's wearing a jacket so I'm sure it was really warm in DC but he's sweating like a maniac.
He's like... and he's you know patting down his hair and he's like touching someone.
So, I don't know.
I mean, you know, as you pointed out in the newsletter, I think you should go look at all the congressional offices.
You'll probably find a lot of cocaine on Capitol Hill or on the campus.
Bring in a sniffer.
That's what I said.
Bring in a dog.
Bring the dogs.
No, the dogs will not come out alive.
They'll sniff and they'll fall down dead from the amount of coke that I'm sure is all over that place.
But yeah, I mean, what is odd is that there was a light cover-up, a light touch attempt by saying, cocaine, hydrochloride, like, come on.
Like, you know, like, oh, it's medicine.
You've never heard that, man.
It's medicine.
It's medicine.
And then, you know, but then people are like.
Yeah, it's like codeine or what's the stuff that you use instead of codeine in cough syrups, which has that sound to it.
Meth.
Not meth.
Meth.
Not meth!
But the catch of all catches is right there where you played from Judge Dineen that the library is in the East Wing and you know then having you know Jean-Pierre Van Clout, Van Clout-Claude Dam sitting there and saying West Wing, West Wing, West Wing, heavily trafficked area and then you know they have the audio like Even the cops in Fredericksburg are using digital encrypted audio.
You can't, you can't use a scanner these days.
I'm surprised that the hazmat guys in the White House have audio that you can, you know, listen to with a Bearcat scanner.
You know, that was surprising.
There are some police departments that I think Berkeley I can still pick up.
It's the White House!
Come on, you wouldn't... What makes you think the White House is more improved than Berkeley?
At least we know why they call it the White House now.
Whoa!
Oh, usually somebody would look at it.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Actually, yes.
No, it is Steve Jones.
Yes?
Clip collector.
No, he did.
He also got me the super clip.
Now, there was something else that happened.
Somebody sniffed that out.
Oh, Bo, Bo, Bo, you can go work for the Five.
It'll be the Six.
The Five, now with John C. Dvorak.
But you can replace Geraldo.
So, two things.
One... This has been on for years.
The Twitters were filled all through the 3rd and the 4th.
And 4chan, everyone's... They're gonna strike the nuclear plant on the night of the 5th!
It's gonna happen!
It's coming down!
It's going down!
Protect yourselves!
They're giving the troops extra time off to be with their families so we all can perish together!
It's happening!
It's happening!
It's gonna be a dirty bomb!
You know what's missing from this scenario?
What?
Who's selling the iodine tablets?
Well, you know who is.
Is he still selling them?
He better be.
I should check him.
I don't think he is.
Is Seed Man...
I know that Sir Gene had iodine, an iodine business he was opening up.
He also has...
What is he selling?
He's selling EMP devices that you can put into your circuit, and then you won't get EMP'd, which sounds like a huge scam to me.
I don't know.
But he was talking about iodine.
Maybe Sergina's doing it.
I'll have to ask him.
Anyway, there is something else that happened.
I mean, I don't know if it was significant or not, but it would have been newsworthy.
Police are searching for at least one suspect who hurled explosives at several Washington, D.C.
businesses early Sunday morning.
Authorities released a photo of a possible suspect in a gold Acura TL with a Maryland license plate.
Investigators say an explosive was first set off outside a bank, then minutes later another explosive went off outside a Nike store.
Nine minutes after that, a Safeway grocery store was hit with a Molotov cocktail.
Luckily, no one was hurt.
I don't know.
I thought that was pretty newsworthy.
Three attacks and... I never even heard this story!
No.
That's how newsworthy it was.
And remember everybody, Oreos are just as addictive as cocaine.
Alright, just remember, your Oreos are just as addictive as cocaine.
So, you know, so it was like, there was that, there wasn't, it was actually kind of sad because there was some really big news, I felt.
Let me see, this is, well this is the basic headline.
New this morning at 6.05, a federal judge in Louisiana is limiting the Biden administration from contacting social media companies when it comes to removing certain posts.
The order comes as Republican attorneys general in two states sue the administration.
They claim Biden pressured sites like Facebook, Twitter, and YouTube to remove messages containing purported misinformation about COVID-19.
Election security and other issues.
A Trump-appointed judge, Terry Doty, says American citizens have the right to engage in free debate about the significant issues affecting the country.
The decision appears to take effect immediately, but can still be appealed.
Yes, you were protesting?
You remember, like, let's say a decade ago.
Boy, okay.
Let's just go back.
I mean, go back less than that, but probably go back five years and this argument would still hold up.
When ever have reporters prefaced the judge with Trump appointed?
Obama appointed, Bush appointed, that's never been before.
I never heard Reagan appointed or Bush or Nixon appointed.
I don't remember a Nixon-appointed judge.
No, no, no.
Most people weren't alive who were reporting on the news now to be able to say that.
Well, I was alive when there was this thing.
We didn't have the show, but I've never heard such a thing.
Well, let's listen to CNN.
This lawsuit of this injunction is interesting.
It was too much for me to read through.
It's like, you know, it's a lot of pages.
I couldn't get to everything, but lawyers and scholars of law are emailing me saying, you know, this is actually, this is pretty solid.
This is some pretty big news.
And CNN is, of course, very upset because, you know, it's all Republican plot.
Trump appointed a judge.
Trump appointed a judge.
Right at the beginning.
Hello, everybody.
Trump appointed a judge.
This judge was confirmed 98-0 by the Senate.
Just reading the words in this injunction, a quote, massive effort by the defendants to suppress speech based on content, those are the judge's words, calling the present case, quote, arguably involves the most massive attack against free speech in the United States history, Eli.
It's a dramatic decision by this judge, if you read through it.
He's citing to literature and George Washington and Ben Franklin.
Here's what really is astonishing to me.
This is a conservative ideology that clearly comes through in this It's a conservative political ideology, right?
We saw some of the quotes, questioning vaccines, questioning masks, conservative talking points.
But the ruling itself is the opposite of judicial conservatism.
This is one of the most aggressive, far-reaching rulings you'll ever see.
What this judge is purporting to do is to micromanage, really, the day-to-day interactions between essentially the entire executive branch, all these agencies that are listed as defendants, and the leading social media companies.
And in the actual temporary injunction, the judge basically says, you're not allowed, administration, to talk to these social media companies about any protected free speech except for cybersecurity threats, national security threats, criminal threats.
But where's the line?
Who?
Who's going to police this?
Oh, oh, oh, who's clutching my pearls?
Who's going to poli- and this is very much the, um, you know, the mantra amongst M5M is, well, I mean, you can't really operate a social media site without censorship.
I mean, everyone needs, I mean, content moderation.
Well, they go on and on about it.
Now, I didn't get any clips on this topic, but I will kind of repeat what I saw on PBS.
Oh, okay.
So PBS had this woman on who is a professor, just kind of a ghastly looking professor from one of the schools.
And she goes off on this saying, this is terrible, because all the examples, for example, yes, the government called Twitter over and over, but there were no overt threats.
There were no threats whatsoever!
And it's as if, like, you know, you get a call from the IRS and they say, hey, we'd appreciate it if you did something for us.
Yes, just a little thing here.
There's no threat!
Oh, we're just asking you to help us out.
So, and I thought that her naivete about this was so ridiculous because they left her on forever yacking away about this.
This is, I don't get it.
I don't understand what the, what was the deal?
What was the fuss?
Who cares?
Well this, you know, this kind of harkens back to the Twitter files and we saw what was actually going on and if you read this, what I've read so far, you know, it's pretty damning that, you know, let's just call this a summation of the Twitter files and, you know, if people actually in America took some time to read it, I'm sorry, if they could read above a third grade level, sorry, they might be Shocked, I'm telling you.
Shocked at what was going on.
And this, of course, comes right on the heels of the launch of Threads.
The Zuckerberg Twitter alternative Threads.
Threads.
With what is happening in France, where Macron turned off the internet in some parts of, not just Paris, but some parts of the country to thwart the threat of social media.
And I have a report!
Great to see you, Julia.
Social media platforms are being accused of amplifying violence during these protests.
Why is that?
Well first of all because social media platforms operate on engagement so they use algorithms to identify trending topics and hashtags and videos that are the most shared and the most commented upon and that's what they push to their users and that was what fuels their their news feed but also their rankings recommendations and group functionalities and Of course, during periods of protests and riots and unrest, the videos that tend to trend are outbreaks of violence.
Now, the hashtags that are currently being used, at least in the last couple days here in France, are Nael, Nanterre, Police, but also Civil War.
And it's those videos with these attached hashtags that are being pushed to users.
Now, it's also what's being criticized is the Yeah!
the economic model of those platforms, because they make money depending on how long people spend on the platform.
And unfortunately, we know that violent content tends to be an effective way to keep people on their platforms.
Now, social media platforms are also used to spread information, coordinate meeting points and actions.
And that's what we saw during the storming of the U.S.
Capitol in January 2021.
Now on Snapchat, for instance, you also have very popular features like Snap Map, which is an interactive map where you're going to see in real time locations where publications, videos of destruction and scuffles with the police are happening in real time.
So here you can you can see where that actually happened.
And I think what's important is to understand that riots are becoming viral.
They're being live streamed on social media platforms.
And this is something that we didn't actually see during the student riots of 2005, even though Back then, students didn't need social media to establish rallying points.
But they're not responsible, the platforms, but they are becoming an echo chamber in which everyone can participate and participate in real time.
And as you said, Delano, the government, the French government, has asked those platforms now not only to take down all of the violent content, but also to give the information, the identity of people who have been perpetrating those acts and those criminal offenses.
Oh, very different story there in France.
Very different story.
I got to get a couple things out of the way here.
Sure.
I was thinking about this the other day and I realized that this whole France thing is a CIA op.
Well, there's a lot of evidence that points towards that, yes.
And what comes to mind is something we said on about three shows ago where I brought back up Freedom Fries because France wasn't on board with the Ukraine war.
Well, Freedom Fries initially was of course 9-11.
Yeah, it was 9-11.
No, Freedom Fries actually came out of France not joining our Iraq War.
The Coalition, yes.
The Coalition.
They said, now screw you.
All of a sudden, now we hate France.
The Freedom Coalition.
And so, yeah.
Freedom Coalition.
I love our monikers.
We're laughing about it, but it's so sick.
It is sick.
Hilarious.
Coalition of the Willing.
I'm sorry, thank you trolls.
Coalition of the Willing.
That's what it was.
That was even better than that.
Ah, the Coalition of the Willing.
I forgot that.
Yes, yes.
Good one.
So the French aren't on board with the Ukraine thing to the extent we want them.
And then it came up in an NTD clip, which I didn't keep.
War is an older one where the French weren't on board with anything we're doing with China.
They're just not on board.
No.
And so, okay, why are the French not on board?
It's not the French, it's Macron!
Yeah, he's the problem.
He has to go.
He's the problem.
He's got to go.
So this is a... An op.
What do you call it when you regime change?
Yes.
We're doing a regime change in France.
One of our allies And of course, important to the regime change, as has been shown in the past, in all these other regime changes we've attempted, is Twitter.
Twitter has to be part of it.
Has to be part of the regime change, good point.
And that's why Twitter is not going away anytime soon, because it's a very useful tool.
But this is all an op.
I was reading an article, see if I can find it, that, you know, so we had the Athena, the Netflix movie, and I believe that, like, the kid who was killed or, you know, there's some family relationship to the actual actors.
I mean, there's all kinds of stuff.
You know, you pointed out We don't even know.
We didn't really see anything.
We didn't really see the murder happen.
We saw some circumstantial evidence.
And I hate to be ghoulish about it, because it sure seems like they buried somebody.
But when it comes to ops, I mean, our CIA doesn't give a crap.
Do whatever they have to do.
Whatever they have to do.
Including forcing everybody to not release the true information which is required by law since 2017.
And Biden just came out again and went, oh yeah, we're going to release just about everything.
Except for the really important stuff that you can't know.
The JFK assassination papers.
Yeah.
I have my thesis on that, based on some of these things we've played on the show, which is that CIA didn't kill Kennedy.
No, I know.
The mob and CIA couldn't stop the mob, and the mob is in charge, and the head of the crime family is Joey.
Joey is now.
Joey the Bull.
Anyway, so part of the op, and I think the op is far and wide.
It's not just France, although they're rolling out the true shills.
This is a great one from France 24 incoming.
But you know, this whole, we're bringing racism back to the old country.
You know, the Netherlands, racist!
Yeah, you have a racist history, everyone's racist, France!
Ah, don't get me started!
Dr. Flemming, thank you so much for your time this evening.
I think it's It's safe to say that the images of police brutality here in France have shocked European audiences.
Notice police brutality all of a sudden.
Now it's police brutality.
You know that weapons from Ukraine are showing up in these riots?
Like US-made weapons?
I didn't know this.
Yeah, I got some notes about that.
You wouldn't surprise me.
Why should I be surprised?
...here in France have shocked European audiences.
As an American, I wanted to get your take on what you've seen in the last few days and how it compares to the US there.
Now this is an American expert, sociologist.
Okay, here we go.
This is the op, here it is, just as you said.
Thanks for having me and also for making clear I am a sociologist.
So of course there are a lot of parallels between what we're seeing in France, the rise of police shootings that have disproportionately targeted black French people who are Arab or black.
That is similar to what we see in the United States and in other countries where biases in policing and in police violence reflect the biases of the broader society.
One of the differences with France is that there is a really deeply rooted denial of the cause of the specific killing of Niel himself, but also these broader issues of discrimination.
It's just this deeply entrenched, really colonial mindset.
Hold on, can we stop?
Who is this woman?
And why is she such an expert?
I, honestly, I, let me see, do I have it?
I think she's an American University sociologist, I think.
Yeah, that's what she is.
That's what she is.
And so she is, okay.
So we take an American sociologist.
Yeah, to tell you what's wrong with France.
Hello?
Okay, I'm in.
You don't even need to know who she is.
The setting is perfect.
I should know, I'm sorry, I should know.
Really?
Colonial denial of the cause of the specific killing of Niall himself, but also these broader issues.
He knows nothing about the killing.
No, of course not.
He knows jack about the killing.
No, of course not.
We don't know.
Nobody knows.
Specific killing of Niall himself, but also these broader issues of discrimination.
It's just this deeply entrenched Really colonial mindset.
That prevents French authorities from admitting that racism is to play, but also that racism is rooted in, again, France's history of colonization.
History of colonization.
Well, of course, they colonized Africa.
They still print money for five countries in Africa.
Of course.
And in fact, the leading non-native language in Africa is French.
Yes.
A lot of places in the world.
So one of our producers told me that the possible replacement would be Edouard Philippe, who was Prime Minister of France from 2017 to 2020 under Macron.
He's a lawyer, former member of UMP, Union for Popular Movement, which later became the Republicans, served as a member of the National Assembly until 2017.
Could be the possible guy to come in.
Yes, anyone who has ideas.
Yeah, we like getting ideas.
This guy's done.
Yeah, he has to be done.
He has to be done.
There's no way he can survive this.
I predict suicide by jet engine ingestion.
No one's doing that.
You just wait.
You keep predicting it.
Phoebe, it's okay, baby.
It's okay.
Just French.
French.
It's okay.
Ruff, ruff, ruff!
Don't get her all crazy.
Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff!
