This is your award-winning Gitmo Nation Media Assassination Episode 1453.
This is no agenda.
Still waiting for my free horse.
And broadcasting live from the heart of the Texas Hill Country here in FEMA Region Number 6.
In the morning, everybody.
I'm Adam Curry.
And from Northern Silicon Valley where they're telling me to vote.
I'm John C. Dvorak.
Yeah.
Early voting.
So I had a call just before the show.
This is the Democrat party, I'm telling ya.
This is what happened.
Okay.
They told me I should be voting for this woman Sanchez for sheriff.
Okay.
What's the reason for voting for her?
Because she's Latina.
That's the reason.
They gave you that as a reason?
Yeah!
Wow.
Well that's, that's lame.
Did you say that?
Did you say, hey, that's lame, bro!
It's a recording.
Did you see the horse that won some race?
The Spreek Street Staple or something?
Spreekness?
Yeah, that's the one.
Did you see the name of the horse?
No agenda.
Nope.
The name of the horse is Early Voting.
Early Voting wins.
Yeah, they'll do anything they will.
Well, there you go.
No agenda, called this in January.
January 23rd to be exact.
We knew it was coming.
There's no doubt about it.
Would you like to go back to January or would you like to hear my supercut first?
Uh, let's go back to January because we can go in a machine.
Okay, here we go.
So in true American fashion, when people are starting to look around, you get some of these local reports.
You know, we got to do something.
We got to do something on a grand scale to get people on edge just a little bit.
What can we do?
Here's the meeting we would have.
Remember we all consulted on that movie with Dustin Hoffman?
Remember that one?
Because they all did.
Yes, outbreak.
They all did.
Yes, outbreak.
Outbreak.
What happened in outbreak?
It was a monkey!
When you listen to this report, okay?
And this is almost over.
This sounds so much like the fake news would be in a movie about a monkey on its way to a lab in Missouri.
There's a lady who touched the monkey.
She put her hand into the box thinking it was cats.
And then you get this stoner dude who's like, yeah, man, that was pretty weird.
It was like a monkey had on the loose, man.
Now, you're calling me crazy.
But this lady came in contact with a monkey from Africa on its way to the lab, and they just let her go home.
They need to put a bag over this lady's head.
Put her in quarantine right away.
So we knew this would happen.
We didn't know exactly how, but it was easy to see.
Wouldn't you say?
This was the dump truck accident.
I think.
We did mention the Monkey Park situation, which I got nothing but flack for showing those pictures.
It turns out that most of these pictures are shingles.
Shingles, exactly.
From the CDC.
It looks good.
Yeah, it looks great.
So we just do a little recap of the past few days here in, well not just the United States, around the world with a mega supercut.
We can stop it whenever you want.
Everything's around the world nowadays.
Monkeypox.
Monkeypox.
Bellevue has symptoms associated with monkeypox.
Clusters of the virus have been reported in Britain, Spain, and Portugal, with more cases popping up in the U.S., Australia, and across Europe.
Tonight at Bellevue Hospital, doctors are treating a person who may have monkeypox.
The city that is still dealing with COVID and its latest surge now comes a potentially new virus to New York City.
This one is called monkeypox.
What this is causing is pandemonium.
Pandemonium!
Hearing the word monkeypox... Well, experts say this new virus could be spreading fast.
Scientists at Winnipeg's National Microbiology Lab have been tasked with testing monkeypox samples taken from Quebec patients.
I would say generally the entire population is susceptible to monkeypox.
This is my favorite.
Masking for monkeypox.
It's not airborne.
you might feel a sense of deja vu experts recommend masking hand washing and physical distancing when needed mitigation measures this is my favorite masking for monkey pox it's not airborne why do you have to put a mask on for monkey pox take a chance seeking personal protective options you might feel a sense of deja vu experts Experts recommend masking, hand-washing and physical distancing when needed.
Mitigation measures with which we've become all too familiar.
It requires very close personal contact.
What is monkeypox?
This is what we call a zoonotic infection where it can animals into humans.
Public health officials are considering a ring strategy that would include using a smallpox vaccine for close contacts of those infected.
The number of confirmed or suspected cases of monkeypox worldwide is now 106.
Doctors in at least eight countries, including the U.S., are now treating patients potentially infected with the rare illness.
The mysterious spread of monkeypox is concerning for doctors.
No, no, no.
Now at least 80 cases in 11 countries and 50 more possible cases.
The spread of the rare disease, which causes rashes and lesions, has prompted the CDC to issue an alert.
Doctors are hopeful they can quickly learn why cases are spreading around the globe.
I suspect that we will know a lot more in about a week.
The CDC is investigating a confirmed case of a rare and sometimes deadly disease called monkeypox.
It just goes on forever.
Everybody's all over the monkeypox, and of course we're laughing about it, but I am not going to make the same mistake as last time.
They're serious.
There's a heart attack about it.
They're gonna push it.
You know, the reason they're going to push it, I think this is a shoehorn event.
Because Monkeypox has been around, they talk about it and they're wondering why it's showing up, and especially Great Britain's a great place to start it.
Because they can blame it on global warming.
Because the only difference between then and now, which is years ago when monkeypox has always been floating around, but now because of global warming.
Do you have any, I mean, we've heard of this, that global warming would create more pandemics.
Do we have any clips or any evidence?
You're hearing it here first.
I like it.
But it's a shoehorn event, which means they're going to shoehorn global warming back into this conversation using monkeypox.
The only reason we got monkeypox, and they have examples in Canada, Is because of global warming.
I think you're right about that.
But we'll still have to mask and social distance.
Mask up!
Let's listen to a serious news report from CBS.
Health officials warn today that additional cases of monkeypox are likely to be detected in the U.S.
in the coming weeks.
And the World Health Organization reports at least 80 confirmed cases of the disease in 11 countries.
Investigators are still trying to confirm whether a patient admitted to a New York hospital this week has the disease.
If so, it would be the second case here in the U.S.
this year.
Monkeypox can be fatal to one in 10 people who contract the virus.
Still, health officials stress the risk to the general public is low.
No.
According to the Daily Mail, Belgium becomes the first country to introduce compulsory monkey pox quarantine.
Anyone testing positive must isolate for 21 days.
Do you know what they use to test to see if you have monkey pox?
I would just go with the visual.
No, no, no.
No one has monkey pox with lesions, you see.
This is not... You get it, the lesions don't come until God knows when.
No, no, no.
They're gonna test everybody.
And I went to the CDC website, and I looked up monkeypox testing, and it says right here, detection of viral DNA by polymers chain reaction, also known as PCR, is the preferred laboratory test for monkeypox.
Says who?
Says the CDC.
No, who?
Yeah, who?
Who's on fur?
Who's in China?
Who's controlled by China?
Ooh, that's a good one.
We could do that bit.
Who's controlled by China?
I don't know.
Who?
Who?
Xi.
Oh, Xi.
Who's Xi?
But how about him?
There's a lot of material.
John, you can write this.
I did this bit in a column years ago.
Same thing.
With the who?
No, I didn't use who.
Yes, I did, because it was H-U.
OK, well, let's do it with who and who and she.
Well, we should work on it so we can do it well.
Oh, OK.
Well, that's the end of that bit.
Now, of course, if we really want to know what's going on, who's involved, we've got to bring in the man of the hour.
Who?
Yeah, that man.
We've got to bring in the man who knows everything, who knows everything, because he is on the board of Pfizer.
So he's the go-to for CNBC, ladies and gentlemen.
Why don't we get rid of that guy?
He's on every TV.
William Morris must be representing him.
Oh, that wouldn't surprise me at all.
He's camera ready, you know.
He talks too long, but he looks pretty good.
He's appealing and soft on the eyes.
He's got a good rap.
And he's an insider, Dr. Scott Gottlieb.
What the heck is monkey pox and do we actually need to worry about this?
That's an interview question right there.
What the heck is... It's CNBC.
The summit of journalism.
Well, look, I think now that there's been community spread, it may be hard to fully snuff this out.
I don't think it's going to become a major epidemic because- Yes.
Come on.
I don't know why you use snuff as one of the terms that you use ever.
Uh, by the way, that's something I wanted to miss before you lose track of it, is if you listen to all these reports, it's like there's been 25 cases, 110 cases, 80 cases, two cases here.
And then, you know, it's just, it reminds me a little bit of the early days of COVID where nobody had a number.
It just floats around in the ether.
The number, what is the number?
Is it 110?
Is it 80?
Oh, don't worry.
No, no, no.
The CDC will start publishing numbers.
They'll be on your screen, in the right-hand side of your screen.
There will be it.
I think Johns Hopkins will come to the rescue.
They're the ones that provide the data for the case and death count for CNN and Fox and MSNBC, for everybody.
So yeah, that's coming.
Don't worry.
It's on its way.
Snuff this out.
I don't think it's going to become a major epidemic because this is a virus that's difficult to spread.
You need sustained close contact or contact with the open source.
But there's so many cases now that are disconnected.
This is spreading in the community.
In the community!
Maybe a lot more infection than what we're picking up.
It has a long incubation period, upwards of 21 days.
So there may be a lot of people currently incubating the virus.
There's probably a lot of people who went undiagnosed or or misdiagnosed because doctors aren't looking for it.
And given the fact that we've found so many disconnected cases, it does suggest that the spread right now is pretty wide.
That concerns me.
I mean, what is this thing?
What happens if you get it?
Well, look, it could be dangerous.
The case fatality rate for the particular strain that seems to be spreading is anywhere from one to four percent.
One to four percent?
That's like a hundred times more than COVID.
That's a real case fatality rate.
He's talking about the spread rate.
He wasn't talking about fatalities.
No, I think he was.
What is this thing?
What happens if you get it?
Well, look, it could be dangerous.
You know, the case fatality rate.
What does that mean, case fatality rate?
I didn't hear the word fatality in there.
He's full of shit.
That's bull crap.
What is this thing?
What happens if you get it?
Well, look, it could be dangerous.
Um, you know, the case fatality rate for the particular strain that seems to be spreading is anywhere from one to... Notice, notice he says the particular strain that happens to be spreading.
These are all, this is, this is predictive programming from Dr. Scott.
Well, look, it could be dangerous.
You know, the case fatality rate for the particular strain that seems to be spreading is anywhere from one to four percent.
It's particularly dangerous in immune-compromised individuals, people who are vulnerable.
It's also, you know, sort of a disabling virus that can last two to four months.
You know, you get fever, lymphadenopathy in the sort of progesterone phase, the lead-up phase.
Then you develop these vesicles that can last anywhere from two to four weeks.
You know, it's a significant virus.
I don't think it's going to be widespread in terms of an epidemic that we've seen, you know, in the order of COVID for sure.
But we could get low-level spread that just becomes hard to snuff out.
There are anywhere from 5,000 to 10,000 cases a year in the DRC, so there are countries where this is endemic and it's not infrequent.
And now that it's spreading in the community here in Western Europe and parts of the United States, it appears to be, have gotten into this country, This is a good catch you're making here.
He used snuff twice.
That can't be by accident.
This will come back.
I've never heard him use it before.
No, but I can already, in my mind's ear, I can hear Fauci going, Yeah, we tried to snuff it out!
We were unsuccessful at snuffing it out!
Again, it could be hard to fully snuff out.
We're not going to vaccinate for ring vaccinate using the vaccine ring vaccinate.
There you go.
Vaccine.
Um, that's not a vaccine.
A lot of people are going to want to take.
So it could be hard to deploy public health measures to try to get a handle on this.
That's the concern, not a widespread epidemic here at this point, but this just low level, persistent spread cases popping up here and there outbreaks, um, that could be, you know, a risk to individuals and certainly a headline risk.
A headline risk?
What do you think that means?
A headline risk?
That's a good question, too.
A headline risk?
I'm not sure.
I mean, is that like headline inflation?
Where it means the big headlines is, oh, it's bad, but it's really not so bad.
Is that what he means?
Because that's what they remember.
I never heard that phrase used like that either.
Yeah.
No, that was Jim Psaki.
She said the headline inflation number is 8.5%, but that's because the headline number includes gas and food.
Remember?
You don't remember?
Vaguely.
Okay.
I forgot all about her.
Was she the redhead?
I can't remember.
So, now the question is, where does this come from?
You know, we're going to try and figure out a little bit about it.
There's a, let me see, this is, who sent me this?
What is this link from?
By the way, I should mention that some experts say that if you're older and have the old smallpox vaccine, you probably won't get monkeypox.
The CDC writes that the U.S.
government researchers in the 50s were infecting monkeys with smallpox and monkeypox was first seen in 1958 in monkeys used in medical experiments.
The first recorded human.
Oh, so something we created.
Yes, of course!
It's good shit!
All the good diseases we've created.
Yeah, maybe we found some extra batches in Ukraine labs, I don't know.
As far as I know, I have yet to see an actual human being living today on a TikTok or an Instagram saying, look at my lesions!
You know, I haven't seen that, so people may be testing positive according to PCR and that could be really scary, but of course we know PCR can be falsified very easily depending on the amount of cycles.
Then we have Bill Gates, an obvious suspect.
Bill Gates has been talking about this since the beginning of the COVID pandemic.
This is December 2020.
He's doing the surveillance and actually doing what I call germ games, where you practice.
You say, OK, what if a bioterrorist brought smallpox to 10 airports?
How would the world respond to that?
There's naturally caused epidemics and bioterrorism caused epidemics.
Could even be way worse than what we experienced today.
I was talking about smallpox, and smallpox has been on the menu for quite a while, but who is holding an emergency meeting over smallpox, uh, monkeypox?
This is where you're supposed to say who?
Oh, yeah.
Trying to see whether you have me in a meeting at all, but okay.
Oh, because they need to do something about it.
Because this was all gamed out.
By the way, do you think that the AstraZeneca and J&J vaccines for COVID, which both used monkey adenovirus, do you think that could have anything to do with this?
Oh, then Pfizer's in play.
What do you mean?
Pfizer's in play for goodness.
No, this would be to slam those guys who are competitors with Pfizer at the vaccine.
Right, but they haven't done it yet.
I'm just thinking, do you think that's even possible?
How do you know this whole thing isn't Pfizer?
Oh, well, I have my suspicions, of course.
But this was all supposed to kick off May 15th.
I think they nailed it.
I think the first report was around May 15th of this year, 2022.
And that is exactly the date that the tabletop exercise from the Nuclear Threat Initiative used.
They used May 15th as their kickoff date.
for their tabletop exercise, and this was exactly the same as event two, different scale maybe.
Although the nuclear threat initiative is quite the operation.
I think they have 20 board members all making $350,000 plus.
I can talk a little bit about who's funding them, the usual suspects.
But they presented the results of their tabletop exercise at the Munich Security Conference.
And it's quite interesting what they came up with.
A very, very, very bad situation.
So I went and looked and see if I could find some of the videos from this tabletop exercise similar to Event 201.
And I was able to find one that was on YouTube.
And this one has, it's kind of, it has news reports and they cut back to a black screen with words on them, so I'm just going to read the words and, uh, and the rest will, uh, will play out for itself.
So this is, again, this is just a drill, everybody.
This is not real.
This is a fictional scenario.
There are growing questions today around a new and deadly outbreak.
Another global outbreak, but this time it's different.
Scientists determined that this monkeypox virus was engineered.
Biological terrorism in one region, unleashed on the rest of the world.
Billions of cases.
Hundreds of millions dead.
With limited antiviral drugs and no known effective treatments, countries around the world are struggling to control another pandemic with already devastating effects.
Thanks.
Poor oversight and gaps in global governance leave us vulnerable to catastrophic biological threats.
Can the international community act quickly enough?
We're seeing far fewer cases in countries where governments took early and decisive action.
And some international experts are urging the WHO to adopt a phased approach to warnings.
The time to prepare for the next global pandemic is now.
Learn more at nti.org slash bio.
There you go.
Oh, and you couldn't get a job as voiceover.
I find that weird.
I think it was my coach.
My coach always steered me in the wrong direction, always wanted me to be a surfer dude.
Hey man!
So I looked, I read through the whole document through this, what do they actually call this thing?
They call it the Strengthening Global Systems to Prevent and Respond to High-Consequence Biological Threats.
Results from the 2021 tabletop exercise conducted in partnership with the Munich Security Conference.
Um, and I marked up a document, which everyone go and take a look at.
Uh, but the, the main.
The main points are these, uh, or this is what they discuss for the key findings.
The international community needs a more robust, transparent detection, evaluation and early warning system that can rapidly communicate actionable information about pandemic risks.
That is the international health regulations that the WHO is amending and we'll discuss those in a moment.
National governments should improve preparedness by developing national-level pandemic response plans built on a coherent system of triggers That prompt anticipatory action despite uncertainty and near-term costs.
In other words, on a no-regrets basis.
This is very, very sketch.
Because if you read into the document, this no-regrets basis means that lockdowns, shutting down, you know, basically everything we went through in COVID, that that should be implemented Based upon a trigger, and I think that trigger would be the World Health Organization.
And then, we all have to just agree that, well, we'll have no regrets at destroying people's lives, no regrets at retarding children who can't go to school, no regrets.
So the prompt anticipatory action, despite uncertainty and near-term costs, in other words, on a no-regrets basis.
The international system for government's dual use, dual use, biological research is neither prepared to meet today's security requirements, nor is it ready for the significant, significantly expanded challenges in the future.
There are risk reduction needs throughout the bioscience research and development life cycle.
Well, we know what that clause means.
Money!
And the final one, many countries around the world lack financing to make essential national investments in pandemic preparedness.
So they went through this whole thing.
They set it all up.
It's all ready to go.
The paperwork has been distributed.
And here we are.
I believe they're going to try and use this one.
They'll scare people.
You see Belgium is already administering some lockdowns.
But it comes amongst the backdrop of something kind of crappy.
And I was well, I was right at the time, but now that more information has come out about the international health regulation amendments that we discussed, which would be a treaty.
It has been talked, you know, people say, hey, there's a treaty and the the Biden administration.
is joining this treaty which would give the World Health Organization control over calling a pandemic or even a country as infested, seething, rotten human resources and taking appropriate action with any resources they deem appropriate.
So we went through this, we had our constitutional scholars check in, and they said, no, no, this is a treaty, you and I discussed it to some depth, what you need for that, and it would be a significant portion of Congress to vote for it.
Well, that turns out to be possibly not true, or, I mean, it would have to be taken to court, because what has happened is the changes are Being seen as the Biden administration as amendments to an already ratified treaty.
So the Biden administration is saying we don't have to have this ratified.
It's already a ratified treaty.
We're just changing a few words.
So now, I think... I'm reminded of the authorized military force bills, you know, the authorized military... Authorized use of military force, AUMF.
