This is your award-winning Gitmo Nation Media assassination episode 1430.
This is No Agenda.
Canceling Russia!
And broadcasting live from the heart of the Texas Hill Country here in FEMA Region No.
6 in the morning, everybody.
I'm Adam Curry.
And from northern Silicon Valley, where all the farmers want to build back butter, I'm John C. Dvorak.
It's Crackpot and Buzzkill in the morning.
Do I have to alert Jeff Smith that we need a new jingle?
The Build Back Butter.
What's with the Build Back Butter?
It's just something I've made up.
Oh, so they don't actually want a Build Back Butter.
It's fake news.
Yes, that's exactly right.
We don't have that many farmers either, to be honest about it.
You got me all excited.
Used to.
We used to.
Well, don't you have avocado farmers who got a little hit there?
No, not so much.
We used to have every sort of farmer in the Bay Area, especially Santa Clara Valley and also Livermore Valley and elsewhere, and they all have been saying, they decided houses are a better idea.
Hmm.
Yeah, track homes.
Tracked homes, yes.
Tracked homes.
What is a tracked home exactly?
I know what they look like, but why is it called a tracked home?
Because they're put together in one giant tract.
Oh.
Hmm.
Somebody buys up a bunch of property and then they build a bunch of homes.
They usually do it with about five different models of homes that look more like each other, but not quite.
And you go to the home, the models.
My parents used to do this.
So you'd go in and you'd look at this model and then you'd look at that model and then you'd look at the other one.
They're pretty much the same, except the kitchen's over to the left on one.
It's over to the right on the other.
One house would be three bedrooms, one would be four.
Right.
I know exactly what that looks like.
Boxes.
Boxes.
They have the floor plans.
And then you do a gate.
You do a gate and surround it.
And then you've got a community.
Well, if you put the gate around, it's a high-end community.
Most of them never put gates around, ever.
Tracks, yeah, big tracks.
So I traveled a bit Monday, Tuesday.
I went to Dallas Monday in the afternoon and then came back Wednesday.
I went to do the Glenn Beck show.
When did you do it?
On Tuesday.
On Tuesday.
I tried to listen to it, but...
Oh, no, no, no.
I thought it was on the live radio show.
No, he has a podcast video, which is also on the Blaze TV. And that's the one where he has the two white microphones hanging from the ceiling.
You've seen that, I'm sure.
Yes, of course.
What brand of mic is that?
I apologize.
I know.
It had his logo on it.
Whatever it was, it wasn't the original outside.
I think it was made white and it had his logo.
Everything there has...
Dude, this guy has problems we don't have.
He has the largest studio complex I've been in in decades.
I mean, it's huge buildings, John.
Huge.
With multiple studios and people running around.
I think there were 40 people who worked there.
Oh my God.
Yeah, that's what he said right off the bat.
You guys are smart.
You don't really want this.
I guess that Blaze TV is working really well with a million subscribers at $100 a year.
He has a million subscribers at $100 a year?
Yes, sir.
Exactly.
How about that?
I know.
That's good money.
By the way, I've got to say, I've never met him before.
I like him.
He's a really nice guy.
He seems like a nice guy.
Which is odd, because when I think the executive producer tweeted that I was there with him with some pictures from the set, and immediately I get all these hate tweets.
Well, why are you even talking to that guy?
He's horrible.
Hate tweets.
Yes, hate tweets.
That's a new thing.
That's not a new thing.
It is for me.
Hate tweets.
Because, and here's how it goes.
Glenn Beck single-handedly hijacked and subverted the Tea Party and threw Ron Paul under the bus.
There is elements of that.
But what happened?
I don't know anything about this story.
Well, the original Tea Party, of which we had a few members in the early days of this show, and they gave up on us, including some nights in New Mexico, was pretty much a grassroots organization run by, you know...
Oh, it was very grassroots, I remember.
And then it was co-opted by three or four different groups, including a bunch of Republicans up in...
In the Northeast.
And it was just pretty...
It was decimated because of this.
And Glenn Beck was seen as one of the people who kind of used it to, you know, get publicity for himself and his operation.
And he had been partly responsible for its...
Relative demise.
I mean, I think it's still in business as a drinking club.
It did kind of go away very quickly.
It did seem like overnight it was...
Well, they were naive.
They were not the political smarties of the left that have been trained by communists since the 1920s.
Who are professional Marxists who know what they're doing.
Professional Marxists like the BLM folk.
And so they were easily co-opted by shiny objects.
Well, I had a really good time, I have to say.
We did like an hour and a half and talked about, you know, look, big name check for you.
Plug the show.
That's all you need to know.
It's great.
That's all I care about.
But you'll like this part.
Next door, he has a similar size building, and it is his quote-unquote museum, which is not a museum that's open to the public.
I thought it was another smaller studio, like those restaurants have the smaller version of the restaurant.
No, this was outrageous.
He has a museum.
Now, I'm pretty sure this is a tax strategy.
I'm not quite...
I don't know how it works.
Hello?
It looks like it's...
You're bringing in $100 million in subscriptions for this...
And then you have to manage the hundred, oh my god, this guy.
This is why he said, you guys are doing, you're smarter than me.
Well, he's got to be smarter to manage a hundred million dollars worth of machinery, but okay.
And he has curators, he's really smart young kids, and John, he's got movie paraphernalia.
You know, like, oh, here's Christopher Reeve's Superman suit.
Oh, here's the original R2-D2. Oh, here's the second version of C-3PO. Oh, he's collected a bunch of that stuff.
But no, no wait.
And here is a piece of Abraham Lincoln's cuff from his jacket when he was assassinated in the theater, and it has the bloodstains on it.
And here's Abraham Lincoln's doorknob.
Go ahead, give it a turn.
And here's George Washington's compass.
And feel.
Rub this right here.
That's where I think George Washington was rubbing and it rubbed a lot of the metal.
It wore it down.
Here's what we believe is the first or second electric chair.
Here's one of the original French guillotines.
Here's Roosevelt's wheelchair.
I'm going that?
That?
Oh, here's Mary Todd Lincoln's dress when she buried Abraham Lincoln.
Okay.
Okay.
And here's original Nazi writings about this.
It was mind-boggling.
And I think we saw 1% of what he has.
So he's got enough cash flow That he can put together a museum of valuables.
Valuables, these are all collectibles.
Valuables, yes.
Collectibles.
They're like beanie babies.
That's an interesting way of doing business.
I mean, this is like a nightmare to me.
Because I'm a hoarder to begin with.
Several times I thought of you.
A hundred million dollar cash flow.
Several times I thought of you.
If only John had a hundred million dollars, he would do this.
Yeah.
I would, and that's what is frightening.
I'm glad.
I mean, I don't need the world's first electric chair.
I don't need ownership or something like that.
I'm like, can I sit in it?
Can I sit in it?
Can I sit in it, please?
Can I sit in it?
Anyway.
Oh yeah, and there's one other thing.
I now know what Leo Laporte wants.
He wants to be Glenn Beck.
The whole outfit.
He's got the glass office with all the paraphernalia.
He's got the one studio.
He's a huge studio with multiple sets.
It's outrageous.
Yeah, well, it sounds outrageous.
It sounds like he's putting a lot of money into it.
But how do the employees like it?
Because he's gone through so many women, for example.
Again, stuff I had no idea had happened.
I saw on Wikipedia that they fired like 40 people or something back in 2018, I think.
Something weird like that.
You know, I think he's probably...
I didn't meet him.
You did.
But I'm guessing he's one of those really nice guys that maybe has a temper.
Well, I didn't see that.
He glides through the place.
The employees seem to love him.
I had a nice chat.
I had a nice chat.
He had a temper.
They'd really love him, of course.
I had a really nice chat.
It'll be on the Blaze TV on Thursday, and then the podcast comes out publicly on Saturday.
Okay.
But by then, you know, everything I said could be irrelevant.
You know, maybe Ukraine is blown up.
You're talking about ESG. That's not going irrelevant.
No, it was a lot about ESG. Yes, for sure.
Yeah, that's not going to be irrelevant for the next five years.
You can keep putting that in the evergreen pot.
How about for the rest of our life?
That thing's a plague.
All right.
Before we talk about what I think is the obvious hit pick of the news rundown, which would be Russia, Russia, Russia, Ukraine, I found an old clip from our buddy, who unfortunately is no longer with us, Professor Stephen Cohen, who we used to turn to on the show whenever there was some Russian issue.
Anything you want to say about the good professor?
No, but if you're going to start with him, then I'm going to go to my bonus clips right away because this is the new Stephen Cohen as far as we can assume.
Okay, so Cohen died, gee, what is it, five years ago maybe?
No, it was that long ago.
At least three.
It's got to be more than that.
And we liked him a lot.
And he's married to a super lefty woman.
Yeah, she runs The Nation magazine.
She runs The Nation magazine.
Do you think she killed him, ultimately?
Because he had a very different narrative than The Nation.
NATO expansion is not over for the Russians.
It's a reality.
NATO is sitting on its borders.
It's not about future NATO expansion.
It's about current.
