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Nov. 3, 2022 - No Agenda
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1500: No Evidence
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Adam Curry.
John C. DeVorah.
It's Thursday, November 3rd, 2022.
This is your award-winning KibbleNation Media Assassination Episode 1500!
This is no agenda.
For the 1500th time, we're broadcasting live from the heart of the Texas Hill Country here in FEMA Region No.
6.
In the morning, everybody.
I'm Adam Curry.
And from Northern Silicon Valley, where I can say for a fact that what Adam just said are lies.
I'm John C. Dvorak.
It's Crackpot and Buzzkill!
Yeah, when I read it, I was like, oh wait, that's not correct.
We're broadcasting, not even broadcasting live for the 1,500th time, but it is episode 1,500.
Yes, and you weren't broadcasting 1,500 times from the Hill Country.
No, that's, of course not.
No, that was a blatant lie.
It was lies!
I'm full of them.
You and Trump.
Oh, thanks.
I'm full of lies, exactly.
Well, it's so fitting, so fitting that 1500 is, I mean, we got a lot to talk about, but 1500 really, you all broke the value for value model.
We have to figure out what to do with it.
We'll be talking about that later.
But first, holy crap, John, the actual news is not being reported.
And it's like real news!
Everyone is obsessed with this Pelosi thing.
Did you see Biden last night?
No, I missed Biden last night.
I was busy watching the second no-hitter in the history of the World Series.
Is that what you're doing on a show night?
Rarely.
But if it was a no-hitter, I'm just, it's historic.
I can't, I'm into historic events.
So who won?
And Biden definitely is not a historic event no matter what.
Who won?
The Houston Astros.
Oh, so we're not going to get the financial crisis because the Phillies, did you see this?
There's only one game.
Oh, okay.
So there's still, we can still go into the abyss.
This is good.
You know, that financial crisis thing is a bit bogus.
Yeah, they won in 29.
1980 wasn't when that whole thing began.
The fiasco began in 1969.
So they can win then.
Um, so we looked it up.
It is our crystal anniversary.
Crystal meth?
Perhaps, perhaps.
Yeah, I like it because now I can actually say, John C. Dvorak for the 1500th time.
See, I can do that.
I can be a nag.
Yeah, that's a good one.
Yeah, that's true.
I could do that too.
Yes, and we also, thanks to Sir Tim, Knight of the Jits shenanigans, have a brand new website.
I'm sorry?
Yes, at noagendashow.net, or for short, noagenda.net.
What was wrong with the last website?
Nothing wrong.
He's upgraded it, and he's included all the Podcasting 2.0 features into the webpage.
Oh.
Including, you know, the chapter marks, the chapter art.
It's just slick, man.
And I think it's on Headless Drupal, so what could go wrong?
No, it's not on Headless Drupal.
We know that for a fact.
So yeah, yeah, you know, these are great things.
That's the time, talent, and treasure.
Love it.
And so, of course, I'm incredibly grateful for all the producers who've made this possible.
Over 1,500 episodes, 15 years.
We'll keep going!
He said hopefully.
We have little choice in the matter at this point.
Yes, the vow of poverty is still true.
You got to keep going, because all we got is cash flow.
But that's not bad.
It's a good thing to have.
Cash flow is good.
Podcasters, pay attention out there.
So there's an event going on that is, nothing's being covered except Pelosi.
You're right about that.
I have no Pelosi clips.
I wrote an essay.
Oh, I do.
I do.
I wrote an essay in the newsletter.
I think it covers how I feel about it.
There's still a lot of stuff.
The Bay Area, we have the most intense coverage because Pelosi lives right here.
I can see his house from my window.
Well, because there's some other stuff going on, but if you have Pelosi clips, I want to hear them.
Well, so, first of all, what I did was I read the affidavit from the FBI, the special agent, and it was, it was very, although, and so he has a, he says he has a confession from the defendant, and, you know, it's just that one paragraph.
It was like, yeah, the guy said about the kneecapping, absolutely, that's in that affidavit from that, from the FBI, from the FBI.
But it says nothing about him, you know, being radicalized, nothing about him watching certain videos or having any QAnon.
None of that's in there at all.
That was just brought in.
And then there's a local document in the San Francisco court.
It has all kinds of stuff in here.
You know, one of them is, for instance, all of a sudden out of the blue, it's like, Pelosi called 9-1-1 and in essence said, so not giving us the full sentence, but in essence he said, what is that?
That doesn't seem like a good court document.
It said in essence?
Yes.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, essentially, essentially.
Essentially is worse?
Yep, essentially.
And then there was also a little editorial in there and it was like, oh so apparently according to these documents, Pelosi was struggling with the hammer in, the hammer struggle of the right hand, opened the door with his left hand to let the cops in.
That explains the third person.
He's like the Watergate secretary.
And I was like, well, hold on a second.
I can do this.
I got this.
I got this door.
Hold on.
What else was there?
Oh, yeah.
Not as a factual matter.
It just stated all of a sudden, Pelosi was in his underwear and t-shirt because he was asleep.
It's just like explaining all this stuff that we heard the news media do immediately.
It was almost like Osama bin Laden did 9-11 within 20 minutes.
You know what I mean?
Before the reports came out.
Yeah, first, or even better, Oswald took with an old carbine that you have to cock individual bullets into, you know, took three quick shots, a perfect aim on a moving target.
All right, I have three Pelosi clips all from ABC America this morning.
It now appears the 911 call that House Speaker Nancy Pelosi's husband made, possibly saving his life, took place because he had been charging his phone in the bathroom.
Appears and possibly.
Now, this is not necessarily news, but OK.
Paul Pelosi reportedly told the man accused of breaking into his home that he had to use the bathroom, where he then secretly dialed 911, keeping the line open, allowing the operator to overhear the two men speaking.
R.P.
stated that there's a male in the home and that he's going to wake up.
Now this is very interesting.
So what they do is they, I mean I think most people think, oh this is the 911 tape.
This is the call.
But it's not.
It's the 911 dispatch or dispatch of the police calling on the radio, giving instructions to the cops.
Yeah, they haven't gotten past that.
They've been doing that here too.
They won't play us the 911.
They play this.
He stated that there's a male in the home and that he's going to wait for his wife.
R.P.
stated that he doesn't know who the male is.
Sources say 42-year-old David DePop had zip ties and duct tape in his bags Friday when he allegedly broke into the Pelosi's San Francisco home.
And then he called out, where's Nancy?
Oh, Nancy!
Nancy!
Echoing the calls made by rioters at the U.S.
Capitol on January 6th.
So this is amazing.
So they have continuously claimed, this is, where's Nancy?
Where's Nancy?
That was the chant.
Where's Nancy?
Where's Nancy?
But they can't actually find a clip of it.
Oh Nancy!
Oh Nancy!
No, not where's Nancy.
It was Oh Nancy!
Oh Nancy!
Nancy!
They can't even find a clip of people chanting this.
Wait a minute, they actually played what you're playing there?
Yes!
I thought you made that up and stuck it in there.
No, this is the ABC report, listen again.
Francisco home, and then he called out, where's Nancy?
Oh, Nancy!
Nancy!
Echoing the calls made by rioters at the U.S.
Capitol on January 6th.
Oh, please.
Isn't that crazy?
This is just out of control.
That's the worst report ever.
Well, wait.
It gets better.
Capitol Police say they have access to 1,800 cameras at their command center in Washington, D.C., including some outside of Pelosi's home.
But those cameras were not being actively monitored because the speaker was not home at the time of the attack.
Capitol Police only noticed a problem when they saw lights from local police cars in the video feed.
Sources say the Pelosi home was equipped with a private security system, but it's not clear if the system's alarm was activated.
Sources.
Sources say.
Sources.
Um, one more here.
A federal affidavit laying out how 42-year-old David DePaff told police he was going to hold Nancy hostage and talk to her, and if she lied, he was going to break her kneecaps.
Actually, he told the FBI that, not police, which is just a minor detail, but it just kind of goes to show how shoddy this reporting is.
DePapp allegedly going on to say, by breaking Nancy's kneecap, she would have to be wheeled into Congress, which would show other members of Congress there were consequences to actions.
It appears as though this was based on his statements and comments that were made in that house during his encounter with Mr. Pelosi, that this was politically motivated.
Oh.
Okay.
So there's just a lot of hearsay in this.
A lot of sources.
I haven't heard a single person say, yeah, I heard this.
Myself.
You know, not like the police heard it or... Anyway, it doesn't really matter.
It's what it is.
It's the distraction of the week.
That's the Democrat October surprise.
Lame.
NBC snuck right in on the action.
They're like, you know what?
We can't outdo what ABC is doing over there.
What can we do?
Let's make some money off of this thing.
And Miguel, as we noted at the top, you were in the courtroom today.
What else did you learn about the suspect?
Well, Lester, new court documents allege that the suspect knew he was being recorded on ring cameras and he knew 911 was being called.
Still, he carried out this attack.
He is expected here back at court at the end of this week.
Always slipping in the ring.
What?
Yeah, a little ring broke.
A little ring.
Just coincidence, I'm sure.
And why would this idiot know that?
As I pointed out, there's no evidence he even had a computer.
They would have grabbed it if they had it and been scouring it, but no.
Or scrubbing it.
Scrubbing it.
Whether he watched TV is another issue, or it was even politically.
And then the other thing, the big question on my mind is, the guy's Canadian.
What does he care about American politics for?
That's the best, isn't it?
So he's gonna be suicided?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, he's nuts.
Yeah, sure.
That'll work.
Now they can't let him start actually talking to anybody about anything.
No.
No.
And they got some, the lawyer he's got is some public defender who's, you know, part of the system and I don't know.
It's a fiasco.
I noticed it on our local stations.
They try to cover up, you know, first of all, he was in Berkeley and then he's living in a bus.
A school bus and that, then he's, oh, and the latest story is he's living in Richmond in a garage that some guy put up, made for him, and he's working for this guy building decks.
Yeah, sure.
What happened to the bus, man?
The bus was the good story.
The bus was the best of it, but no, the bus is out.
So I think the two most important stories that are being by default obfuscated, first of all, has got to be The Intercept.
And it's interesting, The Intercept did that, you know, seeing as Glenn Greenwald left his own startup, The Intercept, of course, funded by Pierre Omidyar, drive my car.
And I'm sure he's still involved.
So why this is happening, I'm not sure.
But The Intercept has a pretty detailed report of how the Biden administration has absolutely been colluding with big tech and telling them what to demote or remove or etc.
And the Intercept went on Tucker Carlson to break this story.
So there is nothing, there is no media to deconstruct other than that.
The media is, of course, not covering this, which except for, I guess, Fox News and maybe only Tucker Carlson.
Yeah, I think it's just only Tucker.
I think so, too.
He's almost an entity of his own.
They've kind of like, okay, we got Fox News and then we got Tucker.
And he gets to do what he wants to do, kind of, even though we've seen evidence and we've pointed out the things that he's not even touched.
Oh, oh yeah, oh there's a lot, a lot of things he's not touching.
But for instance, let me see, I think it was page six, let me see if I can find it.
I mean there's, you know, there's big pharma messages going back and forth saying we've got to, we've got to crush this messaging.
Also, interesting document about SARS-CoV-2 infected mice in March of 2019 at University of North Carolina, Chapel Hill.
It's a nice little doc in there.
How about that?
March 7th.
Five mice escaped.
And there's three they couldn't, and they were able to capture a mouse using a broom and promptly return it to its cage.
It's like this kind of stuff.
So you've got to look at those documents.
But anyway, so the main crux, I guess, is that they had a quote-unquote secret portal And whatever that means.
And the secret portal is where they could flag stuff.
It sounds like an interface, you know, like a reporting interface that any of the tech companies would have.
The flag API.
An API endpoint, the flag endpoint.
There you go.
The nuke endpoint.
So, the language is very specific from the documents from The Intercept, and an unknown journalist in the White House press corps asked our girl, Karine Abdul-Jabbar Van Damme, Jean-Pierre Van Damme, about the secret portal.
Does the White House participate in the secret government censorship portal, though?
I think that was part of the question.
Does the White House submit examples of alleged disinformation and misinformation for Facebook to censor through this portal?
No.
Okay, she could not be more clear.
No.
Now let us just...
Let's just circle back for a second to the previous White House spokeshole, Jen Psaki.
When there are posts out there that have information that is inaccurate, that is spreading inaccurate information about vaccines, the effectiveness of vaccines, the fact that they can save lives, we just raise those posts and flag them.
Psaki says the administration will notify social media giants like Facebook, leaving the actions to them to fix the fallacies.
Yeah, so that sounds like a secret portal to me.
It's outrageous, really.
But no coverage, no truth.
Well, Kareem Abdul is not... She doesn't have any... She doesn't know what's going on.
She just doesn't know what's going on.
No, I know, but the people don't know it.
The people don't even know about this report, because it's not reported.
No.
They don't want to report it.
In our own little world, we know.
It doesn't matter how many times we give an email address for donation notes, it goes to a million places.
Exactly.
It doesn't matter.
It's just what it is.
It takes a while for a message.
That's why jingles work really well.
You know, everybody knows... So you're doing some jingles for Kareem Abdul.
It's Kareen.
Kareen Abdul.
Alright, so that's the spy industry and ministry of truth here, truthiness here in the United States.
But, oh man, they're taking it next level in New Zealand.
I mean, next level.
This is, it's like, this is truly one of those clips where you go, oh, this is from a movie.
But it's not.
Our Secret Service is launching an initiative to help us identify people who may have been radicalized.
Know the Signs details dozens of indicators that a friend or family member could be planning a terror attack.
As Colin Hollingworth reports, the move comes as our spy chiefs identify a new and worrying type of terrorism.
Time was when the intelligence services were never seen, never heard.
But now they're loudly proclaiming your country needs you.
To keep an eye on those you know, and if necessary, drop them in.
Oh, I gotta stop this for a second.
The woman speaking, her name is Rebecca Kitteridge, with a K. She has very short hair.
She's really creepy, I'm trying to describe her.
She has really short hair.
Um, like, wet.
Kind of stuck on her head.
And she has this, like, nineteen, roaring twenties, curly Q right in the middle of her forehead.
Oh, jeez.
You gotta look her up.
Rebecca Kitteridge.
K-I-T-T-E-R-A-G-E.
And, and I mention it because whenever I see her, I immediately think of, there was a little girl who had a little curl right in the middle of her forehead, and when she was good, she was very, very good, and when she was bad, she was horrid.
To that end, they're publishing a guide called Know the Signs to help us all identify potential terrorists in our midst.
To pay attention and to be alert so that if they see or hear about something that seems off, that worries them and concerns them, they might have a look at this information to say, does this indicate to me that this person is on the road to actually committing an attack?
The SIS has listed around 50 signs from obvious ones, like writing on a weapon as happened in Christchurch, to... A person who is really developing an us-versus-them worldview.
Authorities say they're usually closely monitoring 40 to 50 potential terrorists.
These people used to be motivated by their white identity or by their faith.
But in the past six months, a third group has emerged.
Those motivated by politics.
And so it could be the COVID measures that the government took.
And so it could be the COVID measures that the government took.
Or it could be other policies that are interpreted as infringing on rights.
And it's what I sometimes describe as a kind of hot mess of ideologies and beliefs.
Hot mess?
Fueled by conspiracy theories.
Fueled by conspiracy theories.
The launch of the initiative Know the Signs is an indicator that the security services know that they can't do it alone.
They need the help of the public.
But to some, the guide is a first step only.
How do we upskill those people in our community who are much closer to people who might be potentially radicalized and get them to understand what it is they're saying?
That's our challenge.
Sound familiar, anybody?
Yeah, in fact, it sounds so familiar that it even sounds like the early years of the Fidel Castro administration in Cuba, where they wanted you to turn in your parents.
Right, but they are so stupid.
And I'm happy though, because it presents a tremendous opportunity for no-agenda nation.
So we developed, if you see something, say something.
We have the branding, we have the jingle.
I mean, there's nothing like it.
I mean, let's be honest, this is not a government jingle.
This is not a government thing.
If you see something, say something.
But it's one of those things you'd think would be catchy enough that people would remember.
Hey man, that guy's looking weird.
If I see something, I should say something.
No, they have know the signs, dob them in.
And I wonder, can we make a jingle out of this?
Know the signs!
Dab them in!
You know, we need something.
It's very hard.
This is a challenge, but think!
The Curry Dvorak Consulting Group has an opportunity here of epic proportions.
They won't buy it from us.
They really shouldn't.
Well, you have to see something, say something, Jingle.
Nobody cares.
The Daubit thing is never going to fly.
I mean, the price would be great.
I like Daubamin, though.
Daubamin.
I've never heard this expression, Daubamin.
Never heard it either.
Some local thing from there, obviously.
That's a big giant op.
Yeah, but they're saying exactly the same thing as January 6th people, you know?
Like what Biden said last night, you know?
You got the Biden clips?
No, I don't have any clips from last night.
No one clipped it.
No one could stand it.
No, we're all watching the World Series no hitter.
No, that's not what we were doing.
No one could stand it.
Oh, that Biden!
Get him off!
I did catch this little clip.
Which they threw in there because, you know, it looks like there's another 40 to 50 billion dollars planned to go to Ukraine, including, as we know, another 18 billion, heh, they wanted 19, from the European Union.
I mean, this money is not going into armaments.
A, it's going into, in the US, certainly into the military-industrial complex.
I don't know what it's, I mean, maybe Europe is getting stuck with the actual cash bill.
But this is a rip-off.
I mean, this is a rip-off of the American people.
The military-industrial complex dumped all of their excess goods onto Ukraine and into Europe, into Eastern Europe.
It's insane.
Stuff was showing up in the Netherlands.
Oh, and all over the Middle East.
You can be sure it's flying everywhere.
Which is, in a way, also inflationary.
I mean, you put tremendous value into the market.
It's not helping anything.
It's not helping the weapon dealers, people.
And, you know, they're stealing it.
It's just got to be sloshing away, just super corruption.
So we have to show that we're on top of this.
Joe is.
NBC News has new exclusive reporting about a phone call that happened between President Biden and the Ukrainian president back in June.
What do we know about that conversation, Courtney?
Yeah, that's right, Kate.
So in this conversation, President Biden called President Zelensky to tell him about a roughly $1 billion package of additional equipment and weapons for the Ukrainian military coming from the United States.
During the course of the call, President Zelensky continued, according to a number of officials who we spoke with who are familiar with the call, President Zelensky continued to talk about the additional equipment and weapons and support that he and his military needed.
According to these officials, they said that President Biden finally just got frustrated and lost his temper and told President Zelensky, look, you could be a little bit more grateful.
The reason that this story is is is interesting to us.
Now, this is new.
Uh, not only does she give a verbatim statement that he said, look, cause that's probably exactly what he said.
She's going to explain to us why they're covering this story as if it isn't a good story by itself.
But no, there's a reason they're covering it.
And told president Zelensky, look, you could be a little bit more grateful.
The reason that this story is, uh, is, is interesting to us and it's something that we are reporting on and the, and officials were speaking to us about is because it shows that all these months, No, the reason why you're reporting on it is because officials are speaking to you about it and saying you need to report on this.
Did I catch that right, John?
Exactly.
And officials are speaking to us about it because it shows that all these months ago, President Biden already realized that there was going to be a point where the American people, members of Congress, where people would start potentially pushing back on all these billions and billions of dollars of aid and equipment that the US has been providing to Ukraine.
And he knew that the narrative out there needed to be that the Ukrainian people and President Zelensky were grateful for it if the support was going to continue at that same level, Kate.
So not only do they report on it, but they give everybody a handy guide to understand what the takeaway is.
The takeaway is he's sticking up for the American people's pocketbook.
What a crock!
Totally.
So, I did, uh, I was not entirely truthful.
I have a, uh, a supercut of Biden last night, his speech.
And the supercut is only of his lies.
Does that sound appealing?
That's different.
Yeah, well, I didn't make it, and it has music, and it's funny.
Yeah, if you made it, there'd be no music.
If you made it, there'd be... So the intro was by Debbie Wasserman Schultz.
There should be a few sound effects, of course.
So the intro was by Debbie Wasserman Schultz.
And who was Debbie Wasserman Schultz?
She's a Florida congressman who was the head of the Hillary Clinton campaign and is the one who made sure that Bernie Sanders in 2016 didn't have a prayer.
She kicked him to the curb on behalf of the Democratic National Committee.
That's Wassherman.
Wassherman.
Wassherman.
Schultz.
Yes.
So she wasn't in the Senate, correct?
No, she was a congresswoman.
She was never in the Senate.
Wait, wait, I take it back.
One time she walked into the building by accident.
Oh, okay.
You want to improve people's lives?
I bet some people in here want to improve people's lives.
Are you with me?
Remember, she is intro-ing the President of the United States.
Okay.
Come on, people!
Let's wake up!
We got the President of the United States in the house!
Come on!
Okay, thank you very much.
That's the crowd I know.
Those are the people I represent.
Okay, just wanted to make sure we're still here.
And so she was one of my biggest, biggest supporters in helping me not only pass, but draft and move some of the legislation we're going to talk about today, a couple pieces of it.
And, uh, I don't have a greater friend in the United States Senate, and I don't have a greater friend when I was vice president, nor as president.
So, Debbie, thank you, kiddo.
I don't know where you're sitting, but... So he thinks she was a senator.
She was a seminal in the, uh... Wow.
In FEMA, Federal Emergency Management Assistance.
Yes.
It's going door-to-door to reach people as well.
Last time I was in Florida was almost a month ago because of Hurricane Iron.
Iron, excuse me.
And they talk about inflation.
You know, we're dealing with that for a second.
Inflation is a worldwide problem right now.
Because of a war in Iraq and the impact on oil and what Russia's doing.
I mean, excuse me, the war in Ukraine.
And, uh, I think of Iraq because that's where my son died.
The, uh, because, you know, I have a bad reputation of why he's not partisan enough.
Well, in this one, I'm partisan.
That, uh, you know, that's why it's up.
We have the lowest inflation rate of almost any major country in the world.
You know, we're gonna charge, I'm making this up, we're gonna charge you 10 cents per an aspirin.
And they said, no, we're only going to pay five.
Well, we're not going to sell it.
I said, no problem.
They're going to lose 50 billion maps of aspirin.
How many of you know somebody with diabetes and needs insulin?
Well, guess what?
And when Debbie and I passed this law, it included everybody, not just seniors.
And so what happened was, he said, OK, you know how much it costs to make that insulin drug for diabetes?
Cost.
It was invented by a man who did not patent it because he wanted it available for everyone.
I spoke to him.
OK?
He says he spoke to the guy.
He died in 42.
A senator from Florida?
Going after Medicare and Social Security?
I tell you what, I don't know where, as they say in Southern, I don't know where y'all been.
Hot damn, boy.
That's what they call inflation.
At the end of the month, what you have left, if you have no money, that's inflation.
What's, what are you, the things you need, are they going up?
They are.
They are.
We're the United States of America.
No, I'm not joking.
And there's nothing, nothing beyond our capacity if we set our mind together and work together.
So God bless you all, God protect our troops, and God give some of our Republican friends some enlightenment.
Thank you.
With the United States of America, I'm not joking!
No, I'm not joking.
I'm not joking, man.
No way.
You know, what one of our producers found, which I think is worth just going through for a second, Is the, remember the hot mic that they just summarized everywhere?
We have a copy of it?
We do, and it's captioned, so it's just a short one, but I'll read along with it.
Does it sound okay?
We'll give it a shot.
Here we go, let's see, here we go.
So it's Schumer talking to Biden.
Okay, hold on a second, I gotta unmute.
That seat.
That seat.
We're in danger in that seat.
It's close, we'll see.
But we're, you know, it looks like the debate didn't hurt us.
Too much in Pennsylvania as of today, so that's good.
And basically, we're picking up steam in Nevada.
Nevada.
Inaudible, inaudible.
Wait for it, inaudible.
How long do I have to wait for this?
Oh, the state where we're going downhill is Georgia.
It's hard to believe that they will go for Herschel Walker.
See, we didn't hear about this part.
Let me see, is that it?
Oh, and that dummy Kamala is there too.
She's just nodding.
But our vote, our early turnout in Georgia is huge!
Huge!
Huge!
Okay.
And then Kamala says something dumb.
So we never heard about we're going down in Georgia.
That's the part that they, that they kind of cut out.
Yeah.
Kind of.
Yeah.
They cut it out.
They cut it out.
Yeah.
Huh.
And we see that, uh, that's interesting.
You know, this is a good example.
I mean, PBS did this.
Everybody's done this.
They talk about, you know, well, they can do okay.
He, he in Pennsylvania, or they're going to, it looks like a close race, but they won't put the other stuff in.
Why is that?
Yeah, exactly.
Alright, so here's the summary.
Of course, it's short.
From Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, Van Damme, Jean-Pierre.
The basic message of the President, so that you're up to speed on what he said last night.
He has been clear.
Democracy is under assault, and he cannot pretend otherwise.
The President will continue to call attention to the threat to democratic integrity.
And to public safety posed by those who deny the documented truth about election results and those who seek to undermine public faith in our system of government.
Unfortunately, we have seen mega, MAGA Republican officials who don't believe in the rule of law.
They refuse to accept the results of free and fair elections and they fan the flames of political violence through what they praise and what they refuse to condemn.
It remains important for the president to state strongly and unequivocally that violence has no place in our democracy.
There you go.
You notice that in there she was going to say threat to democracy because it's so pounded into a wall?