Yeah.
Used that back in, what, Vietnam or something?
We still use it.
Just keep using it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So, I think we might be in for a rougher ride than anticipated.
I mean, this... Nah.
Nah?
Nah, you and this bullcrap.
No one's going to put up with it.
You're just one step away from predicting the blue helmets.
I'm not saying that.
I didn't say you said it.
I'm saying you're one step away.
No, I'm not one step away.
Okay, two steps.
Okay, maybe two steps.
You say no one's going to stand for it.
Absolutely wrong.
The entire world is going to comply.
They're going to shut their mouths.
They're going to just, oh, just shut up and put the mask on.
And there's already a vaccine, so I might as well get that just to, so I can go back to work because, you know, I work in a restaurant.
I work at retail.
You know, these are the people that will be the poorest, the hardest working, will be the ones who have to deal with this crap once again, and I don't think there's, there's no doubt in my mind that the majority will go along with it because we're, you know, we're still in Ukraine mode.
You know, we still got our Ukraine flag up.
So now, okay, monkeypox!
Monkeypox!
And the funniest bit is that, uh, It's kind of being blamed on gay and bisexual men.
Which I think is just grand.
Well, there's been, there was an interesting, didn't you see the last Bill Maher show?
Yes, I did.
Holy moly.
He went after the whole situation.
It was, I was going to clip it, but it was so damn long and it really should be watched.
We watched it last night.
But he had the punchline in there.
Where's all the gay men in all these organizations now?
They've been kicked out.
Yep.
Exactly what we've said.
And now they're being blamed for monkey pox.
There's really some sort of a war on gay men.
What's that all about?
How did that even start?
In case you haven't noticed, there's a war on men in general.
Yes, we've noticed a war on men.
There's been a war on chicken, a war on men, and now a war on gay men.
No, it's not now.
There's been a war on guns since way before the show.
Yeah, but it was a war on gay men when they put the L in front of the G.
It used to be the GLB community.
Yes, we've pointed that out a lot, but we never thought that as part of the war on gay men.
That's ground zero for the war on gay men.
Well, looking at, in hindsight... Well, the argument goes as follows, paraphrasing.
Well, they already got their gay marriage.
As if lesbians didn't get it, but okay.
They already got everything they need.
They have all the rights.
They're accepted.
We're not accepted!
Yeah, if you haven't seen the Bill Maher episode from this past Friday, it's well worth it.
It was interesting for a couple of reasons.
One, it was long, this was his, okay, the Bill Maher show is structured as follows.
Comes out, does a little monologue, laughs at himself a lot, has a stupid smile.
Interviews somebody who may or may not be anything he's interested in, even when he has somebody who has something to say, he twists it so it's like something he wants to say.
So then he comes out and he does this little panel, then he does new rules, and then he does a little editorial at the end.
So that's the entire show.
Now, this week's new rules, there used to be another segment where he brought somebody out too, but they stopped doing that because of COVID.
This week's new rules, I usually just watch a little bit of the show and then I go to new rules because I find them to be kind of insightful.
And I check out what he has to say at the end, roll my eyes and hang up.
This time, I'm watching the new rules and I'm saying, this is the lamest, there's nothing funny here, this is not funny.
And then I just luckily caught the beginning of his screed.
Yes, it was a screed indeed.
Which he then put together.
And he goes off the deep end on it and I go, oh my god, this is very good.
He nails all the right points.
And then he has this unbelievable conclusion at the end about this war on gay men that I didn't see coming.
The segment was really about the trendiness of trans.
Trans trendiness.
And he said, hey, how is it possible that there's an extraordinary amount of trans children in California?
It was really like we're hurting our children.
He said that.
It was like a QAnon.
You know, we're hurting our children.
This is horrible.
He was specifically targeting the Los Angeles community of Hollywoodites.
Who you go to a dinner party and everybody at the dinner party has a kid who's trans.
How does that work?
And what I found extra interesting is Adam Carolla was one of the guests.
And so Bill Maher starts this bit off by talking about Abigail Shrier's book about this trend, which, you know, she's been cancelled and excoriated.
Joe Rogan had her on, and I remember talking to Joe.
I said, man, that was pretty cool you had her on.
He said, yeah.
No one would have her on.
Adam Carolla refused.
He said, no, it's too dangerous for my show.
And here's this douche sitting there on the panel.
Oh, this is nice.
And he said nothing.
And he said nothing.
Not a single word did he say.
Oh, I don't want to get any trans juice on me.
Chicken shit.
Seriously.
Yeah, he's chicken shit.
And it wasn't funny.
No, that book should be required reading in schools.
Yeah.
Yeah, good luck with that.
Uh, so how do we get to that?
I don't know.
Oh yeah, about the gay men.
Yeah, and then his, and of course he had that, that conclusion because it's been that way for a long time.
Gay men are no good.
It's just, I think they should just drop it all together from the acronym.
Get them out of there.
Get the G out.
Yeah, get the LBB.
We'll just drop the G. We'll take the G. LBB sounds good.
Just make all gay men white men.
Even if they're black.
You're gay, you're a white man.
Whatever it is.
This is the direction it's headed.
We all know it.
We're ready for it.
All right, just a little catch up on COVID, how stupid everybody is.
Let's start, let's start by a little problem, a problem that COVID is causing.
And of all places, I didn't expect it to be in France because I didn't know that the resistance, French resistance was so strong.
Why don't you play this little clip, just a little side beat here.
This is, uh, I had it looked at, uh, hospitals in France.
Okay, can you get a mic a little bit more?
Are you off mic or is that just my setup?
I think you're sure set about that.
Well, it sounds good.
All of us are closer to the other side.
Yeah, well, that might be necessary.
Now, as France heads towards its traditionally long and deep summer break, French hospital staff are sounding the alarm.
Already, some having to shut down emergency services due to staff shortages, tough working conditions, low wages, thousands of health personnel fired as well for refusing to be vaccinated against COVID means that hospitals are really struggling, even before many staff take their breaks.
Wow.
There you go.
So they've lost, it's 50% down in France, and France is supposed to have the best socialized medicine system in the world.
I thought that was the UK.
I thought that was Sweden.
I thought that was Norway.
I thought that was Denmark.
People moved to France from the UK to get their medicine.
But it's the pride and joy of the UK.
The NHS.
We're doing it for the NHS.
What?
Save the NHS.
The number of, you know, it's just an overlooked story by the mainstream media.
The number of professionals in the business who have refused to get the shot because of what they've witnessed firsthand, which is the only reason, as far as I can tell.
They go, they see all these people get the shot.
We had at the dinner table on Friday.
Jesse's has a friend in this same schooling system that they're part of that there's a big rebellion going on it and the woman who was a big vaxxer got the shot and has had nothing but she's been in and out of the hospital with heart problems ever since and her cardiologist told her, according to Jesse, who doesn't take the shot and everyone can talk to her about things because she's reasonable.
According to Jesse, the cardiologist said to this woman, it's because of the vaccine that you have these issues.
And did she believe it?
Yes, she did.
She got the shot.
The next thing you know, she's got a swollen heart.
Yeah, and we had a runner die during the marathon.
There's a conference right now in Valencia in Spain.
And I know people who were there, and they had an executive meeting.
I'm laughing, but I should.
They had an executive meeting the night before, and of course, everyone's vaxxed.
They're doing a huge conference, so that's the requirement for these days, for conferences.
Everyone has to be vaccinated.
And, uh, they have the executives in a big room.
And, uh, boom!
Executive drops dead.
Dead before he even hit the floor.
Next day, they're, uh, they're in the conference venue.
Uh, there's a cafeteria, you know, very, very familiar to these cafeterias in the big hall, the big venue.
Boom!
Waiter drops dead.
Dead before he hit the ground.
30, oh, both 30 years old.
30, 32 years old.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Nothing to see here though, people.
Nothing to see.
Nice!
And Pfizer, besides maybe getting a leg up on discrediting AstraZeneca and Johnson & Johnson, they're really excited about the future.
And we've got Davos starting off today and everyone's out there and I'll be watching CNBC and getting clips of all the elites and we'll figure out the plan for the World Economic Forum and the Great Reset.
They will be talking about it.
That's all they talk about.
And Pfizer CEO Albert Bourla is already there.
Listen to what he says about the great innovations that they have coming.
It is basically a biological chip, but it is in the tablet.
And once you take the tablet and it dissolves into your stomach, it sends a signal that you took the tablet.
So, imagine the applications of that.
Compliance.
The insurance companies to know that the medicines that patients should take, they do take them.
It is fascinating what happens in this field.
You said you couldn't hear him?
I couldn't.
He just potted way down and I could barely understand him.
Well, I haven't changed anything, so I don't know what you're talking about.
Potted way down.
I want you to turn up your speakers.
I can't turn up my speakers, ever.
I want you to listen to what he says here.
...and dissolves into your stomach, sends a signal that you took the tablet.
So, imagine the applications of that.
Compliance.
So what he's saying is they have a pill.
We knew it was coming.
That the minute you take it, it starts dissolving in your stomach.
It sends a signal so that we know that you've taken your proper medications.
Imagine the compliance, he says.
What?
Yeah, that's what he said.
Crank it up.
Hold on.
I don't need to crank it up.
You told me what he said.
So imagine the applications of that compliance.
The compliance?
Yeah.
That's a great, great quotable.
Yeah, if we could hear it.
Unfortunately, the guy talks like an Israeli, even though he's... Oh, he's a rumbler.
Was he South American?
Where's he from again?
He's not Israeli.
Israeli?
No, no, no, no, no.
We made this mistake before.
He's not.
Doesn't matter.
He sounds like Schwab.
He sounds like Klaus Schwab.
They all sound like- They all sound the same.
It's milieu.
It's a milieu.
Milieu.
Exactly.
Exactly.
Alright, back to America.
ABC Good Morning America.
Only dumb people watch.
Dr. Sutton here.
And I, I'm gonna look, I'm gonna be honest with you all when this viewer questioned and I asked you about it here in the break.
Okay, here is the question.
Someone said, can I get COVID more than once?
And you kind of just shrugged and sighed because it seems incredible for some of us that people don't know this.
A lot of us know people who've had it even twice, but you're still getting this question a lot.
I'm sure both of you can answer this question as well as I can.
We understand that you can get COVID-19 more than once, and the Omicron variant more likely than the prior variants.
When we first had the Delta variant, it was less likely, and I think that's what got into the minds of many who are asking this question.
Right now, due to the increased transmissibility of the Omicron variant, And there's suspicion that maybe the association to mild symptoms does not produce a robust immune response that can protect you against having it again.
So the short answer is yes, you can get it more than once.
Unlikely to get it three months after a recent infection, but yes, you can.
And you can get it more than twice, correct?
I've seen unfortunate people who have gotten it four times, and so I think that some are more likely than others, unfortunately.
Safe and effective.
Those vaccines, safe and effective.
I know lots of people who got it.
I know lots of people who got it more than once.
Mimi being one.
Mimi's the only person I know who's gotten it twice and wasn't jabbed.
Everyone else has it, has been jabbed.
They've had it more than once.
Yeah, she's the only one I know of.
Maybe she got the shot.
You know what?
I was just thinking about that.
She was probably like, screw those crackpot and buzzkill douches.
They don't know what they're talking about.
I'm getting the vax.
Yeah, who was it that we're talking about on the other show that double-double-jab, double-vowel?
Oh no, it was one of our late dames in New York, I think.
Double vax, double jab, very proud of it.
Well, the fear is that people's immune systems are just saying, look...
I've had it.
What am I supposed to do?
Bull crap.
What am I supposed to do here?
I'm done.
Almost three years ago, one of the first things we talked about when this, well, two and a half, when this thing kicked off, when COVID kicked off, we knew that digital IDs and passports were coming.
And they did.
And it's all been disjointed.
And they're trying to pull it all together.
And with this monkeypox, maybe another opportunity.
I am happy that I'm not the only one here with the clarion call, but I have a friend in arms, a soldier in arms, a compatriot from the most unexpected place in the world.
I present to you, Naomi Wolf.
Thank you, Steve.
I'm really happy to be here.
I am not overstating this.
I can't say it forcefully enough.
This is literally the end of human liberty in the West, if this plan unfolds as planned.
Vaccine passport sounds like a fine thing if you don't understand what those platforms can do.
I'm CEO of a tech company.
I understand what this platform does.
It's not about the vaccine.
It's not about the virus.
It's about your data.
And once this rolls out, you don't have a choice about being part of the system.
What people have to understand is that any other functionality can be loaded onto that platform with no problem at all.
And what that means is It can be merged with your PayPal account, with your digital currency.
Microsoft is already talking about merging it with payment plans.
Your networks can be sucked up.
It geolocates you everywhere you go.
Your credit history can be included.
All of your medical history can be included.
This has already happened in Israel.
And six months later, we're hearing from activists that it's a two-tier society and that basically activists are ostracized and surveilled continually.
It's the end of civil society and they're trying to roll it out around the world and it is absolutely so much more than a vaccine pass.
I cannot stress enough that it has the power to turn off your life It's catastrophic.
on your life to let you engage in society or be marginalized.
And by the way, the last thing I'll say, IBM has a horrible history with Nazi Germany.
Its subsidiary created a kind of precursor of this with punch cards that allowed the Nazis to keep lists of, again, a two-tiered society, Aryan and Jew, in such a way that they could round up Jews, round up dissidents, round up opposition leaders very, very quickly.
It's catastrophic.
It cannot be allowed to continue.
Well, I can see where I'm going to be replaced if anything goes wrong.
No, she's not.
No.
No way!
I need someone who's against me, not someone who's for me.
Well, you probably prefer that.
She's prettier.
So, uh... Let's go back to 30 years ago or so.
It may even be longer than that, but there was a Frenchman who invented the smart chip that went into... Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Yes?
Oh, hi Naomi!
Yeah, I'll call you back after the show.
I like the fact that you have a big ringer on you.
I know, it's what I do.
So, this thing came out and it was, the promise was, because I was writing about this stuff during that era, and it was, the chip was never introduced to the United States.
It was in Europe, but the United States, and if you look into it you find out why, because they were going to, MasterCard, Visa, and our boys are going to just wait for the patent to run out and we're going to steal the thing.
We're not going to give the guy royalties.
That sounds like us.
That sounds right.
Yeah, of course.
See, we waited it out.
But when it was first invented, they talked about it being a An inclusive chip would go on a credit card for starters, but it could be used in passports and all kinds of places and the idea was that on this one chip you could have exactly what she said.
Health information, credit information, money, bank account, you know, credit, everything.
There's one health records, everything.
And it was praised as a great idea because it was centralized things.
And this is better to have, you know, instead of having a hundred different cards in your wallet, you have this one protocol.
Was this the chip that the Europeans started using initially for payments?
Was that the chip or was it something else?
Yeah, same chip.
And it was also the chip that was hacked.
Of course.
Yes.
And, and I, then I, then I remember this watch is coming out.
They're going to do the same thing.
And IBM had some products and they were, and this is that era where the, your refrigerator was going to call the repair man when it felt that it needs.
No, no, it was going to order.
It was going to order the milk for me when I was out.
Well, there was going to be, you're going to get milk ordered.
Everything was going to, you know, be all like that in the background.
But it took so long to roll any of these futuristic ideas out, because they couldn't do it, that we started seeing the chinks in the armor, where you'd start to say, well wait a minute, do I really want this?
And the mentality of the public changed completely from those early days of rah-rah to now, and that's why I don't think these things are going to work out.
And it was the left that was against it, I'll bet.
Political left, am I correct?
Probably.
The political left was against all this sort of thing, including just tech in general, until recently.
Now they're all gung-ho warmongers.
What happened?
How did that switch places?
Well, mark this down in your little history book, because in 10, 15 years from now, there'll be some podcast who is saying, hey, you know, there are people who are saying that the party switched on issues.
I mean, is that true?
That doesn't sound right.
You know, this has happened throughout history and it's always discredited in the official literature.
No!
No, it's always the Republicans who are racist.
No, it's always the Republicans who are warmongers.
Just of note, the switching where the parties supposedly switch from one to the other completely is not the same as... this is not a switch, this is a slow evolution.
And the change from being gung-ho for these technologies back in the late 70s to being very skeptical about these technologies in the 2020s, you know, 50 years later, is an evolution of thought.
It's not like somebody flipped the switch.
The evolution of Silicon Valley to being left-wing is something that snuck up on you.
Yeah, but it happened in a very short period.
Yeah, I would say, well, 15 years.
Is that long?
Do you consider that long?
I think it was longer than that.
I think it took, I think the ramp was longer.
I think the ramp began in the 80s.
When Silicon, we were doing this show and Silicon Valley was still hand, the CEOs were handing out Ayn Rand's book.
And, you know, and there's all this objectivism talk and greed is good.
And then all of a sudden it became very unpopular almost overnight.
No, I agree.
I'm not going to argue about the Ayn Rand thing, but the same people that were handing out that Ayn Rand book were liberals to begin with.
You're talking about people like John Doar.
Yeah.
Massive contributors to the Democrat Party.
He was one of these Ayn Randers.
But it was also the, you know, the PayPal guys, the big brawny guys.
Eh, it doesn't really matter.
But there was a switch, and it brings this all together, with Elon Musk, who now all of a sudden is like, I'm voting Republican!
That's a switch.
There's your technology guy all of a sudden switching to the other side, publicly making a big deal out of it.
That's not something to be underestimated.
No, it's a big deal.
No, I know.
But then again, he says, he says, okay, now they're going to watch them come after me.
He made that comment in one of his tweets, if you recall.
And now they're coming, I mean, they are coming after him, but I think they were coming after him before he made that comment.
This is the business insider thing when he's exposing himself Al Gore style to some woman.
Oh man, I got to read this to you.
I gotta read this.
This killed me.
This is the little piece of that article.
So, he propositioned a flight attendant.
And here's how it went.
It was a corporate flight attendant.
A flight attendant in his own jet.
Yeah, a corporate flight attendant.
The flight attendant told her friend that billionaire SpaceX and Tesla founder asked her to come to his room during a flight in late 2016 for, quote, a full body massage.
When she arrived, the attendant found that Musk was completely naked except for a sheet covering the lower half of his body.
During the massage, the declaration says... That's not completely naked now, is it?
I want to point that little tidbit out.
This is the kind of writing you're getting today.
Completely naked, except that he's dressed... It's like saying Adam was completely naked under his clothes.
That's exactly right.
During the massage, the declaration says, Musk exposed his genitals and then touched her and offered to buy her a horse if she would do more, referring to the performance of sex acts.
And then the article, this is the best writing, the attendant, who rides horses, declined to continue with the massage without engaging in any sexual conduct.
