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1499: Wack 'o Wibs

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	Bye. Adam Curry, John C. Devorak.
	It's Sunday, October 30th, 2022.
	This is your award-winning Kimbo Nation Media Assassination, episode 1499er.
	This is No Agenda.
	Living up in a down world and broadcasting live from the heart of the Texas whole country here in FEMA region.
	Nobody really likes fracking.
	Good morning, everybody.
	I'm Adam Curry.
	And from northern Silicon Valley, where we have a message for all Republicans.
	Nobody really likes fracking.
	I'm John C. Dvorak.
	It's Crackpot and Buzzkill.
	In the morning.
	What is going on?
	Is this something with the debates or some local California issue?
	Yeah, I was listening to Dr. Oz and then the other guy, that Fetterman, who was like, something happened to him.
	Yes, we're well aware something happened.
	I think everyone knows something happened to him.
	They're going on and on about fracking because I guess there's a few people that lost their jobs.
	You know, we love fracking.
	Nobody loves fracking.
	It's a pain in the ass.
	It's who knows what's going on.
	It creates little earthquakes all over the place.
	It's a pain.
	Find some other way of extracting oil and gas.
	Is there another way?
	Is there another way?
	I don't think there's a cheaper way.
	We used to have oil and gas and plenty plus coal in this country before fracking.
	Fracking is just a methodology to bust up some stuff in some shale lands.
	We know the process.
	Yeah, I guess.
	Well, I'm sorry you feel that way.
	I love fracking.
	You do not!
	I'm in the state of Texas.
	I love fracking!
	Nobody loves fracking!
	All I could think of throughout the past few days news, which of course was dominated for 85% by one story and one story only was... Stop the hammering!
	That's always a nice one.
	You know, this is the second time in a month that Paul's been hammered.
	Hey, Amy, happy Friday.
	Let's begin with the violent incident that was reported in San Francisco.
	Wait a minute.
	Wait a minute.
	In what world does it go?
	Hey, hey, happy day.
	Hey, baby, how you doing?
	Let's start with some violent news.
	Listen to this.
	Listen to this.
	Hey Amy, happy Friday!
	Let's begin with the violent incident that was reported at the San Francisco home of Nancy Pelosi.
	The lawmaker wasn't there at the time.
	Oh, yeah.
	Murder, death, mayhem.
	Yay, happy, happy, happy day.
	Hey, Amy, happy Friday.
	Let's begin with the violent incident that was reported at the San Francisco home of Nancy Pelosi.
	The lawmaker wasn't there at the time.
	Pelosi's officing that her husband was, quote, violently assaulted.
	The incident is raising new questions about security for the nation's lawmakers.
	Paul Pelosi is recovering now, but expected to make a full recovery.
	So, it's not that we know any more than anybody else knows, and I love all these stories.
	And of course, I think the evidence stands against Paul Pelosi, you know, because of his prior infraction earlier, which is also kind of shady.
	What happened, we'll never know.
	It's kind of put under the rug.
	So before we even go any further, I'd say that this complete domination of the news, this may be an October surprise, as it was picked up immediately by politicians and, of course, the mainstream media, does obfuscate the Senate report that says COVID probably came from a laboratory.
	I just want to point that out.
	We'll come back to that later.
	But that's what everyone was focused on.
	Wait, there's yet another report saying it came from a laboratory?
	Is this like some sort of news?
	From the Senate, though.
	No, this was the Senate's investigation.
	It's not news to us, but, you know, the story's kind of crumbling, and a lot of people could be, should be in trouble.
	In jail.
	Well, that's, you know, that's trouble.
	That's trouble.
	Okay, I know you have a couple clips.
	Let me play two, then we'll listen to yours if you don't mind.
	I'll start with, because, I mean, the mainstream was just great with this.
	Just great.
	I mean, really.
	They suck!
	What do you mean, they were great?
	You're being sarcastic.
	It doesn't work.
	Well, you wait until you hear it.
	You'll be like, that's great!
	Because they're giving away everything.
	The whole playbook is open.
	It doesn't matter what happened.
	The fact that they can jump onto something immediately... You notice how before the big guns come out, like Biden himself, which was a great speech he made, It's always these kind of unknown Democrats who are quoted or post something on Twitter.
	It's almost like that's their audition process.
	Okay, you're up.
	You're at bat.
	Let's see if you can make this go viral.
	Then we'll bring you into the big leagues.
	It's just so obvious.
	Anyway, so here's ABC.
	Now to the suspect tonight.
	We're learning more about the assailant, this case, among thousands of threats to lawmakers and public officials in this country, right now, under investigation.
	I want to turn to our Chief Justice Correspondent, Pierre Thomas, with us live from Washington.
	Pierre, you were telling us law enforcement now scrubbing through the suspect's past.
	What have you learned tonight?
	Doesn't scrubbing mean that they're erasing everything?
	Wow, that's an actual, that's, I'd give you 10 points for that catch.
	I mean, seriously.
	Because that's exactly what it normally, normally is used in that context.
	But why would they use it at all?
	Because you don't scrub through something.
	Well, I scrub through a lot.
	You look, you dig, you dig, you dig through something.
	Well, I always felt scrubbing was kind of an incorrect use because scrubbing, coming from the old audio world, is when you're moving the reel-to-reel back and forth, you're scrubbing.
	You're scrubbing along the timeline to find a certain spot.
	It can be fast forward or whatever.
	That's scrubbing.
	Maybe some old audio engineers wrote the script on this.
	Or maybe they're just erasing stuff as they go.
	I want to turn to our Chief Justice Correspondent, Pierre Thomas, with us live from Washington.
	Pierre, you were telling us law enforcement now scrubbing through the suspect's past.
	What have you learned tonight?
	David, tonight the FBI is doing a deep dive investigation into this man.
	Agents are seeking search warrants for any phones, computers, or other devices that might be associated with David DePoppi.
	And investigators are interviewing family, friends, and associates.
	Authorities are examining a number of social media posts that appear to be connected with DePoppi, espousing a range of false conspiracies about COVID-19 vaccines, the 2020 election, and the January 6th congressional hearings, David.
	This is all great.
	On the other hand, you hear BLM, rainbow flags or whatever.
	But this guy is not unknown.
	He was at the kind of infamous Naked Wedding in San Francisco.
	Do you recall the Naked Wedding?
	Vaguely.
	So he was there, naked.
	He's a naked guy.
	He's a naked guy, yeah.
	And I saw him like, oh, OK.
	Because he's not an ugly, fat, naked guy.
	He's a fit, trim, naked guy.
	I don't know if he looks the same as in that photo.
	I'm like, OK.
	Well, whatever went on, my immediate opinion, growing up in the Netherlands where prostitution was legal, and where if you tried to get out of paying your lady of service, you'd get bashed up with a hammer.
	Yep.
	So it's like, you gotta pay your hookers.
	That's my opinion.
	You're not losing me on that.
	Right.
	So let's see what else the mainstream had to say because of course we need to take this to its logical conclusion.
	And this was stunning too, Pierre, what you and your team reported in Late Today.
	Authorities are also warning about the potentially dangerous chatter among extremist groups just today online in wake of this attack.
	Celebrating the attack?
	Celebrating!
	They're keeping a wary eye on those reports that extremists were actually...
	Were they like...
	What?
	Celebrating.
	What kind of coverage is this?
	Celebrating the attack on some 82-year-old guy?
	Nobody's doing that.
	Woo-hoo!
	Woo-hoo!
	Yeah!
	The attack, it was so great!
	Please, please.
	Tax celebrating the attack?
	They're keeping a wary eye on those reports that extremists were actually celebrating this attack in the dark corners of social media.
	And tonight, a new Homeland Security bulletin warns that domestic extremists pose a heightened threat to the upcoming midterm elections.
	And there's been a dramatic surge in threats, not just aimed at judges, but also Congress members as well, David.
	So, now all of a sudden, oh, we have to rush to get some security.
	But when the Supreme Court judges were being threatened, it was silence.
	Surely people see the hypocrisy of this.
	Ha!
	I laugh in your face.
	Oh, do to, do, what, you're going to slam me with a clippage?
	No, I'm going to tell you that nobody sees the hypocrisy in this.
	Oh.
	Oh, I see the hypocrisy.
	Yeah, well, you do, but this is a kind of a, looks like an op, the way it goes.
	Okay, I have some clips.
	Let's go with this.
	By the way, the first one is Pelosi PBD, but then it should be PP Pelosi to PBS.
	But we're going to start with Pelosi PBD.
	And this is these are all from PBS.
	I actually purposely over clipped the news hour because we haven't been clipping from it at all.
	And I wanted to see how terrible it's become.
	And it's become really bad.
	U.S.
	House Speaker Nancy Pelosi's husband, Paul, was severely beaten with a hammer this morning when an attacker broke into their San Francisco home.
	The speaker was not there at the time.
	Authorities said the suspect, identified as 42-year-old David DePepe, specifically targeted the residents.
	He shouted, where is Nancy?
	before assaulting her husband.
	San Francisco Police Chief William Scott said officers checking on the home witnessed the attack.
	Our officers observed Mr. Pelosi and the suspect both holding a hammer.
	The suspect pulled the hammer away from Mr. Pelosi and violently assaulted him with it.
	Our officers immediately tackled the suspect, disarmed him, took him into custody, requested emergency backup, and rendered medical aid.
	Yeah, dynamite story.
	They forgot that they were in the underwear part.
	I love that part!
	Yes, they left that part out, which is covering for the Democrats, which is what PBS does now.
	Because you don't want to make it sound, you know, salacious by any means.
	Whereas Nancy thinks it's either an add-on or the guy, the Who you would call the male prostitute.
	Yes.
	In this instance, was saying, you know, yelling for her at the time, because, you know, let's see what your husband's up to, because he's not paying me.
	Yeah.
	Which is your thesis, and I'm going to use that thesis as my thesis.
	Okay.
	Well, yeah.
	I like it.
	I'm going to wait here because, you know, I need my vig.
	I need my, I need my... Yeah, where's Nancy?
	And it's probably, probably what happens, because, you know, I think you would You have to pay up front.
	So maybe that's why the underpants are still on.
	Oh my goodness.
	Yeah, there's probably no, yeah.
	This is what I hate.
	We're living up in a down world, but now we're getting dragged down to the frequency of the visual of Paul Pelosi in his underwear.
	Make it stop, John C. Dvorak.
	Well, I can't make it stop, but I can play clip two.
	Paul Pelosi suffered blunt force injuries to his head and body.
	He is in the hospital and is expected to make a full recovery.
	The attack comes as threats to American lawmakers are at an all-time high.
	Two years after the January 6th attack on the Capitol.
	Lisa Desjardins has been following all this and she joins me now.
	So Lisa, hello.
	What more do we know about what happened?
	Well, we did get a statement just a few minutes ago from Speaker Pelosi's office.
	They did say that Paul Pelosi did make it through surgery for this, a skull fracture, as well as for damage to a right arm and to his hand.
	Surgery for those things.
	They say that he was successfully got out of surgery and is expected to fully recover.
	So that is good news.
	We know that he was assaulted with a hammer.
	We don't know if there were other weapons involved or other aspects of the assault that happened before the police arrived.
	Hopefully we'll get those details soon.
	The suspect, as you said, is a 42-year-old.
	Someone believed to have resided in Berkeley, California, nearby.
	Now, we asked Mary McCord, of course we know that she's someone who's been in National Security Department of Justice, an expert on these things, about something... I'm sorry to interrupt.
	Mary McCord?
	Yeah, that's what she said.
	Isn't she from the Let's Get Social song?
	We'll have to check it.
	We'll check it later.
	Maybe.
	We'll check it later.
	I'm sorry, I'll write that down.
	Make sure to check that later.
	Get those details soon.
	The suspect, as you said, is a 42-year-old.
	Someone believed to have resided in Berkeley, California, nearby.
	Now, we asked Mary McCord, of course we know that she's someone who's been in National Security Department of Justice, an expert on these things, about some things that she's been hearing and that research has found about an online presence for someone with his same name.
	Here's what she told us.
	It's not confirmed that this is the same person, but a person with the same name as the attacker is connected to a couple of different online platforms.
	One being a blog spot that seems to be espousing free speech and decrying censorship by the government.
	And the other is a website that engages in Anti-Semitism, anti-LGBTQ rhetoric, QAnon, conspiracy theories, and hate speech targeting women and immigrants.
	And we have confirmed, I was told by a source who was briefed, that in fact the suspect did ask, where's Nancy?
	It's like we just have to please alert everyone right now.
	There's no information known.
	Nothing is really known.
	We've seen no report.
	We've had a little bit of a briefing.
	This is just they took it and they're running with this ball like we've got an October surprise.
	Who cares what happens?
	Here's another thing.
	This woman who comes on and makes these claims about a blog spot and something else.
	Go to Facebook and look up one of your friends.
	Just put their name in.
	There's 50 of anybody.
	Well, there's, like, twelve John Dvoraks.
	I have good news.
	It's, uh, it's not our social media lady.
	Give it up, Mary McCoy!
	Mary McCoy.
	Mary McCoy.
	Of course, we should do that.
	I'm sorry we misgendered you, Mary.
	We're sorry.
	Misgendered.
	Alright, onward with clip three.
	We're going to be talking about this, I think, for a few days at least, as we understand this event more.
	But here's what I know.
	There was no police force there securing the residence.
	There is not security at the Speaker's home when she is not there.
	They have locked doors.
	They have security alarms.
	The guy just can't waltz in.
	I know where that neighborhood is.
	I've been there.
	That's where I met Elon, in that very street.
	Those homes are amazing.
	Yeah, and there's no way you can just waltz into one of these places.
	He didn't climb a fence.
	Unlikely.
	In his underwear.
	Give me a break.
	This story is so poorly presented, it's ridiculous.
	It's a very unlikely story.
	Is there more to that clip?
	No, but there is a four, I see.
	Let's go with four.
	Threats are rising, still, in both parties.
	Here we are now, coming up on two years after January 6th.
	Still, the threats are rising to an incredible lever.
	I spoke to levers.com.
	Oh yeah, this is it.
	This is the whole point.
	This is the point.
	This is the point.
	January 6th.
	We know where it has to end.
	We know where it has to end.
	The threats are rising to an incredible level.
	I spoke to members of Congress today on the phone and staffers who say it is not subsiding.
	Our officers are still getting these threats.
	Now, it is to both parties, however, lopsided.
	More Democrats getting threats, people who are in competitive races, leaders, anyone on the January 6th committee.
	They have a detail with them all the time.
	And women of color in particular getting these threats.
	Also, Judy, unfortunately, as there's more demand and need for security, there are fewer Capitol Police officers.
	There are 10% fewer Capitol Police officers today.
	Oh, by defunding the police?
	So that worked out for you?
	Or maybe a mandatory vaccination?
	And both.
	So CBS, the CIA broadcasting system, they took, they kicked it up a little notch here.
	They knew where they needed to go with this.
	You know, they're much bolder or maybe more read in than PBS and ABC.
	Well, tonight there is a new warning from law enforcement of a heightened threat to the midterm elections.
	And there's new questions about the safety of elected officials.
	I want to bring in CBS's Chief Justice Correspondent, Jeff Begays, who joins us now.
	All right, what are we learning about this new warning that's just gone out?
	Well, it is really Complex threat environment right now and it shows up in this joint intelligence bulletin.
	This document warns of a heightened threat fueled by a rise in domestic violent extremism driven by ideological grievances and potential targets, according to the document, include candidates running for public office, elected officials, workers and others.
	The threat, they say, Nora, will continue even beyond this upcoming election.
	Everybody is under threat.
	We're under threat.
	Jeff, give us more.
	And what about the discussion to try and protect lawmakers?
	Well, one thing we've learned today is that Capitol Police are considering additional protection for families of congressional leadership.
	There will be immediate security enhancements at the homes of top leadership.
	And by the way, this isn't the first attempted attack.
	You know that this past summer, an attempted knife attack on New York gubernatorial candidate Lee Zeldin, not to mention the plot that was uncovered to attack Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh.
	So at least they threw that in there, and I thought, okay, well, CBS took it to another level.
	But then, holy macaroni, I was blown away by NBC.
	Not just NBC, but Chip-Chip-Chop-Todd-Podcaster-Dude... What's his last name?
	Todd!
	Chuck, good morning.
	You and I have covered political division for a long time, but this is something different when you have that... So he's being interviewed.
	So Chuck Todd is not on his show, he's being interviewed.
	He's here to deliver a message!
	Wait, hold on a second.
	Wait, wait.
	So what you're dealing with here is journalists interviewing other journalists?
	Yes, on the NBC Sunday Tonight.
	Oh, that's considered the lowest of the low, low way to go.
	Oh, really?
	Oh yeah, journalist interviewing journalist is considered crap.
	Crap journalism.
	Well, truth does come out in these cases.
	Chuck, good morning.
	You and I have covered political division for a long time, but this is something different when you have that joint bulletin from the intel services saying there is an elevated risk of actual violence around these elections.
	Actual violence.
	We're waiting to see a motive for- Wait a minute, actual violence?
	You mean like, so Paul Pelosi wasn't real violence?
	What are they saying here?
	Actual violence.
	I think that's an interesting choice.
	That's another good catch.
	You're two for two.
	Hey man, what, 15 years, you'd think I'd be awake.
	There is an elevated risk of actual violence around these elections.
	We're waiting to see a motive fully for the attack on Paul Pelosi, but the target clearly was Speaker Pelosi inside her home.
	How concerned are politicians themselves about what... Whoa, whoa, stop, stop, stop!
	Was there something wrong?
	There's no foundation for what he just said.
	There's a journalist interviewing another journalist, and the one journalist says, all of a sudden, we're looking for the motive, but, and then he gives what he thinks the motive is, as though it was fact.
	Well, this is not an interview, this is a press release.
	This is a statement coming directly from the Democratic National Committee, I presume.
	You'll hear it.
	Waiting to see a motive fully for the attack on Paul Pelosi, but the target clearly was Speaker Pelosi inside her home.
	How concerned are politicians themselves about what may be coming around these midterms and in the days that follow?
	Look, the elected officials are very concerned.
	Susan Collins, a month ago, who she's been targeted, she's one of those senators that has been targeted by extremists on the left and the right at various points in time in the Trump era.
	She said it point-blank to the New York Times.
	She thinks that a House member or senator was going to get killed.
	And that is how amped up the rhetoric is.
	We see this, we see what... Who is amping up the rhetoric, Chuck?
	The New York Times.
	She thinks some... Yeah, is he going to mention Biden?
	Biden seems to be amping up the rhetoric more than anyone.
	Well, he's my next clip.
	House member or senator was going to get killed.
	And that is how amped up the rhetoric is.
	Amped up!
	We see what social media companies amplify this.
	We know the incentive structure in order to... Listen to this!
	He is, this is where, this is what I was talking about.
	He's giving away the playbook.
	He's pretending like, you know, it's, uh, this is, this is how it works, but he's literally saying, this is how it works.
	We get this out there.
	We know how the algos work.
	The social media companies do their thing.
	Everybody starts talking about it.
	And then we've got mayhem.
	You know, we know, we know how this operates.
	We, Tak-Chad, we know because they're a part of it.
	She said it point blank to the New York Times.
	She thinks that a House member or senator was going to get killed.
	And that is how amped up the rhetoric is.
	We see this.
	We see what social media companies amplify this.
	We know the incentive structure in order to get clicks and get attention seems to be to play to these algorithms, which only seems to feed more of this hate.
	And look, everything we're learning about the Paul Pelosi attacker seems to be somebody who was very online and seemed to absorb all of these conspiracy theories that we know stem from essentially not necessarily one person.
	But certainly one person has helped give credibility to some of these conspiracy theories, and that's Donald Trump.
	All right!
	There it is!
	All right, all right.
	You win.
	You win.
	You got borderline clip of the day.
	Come on.
	There it is!
	All right!
	You know, the funny thing was I was being walked down the primrose path not expecting that.
	He did a really good job of dropping that bomb at the end.
	Donald Trump.
	All credit to Clip Custodian.
	He sent that late this morning and he didn't really, I mean, he always titles his things perfectly, but I was just listening to it, you know, kind of getting the coffee ready.
	And all of a sudden that comes up and I'm, I'm dancing.
	Tina sees, what is wrong?
	I said, listen to this.
	And so it took me 24 minutes, 24 minutes, but I got it out.
	That's, I realized, I thought about that.
	So I, so I have some more from PBS.
	Cause I have Biden when you're ready.
	Cause I think Biden.
	Oh no, play Biden first.
	Cause Biden is the, is the bad guy.
	And I would also mention that on the local station, I didn't get this clip, but Jackie Speier, Jackie Speier, after this happened, she was interviewed on one of our local stations.
	This is a local story.
	So, so we get a lot more than a lot of people.
	And Jackie Speier comes on and she says, it's MAGA Republicans and election deniers who did this.
	Yeah.
	She actually blamed election deniers for Paul Pelosi getting clubbed.
	Exactly.
	And she probably got it from this dude.
	You know, if you pour it to the same chan, Was used by this guy they have in custody.
	See, this, it was a setup.
	This was the setup, because we don't know if he, if anyone actually said, where's Nancy?
	Some witnesses, I haven't heard a witness on mic or on camera say, oh yeah, that's what it was.
	No.
	So now Biden's going to pick that up, pick up that, you know, this chant, you know, this chant, you know, you know, this chant.
	It reports that the same chant was used by this guy they have in custody.
	That was used on January 6th in the attacks on the U.S.
	Capitol.
	I'm not making this up.
	Yes, you are!
	I can't guarantee it.
	You're literally making it up!
	I can tell you what's being reported.
	The chain was, where's Nancy?
	Where's Nancy?
	Where's Nancy?
	Are you kidding me?
	Do you have any audio of this anywhere in our archives?
	Oh, no.
	I can't.
	I don't know I've ever clipped it.
	I can't.
	We have this.
	We are students of the chants.
	Yeah, we're chant freaks.
	We're chantaholics.
	Yeah.
	Where's Nancy?
	Where's Nancy?
	Where's... No.
	No.
	So I need... I would like to see a clip of that.
	This guy is the problem.
	This Biden character.
	But John, he's literally saying, not making this up.
	Well, that's what you do when you're making it up.
	When you're making it up.
	Let's continue.
	Dan was, where's Nancy?
	Where's Nancy?
	Where's Nancy?
	This is despicable.
	There's no place in America There's too much violence, political violence, too much hatred, too much vitriol.
	And what makes us think the one party can talk about stolen elections, COVID being a hoax, there's all a bunch of lies, and it not affect people who may not be so well balanced?
	What makes us think?
	That it's not going to corrode the political climate.
	Enough is enough is enough.
	Every person of good conscience needs to clearly and unambiguously stand up against the violence in our politics, regardless of what your politics are.
	That's how it rolls.
	You know, I didn't see anybody stand up in the Democrats' side when that maniac took a bunch of pot shots at the Republican baseball team.
	Yeah, Steve Scalise.
	Of course.
	Scalise got shot.
	Of course not.
	Shot!
	Shot with a gun.
	Yes, he was.
	Anyway, so that'll play out and that will remain.
	Notice they're using this to lump in everything.
	COVID's a hoax.
	No, literally the things that were wrong are now right.
	They still dropped the ball.
	Who left out climate change?
	That should have been climate change caused this hammering.
	The hammering effect of climate change.
	Can we still work it in somehow?
	Can we talk to the writers and see if we can, how could we work it in?
	They'll get it in there.
	It's doable.
	And they didn't just try to kill Paul Pelosi.
	They're killing you!
	Because in eight years, our moment will be gone.
	So they're not just out to kill individuals, they're killing you.
	So I'd do like that, maybe?
	Maybe.
	It's going to take some work.
	I'm just spitballing.
	It's not our strike zone.
	Stop.
	What is our strike zone?
	It's not that.
	All right.
	Your looping curveball.
	Batter up.
	So I got the news hour analysis.
	I couldn't take these guys apart.
	This guy, Kay Pardis, the guy from the Washington Post, and then Brooks, and then Judy, and all.
	Oh my goodness.
	Going on and on about, oh my God, everything's, the world's coming.
	I believe... You watched all this?
	Like I said, I haven't watched the news hour or taken clips from it for probably months and months and months, so I decided to concentrate on it to see how bad it's gotten.
	It's worse than ever.
	Have you taken Ivermectin?
	Sorry?
	Have you taken Ivermectin?
	You need to protect yourself from this garbage.
	I use D3.
	Okay.
	So let's play new NH analysis K-part Judy 1.
	I want to bring up something at the beginning of our conversation that's kind of hard to think about.
	And that is the husband of House Speaker Nancy Pelosi was attacked in their home in San Francisco overnight.
	He's had surgery.
	They say he's going to recover.
	But what does this say?
	It's shocking to, it was shocking to wake up to that news this morning.