Exactly.
And we don't even know really what it means.
It means nothing.
It's like mega-mega.
Which is mega-mega, by the way.
That's the latest.
Ultra-mega is no good.
Ultra-mega is out.
Mega-mega is in.
Yeah, so I say ultra-mega-mega.
Ultra-mega-mega.
Okay.
It covers all bases.
Let me see, I had something else here that we should do.
I know what you got on deck.
Anything more on elections or anything that around the world?
Do you have any?
Elections, elections, elections.
We've got primetime purges here.
No, I really... I got Cheney, she's shilling for the Democrats.
You know, she's such a great Republican.
Oh, because she's lost?
No, no, she's out.
She's kicked out.
She's kicked to the curb.
It just shows you that the Cheneys were always Democrats to begin with.
They were just, you know... Undercover.
On the down low, on the down low.
Well, that's another issue.
So let's go a chain of shilling for Dems.
In Michigan, Republican Congressmember Liz Cheney campaigned for incumbent Democratic Congressmember Alyssa Slotkin on Tuesday.
Cheney told the crowd she's never stumped for a Democrat before, but that quote, we all must stand and defend the Republic, unquote.
Earlier yesterday, Cheney said in an interview she supported Ohio Democrat Tim Ryan in a Senate race against Trump's supporting J.D.
Vance.
Cheney was largely shunned from the Republican Party after coming out against Trump, voting to impeach him and taking part in the House committee investigating the January 6th insurrection.
She lost her August primary against the Trump-backed Harriet Hageman.
I should have given a warning, because I got a lot of Amy today.
I have to go back to the well once in a while.
Here's another one, ballot-oriented, or election-oriented.
It's ballot box watchers.
This story's a little different than the way everyone else is playing it.
I think we should do the warning anyway, just because it's etiquette.
You love the warning.
I do, I do.
Warning.
Amy Goodman clip inbound.
In Arizona, a federal judge imposed a restraining order on members on the far-right Trump-supporting group Clean Elections USA, including barring the open carry of firearms and wearing of body armor close to ballot boxes.
The move comes as armed individuals have been seen intimidating voters and taking photos or videos at ballot drop boxes and polling sites.
The Justice Department said Tuesday that, quote, Vigilante ballot security efforts in Arizona likely violate the Voting Rights Act.
Far right.
They never say far left.
Is that interesting or what?
This is whataboutism, John.
So let's go back to, by the way, I've got two series of clips I got.
Ray McGovern was invited back.
The reason I was listening to Amy Goodman is because Ray McGovern, the XIA analyst.
Because it was a seventh inning stretch, that's why.
Amy Goodman was brought back.
Ray McGovern, because I guess he's timing the penalty box.
for being thinking Russiagate was a hoax.
That was over because Trump's been out for a couple years now, so they could bring him back.
Ex-CIA analyst that is, when he was working for the agency, he was one of the Soviet Union specialists.
When have we heard of him?
Have we talked about him on the show before?
Yeah, we've had clips of him on the show over the years.
He's quite good.
Oh, about Herbert Hoover on steroids?
Joe Piscopo clip.
He wrote a letter to Trump about the DNC server hack.
OK, so we're refreshed.
He's a friend of the show.
Well, he's still a big liberal, but he's a friend of the show.
Let's go with that.
Now, he was on with some guy that was the foreign policy guy named Truss or something.
Not Truss, but Tuss or something similar to the prime minister, ex prime minister's name.
And he was on, uh, with him, and they went back and forth.
They only have one back and forth because the guy was just a stooge.
And he used to be the foreign policy expert for, uh, for Bernie, this other guy.
Really now?
And all he wanted to do is bomb, bomb, bomb.
I mean, it sounds like Bernie's a warmonger.
But let's go with Ray McGovern back one.
They've been trying to investigate what actually happened there.
I'm sorry?
That's not right.
That's not the right one.
You're correct.
I'm sorry.
Here we go.
Now, Ray McGovern, let's begin with you.
Why don't you lay out what you think the U.S.
policy should be towards Russia now and in dealing with the Ukraine war?
Amy, I think we need to go back and figure out how this all started.
In a word, you quoted the New York Times story this morning about Russian tactical nuclear missiles and senior Russian military officials discussing this.
The source described by the New York Times was multiple U.S.
officials.
Now, I dare say they're the same multiple U.S.
officials and some of the same authors of this piece that warned us seven times at the end of July in one article that there were sure to be weapons of mass destruction in Iraq.
Yeah.
I guess we have to say that the New York Times has lost its credibility on these issues, the more so since they back off the story themselves, saying Putin himself last week said there's no need for us to use tactical nuclear missiles and we never threatened to do so.
And Putin happens to be right on that.
Last thing I'll say here is that the notion that the Russians are desperate is erroneous.
It's contrived.
The Russians aren't losing.
The Russians are not going to lose because they can't afford to.
Dude.
This was on Amy's show?
Yeah.
Dude... I get this... I get this... Well, the other guy was arguing the exact opposite, so that was... There was some balance there, but I get the sense that... I know, but you can't be going on small aircraft and stuff like that.
Well, he's been pretty good about avoiding getting killed, but he... I get the sense that Cutter, which is the financier of this Democracy Now!
show... Oh, is it now?
...wanted them to bring McGovern back.
See, this is the stuff that people don't realize.
But Qatar is anti-Saudi, and what else are they?
Besides hosting the World Cup... Well, they're anti-Iran for sure, and Iran's in bed with Russia, so I don't know.
Maybe they're anti-Russian.
Maybe they're pro-Russian.
I don't know what they want.
They have to be anti-Russian, otherwise this show would be off the air.
Well, they brought McGovern on who seems to be pro-Russian.
Let's play part two and you'll see more evidence of this.
Putin sees an existential threat.
Stop, stop, stop.
Stopping.
For some, for some reason he pronounced, I don't know why.
Putin, Putin, he says Putin.
Yeah, he calls it that, that, that French fry dish from Canada, the Putin.
Putin, we love the Putin, yes.
So, maybe that's the correct pronunciation.
I'm inclined to think that, but he says Putin all the time, and he's credible.
He's a credible guy.
Putin sees an existential threat from not only Ukraine becoming part of NATO, but NATO using the emplacements for so-called anti-ballistic missiles in Romania and Poland already there to put in cruise missiles or to put in hypersonic missiles, which Putin himself warned last December would give him between seven and ten minutes or
If hypersonic missiles, five minutes to decide, in a word, whether to blow up the rest of the world.
Now, Katrina Vanden Heuvel said in an op-ed just last week, you know, we have to empathize with anyone, even the hated Putin, even the hated Russians.
And, you know, just thinking this through, and I'll close with this, thinking about how many Americans Hate Russia.
I mean, hate is the word.
And I think back to South Pacific.
You know, you've got to be carefully taught.
In a word, we've had six years of unfounded hating Russians.
I mentioned Russiagate.
I think the press, the Fourth Estate, could do a real service by saying, hey, we were wrong about that.
The Russians didn't hack into the DNC, and they didn't do all those other dastardly things that they were accused of.
And let those 35 Russian diplomats come on back in.
Let's talk to each other.
Let's work this out.
There's no reason why we can't make a deal.
That's unbelievable.
This is good.
This is good stuff.
I mean, you can hear this.
You can get this on Rumble any day.
But to have it on A.E.
Goodman?
No, no, no.
This is something new.
Well, he used to be a regular on the show, and then he was blacklisted for four years.
No kidding?
During the Trump administration.
Oh, interesting.
He was blacklisted, and so was Stephen Cohen, who'd be pretty much saying the same thing, only with a nicer voice.
Yeah.
Cohen had this beautiful voice.
Yeah, he did.
And so McGovern's brought back so let's listen now we got three clips left and more of this sort of thing and he's got this thesis about you know we've all been brainwashed and this is the now they're going to talk about the pipeline so so
The co-host of the show comes on and starts talking, and he's baffled by the fact that we're even considering the fact that the Russians tried to blow up the pipeline because it makes no sense to him, makes no sense to anybody with common sense, and he wants McGovern's thoughts on it.
Now, Ray McGovern, let's begin with you.
Why don't you lay out... I'm sorry?
You did the same thing.
You played the wrong clip again.
What am I supposed to be playing?
Ray McGovern Pipeline 1.
Oh, because you said back.
He's back.
That's what triggered me.
Everything's breaking.
They've been trying to investigate what actually happened there, and these ludicrous claims, in my view, that Russia would blow up its own $10 billion project of supplying energy to Europe.
There you go, Juan.
Most Americans would be prepared to believe that, and I would submit that that's a direct result of six years' worth of brainwashing.
Now, with respect to what Putin has said, now, Matt is free to quote Putin, but not erroneously.
Putin spelled out very precisely what the aims of that invasion was.
He said it was a demilitarization and denazification of Ukraine.
There was no indication that he sent enough troops in there to take over Kiev.
As a matter of fact, they've been very reluctant to shell the cities until now, until many provocations have happened.
So, you know, you have to kind of really not do what I call the Giuliani theorem.
You recall what he said to that Arizona legislator about corruption in the election.
He's on the phone.
He says, there's lots of corruption.
You've got to look at it.
It's corrupt.
And the legislator said, well, oh, my God.
Well, sure, we'll look at it.
What's the evidence?
And Giuliani famously said, Well, we have lots of theories, but no evidence.
Now, I would suggest to Matt that he's got a nice theory there that Putin wants to take over Ukraine, and that Putin wants to take over maybe the rest of Europe, like other people say.
There's no evidence for that.
Now, with respect to the West Germans, the West Europeans, and particularly the Germans, I know the Germans real well.
I spent five years there.
Some of them are my best friends, all right?
They are so subservient to the United States 77 years after the war that it's hard for me to believe they won't stand up on their own two feet when, and it's very clear to me, when the U.S.
or its allies, U.K., blow up, blow up Nord Stream 1 and 2.
I mean, hello?
So he's convinced that we did it, and we have some evidence that the UK actually did it.
Two things.
One, I love the use of, there's no evidence.
I mean, points for using Dvorak's defense.
Love that.
There's no evidence.
There is no evidence.
Second point, just to bring us up to speed, and I can only find really the Daily Mail reporting on this for anything kind of mainstream.
Apparently, according to sources, former Prime Minister of the UK Liz Truss' cell phone was hacked and a text message has surfaced from her to Secretary of State Abe Lincoln that took place right after the explosion of the Nord Stream pipeline and her text message, according to sources, was, it's done.
And that, of course, now explains why she had to get kicked out, if true.
This could be an obvious ruse, but who knows?
It's fun the way, you know, it's like, you could package this up and you could, I think we could make some money for it on Netflix.
Maybe Hulu, maybe Hulu.
The Russians have been hacking the, forever.
Forever they're hacking this stuff, so they're getting these, they're probably in the system, you know?
If not the Chinese, if not the Chinese.
If not that you want, both the men and the CIA.
We're no slouches.
Yeah.
So you got all three of these agencies.
So whatever you, so if you're Liz Trust sending out texts, every agency spook in the world has got a copy of it.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
Yeah, but what were they saying here?
They were saying the government would not comment, but they said they had robust cyber threat protection in place.
Yeah, sure.
Yeah, no.
I mean, we know this happened, and if it was hacked at all, how about this?
We hacked it.
We put it on her.
Could be.
We did it to Angela Merkel.
We were spying on her.
Remember that?
During Obama?
Oh yeah, we were just totally spying on her.
So let's get back to... And then she got kind of irked, which kind of backs up McGovern.
She got kind of irked about it and then she backed off.
Yeah, she likes life.
So let's get Natasha's response to that, and also Juan's question about Nord Stream.
Newsweek reported, speaking to reporters on February 7th, Biden said, if Russia invades, that means tanks or troops crossing the border of Ukraine again.
There will no longer be a Nord Stream 2.
We will bring an end to it, the president said.
A journalist asked Biden how he could do that, since Germany was in control of the project.
The president replied, I promise you we will be able to do it.
So if you could talk about both Nord Stream and the rest of what Ray McGovern just said.
Sure.
I mean, just to address Nord Stream first, I think what the president clearly meant there was that Nord Stream 2 would not be brought online.
The project would be halted.
I don't think that was a threat, despite the tendency of some to try and interpret it as a threat that the United States would blow up Nord Stream 2.
And there's no evidence that the United States was responsible for that.
As for some of these other claims about what Putin really wants, I feel like we're getting into just bizarre territory here, to claim that Putin wasn't trying to take over Kiev.
Listen, the Russians landed strike teams outside Kiev with the goal of toppling the Ukrainian government.
These troops were not just there to go camping, OK?
I mean, the plan clearly was to land forces inside Kiev to take control of the government.
Clearly, Russia miscalculated.
They did not send enough troops.
They did not have solid enough supply lines to support these troops.
But then to turn around and point to Russia's poor planning as somehow evidence that Putin's goals were much more modest, I think is just untenable.
I did not claim that Putin wants to take over all of Europe.
I pointed out that Putin himself claimed that he wanted to reestablish what he describes as Russia's historic right.
So I don't want to overstate that, but I do, again, want to point people to things that Putin has written and said about this, which give a good idea of his own goals.
Well, no.
So that's the other guy.
He's the one arguing with McGovern.
Yeah.
And he says pretty standard stuff, so it's nothing special.
So McGovern, his final clip is Pipeline 3, and McGovern kind of wraps it up here.
Hold on a second.
Fire.
So let's get Matt Tusser's response to that, and also Juan's question about Nord Stream.
Newsweek reported, speaking to reporters on February 7th, Biden said, if Russia invades, that means tanks or troops crossing the border... This is the same clip you just played.
This is... This is... Well, then what am I supposed to be playing?
Well, you must have played that clip.
No, no.
I played two.
So play clip two and see what you get.
I don't know why, John, but for some reason my brain's not parsing your labeling.
It's my brain, not you.
German industry is going to go... This the one?
Do we play this one?
I don't know.
Let's play it.
German people are going to go... No, we have not played this one.
I'm sorry.
I'm so sorry.
German industry is going to go... German people are going to go... Okay, this winter.
And German people, will they ever act any different than they did in 1933?
And stand up on their own two legs and say, no, we're not going to abide by that.
The Germans had the majority in 1933.
There are a majority of German citizens who feel straight away that this is unnecessary.
And I dare say they may follow the checks and many of the others who by the tens of thousands are already in the streets.
I just hope that they see their way to standing on their own two feet and saying, look, you know, we put up a lot of stuff.
And when you blew up those pipelines, we're going to freeze.
And also our industry is going kaput.
Would you lay off?
We're going to stay on our own two feet.
We're going to make a deal with the Russians.
Now, there are reports that the Germans were already talking with the Russians about a deal on energy, on gas supplies, when those pipelines were sabotaged.
So, you know, it's a real sad story in Europe.
It's going to be sadder as the months go by.
And not only that, but, you know, as the ice covers those fields in Ukraine, Russian forces are going to go forward.
And there is a hint in Putin's most – his latest speech that Odessa, okay, Odessa could be negotiated about.
People ought to look at that.
People ought to read his speeches.
People ought to read through the Q&A.
Now, if Odessa can easily fall – after all, it's a Russian city – If it can fall to the Russians, well, maybe they'd be able to negotiate on that and say, look, we'll make a deal here.
Let's talk and let's work out something where we stop and Ukraine persists in a smaller way, but the war is over and Ukrainians stop dying by the thousands.
I just had a thought as I'm listening to this.
If you take away the so-called friendship we have with the European Union, which, let's face it, who really controls the European Union?
Germany.
Germany is in charge of everything.
And right now they have the actual control.
Yeah.
And Madame Lagarde, I'm not buying that she's French.
She's got some Germanic in her.
Maybe all of this Including climate change, but certainly the cutting off of Russia was to interrupt what always the fear has been, is Russia and Germany creating a bond and this is really an indirect proxy war on Germany instead of Russia?
Is that possible?
It's a good one.
Well, it just kind of hit me, you know, it's like we all pretend like we're really all buddy-buddy.
But then on the other hand we got, you know, Boris Johnson saying, hey, you know, we gave the most to Ukraine, the most, we did the most.
What do you mean you did the most?
We spent the most money.
And I don't think Ursula looks really happy.
And I think, yeah, I don't know.
Well, she has other problems, too, that may be compounding her look.
She does.
Yeah, she does.
But, well, there's some things amiss, and McGovern's point about the Germans being weenies and lapdogs is well taken, at least at some level.
I know the one country that really hated Trump the most may have been Germany.
Jawohl!
Jawohl!
I don't know.
Well, that's just what it is, and so we'll find out more as time goes by.
That's interesting that he's back.
I mean, that paid off.
Your Amy obsession has paid off today.
It is interesting that he's back.
He's not... It doesn't seem as... He's analytical, but not as much as he used to be, so I think he's getting old, but, you know, it'd be nice if Stephen Cohen was still alive.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We can't go there.
I mean, he got taken out.
Got taken out.
Alright, the other big story which I think we should comment on, because it's starting to trend in my prediction, is Elon and Twitter.
This is, you know, Elon went above and beyond.
I thought that he would just set out to have everybody verified.
Which is the equivalent of, um, know your customer, KYC, which is very typical in the banking world.
He went one step further.
He said, we know I'm going to get your banking info and I'm going to verify, authenticate you.
I think it's the term.
And, uh, what do you think?
Uh, you've been in Silicon Valley for a long time.
You've seen the subscription, the advertising models.
You are in fact, a expert.
You still live in Northern Silicon Valley to be in the milieu, so to speak.
I'm in the milieu.
In the milieu.
Do you think this is a wise move?
Well, you know, if you want to cut your customer base to about one hundredth of what it is, it might work.
up to The problem is with the mill you always, what it prides most, what it values most, what it values most, and you'll know this as I say it, eyeballs.
Well, that's if the model is advertising and that's the end goal, is an advertising money machine.
And I don't think that... I mean, looking at Twitter's track record, it might not be a great platform for that.
If that's why he bought it, then that doesn't make sense to me.
They've just never really done well with their making profit at all.
They haven't even done a borderline good job of figuring out how to do advertising.
If they figured it out, it's like, you know, search engines went on for years and years before somebody figured out how to do advertising.
By buying some other company that did it fairly well.
Yes, of course.
But, you know, there's AltaVista and there was Yahoo and all these other people that did kind of search engines that were not doing, you know, they were losing their ass on it.
It was like a lost leader.
And there was, you know, AltaVista was a lost leader for the Digital Equipment Corporation, you know, it was a mini-computer maker.
Twitter, I think, is in that same category.
They didn't have any smart people there, Dick.
They were all interested in the politics of it all and the diversity thing, like that phony clip I played at the last show.
To me, this smells more like a red herring.
You know, $20, $8.
You got Calacanis out there yelling about how much it should cost and what the benefit would be.
and well, we have to make...
What's the benefit?
I just want to know what Calacanis said the benefit is.
The benefit, well, forget about the payment.
The benefit of authenticating everybody is you can ignore the rest or maybe even at a user level, ignore everybody who's not authenticated or add them or whatever you want to do.
So that just means that you have to authenticate, meaning this is me and this is my account.
And I got an interesting note from one of our producers who has a verified Twitter account.
Now, this may be under old regime, I don't know, but this happened today.
He changed his icon, so he has a verified account, and he changed his icon to Trump.
And he got the message, your account has been blocked.
What happened?
We have determined that for this account, This account violated the Twitter rules specifically for violating our rules around verification.
As a verified user, you may not make changes that will alter the identity you initially used to qualify for verification.
The blue badge on Twitter lets people know that an account of public interest is authentic.
Significant changes to a verified profile can lead to confusion and erode the meaning of the badge.
Deceptive changes to the identity of your verified account may result in permanent suspension.
So to unlock you can delete the content that violates our rules, which is the profile image.
So they have the mechanisms that once you're verified, or I would say authenticated, is more like it.
Then you're good to go.
And Calacanis is out there tweeting about this.
Well, this is how you get rid of bots.
You authenticate everybody.
So it may just be a red herring, like, yeah, it's going to be free for everybody anyway.
This is not about advertising.
Elon is going 100% for the WeChat app.
That's what he's trying to do.
He's got a hard-on for it.
He's always wanted to be in the payment business.
So he's been in the payment business, we know that.
Correct.
And so now, you know, the honeymoon is over, everybody was up and dancing around, and woo!
Elon, our savior!
Nice to see our savior dressed in a Halloween costume that is the, the costume is the Satan's helper.
Cool.
But, you know, it seems like he's making the same old dumb mistakes as everyone else has done.
- National rights groups are demanding a meeting with Elon Musk to discuss what they describe as a rise in racial and religious hatred on Twitter since Musk brought the company.
The NAACP, Urban League, and National Action Network want to know more about how Musk plans to moderate content and protect against abuse.
Bloomberg reports Musk is planning to cut half of the jobs at Twitter to cut costs. - Of course, you won't need the whole advertising staff.
Just get rid of that.
If they could get some people to play for some premium... I don't know.
I just don't see any of that being the endgame.
It has to be the financial... It has to be payments.
I don't understand what else it could be.
And people are pissed off at him.
He's got the Anti-Defamation League and all these people in.
They're gonna have the council.
There's very little faith in what he's doing.
I'm not gonna argue that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He is, however, getting a... Remember, I'm just going to repeat that my prediction was he will destroy Twitter.
And if it's no longer fun to use or you can't troll, that's kind of destroying Twitter.
But there is an assist and there is movement in the space, as they say.
We've been carefully watching TikTok.
Oh no, that evil, evil, evil Chinese Communist Party app that is tracking us.
Please pay no attention to all the other American companies tracking you.
Oh no, it's the Chinese.
Please pay no attention to the fact that they are eating Meta's lunch for Facebook and Instagram and even Google's feeling it.
So what do we do?
I don't believe there is a path forward for anything other than a ban.
2% snap up about 3.5% after a report in Axios that FCC's Commissioner Brandon Carr says CFIUS should move to ban TikTok.
He's referring to revelations about TikTok and Parent ByteDance's management of user data.
And Carr said, quote, I don't believe there is a path forward for anything other than a ban.
He's, of course, one of five FCC commissioners.
And the FCC itself does not actually have any authority over TikTok.
CFIUS does.
And CFIUS is currently in talks with TikTok to determine if it can or should be divested to a U.S.-based company.
TikTok got back to us with a statement, CFIUS.
Saying, quote, Commissioner Carr has no role in the confidential discussions with the U.S.
government.
Going on to say, we are confident that we are on a path to reaching an agreement with the U.S.
government that will satisfy all reasonable national security concerns.
A Treasury spokesperson telling CNBC that its CFIUS division is, quote, committed to taking all necessary actions within its authority to safeguard U.S.
national security.
So this is what's interesting.
This is not Department of Homeland Security.
This is not the NSA, the National Security Agency.
Not the CIA.
This is not the cyber intrusion.
What's a CISA?
They're too busy telling us that election results is very normal to have glitches and for it to be delayed.
Don't worry.
It's fine.
It's not them.
No, it's the CFIUS.
And CFIUS is literally a department in the Treasury Department.
The Committee on Foreign Investment in the U.S., CFIUS.
So what are they going after here?
Why is it, if they're spying and using our data, why, I don't understand, isn't that a different, a whole different, isn't that defense?
You would think.
And by the way, you know, this is so funny and ironic because Trump was about to do all this.
And the same people that are bitching and moaning now are the same as, oh, Trump's going to do it.
No!
Whatever Trump wants to do is no good.
Trump would have had TikTok shut down by now.
Yeah.
But would he have done it to help out Facebook and Twitter and Google?
No, he would have just done it.
I mean, I don't think he was any... He just thought it was a bad thing and he was going to shut it down.
He made a big stink about it.
But because he did, The pushback was, no, no, no, we can't do that.
And so nothing happened, and now they wanna do it, but they've already set their places in the sand there.
It's no good.
Nothing's gonna happen to TikTok, that's my bet.
People like TikTok.
No, Silicon Valley, Big Tech doesn't like TikTok.
Big Tech no liking TikTok!
When they had their chance to do something about it, when Trump was in office, they sat on their asses, no, too late.
The public loves TikTok.
It's funnier than the other stuff.
I mean, there's some good stuff on Instagram here and then, not again.
Are you trolling on Instagram again?
I can't believe it.
I have an account.
I told you the story.
I have an email address on Google that is pretty generalized and somebody used it to get a TikTok account, so I have their account now.
They haven't been on it for years.
When I want to check in on TikTok on Instagram, I go Insta.
I still have no Facebook access because I refuse to join.
Since I mentioned this, The director of CISA, CISA, the Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency, they say, okay, let me see, her name is Jen Easterly, and she said voters should expect normal errors and glitches, such as burst water pipes during the midterm elections next week.
Wait, what?
Yeah.
Yeah.
You just threw that in, right?
No, no, no.
The quote includes burst water pipes?
Yeah, that's what it's in quotes.
Quote, I want to really be clear about what Cesar's role is.
We're going to come by, you know, if you don't want to pay, you might have some broken windows.
I want to be really got nothing to do with it.
This is a good voice.
You got more?
Yeah.
So, they burst water pipes.
Okay.
Normal errors and glitches.
I want to be really clear about what Seesaw's role is in this.
You know, we are not an intel agency.
We are not a law enforcement agency.
Well, what are you?
She said during a talk at the Center for Strategic International Studies at a think tank.
Oh, more quotes.
We don't work with the platforms on what they do around content.
That's entirely their decision.
It is their terms of service and I want to be very clear about this.