Hey Elon, I want a horse!
Come on, man.
What does it take to get a horse out of you?
It's just the way it's written to us.
He exposes his genitals and then says, hey, you like horses?
Get a load of this.
I think they left some facts out of this thing.
I mean, come on.
That's the first thing I thought of.
Oh, my side hurts!
Now, keeping with my theory on Elon Musk, who is, and we'll see how the markets open tomorrow, but ask around if any of your friends are considering advertising on Twitter at the moment.
I guarantee you they'll say no, not until we find out how many people are actually seeing our ads that we're paying for.
So, my prognostication of him destroying Twitter is well underway.
Him joining the Republican Party or voting for Republicans?
This guy is out to destroy the Republican Party!
Do not trust this man!
You watch!
Right next to destroying Twitter, he's gonna try and destroy the Republican Party.
This guy is a heat-seeking missile, and everyone's fawning over him like idiots.
He's up to no good!
He's normalizing ESG.
He's normalizing it.
It's not, oh, ESG is horrible.
No.
Hey man, how come I got kicked out of the S&P 500 ESG?
Because I make electric cars.
Yeah, but you got racism in the workplace.
He's normalizing this stuff.
By the way, I have a photo of a Bank of America app.
Yeah, I can't verify this because I don't have Bank of America, but it clearly shows my ESG score and it shows 7.5 and a little green line that's, I guess, because this Bank of America customer is a good doobie and is buying the right things and doing... What?
Yeah.
Individuals are not having ESG scores?
When did that begin?
This started with the investment accounts.
Investment accounts from, I think Merrill Lynch.
Yeah, for sure Merrill Lynch, they already have this.
So I'm an investor with Merrill Lynch, and I buy a bunch of stock in coal mines, Chevron, I buy some stock in some, how about lithium mine?
No, no, your app will electrocute you.
It's not going to warn you.
If you're buying, if you're investing in that stuff, your ESG score will be negative.
And yes, that shows up in your Merrill Lynch account, your ESG score.
And what difference does it make what my ESG score is?
Let's add that to the mix.
Is it for the cocktail parties?
No, maybe once everything's all integrated into Naomi Wolf's app, then you'll be seen as a bad person.
Maybe you won't get access to a mortgage for the next house you're going to buy.
Maybe, you know, other things will start getting turned off.
I mean, I know you're, in a way, you're just being contrarian, but I know you see it.
I know you see that this is totally possible.
You just have faith in humanity.
That's your mistake.
This is, these people are evil.
Nobody's putting up with this crap.
I'm sorry?
Okay, no one's putting up with it, John.
Come on, man.
They're all gonna, people will be proud.
Look at my ESG score.
This is dopamine.
I'm not saying there's a bunch of, there's not a bunch of nudniks out there that are, would be like this.
And they're the people to be shunned.
Well, it's going to be all your friends and neighbors out there.
Well, I am in kind of the wrong spot to be making these arguments.
But times change.
All right.
That's fine.
Hey, I'm in Texas, man.
I feel good.
I don't need no ESG score out here.
We take care of our own.
They're all vaxxed around.
You admitted it yourself.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, we're all vaxxed.
The overnight reverse repo market, which I've been tracking, is beautiful.
This is banks lending to each other.
Actually, they lend from the Fed.
It used to be overnight.
Now it's, keep the money for a couple weeks.
It's now at an all-time high.
It has not stopped rising since 2019 when I started tracking it.
Now at 1.98 trillion dollars.
There's a sick sister in the system, John.
Something is wrong.
There's someone, maybe multiple people, it could be a hedge fund, it could be a bank, you know, the former New York banker told us that it possibly could be Goldman Sachs, but this was, again, two years ago or so.
Well, he thought Goldman Sachs would be out of business by now, didn't he?
No, he didn't say that, but he said, you know, it's likely Goldman Sachs if anyone has a problem in the banking sector, but it's probably more than that.
You know, it could be a big hedge fund, you know, this Luna meltdown.
That was a lot of money, you know.
Yeah, it was a lot of phony baloney money, but someone took a bath on all that stuff.
And this came in on the overnight from China.
What does it potentially tell us about further risk ahead?
Hi Heidi, happy Friday.
Not so happy for a lot of China's hedge fund managers because they are being forced to sell their stocks in a highly volatile market.
From the story what we know is about 2,350 hedge funds have fallen below a threshold that requires them to slash stock exposures by about 50%.
And many are also heading below a level that requires liquidation.
So the Chinese hedge fund guys are being forced to liquidate up to 50%.
This is not good.
I don't know much about investing, but I know that that's not good.
That's by the government.
The Chinese government has decided that a number of bad things aren't good for their long-term strategies because they're long-term thinkers, supposedly.
Yeah.
And so they're just putting the clamps down on these guys that are mimicking Western ways.
Let's see how it's going here in the U.S., CBS.
Plenty of Americans are seeing red tonight and feeling the financial pressure of an economy potentially heading toward recession.
From coast to coast, customers and businesses are trying to make ends meet, but they're telling CBS News that is becoming more difficult every day.
There are danger signs everywhere tonight for the American consumer.
The cost of gas continues to rise.
The prices are getting crazy.
Food prices are spiking.
I love that insert!
I wish I could ISO that.
The cost of gas continues to rise.
The prices are getting crazy.
The prices are getting crazy!
Food prices are spiking.
We don't have that kind of money.
And corporate profits are taking major hits, sending markets plummeting this week.
The Dow down for seven straight weeks, the worst Wall Street performance in more than two decades.
The war in Ukraine and COVID-related factory closures in China are fueling the worst inflation in 40 years.
Let's check the pump!
JPMorgan estimates that if current trends continue, we could see nationwide averages above $6 per gallon by August.
Oh, goodness.
We have 690 so far here.
Yeah, but you're not part of America.
No, that's true.
You're part of commie land.
Here's my prediction.
We will see.
Here's my prediction.
We will see.
Because this has been grinding on too long.
We'll have like a two or three thousand point drop in one day on the Dow.
That's coming.
And it'll be for a reason.
There'll be a catalyst.
And that's when we'll finally figure out where the bottom of this is.
It's gotta come out.
There's too much happening.
I can just feel it in my loins.
Play this clip.
Food shortage.
Worldwide.
Yeah, that's another one.
Now the global food crisis caused by the war in Ukraine threatens to tip tens of- Did you catch that little ditty that just blew right in front of it?
Caused by the war in Ukraine?
Oh, is that the only- is that the only reason?
This is, I think, uh, this is French 24, Dorchesterville.
This is not a local reporter.
No.
This is mimicking what Biden has to say.
This is narrative.
Now, the global food crisis caused by the war in Ukraine threatens to tip tens of millions of people over the edge into food insecurity, followed by malnutrition, mass hunger and famine.
That is the warning from the UN Secretary General, Antonio Guterres.
As he said, he is in intense contact with Russia, Ukraine, Turkey, the United States and the European Union in an effort to restore Ukrainian grain exports.
Guterres saying he is hopeful, but there's still a way to go.
The Russian invasion in Ukraine is amplifying and accelerating all these factors.
Climate change, COVID-19, and inequality.
What?
Climate change, COVID-19, and inequality?
That's what's causing it?
Yeah, I thought it was the war in Ukraine.
That's what I did too, but I guess not.
It's climate change.
Everything's climate change.
By the way, when he introduced that guy, did he say the terrorist?
Oh, I don't know.
Hold on a second.
What clip was that again?
Who's short in the show?
Let me listen to how he intros them.
The Russian invasion in... Gutierrez saying he is... Gutierrez.
Oh, Gutierrez.
His name is Gutierrez.
Oh, Gutierrez.
He said Gutierrez.
He said it in a weird way.
The terrorist.
The terrorist.
Well, from now on he will be... In exports, Gutierrez saying he is... He will be, uh... The terrorist.
Yes.
He will be the terrorist from now on.
We don't have to worry about that.
I'm kind of with you on that.
I think that USA will be okay.
And really, when it comes down to it, as ABC's Good Morning America shows us, you don't have to worry about it.
The famine will be for black people in Africa.
When the rain stopped and the goats started dying, this was all that was left to eat.
All you eat all day is this?
Ikiru is about 10, walking over 20 miles a day to forage for these rock-hard palm fruit.
At least 15 million people across drought-stricken Kenya, Ethiopia and Somalia won't eat today or tomorrow.
Half of them children, like Ikiru.
We traveled to northern Kenya with the International Rescue Committee, where four failed rains have killed crops.
If there are no crops here now, what do people eat?
Nothing.
And millions of livestock.
In their village, Ikiru's family spends hours bashing out a few meager calories from that palm fruit.
Adding to the drought have been swarms of locusts and soaring food and fuel prices.
Meantime, international aid to the region has plummeted 95%.
So we're looking at possibly the worst famine in a generation.
Yes.
Or more.
Yes, the worst.
It is heartbreaking.
That means 6 million more people will fall into hunger in the coming weeks, and many won't survive.
According to Save the Children, in the Horn of Africa, a person is dying of hunger every 48 seconds.
Nothing to worry about.
It's Africa.
It's the Horn!
What I did read this morning is that the apparent supply of wheat is down to 10 weeks worth.
A global supply?
Yeah?
Does that sound right?
Uh, no.
No?
Doesn't sound right?
No, it doesn't sound right.
Hmm.
I wonder what that would like.
A lot of wheat in storage.
Yeah.
That's what they're talking about.
What, uh, why is wheat so important?
The French, for example, have, they, they're self-sustaining with wheat.
They don't even need wheat.
Why is wheat so important?
Bread.
Is that the only thing people care about?
Can we give them beef?
I was reading some defense stuff on it.
It said the way you should look at it is wheat equals bread.
Equal sign.
Wheat equals bread.
Period.
You don't have to look at anything else any further than that.
And bread's a massive staple worldwide.
Yeah.
Can it be replaced by anything?
Oh, never mind.
Nothing that... No, I know the answer.
I know the answer.
Bugs.
Bugs.
Actually, that's probably... Yeah, bugs.
Bugs.
Sorghum, but bugs.
Well, there's lots of bugs in Africa.
I don't know what they're complaining about.
What are they complaining... Just pick it off your face!
By the way, ladies and gentlemen, this is us being cavalier jerk-offs.
Yes, do not get mad.
We get your support to do this.
You want us to do it.
Yes, I know.
You need us to do it.
Somebody's got to do it.
Eat the damn bugs.
By the way, another prediction from over a decade ago.
How long have we been talking about the elites of the world making us eat bugs?
Yeah.
Forever.
I think since the very beginning of the show.
It's been the theme.
Tastes like poop.
I mean, it's old, that material.
The report is in.
United States Airlines desperate for pilots, and they're considering cutting training requirements, which is supposed to make you, oh, I'm afraid we have an untrained pilot.
Don't worry about that.
Apparently, a guy with no flying experience can land a Cessna 208, so you have nothing to worry about a 747 or 737.
By the way, I didn't clip it, but a lot of pilots agree with me that that guy's full of crap, the guy who landed it.
Even though one of our producers knows him, he's been flying Right seat in that plane for seven years.
He's landed it with the pilot before.
It was a bullcrap story.
It's a good story.
I'd go for that.
I'd do that story.
Yeah.
It's dishonest.
You can auto-land a plane with these big airlines.
I've been on one when there were too many exercises.
Oh no!
Really?
They have that technology?
So I'm in, oh, I'm coming down on, I forgot what it was, what, I think it was a DC, not a DC, but a 757.
Yeah.
And so, so we come down, it comes down at a funny steep angle and it hits the, it hits.
Always a little hard, a little hard on the, a little bounce.
A little hard bounces into the air.
And then it hits again real hard twice, and then we float over to the terminal, and the pilot sheepishly comes on, and he says, this was their, I think they have to do this every so often, they have to do this test, this auto-landing test, and apologized profusely.
Okay, so that's bullshit.
He fucked up the landing, because those things don't do that.
The auto landing is really sophisticated.
It's not even sophisticated, but it's really perfect.
Unless you have a 5G transmitter nearby.
He landed, he bounced, and he blamed it on the computer.
I'm not saying that's not possible, because I don't know the guy, I don't know the details, and he could be full of it.
But that's the story.
And I thought it was funny.
Well, if you recall, the Obama administration started the Next Gen Aviation Initiative, which I guess has been stalled, or I don't know where it is.
They put a couple billion dollars into it, and the whole idea was no pilots.
And I think this might be playing into it.
Let's look for the next-gen aviation system.
Oh, now you're talking.
There you go.
Let's look for the next-gen aviation network to get some funding.
We have to spend this money because we can't get pilots.
We can't get them.
Nobody knows how to fly.
And it's just a bounce, people.
Don't worry.
It's just a bounce on landing.
And we missed an election.
I didn't know that Australia was voting.
Yeah.
Scott Morrison out.
Australian voters ended nine years of conservative rule in the country, ousting him for the center-left Labour Party leader Anthony Albanese, who campaigned on promises to take tough action on climate change.
Yeah, the Aussies have been finally sold the Bill of Goods.
If you remember that red-headed woman that was running this country, she was really mean.
Oh, Australia you mean?
Yeah.
The redhead, yeah.
Mm-hmm.
She was a mean woman and she would go, if you got to watch the parliament and you had that back and forth question time, whatever it is, that she would just rip people to shreds.
What was her name again?
Somebody in the chat room should know.
Well, we only have trolls when we have chats.
So she ran and got elected on the promises of climate change being a hoax, and it's, you know, we don't need to kill ourselves trying to do anything.
But then she started going, pushing all kinds of climate change agendas, and she got pretty much ousted.
Julia!
Julia Gillard!
Oh, man!
Oh, she was great for the show!
I forgot all about her!
Oh, she was amazing.
Oh, let's play a throwback clip.
Just for yucks.
Oh, man.
She was a gem for the show.
Here is Gilead dodges a sandwich.
Australian Prime Minister Julia Gillard has been forced to dodge a flying sandwich for the second time this month.
She was greeting children at Lynham High School in Canberra when a student flung the salami snack.
Oh, I think Kat must have thought I was hungry.
And there's this one.
Remember the face plant she did?
Some tough times for the Australian Prime Minister, Julia Gillard.
Had an embarrassing moment this morning in New Delhi, India.
She was visiting a memorial to Mahatma Gandhi, and she took a tumble.
Later, she said one of her heels got stuck in the soft grass.
Thankfully, she was not hurt at all.
She also pointed out that men get to wear flat shoes all the time.
Yes, we do.
Speaking of flat shoes... She could wear flat shoes if she wanted.
But anyway... Wait, this is what she was really about.
There will be no carbon tax under the government I lead.
We need to price carbon.
Pricing carbon is the right thing to do and I said that during the election campaign.
No you did not!
That's right, she promised no carbon tax and then she switched around and they got her out of there eventually.
And so the Australians, so they were going to be tough against this sort of nonsense, carbon tax for example.
And now this guy gets in?
What happened?
What changed?
How did Australians get brainwashed?
Oh, it's easy.
Albanese, he's also known as Albo, that'll be his name, show name, Albo, campaigned on improving free health care and advocating for the LGBT community.
There you go.
There you go.
That's it.
You cannot vote against the LGBT, or should we say the LBT?
LBTs.
Why don't we just make it BLT?
Bisexual, lesbian, trans.
We don't need G's anymore.
G's are with us now.
All the gay men are now with this podcast.
We welcome the G's.
Welcome to you G's.
Hey G's.
Hey G, how you doing?
So yeah, so that's what, so Australia's circling the drain.
In Germany, the producer price index, now this is not the same as inflation from the consumer price index, this is prices for making stuff, I think?
This would be the same, I think this is the equivalent of our wholesale price index.
And what does that represent?
It represents what you just said.
Producing things.
Cost of goods.
Manufacturing.
In general, the producer price index shows inflation of 33.5%.
Energy prices, which is the headline inflation number for producers, up 87.3%.
That's what you get for shutting down your nukes.
Yeah, and let's shut off Russian gas.
That makes nothing but sense.
Yeah, shut off the gas, shut off the oil, shut off the nukes, and then bitch.
Uh, here's a story.
France is having some issues too with their nukes.
This is a nuke story.
Nukes in France.
As the world faces the specter of ongoing energy price rises, there's an added difficulty here in France.
Now, France is highly reliant on nuclear power, but of the 56 reactors in operation, 29 of them are currently shut down.
Now, the current fleet is partly shut due to planned maintenance, but others are being safety checked due to unexpected problems.
It's a squeeze on France's energy supply.
Over half of France's nuclear reactors are offline for maintenance, confirmed French nuclear regulator the ASN on Tuesday.
30 units have been switched off while 26 continue to function.
Most of those 30 are offline for scheduled maintenance or 10-year outages.
But 12 have been shut down after routine checks by State and EDF revealed corrosion on the pipes, like seen here.
The injection pipes, which collect water in case of a leak, are essential to a nuclear power plant's safety.
Of the 12 reactors, 5 have been shut down for work, and 7 others will be checked.
The most recent models are some of those most severely affected.
The shutdown means EDF, which supplies all of France's atomic energy, has been forced to import power from the European grid, compensating for its lack of production.
It comes as demand for energy soars amidst the global gas crisis.
Energy experts fear the potential decrease in production could raise bills this winter.
The head of French nuclear regulator, ASN, warned on Tuesday that fixing some of the corrosion problems could take several years.
Nuclear energy makes up for around 70% of the country's total electricity production.
Yeah, that's their jam.
What does Macron have to say?
Nothing.
I'm a little, uh, before we take a break here, I'm a little disappointed because you promised something and you, you welched.
I did?
Yeah, you were going to give us cool Johnny Depp Amber Heard clips.
Oh yeah, I'm still working on it.
Yeah, it's like, come on man, this is... They may bring Johnny back on the stand.
Did you know that you can bet in Vegas on the outcome of some of this trial?
I wouldn't be surprised.
Yes.
It's a good bet.
Yes, here's one of them.
This is, I did not clip this of course, this is from some Is this a sports show?
I don't know what this is from, but let's listen.
That was her subjective belief that she was a victim.
Let's go to some of the betting that is taking place out there.
Question one, who will the court have found to have defecated in the bed?
This became a big issue in the case, and apparently there's been a lot of discussion around this.
Amber Heard, plus 150.
The Dawgs, plus 175.
plus 150, the dogs plus 175, Johnny Depp plus 300, and the security guards plus 1,000.
So it's neck and neck between Amber Heard and the dogs for who likely did it.
I am more shocked that the security made the list.
So people are now theorizing that they deliberately did this to frame Amber Heard.
That was the bigger shocker from that.
My money's on the dogs.
I think it'll have to go to the dogs.