NATO expansion represents the following to Russia, and near this I will end.
It represents A profoundly broken promise to Russia, made by the first Bush, that in return for united Germany and NATO, NATO would not expand eastward.
This is beyond any dispute.
People say, well, they never signed a treaty.
But a deal is a deal.
The United States gives its word, unless we're shysters, and if you don't get it in writing, we'll cheat you.
We broke our word.
And when both Putin and Medvedev say publicly to Madeleine Albright and others, we, Russia, feel deceived and betrayed, that's what they're talking about.
So NATO represents, on the part of Russia, a lack of trust.
You break your words to us.
To what extent can we trust you?
Secondly, it represents military encirclement.
If you sit in the Kremlin and you look out at where NATO is and where they want to go, it's everywhere.
It's everywhere on Russia's borders.
There you go.
It's the genesis of what's going on here.
And of course, we've talked about this.
It was James Baker who made the deal, working for George H.W. Bush, and it was a handshake, and they thought that was good, but we pulled the nature of our government by switching hands so many times.
So we could say that what you say by yourself, with your control of the health, Because the State Department and the President and the elites are all saying, Putin wants to take over.
He wants to go back to the old days, the old Soviet Union.
That's why this is happening, in case you didn't know.
But really, they want to expand NATO. So they're accusing him of what they really want.
Yeah.
Exactly right.
I love those Dutch phrases.
He died in 2020.
It seems like it was much longer.
2020.
Yeah, I thought it was pretty recent.
It was during the Trump era when he got blacklisted like a lot of these other people.
Yeah, I think I was confused with Krauthammer.
Krauthammer.
I like that guy.
He died a while ago.
Nah, he was kind of a...
He was a neocon.
I didn't like him at all.
So...
Dance on the dead's grave, man.
Gee.
People should look up Douglas McGregor, retired colonel.
I've seen him on Fox all the time.
He shows up on Tucker quite a bit.
He comes on Fox.
Well, what he has to say about this, they're kind of pushing him off.
Because I don't think he's going to get back on Fox in the mainstream for a while.
Uh-oh.
Did he go against the military-industrial complex?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, no.
Oh, Doug.
Oh, Doug.
And so, Douglas McGregor, people should read his wiki page.
Everyone should...
Read his wiki page and you're going to read a hair-raising story.
Now, this guy who came out of VMI and ended up getting a PhD as an army guy, a PhD in international studies, looks like a...
At first I thought, well, maybe CIA, but no, no, military intelligence of some sort.
He runs in Reston, Virginia, he runs a consulting firm.
Quotes, consulting firm.
That is pretty much like, if you saw the show Rubicon, it was one of those operations.
Yeah.
Can we hire him if we need some intel?
We probably could, but I don't think we can afford it.
We're no Glenn Beck man.
So he comes on of all shows, the once a week show, the Trey Gowdy show.
Oh, that guy I find incredibly annoying.
Trey Gowdy.
Trey Gowdy is a saber rattler.
He brings all these people on to talk about we should maybe, we should seriously think about bombing him, bombing Russia.
Mm-hmm.
And so he has a bunch of these people on.
So somehow, somebody with a sense of humor at Fox decided to slide Doug McGregor, who seems to be, by the way, also a military genius.
If you read his wiki page, again, I recommend it.
Because it's a good read.
He comes on and he kind of tells it like it is to the extent that Trey Gowdy is normally...
The only time he interjects, he interjects wrong because he misunderstands something.
I don't know what he's thinking.
We actually have a short clip of Trey Gowdy here.
Bomb them, bomb them, and bomb them again.
You ran it through a voice changer.
Yes, exactly.
That was Trey.
So he comes in like gangbusters and just tells it like it is.
I got two different, part one and part two.
And Gowdy is flat-footed, doesn't know what to say, and he's glad to get him off the showcase.
He gets him off, he rousts him.
This is a classic.
Here is Colonel Doug McGregor, a former senior advisor to the Secretary of Defense.
Thank you for joining us.
Why do you think Putin is doing this?
What is his end game?
Well, Vladimir Putin is carrying through on something that he's been warning us about at least for the last 15 years, which is that he will not tolerate U.S. forces or their missiles on his borders, much as we would not tolerate Russian troops and missiles in Cuba.
And we ignored him and he finally acted.
He was not going to allow Ukraine under any circumstances to join NATO. What's happened now is that the battle in eastern Ukraine is really almost over.
All the Ukrainian troops there have been largely surrounded and cut off.
You have a concentration down in the southeast of 30,000 to 40,000 of them.
And if they don't surrender within the next 24 hours, I suspect that the Russians will ultimately annihilate them.
I think that Vladimir Putin will do that for Western Ukraine.
That is the Ukraine beyond the upper river.
But behind it in the east, where he is now, I'm not sure what he has planned there.
Whether he forms another republic, annexes it into Russia, because historically it has been Russian.
But the territory west of Ukraine is not.
He knows that, and he's happy to live with that as a neutral state.
I am not a military expert.
I'm not even an expert on geography.
But if he takes Ukraine and Ukraine abuts Poland, then he's going to have a NATO country abutting him.
So if that's what he doesn't want, then isn't he going to just have to keep going until he runs out of NATO countries?
I guess I should say it again.
He has no interest in crossing the Dampere and heading west to the Polish border.
I think you're going to find from these negotiations he's quite willing to neutralize that territory on the Austrian or the Finnish model.
Right now, Russia already touches Estonia and part of Latvia.
White Russia, of course, touches Lithuania.
He's not interested in going to war with us, and he has an army that's too small for that purpose.
Oh, what?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No.
Do you have them getting kicked off when they hauled them off?
Well, they don't haul him off.
He got the hook?
Right.
If you heard the whole thing, the Dnieper River, the one he's talking about, which cuts the country in half, Gowdy was paying no attention.
He was so befuddled that he says, no, he doesn't want Western Ukraine.
Hello, dummy.
What he was expecting was, Putin bad, Putin bad, oh, human tragedy, oh, it's horrible, oh, my goodness.
So he tries to get this guy back on track.
Oh!
His way of thinking.
Of course, he's not going to budge.
No.
And so here we go with the real kicker that just, like, this is not getting out past...
He might be able to sneak on the Tucker show with this, maybe, because Tucker seems to be pretty into the way this guy thinks.
But Gowdy was not having it.
It's pathetic.
I got clip after clip of the Republicans being the worst.
You're befuddled, John.
You can't even speak.
You can't even speak right now.
Except for Trump, who's the only anti-war Republican they've seen in this party for 50 years.
These guys are horrible.
But let's play the rest of this.
Let's play Doug McGregor out.
So this is not something that he's looking for.
We're imputing to him things that he does not want to do in our usual effort to demonize him and his country.
We need to remember that Ukraine is fourth from the bottom of 158 countries in the world as corrupt.
Russia is perhaps three or four places above them.
This is not the liberal democracy, the shining example that everyone says it is.
Oh no!
Mr.
Zelensky is jailed journalists and his political opposition.
I think we need to stay out of it.
The American people think we should stay out of it.
The Europeans think we should stay out of it.
And we should stop shipping weapons and encouraging Ukrainians to die in what is a hopeless endeavor.
So when you say stay out of it, you mean no sanctions, no military aid, just let Russia take the portion of Ukraine they want to take?
Yes, absolutely.
I see no reason why we should fight with the Russians over something that they have been talking about for years.
We simply chose to ignore it.
And more important, the population there is indistinguishable from their own.
You know, the thing that's so disturbing is that on the one hand, we will not send our forces to fight, but we are urging Ukrainians to die pointlessly in a fight they can't win.
We're going to create a far worse humanitarian disaster than anything you've seen thus far if it doesn't stop.
Thank you for joining us.
No, he won't even get on Tucker.
No way.
Everything about that was not the narrative.
And I love that he said we need to stop shipping weapons because...
His point is solid.
He says we're just shipping weapons for them so they can kill each other.
This morning, more American-made weaponry is arriving on the battlefields of Ukraine.
A source says the U.S. has now delivered hundreds of Stinger anti-aircraft missiles to Ukrainian forces as the Russian invasion escalates.
In the capital, Kyiv, a night of heavy bombardment.
Into Poland.
As I'm talking to you, you can hear what's happening in the city.
ABC's Ian Pannell was on the air when an explosion lit up the sky.
There was a large flash over in the distance.
It's an incredibly foggy night.
You can only see probably about 50 to 100 yards.
Many others are now hunkered in their basements tonight, listening to that sound.
And frankly, it's terrifying.
Please note, once again, this is ABC with a British voice reporting.
Videos posted on social media show a missile destroying this brewery.
And this massive explosion was seen at a Ukrainian air base near Kharkiv.
An ammunition depot apparently hit.
Now, Russia has reportedly taken the key port city of Kherson, the first big city in Ukraine to fall into enemy hands.
New satellite images reveal some of the destruction.
And what happened to Chernobyl?
Didn't Chernobyl fall?
Or that's not considered a big city, I guess.
No, that's the one, if you remember from last show, we had the clip from RT where the Russians took Chernobyl and then brought in the Ukrainians to jointly hold it so it doesn't get bombed.