I do not want this.
We do not censor information.
What does this have to do with normal errors and glitches?
This is weird, man.
That is very strange.
We've gone nuts.
Just to add to the creepiness, election day this year, we will have simultaneously a very rare total lunar eclipse which will turn the moon red.
When's this?
On Tuesday, November 8th.
I mean, I shouldn't say when, I meant where.
Oh, this is a good question.
I don't think it's taking place around here.
Span more than five hours.
From 517 a.m.
to 642 a.m.
Do you have an eclipse map?
You got an eclipse map?
I do not.
I do not.
Under clear skies, the eclipse will be visible across North and Central America and can be easily viewed with the naked eye.
Through a telescope or binoculars could help you enjoy an even more impressive view of the blood red moon.
Areas with dark skies, such as rural spots and designated dark sky parks, it's Fredericksburg, create the best view and conditions.
The whole of North America is going to be able to see this eclipse.
North and Central America.
I find that peculiar.
All right.
On to screwball topics, I feel really bad about what I'm going to play.
There's a big summit down in Buenos Aires called the C40, which is a bunch of mayors that meet up, including Adler.
Oh, you mean Adler from Austin?
I'm pretty sure it's Adler from Austin.
He's parting it up.
Where is this?
Buenos Aires, Argentina.
Listen up, Austinites.
You know, local action is important.
That's him.
And local action around the world, when it is coordinated and aligned and reinforcing Yeah.
It becomes the collective action that's needed to save the world.
Mr. Adler, you flew over 5,000 miles to be here to attend a summit that is promoting the elimination of fossil fuels.
Isn't that hypocritical?
The increase in carbon footprint for me flying over here were the advantages that are associated with physically being here.
And I made the choice that it was.
The impact of not meeting those goals is going to be pretty bad for the world.
I love that Stephen Adler is being held up as the shining example of a leader with great results.
Okay, hold on.
Just let me tell you what embarrasses me.
I didn't realize until I saw this clip what he looked like.
Yeah.
We've talked about him for 10 years.
Pretty much.
He's doofus, and I never knew what he looked like.
I always imagined what he looked like, and my imagination took me to kind of a thin, gaunt guy, like the mayor of Portland, kind of intellectual looking with maybe a hatchet face.
I'm not sure.
But I see this guy with his salt and pepper hair, and he looks stupid.
He looks like a big dummy.
Yeah, he does.
He looks like a douche.
He's a real estate lawyer.
That's his whole thing.
Now, they go on with the second clipper, which is the C40 clip.
Oh, goodness.
Okay.
The C40 clip, where the guy that's doing this is off of Rebel News, and they bring us to a web page, and then they start talking about it.
What they want to do, these idiots, is beyond belief, as he'll point out.
And I can't find his webpage, so I'm going to have to do a little more research, get a hold of the reporter, because their website, the c40.org site, people can go to it.
It is, it's a mile deep with crap.
And guess who's the head of the whole thing?
Soros.
Michael Bloomberg.
This was the second guess.
Oh wait, I'm anti-Semitic now!
Lincoln Jay for Rebel News here in Buenos Aires, Argentina, reporting on the C40 World Mayor's Summit with my colleague Katie Daviscourt.
We're just wrapping up day three of the summit, and for those of you that don't know, this summit is a gathering of mayors from cities all across the world who have come together here in Buenos Aires, Argentina, That's Bloomberg's whole deal.
So he flew everyone to Argentina?
Man, what a gambit!
...to discuss how they're going to transition into a green economy, a net-zero economy.
Now, some of the objectives on their agenda are pretty extreme, and I don't know if you're going to believe it, but it's on their website.
Now, their ambitious objectives, just to name a few, are to completely eliminate all private vehicles.
Completely eliminate.
Me and Derry.
And they want to only permit every human to purchase three articles of clothing a year.
Now, Soros' operation is one of the sponsors, but people should go to c40.org and look at the Who Are We stuff.
And it's like everybody except the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation is involved in this turkey.
Wait a minute.
How does that work?
Unbelievable if you look at the number of operations that are the funders and sponsors and it includes Soros.
Yeah.
And all kinds of other operations that shouldn't be there at all.
They should all be boycotted including American Express for having anything to do with this.
This is...
This is outrageous, this operation, and the demands are typical of Bloomberg with, you know, you can't eat sugar, you can't have sugar drinks, you can't do this, you can't do that, all these, the guy should be, you know, he's a fascist, if anyone really is, and it's just a horrible operation, and under the radar, it's been going on for a while.
Yeah, Clinton Foundation's in here, of course.
They're the city, we're the city network partners.
Google, so the funders, Amex.
Google.
Yeah, Google.
We have FedEx.
We got, what are the big names?
This is so, this is pretty big.
Wow.
Now is this just what we call, well it is clearly a drinking club.
But you're right, there is no Bill and Melinda Gates.
This is very interesting.
Is this just, I'm sure they're not against them.
No, they're probably not against it, but there's probably something it has to do with Bloomberg.
And I'm not sure that Gates and Bloomberg, I don't see their names associated much.
So they may have a beef.
Let's just do something really smart for a second.
No results for Gates Foundation on their website.
Well, this kind of folds in.
First of all, I might want to point out that Greta is growing up.
I don't have any clips, but they're trying to reposition her now.
And she's not going to COP 27.
And she is now starting to talk about Germany should leave their nuclear open.
So she's shifting somehow.
I'm not quite sure what's going on.
But she's not going to be disrupting anything, particularly the news coverage at COP.
Unless she's joined some other group, you know?
Well, there was another woman before her, we discussed this maybe five years ago, who was also a young girl, and she was brought up pretty much the same way, and then she got older, she became a teen, and then she got into her twenties, and then she became just the head of some Brando, you know, climate change organization.
Brando?
What will be happening this year at COP 27 is the Hydrogen Transition Summit.
Also known as the Hydrogen Transition Summit.
This is taking place in Egypt, and this is a critical moment.
I'm reading from the brochure.
Critical moment in time for the global energy transition.
We've been following the hydrogen.
I think the EVs are going to be over.
It's going to be hydrogen.
This is the revolution that they're all talking about, which involves at least another 10 years of R&D.
And fundraising.
This must-attend summit will convene regulators, decision makers, and investors, providing them with a comprehensive perspective on global... This sounds like a podcast conference.
It will have creators, advertisers, decision makers, investors providing your podcast with a comprehensive perspective on global deployment, investment momentum, and how cost technology and infrastructure barriers may be overcome to make your podcast solutions competitive.
The summit will create crucial momentum through in-personal attendees and global digital audience, which you too can use on your podcast.
Egypt is investing heavily in green hydrogen in a bid to help phase out fossil fuels and reduce carbon emissions.
With a pipeline of $40 billion in funding set up by the National Committee, the European Bank for Reconstruction and Development, and other elitist international banking partners to accelerate development in the run-up to COP27, hydrogen is playing a critical role in the global energy transition.
Well they're not really, they're just not being honest about all this.
And right now the technology is anything but green.
Anyway.
Yeah, well if you stay with EVs...
So the other, and one of our producers said, oh my goodness, I can't believe all of us, none of us caught this.
Now we know the Just Stop Oil people have been throwing food and soup and other things on glass-protected valuable works of art, and then also gluing their hands to the walls, to the pavement, to Ferraris, all kinds of things.
And they're getting the attention.
But no one has really heard from them and NPR got Amanda Plummer One of the I think she threw the tomato soup or the mashed potato And interviewed her, and I thought it was really good.
And I love how, I mean, the whole thing was eight minutes.
You know, it's got a little bit here.
Stop if you can't handle it.
But this is a typical millennial raised in a world to believe that we are all going to die from climate change.
It is irreversible, even at this point perhaps, that no one is doing anything and action is needed.
I'm not sure who they're funded by, but I'm sure it's part of the Sunshine Movement, and we know where all that comes from.
Some troublemakers.
Go on.
Plummer is with Just Stop Oil, a climate activist organization in the UK.
Yesterday, the group sprayed orange paint in government and corporate buildings in London.
In recent weeks, several groups in Europe have seized attention with protests against fossil fuel.
And Plummer was involved in splashing a famous painting with soup.
The painting was protected with glass, which can be cleaned, but Plummer intended to send an indelible message.
My brother wants to have a kid in the next year.
I'm doing this so that one day I can look my niece or nephew in the eye and say that I fought for your future.
Is that not right out of the programming playbook, what she's spitting back here?
Unbelievable.
Is that not what these children have been told to do?
Yeah.
In the full belief in science?
Trust the science.
They don't teach them science, they teach them this.
Yes.
And from where she's coming from, her background, her education, yeah, I understand how you get to this.
Plummer is a 21-year-old university student who joined the movement earlier this year and came on the phone from their dorm in London.
I'm sorry, she's a Zoomer.
She's not even a millennial.
She's a Zoomer.
Goodness.
Just Up Oil started going out into action in April and all through April we went to the heart of the fossil fuel industry.
We climbed up on tankers to stop them moving.
We formed blocks in front of oil depots so none of the tankers could come and leave.
We had incredibly brave people dig tunnels under oil terminals so the roads had to be closed off and staying in these tunnels for weeks sometimes.
We went to petrol stations and smashed up petrol pumps and destroyed the machines that are destroying us.
Wait a minute.
Digging a tunnel under the... I mean, by the way, this interviewer is such a dick.
It's like, oh, what?
Digging a tunnel?
But she's saying destroying the machines that are destroying us.
I mean, this is real programming just... just coming back like instant recall.
Smashed up petrol pumps and destroyed the machines that are destroying us.
So the gas pumps are destroying us.
That's what it is.
There's a machine, gas pumped a machine.
It looks like a robot.
Um...
Yeah, you know, it's almost as though that, again, an op, that this woman's a test subject.
MKUltraPlus, MKUltraPlus.
And we're watching her perform.
It's dynamite.
Wait a minute, digging a tunnel under the road, so the person is essentially saying, if you want to drive on this necessary road, you're going to have to kill me.
Yeah, it risks the driver's life and the tunneler's life.
Now, at what point did the group get into this practice of targeting museums, paintings?
Since October, we have been engaging in disruptive acts all around London, because right now, what is missing to make this change is political will.
So our action in particular was a media-grabbing action to get people talking, not just about what we did, but why we did it.
And what did you do?
Me and my amazing friend Anna threw soup on the Vincent van Gogh sunflower painting.
In the National Gallery of Art there in London?
Yes.
What kind of interview was this?
Geez, man.
Oh, do I just give her all the answers?
What is worth more, art or life?
Are you more concerned about the protection of a painting or the protection of our planet and people?
There's the two of you.
You're wearing Just Stop Oil t-shirts.
You've gone beyond the rope that protects the painting.
There's tomato soup all over the painting on the wall.
And each of your left hands are on the wall.
What's going on there?
So, we had our hands glued to the wall behind us.
What did that feel like?
Well, I've glued quite a few times and people always ask me, doesn't it hurt?
Isn't it uncomfortable?
It really isn't.
I mean, the police have this solvent that they use, which just debonds you from the wall.
It's not painful at all.
It still seems maybe like it'd be annoying until they get you off the wall, that you're stuck on the wall.
Yeah, admittedly, we didn't choose the most comfy positions.
One, to grab people's attention.
It hasn't been done before and it was something new.
But almost more importantly, to draw attention to the cost of living crisis.
In the UK, we are facing... Wait, wait.
I know.
What?
She's from climate change, the cost of living?
She wraps it up.
Tori, what are we talking about here?
She wraps it up.
By the way, I'm surprised they didn't use the angle that they're trying to stop petroleum and those are oil paintings.
And so her t-shirt instead of saying stop oil, stop oil paintings.
But here's what I don't really understand.
So they're LARPing.
I mean, they're not using, you know, they know that the cops have solvent to get their hands off, so their hands are not ripped.
Their skin is not sticking to the wall.
They know they're not actually destroying anything.
So now that you, and she just talks about it openly, that kind of removes the effectiveness.
And it's probably a good way to get your ass kicked.
Yeah, since you're glued to the wall, something can come up and just pummel you.
And it looks, looking at their website, justopoil.org, it looks like...
It's like a pretty autonomous organization.
I'm not sure that there's... If there's big money or big organization behind it, it's well hidden.
The website's professional.
They're taking Bitcoin and Ethereum donations.
That's always a tip-off.
It's not necessarily an accredited organization behind it.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Weird.
Well, she's got her self-attention.
I don't know what, you know, what's drawing attention.
I just don't know why they just don't toss these people in jail.
They're just kids.
Seriously.
They're just kids, man.
She's 21.
She's old enough to know better.
Uh, I would like- And she's gonna keep doing this.
Oh yeah.
Till somebody gets hurt.
Huh?
I would like to leave- You've done that before?
Yeah.
Until someone's eye gets poked out, is that what you mean?
Somebody gets hurt.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I would like to lead into, I think you have a series here that, uh, that'll be fun because I know you did some work on it.
I hope you put some cool edits in there, but in order to get you into anything related to the pharmaceutical industry, the military industrial complexes role in that, um, anything to do with, uh, COVID or, uh, or you know, bats or labs.
I'd like to take us back to 1997.
What were you doing in 1997?
1997?
Yeah.
It's before we were doing the show.
There's a hint.
About 10 years before we started the show.
I was probably at a trade show in Germany.
Yeah, and I was probably doing a quarterly investor call about the earnings.
Wearing a suit like a doofus.
While we were doing that, let's go back first.
David Icke was laying the foundation for things we're talking about today and what you're about to most likely discuss.
It's just amazing that ten years before we started this show, here's what he was saying.
They were going to create new viruses in laboratories that were resistant to drugs, that they were going to use that to cull the population, that they were going to use vaccinations to cull the population, and also that they were going to change the way that healthcare treated old people so that
More and more old people died and didn't go long into life because from their extraordinarily sick perspective, old people are useless to them.
And what we're looking at now very clearly is this attempt to play that card of mass global immunization With a excuse of this manufactured virus to get access to the bodies, the body computer systems as I would say, of almost everyone on the planet.
And they're not doing that because they want to protect people from anything.
Crikey!
The force that's saying be vaccinated is the force that created the virus which they're saying be vaccinated against.
They're doing this to get access to the global population for very, very malevolent reasons.
And what people need to realize is that these families do not come from the same perspective of life and respect that we do.
They see humans like cattle.
Nothing more than cattle.
And most humans see cattle.
They therefore have no empathy with the consequences for the human population of their actions.
So if people say, they'd never do that mate.
No, no.
You'd never do that.
They do it all the time.
Twenty-five years ago.
Not bad.
Not bad.
Well, my clips, which are a series from a little small lecture in Virginia, my clips say just the opposite.
Interesting.
So, let's start off with what I think is what is happening.
I hinted about this in a newsletter, not this last one, but the one before.
That they are deciding to let us in on what's, at least, not us as a whole, not the whole, the entire public, but the number of people that want to keep, that want to be in the know, can be in the know, and we're going to do that on this show.
And we're going to let everybody in on the know.
If you know, you know.
On the know, that's what we do.
If you know, you know.
It's hello.
Hold on a second.
Wake up the kids.
So if you, so we start with the, uh, the, what you complained about three shows ago, which was the release of the report saying that the virus was, uh, and it's out there and we have it.
It's been linked on the No Agenda Social Report from the Senate saying, Hey, the show notes show notes.
It's from a peculiar committee.
It's a subcommittee, but it's not one of the intelligence committees yet.
If you look at the signature that signs off on this report, it's Senator Burr.
As the minority signer of this report, which was done by the Democrat Senate.
So he's a Republican, just so everyone understands.
He's not only a Republican, he is the Republican who's the head of the Intelligence Committee when the Republicans are the head of it, or he's actually this, now he is the second.
Hold on, is he related to... No, okay, never mind.
Richard Burr.
Yes, keep going.
So Burr is a spook, and I say that because he's the one that was, when Feinstein was getting spied upon when she was the head of the Senate Committee on Intelligence, there's supposed to be oversights, these are oversight committees, this is the oversight committee.
They started spying on her because she was irked about the torture and all the rest of it.
Evidence being destroyed and they did a torture report.
If you remember this, it's all reminders.
They did a torture report that they wanted to release and everybody came out of the woodwork saying no.
Journalists including Richard, what's his name on NBC?
All these guys that are, you know, kind of working double duty for the CIA and various networks.
Oh, no, no, no.
You shouldn't release that report.
So they released it internally in a room.
You can go in there and look at it if you were qualified, if you had the security first.
Oh, right.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You could go in the skiff.
And Burr made a big public performance about, he doesn't want to see it.
So Burr was, he's a good little boy.
I'm not looking.
I don't want to know.
I don't want to see it.
I don't want to know.
So Burr is the signatory on this release and I'm thinking, wait a minute, this is odd because this seems like they're trying to, they want to let us know if you want to know, you'll know.
Again, back to that.
So we moved to Robert Malone and we've done a lot of clips with Robert Malone and we, we've both thought Robert Malone's a little spooky himself.
A useful idiot for the intelligence agencies.
Maybe more than that.
I don't think that doesn't mean he's dumb, by the way, but just to review quickly, the reason why we or I came to that conclusion is because he's the perfect target for CIA because he kind of doesn't get the credit for the mRNA invention.
He got, I think, a little bit ripped off, you know, typical university big pharma system.
And, you know, for years he's been trying to tell everybody, hey, you know, I did this, not Fauci, not that.
So now to be put in the spotlight, he's loving all the attention and we caught him many times just soaking it up and laughing about, just feeling good about being recognized, even though it's not necessarily for his invention, it's just for being an expert on the topic.
Well, I still think he's a spooky guy, and this what he did here in Virginia, which is available, he has two substacks.
There's one obscure, which is the one where this came from, and then there's another one where he's writing every couple days.
Is he so spooky he glows in the dark, is what we say.
He's a glowy.
A glowy is the term.
He could be a glowy.
So he's going to tell us what's going on with the whole thing, the entire three-year scam, and we already know now that this thing came from a lab, because the other guy, the borough, signed off on this report from the Senate.
So let's start with Malone 1.
And the International Alliance of Physicians.
Hold on, and let me just preface a little bit.
I'm only putting, the first three clips are teasers.
The first clip is to kind of give you an indication of who this audience is, because when he says This is not a vaccine.
It's a genetic thing.
This audience, I think, mostly doctors and other people.
This is a lecture he's doing?
He's giving a presentation.
He's giving a lecture.
And he put it on his own sub-stack because, again, he's like, no one looks at my lectures, man.
That's true.
I'm sure of it.
But here we go.
And the International Alliance of Physicians and Medical Scientists have been very clear about our position regarding these products.
I won't call them vaccines.
I think that's really not an appropriate term.
Given their activity.
Oh, standing O. But that's not my purpose here.
Oh, it's a friendly audience.
Bunch of anti-vaxxers in that audience.
Well, there are people who know that this isn't a vaccine.
It's, and he'll bring it out what it is, it's a platform and we've heard that before.
Yes, it's an operating system.
And so here we go with the teaser, the long teaser.
This is Malone number two before he starts really talking about the nitty gritty.
I want you to understand the difference between the payload and the platform.
We're talking about the fundamentals of the pharmacology of this product category.
And I want you to understand how and why it's being pushed.
Okay, so this is more about me trying to give you insight and understanding about what is going on here as seen through this one lens of the mRNA technology and the falsehoods and truths that are behind it.
It is only one of many lenses.
I've spoken about mass formation.
I've spoken about the World Economic Forum.
I've spoken about the administrative state.
There's so many variables going on here that we could talk for eight hours, okay?
But I'm just going to focus on the RNA.
Why mRNA vaccines?
So, why is this being pushed?
Whoa!
So he gives this whole spectrum of horrible malfeasance, but I'm not going to talk about that.
Okay, he has my attention.
Okay, I think that was enough, so let's go to clip three.
Why is this, there is this universal, global, and understand what you've experienced here in Virginia.
is mirrored by the people that I was just speaking to at a conference in Padua, Italy, about an hour and a half ago.
The same things have been experienced in Brazil, all over the Western world.
Why has this been pushed?
What is the unmet need that's being addressed?
I'm not placing a value on whether they're right or wrong.
I just want you to understand the underlying logic, at least at the surface of this.
The problem we have is that the technology to enable individuals to engineer bioweapons has become so trivial that a college senior working out of their or somebody of similar education level they can self-train working out of their garage with stuff they can get off of ebay can easily recreate the most limited
lethal pathogen combinations that our government came up with in the biowarfare program that we ran for years.
And I'm not saying we're not still running it.
We do it under a different moniker.
We call it defensive bioweapons research, not offensive bioweapons research.
And I'm not sure what the difference is.
But that's the language that's imposed from the biowarfare treaty that was signed.
It leaks like a sieve.
But I want you to understand, and just to kind of frame it, with traditional vaccine technology, we anticipate having vaccines, if everything goes well, for all of the biowarfare agents
Deployed up until the end of World War two so that's tularemia and smallpox and all those things Vaccines for all of the biowarfare agents deployed up until the end of World War two And we'll have all those by the year 2050 if everything goes well This is very curious That should pique your interest.
Let's go to clip four.
Of course you pique my interest, but you always pique my interest.
Now we're in an environment in which a young adult or a bad actor in any part of the world can create very potent bioweapons.
Clearly, we don't have the capability to respond to that efficiently.
That is the underlying unmet medical need.
That's the problem set.
And we need to be all clear about that.
We get all wound up, and I'm not defending in any way the way this has been deployed.
I'm not saying that this solution is the best solution.
I'm just saying there is an unmet medical need.
Which is, there is a very significant threat, it is not trivial, it's not a figment of Cheney's imagination, that biowarfare agents can be engineered.
We have been doing most of the engineering up until this point, and the stuff that is going to come out in Bobby's next book, is going to blow your circuits in terms of what we have done in Georgia and Ukraine.
These things are being done.
And the problem is that once they're let loose, which we've all experienced over the last three years, it's almost three years now really, it's September, it's the end of September, the data shows that the beginning of the outbreak was at least September of 2019, if not earlier.
Once those things are let loose, they can sweep the world, and the technology is now advanced to the point where pathogens can be engineered so they're relatively specific for different ethnic groups based on their genetics.
Nice.
Okay, so pathogens can be engineered, and I can tell you my friends, or what used to be my buddies at DITRA, Defense Threat Reduction Agency, Chem Biodivision, are extremely, acutely aware Huh.
that agents can be engineered to target ethnic groups.
Huh.
Now, before we go further, so my initial thought as I'm listening to this, and he's credible in this area, I think, maybe he's defense intelligence, because this sounds like a story Trump maybe he's defense intelligence, because this sounds like a story Trump would want to have out there about why we need the vaccine platform for the forthcoming bio-terror that will be created in some numbnuts
Am I close?
Am I close?
That's what it is, actually.
And that new population control, which was a brainwashing theme which came out of, you know, people like David Icke.
Me?
David Icke.
Yes.
And so let's go to clip five.
So that's the battlefield.
That's the real environment we're in.
So we have to have some technology to enable rapid response.
And we need to have capabilities that can be deployed at the population level.
This RNA tech was one of the ones, together with monoclonal antibodies, that the government has long believed had huge potential to enable that type of rapid response They actually like monoclonal antibodies better.
The idea behind monoclonal antibodies that they really like is you can administer these products to a special forces group, they go in theater, do their business, come back out, go see their wife, monoclonal antibodies gone, it's cleared.
The problem is that the technology just has not performed.
The monoclonal antibody technology is too kludgy.
It's too cumbersome.
And what we've learned over the last three years is that viruses and pathogens can evolve to escape that fairly rapidly because they're fairly specific.
We've all seen viral evolution in real time.
We've experienced it.
So that's the unmet medical need that is being attempted, at least that's the justification underlying this, is that there is an unmet need for some technology that will now allow rapid response to both emerging pathogens and engineered pathogens such as biowarfare or terrorism-based pathogens.
So, why... By the way, he uses the word kludgy, which should be kludgy.
Kludgy, yeah.
And that kind of bothered me.
Why do you... So, if anything's kludgy, it's the mRNA platform.
Yeah.
Why is he only telling us this now?
He's been... He's not telling anybody.
He's telling this group.
He put it on... Nobody's listened to this.
No, but I'm saying, when he was sitting down with Joe Rogan, why didn't he say it then?
He had three and a half hours.
That's what, that was my point to begin with, which is why did that report finally come out when we knew it for two?
Anyone listening to this show knows it was done in the Wuhan lab.
It was a leak from the lab.
Why?
But it was denied, denied, denied, denied.
Everything's been denied until this point.
Now they're starting to come out what's really going on.
He was told it's okay to do this and that's what I think we're gonna get out of this and I think what it does is it creates a group of those in the know, No Agenda listeners.
If you want to believe this, and those not in the know, and it gives you a lot of insight into, you know, you can take sides on this one where you can have an attitude about it.
You cannot get the vaccine if you don't want to be a guinea pig.
But let's listen to the last clip.
It's not the complete last clip, but it's the wow clip.
The truth is that DARPA, which is the operational development arm, basically the CIA, fell in love with the RNA technology over a decade ago.
And they decided to capitalize it and force it into the market space.
And for instance, they're the ones that have capitalized through In-Q-Tel, their investment arm, the new RNA manufacturing facilities up in Canada.
This is a CIA program.
Don't, don't, you know, there's no ambiguity here.
I'm not telling state secrets.
The technology was basically pulled out of the trash can because it had been suppressed by Merck.
After I developed it over 30 years ago and advanced very aggressively by DARPA.