None of them are going to determine that.
Mimi and I like to talk about this case because she's been following it closely.
Closer than I have.
So I started doing a little background into Amber Heard.
She was actually quite successful.
She was a leading lady in a number of movies, but she was doing like three movies a year.
Mostly B-movies, some higher quality movies.
No, she had a couple of winners there, I thought.
Well, she did, she was doing a lot of movies.
She's done a lot of films and, and I never even heard of her actually before this, uh, because what am I paying attention to?
I guess I'm not that interested, but, uh, I saw I downloaded two of her, the one, the executive produced one movie and I think she was such a pain in the ass to work with, no one would let her do it again.
And so I downloaded that movie.
I downloaded two different movies.
It's the only way I could get them.
They don't have them for sale.
And so I took the... I did my due diligence as a producer of the show to download these movies.
She's terrible!
Yeah, if I can interrupt you.
You are right.
What a bunch of dogs.
Should I just read down the list?
Sure, yeah.
Friday Night Lights, Drop Dead Sexy, North Country, Alpha Dog, All the Boys Love Mandy Lane, Remember the Days, Never Back Down, The Informers, Pineapple Express.
Okay, Pineapple Express, that was a great movie.
Exterminators, The Joneses, Zombieland.
Okay, I'll give you Zombieland.
The Stepfather, I think that might have been her serious acting debut.
And soon The Darkness, The River Wye, The Ward, Drive Angry, then The Rum Diary.
Syrup, Paranoia, Machete Kills, Three Days to Kill, The Adderall Diaries, One More Time, Magic Mike XXL, The Danish Girl, I Do Until I Don't, Justice League, Her Smell, London Fields, Aquaman, big movie, Gully, and Zack Snyder's Justice League.
There's not a lot of recognizable names in there for me.
I'm no movie buff.
But she did a lot of movies.
A lot of movies!
Yeah.
And she, uh, so you watch any of these movies and she's very, you know, she's, she looks good.
That's about all you can say.
And she, uh, and she was a leading lady in a number of these movies and, you know, and it was like, it's a shallow-ish, uh, they're, um, fraternity kind of films.
I mean, you know.
Yeah.
I don't know.
Does she show her boobs in these movies?
I don't know.
It's hard to watch the movie at all.
But the one, I think she was executive producer in some film and she ended up, if you look at that film, it turns out that's when she was dating Depp and Depp did a cameo.
Right.
And she was also the lead actress.
I'm thinking, you know, Depp had something to do with some of these situations for her.
Oh, there were pictures of her in The Fappening.
The fappening?
You remember the fappening?
No.
Oh my goodness, the fappening!
Yeah, that was when the iPhone was reasonably new and hackers had figured out how to get people's pictures off of their iCloud accounts and a whole bunch of Hollywood celebrities.
Oh, I remember that.
So I guess she was in the fappening.
She was one of the people whose pictures were leaked?
Yeah.
And that didn't do it for her.
You think she would have gotten something?
That's funny.
I don't remember that.
I remember that situation.
That was around 2008.
Possibly.
Let me see that.
Well, the iPhone came out in 2007.
I think it was about a year after that or 2009 at the latest.
And that would be, she started her career around 2004.
So I think that's, but she probably thought there was a good publicity stunt.
I don't know how that worked out.
These are interesting photos.
She had like a sign like this Texas bitch will eat anything you want.
A little sketch.
You said sketch twice today in today's show.
Yeah, well you'll hear it again.
I don't know why you're saying it because you should be saying sketchy.
Sketch is a small drawing.
Look, don't snuff me bro.
Okay, continue with your analysis of her naked pictures.
Oh no, I have nothing left to say.
I can just see you there staring.
Not really, but you know, I'm waiting for the rest of your analysis of her.
You started it.
I was just said the analysis that I don't think she's a very good actress and she just, you know, she hasn't... You had a whole different analysis the other day, but I guess you're not going there now.
About her time in New York?
The different analysis was Mimi's.
It's actually my wife's analysis.
Oh, there you go.
This is what we needed.
We needed to blame this next bit on someone else.
Mimi is totally appropriate.
Especially now she has COVID again.
And who's been watching nothing but these things.
And she says, why do they keep leaving out Amber's little jaunt when she left home?
She ran away from home in Austin.
No, in Westlake, which is worse than Austin.
Okay, it's worse than Austin.
It's the hoity-toity girls.
She goes to New York.
And they keep leaving this out of their bio.
And it's not in the Wikipedia.
She went to New York for a year or two.
And then if you look at these early pictures, she thinks that she may have been working, quote unquote, in New York as a high-end escort, because that's what she looks like if you look at those early photos.
If you look at those photos, you go, holy crap, she looks like a girl that would be expensive in New York.
How expensive would you peg her at, John?
I'm looking at the photos.
Five grand.
All right.
Now that everyone is tuned out, I'd like to thank you for your courage.
Nobody's tuned out.
This is the kind of stuff people want to hear.
These kinds of opinions, which is all that is.
I have no proof except none.
I'd like to thank you for your ex- That's my wife, by the way, not me.
I had nothing to do with these thoughts.
I would like to thank you for your exceptional courage and say in the morning to you, the man who put the sea in Amber Heard's probable constipation issues, ladies and gentlemen, Mr. John C. DuBois.
There!
In the morning to you, Mr. Adam Curry.
Also, in the morning to all ships and seaboats on the ground, feedin' the air, subs and lard, names and ice out there.
Right on, man.
Where's the dog?
Right on.
Oh, what, the dog needs, what, the dog's on skid?
No, no, the dog will be, that woke the dog up.
Oh, this is never good.
Let's see.
Does the dog have to do it?
No, the dog's not saying anything.
He's downstairs.
I didn't ask if the dog was talking.
I said, does the dog have to do it?
Anyway.
In the morning!
No, when a dog barks to me, they're saying something.
In the morning to the trolls in the troll room.
Good to see y'all there.
Uh, we don't even know how much y'all is.
Why don't we check that out for a second?
Y'all.
Put your hands up, trolls.
Come on, let me see how many we got there.
Oh, they're scurrying away.
Hey, there they are.
2087, uh, for this Sunday.
All right, good to have y'all here.
Oh, we're getting back.
Okay, last... It's like getting back to, uh... To normal levels.
Yeah.
Well, no.
Normal levels were averaging around 26 on Sundays.
26.
OK, well, you know, but it's better than it was.
We're moving up.
We're moving on up to the big time.
Moving on up.
That's right.
The Trolls are in the Troll Room.
You can find that at trollroom.io and you can listen to this show live.
You can listen to so many different shows that you can listen to live, but also recorded shows.
How many shows are on noagendastream.com?
All we have to do is wait for Sir Bemrose, who I think is listening, to 43.
There it is.
Boom.
43 shows.
It is by far the best podcast network anywhere.
Probably.
Because everyone's promoting each other, everyone is helping each other.
Yeah, it's a log rolling.
That's what you're supposed to do.
Everyone's log rolling.
Yeah, that's the term.
Yeah, there's a boomer term for us and we both know it.
Yeah, everyone's log rolling.
But, you know, it's because of the stream.
The stream is where people discover stuff.
You want discovery?
Go to trollroom.io and you'll discover all kinds of interesting people.
And they're trolls, but, you know, we call them people.
So go have a look at that.
Or you can always follow us at noagendasocial.com.
This is our social network that is without algorithms.
It's part of the Fediverse, which means you can interact with us from far away in all kinds of disparate servers.
It's a protocol that is implemented in many different types of little social networks.
It's distributed by its nature.
And you can follow John C. Dvorak at noagendasocial.com, Adam at noagendasocial.com, because that's where the conversation is taking place.
And I always like it.
We discuss a lot of things, including the donation segment.
That was a good thread on there.
And we'd like to thank the artist for episode 1452.
We titled that Toxic Stew.
If you listened to the show, you knew we would do that.
The art, one of my favorites now that I've seen it several times, brought to us by Capitalist Agenda, making it two in a row for him.
This was Elon destroying Twitter.
By opening it up and gears and bots and stuff is popping out.
His little Elon is sitting there with his- His little Elon.
That really did it with his Tesla- his Tesla shirt.
He's got a wrench.
Did you notice the jack?
I thought that- I think that was very subliminal.
At least that's the way I took it.
Did you- are you looking at the picture?
No, I'm going to it right now.
So the- so this Twitter thing is on a red jack.
And I thought, gee, that- Did Capitalist Agenda do that to represent Jack Dorsey?
If so, brilliant.
If not, brilliant.
No, no way.
That's too much.
That's how I took it.
I said, oh, that's the Jack, because I'm looking for all the little memes.
You know, what are these?
We've got to note that one thing about artists is that a lot of them subconsciously Put stuff in the art, but they don't know it until you point it out to them.
And then they take credit.
Bastards.
No, they actually don't take credit.
They don't care.
From what I can tell, I know of many, they don't seem to care, but they find it interesting.
Oh, yeah, that's interesting.
Yeah, that's good.
Yeah, yeah, okay, I can see that.
That's what they would be, the way Capitalist Agenda would be looking at it.
Well, artists think in weird ways, though, man.
Yeah, but most of it's natural.
It just happens.
I mean, that little guy with holding the wrench and the Tesla logo is hilarious.
And what is the exclamation mark over his head?
You know, what's the point?
It doesn't matter.
The whole thing.
We liked it.
It's a great piece because it's so funny.
We liked it.
Now, what's interesting... And what are these spiders?
Are they eyeballs with legs?
Those are the bots.
The bots.
Those are the bots.
The bots that Elon is using.
The bot count to destroy Twitter's business model.
Now, so I'll say it right now.
A couple of springs.
So the way this works, if you're an aspiring artist, even if you're just not an artist, doesn't matter, anyone can participate.
NoahArtGenerator.com is where you can upload your art.
Most of these artists, or all of the artists, are doing this while listening to the live stream, trying to come up with stuff that'll fit and have it done in time for us to choose from by the time we end the show.
So I can tell you right now, today, I would say there's a high unlikelihood of us choosing anything with a monkey on it.
What do you think?
I'm not going to pick any monkey stuff.
Go look at what's been submitted so far.
I'm looking now.
There's a bunch of monkeys.
It's like everyone's putting monkeys in.
I like the monkey with Bill Gates.
Who did that one?
That's funny.
BG and the bear.
That's actually funny.
Yeah, that has potential.
That has potential.
Let's see what else we were looking at.
I don't like using images of these people as much as people like to submit it.
No, I agree.
I don't think it's... I mean, the one we both really wanted, but there was a technical problem with it, was Tonta Neal's I Follow JCD.
I don't remember.
That's the babe.
Oh, the babe.
Oh, yes.
No, yeah, the babe.
The babe was great!
Or as we call it, cheesecake.
Yeah.
The babe was great, but the Twitter logo, it made it, I follow JCD, hard to read.
Well, the follow, there was the W is... Is obfuscated.
Wiped out by the... No, the O, it's the O. Oh, yeah, and then the W is wiped out by the... Whatever, the lighting.
By the lighting.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, it's well done, kind of.
Didn't quite make it, though.
No, it wasn't going to hold.
It's not going to beat that Twitter thing, that's for sure.
What else did we have?
We had a lot of Kareem Abdul Jean-Pierre.
No.
Scary Poppins.
No.
George Bush Obama morph.
Yeah, like we haven't seen.
Oh, no, no.
Joe Obama.
That's never going to fly.
It was Biden and Obama.
Joe Biden.
Joe Obama.
Uh, I like the Twitter toast from Darren O'Neal.
Just, Twitter toast.
Yeah, you, you, that popped right, yeah.
I liked it.
I thought it was... I didn't dislike it.
But I thought it was so simplistic that it was, uh, and it was like a gag, you know, it's being toast.
Yeah, I don't know.
It's a little, it was too much for me to, uh, in your face.
No, and Capitalist Agenda was just better.
Um, another one that you liked was Tantaniel's outhouse with the Russian flag.
Cause they hate toilets, apparently.
You know, I asked Sir Gene.
I said, hey man.
Because he heard it.
I said, is this true?
The Russians hate toilets?
His answer?
What's a toilet?
Yeah, exactly.
The All Bug Hot Dog.
You, for some reason, you liked that one.
I didn't think it was really good.
No, I didn't.
I don't remember saying anything about the All Bug Hot Dog.
Yeah, you did.
You were in love with it.
You were in love with it.
You're like, God, I really love this piece.
The one I like that you're not mentioning is the Scary Poppins.
No, I did just mention it.
I just mentioned it.
Scary Poppins.
I thought you mentioned The Outhouse with its flag on it.
Yeah, before that, I mentioned Scary Poppins.
You're not listening.
It's Gary Poppins.
The one I liked, I did like... Big balls, big balls.
Red-pilled the testosterone with the Republican logo on it.
Yeah, yeah.
Without the story, it looks like we're red-pilling someone.
It wasn't a choice.
I think we made the right choice.
It was by far... No, there was no comparison.
Heads and shoulders above everything else.
Oh, I see, the all-bug hot dog with the kind of Kirkland look for the no agenda thing.
That was, by the way, subtle, but also by capitalist agenda, so I didn't... What difference does it make?
We'll pick one, we'll pick the other.
Yeah.
So yeah, that was a nice piece because I like the Kirkland touch.
Told you you were in love with it.
I wasn't in love with it.
You were, you were drooling.
I love it.
I love that so much.
I love it so much.
Uh, so you can watch this- I did like big balls encounter.
I know you did.
That's true.
I know you did.
Yeah.
That I did like.
It's funny.
So people, uh, like to refresh noagendaartgenerator.com during the show.
And that's, it's now become its own game to see, oh, this'll be it.
No, that'll be it.
Oh, maybe this one will be, which one was it?
It's become a, it's become a whole, it's gamified, man.
It's gamified.
And I would say that the artists are always, you know, jabbing back and forth on No Agenda Social.
You want to follow a couple of those guys and gals if you really want to get into the action.
Just wait until everything's published and Dreb Scott has done the chapters.
You know, you can wait a few hours or maybe like listen to the Sunday show on Monday.
I think most people do.
And you'll get the podcasting 2.0 features, which is a lot, including a full transcript.
Um, he uses a lot of these images for chapters.
So if you want to go to a certain spot on the podcast.
And you get one of these apps, which are completely compatible with all podcasts.
You can get anything.
In fact, there's no deplatforming on these apps.
So things that are gone from Apple and Spotify, you can get, go to newpodcastapps.com.
And for those of you using Spotify, oh, there's a big hullabaloo today, John.
This is crazy.
You've heard of brand safety.
Which of course is the reason why podcasting will never be a huge media platform, for advertising at least, is because you can't be sure that these podcasts are safe and advertisers want no big advertisers.
Yeah, we're talking about, you know, Amber Heard and her New York escapades.
That kind of stuff would not fly.
But, turns out, Spotify is reversing it and the Wild Turkey, which is a, um, is that bourbon?
Or is it whiskey?
It's bourbon.
Bourbon.
Wild Turkey has placed a huge advertising buy on Spotify podcasts and if you look at Twitter, podcasters are flipping out because they're podcasters who have religious podcasts, podcasters who have definitely, you know, do not want an alcoholic beverage advertised on their podcast.
It's not just that.
There's a lot.
And here's the thing.
People are tweeting, Hey, Spotify, when did I give you permission to do that?
And to which I said, did you read what you signed when you put your podcast on there, you dipshit?
They can do anything they want and you're not going to get paid.
But it is kind of interesting how Spotify is going to get backlash from this, from their advertiser.
Hey man, what are you guys doing?
People hate us now.
That's not the point of advertising.
We want them to love us.
And that's why we are Value for Value.
It's the only way to do these kinds of programs.
You can't have Silicon Valley determine how much this podcast should cost.
Advertisers have no interest in us, or truly in any podcast.
They're really afraid of it, big advertisers.
So what we do is we ask people how valuable the program was.
If it was valuable to you, then we appreciate you sending that back in a number that is of value to you, of equal importance.
Now, you may be a student.
Maybe $5 is a big deal to you.
That's fine.
It's a big deal to us, because that's the value that you can assign to it, and it's about you.
Not about us.
It's how you feel about handing back the value.
And we really appreciate it.
Now, what that does not mean And the producer segments we've always kept very much open to the producers.
They've come up with karma, douchebagging, de-douching.
None of this is our idea.
It doesn't mean that we are obliged to read your 375-word note.
These are at our discretion.
They always have been.
And you, in particular, John, have been bitching about the length of notes.
So today, actually, I think people took it to heart and things are looking good.
But we are going to redact and just might not do some things.
I mean, I'm just making this up by myself, but I have a feeling you might agree.
Because it got a little bit out of control with people demanding and saying that this is a right to have our note read.
Well that's value for value and then give me some more value back.
That's like, that's like blackmail.
Well, there was a big brouhaha.
First of all, I excoriated one of our producers for a $50 note that had a long note attached to it that took the whole spreadsheet, and it was a $50 note.
But since it was a night, we read those notes, and normally we don't.
We don't read notes between 50 and 100 for people out there who are new.
But it's always at our discretion, if it's content.
Once in a while there's something there that's worth looking at.
But meanwhile, the No Agenda social people got all bent out of shape saying I was rude and I was mean.
I did apologize to the guy, by the way.
You did, you did.
But I told him that it wasn't for him, it wasn't for his benefit.
It was to keep everybody alerted to the fact that these notes are too damn long.
And the rents are too damn high.
It's just, it was getting out of control and it would just, it sneaks up, it sneaks up and the next thing you know, you got these huge notes of people.
It's not as though these notes, once in a while they have content, once in a while, but most of them don't.
It's just going on and on about brother Fred and all the rest of it.
And sometimes it's tedious and it takes, the show, last show was three and a half hours long.
It should be two hours and 45 minutes.
And, uh, So I did what I felt necessary to do with the complainers on the No Agenda Social.
I blocked them all, just so you know.
I was wondering if you were reading along.
You just blocked them all.
Oh, that's funny.
Well, the note in question, I did go back and I looked at it.
I said, what is this about?
And so here's where you dropped off the conversation, but it was a fundamental issue.
The note was a note thanking a whole bunch of other podcasts for helping him reach his knighthood, promoting other podcasts.
There was literally nothing in there about No Agenda.
And what happened was a lot of these other podcasts are NoAgendaStream.com podcasts.
Everybody was waiting for their name to be read and recognized.
And that's where I draw the line.
If you want us to read your name and your note, we can do a podcast separately for that.
You know, and now it's like, well, this is... It's funny you say that.
I was thinking the same thing, that you want, if you don't like what, you know, the fact that we don't let you just go nuts, we can just do a separate once a week or once a month podcast with all the thank yous in there.
