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You can't be a social network without content moderation.
Adam Couring, John C. Dvorak, and Sunday, May 14, 2023, this is your award-winning GiveO Nation Media Assassination, Episode 1555.
This is No Agenda.
Celebrating all the moms and broadcasting live from the heart of the Texas Hill Country here in FEMA Region number 17.
6.
In the morning everybody, I'm Adam Curry.
And from northern Silicon Valley where I've discovered that handspecialist.com is not what I thought it was.
Happy Mother's Day!
I'm John C. Dvorak.
Oh man, is he back writing for you again?
That's pretty good.
Marty, is Marty back on the writing tip for you?
No, I got that from a TV commercial.
Oh, okay.
Just before the show, I'm watching this TV commercial.
They promote this site.
What is this site called?
HandSpecialist.com Oh, okay.
Hey, how can this be Mother's Day?
I don't understand.
Where is the outrage over calling this Mother's Day and not People with Uterus Day?
Where's the outrage over that?
I'm missing the outrage.
I think that's probably on the list.
This would have been a good year to launch it.
Birthing persons is what I thought.
They haven't gotten to that yet.
That would have been a perfect one.
No, they left it.
They left it at moms.
I'm very surprised.
I'm truly surprised.
Although there is some mom hate going around.
I don't know if you've noticed this at all.
No?
Well, who?
Well, let's see.
We have The Atlantic with a big article.
Why I'm skipping Mother's Day this year.
By who?
Uh, who wrote it?
Uh, let me see.
The Atlantic Hates Moms.
Kelly McMasters.
I do not know who Kelly McMasters is.
That's a brand name writer.
Let me see, what has she done?
She's, uh, What Squirrels Taught Me About Life After Divorce.
Yeah, sure, that's a brand stuff right there.
There we go, that's who we want to listen to.
That's some brand name stuff.
A Woman Who Can't Keep a Man.
Woo!
Alright.
Of course there are all kinds of moms.
We have spiritual mothers, surrogate mothers, moms who have lost or cannot have children.
You can still be a mom.
Moms of fur babies.
There's lots of types of moms.
Aunties who are moms.
You know, there's all kinds of moms.
But they are inherently women.
That's the thing I've noticed.
So, I'm still waiting for the outrage.
It has not cropped up.
It has not cropped up.
If they can keep this going, it's up and coming.
Yeah.
Now, there's so much going on today, so much to discuss.
We got gypped.
I mean, this was rigged.
It was rigged, rigged, rigged.
We called it, we had it right, and it was rigged.
Okay.
Mother's Day, not Mother's Day, the Eurovision Song Contest.
Yes, we missed it by, we didn't even miss it, we missed it by a border.
It was a controversial vote.
I'm telling you this was rigged.
Rigged!
Listen to this report from... Our whole premise is that it's rigged.
So why are you outraged that it's rigged?
But it was rigged over our rigging!
I mean, we could have kind of thought it would come down to Sweden and Finland, you know, the whole premise.
And we did mention both countries.
Yeah, we mentioned it.
The whole premise was, you know, NATO.
The premise was, we award it to Finland because they joined NATO and are dragging Sweden into it.
Instead, they lured Sweden by giving them the award.
Yes.
Let's listen to a report from France 24.
And there you have it.
The winner of Eurovision 2023 is Lorraine from Sweden.
That was really neck and neck there at the end.
It was really not clear whether Finland or Sweden was going to be the winner.
No, no, but listen to this.
It was controversial voting.
In the end it was really not clear whether Finland or Sweden was going to be the winner, but in the end Sweden was able to get enough public votes in order to come on top.
So that means...
Sweden will be hosting Eurovision next year.
Where will it be?
Well, they've already had it in Stockholm.
They've already had it in Malmö.
So there's a good possibility that Sweden will choose Gothenburg to have as the host city next year.
But of course that decision will come after several months.
This was a really interesting voting.
There were some...
Really surprising results there.
For instance, the Spain coming so low with the public vote.
Also the UK.
Now, what do you think the geopolitical reason is for this?
The public vote is where the rigging takes place, of course.
This is a blended vote of music professionals.
And it's supposed to be only about the song, but it never is.
I have to assume it was one of those, hey, like I've always said to young writers about junkets, hey, you're already in, you know, you already did it, so then I can invite you back.
Finland already did it.
Oh, right.
They can't do it twice.
That's why you'll go on a junket for an electric car and write about it how shit it is because, you know, you won't get invited back anyway.
You don't get invited.
This is for people who haven't heard this before.
It's a tip for professional writers.
It's a tip for young writers about junkets because they don't like you taking junkets to some of these publishers.
But if you can get away with taking one, always take the junket with it in mind to be extremely honest, if not brutal, because If you're nice to them, you're not going to get invited back because, hey, we already got what we wanted out of them.
If you're mean to them, you're not going to get invited back because they're not going to like you.
But you're not going to get invited back!
Really surprising results there.
For instance, the Spain coming so low with the public vote.
Also the UK did very, very poorly.
The UK is famous for becoming in last.
Famous!
But they did poorly.
Oh, but not as poorly as usual.
With the public, came second to last in the end.
That's not that uncomfortable.
Germany last?
It's uncommon for the host country to not do well, particularly with the public vote.
Germany came last.
Germany last?
Man, what did they do?
They did something really wrong.
At least they spared the UK the indignity of null point.
Nobody got zero points, so everybody came out of tonight with some points.
But really, I have to say, some fantastic hosting.
Oh, fantastic hosting.
This is a rainbow parade, by the way.
This whole thing was unicorns and rainbows.
Fantastic hosting.
Tonight, with some points.
But really, I have to say, some fantastic hosting.
This guy's viant.
But really, I have to say, some fantastic hosting by the British host there when they were organizing the vote calling.
It was really, really funny and actually kept people very entertained.
Certainly, here at the arena, people are disappointed that Finland didn't win.
You can probably hear during the show, they kept chanting cha-cha-cha and the host had to scold the audience.
So certainly, there's going to be some disappointment here.
Sweden was not really the fan favorite.
However, the public clearly liked Sweden the best, and Sweden always puts on an amazing show, so it is going to be, I'm sure, a fantastic Eurovision again next year.
So, it was not a fan favorite, but the public vote won.
This is rigged!
And I know why it won.
I mean, here it is.
You keep insisting that it's rigged.
Well, we know it's rigged.
Year after year, we predict it almost to the number.
And this last time, I would say, people go back and listen to the last show.
This is even worse.
We specifically said Finland and Sweden were the two that were going to be in competition.
And we predicted Finland.
We did.
Now listen, here's the winner.
She won 12 years ago, by the way.
10 years ago.
She already won once.
She gets to win again.
But this is... That's not right.
This is a complete Illuminati Satan song.
She's got, like, you know, devil fingernails.
Really long, scary, twisty fingernails.
She's, you know, half-dressed.
She's writhing on the stage.
And she says, you're like a tattoo.
Because the angels were crying, but I didn't care.
I wanted you like a tattoo.
It's a toe tapper.
We'll give him that.
But, uh... Now, Satan.
Illuminati.
The whole thing.
You have to watch.
You really have to watch it.
You'd be like, oh my god.
I haven't seen it, but I'll watch it.
But I can imagine.
Crazy.
So the winner is Satan!
Satan!
Why don't they just give the award to Satan and close the system?
I think they're uncloaking.
By the way, you know, there's still a writer's strike on.
Yes, and nothing was more obvious than on HLN this morning when they did a herstory of Mother's Day.
Oh, they didn't call it a herstory.
No, but it was the writing was pretty bad.
Mother's Day, as we know it in America, was the brainchild of a woman named Anna Jarvis.
Unsurprisingly, she came up with the idea as a way of honoring her own mother, Anne, who, after the Civil War ended, had come up with the idea of a Mother's Friendship Day in an attempt to bring together the moms of Union and Confederate soldiers.
And that became Mother's Day?
No.
Please don't woman-terrupt me while I'm mansplaining Mother's Day.
Sorry.
So anyway, after her mother passed, Anna remembered something Anne had once said to her.
She said, I hope and pray that someone, sometime, will found a memorial Mother's Day commemorating her for the matchless service she renders to humanity in every field of life.
So Anna launched a letter-writing campaign that lasted years and got the support of people like Mark Twain, and eventually a bunch of states started having official Mother's Day celebrations.
And although Congress rejected the idea of a national holiday in 1908, six years later it reversed itself.
What a happy story!
That's only because I'm not finished.
Oh, I should have known, Holiday Ruiner.
You get me.
So, Anna Jarvis hated the idea of the commercialization of Mother's Day and spent the rest of her life fighting the candy, flour, and card companies, calling them things like profiteers, charlatans, bandits, pirates, racketeers, kidnappers, and termites.
Ooh, boy.
Yeah, she didn't play.
She wanted the holiday to be about, as she put it, sentiment, not profit.
It was just so bad.
Did they fail to mention that she also died penniless in a sanatorium?
Yeah, they failed to mention that.
Of course.
Now here's the interesting thing.
I don't hear anyone... I don't want people making money off of my idea.
I have not heard a single person complain about the writer's strike.
No one's complaining that all these shows are off the air.
But that's my point.
Do you realize that no one gives a crap that your shows are off the air?
Oh, the late night shows are all off the air.
So what?
No one cares.
Oh, Saturday Night Live can't go on.
Nobody cares.
Stranger Things.
Usually, this would be wall-to-wall coverage.
It's just not like that this year.
There's so much stuff backed up on all the systems, all the streamers, that you can go a couple years before people would start running out of material to watch.
I don't even think people care about that, really.
Yeah, most of the stuff's junk.
It is junk.
Yeah.
Hey, I went to the meetup, the Austin meetup yesterday.
Ah, yes.
It was phenomenal.
Sir Scott Barron of the Armory and his wife, of course, organized that.
They have always have the, everyone's got a name tag and some of them are pre-printed.
You got the lanyards and he's already pre-programmed the staff at Doc's backyard.
And, you know, we had another great waitress who was just, you know, and of course we had, you know, it wasn't like, I need your credit card.
It's like, no, I'll find you later.
I said, how do you do this?
She said, oh, name tags help.
But you know, she was walking around making sure everybody had something to drink.
And so when the time came to settle up and she turns the handheld credit card device towards you and the 20% was pre-selected, I didn't feel bad about it.
I wasn't mad.
Usually I get kind of ticked off, but she really did it.
I gave her 25.
Big spender.
Woo!
Big Spender, yeah.
I took along my friend, fellow podcaster Jimmy Pruitt.
There's some crossover there with No Agenda Show.
Lots of mama bears came out to say hi.
So many people turned in during COVID, tuned in during COVID, and it was really nice.
About 40, 45 people there.
Well, that's a good turnout.
Yeah, for that venue, and it was raining, it was a rainy day, very crap weather, and people came out.
And we got some nice donations, including an Insta-dame who didn't actually claim an Insta-damehood.
Yeah, so we'll do that during the donation segment.
Myself and Mimi, taking a bunch of cookbooks, went and had dinner with... I saw a picture.
Brunetti and his lovely, charming wife.
Alex.
Alex.
I have a question for you.
And we talked shop about, you know, what he talked.
Did you get what you wanted?
Free meal.
Yeah.
No, a bit part.
Does he have a bit part for you yet?
No, he's done.
All his time is being spent finding ways to write resignation letters.
He's so fed up.
He had some good horror stories about what's going on in Hollywood.
None of it's good.
And none of it can be repeated, I'm sure?
No, some of it can be repeated.
About the Zoom meetings they had all along with some of these big producing and some of the streaming companies where these various producers say, I don't want to celebrate July the 4th.
I don't like this country.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
This is rampant.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's sad.
That's really sad.
Yeah, no, we should reinstate the House Un-American Activities Committee.
Now I know why it was there in the first place.
Ooh, I like that.
Who put that in place back in the day?
DUAC.
DUAC, not familiar.
I do have a question because Dana Brunetti, the producer to hits such as House of Cards, Fifty Shades of Grey, Fifty Shades of Greyer, and a whole bunch of shades of grey that you can't believe, the trilogy.
There's a picture of, so Dana's on the left of this picture, Alex is on the right, you're next to her, and Mimi is in between you and Dana.
Yeah.
And you have your hand on top of Mimi's head.
I couldn't get it back behind her head.
And she's making this face.
It's like... That's a cute picture.
Women don't like that.
I look like a psycho.
Why do I look like a psycho?
I'm just giving that big smile.
I should get a role.
Talent, baby.
Talent.
Yes, you should get a role in some psycho movie.
Yeah, definitely.
You would be a very good creepy psycho.
There's no doubt about it.
I think so.
Yeah, no doubt.
I would go for it.
That's a gem role.
Most people that enjoy acting really like to play weirdos.
Oh, it's great to play a psycho.
For sure.
Well, let's get a couple things out of the way.
Elon Musk has decided on a new CEO!
Yeah, the ad lady from NBCUniversal.
Well, she looks and she acts like Blossom.
Have you seen any video of her?
Yeah, I watched their interview.
Yeah.
Didn't you see a Mayim Bialik?
I didn't, now that you mention it, I might go back and look at it, yeah, maybe.
But this, this makes little sense from a PR standpoint for what he has supposedly been trying to do because what everyone immediately, you know, they go and look, oh, NBCUniversal, oh, she's a bigwig over at the World Economic Forum and she's all for censorship.
Yeah, I know.
It just, like, doesn't make any sense at all, it seems.
But you never know what this guy's thinking.
Well, do you want to deconstruct what he said, that interview that he did with her?
Do you have it?
Yeah, yeah.
The relevant piece.
I thought the interview was awkward.
It was very awkward, and it wasn't even that long ago.
I've watched it a couple times.
I go back, and this is a little piece.
And I think that he somehow believes that she'll be good because, A, she doesn't agree with him.
He seems like a guy that inherently would want someone who creates friction, but also can be blamed for stuff.
You know what I mean?
Yes, he doesn't seem to be a guy who surrounds himself with yes-men.
I think he might like argumentative types.
There are people, there are managers that do that.
They like it.
They prefer it.
Because you've got no backbone, you're not needed.
Who needs you?
For sure, Jason Calacanis is heartbroken.
I'm sure he was.
What?
I'm sure he was.
Can he actually, though, please?
He was vying for the CEO spot like crazy.
Are you kidding me?
Come on, Elon!
Definitely.
I'm your new CEO, Jason Calacanis.
We shouldn't do that.
I'd like to welcome my staff.
We shouldn't make fun of people.
Yes man number one, yes man number two, yes man number three, and I'm here to make this work.
You're horrible.
Linda Iaccarino is her name.
He does that to me!
Okay, well then that's fine.
So you've got a massive platform.
You have a vision that is a spectrum of just daily open-sourced conversation.
And they can conduct their lives, their business, their commerce, whatever they can do on your platform.
Just a reminder, as we predicted a long time ago, he is transforming Twitter into X, his dream for 30 years of creating the most valuable financial company in the world, the Everything app, the WeChat of the West.
That's a pretty big vision.
But in the middle should be advertising opportunity.
That sounds like a great opportunity.
I can talk about my brand.
I can get my customers to communicate.
And then they could also buy stuff.
That sounds pretty good, right?
You will be able to buy things just directly on Twitter.
Now this is part of his vision.
I completely believe that buying stuff, you know, also being an Alibaba, you know, buy anything you want, anything for sale, it can all be done on Twitter.
One click, boom, done.
One click, boom, done.
But they need to feel that there is an opportunity for them to influence what you're building.
Yeah, this is a hard no.
Why would you hire a CEO who right off the bat is saying the advertisers need to feel they have the opportunity to influence what you're building?
Isn't that exactly the problem with Silicon Valley?
That the advertisers are in control of way too much?
I think so, but from that perspective, but making them think they can.
Oh, that's a good point.
Yeah.
It's different.
She specifically kind of... She did say think.
Yeah.
That vision, what we're doing here, whether it's me trying to push and prod you on your tweets.
For example, you've said you probably shouldn't tweet after 3 a.m.
Well, I've got... And this is a room full of advertisers.
Oh boys, you called him out on this awful 3 a.m.
tweet.
What has he done after 3 a.m.?
He's only said that he's gonna, you know, he's only done stuff that's borderline illegal from a public company standpoint about Tesla.
What else has he done?
Who cares?
Nothing, but Trump did it a lot.
Probably good advice for all of us.
I've got myself into trouble a few times.
I'm very aware of this.
I'm very aware.
That's Blossom.
That's Blossom.
I'm very aware, man.
I've gotten myself into trouble a few times.
I'm very aware of those.
So after 3am, you travel all over the world.
Lord knows how you handle time zones in space.
Will you commit to be a little more specific and not tweet after 3am?
What is this, will you commit business?
You know, that's exactly like the way the questions that Trump was asked at the town hall.
Will you commit to no longer talking about the original election?
What kind of interview is this?
People in this room would like to see that.
Stop.
I think that's a great observation.
This will you commit.
Yeah.
Screw you!
Why should I commit to anything that you asked me to?
Who are you?
Who made you queen?
Well, you just did!
That's the baffling part.
Over the world, Lord knows how you handle time zones in space.
Will you commit to be a little more specific and not tweet after 3 a.m.?