DARPA funded and basically built Moderna.
They're continuing to push all this and they're pushing it through the government.
And what you're seeing is the power of the intelligence community And the new biodefense industrial complex that's developed since the active threats attacks, and really goes beyond that, in being able to push their agenda through the government.
When you see all these things that Paul's documenting, all these circumventing of normal procedures and rules, that's happening because, largely, our intelligence community is pushing that through the administrative state structure.
Alright, bend over.
And there's one kicker on the end, which is the Malone XCIA clip.
This is the final kind of little thing to note.
All these circumventing of normal procedures and rules.
That's happening because, largely, our intelligence community is pushing that through the administrative state structure.
And why are they doing it?
I think if we just back up for a minute and say, okay, let's try to give them the benefit of the doubt for a moment.
Okay?
What I think they are believing Is that they have to push this they have to get acceptance for this technology Because there are no alternatives and the threat is so severe in their opinion in their spooky world The threat is so severe that something has to exist and this is the something they've latched on to I'm saying this not to defend them.
I'm saying this to try to help you to understand what you've been subjected to Wow Alright.
So, your analysis, and I'll give you mine.
Well, there's a couple of things I want to note.
Besides the fact that he says, K. K. I took most of them out.
Right.
K. Right, K. So, um...
So, is that it's interesting that the thesis is, is that the intelligence community, which has so much power, and we know this, that they could force, you know, everyone to, you know, you mentioned that you don't need a vaccine, you get kicked off of Twitter.
You put out something that's, you get kicked off of YouTube.
You get kicked off the New York Times, the Washington Post, all these guys, the people who are locked into, oh, the vax, vax, vax, vax, vax, mask, mask, mask.
They're all manipulated by an op, a giant three year long running op.
Kind of links into the McGovern commentary about being brainwashed.
So they brainwashed the public because we need to test, test, test.
And if you die, too bad, because it's part of the op.
You're going to die from the vaccine.
It's going to happen.
But you're probably going to die from some future version of it anyway.
You didn't have to take it, by the way, if you have a clue.
And a lot of people didn't.
And a lot of people did and bragged about it and then dropped dead the next day, which was just the most interesting of the ironies.
But the funny thing is, to me, is that he assiduously, and I use that word advisedly.
Good word, good word.
Could you explain assiduously?
Avoids the mention of the adenovirus.
Solution to the exact same problem.
That is the Johnson & Johnson vaccine and that is also a platform and that platform has been in play for a longer time because that's the platform that solved Ebola.
The Ebola vaccine is a vaccine based on the adenovirus and all the adenovirus stuff is not even mentioned.
It's not even discussed.
It's been bad-mouthed, as a matter of fact, but it's blood clots and all the rest of it.
And that's because the CIA, through their investment arm, Qintel...
In-Q-Tel.
Yeah, in-Q-Tel.
They are invested heavily and are basing all their future on Moderna and the whole mRNA thing.
I think they're short-sighted.
It's possible that the one-shot Johnson & Johnson shot at the time, which was cheaper by 10 bucks a shot and only required one shot and didn't require all these boosters, is the better platform.
And because of the pig-headedness of these intelligence people, They're going with the mRNA as bad as it is, because there's money to be made in there.
They're not going to make any money from Johnson & Johnson.
It's pathetic.
That's my takeaway.
Okay, my take, since this pops up now...
I'm going to bring in a little bit of our historical knowledge of this so-called deadly virus, which was really pretty much on par with flu, which flu itself disappeared during the COVID crisis.
All the reporting was bullcrap.
It was all manipulative at best.
The whole thing was pretty much a scam and people, of course, people die from the flu, sometimes 90, 100,000 that we've counted in the past.
It appears that these mRNA vaccines have not performed very well at all.
So, I mean, if they had to roll this out on the global population because someone can create something like SARS-CoV-2 in their garage, well, it's not worth it.
To me, this smells more like, finally Malone is Trusted by the Rumble, Brighteon community, you included apparently, and so now the next thing in their evil plan, which is to depopulate everybody, I'm with Ike on this, and the evidence of the continuous depopulation plans of the elites,
That this is a CIA op to get people believing in this and, hey, you know what, we probably should take this.
And I wonder where Trump stands in this, because he's the problem.
Did he endorse this and say this is good because he bought into this being the platform for this horrible thing, which is, come on, I mean, people died, but it was basically a flu.
Look at the numbers.
People are dying and becoming severely injured from the vaccine.
Okay, collateral damage, maybe.
But this, to me, this is the op right here.
He got his creds on Rogan.
He got, you know, he... Oh, I talked about mass formation.
No, you talked about mass formation analysis and took it straight to the Nazis.
This guy is no good.
I don't have any... I haven't played a clip of him since May of 21 for this very reason.
I don't trust him.
This is an op.
It very possibly can be an op.
There's no doubt about it.
And that's the way we always see things.
What you think is an op, if it's done right, it's not the op.
It's what you think is the op.
There are these convoluted ways of producing or making the public fall for things and use the ops.
It could all be bullcrap.
But I'm going to stick with the theory that what he says is exactly right and he has been given the go-ahead to produce this commentary.
If you don't want to ever like him again, I don't have any problem with that and I think it's a debatable situation anyway.
No, we need to keep our eye on him.
We can't just drop him now.
This is important.
No, I'm not.
Well, I'm not going to drop him.
You know, you can do what you want.
Yeah, no, I'm not arguing with you.
I'm just telling you what the facts are.
You can have your alternative facts.
It could be a double op, an op on an op on an op.
I mean, anyone who's ever seen the movie The Spy Who Came in from the Cold?
Yeah, understands the op in the op.
In the op.
The ops within ops.
And the spies themselves don't even know what's going on.
And the way this, because you got this, how did you come, because a producer sent the substack.
I don't know if we were both on that email.
Is that where you got it from or did you get it from someone else?
I got it from one of our producers.
I would have never found this in a million years.
And it's already been buried through obfuscation by Malone himself.
Which producer?
I don't have his name in front of me.
Yeah, I'm gonna go look.
I mean, yes, the show does that.
We are being used by the intel community on occasion to produce our analysis.
My analysis of Malone on Rogan is that he was the trusted
the trusted voice as per the propaganda and he went in and you know and it just seems I just can't forget where he came from and the fact that what so what we need to we need to run the risk of dying and I'm sure you're gonna be right in line for the next mRNA upgrade John you know you don't want to die of some crazy ass I mean have if anything's gonna be invented in a garage that only happens in Silicon Valley so you better get ready that's where garage things are built
Vitamin D3, my friend.
Wait a minute!
All this time, not monoclonal antibodies, not mRNA, but vitamin D3.
That'll do it.
In fact, kids, listen up.
Do you have RSV, COVID, and the flu?
Vitamin D3!
Alright, we've been telling you about RSV for weeks, and this morning, Pfizer is reporting that it's new RSV.
Oh, did you hear, John?
Pfizer is reporting.
Pfizer's reporting that they have a... Pfizer's reporting they have a vaccine!
Pfizer is reporting that its new RSV vaccine can protect newborns if it's given to pregnant women in the late second or third trimester.
Pfizer plans to submit the vaccine for FDA approval by the end of the year.
The vaccine is given as a single dose shot.
Pfizer says it's the best vaccine to demonstrate that it can protect infants against RSV immediately after they're born.
Now I've looked at all the news releases.
I looked at Pfizer.
Pfizer's website, their press release, they do talk about a protein, but they do not mention mRNA.
So I don't know if it's running on the platform.
No, I don't think, I don't think that.
That platform is, I think they've No.
No.
No, there's no way.
But they do suddenly have a vaccine.
The minute we got RSV, what's the difference between... I'm skeptical.
You know what it reminds me of?
It reminds me of the three-card Monty.
I mean, that's what they're playing, three-card Monty against us.
And Pfizer with all these things that comes out in the last, you know, ivermectin, forget it.
But you know, that other crazy stuff that doesn't work that Pfizer gives out and then you get the COVID again a couple of weeks after you stop taking it, that's good.
I mean, the whole thing is, it's bad.
And the only reason that I like this Malone presentation is I think it gives people at least an idea of what might be going on to the point where they can make some kind of smart decisions.
I mean, I don't know, I know a lot of people who never got vaccinated and they're fine.
Yeah, us included.
Yeah.
And there's other people who got vaccinated and they're not fine.
Yeah.
And now we're wondering about what's happened to Scott Adams.
Yeah, I don't know.
I mean, he already had issues.
He had all kinds of medical issues, psychological or not, you know, not being able to talk.
He's been very open about that.
Yeah.
And now he's like, I think I read somewhere that, oh, he had the wrong blood pressure medicine or something.
I don't know.
Maybe.
I do want to bring this up.
So an article went out on the Atlantic and it caught fire on the socials by Professor Emily Oster.
And so it's called Let's Declare a Pandemic Amnesty.
Let's focus on the future and fix the problems we still need to solve.
And she goes through all of the things That she did during COVID, how she treated other people, how she reacted, and why.
And she says, you know, we didn't know.
We didn't know.
And she goes through it, you know, she's basically saying, hey, look, this is because I did that, because I got this information.
I didn't know.
It was like, Wir haben es nicht gewusst, I think is the German version of it from the 40s.
Wir haben es nicht gewusst.
I didn't know.
In fact, I just realized that that is literally What the Germans said about the Jews.
But what she forgot to put in there was some semblance of atonement.
And this is the problem.
If there was even a simple, hey man, if I did any of this to you, I'm sorry.
That's it.
That's it.
You can't ask for someone's forgiveness.
It has to come from them.
By the way, Ray McGovern was talking about this on his long interview.
I don't know if it was on any of the clips, but he says, why don't these news media apologize for Russiagate?
They know it's a fake, it was a fraud.
No, I think it was in one of the clips.
And they won't say, I'm sorry, we screwed up.
They have no sense of atonement.
And so, this is the hard part.
I was just taking orders.
Yeah.
We didn't know.
Just taking orders.
Now comes the hard part, because I think if we want to have a world that kind of gets back to a place You know, I've always said, when people start to figure it out, like Scott Adams, when he started to figure out, oh, wait a minute, I was sold a bill of goods, don't go neener-neener.
Approach him with love.
Approach these people with love.
So, I'm not quite sure what to do about this particular thing, other than saying, gee, some atonement would be appropriate here.
And then, if there's atonement, then approach them with love and embrace, and let's see how we can move on.
But people not doing this, they're making a severe mistake.
And it just has to be, shit man, if I acted out of order, I'm sorry.
And I think most people can understand.
This is the key element.
Instead of Germany doing that, it was, never forget, never again.
Instead of, shit, we're sorry, Jews!
No.
And gypsies.
And gays.
And lesbians.
And other assorted weird people.
Cripples.
So...
If anything concerns me today, it's not the bioweaponry.
It's this.
This is a much bigger problem.
We have to be able to love each other moving forward.
Now, back to RSV.
No love for NPR.
Drugmaker Pfizer says the company's experimental RSV vaccine is showing promise for protecting newborn babies.
NPR's Rob Stein has the story.
Pfizer says a study involving about 7,400 pregnant people found that the vaccine cut the chances that babies would get severely ill from RSV in their first three months of life by nearly 82%.
The vaccine is designed to protect babies by generating antibodies in pregnant people that are then passed to their developing babies while they're still in the womb.
Based on the results, Pfizer says it plans to submit a request by the end of the year asking the Food and Drug Administration to license the vaccine.
I'd like to know, how many vaccines are there that are specifically for pregnant women?
Specifically?
I don't know of any.
I thought pregnant women weren't supposed to get these shots.
Troll Room.
RSV only causes cold-like symptoms in most people, but RSV can cause more severe disease in very young children and older people.
RSV is hitting the U.S.
unusually hard and early this year, straining many hospitals.
So, I've got nos and yes, but someone's going to tell me what vaccine.
I mean, the only needle I know of when a woman is pregnant is the amniocentesis.
You know, all this other stuff.
I mean, there's even questions, you know, okay, flu shot, maybe.
COVID shot, didn't work out so well for everybody.
Although, you know, how do you prove it?
Numbers are just numbers, it's not science.
CDC recommends pregnant women get two vaccines during every pregnancy, the inactivated flu vaccine and the live nasal flu vaccine.
Uh, CDC recommends that pregnant women, uh, oh, they said, the injection, not the live nasal flu.
I said, they do not have an injection, but, uh, nasal, nasal vaccine.
So this is, this is new and certainly, you know, just something to start spring on people.
Hey, don't worry, it's experimental.
Burns to use authorization.
It'll save your unborn child in the womb!
Yeah, wow.
Let's see how COVID is doing in the rest of the empire, the empire of the UK's.
Here's Australia.
A COVID variant soup has arrived in Victoria and concerns are growing that infections will soar.
We're joined by infectious disease expert, Professor Peter Colin Young from Canberra.
Nice to see you this morning, Professor.
I just like the COVID variant soup.
COVID soup, and how worried should people be?
Soup!
Soup!
Well, a soup just means there's a whole lot of different variants.
Okay, what is a flock of geese?
Is it gander?
No?
A lot of variants is... the medical term is soup.
So it's not like a multi-faceted viral megabomb, any kind of, no.
We just call, in the science, we call that soup.
Well a soup just means there's a whole lot of different variants.
As viruses survive and want to survive, they have slightly different mutations.
And that's what's happened this time.
There's something called BQ1 that's a variant of BA5 that's been around and caused a big wave in Australia last winter.
But that's what we expect and that will happen over the next number of years because this disease is not going to go away.
But unless we can show that it's not responding to the vaccines, that it's causing more death and hospitalisation, we really shouldn't get too worried.
So far, WHO said this a few days ago, there is no evidence that these strains or these variants are causing more severe disease or hospitalisation.
We know one thing.
If anyone says no evidence, It's probably gonna happen!
It's just historical knowledge.
All right, so they got the COVID variant soup, or as I say, COVID soup, in Australia.
How about the other places of the Empire?
How about Canada?
Montreal's Children's Hospital.
Alia, it is pretty bad.
I just checked a few minutes ago before going to air.
Right now, the ER is at 252% capacity, and it's not much better at St.
Justin Hospital.
They're sitting at 155%.
And it's not much better at St. Justin Hospital.
They're sitting at 155%.
This is unprecedented here at the Montreal Children's Hospital.
Unprecedented.
That's what staff, rather, is calling it.
They're seeing more sick children now than they did pre-pandemic, and the children coming into the ER are a lot sicker.
Now, there are several reasons.
It is a perfect storm of COVID, of the flu and RSV, which is a respiratory virus that affects mostly children, and it's hitting them a lot harder than usual, and children are being sent up to the ICU.
What's interesting here is that Australia, their main push is COVID variant soup.
I don't hear a lot of, I haven't seen a lot of RSV reports.
And Canada, of course, North America's all in.
Now we're going to cut to the hospital, the emergency room, while this report is taking place.
And you'll hear how long the wait times are.
Please bear in mind that you see the entire waiting room, with I'd say about a third of the chairs, empty.
Dr. Lori Plotnick, the medical director here at the Children's says wait times right now are exceeding 15 hours and is urging parents to come prepared.
Then plan to bring snacks, things to do.
Literally behind this woman.
A third of the seats are empty.
There's a couple people sleeping.
This takes us back three years when we were getting the documentation showing that, you know, they have an outside shot of this hospital.
Busy as hell.
The ambulance is flying back and forth.
And then after the camera crew left, some blogger comes by and takes a picture.
There's nobody here!
Phone chargers, tablet chargers, whatever they need.
And to be prepared that it could be hours, it could be 15 hours, 20 hours to see a physician.
They have to plan for that and to also recognize that our staff are working incredibly hard.
Now, the situation here at the Montreal Children's ER is not unique.
All Quebec hospitals right now are facing overcrowding at the ER.
Earlier today, Health Minister Christiane Dubé said that this is unacceptable and they are immediately putting together a crisis management team.
That team is expected to help mitigate the overcapacity in Quebec hospitals.
Yeah, so, to me, the absence of people flipping out, freaking out, children, you know, laying half dead on the floor is explained by a shortage of staff who, of course, were cut out and still are cut out of their jobs in healthcare because of the vaccine mandates.
This did not go away, as far as I understand, especially if you're working for the government.
Did not go away.
But I wonder, if you go there and you say, I want to have my breasts cut off.
Maybe you can get in right away.
Like, hey, my kid is only six months old, but what do you say?
You know, should we start it now?
You'd probably get in, no wait.
And thank you trolls.
There's a lot of people that actually have evidence of such a maneuver.
We had a letter from one of our producers.
His wife couldn't get the treatment she needed for one of her, or she needed to get a hysterectomy and she couldn't get one.
And so they claimed she wanted to do a sex change and she got one.
Trolls are alerting me to the fact that I missed something very important in that NPR report.
I think I know what it is, but let's just listen again real quick.
Drug maker Pfizer says the company's experimental RSV vaccine is showing promise for protecting newborn babies.
NPR's Rob Stein has the story.
Pfizer says a study involving about 7,400 pregnant people found that the vaccine cut the chances that babies would get severely ill from RSV in their first three months of life by nearly 80%.
Did you catch it?
No, what?
Pregnant people.
You know, I'm in the Bay Area.
I'm hearing that so much I'm going to have trouble catching it.
Pregnant people.
I think it comes back again.
The first three months of life by nearly 82%.
The vaccine is designed to protect babies by generating antibodies in pregnant people that are then passed to the developing babies while they're still in the womb.
You shame of yourself, NPR.
Shame on you!
No, they're all in.
That's just crazy.
I'm surprised they don't introduce them when they say, I'm so-and-so.
They don't say him, her, she, them.
I don't know.
All right.
I just want to stick with Big Pharma for a second.
And we're getting up to pretty close to thanking people for our big 1500.
Here was, you know, we still have the Adderall shortage.
Which, by the way, according to this report from Healthline.com, 41 million Adderall prescriptions in 2021, up from 37 million the year before.
Wow.
You need to be jacked up!
And you remember it was Teva, the Israeli company, who said, hey, You know, we've got supply issues and, you know, the government has to tell us we can make more.
We're hampered by this or some bull crap.
Supposedly the government gives them the okay to make X amount as though they don't ever make more and put it aside.
Or as if this isn't price gouging and...
In medical news, supply concerns are now being raised about one form of a widely used antibiotic.
fake shortage yes that would be it and wouldn't you know it's the same company that makes this product in medical news supply concerns are now being raised about one form of a widely used antibiotic pharmaceutical companies have reported shortages of amoxicillin the biggest concern is with the liquid form the That is usually commonly used to treat children with strep throat, whooping cough, and other infections.
One company is blaming the shortage on high demand.
Whooping cough.
All right.
LGBTQQIAAPLA plus Noodle Boy News.
important clips here.
There was affirmative action has been a big thing in the United States for quite a while.
When did this start affirmative action?
When did that really start?
I should know this.
Well, it began it started as a do-gooder thing.
And I think it was in California, of course, is the first place to bandit.
Yeah.
I'm thinking in the 60s, but I would have to do a little more research than just off the top of my head, but I think the 60s.
Now, this was spawned, I think, mainly by Asian-American community, the Asian-American community.
Affirmative action, was it?
No, no, no, no, the backlash, yeah, the lawsuit, the backlash.
Yeah, because the Asians who are the smartest of the groups, of the ethnic groups, it's smarter than the whites if they're considered an ethnic group.
We're irked.
They're doing all this extra work.
They work hard and they, you know, bear down and then they can't get into Harvard.
Wait a minute, I got straight A's.
I got 800 on my SAT in each of them.
And I can't get into Harvard.
So the complaint is?
And if you look at the graphs, it's pretty obvious.
The complaint is that affirmative action has gotten out of control.
And of course, they're just saying this is at universities, but it's everywhere, corporate companies, and not just in America.
It's all over the world, this has spread.
Black increase, majority of hires or admissions, then brown, it's just how it right now, or Latinx, and then whites, Caucasian, and then Asian.
And it's a big difference.
So they, of course, there's a lawsuit.
Hey, what's going on?
And also, you know, the Asians are a real problem.
They have traditional family values.
I mean, this is all crazy stuff.
So this came before the Supreme Court and was very interesting.
And ABC, was it ABC?
Yes, ABC has a report.
Affirmative action appears to be in jeopardy after the Supreme Court heard two cases challenging the use of race in college admissions.
Harvard and the University of... Isn't that editorializing by saying it appears to be in jeopardy?
Is that an editorialization?
I think you can get away with that.
Okay.
North Carolina tried to convince the justices to stick to long-held precedent, allowing race to be considered as one factor to achieve diversity on campus.
I've heard the word diversity quite a few times and I don't have a clue what it means.
It seems to mean everything for everyone.
Whether it's socioeconomic, they're all subterfuges to reaching some sort of diversity in race.
I just don't understand why considering race as one factor but not the sole factor is any different than using any of those other matrix.
A ruling is expected in June.
If the court ends affirmative action in higher education, the same reasoning could be used in hiring and other areas.
Yeah, about time we fixed that.
So much for Sotomayor's being colorblind.
But she doesn't get that part of it.
Yeah.
We were taught the opposite when I was in the Radical University of California at Berkeley.
Trying to be colorblind.
Were you actually Antifa at some point?
Antifa?
It's from Berkeley.
That's where the Antifa people come from.
That showed up so late in the game.
I mean, that's like a couple years ago.
Were you in any kind of fun group?
Yeah, I was on the bowling team.
A rebel rouser!
Nice, okay.
Yes, you were going to say this is not like... I'm just saying it was like, you know, this idea of being colorblind and, you know, anti-segregationist and all the rest of it.
It was all on the table.
That's what you're supposed to do.
You're supposed to go in that direction, but they've gone in the opposite direction out of the blue because it wasn't working.
Right, exactly.
So what are we going to do now to make up for the fact that our ideas from the 60s isn't working?
We got to come up with something new.
Let's do just the opposite.
Let's go back to the Deep South ideas, which is more or less what they're doing.
But this is very important.
I mean, at this point, is education even the place you want to go?
I hear so many parents.
It's at the lowest.
I think we're at peak education.
Yes, and I hear parents going like, no, no.
And I would say, man, I lucked out.
I burned all of Christina's college fund in the air, literally, with flying planes and helicopters.
That was groovy.
I benefited from it.
Look at what happens with this.
I mean, if you want to be a doctor, a dentist, a lawyer, okay.
But you know, you can wind up $750,000 a million in debt and be a total slave.
Well, that's because you should be working while you're going to school if you don't have the money to put yourself through.
Now, I have to say, when I went to school, it was free, pretty much.
You had to buy books, but the books weren't a rip-off like they are now, either.
Everything was cheaper, and I don't have any problem with going back to that model.
So, if you're a kid living in California, you have good grades, you should be able to go to all the California universities, all of them, any one of them, for free.
Let me ask you a question.
Now I'm a communist for saying that.
When you were in college, University of Berkeley, you said you worked, which probably at the time, we know that the whole student loan scam made the tuition fees spiral out of control.
What kind of jobs were you doing at the time to supposedly supplement your tuition fees?
Well, I usually worked in the summers.
I didn't work normally during the school year.
But I would work, like, for example, I'd worked at the Kaiser Aluminum Can Factory as a can inspector, and hey, think about that.
I didn't know you were a can.
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
What kind of cans?
Mexicans?
Puerto Ricans?
No, this was actually the first extruded aluminum soda pop cans in the country.
And it was kind of interesting because the old cans before then were those hard metal cans that you couldn't crush.
But then somebody, I think it was Kaiser, invented the extruded aluminum can, which became now it's the can everyone, it's the only can you can find.
And there's kind of an interesting, the cans were punched out.
There'd be a small ingot, like a round ingot of aluminum, and then this huge device would punch the can and make it into a can, and punch it out of this aluminum, this little ingot.
And then the cans would get coated, and then my job, me and a couple other guys, we'd have to stand over these cans as they went flying by to see if there was any that weren't coated.
Because if they weren't coated, especially Coca-Cola cans, you'd have an issue.
When the bottling took place and the cans were filled with soda, which wasn't done there, they shipped the cans off.
Once in a while we would let a can go through just as a gag.
Is this ingot, I-N-G-I-T or O-T?
O-T.
And what is an ingot?
It's like a chunk of metal.
Okay.
Wow.
But these were perfectly formed chunks of metal and they were... No, it was a classy operation and you were watching it, so of course.
Yeah, I was watching.
So today... I'm telling you, anybody out there who has kids or kids who want to get work, always try to be an inspector.
I learned that when I was in high school, because you can realize the inspectors were the... it's the best job there is.
You get... you have to be responsible, but you...
You can goof off.
It's not like hard work.
No, it's also, it kind of shows where you're coming from.
Your entire mentality.
Yeah, I'm an inspector still.
Yeah, so we've learned ingot, we've learned assiduously today, we've also learned the term glowy, my goodness.
You gave us that one.
Yes, and we've learned that you worked to supplement your income and now you say you didn't work during the school year but I can imagine you might have had a Saturday or a Sunday job or maybe an after-school job just once in a while to Well, when I was in high school, maybe, but not in college.
I will say this, so here's the way, these are tips for the kids.
So you're in college and now you're going to get a job in a factory and you don't want to get one of those, because they have these so-called student jobs.
No, don't ever take it.
You want a real job, full pay with a union.
Yeah, the student work program, that's a rip-off.
Yeah, forget that.
Never do that.
So you go, like for example, I worked at Trailmobile and I went in there.
The Trailmobile?
The Trailmobile?