Messed, yeah.
Now, Russia has reportedly taken the key port city of Khursan, the first big city in Ukraine to fall into enemy hands.
New satellite images reveal some of the destruction.
Impact craters surrounding this village near the Ukraine-Russia border and several homes are on fire.
Ukrainian officials now claim more than 2,000 civilians have been killed, the UN confirming about 530 casualties so far.
The international court says it has, quote, reasonable basis to believe that war crimes are being committed.
I want to make it clear that when we're analyzing this stuff, We're deconstructing the narrative, the mainstream media, media in general.
So what is useless is hate-tweeting about, you heartless asshole, you don't care about my mother's sister.
It's like, I got it.
There's lots of humanitarian suffering going on.
We also bombed Somalia yesterday, or two days ago.
Yeah, there's some Somalia bombing going on that's not covered at all.
No, of course not.
And I think that also creates human suffering.
So, I'm going to do one more short version of the suffering that is taking place.
This is also from ABC. Good Thursday morning, everyone.
We begin with major developments from the war in Ukraine.
More American weapons are now arriving.
The Russian military appears to be stepping up its assault on several cities, taking control of a key port city while targeting more civilians.
It comes amid disturbing reports from Moscow that even young children protesting the war are now being arrested, held behind bars as the Kremlin cracks down on dissent.
Our James Longman in Moscow reports that protesters face up to eight years in prison and children could face up to three years behind bars.
Meanwhile, we heard again overnight from Ukraine's president insisting Russians will not have one quiet moment as they advance on the Capitol.
I love bringing in the kids.
Putin's throwing kids in jail, everybody.
So these weapons, as I think you and I agree, is a very bad idea.
You brought up on the last show the topic of this very video shot by an American vlogger in Kiev, and he calls it right away.
What's going on with these weapons that were handed out?
So it's about 9 a.m.
on Monday, February 28th, 2022.
As you can see, that's the VIP club of the Premier Palace Hotel.
I'm walking down to Krishatik and I'm going to the supermarket.
To get some food, they've announced that it's okay to go to supermarkets and pharmacies.
The problem that we're having is that because of the weapons that the Zelensky regime handed out willy-nilly in the last few days, a lot of criminals have these military-grade weapons, quite frankly.
And so there's been robberies, there's been looting, there's been rapes, there's been all kinds of havoc because of these criminals.
And it's known for a fact that a lot of the shooting that went on last night in Kyiv had nothing to do with the Russians.
The Russians were 10 kilometers or more away from these shootings.
So it was clearly probably gang related, gang settling scores and shooting one another.
That's something that the Western media is not talking about, of how the Zelensky regime, by handing out weapons, has basically given weapons to all the criminal elements in the city.
And the criminal elements in the city are, first of all, figuring out their dominance hierarchy and this anarchy that the government has created.
And soon enough, once that's settled, they'll start targeting the civilians.
Yay!
And you called it, man.
It was a friend of my son's who's lived in Ukraine and is still contacts there, and he told us that a week ago.
I mean, this is not news to us, this story.
I was delighted with the resurrection of the term willy-nilly.
I thought that was quite nice to hear.
Willy-nilly, I like it.
We have not heard of willy-nilly in a while.
Willy-nilly.
Maybe it's a show title.
I need to know the etymology of willy-nilly.
Where did that come from?
So Fox, as we know, is all in on the war portion, and they interviewed the iconic woman, the mom, I would say Ukrainian mama bear, who is standing there with what looks like an AK-47 in her window, ready to defend her country against evil Putin.
I'm not saying that she's sincere or not.
She looks very sincere.
But what she said raises questions.
For the rest of us that aren't Ukrainians, I think the world, quite frankly, Kira, is surprised by the will of the Ukrainian people to stand up and fight.
Are you?
Well, I'm not surprised.
We have been fighting Putin for the last eight years, and we had three revolutions in our country when we did not agree with what was going on with the direction of where we're moving in.
But right now, it's a critical time because we know that we not only fight for Ukraine, we fight for this new world order, for the democratic countries.
We knew that we are the shield for Europe.
We fight for this new world order of the democratic countries.
We are the shield for the Europe.
So who are they really fighting for?
And where does she get...
Well, more importantly, where does she...
And she speaks English.
Yes.
But where does she get that dialogue?
What do you mean, the dialogue?
Where does she get the thought...
Where does some...
Some babushka in the middle of nowhere, Ukraine, standing there with an AK-47 or whatever.
Just so you know, she was a hot babushka.
She was well cast.
She got it from the producer, from the script.
What are you talking about?
Hello.
Clearly.
Nobody's going to, she's not going to, New World Order is, are they, are the people in Ukraine thinking New World Order and they all want to be part of the one world government?
Is that what, is that what we're going to, is that the message that they're supposed to be conveying?
That's the message from Fox.
Yeah, it's, you know, what I love about this situation.
Fox is bad.
What I love about the situation, everybody's lying.
Everybody is lying.
We have no clear idea of any of these facts.
It's like the fog of war has just been sprayed with internet goo.
There's no way to know what's true.
So all we can do is deconstruct what they're saying.
And these are all 30 seconds or shorter.
There's four.
It's kind of a rule that we don't do this on the show, but I do have some Mitt Romney clips.
Oh!
Ha ha!
Ha ha!
Ladies and gentlemen, what you just heard there, that was sincere.
That is not an act.
He was on the CBS Evening News.
Let's find out what the CIA broadcast systems had for us.
Is there anything that the U.S. can do to stop Vladimir Putin?
Well, Vladimir Putin has put himself on a course where the people who will stop him are the people of Ukraine.
We want to help them with additional armament, with food and supplies.
That is getting through at this stage.
But the people of the world have also come together and insisted that their governments continue to increase the sanctions on Russia.
And that will continue.
Okay.
Now, of course, we need to talk about the nuclear stuff.
Are you concerned about a scenario where this could escalate to a nuclear attack?
Well, people are always concerned, and I'm among them, for what kinds of things Vladimir Putin might do, whether he might use tactical nuclear weapons at some point if he were in a corner with his conventional weaponry.
I think it's extremely unlikely that he would move in that direction in the current conflict.
But I think we always have to recognize...
Vladimir Putin has well over a thousand nuclear weapons aimed at the United States of America.
And so to consider him somehow a friend or someone we can do business with ignores the fact that he is an enemy.
Yeah, this is great.
They're canceling Russia so hard, it's fantastic.
And there's this...
They didn't quite get to it in this next clip, but there was kind of a semi-trending meme out there that Putin has a terminal brain tumor, and he's decided...
By the way, I've gotten into conversations...
With lip charts?
Yes, go ahead.
Messaging and elsewhere.
And the idea, it goes like this.
Putin's smart.
He's a really smart guy.
But...
And everything he does is strategic.
And he's good.
And he's like a chess player.
You know, the old chess.
We play checkers.
But...
It seems as if he's gone nuts.
Yes.
And it's obvious that he's got a tumor.
And people are talking about he's got a tumor.
It's a serious thing, right?
People are taking this seriously out there.
Everybody.
Oh.
Or is that only in the Berkeley area?
No, no, I'm talking about international.
This is not a political phenomenon.
In Berkeley, we're still worried about masks.
So, Nora, slides the question in, but Mitt doesn't really take it all the way home, but at least it's taken kind of, you know, the mental issue is taken, is presented.
And what about Vladimir Putin's mental state?
He looks increasingly isolated.
I actually think Romney wasn't read in on this thing.
He could have run with it easily.
What do you know?
I don't think that anybody can really assess what's going on in the mind of Vladimir Putin right now.
The huge table with him sitting at one end is like Dr. Strangelove.
He is not listening, apparently, to people who have contrary points of view.
I don't know that that's something which suggests a mental imbalance or whether it's just a recognition that this is a dictator, that he's intent on conquest.
Conquest, that's right.
The other thing, okay, part of the same meme is that he's not listening to anybody, and this comes up a lot.
His generals are scared of him.
Yeah, that's a good one.
Yeah.
My goodness.
I'm glad we got rid of that stupid Smith-Mundt act.
It would be so boring if they couldn't do all this.
This is great.
All right, last one.
And this is kind of jump of the gun a little bit ahead of talking about sanctions, but I'll just throw it in here.
Ukrainians have been pleading for a no-fly zone.
Is that something you would support?
I would love there to be a humanitarian corridor, a no-fly zone, if you will, that could be negotiated that would allow women and children from Ukraine to be able to escape if they want to do so.
It would hopefully be something done by the United Nations or by NATO or even by us.
But we don't want to find ourselves in a position where we're in direct conflict with Russians.
The consequence of that could be too severe.
You know that Romney's, was it Romney's kid or his nephew, had business with Hunter Biden in Ukraine?
Yes, one of the Romneys is involved.
Yeah, maybe it was his kid.
Yeah, I think it was his kid.
So he's got to tread lightly.
So we've had CBS, ABC. CNN got a very different briefing.
CNN chief international anchor Christiane Amanpour joining us now.