People in this room would like to see that.
It'll make them feel more confident.
I will aspire to tweet less after 3 a.m.
But, I mean, it is important that, you know, I mean, if I were to say, yes, you can influence me, that would be wrong.
That would be very wrong.
Because that would be a diminishment of freedom of speech.
But I want to be specific about influencing.
Ah, here we go.
Specific.
It's more of an open feedback loop for the advertising experts in this room.
Oh my goodness.
Can you hear the bullshit?
It's more of a feedback loop for the advertising experts in this room.
They're buyers.
They're just they're just doing whatever everybody and there's no expertise in this business buying an ad on Twitter, please.
To help.
Develop Twitter into a place where they will be excited about investing more money.
Product development.
Ad safety.
Content moderation.
Yeah!
That's what the issue is.
Wait, wait, wait.
You blew your horn over it.
Content moderation.
A place where they will be excited.
This, you know, by the way, Yacarino, you know who she's friends with?
You know who she's friends with?
No.
Karishwisher.
That's why, because this is Kara Swisher.
Oh, that may be the reason he hired her, so he can fire her.
Oh, I like that.
I like that.
Because this is Kara Swisher's thing.
Because Kara Swisher hates Musk.
Well, now, yeah, now that he won't answer her emails.
And so this is a Kara Swisher thing, like content moderation.
You can't be a social network without content moderation.
Develop Twitter into a place where they will be excited about investing more money.
Product development, ad safety, content moderation.
That's what the influence is.
Yeah, I think she wants to influence content moderation.
There it is.
Censorship, lady.
It's totally cool to say that you want to have your advertising appear in certain places in Twitter and not in other places.
But it is not cool to try to say what Twitter will do.
And if that means losing advertising dollars, we lose it.
Now there you go.
That's the stake in the ground.
Look, we'll cordon off this piece for you where if you want to advertise, we'll make sure it's all safe.
So that is an important distinction.
Brand safe!
Brand safe and brand suitable.
But freedom of speech is paramount.
Listen to the experts!
The advertising experts are clapping for freedom of speech.
Something's gone awry here with this lady.
And if that means losing advertising dollars, we lose it.
But freedom of speech is paramount.
Yeah, that is weird.
That response was screwy.
Twitter 1.0 had a very well-populated, much-loved Influence Council.
I love this bit.
John, were you ever asked to be on the Influence Council?
Did you even know it existed?
The Influence Council?
No, I didn't.
No, I don't.
I think we need to change the name.
Elon does not want to be influenced.
But it was really a recurring feedback loop from your key stakeholders, your advertisers, where they had recurring access or would have recurring access to you.
Would you commit from this stage today to reinstate that council?
Again, the commit thing.
I think, I think that they already had a deal before this.
Why would he even go to this event?
This, I think it was IAB.
Interactive Advertising Bureau.
Why would he even commit to go to this event knowing that she, I mean, this is, I think it was already said and done.
This is some kind of setup.
It's a setup for somebody.
I don't even know what it is, but they already knew something here.
And this commit business is weird.
From your key stakeholders, your advertisers, where they had recurring access or would have recurring access to you.
Would you commit from this stage today to reinstate that council?
What does he commit from this stage?
What is he, the emperor?
To be named later.
Well, I don't think it should be Influence Council.
Okay.
So, I think he's just using her as a cover.
She's being used in this, and I think you're right.
the public because if the public thinks that their views are being determined by a small number of CMOs in America, they will be like, I think, upset about that.
But feedback, I think, is appropriate.
Okay.
So I think he's just using her as a cover.
She's being used in this.
And I think you're right.
She'll be first to be fired.
Yeah, I'm trying to think what kind of a firing it would be.
Would it be a excoriation style, or didn't work out style, or she screwed up the company style, or just different ways of getting fired.
Or she just decided to part company, or she wanted to spend more time with her family firing.
No, no, no.
I think she'd be blamed.
A huge list.
No, she would be blamed for something fired.
That's what it feels like to me.
Like she'd be perfect scapegoat.
No one likes her anyway.
The World Economic Forum.
Almost universal people don't like that.
Yeah, I agree.
The World Economic Forum thing is troubling.
Troubling!
Yeah, to say the least.
Very troubling.
Okay, just staying with Big Tech.
Did you see the Google memo, the leaked memo about them not having a moat?
Yeah, I think so.
Did you know about the moat?
Well, this is the memo, the leaked memo from Google that says, I'm going to paraphrase, we're screwed.
This AI stuff is open source.
People are using it on their own computers, even on Pixel 6s.
are going faster than we can because we're just a heavy, you know, a heavy machine that has to deal with all this crap and internal processes.
And open source people are moving ahead of us at rapid speed.
We have no moat.
We have no uniqueness.
Neither does open AI.
And we essentially can't win this.
And you can run it on your laptop now.
And I think this is the reason behind the, oh, we got to slow this down.
It's going to kill us.
I think that they figured out, oh my God, we've been on the wrong horse here.
They can't do advertising on it.
There's no uniqueness.
I mean, at least Google has a uniqueness of search.
It's still pretty, it's hard to do good search.
And that's where they have all the search advertising.
It's all stuff that we've passed over ourselves.
Right, but the memo is getting traction.
The memo sounds like bullcrap.
Really?
Well, for one thing, we know for a fact that to do AI well, or at all, in any meaningful way, you need a big back end.
And it costs a lot of money to run.
No, no, stop.
You're wrong.
This is the point.
You don't anymore.
That's the problem.
I don't believe it.
Well, I've seen it myself.
I've seen these things.
Well, I think you should put a system on your machine.
Okay.
Because you did this before.
You've done this before with the talking machine that you had.
The talking machine.
It worked like crap, but it was amusing.
It was good for the show.
It was before Alexa, yes.
Way before that.
You did an Alexa clone.
No, they cloned me.
They cloned me.
Yeah, do this and then we'll talk.
You're going to lose this one, because this is well known.
You can load it onto Windows, on a Windows machine.
You can load in a large language mod.
It's not artificial intelligence by any means, but it does the same thing.
It gives you the same... Well, I wanted to do DALL-E stuff.
Oh, you want... I'm talking about text.
I'm not talking about images.
Oh, yeah, well... Yeah, it... Do you write a screenplay?
Just as shit as ChatGPT.
Yes, you're behind, I'm sorry.
I'm surprised and a little disappointed.
We've been talking about this all along, about how much power, that's why you can't make any money, and it costs too much to operate, and you can't advertise.
In their system, you basically have to give everybody the equivalent of their own machine.
That's too expensive, but by the same token, it means that you as an individual can run it on your own machine.
Okay, we're going to do it the way we used to do it.
You're going to set this up and then we're going to start testing it.
You got it.
No problem.
And you want to put some money on it?
Or do you want to... What would the bet be?
I'm right, you're wrong.
Give me some money.
Yeah, right.
I'm surprised.
You never pay off on these bets anyway.
I'm surprised that you're taking this stance.
I'm taking this stance.
What is your stance?
I don't understand your stance.
You're saying it's too expensive.
My stance is you can't put one of these models on a phone.
Oh, OK.
All right.
Well, you're going to lose that.
I'll put it.
I have a Pixel 6.
I'll put it on a Pixel 6.
I'll run it on a Pixel 6.
You have a Pixel 6.
Yeah, I do.
When did you get so hoity-toity?
I thought you only wore these or took these... Okay, hoity-toity?
Listen to me, mister.
My Pixel 6 is what I run Graphene OS on.
It's an older model.
You buy them for $290 on Amazon.
Okay, use a Pixel 6.
Yeah, I'll use a Pixel... So, what's funny is you don't hear what I'm saying.
It's like, yes... I hear what you're saying.
Okay, it doesn't sound like it.
No, I hear what you're saying, and I just think that no is bullcrap.
What's a moat got to do with the price of bread?
Wow, okay.
One of the biggest events in Silicon Valley's history where they are going to go down in flames, they've bet on the wrong horse, they've changed their entire infrastructure, and now the world knows that open source is just easily whistling right by them, and this is what people are using, and you say that the memo's bullcrap?
No, the Linux.
I'm sorry?
Nothing.
Never mind.
Just do the test and we'll leave it at that.
Okay.
Wow.
Mr. Tech.
All right, what else?
I don't know.
You tell me.
You have no interest in talking about interesting things that will change the world, so let's talk about politics.
That changes the world.
I've been hearing this for 40 years.
It's not the segue, but it's going to change the world because big tech is losing.
That's the point.
I'm happy.
You should be happy with me.
Well, I'm happy for you.
I want you to be happy with me.
It's different.
All right.
Okay.
Let's do some politics.
So let's talk about Tucker.
Oh, I was right.
Well, you were of course, but I think this kind of attacking Tucker is kind of interesting.
Well, this is, they've been doing this for, for years now.
They're just attacking him differently and he has no deal with Musk.
As I told you, he wouldn't.
Well, congratulations on that tale.
I want to hear MSNBC attacking Tucker.
There is still more and more fallout from these defamation and lies cases against Fox News, the settlement, the ousting of Tucker Carlson, and now reports that he wants to, quote, torch his old employer.
Now, Fox ousted Carlson, but under contract, if they keep paying him, he can be kept, according to this contract and the way it's been reported, off the air.
Carlson, though, preparing to, quote, unleash allies to attack Fox News to try to bully the network into letting him work for or start a right-wing rival.
That's a report out of Axios.
They say Carlson has also had contact with outlets, including Rumble and Newsmax, offering to pay him more than his Fox contract.
It's really striking to see all this play out in public.
This is the kind of stuff that doesn't usually matter as much unless you are someone as big as Carlson became.
Because of Fox, of course.
This is phenomenal.
They're saying all of this without evidence.
All without evidence, and the other thing is...
The little ditty at the end is the thing that made me want to record this.
Alright, I'm going to play that ending again.
There is still more.
It's really striking to see all this play out in public.
This is the kind of stuff that doesn't usually matter as much unless you are someone as big as Carlson became.
Because of Fox, of course.
Because of Fox, of course.
Because of Fox.
This is the socialist talking point that goes back to Obama, and that you don't, you're not successful.
It's the roads that we built, and the infrastructure that we have, and the tax system.
It's not you.
You don't accomplish anything.
There's no, no, it's anti-individualism.
There's no individualism because everything is part of a collective.
A collective, hello, collective, aka a communist system.
And so these talking points are built into the mindset of people at MSNBC.
It wasn't because of Fox.
Well, what about McEnany?
How come she doesn't become a big celebrity like you pointed out?
She stinks on this show.
You finally watched?
Oh, she's terrible.
She's flat.
She's flat, she's wrong.
Her eyes are way too heavily made up.
I'm sorry, I have to be a producer for a moment.
Did you notice that?
Yeah.
Way too much black around the eyes.
You know what?
That is the function of a makeup person that doesn't like her.
Or is trying to make her look a little meaner, but they can't because she just has a sweet face.
No, she's a nice person.
That's the problem.
She's a sweetie.
Wrong, wrong, wrong.
Why do you give her a show like this?
It's all wrong.
She should be giving a show, I know I want to say it, but she should be giving a show on how to bake.
Well, all right.
Yeah.
I'm sorry.
It's Mother's Day.
But so the, so the mindset, and yeah, this is, of course this is just not the mindset of MSNBC, but I'm sure it's CNN, is that, no, maybe not even at CNN, but MSNBC, oh, I'm just Ari Melbourne, Melbourne toast.
Without MSNBC, I would be nothing.
Yeah.
But all of the stuff he said, there's zero evidence.
Well, it gets worse.
Let's play the clip too.
Because of Fox, of course, that you might actually be a real competitor.
This is, by the way, this is your politics segment?
This is very interesting.
Because of Fox, of course, that you might actually be a real competitor, a threat.
And the outlets who want Carlson are clearly at peace with, or outright happy with, what has been these basically damning texts that have been revealed that are anti-woman, anti-minorities, a lot of different stuff.
Although, as we've reported, some of that just matches what he was doing on air.
So Rumble and Newsmax clearly don't see that as a fireable offense.
Rumble, if you haven't heard of it, it's that video platform that has become something Yeah!
of a haven for QAnon supporters, according to one outlet salon that says they share all kinds of content, otherwise banned on other social media platforms.
Newsmax, we've reported on before, they have a range of hosts and they've had a range of emphasis over the year.
But right now they also face a Dominion defamation case for going down the rabbit hole of those same lies that led to such a costly payout for Fox.
So what we're seeing here is something that could definitely get ugly.
Then there are the leaked videos.
Now, we don't have firm reporting on where these came from.
We have what's called circumstantial evidence, which is it's people inside Fox News who generally are the ones who have first hands-on and control of internal videos that had not been public before.
Now whether they went to a third party or through some other chain of events got out, no one really knows, but some of the leaked videos are clearly designed to make Carlson look bad, including him discussing his own deposition in that case.
This is the best they can do?
A scratchy video?
Man, I got better stuff than that.
And by the way, these videos... Hold on.
You can cut that off.
I wanna hear it.
Nobody watches Fox Nation because the site sucks?
It's hard to use that site.
I don't know why they're not fixing it.
It's driving me insane.
Oh my goodness.
Oh wow.
Oh my.
Oh my.
Devastating.
You know, so this is what, this was like a three or five minute, maybe in a five minute segment.
This is why I said cable news is over.
They're so dead, they have no other mission in life than to, and Frau Ingraham and Sean Hannity do the same thing.
All they do is play clips of the other news channels.
One of our producers, I'm not going to mention who he is because he's actively seeking jobs, he answered, there's an open position at Daily Caller.
Daily Caller is, I think, the news quote-unquote foundation that Tucker Carlson founded or co-founded.
Yeah and he quit it.
He's not there anymore.
And so one of our producers, who's very good at doing collages, super cuts and show mixes, good stuff like that, she said, OK, I can do this.
I actually have some some experience in this.
And it turns out all they wanted, all they wanted all the time was dumb stuff from liberal media.
We want more clips of The View.
That's all we want.
We don't care about anything.
We just need to just the liberal media saying something stupid.
That's all they're doing.
That's all the media has left to do.
The M5F has boiled down to complaining about other news organizations.
And I think that bores everybody.
It really does.
I think it's great.
MSNBC is still doing it.
They can't let it go because they literally are either not allowed to report on other things or just can't.
They don't even know what to do.
Look, imagine yourself working there.
The producers want you to just do what you just described.
Yes.
As opposed to actually doing real work.
Yes.
What are you gonna do?
This is great.
All I have to do is get a bunch of, you know, clips of my competition and bitch about Tucker Carlson.
I can do that till the cows come home.
Yeah, sure.
But I'm just saying that, you know, ultimately it's not a great strategy if you want to... No, it's a to-do.
If you want to have... But they have, they've already, until, you know, somebody runs for office and they can bring back Keith Olbermann, they're, they got nothing.
They got nothing going on.
But that, if you look, but if you look at Keith Olbermann, all he's doing is bitching about Tucker Carlson.
That's all they do.
They all hate him.
So let's go to clip three.
Now, that last bit is Tucker Carlson insulting a arm of Fox.
They're streaming platform Fox Nation.
Who in the rest of the world, the conservative world, would find that to be a scandal?
Hard to imagine.
But if you work inside Fox News, if you have beef with Tucker Carlson, if you don't like him running down the platform, well, again, Again, there's a lot of questions about the circumstantial evidence of who's attacking whom and whether Carlson can use any of his so-called allies and juice in the party to get out from under this contract and get back on air.
As we've said before, it's much more than a media story at this point.
It's a question about what is allowed and what is encouraged on the right-wing part of politics in America, and whether Tucker Carlson will remain a leader in that space or not.
Wow, this is really thin!
You've got nothing.
It's not even worth doing a segment on.
But I hear the same thing from Kara Swisher about he can't get out of his contract.
I've seen no contract.
There's no evidence of a contract that he can or can't get out of it.
They all act like, oh, this is what's happening.
Unless you see the contract.
I agree with this.
This is 99%.
Save yourself.
Very good.
99%.
99%.
You saved yourself.
Very good.
99%.
Leave some room for margin for error.
So I agree with this.
Yes.
Unless you see the contract or... There's no real contract!
There may not even be a contract for all we know.
And I thought when he was fired the first time they pulled the plug on the contract.
Yeah.
They can't even get the reporting correct.
Again, I'm just flabbergasted by this.
That's all I'm hearing.
It's so boring.
Either they're going live to George Santos being indicted.
George Santos is another one.
Who cares?
They're going live to that or they're bitching and moaning about CNN.
Oh, CNN is horrible now because, you know, CNN had Trump on.
Oh, no.
Oh, this is bad.
By the way, record ratings.
They blew everybody out of the water.
Well, if you listen to the complainers, they say, well, you know, yeah, I got good numbers, but it's not as good as the numbers they, the same network got from Trump in 2016.
So they find some old big numbers back in 2016 where Trump came on.
Oh yeah, sure.
And so they're comparing it to that, you know, years ago.
Meanwhile, the word is now that, uh, uh, Caitlin, what's her name?
Caitlin, Katie Caitlin.
Oh, by the way, did you see the piece on her, I think it was the New York Times, fawning all over that white outfit?