	We've gotten to a point, I think, in our political discourse where, you know, things like this are bound to happen.
	And if we really knew the story, I'm sure I have empathy.
	If he got hit with a hammer, I mean, that sucks.
	That's no good regardless.
	But you're politicizing it right away, NewsHour.
	Yes, and that's what they do, but they politicize it from one perspective, which is Republicans bad, Democrats good, whatever the Democrats do is great.
	Pretty much, yeah.
	Alright, continue.
	And it is imperative upon our elected officials, elected leaders, political leaders, to tamp down the rhetoric.
	So I cut these short, obviously.
	And this one, I stopped it there because, again, as you showed in that clip you played, this is Joe Biden.
	They never mentioned Joe Biden, that crazy, satanic speech he gave, and the mega-mega Republicans.
	Ultra-mega.
	Ultra mega.
	Ultra mega.
	Yeah.
	Somebody else uses mega mega.
	Oh, really?
	Oh.
	And all this stuff.
	He never, no, no, no.
	This is all implying it's Republicans, nutball Republicans doing all this.
	And they make it pretty clear.
	And here we go with the WTF clip, number three.
	To call it out and to say, I don't know how else to say it, but stop it.
	Stop it?
	I think folks need to look at what would have happened if Speaker Pelosi had actually been home.
	It's bad enough that Mr. Pelosi was attacked.
	He's 82 years old.
	But if we don't get to a situation where Republican leaders step forward and say to the country that the conspiracy theories and the violent rhetoric is not appropriate, it's un-American, it is dangerous, then we're going to see more of these attacks, I think.
	You know what's happened here?
	Wait, did you hear what he said?
	I'm sorry.
	I did.
	He said Republican leaders.
	Yes.
	He didn't say Democrat Republican leaders or we all have to.
	No, no, no.
	It was specific Republicans.
	Yeah.
	Let's listen again.
	Of course.
	If we don't get to a situation where Where Republican leaders step forward and say to the country that the conspiracy theories and the violent rhetoric is not, it's not appropriate.
	It's un-American.
	It is dangerous.
	Then we're going to see more of these attacks, I think.
	Oh, you know what this is?
	This is also the end of the yay news.
	That's out.
	But they've handily taken the same emotions and they're using them here.
	We were teed up for this.
	Hate!
	It's confusing!
	What's going on?
	Jews!
	Blacks!
	Ah, Pelosi!
	Ah, Hammer!
	We're in a very scary moment in this country.
	Something like this can happen.
	Yeah, I mean, when I talk to politicians, they say their death threats have gone up.
	For those of us in the media, death threats have certainly gone up.
	I have a friend out in San Diego, the chairman of the county council there, a guy named Nathan Fletcher, who was the face of the county on COVID over the last couple of years.
	His home was firebombed in the middle of the night.
	No one had a face during COVID.
	I don't know what he's talking about.
	We all had masks.
	He could not be the face of COVID.
	I have a friend out in San Diego, the chairman of the county council there, a guy named Nathan Fletcher, who was the face of the county on COVID over the last couple years.
	His home was firebombed in the middle of the night.
	He wakes up, his kid is screaming, and they have to get everybody out.
	And I have lunch with him.
	You know, he's chairman of the county council.
	He's not, like, governor.
	And he's got a security detail, and that's just the way it is.
	There was the guy who wanted to kill Brett Kavanaugh.
	And so these are isolated.
	These are incidents.
	The question is how isolated.
	The climate is certainly inflaming them.
	Are we going to see much more widespread voter intimidation, much more violence in the streets?
	Do you think the risks have gone up?
	I hope we're not at the spot where we're really entering into an era of violence, but it does seem, and I've thought this for the last year or two, just talking to people, that something bad is going to happen, and something bad has just happened.
	It's hard to comprehend, but it does seem to be the kind of thing that we're seeing more of.
	May I bring in a quick voter intimidation clip so that I can bridge to your voting clips?
	Yes, please, please.
	Oh, thank you.
	After you?
	Yes, no, after you, please.
	Election officials in Arizona are asking the Department of Justice to investigate multiple incidents of alleged voter intimidation, including this.
	Individuals with military-style tactical equipment watching and photographing.
	Military-style tactical equipment.
	You mean nerds in camo?
	Okay.
	Individuals with military style tactical equipment watching and photographing people as they drop their ballots off at ballot drop boxes.
	Secretary of State who is also the Democratic candidate for governor says this kind of thing is happening more and more.
	We've certainly seen an uptick and we're continuing to report any incidents that we are aware of to the proper, to the Attorney General and the Department of Justice.
	Not all the people hovering around drop boxes are wearing military gear.
	They've been encouraged to do it by prominent Trump supporters like Steve Bannon.
	They don't like the way some people are dressed.
	They don't like them in camis.
	They don't like them, you know, in Arizona law you can have the open carry.
	They don't like that.
	The top Republican official in Arizona's largest county recently told me he's deeply concerned about the taunting of voters and election officials.
	We had people taking pictures of our elections workers.
	Yesterday, people taking pictures of folks going to the drop boxes to drop off their envelopes.
	Why are they doing it?
	They're doing it to intimidate people.
	It all comes as Republican candidate for governor, Kerry Lake, has repeatedly raised questions about whether the vote will be fair.
	You have not said that you will accept the certified results of this election even if you lose.
	This election.
	I will accept the results of this election if we have a fair, honest, and transparent election.
	Absolutely 100%.
	But if you were to lose and you went out and you had all your appeals, they went through... As long as it's fair, honest, and transparent.
	Local law enforcement officials are finding it necessary to assure voters that it is safe to cast their ballots.
	Every day I'm dedicating a considerable amount of resources just to give people confidence that they can cast a vote safely.
	That is absurd.
	Absurd, I tell you.
	It's absurd!
	Now, of course, what's happening here is people are exercising their rights and they want to have a record of people who are dropping off at the Dropbox because you're only really supposed to drop off your own vote at the Dropbox.
	So they're recording evidence and, yeah, sorry, it may seem creepy.
	Some guy drop off 50 ballots.
	Or come back 50 times.
	You know, that's what they're doing.
	Okay.
	What are you going to do?
	It's Merck.
	You're going to complain about it.
	And you're going to ask Carrie Lake if she's going to accept election results over and over and keep asking her until she says no.
	You know, they've already announced that.
	The other woman won, yes.
	This is a funny story.
	Tell them.
	No, that's not what I was going to say.
	No, I was going to say the Senate majority could take weeks after election day.
	There was a news report on her old Fox station.
	I saw it.
	They flashed the winner of the election already and the Cary Lake lost.
	Yeah, I know.
	Now, I don't know how this sort of thing happens.
	But that's happened so many times in the past.
	We started with Ron Paul and they had early results flashing up.
	It's they're testing chyrons and they mess it up.
	Or maybe it's, I don't know how often it happens, maybe it's completely subliminal programming.
	It's not cool.
	Or it could be just some joker, which is always my guess.
	My guess is always some joker who thinks it's funny.
	Yeah.
	Fair enough.
	Yeah.
	But yeah, it's pretty traceable.
	So you got to be careful how you do that.
	You know, they're not going to fire... you know, they're already short-staffed.
	Chiron guys, especially good ones, you know, it's pretty hard to get rid of them.
	They're always introverted, aren't they?
	I find Chiron people very, very introverted.
	Yeah, but then they have that giggling kind of sense of humor, which is like, hey, let me try this.
	I think you're right.
	I think you nailed it.
	So let's go with...
	Again, NewsHour elections coverage.
	This again, this debate, we're going to see how they discuss the whole thing.
	This is number one.
	We're going to spell that one O-N-E.
	Hold on a second.
	New Hampshire elections.
	Oh yes, O-N-E.
	What, 10, 11 days away from the midterm elections.
	Temperatures are running high.
	What are you seeing?
	You talk to a lot of people.
	Well, the number one thing that comes through is that nobody knows, really, what's going to happen.
	You can look at the polls.
	Folks are looking at polls.
	But in the end, we're not going to know what's happening in the country, how the country really feels, until the folks go to vote, and those votes are counted, and we start seeing the results.
	In some parts of the country, it could be the economy that's driving people to the polls.
	In other parts of the country, threats to democracy.
	I don't know anything.
	This is Kay Part, the top shot gay black columnist for the Washington Post.
	He's top of the heap.
	Oh man, a lot of the people over there sound wimpy.
	He's got wimpy voices and we don't know.
	And those votes are counted and we start seeing the results.
	In some parts of the country, it could be the economy that's driving people to the polls.
	In other parts of the country, threats to democracy.
	Abortion!
	Threats to democracy.
	Threats to democracy.
	Threats to freedom, abortion rights could be a part of the conversation.
	I was in Pittsburgh yesterday interviewing the current Pennsylvania State Attorney General Josh Shapiro, Democratic candidate for governor, and in talking to him, his message is threats to democracy, threats to democracy, threats to democracy woven into the economic message, the freedom message.
	Because it works against the candidate he's running against, Doug Mastriano, who was here in Washington on January 6th.
	You know, dabbler in conspiracy theories.
	That'll work in Pennsylvania, but does the threat to democracy, threat to democracy, threat to democracy argument work in other parts of the country?
	We will find out.
	That's new.
	You haven't done that version of editing before.
	I like that.
	By the way, I'm a dabbler in conspiracies, just so you know.
	You've been a dabbler forever.
	Get real.
	Dabbler.
	I should give up the dabbling and get with it already.
	And the Washington Post and the rest of these, they really got this threats to democracy thing on the brain.
	And it's like, what are we talking, what threat to democracy are you talking about?
	Just a reminder, as we know, the same thing in the Netherlands, threats to our democracy.
	Same thing in Germany, threats to our democracy.
	Same thing in the UK, threats to our democracy.
	Whoever wrote this meme, whoever dreamed this idea up as a selling point, Can't sell!
	Well, but everyone's using the term.
	It has no meaning, though.
	It has zero meaning, and people just use it as a virtue signal, I guess, or as a, you know, like the number 42.
	Maybe.
	What is 42?
	Threat to our democracy.
	Threat to democracy.
	Threat to democracy.
	Our democracy.
	Our democracy.
	I think it was just Threat 2 Democracy.
	It's not our democracy.
	It's Threat 2.
	The whole concept of democracy.
	There's a threat.
	We will find out.
	Hold on.
	Democracy.
	Threat to democracy.
	Threat to democracy, okay.
	Yes, threat to democracy.
	All right, so let's go with clip two of this group.
	On election night.
	You talk to a lot of people, too.
	What do you?
	Yeah, well, I know.
	I know what's going to happen.
	It's my job to have confidence in my knowledge.
	You know, I mean, all we can do is look at the polls over the last A month or two.
	And there's been a significant swing to the Republican Party.
	And if you want to know how the polls have done this week, there's more swing to the Republican Party.
	You see shifts in the generic ballot, which is which party do you want to control in Congress.
	You see shifts in places like Georgia, where Hershel Walker, in a series of polls, has been leading.
	And I think if this trend is real, you can expect this trend to continue.
	In the last several midterm elections, in the last 10 days, there was an additional 1.5 point swing against the President's party.
	And so once these things get rolling, they tend to continue.
	So it's possible, of course, the Democrats will keep the House, but 538, the poll at the organization, says that it's down to about a 20% chance.
	And so the odds are just hurling against the Democrats.
	And you could say, hey, we've sunk back to normal.
	I do think.
	a president whose approval is in the low 40s, it's just normal for his party to lose a lot of votes.
	And I think that's somewhat true, just a normal midterm election.
	I do think a few weaknesses in the democratic approach have been revealed.
	One, they just haven't been able to get over, be the party trusted on the economy.
	And Biden had these big economic packages, but somehow they have not said that democratic economic approach, we want that.
	Of the voters voting on the economy, 70% favor the Republicans.
	Crime, they've sort of missed that.
	The Gallup organization found that the number of people who say crime is increasing in their neighborhood is increasing at the fastest point since 1972.
	So let's grab some crime and blame it on Trump.
	I want to mention one thing about that Pelosi situation, which is they never bothered to mention that San Francisco is crime ridden.
	It's a crime ridden city.
	It is.
	And it's largely because the cops don't care anymore and they don't get the backup of the D.A.
	and the D.A.
	got ousted by the public and the new D.A.
	can't seem to get it together because the old D.A.
	fired all the good assistants and so the whole place is riddled with losers.
	But that was never brought up in the conversation.
	It was all about getting Nancy, or let's get Nancy, or where's Nancy, or whatever.
	Which is a great band name.
	Everybody went, where's Nancy?
	It is, especially, yes.
	It actually is not a bad band name.
	So let's go to... Now, by the way, this is part of a longer thing.
	Now they go back and forth, because Capehart keeps coming back with, I don't know, maybe the Democrats can win.
	I don't know, you just have a bad attitude.
	And so it goes back and forth, and here we go.
	Who is saying that?
	Who says that?
	Capehart, the black columnist for the Washington Post.
	That guy?
	Really?
	Yeah.
	Oh, he's just whining this whole time.
	Here we go, clip three.
	Goodness.
	The president is, you know, comfortable enough in his own skin where subliminally his message is, do what you need to do.
	Do what you need to do to win.
	And you were saying that's one of the things he, you talked to him about in your interview with him last week.
	I do want to say we got a glimpse of what's going on in democratic thinking when the hot mic Between the president and Chuck Schumer a couple of days ago.
	We're not going to play sound up, but essentially what they said was that the debate in Pennsylvania wasn't hurting as much.
	Oh, man, we're not going to sound up on that.
	No, we can't have that.
	That's exactly why I stopped it.
	When she said that, I'm thinking, what kind of a news show are you?
	You're not going to play the hot mic clip?
	Why?
	No.
	Well, why?
	Why wouldn't you?
	Because it reflects poorly on the Democrats.
	Yeah, it reflects poorly on them, of course.
	I'm getting myself back on your speakers, I don't know why.
	Anyway, I'll fix it in the mix.
	We'll fix it in post.
	Well, if I can just bring in ABC on this very topic, let's see how they handled the, we're not going to, gosh, I can't believe a journalist actually said, we're not going to sound up on it.
	Hold on.
	Thinking when the hot mic between the president and Chuck Schumer a couple of days ago, we, we, we're not going to play sound up.
	But essentially what they said was, we're not going to play sound up.
	Wow.
	She didn't even have to say that.
	She could have said, she could have gone straight into essentially what he said.
	You're right, it would have been more professional in so far as obfuscation is concerned.
	Yeah, amateur.
	To just go straight into it summarizing.
	Amateur.
	Instead of saying we're not going to pay it because we can't.
	Our bosses will be mad.
	Here's John Carl.
	In the meantime, John, you're aware of this other moment making news tonight.
	This moment on the tarmac in upstate New York.
	Let's show the viewers.
	President Biden and Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer there.
	Schumer can be heard talking to the president about the debate in Pennsylvania between Democrat John Fetterman, of course, who is recovering from that stroke, and Republican Dr. Oz.
	Of course, a race that could determine control of the Senate, as so many races could here.
	Our team listening to the audio closely and Schumer can be heard telling the president, quote, it looks like the debate didn't hurt us too much in Pennsylvania.
	So that's good, he said.
	And then he said, quote, we're picking up steam in Nevada.
	But, John, obviously, this speaks volumes about how just close how closely they're both watching these razor thin races for Senate.
	Was there anything else in the hot mic that they are omitting there?
	Because I have to be honest, I didn't hear it either.
	These guys are.
	I doubt it.
	It's just a normal kind of... I mean, Biden can't hear them anyway, so... But they take it as a total positive.
	See, their spin is, hey, you know, it wasn't too bad because, you know... They kick ass!
	They don't mind about embarrassing Federnick.
	They got no problem with that.
	They don't care.
	So we go to clip four here, a little bit about Fetterman, then we go into two more clips about Fetterman directly.
	So this is a three-parter, and then I'm done with this.
	Okay, alright.
	So this will be elections four.
	But on Pennsylvania, David, you had John Fetterman, the lieutenant governor, up against Mehmet Oz, the celebrity TV doctor.
	A lot of comment afterwards about how the stroke that Fetterman had in May has had lingering effects.
	What did you take away from that?
	Yeah, well I saw the debate the next day because I couldn't watch it live and I read the articles which said that he was struggling.
	I was unprepared for how much he was struggling.
	Okay, at least he's honest.
	Now I want to deconstruct this.
	What he's really saying is he read the reports But then when he saw it, he said he was struggling.
	But then when he saw him struggling, he said, Oh my God, this guy is over.
	This guy's really struggling.
	In other words, the reports in the Washington Post, in the New York Times were inaccurate.
	Excellent point.
	He read the newspapers thinking he was struggling a little because that's the way they did it because they don't want to, you know, reflect poorly on the Democrat Party, these papers.
	Yeah.
	And so when he actually saw it, he says, oh my God, this is 10 times worse than they portrayed it.
	This is what we're getting here.
	And that's what he actually, he doesn't know that he did that little slam against his own publications.
	That's what he said.
	He says, I read, I read, whatever, and then he saw, oh my God, it's nothing like I read.
	That's not good.
	That's reality.
	That's what it is.
	That's the world we live in.
	So here we go to a couple clips on Fetterman, uh, by the same, the same group of people.
	They're all, you know, beside themselves.
	Now the clip one, I think is the funniest of the two.
	Uh, but let's go with clip, uh, Fetterman CH1.
	No, I don't have a Fetterman.
	No, I'm sorry.
	I'm sorry.
	Wait, wait.
	I have N.H.
	Fetterman one.
	Oh, yeah.
	I'm sorry.
	N.H.
	I'm sorry.
	I got it wrong.
	N.H.
	Fetterman.
	I was unprepared for how much he was struggling.
	And so I found it sad.
	And so the question is, should it be a live political issue?
	If I were a Democrat in Pennsylvania and I supported the Democratic agenda, I would vote for John Fetterman.
	I mean, it would not change my vote, because the important thing is, if you're a Democrat, who's in control of the Senate?
	I do not.
	I think communicating is part of the job of being a Senator.
	And maybe he'll recover, and maybe he'll be fine.
	We pray so.
	So the goal is controlling the U.S.
	Senate, not representing the voters.
	Or being confident.
	Controlling, controlling.
	Yeah, these guys are nuts.
	Out of control!
	And you know, Brooks tries to pretend to be a Republican or anything, but he's a Democrat.
	He's a registered Democrat.
	He writes with the Democrat angle.
	And if I was a Democrat, I'd vote for Fetterman.
	Even though the guy can't even speak a sentence.
	Because as far as I'm concerned...
	It reminds me of the guy who used to be a California politician who says, if I put a donkey on the Democrat ticket, he'd get voted in.
	Okay, let's go ahead.
	Here's Federman 2, and this is the end of it.
	Watching John Federman was a halting experience, but I do think for a lot of voters, sure.
	It is legitimate to have questions about whether the person can do the job.
	But you mentioned Senator Kirk.
	We also had Senator Van Holland who had a stroke.
	Senator Ben Ray Lujan had a stroke.
	Having a stroke does not prevent you from having the competency to do the job.
	And I think that, if anything, it, in an odd way, humanized him.
	Because he's not the only person who has ever had a stroke who has had to recover from a stroke.
	And I think it made him even more relatable than he already was.
	Which was his big calling card in his campaign.
	So, I...
	Yeah, I think, as halting as it was, I don't think it's disqualifying.
	You know, the debate... Listen to that.
	The debate online, which included Kara Swisher, who has had a stroke, still has, by her own admission, a hole in her heart and her soul, probably, but the hole in her heart is fixable.
	And, um, and she was really defending Federman, uh, and really, you know, lashing, lashing out at people.
	And there's part of this is a normalization of strokes, which as we know are happening on quite a regular basis.
	Yeah, the Vax.
	So I just want to add that little... Yeah, good one.
	So I don't have the clip, but I should have gotten it.
	The View had that Sunny Woman.
	She went off on this Fetterman thing and condemned Oz for bullying him.
	Bullying the... yes, of course.
	Oh, he bullied a man with a stroke.
	Yeah, that guy shouldn't get voted in.
	So it's just like the whole thing is like, whatever, you could be, you know, brain dead up there.
	But it was okay for Joe Biden to say, if you don't vote for me, you're not black.
	Yeah, that's fine.
	It's also true, obviously.
	Speaking of, let's just check in before we continue with just a few more loose ends here on the political scale in the United States of America, because we also have Europe to deal with.
	Here's our Vice President.
	I love Venn diagrams.
	I really do.
	I love Venn diagrams.
	It's just something about those three circles and the analysis about where there is the intersection, right?
	Yeah, I see people, you agree with me, right?
	So, okay.
	So I asked my team, I brought props.
	This is the proof that you are correct, that our vice president is blasted.
	She's baked.
	This is something I could say at some point in my life.
	I could be like, you know, I really love Venn diagrams, man.
	The way they kind of come together and they overlap and your focus is drawn right to that is cool.
	That's essentially what that was.
	A stoner.
	Yeah, stoned.
	Stoner.
	Which is too bad because it's just a stoner to stoner.
	I can get along with her in the Venn diagram world.
	You probably can get along with her fine if you're both baked and laughing at everything.
	Baked.
	Hey, Cam.
	Let's get baked.
	Are you holding?
	Makes good sense to me, Cam.
	Um... Obama got heckled.
	I have to say, I think it was a setup.
	I think it was slick.
	It's too long to play the whole thing, but I don't know if you happen to see it.
	Um... He was on the stump in Detroit for Whitmer.
	And so... You have to have the video, really.
	That's what I... I clipped it, but then I realized it doesn't work without the video.
	So a guy's heckling.
	Don't even know what it is.
	And Obama... He starts his typical, like, stutter.
	Hey, hey, hey!
	Hold on!
	And there's no security or anything, which of course he has, but there's a guy in like a gray raincoat hood and someone else and they're pushing the guy out and Obama transitions right away, you know, without acknowledging the guy has already been kicked out.
	He's like, you know, so that's why we got to work together.
	And I mean, he was prepared for it.
	It's well worth watching.
	It's in the show notes, the link.
	I thought that was pretty decent.
	He's learned a lot since the media had to cover for him by cutting out 15 minutes of him basically stuttering into Heckler's trap.
	I remember we had that.
	Yeah, it's a classic.
	Did you know that something changed with the Electoral College and that change apparently was done after Ross Perot ran?
	That something was changed that makes it almost mathematically impossible for a third party to ever win?
	Well, it wouldn't surprise me.
	Tulsi Gabbard was talking about it.
	I don't know anything about it.
	She talked about it?
	Yeah, she was on Joe Rogan.
	Just someone sent me the clip.
	And typically, I'm like, I don't want to hear that.
	I'm not interested.
	But it really surprised me.
	And she brought this up.
	Are you going to run as president as an independent?
	This is not new, obviously.
	The system as it sits today, that's not a viable option.
	Are you going to run for option?
	It's not a viable option because I think it was back when Ross Perot ran for president as, I think he was an independent, if I'm not mistaken, and he was beating Bill Clinton in the polls.
	Both parties saw that as a direct threat to themselves and got together and rigged the system to, practically speaking, shut out a third option.
	Well they shut him out, the Commission for Presidential Debates.
	Yeah, alright.
	That part we know, the League of Women Voters used to run the debates and they pulled out and said screw this, you know, you're not making it possible for independents to get on the same stage with the two parties.
	And they left the whole presidential debate system.
	I think they were the presidential debate system.
	Weren't they?
	Originally, I believe so.
	Yeah.
	Or at least they inherited the original ones and then they made it honest and then they got taken over by the networks.
	Something else actually got taken over by the Democrats, let's face it.
	Or something that Biden said that I want, I think we can clarify because we've heard this coming from Obama in the past.
	And by the way, if they do, that means not a joke, everybody.
	That's why we defeated them in 2018 when they tried to do it.
	We went to 54 states.
	So people always get kind of wacky about that.
	It's like, the guy's crazy!
	He doesn't know how many states we have!
	But I think when politicians talk about that in context of elections, it's our 50 states and like eight territories, or I think is it six territories?
	Maybe it's four.
	I thought it was, it wound up at 56.
	I thought we had Obama saying 56 slots.
	Do you remember that at all?
	Vaguely, and Washington DC counts too for that.
	Yeah, he also counts that as a state.
	Yeah, exactly, exactly.
	All right.
	Uh, good.
	We've handled all those numbnuts.
	Now, let's talk about the other big news today.
	Big news this week.
	We got big news.
	Tonight, with the level of potentially dangerous political rhetoric higher than ever, a new leader of Twitter.
	At the bottom, the world now...
	Wow!
	I could not have picked a better transition.
	That segway was... I'm gonna do it again.
	I liked it so much.
	Tonight, with the level of potentially dangerous political rhetoric higher than ever, a new leader of Twitter.
	The world now watching what Elon Musk will do with the platform.