I don't think anybody wants that.
I don't think so either.
That's where it's going to head if this continues.
And if what you say is, like you said, I cut out, I said, fuck it, I'm not going to deal with this.
But if everyone's going to bitch about this sort of thing like that, that's what we're going to have to do because that's all we can do.
These long notes are ruining the show for most people.
Yep.
People don't listen to the donation segments because sometimes they're 45 minutes to an hour long.
Now, again, the premise was always value for value.
And we do stuff, we think it's valuable, we love it if people give us value back.
We've been able to turn it into our end-of-life career because we've been doing it so long, so we have an audience that is sizable.
But I'll tell you, people who say, well, if you're not going to read my note, I'm not going to donate, fine.
Please do not.
We want you to donate for value.
We've always shunned scams.
You should sell t-shirts.
We don't.
We let someone else do that.
Donate if you want to.
You should do NFTs.
You should do a GoFundMe.
You should do a Dow.
No!
Value for value.
If you like what you heard, turn it into value.
Send it in to us.
We've had opportunities to sell this show for $10 million.
We won't do that either.
We just want to do the damn show.
Does that characterize it right?
Yeah, it's pretty good.
One of the complaints, which I think is when I cut everybody off, is the guy says, you're showing no gratitude.
Yeah, that's... Exactly.
My last comment to the guy before I blocked him was, we name everybody that gives us money.
We give everybody a thank you.
I mean, that sends in more than 50 bucks.
They all get their name mentioned.
How much more gratitude are we supposed to show them?
Well, the comment that got me was, your business model is based on this community.
I'm like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
That's simply not true.
We have a wonderful community and that's where time and talent comes in which is a whole and this is why we call you producers and not listeners.
We have no business model.
We provide value.
You send this value back.
We thank you for it.
That's the idea.
And now I've basically made the donation segment much longer than it had to be with my crank.
So we're in trouble again.
It never works out.
No, it doesn't.
We'd like to start off by thanking Nicholas Saller.
I think that's how you pronounce it.
Who comes in with 484.84 from Palmyra, Pennsylvania.
And says, I'll send email with header 484.
.84 donation note.
It won't be too long, I promise.
Have you received such donation note?
Zero.
Let me just check.
I looked under... It should be, of course, under donation.
And what do you mean header?
You mean subject line?
Well, there's another thing.
Um...
Sending donation notes on email is such a problem.
There is a box on every PayPal donation page.
It's mobile.
It might be in different spots, but that's what you want to use.
That makes it easy for everybody.
Because here we are.
I have his email.
I have it here.
See?
It just takes a lot of time.
Seriously, thank you, Adam, for dealing with me and some of my predictions.
While true and happened, you didn't let me go crazy email-wise.
Few of those earthquakes, dude that was making me nuts.
I'm not sure what that means.
Where I'm at now, much better place and more grounded.
I won't give details of crazy dreams or visions unless it's real insane.
There's so many people you talk to and reach out to.
I greatly appreciate the time and response.
You took out of your day great love and knowledge and peace be with you, your family.
Have a blessed day.
Okay.
Thank you.
I'm not exactly sure.
I mean, maybe we met, did we meet at the meetup?
Maybe?
I'm not sure exactly what happened there.
And thank you very much, Nicholas, for your support.
Lord Eniko of the Gallatin Hills in Gallatin, Tennessee, 333.33.
333.33.
Short notes save lives.
Please douche the great ginger of the north.
Oh, douche!
Wait a minute, does it say please douche?
Yeah, yeah, douche.
Douche.
Here we go.
Travel karma to Sir Eagle Eye.
Yak karma for all my people in Gallatin.
Lord Nico of the Gallatin Hills, yes.
John, my real name.
Lord Nico.
You've got karma.
333.33 from Berlin, Deutschland from Tal Schechter.
Schechter?
I listen a lot and don't donate accordingly.
I was walking through the garden colony nearby while listening to No Agenda.
As Adam read the word 33, I saw it also written on the ground in sidewalk chalk.
I hope this will work as penance.
I think it will.
33s, you got the message.
You responded appropriately.
Thank you very much, Tal.
That's rather weird.
Dame Mama Susan of the North Country in San Diego, or the North County, in Escondido, California, 333.33.
Please de-douche my son James Beals for his birthday on his 25th.
You've been de-douched.
And starting him off as an executive producer, this is the Switcheroo.
Mm-hmm.
I'm forever grateful that he hit me in the mouth.
Love, proud mom, Dame Mama Susan of the North County, San Diego.
And she did the note at 3.33 a.m.
Perfect.
All right, James, you're on the list.
Greg Hunter is in Springfield, Missouri.
3.33.33 has got to be our favorite number.
These short, they say short notes save lives.
So, Rogan Donation!
I've redacted this next one so I can handle this one appropriately.
Travis Phelps from Clayton, Missouri.
Wait, two Missouris in a row?
What are the chances of that?
333.33.
In the morning, please accept this donation of 333.33.
I've redacted this next one so I can handle this one appropriately.
Travis Phelps from Clayton, Missouri.
Wait, two Missouris in a row?
What are the chances of that?
333.33.
In the morning, please accept this donation of 333.33. 300 for myself, 33.33 for my father who passed away on 10-222 from liver cancer.
Please dedouche both of us.
Well, I will do a double for you.
You've been de-douched.
That's for you, Travis, and this one's for your dad.
You've been de-douched.
I was hit in the mouth by Mike B., the flat-earth king of KC, about a year ago.
I believe Mike has yet to donate.
What a douche!
I spent the majority of my life aimlessly enjoying the materials of the world around me.
Life was good and the party always was always rocking.
My father was always there telling me little tidbits about what was going on in the world and what to watch for, but I always blew him off.
Can't be that bad, right?
Didn't affect me.
I was in my 20s chasing women and boozing it up!
As the good Lord intended, six years ago I met my smokin' hot wife and three years later we had our first human resource.
My eyes were forced open and right before the beginning of COVID, I woke up.
I saw the evils going on around me, both left and right.
I am fortunate to have been hit in the mouth by MB from KC and provided a new bond between my father and I. Aww.
That's nice.
Leonardo Bravo in Los Angeles, California.
33333.
And he says, karma to all.
We're really going to need it.
Leo.
You've got karma.
Peter Joost Hendrik Verhoef is in Katwijk, the Netherlands.
333.
Thank you, Peter.
Donated the 333 to get me de-douched.
Well, nice.
You've been de-douched.
And he says, I'll keep it short.
I've been listening to you often on Twit around 2008 to 2010.
That's for you.
And know Adam from his countdown 1986 fame days.
Just sad I never knew about you and Adam and no agenda until last year when I guess some YouTube or Apple podcast algo hit me in the mouth.
Oh, that's interesting.
We finally got into an algo.
Oh!
At the meetup, two people, not one, but two people, told me they had discovered the No Agenda show in the most unbelievable manner.
And I will tell you what it is.
They found it on the Roku.
You know, we've had the Roku app for... Yeah, we have.
We have a guy doing a Roku app.
No, but this is almost eight, nine years this thing has been around?
He's been doing it, you know... I haven't talked to him for a while, but he, uh... I can't...
One day I noticed all the little album art was gone and I bitched about it, I think, on the show and he sent me a note saying he has it.
It runs itself, I guess, once it gets going.
No, I think he was, I don't know if it was him or somebody, someone was going to make a 2.0 version of it, which would be kind of cool as the images flip around.
Anyway, I just thought it was interesting that people discovered No Agenda by looking through Roku channels.
Bored.
Very bored.
So anyway, Pieter Joost, Hendrik Verhoef, said that he discovered us on some YouTube or Apple podcast.
Algo hit him in the mouth.
Finding the deconstruction duo was one of the great positives of the COVID period for me.
That's okay, because now will be the big positive of the monkeypox period for you.
Thank you for your courage.
Groetjes uit Holland.
Groeten terug.
Stephen Pearson, Stillman Valley, Illinois, 333.
You guys are awesome.
Keep the truth coming!
If we will.
Darius Gandhi, 333, Santa Monica, California, in the morning, Adam and John.
Please send health, karma to the Clip Custodians.
Did you say Darius?
Yeah, isn't that it?
I'm just pointing this out to Darius, how you pronounce it and how I pronounce it.
Just mentioning.
What is your problem?
Nothing.
It's not my problem.
It's Darius' problem.
What's his problem?
He says I mispronounce his name.
I say Darius and you say Darius, but you just said Darius and I just said Darius.
Is there a correct way?
Yeah.
I don't think there is, but yeah, he thinks there is.
All right.
As you read the note, you'll run into this.
Okay.
Mr. Gandhi supported the show with a nice value, $3.33, Santa Monica, California.
Please send health karma to the Clip Custodian's son, Seamus.
Yes.
Also, with Clip Custodian's permission, I'd like to Venmo or Zelle some support his way.
Please email or announce on the show the best way to send any financial assistance.
I'm in contact with the Clip Custodian And just y'all thinking about him is enough for right now, but should we need anything, I will be certain to mention on the show.
In honor of my promise to John to always decrease the time of the show, my next donations won't have any words, just love for you both.
If you can, and if you remember, to always take me out with an Al Sharpton bit, it always makes me laugh.
I don't expect you to remember, but if you do, great.
Actually, I had forgotten about your Sharpton hang-up.
Adam, thank you for pronouncing my- Oh, here it is.
Adam, thank you for pronouncing my name the way I like it.
Darius versus John saying Darius.
Yeah, I always say Darius.
It's crazy.
You're both amazing.
Okay, took up enough time.
We got to keep the show going.
Onward!
I think it was Matthews that they want to put an ass-tick next to his name like they have done.
Mm-hmm.
Ass-tick.
Good one.
Yes.
And here we have a long note from Kate Marengo in Chicago.
333, she's our last executive producer.
I have a feeling this is partially, maybe also a meetup report?
Hello from libtard land of the Beetlejuice tyranny or tyranny.
I pronounce it tyranny and Adam pronounces it tyranny.
Boots on the ground report and yes, there's, I think you're right.
There's a, uh, I'm trying to edit this on the fly.
Things are looking bleak here, but amongst the who taking our sovereignty promise postules with monkey pox and rigged postules, I think is what it is.
With monkeypox and rigged elections around the corner, I'm working with my fellow slaves of the Gitbo Region 5 group to reconquer or conquer the anxiety of what's to come.
Shoutouts to our resident caretaker Susan Eric and Nonchill aka Blake from Michigan, Steven our pilot, our resident trader Nick, Greg the guru, Liz of the Ivy, and our most recent to be determined possible spook Courtney.
Supposedly she works for the quote-unquote airport.
Love the camaraderie and escape planning we share.
Douchebag call out to Dan.
For freeloading of No Agenda during our mail delivery service.
Stay safe and hookers and blow for my husband who has offspring watching duty for our last meetup.
Oh, nice!
Poor guy.
Bring the kids!
Yeah!
Grateful for the community, a private Instagram with the keeper and photos of Phoebe.
Keep it coming, gents.
Oh, way to go, Phoebes!
Do a good job!
She's bringing in donations.
That dog's a trap dog.
Sir Marcus Muller is in Deutschland, Mantebauer, 225.44.
He will be our first associate executive producer.
Hello, gentlemen, turning 44 on the 22nd of May.
I tuned this donation to also finish up my baronship.
I therefore claim the title Baron of Hessea.
Keep up the good work!
Oh, that was another thing.
If you're sending donation notes, If you're going to make a joke, it's got to be pretty clear for us.
There was some confusion the last show.
The producer says, uh, this makes me a Grand Duke.
And we're like, wait a minute, how does that?
And it stopped the show for a good minute, trying to figure it out.
And he sent us a note.
He sent an apologetic note and saying, I was just kidding.
How are we supposed to know this?
You don't have a smiley face or anything.
So it's like, yeah.
We're just reading these things.
We're not analyzing them necessarily for deep-seated humor.
Meanwhile, Jeffrey Morgan comes in with $222.22 a row at Dex, and he's in slow Berkshire, UK, and you have his note.
I do.
He's put together an award.
Which is interesting.
He feels that there's not enough NASCAR on the show, which is an acronym.
Well, no, it's not what you think it is.
It's not the actual racing.
He feels this is an acronym for No Agenda Show Child Abuse Relief.
I guess we're not abusing children with jingles enough.
Oh, yeah, I think he might be right.
And he says, knowing that I was deprived of the opportunity to present the Eurovision Song Contest this year, he'd be honored if I presented this award.
So this award will provide relief to young producers from their potential life as a wretched imbecile, releasing the shackles that bind the slaves so they can take their rightful place that worthy of no agenda on air talent alongside their peers at the roundtable And, uh, so here is, um, with the... The first ever No Agenda Tea Club NASCAR award goes to Emily!
Emily, daughter of Dame Jamie and Sir Matt Hatter, Baron of the Free State of Alabama, who will long be remembered for their terrifyingly prophetic rendition of Don't Eat Me, Bo Jiden.
Don't eat me, Bo Jiden!
You're scary!
So scary!
There you go.
This is a No Agenda Tea Club initiative.
Have you heard of the No Agenda Tea Club?
Oh, the tea club, ah!
Yes, I got some tea from the tea club.
How is it?
I haven't really tried it yet, but I got it.
It's a little kit, and there's all kinds of screwball teas in there, including some white tea.
But it's all these different blends.
I'm going to the P.O.
Box this week.
It's probably in your P.O.
Box that we can talk about when you get it, and we can try it a little bit.
This was shipped from Portugal.
Really?
I don't know what that's all about.
Really?
Yeah.
And they're cute little tins.
It's like a package.
It's packaged like something from China.
Nice.
Chris, Kristen, Brandon, and the sequence bat in Pfafftown, North Carolina.
I have no idea how to pronounce that town.
Pfafftown.
Another row of ducks.
Pfafftown.
Pfafftown.
It's Faptown.
I think it's Faptown.
Thank you for the love on the last episode.
My wife and I recently have been hired to handle the marketing for a product that my father-in-law invented and patented.
So guess what we're doing with the marketing budget?
Donating to no agenda.
Now you're talking.
This guy's smart.
Dave Minotti, the inventor and listener of the show, we stoked.
Stoked, bro.
Put that down.
That's actually probably sixties, but stoked, man.
He's stoked.
Really, everyone in the family listens to the No Agenda Show while we work, so here goes.
The Sequence Bat is a baseball softball training bat that takes the guesswork out of getting hitters to strong palm up, palm down position while making it rolling over impossible.
How does that work?
Well, you gotta take a look at it.
I don't have a picture.
No, well, it's sequencebat.com.
I'll read this while you take a look at it, because this is something you need to see.
So it's sequencebat.com, use code ITM at checkout for an exclusive no agenda discount.
And please credit the Sequence Bat for this donation.
Okay.
These are... Switcheroo.
Yes, a switcheroo.
These are the, uh, this is Brandon and, uh, and Kristen who were at the meetup.
So do you understand this thing?
Yeah.
How does that work?
It's like two bats.
Basically, the way I see it, If you don't swing correctly and do the twist around, it breaks your arm.
Very good idea.
There's your endorsement.
That's what it looks like.
Hey, you know, endorsements through the No Agenda Show donations are risky, people.
Be careful.
Oh, here's a movie.
I can see how it works, the movie.
Thank you very much, Brandon and Kristen.
Mark Penke, another row of ducks, St.
Louis, Missouri.
I believe I have his note as well.
After hearing of your show from the moderator of the Barnhart podcast at barnhart.biz a year ago or so ago, I started listening casually and now listen as much as possible.
Is that a thing?
People listen casually to us, you think?
I think a lot of people do.
That's why you get these strange notes.
That's true.
I got one the other day.
I was talking about the fact that I wrote a radio play called War of the Worlds Revisited when I was at Foothill College, and I lost it.
It's lost the history.
So one of our better listeners, a guy, a known guy, ...sends me a note, says, I found it, I found what you're looking for, and he sends me a copy of H.G.
Wells' 1933 performance, which I belong in tons of copies of that.
That's not what you wanted, you wanted yours.
Yeah, but he was a casual listener, he didn't hear what I said.
Oh, I see, I see.
And this happens a lot.
So you think casual listener is people who just aren't really listening, instead of someone who listens to an episode, maybe skips a couple?
No, I think, right, I think it's someone who just has it in the background.
Like Saddle Tramp.
Your work along with the enlightening and informing content on the aforementioned podcast.
Now, okay, if we can just talk about notes, you could just say you guys rock.
Your work, along with the enlightening and informing content in the aforementioned podcast, and with the encouragement of Father James Altman, a cancelled priest who publicly did not go along with the narrative, who said often in his livestream sermons, God gave us a brain, let us use it, has kept us going over the past two plus years.
As a result, we continue to have our immune systems uncompromised and our brains tuned to recognize the lies that surround us.
No jingles or karma.
Thank you for your work.
God bless you both.
Thank you very much.
God bless.
Who was that?
Uh, that was Mark Pinky.
Okay, well there you have Jackie K's Wraps It Up from Heartland, Wisconsin.
In the morning, John and Adam, since it's my 33rd, which I always appreciate, birthday on May 23rd, I've decided to gift myself a de-douching.
You've been de-douched.
And can I get some goat karma for the no-agenda nation?
Thank you for your courage.
Love is lit, says Jackie K.
You've got karma.
Now that, that to me, model donation segment.
Yeah, good.
Last note was great.
Thank you all very much.
You now are in possession of an official No Agenda executive or appropriately associate executive producer credit.
These credits, you've said it in the newsletter, these credits look great on your LinkedIn profile, but you can use them professionally on your resume.
Go online, go on to IMDB and you can start.
If you don't have an IMDB, you can start one with this credit, which is kind of cool when people say, how can I find you?
I'm on IMDB.
I'm an executive producer.
Chicks love it, man.
Trust me.
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I'm told dudes love it, too.
Just don't want to be sexist.
Hey, thanks for your time, talent, and treasure!
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So Joe Biden went to Korea. - Yeah.
Any good joke should start out like that.
Yeah, went to a bar.
So you have to wonder, you know, the Asian population, especially the Asian leadership in China, South Korea, Japan, these guys, a lot of them are in their 80s, pushing into the 90s.
And they see this guy who's still not 80 yet, Fumbling around like a 100-year-old man.
I don't know what they think, but he had a couple of things to say.
I did make a bunch of clips as usual.
Let's start with a report on NPR of him being in Korea.
This is Biden in Korea 1.
The last time a U.S.
president visited South Korea, the headlines came when then-President Donald Trump took a few steps into North Korea and spoke about his friendship with that country's leader, Kim Jong-un.
Fast forward almost three years.
President Biden is in Seoul, emphasizing his friendship with new South Korean President Yoon Sung-yol.