And then having a picture next to Hillary in a white outfit because it was an homage to Hillary.
It was an homage to the Hillary white pantsuit.
Wow.
And they said good work.
That was really strong of her to wear the white pantsuit in homage of Hillary.
Without even knowing they were writing this piece, as television producers for decades, we panned that universally, you and I. We know this is not the way to go.
And she doesn't have the right face or hair color or anything for the white outfit.
No, the whole thing was a mess.
It was wrong.
So she is poised for the 9 p.m.
primetime slot.
Yeah.
She's no good.
It's not going to go anywhere.
Meanwhile, I wanted to get into these clips.
There's too many.
There's quite a few.
There's five.
But I wanted to get into these Comer clips because... Oh, this is the Biden crime family?
The Biden crime family stuff because he presented it on Fox in great detail.
Who is he?
And he got pushback.
Who is he?
Comer.
Oh, Comer was on Fox presenting this.
Comer was on Fox presenting the facts.
And what show?
And he got Fox and Friends.
In the morning?
Yeah.
And he got pushback from Steve Doocy.
And it just got pushback.
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
So Comer, of course, comes on the friendly Fox, Fox and Friends in the morning to show the Biden crime family.
And didn't we already have a clip?
Weeks ago of them pushing back on this, or, oh well, there's no evidence of bias?
Yeah, this is the same, this is a similar clip.
What is wrong with these people?
I think this is newer, I hope.
Oh, well Fox, we always knew they were running like that.
Because it's pretty elaborate.
Uh-huh.
And I mean he brings it, but he outlines everything.
This is actually a good series of clips if you want to catch up on the Biden crime family because he has all the circumstantial evidence and all the banks, he's got all this stuff.
Can I set you up with a historical clip?
I wish you would because I wanted to use these clips as a backup to some other point we're trying to make.
Okay, so this is President Joe Biden in 2018, after he was out as Vice President, serving under Barack Obama.
When I did my financial disclosure as Vice President, a lot of my colleagues got a kick out of the headline in the Washington Post that said, quote, it's probable no man has ever assumed the office of Vice President with fewer assets than Joe Biden.
Because I made a commitment I'd never own a stock or a bond, I'd never be involved in a business venture, and I'd never accept a non-araria.
I kept the promise and I sent my kids to private universities and my net worth is what it was when I started.
How'd you afford it?
$55,000 to $150,000.
So he's able to send all his kids to private universities and he only had $155,000, his net worth.
And if anyone wants to look up some of his mansions when he first became Senator, it's like 100,000 foot places, they're monsters.
Yeah, they're nice.
Okay, so let's go to Comer.
Now Comer, he's on the House Intelligence?
He's the chairman.
Of the House Intelligence Committee.
It's not intelligence, it's that new committee to investigate Biden.
The Biden Investigation Committee, yes.
Nobody's covering, nobody cares.
You have to listen to this and remember that Donald Trump was impeached for a second time for a perfect phone call.
With Zelensky, no less.
Yeah, with Zelensky, which makes it even funnier.
It does to me.
So let's go.
Comer versus Fox One.
Congressman James Comer, who is chairman of the House Oversight and Accountability Committee.
Good morning to you, sir.
Good morning.
So we were all watching your press conference.
It started right after our show at 9 a.m.
But if you flipped around to other channels, no one else was covering it.
What exactly?
You've dug deep into the Biden family and you have discovered what?
Well, three new things came out yesterday.
First of all, we discovered that the president lied when he said his family never got a penny from China.
We proved that statement false.
We also proved that money was transferred to the Bidens while Joe Biden was in office, while he was vice president.
That's something the media has always said when they rush to Joe Biden's defense.
They said, well, None of the payments that the family received ever were made while Joe Biden was in office.
It was always in the four-year period between the vice presidency and presidency.
And that wasn't true, especially with respect to Romania.
16 of the 17 payments from the Romanian foreign national that was later convicted of corruption came while Joe Biden was vice president and actively talking about Romanian policy.
And then the third thing, we disclosed who the nine family members were.
that received money.
And I think the average American was pretty shocked when they learned that children, that kids and grandkids of the president received money as well.
And that's kind of hard to explain.
So there was a lot of new revelations, but we also produced evidence, which is something Adam Schiff never did.
And the evidence was in the form of bank statements.
Right, exactly.
So this is the new stuff.
They did push back before you write, but this is a new stuff.
And they pushed back again after.
If you just hear that, you go, wow, somebody's got to look into this.
This doesn't sound right.
Why are kids getting checks?
I've never even heard the Romania bit.
And the Romania thing is new.
I mean, I remember during the debates and, you know, you had the laptop and all that came out and there was all this China talk and Hunter with Burisma and these checks and 10% for the big guy and all this stuff was going on on Fox.
Because it was not just Tucker Carlson, it was, um, uh, Defraud Ingraham, uh, uh, and, uh, and Hannity, and, and, uh, and, uh, Bon Geno, all the superstars.
Who's out.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, right.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right, so let's hear a little pushback here from Fox.
They're not buying it.
And the evidence was in the form of bank statements.
Right, exactly.
And I know the Republicans said that the smoking gun were these financial records that you were able to subpoena and got your hands on.
They'd show that some of the president's relatives were paid more than $10 million from foreign sources between 2015 and 2017.
And your party, the Republican investigators, say that that's proof of influence peddling by Hunter and James.
But that's just your suggestion.
You don't actually have any facts to that point.
You've got some circumstantial evidence.
And the other thing is, of all those names, the one person who didn't profit is that there's no evidence that Joe Biden did anything illegally.
Wow!
There's no evidence that Joe Biden did anything illegally, which is even more interesting than illegal.
He did stuff, but maybe it wasn't illegally done.
I just found that pushback to be like, this is Fox?
Well, it's run by Democrats.
How many years have I said that?
I know, I know.
I just like to make, I'm emphasizing it so you can come in with that little comment.
So, okay.
Well, Comer just says, well, I don't know what's going on here, but he just continues and she keeps laying it on and it gets weirder.
Here we go.
Well, if you look at the laptop and the emails between the president's son and his associates, they went to great lengths to hide Joe's involvement.
They even gave him nicknames.
They called him the Celtic and the big guy.
But make no mistake, Joe Biden was involved.
All these countries that the Bidens were receiving money from were countries that Joe Biden was actively visiting in.
Many of these countries were receiving foreign aid that Joe Biden volunteered with the Obama administration to be in charge of.
We look now at the Biden presidency.
Many of the decisions he's made with respect to China, that I would argue put China first and America last, would leave most Americans scratching their head.
Why would any president do this?
So we know that the complexity of the way that Biden set these shell companies up were made to try to disguise not only the money they were receiving, but also Joe's involvement.
So we're at the very beginning stages of this.
But in talking with the informants that we have, some of the former Biden associates that nobody's heard from yet, we know that Joe Biden was actively involved and we're still looking for more bank records that we believe will implicate Joe Biden's active participation in this at the end of the day.
Hold on a second.
I can tell you what Comer's mistake was.
I just realized it.
He's not in studio.
He's standing in the halls of Congress.
With that big echo behind him.
He's not able to, you know, his physical energy is not in the room.
I think that would have been very different if he was sitting there.
If he was sitting on stage on set?
Yeah, I think so.
I think this was a mistake.
Maybe.
They wouldn't have probably won it.
Because they're pushing back on this.
Listen to this.
Well, let me continue.
More pushback.
Is it not done?
No, it's not done yet.
I interrupted it.
Oh, I'm sorry.
End of the day.
He set up 20 different companies, made at least $10 million, and these companies, according to Byron Donalds, who's a financial expert, was set up to kind of blur the line and make people think to themselves, I don't even know what these companies stand for.
What do you think, what was Hunter Biden offering to bring in $10 million?
A Rob Walker, a Rosamond Seneca.
What was their mandate?
Just for investments?
They saw an opportunity to make money, so they're an investment company?
What do they do?
They're no investments.
That's the thing.
The media has always said, well, this is something similar to what Jared Kushner was doing.
Jared Kushner, private equity firm.
Jared Kushner has real estate assets.
There's nothing there with the Bidens.
We've gone through these businesses that they set up, these LLCs.
Anybody can form an LLC online in five minutes or less, but there's nothing there.
The Biden lawyer said when we discovered the first $1.3 million that went to the Biden family, they said, well, that was seed capital.
This is another thing he doesn't have right.
Give me some names of the LLCs.
That would be really helpful.
That would be good, yeah.
Well, here's the... I think he's naive.
Yeah.
I think the problem with these guys is, well, look at all this evidence.
It's just obvious.
And maybe somebody will put, you know, nobody... Play the next clip and you'll see what I'm talking about.
There's no business there.
These companies aren't real companies.
When you set up a bunch of companies and you do it for the sole purpose of transferring money around, there's a term for that.
It's called racketeering.
The banks obviously thought this family was involved in money laundering.
That's one reason they got so many bank violations called suspicious activity reports.
We're talking about a criminal enterprise here centered around Joe Biden.
I don't think there's anything...
James, listen to what the New York Times said.
House Republicans report finds no evidence of wrongdoing.
Time Magazine, I guess it still exists.
Comer investigation of the Biden relative swings and misses.
Fox News quoting the New York Times as the bastion of truth?
Yeah.
Wow!
Well, no wonder they got rid of Tucker.
They flipped!
They flipped!
Oh, they flipped a while ago.
I don't know why they kept Tucker as long as they did.
No, but now they have a problem because they've got a clean house.
And I would say Ingraham is next.
Uh, you know, Hannity will do anything to tell him to.
Hannity?
Well, he'll start weaseling around, sure he will.
Well, he could become a Democrat if he's given enough money.
Okay, well, so I figure, geez, these guys are not listening.
What's your reaction to their conclusion?
You know, still trying to get through to him and is getting nowhere.
And here's this like final dying gasp.
What's your reaction to their conclusion?
You know, I'm not surprised that The New York Times would say that.
Look, if they think it's normal behavior for president's grandchildren to receive wires from foreign nationals, if they think it's normal behavior for a president's family to set up 20 companies and have emails where they use code names talking about that president, all while they're receiving payments from foreign nationals all while they're receiving payments from foreign nationals while the president or vice president's in office, then that's their opinion.
But I don't think the average American sees it that way.
Well, I think the average American wants to know the truth.
I think they appreciate the work we're doing because the mainstream media certainly isn't.
We're going to continue looking.
And let me assure you, Joe Biden was actively involved in this criminal enterprise.
This is the Biden family influence peddling.
There are no businesses.
There's nothing legitimate about this other than they received money from foreign nationals, from our adversaries around the world, while Joe Biden's influencing foreign policy and having a big influence over foreign aid.
Okay, so there you have it.
And that's the only outlet he even gets.
Yeah, what we're seeing here is some kind of new competitive field and not everyone's aware of it.
We see CNN bringing in Trump early, early in the process, giving him a quote-unquote platform.
I guess trying to be fair and balanced and I'm pretty sure that this is what Fox is trying to do and somehow there's some force that is making them all become bland and middle-of-the-road.
But they're not really putting any journalistic muscle behind any of it.
They're just going bleh.
Don't you?
You know what I mean?
It's like CNN was definitely all, you know, anti-Trump, crazy.
They get rid of the biggest loudmouth, Don Lemon.
You know, they bring in the white suit, pantsuit lady, who's, you know, trying to be, you know, well, I'm calling him out.
You know, whoa, I'm fact-checking you in real time.
And then these guys are kind of doing the same.
Well, there's no evidence.
New York Times says this.
They are going counter to the very successful American media model of strife!
Well, there is a blandness to it.
I have to agree with that.
And even the Trump thing was kind of like that.
Yeah!
They're going to ruin our show!
Get back to being nuts!
There's too much stuff there.
As long as the view is going, we've got it made.
Yeah, just like the Daily Caller.
No, there's some force that's making them do this.
And I'm not even sure how much advertisers have to do with this.
I looked at the numbers of Fox, and yeah, they do pretty good in advertising, but you know where their real money comes from, is not getting kicked off of Spectrum, and off of Dish, and all these other... The carriage fees, they make $1.8 billion a year just for being... On carriage fees?
Yeah, it's a lot of money.
It's over a billion dollars in carriage fees.
And maybe something... we'd have to look at the ownership structure.
But maybe some message went out, you know, we're gonna start kicking you off of our channels.
Because that would hurt.
There's some force that is doing something.
Who owns all this stuff?
Is that...
Uh, Comcast, NBC Universal, is that the biggest?
Who owns most of these?
I think they're the biggest.
Yeah?
So there's something going on and they're more afraid of...
Of being kicked off, I think, than anything.
So someone said, get Tucker off.
Okay.
You know, he did what?
You were right, $77 million last year for his slot, which I don't think is a lot of money, but it's more than they paid him.
So they were making money, but that's not crazy money compared to the carriage fees.
People don't realize this.
No, it's not crazy money.
People have to realize that, you know, actually most of the money you pay for your cable bill, which I do not and I've cut it.
Cut the cord.
Like seven or eight dollars a month goes to ESPN.
ESPN, you don't even watch.
No, whether you watch it or not, you're paying for it.
So that's where the real money is.
Something's going on because this makes no sense.
It's boring.
It's not fun to watch.
It's not pandering to your core audience on either side.
There's something up with this.
Well, they keep trying to pander to the core audience at MSNBC.
I think that's the last holdout.
They can't even do it well.
Let's talk about the border for a second.
I see you have a couple clips.
I can follow those.
So I have not booked yet for Christina and Kevin for exactly this reason.
Because I'm not sure if you can actually come into the country yet without proof of vaccination.
Well, I got a couple of Title 42 clips.
Yes, good.
But I want to say a couple of things first, which I've noticed.
First of all, the day before Title 42, I was watching Brett Barr on Fox doing the news coverage, and he's yacking on one side of the screen and on the split screen they have a shot of one of the paths to the border.
They're lining up, blah blah blah, and there's nobody there.
I had the same thing.
I've been looking at these cameras at the border.
Let me see if I can find the URL.
Cameras.
It's like live cameras of the border crossings.
And then I started looking around, there were other reports saying the same thing and then they couldn't show anything.
There was no evidence of this.
It's as if the Title 42 lifting, because they made a big stink about, oh, we're going to send a National Guard down, we're going to do this, we're going to do that, it maybe put these guys off because there was nobody.
Yeah, here it is.
In the long line.
It's borderreport.com and then you can go to live cameras.
It's right there, the menu, live cameras.
And I'm looking now and I see the Chihuahuita neighborhood crossing, empty.
Let me just double check here.
Empty.
I see.
And it's a live camera.
No one there.
Mount Cristo Rey.
Empty.
Sacred Heart Church.
Empty.
Let's look at the El Paso International Bridges.
Let's see, Stanton Bridge.
That can't be empty, it's gotta be... Just some cars, no line.
I mean, there's nothing, John.
Paso del Norte Bridge.
And you know what makes it even weirder is that the right-wingers in particular, and the left to some extent, but the right-wingers have to make it sound as though all hell's breaking loose and there's no evidence of it.
I don't see it either.
I mean, it's hard to tell because some of the stuff is file footage and you're not exactly sure.
Well, we could be buffaloed, but I've just found this whole thing peculiar.
I agree with you.
I'm not seeing it.
I'm hearing a lot of noise, but I'm not seeing it.
I mean, we've had reports here like, oh, they're going to dump off two and a half thousand Haitians in Fredericksburg.
I'm like, oh, really?
There's some company, international company, has bought this land near the post office.
They're going to put a refugee settlement there.
I'm like, oh, really?
So there's a lot of noise going around, but I'm not seeing any evidence of it.
And I know that we've been talking to city council people.
There's just no evidence of this being true.
And we have Route 87, which comes right up from, you know, ultimately, you know, this is, there definitely in the past have been white vans coming up 87 and hopefully stopping in Kerrville or going to 290 to Austin.
But I am not seeing it.
Something is... Something's amiss.
So let's listen to these clips though.
We're being hoodwinked!
We're being lied to!
Wow, so these clips are dramatized as much as I've heard and this is title 42 delayed one.
Today's the first day since title 42 has ended and we have plenty of updates from the border for you.
First, illegal immigrants are now required to be issued a court date.
A federal judge in Florida made the ruling late last night.
It means that the Biden administration has to stop one of its most controversial border practices.
That's letting illegal immigrants out on parole without court notices.
The federal government says this is needed to reduce the strain on border facilities, which only grew this week with the anticipation of the end of Title 42.
But the judge says the policy is illegal because it doesn't guarantee that the illegal immigrants go through the legally required processing.
If this sounds familiar, that's because the same judge struck down a similar policy by the Biden administration in March.
This current block is only temporary and will expire in 14 days when a hearing is scheduled for the case.
The Biden administration is expected to appeal.
Yeah, so I'm not booking any tickets yet.
I'll bet you this is not resolved yet.
No.
There's no change.
This delay just took place a couple days ago.
Yeah.
And this is not being reported as part of anything because there's a narrative that seems to be set in stone and we're all going to use that.
Again, it's all political.
Every single bit of this and we're all getting spun up over it.
So let's go to part two.
And many are wondering what the situation is actually like at the border.