I am going to tell you, there will be a major person to commit suicide by jet engine ingestion of a private plane.
This will happen.
No.
And my bet is still on Hunter?
It's a trend.
Come on, it's a trend.
It's a funny idea.
It's a trend.
Ghoulish.
But it's a very funny idea for Hunter Biden to get sucked into a jet engine as his method of suicide.
But this is something of a stretch.
The poor schmuck at San Antonio Airport that was ruled a suicide.
He hated his life so much he committed suicide by getting sucked into a jet engine.
That's not the way to do it.
But that was the news, so it's now a thing.
It's a setup.
We'll see.
It would be funny if it became a fad.
Like swallowing goldfish.
It's a fad.
Well, this happens with bridges.
You know, like the Golden Gate Bridge for a while was faddish to commit suicide by jumping off of it.
That's true.
That's true.
So it could be a fad.
A fad could happen.
Suicide fad.
People are getting their tits chopped off for no good reason and being sterilized because it's a fad.
Oh, man.
You're going there with me.
You're going there with me.
Yes, but now Hunter's not doing it.
I have a great clip.
It's going to be accidental.
I think it's going to be, like, accidental.
He's going to ingest what he stole.
Overdose.
Can't get him off.
Overdose because of fentanyl.
Fentanyl.
Yeah, of course.
It's got to be fentanyl related.
That's what's going to happen.
No, no, no.
He's got to go straight to tranq.
Trank is the new drink.
He's not gonna go to Trank.
Trank is like, like everyone's doing Trank now.
Explain what Trank is to the people that don't know what you're talking about.
Trank is a horse tranquilizer with fentanyl.
Yes, and it turns you into a zombie.
No, you die.
Well, you die from fentanyl too.
I think it should just be, he got a bad coke, through no fault of his own, and the bad coke had fentanyl in it.
That'll be the report.
Hunter Biden died today due to a bad batch of coke through no fault of his own.
Okay, just winding up with France for a moment.
Interesting that the French people... By the way, only our podcast gets this maudlin.
Maudlin!
Another fantastic term!
Maudlin.
Maudlin.
What is the exact definition of maudlin?
Sick.
Relating to death.
Let me just check this out.
Maudlin.
Okay.
We'll go to Miriam Webster.
Dark humor.
Drunk enough to be emotionally silly.
Weakly and effusively sentimental.
This is weird.
Oh, those are synonyms.
I'm sorry.
We don't want synonyms.
We want the actual word.
I want the actual word.
Here we go.
They've screwed up the dictionaries to such a degree.
You can't even look up a word anymore.
Okay, I'll go to dictionary.com then.
Here we go.
Tearfully or weakly emotional, foolishly sentimental.
It says nothing about... Well, maybe I'm wrong.
It was my usage of the word modeling.
I think you are.
That's something sentimental about poor Hunter.
Poor Hunter.
There was something kind of interesting.
The French people apparently support the police officer.
And they had to halt the GoFundMe!
Let's don't talk about that.
Well no, France 24 does.
They've raised more than 1.5 million euros in barely five days, with more than 80,000 participants and one-off donations of up to 3,000 euros.
All this in order to support the family of the police officer under investigation for the death of Nahal, killed after being stopped in the Paris suburb of Nanterre last week.
The GoFundMe campaign was set up by Jean Messiaen, a former spokesman for far-right politician Eric Zemmour.
But after calls for it to be deleted, its founder announced that it would be halted on Tuesday evening, making it impossible to use the money.
This police union rep defended the campaign.
You have a mother who's on her own with a child.
Her husband is currently detained.
He's going to launch legal proceedings which will last a long time.
And we know it'll be high profile.
His wife needs this financial support to be able to continue bringing up her child.
But is it legal?
It is authorized if its sole purpose is to support the family.
But a judge can ban it if it's used to finance fines or damages, or if it threatens public order.
In 2021, another fundraiser was cancelled by the courts.
It had been set up to support a yellow vest protester who had been convicted of assaulting a policeman.
So... Yeah, so no money.
Hey, maybe you were looking for Morose?
Morose could be the word.
Morose kind of fits it.
Gloomily or suddenly ill-humored.
Hmm.
Yeah.
That's you.
That's you.
I should have said morose instead of maudlin.
Right there.
I like maudlin as a word.
I have to be careful about some of these words.
Over the years, you know, they kind of deteriorate in the memory.
While we're on mea culpa, I was wrong.
I was wrong.
I called out trolls as stupid trolls about Max Blumenthal and the reason why I was wrong is I was confused with Richard Blumenthal and I thought they were saying he was related to Richard Blumenthal the creep who wants he and Lady G there's so many Blumenthal's I can't be making this sort of mistake is the one that they were referring to is the one that worked with Hillary?
yes the Hillary Blumenthal which is interesting that Max Blumenthal is Sidney's son and Max is going against the grain here but it would have been okay if I just said no you're wrong but I called them stupid trolls So I feel bad about that and I was wrong.
Oh, you've made yourself look foolish.
I did.
Very foolish.
Very foolish.
Now, I have commented some feedback about you.
Oh no!
Yes.
Back in episode 1562, I listened in horror As JCD went haywire with the rain stick in order to stop the Nova Scotia wildfires, which, let's be honest, Fidel Jr.
probably said himself to push climate BS.
Well, it worked.
JCD ruined Canadian summer.
It's been raining for a friggin' month.
Summer in this part of the world is so sweet because our winters are harsh and they come early and stay late.
All we get is June, July, August.
So far, the first third of our best season has been a complete washout.
I told you to go easy.
I wasn't the one who went nuts with the rain stick.
It was you.
Yes, you did.
No, you were jiggling it up and down.
You always... I always do that.
I even... To get the little balls out of the little crevices.
I even said you were going nuts.
I even said you went too far.
You went too far on that.
So sorry, Canada.
We apologize.
Someone called me out on the email about not using the turkey sound right, which is this.
Correct.
And that someone is sending me a turkey call to do it properly.
And then, because I do this once in a while.
Yeah, that's wrong.
And that bothers him.
Yes, of course it does.
Um, as discussed on the previous episode, and since you bring up the regime change, um, and of course we had it before ABC, but we'll let them report on it.
We turn now to the director of the CIA offering some rare insight into how the agency recruits spies.
Rare insight!
How about school?
Good morning, Lionel.
The attempted revolt against Vladimir Putin by Russian mercenaries last month has provided a unique opportunity for the U.S. intelligence community.
ABC's Edwin is here to explain that.
Em, good morning.
Good morning, Lionel.
That aborted rebellion happened about a week ago.
And though it ended within just hours, the CIA director says it's still making an impact.
This morning, USA.
CIA Director William Burns capitalizing on the short-lived mutiny in Russia by Wagner Group mercenary boss Yevgeny Prigozhin, stating Russian frustrations with the war in Ukraine is making it easier to recruit spies.
Disaffection with the war will continue to gnaw away at the Russian leadership.
That disaffection creates a once-in-a-generation opportunity for us at CIA.
At our core, a human intelligence service.
At our core, we kill people, but at our core, it's an intelligence service.
We're not letting it go to waste.
Burns in England calling it striking that Purgosian, once a close confidant of Vladimir Putin, proceeded his actions with scathing words on Russia's most senior military officers.
The impact of those words and those actions will play out for some time.
A vivid reminder of the corrosive effect of Putin's war on his own society.
The CIA launched an effort in May to recruit Russians who had expertise in science, technology, or diplomacy on the Telegram social media site.
The campaign provided instructions on how to contact the CIA on the dark web.
The Kremlin accused the US of trying to destabilize their country.
And overnight Russia launching drone attacks on the capital Kiev after a 12-day break.
Officials saying air defense systems destroyed all targets.
This as Ukraine advances their counteroffensive.
Around the devastated eastern city of Bakhmut, Ukrainian soldiers telling ABC News they believe they can liberate the area.
Ukrainian officials again warning Russia might also attack the Zaporizhia nuclear plant to try to disrupt their counter-offensive.
Oh yeah.
Now before... Did you notice the wording in there?
She said air defenses destroy... First she goes like this.
Drone attack!
Air defenses destroyed all targets.
Yeah.
Well, she didn't say all drones, she said all targets, which would be the targets of the drones.
Yes.
That's weird.
All right.
Well, anyway, just a little note, but there's something up with Burns there.
There's no reason for him to come out and say this stuff.
Well, it's regime change.
That's what they're doing.
Yeah, but they're not accomplishing it.
I don't see any evidence of that.
No, it's psychological warfare.
It's, you know, like the Fourth Army Division Psych Wars.
Like, oh, we're everywhere.
Oh, be very afraid.
Meanwhile, The Guardian reporting that Hot Dog Boy isn't even in Belarus.
He's back in Russia.
He may even be dead.
As Putin says, he lives by the troll, he dies by the troll.
As the Kremlin appears to gain control of the Wagner Warlord, new term, Warlord's troll farms.
As Patriot Media operations shut down.
So, maybe it was no deal.
You know, we're getting nothing.
We're getting C.I.A.
I think you nailed it.
We're getting C.I.A.
reporting.
Right in the middle of it.
You nailed it.
We don't know what the hell's going on.
We're getting nothing.
They barged in, smashed the front door, felt like they were busting a brothel.
Not the workplace of patriotic journalists at a senior staffer.
At RIAFAN, the flagship Patriot online outlet.
So, you know, who knows?
I did get this little tidbit from the Defense and Aerospace Report.
how stable and secure is vladimir putin uh at the moment even if we want to imagine him to be you know sort of one foot out the door or one foot on a banana peel well last week when we talked one foot on a banana peel ladies and gentlemen CIA at work.
That's descriptive.
Classy.
Him to be, you know, sort of one foot out the door or one foot on a banana peel.
Well, last week when we talked about the mutiny, we actually asked a lot of questions and we cautioned people not to jump to conclusions because so much wasn't really known and so much is still not known about what actually happened and what transpired behind the scenes.
Certainly Vladimir Putin is still in power.
Certainly he is still very much in place along with his allies.
But people have noticed some unusual behavior.
For example, when he visited Dagestan, as you have indicated, he was out there in the crowds hugging people and having people getting really close to him.
That's really unusual for someone who for many, many years...
Sort of try to stay away from exactly this type of very close engagement and behavior like that, which is in contrast to much of his official behavior, breeds a lot of rumors.
But we're not going to go there.
We're just going to kind of take things as they are.
And by the way, some have even suggested that those are one of his many body doubles did that.
Right.
There's been a little bit of discussion of, OK, was that actually Putin or not?
Right.
In some circles.
His behavior basically is indicative of a lot of facts that breed these such rumors because on one hand he could have a very sort of distant contact with even his closest officials as you have indicated.
He's sitting across from a very long table, and shortly afterwards he's out there gleefully hugging people.
That's really unusual, even for Western politicians who are normally engaging a lot with their constituents on a regular basis.
How about this?
How about the CIA has Putin doubles, and you just pop them out here and there?
That might be something they would do.
Wow, that's a good one I wouldn't even have considered!
Could be.
They're recruiting on the dark web, Putin lookalikes.
Which is by, it's a TOR address by the way.
Woo!
Big dark web.
Big scary dark web.
Yeah, so that would make some sense and he just crops up here and he's got these Putin look-alikes that come and go.
It would be kind of interesting.
There are Putin look-alikes.
I don't know if I documented any in the newsletter, but you can look at him and tell it's not Putin.
Like Biden.
We got Biden look-alikes.
Yeah, there's at least two other Bidens.
And then there's the shouting Biden!
My favorite guy.
Let's see what Zelensky's up to.
Surprise, surprise.
In Ukraine, Ukraine's President Zelensky is warning about a dangerous situation in his country involving a massive nuclear facility in Russian occupied territory.
Charlie Dagoda is in the Ukrainian city of Zaporizhia for us this morning.
Charlie, good morning.
Good morning to you, Tony.
It has been a nerve-wracking night for all of Ukraine, but especially here in the vicinity of that nuclear power plant.
By the way, this is a CIA broadcast systems report, so expect some tension.
That's after Russia and Ukraine accused one another of plotting an attack in the complex over the next couple of days.
Overnight, President Zelensky outlining his claims in detail that Russian troops have placed objects resembling explosives on the roof of several power units at the complex.
Those are his words.
That's after Russia accused Ukraine of planning to strike the plant with missiles or drones packed with radioactive waste from other nuclear facilities.
Neither side providing any evidence of those claims.
Now the plant has been under Russian control since it was captured about a month into the invasion and fought over ever since.
Authorities routinely run drills in this region for civilians in case of a major incident.
A local official we spoke to this morning said residents will receive warnings on their phones instructing them whether to stay inside and close the doors and windows or get ready to evacuate.
So, I didn't clip it, but I have at least four different videos, I put them in the show notes, of the International Atomic Energy Association president.
He's over there, he's inspecting the plant, it's like there's nothing going on, it's just, it's all calm.
You know, they had a little bit of worry about the water and, you know, because of the dam that was blown up, which of course Russia did themselves.
Everything seems to be pretty calm.
There's a little tidbit in this story that I only heard once on one of the reports and I have never heard it since because it makes it make even less sense that the Russians would do this.
That's the power plant that powers everything in Crimea.
Yes, they wouldn't want to take that out.
So why would they want to blow it up?
Exactly, no they don't.
But, you know, Zelensky...
New this morning, Russia claims it intercepted five Ukrainian drones.
They say the drones were attempting to target an area where civilian infrastructure is located.
Now this is just the latest sign that Ukraine's counter-offensive is underway.
Meantime, in an exclusive interview with CNN's Aaron Burnett, Ukrainian President Zelensky making clear that Ukraine's path to a NATO membership relies heavily on President Biden's immediate support.
The U.S.
decide today whether Ukraine will get invited to NATO.
This is today's situation, and it's a fact.
The majority of the NATO countries support inviting Ukraine to NATO.
Those who have their doubts look only at President Biden, and he knows that this depends on him.
It will be his decision.
So he has a decision to make coming into this weekend?
Yes, for today, yes.
He is a decision maker for today to be Ukraine in NATO or not to be.
Not down the line, now?
Now.
It's very important.
It will push Russia, it will push our soldiers to de-occupy quicker.
But we know that we will never be in NATO before war finish.
Right.
So we understand everything.
But this signal It's really very important and depends on Biden's decision.
And all this past week the International Criminal Court was setting up that, you know, phony baloney, joint investigation team, subcourt to go and convict every single Russian of crime of aggression.
They're really doing this.
Did she ask him the question that would, first that would come to mind, which is in the NATO Charter, no nation that is currently in a conflict.
Yeah, a border conflict.
Any conflict.
I think it's border conflict specifically.
I may be wrong.
Well, whatever.
They're in a conflict.
Yeah.
At border and other.
Yeah.
They can't be part of NATO until this is resolved.
Yeah.
And Russia already came out and said, if we have to be in a conflict with Ukraine until the end of time to keep them out of NATO, that's what we'll do.
Yeah.
You know, I learned that... What's the big deal about them being in NATO?
How is that adding to the... I mean, they want Japan to join NATO now.
I mean, it's out of control, these people.
It's everybody against Russia.
Well, and China, too.
Do you remember Chakasvili?
Name rings a bell.
Chakasvili was the president of Georgia.
Oh, right, right.
I do remember.