Yeah, Trailmobile, big company.
What?
What did they do?
They made trailers for trucks.
They made the cargo.
I was on the shipping cargo container, so I know a little bit more about that.
You were inspecting the containers?
Yeah.
So, but here's the deal.
This is the tip for the kids.
I don't care about that.
A guy goes in and says, where are you?
I'm at the University of California.
Oh, yeah, I have to quit.
I'm quitting school.
What?
Yeah, it's too much for me.
I really want to get a job and work.
You're quitting school?
Okay, well we'll give you... and they give you a good job.
They give you a real job.
So I get a real job because I'm quitting school and I worked for the whole summer.
Now it comes around I got to go back to school.
So, the irony to this is what happened.
Because I felt, oh God, I'm going to have to tell them I'm going to go back to school.
They're going to get irked because they gave me, you know, I'm working there only three months and I quit.
And so, I tell them I'm quitting and they, every time I did this stunt, they did the same thing.
Offered you more money.
That, no.
That'll be the day.
Because it's union, you don't get offered money.
So, they all did the same thing, which was, That's so great.
You need an education.
It's great you're going back to school.
You're done.
You're out.
It's just like you get a pat on the back for quitting.
Wow.
This is a good tip?
It's a good tip for anyone out there as a kid.
Lie!
Well, I wish you had told this young employee who works at Starbucks and is a barista.
I believe is trans, I'm not sure.
I guess so.
Non-binary.
And, well, this is a very, very sad story because this Starbucks barista is working in the weekend to supplement them's income and, well, this is nothing like the old days of John C. Dvorak who would con and lie into getting a full-time job and then con and lie into getting out and inspecting cans, cans, I'm telling you, cans to put himself through school.
No!
This is what happened in just a few decades.
People wonder why we need a union at Starbucks.
And I am literally about to quit.
Like, I don't know if I'm going to do it, but, like, I really want to.
I almost walked out today, and I'm crying in the back room right now, and I almost cut on the floor.
It's just, like, I'm like a full-time student.
I get scheduled for 25 hours a week, and then on weekends, they schedule me the entire day, open to close.
I'm on the schedule for eight and a half hours, both Saturday and Sunday.
I'm like three and a half hours into my shift.
There's so many customers, and we have four people on the floor all day.
Only five people were put on the schedule, and somebody had to call out, and there were four people running the whole store, and there's so many customers, and there's possibly scheduled five people.
We only have 13 people employed at this store!
And there's so many customers!
Isn't that really good?
We don't have fair scheduling.
Managers don't care about us.
Our manager was supposed to come in this weekend and he took himself off the schedule so he wouldn't be able to be held accountable for calling out.
He just literally tore down the schedule that he was scheduled on and put up a new schedule where he wasn't on the schedule.
Also, he couldn't have even seen that he was scheduled in the first place because he didn't want to be held accountable for not wanting to come in.
They don't want to help us.
We need a union because this can't happen.
This can't happen.
We need fair scheduling.
We need managers to hold themselves accountable for helping their workers.
They refuse to turn mobile orders off.
We need the liberty to be able to do that because there's so many mobile orders and I need to get through all of them and then people are yelling at me because I don't have their orders ready and they don't know what to do.
And a customer was misgendering me today like really badly.
I didn't have their order ready and so they were just like probably talking to each other and they're like she's He's clearly incompetent.
I have a full mustache and beard.
What the fuck?
I don't get accommodations for being neurodivergent.
I don't...
I can't use...
I keep looking at me through my sick time.
I don't even know what to do anymore.
I only got my wits done with this job.
I really am.
Well, there you have it, John.
That poor guy, girl, whatever it she was.
I don't even want to use it, because you get condemned for that.
She's-they's neurodivergent.
They.
They is neurodivergent.
What is neurodivergent?
I missed this one.
I never heard of it.
Well, you just heard it.
I know, but I never heard of it, so I don't know what it is.
Neurodivergent?
I have the Cleveland Clinic here.
The Cleveland Clinic says neurodivergent is a non-medical term.
No kidding.
That describes people.
Oh, oh, oh, I love this one.
Neurodivergent is a non-medical term that describes people whose brain develops or works differently for some reason.
Whoa, oh.
I not only have Tourette's, I also... You have neurodivergency.
I am... I am... I'm a neurodivergent... I will vouch for you.
Thank you.
I'm a neurodivergent victim.
This means that... You're a victim.
This person... This means the person has different strengths and struggles from people whose brains develop or work more typically.
You mean like slaves?
Well, some people who are neurodivergent have medical conditions.
It also happens to people where a medical condition or diagnosis hasn't been identified.
Wow.
Yes, is being neurodivergent a disability?
Well, it seems yes.
Huh?
Yes.
Why use the term... ADA goes into effect.
Yes, why you... Yes!
Why use the term neurodivergent to describe people?
Well, it seems like some people oppose the idea of neurodiversity as being about differences instead of deficits.
Many who take that stance say they're against it because some who are neurodivergent have true medical conditions that need treatment.
Oh, brother.
I can't believe this is on the Cleveland Clinic website.
Yeah.
Oh, are they doing that?
They're out of control.
The whole medical establishment is lost.
Goodness gracious.
What conditions can a neurodivergent person have?
Tourette's Syndrome, right there on the list, baby!
Is that right?
Yes, it's Autism Spectrum Disorder, ADHD, Down Syndrome, uh, Dyscalculia.
Dyscalculia?
Yeah.
You know what that is?
Yeah, you can't add and subtract or add.
Correct.
Dysgraphia.
I have this too, I'll say.
It means you can't do a graph, I don't know what that means.
Difficulty with writing, so I have that.
Dyslexia.
You do?
Well, have you seen my handwriting?
Dyspraxia.
You got this classic handwriting of a doctor.
Let me go on.
Intellectual disabilities.
I'll take it.
Mental health conditions like bipolar disorder, obsessive-compulsive disorder, and more.
This is everybody.
Prader-Willi syndrome.
Oh man.
If you ever had Prader-Willis, you know what I'm talking about.
What is Prader-Willis?
Do you know what this is?
I thought it was some kind of venereal disease.
Prader-Willi syndrome is a rare genetic condition that affects a child's metabolism and causes changes in the child's appearance and behavior.
Isn't this the kids that look real old when they're 10?
Something like that?
No.
Go on with the list.
We'll skip Prater-Willi for now.
Prater-Willi's no good.
Mental health.
Oh, we got that.
Sensory processing disorders.
Social anxiety.
Tourette's syndrome.
It's alphabetical.
Oh.
And Williams syndrome.
What's Williams syndrome?
Williams syndrome is a rare genetic condition characterized by unique physical features, delays in cognitive development, and potential cardiovascular problems.
Children born with Williams syndrome can have a normal life expectancy, but may develop side effects from the condition that can affect their prognosis.
I like that Tourette's is in there.
I am neurodivergent.
Done.
End of story.
I'm keeping it in there.
We already knew that.
And with that, I'd like to thank you for your courage.
Say in the morning to you, the man who just put the C in Cannon Spectre.
He's got him there with you for 1,500 episodes.
Please say hello to my friend on the other end, ladies and gentlemen, Mr. John C. DeVore!
In the morning to you, Mr. Adam Curry.
In the morning to you, Mr. Chips Seabrooks.
In the morning to you, Mr. Noah Dames.
The night's out there.
And the morning to the trolls.
Get in the troll room who have been there for... Man, we're going on two and a half hours here, non-stop, loving this.
Those cans are the cans I'm talking about.
Oh, and they're real cans.
People don't understand that this is a... When you say can, you're a can expert.
It turns out.
Who knew?
A can expert, ladies and gentlemen.
Well, let's see how... So, for 1,500 episodes we've been doing this show, And it was within the first year that we went Value for Value.
In fact, within the first... Was it in the first year?
Yeah, within the first few episodes, I think.
I can't remember exactly.
It's about halfway through the first year.
And we asked, that's when we started Time Talent Treasure, and we started value for value.
What is the show worth to you?
Send it to us in a number.
And we never looked back from there, but it's also the talent and the treasure that has been applied to this model has been really off the hook with, well, an example, Sir Tim, just whipping up a brand new website for the 1500.
Void Zero up in the Netherlands, the troll room itself.
The Troll Room itself has been with us for well over a decade, probably 13 years.
It's also at VoidZero.net.
It's still VoidZero's Troll Room, in essence.
No, in fact, it is his troll room, but he stood that up and that is now the troll room where everybody can go in and troll.
It's 24 hours a day.
This expanded with noagendastream.com.
My goodness, even just thinking back on the early days of No Agenda Stream when everyone was Trying to, you know, get on the stream and do shows on the stream.
And this was a long time ago.
We didn't really have good studios or equipment or software to do it.
And there was a lot of fighting.
And then we had the No Agenda forums and, you know, that imploded.
And we've had things that are just amazing, amazing work that has been, that talent and time that has been contributed to the show.
I'd like to check in with the troll room just to see how many we have today because, you know, this is the place where you can sit in there 24 hours a day, listen to podcasts.
I think we have 12 podcasts that are live, many of them one or several times a week, so it really has become truly the best podcast network in the universe with a built-in chat room specifically aimed at trolls.
Who has that?
Nobody else.
Joke out!
No one!
Yeah, this is 1656.
It's long.
Wow, it drops every show!
Yeah, it's 1656.
It's love.
Wow, it drops every show.
It's crazy.
It's crazy.
And now we're also, we're asking people to raise their hand about an hour and a half later in the live broadcast.
So, you know, typically we'd be starting to wind up the show around here, but we're not because we have a lot of ground to cover, a lot of things to discuss.
If you have any interest in the future of this show, the value for value model, And how we expand this and move it forward, then I would like you to stay tuned.
And I know that a lot of people want to hear their donation and it's for many their credits and their titles, etc.
We're going to get to that.
We need to thank the artist for episode 1499.
This was... The title of this episode was Wacka Whibs.
Still not quite sure how I actually wound up saying Wacka Whibs.
That was... It's because you're neurodiverse.
My neurodiversity hit me again, so yes, you're right.
Kicked in.
It's very difficult when that happens.
This was from Sir Paul Couture himself, and Paul Couture, we have a lot to thank for his support and value he has contributed back to the show over the years.
Not only did he kick off our early Challenge Coin insanity, remember how insane the Challenge Coins got?
It was unbelievable.
It was really nuts.
He also resurrected an early version of an art generator and built the art generator and rebuilt the art generator and has maintained the generator for... Again, I wish I knew the actual start times, but I'm gonna say...
Also, 13 years, 12-13 years has been an incredible journey.
On The Art Generator, we have almost 30,000 pieces.
The artists who throughout all of these years and episodes have contributed to make us truly the most, not just the best podcasting artists, but also the most interesting.
Because if you look at this piece from Paul Couture, I mean, this was the Halloween piece of Halloween pieces, and he slipped in a little hammer there just to add a little bit of Pelosi goodness.
Yeah, and you know what he did?
He sent me all the licenses.
Yeah, me too.
Comicsterblogger went out on a nutbender as usual.
You didn't accuse him of stealing, but that was coming next.
And then Paul Couture went, Oh, no, I don't.
I got a license.
I got receipts.
And he sent us a zip file of the receipt of every element used in that piece.
And there's about 10 in there he used that he paid, that he licensed.
I don't know what he paid.
If he had an open license, I'm not sure how he does it, but he had them.
But if we had, and my point would be, if you have an artist of that level, that magnitude who delivers with licensed content, something that beautiful, That's an expensive production that we would normally have to pay for if we were Gimlet.
Yeah, well, Gimlet's out of business, so that's the difference.
Well, you know what I mean.
You know what I mean.
If we were a production house, if we were working for Spotify.
Oh no, this is not doable.
It just would not happen.
Nobody can do what we do.
It's just not doable.
Nobody can do what we do, uh, because of this.
These, uh... By the way, I'm looking at this art and there's a picture that, uh, Couture did, and right next to it is a scrunched pumpkin.
You see that there?
A scrunched... I don't remember even seeing that artwork.
A scrunched pumpkin.
Are you looking at the, uh, evergreens again?
No, no, I'm on Submitted Art and I'm looking at the...
The couture piece.
It's got a ghost on the left and a scrunched pumpkin on the right.
Is it on page 1 or is it page 2?
It must be page 2.
It's on page 1.
Why am I not seeing... I'm not even seeing the art we chose, which is kind of weird.
That's interesting.
I don't see this.
No, I'm sorry.
It's on page 2.
It's the second row on page 2.
Thanks.
Okay.
Second row, page 2.
Yes.
Okay.
Oh!
Dead language.
I don't...
I don't remember that one either, honestly, John.
I've decided that there's a bunch of pieces that, after we pick and choose and do the whole thing, show up randomly just here and there.
I don't remember these 33 pumpkins.
I do remember one of them.
Not all of them.
Yeah.
I remember Venn diagrams for dummies.
Oh, yes, we had to comment on that.
Let's do that.
Nestworks did that.
Somebody, I think, I think CometStripeBlogger did one, too.
And the thing about the Venn diagram, there's nothing in the middle, and it ruins this.
It's not funny.
No.
Well, yes, that's it.
But we also, yes, the comic strip blogger Venn diagram.
There was a kind of, there was a fun little Nessworks cheesecake, Elvira cheesecake.
But this, this piece by Paul, I mean, it was so profound.
I mean, it hit it all.
It was slick and it just exuded slick.
Yeah.
Honorary mention for Tonton Neal's Briefs and Hammer, Arm and Hammer logo with the Pelosi's underpants and the hammer.
That was pretty good.
Yeah, obviously.
And what else was there?
There was a lot.
I think we could have picked 10 different pieces if we didn't.
Yeah, there were a lot of different hammer things, which are a lot of hit it.
It's pretty gross, gross stuff.
Thank you very much, Sir Paul Couture.
We appreciate so much what you do, what all of the artists do, and also what Dreb Scott does as he picks from this incredible archive of images to use for the chapters in Podcasting 2.0.
If you still are using a legacy app, consider going to newpodcastapps.com or nudepodcastapps.com.
It works too.
In case you misheard me.
And get one of those.
You also get, in many of them, automatic alerts.
The troll room opens.
You can hear the live stream.
It's the revolution.
It's on.
And I'm predicting it won't be long before Apple starts using these because it's embarrassing at this point.
There's 60 apps and services using this and they haven't yet.
Then I need to thank the incredible list of producers for this show.
And let's just stop for a moment.
As I said, we started this off, we actually started with, I think it was a $3 per show or $3 per week donation.
Two.
Two, it was two.
Man.
A dollar a month.
That was the original donation amount.
That was the dumbest thing ever.
And it was like, and people I see still doing it.
I'm thinking, you know, it dawned on us That having a do-it-yourself donation, you want to give us two bucks?
Sure, a buck, I don't care.
Ten, a hundred, whatever.
I mean, there were some certain things that we created, which is the Dame Hoods and the like.
Yeah.
And also the producerships and associate producerships, which a lot of people have tried to do, but they can't do it for some reason.
I don't know why they can't do it.
Well, that's not true.
I've seen some do it.
A couple of them, yeah, I guess they do it.
We need to point out, this is a really important point, that by not calling people listeners, but by treating you as what you truly are, and producers, As you know, if you look at the names on any Hollywood product, those people finance it.
Executive producers finance it or somehow put up some incredible value to get their names up front there.
Sometimes it's just a marquee name, obviously.
You know, and so you're actually producing something.
You're expected in your field of expertise to, when you hear something, and not just when we get it wrong, but if you think you know something, this is our boots on the ground.
Yeah, when you see something, say something.
This is our boots on the ground reports.
I mean, this is incredibly valuable to the show and people who listen and look at The Noah Jenner Show objectively from a professional standpoint say that it's quite incredible what has happened there.
That this group does this and feels ownership of the product.
The same goes, I mean, so no agenda social, you know.
Now I started this because I thought it would be a fun project to do.
It rapidly went out of control within under a year and there was Ehrener who jumps in.
By the way, happy you're going to be okay there, Ehrener.
A little health scare.
You know, and he's running this massive, believe it, even 10,000 people.
It's a massive It's a massive thing but what I see happening there is producers working like you're almost in a newsroom and battling things out and it's a real collaborative effort taken all the way to the meetups.
This is, it's really unbelievable what No Agenda Nation has created.
And I, we just can't take the credit.
No Agenda Nation.
It's either saved or created.
Saved, saved or created.
Again, noagendameetups.com, also a completely producer-driven piece of work.
And it's not lost on me, and this is important, that anything else I have done during these past 15 years, Mainly podcasts like MoFax and Podcasting 2.0.
It is No Agenda Nation who are the first on the scene, who are the first to grab the scissors and run around.
First responders.
First responders to anything.
It's like John launches the Oasis Substack.
Who's the first?
It's youse.
It's the producers.
So it is in fact a platform much more powerful than mRNA.
Give me a break.
Give me a break.
So here's... Let's don't forget to thank Eric for actually tolerating today's show.
Well, I'm getting into this.
So as a part of the Value for Value Lifestyle but really the model that we you know, it's a it's a monetization model.
It's also a content format It turned out to be really fun when people would donate either with numerology which a lot of the show is based on on donations that are Numbers that we collectively like or think are cool or sends a message and it's not you know, obviously the 8008 is one but 3333 any 33s Throughout, you know on certain days we get the 420s.
We get the pi days.
It's been a large part of the show And with that has come the total transparency of the show where we always mention the amount of And we're always happy to mention a note that someone sent along.
Sometimes, you know, people take advantage of a promotion that producers will send in with their donations, so the producers can get, you know, discounts on stuff that, you know, we have no No take in the product.
We endorse things that we actually like, and we say things suck when they suck.
We've had a free reign, a free life, and I think that's why over a million and a half people listen to No Agenda on a weekly basis.
That's a rough estimation, but we've never cared.
It's always been, can we survive?
Are we delivering a product?
Are people valuing it the way we would like to be valued?
And I can say the answer is a resounding yes.
However, We have a problem with the value for value model.
As you've noticed in the past two shows in our 15th celebration week, so show 1500 today, but also 15 years, which started on last Thursday, we would do about two, two and a half hours of content, which is kind of what we do on the show.
If you take the donation segment segments out, and we've been doing a longer, complete combined segment just because There's also people who want to get the content, may or may not be that interested in listening to the thank yous.
It is a mistake in general because, and this is the hard part of the model, these notes become content.
Unfortunately, today, We broke the system, in a very severe way.
Not just technologically, we also, we broke the back office.
And honestly, Eric has been doing the spreadsheet, really as the sole person, you know, for since inception, I think, almost, you know.
No, he's done the last...
Ten decade at least.
Feels like a long time.
For a decade at least.
Mimi has always done, does the meetups, but she's also jumped in many times, and Jay, and the family has always helped wherever possible, you know, scanning notes, etc.
So we actually had hoped, and this is the weird part about it, we'd actually hoped that by spreading it out over three shows we wouldn't have to go through what we did on episode 1000, which was a seven and a half hour reading of thank yous and notes.
Yeah, well I did put in the newsletter for the people who actually get the newsletter, a lot of people don't.
Uh, specifically, we're gonna read SELECT notes in this particular, uh, show.
Oh, you did?
Well, regardless...
Let me tell you what the main problems are and then what the big problem is for today.
And this is what Eric has actually come up with.
He has human capital in knowing how to do this.
We're trying to come up with a system that will actually make it work for everybody moving forward and so that any value for value show can scale to where we're at and beyond.
We have so many methods of donation that come through mainly people that are identifiable by people's email address.
Now, like me, I have PayPal at curry.com.
That's what I use for PayPal.
But when I send a note, it would be from Adam at curry.com.
And where this note goes, and if it arrives, and if it gets trapped in spam, or blocked for content, or sent to a wrong email address, Ultimately, at the night before and the morning of, I'm forwarding notes that have only come to me.
John is forwarding notes that have only come to him.
The notes at noagendershow.net.
But these are all different email addresses, so there's a mixing and a matching.
Some people will send an email right after, oh no, I changed my note.
Oh yeah, then people send the follow-up emails, yes.
One or many.
And by the way, this is no one's fault.
This is completely understandable.
Except it's our fault.
We need to finally realize that the system does not scale.
And quite honestly, we need help.
Because just looking at a rough estimate of today, And from show 1000, if we start right now reading everybody's donation and note, without jingles, I estimate about 11 hours.
And I just don't think that's very handy.
So...
What we need above all, and we're looking for suggestions, I know part of it's technology.
Eric has some, he has some ideas, he's put together some things, but we need a way to coordinate.
People sending things, the name they want credited, switcheroos is another issue.
Now I think for today we've got the switcheroos.
Eric spent a lot of time trying to figure out.
There's 500 donations we have to talk about today.
So there's all kinds of things that need to change beyond just the note.
There's knight names, the entire knight and dame list, the birthdays, the titles.
It's come to a point where in this case, and I think it was already building up to that, it's too much.
We need help.
We need the producers of not just this show, but of the Genesis producers of the value for value modeling concept.
We've got to figure this out.
How do we make a system?
And does that mean we limit note length?
Because there's also, of course, always people who just say, hey, I just want to add a little bit.
And sometimes it's just for us to read, it's not to read on the show.
We have not scaled this properly.
So what I suggest for today...
And we will pick up certain notes, but we also want to move notes to other shows so that we can actually share some of the great content that people have sent in.
What we'd like to do today, and I think that Eric was able, because I was actually, when I was playing, to be honest, when I was playing your clips out of order, I was also like getting the spreadsheet and trying to figure out what we had and where we were at.
Have you received the full spreadsheet from Eric at this point?
Yeah, I have it.
Okay.
So the switcheroos, I think, are highlighted.
What I'd like to suggest is that we do all producers, executive and associates, all names, all titles, and we can do, if we want, name and location, perhaps a selected note.
Same for the producers above 50.
We do all the nightings, all the damings, all the titles.
The birthdays actually aren't that much, but all the birthdays.
And that'll probably be about two hours, I think.
I don't know how long.
I'd really be surprised if the birthday list tripled.
That would be funny, though.
Wait a minute.
How did that happen?
If they should be just scattered, that should be a neutral.
Oh, you mean in the donation notes themselves?
No, no, in the list.
But they didn't triple.
No, that's what I said.
It would be ludicrous if it did.
Well, that's true.
Yeah, I guess you're right.
But, I mean, you look at the titles... The Damien Knight interview is a bit much.
So, I guess what I'm saying is I know that people will be disappointed if your message of love, congratulations, or your requests are not honored today.
Let's work on a new system moving forward, and we will try to get to as many of the notes as possible.
I'm certainly going to try and do at least ten an episode.
Moving forward.
Because otherwise, it just doesn't make sense for people to be listening for 10 hours.
Yeah, we could get a lot of attention, like, those guys are great, they did 10 hours, but... Nobody would stay.
That's the thing, you know.
So it would be... I would agree with this idea because it's too long and so you're gonna say thanks to somebody and no one's gonna be hearing it, so you're not gonna get your credit.
Yeah.
I mean, yeah, we saw it, but we don't even need to read it if it's just us.
Exactly.
Anyway.
And all these credits are good.
And by the way, anything that comes in in the mail that got the right postmark on it, get double credit.
All these double credits are good.
We're not going to read a lot of these.
We're not going to read hardly any notes because we're not going to read notes.
But the credits are good.
The notes will be read in the future.
We'll leak them out.
What is it called when you slipstream it into the regular shows and the notes will eventually get read?
I'm neurodivergent.
I don't know what to do at this point.
Yeah, you don't know what to do.
Now, also, there are notes missed.
I'm sure things are wrong.
There's always notes missed, so that's that.
There's nothing we can do about that.
And above all, Thank you, thank you, thank you for your time, your talent, and treasure for the past 15 years.
I'm looking forward to going for another 15.
We got to beat that PC Magazine record of yours.
And this is where you say, yeah, I love 15 more!
So we'd like to thank the following executive producers as we get it underway.
David Rosa from Clarkston, Michigan.
$2,000.
We thank you.
Well, I think the top guy should at least have his note read.
I don't have a note.
I do.
Okay.
Well, there you go.
I mean, there may be another solution is that just the top five get red and the rest of them, you know, get red on a as-is basis.
Congrats, he says.
It's been a while since my last donation, this time not even donating for myself.
I'm taking advantage of the inflation special and add my daughters to the No Agenda peerage family.
Please name Lucy and Eva Rosa.
Each one will be granted the title of baronetess.
And be known as the damsels of no agenda.
Lucy would like salad and spicy ramen.
Eve would like peanut butter and jelly and Oreos.
Your work is truly appreciated.
The only request I have for myself is that it's what you do so we don't have to c-span Jingle and that sees the Viscount of Puerto Rico.
So after that whole spiel, What you do is immediately come out with a reason for me to look for a clip to play.
It's what we do so you don't have to.
C-span.
I know which one it is, but... You don't have to do it.
I just read the note.
We can play it eventually.
You don't have to play it now.
Everything's done in a hurry.
Oh, now I found it.
Now you're gonna get it.
What we do is you don't have to C-spin And we're going to put your daughters on next week's list because you believe me, you want to be on the next list, not this one.
Serhey Idiot, Concord, California, 1579.11, which makes him an Earl, or a Count.
He is on the list for the title change, so I'm sure that we have that all set.
And also, roundtable requests, there's no way we could get them all to fish them out of every single note.
Thank you very much, sir.
Hey idiot, and you're on the list.
You will be upgraded today.
David McCall Jr.
in Cleveland, 15, 15, 15.