NTD's Jason Perry is on the ground in El Paso, Texas.
Jason, can you tell us what you've seen so far?
Oh, yeah.
Hello, Steph.
I'm here in El Paso, Texas, next to gate number 42.
Okay, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong.
You have to go, hello, Steph, well, it's pandemonium over here.
No, not the, hello, Steph, how you doing?
Everything's good.
What station was this?
This is your NTD.
Oh, oh, okay.
Jason, can you tell us what you've seen so far?
Hello, Steph.
I'm here in El Paso, Texas, next to gate number 42.
And as far as I can see, I can't really see any illegal immigrants now.
But if you take a look at this video, there was a large group of immigrants who turned themselves in earlier today.
As of Friday afternoon, about 23,400... Hold on a second.
He has to use B-roll.
This is part of the same thing we were both talking about.
He has to use B-roll to show anybody.
There's nobody there!
You know, Tina came back from New York, she had a great time with her daughter, and she came back, she said, you know, I can't believe that this happened to me.
You know, she was anxious to go to New York.
She said, especially who I'm married to, she says, I got there in New York, I was like, oh yeah, there's a million people here, I'm not getting raped and pillaged and thrown on the subway tracks.
The media is spinning everybody up, and I think this is just more of the same.
Well, that's why I went to NTD.
We love them!
This is NTD.
There was a large group of immigrants who turned themselves in earlier today.
As of Friday afternoon, about 23,400 immigrants were in Border Patrol custody, which is slightly lower than earlier in the week, according to a Homeland Security official.
Many of those who turn themselves in here at El Paso go to Sacred Heart Church before they move on to their final destination.
Literally looking at the Sacred Heart Church video, there's no one there.
There's no one on the street, no one in front of the door, there's no one walking around, there's parking spaces.
We visited there earlier today and I talked with a volunteer at the church.
A real mess.
A lot of immigrants everywhere.
We couldn't get in here or anything.
It was awful.
It was real sad to see them here.
Because they didn't have anywhere to go.
And the mayor of El Paso says although he didn't see any big numbers of illegal immigrants coming through El Paso on Friday, he's actually preparing for the unknown.
Now there are reports, and I've seen them, of the Office of Refugee Resettlement and United Nations Refugee Program collecting people and putting them together and getting ready to send them from, I think, Guatemala or something.
And Chinese, by the way.
There's Chinese now trying to come in through the border this way.
We're out of brown people.
It's like, no more brown people want to come.
The Chinese are now lining up.
This is, this whole thing is, it's political.
You know what it reminds me of, especially with these reports?
During the early days of COVID, the network TV showed all these ambulances flying around New York and big lines.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And the, you remember the semi-truck trailers that were refrigerated so they could store the corpses?
The dead, the dead, yep, yep.
And then later, some YouTuber would walk by the same place and they'd say, hey, where is everybody?
And the street vendor's like, there ain't nobody here!
So, okay, so let's go to the last- this last one's kind of funny because- Wait, wait, you mean we're living in a simulation?
All of it is bullcrap?
No.
This doesn't mean it's a simulation.
It's the real thing.
Yes.
Bull crap is real.
Ooh, now there's an opening of the show if I ever heard one.
Bull crap is real.
All right.
So here we go.
This is about the Texas Cordon.
This report is very long.
I just cut it down to this.
And I just thought this was amusing.
A special tactical unit of the National Guard deployed to be on that razor wire day and night.
And as the immigrants would cross over, this time they ran face first into that corridor.
They would not move.
They would not let them up the bank.
They would not let them through the wire.
As the migrants would try to drift down the, laterally down the razor wire to look for an opening, the guard and the troopers would just follow them all the way down.
It didn't matter how far they went.
They were not crossing.
Group after group after group slammed itself.
Uh, for 48 hours against this Texas cordon and ultimately were forced to turn around and swim back to Mexico.
Uh, in the two and a half years that I have been watching this, uh, and recording and documenting this mass migration, I have never seen immigrants turned away.
They are always red carpeted right in, but in this case, it took the Texas state government to shut this thing down.
Yeah, I think this is what we deconstructed on the last show, is that these are the wrong kinds of immigrants.
They don't want to vote Democrat, so let Texas send them back.
Yeah, they're Venezuelans.
Yeah, let Texas send them back.
And you're right, and the word is out everywhere.
We heard the news reports in Mexico.
Oh, it's shutting down.
You're done.
You can't get in anymore.
Might as well not try it.
And the Republicans here in Texas?
Right here in Fredericksburg, two and a half thousand Haitians!
Lies, man.
Well, this puts a different light on this clip I have from the South Shore Chicagoans.
Who of course are mainly African American, Latino American, but it's a black neighborhood.
And so they had a rally on the South Shore talking about, now we have to listen to it carefully because I don't think that they have actually dumped the immigrants on their streets yet.
They're talking about it coming and it happening.
And at the very end of this is like an old lady who yells something, which I think may be a clue as to what's going on here.
All these resources that have not come to us, now you want to overly compensate for people who never lived here before and we need to be taken care of first and foremost before anything else happens here.
Why would any leader put our black communities already riddled with crime at further risk by placing unvetted non-taxpayers steps away from our seniors, our children, and our homes we've worked so hard on our own to secure?
We are at war, people.
Our communities are at war.
They are violating our communities, and we asking that we have, we across the country, we asking that we're demanding for Office of Black America, or whatever you want to call it, to deal with issues like this!
I did get placed on the wait list, but I was told that the immigrants were taking priority.
That's a story that a lot of people don't know, and it just, it hurt me.
I'm like, oh, wait a minute.
I understand we need to be humanitarian, but these people are, that my participants are third and fourth generation Chicagoans, born, bred, fed, and raised here.
My grandmother, may her relatives rest in peace, always said, Craig, charity starts at home first, and then it goes abroad.
Politically, having over 500 people in our community will completely wipe out any interest we have.
Will.
Many of these migrants have been dumped in our neighborhoods without a plan in place to monitor and house them long term.
I'm not selling nothing.
Now listen, so first of all, it doesn't sound, the last lady makes it sound like some immigrants have been dumped.
But most of these people are saying, well, 500 are coming.
You know, they're going to be prioritized.
But I don't think it's really happened.
And this last lady says something very interesting.
Long term, I'm not selling nothing.
And I keep telling people, you don't have to move.
If you sell, they're going to come in.
If you don't sell, we got to stand strong.
This is perhaps the oldest trick in the book.
I don't know about the South Shore of Chicago, but this sounds like, it's almost like The Wire Season 1, where freak everybody out, tell them it's gonna be a mess, and they're gonna sell real cheap, and then boom, Jay-Z comes in and builds, you know, condos, luxury condos.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
That's a funny idea.
It happened with the Nets in New York.
That's what Jay-Z did.
It happened in Compton.
Compton's now luxury.
Remember the train station and all that?
Now it's all luxury real estate.
This is the plan, is get the poor people out, flush out the- Suck room.
Suck room.
Flush them out and tell them it's going to suck, it's going to be horrible.
But you can sell to us now, and they come and buy it up real cheap.
Yeah.
This is the oldest trick in the book.
It's horrible.
Wow.
Yeah, that's a good one.
You're from Chicago with the South Shore.
Is it on the shore?
Is it nice?
Could it be nice?
South side of Chicago is all blacks.
There's a kind of a neutral zone in the middle where you have a lot of interesting nightclubs, blues places.
It's lively.
It's where the races mix and then you go further south, it's just all blacks.
Is South Shore on the shore?
South Shore doesn't ring a bell.
I don't know what it means.
Hyde Park?
Is it Hyde Park?
It would be on the shore.
Hyde Park is okay.
It would be on the shore.
South Shore is probably... I don't know.
I haven't been there for probably five or six years.
To me, South Shore... Oh, we could make that totally sound... We could build luxury condos there.
If it's got a view of Lake Michigan, it's definitely a winner.
Dynamite!
Yeah, this sounds like scam to me.
Well, Chicago and scam.
Yeah, right.
So check this out.
There is another opportunity.
Now, as we know, the bankers, they don't care.
They don't care at all of what's going on.
They don't care about sterilizing our kids, because all we need is bodies.
As long as we have more bodies growing in the United States versus China or the EU, which we do, Because of the immigration, we win.
And there is a plan from an unlikely group who would actually like to discuss being part of the United States.
This is an appeal to the Republican Party from a Canadian.
By the way, this is from TikTok.
I'm very sorry about the crappy music.
People, if you're doing stuff on TikTok, don't use music.
It sucks.
This is an appeal to the Republican Party from a Canadian.
Now, I don't care who gets this message, whether it's Donald Trump or Ron DeSantis or anybody in the Republican Party willing to listen, but I think there's an opportunity here that you guys are all overlooking.
You see, there's millions of Canadians right now who feel that they actually live under a tyrannical regime under the Trudeau Liberal Party.
Millions of Canadians feel like this government has stripped us of our rights, our freedoms, our feeling of security, opportunities, and he's created a rift between us that may be irreparable.
Hyper-conservative provinces like Alberta and Saskatchewan have already said that if he wins the next election, they will heavily consider becoming independent free states.
And if those two provinces go, Manitoba will follow and so will the Yukon.
These provinces and territories have more in common with their red state neighbors like Alaska, Montana and North Dakota than they do with the rest of Canada.
These are truly conservative patriotic folk who no longer feel that they have a home in Canada.
I think it might be wise for the Republican Party to think about creating a special visa for Canadians who wish to defect from Canada and become American citizens.
You see right now it's hard for us to do so.
It's easy for us to buy land in the These are people that share your exact beliefs and values.
Let's beat the Democrats at their own game.
If they want to import millions of people, then let's bring in millions of Canadians to America who will always vote Red.
On top of that, if Alberta, Saskatchewan, Yukon and Manitoba become independent free states, these provinces have all the fresh water, lumber, minerals, oil, natural gas.
and the blackest soil you can imagine for farming.
If America were to strike a deal with these independent free states and make them American territories, you'd have millions of new voters who would seamlessly assimilate into red state culture.
Now, I might be dreaming, but I think I'm on to something.
Thank you for listening.
Northern Liberty out.
Don't fucking tread on me.
I think it's a good idea, eh?
It's a great idea.
And why wouldn't they?
I mean, could they actually, can they become independent states?
Can they just... No.
You sure?
I don't know.
Yeah.
Can...Candanavia's weird, man.
They can do all kinds of crazy stuff up there.
They're not doing that.
No.
Well, I can dream.
I would love to have some Candanavians become part of America.
We could have them wear armbands.
The most American of all the provinces, I think, is BC, British Columbia.
And it's very much like Washington and California.
It's like the whole West Coast, just another West Coast state.
A bunch of liberals.
Oh, well, we don't want that, do we, John?
We can't have that.
Oh man.
I just like this idea.
When I think of the Canadian refugees in the school bus with their five kids.
Yeah, it's true, they bought some land in Florida, but they have all kinds of immigration issues.
Can you imagine that?
It's hard for them to bring their adopted kids into America.
They've got all kinds of hassle.
Yet they bought land, they have money.
Yeah, they got money.
They sold their house, they literally told neighbors, take anything you want, we're getting out of here.
Well, with that, happy thought, I'd like to thank you for your courage.
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Whoa!
Whoa, we're going crazy!
I'm trying to count the trolls and you're drowning out everything here.
2177 count on the trolls.
Nice to have your trolls.
That's okay for a Sunday.
Isn't that good for a Sunday?
Are we record trollers again?
No, that actually stinks for a Sunday.
What?! !
Yeah.
Oh, man.
You stinkers.
Sunday should be at least 23-24.
Ah, stinkers, stinkers.
Well, they're all celebrating Mom's Day.
That's why.
That's why.
Mom can be listening to the show.
Well, they should be listening to the show.
What is that sound?
My new sound effect.
Oh, let's hear your pig.
That sounds nothing like a pig.
Eh, it's a pig.
It doesn't sound like a pig.
But it sounds good when it chortles.
Well, the trolls are, um, hopefully they'll switch on now or, hey mom, come over here quick, because you're going to hear something, you're going to hear me say happy Mother's Day to you.
Um, this in the past has been a real dud, Mother's Day, but maybe we'll, we'll be okay today.
You know, the COVID moms did keep the families together.
People got a whole new respect and love for moms.
Thank goodness.
We get half as much donations on Mother's Day And today would be no exception.
Then we did during COVID, the two years of COVID, Mother's Day was really, you know.
It was through the roof.
People love their moms.
It was through the roof because they love their moms.
Then now it's like, eh.
Yeah, mom.
It's unbelievable how fickle this audience is.
I think it's universal.
I don't think it's just our audience.
I think it's universal.
Moms are... It probably is universal.
Moms are under attack.
Our audience is reflective of the universality of it all.
Moms are under attack.
This is no good.
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Google, please.
Amazon, really?
Are there still people using the Amazon podcast app?
Go to podcastapps.com.
There is one?
Yeah, there is.
PodcastApps.com, and there's a whole bunch of cool apps that have over 25 new features.
It's compatible with all your old podcasts that you listen to, no problem.
You can import them easily.
But you do get the troll room features with the live stream, and more and more podcasts are now, this is a new format that we've been pioneering for over 15 years, and people like it.
Record live to tape, we got live feedback, you got a troll room, it's a beautiful thing.
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It's the most censored and blocked Mastodon instance in the Fediverse, and we're proud of it!
You sure we're the most?
We're up there!
We're on the OG list of KKK Nazi quadroons and Freeze Peach.
Freeze Peach.
We were early.
We were early in the block list.
And those lists just get copied over and over.
Hey, why'd you block us?
I don't know, man.
They're just too lazy to do their own.
Yeah, no, they're on a list.
We'll just copy that list.
No, you know the number one reason people block us?
Sysadmin doesn't have speech rules.
Yeah.
Yeah.
If you have to post your, your, your, your content moderation policy.
We could do, let me write one up.
Oh God.
Okay.
Write one up.
I'll post it.
Okay.
What are you, what's going to be?
You'll see.
It's going to, it's going to be worse than ever.
We'll get it out, we'll be double listed.
Perfect, okay, I look forward to that.
So you can follow Adam at knowagenthesocial.com, John C. Dvorak at knowagenthesocial.com.
It is the community, so we have 10,000 slots, that's kind of it.
If you can't follow us or follow someone from the Mastodon instance you're on, get a better one or set one up yourself.
It's like five bucks a month, you can do it yourself, it's not that hard.
And part of our value for value proposition, which of course is the only way a free speech podcast can survive, since advertising is out of the question, since we don't have moderation policies and a feedback loop with advertisers, you know, an influence council.
We don't have any of that.
Is it a council?
Yeah, it's by having the listeners become producers, and we've honored them as such for the lifetime of the show.
We're working on our second decade here, and it can come in many ways.
Time, talent, or treasure.
We'll get to the treasure in a moment, but one of the time and talent is art that is done by our very talented artists.
Some of them have gone on to get high-paying jobs for doing artwork that is very similar to what they're doing for our show.
It helps the show.
We have art that just pops whenever you open up a podcast, like, whoa, what is this?
Oh, this is the NOAH Agenda Show.
I can see it right there.
It's something new.
There's a new, there must be something happening.
It's a new episode.
It works for us and we're very happy with it and very proud of the work they do and extremely thankful to Dirty Jersey Whore, who brought us the artwork for episode 1554.
We titled that The Verger, which is the hooded ghoul from The Coronation.
They still haven't really given us a good explanation about what the Verger was doing or what a Verger does.
You know, looking back on it, I'm thinking it was a goof.
Just like a joke?
There was some guy, they did this, some joker did this on purpose as a joke, as a gag.
It's the only explanation.
Hmm.
Possible.
Possible.
I mean, it was beautifully timed.
There's some joker on the staff.
The royal staff has to have at least two or three of these clowns.
They're just like the goofs.
Do you mean a jester?
Yeah, a jester.
Not a joker, a jester.
Okay, I'll take that as an explanation.
Yeah.
But who set it up?
Was it Camilla?
Who said, hey, this will be funny?
It had to be more than one person involved because there had to be a cue.
A cabal?
No, there had to be a cue to get him to walk when the camera was looking at the whole scene.
It couldn't just be any old time walking across there.
So it had to be part of a conspiracy.
I like the concept.
I think it's okay.
Okay, Bill, go!
Go, go, go, go, go!
I like it.
Cue the verger!
Cue the ghoul!
You can just see it in the BBC talk.
Okay, lovely pullback.
Yes, okay, the royals have left.
All right, cue the ghoul!
Cue the ghoul!
You never know.
It's something we would have come up with.
Definitely.
Dirty Jersey Whore brought us the artwork for 1554.
Now there were multiple pieces that were interesting to us.
There was a number of pieces that were in competition.
This wasn't like last week, last show.
No, and I'll say it right off the bat, the biggest competitor was Chad Marbet with Hidden Mouth.
Which was a very cool piece.
An evergreen.
It's also in the evergreens, we checked.
It had a lot in there.
It had media deconstruction.
It had bugs for eating bugs.
It had a piece of macaroni for macaroni and cheese.
It had a fist hitting a mouth.
It was pretty.
And we liked it.
It also had a couple of things I'm just noticing.