So, this guy is now, he's come out in, he's in jail in Georgia for crimes against the country because he basically was the Zelensky of the whole Georgia scam.
Which to this day people still say... We covered on our show in great detail.
Oh yeah, 2007-2008.
And people to this day say, you're wrong, Russia attacked Georgia.
No, they didn't.
And it was the same border dispute.
And this guy, he then went on to be in the, I think even the Zelensky government.
Or at least during the the Maidan.
So he was he was a part of that scam and now this guy is in jail and he looks like crap.
It looks like he says he's being tortured and the international community doesn't seem to care.
So that should be a warning for Zelensky.
If this doesn't go down the way everybody wants it, you're gonna wind up pretty sick, man.
It's not gonna work out well for you.
You should just see the shock.
There was the guy who was eating his tie.
He was a nut job.
Remember that?
I vaguely remember him eating his tie.
Yeah, he was so nervous.
He was sucking on the tip of his tie.
He couldn't hack it.
He couldn't hack it.
He couldn't hack it as a stooge.
He could not hack it.
Being a good stooge at that level, I don't know how anyone can hack it to be honest about it.
Don't ask me for that.
Let's see.
Well, let's just come home for a minute here.
There's all kinds of stuff happening this weekend.
Of course, it was 4th of July weekend and we had, you know, it wouldn't be America News if we didn't have some shooting.
Someone shooting the place up.
A lot happening in Philadelphia.
We had the Liberty for months.
The Moms for Liberty Conference, which I have a clip from.
You know, of course, there was pride parades.
And then we had this shooting.
This morning, days after police say this gunman opened fire randomly in a Philadelphia neighborhood, killing five people and wounding several others, including a toddler, the city is taking aim at so-called ghost guns, the kind of weapon allegedly used in Monday's attack.
One was an AR-15, the other was a 9mm.
We've confirmed through our lab both of those weapons were privately made firearms.
The city is now suing two manufacturers of ghost guns.
Those are weapons that can be purchased online and assembled at home, posing a major concern to police because the guns are untraceable and they can be bought without age or background checks.
The manufacturers attempted to avoid liability by claiming that it is selling parts, not guns.
But the gun kits they sell can be assembled in minutes by virtually anyone.
Philadelphia has seen a 300% increase in the number of ghost guns used in crimes over the last four years.
And nationwide, ghost gun recoveries are up nearly 1,100% since 2017.
The ATF doesn't know about them.
You're required by federal law, once you make these guns, to call the ATF and register it with a serial number.
That's not being done.
One of the ghost gun makers being sued has already faced multiple lawsuits in Los Angeles and Washington D.C.
amid growing concerns about gang violence.
They're going in the hands of gang members, convicted felons, who obviously can't go by a gun.
So they're getting ghost guns.
The gun makers have not responded to the new lawsuit.
As for the Philadelphia shooting suspect, authorities say he grew more agitated in recent days, posting messages about guns, liberals, and evil spirits.
He's being held without bail.
So, this is a very long report from ABC, bringing an old cow out of the canal, the so-called ghost gun.
Yeah, totally.
You may go into this, but why'd they leave out the part that he's a trans femme?
That's the whole point.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
Was not trans.
Was just a dude who liked to put on dresses.
This is truly the reporting we're seeing.
They went out of their way.
Yep.
In fact, it's in the newsletter.
I wrote this up in the newsletter.
Yep.
With a link to the New York Post article which shows pictures of this guy who is loony.
Loony.
Loony tunes.
Loony.
He's loony.
You just look at him and go, oh my god, why is this guy not in jail?
But, oh no, liberal, so now he's gotta be a Republican.
Of course, that's what all black men who wear dresses are all Republicans.
Yeah, of course.
Now, this is where, shame on ABC and everybody else for doing this, because we're now seeing the results of mentally, obviously, I'm with you 100% on what you're going to say.
You just said 100%.
I think that's... 100 fricking percent.
Obviously, we're not even going to apologize for people who have gender dysphoria because we know that.
We're not stupid.
This is social contagion.
This is a trend.
It's almost like the... Bad.
It's a very bad trend.
And, oh man.
I gotta play this clip because this fits so in with your prediction that all of this trans Maoist stuff will end when the children who did not deserve to be abused by doctors and parents and sterilized start killing their parents for what they did to them.
I think you are spot on and they can't admit that something went wrong with this person And, you know, it's the result of a mental illness being misdiagnosed as trans.
So Helen Joyce literally wrote the book on this, I'm just going to call it mainly social contagion.
And she, man, she nails it with her prediction of what is going, or not even prediction, her deconstruction of what parents who have done this to their children without Because they were tricked by the medical community and by peer pressure and by over socialization and sadly over education that they will fight to the death to defend their choice.
Something that you may not have thought of is that there's a lot of people who can't move on on this and because that's the people who've transitioned their own children.
So those people are going to be like you know the Japanese soldiers who were on Pacific Islands and didn't know the war was over.
Right.
They've got to fight forever.
This is another reason why this is the worst, worst, worst social contagion that we'll ever have experienced.
A lot of people have done the worst thing that you could do, which is to harm their children irrevocably because of it.
Those people will have to believe that they did the right thing for the rest of their lives, for their own sanity and for their own self-respect.
So they'll still be fighting.
And each one of those people destroys entire organisations and entire friendship groups.
Like, I've lost count of the number of times that somebody has said to me of a specific organisation that has got turned upside down on this.
Oh, the deputy director has a trans child or, you know, oh, the journalist on that paper who does special investigations has a trans child or whatever.
The entire organisation gets paralysed by that one person.
And it may not even be widely known at the organisation that they have a trans child, but it will come out, like people will have sort of said it quietly, and now you can't talk truth in front of that person, and you know you can't, because what you're saying is, you as a parent have done a truly, like human rights abuse, that's an awful thing to your child, that cannot be fixed.
There are specific individuals who are really actively against Women's rights here, and it's not known why they are, but I happen to know through the back channels that it's because they've transed their child.
And so those people will do anything for the entire rest of their lives to destroy me and people like me, because people like me are a standing reproach to them.
I don't want to be.
I'm not talking directly to them.
I don't spend my time bitching about them.
But the fact is that just simply by saying we will never accept natal males in women's spaces, Well, it's their son that we're talking about, and they've told their son that he can get himself sterilised and destroy his sexual function, and women will accept him as a woman.
And if we don't, there's no way back for them and their child.
They've sold their child a bill of goods that they can't deliver on, and I'm the one who has to be bullied to try to force me to deliver on it.
So those people are going to be the people who will keep this bloody movement going, I'm sorry to say.
Because they've everything to lose.
And it's a fight to the death as far as they're concerned.
Sadly, I think she's spot on.
She nails it.
She is completely spot on.
Which reminds me of some talk clips.
Oh, goodness.
Can I just play one more clip before we get to the talk clips?
No, play all you want.
These talk clips are good forever.
Yes they are.
So a group who is feverishly trying to stop this, certainly the unsupervised spread of this in schools, is the Moms for Liberty group.
I like them.
I like the local Moms for Liberty.
I've gotten some people saying, you're warned!
You're warned!
They warned about what?
About them!
These are crazy women!
Okay, here's the question then.
There's a group there in Fredericksburg, I take it?
Yes.
Or in the area somewhere?
We have a Fredericksburg chapter, you bet.
And you actually have met?
I know them!
And talked to these people?
Some of them are friends of mine.
And you have made friends with a few.
Has the person that is warning you ever met any of them?
Yes.
Well, I think something happened to his wife and, you know, she got excoriated or something.
And so now I have to be warned.
I mean, I'm sure there are there are nut jobs in every group.
Yeah, it's personal.
In every group.
But the Southern Poverty Law Center has come out and said, oh, it's a hate group.
It's a hate group.
It's a hate group.
And then the M5M just tacks onto that.
It's all it's all purpose built.
Because, you know, it's trans-Maoism.
It's a political movement over the backs and front sides of children, just to put it bluntly.
It's a political movement.
And then they come out and they talk to the over-socialized, under-educated, in this case, sadly, older Americans who go out and protest.
Now, I was listening to some of the Moms for Liberty Convention, which is also in Philadelphia.
Vivek Ramaswamy was there with his family.
By the way, I kind of like him.
He's getting old.
Everybody likes him.
He's likeable.
He has like zero chance of getting anywhere.
Zero?
Zero.
He's kind of like, it was Wang or whatever that guy was, the Democrat last year, last time.
Yes.
Wang, yeah.
Wang, whatever his name was.
Was it Philip?
No, it wasn't Philip.
No, it's, uh, Young.
Well, that guy, he was... No, no, Wang Young.
Young, not Young.
Young, yeah, great guy.
Wang Young.
So is this guy.
Andrew Yang.
Yeah.
Andrew Yang.
There you go, we got it, finally.
Wang Young.
Wang Chung.
Andrew Yang.
Hello?
It's likable, it's likable.
Yeah, Vivek is very likable.
Wang was likable too.
Yang, young.
Yeah, Yang.
No, Vivek is very likable, has some good thoughts.
You know, the first thing he wants to do is get rid of the Department of Education.
That's an old standby to get rid of.
Yeah.
He'll always be there so somebody can get rid of it.
His wife spoke, and he was the first one to take the pledge, whatever the pledge is for the Moms for Liberty.
Don't take pledges!
But the Moms for Liberty, I've seen them in small-town America, Fredericksburg, Texas, and they went into the library and said, no, not these.
This, yes, not that.
They, you know, they kept the literal, I forget what the Latino would know, there's a group out of Austin and they are a consulting group and they have therapists and they wanted to come into the Fredericksburg school system.
Now we know exactly what those therapists do!
Because they are mandated by the American Psychological Association, I think I'm saying it right.
They're mandated.
You know, you ask a question, how do you feel?
I don't feel good.
You're a boy.
You know, that's pretty much... We have our own... I'm nauseated.
You're a girl.
Our own therapists have told us this, and if you don't play along, just like COVID, then you lose your insurance, you lose your practice, you lose your license, you're out the door.
So some very brave have told us this is what's happening.
And, you know, no one is really diving deep into that.
I wish some M5M would.
But anyway, so the media gets on it and, you know, they're all a part of it because they are funded by the pharmaceutical companies.
They're all part of the pharmaceutical industrial complex.
And they, you know, talk about this hate group that are Moms for Liberty.
And they were, you know, they were holding their conference in Philadelphia.
And here's two grandmas who are out there protesting.
And, you know, Can you tell me a little about what you're protesting today?
they really know, but how much they've been propagandized into actually becoming haters themselves.
Can you tell me a little about what you're protesting today?
I'm protesting the Moms for Liberty group even being here at the Marriott.
I was protesting last night when they were down at the Museum for the American Revolution because it gives them credibility when they're actually a hate group supporting divisiveness, supporting banning books, supporting harm to trans children or gays and lesbians, and I'm here to protest that.
I love how harm to trans and gays and lesbian kids when the harm is already being committed by the medical industry!
How about you?
What are you protesting today?
Well, I've been hearing more and more about Moms for Liberty and I think it's very scary given the state of our country right now that they are a growing right-wing group and they've been named that.
And, you know, we have to do all we can to protect democracy, and they're doing everything that's the opposite.
You know, they're anti-gay, anti-trans, banning books that are so important for young people to have in their schools.
They're going on school boards, even trying to Go to school board meetings.
Oh, imagine that!
They're harming democracy by going on school boards!
School board meetings, even where they're not members of that community.
And I really think it's awful that they're here in Philadelphia.
And that they were able to come here, and they're not... Because, you know, they're harming democracy!
...about anything that we need right now in the United States.
What are some of the books that they're banning that you think should be in schools?
I don't know.
I don't know any of the titles, but I know there was one book I was reading about... I'm not good at recalling names at this stage, but there's one where there was just a mention at the very end of the book that Johnny is in a family with two moms, or Sam is a family with two dads, and because of that one line, they wanted the whole book banned.
And they did ban it.
And I think that's what's... Now you've got children in those classrooms who will have two moms or two dads, and now they don't get to see themselves represented at all in any of the books that they get to read in that school.
And I think that's what's wrong.
Okay, so that is obviously not the most egregious example.
No, you're right, they've been propagandized.
And I just want to say, the Moms for Liberty in Fredericksburg, Texas, we have gays!
We got lots of gays!
Gays running the Christmas shop, gays running the best restaurant in town.
They all go there, they all hang out with them.
Hey, Richard, how Jordan, how you doing?
No one has a problem with gays.
It's just not true.
It's, you know, man.
I want to play.
One more thing and then you can play.
I just want to prove that this is a trans Maoist, this is a political movement.
This is the Philly Pride.
He's a DJ at Pride in Philadelphia.
We talk about service and protection.
We know what service and protection looks like.
And that's not it.
We're locking people up who want to protect our First Amendment rights, who want to protect our young people, who want to protect our trans youth, who want to protect our queer elders, who want to protect black and brown lives and black and brown legacies.
It's not throwing it in the back of a paddy wagon.
It's disrupting hate.
Hate has no home here.
And if you bodyguard it, you have no home here.
But you know what we have?
We have the love of one another.
Give it up for yourselves.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Give it up!
Give it up!
Give it up for yourselves, comrades!
Give it up for yourselves, comrades!
Come on, man!
Come on, man!
God save the Queen, man!
Just give it up for the comrades!
Your commies!
Protect American democracy!
Get rid of these commies.
This is along the lines of this other clip when you play before that one I'm not going to tell you you should have done something, but you should have run that last clip through Adobe.
Yes, correct.
You are right.
You are right.
Correct.
Because I ran this clip through Adobe because I needed to get out the racket that was going on behind it.
It cleaned it up beautifully.
This is the gay complainer.
This gay guy walked down the street making a bunch of racket.
This is, uh, the point of this clip is that it's been only a few lesbians, and we've played a few clips of them complaining about what's going on with trans malism, but the gay males haven't really got on board yet.
This guy has.
I'm sorry, y'all, but if I'd hear one more person say that the reason conservatives are hating on pride is because they're homophobic, I'm gonna lose it.
This here is a picture of a bunch of adults celebrating pride with children in a fountain where clothing is optional.
This here is an old man twerking in his underwear in front of children during the parade.
It's not homophobic to say that pride is about celebrating degeneracy and sexual activity more than it is about love and acceptance, because that's exactly what it is now.
And the worst part about it is that people who don't know better, not to a fault of their own, will think that this is a reflection of all gay people when it's not.
Like, I'm sorry that most of you guys probably don't get to take your clothes off in private because nobody's interested, but that doesn't give you free reign to do it in public in front of children.
And people want to come after me for saying our community has privilege?
If these people were straight, they would be arrested in an instant for indecent exposure.
But because it's a pride parade, we're allowed to be naked in front of children?
All I want is to be able to marry who I love, live my life free from discrimination, and to protect children from seeing naked people in the streets.
I don't quite understand how, in 2023, that's a controversial stance.
Oh yeah, he sounds a lot like Joshua from the Disaffected podcast.
Our American gays are smart.
They're a little quiet right now.
You know?
Gay men.
Well, they don't want to be trans or TERFs.
They haven't come up with a term for the gays like this guy.
No.
Like TERFs.
Ooh, TERFs.
The TERF.
Yeah.
Well, as long as Kara Swisher is in control of the lesbians, we're not going to get anywhere.
Well, here's another guy.
This is a dude with a wig and one tooth that was mocked by some other podcasters, but I gotta have this.
