This is your award-winning Kimo Nation Media assassination episode 1431.
This is No Agenda.
Pining for some Smith Munt and broadcasting live from the heart of the Texas Hill Country here in FEMA Region No.
6 in the morning, everybody.
I'm Adam Curry.
And from northern Silicon Valley where we're looking for a no-fly zone over California, I'm John C. Dvorak.
It's Crackpot and Buzzkill in the morning.
That's a great idea.
I'm all for that.
Did our hero Zelensky call for that?
The hero?
The big hero?
The hero Zelensky.
I gotta tell you, first of all, my voice is still not normal.
I can't...
Sounds fine.
Okay, thanks.
I'm just complaining a little bit about the long COVID effects.
Oh, I thought, uh, you think, you sure?
You sure it's long COVID? Well, it's long something.
I mean, my voice, I still can't project like the opening.
It's like, and I say to the dog, good morning.
I can't do that anymore.
You know how you talk to your dog?
Good morning.
Did you sleep well?
And then my voice skips.
It's long Rona.
Anyway, I'm ready.
The generator's all hooked up and working.
Finally got it all connected.
Finally!
Tell us about it.
Wow, man.
Oh, wow.
It was quite an experience getting this thing connected.
This is the Generac.
It's a 22 kilowatt.
And so we got the transfer switch.
Everything's all set up.
And I'm like, okay, let's just do this.
And so setting up the generator is very analogous to setting up a printer, strangely enough.
So you have to go through an initialization menu on the thing itself.
And, you know, after it says what language, it says, connect Wi-Fi?
I'm like, no, do not connect Wi-Fi.
And then you go through a number of prompts, and then it says, okay, serial number, what's your passcode?
Passcode?
I don't know.
I'm looking around for passcode.
Isn't this done by the installers?
Well, this part I do myself.
I wanted to do this myself.
The installer was right there, but this electrician installer, he says, we just turn it on, you do all that shit.
Okay, great.
Because I wanted to do it.
So the way these things work is they want you to connect Wi-Fi and give you the device's MAC address so that they can identify your generator and then they can authorize it over the internet.
I'm like, no way!
So these guys literally want to be in touch with my generator?
Well, the first thing, the MAC address comes over the Wi-Fi.
Yeah, but I'm just telling you they asked for it.
So why would they ask for it?
In other words, they don't know what they're doing.
Well, they're asking way too much information.
And I call them, and I got a real nice lady from customer support said, I'm not hooking this up.
I said, what's my passcode?
And she just was laughing.
Oh, okay, no problem.
I have a feeling she gets a lot of these calls from people like me.
No, I'm not going to use your Wi-Fi connection.
I don't want you to look at my generator.
So finally get that all set up.
Especially in hill country.
What do you mean?
Well, that's where you're all...
Right-wingers.
Exactly.
Wary of Wi-Fi.
Right-wingers, yes.
It's all political, John.
The freedom lovers, it's all political, as usual.
The right-wingers.
I don't think so.
And then comes kind of the surprise.
You know, these things are sleek looking.
You know, it's got a, you know, the case is kind of modern and everything.
And then, so you flip the power off.
It still takes about five seconds for the transfer switch to hit.
And then it hits and the generator starts, and that was the surprising thing.
I'm looking at this beautiful, sleek box, and I'm thinking, you know, jet engine type sound?
No.
This is like a lawnmower.
Very loud.
It's a little disappointing.
But it works.
Full house on the generator.
Can't wait.
Can't wait for electricity to go out now and for me to be that guy.
It'll never go out.
Yeah, that's probably right.
I don't know.
I don't know.
There's a lot of energy, prices, availability.
It's getting kind of sketchy.
Getting a little sketchy.
Let's see, before we start, what else did we have?
It'll never go out.
It'll never go out.
Welcome to the listeners of the Glenn Beck podcast, which dropped...
Yesterday.
Oh, they dropped it?
That's too bad.
I was hoping they'd put you on.
And I got a lot of emails, so I'm hoping to see a lot more people listening to the show.
What I'm getting now in responses is probably about 80% Rogan level.
Which is surprising.
Sorry, say again.
So the number of responses I'm getting from the Glenn Beck podcast, which I know you didn't watch it, I'd say it's about 80% response of a Rogan-level appearance.
Oh!
I knew I'd get you with something this morning.
There it is.
Woo!
He's awake!
Yeah, definitely.
Yeah, and it's interesting because I got a number of people who then saw it on Blaze TV, and then I think once it was on YouTube, that's when people started emailing, so welcome.
And move over, Big Pharma.
The military-industrial complex is moving center stage to get their share of the crisis.
Get out of here with COVID. We solve that.
Let's move on to war.
And the propaganda is phenomenal.
What a great time to be alive.
CBS. That is tonight's CBS Evening News.
I'm Nora O'Donnell in our nation's capital.
Have a great weekend and pray for Ukraine.
Yes.
Pray for Ukraine.
Holy crap, John.
The only thing about war is immigrants and refugees.
That's all that we can see.
Trust me, there's all kinds of horrible stuff happening, but you need immigrants and refugees.
That's it.
The human interest, the story, the heartbreak.
Well, most of my clips are from RT. Yeah, but I'm just setting the stage here.
Oh, yeah.
No, no.
That's the same thing with RT, actually.
You know, there you go.
Right off the bat, he says, I want everyone to listen because it will confirm what a lot of people are thinking, including this email of which I've received several different versions.
This is from Lucy Andrade.
And already suspicious, she has LucyAndrade at FastMail.se.
Mm-hmm.
Hello Adam.
I'm a huge fan of you from your MTV days.
Okay, already suspicious.
You're a charismatic and inspiring individual who commands respect of your peers in the entertainment industry.
Already written like bullcrap.
Recently, I tuned into the Puppy State podcast of the No Agenda show, dated February 27th, and was quite disappointed with the content relating to the Russian invasion of Ukraine.
You seem to be propping up the Putin regime in Russia!
At no point did you decry the mass slaughter of civilians by fascist Russia's Sturmbandteilung being undertaken in Ukrainian cities.
You're a horrible man.
It doesn't say that, but blah, blah, blah.
The world is watching your coverage on the No Agenda show.
Oh, they're watching.
Seems unlikely.
Yeah, right, watching.
It would be a sad outcome if you retain your pro-Putin posture and consequently lose your platform.
Is that a threat?
You are in a position to influence minds.
We must all be united in the face of unadulterated evil unleashed by Putin.
Stand with the global community and denounce Russian aggression on the people of Ukraine.
Encourage your viewers to contact politicians and advocate regime change within Russia.
Okay, just stop.
Don't send me these anymore.
But this...
The last time this happened was...
It was a mailing list.
Oh, it's just...
Of course.
But...
It's sophisticated because they've got the episode number, the date, the name of the podcast, the MTV part.
Anyway, so that's the problem.
And man, I'm getting pushback everywhere when I say, look, I see this a little differently.
And people are now completely psyoped.
You know, just like COVID ended.
That's done.
It's just done.
It's done.
It's over.
Nothing to say.
Anthony Fauci has disappeared for reasons we'll discuss later.
It's all over.
All that it is is the humanitarian crisis.
That's all.
There's nothing else.
So this is an operation against the people of the world.
First of all, the letter is a hoax.
Which letter?
The one you read.
I don't mean a hoax.
It's a propaganda.
It's a hoax.
It's not anyone who's watching the show.
We don't even know that person exists.
No, no, that's what I'm saying.
They're talking about watching No Agenda.
They don't even know it's a podcast.
It's audio only.
This is the techno experts.
This is Hillary Clinton's gang.
It's somebody.
I think it's the Ukrainians.
Hello, Hillary Clinton's gang.
Thank you.
Maybe.
Well...
Yeah, this kind of note is annoying.
I'm sure everybody gets them.
It's not really annoying.
It's just interesting that...
Well, let's just go through some of...
I just have some quick clips here.
Go through some of the...
All we do is deconstruct news stories.
That's all we do.
We just take sides.
Putin sucks.
Okay, fine.
Everybody's lying.
Putin may be in on this.
We still don't know.
But there's all kinds...
All we need to focus on, according to the mainstream media...
...is the human tragedy, human tragedy.
And we have all kinds of great ways of doing it.
...forces seized control of a major city in Ukraine for the first time since the war began.
Stepping up their bombing campaign, massive new explosions, apartment buildings, schools, and even a brewery destroyed.
I mean, it's like, let's throw in the brewery story.
Okay, that'll piss everybody off, Kim.
Believe it, they're bombing breweries over there.
The Pravda Brewing Company switched from making craft beer to craft ballistics, says Director Terrace DiSoco.
We need to make sure we are ready.
The brewery is also forging hedgehogs, sharpened steel beams that can stop tanks dead in their tracks.
So maybe that's why it got bombed.
I don't know.
Was that the same brewery?
If the brewery...
So in the first story, they bombed a brewery, and then as well, the brewery was making Molotov cocktails.
There's a number of these meme stories.
A six-year-old bombing the nuke.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Where's that?
Well, that comes up later, the nuke, because that's part of the energy story.
There's a number of these kind of stock stories that keep cropping up over and over.
You listen to Hannity and you get...
Oh, here it is.
Every show.
This is what you were talking about, the nuke.
Jeremy, how concerned are you now that Russia has control of this nuclear plant?
It's the biggest in Europe.
They can't just shut it down and put the whole region in the dark.
Yeah, actually, their attack on these nuclear facilities are kind of a twofer for the Russian Federation, Stephanie.
First, they can obviously turn the lights out, as you referenced.
They can debilitate large regions of Ukraine.
But second, as we saw when they rained fire down on that facility, they can effectively create a dirty bomb that Out of a nuclear power plant.
Think about that.
If the winds blow in a certain direction and they assess that there's great danger to Europe, they can basically hold the entire European continent hostage by threatening to hit one of these targets.
Explain that one to me again, dirty bombs.
That's a new one.
Okay, Stephanie Rule.
Is that really new for her?
Dirty bomb?
She's never heard this before.
She's been in the news business for 15 years.
Hmm.
Okay, run that by me again so we can really scare people.
That's a good idea.
Let's do a little mini-cut of the refugees.
Mind you, these refugees are not refugees that Europe has ever had before.
Poland has, in fact, refused Muslim refugees, but luckily they aren't.
These are, you know, decent people.
This is not a developing third-world nation.
This is Europe.
These are prosperous, middle-class people.
These are not people trying to get away from areas in North Africa.
They look like any European family that you would live next door to.
What could be a difference here from other conflicts, you know, that could seem very far away, you know, in Africa or Middle East or whatever, I mean...
These are Europeans that we're seeing being killed.
This isn't a place, with all due respect, like Iraq or Afghanistan.
This is a relatively civilized, relatively European, I have to choose those words carefully too, city where you wouldn't expect that or hope that it's going to happen.
Isn't that interesting?
This is the mainstream media and they're saying these things.
That sounds pretty racist to me.
Yeah, no kidding.
And it's interesting, as I've been listening to as much as possible, in the United States, the reporters on the scene are British.
This was all British or European media, and they have American voices.
I don't know if you've ever noticed the opposite happening, but it seems like they're using the American reporters and people on the scene.
Yeah.
Yeah.
This whole thing is so wrong.
Here's what you opened with today.
Tonight, the major breaking news as we come on the air.
Ukraine's President Zelensky pleading for help today on a call with members of Congress as overpowered Ukrainian forces hold off the Russian army.
Zelensky asking U.S. lawmakers to close the skies or give us planes as Russia's barrage of Ukraine reduces cities and towns to rubble.
Oh, yay!
Ladies and gentlemen, it is time to Rubbleize!
Yeah!
No-fly's the place.
So now they've combined the two stories of the no-fly zone and the nuke.
No-fly zone.
Tonight, as Russian munitions continue to light up Ukrainian skylines, this fireball exploding over Chernihiv, Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky asking the West for more firepower.
Zelensky holding an hour-long video call with more than 300 members of Congress and Hill staff saying he needs more help to fend off Vladimir Putin's invaders.
Pleading for more lethal and military aid and the establishment of a no-fly zone over his country.
What's at stake is summed up in this new video from inside a control room of the biggest nuclear power plant in Europe as it was being attacked by Russian forces.
In the video released by the Energy Company, you can hear that voice on the PA system...
Begging Russian troops to immediately stop firing.
You are endangering the safety of the entire world.
So it's really fascinating to see how Zelensky is being molded into this hero.
And it reminds me continuously of Shackvili, who was the president of Georgia.
When it was the exact same scenario, Russia attack.
No, it was the Georgian army who attacked separatists.
And then that guy, he was a hero too.
And he, remember, he had the model, the Dutch model wife.
And he was on all the media.
And then he went insane and started eating his tie on television and went berserk.
And he may be in jail.
I don't even know where he is.
And now, of course, we know that Russia was not the aggressor or the instigator in that.
This feels so much like it.
Do you have that?
Do I have what?
Do you have that feeling, like this is kind of the Georgia situation?
Well, I've said from day one that the Georgia thing lasted 17 days, and this is modeled exactly after it.
I've always thought it was just a copycat of the Georgia situation.
How many days are we in now?
We're like day 13?
We're at 12.
Let's give the Zelensky backstory, this hero who's decided to stay and fight for his nation and take calls with congressmen and senators.
Ukraine's president, Vladimir Zelensky, is being hailed as a new Winston Churchill.
Stoically refusing to leave his country, even as the bombs rain down.
Sending words of inspiration to his people.
But Zelensky started out as a comedian performing stand-up.
Stop!
He went on to make movies, often playing an everyman, like a Ukrainian Steve Carell.
He even won the local version of Dancing with the Stars and voiced Paddington in the Ukrainian version of the blockbuster film.
He created and starred in a hit comedy series about a Ukrainian high school teacher who improbably becomes president.
And that led to Vladimir Zelensky, at age 41, improbably becoming president in real life, winning more than 70% of the vote.
It's interesting that Trump is also a television star, reality star.
He gets 70% of the vote.
But this guy, no, he's the guy.
The Atlantic magazine, here's their headline, How Zelensky Gave the World a Jewish Hero.
So now we've added another little element to it.
As the Ukrainian president captivates the world with his bravery, he offers a reminder of the inroads Eastern and Central European Jews have made in overcoming their status as perpetual outsiders.
I mean, this is really, this is unbelievable to watch.
Yes.
Sorry.
So my son's contact, who has direct contact with Ukraine, he says it's interesting that Zelensky's TV production team, all of the executives, that entire group, he's got some company name, they're all head of state security in Ukraine now.
You go from TV production to state security.
Ooh, that's kind of cool.
Love how that works.
Yeah.
Hmm.
I only have a couple other things before we can get to what you're looking at.
I think these are the most prevalent clips.
So, Linz, Linz, out!
I said Lindsey Graham and I immediately got punished.
Lindsey Graham came out, he put it in the newsletter with an asinine statement, which he might regret.
As this war rages on, South Carolina Senator Lindsey Graham caused a stir by suggesting Vladimir Putin should be assassinated.
The only way this ends, my friend, is for somebody in Russia to take this guy out.
Does the White House have any take on that statement?
Is it helpful at this point?
That is not the position of the United States government and certainly not a statement you'd hear come from the mouth of anybody working in this administration.
And it wasn't just the administration.
Lawmakers on the left and the right quickly disavowed any talk of assassination.
The fear is, Nora, that if Vladimir Putin feels personally threatened, he might be tempted to lash out militarily more than he already has.
He might go nuts.
You know, he's got a brain tumor.
He could flip the switch, blow us all up.
Lindsey Graham.
You know, it's interesting to see people tweeting now about Victoria Nuland.
I'm pretty sure they listen to the best podcast in the universe.
Like, oh, yeah, yeah, she was putting everybody in the previous government there in Ukraine in 2014.
So let's remind everybody of something else.
2016, John McCain and his bestest buddy, Lindsey Graham, were speaking to an unidentified brigade of troops in Ukraine, and here's a short bit.
Your fight is our fight.
2017 will be the year of offense.
All of us will go back to Washington and we will push the case against Russia.
Enough of a Russian aggression.
Wow, now that I hear that, this is 2016 and he says, we'll go back to Washington and we'll push the case for Russia?
Sounds like Lindsey Graham might have been part of the Russiagate hoax.
Well, you remember, when he started off, he was an anti-Trumper.
That's correct.
And then he switched.
You're right.
We switched after McCain dropped dead.
Yeah, in more ways than one.
Delayed response.
Enough of a Russian aggression.
It is time for them to pay a heavier price.
I believe you will win.
I am convinced you will win and we will do everything we can to provide you with what you need to win.
So, you know, pretty, pretty lofty words from Lindsay and John McCain.
Just to remind everybody that this was a long time coming.
Probably Trump, again, annoying for the elites, didn't want to do it or just blocked it or they didn't even bring it up to him, didn't want to entertain it.
And I'm not sure.
I cannot see the insignias.
This doesn't seem like a command headquarter.
It seems like more a field headquarter.
Like a forward operating base where they were.
So it might have been the Azov Battalion.
I'm not sure.
I did pick up this quick interview of one of the Azov Battalion with NPR. Now, these are the so-called neo-Nazis.
I believe they are.
Who are not an official part of the military, but have now been made member of the National Guard in Ukraine.
And they were initially, you couldn't post anything about them on Facebook, and now Facebook has overturned that to some degree.
So their word is getting out, and NPR decided to provide them some cover.
So let's talk about the Azov Battalion.
That regiment has a reputation for having the fiercest fighters in Ukraine.
The paramilitary is credited with recapturing the southern port city of Mariupol from Russian separatists in 2014.
And despite their neo-Nazi affiliations, they were folded into Ukraine's National Guard.
Groups like this are what Putin uses when he tries to paint Ukraine as rife with Nazis.
It's part of his justification for invading.
Andrei Bristles, when our producer Graham Smith asks about a symbol he's wearing.