It also had chemtrails.
Oh, where's the chemtrails?
Oh yeah, right.
Oh goodness, I hadn't even seen that.
And a drone.
I mean, it's chock full.
And a bomb that the drone dropped.
It's chock full.
It's got a foam finger number one.
I'm seeing that as well.
Got a foam finger number one, ITM.
All-seeing eye, a 33.
What were we thinking?
Well, this is a good piece.
This piece will be used.
Yes, definitely.
Because this evergreen can be used anytime.
Now, in competition with that was Nico Syme's non-binary gender fluid.
Which, you know, was playing on an older, we've discussed this, it looked like transmission fluid, but there was something off about this that we couldn't, it was something maybe the colors were bland or washed out or too pastel-y, if that's a word.
It just didn't have the look.
It didn't have the X-factor.
It didn't have IT.
And I kind of liked the new Mao by Madline.
By the way, you can follow along on noagendaartgenerator.com.
We looked briefly at the Amygdala Shrinkers, which was also Dirty Jersey Whore.
I got a kick out of Matthew Drobko's vomit bag, but it's kind of disgusting.
And then what we did not understand was Capitalist's agenda with Trump as a orange slice.
Or something, simpler squeeze, Kepler's Agenda, an orange slice, and there's an orange slice in a bottle?
Or a can?
A can, well that was, and it's titled Kickable Can, but it just didn't make sense.
I don't get it, I didn't get it.
What the hell he's trying to get at here?
We got a Fruits and Veggies, which was the Balance of Nature bottles, but it should have said Supervite, if you want, that might have been funnier.
What else was there?
There's a lot of stuff.
I have to say they really came with some creative ideas but and then we picked one that's kind of, you know, not the artsiest piece but it's just funny because we did talk about these things and we got a kick.
This piece had a sense of humor to it.
I met Leah yesterday at the meetup and she says, you know, And she's a mom, or she has twins, who are now I think four.
I think she was at the Bastrop meetup.
Somehow she, when they were two, she was able to hand them off to somebody.
And she said, you know, I've done a couple of pieces of artwork.
Have we ever chosen them?
She says, no.
Have we criticized them?
Yeah.
You know what she does?
She's an animator for link letter films.
She's like a high-end professional.
Wow.
And she gave me some cards with a couple of $2 bills in it.
Just nice cards.
She's very talented.
You know, Brunetti gave me a $2 bill to send to you.
What's this going on here?
Well, that's because of a synonymous of Dogpatch and Lower Slobovia.
It's become a thing.
People are buying $2 bills or getting them from the bank.
They're circulating.
They like it.
Dogpatch's email or his donation note struck a chord.
That's him, man.
It's our thing now.
We own the $2 bill.
Yeah.
Sounds right.
So thank you very much.
Wow, I'd buy it.
What, the $2 bill?
No, I'm talking about the art.
Oh, yes.
So what does she think about our art picking capability?
No, she thinks we're spot on.
Thinks we're great.
Of course.
But, you know, it's just interesting that we're so discerning that we, you know, we even pass over pros who are getting paid to do this stuff.
No, we picked the, yeah.
Well, that's typical.
That's what art directors do.
And our author, who used these, our quotes, wow, and I'd buy it, in his book, Andrew, what am I saying?
Sir Andrew?
What's his name?
R. Andrew Jones.
Yes, Andrew Jones.
And the bestseller, instant bestseller.
And five stars.
I mean, it had all of it.
This is a case of maybe it wasn't the most intricate art, but we laughed a lot.
We literally laughed.
We couldn't help but laugh when we saw this.
Wouldn't you say?
Let me say this is first place for what?
Yeah, that's not even a thing we suggested, but it was funny.
So that works and it worked.
And we as art directors of the show, we picked you, we love you for it.
Thank you very much, Dirty Jersey Whore, we appreciate you so much.
And of course the work of all of the talented artists who submitted their work and are doing it again.
I can see, you know, people already filling up the noagendaartgenerator.com with mom's artwork and we really appreciate it.
Now on to our executive and associate executive producers who really keep the train rolling.
We appreciate you so much as well, and these are real titles.
This is not some phony baloney Hollywood stuff.
We'll vouch for you, even.
I want to kick it off with a $1,000 check, which we received from Cynthia Cabrera.
This was handed to me at the meetup.
I did not, it was an envelope, and I didn't open it until I got home.
So I feel like, wow, I mean, I should have been hugging her tighter.
And she has a note, which I will share.
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It's been an amazing year and I'm so blessed and so lucky to work at a great place with great people.
We've been fighting in the state to ensure hemp-derived cannabinoids stay legal, but we're happy to do it.
Veterans who desperately want to get off the opioids they are constantly prescribed have been some of our biggest advocates.
I'll bet, I love that.
No Agenda exposes the truth and we try to do the same.
My job keeps me busy, but I tune in when I can and appreciate the value I receive.
So, my so-happy-to-be-in-Texas gift is this donation for the show and 20% off for No Agenda listeners if they use the code NOAGENDA at hometownherocbd.com.
Hometownherocbd.com.
All the best from Cynthia.
Thank you very much, Cynthia, and please let us know if you'd like a daming and a dame name and all that because we're happy to do that.
Yeah, that would be useful.
Well, maybe she doesn't want it, but... No, she wants it.
We appreciate it very, very much.
Thank you so much.
Onward with Robert Platt in Westerville, Ohio.
John and Adam, and it's $384.
John and Adam, thanks for all you do.
With recession looming and tech company layoffs, could I please get a Jobs Karma for my students?
Most definitely.
Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs.
Let's vote for jobs!
Karma.
Denny Rudolph is in Denver, Pennsylvania.
Interesting.
$360.06.
That seems like small boobs, in a way, with a three.
Switcheroo, though, he says, from my smoking hot wife, Lori.
Happy Mother's Day, hon.
He says, please play Don't Eat Me Bojiden and call out my brother Dave is a douchebag.
Douchebag!
Okay, happy to do that.
And I actually have that jingle for you.
Oops, here we go.
Don't eat me, Joe Biden!
Oh, this is a sad one.
It's a different one.
It's a sad one.
I like that.
Hold on.
I have the other one.
I kind of like that.
How'd this one?
Don't eat me, Bojart, and you're scary.
So scary.
Both winners.
Beautiful.
Sir Rotorhead's a winner and he's an Anthem Arizona 333.33.
Gentlemen, I was sitting in class for a new airline yesterday.
Interesting.
When they went over the penalties for breaking a TSA rule.
$33,333 for a company infraction and $13,333 for the pilot.
Wow.
I knew it was time to donate.
Excellent.
Sir Rotorhead, P.S.
I just noticed this makes me a baronet and you're on the list.
No jingles, no karma.
Outstanding.
So I guess he's a helicopter pilot.
Sounds like it.
I have another on-the-spot donation from the Meetup.
$333.33 from Dame Sarah and Sir Marcus.
Thank you so much, Adam and John.
Please call out Zach P. And Sharon.
As douchebags.
Our best, Dame Sarah and Sir Marcus.
And we got that.
Thank you very much.
That was very kind of you.
On-the-spot donation.
M. Z. Meyer in New Rockford, North Dakota.
Forementioned.
333-33.
ITM John and Adam, a de-douching would be appreciated.
You've been de-douched.
I'm donating today in honor of my mom, but because she will not listen to this show.
I'd like to credit the donation to my dad, Preston, who hit me in the mouth in the summer of 2021.
I'd also like to call out Jeremiah as a douchebag.
I'd also like to thank you both for being the light in the dark.
Your humor and optimism in the face of such evil is an inspiration to all of Gitmo Nation.
God bless you both.
Listen to that horn for jingles and some goat karma for all the mothers out there would be appreciated.
Apologies for the long note.
Yes, MZ.
Oh my God!
Woo!
Listen to that horn!
You've got... karma.
Broken toes!
From Apache Junction, Arizona, 33333.
Broken toes!
No note!
So you get a double up karma.
You've got karma.
Sir Mike of Katy, Texas.
333.33.
Should have met at the meetup.
Switcheroo.
Happy Mother's Day to the Switcheroo.
Happy Mother's Day to Dame Becky of the Katy Prairie.
This is to start Becky Chinnies.
Oh, this is the Kinnies.
The Kinnies.
The Kinnies, yes.
Yes, the Kinnies.
Dame Becky of the Great Prairie on her voyage to Baronetess.
Please, no jingles, no karma song.
Sincerely, Sir Mike of the Great Katy Prairie.
P.S.
If A.I.
is combined with autonomous driving vehicles, and I buy a car thus equipped, and the A.I.
learns my driving habits, who will get the tickets?
I don't know.
No one.
Your laptop, because you'll be running it on your Pixel.
Another 333.33 from Tim Madsen in Hackettstown, New Jersey, D.C.
Dear John and Adam, thank you for your courage.
I humbly request jobs karma for both my keeper and myself.
From Tim and Dom.
Oops.
Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs.
Let's vote for jobs!
I just gotta say it again, John.
At the meetup yesterday, so many moms in particular came up and said, thank you so much for, you know, found you during COVID.
Thank you so much.
And the reason why they feel that we saved their sanity was because of our humor.
That's the, and one, one, actually Alex, one guy, he said, he said that he got COVID and it was real bad.
And, uh, he said because of his weight, you know, he had, he basically had bronchitis.
Uh, they wanted to put them on ventilators and all kinds of stuff.
And he said, I think I'm really alive because I heard, you know, what, what you were hearing, what we were, we're not giving any advice, but we were hearing from ventilator operators.
And ventilator operators, boots on the ground from the meetup in Vegas.
Uh, and he said, so I decided not to, Go with the hospital protocol, he says, I think I'm alive because of that.
Phenomenal.
Probably.
Yeah.
It's like, whoa, okay, bro.
I'm happy you're alive, too.
Chris Williams in Tunnel Hill, Illinois, 333.
I was hit in the mouth by my son during the plandemic and have been an avid listener ever since.
Please de-douche me.
You've been de-douched.
This donation is in honor of said son, who's a douchebag.
Douchebag.
And the children's book he just launched on Kickstarter about heaven, inspired by his time as a firefighter.
If any No Agenda listeners would like to support a book for kids about grief and hope, where a spouse wasn't intentionally harmed, You can check it out on Kickstarter by searching The Great Unknown.
No jingles, no karma.
Keep seeking the truth.
Thank you for your courage.
God bless.
Oh, thank you.
God bless to you.
Phil Barrett is in Brentwood, Tennessee.
333 switcheroo.
Give Christy Barrett the credit towards her damehood.
We shall do so.
A lot of switcheroos today.
Of course, that's for the moms.
In the morning to you, John and Adam.
In the morning.
Please give a special No Agenda Mother's Day shout-out to my smokin' hot wife, forever keeper, and future dame of Seven Springs Farm, Christy Barnett.
Hello, Christy.
Christy hit me in the mouth.
Oh.
Oh.
She hit him in the mouth.
After hearing you on Glenn Beck, and we've never... Whoa!
Glenn Beck!
Glenn Beck donation.
I'm going on the 23rd.
The 23rd.
Uh, and we've never looked back.
She's since hid our two beautiful human resources in the mouth.
The family that prays together, listens to no agenda together, stays together.
Great seeing you, Adam, at the recent Nashville meetup.
Please de-douche me, or de-juicebag me, as Christie puts it.
You've been de-douched.
And could we get a little chemtrails and shut up already, it's science.
Keep up the fight, Phil of Seven Springs Farm.
Chemtrails.
Shut up already, it's science.
Classic, classic, classic.
Onward with Matthew Morgan and Anna Illinois.
Switcheroo, another one.
This donation is the credit of Travis Kale, a talented BI Systems architect, to commemorate the 25 years of value he has provided to our company.
Wow.
This is weird.
No, it's beautiful.
What do you mean?
It's not weird.
It's nice.
The best factory maintenance service provider in the universe.
The whole company is probably listening.
BI Systems architect.
So we're talking about BI Systems.
Okay.
Yeah.
That's it.
That's it.
Well, I'm telling you, companies listen together.
And you know the companies that listen together are successful.
No one ever went broke listening to the No Agenda Show.
That's right.
That's a quote if I ever heard one.
We are at Josh Cox from Austin, Texas.
333.
This is for Cheryl Cox, the best damn mother in the universe.
Can we get a George Bush?
Don't send your blankets or water, just send your cash.
Happy Mother's Day!
I know a lot of people want to send blankets or water.
Just send your cash.
You got it.
John Buell in Vista, California 2606.
Switcheroo, another one.
This donation is for Jamie Buell from Vista, California.
ITM gentlemen, my smoking hot wife and homeschooling mother of our two human resources has been too selfishly busy to claim her damehood.
By my calculation, she reached damehood nine months ago, which is symbolic since that is how long it takes to become a mom.
As always, she has been the rock in our family.
She's always looking out for our health, hearts, and tirelessly educating us all.
As busy as it is, she never forgets to reward value for value by making sure to set aside a monthly donation for the values we receive from the greatest podcasts in the universe.
I figure there's no better way to Or no better day to get her recognition she deserves as a mom as well as a dame of the No Agenda Show.
Please knight her, Dame Liberty Mom of Homestead Studies in Commie-fornia.
She would like kombucha and kettle chips at the round table.
I would like to make some commentary about this.
Okay, first of all she sounds like a great mom.
She sounds like a great mom, it's not going to help her to be drinking kombucha.
Yes, you're not a fan of the cum.
Well, you know, the great microbiologist that used to teach at Evergreen up in Washington, who is now a freelancer, says the problem with kombucha is you don't know what's in it.
It could kill you.
Well, I don't know that it killed anybody, but it could give you all kinds of issues.
And most kombucha now is just vinegar water.
They don't even give you real kombucha.
It's because the mother that grows in it is a combination of weird stuff that is not reproducible.
It's a real problem.
Oh, you mean you can't reproduce it with accuracy?
Right, yeah, every kombucha's gonna be a little different and it's gonna be who knows where it's headed.
Those are not friendly bacteria, necessarily.
You know what you should do?
You should consider writing a book about this.
You know, I was gonna do a book on vinegar.
I think I'll go back to that.
You got a whole publishing company there now, you might as well.
Yeah, might as well.
Isn't your publisher up your ass about it?
Mont Sweeney, Associate Executive Producership for Mont.
23511.
John and Adam, thank you for enlightening me over the last couple of years.
You guys are the tits!
Not my favorite term.
When and where is the meetup in OKC?
Well, they have meetups all the time.
Go to noagendameetups.com.
And he says, with this donation, I'd like to de-douche Pastor Mike.
You've been de-douched.
And he ends up by saying, keep being sassy.
Mont.
Thank you, Mont.
Douglas Schneider in Austin.
222, please.
Quick de-douche, please.
You've been de-douched.
This producership is a Mother's Day gift to my beautiful mother, Roxanne.
She's a no-agenda nut.
And listens to every episode from start to finish at 1x speed.
Nice!
I love her dearly.
Happy Mother's Day, Mom.
2x Karma.
That will be a double up.
Happy to do it for Mom.
You've got... Karma.
We go to... Seth Griffin.
Smithville, Texas.
The Texans are out.
Also a row of ducks.
2-2-2.
Please accept this donation of $222.
I'd like to thank both of you for the many years of Value for Value, though I no longer listen or agree with the show.
What?
Listen to this.
Please accept this donation of $2.22.
I'd like to thank you both for the many years of value for value, though I no longer listen to or agree with the show.
Please give me a man overboard and accept my rescinding of my knighthood.
Man overboard!
Wow.
Well, we accept.
Maybe he wrote this note.
I got a note.
Maybe he wrote this note.
I got a note, an email.
From Seth?
Well, it didn't say that.
It had a pseudonym, cc555.
There's some email feedback.
You ready?
Yeah.
Your end of show or beginning of show rapper sounds like shit!
As a 65-year-old white man, I get how your MTV days would make you think he sounds good.
But please remember, you are a 65-year-old white cracker, and your old partner is 70.
Let John beg for donations like the proper Jew he is, and you stick to listening to your voice.
The show is dog water lately.
Makes me glad a war is on the horizon.
You aren't even good at it anymore.
Anyone with a gay frog could predict your words.
And Tina the Keeper is even worse.
Glad you love the sound of your voice, or else you might get discouraged.
Enjoy the bugs!
I wonder what bugs are up his ass.
I don't know, but maybe it's Seth here, with his man overboard and rescinding his knighthood.
This is weird.
I wonder what we did that would piss these guys off.
Oh, probably, no, you know what, it's the Ukraine thing.
Yeah, it must be the Ukraine thing.
Yeah, the Ukraine, we have a lot of, we lost a lot of listeners because we're anti-war.
Yeah, it's so, it's so odd.
Well, a lot of people are, you know.
We're buying anything.
Yeah, well at least we stick to our guns.
Dan, meanwhile, in Cold Spring Minnesota nuts is not the same.
He gave us 200 bucks with a switcheroo donation.
Another one, another switcheroo.
Please make a note.
Yes, got it.
For his hot wife, smoking hot wife, Ami Lynn.
Please de-douche her.
You've been de-douched.
And please send her job karma as she begins her new career as her own boss.
And no, Mr. Curry, she is not a flight instructor or a stripper.