This guy can't get a gynecologist and here's his complaining.
This is a dude who can't get a gyno.
Okay.
...need to be checked, you know?
I mean, they gotta use a speculum, they've got to take a sample, that type of thing, check for tears, blah blah blah, right?
I mean, makes sense.
And so, um, what they had said to me is like, well, we don't do that here.
And I'm like, but you're a gynecologist's office, why wouldn't you?
Well, we don't treat trans patients, so you're discriminating against me is what you're telling me.
You know, my female doctor in Toronto would have taken you in a heartbeat.
Damn.
Yeah, it's bull.
I am pretty pissed.
You know, it's so hard to find a fight, a gynecologist that can like even work with me.
You know?
Oh man, this is insane.
We just have to say it, this is insane.
You know, Christina and Kevin... This guy's totally nuts, yes.
Christina and Kevin, they're in Rotterdam, and you know, of course I'm asking them, so what's going on?
Oh, this is so annoying.
Everybody's queer because they're afraid to be left out, so they have to be queer.
They're not really anything, just, oh, I just gotta be queer.
You know, so I can feel like I'm a part of it.
So I'm a Q. I'm a Q, which I remember used to stand for questioning, but then it turned into queer.
And she says it's not slowing down.
It's speeding up there.
Not so many people who are transitioning, but just the whole, well, you know, we're just different.
It's a trend.
But they don't see it slowing down at all.
It's just not a happy thought.
No, not at all.
I guess a lot of the non-binary stuff must be going on there too.
Hell yeah.
Tons of it.
And here I have, this is a classic American non-binary, and this is the last of this series.
It's called, you're just shooting fish in a barrel.
This is a clip entitled, Another Non-Binary A-Hole, which is the conclusion I'm drawing by these arrogant non-binaries who look like a normal person, but they insist I'm non-binary.
But you look like a girl.
Sure.
So you admit it, you're a girl.
Stop!
Could it be possible that the way that I perceive myself may be different than the way that you perceive me.
And when it comes to who knows more about who, don't you think that I might know more about what's going on with myself than you know about what's going on with myself?
Then why don't you make yourself look more like a boy?
Because first of all, I'm not a boy and I don't want to be a boy.
Second of all, it is not non-binary people's jobs to look more ambiguous for you.
Androgyny does not equal non-binary.
And if non-binary looked like and was one thing, it would not be non-binary.
Okay, so even though I think you look like a girl, You're not completely a girl.
Yes, you're a girl.
Oh, goodness.
You know, these people are being set up for universal basic income.
This whole thing is a setup.
You know what's interesting about that last clip?
That's the same person obviously asking and answering the questions.
This is actually schizophrenic.
Yes.
Borderline personality disorder at best, which I can speak to because I know what that's like.
Uh, schizophrenia?
You know, it was nice to see Demi Lovato just acting like a girl again.
Uh, in, uh, where was she?
She was in, uh, she was in Philadelphia.
Now, I'm sure she's, you know, whatever, but she at least wasn't, like, just nuts like she used to be for a moment there.
And she has all kinds of psychological issues.
Therapists of America and of the world, you need to stand up and you need to tell people the truth of what's happening.
Because they're going to come after you too.
With a gun.
No, the same kids, the same trans kids that are going to shoot their parents are going to shoot their doctors too.
So there was an article in the Portland newspaper.
They arrive, Portland's becoming a haven for gender refugees.
I'm just going to read a little bit, just so you can hear.
It's sad, so... Was there a drought someplace, or a wind, or a tornado?
They're running away from Austin, okay?
From Austin and Round Rock, which is... Round Rock is basically a suburb of Austin.
And so this is a lesbian family, two moms, and... Excuse me.
Two moms, and just this one little paragraph here I just want to read so you can hear all the bull crap, stuff that didn't even happen that they imagined in their minds.
Cue the Welsh family.
They came to Stumptown from Round Rock, just outside of Austin, one of the fastest growing cities in America.
It may be Valhalla for guys like Elon Musk, but it's hell if you're trans.
When his daughter, oh, John Welsh, interesting.
When his daughter told the school she wanted to use the women's bathroom, the anti-queer book banning group Moms for Liberty started protesting at school board meetings.
You know, they didn't call her out by name because they're not allowed to do that, but it was very clear it was about her.
So, right there...
There's no evidence, but okay.
Around the same time last year, Texas Governor Greg Abbott ordered the Texas Department of Family and Protective Services to investigate for child abuse parents who approve gender-affirming care for their transgender children, including puberty-blocking drugs.
Welsh, his wife Kristen and S., had seen enough.
They packed up their car and left for Portland, leaving family and friends behind.
During the past month, WW, the magazine, spoke with families and individuals who have made the same journey.
If Portland is seeing an exodus of wealthy residents who are tired of high taxes that don't seem to fix anything, it may soon become a haven for people who have seen what else government can do to its citizens.
Oppress them.
So then we get to this lesbian couple.
My wife, you know, that's the first time in a long time I can remember... No, that's not it.
Crap, I clipped the wrong bit here.
Where is it?
Oh, here we go.
This is it.
The Rodriguez family.
Tiffany Rodriguez, 41, grew up in Texas, moved back to Fort Worth with her wife, Dana, to be close to her extended family when she added a new member, Penelope, now age 6.
But after 6 years in San Diego, her home state felt dangerous for a lesbian couple.
In Texas, we couldn't hold hands because you didn't know what would happen.
They never did it!
They didn't say like, oh we held hands and we got spit on.
No.
We didn't hold hands because you didn't know what would happen.
Try it sometime!
You can say that about anyone in any place under any circumstances.
Rotterdam!
When her daughter was born, she and her wife worried that the clerk would go rogue and refuse to put them both on their birth certificate, even though it's been required by law since 2015.
So they were worried about something.
So they're imagining all this.
They're imagining this.
Being surrounded by Trump flags didn't exactly put her family at ease either.
Because you knew that a majority of your neighbors voted against safety of your family.
Really?
Yeah.
Anti-trans legislation.
Most of the, most, a lot of the gays are Trump fans, the men.
Anti-trans legislation combined with book bans.
You said the gays.
I said the gays.
No agenda gays.
Anti-trans legislation combined with book bans in Perenz, Texas topped the nation in the second half of 2022 with 438, and laws that allow most adults to carry guns without a permit convinced Rodriguez it was time to shop for a new home!
I mean, come on.
You're imagining things that aren't really true.
You've been PSYOPT.
You've been PSYOPed, that's for sure.
You've been PSYOPed!
Yeah, it's just, I'm so sad about this.
You got the slack in Portland.
I'm so sad about this.
Yeah, go enjoy Portland.
Oh yeah.
Enjoy Portland.
So, anyway.
Enjoy Portland.
A lot of people enjoy Portland.
We got a good group in Portland.
they like it i don't know if they feel people like either like you either like oregon and portland in particular or not you don't yeah anyway so this is a for political sales tax in in oregon for political reasons
this is being propagated through the media and and as being handily taken care of by the already very powerful medical pharmaceutical industry who learned how to do it during covid who set this up and got this rolling during covid when your kids were most vulnerable at home sitting on tablets and screens and being hijacked by creeps on instagram and snapchat and twitter and facebook and whatever else TikTok.
All right, I think you made your point.
Yes.
Moms for Liberty, check them out.
They're not that crazy.
I'm sure there's going to be weird ones in every bunch, but I think that they are a political group.
So to call a political group a hate group is actually the definition of being non-democratic.
How's that?
All right.
But with that, I'd like to thank you, you, for your courage, the man who put not one, not two, but three C's in cocaine hydrochloride.
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Oh.
He said 17.
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We titled that Hydrating.
In hindsight, now I was out of it and I apologize because I was trying to get these kids on flights and everything was messed up and Kevin was being held at customs and they wanted to throw him into the little room and so I didn't write down the obvious Dog Gobbler, which should have been the title, I think.
Would you not have chosen Dog Gobbler?
I like hydrated.
Okay.
We titled it Hydrating.
Hydrating.
Hydrated?
Hydrating.
I don't remember what we did.
Hydrate.
No, hydrating.
Is it hydrating or hydrate?
Well, it's hydrating.
That's what it wound up being.
I'm telling you, I was out of it.
All my fault.
Dame Kenny, Ben!
Brought us that artwork.
Fantastic.
We had a couple, we always like traditional stuff.
We had a couple of choices with fireworks and you actually selected a different one before I said.
I like Darren O'Neill's fireworks.
I know you did, but then, you know, but we.
Then you said, well, but let's look at the names are in the fireworks.
They're in there like built in.
With that voice?
And I said, oh yeah, that's kind of cute.
It's cuter.
It's cuter.
Than Darren's simplicity.
And so I picked, I said, okay, I, you talked me into it.
It didn't take much.
No.
No, no.
You were sick of me at that point.
You even less before I posted the show.
Well, you were like, you know, preoccupied with these kids that can't take care of themselves.
They can take care of themselves.
They took care of... I was just trying to help.
I hadn't seen my daughter in a year and a half because of this nonsense.
Meanwhile, looking up on the other pieces up there, there's a really good piece by Koob the Boob, Happy Fourth, which is the frog in a boiling water with a sparkler, is a really nice piece that I don't remember.
I don't think that one was there.
Yeah, it had to be.
No, I don't think so.
I tell you it's there because Uncle Sam two or three rows up with the masked face was there.
No, go to page number two and you'll see the Uncle Sam that you think you remember.
Oh, maybe not.
Am I wrong?
No, the one I remember is this one up here.
Some of these show up You know, you might be right about it wasn't there, but I've noticed this over the years and maybe Couture can explain it.
Some pieces seem to show up.
I don't remember these crayon versions.
They show up, but they don't show up in order of their submittance.
Yes.
I do remember the N.A.
Rockets with Dvorak Curry and the N.A.
Nitrogen for All.
Yes, I remember that one.
I used that one this morning.
And so these are below those.
Yeah, it was weird.
So you have to wonder if this one here, Happy Fourth by Koob the Boob, which is a very nice piece.
Maybe we just overlooked it, John.
It's possible.
I think we overlook a lot.
Because we get fixated on a couple of our faves.
Maybe we should bring in some helpers.
No!
No!
Hard no!
Pass!
Not gonna happen.
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That's what I said.
Dame Kenny Ben.
Dude, give me a break.
No, I'm giving poor Dame Kenny Ben a break.
Dame Kenny Ben, thank you very much.
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We appreciate the work of all of our artists.
She hates me, you know.
Well, that's not hard to imagine, but why?
I don't know.
Something I said.
You can't just throw that out there and just... It was sometime, oh no, I think it's because I blocked her on the No Agenda social because of something and then she got mad at me and... Yeah, well... Or something I said about her art or I said something.
Hey, memo, you're not that loved.
Just a memo.
Okay.
Here's my typical email during the day.
John blocked my email!
Hey, I tried sending John an email, but he's blocked me!
And it's not you blocking them.
You just get that rap because people don't actually read the block message.
Where it says, hey, you got blocked for a word.
And sometimes it'll even tell you what the word is.
It doesn't say, you blocked me.
I hate you.
It's true.
They're using profanity, which, you know, let's be honest, your email server's pretty tight on what passes through.
So, no.
I'd wind up dealing with most of it.
Well, thank you.
You're more than welcome.
Since they can't get through to me.
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Now let us thank our executive and associate executive producers for episode 1570.
Before we do that, I want to do the clip of the segment.
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I think this is a good clip.
This wraps up the world, I think, in a nutshell.
This is from the Geeks and Gamers podcast, and it's a description of movies.
Most movies are dog shit, especially Disney movies.
They just are.
I can't believe that Hollywood screwed Tom Cruise out of releasing Mission Impossible on the 4th of July weekend.
They decided Oppenheimer was the movie which no one went to see.
Oppenheimer.
It's about the nuclear bomb or some boring crap like that.
It's boring, yeah.
Well, we all know about Oppenheimer.
If we know about him, we don't care about the movie.
Other people never heard of him, so what difference does it make?
Exactly.
Tom Cruise is under, you know, I don't know, people just don't, I don't know what it is.
The guy's a genius movie maker.
He runs a studio, doesn't he?
Doesn't he still run the studio?
I don't know if he runs that studio anymore, but he When he was running it, they were making lots of money.
The guy is a money maker.
Born money maker.
And it's like everything he touches turns to gold and then they pull a stunt like this?
I really don't understand why that, but meanwhile...
Sound of Freedom, which is, I have to see.
It's about, it's a true story of a guy who, actually, I have a clip.
I have a clip.
Hold on a second, where's my clip?
Here it is, with an endorsement from Mel Gibson.
One of the most disturbing problems in our world today is human trafficking, and particularly the trafficking of children.
Our future ...is our children.
Now the first step in eradicating this crime is awareness.
Go see Sound of Freedom.
So Sound of Freedom, produced by Angel Studios, small little studio who did the Jesus Revolution movie, opened to a 20 million dollar box office opening.
Completely unexpected.
And, you know, this is, this is a true story of something, and it's really horrific.
And you gotta think it's not coincidence that Madonna collapses the same week that this movie comes out.
I think there's a shortage of adrenochrome.
Okay, thank you, thank you, thank you very much.
I worked on it all week, worked on it all week.
You've been waiting, the timing was good.
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These cards are 11.
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I don't know, 4-1-1?
Maybe it's just a... We double counted it to make sure that was the exact number.
And did he have, uh, so he didn't have, uh, $2 bills this time, did he?
Yes, he did.
He had three of them.
Oh!
Wow.
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Al-Adha?
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There's something about the 11s today.
So this cannot be coincidence that he is saying this with a 2-4-1-1-11.
Goes to 11.
These go to 11.
Listen to what we were talking about in 2007 on episode 11 of The Best Podcast in the Universe, which I think at that point, was it already The Best Podcast in the Universe?
No, no, no.
We were on the way up though.
We were on the way.
It was only 53 minutes long at that point.
Here we go.
It wasn't the best.
It was good, but not the best.
You can also hear the sound quality a little different.
Just back to the flu for a second.
We were talking about that earlier in the week, and you said something really interesting after I made a comment.
You said it would be a great theme for a book.
And this is a theory that I've had for a long time, is that, you know, every season, I'm sure some pharmaceutical conspiracy throws shit into the air so that they can go sell all the antidote.
Yeah, I know you said that.
And it's a nut job thing to say, but I was thinking, well, it wouldn't actually be a bad idea for a book or a crappy, you know, TV show or something like that.
Or an actual op on The World!
Yeah.
See how good this is?
Beyond a good book.
We were already on the way.
There's a money maker for anyone investing in Moderna.
We were already well on the way to being the best podcast in the universe just by predicting the future.
It happens all the time.
All the time.
Thank you very much, Sir Animas of Dogpatch and Laura Slobovia.
We really, really appreciate it.
Our next donor is something of an enigma.
It's James Gemmel, G-E-M-M-E-L-L, if that's his name.
Because this donation, which is $2,398.27, came in as a check.
$3,998.27.
Oh, man.
Happy 4th of July.
Came in as a check.
Nice big check.
But it was weird because it was postmarked in Australia, sent from Australia with no return address and a strange-looking piece of tape on the back.
And I want to stop here and mention that.
And I feel so bad about it because of this tape that was on the back.