So I can't help but notice the patch on your shoulder.
I think it's a patch that's associated with kind of a right-wing political movement.
He won't say that.
What's the name of it?
He won't say that.
In times of war, people don't always ask questions about who's coming to defend them.
And it seems like a lot of people are coming.
A lot of them come from Belarus.
Belarus.
Yeah, a lot of them come from the Koshyanko regime and Putin.
A lot of them come from the United States, Germany, Switzerland.
You have Americans in your group.
We have Americans.
Also, Americans are on our way.
They're on their way.
How many Americans would you say are in your group?
You can't say this.
I have to ask, is there any concern to have so many foreign fighters coming to Ukraine that you don't know who they are, why they're coming?
How do you check them?
I can't say this.
It's a really riveting interview from NPR. All you have to say is, I can't talk about this.
Can't talk about this.
Okay, got it.
Let me ask you the next question.
Well, there's no doubt that nobody's covering this like we are.
What you got for me?
I got a bunch of stuff.
A pile.
Including...
So this morning I was watching Meet the President Blinken was on.
Mm-hmm.
Abe Blinken.
And Blinken was dancing like a fanatic because Chuck Todd kept pushing him for the no-fly zone.
Oh, goodness.
That guy is another warmonger.
Oh, they're all bad.
But yesterday I got these two different reports that kind of vary.
One is the Blinken Report on NPR. This is worth listening to.
And then we'll go to the RT version.
Secretary of State Tony Blinken says the Biden administration is asking Congress to allocate almost $3 billion in additional humanitarian aid to Poland to help it accommodate the hundreds of thousands of people who have arrived so far fleeing violence in Ukraine.
Terry Schultz reports Blinken is in Europe shoring up international opposition to Russia's invasion.
Secretary Blinken says Poland has stepped forward with generosity, leadership and resolve in welcoming refugees from Ukraine, which could number a million by the end of the weekend.
Poland is also hosting the U.S. Embassy from Kiev, which moved temporarily for safety reasons.
Blinken will travel from Poland to Moldova, another neighbor of Ukraine, where there's a lot of nervousness about Moscow's intentions.
Meanwhile, Blinken visited a welcome center for refugees near the border with Ukraine.
And Piers Eric Westervelt reports the U.N. Relief Agency says most of them are going to neighboring Poland and more keep on coming.
Not going to stop.
You know, the funny thing is they promote the Poland thing.
Never mention Hungary is doing the same thing.
Ever.
They never talk about Hungary.
But I think that's...
Hungary...
I don't know why.
Well, I think it's because Poland refused all immigrants for the past 20 years.
Said, no, we're not going to take the Muslim immigrants.
That's what Hungary did, too.
Should they refuse them as well?
Yeah.
Yeah, I guess they did.
They're worse.
Hmm.
Hmm.
That's because Orban is persona non-graph.
Right, he's a douche, exactly.
So let's don't give him any credit, okay?
And also, Tucker Carlson keeps talking about Hungary.
Oh, no, no, we can't.
Do not mention Hungary.
Hungary was the pre-cancel to Russia's cancellation.
We should have known, yes.
Here's the same report, a similar report from RT, Blinken in Ukraine.
Now, less than a day after Ukraine's president slammed NATO for its, quote, weakness...
Did he say slammed?
Has this made it across to all corners of the universe?
Is this...
Now, less than a day after Ukraine's president slammed NATO for its, quote, weakness, the U.S. Secretary of State traveled to the Polish-Ukrainian border to show support for Kiev.
Ukraine's top diplomat, in turn, demanded fighter jets and hinted that the blood of civilians may be on those who refuse the plea.
The entire world stands with Ukraine.
Just as I'm standing here in Ukraine.
It's no secret that the highest demand that we have is in fighting jets, attack aircrafts, and air defense systems.
If we lose the skies, there will be much, much more blood on the ground.
And I don't want anyone to share responsibility for their blood.
Yeah, this is weird because it doesn't seem to be a huge aerial assault.
And the promise that they got back was even weirder.
If you don't mind, I'll just play this quick clip and tell me what's weird about this.
Appearing over Zoom before nearly 300 U.S. lawmakers, Ukraine's president pleaded for more military aid.
President Zelensky made the case for Ukraine.
Don't let them exterminate us.
Congressman Mike Quigley, a co-chair of the Ukraine caucus, says Zelensky's message was blunt.
We need air support.
Either close the skies or give us the planes one way or the other, because, you know, the battle is often won in the air, and he made it clear that that seems to be critical right now.
But what Ukraine needs is Russian-made MiGs, an aircraft its pilots are trained to fly.
There are planes available by NATO nations, MiGs, that the Ukrainians can fly.
They're waiting to be delivered.
I was unaware that other countries had MiGs in Europe.
Yeah, the Polish do.
Hmm...
But let's listen to...
There's a very interesting little explanation about the complexities of this bowl crap.
Again, it's on RT. And again, it's by one of the...
There's a bunch of...
I don't know what you call them.
What do you call it when someone's been kicked out?
Persona non grata.
That's one good word.
Emeritus kicked out and you deserve it.
No, that's not.
Emeritus doesn't mean that.
No, that's my interpretation.
It would be, I don't know, not rebels, not outliers, or some other word I'm looking for, but there's a shitload of these people on RT, including Dennis Miller has a show.
Ah, yes, yes, yes.
Expelled, people who are expelled, no?
Kind of, yeah, they're kind of like...
Ostracized.
Shatner has a show.
Ostracized?
Excommunicated?
Ostracized.
There you go.
So, this guy, Scott Ritter, used to be on the regular TV. He's, I think, ex-Mill Intelligence.
He's an intelligence agency.
There's a bunch of these guys on RT from our side, but they can't get a voice out.
So, they're over in RT. The RT's picking them up and letting them talk.
I don't think it's they can't get a voice out because anyone can do a podcast.
They actually want to get paid.
This is all they do.
Yeah.
Sure they do.
And, well, they should.
Because most people can't make money on a podcast.
No.
So let's listen to Scott Ritter's analysis of this giving them more...
We're going to skip...
I think he skips past the idea of a no-fly zone, which is ludicrous.
I mean, that would mean...
No, because that's just...
Nobody's doing that.
Shooting planes out of the sky.
But here's the problem with shipping the planes over.
Listen to this.
Former U.S. Marine Corps intelligence officer Scott Ritter told me the issue of providing Ukraine with fighter jets is not as simple as it sounds there.
Maybe there's a secret plan that...
I don't mean to be facetious, because this is a horrible war, and I don't mean to make light of it.
But the fact remains that...
The Ukrainian Air Force that had existed operated out of fixed bases where you had logistics facilities, maintenance facilities.
You had trained pilots, trained logistical people.
You had fuel.
You had armaments.
You had the infrastructure necessary to sustain this.
And this has been eliminated by the Russian Air Force for the most part.
My understanding is every now and then a Ukrainian plane takes off.
Right.
Right.
To inject a new Air Force, which is pretty much what the foreign minister is asking for, one, you'd have to source the aircraft.
Where are they coming from?
And to provide aircraft, how are you going to deliver them?
Because the moment the aircraft cross over into Ukrainian airspace, they become legitimate targets of war.
Who's flying them?
Ukrainian pilots?
And are they armed?
Because if they're armed when they cross the border, a case can be made that the bases they took off in, therefore, are part of the fight.
So I just don't see this as being anything more than...
You know, rhetoric designed to embarrass NATO, embarrass Europe, but there's literally no realistic formula that I can think of that has combat-capable aircraft entering Ukraine and being able to participate in a meaningful fashion in the ongoing combat operations.
Well, that's interesting.
You think maybe they're trying to goad Poland into doing it?
Nobody knows.
But I think people, or the NATO people, the smart money is going to get sick of this after a while.
Talking about that kind of goading this or that, people getting sick of stuff, you know what happened?
And you had that clip where you couldn't play because it was so bad, of Bojo being...
Yes, assaulted by the World Economic Forum so-called journalist, yes.
That person or somebody like her showed up in Poland because Bojo's there.
And Kamala's coming next week.
She gets another shot at saving the world.
So here's Bozo in Poland, just yesterday, with another Ukrainian stooge.
Prime Minister was in Warsaw today, in the capital of Poland, and he was questioned about the situation, a rather emotional question coming from a Ukrainian journalist.
And Ukrainian people are desperately asking for the West to protect our sky.
So you're coming to Poland, you're not coming to Kiev, Prime Minister.
You're not coming to Lviv.
Because you are afraid.
I see that my family members, that my team members are saying that we are crying.
We don't care what to run.
This is what is happening, Prime Minister.
Well, thank you.
Thank you very much for your questions.
And when you talk about the no-fly zone, unfortunately the implication of that is that the UK will be engaged in shooting down Russian planes, will be engaged in direct combat with Russia.
That's not something that we can do or that we've envisaged.
That's a good catch.
It sounds just like her.
And that's a beautiful example of controlled opposition.
Yep.
That is beautiful.
And she cried again.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's good.
Whatever you do, pray for Ukraine because that's the only thing wrong with the world at this moment.
So let's go to, this is back to RT, and this is a series of explanations for what's going on in this first clip, which is explanation ending with a 2007 Putin commentary.
And as the dramatic scenes in Ukraine keep unfolding, many are trying to wrap their head around why all this is happening in the first place.
Here's an explainer of the roots of the conflict.
The mainstream media narrative is self-evident.
You could be forgiven for thinking that this conflict began last week.
But the timeline leading to this conflict is longer.
In the short term, Western states weaponized Ukraine on Russian borders, explaining it as a response to Russian military maneuvers on its own territory.
NATO has started exploration, military technical exploration of Ukraine now.
It's not possible for us to swallow.
You said that there is no space for us to detrit.
There is just only a Russian Federation.
Moscow's requests for security guarantees from the US and NATO were numerous.
Their concerns seemed reasonable at the very least, halting the military alliance's relentless expansion to Russian borders and the deployment of missile systems and other military infrastructure in the region.
The requests fell on deaf ears.
NATO moves its forces to our state borders, while we, strictly fulfilling the agreement, do not react to these actions in any way.
I think it's clear that NATO's enlargement process has nothing to do with modernizing its alliance or ensuring security in Europe.
Does your back hurt?
No, why?
From carrying all that water for Putin with these clips?
That's what you're going to get.
I'm just playing clips.
Yes, from the propaganda.
That was 2007 Putin's notice that they were starting to move.
Yeah, that's how it's been going on even longer, but yeah, that's a good clip.
So, here's what he says in 2000.
The second clip is just his little short comment of what he said in 2022.
It is precisely these central concerns of ours that were unfortunately ignored in the responses received on January the 26th from the United States and NATO. Yeah, same issue.
Now, so let's go to clip three, which discusses the promises, the broken promises we made after the fall of the Soviet Union.
Washington was adamant in its firm support of NATO's open-door policy, even though the apparently defensive alliance was from the very outset aimed against Russia, back then the USSR. So if Kremlin's aim is to have less NATO on its borders, it will only get more NATO. This appeared to be a 180-degree turnaround of former agreements.
By the way, stop, stop.
Back it up.
That guy that said that if they want less NATO, they're going to get more NATO? Yes, yeah.
That was the head of NATO. Was Jens?
Was that Stoltenberg?
Yeah, I think so, yeah.
So if Kremlin's aim is to have less NATO on its borders...
It will only get more NATO. This appeared to be a 180-degree turnaround of former agreements.
Here's a map of NATO members in 1990 and in 2022.
So the promises were broken.
Not once, not twice, but 14 times.
That's how many countries have become NATO members since the 90s.
Yet now, NATO and co, cheered on by the mainstream media, pretend like there were no promises at all.
I would like to state once again that neither the 2 plus 4 agreement nor the NATO-Russia founding act contained promises to Russia that NATO would not expand to the east.
The 2 plus 4 agreement does not mention this issue at all, and any statements to the contrary do not correspond to reality.
Where is that written down?
Where is that promise written down?
It's actually right here.
The minutes of a March 6, 1991 meeting in Bonn.
Between political...
Receipts?
We had made it clear during the 2 plus 4 negotiations that we would not extend NATO beyond the L. We could not therefore offer Poland and others membership in NATO. Is it any surprise there that Moscow has become distrustful?
All it wanted was a document with legally binding security guarantees, but it seems that the West was never interested in this.
The same way, it was never interested in keeping its promises to force Ukraine to implement the Minsk Accords.
Kiev pledged decentralizing reforms to provide broad autonomy to the eastern regions that declared independence in 2014.
Instead, Kiev launched what it called an anti-terrorist operation in the breakaway republics.
Yeah, there was the treaty on the final settlement with respect to Germany, the 2 plus 4.
Yes, that's when it all began.
Mm-hmm.
That was 1990.
And that makes sense.
Well, you have one more clip, right?
Yeah, they cut Germany loose with these promises that were never fulfilled.
Yeah, the last one I call guilt trip because one of the things that we're starting to witness or we've been witnessing is the Ukrainians guilt tripping us.
And here we go.
The fact that over 14,000 people were killed in the Donbass since 2014 didn't seem to concern or to be noticed by the international community.
The West also closed its eyes to the fact that many of the volunteer battalions accompanying the Ukrainian military in their fight against the rebels had nationalist backgrounds.
After years of stalemate and suffering, the Donbass Republics requested Russia's help in putting an end to what they perceived as Ukrainian military aggression.
Russia sees their military operation as a defense of these people.
Of course, the Western narrative is one of aggression, despite their own military interventions in Iraq, Syria, Afghanistan and Serbia, to name just a few.
it.
Hey!
You guys do this all the time!
We came, he saw, he died.
So going back in time, 1990, the wall came down, East and West Germany reunified at the very moment of this agreement, the 2 plus 4 talks and the final settlement treaty with regards to Germany.
Who was around at that time?
And you pegged it on the last episode.
Our buddy George Soros, and he has a quick clip of him speaking at the Asia Society, a fine think tank, and, well, he was quite, it seems like he was quite involved.
When the Soviet Union, the Soviet Empire collapsed, and as the Empire collapsed, I moved in and picked up the pieces, first in Hungary, In 1984, and then Poland in 1987, China in 1987 as well.
And so this is how the Soros Empire was replacing the Soviet Empire.
Wow.
What a clip.
I'm thinking he's running the 1990 playbook again.
For himself, at least.
Well, the Russian ruble is a great play.
Yeah.
I mean, that's...
You collapse the thing to nothing and then you just buy it?
That seems to be the way he does things.
Yeah, he's good at it.
But he even said, I moved in.
Yeah, I moved in.
And Hungary, and I moved in.
And the Soros Empire is more powerful.
The Hungarian's got a clue, and they kicked him out for good.
Yeah.
And he says, the Soros Empire is more powerful than the Russian Empire.
Okay.
So here is a...
Continuing with this...
Oh, here's an interesting analysis.
This is from a professor, Kuzmarov, and he's another one of these guys.
He's on RT again, and he's talking about Zabrinsky.
He sees him as the real...
Wait, who's Zabrinsky again?
Zabrinsky?
Zabrinsky?
You know...
That's Brzezinski.
Who's Zabrinski?
Brzezinski, what did I say?
Yeah, Brzezinski.
It says Zabrinski.
Oh, I said Zabrinski because I wrote Zabrinski on the cliff.
No, you didn't even write that.
You wrote Zabrinski.
Brzezinski.
I wrote Zabrinski.
Mika's dad.
Brzezinski, everybody's friend.
All right, Mika's dad.
In your latest article today, you brought up Jimmy Carter's National Security Council advisor, Zibniv Brzezinski, and how his spirit kind of lives on in the Biden administration.
It's a very interesting and insightful read, but I want you to tell our viewers about it and kind of what's going on with Russia in regards to the United States.
Well, I think what's not reported in the media is the provocations.
I mean, it's as if, you know, everything started on Thursday when the invasion happened.
Nothing happened before.
But, you know, for years, the United States was provoking Russia in different ways.
And my hypothesis is that this was really a plan.
Because, you know, Zbigniew Brzezinski was this ardent Russophobe whose dream was...
And he was from Polish...
and of the Polish nobility and his dream was to bring down the Soviet Empire and he armed the Mujahideen in Afghanistan with the goal of inducing and he said this in an interview with the goal of inducing a Soviet invasion of Afghanistan that would be the Soviets Vietnam and that would be the end of the Soviet Empire and then years later when they asked him what about Al Qaeda he said oh that's nothing we brought down the Soviet Empire and liberated Europe And, you know, Central Europe.
And I think the mindset of the U.S. government is the same.
I mean, Brzezinski died in 2017, but people like Victoria Nuland and other neoconservatives within both Trump and Biden administrations, I think, you know, have the same...
World view as Brzezinski.
And they promote these scenes like, you know, human beings don't matter.
It's all about advancing U.S. power.
And they've had a vendetta against Vladimir Putin since he gave a speech in Germany kind of denouncing U.S. unipolar power.
And some of the excesses of U.S. foreign policy that the two guests were discussing, he became public enemy number one.
And so the question is, what kind of scheme can we develop to bring him down?
And I think they've developed this.
They provoked him for years, and they knew eventually he would respond.
And then they could draw him into, I think their calculations that Ukraine will be a quagmire like Afghanistan.
And they can make him look bad in the international media and ratchet up these sanctions, which will cripple the Russian economy and fuel disaffection with Putin and ultimately rebellion.
So I think that's their grand plan.
Whether it works, I don't know.
Probably not, but it's hard to predict.
Okay.
So George is freewheeling it now?
Does he have someone else to do his big news business?
I don't know.
It's a mess.
Uncle Don told me a story about Zbigniew Brzezinski.
He did not like him, and here's why.
One time he was supposed to go over there and play tennis on Brzezinski's court for some national policy discussion.
Don played golf, he played tennis, everything.
That's what you do when you're in the intelligence community, Obama.
And he won.
And it was a big mistake.