Oh yeah, and of course you bring in the international CNN. That's how you know that this is coming straight from the elite messaging system of Days of Lore.
Christiane, you spoke with Ukraine's foreign minister yesterday.
What did he tell you?
Where is he at in this moment?
Well, look, you know, reached him in his, I mean, we described it as a bunker, an undisclosed location, but nonetheless in Ukraine, to talk to him about how he saw this.
Hey, hold on.
Yes, go ahead.
Mark Levin, the great one, he broadcasts from a bunker in an undisclosed location.
This is exactly the way he starts his radio show off.
From a bunker in an undisclosed location.
So now they're taking that little ditty and they gave it to this idiot to just...
Well, what's even funnier about it is you see the shot, and it's a shot of him, and it's cropped really tight on his head, and you see kind of a gray wall behind him, and it has very much of a bunker feel to it.
I look at the Guardian this morning.
There's the same background, but he's got a desk, a chair, a flag next to him and everything.
It looked nothing like a bunker, so that was complete manipulation of the image.
Complete.
And why do I sound surprised?
Well, look, you know, reached him in his, I mean, we describe it as a bunker, an undisclosed location, but nonetheless in Ukraine, to talk to him about how he saw this playing out.
How do you know?
As the increased targeting of civilians was taking place.
And what he said was actually very interesting because he said he had spoken to the Chinese foreign minister, his counterpart.
And that's really important because the Chinese, you remember the famous pictures at the beginning of the Olympics when Presidents Xi and Putin basically declared a no-holds-barred, anything-goes friendship.
Well, now the Chinese have actually switched since this invasion and since the targeting of civilians and have even mentioned civilians and their worry about civilians and have called on, you know, that's a big concern, and they have offered to help in any kind of de-escalation.
This is what the Ukrainian Foreign Minister Kuleba told me.
He assured me that China is not interested in this war.
Thank you very much.
Thank you very much.
So again, very important because China obviously has a huge leverage and a huge intricate relationship with Putin himself.
So does India.
And also William Cohen, the former U.S. defense secretary, said Israel could play an important role.
In this as well.
So in other words, get the countries who still might have some kind of in or influence with Putin to do something about it.
And Kuleba is also, again, calling on the UN to strip Russia of its UN Security Council seat, saying that it just inherited the old USSR seat and nobody voted for it.
And that was in 91-92.
Okay.
Your first impression.
Well, this is another little aspect.
I don't have clips on this either.
But another little aspect of all this is somehow getting Russia kicked out of the UN. Yep.
And maybe having the UN take over.
Which makes it like, wait a minute.
I mean, this is really a new world, or this is a scam at this point.
Because the United Nations is supposed to be all the nations, and Russia's always been on the Security Council.
Yeah, okay, it's been the Soviets, the SSR, because that's the way they couch it, but it's always Russia.
And so now they're trying to kick them off because they're voting against the way we want it.
I mean, it's ridiculous.
So I have some clips.
Okay, I was just going to do two more quickies on the propaganda.
Cool.
The first one is a Ukrainian journalist who confronted Prime Minister Boris Johnson in the UK. Of course, the UK started all this off with their reporting, which was picked up immediately by the news sources in America.
And this, what is her name here?
Daria Kalenuk.
She is, in fact, a World Economic Forum Young Global Leader.
Okay.
So you need to know that as she confronts the Prime Minister and is basically...
I mean, it seems like she's an agent provocateur because she's not an accredited journalist.
And how she got in the room, they're not quite sure, but here she was.
Because you are afraid.
Because NATO is not willing to defend.
Because NATO is afraid of the World War III, but it is already starting.
And it's the Ukrainian children who are there taking the heat.
You're talking about more sanctions, Prime Minister, but Romana Pramovich is not sanctioned.
He's in London.
Can you understand any of this?
No, I can't hear a word she says.
Okay, that's what I was afraid of.
Now, what she's saying is, Putin's kids live in the Netherlands.
Abramovich lives here in London.
All these oligarchs are all here.
NATO needs to step in.
This is not enough.
How can you let them reside here?
So she was pumping up the, let's go after the oligarchs, which we'll have to talk about.
The other clip, which you will be able to hear, was just so beautiful, because now we need to explain to the American people what we're doing.
And, you know, you may not be watching CBS, the morning show, or the evening news, or ABC, or even CNN, but you may be listening, if you live in one of the cities in America, you may be listening to the Morning Hustle radio show, Syndicated, It's along the lines of kind of what Charlemagne the God is doing, urban radio, and let's listen to the Vice President explain what's happening.
Break it down in layman's terms for people who don't understand what's going on and how can this directly affect the people of the United States.
So, Ukraine is a country in Europe.
It exists next to another country called Russia.
Russia is a bigger country.
Russia is a powerful country.
Russia decided to invade a smaller country called Ukraine.
So, basically, that's wrong.
And it goes against everything that we stand for.
There are terms that we use.
We say, we respect the sovereignty, the territorial integrity of countries, right?
Their independence.
Russia has gone into Ukraine militarily, unprovoked, with no justification other than to exercise its power to take over another country.
So essentially that's what's at stake.
And we as America are saying that's wrong and we will stand with Ukraine in saying that that is wrong.
That's essentially where we are.
That's the issue.
And when it comes to what we know to be principles of fairness, we know that what Russia is doing is wrong.
When it comes to what needs to happen then, well, there needs to be severe consequence and accountability.
And that's why you'll hear on the news that we talk about sanctions.
Which is basically having Russia pay a financial cost to the point that we can have a real impact, put a real hurt on their economy as a consequence for their bad behavior, which is resulting in the loss of innocent lives.
And that's where we are.
That's what the issue is, essentially.
There you go.
I'm sorry you played that clip, because I had that in a context that was different.
Now, I feel like I blew something here.
Yeah, well, you kind of blew it a bit I was going to do.
But two things you did.
One, you played the whole clip.
The beginning of that clip where she says Russia's a country and blah, blah, blah, and they cut it off.
That was the tweet storm about that.
And that went everywhere.
And there was, on the right wing, everybody was going all over it.
And so Media Matters comes on and condemns Kamala didn't say that it was taken out of context.
And so they posted on their site the whole clip, which is what I clipped.
You played the Media Matters posting of the entire clip that proves she's not an idiot.
She's very condescending.
Well, besides, she's an idiot.
Which brings me to a bunch of Kamala clips that I was hoping I was going to put together as a package.
Okay.
Because, and I'll go to those, but I got to get back to the Ukraine stuff, but this Kamala thing and the Ukraine thing is two different things, and this is a crossover clip.
But the point is that what you played was the proof that Kamala's not an idiot, when in fact it proves she was an idiot.
And Media Matters posts this with it in mind that no one, like, because I notice this, because I keep track of clicks on everything I do.
It's just, they say, here's what she really said, and they have the click there, nobody's going to click on it.
And so the proof is solid.
So we were going over some of the...
Some of the stuff that Kamala has been saying.
And there's a picture in the newsletter.
And I would refer to that.
I would hope people would open up the last newsletter and look at that picture of Kamala.
Because she keeps saying this stupid stuff.
And she's laughing all the time.
And so Mimi finally came up with the thesis for her.
She is wasted.
She is on pot.
Yeah.
Oh, really?
The time.
Huh.
You can see it in her face.
You can see in that picture that's in the newsletter.
You look at that picture and think of somebody stoned on pot.
Probably a lot of edibles.
Which you can overdo those easy.
This is good.
And you look at the pictures of her with all this silliness she does and the stupid laugh that she has, that cackle, that cackle, that laugh is a stoner's laugh.
Not everybody has it.
You like to smoke dope.
I do.
But you vape.
But you've been doing it forever, I guess.
And it's also a form of self-medication, which she needs because she's in over her head.
That's why I do it.
So she's self-medicating on pot, but she's one of those people, and anyone who's been around pot smokers or smoked it themselves knows that there are a lot of people that can't keep a straight face and they start laughing.
Yeah, if you get the giggles, sure.
You get the giggles and you sound like a moron.
And to continue this thesis, and this is my thesis for the rest of the year, that Kamala is on pot and she needs to go to rehab.
Pot rehab!
Now this I've not heard of.
The problem is there's not really a good pot rehab, but...
Let's listen to a couple of clips that I have of her to prove this point.
You're getting the giggles.
I am.
I'm getting the giggles right now, but there's reasons for that.
Okay, what are we going to play?
Okay, let's start with just an interesting offhanded thing she said on The Breakfast Club.
Okay.
So if it was legalized...
Sorry, I'm sorry.
So if it was legalized all throughout the country and medicinal, would you, you know, do it?
Listen, I think that it gives a lot of people joy and we need more joy.
Yeah, she's high there.
Yeah, yeah.
But she went to the breakfast club, probably smoked a juvie before the show.
No, I took an edible.
I think the edibles are more likely.
If we go with this thesis, I'm halfway there.
I mean, she...
Okay.
More proof, please.
And I'll stick with the edibles because, you know, but she's stoned.
Kamala, this is a long time ago, this is called a long time ago, about the same breakfast club.
They ask her, did she ever smoke?