Where did that come from?
My flight instructor is Amy Lynn.
Um, and, uh, you know, Tina was always, it turns out, Tina was a little wary of my having a female flight instructor named Amy Lynn.
And she thought, you know, Amy Lynn is like, this is going to be some stripper-like... Stripper.
It's a stripper name.
And now on the stage, Amy Lynn!
Give it up!
Give it up for Amy Lynn!
Happy Mother's Day, Amy, he continues.
Thank you, gents.
Yes, here... Please give my mom some health karma and some job karma.
No, wait.
Job karma.
She's a de-douche and you did that.
We did that.
And job karma, yes.
Job karma for us.
New job as a stripper.
No, she's not a stripper.
Sutton Subsea Consulting.
I'll do it.
Let me do it.
Sutton Subsea Consulting in Durango, Colorado.
Thank you.
From now on, you're it.
You do all the company name donations.
But this is a switcheroo $200 for mother crypto granny.
Woo!
Crypto granny lives in Bangkok.
How about that?
Crypto Granny.
Probably from all that Bitcoin money.
She introduced me to KnowAgenda over two years ago and I realized I never sent a donation.
Here it is.
Please give my mom some health karma and some jobs karma for me.
I'll be happy to combine that for you with a goat.
Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs.
Let's vote for jobs.
Karma.
Mark Adney wraps up our Associate Executive Producers from Arlington, Texas.
And he says, Adam, it was a pleasure meeting you.
After leaving, I thought the fistful of singles was not adequate to show the value I'd received from you and John.
This is not either.
It's 200 bucks.
But it's a step in the right direction.
Producers, get to a meetup.
They're full of wonderful people, fantastic conversations, and not a douchebag in sight.
Mark is actually the owner and operator of Artisan Glass Designers.
Hit it, John.
Artists and glass designers in Arlington, Texas.
That was a very nice guy.
We had a nice chat yesterday.
He did give me a fistful of singles.
There's a couple more donations that we will be mentioning.
We'll do a second segment today because we do have a number of 50s and we got some other stuff to do.
So we have some, and we do have some things we need to discuss on the show.
So the people, let's see who stuck with us here and see what did we lose?
Oh, it's only like, like 150 left or so.
Very good, people!
Thank you to these executive and associate executive producers.
We appreciate, extremely appreciate what you've done by supporting the show.
And these titles are real.
You can use them anywhere where titles are appropriate and credits are appropriate.
You can put them on IMDb, which if you want to see Dana Brunetti there, he's there.
All kinds of Hollywood bigwigs put their No Agenda credits there.
In fact, who was telling me yesterday That someone named Dan, there was some movie and they were looking at the producers, they looked up some of the actors and the credits of this movie and they didn't give me the last name, but some Dan had listed on his IMDB producer of the No Agenda Show with some specific episode.
I mean, it's insane.
The amount of high rolling bigwigs who listen to this show and support it, it's just crazy.
That's why we're the best podcast in the universe.
Want to be an executive, an associate executive producer?
Go here!
And again, thank you all for supporting us here for episode 1555!
Our formula is this.
We go out, we hit people in the mouth.
Order!
Order!
Shut up, brain!
and so it was actually a note that came in there's two notes that came in and i'll mention this one from tony helfts in fort worth texas so We'll be mentioning Tony later in the second segment, donation segment, 133.33.
And it was a typewritten note which reminded me of the notes my grandfather used to write on his, it would be on index cards, on his Corona typewriter, writing letters to senators and stuff like that.
In the morning, John Adam, I know you don't read these notes on the air, but I had to write and tell you after listening to episodes 1551 and 1552, I felt some value was in order.
Your deconstructions of the trans Maoist movement have been spot on.
I agree with you that the overabundant use of phones has contributed to the surge of this movement.
During the COVID lockdowns, people were starved for social interaction and turned to social media for comfort.
This led to the reassurance that they were okay and safe.
I was a teacher for a few years.
I know the parents count on schools as free daycare.
You would be amazed at the number of students that came to school with all types of illnesses because their parents could or would not take a day off work to care for them at home.
Parents who don't follow up on what their children are reading at school, who their friends are, or if they are even going home after school.
COVID forced parents to spend time with their children and didn't even know what to do with them, so they released them to technology and babysitting.
And as a part of the Trans Maoist segment for today's show, we have gotten a number of very, very interesting notes, including, let me see, we have this.
I can introduce the segment with a clip from talk.
A clip from Talk, a tick from the Talk.
Talk to the Talk.
I like it.
Now here's the, this was like the creepiest looking guy in the world.
I don't know what his pronouns were.
Uh, it's pronouns.
And he's telling us about transphobia.
In other words, if you like women, And you don't like trans women?
You're phobic.
It's just that simple.
Oh!
Alright, I will assume that you asked this question in a way that you really want to learn.
So, I will explain all the ways that it is okay.
Let's say that you're attracted to women.
Well, if you're attracted to women, then you're attracted to cis women, trans women without bottom surgery, and trans women with bottom surgery.
If you're attracted to...
Um, VJ, then you could be attracted to a cis woman, a trans man without bottom surgery, a trans woman with bottom surgery, or a non-binary person which, depending on their assigned gender at birth, having or not having had the surgery.
But it is that exclusion that makes it transphobic.
So, if you say that you like women and you like VJ, then that would mean that you are attracted to cis women and trans women who have had bottom surgery.
It is just that exclusion that makes it transphobic.
You can have a genital preference, but to exclude trans people is transphobic.
Yeah, you sent me this clip, and the person in question was very unattractive.
Like, black eye makeup.
Oh, it was terrible.
This person looks like a nightmare.
To make it short, what is happening here is we are going after the wrong enemy.
Politics, and in particular communist, Marxist, Maoist politicians, are fighting the Christofascists, as they're known.
So that's left and right, and that's what everyone's getting all wrapped up in.
But really, both sides of the debate are kind of not on the same page, but in the same book.
Because there is a general agreement, and I've gotten several notes from older people who have transitioned, who are saying, you know, we don't really want to be medically transitioning children, but we find that parents who don't allow their children to have the freedom to explore their sexuality, that's what harmed me, and I feel like I got gypped throughout my youth.
To which I say, yeah, okay, but there's also parents who don't feed their children right, don't pay attention to them at all.
There's no father in the home.
As expressed in the previous letter that you just read.
Correct.
So there's a lot of issues and what has happened is the pharmaceutical industry, medical pharmaceutical industry, has jumped in and has captured our children.
So we're fighting the wrong enemy.
And the enemy truly is the snake, the serpent.
You know, go look at the medical symbol, you know, the snake, the serpent.
And in fact, we were warned about this.
This is something I only recently discovered, even though I thought I had seen this speech.
You probably all know the speech from President Eisenhower about the military-industrial complex.
Famous speech.
It is used today.
We've discussed it.
We've played it many times.
But he also had a second part in this goodbye speech that he made.
And just listen to this.
Akin to and largely responsible for the sweeping changes in our industrial military posture has been the technological revolution during recent decades.
In this revolution, research has become central.
It also becomes more formalized, complex, and costly.
A steadily increasing share is conducted for, by, or at the direction of the federal government.
Today, the solitary inventor, tinkering in his shop, has been overshadowed by task forces of scientists in laboratories and testing fields.
In the same fashion, the free university, historically the fountainhead of free ideas and scientific discovery, has experienced a revolution in the conduct of research.
Partly because of the huge costs involved, a government contract becomes virtually a substitute for intellectual curiosity.
For every old blackboard, there are now hundreds of new electronic computers.
The prospect of domination of the nation's scholars by federal employment, project allocations, and the power of money is ever-present and is bravely to be regarded.
Yet in holding scientific research and discovery in respect, as we should, we must also be alert to the equal and opposite danger that public policy could itself become the captive of a scientific technological elite.
And I believe this is completely what's happened.
The scientific, technological elite have taken over, and they want your children.
And I have proof.
This is from another one of our producers.
My daughter had a sports physical in March.
She was 14 years old at the time.
14.
I looked over the paperwork they gave her, as I'm curious about wanting to know what they wanted to know from her.
They ask on one form that the questionnaire be filled out alone in private away from the parents.
She's a minor!
Please see both attached pictures there in the show notes.
We live in Minnesota and went to a, I redacted, the clinic for the visit.
So here is the letter that accompanies this form.
We want to help you be as healthy as possible.
We are here to support you.
As you get older, please answer the questions on the next page.
We ask all teenagers these questions because these topics can affect your health and well-being.
All the questions may not fit you.
You may leave some questions blank if you prefer.
Please answer the questions alone, away from your parents or friends, so you can be as honest as possible.
There's a little bit more there, but the mother continues.
At the end of the physical, the woman, PA, a physician's assistant, told my daughter she needed to do a visual exam of her breasts to make sure they were developing properly.
Have you ever heard of such insanity, John?
No, actually.
My daughter gave her a look of WTF and disgust and then looked at me with uneasy expression.
The doctor said there would not be a physical exam.
I could leave to give her more privacy.
So I declined the exam on my daughter's behalf because of how creepy this all was.
So now she also sends me a picture of the questionnaire that her daughter, 14 year old, was asked to fill out without telling her parents, without showing it to her parents and doing it all alone.
Here we go.
Please feel free to ring your bell if you find something inappropriate for a 14 year old.
In general, are you happy with how things are going for you?
2.
Do you wear a seatbelt in a car?
3.
Do you wear a helmet when you skateboard, bicycle, motorcycle, snowmobile, or use an ATV?
4.
Do you get along with your family?
5.
Do you have at least one adult you can really talk to?
6.
Do you feel safe at school and in your community?
7.
Have you ever felt discriminated against based on race, sex, gender, religion, physical differences, etc.? ?
8.
Do you think you are about the right weight for how tall you are?
9.
Do you ever skip meals, use laxatives, or diet pills, or throw up on purpose to lose weight or to control weight?
10.
Are your grades worse than they used to be?
11.
Do you or anyone you live with have a gun or carry around a gun?
12.
Do you worry about money, a place to live, food, or clothing?
13.
Have you ever wanted to run away from home?
14.
Have you ever been in a gang, now or in the past?
15.
Do you ever hurt or cut yourself on purpose?
16.
Have you ever looked at videos, pictures of naked people or people having sex, porn, or sent or received a text with sexual messages or pictures?
17.
Have you ever had any sex, any kind of sex, with anyone of any gender?
18.
Have you ever had an infection that is spread by having sex, like herpes, gonorrhea, chlamydia, genital warts, pelvic inflammatory disease, HIV, or syphilis?
19.
Have you ever traded sex for money, a place to live, food, or clothing?
20.
Are you or do you wonder if you are gay, lesbian, bisexual, pansexual, asexual, or other?
21.
Do you wonder if you are transgender or gender diverse?
22, have you ever been physically, sexually, or emotionally abused or mistreated by anyone?
23, have you ever thought that you would be better off dead?
24.
Have you ever had any stressful or scary events that still bother you?
In the past year, how many times have you used tobacco, e-cigarettes, vapes, such as Juul, Blue, Views, or Logic, alcohol, marijuana?
Have you ever tried any drugs for fun, curiosity, or coping, such as prescription pills, drugs that you sniff or huff, Salvia, K2, or other illegal drugs?
So obviously, this is not all appropriate for a child!
And I think I incorrectly stated on the last show that it was the American Pediatrics Association.
Now it's the American Psychological Association who are not allowing therapists To do anything but these crazy questionnaires and then right away start prescribing medical transition.
And we have receipts now because some very brave doctors and therapists are coming out, like Erin who risked her own career for even telling us about what evil is in the American Psychology Association.
This is a doctor from the Boston Children's Hospital.
Dr. Laura Edwards-Leeper was the founding psychologist at the first pediatric gender clinic in the United States, Boston Children's Hospital.
But today, Dr. Edwards-Leeper says gender-affirming care has been co-opted.
I do think that it has been hijacked.
People have changed the meaning behind it.
Some providers consider gender-affirming care to be a very fast-moving process to get the child, like, to medical intervention.
The field has gone completely off the rails in many respects.
A remarkable statement, considering she's a world leader in transgender health, is the healthcare community.
I think in many places, yes.
I think we need to reevaluate how we're doing all of this.
too quickly?
I think in many places, yes.
Dr. Erica Anderson agrees.
A clinical psychologist, she was the first transgender president of USPATH and a former board member of WPATH.
I think we need to reevaluate how we're doing all of this.
Do you think we're moving kids and adolescents through this process too quickly?
I do.
In many cases, by some people who are doing work in this area, where they say things like, if a child says they're trans, they're trans.
And I'll afford them the advantage of medicines.
And I think I'm worried that in too many cases that they're not doing a proper evaluation.
Parents have been telling me this for a couple of years.
They come to me and they say, you know, we went to a clinic and in 15-20 minutes they said, well your child is trans and, you know, this is the pathway to hormones.
I've seen this.
Yeah, and in some cases even more deplorably, in my a few, they do this privately with the child and then advise the parents after the session.
Oh, well, we confirmed that your child is trans and we've talked to them about hormones without the parent there.
I do have colleagues who agree with all of this, but they're terrified to say anything.
Ah, there we go.
They're terrified to say anything.
And this is, this is COVID.
This is exactly like COVID.
We're in the same scenario.
We had doctors, remember the two doctors in LA who sat there and said, no, no, no, this is crazy.
We got to calm down.
Ivermectin, hydroxychloroquine, all perfectly valid to use for this.
Those guys, they got wiped off the face of the planet.
Yeah, those guys.
We don't even know where they are, all these doctors.
And remember Ivermectin, Joe Rogan, Ivermectin, he's eating horse pace, what a dope, what a crazy nut job.
And now Ivermectin, as of today, there's a note that says, oh, it may actually be good against cancer.
And it can be used again.
This is what happens and we cannot, and the doctors, they're stuck.
The medical professionals have been captured, they're afraid for their, well not all of them clearly, they're afraid for their jobs.
90% plus of them.
And by the way, we have to assume, there's a lot of them that are very sincere, that they don't see any problem here.
Unfortunately, yes.
And I think that's a big number.
Yeah.
And that is the same, the reason why, when you look at the research, This is, again, just like COVID.
Oh, look at all these papers!
So, you know, one of the assertions is this clearly happened during COVID.
This is when kids were left to the teachers.
The teachers, by the way, who apparently are the genesis of the term kiddo as a gender neutral term.
I know this has been rising, it's been rising for a number of years, but kiddo is really teachers, and the TikTok teachers, you have, this is your assignment, find me some TikTok teachers because they use kiddo.
This kiddo is a gender neutral term.
This is woke speak.
I think that's where it comes from.
A number of people have tried to point similar things out.
But then, you know, is this social contagion?
Oh, no.
Oh, no, no.
Here's the American Academy of Pediatrics.
No, no, no, no, no.
They have the research.
They say, no, this is, here, this is a sex assigned at birth ratio among transgender and gender diverse adolescents in the United States.
Recent descriptive article hypothesized We have to also be on the lookout for sex assigned at birth.
Yes.
Oh, that's another.
You're born a boy or a girl.
You're not assigned.
It's like, well, let's assign this one now.
And I don't know what we're going to do with that one.
Yeah.
These are woke use.
We'll just call you.
These are terminologies used by the.
Yeah.
Yes.
Crappy euphemisms.
That's why gender affirmative care, that's like, that's a red flag.
So now, so the claim is this is social contagion mainly amongst girls, teenage girls, and which has a term rapid onset gender dysphoria.
Oh, yeah.
And so I like that.
Rogged R.O.G.D.
So the American Academy of Pediatrics releases the statement.
Recent descriptive articles hypothesize the existence of a new subtype of gender dysphoria putatively termed rapid onset gender dysphoria.
The R.O.G.D.
The ROGD hypothesis asserts that young people begin to identify as TGD, transgender dysphoric, for the first time as adolescents rather than as pre-pubertal children, and that this identification and subsequent gender dysphoria are the result of social contagion.
This hypothesis further asserts that youth assigned female at birth, Oh!
AFAB.
How about that?
AFAB.
They got acronyms for it.
Are more susceptible to social contagion than those assigned male at birth.
AMAB.
I'm AMAB!
With the result expectation of increasing over representation of TGD AFB LMNOP youth relative to TGD AMAB youth.
Are you following, people?
Of note, this hypothesis was formed solely through the analysis of online parental survey data.
What do those dopes know?
As a subsequently issued correction to the article outlined, ROGD, again, Rapid Onset Gender Dysphoria, is not a formal mental health diagnosis at this time.
Do you see what they're doing here?
They're saying that this is not possible, there's no such thing as ROGD, it's never been classified as a formal mental health diagnosis, because this report did not collect data from the adolescents and the young adults or clinicians and therefore does not validate the phenomenon!
Despite this parent-centered study prompting substantial social and methodological critique in tandem with calls for more robust research studies with samples of TGD adolescents, the notion of ROGD has been used in recent legislative debates, politics, to argue for and subsequently enact policies that prohibit gender-affirming medical care for TGD adolescents.
Notably, all relevant major medical organizations, including the American Academy of Pediatrics, oppose such legislative efforts.
This is bullshit.
This is real.
This is...