Don said to me, I think I should have let him win.
This was not the way it was supposed to go.
And Brzezinski was mad at him ever since.
One of those guys.
On my own court.
Can't believe you didn't let me win.
Yep.
So that makes sense.
From a geopolitical standpoint, from the globalist standpoint, but is Putin so stupid?
Or is there something else at play?
Are there other reasons?
He's going to do a Georgia thing.
He's going to be out of there next week.
In the next four days, yeah.
Well, it might take a little longer.
Listen to this.
The Ukrainian soldier is running.
This is a report.
This we will never hear on U.S. news.
And let's get into one of those stories.
Russian forces taking control of a Ukrainian military base in the Kherson region.
Abandoned tanks, cars, armoured personnel, couriers and equipment, which servicemen left behind while fleeing from the scene all witnessed there.
Our senior correspondent, Murat Gazdev, who's now on the ground there, can tell us more.
We're now at a Ukrainian military base in the province of Kherson.
This base was abandoned very quickly by Ukrainian troops.
There wasn't much of a fight here.
They left their equipment.
These are, for example, T-64 tanks, all of them in working order.
They're now being evacuated from here by the Russian military, which is taken over.
Where they're being taken, we haven't been told.
But again, these are tanks all in working order.
Over there, there's an arsenal.
So small arms, rocket-propelled grenades, vast quantities of ammunition also left behind.
You can see armored personnel carriers as well as all manner of trucks that have been left here.
Where all these Ukrainian troops have gone is something that nobody knows.
They may have mingled with the civilian population Or moved further west towards where the front lines are and where certain Ukrainian elements of their military are still putting up a fight.
And this is a vast Ukrainian military field camp that was abandoned by the troops.
Here, from what we've been told, there were 3,000 to 4,000 Ukrainian servicemen.
Stationed here.
None were left by the time the Russian military arrived.
As you can tell, they left in a tremendous hurry.
The definition of breathless reporting.
So, for one thing, the camp is huge.
It's like a huge camp.
And the story goes is that the soldiers were there and they didn't hear from their commanders about moving or doing anything.
But they heard a news report that the Russians were bearing down on that position.
And then they tried to check it out.
No, don't worry about it.
Just stay there.
And so they said, screw you.
And they took their uniforms and everything.
They just put civvies on and took off.
Not left behind tanks and all kinds of stuff.
Oh, like American military.
Yeah, I was thinking the same thing.
That's how you do it.
Yeah, and then we can have all the criminals grab those too.
You imagine a couple of gangs, a couple of gangs with some tanks.
Oh, they had machine guns, they had rocket launchers.
This is what's so sad.
It's on deck, I guess, to be rebelized.
Although I'm still, John, I'm not seeing it.
I'm seeing a lot of talk.
Just moments ago, there was a huge explosion.
They rarely had the explosion.
Yeah, the sky lit up.
I'm just not seeing the same devastation that we're used to with the true rebelization process.
So the RT reports show a lot of rebelization.
Yeah, but can you trust anything you're seeing?
No, I can't, but you can't trust anything.
No.
But at least there's a guy there.
Here's an interesting little clip.
Anderson Pooper is there.
Anderson Pooper is in Lviv.
He's on location.
There's nothing going on in Lviv.
No.
Yes, there is.
There's children with cancer.
Who he was interviewing.
So, this is an interesting little clip from a German, you know, what's that Party for Germany, whatever that right-wing party is in Deutschland?
What's the name of those guys?
Yeah, I don't know.
Anyway, here's one of their members of parliament bitching.
It was a fatal mistake to tease Ukraine with impossible promises, joining NATO and the EU. Europe has dragged Ukraine into this confrontation.
It would be smarter to do so so that Ukraine could develop.
It cannot be anyone's outpost.
NATO membership is a red line for Russia.
The Russian Federation will not allow this.
It has been talking about it for 20 years.
The alternative for Germany is what it is.
I think what you mean.
Yeah.
Okay, so she's switched on.
Well, that can't stand.
No, no.
None of this is...
Man, where are they taking this?
Here's another good...
Now it's all funny human interest stories.
This is a good clip.
This is again from RT, and I'm going to apologize in advance for using so many clips from there, but it's all such fresh material.
How can I resist?
Well, at least it's better than, oh, look at the poor people, the poor people.
It's all day long.
No, nothing.
Here's an interesting human shield.
The Ukrainian army is using human shields.
And just listen to this.
Human shields, stolen cars.
It's a kick.
Ukraine denies using civilians as human shields, but locals see it differently.
This hole near us is a mark.
The Ukrainian army put an old-style infantry fighting vehicle here, opened fire nearby, left a smoke bomb and left, and then a projectile flew to the same place.
Back in 2014, Eater soldiers told us that if they had been leaving, they would have smashed us.
Subject to shelling and fearing death, these people are also starving.
The new authorities have announced that humanitarian aid is coming here to this village and people rushed here because there is a lack of food, water, but not only that.
Everybody here needs gasoline, but not for cars, for generators, because there is no electricity here at all.
There is a village council here.
I came to register myself and my family for the exchange of...
Wow!
RT using Google Translate voice.
No electricity here at all.
There is a village council here.
I came to register myself and my family for the exchange of passports.
I've received number 162.
We came to get some bread, but there's a queue.
There has been no humanitarian aid yet.
In every village we visit here, I notice people move around on bicycles.
And local residents told me that's because the Ukrainian army, when they were here, used to take the cars from civilians for their military purposes.
So there are no cars left.
And those who still have some wheels prefer to hide it.
I thought of Holland.
These are bicycles.
Give me your bike, Ukrainian.
Give me your wheels.
She said wheels, too.
Interesting.
And by the way, there seems to be no power anywhere, but somehow on the mainstream media and PBS, we have people giving live, high-quality broadband Skype reports from these cities.
Well, hey, man.
Which mainstream?
All mainstream?
Yeah, I guess all of them have it.
Yeah.
Well, they got their generators.
They got their electricity.
Hey, we're here from the news media.
We're officials, okay?
We've got helmets on.
We've got press flak jackets.
So out of the way, we're here to film you, refugee.
With these types of events, and it's increasing, it's really increasing, is the number of people who are emailing me scripture.
Which is quite fascinating.
There's many different pieces of scripture.
That hasn't been going on all along?
No, it's ratcheted up is what I said.
It's really ratcheted up with this incursion, invasion, etc.
And so I have a couple of articles that I put aside.
One being, or these actually go together, Prime Minister Bennett says Israel will try to mediate on Ukraine even if the prospects are poor.
Now...
That's interesting from a biblical perspective, which you'll hear in a moment.
But also, people are looking for, you know, the big evil versus good, the Gog, Magog.
I mean, there's all these biblical scenarios, and some are pegging the Antichrist as finally arriving in the form of Jared Kushner.
Which I find fascinating.
And indeed, on the backs of the Abraham Accords, Jared Kushner raises billions and becomes Middle East power player as he creates a life outside of Trump.
What is he doing?
Do you know?
He's getting a lot of accolades.
Yeah, but what is he actually doing?
Is he just raising money to do something with it?
I don't understand.
He's getting accolades, yes.
Not sure.
Okay.
But all of this ties into a resurrection of the one and only TV pastor, evangelist Pat Robertson, who came out of retirement to explain to us exactly why Israel and all of these biblical scriptures are important and possibly what Putin's really up to.
I think you can say, well, Putin's out of his mind.
Yes, maybe so.
But at the same time, he's being compelled by God.
He went into the Ukraine, but that wasn't his goal.
His goal was to move against Israel, ultimately.
And God is getting ready to do something amazing.
And that will be fulfilled.
And what Putin is doing, by moving as he is, to set up Ukraine as a...
The staging ground for one of the armies and then across is Erdogan at Turkey and you've got between them that little Dardanelles area and it's going to happen.
So I just say that is what's coming up.
Is Putin crazy?
Is he mad?
Well perhaps.
But God says, I'm going to put hooks in your jaws and I'm going to draw you into this battle, whether you like it or not.
And he's being compelled, after the move into the Ukraine, he's being compelled to move again to get a land bridge and then across the Dardanelles with Turkey and watch what's going to happen next.
You read your Bible because it's coming to pass.
Theremin.
I love this.
This is fantastic.
So, what he's saying, and I'm not quite sure of the biblical context of all of it, other than he's going into Israel, this is where the big battle is supposed to take place, and Putin is using Ukraine as a distraction, if I understand a good pastor properly, So that he can create a land bridge across the Dardanelles.
Is that a river or what is that?
More like a strait.
Pull up your map.
Yeah, no, that's what I'm looking at.
Yeah, no, that's what I'm looking at.
And then to coast on down through Turkey into, I guess, through Syria, which he owns part of.
So he's got all of that all set up.
And then down to Israel for the big thrill in Manila.
Who knows what's going to happen?
Mm-hmm.
A lot of people listen to Pat Robertson.
Well, they don't so much anymore.
They listen to his clone son, who reminds me.
There's these two guys.
You'd think their sons would at least develop their own style.
Pat Robertson's son is a clone of him.
And the worst one is Jimmy Swaggart.
He has a son...
That has taken over his ministry.
And he has not...
Jimmy Swaggart has Tourette's.
And he has kind of the neck twitch.
Oh, it's my favorite.
Jerk, or the chin jerk.
I have the neck twitch on the right-hand side.
You have a little bit.
He's got a much more powerful one, and he has the chin jerk, you know, where the chin goes over for a quick move.
A quick, satisfying twitch, yes.
I know exactly what that's about.
Yes, his son has the same exact twitches that he is employing, but as someone who's kind of a, I don't know if I'm a Tourette's maven, but I know enough about it, and you and I have talked about it a lot, this is bullcrap.
These are artificial.
Oh, really?
I have to watch now because I know exactly what's real.
Yeah, I would hope you would.
Yeah.
Because Swaggart's twitches are definitely Tourette's because you can see him trying to suppress them as opposed to doing them.
Huh.
Yeah.
And the difference is minor, and I think most people wouldn't notice.
It's a little bit of a coincidence that he has the exact same twitches that Dad has, and he has the exact same presentation methodology as Dad has.
And he looks a lot like the old man, but not quite.
Doesn't have quite the square head.
And I just think it's ridiculous.
My dad had twitches.
Were they the exact same as yours?
The head tick, yeah.
But I got many, many more.
I just didn't get the cool stuff, the swearing and saying bomb.
Well, if you ever get the chance to watch Swaggart, he's on broadcast TV at one of the stations.
And generally speaking, we used to play a game watching television when it had Cinemax.
If we're flipping through and we're going to hit a Cinemax channel, everyone in the family would say, okay, ready?
I'm going to hit Cinemax for a second.
Tits or no tits?
Back in the day.
And so, oh, there it is.
Oh, you win.
Cinemax.
With the Swaggart show, it's singing or no singing.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Of course.
Excellent.
So, anyway.
So, we're canceling Russia, and so the question is, why is this all?
And the only answer we're getting from the M5M mainstream is, this is what Putin's wanted.
He's written about it in a 5,000-word blog post, which, have you seen that yet?
I've still been looking for that 5,000-word blog post.
No, no, no.
And that he's always wanted to return the Soviet Union to its former glory.
And we know that this is patently false.
But, you know, yeah, you're pissed off at NATO, but what are you doing?
I mean, are you making mistakes here?
Does he have a strategy?
Is he a part of something bigger?
And I personally think this is a part of something bigger.
And he knows what's up and he's playing into it.
To get the maximum out for him and for Russia.
By the way, I don't think I have examples today, but have you noticed that whenever it's about Biden and Putin, the media doesn't say President Biden, President Putin.
They say Mr.
Biden and Mr.
Putin.
I have not noticed that and it's rude.
Yeah, we need to pay attention to that.
Okay.
So, cancellation.
I mean, we've got a lot of virtue signaling.
Oh, my goodness.
Even app developers are saying, hey, is there a way that I can reject payment on the Apple App Store from people in certain countries?
So this virtue signaling has gone insane.
We're throwing out Russian vodka.
Of course, the best vodka comes from Poland, which is the nutty part, but we saw that with Crimea.
It's hard to find.
But we saw that with Crimea, the exact same thing.
Remember, they were pouring out vodka.
Chicken Kiev has been renamed to Chicken Kiev.
Give me a break, people.
My favorite one is the restaurant that invented in Canada...
Poutine.
Poutine?
Yeah.
Has dropped it.
They won't say poutine.
They say it's not going to be called that anymore because of Putin.
It says just the letters are in there.
I mean, is that like the ultimate?
Have you gone all the way to the end when you say, yeah, right.
Putin!
Yeah, we're good at that.
We're good at that shit.
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Yeah, let's look for that to be the big story.
Maybe.
They might run with it.
They might run with it.
So I have three clips I want to play.
And this is about the old WikiLeaks.
WikiLeaks still shows up in the news.
Because WikiLeaks put out a...
When the ambassador to Russia was concerned about this NATO encroachment, and so were a bunch of other people, and of course we don't talk about it in our news media, but somebody else does, and let's play old leaked Burns WikiLeak.
This is, as I say, a consequence of a consistent pattern of violations of international law by us, by the United States and by NATO. I think that it would have been super easy For the Western powers to accept that the best solution would be to have a declaration of
neutrality for Ukraine, and then Ukraine could have the best relations, commercial and otherwise, with the West and with the East.
But we have here a problem of an information war in which the level of A former U.S. ambassador to Russia warned Washington years ago that NATO enlargement could provoke a direct response from Moscow, but was seemingly ignored.
The concerns were highlighted in a cable sent from Moscow, which was later made public by WikiLeaks.
Ukraine and Georgia's NATO aspirations not only touch a raw nerve in Russia, they engender serious concerns about the consequences for stability in the region.
Russia would have to decide whether to intervene, a decision Russia does not want to have to face.
In the diplomatic telegram, the then-ambassador William Burns also said Moscow won't tolerate its security concerns being ignored, adding that the Kremlin believed the question of NATO membership would divide Ukraine, as the ethnic Russian community there wholly opposed joining the alliance.
Burns concluded it could potentially lead to civil war.
Again, RT using an artificial computer voice.
You can point it out every time.
And I want to because pretty soon that's what the news is going to be everywhere.
I agree.
I agree.
So let's play part two of this little series for the kicker.
Well, this leaked document is particularly significant because it is from a former U.S. ambassador to Russia who is right now the CIA director.
Yes!
And this guy's a problem.
He's a huge problem.
Yes.
And if you want the double kickers, just all the other people that wrote kind of the same memo part three.
He is hardly the only or the first one to address these issues of NATO expansion eastward into Ukraine, the dangers that that presents as what would be perceived by Russia as an existential national security threat.
And also threatened to destabilize Ukraine.
George Kennan, the father, the geostrategic father of the US policy of containment against the Soviet Union, said the same thing.
Jack Matlock, former US ambassador to the Soviet Union, the last US ambassador to the Soviet Union when it dissolved, said the same thing.
Bill Clinton's defense secretary, William Percy, Why did they ignore all of these voices,
these eminent voices in international relations and on Russia doing it, because it is perceived now to be two U.S. geopolitical Objectives to expand into Ukraine so that Ukraine is no longer a neutral state on Russia's borders at all costs.
Yeah, this is a great story.
And it got no play.
I think I saw one maybe link about it somewhere on Twitter before it got removed.
This is good that we're playing the RT side of this because RT has been deplatformed.
Yeah.
And you can barely, you have to refresh three, four, five times to get one page to work.
You're going through VPN, of course, because you're smart.
You get no spam and you're great.
I don't get spam.
I'm great.
You're right.
No, I don't have any problems with getting RT. I use a VPN. I come in through Argentina, where all the ex-Nazis were.
Makes nothing but sense.
Yeah, you know, I'm hearing that a lot of the Nazis in Operation Paperclip, that many of them stayed in Ukraine and didn't make the trek over.
I wouldn't be surprised.
It wouldn't surprise me either.
It really wouldn't.
I have another little clip which is kind of funny.
It's another different show on RT where this woman, she's more of a tucker and she's bitching and moaning about stuff.
And she has this funny commentary over at the top of this little EU Parliament walkout.
Did you hear about this?
Yeah, was it her who was speaking?
No, no, it's in there.
Yeah, okay.
Yes, I saw it actually.
This at the EU Parliament, where the Ukrainian president received a standing ovation for all that's been going on.
Doesn't matter if you think he's a hero or a shrill, he's standing up for his country on his side of the fight.
Zelensky urging the EU to, quote, prove you're with us.
Well, then you had moments later when Russian Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov was about to speak.
Nearly all Western countries walked out not listening to a word he said.
Where's the diplomacy?
When you're not even going to listen.
The hypocrisy is so thick in all of this.
No one is scot-free.
Not Russia.
Not Ukraine.
Not China.
Not India.
Not Germany.
Not Italy.
You get the picture.
Did she say shrill?
Yeah, shrill.
It must be a...
I think that's a female shill.
He's a shrill.
Well, he could be a shrill, according to her.
But yeah, I didn't realize that.
Lavrov comes in to say, fuck you, we're not even going to listen.
Get out.
How's that diplomacy?
She's right.
Well, but this is the big question, and this is why I say that we are under severe attack from the media right now.
The whole world is under this attack, and it's working really well in Europe.
I mean, they're doing big fundraisers, the celebs are getting together, which should be a tip-off right there.
And at the same time, just cancel Russia.
There's people on No Agenda Social calling Sir Gene red scum.
There's your reason for bouncing people.
I'm just saying.
No.
Are you kidding me?
It's hilarious.
But that's not the point.
I'm not going to bounce someone for that.
Gene can handle himself.
He can unfollow or block.
I don't have to bounce someone.
It's just beautiful because someone shows up within a week.
The onslaught is incessant.
And everybody is jumping in on it.
Part of it's virtue signaling.
Part of it is quite disturbing.
Cogent Communications has said, all right, we're no longer providing backhaul services to Russia.