	Musk, who walked into Twitter HQ this week carrying a literal sink.
	To let it sink in that he's the boss.
	Tweeting today, the bird is freed.
	Wasting no time cleaning the birdcage.
	Firing the CEO, CFO, and Chief Legal Counsel.
	I think it was very clear that Elon wanted to shake up the leadership of Twitter.
	Musk also wants to shake up the platform itself.
	Vowing in a TED Talk earlier this year to remove permanent bans.
	Including the one placed on former President Donald Trump's account after the January 6th insurrection.
	Trump has insisted he has no interest in coming back to the platform since he has his own, Truth Social.
	But he congratulated Musk, writing, I am very happy that Twitter is now in sane hands.
	But not everyone is happy.
	Advertisers have been worried about their brands appearing next to controversial tweets.
	Ads are Twitter's main source of revenue.
	Before officially taking over, Musk trying to allay those fears.
	Tweeting, Twitter obviously cannot become a free-for-all hellscape where anything can be said with no consequences.
	Oh no!
	What?
	Now notice this.
	No consequences.
	And once you've been KYC'd, because that's what's going to happen, know your customer.
	The banking system is already set up for it.
	You can say whatever you want, but you might have consequences.
	Anyway, I don't want to jump the gun.
	Do you have some Twitter stuff?
	I have another clip here, but if you want... I have three clips.
	I have the PBS rundown of Musk taking over.
	Oh, let's do that.
	I want to mention something that nobody seems to want to cover or can't cover.
	They don't bother covering nobody.
	And may I point out that you actually cover technology and stories like these professionally for most of your professional life.
	Exactly.
	So we hang on your every word.
	Oh, yes.
	Warm on your tongue.
	From the Computer Chronicles to This Week in Tech.
	So, Musk was offered the board job at one point, and then that's when he said, I don't need the board job, I'm going to buy the company.
	Something happened, I believe, between Musk and this CEO guy, if you ever took a look at this guy.
	Yeah, no, they had a back and forth.
	We heard about some text messages.
	Well, I'd like to know what some of the details are on that, not on the text back and forth, but in reality.
	I think that they met The guy was arrogant and maybe he was a Brahmin.
	He somehow offended Musk or something weird happened and I think Musk took serious offense and he was in the position as the world's richest man to do what we all want to do.
	And I think he executed it.
	How much does this place cost, you a-hole?
	I'll buy it right now.
	You mean one of those?
	And fire you.
	I'm going to buy the company and fire you.
	And the first thing he did was fire that guy.
	I think this was a grudge.
	And now he's stuck with the company, but he probably, you know, thought, I could probably do something with it.
	I can sell it to somebody else.
	He's going to take it private anyway, and then he can do whatever he wants with it, including sell it to somebody else on a private basis.
	Question.
	And I like, this is certainly one analysis.
	How does that process work?
	How long does it take, the taking private?
	Is the stock still trading?
	Because it's a little bit below the actual purchase price.
	I mean, how does that happen?
	Is that a long process?
	You get a check in the mail.
	I'll tell you how it happens.
	I had a couple of shares in companies that got taken private.
	And you got, oh good, I got these shares and now that, you know, because it freezes, the price freezes at that one price and you can't trade it really.
	You can trade it but you're not going to get any more or less for it.
	Right.
	But you got these shares and so you think to yourself as an amateur, you'd say, oh cool, I can have some shares in this company and I'm the guy with the shares, you know.
	No, you get a check in the mail.
	Basically, this happened a couple of times to me, including a company that wasn't taken private.
	You get a check in the mail and they say, here's your money.
	Your shares are now invalid.
	Bye.
	Wow.
	That's how it happens.
	Well, I mean, by vote you agree to that, you know, by proxy vote, etc.
	You could have voted no.
	Yeah, no, even if you voted no, yeah, but... But it's besides the point.
	Hey, hey, hey, you're a threat to democracy!
	You get your check in the mail and your shares are, you might as well say they're wallpaper now.
	Collectible, collectible in my opinion.
	I still have some Ass G's.
	Ask Jeeves.
	Totally collectible.
	Frame it.
	Frame it.
	I got my Ask Jeeves stock.
	I have some Pennsylvania Railroad stock.
	I have some USX even still that my grandparents bought.
	USX is still in business if I'm not mistaken.
	Yeah.
	It's still worth the same.
	Didn't appreciate it.
	It'll go up eventually.
	It's an American company.
	We're the same forever.
	So anyway, uh, yeah, so that's what happened.
	So that's what you said.
	That's what you think happened.
	Okay.
	We'll, we'll roll with that for a bit.
	That's what happened.
	Uh huh.
	Sure.
	Once the checks go out, it's, you know, people will still be holding them.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	All right.
	Uh, we going into your clips or what are we doing?
	Let's go as Musk.
	I got a PBS, uh, again, less another news hour.
	Another news hour.
	Oh my.
	I mean, it's good that you did this little visit, but be careful with that.
	It's not tenable.
	Billionaire and Tesla CEO Elon Musk now owns Twitter after finally completing a $44 billion takeover of the social media platform.
	Within hours, he fired several top executives and he took the company private today at $54.20 a share.
	It's raising a number of concerns.
	That's interesting.
	So, is that factually correct?
	He took the company private today.
	Yeah, I guess so.
	Okay.
	Doesn't sound factually correct.
	Took the company private today at $54.20 a share.
	It's raising a number of concerns over misinformation, hate speech, and the future of the company.
	Amna Nawaz has our look.
	Judy, Elon Musk has promised to roll back content moderation policies and restore some suspended users, including former president Donald Trump, who today praised the takeover on social media.
	Praised!
	It's all part of Musk's plan to prioritize free speech on the platform, but critics fear the site could be overrun with hate speech, bots, and disinformation.
	Wow, these people really have not listened much to Musk, but okay.
	Seriously, they have not listened to much of what he said.
	Alright.
	Well, they don't care.
	They're pushing this narrative.
	I mean, if you go to Twitter and read Rob Reiner's tweets.
	Oh yeah, oh yeah.
	Now it's time to quit Vote Blue!
	Quit this horrible platform!
	We can't be on it anymore.
	He'll be on it for a month.
	Months.
	He'll be on it forever.
	So he'll be the hypocrite of the week in the newsletter one of these days.
	Oh yeah.
	Perfect.
	So here we go with part two of this.
	I'm joined by Elizabeth Lopato.
	She's senior writer at The Verge and author of the newsletter This Week in Elon.
	Welcome to the NewsHour.
	Thanks for joining us.
	So let's just start with what we know so far.
	Elon Musk has been in charge for one day.
	He's already made some big changes.
	Tell us about those and also why on earth he walked into the Twitter headquarters carrying a sink.
	Well, I think Elon Musk is one of the better known Twitter users on the platform.
	And there is a meme of letting that sink in, letting an idea sink in.
	And the man loves puns.
	So there you are.
	Um, as for his changes, uh, if you're familiar with the court case, you know, that we got an idea sink in and the man loves puns.
	So there you are.
	Um, as for his changes, uh, if you're familiar with the court case, you know, that we got a bunch of his text messages when it seemed like he was trying to get out of this deal.
	And he initially was going to join Twitter's board rather than take over the company.
	But after the former CEO, Parag Agrawal, had asked him to refrain from making fun of Twitter on Twitter, Musk, two minutes later in the text log, is like actually I don't think I need to be on the board.
	And after that, he launched his takeover bid.
	So he seems to be not very fond of Agrawal or anybody who reported directly to him as there was a mass firing last night of executives.
	Yeah, that was cause.
	I think in your scenario, which is definitely a scenario, he baited Parag into saying that online on Twitter.
	And now he's firing him for cause, because that's what I read, for cause, for cause.
	Cause, probably a good one.
	Now, in the process, in all the brouhaha, there were a bunch of Twitter employees leaving the offices, and I think these were actors?
	Some were, yeah.
	I think this one is, I have a clip.
	I have the best one.
	And I think they were hired by Musk.
	Musk has a lot of Hollywood, you know, he's connected.
	Well, can I just stop you there?
	The sink bit?
	Sorry, I don't see why everybody thought that was so funny and so hilarious.
	Let that sink in?
	Yeah, let that sink in!
	It wasn't, it wasn't that funny.
	It wasn't funny at all!
	But people acted like, I mean, it was Emperor's Got No Clothes time, you know?
	No, no, this thing was, this, this, uh, this fawning over Musk.
	Jason Calacanis is jizzing, he has a 24-7 boner!
	Posting pictures of a Twitter coffee mug.
	This is an image I don't want to even contemplate.
	Now throw Paul Pelosi on top of that and it won't sleep for a decade.
	Maybe they should all get together.
	So here's the guy that could cut this guy outside the office with his box of stuff.
	And he's just too funny.
	It's dumb.
	I mean, it uses all the all the stereotypes of what you think.
	Now that said, it could be real.
	It could be real.
	I just got let go.
	I'm a data engineer.
	We've been having a lot of problems.
	And apparently Elon just came in and pulled the plug on the whole team.
	Climate change.
	How are you feeling?
	Terrible.
	I feel really bad.
	I feel really shitty.
	How are you letting go?
	My director came by in person and did it, which I did appreciate, but it was definitely, yeah, to a group of us.
	How long have you worked at Twitter?
	Six years.
	And what's your opinion on Elon Musk in general and what he's doing here?
	I mean, I own a Tesla, and I don't know how I'm going to make car payments now.
	Like, I generally respect Elon Musk.
	Obviously, some of the stuff he's said lately is concerning to me.
	But, yeah, now I'm really worried.
	I'm really worried.
	It's really the culture shift.
	There's a lot of people that were leaders and, you know, things like diversity, equity, inclusion.
	I know those people are going.
	It's going to be a different Twitter in a week.
	Elon Musk has spoken a lot about making the platform more free speech in his own words.
	What do you make of that?
	What do you think Twitter will look like?
	I mean, if free speech is, you know, Nazis saying that, you know, trans women shouldn't, you know, use women's locker rooms, then awesome, I guess.
	Mission accomplished.
	We'll see.
	Listen, I got a touch base with my husband and wife.
	I got to get out of here, all right?
	Thank you, guys.
	Sorry.
	Daniel, thank you.
	I don't know, man.
	Up until that, I thought his trans rap was no good.
	That's not a trans activist at all.
	Or someone who would be, well, maybe.
	But then I gotta go, my husband and wife are waiting to have dinner.
	It's like, hmm.
	Anyway, funny.
	I like it.
	I liked... It's possible!
	That area of town is like just rife with homeless.
	Yeah.
	You didn't see that on any of that news coverage.
	If you turn the camera around, Because I've been assaulted, not assaulted, but harassed by homeless just walking there.
	And that was 15 years ago.
	Yeah.
	Really?
	Well, they've shuffled them around so it may or may not be as bad.
	They've moved the homeless, you know, they push them here and they push them there.
	So, I'm not sure if they're surrounding the Twitter headquarters anymore.
	So, I found it wonderful to watch everybody testing to see if they would get thrown off and saying horrible things.
	The n-word was trending.
	People doing, you know, entire threads of thousands of memes.
	You know, it was great fun and everybody's all jacked and all freedom and oh, Elon.
	And I say, hooey, is what I say.
	Well, you're right.
	Hooey is the right word.
	Hooey, hooey.
	Let's go back.
	Uh, this is from, because, you know, the journalists, they're just, they're not doing any journalism.
	Let's go back to May, and this is when, uh, his buddy, jacked up Jason, all GD, jacked up GD Jason, Is this Twitter deal going to get closed, do you think?
	which I'm saying they are friends.
	There's no doubt about that.
	It's just kind of sickly the way that's played out on Twitter.
	And he asked him specifically what he would do, and I believe that's still to be the strategy, and we'll find out that this period is just a little period of getting used to stuff.
	Is this Twitter deal going to get closed, do you think?
	What are the chances here?
	Well, I mean, it really depends on a lot of factors here.
	I'm still waiting for some sort of logical explanation for the number of sort of fake or spam accounts on Twitter, and Twitter is refusing to tell us.
	So, you know, this just seems like a strange thing.
	Wait, sorry, are they refusing to tell you or you don't think they really know?
	I mean, there's a good chance they may just have no idea.
	They claim that they do know.
	Yeah.
	And they claim that they've got this complex methodology that only they can understand.
	But the guy who landed two rockets simultaneously... When you do the witch's broom, you stir this cauldron, and then you throw the nubble balloon, and, um... Pogsworth, oil in trouble.
	And then suddenly, it comes to you in a dream.
	I don't know.
	But there should be some, you know, objective way to set the thing, because this is a material public statement.
	It's a threshold issue, yeah.
	It, you know, it's a...
	It's a material adverse misstatement.
	If they in fact have been vociferously claiming less than 5% of fake or spam accounts, but in fact it is 4 or 5 times that number, or perhaps 10 times that number, this is a big deal.
	It seems like if you said, okay, I agree to buy your house.
	You say the house has less than 5% termites.
	That's an acceptable number.
	But if it turns out it is 90% termites... This is not what I wanted, I'm sorry.
	That's not... Dammit, excuse me.
	Anyway, what he talked about in this other clip, I won't bore everyone trying to find it, is he was going to build a WeChat-like app.
	And his setup here of the bitching and moaning about the bots, he's going to get rid of them, going to get rid of them.
	There's only one surefire way to get rid of all of the spam and the bots, and that means KYC.
	Know your customer.
	It's a very known registration process.
	You can do it with a driver's license.
	Twitter has that in place.
	Everybody gets verified.
	And then the I mean, somewhere along the line, I think he already has a framework set up.
	And it's going to be called X. That's his big thing.
	He's had a hard-on.
	He owns X.com.
	He's had this hard-on since PayPal.
	They wanted that to be called X. And he's going to turn it into X. And I think he has the financial part lined up that maybe he brings Dorsey back in for that.
	Whatever it is, he bought the Twitter users.
	And he already has the important ones verified.
	Now we need to get everybody else verified.
	And so this, this period here, this is just coursing around.
	Nothing's going to happen.
	It's going to take a while, particularly because of this move.
	And the bottom line, David, it doesn't look like most banned accounts are coming back anytime soon.
	Musk tweeting today that he's forming a content moderation council of wildly diverse viewpoints before making any decisions.
	And then following up in a second tweet that anyone suspended for minor or dubious reasons will have their counts restored.
	Didn't we see this play out at Facebook already, which is a total disaster everybody hates.
	The content moderation club?
	Yeah, he's got the... Facebook has the Facebook Starfleet Command, which of course is influenced by government.
	That's the whole point of those things.
	Oh, outside... Outside, there'll be all kinds of good people.
	And I even tweeted, this is dumb.
	And then people come back at me saying, well, you should be on it.
	Yeah, I don't think so.
	I'm not going to determine, oh, is this legal speech?
	No, this is the opposite of what was promised.
	The council move is lame.
	Back me up, John.
	I thought your tweets were only responses and replies.
	Well, this was a response to Elon's tweet.
	That's what I'm saying.
	You know, to be honest about it, I don't care.
	I don't care.
	I think Twitter is just a thing.
	I agree with you there.
	I agree with you there. 100%.
	But it'll be fun to watch because everybody will see.
	I will say that, uh... It's a good place to get little snippets for the newsletter and...
	Oh, of course.
	And it's good for journalists who don't like to actually even get out of the house and they, you know, or make a call.
	They can just say, Oh, he tweeted this, he tweeted that.
	I mean, if you look at, you look at, you go back 10 years and look at news reports and then compare them to today.
	Half the news reports today are based on what somebody tweeted.
	Oh, he tweeted this, he tweeted that.
	It's embarrassing.
	I will not claim victory, of course, not for a long time, but the Independent of the UK did actually run the headline, R.I.P.
	Twitter 2006-2022, dead at the hands of Elon Musk.
	I mean, that is my prediction that he will kill Twitter.
	That is exactly your prediction.
	You should cut that headline out and put it on your wall of fame that you have there at the house.
	I'm going to make it my background on Twitter.
	And then I need a Ukraine flag.
	Oh yeah, yeah.
	Speaking of, speaking of, Queen Ursula von der Leyen, she's, you know, now she hasn't been, this is my prediction, she's gone.
	Well, she definitely had to come and deliver the bad news from the European Council Starfleet Command of their own, the Star Chamber.
	And she did not look confident.
	And through my mind was running your comment.
	Your comment was running that she's out.
	And I'm like, I don't know.
	She does not look confident.
	And she started to stutter when she had to deliver the bad news.
	Today, the focus was indeed on the two topics, Ukraine and China.
	And here, looking at Ukraine, let me first of all focus on the financing of Ukraine.
	As you know, we had agreed to have 9 billion of macro-financial assistance to Ukraine, which will be partially dispersed till the end of the year.
	Overall, so far, the European Union, the European level have supported Ukraine since the beginning of the year with by now 19 billion euros.
	But the focus was in the discussion more now on the year to come.
	It is very important for Ukraine to have a predictable and stable flow of income.
	And therefore we...
	Can you imagine having to say to the people of Europe who are struggling that Ukraine, not in the EU, Ukraine needs a stable flow of income?
	That goes over.
	Yeah, it's going to get worse.
	Hey, what about us, you dumb... Yeah.
	And stable flow of income.
	And therefore we assume and we... Ukraine is telling us that they need approximately three to four billion euros per month.
	To have enough resources for the basics.
	Chump change.
	For the basics.
	Groceries.
	What are the basics?
	Is that like headline inflation?
	What are the basics?
	What is the basics?
	Groceries.
	Groceries and gas?
	Euro should be financed by the European Union.
	Wait, did Ukraine tell us that?
	That they need a...
	Oh wait, they don't have to tell us that.
	We've already been taken in hook, line and sinker.
	Ukraine is telling us that they need approximately three to four billion euros per month.
	Three to four is like, you know, there's a little bit of a range there.
	Yeah, I'd say.
	To have enough resources for the basics.
	The basics!
	And these 3 to 4 billion euros should be financed.
	By you, you idiots!
	By the European Union, by our American friends and by the financial institutions.
	The financial institutions?
	You think they're just going to give money to Ukraine?
	Therefore, the discussion was about roundabout 1.5 billion per month for Ukraine financed by the European Union.
	So this would give overall a figure of 18 billion for the next year.
	We cut him short by one, suckers!
	An amount where then Ukraine can count on and where there's a stable and reliable, predictable flow of income.
	We have tasked the finance ministers to develop the appropriate mechanism.
	But it was important also to give this signal to Ukraine that we very well know how important this reliable flow of income is.
	OK, so that's part one.
	Part two is what's really going to happen here, because this flow of money is not really going to go to Ukraine, people.
	Maybe the first tranche, as we call it in finance, the first tranche might be in some kind of stable coin.
	But what's really happening here is it's time for What do we do, John?
	At first we send in the jackals, so we've had that, and then what comes after that, according to the economic hitman, his confessions?
	We take over them.
	We take property from them.
	And then what do we do?
	I don't know, what do we do?
	We rebuild it.
	Oh yeah, no, we have to do that.
	Yeah, that's the whole point.
	So the next step is rebuilding.
	And I got to think, I think I've mentioned it before, this may not be far off because we're getting ready for it.
	This is the immediate support.
	But of course, there is also the mid and long term support for reconstruction.
	And indeed, next week, we will have in the context of the German G7 presidency, co-hosted by the Chancellor and me, a conference on the reconstruction of Ukraine.
	So nice that the Germans are in control of everything.
	This is a conference that looks at how should we address the reconstruction.
	It is a huge task.
	It is an international conference.
	The best experts worldwide will come, will join, and discuss how to best approach technically, but also financially this reconstruction process together not only with the European Union but but also financially this reconstruction process together not only with the European Union but also Yes.
	And of course the reconstruction process and the massive investments that are necessary should be aligned with the needs for reform in order to really pave already the path to EU membership.
	Reform.
	Hey, you do have to reform.
	Ukraine, as you know, is a candidate country, so everything should be focused on this common journey that we will undertake together.
	Ukraine is going to become one big base of corruption.
	Hub of corruption.
	Only legal now.
	And we'll own it.
	So the Russians retaliated against Against a number of things, really, but, you know, I think they're retaliating against the United States.
	It's not being spelled out this way in the media, but we know that this is, in fact, a retaliation against the United States.
	Russia announced overnight it will halt grain exports from Ukraine, which are critical to the global food supply.
	Russia's saying it's suspending a grain deal negotiated by the United Nations in retaliation for a drone attack on its Black Sea fleet, an attack Ukraine denies.
	Ukraine is accusing Russia, meanwhile, of trying to create what it calls a World Hunger Games.
	World Hunger Games.
	Oh, that's a good one.
	I have one in Ukraine.
	Before we get to that, because we have to talk about the attack.
	Because this is France 24, the same story, but with a kicker.
	This is something that Ukraine had been for several weeks warning that Russia might be trying to...
	I'm sorry, what I needed to explain here is that the grain exports are mainly the 30% that are owned by Cargill and other large American companies that...
	They own that land.
	That was part of the whole 2014 coup, assisted by the United States and others, but certainly the United States, was that big American companies would get ownership of some of the farmland there, so 30%.
	That's our grain, technically, belonging to the big multinationals.
	Now, back to France 24.
	This is something that Ukraine had been for several weeks warning that Russia might be trying to find a reason to do.
	Already, according to the Ukrainians, Russia had slowed down the process of ships getting into the Black Sea by making their inspections more onerous.
	And today, Dmitry Kuleba, the Ukrainian foreign ministry, said, look, the Russians have now found a false pretext for suspending this operation.
	deal which of course has terrible implications for the supply of food around the world and is very likely to send prices skyrocketing again and for the Ukrainian economy of course has terrible, terrible implications.
	At the Ukrainian Foreign Ministry they stressed the idea that whether or not Ukraine had been responsible for this attack then it was nevertheless a false pretext because it's not a reason for suspending the Oh, there it is!
	Yes, of course!
	The Russians accidentally exploded their own ship!
	for the agreement to continue operating.
	The Ukrainian military are more sort of strident in saying that they are denying responsibility for this attack and putting forward various different theories as to why the Russians may have accidentally exploded their own ship.
	Oh, there it is.
	Yes, of course.
	The Russians accidentally exploded their own ship.
	They're like the Keystone Cops.
	What dopes.
	Huh?
	Unbelievable.
	Yeah, but still, it is our reality.
	Well, the Russians are playing this pretty well.
	Okay.
	I don't know what to tell you.
	Oh, I thought you had a clip for you.
	No, I do have a clip, but it's got nothing to do with the grains, which I think is more interesting.
	Oh, I have another grains clip.
	Hold on a second.
	Well, let's finish the grains before I play my clip, but just an update on what's going on war-wise.
	This is, uh, let me see.
	Oh, um, no?
	Did I have, I thought I had another.
	I'm sorry, I don't have another grain clip.
	No.
	All right, let's go to this clip.
	This is kind of an update on the wars thing, mostly about the drones and this is from PBS.
	PBS, yes.
	Russia has announced an end to calling up new troops to fight in Ukraine.
	What?
	Moscow ordered the partial mobilization of 300,000 reservists last month after a string of military defeats in a move that drew rare public dissent.
	In a televised meeting today, President Putin spoke with his defense minister, Sergei Shoigu.
	They acknowledged mistakes had been made.
	I want to thank everyone who took part.
	You yourself noted that there were certain problems and difficulties at the first stage.
	This was probably inevitable, given such events have not been held in our country for a long time.
	Meanwhile, Ukraine says that it has now shot down more than 300 Iranian-made drones.
	They have been part of a new Russian campaign to target civilian infrastructure.
	Wow!
	So, Putin came out and apologized?
	Hey man, we could have done that a little more elegantly.
	Sure was played up here.
	Yeah, after everybody, like all the young men, all bailed from the country.
	All left, all left.
	Not coming back.
	Here's the BBC on this drone attack, although as we heard from France 24.
	Of course the truth is that they accidentally blew up their own ship, those dopes.
	The Ministry of Defense has accused the Russian government of peddling false claims after Moscow said UK forces helped with a drone attack on Russian fleets near the Crimean port of Sevastopol.
	Russian authorities say one warship was damaged in the attack overnight.
	Ukraine has not yet acknowledged the incident.
	They also claim that British forces were involved in the explosions which damaged the Nord Stream gas pipelines last month.
	We're responding to all the claims.
	The MoD said Moscow was resorting to invented stories to detract from their disastrous handling of the illegal invasion of Ukraine.
	And our correspondent in Kiev, Hugo Bochega, has more on that attack on Sevastopol.
	The Ukrainians rarely comment on attacks and incidents in Crimea.
	What we had was a statement from the Russian Defense Ministry saying that this attack happened early this morning and was carried out by underwater and aerial drones and they said that the target was the headquarters of the Black Sea Fleet.
	In Sevastopol.
	And a minesweeper had sustained minor damage.