And Biden is taking a very different tack toward the North.
NPR White House correspondent Asma Khalid joins us from Seoul.
Hi, Asma.
Hi, Sasha.
Hi, Sasha.
NPR White House correspondent Asma Khalid joins us from Seoul.
Hi, Asma.
Hi, Sasha.
So President Biden spent the day with the new South Korean president.
Oh, sorry, Sasha.
I just got off my OnlyFans.
Let me get into it.
NPR White House correspondent Asma Khalid joins us from Seoul.
Hi, Asma.
Hi, Sasha.
So President Biden spent the day with the new South Korean president.
What did they discuss about North Korea and, in particular, the threat posed by North Korea's nuclear program?
Well, Sasha, I'm here in Seoul and I will say I really got a chance to see firsthand how eager both of these leaders are to prove that this is an important relationship to them.
One key development is that President Biden said he's open to expanding joint military exercises with South Korea.
That's something that former President Donald Trump had drastically curtailed as he tried to pursue this friendship with the North Korean leader.
Hey, she did pronounce her T.
Yeah.
That was good.
I'm happy she did.
All right.
Of course, Trump, they never bring up anything, the rationale of what Trump was doing.
He thought it was provocative and the North Koreans were bitching and moaning.
Yeah, I mean, if we recount the history, even Europe was afraid that Kim Jong-un was going to kill them all with a missile.
You know, it's like, oh, they're shooting off rockets.
We're all going to die.
And Trump was tweeting, hey, you know what?
I got real weapons.
I got my finger on the button, bitch.
And then he went over there and then he got a beautiful letter.
Yeah.
Beautiful.
Just beautiful.
That's how great he was.
Biden in Korea too.
This is a three-parter.
President Biden also said he's open to diplomacy with North Korea and the U.S.
is offering to help with vaccines given the rise of COVID cases there.
And we're prepared to do that immediately.
We've got no response.
With regard to whether I would meet with the leader of North Korea, that would depend on whether he was sincere and whether it was serious.
Both Biden and Yoon insist that North Korea needs to denuclearize.
But in recent months, we've actually seen North Korea actively and aggressively testing missiles.
So the president agreed to more military exercises.
What else did they discuss?
You know, I was with the president as he had this somber trip out to the Seoul National Cemetery to put ashes into an urn To honor Koreans who had lost their lives in the Korean War.
And I will say, just that entire experience is really a testament to how long this military alliance has been with the United States.
But I will say, really this trip is not just about military alliances, it's also about building an economic relationship, which has been key to the President's agenda.
Here he is delivering a toast at the formal state dinner that capped off their day together.
Revitalizing this alliance was one of my key foreign policy priorities when I took office last year.
And Sasha, the president says that the pandemic exposed just how fragile the global supply chain is, particularly for key items like semiconductors, and that he wants to create more resiliency.
He says that means working with countries like South Korea that have shared values as opposed to countries that do not have shared values.
Hmm.
No shared values in China.
Uh, you know, yeah.
So here we go.
This is the end of their report.
Part three.
I assume that's a reference to countries like China.
What did they say about China?
You know, for President Biden, China is very much at the forefront of his entire strategy in this region.
And when he's with President Yun in public, I did not hear him, you know, railing on China by name.
But he did refer today to military aggression in the South China Sea and economic competition.
You know, when those two leaders, I will say, were standing side by side, though, at a press conference, President Yun did not utter a word directly about China, which I think is worth pointing out, because South Korea's biggest trading partner is China.
President Yun of South Korea did say that he's willing to become a part of this new Indo-Pacific economic framework that Biden is setting up.
And we don't have a whole lot of details about what that is going to be.
What was the point, really, of this?
I mean, yeah, military, blah, blah, blah.
the kind of incentives or enforcement mechanisms that usual trade agreements have.
But it's basically the Biden alternative to China's growing influence in the region.
And we expect to hear more about this economic plan in Tokyo, where the president will be next.
What was the point, really, of this?
I mean, yeah, military, blah, blah, blah.
And then he called the guy the wrong name.
Yeah, I didn't get that clip, but.
It was dumb.
It was dumb because he said, it was like he said, uh, you know, President Moon, Yoon, I mean, he corrected himself.
Well, he always corrects him.
Well, he doesn't always correct himself.
He did it half a second later, but it was touted.
Oh my God!
I'll give the old coot this.
You know, he corrected himself.
You know, give the guy a break.
There's some things you can give him credit for, some things you can't, but they always take the clips.
They always take these little concise clips and you've heard them there.
And I got some clips that they don't use.
Okay.
I don't have a lot, but I have a few.
Here is the Biden, just called Biden babble.
He's just talking.
If you know, I think you've covered the fact that I spent a lot of time with the ASEAN nations as well as the Quartet.
There's a whole range.
Things have changed.
They don't use that clip.
No, I wonder why.
That makes no sense.
I don't know why.
It seems like a good clip to me.
Yeah.
Here's another one that this is Biden talking about stared progress.
Stared progress?
Cooperation between the Republican Korea and the United States is vital to our stared strategic progress.
Okay.
Well, see, that's, he just misread.
It was stra- stared?
Strategic.
I see the word.
It was probably broken on the teleprompter.
No, it was the word that he wanted to say was shared.
The word is shared.
Oh man, the guy, the word is toast.
Oh, okay.
Here's a good one.
This is his, uh, this by the way, it's not where he's flubbing or anything.
This is where he's telling us what's up ahead, which includes that bull crap world tax.
This is Biden international goals.
As well as clean and renewable environment, clean energy technologies, global minimum tax, on the tax side of the equation, just like we recently negotiated.
What?
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
What?
Hold on.
What did he say?
What did they recently negotiate?
I don't want to hear that again.
I don't know.
On the tax side of the equation, just like we recently negotiated.
So he says we've recently negotiated this.
I know Janet Yellen is on the road with him doing exactly this.
She's negotiating with countries for this tax.
Corporate global minimum tax.
Oh yeah.
On the tax side of the equation, just like we recently negotiated.
And deal with establishing Foreign Practices Act effect internationally.
And the last one I have, which is, uh, just this funny phrase.
That's the way he kind of signs off with this.
Uh, and this is my WTF clip.
This is a funny way of putting things.
I look forward to years to come.
I look forward to years to come.
Of his head in a jar.
He looks forward to years to come.
I have one Biden clip where I think the truth came out.
The real truth.
Remember, the guy is toast.
And this is about the Buffalo shooting, which of course has been, as we know, is domestic extremism.
We know this, right?
Domestic terrorism is very obvious.
The Great Replacement.
Yeah, by this insane person.
Yeah, because of the Great Replacement theory, which Tucker Carlson has been propagating.
We understand that.
Actually, before I even do that, before I even do that, why don't we... Where is it here?
Why don't we play a little clip so we understand what the President is talking about.
Do you remember Carl Cameron?
He used to be on Fox News.
Kind of a long face.
Yes, I saw this by the way.
Carl Cameron used to be a hard ass on Fox News.
And now he switched over to, I guess they fired him or he quit.
I don't know what happened.
There's got to be some backstory.
No, he left in disgust.
He's now a left-wing nutcase.
Well, he's the right-wing guy they saved.
In particular, Nicole Wallace.
Yeah, Nicole Wall set him on.
And she just laughs about all these things.
She's a turd.
Anyway, listen to what this guy says.
I mean, obviously, a mass shooter is responsible for the violence and the heinous acts that the mass shooter committed.
It is also true that the ideology... This is a phrase that's come back.
It is also true that...
What's she laughing for?
John C. Dvorak is an outstanding journalist and columnist.
It is also true that he's a boomer.
I mean, what the hell are you... It's like... It's weird.
Oh, I see.
They're using it as a switchback.
Yes.
pile on with some sort of negative fact exactly but she laughs about it she makes a big laugh there she goes well let's analyze i mean obviously a mass shooter is responsible for the violence and the heinous acts that the mass shooter committed it is also true that the ideology left in the mass shooters screed the ideology championed by tucker carlson was What happens at Fox News when something like this happens?
I love how she just connects that.
So the screed that the guy wrote, the screed, and it's questionable if he wrote it, Looks like a lot of copy paste.
Looks like it's actually kind of well formatted.
You know, it doesn't, it's a screed, which was about the great replacement theory.
So that means Tucker Carlson basically killed those people in Buffalo.
That's what she's saying.
Yeah, that's what you try to do.
Association.
I can't even imagine.
It's partly why I ended up getting out of there.
Why is she laughing?
Well, the question, let's go to the question again.
It mirrors the ideology championed by Tucker Carlson.
What happens at Fox News when something like this happens?
Oh, okay, so she's laughing about dumb effers at Fox News.
That's why she has to laugh.
He makes it funny.
I can't even imagine.
It really is kind of horrible to think that journalists with national and international capacity are putting together this type of nonsense.
I think the president did a great job.
I wish he had done a lot of this a lot sooner, and we need a lot more from the left and the middle.
And we've got to watch out, because the Republicans have become the purveyors of misinformation.
And when our two-party system is broken like that, democracy is seriously in trouble.
The president acknowledged that.
It's time to actually start doing things and maybe taking some names and putting people in jail.
He just said, put Tucker Carlson in jail.
First take down his name.
That's what he said.
Yeah, that's what he said.
Put Tucker Carlson in jail.
It's time, maybe it's time, to take down some names.
Seeing as Tucker Carlson and Don, Dan, Don, Dan Bongino use all of our topics, we should probably have our names written down too.
I want to have my name written down.
Nah, we just deconstruct the news.
Some people eventually realize when they read the mission statement.
It's on the website somewhere.
So President Biden was talking about this, and the truth always wants to come out.
You'll just be sitting there listening to the guy talking, and if you can decode it, he's pretty coherent here.
So the question is, was this kid...
Was he motivated by the Tucker Carlson ideology, which is what Carl and Nicole just said, and Tucker Carlson should be arrested for it?
Or did something else happen?
You go to jail.
Yes, you go to jail.
We have the six-week cycle theory, which has turned out to be pretty correct, although this came sooner than six weeks after the previous event.
It was only four weeks.
A four-week cycle.
To tighten it up a little bit.
Now listen to the President.
It's not just the wackos who go out there with those guns and get talked into doing something.
It's the people who fill their brains with false ideas.
It's not just the wackos who get talked into something, which is what the FBI is expert at.
Yeah, they talk people into doing the damnedest stuff.
And he literally said, or is it the ideology?
What I hear the president saying is, well, it might have been the ideology, but this guy got talked into it.
By whom, Joe Bama?
It's not just the wackos who go out there with those guns and get talked into doing something.
It's the people who fill their brains with false ideas.
It's the people who make them, convince them for their power and their prestige and their money to be able to go out and do these terrible things.
I'm not quite sure what he meant by all that.
Sounds like more of the same.
People with a lot of money and they got the ability to talk into stuff and they're doing it.
You've got a low IQ, people.
Be careful.
So John Cleese... He talked into doing it.
I got a shooting... I want... Okay.
Is it about the Buffalo stuff?
Yeah.
Yeah, let's do it.
But this is an Ask Adam.
Oh!
Hold on a second.
Uh... Ask Adam!
Ask Adam!
Will he know or will he won't?
I don't know, but here we go!
Ask Adam!
Ask Adam!
Yeah!
Okay, I'm ready.
Spot the Anomaly is the category.
The category is... Spot the Anomaly.
Spot the Anomaly.
Spot the Anomaly.
Okay.
Hit it.
The mass shooting at a grocery store in Buffalo, New York last weekend shook that city in ways no one can truly prepare for.
How is a community supposed to know what to do after a tragedy like that?
But sadly, mass shootings have become common enough in the United States that there's now a practical, step-by-step handbook designed to help local officials navigate the immediate aftermath of these incidents.
It's called the Mass Shooting Protocol, and it's a four-page checklist that covers how to help victims, share information with the public, handle vigils and charitable donations, and more.
Well, the whole thing was interesting.
I'm not sure what the anomaly was.
Well, you don't get to play it again.
I just wanted to say, you can play it again, but first, I just want to say that this turned into a 15-minute report.
It went on and on.
I don't think there's anything more to say, but there's an anomaly.
Can I listen to it again, please?
You can listen to it one more time.
You might spot it.
If you don't, you will be very irked with yourself.
The mass shooting at a grocery store in Buffalo, New York last weekend shook that city in ways no one can truly prepare for.
How is a community supposed to know what to do after a tragedy like that?
But sadly, mass shootings have become common enough in the United States that there's now a practical, step-by-step handbook designed to help local officials navigate the immediate aftermath of these incidents.
It's called the Mass Shooting Protocol, and it's a four-page checklist that covers how to help victims, share information with the public, handle vigils and charitable donations, and more.
No, I'm going to hate myself.
Are you telling me, is what she's telling me, is she telling me that a four-page checklist amounts to a handbook?
I heard that.
Oh, that was the anomaly?
Okay.
Yeah, the anomaly is this is a handbook.
Yeah.
A handbook isn't a four-page memo.
That's not a handbook.
It's four pages.
It's not a handbook.
Okay.
Why are they blowing it up to sound like it's a handbook?
It's an anomaly.
Well, what's interesting Uh, is we have a boots on the ground report.
Let me just play the beginning of your clip again.
The mass shooting at a grocery store in Buffalo, New York last weekend shook that city in ways no one can truly prepare for.
How is a community supposed to know what to do after a tragedy like that?
Well, this community in particular is very familiar with gun violence.
Uh, Sir Road Wolf is barren.
He's a driver.
I don't know if he drives truck or deliver, but he said, you know, that was just another shooting there.
Says, I serve this area all the time.
I'd luckily taken off work that day, but it did happen in a neighborhood where my work often takes me.
That neighborhood isn't a stranger to shootings.
I myself have been in the line of fire a few blocks away while working.
Funny thing was, I had a police escort and the drug dealers were being shot at.
The drug dealers ran to us because they knew the cop was there and our escort ended up getting the gunman and arresting him.
The drug dealers remained unharmed.
The area is on a verge of being a no-go zone.
My employer prefers that I have police escort to work in that area and in some other locations nearby.
Luckily, we have easy access to a police force and generally our officers are happy to earn overtime money to stand around and protect us while we work.
Even then, prior to this incident, we would get harassed.
There we were installing devices on the public building.
Oh, that's the way it is.
And we get groups of locals who surround us and call us honkies and a bunch of Washingtons.
That's interesting.
So that's now the white slur, Washington's?
No, I think Washington's means you're a fed or something.
Could be.
Wouldn't it?
I don't know.
Washington, D.C.
I think that would be the reference.
That being said, prior to this incident, our police have been having trouble maintaining order.
For almost a year now, crime has been increasing, especially assaults and drugs.
This is something I see every day, firsthand.
Every day, a fight.
Sometimes right in front of police officers who are standing on post, who then pepper spray the combatants.
Every day, the same drug dealer standing in the same spots, dealing drugs right in front of the police stations, but nothing can be done.
Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.
Anyhow, he says, I, uh, anyway, he finishes up.
So he says, this crap area.
So it's not true, necessarily, that, you know, that this community is not accustomed to this.
Maybe they're just more used to the one-offs, like Chicago.
It's ridiculous what you just read.
How come the mainstream media is not giving us a better picture of what's going on in this area?
Because the mainstream media won't read your donation note.
It's just a joke, John.
No, I get the joke, but you can't make me laugh during something that's so annoying as that note.
Yeah.
The more you know.
The more you learn.
The more you know.
The more you know.
So this is going back to this domestic terrorist stuff, which is all ramping up to the... I don't know if... Are they going to... Do you think they're going to release the... When are they going to do the January 6th thing?
Are they going to do that October surprise?
Are they going to roll out earlier?
They're shitty with timing, so I'm sure they're going to screw it up regardless.
Well, this sounds like a good pool.
They want it.
They are fearful.
Let's put ourselves in the, as Democrat, Democrat strategists, strategists, not operatives.
If you roll it out too soon, it just loses, it's not, it's going to lose.
They have to figure out what the timeline is for losing steam in this country.
And I think it's less than 30 days.
Oh, definitely.
Look at Ukraine.
That thing fizzled and they had to come up with monkey pox.
And so... You know, it's true.
Is that the best you guys can do?
They had another thing they could have come up with.
It only got very little play, which is that the Wuhan lab just released a report bragging about how they altered bird flu so it's much more virulent, can kill half the population of the world.
Good work!
Good work!
Right from the Wuhan lab they send this out.
Ouch!
No, no, no.
What are you talking about?
So, in our cycle of 1970s returning to our economy, to our fashion, to a degree with Bruno Mars, even music.
I mean, the 70s are back, baby.
Stoked.
Stoked, baby.
In the 1970s, domestic extremism was also a thing.
Quite a thing, in fact.
In fact, it was such a big thing in the United Kingdom The John Cleese of Monty Python recorded a little bit about it, which I'd like to share again.
Seriously, though, we've heard a lot about extremism recently.
A nastier, harsher atmosphere everywhere, more abuse and bother-boy behavior, less friendliness and tolerance and respect for opponents.
All right, but what we never hear about extremism is its advantages.
Well, the biggest advantage of extremism is that it makes you feel good, because it provides you with enemies.
Let me explain.
The great thing about having enemies is that you can pretend that all the badness in the whole world is in your enemies, and all the goodness in the whole world is in you!
Attractive, isn't it?
So, if you have a lot of anger and resentment in you anyway, and you therefore enjoy abusing people, then you can pretend that you're only doing it because these enemies of yours are such very bad persons!
And that if it wasn't for them, you'd actually be good-natured and courteous and rational all the time.
So, if you want to feel good, become an extremist.
Okay.
Now you have a choice.
If you join the hard left, they'll give you their list of authorized enemies.
Almost all kinds of authority, especially the police, the city, Americans, judges, multinational corporations, public schools, furriers, newspaper owners, fox hunters, generals, class traitors, and, of course, moderates.
Oh, if you'd rather be an extremist on the hard right, no problem, fine, you still get a lovely list of enemies, only they're different ones.
Noisy minority groups, unions, Russia, weirdos, demonstrators, welfare sponges, meddlesome clergy, peaceniks, the BBC, strikers, social workers, communists, and of course, moderates.
and upstart actors.
Now, once you're armed with one of these super lists of enemies, you can be as nasty as you like and yet feel your behaviors morally justified.
So you can strut around abusing people and telling them you could eat them for breakfast and still think of yourself as a champion of the truth, a fighter for the greater good, and not the rather sad paranoid schizoid that you really are.
I think that sums it up.
Yep, works today.
Right back where we are.
Except for the peaceniks.
Well, that was the old left-right paradigm where, you know, the left hated war and now they do.