Now, I'd love to hear from our dude's name, Ben, in the Border Gateway Protocol arena.
Let me know what other backbones are running to Russia because they may try to cut them off.
I don't know how far they can get.
It would be interesting for the resilience of the Internet.
If you shut off the internet, people always say, hey, man, the day's coming, the internet will be off.
They're going to shut it off for three days.
I said, if they shut the internet off for three days, millions of people will die.
They will die if they could actually shut it off.
There's so much infrastructure running on the internet.
It's insane.
Can you imagine no one being able to get into their house anymore because they bought in that stupid nest door locks and the...
Open the door!
And you...
Break a window, honey.
Break a window.
And your thermostat won't work, and your lights won't go on, and your garage door won't open.
That's just the funny stuff.
So we're going in full-on cancellation mode, and I believe there's reasons behind it.
And I think it's partially financial, but partially for the direction the world is headed.
Natalie, another request by President Zelensky was to suspend MasterCard and visa operations in Russia.
New this evening, both have, as companies ramp up pressure on Russia.
What else are U.S. lawmakers considering?
Well, Adriana, over on Capitol Hill, there is growing support for a bipartisan bill to ban Russian energy imports to the U.S. That support despite concern about rising gas prices.
The White House says it is looking into options to reduce U.S. consumption of Russian energy while also trying to maintain a steady global supply of energy.
So this is now what we're seeing.
We're seeing the integration of the stories about the financial deplatforming and energy issues.
Deutsche Welle, even with a very long report, they had like a 24-minute report on the sanctions, and...
There are sanctions, but the SWIFT system is not a sanction.
The governments don't own it.
That's the central bank screwing Russia in a whole other special way, and it's moving and changing a lot in the financial and the energy markets, which are completely correlated.
With rising geopolitical tensions, Russia somewhat has seen this coming and has taken steps to reduce their dependence on the US dollar.
For one, over the years, their central bank has sold a lot of US dollar reserves and bought gold.
Moreover, they've developed their own banking messaging system, the System of the Bank of Russia, or SPFS. This new system is opening up to mostly Belarusian banks and already has over 399 institutions.
Russia is in talks with China to join their system too.
China themselves also have their own system called the Cross-Border Interbank Payment System, or CIPS. So at this point, you might start to see what's happening here.
The world may be splitting into two payment systems.
One system for friends of the United States and Western allies, and another system for those who are wary of the United States.
According to an analyst who wrote in Bloomberg, quote, one could even imagine a future in which rival nations turn similar financial weapons against the United States, continuing on with unintended consequences.
More broadly, this all in the future could lead to a decline of the US dollar as the reserve currency.
Currently, all oil payments are done in US dollars.
Every country needs oil, so this keeps the demand for the dollar high and gives the United States a lot of leverage geopolitically.
This is often referred to as the petrodollar system.
It's been keeping the United States in charge of the world economy since 1971.
Since Russia is the world's second largest oil producer, if they sold oil for gold, it would be the first time oil has been sold in something else besides the US dollar by a major player.
So, everything's changing in the world of finance, and I believe...
How about this?
How about this?
Evildoers, I'd say Soros and others, are really behind this, and it starts back 20 years ago, is a long-term thing to goad Putin.
Long game.
To screw us out of our dominance with the reserve currency.
It's two things.
And Putin is on record saying, why does oil have to be priced in dollars?
He's always been against that.
So he is delighted with that changing.
And I believe it's...
If that's true, because every time anyone does that, as you've pointed out, you were the first to point this out, they get royally screwed, and this is what happened to Gaddafi.
And that's what's happening to Russia right now.
Russia is getting...
They're doing everything but get rid of Putin himself, although Lindsey Graham has called for it.
They are...
I think it's an attack...
That is a globalist attack.
It's not one country versus the other.
It's not America and NATO. No, it's the globalists.
It's the global financial system.
And they want to control the money, whatever system comes out.
Remember, the Secretary General of the United Nations, we just licked COVID. We're done with that.
Now it's time to transform the global financial system.
And why do you want that?
Because it plays right into the green agenda and climate change.
Because energy is about to become unaffordable, and I know you're saying this will take four more days and it's over, but it's not the end of the deplatforming.
It's not the end of the changes in energy.
Here's some of the virtue signaling, and not just virtue signaling.
Russian gas via Yamal pipeline halts flows to Germany.
That's Russia turning off, not a big one, but a key pipeline.
Shell Had just got busted because they were buying discounted oil from Russia and they went, oh, you know, we're going to give all the profits to Ukraine!
We're seeing European gas prices soar to all-time high.
We are seeing fertilizer...
Going to an astronomical price as Russia is cutting fertilizer supplies.
We have Chinese fertilizer supply issues.
We have angry dock workers in the UK. Can you believe this?
Angry dock workers in the UK are refusing to unload Russian oil.
Okay, is that virtue signaling or did the foreman just say, no, no, no, just don't do it.
Just keep it where it is.
This is where it's headed.
Lawmakers say President Zelensky also called for tougher sanctions, specifically targeting Russia's energy sector, a critical part of the country's economy, but largely spared by the current sanctions.
It's an especially difficult subject for Europe, which relies on Russia for about 40 percent of its natural gas.
This is an evolution on the sanctions issues, right?
And things change overnight.
So what were once considered off-limits, that's all changed.
That's right.
It's full steam ahead.
Your green agenda is coming.
Tonight, AAA saying gas prices rising at the fastest pace in history.
It is getting really expensive.
It is almost $4, so it is kind of depressing.
Today's national average, $3.92 per gallon, a rise of more than 30 cents in just five days.
When the price of oil shoots up significantly like it has, that's going to hit you in the wallet.
Patrick DeHaan of GasBuddy says the national average may hit 425 by the end of March, a 60% increase compared to this time last year.
For context, the highest on record is 411 in 2008.
Some states are already well beyond that.
Nicholas Stone says he's been paying $250 per week in gas and can't afford his commute.
I don't have a very economical vehicle to drive back and forth from Cookville to Nashville.
Therefore, I had to quit my job.
Right, so I'm going to make a Red Book entry here.
Already, analysts are talking about oil, $150.
And that's all over CNBC now.
I think, and we're now at, depending on what you look at, 115, 118.
What do we look at, the WTI or the Brent or neither?
They're both.
You look at both of them.
They go up in parallel.
The Brent's a little more, always a little higher.
Brent is $118, up $7.50 today.
WTI is almost $116, up $8.00.
Natural gas is $5.00.
Heating oil, $3.77.
And IMF even says...
And of course, everyone has an agenda.
The war in Ukraine will have severe impact on the global economy.
I think we're going to a place where we're going into...
It won't be called a lockdown.
It'll be called a stay-at-home.
Because we can't afford to drive.
People are already in this situation.
You just heard this guy, true or not, but I hear enough of people, I can't afford this, I can't afford much more, let alone if it goes up another 50%.
I think industry will have a problem with staying open to produce because it won't be profitable.
And I think it's all going to – they're going to try and coordinate it where, all right, well, that's it.
It's the end of the petroleum economy, everybody.
Stay home.
We'll send you your UBI checks.
And, of course, the Federal Reserve will want to give you your central bank digital dollar for your universal basic income check.
And this is why I think Putin's in on it.
And now we've got to start talking about nuclear.
Yeah, we may have to relook at that.
And everyone had investments in nuclear, including Bill Gates.
It seems to me like the plan is obvious.
But what is the...
I mean, we can't totally move towards a...
Well, I guess they're going to try.
Just stay home.
They might turn off the electricity.
I remember in the 70s with the oil crisis in the Netherlands, just to show your precursor, we had car-free Sundays.
So that's it.
We got to save.
We don't have enough.
So you can't drive your car on Sunday.
And it was cool.
We were biking down the highway, doing all kinds of stuff.
But I didn't really realize at the time how crazy it is.
Do you remember this?
The car-free Sundays?
We didn't have that.
No, but do you remember it?
It was all over Europe, I think.
No, it wasn't talked about.
So that's what I think this is about.
Otherwise, it makes no sense.
This is not just your typical skirmish about NATO encroachment.
It's being used as a handy tool.
but please don't look over here.
Yeah.
Yeah, you're a gloomy Gus when it comes to this.
No, I'm not gloomy Gus.
I'm just calling it as I see it.
And the banks, by the way, the retail banks, who are going to be cut out of this scheme, and they're bankrupt and insolvent anyway, they have the...
And finally, I understand this QAnon conspiracy theory, because I've been hearing since before the pandemic...
Yeah, yeah, the quantum financial system, it's all changing.
It'll be gold back.
This is Trump's deal.
I don't believe that for a second, but this is the story.
And, oh, these guys are doing it.
We already know it's happening.
And it's all going to be through XRP. And we haven't really talked about XRP on the show because it's not really that relevant, but it's a cryptocurrency that is the only one, as far as I know, that was classified by the U.S., whoever's in charge of it, maybe SEC. As a currency where all the other, including Bitcoin, other cryptocurrencies are seen as property and something that you buy and you sell as property but not as currency.
There was a huge lawsuit with the parent company Ripple over XRP. And so I just kind of dismissed it as, all right, this is a great pump and dump for some crazy-ass crypto which more or less failed.
But now I think...
There may be some truth to it that the U.S. banks, or maybe all the retail banks, they were planning on using this to replace Swift.
Here's a mini-cut from five years ago.
So we need that Internet of Value to be developed, and that's what we spend our time working on, is a replacement for Swift and correspondent banking.
How do you get all of the payment providers, all of the wallets onto ILP? And then how do you use XRP as on-demand liquidity?
Well, I think what we're doing and executing on a day-by-day basis is in fact taking over SWIFT in that we've now signed up well over a hundred banks.
Some of the largest SWIFT-enabled banks in the world are now using Ripple's technology.
When I go talk to banks, it's a beautiful thing for me because banks don't like SWIFT. This week will probably be the best week of signed contracts at Ripple ever.
You do a SWIFT transaction, there's banks saying, there's a market maker saying, I'll lock in that rate.
I'll take the volatility risk for the next two or three days.
With XRP, you don't have to do that because it settles so quickly.
What does that mean for financial institutions?
Well, it means that banks remain the custodians, but they can also correspond with each other directly.
And they can use this real-time settlement system without putting up capital on both sides and with getting maximum competition for that exchange of value.
It's a fundamental structural change in correspondent banking.
The networks, whether that be SWIFT or Visa or Earthport, they can also use those same benefits for their customers.
And then for regulators, we actually think this is also a big step forward because you get so much more transparency.
It's so much easier to track degrees of separation tools in real time.
We think it actually shortens the time it takes to catch the bad guys.
So, I think we have a separate war going on between the banks, the retail banks, who will be cut out of the central bank digital currency scheme.
There are ways that they can participate in it.
But then we also have the IMF with their SDR, which I was looking at the chart.
Most countries hold more SDR than they do the dollar, even though the dollar is part of the SDR. So there's fights going on here, and I think we're going to see a change to the backbone of the financial system, simultaneous with a climate change emergency, stay at home, work from home, close your business, you won't be able to afford it anyway, we're back to the big box stores, and then maybe, who knows, they'll bring in some QR code thing again to see if you're allowed to drive.
I remember that.
You had a special exemption to drive in certain places.
I mean, it's all coming back.
But that doesn't make me negative about the world.
I'm, in fact, excited to be witnessing this as it takes place.
We never had any of that.
Any of what?
We had the, you can only buy gas every other day kind of thing.
That was about it.
Yeah, but do you think that with $150 a barrel oil that there might be some problems with keeping the economy open?
The real problem is with the oil producers.
They're making too much oil.
It's backing up.
The price cannot be sustained.
Yeah, but this is artificial shortages that's being created, not unloading the oil.
This is closing off pipelines for gas.
This is artificial.
Of course there's enough oil.
Artificial doesn't work in a situation.
I mean, in the capitalist system, artificial only lasts so long.
They can't implement all these grand schemes that you described.
Oh, they couldn't implement a grand scheme to lock us down for two weeks to flatten the curve?
I think they can.
I don't think they can get away with it again.
Woo!
Okay.
Well, go back and look at that programming everyone's receiving.
You can think of what you want.
You can think that the public is just a bunch of sheep.
You can think what you want, too.
The public is a bunch of sheep.
Yeah.
Well, I don't have the gloomy Gus attitude you have.
Well, then what is all this about?
This is just about NATO, according to you?
This is all that it's about?
The whole thing is about NATO? I think the whole thing's about NATO, but it's becoming a pretense for all these other schemes that they hope to implement, including the Green Deal and the banking system switchover and the globalist agenda.
The globalist agenda is not a non-threat, if that's what you think I'm thinking.
No, I think they're a big threat.
Mm-hmm.
How is that going to fly with the regular elites when they start looking at it objectively and say, hey, wait a minute.
If without due process you can take all my stuff, I thought we were in this idea of globalism to keep a war from happening so people wouldn't take our stuff.
Now you're just taking our stuff.
It's going to happen, but it'll be a while.
The first thing they're going to do is go after not billionaires, but rich people who have had dealings with Russia.
There's already, who was this?
New York Times.
U.S. charges American TV producer for violating sanctions against Russian oligarch.
So I guess the guy took some money, some Russian money, to produce a TV show after the 2014 sanctions from the annexation of Crimea.
And now this guy faces, you know, five years in jail.
They're going to use this for everything.
It's kind of like the Reds are back, only it's not going to be communists.
It's going to be Putin.
Putin.
Putin.
By the way, there is a documentary.
Somebody pointed this out to me.
It was taken off all the streaming services.
It's one of those things by, excuse me, by, I can't remember his name.
He's the famous director who does all the conspiracy stuff.
I have the hiccups.
Oliver Stone.
Oliver Stone.
It's called Ukraine is on Fire.
Okay.
Try to find...
I'm sorry.
Try to find it.
YouTube's...
They say YouTube.
iTunes may have it for rent, but it's...
All the streaming services took it down.
Wow.
What's it called?
Ukraine is on fire.
And is it new?
Is that...
2016.
It tells you everything...
Everything you need to know today.
15 years.
I've never heard you have the hiccups.
I don't get them much.
No.
Neither do I. What did you do?
You ate too fast?
I did something wrong.
You drank too fast?
You did something very wrong.
So...
What I'm seeing is that now when the global elites are saying something, they're actually kind of following through and trying to do what they say.
And I picked up this, it's part of a much longer video from the Queensland, Australia Senator, what's his name, Malcolm Roberts.
He went to the United Nations Food Systems Pre-Summit In Rome, and he came back with the following report about your food.
United Nations Food Systems pre-summit last week in Rome recommended a dietary limit of 14 grams of red meat per person per day.
That's one bite.
As a servant to the people of Queensland and Australia, I'm appalled, and I'll explain how this is an attack on our farmers and on every Australian.
The pre-summit recommended the introduction of a worldwide environmental tax on meat of $1.60 per kilo for cattle grazing on pasture, yet not for cattle raised in intensive feedlots.
That distinction reflects the influence of large multinational feedlot operators and the lack of influence that family farms have in the UN's eyes.
As my colleague Bob Catter rightly pointed out, this UN measure will take 2.4 billion kilos of protein off the market Starving 80 million people of protein.
Yes, go the UN! The third recommendation of the Food Systems pre-summit is to move food production within reach of population centres and produce whatever protein and nutrition is possible in that region.
It's called short-chain food supply.
We did that 200 years ago.
People starved.
Nutrition was poor.
Life expectancy was less than half what we enjoy today.
Then along came long-chain food supply, allowing countries like Australia to grow crops to feed and clothe those in need.
World hunger fell to less than 10%.
The only reason there are still areas of poverty and hunger in 2021 is because of war and civil unrest.
You know, the things that the United Nations were supposed to solve.
World peace has eluded the UN, yet cows have not.
The United Nations is proposing to eliminate global food chains that have brought good food to the world for hundreds of years.
See, I believe they're going to do it.
I really think so.
Yeah, you know, I'm going to give you a clip of the day for this.
It's a great clip.
Oh, well.
This is something we have not had in a few months.
We had a clip of the church.
That is a great clip.
The UN's got to go.
Yep.
And it's interesting now we have Bernie Sanders and AOC agreeing on some of these United Nations, like NATO. They say NATO should be gone.
That's no good NATO. You're not hearing much of this.
It's not a popular stance right now for them to get on television.
No, because it sounds like they're with Trump.
Yep.
There's one other thing that's really bothering me about this whole Ukraine business, and that's MH17. The Malaysian aircraft that was shot down over Ukraine, mainly Dutch people in the plane.
I know several of the surviving family members who've reached out to me over the years, and this was, what, 2014, I think.
And they are still not buying the official explanation which was Putin!
Russia!
They are quite convinced that they do not have...
Well, they don't have all the evidence.
The black box.
Still not all the information released.
Why not?
How many years has it been?
Since 2014.
Since 2014.
And they did recover the black box.
Yeah, but it has not been released, as far as I know.
How does that work?
And you remember that Russia showed their version of what they thought happened, but it was all a book.
Remember that?
A book.
It was a Russian book.
So that meant Russia had to do it.
Now, we may never know the answer, but the family members are dissatisfied with the answers they're getting, and that is just dragged on for all these years, and they're just trying to shut everybody up.
But there was something else about that flight, which was brought to my attention, and we knew it at the time.
But now, when you look at what's happening with COVID, although it's...
Thank you, Vladimir Putin, for solving COVID. You look at what's happening with COVID, with vaccines, and this very odd push for HIV medication, people testing positive for HIV, new variants of HIV, all kinds of HIV stuff...
That popped up in the news surrounding the vaccine, including where we first heard it, I think early 21, where some Australian vaccine trials showed that everyone was starting to test positive for HIV. So HIV has been bubbling under quite a bit.
Now we go back to Ukraine, 2014.
Here is Dr.
Fauci.
Speaking about the 100 HIV researchers who were on that plane.