When I opened the envelope, I ripped it open and I tore through one of the prettiest Australian stamps.
Oh!
Yeah, I ripped right through like an idiot.
And I felt bad about that.
It was postmarked from Australia.
He's listed in London, but the check was a New York check.
Wow.
And the New York check was not a normal looking check either.
It looked unusual.
And so I have to just assume that this is a check from MI6.
So thank you, MI6, for giving us, finally, contributing to the best podcast in the universe.
It's about time.
It's about time.
And there was, it was like I said, mailed, and there was a piece of paper in there covering up the check, but there was no note.
No note?
So we can give him a double-up karma if we're... I don't think that would be a bad thing.
No, I'm a little disturbed.
Without a note, that seems so wrong.
I would really like to have a note.
No note, but in my case, the way I see it, fine with me.
And also, I don't think we've ever seen a donation from Gemmell.
Any Gemmell?
Have you?
I don't remember any Gemmell.
I can't find any correspondence.
No, there's no Gemmell.
Well, let's do a de-douching and a double-up, Carmen, just to make us feel better.
Oh, the de-douching, yeah.
You've been de-douched.
You've got...
I like it.
Troll room suggests this is a money penny donation.
I like it.
You never know.
I like it.
We don't know.
We go on to Mark Murphy, who is in Sioux Falls, South Dakota.
$1,570.
This is a long, long absent show number donation.
He actually, I believe he came in with $1,569 for the previous show, missed the cutoff, and he sent... Yeah, he only missed it by a few hours, but he did miss it.
And he sent a...
And he sent an extra dollar to make the show number donation $15.70.
Beautiful.
He says, Dear Mishurs, Curry and Dvorak, your Cal Ripken caliber consistency does not go unnoticed!
That's a reference you don't get.
No, would you please explain it?
Cal Ripken, a baseball player, played more consecutive games In the history of the Major League Baseball than any other player, he was an iron man.
He just played and played and played and played and played and played.
But he was high quality, too.
He wasn't like a slouch.
So he's very famous to this day.
Oh, well, how nice.
That's what we do.
We never miss a show and we worked on the Fourth of July weekend.
Well, of course we did.
I mean, that's what we do.
We appreciate it.
He says, while my IMDB remains TBD, that of course is for his executive producership credit, I look forward to dropping the executive producer flex on my brand new Instagram at MarkOnTheUniverse.
That's all one word.
Instagram.com slash MarkOnTheUniverse.
He will be putting his executive producer flex there and he would like the title Sir MarkOnTheUniverse.
Granted, And lastly, he says, a Meetup announcement Sunday, July 15th, 7 o'clock at South Point Park in Miami Beach.
For more information, go to noagentomeetups.com and RSVP.
I guess he's doing it at his home for extra flex.
Very nice, Sir Mark.
The future Sir Mark coming up on the universe.
We appreciate it.
And thank you for breaking the spell of no show episode donations.
Very nice.
Yeah, it's a big deal.
Jeffrey Wolf in Edmond, Oklahoma comes in with 54321, which is a fave of mine.
Hey guys, thanks for the show.
I could use a little health karma if you wouldn't mind.
I thought I was fit and ready to take on the world, but during a race I had some chest pain.
Ended up with a stent.
Can't wait to get recovered and racing again.
Alright Jeffrey, here's some health karma for you, my friend.
You've got karma.
Onwards to Matthew Parr, Wilmington, North Carolina.
500.
Thank you so much.
Thanks, John Adam, for continuing to open my eyes about the world around us.
Here is some hard-earned treasure to keep the good times rolling.
Please send some goat karma.
He wants some... People here are like, oh, I heard that funny, that Trump, I'm gonna come jingle.
So we need to have that one again.
Yeah, no problem.
We got that one.
And would like, you're gonna need Bitcoin by Manning.
So we got that for you.
They're saying that all hell is going to break loose and you're going to need a bitcoin.
You've got karma.
William Levenberg in Los Angeles, California.
The three six three six three.
And I'm officially Sir Turkey.
I like the NTD jingle.
Please have lab-grown turkey-ay meat dripping in extra bovine syrup at Roundtable.
Please give me double tax karma if this wasn't the best pod in the universe.
How did you finesse 1K from a millennial like me?
So he gets knighted today.
Yeah, good point.
Okay.
Yeah, how did we finesse 1K for millennia like me?
How did we do that?
How did we do that?
This is N.T.D.
Oops.
I should do that again.
Hold on.
Misfire of the day.
No one asked me for the N.T.D.
jingle.
That's something new.
Let's try that again.
This is N.T.D.
You've got karma.
There you go.
Um, just let me put the, uh, his request in here.
I forgot to tell the staff that we needed that at the round table.
The, uh, lab-grown Turkey A meat.
Turkey A. Turkey A. Turkey A meat.
Um, we're on to Dame Mariela from Prineville, Oregon.
My favorite donation number, 333.33.
In the morning, John and Adam, for the sixth year in a row, I am delighted, sixth year in a row, I am delighted to be sharing some treasure with you both in honor of the anniversary of my unlikely survival of a brain aneurysm.
Yes, July 8th of 2017.
We remember it well.
Listening to the show during my two month long hospital stay kept me grounded during a period of perpetual memory loss and continues to be a pillar of my sanity.
Please remember producers, no agenda is your twice weekly vitamin for brain health.
The skimp on this supplement would be a fool's errand.
If I recall, wasn't she suspended upside down?
I do remember her being in the hospital and thanking us before, previously, that listening to the show six hours of the show a week was helping her kind of In one way or another, and I don't remember the details, but yes, I do remember her.
I don't know if it was her, or, I mean, someone was suspended upside down.
Somebody could have been.
It wouldn't surprise me.
Or even in your back bedroom, there's possibly.
We are so happy that you are still with us, Dame Mariella.
Requesting some new human resource, Karma.
Oh, no, hold on.
No long, no super long note this year, just wanted to give a thank you to you both and give a shout out to my handsome husband, the Deaf, Dumb and Blind Knight, who finally gets his first human resource this December after three long years of trying.
Hello!
Are we good or what, John?
We kept her alive, we got her pregnant.
I'm sorry, we are good.
Boom.
We are requesting some new human resource karma of the French Bulldog variety, if time permits.
Yes.
Isis in America because it makes me dance in my car.
Happy summer.
Much love.
Dame Mariella of the Anterior Communicating Artery.
Ow!
Isis.
Ow!
We will follow them to the gates of hell.
Isis.
This is...
I'm here, go!
You stopped.
Karma.
Anonymous comes in for good reason from Highland Park, Illinois. 333.33.
As a high school English journalism teacher, I find your show note archive and M5M analysis an invaluable weapon in the fight against indoctrination.
Nice, thank you.
It's bad out here, fellas.
I could use some health karma and fuck cancer with love.
Oh, you got it.
Well, with love.
Does he sign off?
He must sign off.
I'm glad that looked like it.
Well, with love.
With love back at you.
You've got karma.
All right.
We go to Justin Nelson Price from Blacksburg, Virginia.
324.26.
There must be a reason for this.
Let me go to the notes.
Where do we find?
Justin Nelson.
Right.
Is it for top one?
Do I have it here?
Oh, here we are.
Dear Adam and John, I'm donating today to celebrate my completion of college at WGU.
Where is that WGU?
Where is that?
WGU?
Yeah.
Western.
I don't know.
Something, something.
Okay.
I got a degree in computer science.
Now I'm a graduate, and there's no better time than to become a Knight of the Noah Dinner Roundtable.
With this donation, I will reach the threshold for knighthood.
See my accounting below for donation totals.
I would like Diet Dr. Pepper and Buffalo Hot Wings with Avocado Lime Ranch dressing at the roundtable.
Please knight me, Sir Tech Wizard.
Thank you both and all the producers for truly making this the best podcast in the universe.
That's a fact.
It's in the Durham Report.
Jingle requests, I'd like some Jobs Karma, Fauci Wheeze, and Trump Space Force.
Space Force!
Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs.
That's a good one.
That is a good one.
I like that.
You've got karma.
DW from Lake Mary, Florida.
We have no note from DW, man or woman, or in between.
$300.
Give them a double up karma.
You've got Goat Karma.
And we go to Paul Yassie.
Paul is in Medway, Massachusetts.
Short row of ducks.
22, 22, 22.
Oh, switcheroo!
For my smoking hot fiancée to reach damehood for her birthday, please dame her as Dame Jennifer, protector of the paperbacks.
We'll have coffee and pancakes at the round table, and would like goat karma for our wedding.
Now that's a wedding gift right there, people.
You've got it.
I'm going to say Jennifer.
Jennifer, yes.
Onward with Rami McKinney in Norfolk, Nuffolk, Virginia.
2-2-2-2-2, another row of ducks.
C-attached note, which is actually an attached card, and that's when I shake it.
You can't barely hear it.
Doesn't make a lot of racket.
Nice handwriting, nice longhand, or cursive as they like to say nowadays.
It used to be called longhand when I was a kid.
Sorry it's been so long since, it's kind of like Tina's handwriting which is quite nice.
Yes.
This looks a lot like it.
Since I last donated.
Thanks for all you do, Remy.
That's it.
Boom.
All right.
Beautiful.
Thank you very much.
Then we go to Dan Doering in Eolia, Missouri.
I think that's correct.
$2.07 and 10 cents.
Switcheroo!
This will be for my smoking hot fiance, Jamie, for our anniversary on July 10th.
Happy three years, babe!
I hit her in the mouth on our first date and she loved it!
And I knew she was a keeper.
Thank you for your courage.
Cheers from Dan During.
We put Jamie as the switcheroo.
Alright, this is good.
These are beautiful.
These are just so, just so beautiful.
Sir Goost Cadaver.
Goost Cadaver.
Uh, in Doorn, Netherlands.
Uh, $200, donation show, 1-569-GOOST.
Nothing more, nothing less.
Oh, like Goost, thank you very much.
Give him a double up.
Alright, we'll give him a double up, no problem.
You've got...
Well, we have our final donation, Associate Executive Producer Gina Petaris in Fuquay, Verena.
Fuquay, Verena?
I think I said it right.
North Carolina, 200, as I said.
I just, what was it?
In the morning, John and Adam, I discovered no agenda during COVID when I heard Adam on Joe Rogan.
Rogan donation.
Rogan donation!
I was thrilled to find out that I could still listen to my favorite VJ's voice multiple times a week, since then I have- Ooh, an old fan!
Yes, I have them.
Your old fans have pocket protectors.
I like that though.
Mine always have pocket protectors, but I'm going to use that voice.
That is Norman from the old Jack Benny show.
No, no, another anachronism.
Thank you.
Exactly.
Since then I haven't missed a second of the Best Podcasting Universe.
I've never skipped a donation segment or listened at high speed.
This is why you're going to heaven.
I'm ashamed that I have not donated sooner, but July 6th is my birthday and I can't think of no better gift than supporting No Agenda for all the value it provides every week.
Adam, on a personal note, when I found out about your Tourette's, I felt like it was a sign from God.
How about that?
Yes, I think I mentioned it on that first Rogan show.
It's like, dude, I'm ticking around here just so you know I got Tourette's.
I felt like it was a sign from God.
My eldest daughter developed a tic disorder at 7 years old.
Same age as me, which I have to kind of... These days, I think I associate it with vaccination.
I mean, I'm not blaming anybody, but 7 years old... What happened at 7?
When you were 7, what happened?
You got vaccinated?
That's... Yeah, we moved to the Netherlands.
So we had to have shots.
And it happened when I was 7.
And the tic started when I was 7.
Oh, interesting.
Yes.
It's possible.
It's very possible.
Tick disorder or Tourette's syndrome.
I mean, I think I was also genetically... Does anybody else in the family have Tourette's?
My dad definitely had some Tourette's.
Okay.
That's probably what it was.
No, I blame it on the vaccines.
You may have been triggered by the vaccine.
Yeah, I think so too.
Anyway, her daughter developed a tick disorder at seven years old.
There was a very dark time when I wasn't sure how she would be able to function.
But thankfully, she's now a successful, happy, and thriving college sophomore, and I thank you for being such an open and positive role model.
How about that?
Well, one good thing about Tourette's, if there's any good thing, is that it makes people very well organized and kind of neat freaks, which is very good to have those habits when you're in college.
You're also, you get superpowers.
Everybody gets a different superpower.
I have amazing reflexes, very fast reflexes.
And I've always said, if your child has Tourette's, you know, just talk about it openly.
Hey, that was a good one.
Yeah.
Stuff like that.
And just talk.
There's so many people who have tics.
Famous people.
It's when you start to pay attention.
They're all over the place.
And most of them are in denial, by the way.
A lot of them are.
But the ones that there are a lot of very successful people.
With tick disorder and Tourette's, so join the crowd!
Join the tickers!
I'm the hero of the tickers!
That's right.
I would love a biscuit on my birthday and jobs karma for my husband and all those affected by the tech layoffs.
Thank you, John Adam, for your time and talent.
This might be my first donation, but it won't be my last, and therefore she gets a deducing.
Thank you very much, Gina.
You've been de-douched.
They always admit biscuit on my birthday.
Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs.
Let's vote for jobs!
All right, that wraps up our Executive and Associated... Well, what?
Before we discontinue the... Discontinue, I said discontinue.
Before we discontinue the show.
Before we continue.
I do want to go back to last show.
You do, huh?
I do want to go back to last show.
Okay.
Which is the note that I had misplaced for the $350 donation from Millennial Fred.
Thank you for remembering.
That's very good of you.
And he had the two questions for you.
And I will say, uh, what is that term they have, uh... It's a Dutch term?
It's a Dutch term, it has to do with ants.
Oh, uh, murenooker.
That's what we're talking about here.
So here we go.
Ant effing, yes.
Uh, I have three questions for Adam.
Please do not read the provided answer for each question until after Adam provides an answer.
Wait a minute, is this a multiple choice?
There's... no.
So this is a test.
You just have to answer or say I don't know and then we can get this out of the way.
This is a test.
Because he has answers.
It's a test!
Okay, just tell me it's a test.
Alright, I get it.
What is the name of the country you live in?
The United States of America?
WRONG!
What is the country I live in?
In the Declaration of Independence, the following is written, United States of America, where the letter U in the word is united is lowercase.
The word united is used as an adjective and not part of the country's proper name.
Therefore, the proper name of the country is States of America.
Wow, you got me!
You stumped me!
Question number two.
All right, number two.
How is the United States legally defined?
As a corporation.
Yeah, a federal corporation.
You got that right.
According to 28 U.S.C.
3002, it's 15A.
That's right.
It's a big-ass LLC.
It's an S-Corp.
Question three.
Are the local, county, and state governments legitimate?
Oh, no.
I'm sure nothing is legitimate.
Well, he doesn't really answer, but he says, according to Dun and Bradstreet, the experts, these governments are also corporations.
I have provided double-sided printouts.
This is a pile of paperwork.
Okay, so this is, I know what he's doing.
This is one of these guys who was, I mean, I've read through all this.
It's fantastic.
It's like, there's two Americas.
There's the one with all the uppercase letters.
Right?
That's the incorporated one, where when you're born, your social security number makes you belong to them.
And then there's the phony one, which we all think of, you know, Apple Pie and Betsy Ross and the flag.
It's fantastic.
And I'm sure it's all true.
We've never heard this before.
This is new.
What?
What part?