And she said a long time ago, which means she doesn't smoke.
Now she uses edibles.
You ever smoked?
I have.
Okay.
And I inhaled.
I did inhale.
It was a long time ago.
Yeah, she did say, and I inhale.
I did inhale.
So she kind of flubbed it there if it was a long time ago.
Possibly.
Yeah, true.
Yeah, maybe.
And then this is just a clip of her talking about school and school reopening and the rest of it.
One of the interview shows.
And this is one of my favorite examples of her...
You know, you can laugh about different things, and I can almost understand a few of them when she comes back and says, you know, or makes a snide comment and laughs and laughs and laughs.
But in this context, in this particular clip, and I could play a lot of these, I only wanted to put three out there for people to consider and start looking at her face And looking at the newsletter picture.
Yeah.
And start to consider the fact that she's wasted.
She is stoned on pot all day.
And listen to this clip.
Biggest dilemmas for any of us as a parent is what to do about our kids in school.
K through 12, college, all of that.
And we all want them to go back to school.
right well you know there was we did have an alternate theory to this which is that she had bopa or There's some laughing sickness that you can get medication for, which is a side effect of SSRIs.
Yeah, I remember that.
What was that called?
I like the pot much better.
Pseudo bull bar.
PBA. That's what it is.
Random outbursts of laughing or crying.
These are all in context of something that if you were a stoner, you would think is funny.
So it's not like it's just out of the blue.
I think this pseudo-bullbar effect is funny as a stoner.
That's what I'm like.
How can I get some of this?
Well, imagine the consequences of having both.
But she is in a job that she's in over her head.
She knows it.
She is self-medicating.
Yeah.
On pot.
It makes her feel good.
And she's got a dumb smile on her face a lot of the time.
She started looking at pictures of her thinking that she's stoned.
She is stoned.
And I will give Mimi credit for bringing this up because as soon as she said it, and it was based on this stupid comment about Russia as a country, as soon as Mimi said it, I said, oh my God, yes.
Yeah.
And because of some of the pictures I had lined up to put in the newsletter, there's this one in particular that I posted.
I didn't say it in the newsletter, but I put it in there for a reason.
Take a look at this picture.
This is a picture of a woman who is wasted.
We got your point.
We'll keep our eye on her.
I'm sorry.
I'm pounding at home.
I'm pounding at home.
You are.
Hard.
Now, let's get back to the Ukraine.
Ukraine, yes.
Ukraine.
The Ukraine.
The Ukraine.
Okay.
With the weapon smuggling and the human trafficking.
Let's go to RT and hear their report.
This is the EU report on Ukraine 1.
You actually were able to get to...
I had problems getting through to RT. I had to keep refreshing to get the page to work.
Yeah?
Go through Argentina.
Ah, okay.
VPN. Meanwhile, the EU has been preparing a fourth set of sanctions against Moscow over the Ukraine crisis as announced by Austria's foreign minister.
That's as some European leaders, including French President Emmanuel Macron, have admitted the already imposed restrictions on Russia would inevitably backfire on the bloc.
For more on this, we can cross live to RT's Charlotte Dubinsky, who is in Paris for us.
Charlotte, what exactly did Macron say, and what impact is Europe preparing for amid its increased sanctions against Russia?
Well, President Macron was warning about difficult days ahead.
He said that Europe would be impacted by the results of these sanctions.
This was an address to the nation on Wednesday evening.
And what President Macron did is he said that the war in Ukraine is blaming...
He put the blame solely on President Putin, saying that the pretexts for this war, for this invasion, were false.
Now, he saluted the efforts Let's have a listen to what President Macron had to say.
Many economic sectors are suffering and will suffer, either because they depend on imports of raw materials from Russia and Ukraine or because they export to these countries.
Our growth, which is currently at its peak, will inevitably be affected.
The increase in the price of oil, gas and raw materials has and will have an impact on our purchasing power.
I have asked the Prime Minister to draw up an economic and social resilience plan in the coming days to address all these difficulties.
Who's leading the sanctions?
It's the EU. America's not...
We're just like...
Whatever they say, we'll do it.
Remember, we are fighting on behalf of the New World Order.
Our Ukrainian, Mama Bear said.
So the...
So they're all...
I mean, the Europeans are going to really eat shit.
Yeah.
Well, actually, they're going to have to because there's no wheat.
I have farmers in the U.S. telling me We've got to start planting, and I need a lot of fertilizer if I want to have the same output.
Well, that's China.
They control a lot of that.
Right.
Well, Russia's getting the blame.
It doesn't matter.
The end result is the same.
Okay, it's part two of this is the same.
President Macron also addressed the refugee crisis at the moment, saying that France was ready to open its arms, its hands, to those who are fleeing the war in the country at the moment.
Just to give you a sense of the scale of that, at least here in Europe, the UN says around one million refugees have had to flee Ukraine.
It's described this as being an exodus and it has called for the guns to be put down, for the war to stop, if only for humanitarian assistance to be able to get into the country to help millions and millions of others.
Meanwhile, companies here in the EU are offering free flights and free trains to those from Ukraine who have had to flee their country in order to help them get to destinations elsewhere in Europe.
We have also heard over the last few days of other European politicians also warning about how those sanctions against Russia will come to bite here in Europe too.
And as airlines are facing restrictions with them not being able to fly into Russia, and Russia having banned some airlines from the EU coming back into the EU, this is this tit-for-tat over who can fly in which airspace.
Some airlines say that they are already feeling the pinch of this.
Do you feel like you've seen evidence of a million refugees?
I'm not downing it, actually, but is there enough?
Yeah.
This is the disgusting part about what's happening.
Europe is so tired of refugees.
Now to have a million flow in without men, from what I understand, means that they will immediately have to go on all kinds of assistance.
It's a massive undertaking.
You're right.
Europe is going to eat shit.
Women and children.
Yeah.
They're going to eat shit.
You're right.
They're completely hosed on this.
They are totally hosed and they're falling into it.
And it's all because of the New World Order.
This could have been resolved...
With one document.
Hey, we won't do this.
Here's a doc.
It could have been resolved years ago when Russia was concerned...
It would have been a result if we hadn't lied to Russia in the first place during the George H.W. Bush administration.
If we hadn't lied to Russia about NATO and done a phony deal that was a handshake deal that we never wrote down, if we hadn't have done that, none of this would happen.
It's basically George H.W. Bush's fault.
Although he may have been well-meaning, it was the guys who came after him that reneged on the deal.
And then they all treated it as a crime state.
And a lot of politicians, elites, the Biden family enriched themselves.
The Kerry family.
We can't look past that.
We can't look past that.
You know the top donors to the Clinton Foundation?
Ukraine.
Like by a long shot.
Ukraine.
They were really concerned with the world over there in Ukraine.
I hate to say it because, of course, there's people living there.
There's real humanitarian disaster.
Yeah.
But, you know, unexpected?
No.
And everyone's falling for it.
Oh, man, they're doing big fundraising telethons in Europe.
Oh, you know.
Well, here we go with...
And people need it, of course, because a million people will need taken care of.
Yes, go ahead.
This eclipsed a title, Are Ukraine?
And this is the one, this is the House resolution.
We have a Ukrainian woman who is a member of the House of Representatives.
Yes, yes.
And she, yes.
Yes.
All dressed up.
We'll get there.
We'll get there.
Costumed.
We'll get there.
Not just costume, John.
Lit.
Lit.
There was lighting.
There was yellow lighting to accentuate the Ukrainian colors.
It was really crazy.
So here we go with this woman comes on.
But the intro is kind of interesting, too, because it makes a point that I had to do a little research on something that was said.
The House of Representatives has overwhelmingly approved a non-binding resolution expressing solidarity with the Ukraine.
NPR's Deirdre Walsh reports on the show of support for an ally under attack.
Ukrainian-born Indiana Republican congresswoman Victoria Sparks spoke emotionally on the House floor about how inspired Americans were by those fighting back against the Russian invasion.
And they see your struggles and praying with you and standing with you.
And this resolution from with the people, from this United States Congress, is it evidence...
The resolution demands an immediate ceasefire and full withdrawal of Russian forces from Ukraine.
The measure backs economic sanctions against Russia and reaffirms Ukraine's sovereignty.
It also puts members on record, saying the House of Representatives would never recognize any government Russian President Vladimir Putin attempted to install.
I've never understood these resolutions.
Who gives a crap?
It doesn't do anything, does it?
Nothing.
PR moment.
No, it doesn't do anything, but it's a resolution.
We resolve.
Yeah, it's a PR moment.
It's a grandstanding.
Yeah, grandstanding.
In the highest levels.
Yeah.
Okay.
Smash that like button.
So, uh, smash it.
So, uh...
We gotta get the rap down.
Hit subscribe, smash that like button, ring the bell, ding ding.
So, uh, this is an NPR report, and they say, they make the comment at the beginning, an ally under attack...
So I had to say, wait, what ally?
When has the Ukraine been an ally?
The ally of Joe Biden and Hunter Biden is a big ally of theirs.
Besides that, besides the corruption.