	So again, the Ukrainians haven't commented on these claims.
	But we've seen in recent weeks that Crimea has seen a number of explosions, attacks.
	I think the most recent was the explosion that hit the Crimea bridge.
	And that obviously led to a massive response by Russia targeting cities across Ukraine.
	Yeah, it didn't work, so we had to blow up our own ships.
	Because, you know, it's like we had to convince everybody we're under attack.
	It makes so much sense, but when I hear Brits underwater work, same as Nord Stream, sounds like it's the same team.
	Probably is the same team.
	Well, isn't it interesting that we should keep our eye on General Petraeus.
	General Petraeus, David Petraeus.
	Is he trying to get back into the graces of the intelligence groups?
	Well, he does have information and he's showing up on TRT World.
	I mean, if you can't get an RT, there's always TRT World, which is Turkish radio and television.
	I don't.
	Wow.
	TRT has got to be an intelligence operation for the Turks.
	I mean, everything there you'd expect to be intelligence operation if it's, you know, TRT.
	I think maybe the national broadcaster even.
	I don't know.
	But here is Petraeus, and this is from October 21st.
	So this is...
	A week, almost a week and a half ago, Petraeus looks into his crystal ball.
	We'll get to the Russian position in just a bit, but I do want to press you on this issue, sir.
	I mean, in case Russia uses tactical nuclear weapons, you said that the US leadership has called it catastrophic.
	You said that it cannot go unanswered.
	And a hypothetical that you had put forward was that Not at all.
	NATO taking out every conventional force on the battlefield.
	That doesn't necessarily mean nuke for nuke, does it?
	Not at all.
	And again, all I was doing was providing one possible option that is in a range of options that undoubtedly has been developed for policymakers in Washington and in other capitals of close And this would not necessarily be a NATO operation.
	This would probably be a U.S.-led multinational operation.
	This is not about a NATO country.
	There's no Article 5 collective self-defense action here.
	This would be a response to a horrific Decision by the Russian leader to use nuclear weapons and as the US National Security Advisor has said The response would be catastrophic now.
	He has publicly stated that he has communicated this to his counterparts in the Kremlin Other leaders have done likewise, both publicly and privately.
	And again, there's just a range of options that would also certainly include more economic and financial and personal sanctions and export controls.
	There would be diplomatic initiatives, a host of other actions that would be in that range of options.
	One of those, as I mentioned, would be a conventional response led by the U.S.
	that could, again, dig that hole in which Russia finds itself even deeper by taking out Russian forces on Ukrainian soil and even perhaps taking out ships of the Black Sea Fleet as well.
	Thanks, Petraeus.
	We'll listen to you a little more closely.
	Now he's a lost cause.
	Yeah, you think?
	Well, it's TRT, man.
	It's big news.
	I mean, he's making a comeback.
	He's making a comeback.
	Do you have any... Oh, by the way, do you have any COVID stuff?
	That's funny you should ask.
	I don't.
	I have a few.
	Just some stuff to run through quickly.
	We already mentioned the Senate committee.
	It says, more likely than not, this was a lab incident.
	Okay.
	A lot of people responded to your call about the people having COVID, vaccinated or not, irrelevant, having stomach issues, wheat issues.
	Wheat allergies to be specific.
	You mean wheat?
	Wheat.
	Wheat?
	Wheat.
	Well, I got a lot of questions.
	They're asking the questions about how long did the hives last and I don't have a lot of these details.
	I have to go over this with Mimi.
	And then someone said, I don't know.
	How did you know it was hives?
	Hives is hives.
	Everyone knows what hives, I think.
	If you ever had hives, you know what they are.
	Um, I didn't, I only got one or two notes.
	I didn't get as many as I thought.
	You got some?
	There is a, an NIH, uh, uh, med, what is it?
	MedBio.
	It's in the show notes.
	Um, I guess you'd call it a research paper that shows that there is a possibility for a huge amount of people suffering from celiac disease after having contracted or having suffered through COVID.
	Yeah.
	So that's what it sounds like.
	It sounds like celiac.
	Right, so that sounds like it might be related.
	I would think.
	Sounds very close.
	But the hives and some of these other things, not so sure.
	Did you read, again, this kind of stuff gets released, this was October 28th, that was Friday?
	Today is Sunday, 29th, yeah, on Friday, Big news release that no one read, no one heard about, because, well, you know why.
	We were all distracted.
	Pelosi.
	Hammered.
	FBI is asking the U.S.
	court to reverse its order that it produce information from Seth Rich's laptop computer.
	Yeah, put it into bans for 66 years.
	Yeah.
	Why 66 years?
	I don't know.
	It's usually 75, I've heard.
	Just bring a little Satanism in there just for laughs.
	Why not?
	Hey, I got a good idea.
	Let's put 66 in there.
	So that's iffy.
	I'd say.
	For some low-level robbery that took place that was nothing.
	Big nothing burger.
	Was it literally the nothing burger that was about to... No, the nothing burger I think was about something else.
	It was about some other nothing.
	Hey man.
	We met in Palm Springs a few years back.
	You good?
	Yeah, how you been?
	What are you doing?
	What do you think is going to happen this week with the whole Russia thing?
	The Russia thing is just a big nothing burger.
	Really?
	That's where it came from.
	The Russia thing is a big nothing burger.
	That was 2017.
	Van Jones.
	I think Van Jones.
	He's not creative so he hasn't gotten that from someone else.
	There's another thing, which is dumb, this is an older clip, but it's Goetz.
	I just clipped it because I thought it was typical, you know.
	You know, the Democrats are doing what they can to get their attention and then you got Matt Goetz, you know, who tries to be, you know, another Jim Jordan when it comes to the legal stuff.
	When he goes, when this, during the hearings, he tries to be a big shot and, and, and, you know, intimidate witnesses.
	And here he is, um, with some FBI assistant to the assistant kind of guy.
	And he's going to badger him about the Hunter Biden laptop, which has got at this point in the whole, I'd say, uh, timeline is pretty vague.
	You're talking like that douche on PBS.
	What's his name?
	You're talking like, you know, in the whole timeline.
	Spreckensy douche.
	So where is it?
	The laptop.
	Sir, I'm not here to talk about the laptop.
	I'm here to talk about the FBI cyber program.
	You are the assistant director of FBI cyber.
	I want to know where Hunter Biden's laptop is.
	Where is it?
	Sir, I don't know that answer.
	That is astonishing to me.
	Has FBI cyber assessed whether or not Hunter Biden's laptop could be a point of vulnerability allowing America's enemies to hurt our country?
	Sir, the FBI cyber program is based off of what's codified in Title 18, Section 1030, a code which talks about computer intrusions, right, using nefarious intent.
	You've talked about passwords here.
	I mean, Hunter Biden's password on his laptop was hunter02.
	He drops it off at a repair store.
	I'm holding the receipt.
	Thank you.
	max computer repair where in december 2019 they turned over this laptop to the fbi and what now you're telling me right here is that as the assistant director of fbi cyber you don't know where this is after it was turned over to you three years ago yes sir that's an accurate statement he goes on the terror laptop just badgering badgering this
	It's not a good look for Republicans to be just... Hey, whatever happened to... He should take some testosterone.
	He's got to get a couple of octaves down on his voice.
	It's just squeaky.
	Whatever happened to the Anthony Weiner laptop?
	Whatever happened to Monkeypox?
	So I was watching, I was watching Battle of the Douchebags.
	Watching, I was listening.
	I was gonna say.
	And that's where I got that line, spreckin ze douche.
	Ze douche.
	Which is a funny line from the British guy that's on there.
	I don't know, nobody uses their own names.
	Gwuff.
	No, it's Gwuff.
	It's Gwuff.
	Gregory Wyndham Forsyth Foreman Forskin.
	Foreskin.
	Well, Mr. Foreskin used that.
	He's funny.
	Funny guy.
	He's got a slight Cockney accent.
	It's very entertaining to listen to.
	But I didn't know what that show was about.
	It's a very funny show.
	It's a little podcast-y.
	You know, it's tedious in other words.
	They start yacking over each other and it's taking, you know, forever to get to the point.
	They don't tighten it up.
	And what is the point?
	What is the crux of the format?
	The whole thing is they have, they take like eight guys and they pair them off against each other like they had a
	Prince Andrew paired off against Howard Stern, and one of the guys takes either one of them, and they go back and forth with douchey clips, and who wins the douchebag showdown, he goes to the next level, to the next round, and two new guys, they take two douchebags, so who's the bigger douche, and then he goes to the next round, and it's kind of like a tournament.
	And how do they vote?
	How are people voting?
	Yeah, he's having people call in and they get like 30, 40 votes, you know, they don't have the listenership.
	But it's actually entertaining enough because they really argue for their guy being the biggest douchebag.
	They should have boosts, a boost bag.
	We should have douche boosts.
	Just for voting.
	So the douchers are on there and the British guy was promoting Prince Andrew as a bigger douche than Howard Stern but Howard Stern won.
	The voting is on polls and no agenda social.
	Yeah, so the bigger douche turned out to be Howard Stern.
	Hello!
	Easy call.
	He should be able to win the whole thing.
	That's a pretty cool use of the polling system.
	I like that.
	Yeah, I was amused, but it could be tighter.
	Tighten it up, boys.
	Tighten it up.
	Tighten it up, boys.
	But there are some good one-liners in there that are worth stealing.
	I'll bet.
	And did you steal any?
	Oh yeah, that one.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Spreckensy.
	Spreckensy douche.
	Douche.
	Spreckensy diesel?
	The U.S.
	is reportedly facing a shortage of diesel fuel.
	Bloomberg says there's only a 25-day supply.
	That is the lowest level since 2008.
	Increased demand from the trucking and heating industries are to blame.
	Meanwhile, the price of regular gas is falling, but it remains about 10 cents higher than last month.
	Yeah, we didn't really talk about this on Thursday, but Tucker made a big deal about this.
	Do you see any evidence of this?
	You're much more in tune with the fossil fuel flow.
	Yeah, I am.
	Yeah, I know.
	That's why I'm asking you.
	No, I have not.
	The prices were actually lower than premium recently.
	These guys make diesel here at Chevron.
	I'm pretty sure the Union Oil Refinery makes it.
	I think Long Beach.
	Whatever, 500 down there.
	I can't remember the name of it.
	You know, they can start cranking out diesel like there's no tomorrow, and they said it was the shortest window since 2008.
	I mean, that's within recent memory, so I don't think it's that big of a deal.
	But why is this?
	Is there a real shortage?
	Well, I'll tell you this, from what I understand, because Jay's boyfriend Works at Chevron.
	They are not yet up to 100% capacity.
	Ever since they had to, they were going to have a strike and so they cut capacity and they started shutting stuff down, but they couldn't shut it down completely because you can't do that with a refinery without going through a horrible process to get it back going.
	And they've never gotten, it's not up to speed yet.
	As far as I know, it's still not up to speed.
	So it's just the shortages, you know, they get it together eventually.
	I'm not concerned about it.
	I like this Jay's boyfriend, dude.
	He's got some good info.
	Well, he works at Standard.
	When is Jay gonna make an honest man out of him and bring him into the family?
	I don't know.
	But I'll tell you this.
	These... Tucker, I think, really made a huge scene about it.
	I thought it was overdone.
	That felt like that to me.
	It's like, okay.
	I mean, if you want to panic about something, I mean, here's your great reset moment once again, everybody.
	First up, we have King Charles.
	The Royal Mint just announced that production is underway on the first coins featuring His Royal Highness' face.
	The new 50 pence coin features King Charles' face on one side, and on the other side, a design that pays tribute to Queen Elizabeth.
	The Royal Mint says the coins will enter circulation in December, and Brits can expect to find the King's likeness in their change by Christmas.
	A great holiday gift right there.
	50 pence.
	Great holiday gift.
	We know what's going to come next.
	Since we're starting at CBDC, everybody can now buy a Prince King Charles NFT.
	Wait, wait, wait, hold on a second, it was a 50, he said it was a 50 pence?
	Coin, yeah.
	Well that's kinda low end.
	She's not even worth a pound!
	How about a pound coin or two pounds?
	No, that's going to be a mum.
	Mum stays on there forever.
	Put him on a bill.
	Put him on the 20.
	I'm not going to put him on anything.
	Oh, you're just going to get a 50p.
	And isn't 50p... I think when they still had shillings, when they had the odd coins with a hole in it, and then they had the one with six edges.
	Remember that crap?
	I think it was six or eight.
	That looked like funny wampum money.
	It was really weird.
	Luckily they changed that.
	Anyway, they're back up though, like 116 I think.
	Oh, it's skyrocketing.
	They're crushing it.
	They're crushing it.
	A lot of people sent me this.
	Based upon my meeting with a former New York banker and the overarching claim that don't worry about China, their population is collapsing.
	Collapsing.
	To which some sent me some charts and graphs that show exactly the opposite.
	And don't forget India, exactly what you said.
	Some very smart people who contacted me over that.
	But I got this link from a lot of people.
	Peter Zaihan.
	Apparently a lot of people listen to him and like his story, and here's his view, which sounds very similar.
	Which countries should be very concerned about the ratio of young to old?
	The worst in the world is China.
	They've been in the process of updating their data over the course of the last couple of years, and they're now starting to publicly admit that they overcounted by 100 million people.
	All of those people would have been born since one child, so age 40 and under, the young worker demographic, the childbearing demographic, and two-thirds of them are probably women.
	So we best guess is that China only has 1.3 billion people now.
	The population probably peaked more than 10 years ago.
	And by 2030, there will be more retirees than workers.
	And by 2050, the entire population of China will have dropped below 650 million.
	That's wild.
	It's beyond terminal.
	Yeah.
	So the Chinese system collapses this decade for sure.
	Assuming nothing else goes wrong and there's plenty other competitors to put the bullet in China's head.
	Dude, that is crazy.
	All the way from pre-industrial to post-industrial collapse in 45 years.
	Just for the people that don't understand about how the one-child policy and the preference for boys over girls and stuff created this landscape, what's the high-level view of that?
	Sure.
	Well, there's two things.
	First of all, of course, as one child, Mao was concerned that they had a young upcoming generation after World War II that was going to eat the country alive.
	So they went to a two-child policy, ultimately to a one-child policy, and that was not loosened until 2015.
	But by that point, the damage was already done because there was a second factor.
	Remember, countries that industrialize later can follow the path of those who came before.
	They can skip some steps.
	So China was the fastest ever industrialization experience.
	What the United Kingdom did in seven generations, the Chinese did in one.
	And so they crammed seven generations of economic growth and development into one.
	And that's why their growth rate has been so impressive.
	But you can only do that once.
	And now it's behind them.
	And now they have no children.
	And they have very few people under age 45.
	That sounds acceptable.
	At face value.
	Seems a little bit apocalyptic.
	Yeah, that was a good word.
	Seemed a little apocalyptic.
	I'm not convinced.
	I have no idea.
	But we got lots of smart people who come back and... Well, we got guys out there that can give us these numbers.
	We got people.
	We got people.
	I'm sure everybody's looking at this stuff.
	They're not going to take us over anytime soon, as long as we keep the borders open.
	Yeah, well, there's that.
	I have a supercut.
	Any supercut is a good cut.
	It's a priority.
	You're going to start hearing this once you hear the supercut Jean-Pierre Van Damme.
	Kareem Abdul Jean-Pierre Van Damme, yes.
	She says very clear.
	She says it constantly.
	She was being interviewed on some other show and she said, well, let me be very clear, very clear.
	And here's the supercut of her saying very clear.
	And very clear, very clear, very, very clear.
	We need more money to plan for the second pandemic.
	She's been very clear.
	There's going to be another pandemic.
	The president is doing what the president is.
	The president is.
	That's why I and so damn many other people I grew up have cancer.
	These are items that the president has been very clear on.
	End of quote.
	Repeat the line.
	And so the president has been very clear.
	The president has been very clear.
	I was going to foot him, excuse me.
	The president has been very clear.
	Like a billion, 200 million.
	737,000.
	Very, very clear.
	All you got to do is look what is being played on, played this morning.
	Look, the president has been very clear.
	What is he going to specify exactly?
	No, but he has.
	The best way to get something done, if you hold near and dear to you, that you like to be able to... Very clear.
	I think very clear is today's modern version of...
	Yes, the emperor is wearing clothes.
	It's very clear.
	Do they still teach that story in school?
	No, because it doesn't involve a non-binary.
	I mean, you're being funny.
	I'm not being funny, that's the problem.
	How do you know?
	Have you researched this?
	What, am I funny, doctor?
	No, we know about the funny factor.
	Have you researched if this is no longer being taught in school?
	No, I have not researched.
	I'm just ad-libbing, but I'm doubtful.
	I'm doubtful because most of the old classics, and that is one, have been pushed aside for modern classics.
	Let's see if it's still being used.
	It does have a full Wikipedia page, so I'll put that in there.
	That's always exciting.
	It's nothing like a little bit of Wikipedia, everybody.
	Hmm.
	Okay.
	Well, it just seems like that story's cropping up for me, and it was hammered into my head a long, long time ago.
	I remember we had the book at home, I think.
	We had the book.
	I remember the story being told to me in, I think, the fourth grade.
	Oh, I think it was earlier than that for me.
	I remember I had the book.
	And I met, yes, it was an illustrated, illustrations, children's book.
	Gosh, I'd love to have that.
	I'm gonna go on eBay and see if I can find it.
	Somebody's got it.
	Send it to Adam.
	So, uh, stepped down from the emperor, but the king, the king has been dethroned!
	The king has been toppled!
	Which king?
	Dr. Peter McCullough's medical credentials have been stripped!
	Oh, no.
	Yeah?
	Well, I think he must have expected this.
	Still, I mean that's the... Let me see exactly which medical board did this.
	Because of course, you know, you never really knew.
	I terminated, I was terminated, this is by his own admission, I was terminated as editor-in-chief of Cardiorenal Medicine and Reviews in Cardiovascular Medicine after years of service.
	Yeah, well that was your foregone conclusion.
	And rising impact factors, there was no, oh, well, okay.
	Oh, yesterday I was stripped of my board certifications in Internal Medicine and Cardiology after decades of perfect clinical performance, board scores, and hundreds of peer-reviewed publications.
	None of this will stop until there's a needle in every arm.
	He's got to be, if he's smart, and obviously he's very smart.
	Lawsuit of the wazoo.
	He has got to have some beautiful lawsuits coming down the road that are going to cost these people millions.
	Yeah, I think he can just wait.
	Just wait.
	I mean, it starts with, and it's already happening.
	Here's, where did I have it here?
	Yes.
	this M MRNA vaccines injure the heart of all vaccine recipients and cause myocarditis in up to one in 27.
	And who did this?
	The health advisory recovery team.
	I'm sure it's Sketch.
	But it doesn't matter.
	The heart group.
	Let me see.
	This is a problem.
	Everything looks good and flashy.
	Oh, man, it looks official.
	Who knows?
	Who knows if it's official or not?
	I don't know.
	But of course, the new trick to ratchet up vaccinations and get people to take their kids is the idea that we could have the tripledemic, instead of tridemic, the tripledemic, which includes the flu, RSV, and well, you might as well get a shot to Protect against COVID.
	The CDC tonight now reporting hospitalizations for the flu are the worst in more than a decade now.
	At least 12 states reporting moderate or high levels of flu activity.
	You can see it in red, the worst, from Texas to the Carolinas, then moving into the Northeast now.
	Flu especially hitting adults 65 and older and children 4 and younger.
	More than 2,300 people newly hospitalized with flu-like symptoms just this week.
	Health officials say the flu is hitting earlier this season and with more severe cases.
	Doctors still urging you to get the flu shot as soon as you can.
	They had said, get it before Halloween.
	Oh no, just the flu shot, before Halloween!
	Before Halloween, that's, that's, that's, get it today!
	Go kids, go, get it today.
	Then a report from your beat New Tang Dynasty.
	They have a whistleblower.
	A leaked hospital email from Central California revealed they have seen an increase in stillbirths.
	The staff member who leaked the email says the uptick happened after people started taking the COVID-19 vaccine.
	An email recently shared with the Epoch Times, which was sent out to the health care staff of a hospital system in Fresno, California, reported an increase in, quote, demise patients, or stillbirths.
	According to the email, that is expected to continue.
	A managing nurse wrote, there were 22 demise patients in August 2022, which ties the record number of demises in July 2021, and so far in September, there have been 7, and it's only the 8th day of the month.
	The staff member who leaked the email told the Epoch Times that, since the rollout of the vaccines, fetal death has skyrocketed from its pre-COVID-19 vaccine average.
	She said it used to be one to two deaths every three months in her hospital alone.
	The staff member spoke to the Epoch Times on condition of anonymity due to fear of losing their job.
	The Epoch Times reached out to the head nurse who wrote the email to request a statement on why there has been a rise in what she called, quote, demise patients.
	But there has been no response.
	Dr. James Thorpe in Florida, who specializes in maternal-fetal medicine, told the Epoch Times that the content of the email is consistent with over 1,300 peer-reviewed publications in just 15 months documenting severe complications and death after the COVID-19 vaccines.
	Can they get better air talent?
	It's just so… Demised.
	Demised.
	What is that?
	I don't know.
	Demised patients.
	Can't they say dead?
	Is there something wrong with the word dead or death?
	Well, you ask a valid question.
	Demised.
	Okay, hold on a second.
	Let's do demised.
	Let's see what comes back.
	Oh, interesting.
	Yeah, top one.
	Demised.
	Death.
	Two, cessation of existence or activity.
	That's even better.
	They were demised.
	A loss of position or status, the conveyance of an estate, and the transfer of the sovereignty to a successor.
	That last one's arcane.
	Yeah, demised.
	I'm gonna demise you, punk.
	That's what's gonna happen.
	All right.
	I think.
	Well, before we move on, I wanted to mention to everybody that it is our 15th anniversary week.
	It's a Thursday to a Thursday.
	And we started celebrating on our one day after actual birthday, which was the 26th of October, 27th last Thursday.
	And we've extended this out through episode number 1500, which will be on the next Thursday.
	And that's our 1500th episode by coincidence!
	I think not!
	These things are beautiful when they happen.
	Now, the donation notes...
	I want to say, you know, we said we're going to do kind of the same things we did last time.
	Now we're going to run all donations, all in one.
	I think most people will listen to hear their own donation or, you know, to hear friends they know.
	But there's some real content in here.
	So you're fine to drop off, but you are missing some beautiful things.
	Yeah, there's some content.
	There's some real gems in this.
	I gotta give props to Eric, man.
	It's been very difficult for the back office.
	Eric's list of nights is crazy.
	It's off the hook.
	It's unbelievable.
	Believe, and I'm not saying anything negative here, that some people might get skipped over by the process.
	And if you don't get your credit or something, don't worry about it.
	We'll take care of you.
	Oh, yeah.
	Oh, yeah.
	But I'm also saying he did a yo man's job on pulling this together because it is The nature of the value for value model is that you can send us whatever, however.
	So things come in and people use two or three different email addresses, or it was my wife's email address, or my corporate email address, and then you have to try and match all of that up.
	And don't forget to switch with me and blah, blah, blah.
	And a switcheroo.
	And oh, by the way, choose one of these five notes.
	That was my favorite.
	Well, he finally came in this morning with a one note, which is about three sentences.
	But he said that, yeah, I was drunk.
	So, please, do not donate when drunk.
	Well, no, you can donate when drunk.
	You just want the fat finger.
	You just want the fat finger.
	But just don't write five notes in.
	Let us choose.
	With that, I'd like to thank you for your courage to say in the morning to you, the man who put the C in Chantaholics!
	Ladies and gentlemen, please say hello to my friend on the other end, the one and only Mr. John C. DeVore.
	Good morning, Mr. Andrew Crow.
	In the morning, all ships and sea boots with their ground, feet in the air, subs in the water, and all the dames and knights out there.
	In the morning to the trolls in the troll room who have been with us for well over a decade on this journey of value for value bringing us all kinds of value and trolling and horrible things and racist things and all kinds of crappy things and personal attacks but man do we love it!
	That's the only way we'd want to have a troll room is if it's completely open and free.
	Take that Elon.
	Let's count on how many trolls we have today.
	In 2062.
	That's funny.
	Why is that funny?
	Down again!
	Well?
	I find that peculiar.
	We have our two celebratory shows and another one to come, and the numbers are dropping by at least 200 or plus, 200 plus each time.
	We should have 20, 22, 23 hundred.
	I don't have an answer.
	I'm very disturbed by this.
	Maybe if they're having trouble getting on, there's always a possibility there's some other, there's something... We have had a large number of denial of service attacks on the stream.
	Certain networks, you know, keep having to re-buffer.
	There's actually people out there that hate us and they would like to show us denial of service because we...
	And they must be journalists.
	Because that's all we really do is go after bad news.
	They must be, sure.
	You know what it is?