There you go.
Yeah, and he has a, I believe he has a birthday.
He's on the list for that.
Dreb Scott from Oceanside, California.
He says congratulations on 15 years.
Dreb Scott, the guy who actually does the chapter art for this very show and many more.
$1,500.33, Dreb.
I cannot thank you enough.
You're the Bruce Wayne of podcasting.
Sir Matthew Petty, Star Idaho, $1,000.
Oh, Sir Frank Azenstat in Armadale, Victoria, Australia, $1,219.77.
Sir Brian Mass in Rancho Santa Margarita, $1,500.
Hold on one second.
Hold on one second.
We should mention that Sir Brian Mass becomes a Baron.
I think we should do this at least.
Sir Frank Astensatz becomes a Duke.
Because these are all in blue.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
He becomes a Duke.
Oh, yeah.
And he claims the state of Victoria.
And of course, Sir Brian and Dreb and David McCall, they all have show number club credits as well.
Anonymous will become a Baron of the Greater State of Idaho.
He has been a knight for 11 years.
So we look forward to that.
Brian Mosier.
In Duncan, Oklahoma, 1000.
Let me read a few, because these are just names.
Richard Leone in... But hold on a second.
I want to mention that Brian is becoming a baron.
We should at least mention that.
You're looking at your own spreadsheet.
You're not looking at the colors, are you?
No, I'm looking at Eric's spreadsheet.
Well, it's blue, so he becomes a baron.
That's all you have to say.
Yeah, but he's going to be mentioned when you do the baroning.
Richard Leone in Canton, Ohio, 1,000.
Probably an instant night.
We'll get your instant night in next show or the show after.
Sarah and Pat, these are good, these numbers don't go away.
Sarah and Pat Wood in Powell, Wyoming, 1,000.
Christian Lair in Phoenix, Arizona.
1,000.
David Adrian in Cary, North Carolina.
1,000.
And he, let me see... He will become a knight and his brother will also become a knight with this donation.
Good.
He codes a lot of Western Nye County, land of hookers and weed.
And he'll be a baron.
Which is true as Paul Rompton to Nevada, absolutely.
He'll be a baron.
Chris Hadsall, C. Re Brawl, Danville, California, and he becomes a baron today.
Sir Michael Dunn, Bowling Green, Kentucky, 964.13, and he uses that to become a baron, the baron of South Central Kentucky, fantastic.
Sure, Leon, Dothan, Alabama, 915.33.
Steven Skeels from Grand Marais, Minnesota, 834.50.
I'm sure that these numbers bring them to a title change.
We just haven't retrieved all these notes either.
Andrew Feltz from Westerville, Ohio, 885.
Hello, boobs!
Then we have Karl Leipold from The Villages in Florida.
Isn't that where the swingers live in The Villages?
Am I mistaken?
I thought that was celebration.
No, I think the village is... Who was telling me that the village is like... Well, ask Carl and send him a note.
It's a hotbed of swingers.
And he and his wife will become Damon Knight today.
Congratulations.
Alan Smith, with the big striper, 777.77.
If you ever saw one, that was it.
And he splits that so that he can become... To honor his dad?
And his mother has granted ring, that's very kind of you.
And he also gets a barony peerage for that.
James Shaw in Prairiesville, Louisiana, 759.
There's a barony or something going on with him.
He needs to be knighted.
He's on the list.
And his wife is also going to be knighted, both of Cotton Bayou.
Myron Weber in Irvine, California, $750.
It was, or Weber, and he's gonna be sure whatever of apathy.
Instant night, instant night.
Richard Smedley in Chambersburg, Pennsylvania, $750.
Instant night.
Yeah, for him, and he also does want a de-douching, I do.
You've been de-douched.
His wife will also, she will be damed.
There's a lot of, uh, couple, uh, periods today.
Couples that dame together... Night together.
Get bamed together.
Josh Cox in Austin, 750.
This is, uh, for his mother.
No, it's from his mother.
It's from his mother, which is even better.
Oh, it's for Josh.
Okay.
For his birthday.
Good, Emily Cooper in Coho's, New York, $7.50.
Sir Shortstack in Oliphant, Pennsylvania, $7.50.
He becomes a baron.
And by the way, these are all 1500 club members now.
Oh, so I put them in, do I put them in the club, the show club member?
Yeah, well, it's doubled up.
I mentioned in the last show as an idea, and figured there'd be a few people taking me up on it.
Alright, more admin, thanks.
You're welcome.
Uh, he gains, like he mentions it in his note that he's getting access.
He's going to become a baron.
Excellent.
Excellent.
Sean Westerhausen.
Churubusco, Indiana.
Indiana's got the best town name.
$7.50.
Circus Media in Billings, Montana.
$7.50.
He becomes a baron today with that donation.
Spencer Sumner in Sherwood Park, Alberta.
$7.30.
Thank you.
David Geo in Wildwood, Missouri.
$6.68.
I know you're trying to tell us something.
And that will be split between his lovely wife, Elizabeth, and himself.
I think it'll be Geo.
What did I say, G-O?
Yeah, hard G. G-E-O, G-E-O.
Yeah, like Ghee, which is a substitute butter, uh, clarified butter.
He and his wife will be at the round table on the podium today, Sir Austin Parris in Kirkland, Washington.
A baron.
There you go.
Or is it baronet?
Baronet, I think.
Heather Otteson in Holiday, Florida.
555.55.
And this is, so for her insta-damehood, a switcheroo.
Here we go.
Interesting.
Well, not a switcheroo, but also contributing some of this to John Wayne Carlson's knighthood, who I think will be on the podium today as well.
Okay.
David Silberstein, Beverly Hills, California, 555.55.
Richard Kompuis in Sint-Holland in the Netherlands, 543.21.
Nice number.
He will be a knight today.
And Kolamona lives in Buckley, Washington, 533.69.
And will be a knight today and calling out Sean of Sutter Creek, California as a douchebag.
Ryan 533.69 in Waihiawa, Hawaii.
He becomes a knight, I believe.
Yes, and his wife will become a dame.
as well.
There's a way to pronounce it.
Garrity?
I don't know.
Did you get Richard Gelb?
I didn't see him.
Corona, California, 505.
And then Richard Gelb in Danville, the rich little town around here.
511, 02.
Sir Snide, the knight errant of the OT networks in Waterford, Michigan, 501.
And he's going to be a baronet.
Kevin Fitzpatrick of Houston, Texas, 501.
It's his birthday, isn't it?
Also a birthday, yeah, good for him.
Brett Carlson in Wichita, Kansas, 533.
Looks like a knighting.
Knighting, yep.
Gregory Berlanigan in Sartell, Minnesota, and that's 500.
Now, the following people were just named in location.
These are all 500, and there's like a hundred of them.
Including Dame G.S.
in Dallas, Texas, Alex Marsh in PartsUnknown, James Jeffers in PartsUnknown, David James.
James becomes a knight today.
Gregory Calderwood in Oklahoma City, Scott Gorman, new knight.
New knight, yep.
Dan Judas in PartsUnknown.
He's been listening since show one.
David Fugazotto.
Hey, David!
Hey, the Duke!
He's in Gladstone, Missouri.
500.
Larry Babcock in Kixon, Tennessee.
Landon... Hold on.
Larry needs a de-douching.
He'll be knighted as well.
You've been de-douched.
Landon Kircher, Sid, in Lubbock, Texas.
Jeremiah Lambeau in Allison Park, Pennsylvania.
And also a knighthood and a de-douching.
You've been de-douched.
Job Born.
He's getting much love from the Netherlands.
All right.
And a knighting here today.
And a de-douching.
Holy crap.
A lot of people coming out of the shadows.
Theresa Shellnut.
And she will become a dame.
Also a de-douching for her.
Switcheroo donation for El Duderachi from Sir Rob.
Finally he will become a knight.
So we need to put El Dutirachi in there.
Okay, so there we go.
There's a switcheroo that we caught.
Thank goodness.
Murray N. Chico, California.
These are all, as John said, 500s and also become a knight today.
Sir Rob, Knight of the Philanthropic Shareholders Federation in Leiden, the Netherlands.
This is an exact donation for Baron Rob of Greater Limburg.
Sir Rob, Oh, that's him.
Okay, so it's his donation.
Got it.
Sir Steiner, the expat from Spokanistan in Washington.
There you go, it's a nice name.
Brandon Peake in Sparta, Missouri, and he also becomes a knight today.
Stephen Skeels in Grand Marais, Minnesota, 500.
Wolfgang Helfrich, same, and he also becomes a knight today.
You've been de-douched.
He wants an F cancer for his wife.
I'm going to throw out a big F cancer and jobs karma at the end of this.
Daniel Strack, I believe that is our long-term knight.
Sir Daniel, who also now runs Project Veritas.
He's the executive director.
Robert Kirkpatrick, Colorado Springs, California.
He will become a knight today.
Tyler Robinson, Hobbs, New Mexico.
And he would like to be known as Sir Entity, so he also will become a knight today.
Aaron Sinclair, another knighthood today, you bet.
Damian Alleyne?
Happy anniversary.
Thank you very much.
And we'll also be knighted today.
Tom Barrett in Elkhorn, Wisconsin.
$500.
And we'll be knighted today.
Chris Baker, $500.
James Nittel in Spartanburg, South Carolina.
Matthew Manzano.
These are still $500 donations.
Formerly a douchebag.
Doesn't even ask for a de-douching.
But we'll be knighted today.
Dustin C.
Um, becoming a knight?
Sir Biscuit?
You got it.
Megan Davis?
Please de-douche me.
Also, uh, trying to knight me as de-megalomaniac.
Well, we'll de-douche you.
You've been de-douched.
David Millat in Mount...
Mont Orib, I guess.
Ohio 500.
Cogent Business Solutions.
Oh, by the way, David will be knighted or upgraded.
Cogent Business Solutions will also be knighted.
Robert Wilson in Hattboro, Pennsylvania, another knighting.
Anonymous in Amsterdam, Netherlands.
We'll never figure out who that is.
That would be a knighting.
You'll be Sir Sir Sir Sir.
You'll become Sir Sir Sir Sir Sir Sir Sir Sir Sir Sir Sir Sir Sir Sir Sir. Trans, Travis, Trans Robinson. Trans Robinson.
No, Travis Robinson.
You'll be a Sir.
John Davenport in Milton, Georgia.
Another knighting or upgrade.
Christopher Eisenhart in New Brownfells, Texas.
Where's the, you know, there used to be barbecue makers.
Knighting or upgrade.
Nathan Sweam, 500.
Trey Ehrenberger, 500 mark, in Cherville, Indiana.
And he's going to be a knight.
Darren Mackey, no relation, in Fayetteville, Arkansas.
Ryan Alba, also going to get a knighting.
Paul in Daly City, California, walking there at the meetups.
Listen to this.
Listening for almost seven years, finally returning a portion of the value I've received.
Thank you very much.
Please de-douche me.
You've been de-douched.
It'll be a night today.
HG...
Oh, I got him.
No, go on.
Take it.
Take it.
HGCJ...
HJCJ Holtman.
500.
Still on the 500s.
Cody Rogers will become a knight today.
You've been dedouched.
By the way, every single one of these knights and dames receives the knight ring, the ceiling wax, and the official...
We've got a lot of signatures to set.
The official certificate of authenticity. - Yeah.
So just, you know, that's all coming.
Did I get a Russ Cheatwood?
I think so.
We have Anonymous, and this donation is a switcheroo for It's a switcheroo from one anonymous to another.
Yeah, from anonymous to anonymous is hubby.
I'll put the hubby.
That's nice.
Sir Chris back.
It says, oh, it was missed for show 1499.
Apologize.
But doesn't matter because it becomes a Duke today.
Hello!
Hello!
A duke today.
Derek Vonderhaar, probably the Netherlands.
He's been listening for nine years, got his wife hooked a few years ago.
And this is for his wife, who she will become a dame today.
Very nice.
Melanie Coyle in Franklin, Tennessee.
Also a switcheroo for her smoke-or-not husband, Justin.
And we'll knight him today.
Which I think you can still keep the credit there, Melanie, if you want.
But we'll put Justin in there.
Just in case.
We'll make sure we get just in case.
Get it?
Okay.
Anonymous.
Didn't want any information mentioned.
Good.
Brian Enderly, 500.
Dylan Catherines, who will be knighted today.
Dame Astrid!
Dame Astrid Klein, Duchess of Japan and all the disputed islands in the Japan Sea.
$500.
Thank you, Dame Astrid.
Dame Astrid and Sir Mark, I'm sure Sir Mark will be around here somewhere, both have supported this show almost from the beginning.
They've certainly been listening from the beginning, and they are good friends, very dear to me, and I look forward to hopefully seeing them in Japan in 2023.
Tina and I both I'd be locked down.
Kind of got screwed out of our 2019 trip.
Stacey Ban is in Billings, Montana, and she says she's a cheap, procrastinating douchebag, but couldn't miss out on the offer, so we'll give you the... You've been de-douched.
And she gets the daming.
And so we go on with Ryan Sterko and Bend.
Bend, Oregon.
500 and other nighting coming up.
Oh, that elevates Dane Bear to Baroness.
Okay, so we'll do that.
Jason Schiffer, Parts Unknown.
You're gonna ask, you'll get your instant nighting next show or the show after?
Uh, because we don't have the note.
Christopher Eaton, 500.
Uh, it's probably the same situation.
All these people, if you don't get your daming on this ridiculously long list of knights and dames, don't worry about it.
We will fix you.
You don't need it today.
We got you!
We will fix you.
And we'll still vouch.
Anytime.
Ralph Johnson, 500.
Uh... Knighting today.
My last name is Johnston.
Check.
Okay.
Ronald McAnany.
McAnany in Wichita, Kansas, a nighting there. 500.
Jarrett Schuller, Parts Unknown, a knighting there.
Rich Stadford, a knighting there.
Kevin Fusco in Easley, South Carolina.
Sir Stephen of the Bighorn Basin in Meridian, Idaho.
This one's off the spreadsheet, I can't read it.
I got it.
Peter Hahn, who sent a very long note.
And was hit in the mouth by Curry and the Keeper's favorite flight attendant from the Texas airline you fly now and again.
That's right.
Wants to be deduced.
You've been deduced.
And will be.
How does that work?
Well, I didn't read the whole note, but... No, but you don't have to read the whole note, but what is their Texas flight instructor or is it an instructor or... Attendant.
Flight attendant.
Attendant.
Does she go from person to person asking if anyone was... I mean, how does that work?
I have a sneaky feeling he might be related or might work with her.
Work with her.
She's been... she hangs out with us.
We hang out with flight attendants.
We hang out with pilots, flight attendants, everybody.
Colin Cunningham in Oregon.
Bobby Morris.
Bobby will be insta-daming the best smoking hot wife on the planet, Nikki Morris.
You got it.
Anonymous in Austin, Texas.
Thanks to Chris for hitting me in the mouth, but that said, Chris and his wife Kim are both douchebags!
You've been de-douched.
And Anonymous will be knighted.
Then we have another long Anonymous who asks also for a de-douche.
You've been de-douched.
And we'll be knighted today and comes home to us from the Tom Woods show, which is always nice.
Ron Nelson 500.
Tom Woods.
Tom Woods donation.
Ron Nelson 500.
Will Craghead in Mesa, Arizona, who will become a knight today.
Sir Codesalot of Southern Nye County in Pahrump, Nevada.
Elevating his lovely wife to baroness.
And if we miss any of these, we'll make good, because I'm sure that we're missing some of these, because all that info's in the notes.
It was crazy today.
Zachary Gill is in Wasilla, Alaska.
Wasilla.
Wasilla, Alaska.
Sir Plumpin' Pumpin' Defender of Fat Chicks.
Okay, dude.
Looking forward to that.
You skipped.
What did I skip?
Jaron Clark and Sam Lorenzo.
No, I didn't skip.
I was reading Zachary's nickname.
Sir Plumpin' Pumpin' Defender of Fat Chicks.
Oh, I thought you were skipping.
No, I wasn't skipping.
Jaron Clark, San Lorenzo, right down the street from me.
Sir Mark, San Lorenzo's a very interesting little town.
Sir Mark, Duke of Japan.
Here we go.
Yeah.
Japan's seen all the disputed islands.
Not on the list for the knighting, but he's got a cute little note.
Shouldn't he be a Grand Duke by now?
Yeah, he's giving this to his kids.
Oh, okay.
He's naming his daughter Mila in her first final year of school, and then we'll be heading to the university in Europe.
Nice!
Simply amazing, and also the, uh, who's the other daughters in there?
You got both of them in here.
We will take care of this next show, Mark, if you don't mind.
You'd be better off taking our word for it.
We'll read the whole note.
Curtis Rose in Cedarville, California.
Mel B in Parts Unknown.
Nighting for Curtis and Mel and Alan Burns in B.C.
Not Spasm.
And you get nighted Sir Burns.
There's Sir Burns, Alan Burns.
Unknown.
This is funny.
This came through Unknown from Reno, Nevada.
Oh, I'm sorry, from Parts Unknown.
And, uh, it was a note that was mailed in and we have, uh, it had no name or anything on it.
It was very strange.
C.K.
in Reno, Nevada, 490.
Josh Dubrava in Parma, Ohio, 4647628.
That's where they make all those delicious hams.
We'll be a knight today and a de-douche for him.
You've been de-douched.
Joking about the hams, obviously.
Sir 999 in Memphis, Tennessee, 45678.
Aaron Wilbers in Barnhart, Missouri, 444.72.
Gregory William in Forsyth-Forman.
I'm sorry, no, he's not there.
That's his name.
So he's a British man.
He's guff.
He's guff, man.
He's guff.
And this is a Switcheroo donation, which makes a knight out of Roger Roundy.
I think Roger Roundy's already a knight.
I'm not so sure he is.
Well, he is now.
But he adds here.
Oh, man.
This will make a knight out of high-end artist Roger Roundy who was engaged to DC Girl?
What?
Is this some kind of a love connection?
He's been hanging out with DC Girl for an extreme amount of time, like a year or two.
Yeah, we should have seen this coming, man.
Lovely!
All right.
Gwuff, thanks man, that's nice.
They seem to make a pretty couple.
They look a very cute couple.
Sir Scovia of the Piedmont, who doesn't know him, in Charlotte, North Carolina, 43329.
43329 Sean Collier of Henderson, Nevada and he will also be knighted but it might not be today I don't know if you're on the list, Sean.
We'll take care of you for sure.
Jacob Wickland in Bellingham, Washington, 42069.
Hello!
Numerology.
Sir Jamo of the North Central Idaho will become the North Central Idaho.
He will become a knight today.
Cole Hill in Redmond, Oregon, 443.
Switcheroo for his smokin' hot wife, Shelby.
And he says, it's impossible to donate half of 800.85 so you could, oh, the boobs, half of boobs.
Okay, I got you.
So we're going to put Shelby in here, man.
We're doing the switcheroo for you.
That's the way it showed up.
Michael Burdett, Lake Stevens, Washington, 400.42.
Darren Friedland in Durham, North Carolina.
By the way, I want to stop.
And mention that Michael Burdett, as is typical, this is a problem that we talked about earlier, send notes to noagenda.net.
It's noagendashow.net.
We need ideas on changing this system.
That's right.
Yeah, we need some input.
Technology, ideas, human labor.
So now the 400s.
Darren Friedland in Durham, North Carolina, and of course will become a knight today.
James Boyle in Champaign, Illinois.
Sir Oma in Elkhorn, Nebraska.
And this brings Sir Oma up to Baritone or whatever the hell it's called.
We got you.
Hagen Fox in Phoenix, Arizona.
Then Vanonymous with 398.34.
Thank you.
Lou Fang.
By the way, I don't want to keep stopping this because it's ridiculous.
I have a sneaking suspicion that James Boyle is actually John Steck.
Oh.
I see the note now.
I have but one humble request.
Give John Steck a chance.
I love Steck.
Steck emails me good stuff every episode.
He just hates you for some reason.
I don't know what you do.
I don't know why, but he does.
Well, he's not... No, hates is a strong word.
I think he thinks that he should be doing the show with me, honestly.
He does have good stuff.
That'd be great.
I'd listen to that.
I'd listen to it, too.
Oops.
Lou Fang, $387.50, and this makes Lou Fang a knight.
You got it.
Jonathan Spencer, Conroe, Texas, $385.00, knighthood.
You may not be on the list, but we'll make sure that we take care of you.
Gregory Speed in Mansfield, Texas, will be a knight.
John Leszczynski in Wellington, Florida, 380.
Do not read this on the show!
Okay, we're not gonna do that, but there is a knighthood coming.
Mark Pugner, who doesn't know him?
Glendale, California, 377.84.
Been listening since episode one and will be knighted.
Brandon Thrasher in Warrior, Alabama, 375.
Also, We'll be knighted today.
Man, there's a lot going on here.
Dirty Dick Bangs from Washington, D.C.
$375.
Got a birthday and a whole bunch of requests.
It's always the kids.
The Archer, Barrett, Colton, all the kids.
Wu Tang Ham.
There's a name in Matthews, North Carolina, 357.
Tom Reynolds in Bellefontaine, Ohio, 350.
Alan Sibley in Muskegon, Michigan.
By the way, Tom's got a knighting.
Yep.
Muskegon, Michigan, 350.
Robert Wiley with a knighting in Muncie, Muncie, Indiana.
David Cox in Cullowhee, I think, Cullowhee, Cullowhee, North Carolina, 350.
There's a knighting of some sort involved with him.
Chris Holman in Novi, N-O-V-I, Michigan, 350.
Some sort of knighting involved with him.
Sir Eric and Dame Courtney in Pilesville, Maryland, 34611.
34611. Roberto Maya Tico in Milton, Ontario.
That would be in Canada.
3344.00.
And he's got a knighting of some sort.
Matt Shellnut in Novato, California.
334.
Paul Defes in Middleburg, Florida, if there is such a place.
nighting of some sort.
Matt Shellnut in Novato, California, 334.
Paul Deffes in Middleburg, Florida, if there is such a place.
Wilkinson Terrio in New Orleans, Louisiana, 333.45.
Abigail Hines over here in Alameda, California, and she's gonna be damed or upgraded to Baroness.
Apparently she had a poem.
But it was so big, it didn't fit in the spreadsheet.
I remember Eric texting me, like, I don't know what to do with the poem.
I said, well, send it to me on email.
Well, I'll look at it separately.
She sent a really nice, apparently nice poem, but it was too long to fit in the spreadsheet.
Well, she is Lady of the Rhyming Lines, so she's a poetess.
She will be.
No, no, she's going to be a baronet.
Baroness.
Oh, she is Lady of the Rhyming Lines.
She's already Lady of the Rhyming, Timing Rhyming.
Peter Rosinski is in Bloomfield Hills, Michigan, 33.34.
Brian Kashas in Kamas, Washington, the same, 333.34, and will become a knight.
Brian Kachas in Kamas, Washington, the same, 333-34, and will become a knight.
Brian Adam, LLC.
Brainy.
Brainy, Adam LLC.
Thank you, 333.34.
A lot of these 34s.
Jason Forshear, the same one, and as a former military air traffic controller, he will be Sir Torch 1-6.
You got it.
Ed Koda, Summit, New Jersey, 333.34.
Same for Adam Engen, Reston, Virginia.
Bobby Morris with that 333.34 from Richmond, Kentucky, and he will be a Sir today.
Michael Sislo, Rotunda, West Florida.
Sir Christopher Breik of the Dirty Burg breaks the pattern and comes in with 333.33.
Pascal Sch... I got this one, it's Dutch.
Pascal Schelfhout in IJmuiden, the Netherlands.
All the threes.
Exactly what I would have said.
All the threes.
And we'll be a night today.
And take it away, John.
David Miller in Bayonne, New Jersey.
333.33.
So we have a lot of these, so I'm just going to do name and location.
These are all 333.33, our world famous donation.
And I'll mention if there's a knighthood or any other special.
Thank you.
Kevin Schneebelen in Amherst, Ohio.
Knighting today?
Scott Horton in Malibu, California.
Jeremy Toth in Grand Rapids, Michigan.
Knighting for him.
Jeff Allgood in Watkinsville, Georgia.
And he is going to knight himself, and yeah, he's knighting himself.
And he's with his wife.
Martine Ploum-Mentz in Glorieta, New Mexico.
Uh, Michelle Voitko in New Brown- Another New Brownsvilles, Texas donation.
Where's the barbie?
You guys get it together.
James Beals in Escondido, California.
Kyle Casey, these are all 333.33.
And Kyle's in San Francisco.
Simon Miller in Kellogg, Idaho.
The Damon Hart Ape Foundation in Waihiawa, Hawaii.
James Frimmel, Frimmel, in Crockett, California.
Uh, Chap Williams just came in his checks.
Chap Williams in Edmond, Oklahoma.
Heiner Botger in Singen, Deutschland.
Uh, Brett Carlson in... Now these are all 333s.
Oh yeah, now we're back to 333 and that starts with Heiner.
And these are all 3333 with no 33.
Brett Carlson in Grosse Pointe Woods, Michigan.
Stephen Page in Streamwood, Illinois.
Medic Mike in Rancho Santa Margarita.
And you can take it from there.
And Stephen Page, by the way, he said he's on his path to knighthood.
He says, Adam, I'm sorry for whatever I did to offend you.
I have no idea, Stephen.
I don't think you offended me at all.
Nathan Scheuermann, 320, from Ramsey, Minnesota.