So I looked it up.
They were actually, I said, what did they ever do?
Were they involved in anything?
That we were involved in during World War II. Who was our ally in World War II? Russia.
Russia, who really pretty much defeated the German Nazis.
Russia.
Who was the ally of the German Nazis in World War II? Ukraine.
Yes, they're still there.
So, I said, they're not an ally.
I looked it up.
It turns out I was wrong.
Uh-oh.
They were allies with us in Afghanistan.
Yeah, because they hate Russia.
Because they hate Russia?
Just to be there?
Stomp on old Russian territory?
The recent Afghanistan.
Yes, I understand.
They had 11 people there.
Yeah.
And they increased it over the years to 29 people total.
And they were so important to us, I guess, that I'm reading this from one of these military journals, Global.
This is after the thing's over.
Ukrainian soldiers abandoned U.S. base.
Way to go, guys.
We left them behind.
Wow, we are dicks.
So, I mean, what kind of allies are these?
And they were over there.
Earlier, the TV Channel 24 reported that there are 12 Ukrainian servicemen at a military base in Afghanistan, citing relatives of the military.
We probably forgot them, honestly.
We just forgot them.
We didn't leave them there.
It's like, what are those dudes?
Where are they from again?
I don't know.
I'm still having trouble saying, ordering Chicken Kiev.
I mean, I'm very confused about the whole situation.
What is the recipe?
You know, I was going to look up the recipe for that.
Chicken Kiev?
Chicken Kiev?
Isn't it bread with bread and breadcrumbs and stuff?
Oh, how creative.
It's Ukraine!
Let's see.
Go ahead, continue.
I'll look it up.
This is a...
This creation of our great ally and friend, Ukraine, is really annoying.
And we've been getting some notes.
We have Ukrainian listeners.
Yes, we do.
One guy sent me a nasty note.
I got several nasty notes, yeah.
Specifically complaining about your giggling.
Yeah.
Oh, you got that too?
Yeah.
And I'm thinking, the thing is you don't giggle.
No, not like Carmela.
No.
Well, she cackles.
Yeah.
You chortle once in a while.
I do chortle, yes.
Yeah, you'll chortle, but you don't giggle, because giggling...
It's silly.
And this guy...
So I said to this guy, I said...
And he's going on about this thing.
I said, so where in Ukraine are you?
San Diego.
And he sends back...
He's in Toronto, Canada.
Yeah, I know.
Exactly.
Chicken Kiev, since we can't say Kiev, is essentially Kiev butter...
With an egg, and then you coat the chicken breast and pull it through breadcrumbs, just like I said.
Wait, so you take some egg and you mix it with some butter?
Yeah.
And then you get your panko breadcrumbs.
You know the ones from Ukraine.
Panko.
It's from the bread basket known as Ukraine.
In the egg and butter.
Uh-huh.
And then you...
Keeve butter, John.
Keeve.
Keeve butter.
I don't know what Keeve butter is.
Keeve butter is a Russian-style butter.
It's just like...
It's a European style.
Oh, you do put...
You can stuff some cheese in the...
No.
You stuff each chicken breast with one tablespoon of Keeve butter.
Close the pocket.
And then flour that up with some, dip it in the eggs with the Keeve butter and then through the panko.
Yeah.
It's like a chicken parm, I guess.
It sounds like it, well, except that there's no parmesan involved.
No, no.
Let's go, after listening to this, let's go to listen to this, a couple more clips.
This is, the Republicans had a press conference, and they had the second guy in the Foreign Relations Committee, this Reich character, and the Republicans come on to, so that they've, in unity, they're all with it.
Oh, they're all in.
Yeah, all in.
Yeah, the Republicans are all in.
Ukraine, Reich, and the Republicans.
And a great representation of Republican leadership in support of the Ukrainian people.
Leadership!
At this perilous time, we feel obliged to do all we possibly can to preserve the lives of Ukrainians that are perishing every day.
Women, children, civilians.
Dogs!
I applaud the sanctions the President has put in place.
These are indeed good steps.
And we believe we must do more.
We must sanction all of Russia's banks and appropriate industries and include secondary sanctions.
With Nord Stream 2 shut down, we now must help end Europe's dependence on Russian oil and gas for good.
The president should receive his executive order from last year that shut down oil and gas production in the United States to a large degree.
And then we can help Europe.
We support the weapons and other assistance that the President has provided to the Ukrainian military.
And I have immediately, as ranking member of the Foreign Relations Committee, signed off on every request to send weapons immediately when it was presented.
Alright, let me break this one down, because this is obvious, because it's all political.
These a-holes are all in favor, they're currying favor, as it were, because they want to use this to create, and you literally heard it, like, shut it all down!
Stop them all!
Because they want to go back to their donors and open up all the drilling and everything, the pipeline and everything, so we have energy independence.
They're using it for their own political gain.
They don't give a shit about the Ukrainian people.
Of course not.
Yeah, but people need to understand, you know, because they're going to be voting soon.
Just because someone has an R doesn't mean that they're good.
The thing is about shutting them, the only banks that are still available to the Russians for use within SWIFT are for the oil.
We'll get to that, yes.
There's all kinds of shenanigans going on.
So let's listen to part two of Reich here.
There's a 40-mile convoy of Russian tanks stalled outside of Kiev.
They have not been destroyed because we have not supplied enough weapons to the Ukraine.
Again, we must do more.
I have email after email.
We'll talk about that more, too, I'm sure.
But...
I wrote in the newsletter that there's this 40 miles of...
Convoy.
Convoy, stuck supposedly.
It's moving now, but it was stuck.
At least they have pictures of it being stuck.
Of course, the picture will show it's stuck because the picture is not a motion picture.
But, so the Ukrainian Air Force, which is still lording it over everybody in disguise there, can't strafe this thing, they can't bomb it, they can't blow it up, they can't shoot a few...
I was thinking, why doesn't the Ukrainian Air Force just strafe, you know, this boom, right down the middle of it?
Well, now I got the answer.
Because they've got no bullets!
According to Reich, these airplanes have got no bullets.
Doesn't surprise me.
We better be sending some over.
So we're dropping guns off in the middle of the squares there all over the place, the AK-47s, but we're giving no bullets to these guys for their airplanes.
I mean, this is the reason they haven't strafed this thing.
This whole thing stinks.
Now, if that convoy is real, because you're right, we have no motion picture.
Where's George Clooney's satellite?
And by the way, isn't George Clooney supposed to be surveilling Somalia?
Where's his humanitarian disaster video?
You haven't been keeping up yet.
He gave that up years ago.
No, it's still in play.
It's still in play.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure.
Anyway, it doesn't matter.
Any military strategist who has emailed me incessantly will say, there's no way you have a convoy where the vehicles aren't separated by at least 100 feet.
No way!
I mean, if you're serious about it.
We don't know.
We don't know.
What do we know?
Everyone's lying.
Everyone's full of crap.
That we do know.
I think that's well established.
We've got that.
Can I go into sanctions?
We have more here you want to do.
Well, I just have to one last one, and this will be the final of my collection.
And this is the Ukraine.
The EU is going to be welcoming.
Yes.
I love this.
This is a good clip.
This is similar to the one RT played.
The European Union has released details of a proposal that would allow Ukrainian refugees to remain in the EU for up to two years.
Details from NPR's Rob Schmitz.
The European Commission's temporary protection directive would ensure that Ukrainians who have fled their country in the wake of a Russian invasion would be allowed to legally stay in the EU for up to two years.
This would apply to all 27 EU member states and would enable Ukrainians to legally work and their children to attend local schools in the areas where they reside.
With men of conscription age prevented from leaving Ukraine, mostly women and children are arriving at the borders of Poland, Slovakia, Hungary, and Romania.
The EU proposal is scheduled to go to EU member states on Thursday for approval.
This is, I mean, are they really nuts?
So they think, oh, we'll make you, and they'll do a fast-track EU member, and then we can invoke Article 5, and then we go to full war.
Is that really what is going on here?
I don't know, but now that you bring that up, now I realize I have one more clip.
No problem.
This is about Article 5.
Yeah!
Listen to this nutball.
Oh, yeah.
Head of NATO, the head of NATO, talking about Article 5 and cyber attacks.
This is NATO Article 5.
Well, we have stated that cyber attacks can trigger Article 5, but we have never gone into the A position where we give a potential adversary the privilege of defining exactly when we trigger Article 5.
We are focused on strengthening our cyber defenses.
We are very much aware of that that's a risk, and therefore we are stepping up both the protection of our cyber networks, but also providing support to Ukraine, and we are very focused on the need for deconfliction.
Again, Stoltenberg.
I mean, if they want to do this now, I mean, everyone's been attacking everybody.
Certainly China and Russia have attacked, cyber-attacked.
I mean, we have everything, every person in the U.S. government saying, oh yeah, no, they definitely cybered us.
I mean, the whole election was phony and fake, right?
Because of Russia, or whatever.
So can't we evoke Article 5 at any point then?
Retroactively.
They're doing it right now.
They tell us that every day.
Russian cyber attack.
Infrastructure.