The point is, is that this is an ongoing conversation that started, I don't know, the first time I heard it was maybe 30 years ago.
Yeah, probably.
It's always the same kind of guy.
You're talking about your pocket protector guy.
But I was reading this with the family and I said, well, Millennial Fred, good luck with this.
This will get you a lot of dates.
You know, the last guy who was all into this, Wesley Snipes, he spent, what, five years in jail?
Yeah, I ended up in jail.
The problem, I knew a guy like this and he says, you know, it's bullcrap, the IRS is voluntary.
I don't owe taxes.
It's voluntary.
I don't owe taxes.
My favorite thing.
The IRS is voluntary.
You don't have to pay.
It's John at Dvorak.org for all your proofs.
All your proofs that it's voluntary.
I don't want any proofs.
I've heard all the arguments and I, you know, forget it.
It may be voluntary, but I'm paying anyway.
I'm sorry?
I look at it as like when I go to the post office, there's a woman out there that begs for money, and I always give her some money.
It's the same thing.
By the way, I don't have to pay her, give her money.
I've been corrected, he went to prison, not to jail.
So, I mean, alright, this is the definition of meet-a-noker, people!
Good work!
If you'd like to meet-a-noke with us, send your note and your donation to...
He went to prison, not jail.
Thank you very much to all of our executive and associate executive producers for producing this show!
Our formula is this.
We go out, we hit people in the mouth.
And these are real truants you can use anywhere, for sure!
There we go.
Oh, what a train wreck.
Alright.
Hey, one of the most entertaining donation segments we had in a while, I think.
Multiple clips.
I'm giving it a ten.
I'm giving it an A-minus, yeah, for sure.
I have some clips that kind of back up, in an offhanded way, your basic thesis about the future.
Okay.
And I'm not fond of having to play these, but, because I'm And I'm not convinced that everything we're gonna hear is accurate.
Okay.
But this is Nigel Farage.
Yes.
It's interesting that, you know, of course I'd seen this, and I was like, well, you know, I mean, to me this is all such old hat.
It's better coming from me than you.
It is, I agree, and I appreciate it.
But, uh, and I have some, there are some issues, there's some plot holes, as it were, plot holes in his story.
It's a bit like shitholes, only with plots.
It's a plot hole.
And here we go, uh, one, two, I got three, three of these clips, and it's Nigel's, uh, current problems with the banks.
Two months ago, I received a phone call from my bank.
Now, bear in mind, I'd been with the same banking group since 1980.
I've had my personal account there with that group ever since that date.
I ran my business through there when I worked in the city in the 1990s into the noughties.
And today, I have my personal and business accounts there.
But two months ago, I get a phone call out of the blue from a personal manager, a new personal manager, not one I'd ever spoken to before, who simply says on a phone call, we are closing your accounts.
I asked why.
No reason was given.
I was told it would all be explained in a letter that would arrive in a couple of days' time.
The letter just told me the accounts are closing and please, by the date they gave me, make sure you've moved to another bank.
I did inquire further within the group.
I sent an email to the chairman and I got someone to ring me up and say it's purely a commercial decision.
Hmm, I thought.
So I've tried for two months to get another bank account and I've spoken to seven different banks and they've all said no.
And the reason is it would seem to be political.
I don't know precisely what the reason is but there is a category of person called a PEP, a Politically Exposed Person.
It was a term that came into our law As a result of our membership of the European Union.
I'm told that the city minister and the government are thinking about redefining it.
But that may take some time.
So it could be purely political.
It could be, of course, prejudice.
After all, I'm pretty used to prejudice.
Prejudice that comes from the establishment against me.
No, he's unbanked!
Well, I mean, they unbanked Kanye West for being a pepper.
person moniker pep i had not heard of this i never heard of that either but i i can see it being but why would a bank care well i mean they they they unbanked kanye west for being a pepper you know they unbanked people all the time i guess so we Here we go with part two, which makes it even more interesting, the second half of this.
But I also worried, I also worried very much that what was said in the House of Commons last year by Chris Bryant, Member of Parliament for South Wales, Labour Member, Chairman of the Privileged Committee, who used parliamentary privilege to say that in a calendar year I'd received half a million pounds from the Kremlin.
This was done under parliamentary privilege.
I appealed to the Speaker, I appealed to Mr Bryant, but there have been no retraction whatsoever.
There have also been extraordinary headlines written about me in all of the newspapers, some suggesting that I'm a knight of the Brexit referendum.
Well, I'm afraid that isn't true either.
But whatever reason, it's become clear to me that I cannot get a bank account.
What does that mean?
Well, it means that basically you've become a non-person.
It's rather like living in Germany or Russia 80 years ago, or perhaps even Communist China today.
I wonder, are we living In Communist China today, in this country.
Are we akin to Communist China?
Well all of this has been quite stressful and quite difficult.
Because without a bank account you simply can't exist, you simply can't live.
But what's even worse...
Is that over the course of the last few months, some of these ridiculous rules and closures have been extended to my immediate family.
And whilst I'm sad and annoyed about where I am, I'm absolutely incandescent that members of my family should be singled out and targeted just because I campaigned for and pushed a Brexit campaign for all of those years.
This is truly and utterly disgusting.
But it isn't just happening to me.
I know of people going back nearly 10 years Who were UKIP candidates, UKIP MEPs, others in prominent positions in the Brexit Party who also had their bank accounts closed.
Just a little side note, UK retail banking is not at all like the US where you have over 4,000 retail banks and credit unions and you know it's much more decentralized.
It's very centralized in the UK and you know getting blackballed by the banks is not uncommon.
Um, it's just not.
Now, can you literally not survive?
Well, I don't know.
Yeah, it's probably difficult.
I mean, I'm sure it causes issues.
Issues.
Yes.
I'm sure it causes issues for sure.
Yes.
So I'm curious what the resolution of this three clip series is.
Well, he did.
He kind of like confuses the issues with the last third of this and we can talk about it after he's done.
But none of them really had the voice to speak out.
And I feel that I do.
There are other people in media too, who've had their media accounts closed down.
And it seems to be all one way.
It seems to be all against people who have traditionalist or conservative views.
There is something totally outrageous going on here.
So I've been considering over the course of a day my options, I've spent time talking to lawyers, I've been considering legal action, I've been asking myself whether frankly it's even worth staying in this country.
I could go to one of the fintechs and I could get the ability of at least a payments mechanism, but it's not a bank account, it doesn't have a debit card, it Wouldn't pay you interest on money and you certainly wouldn't be able to borrow any money or get a mortgage if you wanted one in the future.
So I've been seriously considering my options and I said earlier on today that at 7 o'clock tonight I'd tell you what my next steps were.
Well, you could not be down with a feather, because the phone rang at quarter to seven, and it was the bank that wants to close me down completely in a few weeks' time.
They claim there's nothing political at all in what they're doing.
It's purely a commercial decision.
I'm used to battling against the odds.
a few minutes ago, they could get me a personal account with another bank that is part of the same group, but that doesn't apply to the business account, so frankly, isn't of much use to me.
I'm used to battling against the odds.
I'm used to being prejudiced against in the most extraordinary way.
And I'm generally pretty tough in fighting through these things.
But just for once, I'm really pretty thoughtful.
Pretty thoughtful about whether it's actually worth living in this country right at the moment.
So what I am going to do is take some time off, take a week or two off, maybe more, to consider what my next steps are going to be.
This is going on in our country.
It's happening to plenty of people.
I just happen to be one of them.
But you know what?
Unless this rot is stopped, in time to come, you at home may say things on Facebook or Twitter that may result in you losing your bank accounts too.
That, I think, is how scary this whole thing is.
Well, I just want to stop Nigel right there, which is good because the clip is over.
That's wrong about Twitter.
Twitter will gladly be your bank account.
Eventually.
And Elon has just now received three money transmitter licenses for U.S.
payment services, so he's on his way.
I should also mention that, and I think Twitter would probably fall into this category when he finally gets this thing finalized, it's FinTech, which is, Nigel threw out there as well, it's not going to do me any good to have anything to do with that, but that's not true.
You can get credit cards and checking and all kinds of things through a FinTech operation, there's a bunch of them out there, and they pay interest that is often quite high.
It's not insured by any means.
Which fintech are you talking about?
I think it was SoFi, Sofitech.
I've looked into a couple of these companies and the problem is there's no insurance.
No.
But they pay five or six percent interest on any deposits that you make.
I haven't looked into it enough that I can speak to it.
Right.
But I can say that he's maybe a little wrong on that.
The other part is, why wouldn't he want at least to get a personal account back so he could have credit cards and other things?
So he must do everything through his business account.
So he's like a walking business.
Yes.
I have to assume that.
Yes, he is a walking business.
So he, you know, this is like...
I guess true.
Well, this is a foreshadowing of the future.
And it's a bad thing.
Of course this is the future.
This is where it's going.
Like Kanye West.
Oh, it's just a business decision.
You know, no one wants Kanye West at their bank.
And no one at all.
I'm sure he found some haven somewhere.
But what's interesting is the minute this is happening, things are moving and shaking in the business.
They're saying that all hell is gonna break loose and you're gonna need a Bitcoin.
Now, normally you would scoff at this, but the CEO of BlackRock, who doesn't know them, Larry Fink.
Larry the Fink.
Ten trillion dollars of assets under management, and then another five trillion of the government he's just swathing around.
Pretty much runs a whole bunch of stuff.
They have filed for a Bitcoin ETF and he went on Fox Business yesterday, a very low viewing channel at a low viewing time.
He did like a 10 minute interview and he was just singing the praises of Bitcoin.
It was unbelievable.
I have a 50 second clip, which is not the best, but at least it gives you a little bit of... there's some interesting bits.
And also I do believe the role of those is...
It's digitizing gold in many ways.
Instead of investing in gold as a hedge against inflation, a hedge against the onerous problems of any one country, or the devaluation of your currency of whatever country you're in, Let's be clear, Bitcoin is an international asset.
It's not based on any one currency, and so it can represent an asset that people can play as an alternative.
I would call it, the foundation of BlackRock is about hope.
You invest for retirement because you believe tomorrow is better than today.
I knew you would like that.
Hope?
What hope?
So he puts hope into Bitcoin and he sees it as a valid asset.
And it seems like that, as I've always predicted, will be the only crypto that will survive the SEC.
Well, I can believe it might be the only crypto that survives everything, but...
I think this is, to me, jumping the shark.
And I don't like this guy, and I don't like his operation.
I don't like his company.
I don't like him, State Street, and the other one, Vanguard.
Those three operations are all the same, and they're trying to change culture in this country, and they're anti-American.
I agree with you, and I find it not a positive development that they are putting an ETF in place for Bitcoin.
But that's what it is.
It is what it is.
And they even tried to push him on the ESG thing.
He's like, I'm not saying that word anymore because it's negative!
Even though he started it.
Yeah, he did start it.
He started D.I.E., didn't he?
No, ESG was really their thing.
It doesn't matter, because we're all gonna die anyway.
Scientists say Tuesday was the hottest day ever recorded on Earth.
The average global temperature hit 62.9 degrees.
Wait until you hear the very end kicker of this clip.
Hottest day ever on Earth of all time!
Surpassing the previous record set one day earlier.
We're going to continue to break records as climate change continues until that point where emissions and greenhouse gases are no longer accumulating in the atmosphere.
Historic heat has been reported this summer from Quebec, Canada to northern China.
In the U.S., more than a dozen heat-related deaths in Texas alone.
In Death Valley, California, where temperatures have hit 126 degrees, a man was found dead in his car this week.
The low temperature at night, 98.
One major factor, the return of El Nino, a natural climate pattern warming the surface of the Pacific, which scientists say when combined with human-caused climate change, could very well be a perfect storm.
Now it's important to note when it comes to that record for average global temperature, scientists looked at data that only goes back to 1940.
What a hoax!
What a hoax!
Hottest day on record ever since 1940.
Oh, please.
But of course, that didn't stop this... Now, this news model on Turkish radio television, she's a star.
She is a star.
I don't know much about her.
She's got the hijab on.
She's got like a green blouse.
Why is she a star?
Is she gorgeous?
She's gorgeous, yes.
And she's towing the line like nobody else's business.
And she doesn't flub?
No!
She's the new Paki Shwarma.
I'm telling you.
Only she's Turkish.
And you have her name is?
I don't know her name.
But I do know the name of the guy that she had on.
His climate specialist.
Durwood Zelke, Z-A-E-L-K-E, and he single-handedly runs the, hold on, what is it called?
The Institute for Governance and Sustainable Development, which gets about 11 million dollars a year.
He puts $250,000 a year in his pocket, and so do a couple of his other board members.
They're doing quite well.
They don't seem to do much other than just talk in the most I mean, if you wanted a minute and a half of every single meme and term you could think of for climate change, Dzerwood Zelke is your man!
For more on this, we're joined by climate specialist Dzerwood Zelke in Myrtle Beach in South Carolina.
Thank you so much for being with us on the program.
Now we continue to break records for the worst when it comes to the climate crisis.
If we continue at this pace, where are we headed to in terms of potential natural disasters, drought and displacement?
What we're seeing is the beginning of the hothouse earth, where the self-reinforcing feedback loops in the climate system begin to push us past A series of irreversible and likely catastrophic tipping points.
This is going to happen when we hit 1.5 degrees above pre-industrial level.
Right now we're at 1.2, 1.25 above pre-industrial level.
And it's already causing these extreme weather events, the record-breaking heat.
And it's just the beginning.
Because when we go a little bit further, get just a little bit warmer, we move from what we call linear impacts that scale with the amount of warmth.
The impacts are a little worse, but we hit these feedbacks and the tipping points where we have abrupt and nonlinear responses.
Far worse.
It's like stepping off a cliff where you take that final step.
And you plunge down into disaster.
This is happening, we expect within a decade to breach 1.5 unless we slam on the brakes.
We've got linear impact, we've got hothouse earth, we've got feedback, we've got stepping off a cliff, we've got a tipping point.
Tipping point, slam on the brakes.
My goodness.
These guys, and 11 million dollars a year.
Totally an Al Gore spiel.
Oh yeah.
If he had a lisp he would have probably sounded a little like him.
So King Charles activated the climate countdown clock with the Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan.
You probably missed that news.
I did.
The climate clock has a countdown of 6 years and 24 days.
And that means that we have six years and 24 days left to lower the temperature, which as you just heard, is the hottest on earth ever since 1940.
Oh yeah, ever.
And this was proclaimed on June 29th.
And by the way, it was cold here.
Well, it's a global temperature, it's an average.
That turns out to be July 11th of 2029.
I have no idea why that date is significant, but that is the date.
Mark it in your calendar.
We all die July 11th.
A. How did they come up with the date?
And B. Is this Charles going to be focused on?
That means he's going to drop dead that day?
Something's going to happen.
Is that his death day?
Something not good is going to happen.
I have a couple of boots on the ground reports.
For some reason, even though we've been following the entire Dutch nitrogen conversation since it started, and we concluded very quickly that this is bullcrap, People, I don't know if you got any notes, but like, you clearly don't understand what's going on!
I say, yeah I do.
They've made up some bullcrap noise to get rid of your farmers so that you'll have to have people starving and they're going to build houses instead of where cows fart and you've got beef and milk and cheese and everything and you're being screwed!
And I mean, but people take this very seriously.