Marv Santella, Tucson, Arizona, 320.
It takes him to knighthood.
Another anonymous becomes a knight today with 316.
Nicholas Leary, Columbus, Ohio, 315.21.
Bart van Oers in Vlissingen, the Netherlands, 311.
Carl Kix, Shorewood, Illinois, 300.33.
Carl Kicks, Shorewood, Illinois, 300.33. Melania Semradmeyer, Semradmeyer, Semradmeyer, Melania from Palm Beach Garden.
We know which Melania that is.
300.
Thank you very much for supporting us there in Florida, Palm Beach, Melania.
Scott Riley, Meriden, Idaho, 300.
Now we're in 284.
So these are the official, by official numbers, Associate Executive Producers, but everybody gets double today, so go crazy.
L.A.
Starks Development, LLC.
Lori Jones, uh, from our, uh, what is it, Alaska?
Is this Alaska?
Chugiak?
Yeah, uh, yeah.
Or Arkansas.
It's 280.08, which I take is 2boob.
It's Alaska.
It's 2boob.
280.08, which I take is 2boob.
Tal Salas, Two moves.
Tal Salas in Berlin, Deutschland, 276.53, and that will take Tal into a knighthood, and then a check.
Oh no, yeah, I think a check received from Rich for 276.15.
We thank him very much.
Dane Frost in Portland, Oregon, 275.
Jay Schweikert in Wichita, Kansas, 275.
Courtney Harris, 26933.
She's in Chicago.
Dame Hammer and Sir Dino, monkey boy with curly hair, which is a recent nighting, if I'm not mistaken, in Seattle, Washington, 26269.
And I guess they're going to get upgraded.
Sir Nessworks, yep.
Brian Palmer in Los Angeles, California, 25838.
Matthew Leroy in La Harpe, Kansas, excuse me, Kansas, 25252.
And Matthew is giving this to his beautiful wife and transfers all of his donations to her.
She is Liz Leroy and she will be damed today.
Marky Moore in Sacramento, California, 25194, and that's a knighthood donation.
Tech Wipe.
Tech Wipe.
Mr. Tech... Mr. Wipe!
25100 in Miami, Florida, and there's a knighting involved there.
J. Brune in St.
Paul, Minnesota, and that's 250.33.
Robert Vissvassen in Aurora, Colorado, 250.
Sir Dan the Man.
Dan the Man!
Protector of Cape Coral and the islands of Sanibel and... Sanibel and Captiva!
That's Cape Flora.
Cape Flora.
I can't say anything.
Cape Coral.
250 from Cape Coral.
He becomes a baronet today.
Adam Ohler in Franklin, Texas, 250.
He has a douchebag call-out for his brother Kent.
Douchebag!
Douchebag.
Douchebag.
Chris Engler in Ancaster, Ontario, 250.
Eric Guth in Los Angeles, California, is a knighting, 250.
Paul Tompkins in Westfield, New Jersey, 250.
Denise Robertson in Camden, Ohio, 250.
And Beth Cox.
Sean Waterhouse.
Beth Cox hit her in the mouth.
And is still a douchebag!
Douchebag!
That was Denise Robertson.
Yeah, Sean Waterhouse is next.
Westerhaus, Westerhaus.
Sean Westerhouse is at 250 from Churubusco, Indiana.
Another screwball name for a town.
Kyle Rank in Chapel Hill, North Carolina.
Lisa in Montreal, Canada, Quebec.
And she says she do believe that this donation of Canadian dollarats brings her to Dame Hood.
We do believe so as well.
Alexander Savitsky in Marlborough, Massachusetts, 242-33, and there's a knighthood involved there of some sort.
You bet.
You bet there is.
Herbert Garrett in Raleigh, North Carolina, 240.
A lot of North Carolinians, as usual.
And we'll knighting for him.
Craig Clifford in Uxbridge, Ontario, 235 John Ellingson in Cranbrook, BC, 23334 Waldo Lake in Lower Alabama.
233.33.
And he says that this brings him to knighthood, but he'll claim it later.
Ann Dunev is in St.
Charles, Illinois.
233.33.
And she is now going to become a dame.
Sir Ducifer, knight of four strings, funk, four kids, and time travel.
Who doesn't know him in Driftwood, Texas.
229.90.
We really... He says he cleaned out his PayPal account to join the Dvorak virtue signaling community.
I guess I'll be stuck with that one.
Thanks, brother.
Dame Jamie of the Highway in Bryan, Texas, 225.
She's rolling through Waco right now, she says.
Notice the round table is sagging a bit, so she's added some reinforcements.
Derek Campbell, Marcy, New York, RoadX 222.22, and he works in the hospital finance department.
Wanted to correct my analysis of the TV shill.
Well, we're going to read that on a future, this is what Value for Value.
Notes are all about us real content.
We'll get to that in a future show for sure and this completes his knighthood no agenda tea emporium from Slough in Berkshire Great Britain a row of ducks I wanted to say I went to the PO box a lot of fantastic things in the PO box including the no agenda LGBT LGBTQ T. I think it was I wanted to thank Dame Fox of the gateway who check this out John
Remember, she donated on the previous show and she made her dad, Whiskey5 Victor Juliet, who's a silent key, made him a knight posthumously.
She sent me his World War II Morse code bug.
So that's, it's like, you know what a bug is, is like, so you have a Morse code key which you tap up and down to bug, you do from left to right and it has weights and springs and it is mint.
It is a beautiful, it's like museum quality.
It's shiny, beautiful.
Those are the ones that make you do it fast.
Thank you so much.
Yeah, you can code very fast if you know what you're doing.
Thank you.
We have Joel Rice.
Wait, did I get everybody?
No.
Meredith Whittle in Huntsville, Arkansas.
She thanks Greg for hitting her in the mouth, and this row of ducks brings her to Dave Hood.
Joel Rice.
Rowe of Ducks, Jenks, Oklahoma.
Always wanted to send a Rowe of Ducks!
Well, you did it.
Sir Rody Joe of the Eastern Seaboard Trucking Lanes, Rowe of Ducks.
He's in Odenton, Maryland.
Britton Sprouse in Montgomery, Louisiana, with that Rowe of Ducks, 222.22.
And, of course, we'll throw in the penny for your knighthood.
You'll take care of that.
Andrew Kresick in Painesville, Ohio, with the Rowe of Ducks.
And William Rowland from Veredale, Washington.
RoaDux.
Jim Adrianakos in Glenview, Illinois.
Same old RoaDux with a de-douche request.
You've been de-douched.
Michael Vaughn in Clarkston, Michigan.
222.22.
Same for anonymous Richard Flanagan in Perth.
De-douching for Michael.
You've been de-douched.
Karma.
Well, you got an extra karma to boot.
Anonymous with that row of ducks.
Same for Richard Flanagan from Perth, Washington.
And Brian... Another de-douching for Anonymous.
You've been de-douched.
And we've got Rami McKinney.
Another de-douching for Richard Flanagan.
You've been de-douched.
Let me guess, is there a deducing for Rami McKinney?
No?
I don't have his note.
That is a row of ducks.
Then we have Ken Wheat, who comes in with 222.00 and has a birthday.
You're on the list for that.
Joe Derks in Amsterdam, the Netherlands, 215.15, who has achieved knighthood.
Joseph Green from Stevenson's Ranch, California, 215.
Anonymous with 212.12 from quote-unquote Northern Virginia.
Kiwi Rick is... Oh, how did Kiwi Rick... Oh, Kiwi Rick came in, I guess, with... What is this?
$345.
Somehow, Kiwi Rick... Australian.
He belongs up higher, I think.
He's in Western Australia.
He's a de-douching, by the way.
We got you.
You've been de-douched.
Daniel Stone in Indianapolis, Indiana, 210.76.
De-douching.
De-douching.
You've been de-douched.
Marty St.
Cross, San Rafael, California, 204.22.
I see a 420 there.
Douglas Murray in Missoula, Montana, 202.20.
Brad Horowitz in Sussex, Wisconsin, and was listening to the show, splitting logs, laughing maniacally, and said, I need to become a knight.
So Brad will be a knight.
And he kicks off our 200 level donors, John.
Okay, well then that goes with D. Christopher Dale in King George, Virginia.
Also Craig Conant in Enfield, Connecticut.
Baron Economic Hitman in Tumble, Texas.
Nice to hear from him.
Scott Dexter in Gowan, Michigan.
Morgan Medlock in Fire... No, Fircrest.
Fircrest, Washington.
And that's a knighthood coming.
Yep.
Edith Afterburn in Pleasanton, California.
Is that really your name?
Because I love that name.
Hey, everybody!
It's Edith Afterburn!
No, it's Arterburn.
It's not Afterburn.
It's Arterburn.
Oh, yeah.
I like Afterburn.
I'm going with it.
I'm going to use that name.
Me too.
Joseph Yona in Zephyr Hills, Florida.
I don't know if there's any Zephyrs down there, but Robert Ludwig in Nevada, Iowa.
These are all 200s.
Peter Johnson in Castleberry, Florida.
Sir Robert of the Smoky Mountain Brass in Franklin, North Carolina.
Rick Zoller in Brighton, Michigan.
And there's a note from him that came in.
We'll look at this, you know, and figure out which ones to read in the future.
David Wright in Harrison, Arkansas.
I think A-R is Arkansas, A-K is Alaska.
I believe so.
190-01.
So we're going all the way through to 50 here, people.
We're going all the way through.
We're not stopping.
We're thanking everybody we can.
And I can tell you right now, we're halfway there.
Uh, Francis Silva and Falmouth.
Hold on a second.
You're right.
We are halfway there.
It's true.
We're only halfway there.
Oh, goodness.
Sorry, I had to kill the spider.
Oh, you mean man!
Well, yeah, they all know you're not supposed to be in the house.
Murderer.
Just the way it goes.
Murderer.
Francis Silver in Falmouth.
Falmouth.
Falmouth.
Cornwall.
He's in Cornwall.
Clint Young in Spokane Valley, Washington.
$178.90.
Gary Blath in Wayne, Pennsylvania.
$177.77.
Casey Smith $175.00.
Tobaccoville, North Carolina.
They probably grow wine there now.
Dakota Cole in Sherwood, Oregon, 170.
Brian Gennack in Union Grove, Wisconsin, 169, 69.
Where you can grow tobacco, you can grow wine grapes.
Jamie Moore in Minneapolis, Minnesota, 169, 23.
After 10 years, becoming a Knight.
Congratulations, Jamie.
So is Audacity to Podcast.
The Audacity to Podcast.
This is a very famous guy, Sir Daniel J. Lewis.
He is the knight of podcasting 2.0, or will be the knight of podcasting 2.0.
He's a famous, famous podcaster.
Thank you, Daniel J. Lewis.
16718, he's in Burlington, Kentucky.
What podcast does he do?
The Audacity to Podcast is his podcast.
And he is Daniel J. Lewis.
He will be a sir today.
He's a good guy.
It's a friend.
The actor.
Daniel J. Lewis, not Daniel Day-Lewis.
Oh, J. Day-Lewis.
We pick it up with 167 from Andrew Garland in Ocala, Florida.
Ducian Palamado in Oviedo, Florida, 167.
Eric Schmidt, 167, in Frankfurt.
You know what these total up to.
That's a 333, of course.
We understand you're all in for your executive producerships.
Scott Cooper, Milford Center, Ohio, 166.67.
Sir Bob of the Chesapeake Bay in Annapolis, Maryland, 166.67.
We've got Sir John of South London with 166.58.
We've got Sir John of South London with 166.58.
Sherry Wermager in Arlington Heights, Illinois, 166.57.
Scott Barrell, or Burrell, in parts unknown, but he's military, 166.5.
Scott Smith is in Noblesville, Indiana, and will become a Knight today with your 166.50 donation.
166 from Stephen King, Grand Rapids.
Not that one.
Kaylin Beasley in Cody, Wisconsin.
Wyoming, 165-33.
Brett Hahn in Medford, New Jersey, 165.
As is Eric Hulsey in Richmond, Texas.
Matthew Wells in Austin, Texas, 165.
Timothy, Sir Timothy Brashears, 165, in Cookville, Tennessee.
Mark Stewart, Graham Washington, 165.
Sir Galteran of the Good Land in Lodolange, Which is, um, Luxembourg, I believe?
Is it Luxembourg, 165?
Yeah, Luxembourg.
John DeSilvo in Milston, New Jersey, 165, and he is happy as a knight, so we got you on the list.
Lee North in Overland Park, Kansas.
These are all the great, the 165s are great, I love this.
Kyle Maxwell, Fort Lauderdale, Florida.
John Foley from Chicago Heights, Illinois.
Zachary Schwartz, Gainesville, Florida.
Brian Tracy from Glen Allen, Virginia.
Jeffrey Friese in Moraga, California, 165.
Then Grecia Forges.
It's Dutch.
Gretje Voorhees.
It might be Gretje.
165 from South Pasadena, California.
And this is a... She has a long note here.
Early birthday present.
She wants to pull a switcheroo.
This will go towards her amazing husband and incredible stepdad, Brian Ward.
And they'll be celebrating their first anniversary in October.
So I'm going to put Brian Ward in here for you.
Very good.
Gretje.
Very nice.
Did you do that?
I'll start with Sir Brian.
These are still 165s.
There's plenty of these.
Yeah.
The Slow and Steady Night in Waterloo, Ontario.
Jacob Duhlman is Sir Sigatius Scripturient in South Milwaukee, Wisconsin.
Addison Todd in Chesterfield, Missouri.
These are all 165s.
John Ferretti in Girard, Pennsylvania.
Resolvent Technologies, Inc.
in Philadelphia.
Go Phillies!
Scott Clark in Clowdersport, Pennsylvania.
John Luke Lentini in Tucson, Arizona.
Daniel Summers is going to Knighthood in Knoxville, Tennessee.
Another switcheroo.
You might want to look at this.
From Nader Rashid in Greenwood, Indiana.
Yes, this is going to his mom and she will become a dame.
What a son!
Good move.
Matt Losey in Odessa, Florida.
These are all 165s.
Adam Weissner in Milwaukee, Wisconsin.
Michael Burdette in Lake Stevens, Washington.
Jeremy Smith in Wausau, Wausau!
Insurance company, Wisconsin.
Sir Brad Doherty in Malvern, Pennsylvania.
And he puts the Doherty on here, which is good because I would have normally pronounced it Doherty.
Yes, and he becomes a Viscount today.
Viscount Brad.
John Takesu.
Takesu.
Yeah.
St.
Cloud, Minnesota, 165.
Surplus.
Surplus, get it?
And he's in Vorendal, Netherlands.
Jason Babcock.
Babcock.
Babcock.
Jason.
Jason Babcock.
In Henderson, Nevada, 165.
Andrew Spieler in Brandon, Mississippi.
Jessica Barrett Fowler in Leveland, Texas.
And that drops, that's all the 165s.
We go to 160.06 from Mike Poplas in Petersham, Massachusetts.
Bruce Schwalm.
He's always here.
It's good for him in Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, 15633.
Spencer Whitney in Surrey, BC, 15033.
I'll pick it up here at the 150s.
Jeroen Stolteens.
Jeroen.
Stolteens.
Jeroen, Jeroen Stolteens.
Wait, I just missed it.
He's in La Herradura.
That's the name of a very famous tequila.
Oh, is that so?
He's in España.
Yeah.
España.
Send us some of that.
Miss B. He's in España.
It just happens to be a coincidental name.
Miss B, the bag lady, is in Cleveland, Ohio.
$150.
Andres Zavalos in Denison, Texas.
These are all $150.
Peter Karnowski from Weed, California.
Ken Knutson in Diamond Bar, California.
And he will become a knight today.
We have Andre Pichu.
In Ramsdonk Sfeer, the Netherlands.
And he becomes a knight today.
We really appreciate you.
The whole Dutch community, actually.
Andrea G. Mansfield, Ohio.
Sir Warbacon in Water Valley, Missouri.
Mississippi.
Missouri.
Mississippi.
150.
Then we get the 140s.
Barbara van... Barbara van Kerkhoele.
Or Barbara van Kerkhoele in Soek, British Columbia.
140.
And she says gefeliciteerd, so she is Dutch.
Jennifer Jones in Mount Vernon, Washington, 135.
Joe Campana in Ontario, California, 123.45.
And this will be going to his sister, credited to Angela Cumbera.
Very nice.
What a brother, eh?
What a nice guy.
Let me do the switcheroo there.
Zenko Hrnkiv, I think.
Hrnkv, H-R-Y-N-K-I-W.
I have no idea.
Birmingham, Alabama.
He's going to be known as Sir Stewfoot in the future, so that'll make it easier.
It's such a nice Southern boy name, Zinko Hrnkv.
Carlos Arecis from Miami, Florida, 120.
Thank you so much, sir.
Sir Paul Schneider, 166.67 from Edmond, Alberta, Canada.
Keith Johnson at the 115 level from Midland, Michigan, as is Chris Araskog from Charlotte, North Carolina.
115's all of these.
Sir Michael Anthony, who doesn't know him as one of our end of show mixers.
We know him as the mayor.
The mayor!
Andre Peters in Nijmegen, the Netherlands, 113.
He will become a knight today.
A lot of rings going out to the knights and dames in the lowlands.
Keokuk, Iowa, is where Brent Dresser is, 112.35.
Alec Schmidt, Schmidts, is in Blaine, Minnesota, 111.75.
Which is an interesting number, and it brings him to knighthood.
You got it.
Andrew Ekternach in Round Lake, Minnesota, 111.57 instead of the 75.
And I think this is a knighthood, but you might have to resubmit.
We'll make sure we take care of you.
Thomas Biard.
Biart in Tilburg, the Netherlands, 111.15, and we kick it off now.
Well, John, you kick it off with a row of sticks or dicks?
John Kane there with 111.11.
That's only two.
John Kane in Amboy, Washington, and Linda, who's becoming a knight or dame, dame, in Lakewood, Colorado.
Curiously, only two of those.
Sir Don comes in with 110.20.
in Windham, North New Hampshire.
Sir Wayne Larcombe in Sunnybank Hills, Queensland, $107.96, which is worth more.
Scott Salamango in Detroit, Michigan, $105.00.
Edward Musial in Waterford, Michigan, $102.87.
Sir Lucas of the Lost Bits in Federal Way, Washington, $101.01.
One on one on one.
Get it?
One on one on one on one.
In Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, one hundred thirty six Richard.
And he's coming in tops off his night.
Richard Sombol in Douglasville, Georgia.
One hundred dollars and 15 cents.
Now, the following people and there's a good list here of one hundred dollar donors.
I'll just do names and locations with Nigel Hennels in Brampton, Cambridgeshire, UK, Simon Cox in Oithorn.
Oithorn.
Netherlands.
Timothy.
Timothy.
Timothy Concanon.
Very famous wine growing family.
East Stroudsburg, Pennsylvania.
Parker Pauly.
Hey, Parker Pauly!
Susquehanna Valley, Pennsylvania.
Home of WSQV.
Top 40 of the Susquehanna Valley.
We'll get to her notes sometime in the future.
Sir Terry of the... She has a lot to say.
Sir Terry of the North Peace in Fort St.
John, B.C.
Baron Lattican.
Oh, good old Baron Lattican from Houston, Texas.
It's a hundred bucks from him.
Alejandro Huenca in Neosho, Wisconsin.
One hundred.
John Robineau, 100.
Peter Beebe in Lexington, Massachusetts, 100.
Corianne Hunt in Plano, Texas.
Plano, Texas.
Plano.
Plano.
Adam Rink in Highskill.
Highskill, Tennessee.
And that's not being pronounced correctly, I can assure you.
Kevin Dandridge in Charleston, South Carolina.
Chris McGraw in Alexandria, Virginia.
Bal... Balaz... Balazchesko.
Balachesko.
Two names, I guess.
In Vienna, Austria.
Nice.
Sir Cog... Sorry about the butchering of your name.
Sir Combatrock of the Idaho Highlands in Emmett, Idaho.
How about Combatrock?
Combatrock.
What'd I say?
Combatrock.
He might be right, I don't know, but this is for his smoking hot wife Christina, so we'll make sure we credit you there.
I'll finish the hundreds.
Craig Weinberg in Millbank, South Dakota.
Anonymous Eric in Roosevelt, Utah.
Benjamin Johnson, don't call me Johnson, in Wollongong, New South Wales.
Nicole Balderson in the APO system somewhere.
Oh, she's in Stuttgart.
Stuttgart, Deutschland.
Oh, she's in Stuttgart.
Stuttgart.
Hallo, Deutschland!
So not Jake in Thompson, Connecticut, it was Jennifer Williams of a small town, Tennessee.
I wonder if this is actually called small town.
Small town, Texas.
Oh, Texas.
It's possible there's a small town, Texas.
Yeah, there is.
Really?
It's right next to Big Smoke, Texas.
Okay, almost done.
Kate and Clifford in Uxbridge, Ontario.
Christy DeGhez in Birmingham, Alabama.
Matt Davidson in Hamlin, New York.
Michael Natrin, Newark, Delaware.
Laura Renkin in Austin, Texas.
Kent Gilbert in Gainesville, Virginia.
Paul Laplaine in Satsuma, Alabama.
Named, obviously, after the oranges.
William Elliott in Aliyah, Hawaii.
A hundred and that is your turn now.
Yes.
We move on to under a hundred.
Now this is 92.71 from Morrisville, North Carolina, E-B-E-L-L-C, who says, I'm now a baron, but I'm not sure we got that registered.
So we'll follow up with you on that.
Follow up.
John Kavrik, Bellevue, Nebraska, The Boob, 80.08.
Sir Kevin McLaughlin, Archduke of Luna, lover of America and boobs, as always, he's there with 80.08.
John D. Carney, Alpharetta, Georgia, hopping on the Boo Bandwagon, 8008.
Ray Quillen from Huntington, Massachusetts, with the Boo donation as well.
Then we get Christian Bowers with 78.77 from Duluth, Georgia.
75 from Adriana Oporto in Hayward, California.
Amy Harmon in Asheville, North Carolina, 75.
Sir Matt Defender of the Inappropriately Timed Sarcasm, 75, from Johnstown, Pennsylvania.
Sergio Farias in Stamford, Connecticut, 75.
Wayne Cartini in Torrington, Connecticut, $74.21.
Brad Albritton from Kingston, North Carolina, brings the $69.69, as does Viscount Sir Craig of Northeast Georgia, and he's got a birthday for himself here on the list.
James Cornell of Wichita, Kansas, will become a knight today with $65.79.
$60 from Robert Brousseau in Pinckney, Michigan.
Luke Rayner in London, $58.88.
Thank you, Luke.
Matthew Ives in KC, maybe South Carolina, 56.95.
Matthew Cargo in Goebbels, Michigan, 56.50.
55.55 from Lauren Ball from Slidell, Louisiana.
And she will become a... let me see...
Larin, Larinball.
I guess Larin becomes, yeah, Larin becomes a knight.
Sir Matthew becomes a baronet with 55.55 from Tinley Park, Illinois.
Double nickels on the dime for Brian Fairley, as is for Nick Ellenbecker in Wotosa.
Wauwatosa, Wisconsin, 55.10.
52.82 for Jimmy Hoagard-Peterson in West Ryde, New South Wales, Australia.
Jeffrey Kenyon is in Queensland, Australia with 52.
Sir Jackson, Knight of the Transistors, 51.50 from Leveland, Texas.
Kate Fisk with 51.15 from Upper Dicker, East Sussex, Great Britain.
Jeffrey Benson, 50.33 from Cardington, Ohio.
Seminole, Florida is where Jeffrey Rodwin is, or Rodwin.
Unionville, Indiana for Riley Fettig Online Sales with a third annual de-douching call-out to Patrick Comer as Man Overboard.
You mean Douchebag.
And then there it is, we hit the 50s.
So John, why don't you get started on the 50s?
I want to remind Riley to send in another birthday request that didn't show up on the list.
Okay.
Dicehead Games LLC in Cleveland, Tennessee.
Dotted Mines.
These are all names and locations for the $50 donors, which is the end of the list.
So, we're almost done.
Dotted Mind, no clicking.
Dotted Mind in Lincoln, Lincolnshire, UK.
Tony Lang in Castle Pines, Colorado.
Julie Phillips in York, South Carolina.
Justin Heiner in Vinegrove, Kentucky.
Andrew Watson in Fairhope, Alabama.
Pro Flooring LLC in Viroqua, Wisconsin.
Andrew Sawyer in Duncan, BC.
Claire Thornhill in Toronto, Ontario, Canada.
Sarah Gordon in Tucson, Arizona.
Ryan Compton in Severn, Maryland.
Jamie L. in Sault Ste.
Marie, Ontario.
Joseph Barnes in Oakland, California.
Christopher Hodges in Union, Mississippi.
Nicholas Voss in Bayside, New York.
Tau Chester Abbey Preceptory in Castaic, California.
Anna Drake in Whitestown, Indiana.
James Schirometta in Nappanock, New York.
Simon Aronowitz and he's in North Wembley, UK.
Isaac Flores in Chula Vista, California.
Louis Longo in Ewing, New Jersey.
Umesh Bhat in Annandale, New Jersey.
Michael Shambaugh in Topeka, Kansas.
Paul Rouge in Fort Thomas, Kentucky.
Jonathan Wrighton in Winstead, Minnesota.
Kurt Patrick in Nanaimo, British Columbia.
Sir Matthew Janiszewski in Chicago.
Kenneth Pirro in San Antonio, Texas.