These are the experts.
I mean, these are lobbying groups.
But these are the people seen as experts.
They hold their members, who are forced members, medical professionals, their feet to the fire.
Otherwise, you're out.
You're fired.
No more career.
Your practice is gone.
And what did we learn from COVID?
We'll actually have a clip about that in a minute.
But now let's listen to another Boston Children's Hospital doctor who needs to be anonymous, but he spells it out very clearly.
This is really the most serious abandonment of scientific principles.
This doctor is the chief medical director of a large children's health organization in the U.S.
who would only speak to us anonymously for fear of losing his job.
Very reasonable.
Physicians have spoken their mind about this, and they've lost their jobs, even people with tenure.
And you feel that would happen to you?
I'm almost certain of it.
What is concerning to me here is that all dialogue, all reasonable dialogue is stopped.
We are talking about young people.
We're talking about minors.
I am very concerned about what's happening in the field, and I don't think that we're providing good care, and I'm concerned about potential harm being done.
Not intentionally, but I think that providers are not taking a step back and really questioning, why are we seeing these numbers?
And why aren't we looking more closely to get an answer to that?
Instead, we're just powering ahead, you know, with treatment.
And I think that's really problematic.
And so here's NBC News who just parroted the studies.
Social contagion isn't causing more use to be transgender, study finds.
The study, published in Pediatrics, disputes the theory that more adolescents, particularly those assigned female at birth, are identifying as trans due to social influence.
And then it goes on to basically turn into politics, right?
Republicans are assholes.
That's the whole point.
That's why the media is in on this.
Let's hear from some kids.
The detrans supercut.
And this is only about testosterone.
This is not about any sterilization, any hysterectomies, anything like this.
And of course it's from TikTok, so apologies for the shitty music.
These are detransitioning Formerly kids.
The mental health effects of testosterone were profound.
I began experiencing uncontrollable episodes of rage and paranoia where I was a danger to myself and others.
As a detrans woman myself, I can tell you absolutely that testosterone will drive you insane.
You will have all sorts of thoughts and urges and problems that you will not understand, and your doctors will also not understand.
And instead of getting you off the medication, no no no, they'll prescribe you other forms of testosterone, but only the brands that they get kickbacks from.
Testosterone also has mental and emotional effects.
It can cause mood swings and rage, especially as the dose goes up.
But what is interesting is that it also causes euphoria.
This is why people who have just started it report feeling better.
They're on drugs.
At first, I was elated, but my mental health did not improve.
I became more suicidal, more unstable, and the anxiety became debilitating.
Testosterone was never questioned as a contributing factor to my increasing instability.
None of the clinicians in the hospital or outpatient centers ever mentioned testosterone as a possible source for my mysterious symptoms.
Instead, I was prescribed a litany of psychiatric drugs.
This time was so dark that it caused me to question the original promises of a joyful trans life.
I kind of thought, maybe I should stop taking testosterone, but I'd had it so conditioned into me by my doctor and the trans community.
Oh, you don't just stop.
It's really dangerous to just stop.
Turns out, yeah, you can just stop.
Especially in a situation like that, I really should have, but I continue to take it, but in smaller doses.
I was in and out of mental hospitals six times while being affirmed as male and supported in my decision to transition.
I was also diagnosed with complex PTSD and OCD during this time.
And after five years of identifying as transgender, I stopped taking testosterone and began the journey of detransitioning.
My mysterious new mental illness went away soon after and has never returned.
So you've got to wonder if the Nashville shooter was on testosterone.
You don't even have to be on any psychedelic drugs.
Of course she was!
Yes!
This is extremely dangerous and your politicians worldwide are in on this.
They don't even know what they're talking about.
I wonder what's going to happen when these testosterone loaded up psychos Start going after the politicians themselves and start shooting people or the doctor.
On deck.
You did this to me.
On deck.
Bring a gun into the doctor's office and shoot the doctor in the head.
On deck.
That's going to happen.
It's worldwide and it's centrally arranged.
This is Australian Senator Malcolm Roberts.
United Nations World Health Organization's current attempt at child grooming.
This speech is part of my longer essay on this topic published yesterday in The Spectator Online.
The World Health Organisation has orchestrated a framework for health and education policy makers called Standards for a Sexuality Education in Europe.
Only last month, the World Health Organisation tried to expand this agenda worldwide and failed to get the numbers, for now.
Not to be outdone, the UN has a complementary framework called the International Guidance on Sexuality Education.
The World Health Organization and the UN preferred framework demands that sex education begin at birth.
And under the State's guidance.
Not the parents.
In their own words, quote, this framework aims to empower children and young people to develop respectful sexual relationships.
These skills can help children and young people form respectful and healthy relationships with romantic or sexual partners.
By age four, the child will have knowledge of biological reproduction and sexuality sufficient to differentiate between heterosexual and homosexual behaviour and will be taught about consent.
Under four!
By age six, children will be exposed to education on intercourse, masturbation and pornography.
By age nine, these will be actually taught, with the intent of achieving an adult knowledge, with the assumption these nine-year-olds would have had their first sexual encounter.
Well, they will now.
By age 12, the World Health Organization will place all this knowledge into the appropriate political context, thereby destroying our kids' chances of ever having a loving, monogamous relationship.
Children are impressionable and in early formative years can be scarred for life.
Adult sexual content has no place in a child's education in the way these monsters propose.
It's time to get out of the pervert's paradise that the UN and its agencies have become.
It's the same people that brought you COVID, the same people who brought you the vaccines that were supposed to be safe and effective and just factually weren't.
Perverts Paradise.
I know the guys.
Is that a possible show title?
No.
So, we have to take control of what's going on with our children.
And I'm not blaming anyone specifically in education, because the teachers, they're in the same boat.
They're all in the same boat.
Don't you dare go against the, you know, unless it's not even IDL, you can't go against these things.
You're the feedback mechanism to Big Pharma.
Oh, Johnny's meds aren't, we all got to up the meds.
We have to understand the enemy is the big pharma system.
It can't be discussed on television.
We know why.
Because they are the biggest advertisers.
It's not going to be discussed on television.
And everything else is just politics.
And there's certainly Democrats who see this as a good thing.
There's certainly Democrats on television like MSNBC, like we discussed earlier, who believe in socialism.
And there's no individual And this is going to result in a Maoist type society and you've got girls in particular jacked up on testosterone and they just like with Mao although I don't know if they had testosterone back then but they the same social contagion got them to beat up teachers and parents and we can head that way again I like your theory of you know possibly going to shoot doctors so It's bound to happen.
Testosterone, which is a steroid, males are kind of, you're raised with it as a male, and you're very functional with it, and you need it.
But if you go with anabolic, just straight up steroids, and you get all pumped up, you can have what's called ROID RAGE.
ROID RAGE, that's right!
And that's what's happening with these girls who are given testosterone, which is a steroid, they're having ROID RAGE, they don't understand it, and they're gonna shoot some doctors.
Whoa, I hadn't even considered that one.
So, in a way, the way Americans stand up is we vote with our dollars and our feet, so it may be helpful.
There's Bud Light, which has now affected Anheuser-Busch, IMBEV, even the people working at the brewery Are saying, you know, we agree with this.
We hate our company right now.
I have emails from them.
You know, even the, it's on both sides.
You can't win with people who don't like this, but you know, Anheuser-Busch has been trying to backpedal and now the trans community is saying, oh, he didn't stand up for us.
So, you know, Bud Light and Anheuser-Busch are in real financial trouble and Target is next.
Where their pride reigns.
People are boycotting Target.
They're going to Bud Light their ass.
So that does help, but the real problem is Big Pharma.
And to prove my point here is we're just going to go to COVID.
This is a very brave Canadian doctor, Charles Hough, and he deconstructs a study, which is also in the show notes, and the truth about the COVID vaccines.
This new type of vaccine turned out to be a complete failure.
In fact, what they had created was not a vaccine, but an anti-vaccine.
Do you remember that we were told that the way out of this pandemic was to get everyone vaccinated?
That was what was going to keep us safe.
But what I want to show you next was that literally what has happened to Canada Is exactly what happened to those laboratory animals that were tested with the vaccine against the very first SARS virus.
That so-called vaccine ended up working as an anti-vaccine and made them more vulnerable to the disease than if they had not been vaccinated.
This is a very important study that came out a few months ago from Cleveland, Ohio.
This was a study done on healthcare workers.
51,000 healthcare workers that had had various numbers of COVID injections.
This is two bar graphs.
The one on the left is a bar graph with four bars showing, again, the number of vaccine doses.
The graph on the left, those columns are people in hospital.
The graph on the right is people in ICU.
Just for the sake of time and simplicity, let's look at the one of ICU, the graph on the right.
You can see the people that had zero doses, in other words, the unvaccinated, there were absolutely none of them in ICU.
Zero.
Of the people that had one shot, very few in ICU.
And literally the more shots they had, the more likely they would end up in ICU.
It was an exact linear relationship.
The more accumulated damage to your immune system from these boosters, the more harm that you would have from this disease.
Remember the mink, people.
The canary in the coal mine.
Remember the mink.
I want to, since I played that COVID clip, I have a COVID supercut.
Oh, good.
Oh, yes.
I'm glad you got this.
I didn't get this one.
It's a little long, but it's really good.
And it has everybody in it, all the creeps.
This is considered the first of a series they're going to do of the media.
This is the media doing the bidding of the pharmaceutical industry, pharmaceutical industry creeps.
And here's the media lecturing us on and on and on about as soon as this vax came out and why.
I think this probably spanned about a three month period and here we go.
You are the unvaccinated.
You are the problem.
It is the unvaccinated who are the problem.
Period.
End of story.
The only people that you can blame.
The only people you can blame.
This isn't shaming.
This is the truth.
Maybe they should be shamed.
But the unvaccinated.
It's time to start blaming the unvaccinated folks, not the regular folks.
Anyone you came into contact with will blame you, as will the rest of us who have done the right thing by getting vaccinated.
Because frankly, we know that we can't trust the unvaccinated.
I think it's time to get our moral house in order, Anderson.
It's the unvaccinated who are the threat.
All of us vaccinated folks are going to start wearing masks to protect the unvaccinated folks.
It's called a Christian value.
You're basically punishing the vaccinated for the sins of the unvaccinated.
People are not behaving honorably.
The unvaccinated are basically saying, well, it's open season for me.
I can do whatever I want as well.
The unvaccinated are basically beating their breasts and running around the country saying, we don't care, we're living free and so forth.
But our patience is wearing thin.
The unvaccinated, a group that includes children and people acting like children.
And the rest of us are starting to get pissed off.
The vaccinated feel the unvaccinated are making me upset or angry.
This is not about freedom or personal choice.
Well, my freedom is being kind of disturbed here.
No, screw your freedom.
The other day, Howard Stern weighed in with a much different approach.
Take a look.
When are we going to stop putting up with the idiots in this country and just say, you know, it's mandatory to get vaccinated?
You're treading on our freedom, and you're making other people sick, and really, you're killing other people.
The anti-vaxxers, they seem to have a thing for death and home remedies.
The anti-maskers turned anti-vaxxers are not just putting their own lives at risk.
If that was the issue, we could just say that we can watch them compete to win place or show in the Darwin Awards.
We have to start doing things for the greater good of society and not for idiots who think that they can do their own research.
And don't get me started on the lunatics who won't take any of the COVID vaccines.
Life is too short to be an ass.
Life is way too short to be ignorant of the promise of something that is helping people worldwide.
Maybe you're doing it because you're disconnected or disorganized.
Maybe you have some sympathetic psychological reasons.
But maybe you're just being antisocial.
Oh, you can't shame them.
You can't call them stupid.
You can't call them silly.
Yes, they are.
Those who are not vaccinated will end up paying the price.
The unvaccinated should be taxed.
They should pay more for health care.
We need to start looking at the choice to remain unvaccinated the same as we look at driving while intoxicated.
We're gonna see, and I've said almost, two types of America.
Dr. Fauci said that if hospitals get any more overcrowded, they're gonna have to make some very tough choices about who gets an ICU bed.
That choice doesn't seem so tough to me.
Vaccinated person having a heart attack?
Yes, come right on in.
We'll take care of you.
Unvaccinated guy who gobbled horse goo?
Rest in peace, Wheezy.
Pointing back to the unvaccinated who are really creating a problem in this country.
Every death that we are seeing from COVID could have been prevented.
Literally, the only people dying are the unvaccinated.
And for those of you spreading misinformation, shame on you.
Shame on you.
I don't know how some of you sleep at night.
So on this Mother's Day, moms, you're not crazy.
Your intuition is correct.
You know what's going on.
You feel it.
So follow your nose, follow, and birthing persons, I'm sorry.
Follow your intuition.
Moms, you know what's right.
And protect your children.
Yay!
I feel so preachy now.
I like the best thing at the end with Chuck Todd.
He's actually shaking his finger at the camera.
Douchebag.
Just let me throw that guy a douche.
Douchebag!
There you go.
Douche at him.
Yeah, douche.
Woohoo!
Alright.
That was rather long.
You got something light to lift us up before we thank some more people here?
Uh, yeah, I do, actually.
No, I knew you would.
This is something we haven't played.
This was, uh... This was never covered in the news, and it was, uh... What news?
They're only talking about each other!
This was never covered in the news, it was during the coronation, and it was kind of the British version of F. Joe Biden, if you remember that.
Yeah, yeah.
Let's go, Brandon.
This is in a soccer game, and this is, you have to look this up, this goes, Save the Coronation at Soccer Game.
And they're chanting, and it's quite funny.
You can look it up, it's from last show.
Are you sure it says save the coronation?
I think it says save the coronation.
Oh, yes.
No, it says soave the coronation.
Close.
Oh, well, she'd say save.
Yeah, and that went on at every single and that went on at every single soccer game.
You can shove the coronation up your arse.
And you know who lives there now?
It's Scott Galloway.
And he was like, this was disgusting.
It was so wrong of people to do that.
The award-winning- Scott Galloway said that?
Yes!
I'll bring you the clip on Thursday.
Oh, my God.
I'm going to show my school by donating to no agenda.
Imagine all the people who could do that.
Oh, yeah, that'd be fun.
Crazy.
Yeah, on no agenda in the morning.
Yeah, and in fact, like a keyboard.
We do have a few people to thank for a show.
The fabulous show, 1555, which, you know, is a nice show number that got no attention.
Nope.
Starting with Chef's Catch Team in Tasmania, Australia.
$185 in Australian money.
They sent a nice note in.
Tony Helfst in Fort Worth, Texas.
Now, is that in Australian money, or was it $200?
That was Australian cash.
$185 cash?
Okay, alright.
So that's worth about $45.
Thanks!
The note came in saying, hey, Adams talked about our money, so he sent one bill, and he had a $100, a $50, a $20, a $10, a $5, and a $1.
All plastic money.
Well, actually, I don't think there was a one in there.
I think they use coins.
Nice.
Thank you.
That's cool.
Yeah, all plastic money.
You know, it's like the Canadian money is the same way.
So is British.
Everybody but us.
Tony Health's is up next in Fort Worth, Texas.
Another note of $133.33.
You might have that note in front of you.
Well, that's the one.
That's the one I read.
The Tony Health's note.
Oh, you read that one?
Yes, you did.
Yeah.
The Cali Flat Smacker.
$101.01, somewhere in California.
On the Cali Flatsmackers note, which was the main gist of it, just a quick reminder, space is fake!
I just love that note.
Britney Miller in Temple, Texas, 100.
Sir Dave Pugh in Massillon, Ohio, 100.
That was a Happy Mother's Day shout-out to Maria.
And, uh, oh, we need a de-douching for Britney Miller.
Okay, hold on a second.
You've been de-douched.
There's a happy birthday coming up.
This is actually done by Tony, I'm pretty sure.
It's a mixed up note.
It makes no sense.
It's for my husband, Tony, and then I love you.
It just reads poorly.
Sir Dave Pugh, he just did.
And that's a call out.
Sir Eric in Murfreesboro, Tennessee.
Happy Mother's Day to my mom, Penny.
That's a hundred bucks.
And Grandmother Eva.
Yep.
Baroness and they're both gone, unfortunately.
Baroness Monica in Drayton Valley, Alberta.
Wants to rain stick, but that's not going to happen.
And before you continue, I have a $100 cash donation from TJ, who says, nice meeting you in person.
Several of my colleagues got laid off recently.
So Jobs Karma, please, we'll do it at the end.
Also, EU Jobs Karma for my sister.
Thank you, TJ.
And so I'm at the meetup yesterday.
Sir Stuart in Stafford, Staffordshire, UK.
A happy Mother's Day to our wonderful mum, Jill.
From myself, brother Simon, and her grandchildren.
Uh, she's 89.
Kevin McLaughlin in Locust, North Carolina.
Nope, just boobs.
8008. Randall Myers in Gainesville, Virginia.
Happy Mother's Day to my libjoe 79-year-old mom, Kay, and the libjoe mother of my children, Becky.
I'm surrounded by libjoes.
It says, don't listen to your grandma or mom's libjoe ranting, son Bailey, with a birthday.
8-0-0-8.
Nice.
Robert Sharp, 8-0-0-8.