They love it.
They love it.
So let's just touch on this ideology that Tucker Carlson apparently is spewing, the Replacement Theory, the Kalergi Plan.
I don't know, has he ever brought that up?
Not the clergy plan?
No, no, no, no, not the clergy plan, no.
But he has brought up the replacement theory.
But he does it to mock it.
I've heard him do the replacement theory thing, but he does it to mock the people that mock him for promoting it when he's not promoting it.
Well, that's not true because you also believe in the replacement theory.
You yourself have laid out the theory for the United States clearly multiple times.
Open the borders, bring in your voters, let them stay.
That's replacement theory.
Is that crazy what I'm saying now?
You're crazy!
Okay, so the answer is no.
No, that's exactly what's going on.
And they've said it.
That's what Tucker does.
All he does is play them, the other side, saying what you... Your report's not much different except you brought in this clergy thing, which surprises me hasn't done.
So I'm guessing he's going to do it soon because they listen to our show.
I'll bet you $5 it comes up this week.
I'm not taking that bet.
Exactly.
So, you were surprised to learn about the mission, supposed mission, of Jews to implement this plan.
And, in fact, you had an aha moment.
You said, oh, that's why they say Jews will not replace us.
Not going to be replaced by Jews, but the Jews will replace us with other ethnicities.
And this is still specifically about Europe.
And I could not remember the name of the organization that was doing this.
I knew we had a clip of it.
Thank you to everybody who reminded me.
The organization is called PAIDIA, P-A-I-D-E-I-A, and you can find that link in the show notes.
And the woman we played the clip from, and we've actually played this two or three times during the show's history, which I found interesting, is Barbara Lerner Spector.
And she's the founding director of the PAIDA, organization in Sweden and here's a snippet from her interview.
I think there's a resurgence of antisemitism because at this point in time Europe has not yet learned how to be multicultural and I think we're going to be part of the throes of that of that transformation which must take place.
Europe is not going to be the monolithic There you go.
I'll add a little more context to it.
that they once were in the last century.
Jews are going to be at the center of that.
It's a huge transformation for Europe to make.
They are now going into a multicultural mode, and Jews will be resented because of our leading role.
But without that leading role and without that transformation, Europe will not survive.
There you go.
I'll add a little more context to it.
The complete theory is that Jews need to be able to live wherever they want particularly in Europe, and that's become very difficult over the recent decades.
And the concept of what Paida is doing is helping all kinds of multicultural people migrate into Europe so that then the Jews, who are not white, will also be safe to live in Europe.
That's the whole thing.
And so people see that as a replacement.
You're bringing in people to replace us, literally to make us less white.
So you can understand where the... And by the way, I understand what she's saying too.
You know, it's like, hey, maybe if we make it a lot more diverse, then we won't stick out like a sore thumb and we won't get all the flack.
So spread the love!
Or hate, so to speak.
And that is your replacement theory.
And it's a real theory.
It's not a conspiracy theory.
It's not QAnon.
It's a real thing.
Yeah.
It's not a conspiracy anything.
No.
But that's how it's portrayed in the media.
Well, I think the problem then evolves And I'm trying to understand the Tucker situation.
To the left, trying to pull the wool over your eyes because they feel that the public's stupid.
By the way, you're not much off this too much at the beginning of the show.
You kind of indicated you thought the public was stupid and would fall for a bunch of bullcrap.
And so they're thinking that they're along the same lines.
It's not unusual thought.
It's not like something weird, but they think that.
And I remember, I think most of my life was as a Democrat.
I think I've heard this constantly, uh, this thought that the public's stupid.
And so the public's too stupid to fully understand the replacement theory.
So let's.
Shut up about it.
Let's just do it.
And that's what multiculturalism is about and all this other stuff.
Unfortunately, it's got spun out of control with genderism and all the rest of it, which makes it very difficult to, you know, to get a handle on.
But let's just fool them because they're too dumb to understand what's going on.
So let's trick them and everybody will be happy in the end.
Well, there's more coming down the pike.
That's simple.
Let's see if the Tucker producers or the Bongino producers catch on to this one.
So, Kalergi and the Kalergi plan, that's from the 30s, 30s, 40s.
It's been going on for a long time.
They still have a prize to hand out to people.
I love the prize.
The prize is the giveaway.
Yeah, and that they gave it to Angela Merkel.
Say no more.
Yeah, who opened the gates of hell to the immigrants.
And Herman van Rompuy.
Haiku Herman.
Another idiot.
There was a book published in 1973 by Jean Raspail.
It's a fictional account.
It's called The Camp of Saints.
And this book is becoming popular again.
It depicts the destruction of Western civilization through third world mass immigration to France and the West.
And it returned to the bestseller list in 2011, and I think it's, uh, and I don't know which bestseller list it was.
On its publication, the book received praise from prominent French literary figures, and through time has also been praised by critics and politicians in Europe and the United States, but has been criticized by both French and English language commentators for conveying themes described as racism, xenophobia, nativism, monoculturalism, and anti-immigration content.
The novel is now described as far-right and popular in white nationalist circles.
What's the name of this thing?
Le Camp des Saints.
So the Camp of Saints.
Le Camp des Saints.
I'm sure it's available.
Oh yeah, of course it is.
Of course it's available.
It's available in hardcover and paperback.
On Amazon, no doubt.
Oh, that'll get deplatformed.
So, and you know, Pim Fortuyn, he was the politician that got assassinated like 10 days before the election, and his party won posthumously.
Turned into a shit show, of course.
This was an openly gay man, highly intellectual, you know, world education, and he was the guy that when I returned back to Europe at the end of, yeah, just before the millennium change, He was in the Netherlands campaigning, saying, we have to stop the Islamification of the Netherlands.
And he was, of course, deemed a racist, xenophobe, and white, and replacement theory.
And they killed him for it.
Yeah.
So that's a little more than taking names and locking people up.
They killed him over that.
So it's pretty serious.
I think it's, uh, you know, we can't just dismiss it because Nicole Wallace... I'm not dismissing it.
No, no, we're not.
I'm taking it very seriously.
Because Nicole Wallace says we should.
Oh, Nicole Wallace.
A bushy.
A bushy?
A bushy?
She's a bushy.
She's a bushy.
I guess she is a bushy.
No, that's where she came out of the Bush administration.
She still, you know, does the bidding for the Bushes.
Yeah, she's a Bushie.
Pro-Jeb.
She was Jeb.
Jeb!
Jeb!
Yeah, Jeb!
Exclamation mark.
Jeb!
Um, let me see.
I've got a couple of things.
Oh yeah, please do.
Yeah, let's first of all, I want to get these clips out of the way because they're going to get dated.
This is the clips where you had Dan Bishop, the congressman, grilling these women during the hearings about Roe vs. Wade and they're not going to take... Oh, is this the session where people ask these witnesses what's a woman and all that?
Yeah.
A little trite, but I thought it was interesting, and this is Dan Bishop with one woman.
I didn't write her name down, but she's a black goat doctor, I think, and she's going on about one thing, and she wouldn't have any of it, and she'd just throw it back at him and then condemn him.
It was pretty funny.
So, Dr. Robinson, I noticed in your written testimony you said that you use she-her pronouns.
You're a medical doctor.
What's a woman?
It's important for you to understand why I said I use she and her pronouns.
It's because I understand that there are people... I'm explaining why I'm asking the question, but I'd just like to get an answer to the question.
What's a woman?
I think it's important that we educate people like you about why we're doing the things that we do.
And so the reason that I use she and her pronouns is because I understand that there are people who become pregnant that may not identify that way.
And I think it is discriminatory to speak to people or to call them in such a way as they desire not to be called.
So it's important that we respect each individual person.
Are you going to answer my question?
Can you answer the question, what's a woman?
I'm a woman.
And I will ask you, which pronouns do you use?
If you tell me that you use she and her pronouns, I'm going to answer you.
I'm going to call you Mr. Bishop.
I'm going to respect you for how you want me to address you.
We need to educate people like you.
There it is.
There's your John Cleese bit.
Right there.
And what does she say when she says, if you use she and her, I'm going to call you mister?
What?
Yeah, that was, uh, it was either she messed up and didn't mean it that way.
Like I call you mister because that's what you want.
Or she was saying, well, if you use she and her pronouns, I'm going to mess with your head.
I want to call you mister.
See if you like it.
I don't know what she's saying.
Then they click the next person.
They had three people up there yacking away like this.
And it was like, oh brother, it was dumb.
But meanwhile, then they go to this woman who I wrote about in the newsletter, trying to explain to people what they meant, what is meant by a man can get pregnant and have an abortion.
And this is the woman that triggered all that.
And this is the longer version of what you've heard on all these other shows.
I'm just saying, so you give me an example of a woman, you say that you are a woman.
Can you tell me, otherwise can you tell me what a woman is?
Yes, I'm telling you, I'm a woman.
Is that as comprehensive a definition as you can give me?
That's as comprehensive a definition as I will give you today.
Because I think that it's important that we focus on what we're here for, and it's to talk about access to abortion care and how important this right is.
I see, so you're not interested in answering a question that I ask unless it's part of a message you want to deliver, is that right?
I'm sorry.
Because I was talking and you were talking at the same time.
Yes, ma'am.
It's my time.
It's my time to ask you questions.
That's the purpose of it.
It's my time to ask you to uncover things by asking you questions and asking you to respond.
So you're not willing to answer a question unless it's part of a message you wish to deliver.
Is that correct?
Sir, what I was trying to explain to you is that I had a difficult time hearing you since we were talking at the same time.
Let me just see if I can go to Ms.
Arambide.
Is that a pretty close approximation of the pronunciation?
Arambide.
Arambide.
Okay.
Um, what do you say a woman is?
I believe that everyone can identify for themselves.
Okay.
Um, do you believe then that men can become pregnant and have abortions?
Yes.
That's all he wanted.
That's all he wanted.
He wanted that one quote.
That's right.
That's what you do it for.
Yeah.
That's what you do it for.
Oh, brother.
Hey, I have a multi-parter from NPR, always funny, about Scary Poppins and the closing of the disinformation board.
Well, by the way, before you play that, according to some news I read this morning, they're still funding it and she's still running it.
And do you know who's on the board?
I have no idea.
Michael Chertoff.
Oh, please.
So there's money.
Isn't that enough to do?
There's money.
That means there's money coming in.
That means there's money.
By the way, speaking of Chertoff, who single-handedly brought in the body scanners into all airports in the United States.
Remember that?
L3?
The guy is a sales guy par excellence.
We should take cues from him.
I've noticed that there's new brands of scanners now.
It's no longer L3.
So it was a new contract.
Just one of those things I noticed while traveling.
Like, huh, I wonder what happened to L3.
Anyway, Chertoff is an incredible douchebag.
And this is what he does.
He loves getting money for all kinds of cool equipment.
And so he is, I guess he's running a part of this disinformation board.
And I completely agree that nothing has stopped.
So let's listen to this NPR, it's a multi-parter with a little intro by the ladies.
Three weeks, that's how long a board that was launched by the Department of Homeland Security to help fight disinformation lasted.
In those three weeks, both the Disinformation Governance Board and its leader, Why do they have the tech journalists do this?
attacks from conservatives.
NPR tech correspondent Shannon Bond is here.
She talked with Jankiewicz yesterday.
Why do they have the tech journalists do this?
Oh, that's, you know, that subtext is fascinating because they're telling you the tech journalist covers it because tech is all in.
Yeah, I mean, it just, I found that very interesting.
It makes no sense.
You're right, it makes zero sense.
And when it comes to tech analysts, I mean, I have very low opinion of all these people as tech analysts.
I don't know what they mean by tech.
Georgia Tech?
Or do you mean technology?
I don't think these people know much about technology.
They just read press releases.
Well, very few of them do.
So anyway, so she gets the job of interviewing Nina from Conservatives.
And Pyrotek correspondent Shannon Bond is here.
She talked with Janowitz yesterday, shortly after she resigned.
Shannon, uh, it's a pretty good get.
Can you start by Pretty good get there!
Oh, I see.
She had the get.
That's a pretty good get.
Now, why would you say that on... That's for behind the mic.
That's not when you're... That's totally inside baseball.
That's inside stuff.
That's like she's complimenting... Maybe she's mad.
She's showing off.
This is a pretty good get.
Pretty good get, eh?
This is a pretty good get for you, little tech girl.
She resigned.
Shannon, it's a pretty good get.
Can you start by telling us about Nina Jankovic and her background?
Yeah, she's a well-regarded authority on disinformation.
Studied Russian information...
Well-regarded is what got me.
Well-regarded.
She's a well-regarded authority on disinformation.
She's studied Russian information operations.
She's advised governments, including Ukraine's.
And previously, she was a fellow at a DC think tank and where she focused on democracy and technology in Europe.
So how did she become the subject of so much conservative ire?
Ire?
Ire?
What is ire?
Ayer.
What is Ayer?
It's a short version of the word anger.
Really?
Yeah.
There was a lot of criticism of this disinformation governance board, including from the left, but conservatives seized on Jankiewicz herself, her perceived partisanship, her tweets, even a silly TikTok video she made.
But it was much more than just making fun of a cringey video, right?
Jankiewicz received this onslaught of abuse, harassment, even death threats.
DHS did not explain what this board was designed to do and in the absence of information given that name many assumed the worst.
This was an attack.
I love the fact that what I'm hearing here from the tech girl is the disinformation board disbanded because of the lack of information.
Do they see the irony?
This board was designed to do.
And in the absence of information, given that name, many assumed the worst.
This was an attack on free speech by the Biden administration.
And so on Wednesday, Jankiewicz quit.
And as we noted, you talked to her yesterday.
Yes.
And from the outset, she wanted to make one thing clear.
Basically, everything you may have heard about the disinformation governance board is wrong or is just a flat out lie.
It's wrong or a lie.
So where do you think this is going?
Who is she going to blame?
The real funny part about this is that, because somebody else is pointing this out, I'm not the one to do it, but it's like, so the disinformation board was disbanded because of disinformation.
Yeah, but that's what she just said.
Yeah, that's exactly right.
In fact, she'll take it a step further.
She's going to blame the Department of Homeland Security for everything.
So to start off, what's a concrete example of the kind of thing the board was meant to do?
Yeah, so let me give you a hypothetical.
Let's say that there was a deepfake video released about how to access disaster aid or how to get out of a city during a disaster time, released by a malign actor like Russia, China, or Iran, in order to put Americans in danger.
The board would consult with FEMA, which had been doing this work for more than a decade.
I love this example.
Is this the best you've got as an example?
So, for instance, there was a disaster and Russia wanted to, like, screw with everybody and we made a deepfake video so that you would, like, die instead.
I mean, what is the point?
Is that really your example, lady?
I'm really good at that already, but we make sure, how do we want to reach this audience?
What's the best way to do that?
Let's look at best practices in resilience building or counter-messaging to make sure that Americans are safe during this natural disaster.
That's just one example.
It wouldn't have to do with, again, adjudicating what is true or false or anything like that.
There was a lack of public clarity.
She literally just said she would adjudicate.
This is a fake video.
We've got to let everybody know it's fake and here's the real information.
It wouldn't have to do with, again, adjudicating what is true or false or anything like that.
There was a lack of public clarity, I would say, from DHS about exactly what the board was supposed to do, about the kind of things you were describing.
Leading the witness.
And I think that may have been what allowed this in ways to be mischaracterized.
Their voices are so similar with this kind of, this kind of craggling, with the...
They just... I know!
It's hard to tell who's talking.
You just want to slap them all, don't you?
You're describing, and I think that may have been, you know, what allowed this in ways to be mischaracterized, right?
Allowed people like Republican Ron Johnson to describe the board as this Orwellian ministry of truth.
Why was it so poorly communicated?
That speaks again to the behemoth agency that DHS is.
There's a lot of cooks in the kitchen when these decisions are being made, and unfortunately I think the agency, the department, had other priorities at the time the rollout was happening, and they didn't anticipate this fierce backlash and weren't able to mount a transparent, open, rapid response.
Why not?
When these criticisms came down the pike.
I wish it went differently.
And I definitely think that the information vacuum that we created allowed people to fill in the blanks.
It frankly showed exactly how disinformation campaigns work.
And sadly, a lot of the vacuum that was created directed a lot of vitriol and ire and threats and harassment even toward me and my family because people were looking for something to latch on to.
So notice that she also uses the term ire, just like our tech reporter.
So they had a whole pre-interview.
That's why this is so, so dead.
You want to hear more?
No.
No?
Normally, you know me, I like to listen to these things until they make me sick, but...
In this case, you give me the option?
Yeah, I'm giving you the option.
She stinks.
She sucks balls.
I'm gonna show my soul by donating to No Agenda.
Imagine all the people who could do that.
Oh yeah, that'd be fab.
Nailed it.
Yeah!
punchline, I hit the jingle.
Let's try it again.
She sucks balls.
I'm gonna show my mood by donating to no agenda.
Imagine all the people who could do that.
Oh yeah, that'd be fab.
Nailed it.
Yeah, on no agenda in the morning.
Eh, fix it in post.
They'll never know.
They'll never know what happened.
Eh, well, somebody will.
We've got 2,000 people out there that know what's going on.
One of them is probably Lydia Terry Dominelli.
How do you like that, huh?
Yeah, good one.
In Rochester, New Hampshire.
She's $133 and no cents.
And she wants job certification test karma for everybody.
We'll give you that at the end, Lydia.
Joseph Hawkins in Jonesboro, Illinois, 111.
Ian.
Ian.
A hundred dollars.
He's in Great Britain.
Ian Field.
Anonymous in Homeless Beach, Florida.
A hundred.
Sir Kevin McLaughlin's right at the top of the list.
Here's the Duke of Luna, lover of America and lover of boobs.
And he's in Concord, North Carolina.
He comes with 8008, which is the boobs donation.
It's only one today.
Heinrich Jalink in... Heinrich Jalink in Heerde.
Netherlands.
7575.
Heinrich Jalink in Heerde.
Sir Rick in Arlington, Washington, $69.96.
Uh, famous donation from him.
Sir Vegas Ray, the knight of Naked City, Las Vegas, Nevada, $69.53.
He's got a birthday coming up.
Uh, R.C.
in Redding, Pennsylvania, $67.89.
And R.C.
says we missed the donation pot in Charleston, but there are no douchebags here.
We got you.
Thanks, man.
That's a plus.
Sir Jake D. I. T. Bogan.
D. I. T. Bogan here.
And he's in, uh... Kabul-tour.
I don't know how to pronounce this.
It's in... Kabul-tour?
Kabul-tour?
Kabul-tour?
I don't know.
I don't know.
It doesn't sound right.
No, it's okay.