	It's that round-faced guy who got fired from CNN.
	Seltzer Water.
	Yeah, he's become a hacker.
	He's like the guy with the red stapler.
	I'm gonna DDoS him for making fun of me.
	I'm gonna bring the place down if they take my stapler for making fun of me.
	Uh, so, now that is the Troll Room.
	You can find it at TrollRoom.io.
	I did add a special link.
	Brian Stapler.
	Good one, Serpent.
	I did add- Ooh!
	There you go!
	Right?
	That's the Troll Room!
	Content!
	Content!
	And it's good that you did what you normally don't do.
	You attributed.
	I did.
	Well, yeah.
	Hey, we got cancelled by Roku.
	What do you mean we got cancelled by Roku?
	The No Agenda app has been on Roku for almost since Roku's inception.
	Yeah, for a long time.
	They took it off.
	Who took it off?
	Roku.
	Well, who took it off?
	By what means?
	By what circumstance?
	They just removed it from the App Store.
	Because it sucks?
	Because the app wasn't keeping up to date?
	I thought it was.
	I would say misinformation, disinformation, carrying water for Putin.
	No, I don't think so.
	Yes!
	Yes!
	No, they don't do that.
	They're not known for that.
	Well, the developer will hopefully be able to tell us.
	I haven't heard from the developer.
	Developer, developer, developer, let us know what happened.
	Developer, developer, developer.
	NoahJenderStream.com, but if you want to hit the Troll Room right away, TrollRoom.io, and you can, there's a link there if you, if the chat room widget doesn't show up.
	Seen some browsers are now stopping that.
	Everything is, Silicon Valley blows chunks.
	They try to stop everything with their, with their software.
	Crappers.
	It's alright because we have free and open software running at noagendasocial.com where you can also vote for the biggest douchebag.
	This is the kind of stuff that I love.
	This is what No Agenda is all about.
	Value for value.
	People using tools, creating tools, setting it up.
	We don't run any of it.
	The producers of the show have been running it for 15 years and we appreciate them so much.
	Thank you for that.
	And let's just add the artist to that.
	The artist for Our previous episode, 1498, which we titled, Junk Fees.
	Now, we knew that there would be a 15 to choose from.
	There were quite a few.
	But irritable pre-op transracial just did it with the Latin.
	Just, uh, I think that was what, uh, pulled us over the, first of all, we had the Roman numerals, XV, then we had 2007, 20, 2022, and then percute eos in oris.
	Did I say that right?
	Or is it percute?
	Do you know Latin?
	No.
	Okay.
	I know written Latin, but I don't know how to... it's a dead language.
	Nobody knows how to actually pronounce it.
	It's a dead language.
	Like Esperanto.
	So Esperanto is still going on.
	So it means hit him in the mouth.
	It was very cute.
	It was very cute.
	We had... there were a number of other ones that we looked at.
	Let me see.
	There was a lot of pumpkin stuff.
	You liked, and I liked, we both liked Nico Sims in AXV.
	Yeah, so it's an image, and by the way, you can follow this on noagendaartgenerator.com if you're listening live or later, and you can always look at it in the Podcasting 2.0 app.
	That just flows right along with the chapter images.
	He took, I don't know how many, but it may be Hundreds of album art covers and then put the XV over the top of it, which is really... We both would love to have that.
	In an artsy way.
	Yeah, we both would love to have that blown up really big.
	For on the wall.
	I think a lot of people would.
	Yeah, for next to my Ask Jeeves stock certificates.
	Perfect.
	They'll go together beautifully.
	What else did we look at?
	Let me see.
	The stuff that scrolled off.
	Well, we had the no agenda official agency seal, which was cute.
	Kind of like that.
	It was nice.
	A lot of Jewish blind 15s.
	There was the one, uh, the color blindness test, which I thought was cute.
	Yeah, because I, of course, could not see the number 15 in the dots.
	That fails for me, obviously.
	Bless you.
	Um, there was some, uh, lots of cheesecake.
	Tons of cheesecake.
	Um, what other fifteens of note?
	I mean, the good cheesecake was the one we weren't going to use under Happy Anniversary 4 by Tantanio, which is genuine cheesecake, a lot of thigh.
	Yeah, oh goodness, yes.
	She knows you, doesn't she?
	Well, it was a message.
	It was a wink-wink message.
	And again, Nico Syme.
	That beautiful piece, No Agenda, still the best podcast in years, 15 years.
	Artsy, very artsy.
	Yes, we both liked that.
	It was very modern magazine style.
	The surfer art is the way I always refer to it.
	Yeah.
	Yes, dynamite.
	I mean, some beautiful challenge coin designs.
	Other very nice... And feel free to use these.
	Use these anywhere, just to promote the show.
	You don't have to use the chosen artwork, you can use any of that.
	And if you have an Albie address, put it in there so I can put the artist in.
	The comic strip blogger is leading this charge.
	Go so the producers can support the artists when they're listening in a Podcasting 2.0 app.
	Thank you very much to... Wait, I gotta get his name right.
	What is it?
	I lost it.
	What is it?
	Come on!
	I don't have it in front of me.
	I gotta go find it.
	Oh, man.
	I backspaced one too many.
	Here it is.
	I've got it.
	Here it is.
	It's the irritable pre-op transracial.
	There you go.
	Thanks for that name.
	Very easy.
	And thanks to all of the artists who participate and have participated continuously for many, many, many years in making the best podcast in the universe even more attractive with fresh album art every single show.
	Now we have a number of executive producers, associate executive producers, and we'll roll it right through to the full list of producers.
	This is a special inflation deal that John put together, and I think it's been very beneficial to people who wanted to get to some kind of peerage within Gitmo Nation, No Agenda Nation, and they've been able to achieve that with double the value, I think.
	How was the promotion exactly titled?
	You get double credits for peerage, knighthoods, and producerships for whatever you contribute.
	So if you contribute $100, you get credit for $200 and become an associate executive producer.
	And someone who has never... And those last, too.
	So if you want to get a knighthood somewhere down the road, you can still take the $200 credit.
	One of the producers who has never claimed any titles, but who has been with us month in, month out for many, many years.
	Claimed nothing.
	Who continues to be a pillar of No Agenda Nation and the support of the show with tremendous value is Sir Anonymous of Dogpatch and Lower Slobovia.
	He comes in top dog today as our executive producer with $2,212.
	with $2,212.
	And let's see if his note, which I have here, alludes to any of this.
	From Sironimus of Dogpatch in Lower Slobovia.
	Thank you!
	I appreciate the hard work by you two and the many producers that provide extraordinary production quality at all levels.
	I hope inflation of basic items isn't impacting the financial capacity of producers of your food-for-the-mind production company.
	Travel continues to I can't something my donation mailing schedule delay or Disrupt my donation mailing schedule, but not my listening.
	This is for October I'm beginning to lose track of where I am or where I'm going my donation amounts and passport stamps.
	Help me keep track This is the international man of mystery he's either a jewel thief or an assassin I Where was I?
	In March.
	Let me take a look at my passport stamps and my donations.
	Ah, yes.
	He must have a fabulous passport.
	Kuala Lumpur.
	No jingles, no karma, including no no jingles, no karma jingle.
	He got you there.
	Double up, he did.
	No jingles, no karma was to shorten this program section, even if sometimes my letters are longer.
	Thank you very much, John.
	You're the best.
	You're the best, man.
	You're the best.
	Yeah, I was reading this and thinking, what is this?
	I think his traveling is getting on his nerves.
	He's going all over the place.
	We don't know what he does.
	We have no idea.
	I think he's going into the Asian region soon, was my idea.
	But that'll get on your nerves after a while.
	No kidding.
	Many parts of Asia, and nobody ever talks about it, oh, it's beautiful.
	Many parts of Asia stink, literally.
	And it's like, I don't know if it's the sewers or whatever it is, but there's lots of Asia really stinks.
	It just stinks.
	Oh my God, what is that?
	It actually smells bad.
	Constantly, right, by stinks I mean smells bad and it's like oh my god and you gotta wave your hand in front of your face and you roll your eyes and you hope to get and you wonder where it's gonna end.
	Oh goodness.
	Very common all over the place.
	Nasty.
	Onward with Nicholas Dacus in Siler City, North Carolina.
	$1,500.
	Living in FEMA Region 4, just outside Chapel Hill.
	Beautiful area of the country.
	Hello, Chapel Hill.
	No deducing needed as we have donated and got donations on the books and will be taking advantage of the Double Donation Week to go ahead and secure three Insta Nights, one Insta Dame for the family.
	We'll adjust the accounting as we work towards a barony.
	No agenda will surely, has surely saved our lives through these amazing amygdala shrinking powers.
	And we'll be grateful forever for, to you both for keeping us sane all these years.
	Please credit our nine-year-old son Gavin as Sir Hoot.
	King of the Owls, Kelly, as Dame Kelly of the Animal Kingdom, and Nick, as Sir Nick of the Goat Scream.
	I decided against Sir Hans Siran, as that seemed a bit in bad taste.
	Please include at the round table Licky Charms and Greek God's Yogurt.
	Which is a brand.
	Yeah.
	Jingles if there's time.
	Well, for you, we'll make time.
	Goat Karma, Climate Gate, and that Korean newscaster lady that you used to play all the time.
	Alternatives include Huntsman Mandarin or something by Doug.
	Something by Doug.
	No, I got stuff for you here.
	To the gate, to the gate, to the climate gate.
	You've got...
	There she is.
	Karma.
	There is our Korean news lady.
	So we got lots of switcheroos here, I see.
	Then we have Dame Vox of the Gateway.
	1,393 from... from... Ketchikan.
	Ketchikan, Arkansas.
	Triple!
	Alaska.
	Oh, Alaska.
	I'm sorry.
	What is... Oh, yeah.
	Alaska.
	I should have known.
	Triple switcheroo alert.
	Okay, people.
	Short as possible.
	Mom murdered, got weird free government blood money, can't spend with a clear conscience.
	So passing to my favorite true independent V4V podcasters, there's no higher calling.
	You're the first.
	It goes like 500.
	Mom, Linda Davenport, is posthumously Dane Crafty CPA and wants a virgin strawberry daiquiri.
	This is very sad to hear this, but okay.
	500 for Dad.
	Dan Davenport is Silent Key, which means he also passed away.
	Sir W5VJ wants a damn beer.
	Smokin' Hot Husband Anthony Watts is Sir Keeper of Vox, wants a grilled cheese with pickles.
	No Jingles, just a crap ton of extra strength justice karma for Linda, whose murder is still unsolved after nearly a year.
	Karma, the you-know-what out of that.
	Thanks for 15 years of honesty and courage.
	Wow, I'm kind of taking it back.
	You've got karma.
	Quite a note.
	Yeah, I got a lot of things to enter here while you're moving on.
	Gary Abrams' son in Reno, Nevada.
	$1,000.
	Biggest little city in the world.
	I would like to congratulate you both on 15 years of making the best podcast in the universe.
	Also, I would like to be put on the birthday list.
	You're on it.
	My birthday is October 30th and I was looking forward to donating since my birthday falls on a show day.
	Thanks to the inflation fighting promotion, I thought I'd become a knight and make my wife a dame at the same time.
	I would like my knight name to be Sir T.I.
	Double Gooer of the Truckee Meadows.
	There's a pun in there somewhere, I'm sure.
	And my wife's dame name to be Dame Anne of the Land of Smiles.
	For the roundtable, I would like whiskey maples cakes and old fashions.
	No jingles, but some R2-D2 karma, please.
	Sincerely, Gary Abrahamson.
	You've got Now, because the list is so big, of course, I'm doing a lot of jingles and requests for the roundtable on the fly, but we move on to Frank Hulshoff, 1000, from Driebergen in the Netherlands.
	Congratulations on 15 years!
	I haven't been list... Oh, I have been listening ever since Rogan, so it's about time to get this de-douching out of the way!
	You've been de-douched.
	Hereby, please accept my donation of $1,000.
	I'd like to be known as Sir Frank, Surfer of the Cosmic Debris.
	For the round table, I'd be happy with a bottle of sake.
	Yamabuki Gold Koshu will do nicely.
	Hai!
	Thank you very much, Frank Holshoff.
	Anonymous comes in front, and you may have to write something in here, because I'm not sure this is on there.
	You can check.
	Unfortunately, this list is so big, checking is a pain in the ass.
	But Anonymous, or A.A.
	Anonymous, in Gloucester, New York, came in with another $1,000, and he writes, please knight my son, Sir Double A, the third resistor of the clown world.
	Huh?
	Is this a note?
	Or is this... Where is this note?
	It's in my hand.
	Right, but if I have to write something down... Okay, I got it.
	Never mind.
	It's page five.
	I got it.
	Thank you.
	Uh, I didn't say anything.
	Jingles and Karma, dealer's choice.
	While the injection mandates have largely ended, the mandate for the military continues with no end in sight!
	Which is sick.
	Regardless of the experimental injections being EUA unlawful, unneeded, illogical, unsafe, and ineffective.
	Due to this and the woke agenda, recruiting and retention are now at an all-time low in the military, not to mention morale.
	You can thank the guys at the Department of Defense.
	All this is being done in the name of readiness when anyone with a shred of remaining common sense can see that this is eroding readiness and weakening the services.
	Huh?
	Yeah, no kidding.
	I think he's right.
	Has anyone noticed this?
	Has the media noticed this?
	Producers, please research candidates and support the military by voting in the midterm elections for those who will act against this clown world bullshit and pray.
	Thank you for all that you do and your continued support of the U.S.
	military.
	A.A.
	Anonymous.
	I'm trying to see if his, uh, I mean, there's no, this, this list is seriously nuts.
	So I'm going to put him at the end here.
	Seriously nuts.
	Don't forget we can make good on all these things.
	We got plenty of shows to come and we can do them in a lesser, a less commotion filled environment and it still gets knighted.
	But it won't get black knighted.
	No, no, no, no, no, no.
	There's none of that.
	Sir J is in Chandler, Arizona.
	Please, no last name.
	Sir J upgrading to Baron.
	No jingles, no karma.
	Accounting, 10-year anniversary, 2, 4, 1,000, slash 500, blah, blah, blah, total.
	Okay, thank you very much.
	I'm guessing that Sir J only donates on 10-year and 15-year anniversaries.
	Oh, he's one of those guys, huh?
	Yeah, I know the type.
	Sir Nacho Alcatraz, who keeps coming in, came in over and over and he says, did you get my note?
	9-20-13, he's in Mexico.
	Don't give up, gents.
	I'm just passing by.
	Let the festivities continue.
	Arriba, arriba.
	Andele, andele.
	Andele.
	You go to the Andele, you can buy some salami.
	So Nacho Alcatraz.
	Now Viscount El Cuesco.
	Wildest of the boars.
	That's interesting.
	I think the Andele is next to the Bodega.
	It's next to the Bodega.
	Stan Keebles is in Olala!
	Alala Washington, $7.49.50.
	Please refer to me as my anonymous internet troll name, Stan Keebles slash Sir Stan Keebles, once knighted.
	$7.49.50 in case the double deal also gets me into the $14.99 club.
	Okay, I have to say... Yo, that's an interesting trick.
	Are you angry at him for doing this?
	No, he's the only one who figured it out, but since he did, he'll get in the club.
	Absolutely.
	Oh, and you will probably be, yeah, you will be the only one?
	Well played.
	Well, now that opens the door to $750 donations for next show, which is doubled up.
	I don't want to tip off anybody, but I'm expecting to see a lot of those.
	Okay.
	You read the sole note?
	Sorry.
	Sir Tommy Hawk, Baron of the Heartland's up.
	Sorry.
	He's in Iowa City, Iowa.
	Five, six, seven, eight, nine.
	ITM, Chance, it's time to party like it's show 1499.
	I know the donation segments are long due to the double up anniversary promotion, so I'll keep it short.
	Thank you and all the producers for the best podcast in the universe, R2-D2, karma for all, also double up.
	A magic moves, uh, this double-up magic moves me to Baron.
	Nice.
	Moving on up to Tommy Hawk, Baron of the Heartland.
	Now Baron.
	You got it, man.
	You've got... Karma.
	Seth Griffin is in Smithville, Texas.
	555.78.
	Thank you for running the show for as long as you have.
	Please accept my donation of 555.78.
	And please send me divorce karma.
	Plenty of that.
	You've got karma.
	That's karma.
	I don't know if that's karma eligible, to be honest about it.
	So it might bounce back.
	Uh, Sir Silverdudeofthesilverdolphins550, please de-douche my 10-month-old lapse in monthly contributions after the auto payment stopped.
	You've been de-douched.
	Oh, he's doing some work here.
	My bad.
	Look at this.
	This is a verboten phrase, by the way.
	Well, but look.
	So here's 10 months of back value, plus an extra 50 bucks for good measure, looking at my accounting, and I'm now a Viscount.
	So I'll drop the 1-3-3-7 leet, barren status, and just be Viscount Sir Silver Dude of the Silver Dolphins.
	I won't bore everyone here with a recent trip overseas where I may or may not I've had to forge something to prove I'd been boosted for everyone's safety.
	Thanks as always for your twice weekly dose of sanity, and do not stop the winning formula.
	Oh, and Vlad Putin is a douchebag.
	Dennis Recala is in Rodeo, New Mexico.
	$500.33.
	He says taking advantage of a single payment as an instant night.
	Now known as Sir Dennis Recla, Knight of the Comet.
	Located in the boot heel of New Mexico.
	Amateur astronomy capital of the Southwest.
	Ice wine and tacos at the round table.
	Seventy-threes, whiskey, alpha, five, kilo, tango, Charlie.
	Seventy-threes, kilo, five, alpha, Charlie, Charlie.
	Joshua Faure.
	Oh, there's a pronunciation for this name.
	Faure.
	Faure.
	F-A-U-R-E.
	You know what?
	I don't.
	500.
	No jingles, no karma.
	Please give me Sir Executioner.
	X-C-I-S-H blah blah blah R. Executioner.
	Okay, you're on the list.
	You definitely got it.
	Then we have John Marino and...
	John Marino has no note that I could find, so he receives a double-up karma.
	You've got... Karma.
	George Gonzales in El Paso, Texas, 500.
	Greetings gents, no jingles, no karma.
	Please de-douche me and knight me Sir Gonzo of the nomad lands of Texas.
	You've been de-douched.
	For the round table, I'd like some prime rib and shiner bock.
	Thank you for all you do.
	I got that here at the house.
	No problem.
	This is Gerkadee.
	Gerkadee.
	From the Netherlands, I can see.
	From Enschede in Groningen.
	$500 for my keeper after knighting to be called Dame Jane, goldsmith of the Dog's Back and the Rolling Stones of Drenthe.
	For the round table, a six-pack of Klok from Enschede and Gruninger Dreugewurst.
	So that's a... I don't know what the six-pack of Klok is, but I think it's beer.
	And the Gruninger Dreugewurst is a special kind of sausage from the north of the Netherlands.
	Is it good?
	I'm a HEMA-wurst guy myself.
	A HEMA sausage guy.
	Would be.
	Brandon Briggs, 500.
	Hello, gents.
	I was so surprised for this promotion.
	I had to take you up on the offer.
	I started listening around episode 950.
	First donation, I guess.
	Karma, in spite of John advising against this.
	Uh, in episode 133, amongst others.
	Just keeping track of where I'm at.
	Goodness.
	Don't listen to all the shows.
	That's quite a while ago.
	I'm in the process of listening to every show of No Agenda.
	I'm through episode 342, so I'm just exciting Adam's Hot Pockets Squirrel Obsession phase.
	That's the phase he's in.
	Yeah, we remember that.
	Squirrel.
	Squirrel.
	I heard a dinner bell on a commercial and loudly exclaimed, Hot Pockets, mind control complete.
	Nicely done.
	I've also enjoyed hearing the Al Sharpton clips when you heard them for the first time.
	Priceless!
	Learning the origin of the douchebag call-out from Benjamin Ross.
	We even forgot that.
	I'm hearing you initially learn about theremins, amygdalas, and all the crazy predictions you've made.
	It's all worthwhile, and I've learned something from every show.
	Here's to another 1,500 shows.
	Please knight me, Sir Brandon, of let's go!
	Good one.
	David Jeffries is in Frisco, Texas.
	$500 instant knight.
	Sir Bird of the Bitcoin, please.
	Love you.
	Mean it, DJ.
	Random Sharpton, he says.
	Okay, we're gonna do shorty Sharptons today.
	R-E-S-P-I-C-T.
	As we move down the line, we're still in the 500s.
	David Aiken, 500.
	Do not pass up on your generous offer.
	Please de-douche me and give all... Sorry.
	Oh, sorry.
	Yes, please.
	You've been de-douched.
	And give all whatever karma is needed.
	Please knight me, sir.
	Dragonfly, you guys are the best.
	Alright, we'll throw in a yowk for you.
	You've got... Karma.
	Steve Nonomous?
	Steve Nonymous, I don't know where he's from.
	I wanted to personally thank you both for doing the podcast as long as you have.
	It's an incredible achievement.
	I have followed John for many years and was a viewer of Adam from the MTV days and listener since daily source code up through the present no agenda shows.
	The entertainment value has been immeasurable.
	Well, that's very kind of you to say, and that's how Value for Value works.
	So he's been a monthly donor, $5 a month, which he needs to increase, he says, for years.
	I've sent some through PopMoney and other sources years ago.
	I have already achieved knighthood, but I'm too lazy to do the accounting.
	I did the 500 double donation for Instant Knight.
	My favorite part of the show is when Adam does the control room.
	Uh, you mean like this?
	Shh, Adam, move on with these jingles.
	These notes are too long.
	Shh.
	Thank you both for the many years of great content.
	Sincerely, Steve Nonymous, Knight of the Ellicott City Floods.
	I should mention that we have gotten quite a few donations, pop money, something called P2P, something called cloud, I'm trying to think what it is, cloud, some cloud payments, I think it's called.
	Cloud.
	And it doesn't give anyone's name, but I'm going to keep those on to the side until this commotion's over and then we'll, but they're still good, double credits.
	You can keep counting yourself and then we'll read them in some future show.
	Anonymous is next.
	He comes in with 500 bucks.
	And he says, in the morning!
	This is not my first donation.
	But first, as executive producer now and tonight, been meaning to donate again as I started listening after Adam's first JRE.
	Just in time to stimulate my amygdala for the coming COVID propaganda.
	Which, by the way, Adam's appearance for his first JRE was played on March 3rd, 3-3.
	It was three hours and three minutes long.
	Coincidence?
	I don't think so.
	I would like to be knighted as Sir Vesuvius of the Ten Thousand Lakes.
	I would like at least a glass of Papi van Winkle at the round table.
	That will do.
	No jingles.
	But I'll take the de-douching and karma.
	Thanks.
	Sorry about that.
	I screwed that up.
	Hold on.
	What was that?
	Yes, I'm doing too many things at the same time.
	That's what's going on.
	You've been de-douched.
	You've got karma.
	And mind you, I'm filling out order sheets here, which, as you know, the roundtable needs triplicate, all that.
	I mean, we don't really have meetings or anything on this show, but this roundtable account... I thought you had the order sheet computerized on a separate desktop and you just punch it in and it goes straight to the home office where they put the stuff together and bring it in for the last minute.
	Yeah, well, that's clearly not the way it works, is it?
	It's a lot more work.
	I thought it was, what is it called, last minute, what's that inventory process?
	Last minute, first in, first out.
	Last in, first out.
	Christian's Marine Engineering, Stewart, Florida, $500.
	John and Adam, I'm still donating $33 a month and I work listening to the live stream.
	I'll pick my night name for Sunday's show.
	Love you both.
	Christian from Stewart, Florida.
	Okay, Christian, we'll get you, man, when you're ready.
	Well, today is Sunday's show.
	I know, well, he'll get there.
	Next Sunday.
	He'll get there when he's ready.
	Good enough, you'll be better off, believe me.
	Exactly.
	Sir Steven in Meridian, Idaho. 500.
	In the morning.
	I had to take advantage of the two-for-one offer to get to the baronet level, and besides, everyone needs to be an executive producer at least once.
	That's correct.
	We agree with that.
	Thanks for the great show, Sir Stephen.
	Thank you, Sir Stephen.
	Roger Cervic, $500, no note, I'm sure he'll send it.
	John Nazal, Nazal, Nazal, N-A-Z-Z-A-L, John Nazal, $500.
	Night name will be Sir Palestinian Night of the Refugees.
	No night, but I would like a, a no, no note, but I would like a double karma, he says.
	You've got karma.
	That's like a note to me.
	Yeah.
	Mechanoman.
	500.
	ITM from Poland.
	No jingles, no karma.
	Yay for Poland.
	No jingles, no karma.
	If available, I would like to be knighted.
	Sir Mark Knight of the Big Kielbasa.
	So the big salami, that guy.