I'd like to express my condolences to the family and friends of the individuals who were lost in the tragedy of the MH17 crash.
But I also would like to emphasize that our associates, our colleagues in the AIDS advocacy and scientific community, particularly Dr.
Yoplang, has always told us for many, many years that we've known him, that it's very important to keep our eye on the ball and continue to pursue the end of the AIDS pandemic.
He's been saying that for now 25 years that I've known him.
Just one of those weird, interesting data points.
Yeah, it was kind of like the, wasn't it the Canadian students who were virologists who died in the plane crash early on, flying out of, where were they flying?
Were they flying out of China back to Canada?
The plane that disappeared.
Was that the one that disappeared?
No.
I think so.
No, no, no, no, no.
Not, well, maybe, I don't know.
No, I thought it crashed.
I think that's where it crashed.
In Russia.
I thought this was the plane that disappeared.
Or in Wuhan, I'm sorry.
It crashed in Wuhan.
It crashed in Wuhan.
No, the one that disappeared, that's one that CNN spent a year on.
No, that was a long time ago.
This was more recent.
It was within a couple days.
That plane that disappeared was during our show.
It couldn't have been that long ago.
Well, our show's been on for a while.
Hold on, let me see.
This was Canadian...
We've got to go to Bingit.io, everybody.
Canadian researchers' plane crash.
I'm surprised the troll room hasn't already told me what's going on.
Air India Flight 182?
That's a different one.
No, no, that can't be it.
Shoot.
Was that out of Iran?
No, it was out of Iran.
That's what it was.
Yeah, it came out of Iran.
Here, January 8th, 2020.
This is where Hillary got hurt.
No, man.
Hillary didn't get hurt in that one.
Yeah, it crashed in Iran.
And that had like 100 students who were headed to Canada who were all nuclear and I think it was nuclear researchers and maybe also some virologists.
I mean, there's just too many of these things going on.
I hate it.
It's annoying.
No, it's not.
Yeah, it is, because we don't have answers.
We don't know exactly what happened.
It's good for the show.
Yes, the HIV thing, that's obviously weird.
Let's see.
Oh yeah, then Biden just being Biden, which I thought was cute.
How do we get to the place where, you know, Putin decides he's gonna just invade Russia?
Nothing like this has happened since World War II. Unbelievable.
Putin invaded Russia.
I don't know.
The man is so confused.
We can't have this anymore.
And, you know, the interviewer just sits there.
That's fine.
Yeah, you know, they're so tuned out interviewing him that they can't correct him because normally if you're talking to somebody, I do it with you.
You make a little faux pas.
I interrupt you right in the middle of the stream.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And then you go on.
Sure.
That's what you do.
Yes.
But if I'm not listening at all...
Then you just let it slide.
You don't do anything, which is what most interviewers do.
They're not listening at all.
Yes, it's true.
Unless you have anything else, with that, I'd like to thank you for your courage and say in the morning to you, the man who put the C in Mr.
Confused Biden.
Ladies and gentlemen, please say hello to John C. Dvorak.
In the morning to the trolls in the troll room.
We have this troll room where we've actually had some real trolls in there today.
I'm seeing I'm having issues now accessing my own stuff.
Hmm.
Yes, the trolls go to trollroom.io, and it's a chat room.
You can actually use an IRC chat client if you want.
It's very simple, very basic, and it's very trolly.
Now, what's cool about it, if you go to trollroom.io, you can listen along live and hear the show live on Thursdays and Sundays, and it makes the trolling that much more fun.
Let's have a little count of these trolls and see how many we have there today.
Hmm, holy crapola.
What is our record?
Do you have the post-it note nearby?
I do.
What do you have on that note?
Uh...
3046.
Ooh, okay.
Yeah, that was big.
Today is 2857.
That's not bad.
Sunday is pretty normal.
That's up there.
I'd say that's up there.
Pretty good.
If you're not someone for the troll room, if it's too much action for you, you can always just slow it down and go to noagendasocial.com.
You can...
Sniff around, see what's going on.
Better yet, why don't you get a Mastodon account, which is the Fediverse.
It's the federated social networks without the algos, where you control really your own community, do whatever you want.
I can decide whether that guy who called Sir Gene...
A dirty red scum.
I can decide if that guy gets kicked off or not.
No one else can do that on a different system, but they could block him not to see him.
It's a very democratic system.
It's kind of a lefty system, but it works for us.
And you can follow John C. Dvorak at NoAgendaSocial.com with any Mastodon account or Adam at NoAgendaSocial.com.
And we'd appreciate that if you do.
Join the convo.
Thanking the artist for episode 1430, we titled this Banks, Not Tanks.
This was Donktown who brought us the Cheech and Chong Kamala Harris stoned in the bus.
This had to be the art because John just is so certain she's high on edibles that it's consuming your life.
It's consuming her life, not mine.
I have to vehemently disagree.
I don't think she's high on edibles.
And I have some receipts in this area.
Or high on any pot, really.
I'm not seeing enough squinty eyes.
I'm not feeling it.
She's missing the bloodshot eyes.
Yeah.
I agree with that.
I want to agree with you, but I'm not there yet.
However...
It's the smoking that gives the bloodshot eyes, not edibles.
Mm-hmm.
I mean, I have no experience with weed at all, so why listen to me, an actual expert?
I'm not saying you're not an expert, but I smoked dope before you ever did.
Debatable.
How old were you?
I don't want to get into the math of it.
Because it's racist.
Let me just say.
Math is racist.
Math is racist.
Did you inhale the light?
Unless you come up with a better explanation for this woman.
I'm sticking with mine.
Yeah, the laughing sickness which you get from taking SSRIs.
The Bopopolar effect, whatever that is.
Bopopolar.
That's the laughing disease.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's what I think it is.
And that's because she's either on Xanax or she's on some other SSRI. That's what I think.
She's stoned one way or the other.
Anyway, we both liked the carrying water for Putin.
There were two of them, I think.
We had one from...
Dame Kenny Ben, which was cute.
Didn't we have two of these?
We had another cartoony one.
There was the one that had...
I don't know whose face that was.
Wasn't that Trump's face?
I don't know whose face it was.
It was not done well.
Yeah, it's Trump's face.
You got Putin pointing and then Trump is carrying the water for Putin.
And that was a mastermind.
But I kind of like Dame Kenny Benz.
It was that.
I also mentioned Tantanil's Build Back Butter, which was cute.
Typical pack shot.
What else was there?
See, you don't even remember.
You were like, that's the one.
I was a little, yes, I was a little bit, yeah, you blame me for picking it.
Thank you.
And there it is.
That's how the process works.
But people loved it.
That was obvious.
The feedback, the response was good.
So we succeed again.
And the whole point of changing our artwork, Apple wouldn't mind if it changed on your system too from time to time.
Ugh.
It's to surprise people.
So you see it in your lineup of podcasts.
Like, hey, wait a minute.
I know it's new, but there's a new art.
And what could this be?
Oh, it's Kamlo with Cheech and Chong.
Let me listen right away.
And it's a brilliant strategy.
It's part of our value for value system, which we have employed for over 14 years now, where you can...
Produce the show.
You have to produce the show, otherwise the show goes away and you do it with your time, your talent, or your treasure.
And a lot of time and talent went into creating Podcasting 2.0.
So you can see not just the album art perfectly displayed, but your app will update within 60 seconds of publishing.
No waiting around for hours.
Thanks again, Apple.
None of that.
And all of the good stuff.
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Thanks again to Dogtown.
And you can always go to noagendaartgenerator.com to see all of the...
What do we have now?
We're well over 25,000 pieces that you can view.
Many of them also show up on T-shirts, hoodies, mugs, etc.
over at noagendashop.com.
All part of the big experiment we call the best podcast in the universe.
Now, to our executive and associate executive producers...
We start off with Jim Schneeberger, who is in Cary, North Carolina.
Yep, he's been around.
Well, he comes in today with $2,040.45.
And he's blue here on the spreadsheet, so something's up.
We read, in the morning to you, good sirs.
Thank you for the truth.
scarce with each passing day.
We fully agree with your unique value-for-value model, but the value of the truth is difficult to quantify as the truth has been a cornerstone of human society for centuries.
We do, however, believe that our donation today and the cumulative total accounting below will equate to the value you bring to our own values and thus bestow upon my smoking hot wife, Dan Mary Ann Schneeberger, damsel of disaster, the title of Viscountess, ruling over the lesser-known nomadic territory the title of Viscountess, ruling over the lesser-known nomadic territory named the last bastion of soap.
Sanity, and Love, which is geographically located wherever the two of us are together in situ.
Confer on me the title of Baron and Ruler of Shotzi Land.
Shotzi land.
What's Shotzi land?
Shotzi land?
Shotzi.
Shotzi knows.
S-H-A-T-Z. Shotzi land.
Shit land.
Oh, here it is.
This is a very small...
We got the answer.
I should have read on.
This is a very small territory inhabited by only the bravest, most courageous, and loyal of subjects, and currently with a population of just one, the spirit of our beautiful and beloved dog, Shotzi, who passed away on February 2nd this year.
Oh, Shotzi.
Oh, Shotzi.
I hope you'll accommodate these two rather unusual peerages.
I'm sure we can do that.
No jingles or karma, but thanks and respect to you both as always.
Sir Jim Bobway, in anticipation of being referred to as Baron of Shotzi Land.
P.S. For the round table, may I request a bag of freeze-dried chicken dog treats and a bowl of water?
Yes, for Shotzi.
We totally understand that.
I know Shotzi's looking for us.
Even though he was blind in his life, he may somehow find his way under the table, and we would be remiss to not have some refreshment waiting for him at the end of his long journey.
Even if only my dreams and prayers.
Thank you.
Aw, Jim.
You got it.
We'll have that for Shotzi.
Huh.
Consider it done.
Next on the list is Josh Adams in Arley, Alabama, 1001.33.
He says there's an email.
Yes.
I didn't get one.
I did.
Oh, well, then you can read it.
I did get one.
And it actually came in two parts.
One part he didn't want me to read, and that will become clear from the second part.
Dealer's Choice, Sharpton, Little Girl Yay, Goat Karma, I'm Josh A., the CTO of Truth Social.
That's Trump's outfit.
The chief technology officer.
I'd like to be knighted, Sir Josh A., and consequently would appreciate a dedouching.
You've been dedouched.
Um...
I've contributed $1,001.33 of my treasure.
The $1,000 is directly tied to the knighting.
The $33 serves to remind us of the sacrifice of Building 7.
The remaining dollar I would like to introduce into the penny jar to take over the burden Adam has carried for the last 100 knights that requested a penny from the jar to push them over the top.
I will expect fealty from them for having borne their shame in the morning, says Josh.
So, he wants to talk to me about some stuff, too.
Good.
And what I've been wanting to find out is...
Is Truth Social going to be federated?
Yeah.
I think you're the man to talk to him.
Yes, so...
This should be good.
I can't wait!
There's no real conflict!
Yay!
You've got karma.
Thank you, Josh.
But he doesn't have a night name, does he?
I don't think he chose one.
Sorry, I'll look.
Lacey B, 42030 in Lake Mills, Wisconsin.
Hoping my donation amount is self-explanatory.
Well, if not, read on.
I discovered the best podcast in the universe in the mid-January of 2020, right before the C-word became The Rage.
Your comedic delivery and coverage of the globalist agenda made me a loyal listener.
Thought for sure I would write War and Peace if I ever donated enough to have my note read on the show, but I'll keep it short.
Keep doing what you do, being a beacon of light to those who seek truth.
Amid the M5M lies.
Jingles and karma, please.
Give me a kick in the crotch.
Crotch.
Crotch.
Kick in the crotch and I'm not a pagan?
I don't know these jingles.
But I love the screaming dog karma.
Oh, I see.
Okay.
So I'll take a dose of that too for good measure.
Keep the love lit.
Lucy B. Lacey Beat in legendary Lake Mills, Wisconsin.
There's no agenda show like a kick to the crotch.
You've got...
Karma.
Joseph Finley, Louisville, Ohio, $400.
My only thing to say public, thank you to you and John.
Nothing else.
Thank you, Joseph.
Good man.
You might as well get this because I can't.
Oh, it doesn't fit on your sheet?
No.
Sir Dave Fugizotto, 345.67 Gladstone, Missouri.
As always, thanks for your yeoman's work in media deconstruction.
Needed now more than ever, just a few thoughts on Ukraine.
And he writes a long note, but he is a Duke...
Is he a Grand Duke?
He must be close.
He's a Duke for sure.
Do you know?
He's becoming an Archduke.
Ah, an Archduke.
To establish my bona fides, he says, this is a few thoughts on Ukraine.
When stationed in Germany from 2012 to 2016, I spent quite a lot of time there helping to improve their military medical system and at one time was the NATO guy engaging directly with their military surgeon general.
One thing I've noticed since the latest troubles is the seeming inability in the larger media space to have any sort of nuance about what's going on.
That's why these donation segments are content.
Listen to this.
Someone with receipts for it.
Ukraine is, or was, a lovely place with lovely regular people, good ones, bad ones, just like any other place around the world.
Likewise, while I haven't been there, Russia has its good and bad points.
What I find frustrating is the complete and total refusal to acknowledge that Russia has a paranoid national personality due to repeated invasions from the Huns to the Germans and now the encroachment of NATO. Nobody should be surprised that things are shaking out the way they are.
if I as a duke had any say I'd have abolished NATO once the Warsaw Pact collapsed but I wasn't a duke then and nobody asked me so it is what it is and a lot of people around the world are just getting screwed by this whole thing there are no participants in this ongoing shit show without culpability the way this is going down no agenda seems to be the only place that acknowledges this I imagine No agenda seems to be the only place that acknowledges this.
I imagine I'm not alone, but whenever I chat about current events with, quote, regular people, I feel like I'm the smartest guy in the room.
Thanks in no small part to you, fellas.
But enough of that.
Finally, I passed the threshold for Archduke sometime last year.
Would love an upgrade if y'all could spare one, of course.
John, I apologize for the verbosity and hope this convinces you that I'm over my COVID brain.
Also, that 2005 Chardonnay I asked about turned about to be pretty drinkable.
If there are any typos, I attribute them to the wine, which is spelled T-H-E-W-E-I-N. Adam, congrats for joining the ranks of us COVID survivors.
Come on, John, the water's fine.
Just kidding, of course.
Don't get any on you.
No jingles, goat karma, and blessings to you both.
Soon-to-be Archduke Sir Dave Fuguzotto and his lovely family.
Thank you so much.
You've got...
Karma.
Onward with Brian Boyle in Garden Grove, 333.34.
Love is lit, no jingles, no karma.
Just a question for Adam.
Forgive me if you have addressed this before.
Was the Moscow Music Peace Festival a CIA operation?
Appreciate you both.
We've talked about this on the show before.
It was first and foremost a get out of jail free card for Doc McGee who was caught smuggling marijuana in his Learjet into Florida.
And instead of going to jail, he set this concert up, which was an anti-drug and alcohol concert, which was hilarious because everyone was plastered on the plane on the way over.
And for that reason alone, it means there was some quid pro quo, and I'm pretty sure that there was, well, it was a CIA operation to, and this was 1989, to bring more Western influences into Russia to get everybody riled up.
There's rumors that Wind of Change by the Scorpions, the only song Klaus Mayne, the lead singer, wrote, was in fact perhaps written or produced by CIA. He denies it.
Very possible.
But you cannot be going with 100 people, rock stars and television going to Moscow in 1989 without both KGB and CIA being involved, for sure.
Short answer, yes.
You in a hurry, bro?
No.
I couldn't resist.
Rob Garcia, Lombard, Illinois, 333.33, our favorite executive producer donation.
First time caller, long time listener, please de-douche me.
You've been de-douched.
Thank you for providing an alternative viewpoint to the monotony that is our media.
I hope you never find an exit strategy.
No jingles, random karma.
Rob from Lombard, Illinois.
You've got karma.
Now we have Stefan in Estonia.
$333 and he has no note that I can see and maybe he'll get us one because we'd like to hear his report.
And all of a sudden we're getting Estonian donations for our coverage.
That's interesting.
It's interesting because it says Seust which I think is the Netherlands so I wonder if he's currently there or he's from there currently in Estonia.
I'm not sure.
Zaragoza.
Is ES Spain?
Yes, that's España.
He's in Spain.
Okay, Scott in Beaverton, Oregon, 333.
This is Scott.
De-douche me.
I need some karma.
You've been de-douched.
You've got karma.
We see Dame Angela Castaneda.
I was just talking about you the other day with the keeper.
333 from Henderson, Nevada.
Thank you.
That is all she says.
Dame Angela, thank you as always for supporting us.
You have done so much throughout the years, including producing many tours.
Chad Belcher is in Biloxi, Missouri.
Missouri?
Yeah.
Mississippi?
Missouri?
Biloxi?
Missouri.
Where's Biloxi?
Mississippi.
Biloxi's right on the coast.
Great place.
Our first associate executive producer, 255.55.
No note that I could find.
Why don't you grab these next two?
Yeah, Sir Funk of the Baron of...
Sir Funk Baronov.
Brisbane.
Brisbane.
He's in Queensland.
A pair of 23s to honor the King of Spin.
Mm-hmm.
Bowling Shane, Cheers, Sir Funk, then followed by your buddy Gordon in Austin, Texas, 222.22, for my son John Walton, working on Baronet.
Yeah, Gordon, who of course attended the meetup yesterday, I wish I could have been there, but the generator finally all came together so I couldn't make the Austin meetup, but Gordon has been donating to his family members for a long time, getting them all up to royalty status.
Thank you, Gordon.
Mike Gaston with a row of ducks or geese or fowl, 222.22.
This donation brings me to knighthood.
I'd like to give this honor to my smoking hot wife, Lydia.
She deserves it for laying her life down for our family and homeschooling our human resources.
Thanks, babe!