Yeah, it happened on our show right here today.
I mean, it's as bad.
I thought the Chernobyl and the radiation flowing over to a NATO country was a little more creative.
Okay, I guess they could do this if they want.
Cyber-triggering Article 5 is ridiculous.
For one thing, even the Snowden papers all indicated that we can make anything look like it came from Russia.
That was one of the little tricks we had up our sleeve.
You can't prove anything if there's a cyber attack.
You can't prove who did it unless you actually catch them red-handed.
Let's go to the sanctions and SWIFT. Let's listen to some of the programming being broadcast.
This is ABC. Despite mounting sanctions, the Kremlin is projecting confidence.
Another British voice.
I love how they're everywhere.
It's only serious if MI6 is doing the announcing.
That seems clear.
Despite mounting sanctions, the Kremlin is projecting confidence.
A spokesman telling the West today, go ahead, punish us.
We are not scared.
And calling those long lines at Russian banks and ATMs a hyper-emotional reaction from the Russian public.
Regular people like this man, though, are bearing the brunt of those financial measures.
You don't have any cash?
So you couldn't get cash out of this bank?
Why?
And Russians abroad are also facing issues getting home.
Their flights cancelled and bank cards are not accepted.
Visa and Mastercard now blocking some transactions because of the sanctions.
Joining the list of companies altering their business practices in Russia, Apple, Nike, General Motors, our parent company Disney, the National Hockey League and TikTok.
And tonight, with Russia increasingly cut off, Vladimir Putin's state of mind is now in question as he unleashes that attack on Ukraine.
I will tell you certainly the rhetoric, the actions, the justification that he's making for his actions are certainly deeply concerning to us.
And we're joined now by James Longman in Moscow.
And James, a real sign that these sanctions might be affecting not only Russia, but the Russian people directly.
What have you seen about the value of the ruble tonight?
Well, David, the ruble is now worth less than a cent against the dollar.
And tonight, Putin is so worried about capital flight, he has banned all individuals from taking more than $10,000 out of this country.
This is dark days for Russia.
Dark days.
This is very interesting.
Wait, wait, wait.
What?
Where were they making a fuss about the $10,000?
This has been the policy of the United States forever.
Exactly.
If you see it on your little thing, you fill out your little form if you travel international.
You can't take more than $10,000 out of the United States if you're an American.
You can't take more than $10,000 out of the bank without an automatic SAR, suspicious activity report.
Exactly.
So why is this all of a sudden a big deal when Russia has the same prohibition?
Because it's a dark day.
The sanctions are working.
It's a dark day.
It doesn't matter.
They could have said $100,000.
Oh my, that's a horrible restriction.
This is the total cancellation of Russia.
We saw this going back to the first Olympics where the Russians were not the Russians.
They were the Russian Olympic athletes.
The Russian Olympic Committee.
There you go.
Olympic Committee.
ROC. But this is where you hear all those companies, all ESG companies.
So they are now forced, forced by the environmental social governance to divest.
Oh, it's happening.
Russia's part of the ESG deal.
Yes.
You've got to eschew Russia.
This to me, I'm telling you, the more I watch this and the more this continues, the more I look at it and think, buy low and sell high.
This is some sort of a way to buy Russia cheap.
I mean, the ruble itself, I've seen this thing go up and down.
This has got Soros written all over it.
You can make a lot of money if you have a currency that moves like that.
You are so right.
I forgot Soros is sitting right there.
He's hovering.
He's circling overhead with his money.
He is the currency master.
He's the guy, the currency master.
Ooh, I like that.
So, hold on a second.
But the all-out assault is both in the social, so that's your, you know, he's just evil, so we have to, EA Sports is removing the Russian national team and all Russian club soccer teams from his FIFA video game franchise.
Okay, well, What?
Oh yeah, this is ESG. You know, I was going to make a list of these crazy stuff going on about banning Russia.
Oh, it's never ending.
They banned Russian cats.
Russian cats.
From the Cat Federation showers.
You can't have a Russian dog.
That poor Abramovich guy who's done nothing but good for the city of Chelsea.
He has to sell the team.
He has to sell the team.
The team became a championship.
You're carrying water for Putin!
It's because he's like all these other owners that are too cheap to want to win anything.
They just want to make money off their team.
This guy wanted to win, he did, and now they're going to boot him out.
Again, carrying water for Putin.
Carrying water for Abramovich.
But just so you know, we're going to get a lot of hate over just this conversation.
It's almost like saying the BLM Inc.
is a piece of shit, which also was ESG. And now we have all the oil companies divesting of any stake they have in a Russian oil or gas company.
BP, Chevron, Shell, everyone's getting out.
Oh, no.
Oh, we have to get out.
It's all part of it.
This is again, again, I'm just seeing, I'm seeing people like Soros, the smart money that are above it all, and they're saying, blah, blah.
Look at this.
Oh, yeah.
Buy low, sell high.
Oh, no, we'll get to the smart money in a moment.
First, we need some more programming.
CBS. The wealthiest Russian money, including Vladimir Putin's, has pushed out to sea.
Data from marine traffic shows oligarch yachts on the move, including aluminum magnet Oleg Deripaska's $65 million Clio and oil executive Vajit Aleksparov's $80 million Galactica Supernova.
No self-respecting oligarch exists without a superyacht.
What we're seeing now is hightailing it on the high seas.
The Biden administration created a task force to go after the oligarchs, yachts, their luxury apartments, their money and their ability to send their kids to fancy college in the West.
Financier and anti-corruption advocate Bill Browder says the goal is to get oligarchs to pressure Putin to stop the war.
We're not ready to engage in military warfare, and so there's an expression, we should fight them in the banks if we can't fight them with tanks.
Oh!
Oh, we have an expression!
Is that an old Dutch saying?
There's an expression, you fight them with the banks, not with the tanks.
What?!
Here's what I need to understand.
It's an old Dutch saying.
It's an old Dutch saying.
So you can't...
If you're doing this shit, this is illegal.
You're going around confiscating and kicking people out of their apartments.
What are you, worldwide Nazis now?
I mean, just because you're rich.
Hey, rich people, you're next.
It has nothing to do with if you're Russian or not.
It's just now it's okay.
Take away your house.
This is another good point you just made, which is...
If this can happen to the Russian oligarchs, this can happen to any billionaire.
Exactly.
Under different circumstances.
The circumstances change.
The next thing you know, all your yacht owners, you know, everybody except Bill Gates has one of these yachts.
You guys are going to be...
They should reconsider thinking in those terms.
This could happen to Canadian billionaires.
They got yachts.
We'll just take your yacht.
We'll take your house.
We'll make sure you can't send your kids to school.
This is truly the new world order.
Are you vaxxed?
Are you vaxxed?
Yeah, no, we'll take away your house.
Take away your car.
Here France seizes super yacht linked to Russian session.
Linked!
Wow!
This is illegal.
I think so too.
I think so, too.
Here we go.
We're coming for you.
As President Biden foreshadowed in his State of the Union address last night, the Justice Department launched a new task force today, dubbed Klepto Capture, to investigate and prosecute oligarchs who tried to evade sanctions.
We're joining with European allies to find and seize their yachts, their luxury apartments, their private jets.
And they're not hard to find.
In fact, a Florida teenager who used to track Elon Musk's jet has now shifted to the fleets owned by oligarchs.
I'm calling that a setup.
That kid who refused the $5,000 from Elon Musk, Twitter let the kid stay on Twitter, become famous because he was publishing the location of Elon's jet, and now this kid all of a sudden is tracking and publishing the location of the Russian jets.
You smell it, John?
I smell a setup.
Spook setup.
Shame on you, Elon Musk.
Elon Musk's jet has now shifted to the fleets owned by oligarchs, posting their movements on Twitter.
Russia's richest man, Alexei Mordechov, now on the EU sanctions list, recently moved his $500 million super yacht to the Seychelles.
With the writing on the wall, UK-based billionaire Roman Abramovich announced he was selling London's powerhouse Chelsea soccer team.
The profits, he said, would go to benefit victims of the war in Ukraine.
My guy doesn't want to get killed.
He's like, hey, hey, I'll sell it in any profit.
I'll give it to Ukraine.
Don't kill me.
So now we have to confiscate aircraft.
No European aircraft are allowed, or Russian aircraft are allowed, I think, in any airspace now, certainly not the EU or the US. So now, you know, the planes have to be confiscated.
Well, this is a problem.
Here's Phil, I don't have a clip, Phil Seymour, president of the Association of European Leasing Companies, who own most of these aircrafts.
He says, oh, return 520 aircraft.
Okay.
If the Russians, you know, they're leasing them, we have to go get them.
So how do they fly in?
They can't leave Russian airspace if they're there.
Drive them in.
Let's say we could have a handover at Russian airports.
At that minute, the planes would no longer be Russian.
But of course, a non-Russian plane is not allowed to fly in Russian airspace either.
So this is total horseshit.
This is all posturing.
It's all bullcrap.
And I can prove it.
Well, we'll do one more propaganda clip.