	No, a kielbas is a sausage.
	Yes, I think that's possible, no?
	We can get him that.
	They're already on there.
	Eemiel Doering, I think Dutch, but I don't have any info here.
	500, thanks for your card.
	And of course, this is instant knighting as it goes.
	Please knight me Sir Wolf of the Caves of Nijborch, Newborch.
	Newborg.
	Thanks for the show, guys.
	Here's to the next 15 years.
	Please play Al Sharpton, Jingle, and Obama.
	No, no, no, no, no, no.
	R-E-S-P-I-C-T.
	No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
	No, no, no, no, no, no.
	No, no, no, no.
	Hey!
	Hey!
	Hey.
	Ryan Dudek, 500.
	Switcheroo!
	Please credit to my friend Eric Klemmer.
	He hit me in the mouth before the pandemic.
	I am re- I am repaying was an insinite gift.
	Thanks for keeping my amygdala shrunken.
	That's nice.
	And he will be knighted Sir Quillscout.
	Oh, yes.
	Ronald Sprouse, 500 no note.
	You know how to find us.
	Benjamin Keen, 500.
	Thank you for your courage.
	He writes, this is my birthday present for turning 33.
	Couldn't ask for anything better.
	Also a first-time donor, so a de-douching would be nice.
	You've been de-douched.
	Please knight me, Sir Ben Knight of the Wolfborough Valley.
	No jingles, no karma.
	Love you guys.
	Love you, Mina Ben!
	Jack Jordan, 500 bucks, and he says, couldn't resist the instant knife for half price, thanks!
	He's on the list, I guess it's just his name.
	Sir Zog Elwood of Elwood, Baron of the Des Plaines River Valley, 500.
	Tossing 500 into the pot, thanks for everything you both do.
	Since I'm already Sir Zog of Elwood, Baron of the Des Plaines River Valley, where does this put me beyond Baron?
	Whatever it is, it's worth it!
	I'm doing so well, I'd like to direct karma to yourselves and the entire No Agenda community out there with a special call out to my friend Sir Brian of the Green Hams.
	Been listening since around show 2220-ish, and I keep coming back for the spot-on analysis that you can't get anywhere else.
	I'm blushing.
	The M5M does a fraction of the actual work you two do, and when combined with the whole community, we're figuring out what is really going on.
	Thank you for your courage, he says.
	Thank you, sir.
	Oh, what is this?
	You've got karma.
	Karma.
	You two at the same time.
	That's a good one.
	That's a mistake, but I want to try it more often.
	Jeff... Jeff... Jeff... Jeff Berna in Reno.
	Another Reno-ian.
	You guys could do a meet-up up there.
	You got at least two.
	Had to get in on the sale.
	I hope this gets in on time.
	Thank you for your courage, jingles, goat karma, chemtrails.
	And one heck of a de-douching.
	You've been de-douched.
	For my knighthood, I like to be known as Sir Curity.
	Which has been taken, but it's usable again because you can replicate night names.
	It's not non-transferable.
	That's correct.
	Night of the High, but this is a little more different.
	This is Circuity, Night of the High Desert.
	It's not security in Nevada.
	It's not fungible.
	It's non-fungible.
	But at the same time, not a token.
	But there is a token of our appreciation.
	Yes.
	Keep talking into the mic, John.
	You're drifting off a little bit.
	I'm drifting off.
	You've got karma.
	Oh, sorry.
	He needed a goat karma.
	Forgot.
	You've got karma.
	There we go.
	Better, better, better, better, better.
	Kenneth Wieland, 500 no note.
	Thank you, Kenneth.
	David Miller, 500 in the morning.
	No jingles.
	Goat for everyone who needs it.
	Night Me Sir David.
	Keeper of the Travel Hounds.
	A 2018 Calais Winery Gravitas and a medium rare New York strip with grilled asparagus.
	You pig!
	For the round table.
	No problem.
	Is that a good one?
	The 2018 Calais Winery Gravitas?
	I don't even know it.
	Well, he's very specific about it.
	That's something he likes.
	John Swanson and Resht.
	John Swanson in West Richland, Washington.
	What happened to Janice?
	You skipped Janice.
	Oh, I'm sorry.
	Janice Swanson.
	No note.
	Give her a double up, Karma.
	I thought I saw a note from her.
	You've got... Double up!
	Karma.
	John is next.
	I'm thinking that they may be related.
	Yeah, he goes on about Janice as his voluptuous carny wife.
	Congratulations, he writes.
	In 15 years, one would be stupid not to take up your offer as an instant knife for 500 bucks.
	Please, dear God, de-douche me!
	You've been de-douched.
	I would like to be known as Sir Yogi, the Knight of the Midway, Carnival Midways, in honor of my youthful wandering as a West Coast carny back in the late 70s.
	I was unique.
	It was a unique experience which I will always cherish.
	I'm sure it was.
	I bet it was great.
	I met my voluptuous keeper, carny wife, Janice, who was before mentioned.
	Is she the lady with the mustache from the carny?
	She was a hairless lady.
	I think that's a... I'm doubting it.
	I'm doubting it, too.
	Useful wonders, and she has been by my side ever since I successfully hit her in the mouth.
	She might have been the sword swallower.
	Okay, read on, man.
	And she has been by my side ever since.
	I successfully hit her in the mouth a few years ago and I'm happy she will be by my side at the round table today because, well, she's not stupid either.
	As for the round table that we noticed, she was on the list.
	I'm fine with a double bong hit before dining on mutton and meat.
	Keep up the great work.
	Excellent.
	So I'm thinking that she's not on the knighting list as Dame Janice Swanson, and it probably, like, you need to add to that list.
	Okay, hold on a second.
	Let me, while you're doing that, let me go with Sir David French, who's up next.
	It's 500 bucks.
	Thank you.
	Crack and buzz.
	Great promotion with this donation being doubled.
	I have now attained the rank of Baron.
	Henceforth, He's got the right idea here with his language.
	Henceforth, I shall be known as Sir David French, Baron of Bits, Bites and Bourbon.
	Love is lit!
	Hold on a second, I'm still... While you're doing that, I'm going to read the next one.
	Thank you.
	I can keep doing this forever.
	David Knauss of the Knauss family.
	We finally hear from him again.
	They're in Petrolia, Ontario, where there's actually no Petrolia. $500.
	Jingle request, any rant from Alex Jones, we can get that.
	This donation of 500 CAD is from the Knauss clan in honor of Eric, Sir Bird Dog of Glenray, his 50th birthday.
	And he's on the list.
	Yeah.
	Well, I can tell.
	As the oldest son, he was the one that hit us all in the mouth five years ago and deserves no small amount of credit for helping our family of 29 people Stay on the same page and sane for the last few years.
	And in Canada yet.
	This donation moves him up to peerage to a baronet.
	Thank you.
	Thank you, all boys.
	Thanks for all you boys do for us.
	Oma.
	Now, this is actually from Oma.
	Oma, yeah, it's from Oma.
	Not David.
	Okay, very nice, Oma.
	I don't like them putting chemicals in the water that turn the friggin' frogs gay!
	I'm gonna put the credit to Oma.
	Instead of David.
	Correct?
	Because it's Oma.
	Yes, absolutely.
	Justin Wynn is in, uh, is down under.
	Kiamma Downs, 500.
	Please accept my 500 Australian dollarydoos.
	Thanks for shrinking my amygdala.
	Please knight me, sir.
	Small batch bartender.
	No jingles, just some relationship karma, please.
	You've got karma.
	And we drop out of orbit to $451 from Aaron Burley in Conroe, Texas.
	$451.
	This should put me into knighthood with my previous $100 donation.
	I would like the title Knight of the Veil and Fugu and Fondue.
	Keep up the good work.
	What is Fugu?
	Fugu is puffer fish.
	Sashimi.
	Oh, that you can die from.
	You could die if you don't have a registered guy.
	A registered guy has to cut it up for you.
	A registered guy?
	Can I just switch it up?
	And your mouth still goes numb when you have it.
	Well, that's part of the point, isn't it?
	I don't know.
	Keep up the good work and please, maybe if you're a sword swallower, it'd come in handy.
	Keep up the good work and please remind us all of how to procure rings, etc.
	Now, I cannot believe... Oh, this makes me so mad.
	Well, I know this next donor.
	Who is it?
	It's Renee Sislo, Rotunda, West Florida.
	I know that she was donating, and she will be a dame today.
	I know that she was trying to put the note into PayPal, but typical, not enough character.
	She says it was not a long note.
	We didn't get her email is the point.
	Uh, and I gave her the email address to send it to.
	So, anyway, maybe, uh, maybe someone could figure that out.
	Yeah, we can make good next week.
	Yes, yes.
	Anyway, she came with $420.75 from Rotonda West.
	And, uh, we'll get to her later.
	Yeah, can you please, uh...
	Do the next one?
	Sure.
	Jacob Duhlman.
	Duhlman in South Milwaukee, Wisconsin.
	41087.
	Please see accounting at the bottom for my acceptance to the peerage as Sir Sagacious Scripturiant, Knight of the Seven Bridges, Keeper of the Wild Wood, and the Haunts of Nature.
	If you're ever in the greater Milwaukee area, I'd be honored to guide you through our beautiful shoreline trails along Lake Michigan.
	Thank you for your courage.
	Sincerely, Jacob Duhlman.
	And he likes the jingles Big Swinging Johnson and Cruise Missile Sound Effect.
	That's kind of an interesting concept.
	And Rub-A-Lizer out.
	Oh, and Rub-A-Lizer too!
	Okay, where's my cruise missile?
	Cruise missile... Dude, America kicked Hillary's ass, and the Democrats.
	Not the damn Russians!
	Can you give me some credit here?
	We're the big swing in Johnson, bro!
	Not the Russians!
	Get that through your head!
	India.
	Hang out.
	Mike.
	Standby.
	33, 33, 33.
	33, 33, 33.
	Rob Eliza out.
	I don't recall that Alex Jones clip.
	Scott Martucci in Boonesboro, Maryland, 400.
	This donation is for Scott Martucci in Boonesboro and should make him a knight.
	It's obviously sent in by someone else.
	Nothing extra needed at the round table?
	Knight him as Sir Gooch.
	And can we get enough cancer for his dad?
	You've got karma.
	Christine McGrath, 400 from Oceanview, Delaware.
	Happy anniversary.
	Thank you for the generous offer of double credits.
	I need a de-douche.
	You've been de-douched.
	And please add this to my donation tally.
	You bet.
	Thank you very much.
	She donated on show 821 as well.
	Liam Pellett, P-L-E-L-L-E-T, Portland, Oregon, 375.
	Happy birthday to my smoking hot wife, Allison.
	I'd like to be known as Sir They Them of the People's Republic of Portland.
	And he gives an accounting, and you bet, man.
	Thank you very much.
	It's appreciated.
	James Turner's up from Louisville, Kentucky, 36666.
	And he sent a note to notes at noagenda.net.
	It should be noagendashow, I believe, .net.
	Yep.
	Under donation, so you've got the wrong, this is what happens mostly, by the way.
	Under donation of Jim Turner, well, somebody who maybe has that domain, and I don't think it exists, got a weird note, and they wonder what the hell.
	I think we actually own noagenda.net.
	Let me see.
	I think someone... Something I know of.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	I think someone... Well, I don't think it's hooked to any email server.
	Let me see.
	Hold on a second.
	Well, while you're looking for that, I'll read Matthew Leinhardt.
	Leinhardt, actually, in Buford, Georgia.
	35600.
	Matthew Leinhardt from Buford.
	Double jingle up.
	Karma made it to knighthood and requests Sir Leinhardt Yeah, noagenda.net.
	It doesn't forward properly, but we own it, so why don't I work on getting that email set up?
	Because it's such a pain in the ass.
	No one seems to be able to remember noagendashow.net.
	Maybe the shorter we make it, the easier it will be for people, perhaps?
	James Little from Alameda is up next.
	$350.33.
	He says he has no note.
	So we'll give him a double a car or whatever we do for these people that have no note.
	You've got Alameda.
	Local meetups beckon.
	Hey, I have Renee's note.
	Good in the morning and happy anniversary.
	I'm sending some treasure in thanks for the jobs karma Not only did I get the job, but the VAX requirement was discontinued.
	I want a We'll take credit for that.
	I wanted to send my donation sooner, but hurricane Ian had other plans.
	Yeah, she's in Florida I become a dame with this donation.
	Can I please be known as dame elemental gypsy of the?
	Manasota key no jingles just plenty of rebuilding karma for everyone in southwest, Florida But that requires a goat!
	You've got... Karma.
	Okay, let me get her stuff here now.
	Matthew Stegman, Overland Park, Kansas is up.
	$350.33.
	This is Alas!
	Overdue.
	If double credit supply this week, well, they do, then this completes the one knighthood.
	I sent accounting as well, but if this qualifies and I'll appropriate the name, the title might be matters.
	The polite knight of the slight might.
	Thank you.
	Okay.
	Can you do the next one?
	I'm so working ahead.
	Thank you.
	Uh, and this one's out of Gastonia, North Carolina.
	Rick Kicklider.
	Kicklider.
	Uh, 333-50.
	No jingles, no karma.
	That's pretty easy.
	Knighted as Sir Kick.
	Kick.
	Accounting 333 prior.
	And he's got us some numbers there.
	Thomas Runciman.
	Runciman.
	3-3-3-34, Choctaw, Oklahoma.
	Happy anniversary to Noah.
	Happy anniversary to Noah Jenda.
	I'm taking advantage of your anniversary to top off my knighthood.
	I would like to be knighted Sir Thomas, Knight of the Crossroads of America.
	My only requests at the round table are a 16-ounce ribeye and a cabernet pairing of JCD's choosing.
	Well, you have to use a No Agenda Cabernet, which would be a Verite wine from Sonoma, and a La Joie, I think J-O-I-E would be the one that's almost all Cabernet.
	That's the one you want.
	Okay, we're doing... 100-point wine!
	Verite, okay, 16-ounce ribeye and Verite pairing.
	Okay.
	It's our official wine.
	Is that our... who's official wine?
	Of the show?
	That's... the show's official wine.
	Really?
	Verite?
	Yeah, yeah.
	Well, how come I don't have any?
	It's not that efficient.
	You can't afford it.
	Well, there's that.
	He asked for FCEU.
	You've got karma.
	you've got karma charles hickman grove city ohio 333.33 our favorite number Hey, we need more arguments over MS Excel.
	Please knight me, sir, column F. Freaking the sheets.
	Spreadsheet, that is.
	Jingle request, just take your medicine.
	Thank you for all that you do.
	Do we have that?
	Take your... Oh, you mean just take your medicine.
	I'm sorry, of course we have that.
	I know what that one is.
	Just take your meds, son.
	Just take your meds, slave.
	Jill Mariani from Santa Clara.
	That's good wine.
	Damn.
	333.33.
	I just got some Verity.
	This is my first donation.
	Hey, it's for the round table.
	Don't start guzzling it.
	This is my first donation.
	Please de-douche me.
	I would like... You've been de-douched.
	Gotta hit the de-douche button.
	I know, I stepped on it.
	Also, I would like to make this donation go towards my sister, Anna Biscontini from Fort Byron, for all the good karma she has sent my way.
	Please, job's karma for her.
	That is...
	It's one of the nicest things when you do stuff like that.
	Jobs, Carmen.
	Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs.
	Let's vote for jobs!
	Jim Hurrix is from Castaic, California.
	33333.
	Says, I wanted to add a few words to my double donation of 333.33 this morning.
	I set up an automatic donation of $50 a month after listening to the show in March of 2022.
	I found out about the show when I saw Adam on Glenn Beck's radio show.
	Woo!
	My birthday is November 1, so this donation is serving the dual purpose of celebrating the show's anniversary and my birthday.
	We're happy to do that together.
	Additionally, thanks to the doubling of today's donation, the November 1 automatic payment will put me over the $1,000 mark at the appropriate time for the nighting.
	I'd like to be invested as Sir Jimmy of the Hill people.
	Viking coffee at the round table will be more than adequate.
	Thank you for your courage.
	You bet it.
	Viking coffee.
	Viking coffee.
	John Carpenter in Winnetka, California, 333.33.
	And he writes, Happy 15 years.
	Hope you PCAST forever.
	It has a lot of different meanings.
	Just don't, okay?
	Just don't.
	We love you guys.
	Blessings to you and a no agenda nation.
	Please dub me Sir Nighty Night with this donation.
	I'm surprised that hasn't been used.
	Right.
	Happy birthday to my smokin' hot wife, Kathy, on 10-27.
	She's not on the birthday list, I might add.
	Uh, just ribeyes and hot buns.
	Go R.T.
	Oh, I'm sorry.
	Just ribeyes and buns at R.T.
	Resist we much forever.
	Are you sure?
	So she says she's not on the birthday list?
	I don't think so.
	There'd be some yellow in here somewhere.
	We must.
	We live here.
	We down.
	We down.
	Oh, yeah.
	We much.
	We jitty.
	We down.
	Oh, no.
	First stop, Kazakhstan.
	First stop, Beijing.
	First stop, Chipotle.
	First stop, La Vita.
	Oh, no.
	First stop, Kazakhstan.
	First stop, Beijing. First stop, Chipotle.
	First stop, La Vita.
	There's no real conflict.
	Come on, man.
	It's a big pass.
	Down.
	Down.
	Down. Down.
	Up, up, down.
	Up, up, down.
	I've never heard this before.
	Still, it's one of them.
	It's pretty good.
	Up, up, down.
	Let's play it out.
	Yeah, we might as well.
	Yeah, up, down.
	Who did this thing?
	It's almost over.
	Hubris?
	This is the jab, man!
	Not bad.
	It's almost over.
	Resist.
	Fran Dreiser.
	We but resist.
	Hubris.
	We but resist.
	And Tony means.
	Come in.
	Up, down, up, down, up, down.
	This is the jab, man.
	Not bad.
	How does it end?
	We jitty.
	No.
	Jitty.
	Jitty.
	Nice!
	I don't know who did it, but thank you.
	Let's go to Carl Lidner in Cary, North Carolina.
	NoNote333.33.
	At least then we can find.
	Diane is in Elridge, Iowa.
	330-333 to Adam and John.
	Congrats on 15 years.
	John, you'll be surprised to learn that your recently revealed family affliction has prompted me to donate so I can pry further into how long after the vid it took for the hives to begin.
	How did you all independently determine it was wheat?
	Do they disappear within a couple of hours?
	And can you describe the hives without having the producers tune out?
	You are not the only sufferers!
	No agenda support group may be needed!
	No jingles, no karma.
	Huh.
	Yeah, I read this note from Diane.
	Uh, hives, you know, I just, I had probably a few hours to go away, but, uh, it was my wife's allergic, like deathly allergic to penicillin and she, you know, would have to take, uh, she's worried that... Does she have an EpiPen?
	She's getting one for this, just in case.
	Because, you know, for example, soy sauce has wheat in it.
	Yes, and salt.
	I had to get her some gluten-free soy sauce, which is not that easy to find.
	Oh!
	We have it.
	It's actually quite good.
	The low sodium gluten-free soy sauce.
	And then you just might as well just get a crayon and put it in some water.
	Call it soy sauce.
	I don't know.
	Anyway, so no, she found out by trial and error.
	It's just that she wouldn't eat wheat because we don't eat a lot of wheat anyway.
	And she ate, boom, problem.
	Nothing, nothing, nothing.
	Eat wheat, boom, problem.
	It was pretty obvious to her.
	Guttner Weber in Odessa, Florida.
	333.33.
	I'm sure he pronounces his name Weber.
	I want to become a knight before show 1500.
	You guys are the best.
	Please play the lady with her iPad.
	I can't get enough of the New York Times, which is that one.
	Please knight me, Sir G, with a umlaut.
	No F... Oh, there is Weber.
	No F&B request for the round table.
	Thank you.
	But, you know, obviously, I read the New York Times, like, all day long, mainly on my iPad app.
	Jill Abramson, New York Times.
	Where is she?
	Unbelievable.
	We miss you, Jill.
	She's writing books.
	Come back to the fray.
	She's still floating around doing interviews, and she still sounds like that.
	Sir Oro Priester in Soos.
	Donation for the $14.99 Sunday night special, middle ground between the 15th anniversary of the show and the milestone 1500th episode.
	A token of the value derived from all your hard work.
	This one propels me to Baron level, by which I humbly request a title change to Baron No, ruler of the Rhine estuary.
	The late poet and knightly mayor of Rotterdam, Jules Deelder, the nightmare, yes, Jules Deelder, very famous guy, he's gone, described the area in his seminal work as concise topography of the Rhine estuary.
	Rotterdam, Schiedam, Vlaardingen, Maasluis, Hoekieum, Trappiaf, Gekkehuis.
	Best read by Adam, not to confuse you, John.
	Keep safe, comrades, for jingles.
	I'd like a touch of shape-shifting juice.
	33 is the magic number, plus a plain karma would be very much appreciated.
	Roll on, roll on for the magical shape-shifting juice!
	Step right this way!
	Roll on!
	You've got karma.
	Sir Andy of Tarragel Beach.
	3-3-3.
	That's 3-3.
	Magic number.
	You've got karma.
	Sir Andy of Taragel Beach.
	3-3-3.
	That's 3-3.
	You're Adam.
	Okay.
	I would like this donation of $205.57 which is $333.
	I'll see.
	Oh, okay.
	It's $205.37.
	I'll see.
	To go to my smoking hot girl, Kylie Thompson.
	So, okay.
	This will bring her to Damehood.
	She would like to be known as Dame Kylie of the Double D Cups.
	She would like goat beer at the round table.
	That might be the key.
	Can I also get a birthday shout out to her grandson, Spencer, who, despite his whole body being riddled with blood clots when he was born, will be turning one this Sunday.
	The timing seems to be there.
	Uh, and some travel karma for a trip to the pyramids in November.
	You guys are the best!
	Happy anniversary, Sir Andy of Terrigal Beach.
	Very nice, Sir Andy, sure.
	You've got karma.
	Anonymous in Peoria, Arizona, 333.14.
	Greetings, media mavens.
	Congrats on 15 years of the greatest show.
	Your deconstruction and good karma have guided me and mine through so much.
	Thank you both.
	With this 333.14 magic pie donation and your generous inflation-fighting double credit offer, I am brought to knighthood and would be honored to join your illustrious roundtable as Sir Amak.
	Ceramic?
	Ceramic.
	Ceramic.
	Knight of the Material Facts would request a magnum of Leonetti Cabernet to share with my fellow mutton eaters, and some banana fosters to complete our feast.
	A double shot of positive karma for all the producers, then a magic number, and finally it's science, so we'll give you some of that shit.
	33, that's a magic number.
	I would have gone with the Leon- I would have gone with the Leonetti Merlot.
	Charles Fitzpatrick in Sacramento.
	3-33-13.
	Ah, we're dropping down.
	Hey guys.
	Cool stroll.
	Hey guys.
	Boom.
	Done.
	Yeah, I'm still... I'm still... Dr. Jeff is up next at Menlo Park, 333.
	John and Adam, with this donation, I've reached knighthood.
	Good.
	I'd like to be knighted, sir.
	Dr. Jeff Knight of the Veils of Silica and Manhattan.
	Manhattan.
	Whatever that is.
	Please de-douche me.
	You've been de-douched.
	Can I get an F cancer and goat, Carmel?
	Send my accounting via emails.
	Best, Dr. Jeff.
	Stop it!
	Go!
	Get one up!
	Stop it!
	You've got karma.
	Ryan Young is in St.
	Louis, Missouri, 3.33 in the morning.
	Gents, congrats to all you and all the producers of 15 years and cheers to 15 more.
	Cheers.
	Cheers.
	Excited for this fire sale.
	This is not a fire sale.
	I don't like fire sale.
	We're running out of knighthoods.
	We're fire sailing it.
	No.
	Every knighthood's got to go.
	We're insane!
	Fire sale.
	Excited for this fire sale as it puts me on the fast track to knighthood.
	No jingles, no karma, but please de-douche me.
	You've been de-douched.
	Joshua Sorcey in Noonan, Georgia, 300.
	In the morning, gents.
	Adam, can I get a Pabst Blue Ribbon jingle, your favorite Alex Jones jingle, and the Build Back Better jingle, and Patriot Karma.
	So I tried to do the math.
	He continues.
	So I tried to do the math for the inflation special, but it was too complicated.
	So here's $300.
	You guys are the best.
	And I am an addict when it comes to the show.
	Adam, the crackpot takes, the crackpot takes, the crackpot takes makes my day.
	It's like listening to a mad scientist.
	I wish to be knighted Sir Joshua of House Cersei, first of his name Protector of the Gunline.
	See accounting below.
	I would like a chopped pork sandwich.
	Not pulled pork, but chopped, which is a sandwich.
	And Brunswick stew, which is actually technically should be made from squirrel.