Lydia would like to be knighted, or damed, as Dame Girl Guide of the Bushfelt, the Bushfelt, B-U-S, Bushfelt, Dame Girl Guide of the Bushveldt and request Grape-tizer and Cook-susters at the round table, please.
What the heck is that?
What is Grape-tizer?
It's either...
It's Grape-tizer, I guess.
And Cook-susters?
You know, people played a game...
They're doing this now, and maybe I haven't...
You know, the other day we had Whale Oil Beef Hooked?
As a donation note, you remember that?
It was confusing.
Yeah, vaguely.
Yeah, well finally I figured out.
Whale, hoyle, beef hooked.
Whale, hoyle, beef hooked.
You see?
It's a...
Oh!
It's like Seymour Butts.
Yeah, kind of one of those jobs.
So let me see if we can decode this one.
Grapeatizer and kooksusters.
No, not ringing it for me.
Jingles, resist we much.
Noodle gun, keep the faith.
Gents, thank you for your courage.
Mike Gaston, thank you very much.
She's on the list.
There's no real conflict.
I'm gonna shoot you in the face with my noodle gun, you racist piece of shit. - I got my pasta glock locked and loaded.
Why'd you get the last one?
We have Tim Ratter, Woodstock, Ontario, $200, our final Associate Executive Producer shortlist today.
I have much to ask.
I wish to acquire another Associate Executive Producer credit with this $200 USD donation from Sir Kilgore Trout of the Dude's Name, Ben, retired.
And I do believe it makes me eligible to request a protectorate comprised of the regional municipality of Waterloo, counties of Brant, Perth, and Wellington, each located in Ontario, Scandinavia.
Well, we see blue on the list, so I think you've been approved.
Please also add me to the birthday list for Tuesday, March 8th.
Title change, which would be the Bowie version, we'll do that.
Sir Kilgore Trout of the Dude's Name Ben, retired to Baron of Middle Ontario.
Now, instead of a jingle, would you please play the complete I Got Ants at the end of the show?
Yeah, we could do that.
It's a busy one again, but yeah, we'll take care of that for you.
R2D2 Karma for all my No Agenda friends.
And again, my friend Alan from CanadianLiberty.com needs support.
And he needs a F Cancer Karma.
Wishing you both continued success deconstructing the M5M. I am proud of my association with the best podcast in the universe and pledge to keep trying to hit people in the mouth.
value for value forever you've got karma . . .
So we want to thank all these folks for making show 1431 possible by being executive and associate executive producers to the show.
And these credits are real.
This is a professional outfit.
You're listening to two professionals, which means we have the authority to hand these out.
But really, it's the Hollywood way.
And if you look at the executive, just go ahead and search for executive producer, no agenda show.
You'll see where people put these titles.
They're very proud of them.
You should be proud of them as well.
And they can help you out in life in many different ways.
You'd be surprised how much good fortune people have with the Noagen executive producer credit over their diploma.
It's really quite stunning.
Go to IMDB and see who's using it.
Heavy hitters are out there, and you are now part of that group.
If you want to be one, if you want to be an exec or associate exec, there's a handy little page that you can all sing along with.
Dvorak.org slash NA. And for everyone who needs it, a final goat karma.
You've got karma.
We'll be thanking the rest of our producers in our second segment again.
Thank you to our execs and associates.
Our formula is this.
We go out, we hit people in the mouth.
Order! Order!
Shut up, slave!
Shut up, slave!
I'm putting the Ant song into the end of show.
How about a little COVID? Yeah.
Are you offering me some COVID or you want to talk about it?
Would you like a little COVID? You need some COVID, man.
You're the only one that I know who hasn't had it.
Yeah.
But you did have it.
No, you did have it.
We think you had it, right?
Early.
Five days.
Ready for this?
Yes.
COVID. This is the New Zealand farce, part one.
New Zealand is in the throes of skyrocketing COVID-19 infections, marking a dramatic shift for the small country in the South Pacific.
For much of the pandemic, it had successfully suppressed the virus.
But daily cases that numbered in the hundreds just two weeks ago jumped to more than 22,000 by Friday.
NPR's Julie McCarthy has this report.
Omicron finally arrived in New Zealand and is spreading at what's estimated to be the fastest rate in the world.
Monday hit a record high of more than 32,000 new infections, a staggering number in a country of just 5 million.
Epidemiologist Michael Baker told local media that New Zealanders will need to make a psychological shift.
It's a shock to see those numbers go so high.
And one reason it's a shock is that museums have managed the pandemic so well to date.
We've kept case numbers down.
In particular, we've kept deaths very low.
In fact, only 63 people have died from COVID-19, one of the lowest counts in the world.
And it was achieved through some of the strictest lockdowns in the world.
But Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern warned that as the country now moves into a new more relaxed phase, ending restrictions and opening up, there will be more virus circulating and more New Zealanders getting it.
She encouraged that third shot.
And as you firm up your household Omicron plan, make your booster the first thing you do to protect yourself and vulnerable people you know from getting the virus.
As eye-popping as the Omicron surge is, New Zealand Health Director Ashley Bloomfield says the country's high rate of vaccination, 80%, according to Johns Hopkins, will keep hospitalizations down and get outcomes up.
Ha ha ha!
Don't worry.
It'll keep you out of the hospital, people.
Yes, it doesn't do much else.
Well, maybe that.
Who knows?
We don't even know it does that.
We don't know.
No.
I do have more to this, if you want to hear more of the New Zealand.
You have to remember, the reason I'm playing this is because New Zealand had the most...
Lockdown's tighter than a witch's butthole.
No, that's not the right one.
You couldn't go outside.
You couldn't say hello.
You couldn't sing.
The Prime Minister canceled her own wedding.
Yeah.
For most people, COVID-19 will be a mild to moderate illness that can be managed quite safely at home.
Omicron is radiating out from New Zealand's largest city, Auckland.
Wow!
Radiating out?
That's interesting.
Yeah, I like that.
Omicron is radiating out from New Zealand's largest city, Auckland, where anti-lockdown protests erupted last year.
The capital, Wellington, saw protracted at times violent demonstrations in the last three weeks.
Government opponents occupied the grounds of parliament, decrying mandates and touting natural immunity over vaccines.
Things turned nasty when protesters flung feces at police and doused a stinging spray on officers.
When Wellington police shut the occupation down this week, Prime Minister Ardern condemned the violence and the disinformation that she said protesters had succumbed to.
While many of us have seen that disinformation and dismissed it as conspiracy theory, a small portion of our society have not only believed it, they have acted upon it in an extreme and violent way that cannot stand.
Every major democracy has had to confront citizens uneasy with vaccines and the fundamental clash it presents.
The obligation one owes society versus one's individual right to act freely.
New Zealander Trudy Kessels, a mother of three and member of Families Against Mandates, says the government is wielding a blunt instrument in that dispute.
She says these complicated tensions...
Need nuanced discussion and complex solutions.
There may be ample opportunity for that yet.
Noted public health physician David Skegg says the pandemic is far from over.
The virus continues to mutate.
And personally, I'll be surprised if we're still talking about the Omicron variant by the end of the year.
What are they going to do with her?
We're seeing the COVID narrative being backtracked, walked back, turned around, blamed on faceless organizations like CDC. As far as I know, she doesn't really have that to hide behind as this thing falls apart.
Have they not given her a read-in on this?
I mean, are they just behind?
I am baffled.
You can ask me for the next two days.
I am totally baffled by New Zealand.
I don't know how this woman hasn't been taken out and had her head shaved.
No.
This is why Putin had to step in because they knew that no agenda nation was going to be starting to shave heads everywhere.
Really, you know, Christina, she called me the other day.
And she hasn't been able to do anything up until she got COVID. And I didn't really realize how sick it is.
So she couldn't go to certain stores.
She couldn't go to restaurants, bars.
Not that she needs to, but she couldn't eat out.
Couldn't even go to the gym because she's not vaccinated.
Now that she's had COVID... Now she gets the QR code.
Now she can go to the gym.
I mean, that's how sick these people are.
And she, now, her entire, you know, her industry, which is entertainment, music and entertainment, has kind of fallen apart.
You know, a lot of things, a lot of gigs were canceled, a lot of, you know, stuff that she was, TV shows, scheduled to do.
So she's, you know, as I know my daughter, she's like, I'll go out and get a, I'll just get a job and work at a restaurant.
Now she can.
And now she has, honestly, and I talked her off the ledge a bit, but she has social anxiety.
She has been locked in.
I don't think I can even speak properly around a lot of people.
And this is happening everywhere.
It's really sad.
It's like a great experiment.
An evil experiment.
Meanwhile, what is not being discussed, thank you Tom Starkweather for reminding me that the private workers mandate is still in effect in New York City.
He can't get the jobs he's going after because he has to prove he's vaccinated.
Why are these companies doing this?
If mandates are being dropped everywhere, why do they continue to do this?
They're sick.
I don't know.
Again.
I'm clueless.
So the narrative is falling apart, except for Hong Kong.
Hong Kong apparently, Hong Kong residents urged not to panic ahead of COVID mass testing.
No, I'll give you a reason to panic ahead of COVID mass testing.
Have you used your at-home test yet?
I took your advice and didn't use it.
Very good, sir.
A warning now for the 60 million people who are receiving those free government-issued at-home COVID tests.
The extraction tube in many of the kits includes a chemical that can be harmful or even deadly.
It's colorless, tasteless, odorless.
It's a powder that's found in things like airbags and pest control solutions.
Maya Belay from our Cleveland station checks in with poison control for a look at the potential danger.
Ohio poison control centers are sounding the alarm surrounding a liquid substance called sodium azide found in some at-home COVID testing kits that could be toxic to children as well as adults if used incorrectly.
Our toxicology community has been both surprised that this was the ingredient in some of the kits and also concerned We have seen exposures in all age groups.
The Drunk and Poison Information Center at Cincinnati Children's Hospital reports an increase in calls to their hotline related to accidental exposure to the substance.
So far, nearly 40 exposures were reported there, and the problem is nationwide.
We are one of 55 poison control centers, and nationwide, other poison centers have been reporting a similar finding, Doctors advise parents to keep the kids out of reach of children and when testing children for COVID at home to make sure they are supervised in order to avoid any adverse side effects from exposure.
Experts say following instructions is key.
Some adults actually end up using the potentially harmful substance to swab their nose because they didn't follow directions.
Oh bro, this is a bogus story.
I don't know.
It's the chemical that you dip the swab in.
The reagent.
The reagent.
Reagent equals chemical.
But you don't dip it in.
If you're doing it that, I don't know what's going on with this story.
Well, it's a chemical that comes with the kit.
The swab is a swab.
You swab yourself, then you...
I don't have the directions in front of me.
Okay, well, I've done these, and I think what's happening is people are...
I mean, if they're not following...
It's three steps.
You drop six of the reagent drops into the test kit, which is a folded piece of cardboard with a thing in it.
Then you swab your nose and then stick the swab into the little slot where you just put the drops in, spin it three times, and wait to see if you test positive.
How could anyone get that wrong?
It may sound like a bogus story.
It sounds more to me like, oh, no, they didn't follow directions instead of maybe there was something on the swab.
You know, it's almost like, did they put the liquid that's in the kit in a drink?
I think it was alcohol or, you know, I don't know.
It sounds to me like, oh, you didn't follow directions, therefore you got sick.
But maybe they're from China.
Half of them are from China.
Or more than half.
Yeah, more than half, I think.
But shouldn't this be a bigger news story if people are really getting sick from these 60 million swabs?
It's a new story.
Oh, you saw it too?
Oh, okay.
I only saw one.
I didn't see a lot.
It wasn't like incessant.
Pounding the drum with it, that's for sure.
Because the Ukraine, you got a humanitarian thing.
So what?
Yeah, you're right.
So they're doing it in Britain too.
The Telegraph, which is reasonably respectable.
Britain's COVID experts, quote, abandoned their objectivity and misled with alarming models.
Do you think they'll ever...
None of these people's heads will be shaven.
No, and they all should.
Oh, yeah.
Those guys at the University of London or wherever it was that came out of these horrible models.
The Imperial College.
Imperial College.
And listen to CDC... Who, soon to be ex-CDC director, I guarantee you she's on her way out.
This seems to me like this was released, shouldn't even have been a release, I don't know where she was talking, but she's just waffling about the vaccine efficacy, and apparently she got all of her news about how effective it was from CNN. I can tell you where I was when the CNN became that it was 95% effective on the vaccine.
So many of us wanted to be hopeful.
So many of us wanted to say, okay, this is our ticket out, right?
Now we're done.
So I think we had perhaps too little caution and too much optimism for some good things that came our way.
I really do.
I think all of us wanted this to be done.
Nobody said waning.
When, you know, this vaccine's going to work.
Oh, well, maybe it'll wear off.
Nobody said, well, what if the next variant doesn't?
It's not as popular against the next variant.
So nobody said it was waning.
I mean, I couldn't believe it.
CNN, they said, oh, it's great.
And then it was waning.
No one said that to me.
No one told me.
I didn't know.
Oh, you mean because of the Pfizer documents which have been hidden away and are now slowly being released?
Another fine thing that this Ukraine war is covering up?
And where's Dr.
Fauci?
Well, Dr.
Fauci is now doing podcasts.
He's no longer on the mainstream because, you know, why would you show your face?
He's actually...
Have you heard from him over the last two weeks?
Yes, I have one clip.
I do.
When was it from?
Well, it's from a podcast.
No, I know, but do you have a date?
Oh, I think two or three days ago.
It's very recent.
He's been doing Woke AF, one podcast, and this other podcast, which is Carlos Miller and Chico Bean, two black guys.
Now, we know that these documents from the trials are now being released in the fog of war.
The Pfizer vaccine, according to documents that are available now, has documented over 1,200 side effects.
I think an equal number of people died during the trials.
All of that was covered up.
They had to legally release their trial data, and they went to the judge and say, lock it up for 75 years.
So it was about the trials and the trial data, which is exactly what the Dowd character, the Ex-BlackRock guy was talking about.
He says, you know, this is going to turn out there was fraud.
Fraud was involved.
That's why they wanted to hide these documents for 75 years.
What is the stock price of Moderna and Pfizer?
Are they down?
They must be down.
Are they tanking?
Well, everything's down, so it's kind of covered up.
Covered up because everything's down.
Well, so he was asked a little different question, which was interesting by these two guys on the podcast, and Fauci feigned just enormous outrage over what they said, which was technically incorrect, but he could have done a little more.
Alright, I'm going to just keep it all the way real with you.
When the CDC came out and said they weren't going to tell people what's in the vaccination for 75 years, that turned a lot of black people off.
Why did they say 75 years?
I don't know what you're talking about.
They never said that.
Seriously, I think that's myth.
I mean, they said they weren't going to tell anybody what's in the vaccine for 75 years?
I don't think they've ever said that, sir.
You better check that.
I've been checking it.
They won't tell us what's in it.
Too bad.
Poor preparation on the host part.
Very poor preparation.
If you worded it, they weren't going to tell us what was in the research data or in these reports.
There's a lot of things they didn't want to tell us, but it wasn't what's in the vaccine.
Here's how we would have produced it.
Do it the exact same way.
Let Fauci come back with that answer and then say, oh no, I'm sorry, it was the Pfizer-FDA documents about the trial data.
And then have him answer.
If you want to go further than that, the other host would say, Oh, and since it was specifically 75 years, that's what everyone's talking about, you must have actually known that.
Why didn't you correct the question?
You can do that, you know.
It's legal to correct the question instead of just jumping all over somebody for a syntactical error.
Exactly.
Could have slammed him.
Yep, butt slammed all the way.
So the question was related to vaccine hesitancy amongst black American brothers and sisters.
And some of this hesitancy has been spurred by the disinformation dozen, which does not include your No Agenda show, but does include Robert F. Kennedy Jr., One of our producers was sifting through the archives, went back to episode 765.
How far back is that, do you think?
765.
About six years ago.
Six years ago.
And picked up something that we played at the time, which involved Bobby Kennedy Jr.
and vaccines.
Not the mRNA, but definitely some cause for hesitation, which has conveniently been forgotten.
We go back to episode 765.
Brothers and sisters, I'm here to bring to you...
Some vital information that has happened to our community.
This is Tony Mohammed from the Nation of Islam.
And it has not been brought to the attention of black people throughout America.
Four months ago.
Bobby Kennedy, the son of Robert Kennedy, met with me in Los Angeles to give me some shocking and revealing and, I mean, terrible information on what's going on at the Center for Disease Control in Atlanta, Georgia.
It has been brought to our attention that the senior lead scientist for the Center of Disease Control has admitted that the MMR of vaccines and many of the vaccine shots have been genetically modified to attack black and Latino boys.
I don't think you heard me.
We are living in a wicked time where we are dealing with a spiritual wickedness as in high places.
And the pharmaceutical industry along with the American Medical Association have found a way like Pharaoh did during the children of Israel when it was time for them to make an exit.
Pharaoh said, let us kill all boy babies, two and under.
And so now they're trying to force vaccines on baby boys at least 80 shots before they're three years old.
So this is what Minister Farrakhan said we're gonna do.
On the 24th and the 25th of this month, 25,000 of us are gonna march on the Center for Disease Control in Atlanta, Georgia, and we're gonna say, not another Tuskegee on our watch.
We'd be damned if we're going to stand around and let somebody else pump us up with viruses.
It's time for us to stand up.
So take this information down as I exit.
Go to cdctruth.org.
And on the 24th and 25th, If you're in Alabama, in Georgia, in South Carolina, in Tennessee, we need you in Atlanta, Georgia, where the Honorable Minister Lewis Farrakhan will be leading us to march against the Center for Disease Control.
Thank you and look up more information on this heinous act by our government.
Assalamualaikum.
Yeah, that might do it.
Those guys are persona non grata.
Certainly Farrakhan.
Well, CDC Truth.org is still in business.