What happens to the great Dutch cheeses?
That's a good point.
Yeah.
Yeah, but here's an example.
Adam and John, about last podcast discussion about the nitrogen and fertilizer and what the big deal is.
The process takes nitrogen, which is free from the air, adds hydrogen, stripped from natural gas, methane, to make ammonia.
The waste product is CO2.
Carbon footprint, bean counting, has zeroed in on agriculture, and they probably see this as a double win.
Quit using methane to stop making CO2.
Both are greenhouse gases.
There's another thing regarding... Oh, it goes on and on and on.
It's like we understand it's a scam.
And people seem to have to explain the whole thing to us.
The only good letter I got in this regard was the fact that Using large amounts of nitrogen results in some nitrates seeping down into the water table.
I have this.
I can read it if you want to hear it.
Well, yeah, I want you to read it.
But first of all, the question I asked at the time, because I want to ask you, how much groundwater is used in Holland when it's so far below sea level?
It's all groundwater.
The whole place is water.
I know, but how much is used?
Do you drink it?
Do you bathe with it?
Is it a problem that you get nitrates in there?
We live in it!
I don't know!
Well, there you go.
No, and when I say, I don't know, people go, oh, you don't know?
Let me explain it.
The higher percentage of organic matter... And it's adam at curry.com.
The higher the percentage of organic matter and the microbial life is present in the soil, the longer it takes for rain to leave the area where it falls.
Many soil microbes exude an extracular polymeric substance that causes the soil to retain the water.
When soil can hold more water, it doesn't run off into streams and rivers as much.
The water percolates down into earth, recharging the aquifiers.
Bullshit!
Aquifers.
Aquifers.
The smaller the percentage of soil microbiota, a much larger percent of rainfall leaves via runoff.
This sounds like bullcrap!
For 70 years we've been abusing the land and thoughtful people on both the right and left are saying the same thing.
40% of our country is facing desertification.
And unless farmland management changes immediately, 80% of the nation's farmland has 60 years of topsoil left.
I don't know how true those numbers are, and I typically stay away from these sorts of dire predictions, but desertification is observable in many parts of the country and many countries in the world.
Well, yes, you do have to do regenerative farming, and, you know, going back to the days of the Bible... That's not the note.
This is the note I got.
Yeah, it's the note you got, but no, this other note specifically went on and on about nitrates in the groundwater.
I didn't have that note.
You should have brought that note.
Well, I... I know we're gonna go in this direction.
Well, I have one more.
A short one.
From Boots on the Ground.
Salutations from Madrid.
I just learned from an inside source at PepsiCo Now, PepsiCo, don't think Pepsi-Cola.
What is PepsiCo Foods?
What do they own?
own we should try pepsi cola let's see what they actually own It's a conglomerate.
They own half the soft drinks that Coca-Cola doesn't own.
Yeah, but they... It's all a scam!
It's the same two companies!
They own... Oh my goodness.
Lay's potato chips.
Oh, they've got a lot here.
Oh, you can read for an hour.
Snacks.
Oh, snacks.
A lot of snacks.
They got hot dogs.
They got... What is snacks.com?
They own snacks.com?
How about that?
What is smart food?
Oh, look at that Doritos.
There's smart food.
They have chips, puffs, popcorn, pretzels, veggie chips, nuts and seeds, Doritos, Lays, Lays wavy.
They got, I mean, it's a multi-billion dollar company with all kinds of foods.
Well, at least what they call food.
It's the stuff you eat during the Super Bowl.
Quasi-food companies.
Quasi-food companies.
I have learned from an inside source of PepsiCo that by next year, one-third of the ingredients in PepsiCo food products will come from insects.
They are investing heavily in insect harvesting farms and consequently need a loan.
They are pressured by the ESG score and are also taking measures to rebalance the racial diversity of their staff, which I'm having a hard time believing so I'm withholding that info until I can verify it.
So they are doing insect farms for their ESG score.
Yummy.
Yummy.
Let's assume this is true.
They're going to do something with their lobbyists.
And donors.
And donors, and lobbyists, and donors.
They're going to do something with these people to get them to change the definition of cricket flour.
Yes, to food.
To flour.
I'm sorry, flour.
Cricket flour is flour.
It's what they've been trying to do with the artificial, with the high fructose corn syrup to change it to just sugar.
They've been trying to do that.
They haven't pulled this off yet.
I don't know they're going to be able to pull it off.
This is very interesting.
But they'll change the name to something that sounds, so when you read it, you go, okay, whatever.
And you continue reading.
There's, you know, we have this whole trend of Wigovi and Ozempic and everyone's rushing for the best weight loss injection or pill or whatever.
And, you know, just like with COVID, we had to change some terms.
We had to change what a vaccine is, you know, we had to change all kinds of... Right, redefined and... Little itty-bitty things.
Well, here's my favorite.
Scientists, scientists, this is according to the Independent, but there's a lot of these articles, are calling for obesity to be renamed to improve treatment.
They feel that obesity is no longer adequately addresses the disease and it requires distinguishing it clearly and unambiguously from high body mass index.
This is so they want to redefine or use a different term from... A new word.
A new word, exactly.
Now, none of the articles has the new term.
There's one suggestion that I could find, which is called adiposity-based chronic disease.
Yeah.
What is adiposity?
I don't know, but it's no good.
This term's no good.
No, I thought... It has to be a nice jazzy term that doesn't offend anyone.
How about food-attached trauma?
Ooh, I like that one.
Yeah, because it's an acronym for fat.
Yeah, fat.
By the way, people gotta go see this.
It's a LA history, it's a queer something history of Los Angeles, I think's the name of it.
And it was on PBS and it's fascinating.
It goes way pre, the Angelenos, they're way pre Stonewall, everything Stonewall did they copied.
And the word pride is an acronym.
No.
For people, yes.
People involved with something, something, something.
I gotta get the acronym.
You can't just throw that out and not have the acronym.
I was gonna look it up, but I didn't.
I don't know if you're gonna find it that easily, but the word PRIDE came from the gay community in Los Angeles around 1957, and it's an acronym.
Hmm.
Personal Rights in Defense and Education?
No.
Uh, here it is.
The word pride was originally another acronym, just like LGBT.
Okay, what was it?
Ah, personal rights and defense in education.
Yes, that's it.
Well, that's lame.
It's lame.
I'm glad I didn't go do the trouble.
That's not a good acronym, people.
I don't like that at all.
Adiposity, having the property of containing fat.
Hey, your ass is adipositized.
No, that's not right.
How do I use it in a sentence?
Sounds like an Amos and Andy term.
One more thing on climate change.
We luckily have an expert in the house.
Warmer weather and climate change is pushing winemakers further north, far from the sun-soaked terrain of Spain, France or Italy.
Norway, hardly the location that comes to mind, is now becoming a hot spot.
It's all down to global warming, which has opened the door for the maps of Europe's vineyards to be redrawn.
So, what say you, Mr. Dvorak?
I love it when people say, what say you?
Well, it's believed that most of Northern Europe were vineyard, in fact, Vineland, if you recall that from the Norsemen, the Vikings, when they went to I forgot the word.
Greenland or someplace.
They called it Vineland because there were vineyards up there.
England has vineyards to this day, but they are accredited with actually having the first sparkling wines.
The champagne was invented, they believe, was invented in England.
In the 1300s or whenever it was, this is not a new phenomenon that these northern climes have wineries that produce good quality product.
I'm telling you, if global warming is taking place at all, it's improving the quality.
I've said this before with other clips.
It's improving the general quality of high-end wines around the world.
The Burgundies are having more vintages that are high quality.
Germany's producing tremendous quality wines and they're always used to struggle.
It's a bonanza.
Yeah, and you know where else?
It's all good news.
I don't know what the complaining is about.
I'm gonna show my soul by donating to No Agenda.
Imagine all the people who could do that.
Oh yeah, that'd be fab.
Yeah, on your agenda in the morning.
We actually have a pretty short list for today, starting in Nashville, Tennessee, with $152.52.
Christy Barnett, is it with a switcheroo for a smoking hot husband?
Phil, his 52nd birthday, he's on the list.
Robert Hausner in Memorial, Ontario, Canada, $150.
He needs some emergency house selling karma, and we'll give him that at the end.
It is kind of sad he has to sell his dream home because of COVID madness.
That sucks.
Yeah, it's bad.
If anybody wants a dream home, look up Robert Hausner on No Agenda Social.
Yeah, there you go.
He's in Canada.
Oh, I don't care at this point.
Schwalm in Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, 133.88.
Dame Beth in Tucson, Arizona, 110.
That's a donation of the temperature.
Ooh, I like that.
That's an interesting gimmick.
Ooh, I like the temperature donation.
Very nice.
We're going to do a temperature donation drive.
She requests a shake of the rain stick for the southern Arizona slaves.
Do we do that?
Oh, I don't care at this point.
Well, okay, hold on.
Do it!
Come on!
Hold on!
Hold on!
Hey!
And listen to me!
Where is your- One- One twist, no ball shaking!
Ready?
You mean I have to rain stick?
In three, two, one!
There you go, Tucson, Arizona.
That should do it for you.
Good work.
I had to hear it dripping over there.
John Robinet, $100.
Kerry Jackson in Waterton, Tennessee, $100.
Here we go.
He hasn't lost out yet.
Kevin McLaughlin, Locust, North Carolina, A-O-O-8.
Wow.
Boobs.
Gabriel Martinez in McKinney, Texas, 8008.
You got a birthday call it for Kyle.
Kyle.
Anonymous in Comic, New York, 7694.
Cheryl Dorfel in Big Pine, Florida, 7694.
I'll read a little bit of this because she says, I just canceled two subscriptions to make this and future donations possible.
Good for you, Cheryl.
Uh, hopefully one of them is to PBS.
James Otis in West Des Moines, Iowa.
Uh, a birthday donation of 7667.
D-douching for his, biscuit for his birthday.
You've been D-douched.
They always give me a biscuit on my birthday.
Susan Mullenax in Clovis, California.
This is 7423, which is a Fourth of July donation.
She's hooked.
Good old Susan.
Shane Sproul in Peace River, Alberta, Canada.
7423 is another.
We're a happy Canada today.
I did send out a Happy Canada note to the Canadians I have on the list, as Canadians.
Wayne Cartini in Torrington, Connecticut, 7421.
Whiddler of Wessex in Yeoville, I don't know where that is, Great Britain somewhere, 6969.
Todd Marikoff in West Hartford, Connecticut, also 6969.
Some thank yous to us from Todd.
Les Tarkowski in Kingman, Arizona, $57.
Sir Paul in Twickenham, UK, $55.55.
Patrick Bomber, Bomber, Bomber, Bomber in Bomber, Amstelveen, Bomber.
Bomer, Netherlands, and he's got some Dutch there you might want to read, but he's on the birthday list.
Brian Furley in 5510.
No, he's not in 5510, he donated it.
Linda Lupatkin, again, in Lakewood, Colorado, 5333.
She's from imagemakers.inc.com, but he's not going to get away with the announcement there at 5533.
Michael Gates, $52.80.
Kurt Patrick in Nanaimo, B.C., $50, and he starts off the 50s with none of the crazy ones, and there are no 50-0 ones or anything.
Charles Peterson, Albuquerque, New Mexico.
James Shorametta in Nappanock, New York.
Jacob Martinez in El Amante, California.
Anna Drake in Whitestown, Indiana.
Sir Greg in Newport, North Carolina.
Hannah Richter in Craig, Alaska, A.K.?
Yeah.
Lynn Malinowski in Stafford, Virginia.
Alex Zavala in Kyle, Texas.
Michael Labar in Williamston, Michigan.
Sir Luke in London, UK.
Matthew Smith in Colchester, UK.
Philip Kosmanowski in Austin, Texas.
Ryan Tiernan in North Providence, Rhode Island.
Jonathan Ferris in Liberal, Kansas.
Jason, Sir Jason DeLuzio in Miami Beach.
And last but not least, Sir Brett Farrell.
And I believe he's in Oklahoma City.
I want to thank all these people for helping us out on the show.
$15.70.
And a reminder that notes are not guaranteed to be read under the executive or associate executive producer level.
Sometimes you get lucky.
That all depends on John.
John at Dvorak.org.
But there were a couple deductions we overlooked, so I'll give a general deducing, a house-selling karma, and karma for anybody else who needs it.
You've been deduced.
You've got karma.
And, of course, thank you to everyone who came in under $50.
That is for anonymity, guaranteed.
You won't read any names or anything under the $50.
And a lot of people there are with their ongoing, sustaining donations.
We really appreciate those.
They do keep a base level for us at some level.
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It's your birthday, birthday.
Of course, we always love reading off the birthdays.
And Marie wishes her wonderful partner Tony, Toby, a happy birthday.
For today, Gabriela Martinez wishes Kyle Jacob a happy birthday, also celebrating today, as is Gina Pateras and James Otis.
Patrick Bowmer turns 59 today.
He's from my year, 1964.
And finally, Christy Barnett wishes her smoke-and-odd husband Phil Barnett a happy birthday.
He's turning 52.
Happy birthday from everybody here at the best podcast in the universe.
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We do have a dame and three knights to bring up onto the podium, so if you could... Here's the blade!
Ah, what a beauty!
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That's nice!
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NOAH JENDER MEETUPS!
Well, as things start to get tough around the universe, Gitmo Nation, No Agenda Nation is there for you.
So, More and more people are seeing that these are a great way to kind of get out of your COVID funk if you were in one, but also you may have lost friends or family who just don't want to talk to you anymore for whatever reason.
I can think of a couple.
If you want to find people who will not care What you think, but just will love you for who you are, go to a No Agenda Meetup.
You'll be surprised how well everybody fits in, and this type of connection is truly protection.
Noagendameetups.com.
Here's an example of a great meetup that took place in Fort Wayne, Indiana.
This is Shannon, co-host from Fort Wayne.
I got here with an Amish chauffeur in the morning.
It's Matt from the Great Black Swamp.
Resist, we munch.
It's Mike from Fort Wayne.
In the morning.
Son of a bloke.
In the morning.
This is Michael from Defiance County.
In the morning.
In the morning from Ohio bloke.
This is Dame Trinity from Fort Wayne.
In the morning.
Hi, it's Linda from Fort Wayne.
In the morning.
In the morning, Sir PBR Street Gang.
Thank you for your courage.
This is Adam from the village of Whitehouse, Ohio.
In the morning.
In the morning!
As you can tell, a very energetic group there in Fort Wayne, Indiana.
And on the 4th of July, since they could only celebrate their loss, we had the London Courage Meetup, who sent us a beautiful meetup report.
In the morning.
In the morning, Adam and Sean.
This is the London Courage Meetup Report on the 4th of July in Arch 33.
Our pub quiz efforts have taken place.
In the morning, Dame Shopska salad here and embarrassing Robert who doesn't want to speak.
In the morning, uh, hooey hooey from across the pond!
In the morning, it's 5am from Bromley.
In the morning, it's Larry here, second meet-up, it's been an absolute ball, fantastic to meet all the Gitmo slaves.
Hey, Dylan Mulvaney, what's that got to do with it?
In the morning, my name's Steve, I eat my first at ten, it's so great to meet like-minded people.
Meet up report!
Meet up report!
Well, we're bored, basically.
We need inspiration.
That's why we listen to you, right?
Hey, greetings from London!