Sixty-one, sixty-one.
He can send us a note on how to pronounce this.
Kabul-tour.
Or I can look it up.
I can look it up.
Edward Posh.
He has a birthday shout-out for his beautiful wife, Helen.
She may not be 29 anymore, but I'm glad she still needs me around to open jars.
Nathan Garza in Whitestown, Indiana, 5678.
He says he got the newsletter as Outlet.com box.
By the way, Outlook is... I get some notes, I will read them maybe a couple of shows.
Outlook is a huge problem for getting the newsletter.
Sir Beboop, Knight of the Frozen Tundra, New Brighton, Minnesota, 5678.
Heather Rodriguez in Stockton, California.
She's going to a meet-up.
5569.
Sir Kyle of Bertram and the Three Donkeys in Bertram, Texas, 5533.
Also in Texas, Angela Pickering in Sour Lake, Texas.
Sounds like a terrible lake.
$55.10.
David Pete in Decatur, Texas.
Three in a row.
$55.
Matthew Johnson in San Antonio, Texas.
Four in a row.
Four in a row.
$51.50.
Phone figure number one.
And there's Lawrence Martin, who could be in Texas.
He departs unknown, according to this.
He's at $5.005, along with Sir Andrew Benz in Imperial, Missouri.
Now we've got the $50 donors.
I'll just rush through them.
Name and location, if I have a location.
This starts with another Texan.
John from College Station.
Sir Patrick Maycomb in New York City.
Robert Case in Mill Springs, North Carolina.
Robert Hanna in Poway, California.
Stephen Crummy, and he's not a crummy guy at all, in El Cajon, California.
It's two in a row!
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Luke Ferguson in Brandon, Mississippi.
Julian Robbins in Aptos, California.
Daniel, Sir Daniel Laboe, and he's in Bath, Michigan.
And last but not least on our list is anyway is Lucas Deaton from Dayton.
Deaton from Dayton.
Deaton from Dayton's our last guy and these are people that helped make this show possible.
Thank you all very much.
John from College Station asked for a de-douching since his neighbor Jared hit him in the mouth.
You've been de-douched.
And has requested some karma for multiple people.
You've got... karma.
Thank you all very much for supporting the NOAA Gender Show.
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Under $50 we will not read you, but...
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It's a birthday, birthday.
I'm so much in the world.
And taking a look at the list for the birthdays today, we see Dame Mama Susan of the North Country saying happy birthday to her son, James Beals.
He turns 25.
Sir Jake the IT Bogan, 61, on May 20th.
Sir Marcus Mueller, 44, on the 22nd.
Jackie Kay turns 33 today.
Hey, made another rhyme.
Sir Vegas Ray, Knight of the Naked City, 53 today.
Edward Posh, happy birthday to his beautiful wife, Helen Byan Posh.
Celebrating today, as is our final one, Joe Dirks.
Happy birthday for everybody here The best podcast in the universe!
Come gather round, douchebag, producer and slave.
Hey!
As we all thank your brothers and sisters who gave.
And some of them nights, some of them days.
For the titles are a-changin'.
Sir Marcus Muller, our Deutschland knight, becomes a baron today.
Baron of Hessea.
Marcus Muller.
Marcus Muller.
Uh, two quick make-goods.
Kathy Rhodes, uh, we missed her note for the sake of brevity.
The short note I gave to Adam at the Charleston meet-up must have been unclear.
My donation for the May 19th de-douche and gave executive producership to both my husband, Lee Rhodes, and my brother, Mike Rhee, or Ray Rhee.
My brother's birthday fell on the show day and he was not recognized as an executive producer.
I'm sorry.
And she says it's okay.
Kristen Gotla, Uh, says, hey, uh, the note messed up.
Doesn't matter.
I like this one better.
Shout out to Connie and Brian for hitting me in the mouth last summer.
Thank you for your courage.
The show was always outstanding.
And, uh, and she says, uh, thank you and send some karma.
Kristen in San Carlos, California.
Uh, then it's time for a no agenda meetups, everybody.
No agenda meetups!
We kick it off with our Texas meetup, Baron Scott of the Armory, and let's see what he has to say in this pre-produced package.
Hey, John Adams, this is Baron Scott mixing it in post.
Had a great gathering of 20 plus producers at Doc's last Saturday.
He tried something a little different for the meetup report.
I hope you enjoy.
Okay.
In the morning, this is O.C., the uglier half of the millennial lesbian couple.
Morning, this is Rachel.
Hey Adam, how's life as a dog father?
So I think what they did here is they asked a whole bunch of questions, and write down any ones you want to answer and we'll do it after the report.
Hi, this is Scott's wife, Christine, and I want to know, JCD, when are you going to come to Austin and visit with your no agenda nation here?
In the morning, John Van Loon on behalf of the TNC bots.
I just want to say, Adam, are we there yet?
Hi, this is Leah Lavise, and I want to know why is Adam not here with us?
Hey Adam, this is Josh Cox, or Sir Thoth of Valhalla.
What's your everyday carry?
Hey, my name's Jim.
Who's at the top?
In the morning, Adam and John, this is the future Dame Slammy in Austin.
The Texas sun fried my brain.
I don't have an ask Adam.
In the morning, this is Sir Chris, Baron of North Austin.
This goes out to JCD.
I know there's a prohibition on peanuts, but is it acceptable to fist anything else?
Chris Baker, Adam Hyde.
Hi guys, this is Sir Jason in the morning.
I'm Tom Siebert in the morning.
My name is Dave.
Hey John, why does sound money not interest you?
ITM guys, hey, I wanted to thank everybody for the house buying karma because we're moving in tomorrow.
Thanks.
It's Gemma in the morning!
Any of those you want to address?
Well, I'll be to Austin.
I'll be into Austin one of these days shortly.
Probably could be next week.
Another one, what does he say, what is found money?
No, sound money.
That's a question that, what he says is, how come you don't believe in Bitcoin?
That was the question.
He didn't say that.
No, but that's what he meant.
Sound money.
That's what he meant.
I believe in Bitcoin and I wish I'd bought it at 25 cents.
You know, I was thinking about that the other day, because I was at Costco and somebody's yakking about Bitcoin, I bought it at five bucks, blah, blah, blah, to his friend.
Said, well, I wish I'd bought it now at $20,000, 20, 30, 29, I guess is what it is.
And I was thinking, I was thinking if I had bought Bitcoin at say 25 cents, say at a dollar, two bucks, three bucks, four bucks, five bucks, I can't imagine not selling it at 400.
Oh, no.
If you recall... A hundred-bagger!
If you recall, people were giving us Bitcoin in those early days when we were both saying, this is stupid Beanie Babies crap.
Right?
Well, that was mostly me.
No, but I went along with it.
But let me finish the story because it goes right with what you're saying.
Give me two seconds.
So I wound up with 65 Bitcoin, which I sold at $900.
You're absolutely right.
It was the dumbest thing I've ever done.
Oh, so making money is dumb?
If I'd held on to it longer, I wouldn't be talking to you.
That's true.
One thing, the number one rule of investing, don't scoff at profit.
Under any circumstances.
Yeah, but you see that's... You have two things going on.
One is profit, the other is greed.
But that wasn't the question.
It was, why don't you believe in sound money?
You're looking at it as an asset.
Well, because I don't see it as sound money.
That's why.
I understand.
Okay, good.
To answer the questions that were asked of me, I love being a dog father.
In fact, the keeper and I just graduated.
From our, uh, dog obedience class, which of course means... Oh!
Yep, we graduated him.
And, uh, with flying colors.
Why was I not at the meet-up?
Hello, we were graduating!
And, uh, my daily carry, Smith & Wesson, 9 mil.
There you go.
Let's not do these anymore.
I like it as a one-off, Scott, but let's not do Ask Adams and Ask Johns.
Just in and out with the report, please, like Fresno.
This is the Resist Rematch No Agenda Meetup at the Barrel House in Fresno.
I am Sir Robertson of Two Sticks.
And I'm Trevor from England.
And we are having a great time in the morning!
And shut up, slave!
There's the report, Fresno.
Perfect.
Osaka has a different message, but then again, hey, it's Osaka.
ITM, this is Sir Bill of Osaka, Whiskey One, India Tangle Mike, at the Osaka Castle Cherry Blossom Viewing and Amygdala Shrinking Meetup.
We are next to the castle moat, enjoying some beers while the locals compose haiku underneath the cherry blossoms.
Nice turnout today, with about six listeners and accompanying human resources.
As the rules are different here, we have Dame Astrid and Sir Mark's heads on sticks.
In the morning, Adam and John.
This is Mike.
I've lived in Japan for 30 years, and this is the best time I've ever had.
Hi everybody, this is Sir Spoon Scrub.
We're all having a great time!
ITM from JohnWW2 living in Kyoto, Japan came down to Osaka on a 1 hour 20 minute train ride to meet everybody for the first time.
Had a great time.
We had beer and now we just had burgers.
Maybe next time we'll have whale meat.
ITM, this is Sir 3D.
It's like a party.
No Agenda family worldwide, you should have been in Osaka today.
Wonderful group of people, wonderful meetup, take care.
Hi John and Adam, this is Brandon and it's been 8 years since my last No Agenda meetup in Tokyo for Adam's birthday.
It's like a party!
JCD, I'm looking forward to registering the call sign KJ6LNG when it expires later this year.
It's like domain name hijacking.
And it will serve you right, you phony ham.
I guess we're getting people into being hams, but I'll renew it this week.
That's the problem.
You're an Elmer.
You're not living up to your Elmer standards.
Yeah.
No, you are.
You are 100% responsible for me becoming a ham.
Becoming an obsessed ham, actually.
Mad props to you, but it feels icky that you're not... It feels icky.
It does.
I'm trying to use other words than sketch.
Since they brought in the Japan thing, I want to congratulate Toronto Fuji for winning the 7th Emperor's Cup in the sumo matches that just ended.
The May sumo tournaments that just ended.
That's hot.
Here's... Meetup's taking place today.
If you're in Richmond, Virginia, then you're probably already at the local 804 meetup.
If you're in Blacksburg, Virginia, hello, my goodness, 3.33 p.m., yep, you're probably late for the Bingo Beer Colorado... Bingo Beer Corporation meetup.
We probably shouldn't do these if they're already done.
By the time we're on the show.
Yeah, I would think.
The Piney Woods Meetup, the third revision, takes place in, oh, in about 20 minutes.
That'll be at Rotolo's Pizzeria, Longview, Texas.
On Monday, Victoria Day National Patriots Bash, one o'clock at the Four Mile Brew Pub in Victoria, BC.
On Tuesday, the NoCo Island of Misfits Toy Ultra Meetup and Baby Formula Giveaway, six o'clock Mountain Greenlee Pizza Company, Greenlee, Colorado.
And finally, the next show day, Thursday, the Denver City Park two-week cycle meetup, 630 Mountain, Denver City Park.
And that is what's coming up between now and our next show.
But if you go to noagendameetups.com, let me just count them.
We already have 30 meetups in June, and they're into July, into August.
You need to be at one of these.
It's better than a dating app.
noagendameetups.com.
If you can't find one near you, start one now.
I'm out of control.
Yeah.
Noagentameetups.com.
If you can't find one near you, start one yourself.
It's easy, like a party.
Okay.
We're at the ISO stage.
Yes, why don't you do yours and I've got the surefire winner.
Oh, you're feeling cocky there, huh?
Okay, well, let me get my first potential ISO candidate.
Don't trust Putin.
That's no good.
What is this?
They were touting stuff.
No.
We think it's aliens.
That actually I need to talk about.
We think it's aliens.
Let me make it louder.
Man, that's... Not that good.
No, it's not that good.
What do you have?
Alright, I got three.
After my fail last week of having none.
Resulting in a lousy pick.
Yeah.
It wasn't a lousy pick.
It was just a pick.
Let's go with past.
Past.
Okay.
It just kind of passed me by.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Let's go with it's a religion.
It's a religion.
Well, I like it with a little fry at the end.
That's nice.
Yeah.
It's always good.
And the one I believe should be the pick.
Good.
That was really good.
I don't know.
I have one left that I kept in abeyance.
Yes! Yahoo!
Is some guy screaming?
Pshh!
Yeah, you didn't like it?
No, I didn't.
I thought it's really good.
It's a good way to end the show.
It should have some wordage that we can understand, I thought.
Yeah, okay.
We'll use it.
Reluctantly.
I win!
See, that's why.
Reluctantly.
Reluctantly.
We don't want you to win.
Hey, before we go, I did want to just mention this one story.
You know, we did have the big UFO hearings, which was Yes, and I expected you to follow that, and I thought it was going to be in the show.
Well, I tried clipping some stuff, but it was boring.
It was all boring, and really, this is all just Project Blue Beam.
This is where the Antichrist is going to come down, and this is how we shepherd in the Antichrist.
It'll come from space.
It's something like that.
There's reasons that this is happening, but the real story The real story is the astronauts' spacesuits who are at the International Space Station.
They will not be allowed to go on spacewalks.
No go for upcoming spacewalks.
The reason why is because... This is crazy.
This is why it's the second half of the show.
The suits' helmets keep filling up with excess water.
Wait, to the degree that one of the astronauts almost drowned in his own helmet!
This is not a new story.
This happened a number of years ago, because these guys, the fluid gets sucked out of them, and they're very hydrated, and they fill up these suits, and the water gets into the helmet and starts filling it up where you could drown, and this happened again.
I thought this problem was solved, but I guess it wasn't.
Wrong!
That's wrong!
The reason this is happening is because they're not in space, they're in a giant pool where they're filming, and the damn things are leaking.
That's what's happening.
This is known.
They're not up in space.
You know, I love your... My enthusiasm.
Your consistency.
Your enthusiasm is anti-enthusiastic.
Okay.
I can move all my clips to the next show.
We're out of time.
Although I do have the... None of these clips are necessary.
No, nothing's necessary, really.
What's necessary is we need to go.
It's time.
We want to keep the show within limits.
Coming up next on No Agenda Stream, boost your butt off for the Battle of the Douchebags with Sir Seat Sitter, Cratchit, Dean Reiner, and Boo-Bury.
Sometimes known as Boost-Bury.
End of show mixes, man, I couldn't, I can't even play them all, there's so many today.
Sound Guy Steve with a classic popcorn from the 70s, love that.
Leo Le Puke, Tom Starkweather, and a dynamite ender from Dee's Laughs.
And we look forward to meeting you again, if John makes it through the pile that just fell over.
We look forward to meeting you again on Thursday for another dynamite deconstruction of your media.
Coming to you from the heart of the Texas Hill Country in FEMA Region No.
6 in the morning everybody, I'm Adam Curry.
And from Northern Silicon Valley, where I remain, I'm John C. Dvorak.
We return on Thursday right here with No Agenda, episode 1454.
Remember to support us.
Go to dvorak.org slash NA.
We'll see you then, y'all.
Oh yeah!
Adios, mofos!
and such.
Tonight, Vladimir Putin.
Vladimir Putin.
Putin.
Putin. Ukraine, Russia. President Biden. Putin. Vladimir Putin. Ukraine. Vladimir Putin. Zelensky, the Ukrainians. Putin. Putin. President Biden. Vladimir Putin. Russia. The Ukraine. Putin. Putin.
What was Ukraine?
Who was Ukraine?
Where was Ukraine?
President Putin. President Zelensky. Joe Biden. Vladimir Putin. Vladimir Putin. President Zelensky. Vladimir Putin. Russia. Vladimir Putin. Ukraine. Vladimir Putin. Bombing Ukraine. Russian President Vladimir Putin. Russia. Ukraine. Putin said. Ukraine says.
When it comes to Ukraine. Putin.
Putin invaded Ukraine.
What Putin wants is for Ukrainians to defend their democracy.
Ukraine.
Brutal invasion of Ukraine.
President Putin.
Vladimir Putin.
The Russian offensive against Ukraine continues.
Putin.
Russian atrocities.
President Zelensky of Ukraine.
Ukraine.
Ukraine.
I really hope that you and President Putin get together and can solve your problem.
That would be a tremendous achievement.
And I know you're trying to do that.
Did you underestimate Vladimir Putin?
Russian missiles continue to rain down on the port city of Odessa.
More scenes of carnage in Ukraine.
Ukraine is a centrally located strategic country in Europe.
Ukrainian counterpart, Vladimir Zelensky, to investigate the former vice president.
Russia's president, Vladimir Putin.
Do we need to be prepared for the continued destruction of Ukrainian cities?
Putin is the great disruptor.
Putin's military is falling apart.
There's a price to pay for peace and democracy.
Please, again, my request, don't trust Putin.
Tell your secret.
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez gets engaged to longtime partner Riley Roberts.
We'll be right back.
Not a joke.
No, I'm serious.
I can do this.
You go home with them, the brung in the dance.
Like the good socialist leader she is, pictures from the wedding should fetch hundreds and thousands of dollars.
I have student loans.
What are the odds that AOC got down on her knees in the name of feminism and took the initiative to propose herself as a modern day woman?
I did it.
Did I do this wrong?
They're the economy, Meghan and Harry.
Boom!
The wedding of AOC, which I'm sure will get featured on The View.
Whoopi's been married a few times.
That's not Biden's fault.
She can give some wedding advice.
All those Republican men, what are they going to do now?
We all criticized her, which obviously meant we wanted to date her.
Although she is a Democrat, so even if she's married, you can still date her.
They have very loose rules.
I just would... It's not enough.
I caused pain.
Let's talk about misinformation.
Free speech versus conspiracy theories confusing people.
I caused pain.
It really is important.
Well, I don't want us to wait, uh, until we forget about how awful this has been.
Newly doxed to political rope.
Bewayed news, culture, politics.
No agenda saves.
Russian Dave on stage.
What's stupid and brave?
This dude who can't behave.
Filled with so much rage.
Needs some sage.
Stomped out till his armor's looking like a chicken wing.
Great job, security.
When I seen thing, I'm a grounded mean, I can't fly for a while.
Restricting our movement, these politicians vile.
Who do you vote for in the upcoming election when the dickens are slim and choices harder than a rat?
Cushing the feds, keep printing money, ask yourself why?
Shipped off to the U.K.
next day and dropped from the sky.
Rest in peace, scaring seven year olds who try to help the lames.
Need to emphasize masculinity to save.
Evil upset, Canela waiting to get paid.
This is a no-brainer.
First Ballot Hall of Famer.
Shout out to the Burnham Man.
We just congregate like fam.
Come on through each Thursday.
Drink specials have you coming Thursday.
And our partner Spirit Leaf.
Little Italy is on.
College dead in the middle of Little Italy.
I mean the last girl I dated called me an Uncle Tom.