Oh, you checked?
Yeah, I'm on it now.
Anything good?
Anything about the famous Australian cricketer?
No, another one dropped dead?
Yep.
Yep.
Heart issues.
He had chest pain before that.
Ugh.
And then, oh yeah, oh yeah, it's New York Times.
This week, you thought it was just a joke.
The coronavirus invades cells in the penis and testicles of monkeys.
They got a great picture of this monkey with his mouth like, ah!
It's got a great shot.
The research demonstrated the coronavirus infected the prostate, penis, testicles, and surrounding blood vessels in three male rhesus macaques.
The Munkanese were examined with whole-body scans specifically designed to detect the sites of infection.
This does not bode well.
Well, it's a weapon of mass destruction that was invented and developed by the United States government in concert with the Chinese and who knows who else.
And, you know, it was an accident.
What are you going to do?
Well, what you're going to do is you're going to fund this to keep it going.
We didn't actually get to this regarding the State of the Union, which was, of course, childish and boring.
But President Biden did confirm something we discussed on the show a couple of months ago as the big deal.
I announced the plan to supercharge the cancer moonshot that President Obama asked me to lead six years ago.
Our goal is to cut cancer death rates by at least 50% over the next 25 years.
I think we can do better than that.
Turn cancers from death sentences into treatable diseases.
More support for patients and their families.
To get there, I call on Congress to fund what I call ARPA-H, Advanced...
Advanced Research Projects Agency for Health.
Pattern after DARPA in the Defense Department.
Projects that led in DARPA to the Internet, GPS, and so much more to make our forces more safer and be able to wage war more with more clarity.
DARPA will have a singular purpose, to drive breakthroughs in cancer, Alzheimer's and diabetes, and more.
Mm-hmm.
Well, we learned about this from...
Wait, just stop for a second.
The billions and billions and billions of dollars that private industry has already thrown at these diseases, what's he going to do?
What is this going to do?
Well, what it's going to do is it's going to continue to fund our own demise.
And this is what Malone was talking about.
His CIA buddy that he wrote the book with was talking about DARPA being involved in the creation of the bioweapon.
He's the one that called him and said, hey, man, come on down to Wuhan.
Shit's hopping here.
You got to get on this gravy train.
So now we're going to fund it.
It's just another part of the military-industrial complex.
And it's out in the open.
DARPA Health.
DARPA Defense.
Yeah, they created the internet.
Sure, great.
But they're nefarious.
Yeah, it's designed to create...
It's like a giant...
I don't even know how to describe it.
It's a research company that is designed to create trouble.
The internet was originally designed to be some sort of a system.
If we get bombed to death with A-bombs, they should be able to communicate from A to B. Then it became what it is, which is nothing like that anymore.
But it still has those elements.
I mean, that's why they can't really shut people out of the internet.
I mean, that's why you can't keep me from getting those RT clips.
I just go through Argentina and I'm in business.
Yeah.
I didn't have any idea that you couldn't get RT just straight up.
It just makes no sense.
Can you get it on Pluto?
Is it still there on Pluto?
Pluto.
I don't know.
I should re-hook up.
I could go to my Pluto.
The problem with Pluto, which is definitely a killer product, is they got too much stuff.
You can't find anything on it.
There's a thousand channels.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, but they're kind of grouped.
They're kind of grouped together.
Yeah, that's new.
They started grouping them, so you have the news area.
But if you want to go from news to something else, you may have to go through 500 channels of music or local.
I don't even know what these groupings are.
Who was running that outfit?
Didn't that get bought?
I thought it was someone who bought that.
Yeah, it got bought by Viacom.
Oh, that's why.
Okay.
Well, then RT will get kicked off.
Oh yeah.
I'd be stunned if it was on there.
Or Roku.
Roku I think had it too.
It's probably gone.
Alright.
Anything else on the COVIDs?
No, I've got nothing else on the COVIDs.
I've got the Melinda Gates clip, which we definitely want to play on today's show.
Yeah, let's do that.
I had that too, so we might as well play it.
This was on CBS. She's being interviewed, and she's starting to kind of feel her oats now that the check's been cashed.
Uh-huh, so to speak, yeah.
And she's got, and she already said that the boys are going to, the boys and her daughter, they're all going to get money now because Bill is going to cut them out.
Yeah, douche.
And did she say that?
Like he was going to cut them out.
Did she say that?
No, he didn't.
She mostly talked about Epstein and the real problem that they were having, she was having with the fact that Bill was pals with this guy.
You know, it was also widely reported that Bill had a friendship or business or some kind of contact with Jeffrey Epstein and that you were not, that that was very upsetting to you.
Did that play a role in the divorce at all in this process?
Yeah, as I said, it's not one thing.
It was many things.
But I did not like that he'd had meetings with Jeffrey Epstein, no.
And you made that clear to him.
I made that clear to him.
I also met Jeffrey Epstein exactly one time.
Did you?
Yes, because I wanted to see who this man was.
And I regretted it from the second I stepped in the door.
He was abhorrent.
He was evil, personified.
I had nightmares about it afterwards.
So...
You know, my heart breaks for these young women because that's how I felt.
And here I'm an older woman.
My God, I feel terrible for those young women.
It's awful.
You felt that the moment you walked in?
I didn't realize that.
Yeah.
And you shared that with Bill and he still continued to spend time with him?
Any of the questions remaining about what Bill's relationship there was, those are for Bill to answer.
Okay.
But I made it very clear how I felt about him.
Bullshit!
So what do you think?
Do you think that she's just saying this to get the stench off of her, or is she messaging something here?
I think she's starting to feel her oats.
I think what it is is she has...
That's not the only complaint that she's going to have about Bill being married as long as they were.
Right.
Because Bill, you know, again, he's an Asperger's sufferer and he doesn't have...
Let's face it, she hooked up with him for the money.
No, actually, the way the story goes...
His mom, yeah.
His mom is the one who put them together and made them get married.
Because she's very influential in his life.
Yeah, and here's how the conversation went.
Listen, young lady.
Listen, Belinda.
You're going to show my son a good time and you'll be a billionaire, okay?
Just keep your nose clean.
It's all good.
And so I think this may be a feeler, so to see what kind of pushback she gets.
Yeah.
And if it's nil or positive, like she's getting from this little clip, she's going to go after him.
Ooh.
In what way?
Who knows?
I don't know what's going on in that relationship, but I'll bet you there's a lot of good stuff.
Well, remember...
I mean, he's a philanderer by his nature.
He's always been.
And he's going to come out, and he's probably going to call other people out.
It could be a nightmare for him.
Time to remind ourselves of what Cindy McCain, wife to John McCain, said on stage about Epstein.
You know, it's like everything.
It hides in plain sight.
Epstein was hiding in plain sight.
We all knew about him.
We all knew what he was doing.
But we had no legal aspect that would go after him.
They were afraid of him.
For whatever reason, they were afraid of him.
Hmm.
Gee.
So there you have it.
One of these days, man.
I hope we're still podcasting when it comes out.
Or will it just be one of those things where our grandkids will be waiting for the President Trump of the future, Don Jr.
And waiting for the Kennedy document.
That's going to say.
It'll be Don Jr.
Don Jr.'s son is president and he's going to be promising us the Epstein file.
I mean, that's probably what it'll come down to.
And I think it's so big.
It's another one of these great things that just got completely, completely covered up.
Too many intelligence agencies involved.
Nothing's going to come of it.
Well, have you been following Wisconsin?
They're reporting.
They've done all the investigation about the election.
And there's a lot of issues coming out.
Oh, yeah.
Hanky-panky.
I mean, as I said, well, first of all, Zuckerberg's money was illegal.
Nothing will come of that?
Nothing will come of that, no.
Although, you know, they're kind of going after Zuck.
Silicon Valley needs to get him out.
Well, you know, it's possible if you get the right...
You need a DA with a hard-on, which is the technical term for guys who are just out to get you.
And you get some DA that just doesn't like Zuckerberg.
And Zuckerberg's the kind of guy that you...
Because having worked in the government, you run into different people that...
You tick people off.
You have somebody, you know, that you're trying to do something and investigate some little air pollution fiasco and then the guy's arrogant.
Arrogant guys or they just have different personality traits around government workers does not work.
And it turns some of these government workers who really don't have much going on and it gives them a cause.
And I think this is what happened to a friend of ours, a mutual friend of ours who was down in the South Bay.
Where you get the DA goes after you and there's nothing you can do to stop it.
Oh yeah, you get screwed.
You get screwed.
And you get screwed.
And if somebody sees that, then Zuckerberg's such a big target.
The only way to stop it, you have to have a higher up.
In other words, somebody comes in.
Well, it would be a political push, but what I'm seeing is Silicon Valley is choking off Facebook's air supply with the changes to the way the Apple apps work, and so they can't put their SDK in there.
I'm simplifying, but they can't do the tracking.
Google is talking about doing the same thing with Android.
And isn't it kind of time for the Silicon Valley sisters to kill one of their own?
They're not going to kill Facebook.
All that stuff that Facebook is doing that can be cut off at the knees, like what Apple did, it's just a minor aspect with the big picture at Facebook.
No.
And by the way, what you just said, no, that doesn't happen.
There's been plenty of bad actors that they could have done stuff like that.
No, it's a gentleman's agreement.
You screw yourself.
You're going to go out of business.
You have to do it on your own.
Okay.
Well, the $8.8 million that the Zuckerberg, I think it was the foundation, granted solely to five Democratic strongholds in Wisconsin violated the state's election code's prohibition on bribery.
Yeah, it did.
If you look into it, this was illegal.
And with Facebook having probably a warehouse full of lawyers, the fact that this happened, because everything has to get approved, the fact that this happened shows the incompetence of their lawyer team, legal team.
And then there was a lot of issues with the voting machines.
They were Dominion.
And they were connected.
Several of the machines.
I'm not going to...
I have this more of a nihilistic look at this election insofar as it being rigged.
Both sides rig elections.
Sometimes one side does a better job than the other.
And the side that does the better job wins.
So we have Biden as president.
And that's just the way it is.
What are you going to do about it?
Point out the obvious?
At least to most people it's the obvious?
Talk about being a negative Nelly.
Of course we can do something about it.
No, it was gloomy Gus.
Come on.
Negative Nellie meet Gloomy Gus.
So it was like, don't you remember the period when George W. Bush and the Diebold machines?
Yes, you do have to be better than you used to be.
I mean, what I'm reading here comes from Substack and other problem.
So, you know, I don't know.
I just found it very telling that these machines were all connected.
There was one that was connected to a Wi-Fi hotspot at a nearby motel.
Come on.
Come on, man.
Come on.
Yeah, but if you ever wonder how Chuck Schumer, Nancy Pelosi, and any other 80-year-old stay in office, what's her name, Maxine Waters, who else do we have that's electable?
Well, you got Sheila Jackson down in Texas, you got...
Yep, yep.
But some areas are kind of locked down one party or the other party determinant.
So if you're a member of that party, you just get in.
It's automatic.
That's what happens with Pelosi.
It's not like she needs to rig the vote because she doesn't have to rig the vote.
It's like the vote is pre-rigged.
So you get into one of those districts and once in a while somebody comes along like Alexandria Cortez...
It was a Democrat district.
Whoever was running is going to get it.
She only needed like 8,000 votes or something to win that district.
She primaried the guy.
And in the primary, took him out.
The Republicans do this, and both the Democrats and the Republicans, their best bet of sending somebody new in is to send somebody to the same party in and then primary them.
Which is what it's called, and you go in there and you tell everyone what a douchebag this guy's been for 30 years, even though he's served the area well, he's at top of all the committees, and the worst thing you could do is get rid of him, but get rid of him.
The guy got rousted, and let's remember that she did an audition.
She auditioned for the job.
Remember that?
What was that group?
She auditioned to that group of Justice Democrats.
Yes, yeah, yeah.
Was that the DSA, or was that another group that folded into the DSA? It was the one that was founded by Chink and a few other people, even though he quit.
Yeah.
But it's one of those...
Yeah.
It's the super liberal, progressive, borderline socialist, if not socialist, smarties.
Yes.
The smarties...
Why do you think they would agree...
Why do you think they want NATO gone?
Why are they saying that?
It's baffling to me.
It has to do with the globalists.
It's got to be a globalist thing.
NATO may be in the way of globalism.
Oh.
Yeah.
You know, we need to get rid of all the...
I wonder how many different organizations they're going to get rid of.
CDC is going to get revamped.
NATO, that would make sense.
Maybe the UN altogether?
Hmm.
Well, the UN is going to be the front for the globalists.
They can't get rid of them.
Yeah.
Well, whatever happens, we'll be fighting the globalists.
Put on your blue helmet.
I'm going to show myself old by donating to no agenda.
Imagine all the people who could do that.
Oh, yeah, that'd be fab.
Yeah, on no agenda in the morning.
A few people to thank for show 1431, starting with Baron, B-A-R-O-N, yeah, in San Carlos.
Oh, he's our anonymous cop with his new stickers.
Oh, yeah, the patch, the plastic patch.
Yeah, go to Etsy, Etsy, 41 patches, C-A, 41 patches.
Did you see the new one?
The new consulting group?
Yeah, I got a couple of them.
Yeah, that's cool.
I like the other ones more.
I kind of like what?
The round ones, you mean?
The Velcro ones.
This is also Velcro.
I think it's also Velcro.
Oh, I just got stickers.
Oh, no, I got...
He sent a picture yesterday.
Of the new one.
It's a round patch, Curry Dvorak Consulting Group 33, and it's a Velcro.
Yeah, it's one of those, it's one of the thick ones, made of rubber or whatever.
Rubber.
Yeah, rubber.
John Matuchink in Austin, Texas, 124-33.
Adam, you killed it on Glenn Beck.
Yes.
You killed it on the uncle question with Glenn Beck.
What was the uncle question?
About Don.
I can't remember what the question was.
No.
Oh, weaved and bob topics and brought it back masterfully.
Mad props.
Okay.
I still like John better, though, he says, just so you know.
Bush.
What is these names?
What is going on here?
Bush.
It's Bush Protector.
Well, I'm not...
My cell must...
Let me open the cell up.
Your cells are no good.
Ah, there we go.
You're right.
It was, yeah, John Matuchink.
Bush protector in Cape Town.
Cape Town, South Africa.
Hey!
Cape Town.
I've been there.
It's nice.
Hey!
Cape Town.
Christopher Guise.
Guise.
Guia.
Guia.
Guia in Dallas, Texas.
A hundred.
John McNamara in Austin, Texas.
A lot of Texans, luckily.
A hundred.
Gabriel Guzman in Fort Wayne, Indiana.
A hundred.
Legend's Books.
Legend's Bookstore in Cody, Wyoming.
Yeah, Legend's Bookstore.
Very famous place.
A hundred dollars.
Norman Tarr in Beverly, Massachusetts.
A hundred dollars.
Sir Kevin McLaughlin, Duke of Luna, I love her American boobs.
Whoa, no, it's not 100, it's 808.
It's the boob donation.
Dame Sally Ketchup.
Salty.
Oh, yeah.
I didn't put the drops in my eyes this morning, so it was a little blurry.
You want me to read them?
808 in Manchester, New Hampshire.
You want me to read them?
You want me to read them?
Sorry?
You want me to read them?
No, no.
They gave me something to do.
Harry.
You could clip your nails while I'm reading them.
Think of all the opportunities.
Hold on a second.
I know.
It's a clicking of a pen.
I know.
Okay, well, I can't find one now.
Harry in Kuvala?
Oh, he's in Kuvala, Finland.
It's Harry in Finland.
Harry in Finland in 8008.
Wait, switcheroo donation from my brother Thomas.
It's his birthday on the 5th of March.
Happy 29th birthday, old man.
Keep up the good work.
Harry in Finland.
Tomas.
Tomas.
Well, it's two M's.
Hawaiian Cartini in Torrington, Connecticut, 7421.
Janet in Constant, New Albany, Ohio, 70.
It's a birthday involved.
Daniel Smith in the Leonardtown, Maryland, 6969.
This is for Kate and Dave.
Hey, Kate.
Hey, Dave.
Brian Gerlach in Union Grove, Wisconsin, 6933.
Aaron Ferris in Muldrow, Oklahoma, 6553.
Tim Powers, Sir R.D. McGillicuddy in Washington, Oklahoma.
That's interesting.
5510.
Sir Tom Darry.
DeForest, Wisconsin.
5510.
Michael Gates.
280.
Anonymous.
5183.
33.
And Glendale.
And Glendale is a birthday involved.
Kevin Grigorenko in another Russian.
Another Russian in the Russian-plagued Austin, Texas.
The Russian-plagued...
I gotta come up with some more.
5120.
Red Austin.
Red Austin.
Wouldn't it be that way anyway?
Yep.
Even without the Russians.
Yep, yep.
Martin McIntyre in Mount Laurel, New Jersey, 5038, and Sean Overman in Pleasant Hill over here in California.
So now the rest of these people are $50 donors, name and location.
I'll wrap them off as such.
Troy Watson, parts unknown.
Villareal, Villareal, who is in Texas somewhere.
Liz Gartland in Menden, New York.
Tim Harwood in Corvallis, Oregon.
Dan Scalise, maybe, in Vernon, Connecticut.
Sir Matthew Januszewski in Chicago.
John Fitzpatrick in Kieber Springs, Arkansas.
And this donation brings him to Barron, and he will be claiming the barony of Greer's Ferry Lake and the White River Basin in Arkansas.
Nice.
That works for me.
John Prinzen in Niagara Falls, Ontario.
And last but not least, Sir Brett Farrell in Oklahoma City.
At least that's where the bank says he is.
I want to thank these folks for making the show 1431 a possibility.
Indeed.
Thank you all.
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We don't pick them up under the 50.
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Karma for y'all.
You've got karma.
You've got karma.
It's your birthday, birthday.