Aichi Kitagawa, our buddy there in San Francisco.
And last but not least, Sir Brian Watson.
From Raleigh, North Carolina.
There you go.
We want to thank all these people.
There's going to be some missed things here and there.
We'll take care of it in the future.
And happy birthday to anyone who doesn't get mentioned.
This next long list coming up and all the rest of it.
This is fantastic.
We couldn't do it without you.
We wouldn't want to do it without you.
We wouldn't want to do it without any one of our producers.
There are plenty of podcasters that do it with no audience and they don't mind.
Well, it's not even an audience.
We have producers.
This is the whole point.
We just have the best badass producers in the business.
There's no way that any show can produce at the level we are.
Certainly not without advertising.
And I am incredibly blessed, grateful to all who have supported us.
Also those who are overboard.
To those who have left us.
Yeah, the poor overboard people.
And there's people who are overboard and I'm still in contact with them.
It's all appreciated.
It's all good.
And, um...
We look forward to sharing some of the notes because a lot of them were really heartfelt about... It's always kind of mind-blowing to me when people say, you know, you saved my life, or you saved my marriage, or you saved my sanity, and I don't know.
I think we all do it together.
That's because it is the best podcast in the universe with producers value for value.
No other way to do this as far as I'm concerned.
I would actually pay to do this.
I have to be honest about it.
Instead, I'll do another 15 years.
If you want to support us, go here.
Lots of, well we need mega mega jobs karma for everybody.
Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs.
Let's vote for jobs!
You've got karma.
Of course, and have cancer as requested.
Stop it!
You've got karma.
And then for everybody, one big ass goat karma.
You've got Thanks for supporting the best podcast in the universe.
Well, here's what I got for you today.
David McCall says happy birthday to his wife, Cher, celebrated yesterday on the 2nd.
Joss Cox's mom says happy birthday to Joss Cox, his birthday today.
Kevin Fitzpatrick celebrates today.
Sir Dick Bangs, Sir Dirty Dick Bangs of D.C., November 8th.
Sir Craig Viscount of Northeast Georgia celebrates on the 9th.
Ken Wheat says happy birthday to his smoking hot fiancée, the Mrs.
Viscount Sir Craig of Northeast Georgia celebrates Johanna from Iowa City.
Happy birthday from her dad, 11 today.
And I want to congratulate my very own keeper, Tina Marie Curry, celebrated her baptism yesterday.
Happy birthday or baptism from everybody here at the best podcast in the universe!
It's your birthday, yeah!
D-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d Man, here we go.
We got some title changes for you.
In case you missed it, I'm just gonna roll with it, see how far we get.
Sir Brad becomes Count of the Jersey Shore and Delaware Valley, Keeper of the Map.
Sir Haiti, it is now an Earl.
Sir Brian Moss becomes Baron of Plano-Trabuco.
Sir Frank Astensatz becomes Duke of Victoria, Australia.
Sir Matthew Petty, baron of the greater state of Idaho.
Sir Truck Driver is now baron of Stevens County, Oklahoma.
Sir Codes Lot of Southern Nye County, land of hookers and weed, is now a baron.
Sir Hadsall, Sir Rebrawl, is a baron.
Sir Rebrawl, get it.
Sir Michael Dunn, baron of South Central Kentucky.
Sir Shortstack, baron of Northeast Pennsylvania.
Um, where am I?
Circus Media becomes Circle and Square, Baron of Mosman and the Greater Gallatin Valley.
Sir Austin Paris becomes a baronet.
Sir Snide Niteront of the OT Networks, also a baronet.
Hold on.
Here we go.
Come gather round, douchebags, producers and slaves.
Is we all thank your brothers and sisters who gave And some of them knights, some of them dames For the titles are a-changing Sir Chris Mack becomes a duke Dame Bear of Bend becomes a baroness.
Sir Stephen of the Bighorn Basin is now a baron.
Dame Sandcat becomes a baroness.
Sir Jamo of North Central Idaho is now a baron.
Sir Oma, baronet.
Sir Dirty Dick Bangs of D.C.
is now the Earl Dirty Dick Bangs of D.C.
Sir Dan the Man, protector of Cape Coral and the islands of Sanibel and Keptiva, captures his barony today.
The Knight of the Audacious Podcasting, Sir Daniel J. Lewis, Knight of Podcasting 2.0.
Sir Brad Doherty, Doherty, thank you.
Count of the Jersey Shore and Delaware Valley, Keeper of the Map.
Sir Don, Baron of New Hampshire and the Merrimack Valley, is a Viscount.
And Sir Matthew is a Baronet as of today.
If we missed you, if we got something wrong, let us know.
We're working on it.
Also, give us suggestions on how we can do a lot better with all of this stuff.
My goodness!
It's time for our knights and our dames, and believe me... I got to blame you.
Did I miss the birthdays?
Yeah, the birthdays were pretty short.
Well, this isn't.
Here's your blade.
Ah, excuse me.
Oh, there it is!
Oh my goodness.
Okay, here we go.
Ah, wait a second.
I'm already hit.
You got the two-hand this one.
This is a big one.
blasting it all over the place.
All right, here we go with our dames first of the No Agenda Roundtable.
Beth Cameron, Dame Irony, Nikki, Dame Trouble of Ajax.
Hold on, I'm being drowned out here somewhere.
Oh, man.
I don't know what's going on.
Uh...
We have Emily becomes Dame Ma, Dame Dame, Sherry McCall, Dame Sherry, Keeper of the Compound, Sarah Wood, Dame Sunflower of the Wyoming Desert.
Lisa Laypole becomes Dame Lee.
Mary Shaw, Dame Mary Moon.
Michelle Smedley, Dame Magic Boop.
Elizabeth Guillot, Dame Lady Raven, Protector of the Birds.
Heather Otteson, Dame Heather of the Gulf Coast.
Dame Brendadshad, of the Diamond-Hearted Queen of the Algos.
Theresa Shellnut, the Keeper of the House.
Megan Davis, Dame Megalomaniac.
Derek Vonderhaar's wife becomes Dame Finger Mole.
Hello.
Stacey Bann becomes Dame Stacey of Yellowstone County and the Black Hills.
Nikki Morris becomes Dame Nikki of the Farm Hill Academy.
Mel B, Dame Mel B. Abigail Hines, Dame Abigail, Lady of the Rhyming Lines.
Liz Leroy, Dame Lizardi.
Lisa will become Dame Notre Dame of the Small Fringe Minority.
Anne Juneve, Dame Anne with an E. Meredith Whittle will become Lady Code Red.
Britton Sprouse becomes Certificate of Authenticity with a T. And Linda Lupatkin becomes Dame Princess JJ, Lou of Green Mountain and the hiking and biking trails thereon.
Okay, so now we've got the Knights to deal with.
Gentlemen, you step yourselves up here as well next to the Dames, and we'll get right on it as well.
Heath Novak, Sir Carcarius of Cold Snatch, Connoisseur of Cannabis and Cakes.
We have Anonymous, Sir Stripes and the Marshitso.
Errol, Sir Fritzy of Ajax.
Unknown becomes Sir Captain Caveman Rich, Sir Richie Rich of the Northeast Carolina Piedmont.
Kaylin Beasley, Sir Wildflyer of the Soshone.
Jimmy Frimmel, Sir Giancomo of the Blues, Brenda Tekash, Sir Spookley of the Elm Streets, Jim Turner, Sir James of the Ethiopian Quarter.
Ow, my hand has gotten blisters now.
David McCall, Sir David Trucker of the Open Road, Pat Wood will be Sir James of the Ethiopian Quarter.
David McCall, Sir David Trucker of the Open Road, Pat Wood, Sir Woody of the Wyoming Desert, David Patrick, Sir David Patrick of the Rabbit Hole, Matthew Patrick, Sir Matthew of Highway 70.
Carl Leipold, Sir Carl Who Forgets A Lot, Dave Smith, Sir Santa Dave, James Shaw, Sir Jew Claw, Myron Weber, Sir Whatever of Apathy, David Geo, Day Nights, Sark 7, Night of the Centered Neptune.
John Wayne Carlson, Sir John Wayne of the South.
Richard Kompau, Sir Richard Barbarossa.
Colomona becomes Sir Libre.
Ryan Knight-Hombre, Harambe of the Haoli Silverback.
Kevin Fitzpatrick, Sir Uncle Kevin of the Sea of Tranquility.
Brett Carlson, Sir Big Top of the Walk in the Hunting Lands of Kansas.
James Jeffers, Sir James of Northern Wake, North Carolina.
Scott Gorman, Sir Scott Knight of Freeland, Oxfordshire.
Larry Babcock, Sir Walkin of Pneumonia.
Jeremiah Lambeau, Sir Maga.
Job Bourne becomes Sir Jobs Murray and Sir Murray.
And Brandon Peake, Sir Real Lord of the Nada-Bots.
Wolfgang Helfrich, Knight of the Eichler.
Robert Kirkpatrick, Sir Robert of the Seven Villages.
Tyler Robinson, Sir Entity Now.
Sir Entity Now.
Aaron Sinclair, Sir Piranesi, Knight of the Flaneur and the Purple Microdots.
Damien Alleyne, Sir Damien, Knight of Barbados.
Tom Barrett, Tom of Zoella, Gateway to the Germain Antigua.
Matthew Manzano, Sir Mandango, Knight of the Indian Wood, Dust and Sea.
Sir Biscuit, Knight of the James River.
David Mallot.
Sir Render is not an option.
Knight of the Tree of Liberty.
Ron.
Sir Ron of the Cogent Texan.
Robert Wilson.
Sir Roger of the Borough of Hats Anonymous in Amsterdam.
Just Sir Sir.
Travis Robinson.
Sir Toto.
John Davenport.
Sir Long John of Crabapple.
Christopher Eisenhardt.
Sir Cumstantial Evidence.
Mark, Sir Becoming Heroic of the Midwest.
Ryan Alba, Sir Optimusry of San Ramon.
Paul, become Sir Paul Lacknight of the Bay Area.
Cody Rogers, Sir Rogers of Yolo.
Dylan Catherine, Sir Doe Tech Guru of Northeast Kansas.
Ralph Johnson, Sir Ralph of Kern River Valley.
Ronald McNanny, Sir Dude Named Ben of the Flyover States.
Jared Shuler, Sir Chewy Bean of the Blind Knight, the Blind Knight of Brookfield.
Rich Stafford, Sir Friend of the Show.
Peter Hahn, Sir PTOW, the P-T-W-O-B, the Brewer.
Sounds like Pitwop, got it.
Anonymous in Austin, Sir Prize Party Anonymous in New Hampshire, Sir Squirrel.
Will Craghead, Sir Milton Friedman, Zachary Gill.
Sir Plumpin Pumpin, Defender of the Fat Chicks.
Curtis Rose, Sir Geothermal of the Surprise Valley Hot Springs.
Alan Byrne, Sir Byrne's Resource Planner of the Northwest.
Joshua Dubarava, Sir Josh the Weird Knight.
Aaron Wilbur, Sir Bigurn of Jeffco, the Meth Capital of the USA.
Roger Roundy, sir.
Roger of the Roundys.
Darren Friedland, sir.
Mr. Woof of Tobacco Road.
Lou Fang, sir.
Yeah, of there.
Gregory Speed, sir.
Speed.
Michael John Leszczynski, sir.
Michael John Leszczynski.
Mark Putner.
Who doesn't know him?
Sir Andrew of Beverly Hills.
Brandon Thrasher, sir.
Drake of the Ham.
Tom Reynolds, sir.
PWD.
Print Working Directory.
Robert Wiley, Sir Robert of Mulberry.
David Cox, Sir Dave of Western North Carolina.
Chris Holman, Sir Chris of the Mortar and the Pestle.
Robert Machiatiko, Sir Bob of Burlington.
Brian Kasha, Sir BK of the PNW, Pacific Northwest.
Jason Fauchier, Sir Torch 1, 6th Knight.
Sir Torch 1, 6th Knight of the Recovering Air Traffic Controllers Association.
Bobby Morris, Sir Bob of the Land of Common Sense.
Pascal Schelfhout, Sir Schelfwood of the Wooden Shelves in the Woods.
Kevin Schnebelin, Sir Elkevjo, I hope.
Jeremy Toth, Sir JT of GR.
Jeff Alligood, Sir Island Dog of Amelia Island, Florida and Athens, Georgia.
Medic Mike, Sir Medic Mike.
Marv Santella, Sir Marv.
of the Naked Pueblo, Joseph Simons, Sir Charged, Tal Salah, Sir Tiffably Tal, Nessworks, Sir Nessworks, I'm amazed he didn't have a title already, Marquis Moore, Sir Marquis Moore, Techwipe, Sir Techwipe of America's Penis, hello, Eric Guth, Sir Eric of Judea, Alexander Savitsy, Sir Dude Named Alexander of Marlborough,
Herbert Garrett, Sir Glenn of Raleigh, Derrick Campbell, Sir Derrick Campbell, Joe Dirks, Sir Joe Dirks, Brad Horowitz, Sir Brabby, Morgan Medlock becomes Sir Morgan the Divine Madman of Furcrest, David Wright, Sir Lucid of the Orzacs, Casey Smith, Sir Casey of the Carolinas, Jamie Moore, Sir Jamie Moore, Scott Smith, it will be Sir Smitty of Harbortown.
John DeSilvo becomes Sir John DeSilvo.
Daniel Summers, Sir Fatigue Coder.
Ken Knutson, Sir Analog Bike.
Andre Pichu, Sir Loin Shaken, Not Triggered.
Zinko Henrykin.
Sir Slewfoot, Andre Peters, Sir Andre, Knight of the MP, PayPal account, Alex Schmitz, Sir Schmitz, John Edwards, Sir John Edwards, Chris McGraw, Knight of Old Town, James Cornell, Sir Booj of the Golden Plains, and Larimbaugh becomes Sir Vente Nero.
For you, we've got Hookers & Blow, Ren Poison, Chardonnay, We've got a whole bunch of other stuff you wanted me to put at the round table, which I will get there.
I will put it on the order for the next couple of shows.
Also, Harlots and Howl Doll, Pepperoni Rolls and Pale Ales, Red Heads and Ryes, Organic Macaroni and Plasticizers, Beer and Blunts, Brazilian Hotties and Cachaca, and of course, we've got Geishas and Sake, Vodka and Vanilla, Bong Hits and Bourbon, Sparkling Titans and Escort, Ginger Ale and Gerbils, Breast Milk and Pablum, and Mutton and Meat!
Well, thank you, Sun Yung Moon.
Right?
Hold on a second.
How do I stop this thing?
Because I couldn't stop it.
Hold on a second.
Let me just stop this.
Stop.
Stop.
It stopped.
It had to be stopped.
All right, so those are our nights, our dames, our titles, our birthdays.
But of course, we're not done yet.
No, we got meetups!
No Agenda Meetup!
It's like a party!
Yeah, it is like a party, actually.
Another one of those great No Agenda Time Talent Treasure Producer initiatives.
We have a couple of meetup reports.
Here's Arlington, Virginia.
Hey, this is DC Girl.
It's always a good meetup when you hit somebody in the mouth at the next table over in the morning.
Hi, this is Roundy.
This venue was louder than usual, so my conversation was more insipid than usual.
Hi, this is Glenn.
Outstanding meet-up in the morning.
Hey, this is Sir William of West Pensyltucky waiting for the October surprise and the vinegar giblet.
Hi, this is Rosalind from Scotland in the morning.
Christopher in King George in the morning.
Hey, Bongo Boy in the morning.
And Tom Starkweather here from Stafford County.
In the morning!
Do we do all of them?
Three, two, one.
In the morning!
Well, there it is.
It's official.
Roundy and DC girl are stooping.
They're stooping?
They're stooping.
You think?
I think so.
Green Bay, another no agenda.
Romantic love connection.
Yeah, well they're going to have to make sure we get credit for the rest of their long marriage.
Well, you and I are going to have to officiate and their kids will be named after us.
Now you're talking.
Green Bay, Wisconsin meetup report, meetup was a success according to Kyle.
10 people gathered some drove over an hour and a half to be there for some it was their first meetup ever great conversations amygdala shrinking tribalism and Thanks to the generosity of Sir Chris Vox giving all of us free passes to his band hairballs show hairball hairball PS heads-on sticks available at no agenda meetups calm under the help section make great beacons for everyone to find each other Brisbane how you doing?
G'day mates It's time again to throw some bugs on the barbie.
Morton Bay bugs that is.
Bring your esky down and join myself and other slaves Sunday the 13th of November at Daly Dakota Mount Gravatt, Brisbane.
Or Brisbane as JTD would say.
Where we'll be cracking some titties and shooting the s***.
with other Gitmo Nation comrades of the Sunshine State.
Bring $10-y dues per person to cover food costs, your own booze, and most importantly, a donation for the greatest podcast in the universe.
Human Resources, Sheilas and Blokes are also welcome.
So see you all there.
Sheilas.
Howdy-o, Smofos.
Sorry, I meant to play the promo after the next meet-up report, but there you go, Sheilas.
Oops, I'm sorry.
This is North Idaho.
This is Claude reporting in from the North Idaho Sanity Brigade meet-up.
A little late on the report, but... Better out than in, I always say.
Or something like that.
Passing the mic around to the other gents that grace this skin-headed part of the nation with their presence.
Mr. Road Dog here.
We're in Post Falls, Idaho, having a great meet-up, a great night.
In the morning, matey!
Dude named Jeff here, in the morning!
So you can still make the mile-high hooey-hooey meet-up at Hangar 101 in Lakewood, California.
It is today.
Colorado, I'm sorry, it is today.
On Saturday, the 5th of November, remember, remember the Red 33, Red 33, 230 Eastern Castle Iron Brewery in Northwood, Massachusetts?
We have Sunday, Central Ohio meet-up, 2 o'clock Eastern, 16-bit arcade and bar in Dublin, Ohio.
Also on Sunday, Lords of the Hills and Valleys, 4 o'clock Central European time.
Once again, it's in the Netherlands, De Heeren van Berg en Dal.
Those guys are crazy.
The Dutch have it all together.
And we'll also have a meet-up in Knoxville, Tennessee on Monday.
The No Agenda Don't Tell Your Parents meet-up, 5 o'clock Eastern at the Food Court in the West Town Mall.
Hey, what about that?
A meet-up in the Food Court.
Couldn't be more perfect than that.
The No Agenda meet-up is another part of the No Agenda Nation Producers that have really done it all for everybody else for 15 years.
If you want to know what this is about, get some exposure to some of these people.
You might just like them a whole lot.
noagendameetups.com.
Always like a party!
Sometimes you want to go hang out with all the nights and days.
You want to be where you want to be.
Triggered or held to blame.
It's like a party!
Dude, I love my job.
I love everybody who produces this show.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Now let's do some ISOs.
I have no ISOs.
Dynamite!
I got them all, I got dynamite!
I don't know if they're any good, but I'm gonna win!
Alright.
Here's what I have for you.
It was all made up.
Okay.
Cute.
Alright.
No amnesty.
Alright.
No.
We should all just calm down.
I like that one.
That's good.
And?
You can't get away from this, folks!
Ah, that's it.
That's the last one.
Can't get away from this, folks?
Yeah, I agree.
That's kind of... Let's go.
Let me just jack it up a little bit.
Let me get a little more, uh, a little more oomph to it when we hit it.
There we go.
Um, well, there you go.
Four and a half hours, not bad.
I would suggest playing a last clip.
I have more than one.
Okay.
But no one's ever going to hear this clip, but no one's going to hear it anyway or anything about it because the mainstream's not going to report anything like this.
Okay.
This is Amy, caution Amy.
This is a North Korea, South Korea, WTF clip.
What's going on?
South Korea is accusing North Korea of firing a missile into South Korean waters for the first time since the nations were divided in the 1950s.
This came as North Korea launched a total of at least 23 missiles into the sea today.
South Korea responded by firing three missiles into waters off North Korea.
This all came as the United States and South Korea were carrying out war Wait, you're telling me that they're pissed off that we're firing crap off of their coast?
of troops.
On Tuesday, North Korea warned the U.S. and South Korea would pay, quote, the most horrible price in history, unquote, if the war games continue.
Wait, you're telling me that they're pissed off that we're firing crap off of their coast?
So, of course, the mainstream doesn't want to play this clip or report the clip because it reflects poorly on Joe Biden and the Democrats.
So let's just leave it to Amy.
so nobody knows about it.
But what is the bottom line?
It's because of all the war games that Korea's pissed off?
Well, they've said this before.
If you remember when Trump went over there, he stopped the war games because it really, for some reason, irked them.
Well, it's kind of annoying when people are doing that off your border.
Yeah, they're doing it off the coast.
It looks like Ukraine, you know, the war games that went on just before the invasion.
Yeah.
I wanted to play one last clip, which you'll also never see, never hear, but we understand all about it.
I just have to play it here because otherwise it'll get so stale.
This is in the... Malcolm Roberts, he's a senator in Queensland.
Australia.
And he's seeing exactly the same thing we're seeing here with beef in particular.
You know, the cows are under attack.
They're farting.
We got to get rid of them.
The Netherlands, get rid of the cows.
We need to save the butterfly or some crap like that.
And this, of course, is also happening in Australia.
A lot of our U.S.
beef, so-called USDA beef, actually comes from Australia.
It's just sold as USDA.
You're getting tricked.
But here is, and everything I've been saying, like what I've learned from Texas Slim, is also happening in Australia.
This will be our last one for 1500.
Australian beef, and best of all Queensland beef, are here to stay as Australia's main source of protein.
A recent CSIRO paper published in the journal Animal found pasture-fed beef returned 1,597 times more human edible protein than it consumed.
What a wonderful way to produce natural, nutritious, affordable protein to feed our world.
The CSIRO, though, couldn't help themselves, of course, and went on to denigrate the cattle industry for its methane production.
This fear-mongering fails on the most basic of tests, the biogenic carbon cycle.
Methane in the atmosphere combines with oxygen to produce water and carbon dioxide that are then reabsorbed into pastures through photosynthesis, encouraging plant growth.
For those who swallowed the United Nations climate rubbish and think that nature's trace atmospheric gas, essential to all life on earth, needs to be sequestered, it is being sequestered.
There's no environmental harm from cattle methane production.
Cattle can be grazed in a sustainable manner that not only protects but improves soil health.
The war on red meat doesn't have a leg to stand on.
I call on Meat and Livestock Australia to dump its Red Meat 2030 plan.
A plan designed to create a false scarcity of red meat to double meat's price and increase profits for a lucky few large beef producers.
Red Meat 2030 will end grazing in lower rainfall areas, which will then be returned to nature in a process called rewilding.
This land is where affordable meat is grown.
Meat will become an elitist food.
Everyday Australians will be forced to source protein from food-like substances grown in labs, or concocted on a process line from bugs, nuts and chemicals.
Lots of chemicals!
Pick up a pack of fake meat and check the ingredients.
Meat and Livestock Australia must stop pandering to the climate change fraud and globalist elites.
We are one community, we are one nation, and climate change delusion is a danger to people's cost of living and to our very food supply and security.
At least you heard it here once.
You'll never see that guy again.
Of course not.
So I'm gonna get me some K&C cattle and maybe some Holy Cow beef for today.
I don't know about you.
I'm gonna have a big steak.
Nice.
Hey, John.
I know I've said it before, but... Hot damn, brother.
$1,500.
Not bad, old man.
Yeah, well, we're gonna do a couple more shows.
Looking forward to our next episode with the obvious make goods that we'll be doing.
And please, again, we'd love your suggestions about how we can... Yeah, and be patient with the rings because we have to reorder all these rings.
It's not going to be easy.
But it'd be nice if people would jump in at least so we have the sizes so we know what to order.
Coming to you from the heart of the Texas Hill Country in FEMA Region No.
6 for Episode 1500.
In the morning, everybody, I'm Adam Curry.
And from Northern Silicon Valley, where I remain, I'm John C. Dvorak.
We'll be back with Episode 1501 on Sunday.
Remember us at dvorak.org.
Thank you all so much for producing this show.
I love it.
Until Sunday, adios mofos!
Sucks!
And a hooey hooey!
Do you know the mountain man?
The mutton man, the mutton man.
Do you know the mutton man?
He lives on the curry lane.
Yes, I know the mutton man.
The mutton man, oh yeah, the mutton man.
Yes, I know the mutton man.
He lives on the curry lane.
Yeah, I know we know that life's a scam But still we do the best we can Hidden people in the mouth and battling cages With a little help from the rock of ages Yes, I know the son of man Yes, I know the great I am.
I may be talking, talking, but it's the return of the king.
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Slash in A. Donate your time, talent, and treasure.
Give it back with equal measure for Oh yeah, that's what AC and JCD call me for me.
Yeah, yeah, that's what AC and JCD call me for me.
That's true!
J.C. and J.C.T.
Go and leave with me.
That's true.
1,500 episodes, baby.
In the morning.
In the morning.
Keep the noise, keep the ground running It's a media assassination.
Pick up the pieces, tear them apart.
Send it on to every nation.
Don't wanna stand by, don't wanna shut up.
Nothing but what's called a show.
No more mainstream, calling out the new me.
Tell me where I should go.
I'll get you right in the mouth!
Time to do it now!
In the mornin'!
I wanna do it now!
In the mornin'!
There's nothing better than In the mornin'!
In the mornin'!
In the mornin'!
Watchin' a puppet show from up on the hilltops, as the world reverts past night.
We'll be right back.
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