He's in Holly Springs, North Carolina.
Happy Mother's Day to my smoking hot wife and mom, Ann.
And a douchebag, call out to Eric.
William Lankford in Negaunee, I'm sure.
Michigan, 75.
Happy Mother's Day to my wife, Marge.
And then some comment about 67, 8-2-0 to become a mother.
Joseph Stegman in Thousand Oaks, California, 66.
Esta Batista in Kenneb, Utah.
Happy Mother's Day to my lovely mom, Joan Merzman of San Mateo.
I love you and thank you.
Kisses and hugs from your baby girl, Esta.
Christopher Dechter, 5678.
Casey Garrett.
We'll watch... Oh, brother.
We'll watch... We... We watch... We... We... We watch... We watch... Somewhere in Florida.
Yeah, Florida.
- Somewhere in Florida. - Yeah, Florida, 5566, love.
5566 Love.
Sir Jub Jub in Elkton, Florida, another Floridian, Happy Mother's Day to all the moms in Get No Mo Nation and a happy Mother's Day to my mom, Rose Marie Boniface, RIP.
That's touching.
T. Ross in Portland, Oregon, 55.
51.
Mother's Day to all moms with kiddos.
Thank you.
We needed that.
Yeah.
Chris Angler, Angler, Angler in Ancaster, Ontario.
Happy Mother's Day to my mom, Seagrid.
Seagrid.
I think it's like a kid.
Well, no name.
She's a force of nature.
Christopher Kinney in Allen, Texas.
Happy Mother's Day to Dame Becky.
I think we have this on here already from your number one son, daughter-in-law and 10 of your grandchildren.
Nice.
And also to Jessica Kinney for myself and her 10 resources.
Oh my god.
Troy Funderburk in... The Kinneys are doing their part.
Yeah, they are.
Troy Funderburk in Spokane, Washington.
Close the border!
The Kinneys are on it!
The kiddies will do it, don't worry.
Bruce Hutchinson and the bankers should be happy with them.
In Atham, Arizona, 5123.
Dean Wormel in Westford, Massachusetts.
Happy Mother's Day to Priscilla W. Also a shout-out to Priscilla W. III.
Also a shout-out, she'll be 94.
And she's got a birthday coming up.
Wow.
Christine Hines in Manchester, New Hampshire, 5033.
Brandon Ellsbury in Deland, Florida, 5011.
He says, requesting ATC final exam karma.
If I pass, I get to work New York City approach and say in the morning, if I fail, I'm fired.
You'll do fine.
You'll get you some of that at the end.
Thomas Balmer in Iowa City, Iowa.
Happy Mother's Day to Penny.
Bulmer from your favorite Barron, love you.
Sir Economic Hitman, $50.01.
Gary Mao in Woodland Hills, California, $50.00.
And these are all $50.00 donors, name and location.
If I see a Mother's Day call, I'll read it out.
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Dane Patricia Worthington in Miami.
Brandon Savoie, Sir Brandon in Port Orchard, Washington.
Kevin Dills in Huntersville, North Carolina.
Christian Freeman in San Marcos, Texas.
John Ferretti in Garrard, Pennsylvania.
Happy Mother's Day, Shelly Ferretti.
Love, Anthony.
Dominic and Joseph Ferretti.
Dad gets the donation credit.
Mike McDonald in Los Angeles, California.
Adam, please help me.
Oh, I'm emailing with him.
I'm helping him out.
It's got nothing to do with mothers.
No, I'm helping him out.
Jason Deluzio, Sir Jason, in Miami Beach.
William Dolgay in Bristolville, Ohio.
And last on the list...
Sir, Spud the Mighty in Marietta, Georgia.
I want to thank all these folks for making 1533 a reality.
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We never read under that level.
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It's your birthday, birthday.
Oh, no, I'm a champion.
A couple of birthdays.
A dude named Ben Jeremy turned 43 on the 13th yesterday.
Randall Myers wishes his son Bailey a happy birthday.
He turned 10 yesterday.
Dean Wormel wishes his mom Priscilla a happy birthday.
Turns 94 on May 23rd.
Brittany Miller wishes her husband Tony a happy birthday.
And we say happy birthday to Lala Dirty Desert.
Happy birthday to everybody here at the best podcast in the universe!
Yeah, no douchebags here.
We have a title change.
You heard him earlier, Sir Rotorhead.
He has donated an additional amount of $1,000, and therefore the title of Baronet is bestowed upon him, and we thank you very much for your never-ending support of the Best Podcasting Universe.
Thank you very much.
And of course, today we have no knights.
We have only dames on deck, so this is appropriate.
Yeah, Mother's Day.
Appropriate for Mother's Day.
Four of them.
Blade, please.
Here's the Mother's Day blade.
Only comes out once a year.
Kenny Chopper, Pauly, Danny Fuerst, Jamie Buell, all of you ladies, hop up here on stage, please!
You all are becoming dames of the Noah Jenner Roundtable today.
Very proud to pronounce the KD as Dame Mercy Grace, not of the Earthbound, Dame Pauly Queen of John's Heart, Dame Sunshine of the Windmills and Wooden Shoes, and Dame Liberty Mom of Homestead Studies in Commiefornia.
For you ladies, we have Well, we've got Rent Boys and Chardonnay, of course.
We know that's what you want.
We also have, by request... What is it?
I forgot what it is.
Where is that stuff?
The kombucha.
The kombucha and kettle chips, yes, that's what it was.
And of course we have the mutton and mead ladies.
Please, or dames I should say, please head over to noagenderrings.com.
You will find your very handsome, pretty looking dame ring and you can sign up there, send it to us, give us your ring size, along with the address we can send it to you.
And thank you for becoming dames, dames I say, of the No Agenda Roundtable.
Well, you already heard my Meetup Report.
We had a great time at the Austin Docks Backyard Meetup.
Again, thanks to Baron Scott and his wife, who took care of all of that.
And thank you, Baron Scott, for the venison and the venison treats for Phoebe.
She hasn't tried them yet, but I will report back on that.
There were many other Meetups, including one in Boston.
The Red 33, Red 33 Report is here.
In the morning, Sir Paul.
You're gonna need a Bitcoin.
Tomorrow I'm going to be become Sir Carl with a K of the missing semicolon because I realized that I have donated over a thousand dollars and in not being a douchebag four dollars at a time and that when I showed up at this meetup today I interrupted some really good social intervention
of a fine man on a shiny black motorcycle with the license plate that says G-U-N-Z.
What is this?
Having a pistol hanging out of his rear end.
And this is Sir Nathan Lee.
Thank you for keeping the show going.
We're gonna need you in the times to come.
You guys are really valuable and DONATE TO NO AGENDA!
Okay!
By the way, I realize I'll read the, those two dames had a note, short notes I want to read in a moment.
But first, a reminder that we have a couple meetups on the horizon.
Monday, the Craft Night in Northern California, 5.30 at Zephyr Books and Coffee in downtown Weerika.
On Tuesday, Ozarks Deconstruction Zone, 6 p.m.
at Lindbergh's Tavern in Springfield, Missouri.
Next show day, Thursday, North Idaho Sandy Brigade, 3rd Thursday, No Agenda Day Meetup, 5 o'clock at Selkirk Abbey, Post Falls, Idaho.
The Divided and Conquered East Bay Meetup, 7 o'clock at the Hop Grenade in Concord, California.
Charlotte's Thursday, 3rd Thursday Monthly Meetup, 7 o'clock at Ed's Tavern in Charlotte, North Carolina.
And the 2nd Leiden Amigdala Checkup, 7.30 in Stadsbrauhaus Leiden in Leiden, The Netherlands.
Once again, I was reminded how important these No Agenda meetups are.
It is connection that offers protection.
It's so nice to see everybody coming into these meetups.
No one has attitude.
No one's better than anybody else.
We're all hanging out.
Everyone is excited to meet and talk to other people.
Really, you owe it to yourself if you listen to this podcast to try one of them out.
They are everywhere in the world, multiple per day sometimes.
Noagendameetups.com.
If you can't find one near you, Start one.
You won't be disappointed.
Sometimes you want to go hang out with all the knights and dames.
You want to be where you won't be.
Triggered or hell's lame.
You want to be where everybody feels the same.
It's like a party.
So quick note here.
Katie Chopper, she became a dame, as you heard a moment ago.
As it happens, it seems that both Ezekiel Chopper or Zeke and I may be sitting at the round table at the same time.
Hmm, he calls it number random theory.
We didn't have him on the list, so I wonder if we need to do him.
If we do him on Thursday and what happened there.
We'll figure it out with the back office.
We both love Jesus, therefore don't need any karma.
I'd like to be known as Dame Mercy Grace, not of the earthbound.
I'd love it if it's agreeable to others to forgo the sex and drugs at the round table this week.
We did.
And they could all get a room to partake in that stuff.
And for me, I'd love a claim jumper motherload cake with my mutton and mead.
There you go.
Got it for you.
And he says, God bless you and Tina.
I pray that... Wait, wait.
Well, what sex is at the round table?
Well, hookers and blow rent boys and chardonnay.
Oh, okay.
God bless you and Tina.
I pray that Adam heals fully from his surgery.
Did you hit Maverick in the mouth or did he hit you in the mouth?
Maverick is my periodontist.
No, he's a full-time listener now and loving it.
And he's converting the entire oral surgery community to no agenda.
Danny Fuerst, who we also damed today, says, ITM, there isn't an actual donation that goes with this letter, but I reached dame status a while ago, so I thought it was time to make it official.
And on Mother's Day, my sister-in-law, Nikki Schreck, hit me in the mouth on Mother's Day of 2022 when I went from being ignorant to very well-informed thanks to the both of you.
You have both opened my eyes to the political world and all the bullcrap that I used to hear and believe.
I wish I would have known about no agenda when COVID first hit.
Thank you for your courage and all that you do.
I'll be named Dame Sunshine of the Windmills and Wooden Shoes.
Yes, also an F-cancer for my friend Bonnie, and request your finest cabernet at the round table.
Here it is, post-daming.
Love you, mean it, Danny first.
Little shoot in Wisconsin.
Yes, of course we have that.
You've got karma.
All right.
Where are we at here?
You know, we don't have time for... I was gonna... I have a pretty... We'll do that on Thursday.
A rundown of the Wagner Group, which is hilarious.
Yeah, hilarious.
That'll be a tease for Thursday.
Good tease.
You got anything you want to play us out with?
Oh, actually, we have to do ISOs.
What am I thinking?
Isos, isos!
I was wondering myself.
Yeah, um, let's see, where do I have here?
How many you got?
Um, I have one, I have two, I have three isos.
Oh, play those please.
Okay, let me just set the volume on these.
These are, something's a little bit too low.
Uh, here is iso number one.
Hail Satan!
Hail Google!
Hail AI!
I don't know, I'm a sucker for a good Alex ISO.
Here's one for you.
Next.
And here's one I think is actually a contender.
You guys are doing stuff that's bad.
Okay.
Kind of like that.
Well here, let's go with my last verse.
We're gonna start with sleep at night.
Oh, you have a lot here.
I don't know how some of you sleep at night.
This Todd.
Yeah, okay.
Percent?
A hundred percent!
Nah!
No.
News lies.
The news is full of lies.
Eh, Tucker, yeah.
And last, filthy.
It's filthy, really.
Hmm.
For me, it would be a toss-up between... I don't know how some of you sleep at night.
And, uh... And, uh... This one.
You guys are doing stuff that's bad.
It's a toss-up for me.
I'll let you know.
You know, they're both good.
Mm-hmm.
I would say that...
Let's use the one you have there because it's the Chuck Todd one I think is a little blurry.
Yeah, this is also your buddy.
This is John Heilman.
You guys are doing stuff.
That's bad.
Yeah.
Okay, we'll use that one.
Cool.
All right, this is where you bring us one fabulous last clip that we're all gonna love.
Let's see what we got here.
I got a couple of things.
I got a little thing, a little wrap-up of the G7 that's being bullcrap.
Well, of course we want to hear that one.
Let's listen to that first.
G7 finance leaders continued their three-day talks on Friday in Japan.
China was much on the minds of the G7 group, with current chair Japan leading fresh efforts to diversify supply chains and reduce their heavy reliance on Beijing.
Japan has been working to launch partnerships with low- and middle-income countries through investment and aid.
One key area of concern for all G7 countries is the heavy concentration in China of rare earth element supplies.
These materials are used in a wide range of high-tech products.
Meanwhile, Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen has called for targeted controls on investments to China.
This is to counter what she has called Beijing's economic coercion against other countries.
Asked what's meant by economic coercion, Yellen cited Beijing's trade actions against Australia as an example.
Germany and Japan, however, expressed caution at the idea of investment controls.
British Finance Minister Jeremy Hunt also said the G7 must counter China's economic coercion, though he made no mention of investment controls.
The leaders also discussed ways to support Ukraine and enforce sanctions on Russia.
Was this a human on NTD or was this a NTD chat?
It's one of their news readers.
Wow, she's going for that.
But it's like, you know, Ukraine, you know, what's Ukraine got to do with the price of bread?
They didn't force thanks.
Now, wasn't this the meeting that President Biden was at?
Wasn't he supposed to go there?
Yeah, this is what I said.
It's going to be the continuing resolution.
We've seen this before.
I read an article today sent to me by one of our trusty producers that it turns out that, well, you know, maybe we can still make it to the end of July before we have to raise the debt limit.
So this is all just.
Yeah, this is what I said is going to be the continuing resolution.
We've seen this before.
But we don't even have to talk about until the end of July about the CR.
That could be.
Yeah, well that's the word.
There's probably a specific reason for that stall.
Yeah, good point.
Good point.
They got to mint the trillion dollar coin.
The coin!
You want to call it a day?
Yeah, let's call it a day.
We'll be back on Thursday with a show that's a killer.
Yeah, and the Wagner Group thing is interesting.
I'm collecting all kinds of explanations of what it is.
It's all different.
Surprise, surprise.
Meanwhile, be on the lookout for that spring offensive.
Nothing like telegraphing your attack on mainstream media.
They pushed it off to summer now.
It was going to be a winter offensive and it's spring now.
It looks like summer.
When the fighting season is good and warm.
Coming up next on NoAgendaStream.com, we've got the Lotus Effect live with Phoenix and Phone Boy.
Ah, boost those kids, they're lovely.
End of show mixes, Nicholas Heron, Abel Kirby, Sir Chris Wilson, and the Rolando Gonzalez coming to you from the heart of the Texas Hill Country here in Phoenix in number 6.
In the morning everybody, I'm Adam Curry.
And from northern Silicon Valley, I'm John C. Dvorak.
We return on Thursday with more deconstruction of your world, which does include some mainstream media as pathetic as it has to be.
Remember us at Dvorak.org slash NA.
We appreciate all your support.
Until Thursday, adios mofos.
A hooey hooey and such.
A hooey and such.
Old fag, old trout, old fag, old trout.
You know she has gardener's hands.
Gardener's hands!
Gardener's hands!
A real kind of dog walker covered in dog hairs.
I like, I like, I like ample bosom.
Ample bosom.
Ample bosom. Ample bosom. Ample bosom.
I'm hopeful.
Ample bosom.
I like, I like, I like, I like.
Ample bosom.
Fascinating to talk to.
You're a disgrace.
Some velvet morning when I'm straight.
I'm going to open up the gate.
of the game And maybe tell you about climate change And how the seas will rise And how we're gonna die
And maybe tell you about climate change.
And how the seas will rise.
And how we're going to die.
Some velvet morning when I'm woke Garbage floating on the sea Toxic air for you and me
Some velvet morning when I'm woke.
GMO, very bad Mother Earth, very sad In the land shall be ABC It's as racist as one, two, three
What's the premise as Do Re Mi ABC ABC, 1, 2, 3, baby, you're not seen.
ABC, it's as racist as 1, 2, 3, white supremacist or AB.
ABC, 1, 2, 3, baby, you're not seen.
People are sitting in Mexico waiting for May 11th.
They're amassing by the thousands.
What is currently a flood of humanity coming across the border and getting ready to become a tsunami.
But if you're in Texas, you're on the tip of the spear.
Brownsville, Laredo, and El Paso have declared states of emergency because they know what's coming.
This is a bad situation.
It's about to get much, much worse.
And it's gonna lead to holy hell.
This is affecting the entire country.
I am hoping that our message will get through, but time will tell.
If it's not the death of 108,000 Americans due to drug overdoses, if it's not forced labor for unaccompanied children placed in the interior, if it's not girls getting sexually assaulted, what will it take to get Joe Biden's attention?
And if you got any money to give, It was not an accident.
It was deliberate.
This is legal voodoo.
It was the consequence of deliberate political decisions that have created this chaos.
What the hell has to happen?
This crisis was caused by three political decisions made in the very first week of the presidency.
Number one, Joe Biden immediately halted construction of the border.
Number two, Biden reinstated the disastrous policy of catch and release.
And number three, Biden pulled out of the incredibly successful Remain in Mexico agreement.
They don't intend to fix it.
They don't intend to stop it.
They don't intend to shut down the cartels.
They don't intend to secure the border.
They don't intend to stop the drug traffickers.
They intend to make it worse.
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