It's really hot here.
How long did it take you to get here?
Took me five hours.
Hello!
Hello!
Hello, comrade!
In the morning from the Gitmo state of London.
Thank you, Gigi, organizing the London Meetup.
In the morning!
69! 69, dudes!
69!
There you go.
Woo!
London Courage!
You certainly were filled with all kinds of London Courage, it sounded like.
And I appreciate that.
It's so nice.
All around the world these meetups take place.
They even take place in Doc's backyard in Sunset Valley.
That's Austin, Texas.
That'll be this Saturday.
The local 5-12 July meetup.
You do not want to miss this one.
I believe Sir Gene is even going to make an appearance.
Portland, Oregon.
We were talking about him earlier.
There are some sanity people up there.
Some sane people.
You can find them at Dick's Primal Burger on, it's the second Saturday Slave Soiree, that'll be Saturday at three o'clock.
We have the Mid-South Meetup at Velvet Ditch, that is in Oxford Square near Oxford, Memphis and Tupelo.
At the Blind Pig Pub, also on Saturday.
In Japan, Osaka Tenma Appreciation Night, six o'clock at Tenma Station.
You must RSVP to serve Bill of Osaka for details.
That's a great group, by the way.
The Osaka meetups are fantastic.
They've been going on for at least a decade.
On Sunday, our next show is Show Day.
Downtown, east-south, east-down-south.
At Relrepo, Taqueria.
Oh my goodness.
Scarborough, Maine.
That'll be, as I said, Sunday, 12.30.
Then we have July 9th, Haarlem meetup in the Netherlands.
Contact Kroll for details.
It's a boat tour through Haarlem's canals.
And the Dutch, man.
They're always doing cool stuff.
And finally, on Sunday, is someone knocking on your door?
Do they have a warrant?
Or are you just knocking?
Yeah, if someone knocks on the door, they have a warrant.
Are you just knocking on your door?
The show is more important.
Good job.
Mexico City's first meet-up, apparently, at La Severita del Barrio.
That is Mexico City.
Holy guacamole.
I can't wait to hear that meet-up.
I know that there are people all over Mexico.
Mexico City's first?
It's possible.
That is this Sunday.
We've got a lot more on the list at NoAgendaMeetups.com, including Zurich, Switzerland, we've got another Netherlands, Maastricht, but also Tampa, Indianapolis, Houston, Huntsville, Charlotte, Los Angeles, Kernersville, Fort Worth, Texas, you name it, there is always a No Agenda Meetup within, I'd say, 20 miles probably at this point.
If not, if you can't find one near you, go to NoAgendaMeetups.com and start one yourself and announce it, you will not regret it!
Go hang out with all the nights and days You wanna be where you want me Drink it all, hell's the blame You wanna be where everybody feels the same It's like a party Now, I have an ISO I don't remember where this was from
Hmm Do you have ISOs?
I have two.
Well, I'll play mine.
I'm not quite sure where mine are even from.
Let's kill all white people!
Yeah, baby!
Oh, yeah.
Pride.
Um, and this one.
Please be safe.
I kind of like that one.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Okay.
Yeah, I got two.
To start with, thank you.
Okay.
Thank you very, very much for listening.
Nah, I'm tired of Joe Biden.
Then just go with cool and amazing.
This is really cool.
It's really amazing.
Oh yeah.
Done.
That's done.
That's done.
You knew that was going to win.
There's no doubt.
Of course.
Easy win.
Easy, easy, easy win.
Now to get us out of here, I actually have three clips.
Oh!
If we want to get out with some knowledge.
Let's have a show of hands, trolls.
Do we want some knowledge or just some... Just goofball stuff.
Just goofball chewing gum for the brain.
Let me know what you think.
I'm going to wait for the first troll.
I don't care what they think.
They think knowledge.
They all want knowledge.
Knowledge is requested.
No, sure they do.
Yes.
Yes.
Nope.
Bemrose wants to wallow in ignorance.
That's Bemrose.
He doesn't...
Okay, what are we doing?
This is a three clip.
The bodybuilder Joe Lidner died.
This is a package.
At the age of 30.
Yes, how sad.
He was a huge influencer and the rest.
And you know, the first thing you hear is, well, he took the vax and bragged about it and then he died.
So I found him just before he died on a podcast, which is Bradley Martin's Raw Talk, which is a pretty good, if you're a bodybuilder, you'd probably watch this.
Bradley Martin's a guy who was, I think he's out of LA and he defied the authorities by keeping his gym open.
Oh yes, sure.
Making a big fuss.
And so he interviewed poor Joe just before he died and It brought out, he was kind of, he did take the shot four times, but it was like he was kind of humiliated by it.
The way it was presented, it was just different than what you'd think.
I think this is very educational.
This is Joe Liden, who sounds exactly like Schwarzenegger, even though he's German.
On the Bradley Martin Raw Talk, clip one.
So yeah, then went with this guy to Thailand the first time.
And as we are doing this kind of social media business on content, mostly it's about content.
So every day comes down to how much work you can get done.
How much content can you do?
Do you spend three, four days in a week not doing anything and then just record one, two days and that's good for you?
Or you do content on a daily basis?
And I found it is the easiest for me over there to do everything That I need to do, I want to do without much distractions.
Why do you think there's less distractions?
Wasn't too much for me personally to do that which I desired to do.
I wanted to become this guy, right?
The social media influencer that I can make a really good living from this.
So I knew I need to make content and keep pushing.
So what I need to do, okay, go gym, look crazy, take videos, Upload this and then support your community.
So that's all I kind of did.
And then I just got stuck there somehow.
And next thing is COVID hit.
And then you were really stuck there.
Then COVID came along and then there was like, yeah, no point now to go back to Germany.
Yeah.
No point to go here.
Everywhere is locked down.
Because the truth is over there, it was really everywhere else in the world was locked down.
Over there was nothing yet.
Nothing yet.
And then when the world started to reopen up everywhere else, that's when they then had like three, four tough months.
But I personally managed to have no lockdown.
I didn't have a lockdown ever.
Did you get the vaccine?
I got the vaccine.
Did you really?
Yeah.
Even four.
Really?
Yeah.
Why?
Oh, man.
He sounds like Schwarzenegger.
It's not funny.
He sounds just like him.
Yeah.
So this other guy goes, you got four.
Why?
Because he obviously got none.
It's Jim guy.
So it goes on from there.
Let's go.
And now it starts.
The gruesome tale begins in it.
Then it part is part one of the gruesome tale, which is clip two.
Why?
And also, Brew, you know how it is.
It's the same like you go to a party and you are with the wrong people.
All of a sudden you might do something on this party that you don't want to do because there's these people like, you know, you should do it.
So I'm in this place also, I was in this place, we don't need to say where it is exactly, but I was there and my friends said like, if we can get it, you should get it, man.
And I'm like... You got peer pressured into the Vax?
Yeah, kind of.
Is that what you were saying?
I don't know, like, fuck no.
Yeah.
Whatever.
It is what it is.
When I think about it later on, I'm like, what did I do, man?
But...
Oh my god, this comes into weird conspiracy theories because I did blood cleaning twice after all this.
I did a plasmapherosis with taking out heavy metals and all that stuff.
Oh man, yeah, I did all this.
I don't know, this is too controversial probably to say this.
Wait, no, say it, say it!
I went to the doctor and I did my blood work again because I take my blood work all the time.
And then I show it to the doctor and we kind of see these particles.
And I'm like, what is this?
And then they always go.
No way, dude.
Shut the fuck up.
This is from this.
And I'm like, oh, my God.
And then I show it to another of my friends.
And there's all kind of hidden websites that you can't get to.
But it's like the dark media kind of web.
And there's even more conspiracies.
This is crazy as fuck because I know you're the kind of guy who for sure you got your blood work all the time.
And then you're telling me you got the thing.
and then you got your blood work and then it was fucking crazy.
Yeah, and this guy's also big into it, so he's like, you need to do a plasma fluorosis now.
So they poke like a fucking needle into your arm here, which is like a pen, you know, like thick like this, right?
Unbelievable thick needle.
And they take all your blood out, put it into this machine and then clean it and bring it back.
So we did this with the heavy metal cleaning and all this stuff, which Supposedly clean my blood.
I did a D-dimer test and all this.
I don't know if you know what it is.
It's like this determines like the clotting of your arteries and stuff like D-dimer and like my D-dimer was this and then after all this it was that.
Wow.
This is not cool.
Yeah.
A lot of F-bombs too.
Well, it's definitely a little rude.
Ah, so he saw the particles in his blood.
And they pulled it, and it went through the machine, did it twice, and he goes on, and now it gets even more, I hate to say it, but it gets more gruesome, and so this poor guy who died, you know, this guy was like, it really was a shame, it was a crime, but here we go.
And then, yeah, did it improve after you got that?
I did it, yeah, twice.
I did it in a six-month period, like one time and then the second time.
Also expensive as fuck, man.
Like, yeah, it's no fun, man.
So, yeah, I was so shocked and the doctor was like, you need to do it, man, if you want to, like, survive after you took these shots, bruh.
No way!
You need to do this now.
Yeah, this was like that, actually.
Oh, shit!
Because I don't know if the nurse did something weird, because when she took the... This, in Thailand, obviously.
Yeah.
So when she then took out the blood, and then it's like there was some like a white thing in there.
And I'm like, what the fuck is that?
And then they may be like, maybe cholesterol.
And I'm like, what I have so like, what the fuck is this?
Then I showed this to my friend, he's conspiracy.
He shows me all these websites where it's like, since since they do this to people, so and so many they found this in athletes and stuff.
And that's a weird like, reason why people they die, they have these white blood clots.
Tons of them in the blood everywhere.
And so they're like, this is what you maybe have.
We go to this other doctor and make further testing.
And then I make further testing and he's like, not white.
It was not white anymore.
There was no white thing.
It was probably air just like the nurse didn't do it right.
But he then said, there's these black particles.
This is the heavy metal that you have in your blood.
That whole thing just trips me out.
That was such a crazy time, man.
Like an actual crazy time.
So ultimately what I think about this right now like after all I'm like that was it and is some kind of a flu and that's what it is and people overreacted maybe and whatever it is like people maybe saw opportunities also for making money yeah yeah and you know that there's maybe bigger people over us they can control much more things in different ways and they did let this happen right yeah But ultimately, I think there was kind of an overreaction to this.
Yeah, I agree, man.
For sure.
I mean, I kept my gym open during the time.
It was just the whole thing that, like, when you start asking questions, there wasn't much, like, congruency with all of the things that they were doing.
Man.
We should make him a knight posthumously or something like that.
Poor guy.
Yeah, this sucks.
This is downer.
Well, I'm sorry.
Wow.
And what podcast was this?
This was on the Raw, it's called, let's see what the name of it is.
It is Bradley Martin's Raw Talk.
Well, it's obvious.
Podcasts are dangerous.
Do not listen to podcasts!
From hot dogs to pet dogs and you're warning about the wrong way to walk your pets.
Some animal experts say just like distracted driving, distracted walking is an issue.
They say talking on your phone or listening to a podcast while walking your dog could even hurt their mental health.
Experts say walks are crucial for the routine.
Not getting your full attention can be detrimental to your dog's behavioral training.
That's right.
Don't you dare listen to a podcast while you're walking your dog.
Could be bad for your dog.
My goodness.
Well, thanks.
I'm very informed.
It's not like I didn't know this, but it's... poor guy.
He seems like he was kind of a cool dude, too.
Yeah.
Yeah, he just wanted to make a living as an influencer, acting crazy.
Well, he sure influenced me.
End of show mixes, we've got some Sir Ducifer, we've got Dee's Laughs, we've got Steve Jones, and we've got Neil Jones, the Jones Brothers, in the house, Clip Custodian and Clip Collector.
And coming up next, speaking of podcasting, if you'd like to know what's going on with the future of podcasting, we have episode 139 of Podcasting 2.0 coming up on noagendastream.com, trollroom.io, and of course, in all those fancy new apps where we develop this stuff.
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And from Northern Silicon Valley, where I remain.
And it's cold, by the way.
I'm John C. Dvorak.
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We return on Sunday with at least three hours of deconstruction just for you of your M5M.
Until then, adios mofos, hooey, hooey, and such.
You know, my dad had an expression.
He used to say, you know you're a success as a parent when you turn and look at your child and realize they turned out better than you.
There's no way of knowing how it got there or whose it is, but it appears that cocaine has been found at the White House.
We have a yellow bar stating cocaine, hydrochloride.
I would like to know blow by blow who was responsible for this.
Indeed, cocaine.
Now again, this is part of an ongoing investigation.
I can't even fathom anything like this having been found before in the West Wing and I go back to the 70s at the White House.
A piece of Cracked cocaine.
No bigger than this quarter that I'm holding in my hand.
One quarter of one dollar.
We passed a law that says, you're caught with that, you go to jail.
I spent more time on my hands and knees picking through rugs, smoking anything that even remotely resembled crack cocaine.
Come on, man!
I think there was a lot of cheap shots taken at Hunter Biden.
He's a recovering addict.
It's not funny.
I like it.
Cocaine is a serious drug.
The big question, Andrea, is for how long had this item, which was described as a small dime-sized bag, been in this location?
That's like saying you, before you got in this program, you're taking tests where you're taking cocaine or not.
What do you think, huh?
The president is proud to have restored the rule of law.
Snow dive!
The president is proud to have a new president.
I mean, sure, I have my beliefs, I have my worldview, I have the things that I would like to see happen in this great nation of ours.
Digital fingerprints and Biden's speech to AI's glitching.
Mexico receiving arms that the U.S.
is now shipping.
God save the Queen, man.
You're a lion, dog, face, pony, soldier.
I mean, come on, man.
Biden's broken brain two times, they had to solder.
Adrena promenade, homeboy is getting older.
After taking the top off, similar to his vet, 50 years in the Senate and Swampy ain't done yet.
Obama's third term might be in play.
Wishing I could get the news like my boy Pauly say.
Bill Gates went to China, that autistic misfit.
Foundation donation of $50 million, in case you missed it.
Old friend is honored, thank you for your sacrifice.
Lambs out to the slaughtered citizens, acting like grains of rice.
Lock them in their homes, feeling all alone.
One night, screaming wasn't nice.
Hey, they paid the price.
Wuhan City, 10 million wasn't pretty.
Now I'm feeling like an outcast.
All I do to cope is laugh.
Okay, first, if you're gonna ask a question, don't point at me and don't be disrespectful to me.
I'm the mayor of this city.
And treat me with the respect I deserve to be treated.
Voices.
Pounding.
Pounding.
Pound yourself in the face.
Face.
With fist, fist, fist.
And you can't stop yourself.
And you're starting to hear voices.
Voices, voices, voices.
Seems like there's something going on.
Just letting yourself become.
One night, he tried to knock himself out.
Out.
Hear.
Hear.
Voices.
Voices.
Something comes.
Becomes.
Becomes.
Fist.
Pounding yourself in the face with your own fist.
Fist.
Took his knuckles.
Knuckles to his face and pounded.
Pounded over and over again.
Again.
It seems like there's something going on.
Going on.
Going on.
Little by little.
You're just letting yourself become.
Become.
Tyler Durden.
Tyler Durden And there's probably ten times he does it.
And he goes in that way where you go and you kind of rub the nose or you grab it.