	Oh, actually, that's... Well, actually, Brunch McStew may or may not be squirrel.
	I'm thinking of burgoo at the round table.
	Love is lit and hope you never find an exit strategy.
	Oh, goodness.
	That's so nice of you.
	I've got packs blue ribbons on my mind!
	Oops, sorry.
	For a better life, beyond your freedom, build back better.
	I don't like them putting chemicals in the water that turn the friggin frogs gay!
	You've got... Karma.
	Just been from central Wisconsin.
	288.59 First Nighthood.
	No Jingles, No Karma.
	For the best podcast in the universe.
	Thank you very much.
	Appreciate it.
	I don't see it in blue, so I would think that there is a...
	It's just been the first night.
	I think it's just a credit.
	I think it is a credit, yes.
	Yeah, Michael Ashmore in Lakeland, Florida, 28750.
	Cheers to 15 years from Make Heroism and Mary Kate Ultra.
	No jingles, no karma.
	I'm pretty sure Just Ben from Central Wisconsin is claiming a knighthood, but he did not send the knight name, so let us know and we'll do that on 1500 for you, Just Ben.
	Or 1501.
	There you go.
	Andrea Ludlam is in Holmes Beach, Florida, 285.
	In the morning, this donation should bring me to Dame Hood with a double credit.
	I would like to be known as Dame Admin Support, the logistics specialist.
	Thank you for your great work.
	Health karma for all.
	You've got karma.
	Micah Edgerton.
	Micah's a very popular name nowadays, thanks to one of the defensive ends of the Dallas Cowboys.
	282.
	ITM Gents, congrats on 15 years.
	This should get me to knighthood.
	I'd love some yak karma.
	Thanks to my buddy Landon for hitting me in the mouth during the COVID times.
	I'd like to be known as Sir Edge, Knight of the Sasquatch Lands.
	Cheers.
	You've got Then we have Adam Brink, I'm sorry, from Heskell, Tennessee, 275, switcheroo for Brandy.
	You missed Brian Gates.
	Oh, I'm sorry, Brian.
	Brian Gates says, with this special, at 281.83.
	With this special donation, it will bring me to knighthood.
	Please knight me, Sir Montauk.
	No jingles, but some health.
	Karma would be nice.
	You've got karma.
	And then I'll, uh, grab, uh, our, uh, our switcheroo for Brandy Rink, which would make his wife a dame.
	Please dame her apple dumpling of the Kings Valley if it's available.
	Did you look it up?
	I want to make sure.
	I have a feeling it's available.
	Jingle, smoking hot wife.
	I think he means boogity in that case.
	Kiss my ring.
	Do we ever kiss my ring?
	Not that I know of.
	Yes, we do.
	Kiss My Ring.
	Uh, Round Table Steelhead Salmon.
	You got it, uh, Risada.
	No, you got it, uh, Mr. Rink.
	I forget.
	I already removed his name.
	You may kiss my ring.
	That's you, I guess.
	Adam Holland's $275.
	With this donation, I thusly... Ah, just got the right idea.
	I thusly achieve knighthood.
	Confirm me survivor of the mandate.
	Having retained my vocation without vaccination, with the armor of liberty of conscious defense, I have never seen the bartenders working harder at the round table.
	They are busting that.
	And the meat guys, the meat mafia, are just going nuts trying to bring all this beef in.
	A lot of beef.
	Yes, a lot of beef.
	Beefy.
	John Mansell Playdell is in Nay, Ohio, 257, 26, taking advantage of the double credits.
	My donation today takes me to Knight Hood.
	I would like grass-fed lamb and Bundberg rum at the round table.
	I would like to be known as Sir Ohio Bloke.
	And then he has his boots on the ground, and the bird flew in Ohio.
	An egg mega farm nearby had to destroy 3.8 million chickens in August.
	The outbreak was caused by four Canadian geese.
	Damn you, Canadians.
	A relative of mine is the general manager of the farm.
	He said that they were told the total number in the U.S.
	since September of last year is around 65 million birds destroyed or demised.
	No wonder the chicken prices are too high.
	Destroyed or demised.
	They cannot do anything about the geese since they are protected by law.
	Congrats on 15 years and 1,500 episodes of the best podcast in the universe.
	No jingles, no karma.
	Birthday list, Sir Ohio Bloke, November 2nd, 59 trips around the sun.
	And the youngest human resource, Lucy, on November 7th, eight trips around the sun.
	Thank you so much.
	Good sir.
	Dame, foreign lady before from Dacula, Georgia, 250.
	ITM, this makes me a baron.
	I think if you're a dame, you would be... A baroness.
	A baronet.
	Or baroness, baroness.
	Yes, baroness, you're right.
	Thanks for all you do.
	Now, now, now, hold on.
	You have no right to misgender our baroness.
	If she wants to be a baron, baronet, baron, that's fine.
	I think she just made a mistake.
	So I do have the right.
	I think she should be a transbaron.
	I'm the head of the peerage committee.
	I can deny this whole request.
	I think she should be a transbaron.
	I don't think she wants to be.
	She's in Dracula, Georgia.
	It seems unlikely.
	Dracula.
	Okay.
	Thanks for all you do.
	Dame, foreign lady before.
	I don't think she's on the upgrade list to be honest about it.
	Yeah, she is.
	I see the color.
	Oh, I saw the color though.
	Let me double check then.
	While you do that, I'll talk.
	Ben Smith comes in from Greenville, Texas.
	I never knew there was a Greenville.
	I always thought it was Brownville.
	Dame for and lady before.
	She's on it.
	She's good to go.
	250 bucks and no note.
	And so we'll wait for his note in the future.
	We'll do a little double up karma for him.
	Who cares?
	250 from Monroe, Washington.
	Dame Lady, get over it, says ITM.
	Boys, happy anniversary.
	Thank you for your courage.
	Asking for baby-making karma.
	We've been humping like rabbits and it's becoming a bore.
	I mean a chore.
	Really now, sometimes oversharing is a thing.
	I might need relationship karma after this note.
	Love is tits.
	Okay, Dame Lady, get over it.
	Thermometers, ankles up, lady, that's what you need.
	Come on, let's do it, let's do it!
	What have you got?
	Come on, I gave you double karma.
	And name it after me and John.
	Very Boniface in Elkton, Florida.
	250 bucks.
	ITM this donation of 250 has doubled to 500 during the 50th anniversary celebration week.
	Double credit extravaganza makes me an executive producer and puts me over the 1,000 mark.
	Accounting below.
	That makes me eligible for knighthood.
	For jingles, I would like China is Asshole, John Fisting Nuts, and some Stereo Goat Karma.
	For all the No Agenda producers, I request to be knighted as Sir Jub Jub.
	Of the jiggly bits.
	At the round table I would like to have a bushel of Maryland steamed blue crabs.
	You can't eat a bushel of crabs.
	A bushel of crabs.
	And a case of cold beer, John's recommendation.
	Uh, cold beer, uh, Miller Lite!
	I'd like to try to keep this short.
	I was so fortunate to hear Adam on the Joe Rogan podcast.
	Back in March of 2020.
	And I haven't missed a show since.
	This is truly the best podcast.
	Ian the Universe, congratulations on your 50th anniversary.
	Thank you for all the incredible work that you do.
	Please, no exit strategies.
	Barry Boniface, Elkton, Florida.
	Formerly, Newport News, Virginia.
	And that's something I didn't know, that they changed the name of Newport News to Elkton, Florida.
	No, I didn't know that either.
	And we have those jingles for you!
	China is asshole!
	Just go for it, John.
	Tell us your peeve about the fisting method of eating snacks on an airplane.
	I see this on the airplane and it's very annoying and I think it will result in fights breaking out because it's just so annoying to watch.
	Guy takes his bag of peanuts and throws a pile of them into his palm of his hand and then he makes a fist around the nuts.
	Around the nuts.
	And then he shakes his fist to try to bring a nut to the little hole.
	Stop.
	To the little hole.
	And then he throws a nut in his mouth from his fist.
	Then he does it again.
	He shakes and throws and shakes and throws.
	It is annoying as hell to watch.
	You've got... Karma.
	Classic.
	Classic no agenda.
	Classic, classic, classic.
	Where am I?
	Where am I?
	I can do this.
	Sir Jeff.
	I'll do this one.
	Sir Jeff of Pennsylvania Route 33 in Bethlehem, PA.
	250.
	Hey guys.
	Hi guys.
	IDM thanks.
	IDM.
	Thank you for your courage and congratulations for the 15 year 1500 episodes milestone.
	Also thank you for the two times inflation promotion.
	Finally I can agree with the elites and say inflation is good.
	But it's transitory.
	My donation of $250 double the $500 brings me to Baronet.
	Always a tiny Baron in my mind, but okay, accounting below.
	May have a little goat karma and a 33 is the magic... 33 is the magic number?
	Is the most requested today?
	That's very interesting.
	Okay, yeah, of course you could have that.
	33, that's the magic number.
	It's the magic number.
	You've got karma. .
	John Mahala.
	Mahala.
	Columbia, Pennsylvania. 250.
	After reading about the credit promo in JCD's newsletter, I checked my accumulated donation balance, realized that $250 donation would both grant me an executive producership and catapult me to knighthood.
	I just couldn't pass that up.
	Accounting is a test.
	And like most other jobs, it's hard to tell this knighthood will be saved or created, eh?
	So I guess I'll use that in my title, Sir Saved or Created.
	Speaking of jobs and being a recent recipient of some stray jobs karma, I'd like to pay it forward to others may benefit.
	And as much as I love to go on and on about how much I appreciate no agenda, et cetera, this note's already too long.
	Yes.
	I'll take an OMG amazing and please don't forget the jobs karma for all.
	For the round table, I'll take biscuits and gravy please.
	Can't wait.
	John Mahal, a soon-to-be source saved or created.
	Oh my god, that is amazing!
	Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs.
	Let's vote for jobs!
	You've got karma.
	Notice how the donation amounts go down and the notes go up.
	It's always that way.
	It's very odd.
	Alex Drake is in Toronto, 234.69, that's Candanavia.
	In the morning, John and Adam, long-time listener, first-time donor, which I think calls for... You've been de-douched.
	My donation of 234.69 is actually Canadian, 3333.33, which I felt compelled to provide after my experience on your last show day on Thursday.
	Oh, experience, okay.
	We like experiences.
	My beautiful wife and I flew from Toronto to Vancouver where we were seated in row 33.
	This made me think of the show but was filed away as a minor coincidence.
	I think not.
	The major coincidence came when we were waiting for our pickup from the airport.
	The woman next to us picking up some of her relatives was wearing a sweater with a huge pyramid with a 33 in it with the big words no agenda written underneath.
	What are the chances?
	Thank you, shop!
	Being a fan of the show and easily excitable, I started shouting, IN THE MORNING!
	IN THE MORNING!
	HEY YOU!
	IN THE MORNING!
	NO AGENDA!
	After recalling in fear and a strange man suddenly yelling at her, she put it together.
	I was another fan and told me that that was the first time she had someone recognize the shirt.
	Anywho, the Row 33 and the Noah Jenna 33 sweater was too much all in one day and I knew it was a sign I needed to donate.
	I hope that lady forgives me for startling her.
	Please play Coincidence I Think Lot.
	Which, of course, is a classic staple.
	Uh, nine nine nine?
	Oh my goodness.
	Nine... nine... nine nine?
	Uh, where's the niner?
	Nine.
	Okay, we got some nine nine nine.
	And what's the last?
	Resist we much and some jarbs.
	Jarbs, karma.
	Okay.
	We can do all of that, and we look forward to it.
	Coincidence?
	I think not!
	But resist we much.
	We must and we will much about that be committed.
	Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs.
	Let's vote for jobs!
	You've got karma.
	Steve from B.C.
	233.
	It's in B.C., Canada.
	Donation makes me a knight.
	Please knight me as Sir 33 Megahertz.
	Donation is, and he goes on.
	Counting notes sent.
	Subject is, boom, boom, you're a knight.
	No, he's good.
	Melanie Dries is in Colorado Springs, California.
	Calif-California.
	222-88-3.
	Colorado.
	Colorado.
	It's Colo-Colorado-fornia.
	First, happy anniversary!
	Hey guys!
	Even though my magic monthly donation almost brings me to damehood, I just had to become an associate executive producer.
	This row of ducks with two snowmen chasing them south.
	222.82.
	That's funny.
	Plus my subscription pushes me into a higher echelon of the No Agenda cast system.
	Please pronuncicate me Dame Mellivation of the Colorado Mountaintops, a delicious hamburger of Colorado-raised beef, an Avery hazy-ish IPA, am I saying that right?
	An Avery hazy-ish IPA, which is what I request when I sit down.
	Oh, hazy-ish.
	You know this, I better stop.
	This hazy IPA, this is a protein that, you know, this is normally seen as a flaw and some genius decided that, oh, instead of having to filter it more or actually fix it so it's not throwing out this protein haze in the beer, we'll just call it hazy and make it a benefit.
	Well, that's clearly someone who knows what they're doing over there.
	Yeah, marketing-wise, it doesn't help the beer any.
	Okay.
	Uh, okay.
	So we'll get some hazy-ish IPA.
	Sorry, pet peeve.
	Pet peeve.
	That's alright.
	When I sit down to dine with my fellow dames and knights.
	Wait, can I say fellow?
	Should I say they, dames and knights?
	Yes, you should.
	You misgenderer.
	It's an honor to share my treasure with the best non-PC PC in the universe.
	No jingles or karma, just prayers for all my Red Pill co-listeners, all the truth tellers out there.
	You, John C., and Adam, and many others are fighting the good fight of helping to free minds.
	The truth will set you free!
	Blessings, Melanie Dries.
	You've got karma.
	No Agenda T Emporium 222.22.
	Parts Unknown.
	Just a row of ducks from No Agenda T. Happy anniversary, no jingles, no karma.
	Then we have Sir Howard Gutknecht from Seattle, Washington.
	A row of ducks 222.
	And Howard says...
	Please enjoy the enclosed donation.
	2-2-2.
	Sincerely, Howard Goodconnect.
	Well, thank you very much.
	We will take that at face value.
	Nguyen.
	Nguyen.
	You had it right.
	I had it right the first time?
	Because we got an Nguyen the other day, so Nguyen.
	Nguyen.
	Most of the Nguyen's I think are Chinese.
	Richardson, Texas.
	220.
	Thank you for your courage, John and Adam.
	Howdy from Dallas.
	Rounding up my knighthood with this donation.
	Please enlighten me.
	Sir Eric, knight of the new...
	Nguyen.
	Dynasty.
	Roundtable requests.
	Oh my god.
	Ka-kafe sua.
	Da.
	Which is iced Viet coffee.
	And banh mi.
	I know banh mi.
	I know banh mi.
	Jingle requests.
	China is asshole and that's true.
	Okay, I'm gonna give you the full one actually just to make it a little bit funnier.
	Donald Trump don't trust China!
	China is asshole!
	And where are the, uh, where are the ladies here?
	That's true.
	There you go.
	Onward with Sir Michael Anthony to $14.99.
	He of the perfect voice for the crazy, uh, I can't do his voice, but I, I can do that voice.
	Michael Anthony here.
	We're bringing the, of the, uh, mayor of New York.
	We bring you treasure- The mayor!
	No, I sound like a Jewish old woman.
	We bring you treasure collected at the latest New York City meetup with myself, sir, Senor Miguel and MK Ultra Mark.
	Three of us found each other, but not the organizer nor several other human.
	You probably went to the wrong place.
	Who RSVP'd.
	We even said in the morning to a few confused randos, But no luck.
	It goes without saying that we're still had a lot of potty.
	We had a potty.
	Please credit MKUltraMark so he may someday join Sir Miguel and I at the roundtable.
	Keep the good work guys.
	So that's a switcheroo, technically?
	Yeah, I would think so.
	Okay.
	All right, we got that in there.
	John Fuller's in Colorado Springs, Colorado.
	21213 in the morning.
	Congratulations on the 1500th anniversary week festivities.
	Crazy cool!
	Your work matters, gentlemen.
	I get a lot of value out of your media deconstruction and the laughs you create.
	Thank you.
	Crazy Math shows magic numbers.
	I'm finally a credentialed executive producer.
	Today, this donation, doubled along with previous donations to date, brings me to a knighthood.
	May I humbly ask ye to name me Sir Johnny B, good enough of the Rockies.
	Sir, for short, Sir Johnny, of course.
	At the table, please, only red wine and a rack of ribs.
	For entertainment, may I request some Al Sharpton respect?
	Why, yes, of course you can.
	R-E-S-P-I-C-T.
	Tim Johnstad in Dubuque, Iowa.
	$200.15.
	I do believe I need a de-douching.
	You've been de-douched.
	Requesting Al Sharpton's Resist We Much if you have a moment.
	We always have a moment for little Al Sharpton.
	But resist we much.
	We must and we will much.
	About that, be committed.
	Danny Shadix is in Boise, Idaho.
	200.
	No note.
	I'm sure we'll get it from you eventually.
	Danny, thank you.
	Sir John of the Dunkirk Mudflats in Blaine, Minnesota.
	200.
	Congratulations on 15 years.
	Well done.
	Haven't missed a show since I started listing in 2016.
	Keep up the excellent work.
	Guess this tosses me over the wall into baronet land.
	Karma to one and all.
	Sir John of the Dunkirk Mudflats playing Massachusetts Nuts.
	He actually said Minnesota Nuts, he says it.
	You've got karma.
	Minnesota Nuts, he said it.
	Sir John Knowles in Murfreesboro, Tennessee.
	Now we're below 200, we're just going to read random notes.
	Unless it's a 90.
	185, 90.
	I'm going to read this one, he says, because he's buying the dip.
	This donation will bring him to Earl status.
	I'd like to be known as the Earl of Murfreesboro.
	Well, technically he is buying the dip on no agenda.
	That's a good point.
	I kind of like that.
	Gary Casper's next in Tulsa, Oklahoma, 173.33.
	I just read along until I get tired and then I'm going to toss it to Adam.
	He's going to finish it until we get to 50.
	This donation gets me to knighthood.
	You're going to be knighted, Gary.
	Jared Pfaffenbach in Cassin, Minnesota.
	Nuts.
	Less notes.
	$169.69.
	Heath Novak in Arvada, Colorado.
	$166.67.
	Sir Niels Den Olisjek in Breda.
	The Oli-sheik.
	He's the Oli-sheik.
	The oil, the sheik of oil from Breda, the Netherlands.
	All of these people will be executive producers because of the double up.
	Jesse Chatfield is in Long Beach, California, 165.
	and hurt him for a while.
	Longmont, Colorado wants some jobs.
	Karma will give that to you later.
	Now, all of these people will be executive producers because of the double up.
	Jesse Chatfield is in Long Beach, California, 165.
	He does want to deduce.
	We'll pick you with that, no problem.
	You've been deduced.
	Kyle Maxwell, 165 from Fort Lauderdale, Georgia.
	Joseph Pavich in Dugoselo.
	What is that?
	HR?
	Oh, is it Croatia?
	It's Croatia.
	Zagreb, Croatia.
	Hello, Zagreb, 165.
	Stop killing your neighbors.
	Don't let your neighbors kill you.
	It's crazy over there.
	Dave Kyle.
	40 years ago.
	Dave Kyle, Downington, PA, also 165, very nice.
	Richard Grabowski, Lynchburg, Virginia, 165.
	Anonymous Frog from Mount Pleasant, South Carolina.
	Prem Lee Barbarossa, Miami, Florida, 165.
	John Sabee from the TWAT Network.
	Adam brought me to Podcasting 2.0, and now Saturday night is lit.
	What's up, chimp?
	There you go.
	Keith Johnson, Midland, Michigan, 165.
	William Thrall, Brighton, Michigan, 165.
	Stephen Nelson and Issaquah, Washington, also 165.
	Dean Lewin and Melcher, Dallas, also add Larry the wiener dog to the birthday list.
	Thanks for keeping us insane in the insane world, or as we say, up in a down world.
	Kurt C. Anderson, New Hope, Minnesota, 165.
	On October 26, 2007 was the day I was diagnosed with prostate cancer and the first podcast of No Agenda.
	And you're still alive!
	Hey!
	That's nice, man.
	Congratulations.
	We are forever linked, dudes, he says.
	You bet.
	Up to 15 more.
	Lee North in Overland Park, also 165.
	That's in Kansas.
	And John Takazu.
	Takazu is in St.
	Cloud, Minnesota, and $165,000 from him as well.
	Pick it up at the $150,000.
	$150,000.
	Actually, $150,000, $15,000 with Martin Wallach in Berlin, Deutschland.
	Deutschland!
	Marianne Keening in Scottsdale, Arizona, 150.
	David Keys, 150, from Riverside, California.
	Willem Verhaar in Nijmegen, Netherlands, 1-2-3-3-3.
	To Richard?
	"New Gein" Now did he have something on his notes?
	Let me see if Sir Richard had something on his notes.
	That's good.
	Keep going.
	He's a little drunk.
	Don't worry.
	Keep going.
	He's drunk.
	Gavin McGoldrick in San Francisco, California, 115.
	Monica Kidwell in Floyd's Knobs, Indiana, 115.
	And she will become a dame.
	So she says, with your generous double donation credit offer, I become a dame.
	Please dub me Monica Dame of Floyd's Knobs.
	Jealous of that.
	Jealous of that.
	Geographic location!
	Explanation!
	Floyd's Knobs is located in Indiana, just across the river from Louisville, Kentucky.
	For the round table, burgoo, there you go, there's your squirrel meat, and chocolate stout.
	Interesting combo.
	Todd Campbell, Wayne, North Carolina, 111.11.
	Gary Blatt, 111.11 from Wayne, Pennsylvania.
	Ooh, there's your interesting little... No, it's Warna.
	Warna, North Carolina.
	W-A-R-N-A, sorry.
	Baron Anonymous Copper, buddy over there in Redwood City.
	120.
	He did his... Did you see the challenge coin yet?
	No, I have not.
	Is it beautiful?
	New patches, new challenge coin.
	Where do we get them?
	You'll get it in the mail eventually.
	But where does everyone else get them?
	I don't know.
	I'm just telling you.
	I just asked.
	I have no idea.
	He runs his own business.
	It's on Etsy somewhere, isn't it?
	Norman Tarr.
	He's a friend of the show.
	So we'll be plugging in plenty.
	It says it right here.
	Etsy.com slash bootleg coins CA.
	There you go.
	Norman Tarr in Beverly, Massachusetts.
	100.
	Now, these following people are all 100 donors.
	There's enough of them I can say that.
	Because James Nagle in Kirkland, Washington.
	You got to know a Janet thing in there.
	100.
	Daniel Guiron in Los Angeles, California.
	David Oropallo in Maple Shade, New Jersey.
	Danielle Furst in Little Chute.
	Wisconsin, happy 15, she says.
	Alva Dandridge in Charleston, South Carolina.
	Sir Stephen in Victoria, BC.
	Jay Kincaid, yeah, and then we go to Jay Kincaid in Roswell, Georgia, 8888.
	You can pick it up.
	Yes, and Jay says, this tops off my donation total to 510.
	56 makes me a knight, thanks to your 15th year anniversary promotion.
	Title, Sir Tick Tock Tunes, Knight of the Loud Voices.
	You bet it.
	Thank you very much.
	Uh, then I have literally an empty $80.59.
	I don't know what happened there.
	Yes, an empty donation of $80.59.
	Well, thank you very much, Mr. or Mrs. Empty.
	You've got... And then, Sir Kevin McLaughlin, Archduke of Luna, lover of America, and the boobs!
	Urgent!
	Urgent PSA, thanks for the mammaries.
	Breast Cancer Awareness Month, B-O-O-B.
	Thank you so much, sir.
	Eric Aldler from Punta Gorda, also with the boobs.
	This boob donation puts him into knighthood.
	No knight worth his sword would claim glory before his dame.
	I wish to bestow this glory to my wife, Rachel.
	She will be known as Dame Rachel of the Dome.
	She requests...
	Bulgogi and kimchi.
	I know what kimchi is for the round table.
	What is bulgogi?
	Do you know what bulgogi is?
	Bulgogi is the Korean beef dish that is just basically very thin slices of beef that are cooked in their sauce and barbecued.
	It's just chuck basically.
	It's a, it's a, it's a meat.
	It's chuck.
	More, more beef.
	Craig Kohler is in Evansville, Indiana, $6,502.
	Jamie Buell in Vista, California, $6,006.
	A small boobs.
	Daniel McGee, Mount Juliet, $58.
	That's Mount Juliet, Tennessee.
	And that is actually a long belated happy birthday to Adam.
	Thank you, 58.
	That's right.
	Alexis Donnelly in Uplawmoor.
	That's in Great Britain.
	You guys rock my world.
	This podcast got me through the Edinburgh Marathon this year.