Oh, no, I can't love.
The birthday list is not short, though.
Tim Powers says happy birthday to his human resource, JT, who celebrated yesterday, March 5th.
As did my sister, Willow Curry.
She celebrated her birthday in Italy yesterday.
Aguri!
Tim Powers says happy birthday to Hunter, who celebrates tomorrow.
Anonymous in Glendale, California, will be celebrating Anonymous' birthday on the 7th.
On the 8th, Martin McIntyre pre-congratulates Bobby Brindlehorse, who will turn 40 on March 8th.
Sir Chris...
I'm presuming that will be Sir Chris from Australia, 52 on March 8th.
Tim Ratter celebrating on the 8th.
Dame Salty Ketchum says happy birthday to her sister Nikki Carter for her 8th March birthday.
Brian Ginak, 53 on March 9th.
Tim Powers, Sir R.D. McGillicuddy celebrates on the 11th.
And Janet and Constance says happy birthday to Blagoi.
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Two title changes.
You heard them earlier.
Lydia Gaston becomes Dame Girl Guide of the Buschveld.
And, uh...
I'm sorry.
No, that's our nighting.
Here's the titles.
No, I did that one wrong.
Dame Marianne Schneeberger, the damsel of disaster.
She becomes Viscountess of the Last Bastian of Hope, Sanity, and Love.
Sir Jim Bobway, we heard that double donation, Baron and Ruler of Shotzi Land.
Sir Kilgore Trout of the Dude's Name, Ben Retired, becomes Baron of Middle Ontario.
Sir John Knight of St.
Patrick, Patron Saint of Engineers, becomes Baron of Greer's Ferry Lake and the White River Basin in Austin.
Congratulations to all of you on your newly updated titles.
Thank you.
Yes?
Where's Fugizoto?
That's a good question.
Why is he not here?
I don't do the back office, so let me put him in here.
Hold on a second.
What was his?
He had a special title, too.
He's going to become an Archduke.
Yeah, this is annoying.
But he has a name.
Didn't he have a whole name?
Yes, he had a whole name.
The Archduke.
No, I guess he just becomes an Archduke.
Yeah, it's the same old thing.
He owns half the world.
He does.
Okay.
Well, and of course, let me put it in the official credits here.
Sir David Bugazotto, Archduke.
How could we not do him?
Yes.
Alright, good sir.
We've got all that.
Now we do have one knight and one dame, which we'll bring up on the podium now.
Do we have the big truth social blade?
I have a blade.
Oh, that's a good one.
Now, Lydia Gaston and Josh A. get the pop-up here on the podium.
Both of you have supported the No Agenda Show in the amount of $1,000 or more, and I'm very proud to pronounce the KD with the following official titles.
Dame, Girl Guide of the Bushveld, and Sir Josh, until he tells us otherwise.
Congratulations for you.
We have the following accoutrements at the round table.
We've got...
Grappitizer and kooksusters, a bag of freeze-dried chicken dog treats, and a bowl of water.
Of course, that's for Shotzi.
Also, we've got cowgirls and coffin varnish.
We've got geishas and sake, bakta and vanilla.
No, Russian bakta.
Bong hits and bourbon, sparkling cider, and escorts.
We've got ginger ale and gerbils.
And yes, of course, you want your breast milk and pablum.
It's there for you.
Or is it the mutton and mead?
It's all on the table, and we've got the bowl for Shotzi underneath the table.
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Out of all the emails I received, I got a nasty gram this morning, which kind of went like this.
Hey man, stop with the boring meetups!
To which I said, you do know there's a fast forward on there, don't you?
And you're missing the good shit, man.
The meetup reports are cool.
Hi, this is Broker Don from No Gender Social in the morning.
Good old Lisa Buckley.
This is Ted from Kent.
Go Bucks!
Come again, come again.
We had a blast.
This is Charlie.
Come again, come again.
Hey, this is Suzy.
Awesome night!
Yo!
This is Patrick in the morning.
Hey, it's Phone Boy in the morning.
This is Brian in the morning.
This is Amanda in the morning.
Hey, it's Chris.
Whitney.
Sir Wes of the West Side.
Sir Wes of the West Side.
Jessica.
Dana.
Trevor.
Aaron.
Betty.
Paul Wayne Brendel III. Jacqueline.
Ryan Powell of Edgewood.
Caroline.
Shanley.
Carly.
Sharky in the house.
In the morning, Steve.
In the morning!
That was Tacoma, Washington from March 5th.
A lot of women for a change.
Yeah, yeah.
Good meetup.
I like a bam, bam, bam, just names.
I had to tighten it up, but it works for me.
One more report.
This is an old report I think we missed February 27th from Orlando.
Andrew!
Damien Addison at the Orlando Part 2 meetup.
Such a great crowd.
John and Adam, you guys are the best.
You're on fire.
Keep it up.
Thank you for your courage.
Hello from the Canadian terrorist financier.
ITM, John and Adam.
It's Goaty, fisher of the Space Coast.
Sir Goaty now.
Thank you very much.
Hi, Adam and John.
Long time listener.
We're...
A couple Canadian refugees just saying, in the morning, we appreciate your show.
Mr.
Mark Altro checking in with my handler, Adam.
I want to meet the real boys, Adam and John.
Hey, Adam.
Hey, John.
I just want you to know that was my wife, Wendy.
She thinks that I should become a knight.
She's given me permission to do it.
Christian Coffins of the Sacred Owls, Death to the New World Order.
In the morning, John and Adam.
Good job on 1428.
Hey, it's Tommy 2 in Orlando, Florida, which is Market DMA 20, which reminds me, Adam, you're way too tight for this market.
Greetings, this is Sirloin, the original Sirloin, not the namby-pamby Sirloin from some river, but the original Sirloin from New Smyrna Beach and surrounding seashores and the shark shallows.
Thank you for your courage, John and Adam.
Cup of coffee in the big time.
Cup of coffee in the big time!
Oh yeah!
It's almost impossible to sustain a macho man, which is what that voice is doing.
That's what he was trying to do, yeah.
For more than, I don't know.
Five, six, seven.
I don't know how you, that voice is not one that even a mimic can copy for long, because it hurts your voice.
I can't do it.
I got long rona.
Meetups are something you need to experience.
This is what I told the guy.
I said, clearly you haven't been to one.
Otherwise, you wouldn't say that.
Because if you've ever been to a meetup, you know this feeling.
And you know how that sounds and how everyone's having a good time.
And if you're in Tilburg, the Netherlands, on the 12th of March, you can join one there.
If you're in Orlando, Florida, the 12th is also for you.
The 13th, Post Falls, Idaho and Plymouth, Michigan.
The 14th, Pittsburgh.
That'll be on Pi Day.
So it's, what is it, 14th?
So it's 3.14?
Yes, 3.14.
Charlotte, North Carolina?
Sorry?
I think it's Monday.
Is it Monday?
Friday's not on the weekend.
Let me take a look.
The 14th.
Can we do that for a special promotion?
Well, people will do it anyway.
We can't stop them.
Let me see.
Yeah, you're right.
It's Monday.
But not, is it not this?
No, it's next Monday.
Not this Monday.
Next Monday.
Okay.
Charlotte, North Carolina on the 17th.
Peterborough, Ontario on the 18th.
Marlborough, Massachusetts on the 18th.
The 19th, Asheville, North Carolina.
Madras, Oregon.
The 20th, Annapolis, Maryland.
Vienna, Austria.
Austria.
Hello, Austria.
Are you allowed out, Austria?
Deerfield Beach, Florida.
Fishers, Indiana.
Albuquerque, New Mexico.
York Haven, Pennsylvania.
On the 26th, Youngstown, North Carolina.
Chattanooga, Tennessee.
Cherryvale, Kansas.
Rhode Island.
Houston, Texas.
Orlando, Florida.
And winding it up on the 30th of March with Concord, California.
These are just a couple of the dates for the foreseeable future.
If you go to noagendameetups.com, a beautiful new site.
Sir Daniel running the heck out of that.
Take a look.
If you can't find something near you, start one yourself.
It's easy.
Sometimes you want to go hang out with all the nights and days.
You want to be where you want me.
Drink it all, hail the flame.
You want to be where everybody feels the same.
It's like a party.
So they released the woke West Side Story.
The Woke West Side Story?
Yeah, West Side Story has been redone.
It was an Academy Award nominee.
It's done by Steven Spielberg.
It's the same as the old story.
Yeah, but it has non-Latinos playing Latinos.
Well, that's not even the half of it.
You remember the original movie?
Everyone's probably seen it a dozen times.
Of course.
It starts off with a gang fight.
These guys got knives.
When you're a jet, you're a jet.
And they're coming out with these, they got switchblades.
Well, when they come out for this fight, they're coming out with cans of paint.
Now you think I'm joking.
No.
Why are we not doing ISOs?
You're launching into the story.
Do we have a clip?
Are we doing something?
Okay.
Well, you did this a couple of shows ago.
You started with something else.
No, I got two ISOs.
Wait, stop!
So what is the point of the Woke West Side Story?
I just want people to catch it.
I think it's on Netflix.
Oh, you can watch it.
Oh, I see what you're saying.
Okay.
It just came out.
It was watchable.
They had a couple previews recently and now they just rolled it out because I figured nobody's going to go pay money to see it.
And I couldn't get through more than 15 minutes of it before it was just the Woke thing was driving me nuts.
And did it win the Academy Award or was it nominated?
What am I saying?
The Academy Awards are not for a while.
By the way, pump the brakes, Phone Boy is single again.
Who?
Phone Boy.
I don't know Phone Boy.
Phone Boy was in the report.
Phone Boy, he has all our jingles.
He steals the jingles from the show and puts them on Phone Boy.
Oh.
Yeah, he's single.
He's out in the wild, ladies.
Girls, go get your Phone Boy.
All right.
I got two, uh, let's see, which of the ones should we play what order?
Not quite sure.
Well, how many do you have?
I have four.
Well, I think we'll start with, well, first let me play this other clip, which is my clip for this segment anyway.
Okay.
You know how we came up with Bogative?
You came up with it.
No, I didn't come up with this.
O'Reilly accidentally said it.
Oh, he's right.
Yes.
Okay.
Yes.
I do remember.
Well, I think we've got a new one here.
This came out of Australia in that weekly report where they blast Biden and Harris.
Biden for everything, yeah.
Well, they're blasting Harris this time, and listen for a little, a new word that might be good.
Listen, intro, new term of R.E. Harris Sky.
It was just painful to watch.
You know, there isn't a single domestic issue, or indeed any international issue, that Kamala Harris has yet solved.
None.
Zada, Nilch.
What did he say?
Zada Nilch?
Nada.
Nada Zilch.
Nilch.
Zada Nilch.
Instead of Nil or Zilch, he's combined them to Zilch or Nilch.
I think he switched them up.
What he wanted to say was Nada Zilch and it came out Zada Nilch.
No, no, I think it was, because I know the phrase he's trying to get you to do this.
No, it didn't happen.
It was nada, nada, nil, zero, nothing, zilch.
I mean, there's just a slew of these phrases you throw out there to try to emphasize a point.
And I think he put nil and zilch into one word, nilch.
Uh, okay.
So here's the ISO of it.
Nilch. Nilch. Nilch.
Okay.
Not a good ISO for this show.
No.
Loses something without the rest.
Okay, let's try this one.
ISO morning.
Well, good morning.
Yeah.
And then I have out of order.
You're out of order.
Please be seated.
What hearing was that from?
That was the governor of Alabama, I think.
Ah, yes.
Alright, here's what I got.
Totally out of the blue.
George Clooney's not human.
Not that we talked about him, but happened to have that one.
We have this.
Hacking the algorithm.
Hacking the algorithm.
We got...
This is not normal.
That one I kind of like.
That's the only one that's good.
And I have one more.
Oops, hold on.
Yeah.
And pray for Ukraine.
I couldn't even hear that one.
And pray for Ukraine.
And pray for Ukraine.
It's the music, I think.
It's a mess.
And pray for Ukraine.
What do we choose?
The other one you just had.
This is not normal.
That one?
This is not normal.
Yes, okay.
Yeah, that's perfect.
Good.
That's us.
I have two clips left.
The first one is a local story of Austin because, you know, under the fog of war, it was Monday.
I think it was Monday or Tuesday that the Justice Department announced the largest.
Now they finally are done.
The Sackler family will pay $6 billion for the opioid crisis, and they get to go through a special bankruptcy procedure.
So, and there, the headline, Sackler, $6 billion, oh, horrible people, bankruptcy, screw them all.
And then halfway down every single news article, it said Johnson& Johnson and three unnamed distributors will be paying $26 billion.
So that's a nice way to cover it up.
And of course, opioid crisis done.
We got the bad guys.
We got the Sacklers.
Pay no attention to Johnson& Johnson with five times the fine with unnamed distributors, which were, I believe, Walmart, Walgreens, and Target.
No, just ignore all that.
And it's over.
There's no problem.
Opioid crisis solved.
Austin, Texas.
...of 8th Street and Red River where Austin-Travis County EMS says multiple overdoses happened nearby.
They happened between midnight and 7 a.m.
Twelve people were taken to the hospital and two were pronounced dead on the scene.
One patient died near 7th and Sabine Street, and another died on 5th and Trinity Street.
There were two patients taken from 8th and Red River Streets.
Sergeant Tracy Garish with Austin PD's Homicide Unit says they believe most of these overdoses are connected to the powerful drug fentanyl.
Based on preliminary information, we believe the drug fentanyl may be involved in a few of these incidents.
Fentanyl is a synthetic opiate, similar to heroin, but much more powerful.
APD expanded access to Narcan for all officers last year.
The drug can help quickly treat narcotic overdoses.
In just the last week, officers used Narcan at least three times while responding to overdose calls.
Sergeant Tracy Garrish says overdoses have consistently been increasing each year since 2019.
This year, we're already at 25 to 30 overdoses.
Last year, we had about 170 overdoses.
There you go.
It's all solved.
We got the Sacklers.
No one's hooked on anything.
This, by the way, was apparently some veterinarian medicine that has a fentanyl derivative in it.
Are we giving this to our pets now?
You got me.
You know, they're really expanding their markets when they're getting our dogs and cats hooked on this.
It's a fantastic time to be a podcast.
Well, your dog's got the shakes.
Yeah.
The final, you know, we have the great resignation, people not going to work.
Teachers is a very big problem.
Nothing quite like this border town.
Which is having a teacher problem, but they're solving that in a unique way.
The Coastal Bend school districts have struggled.
They have struggled with a teacher shortage because of the pandemic.
And now recruiting efforts are focusing on Mexico.
Local educators say the COVID-19 pandemic increased the demand for teachers.
First, it used to be just math science.
And now it's really even English teachers, special ed teachers, bilingual teachers.
Those are in high demand.
The Education Service Center Region 2 Board of Directors approved the VIT program in December of last year.
Some parents hoping this decision will benefit their children.
My kids are telling me that the teachers aren't showing up.
They're saying that they have a lot of substitutes.
They're saying that they hear the teachers talking that they're tired.
This mom telling us she expects the districts to bring qualified teachers into the classrooms.
They are required to have...
Know and understand English.
Speak it well.
Also be able to work the subject matter that they're going to be hired for.
If hired, these teachers from Mickey Gore are expected to begin their jobs for the upcoming school year and may stay for up to three years.
In Corpus Christi, Reina Rodriguez, Christix News.
How about that?
Can you speak English?
Teach my kid.
Good to go.
This does not vote well.
Yeah, no, believe it.
Hear me now, believe me later.
Despite all that, I'm still very optimistic.
Despite what you say.
Optimistic.
We just have to go through the deepness of the valley before we can start going up again.
And we will participate in whichever direction it goes because we deconstruct the media for you and the news.
Please join us again for our Thursday show and enjoy your meetups, anyone who's going out and doing one today or in the meantime.
And coming to you from the heart of the Texas Hill Country here in FEMA Region No.
6 in the morning, everybody, I'm Adam Curry.
And from northern Silicon Valley...
Where I remain.
I'm John C. DeBorak.
End of show mixes.
Let's see.
We have Amdusius.
We got Bill Walsh.
We got Professor JCJ. We got Phantomville.
Steph Jacobson.
And next on NoAgendaStream.com you will see a live show.
Our Big Dumb Mouth 981 UFOs Over Ireland.
Who can resist it?
We'll see you Thursday.
till then adios mofos and such I got ants Music I got ants.
I don't know if you had ants.
We had ant invasion.
I was thinking if you desiccated a big pile of ants and then ground them to a powder like a fine grind of black pepper, we were having dinner and yeah, I got an ant somehow in the meal and I ate it.
These things are peppery.
I got ants.
I got ants.
These ants, they don't need a lot.
And then you see, you find all the ones that are roaming around you.
Although I backed them off by doing the burning trick.
You just torch them.
And you leave them there.
The only ant, there are occasional moments where there's an ant that you do not torch, and that's an ant that's carrying one of the dead ants back.
I got ants.
Ants.
Ants?
Senator Harris says she's proud of her record as a prosecutor and that she'll be a prosecutor president, but I'm deeply concerned about this record.
That is simply not true.
She put over 1,500 people in jail for marijuana violations and laughed about it when she was asked if she ever smoked marijuana.
I am proud of the work they did.
Have you ever smoked?
And I inhaled.
I did inhale.
She blocked evidence.
She blocked evidence that would have freed an innocent man from death row until the courts forced her to do so.
This is simply not true.
She kept people in prison beyond their sentences to use them as cheap labor for the state of California.
I am proud of the work we did.
Have you ever smoked?
I have.
And I inhaled.
I did inhale.
so ukraine is a country russia is a bigger country russia is a powerful country Russia decided to invade militarily, unprovoked.
Basically, that's wrong.
We respect the sovereignty, the territorial integrity.
We as America are saying that's wrong.
And we will stand with Ukraine in saying that that is wrong.