	All right.
	53.33.
	Thank you very much, Alexis.
	Eugene Oregon, too, from Eric Hammond.
	And one is a switcheroo for Aaron D. So we will put that in there as a switcheroo, who loves to debate the finer points of the show.
	And the other one is just for him.
	You guys rock.
	Thank you very much, John.
	And then we get to $50 even.
	These are all 50s.
	Ronald Vargo in Hoffman Estates, Illinois.
	Herbert Hess, the actual Herbert Hess in Spring, Texas.
	Andrew Garland in Ocala, Ocala, Ocala, Ocala, Ocala, Florida.
	Brent Chicky in Lake Worth, Florida.
	Kyle Mann in Cincinnati.
	Dale Fitch in Hendersonville, North Carolina.
	FaceloveCo LLC in Costa Mesa, California.
	Danielle First in Kaukauna, Wisconsin.
	That's mispronounced.
	Chris Goodman in Leander, Texas.
	Rob Larrison in Metropolis, Illinois.
	Wyan Cartini in Torrington, Connecticut.
	Jamra Kan in Eureka, California.
	Jennifer Moore in Huntley, Illinois.
	Ben Gentile in East Lyme, Connecticut.
	This is a double donation credit.
	Took a look at the donation history of 10 years.
	With this donation, I will be knighted.
	Knight me, sir.
	Dude named Ben.
	Sir, a dude named Ben.
	Sir, a dude named Ben.
	Okay.
	Harm Veenstra in Burnie.
	Born in the Netherlands, not Burnie, Texas.
	Paul Linegar in Linegar in Portland, Oregon.
	Amy Zipkin in Greensboro, Georgia.
	You novelists, budding novelists out there, if you're looking for names, we got plenty.
	Ray Howard in Kremling, Colorado.
	Kim Winship in Rancho Santa Fe, California.
	Una, Una Trine in New York City.
	My name is...
	I love that she sends a pronunciation guide, which PayPal subsequently completely butchered into a whole bunch of pound signs.
	Maybe it's Uwana.
	It could be Uwana.
	Uwana tree.
	Whatever it is.
	It's O-O-A-N-A.
	Jill Woods in Ocean Grove, New Jersey, 50.
	George Oberhofer in New Brunswick, New Jersey, who sends in a note.
	Leon Shipley in Covington, Washington, wraps it up.
	And that's our group of wishers, well-wishers, and everyone in between for show 1499.
	And if anybody got left out, just let us know.
	We'll make good probably around 1501, 1502.
	We do have a couple of make goods for today which are on the list.
	So that's Dame Flying Fish.
	Make good donation and note a new double credit donation from Dame Flying Fish of Canucastan and Barbados.
	And she donated $150 Canuck Bucks for show 1494 which went through a Miami but didn't get credit on the show.
	Oh no!
	Oh no!
	Sending another 143 Canucks or 100 US.
	Man, those guys are getting screwed!
	Side note, I have very sensitive great hearing for a 63 year old, and the sound of your show has spoiled me, as now I have a hard time with the lack of sound quality on other shows.
	You might want to try, if you have a, um, if you're using an Apple phone, um, Castamatic is a dynamite app that has all kinds of, um, No, it has really good processing so you can jack up the audio of those crappy podcasts.
	Or just not listen to them at all, just listen to us all the time.
	There's lots of back catalog.
	We have it going on.
	Chris Reine, this is a missing note from 1498, $500.
	First off, long-time listener and douchebag, I need to be deduced.
	You've been deduced.
	Congratulations, gentlemen, on 15 years and 1,500 episodes.
	Please accept this donation as a small pittance towards the depth of value for value that I owe you, too.
	The value in understanding, clarity, and peace of mind that you provide twice weekly cannot be quantified.
	With your generous double credit offer, I would like to be knighted Sir Mayhem, Deviant of the Southern Smokies, and I would humbly request pineapple diesel and a thick reverse.
	Ooh, this is my specialty.
	And a thick reversed ribeye for the round table.
	I love the reverse sear.
	This is really what I do well.
	Hold on, let me just put that in there.
	You know, you get it going for like an hour, an hour and a half, and then you crank that puppy up and you sear the crap out of it.
	It's the best.
	Oops, where's the rest of my notes here?
	There's quite a lot of... Well, while you're doing that, I've got one.
	Okay.
	I'll read it now, but hopefully when it comes in, it's from the guy who sent the four notes in?
	Scott?
	Yeah.
	So he sent four notes in with $333.33, Scott.
	And he said, uh, I got cardio wear at the 15-year celebrations after a few too many adult beverages.
	I apparently damed my wife and my dog.
	My buddy Cincinnati Adam will get a kick out of this.
	I'm sure he's still a douchebag.
	So here's to Dog-O-Dame Leilu, Leilu, Leilu.
	Protector of chickens, nothing for the round table.
	We'll put you on this.
	These lists will be put on in the future.
	It won't be on today, I don't think.
	Mea culpa.
	Dogs are people.
	Two chickens scream karma.
	This is our rooster, so don't worry.
	We didn't download it, so you're out of luck there.
	Rob Knutson, Knutson.
	Need to make good from 1497.
	Was also a 333.
	No jingles, no karma.
	All I ever wanted to become was an executive producer of the Noah Jenner Show before I die in the coming nuclear holocaust.
	And yet my dreams appear to have fallen victim to a glitch.
	I made an executive producer donation to the show last week but haven't seen or heard a credit.
	Proof of my Magnanimity is attached.
	I feel dreadful asking for such attention, but if it is in your power, please take my dream to reality.
	Some might say that the knowage in the show is the wind beneath our wings.
	I think it sounds better to say that we are the wings above your wind.
	You guys rock.
	Hey, thank you all very much.
	Also, thank you to the producers who came in under $50, always for reasons of anonymity, but we still have people on those sustaining donation subscriptions.
	We could use a lot more.
	People kind of fell off when they closed some of their accounts with PayPal, so if you would like to join in there, go to... Devorak.org slash N-A.
	Guarantee you will love it.
	And thank you all for supporting episode 1499!
	Our formula is this.
	We go out, we hit people in the mouth.
	Shut up, Wayne!
	I've actually been looking forward to this segment with all the things I shall be reading.
	Happy birthday to Gary Abramson!
	Celebrating today, Dave Basore had a birthday to his daughter Kimera, 25, on the 1st.
	Liam Pellow, his smoking hot wife Allison, also on the 1st.
	Happy birthday to my sister-in-law, Lisa Markowitz.
	6.56 on Monday.
	I.O. Bloke, 59 on the second.
	Dave Omanau says happy birthday to Eric Nausser, bird dog of Glen Ray, turning 50.
	John Carpenter, happy birthday to my smoking hot wife, Kathy.
	Dean Lewin, happy birthday to Larry the wiener dog.
	Yeah, we know you were drunk.
	And happy birthday to my sister-in-law, Lisa Markowitz, 656 on Monday.
	Happy birthday from everybody here at the best podcast in the universe.
	It's your birthday.
	We got a lot here today, actually.
	Sir Jay becomes Baron.
	Sir Nacho Alcatraz becomes Viscount El Cuesco, Wildest of the Boars.
	Sir Tommy Hawk becomes Sir Tommy Hawk, Baron of the Heartland.
	Sir Silverdude of the Silverdolphins, Viscount Silverdude of the Silverdolphins, Sir Stephen becomes a baronet, Sir David French, Baron of Bits, Bites and Bourbon, Eric now Sir Bogdog, Birddog of Glenray, now a baronet, Sir Honor Priest, Sir Baron, no ruler of the Rhine estuary, Dame Foreign Lady before, a baroness for you, and Sir Geoff of PA Route 33, a baronet finally, Sir John Knowles becomes the Earl of Murfreesboro.
	Thank you all for supporting the No Agenda Show in an additional amount of $1,000 just to show you how much value you have received from this podcast in the past day, week, month, or maybe even decade.
	We really do appreciate it.
	We've got a lot of knights and dames to talk to today.
	I mean, I think we need to use my blade first.
	Here it is.
	And then your... I need to sharpen mine?
	Well, we'll use yours halfway through.
	Well, I'm gonna use the same blade I used last time, so here it is.
	That is a good one.
	Oh, you did wet that one, didn't you?
	Alright, I'm not gonna ask everyone to come up on the podium.
	I'll just do the name and the title.
	It goes a little faster, I hope.
	Elizabeth Vernink, you become Dame Elizabeth.
	Seat number six at the round table, Scott Vervink.
	Sir Rio, the protector of the hobby farm.
	Wes Wallace, Sir Wallace of Texas.
	Bill Cameron, Sir Suspected Spook.
	Rachel Den's husband becomes Sir Raynell Ham of the Kirkland Signature.
	Jim McMaster, Sir 11921, Gavin Dacus, Sir Hoot, King of the Owls, Kelly Dacus, Dame Kelly of the Animal Kingdom, Nick Dacus becomes Sir Nick of the Ghost Scream, and then we have Nicholas Dacus, Sir Han, Sir Han.
	Linda Davenport, Dame Crafty CPA.
	Dan Davenport, Sir W5, Whiskey 5, Victor Juliet.
	Anthony Watts, Sir Keeper of the Vox.
	Anne Abramson, Dame Anne of the Land of the Smiles.
	Gary Abramson, Sir T.I.
	Double Gurr of the Truckee Meadows.
	Frank Hulsehoff, Sir Frank, Sir from the Cosmic Debris.
	Stan Keebles, Sir Stan Keebles.
	Dennis Rekla, Sir Dennis Rekla, Knight of the Comet.
	Joshua Farrs, Sir Executioner, spelled in a funky way.
	A.A.
	Anonymous' son becomes Sir AAA the Third, resistor of the clown world.
	Jorge Gonzalez becomes Sir Gonzo of the nomad lands of Texas.
	Jane Cady becomes Dame Jane Goldsmith of the Dog's Back and the Rolling Stones of Trente.
	Brandon Briggs, Sir Brandon of Let's Go!
	David Jeffries...
	Sir Bird of the Bitcoin, David Aiken, Sir Dragonfly, Sir Anonymous, Knight of the Ellicott City Floods, Anonymous, Sir Vesuvius of the Ten Thousand Lakes, John Nazal, Sir Palestinian Knight of the Refugees, Mikan Oman, Sir Mark Knight of the Big Kielbasa, Emil Doering, Sir Wolf of the Caves of Newborn,
	Eric Klemmer, Sir Quillscout, Benjamin Keane, Sir Ben of the Wolfborough Valley, Jack Jordan, Sir Jack Jordan, Jeff Bernas, Sir Curity, Knight of the High Desert, David Miller, Sir David, Keeper of the Travel Hounds, John Swanson, Sir Yogi, Knight of the Carnival Midways.
	We have...
	I lost my place.
	Justin Wynn, Sir Small Batch Bartender.
	Aaron Burley, Knight of the Veil.
	And he gets fugu and fondue at the round table.
	Jacob Duhlman, Sir Sagacious Scripturient, Knight of the Seven Bridges, Keeper of the Wildwood and the Human Haunts of Nature.
	Scott Martucci, Sir Goosh.
	Liam Pellett, Sir They Them of the People's Republic of Portland.
	Matthew Lainhart, Sir Lainhart of the Northeast Georgia.
	Matthew Stegman, Sir Matthew Stegman.
	Sir Matters, the polite knight of the silent might.
	Richard Kicklighter becomes Sir Kick.
	Dee Thomas Runciman, Sir Thomas, Knight of the Crossroads of America.
	Charles Hickman, Senior, Column F. Oh, Sir Column F, Freak in the Spreadsheets.
	Rene Sislo, Dame Elemental, Gypsy of the Manasota Key.
	Jim Horrocks, Sir Jimmy of the Hill People.
	John Carpenter, sir, nighty-night.
	Gunter Weber, sir, gee with an umlaut.
	Kylie Thompson, Dame Kylie of the Double D Cups, hello.
	Anonymous and AZ Ceramic, the Knight of the Material Facts.
	Dr. Jeff, sir, Dr. Jeff of the Veils of Silica and Manhattan.
	Joshua Searcy, Sir Joshua of House Searcy, first of his name, protector of the gun line.
	Just Ben from Central Wisconsin, Sir Just Ben from Central Wisconsin.
	Adria Ludlum, Dame Adria, Dame Admin Support, the Logistics Specialist.
	Mika Edgerton, Sir Edge Knight of the Sasquatch Lands.
	Brian Gates, Sir Montauk Brandy Rink, Dame Apple Dumpling of the King's Valley.
	Adam Hollis, Survivor of the Mandate.
	John Mansell, Playdell, Sir Ohio Bloke.
	Barry Boniface, Sir Jub of the Jiggly Bits.
	Whoa!
	John Mahala, Sir Saved or Created.
	Steven BC, Sir 33 Megahertz.
	Melanie Drees, Dame Elevation of the Colorado Mountaintop.
	Sir Nguyen, Sir Eric Knight of the Nguyen Dynasty.
	John Fuller, Sir Johnny Be Good Enough of the Rockies.
	Gary Kasper, Sir Kasper with a K, Keeper of the Useful Sarcasm.
	Dave Kyle, Sir Dave of the Trout Waters.
	Monica Kidwell, Dame of the Floyd's Knobs.
	Jay Kincaid, Sir Tick-Tock Toons, Knight of the Loud Voices.
	Rachel Adler, Dame Rachel of the Dome.
	Ben Gentile, Sir A Dude Named Ben, A.A.
	Anonymous, his son becomes Sir Double A, the third resistor of the clown world, and Janice Swanson also becomes a dame.
	For you, we've got Hookers and Blow, Wrench Boys and Chardonnay, Lucky Charms and Greek Gods, Yogurts, Vin Virgin, Strawberry, Daiquiri, Damn Beer, Grilled Cheese and Pickles, Sake, yes, Yamabuki Gold, Koshu, Whiskey, Maples, Cakes and old-fashioned Thai swine and tacos.
	Prime rib and Shiner Bok, Poppy Van Winkle, 2018 Calais Winery Gravitas, and a medium-rare New York strip with grilled asparagus.
	A couple of bong hits, I need one!
	Fugu and fondue, 16-ounce ribeye with a Berreté pairing, it's the best!
	Viking coffee, ribeyes and hot buns, goat beer!
	A magnum of Leonetti Cabernet and Bananas Foster, chopped pork sandwich and a brunch, wick stew, steelhead salmon, tomahawk ribeye and glen-fitted solera 15, grass-fed lamb and Bundaberg rum, bushel of Maryland, steamed blue crab and a case of Pat's Blue Light.
	Biscuits and gravy, hamburger of Colorado, raised beef and Avery, haziest IPA.
	I didn't say a whack-a-web!
	ice viet coffee and balmy, red wine and a rack of whips.
	A whack of whips?
	I didn't say a whack of whips.
	A rack of whips.
	Burgoo and a chocolate stout.
	Bulgogi and kimchi.
	Pineapple diesel in a thick reverse seared ribeye.
	And we also have beers and blunts, cowgirls and coffin barnas, Rubenes women and rosé, geishas and sake, vodka and vanilla, bong hits and bourbon, sparkling cider and escorts,
	ginger ale and gerbils, breast milk and pablum, fish pie and ginger ale and gerbils, breast milk and pablum, fish pie and fellatio, harlots and handball, pepperoni rolls and pale ales, we got redheads and ryes, organic macaroni and plasticizer, blear, beer and blunts, and mutton and Bong!
	Bong!
	you sniff That's good.
	Hey, you guys, go over to noagendanation.com slash rings.
	Let us know where we can send your official knight or dame ring.
	We'll be sending out quite a bit of them.
	Could take a bit to get them all back.
	Yeah, it's going to take a while because we have to reorder now.
	We have to reorder, yes, we do.
	And it's going to be, you know, it'll take six months to get your ring.
	People understand and they love us for it.
	You will also get your sealing wax.
	It's wax to stamp with your signet ring that is officially approved for your correspondence, your confidential correspondence.
	And of course, you will also receive a certificate of authenticity.
	Thank you all for supporting The Noah Jenner Show for 15 years!
	Here's Noah Chenda Meetups.
	And we got a couple of meetups coming up just as we kick off November.
	On Tuesday, the FedFoamer Fest, 5 o'clock Mountain at Stella's Pinball Arcade and Lounge in Greenlee, Colorado.
	On next Thursday, the Mile High Hui Hui 630 Mountain Time Hangar 101, Lakewood, Colorado.
	And we got a promo.
	Calling all Kansas City No Agenda family, the last chance barbecue cook-off of 2022 is coming up on Saturday, November 19th at Matt and Liz's Compound in La Harpe, Kansas.
	That's right, we're giving enough notice that even you fools who are always five episodes behind can still make it.
	So mark your calendars and head on over to noagendameetups.com today to learn the details and let us know you're coming.
	It's gonna be like a party!
	When I get a promo like that, man, I just need to smile.
	I really do.
	There's people just organizing, producing, doing all these things themselves, like many, many people have done for and with No Agenda over the past 15 years.
	Thank you to all of the people who have done all this phenomenal work.
	It's been a grand experiment.
	Too bad we have to stop.
	This will be our last year, as John and I have discussed privately.
	I'm just kidding, everybody!
	Yeah, we're gonna get a whack of webs and we're done.
	Psyche!
	NoagendaMeetups.com, always like a party!
	Now, is that a show title?
	Whack-A-Wibs?
	It's the one I put on my list.
	Whack-A-Wibs.
	Whack-A-Wibs.
	Where did it come from?
	You want to be where everybody feels the same.
	It's like a party.
	Now, is that a show title, Whack-A-Wibs?
	It's the one I put on my list.
	Whack-A-Wibs.
	Whack-A-Wibs.
	Where did it come from?
	How did that even happen?
	It was probably the word before Rack.
	Must have been something bad.
	Clicked on the W and you said whack-a-wibs.
	But what's cool is that you didn't stop yourself after whack.
	No, just fucking whack-a-wibs.
	Whack-a-wibs.
	We're just rolling with a whack-a-wibs.
	Alright, I got a number of ISOs.
	What do you have?
	I have one.
	Is it a killer?
	I have one.
	I have one with an explanation.
	OK, let's go with yours first.
	Explain.
	One of the things is a one second ISO.
	One of the things we've never done for the end of show ISO is to do public service, public service.
	Oh, you want a public service.
	So I'm going to end this.
	I propose ending the show with a public service announcement.
	And this is my ISO.
	Vote!
	Oh, God.
	That's pretty low.
	Think?
	Yeah, let's see what I... Well, you better top it with something decent.
	Okay.
	You're kicking out a public service announcement.
	Wait.
	Wait, wait, wait.
	I have, uh... I love people.
	I love people.
	Huh?
	Stoner?
	Totally.
	Or?
	I love Venn diagrams.
	I mean, come on.
	You can't beat it.
	I love Venn diagrams.
	Or?
	No way!
	Come on.
	I hate to say it, but I like the no way the best.
	I think, no, I don't think you have to hate anything.
	I like the no way as well.
	I thought it was good.
	No way.
	It would be better if it was no way, eh?
	No way, eh?
	Oh, it's close enough.
	No way, eh?
	No way.
	Okay.
	I'm a little tired after all that.
	How about you?
	I do have one clip if you want to wrap with this.
	Let's wrap with one clip.
	This is your girl.
	And I hate to be a poacher.
	My girl.
	My girl.
	But she goes on Cuomo's crappy show that nobody watches.
	My girl.
	And here she is.
	This is Kara Swisher talking about freedom of speech.
	Kara Swisher is now my girl.
	What do you think the right balance is, if at all, between allowing free speech on these platforms and policing what is said?
	Well, you know, the word free speech has sort of become like fake news.
	It's sort of this word that's sort of a catch-all.
	And free speech is not really the point.
	These are private companies, and they can do any edit.
	Like, you can do whatever you want here, and nobody screams, ah, I'm not allowed on Chris Cuomo's show.
	It's free speech.
	Like, I should be able to.
	And so we mistake what is a private company for a digital public square.
	It is not that.
	And that's the problem, is everyone feels like it's theirs to own.
	They feel like it's a newspaper.
	Yes, but you can't get in any newspaper, can you?
	Can you show up and be in a newspaper?
	And they have rules about what words they allow and what language in terms of use.
	That's correct.
	And you believe we need more of that here?
	I do, because I think the ones that are succeeding, guess who's eating everybody's lunch?
	TikTok.
	Let's leave aside the Chinese government influence.
	They're doing really well and they're eating up all the advertising money because it's a pleasant place to be.
	Kara Swisher is creating her own demise.
	She is such a shill.
	She's a shill.
	Sure, maybe.
	How is TikTok a pleasant place to be?
	How is it a pleasant place to be?
	It's annoying.
	She's a bigot, a man-hater, a shill for whoever will pay her the most, in my opinion.
	In my opinion.
	In my opinion.
	She makes plenty of money.
	Yeah, that's why she screws him.
	She's sincere.
	I disagree with that.
	I think she's sincere when she thinks TikTok's a pleasant place to be because she never goes there.
	She's a fair-weather friend.
	And she has a hole in her soul!
	Coming up next on noagenderstream.com, we've got behind-the-schemes mischief night special with Boobury and Lavish.
	We have end-of-show mixes from Tom Stark, Weather, Neil Jones, and we've got a play that's fabulous, fabulous, while my guitar, well, my chair gently squeaks, I should say, from Darren O'Neill.
	With thanks to cold acid.
	Coming to you from the heart of the Texas Hill Country, FEMA region, number 6 in the morning, everybody, I'm Adam Curry!
	And from northern Silicon Valley, where I remain.
	And I want to thank everybody for giving us so much support for show 1499.
	I'm John C. Dvorak.
	We return on Thursday with show 1500, the best podcast in the universe.
	Until then, adios, mofos, and such.
	Tonight, I think you'll hear a lot of divisive rhetoric and misinformation.
	Hi.
	Good night, everybody.
	But I'm also dealing with real human beings.
	I don't... I don't...
	I support fracking, and I stand, and I do support fracking.
	So what's gonna happen?
	Drum roll?
	I want women, doctors, local political leaders, leading the democracy that's always allowed our nation to thrive, to put the best ideas forward so states can decide for themselves.
	Let's work together.
	You've never heard that before.
	To me, for transparency, it's about showing up.
	I'm here today to have a debate.
	So when she calls me extreme, the truth is that there's no more extreme position than Governor Whitmer's.
	And extreme policies.
	Extreme positions.
	John Fetterman takes everything to an extreme.
	And those extreme positions hurt us all.
	She's pushed a radical, progressive, social agenda.
	The big question is this.
	Are we going to go backwards?
	Or are we going to drive together to the future?
	I strongly support fracking, drilling.
	But there is no crime-fighting plan if it doesn't include guns.
	Are you unhappy with where America's headed?
	He has never met an oil company that he doesn't swipe right about.
	Your fundamental rights to be safe, positive, choose what you want done with your body.
	But none of what she just said is true.
	And here's why you can't trust anything she's saying.
	There will never That would be a mandate.
	No, I do not support requiring the COVID vaccine for children.
	Get back to your jobs.
	No!
	We were together literally January 6th.
	Not that January 6th, but January 6th the following year.
	Hi.
	Good night, everybody.
	To me, for transparency, it's about showing up.
	I'm here today to have a debate.
	Debate.
	No.
	Again, my Dr. L believes that I'm fit to be serving, and that's what I believe is where I'm standing.
	I absolutely support fracking.
	I've always supported fracking.
	You know, what I support, I support on Roe v. Wade.
	Roe v. Wade.
	That's what I run on.
	That's what I believe.
	And I've always believed that the choice believes women and their doctors.
	I support Roe v. Wade.
	That's the simple.
	He said specifically you would support a federal rule on 38 weeks.
	And I've always believed that, and I do support fracking.
	They've never taken any money from their industry.
	I do support fracking.
	I don't, I don't.
	I support fracking.
	And I stand, and I do support fracking.
	In the morning!
	I tune in to hear the best media deconstruction While the forrest chair jelly squeaks
	Stories of lies and of worldwide destruction While the forrest chair gently squeaks I don't know why nobody told him Bye.
	How to grease that thing.
	And I recall what Adam once told him.
	Oh, what Adam was told him?
	Now who controls him?
	I look at the world and I can see it is burning.
	Oh.
	While the 4x chair gently squeaks.
	The media lies, but still no one is learning.
	While the 4X chair gently squeaks.
	The 4X chair gently squeaks.
	I don't know how.
	You can't ignore it. .
	Does he like that thing?
	And if you imagine it then, he'll start to whore it.
	He can make I look at the world and see the people are sleeping.
	Water for a chair gently squeaks.
	No agenda is needed to keep the lies from creeping.
	Still the forest chair gently squeaks.
	Squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak.
	Oh my god, look at Wilson and Squeak!
	The best podcast in the universe!

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