Global markets rebounded, but oil prices, they continued to soar, and that's as new sanctions targeting oil and gas-related equipment were imposed.
Some Republicans, though, want the Biden administration to go even further and cut off oil and gas imports from Russia entirely.
Meanwhile, another impact of these global sanctions, aside from higher gas prices, is higher jet fuel prices, which means we could all be paying a lot more for our airfares in the coming weeks and months.
Meanwhile, there's another growing push to sanction Russia's use of digital currency, which could be used to get around financial sanctions imposed on the Kremlin.
This morning while I was prepping, I didn't get any clips, Elizabeth Warren went off while she was talking to Powell, the chairman of the Federal Reserve.
The Russians are using Bitcoin.
We got to ban all crypto.
I mean, Bitcoin immediately drops like $1,400.
And she just went on and she was hammering and hammering and hammering.
And Powell's like, you've got to talk to someone else.
You can't talk to me.
Oh no, get out of here.
So, okay, so yesterday while I was driving back from Dallas, I had the opportunity to listen almost the entire first day of Powell, the chairman of the Federal Reserve, the central bank, which is, you know...
Hey!
What?
You can't take a chance like that.
You could fall asleep and go off the road and kill yourself.
The show would be ruined.
I was riveted.
I loved...
You can't be Powell!
Yes, yes.
I have a clip, too.
I'll get to the clip in a moment.
So all the Senate, you know, you can hear, they're all kind of asking the same thing.
Okay, so now we've kicked him off SWIFT. And he says, hey, SWIFT, we just do whatever the government tells us.
We're not in charge of SWIFT. And by the way, no one's in charge of SWIFT. He just took a majority vote, which was kicked off by the EU. We already determined that they're really screwing Russia by cutting off their central bank, but they've left all of these different avenues open.
Now again, the patriotic American companies, the patriotics, the patriots, and I'm talking about Trump patriots and people who truly believe that we've got to fight for the Ukrainian people.
They will not do business with Russia.
And the SWIFT network being down for them just proves that we...
Well, wait a minute.
Let's talk to Jamie Dimon, maybe one of the most influential people in the banking world in the United States.
Bloomberg cornered him and asked him about this very thing.
And just talk to me quickly about SWIFT and what that means for the global banking industry, if indeed these sanctions that have been proposed are followed through.
There's a little misinformation today.
The government's going to decide how to use sanctions, how to use SWIFT. I don't want to bore your users.
A sanction says they cannot do business with you.
A SWIFT thing says I can't use a communication to do business with you.
I can still do business with you.
And there are a lot of work around SWIFT. So there are different tools we use for different reasons.
And, you know, the banks are talking to the government so everyone understands the issues, not because they're for or against any particular thing.
On that, on the question, I mean, do you hear what he just said?
He said it's bullcrap.
He said, I can still do business with Russia.
You know, I can do business with Russia.
It's just I can't use Swift to do it.
There's all kinds of workarounds.
What's your problem?
It's disinformation.
He has not read in.
We'll wait for his follow-up.
Oh!
But war doesn't always follow the path you want.
Financial sanctions don't always follow the path you want.
So people should be very thoughtful how they go about these things.
The question of work around Sir Swift is a very important one, because that seems to be a concern, that if an alternative system is established and begins to get traction, that can present real risks to the sort of financial stability of the West.
Well, but remember, they can just stop us from doing it by telling us.
A sanction is very targeted, very specific, very clean, and depending on how you apply it, you can apply that in multiple ways that you can't get around.
There's no workaround in that kind of sanction, nor should there be.
You know, I'm an American patriot, and we're going to do what the American government tells us to do.
And so I think people are worried.
I think they're more swift about the unintended consequences.
What countries do you hurt?
What people are going to do workarounds?
How you fix that in the case you shouldn't?
Remember, the government itself wants to have an open conduit, it looks like, for energy payments.
So there are a whole bunch of issues they've got to work through.
And this cuck is standing there going...
Yeah, there could be some other unintended consequences.
You screw some other countries.
People can't eat.
But, you know.
And he's there at his J.P. Morgan Chase conference with no tie, two buttons open, like, I want to get laid.
Creep.
Creepy guy.
And then to say, I'm a patriot.
So I'm very interested in the Swift thing because just like when it comes down to seizing billionaires' yachts and houses and not letting their kids go to school, whatever, you know, sell your football team, how can we think that any country will want to be connected to Swift if this is what can happen?
Everyone's scrambling to go to, I think it's CISP, CISP, something like that.
It's the Chinese interbank system.
They're all talking about alternate...
It's like, are you crazy?
Any other country in the world is like, well, you know, these a-holes over there, the New World Order, they might just cut off the money and then I'm stuck and cut off my central bank.
So this is to destroy it.
And Take these things all together, including climate change.
It seems to me the idea here is to make energy so expensive that we might not even be able to produce anything, close the factories, I don't know, sit at home, here comes your universal basic income.
The money is...
Remember, Antonio Guterres...
The UN Secretary General, right after, let's kick COVID's ass, he says, transform the global financial system.
I think we're seeing that in real time.
It's taking place.
Now, if you take those two things, energy is too expensive, we want to go to green economy, windmills, fairy dirt, and all this stuff.
And you're weakening the petrodollar.
Very dirt.
You're weakening the petrodollar, the whole reason the dollar is the reserve currency.
You're weakening the system which people use it.
Now we go to the chief of the Federal Reserve, Powell, saying, hey, can any of this affect our money, our dollar, which is supposed to be America?
Can that affect us as the reserve currency of the world?
We do benefit from being the reserve currency for, the main reserve currency for the world.
And that really is because we have open capital accounts and the rule of law.
And we have inflation, you know, over a long period of time under control so that the dollar preserves its value.
And so our markets are the most liquid and it's the place where people want to be.
Over time, the question is, if some want to move away from the dollar, what will be the effect on us?
I don't think it's something you would feel right away.
Over time, they would have to create an ecosystem, economic ecosystem, whereby another currency becomes, you know, a better currency for them to use.
You know, what we can do is we can make the dollar the most attractive currency by continuing to have the rule of law and open capital accounts and make it an attractive place for people to invest and to use in their businesses.
There wouldn't be any short-term effect of that.
Over time, though, you know, it would, I suppose, it would diminish our status as the reserve currency.
It's also possible to have more than one large reserve currency.
And there have been times when that was the case.
So it's not really clear.
What did he just say?
Did he say...
You know what's weird about that commentary?
I'm glad you got that, by the way.
What is...
Why does somebody in his position even spew those words?
You can't say that!
Also, from what I understand, him saying we're going to raise 25 basis points in two weeks, I think that's also unprecedented.
They never say we're going to do this in two weeks.
I've kind of hinted around that.
Hints around, yeah, but he said it.
I heard the commentary on CNBC. They were all flipping out over it.
I've never heard a Fed chairman do that.
Yeah, they should be flipping out over what you just played.
Exactly!
And then for him to, he ends it kind of bumbling like, I don't know.
I don't know.
And then, okay.
This is like, this is, he's Biden's pick.
I mean, he came in from Trump's administration.
Repick.
Repick.
But Biden, Biden signed him up.
Why would Biden, normally you get rid of that guy and you put a new guy in for your administration.
Biden didn't do that.
This guy, this is playing into the hands of the Chinese, which is what Biden is doing.
Yes.
And Biden's working for China.
And if you look...
Okay, now this is where it gets a little freaky.
I'm going to take you into the world of theremin.
So the thinking is...
I love this.
That the Chinese interbank payment system...
And it's ISO 2,4900 compliant, which is exactly the compliance that XRP has and Ripple.
This is going to be...
There's two ways this can go.
We either go with the total elite system that locks us down into some vague...
I don't like XRP blockchain.
It always seemed like a mess and it was filled with all kinds of conspiracy theories.
Or...
Or, are we perhaps going to revisit Nasera?
Do you remember this?
No.
Alright, so I have a...
Is this the bundle of SDRs?
No, no, no, no.
Nasera is what was supposed to happen with Trump and what his plan was.
We've touched on it a couple times, but I found a guy, a Dr.
Young, who explains it in two minutes.
It's worth a listen.
Because this is trending again, and I've had my eye on this for, oh my gosh, maybe ten years they've been talking about this.
Hi, my name is Dr.
Scott Young, and today I want to talk to you about NASARA. So we're going to do a series of little tiny videos to explain different things.
In NASARA, that's National Economic Stabilization and Reformation Act.
It was actually done by Clinton at gunpoint.
You don't realize that in 2000.
It was supposed to come into effect in 9-11-2001, but they killed it.
And then we have been waiting for year after year because this past year, or two years ago now, 2020 was supposed to be the year that we had to deal with this because we were either going to see the Great Reset Or we were going to see Nassara.
The Great Reset, and we will talk about that one, well, I'll hit it up right now, but The Great Reset is done by Klaus Schwab and all the idiots at the Economic Forum.
They believe you'll own nothing and you'll be happy with it.
It's just another type of communism, and that's what they're trying to do, including with the idiot Biden administration.
And realize that Nasara is going to bring back a freedom you have never understood.
It will deal with the legal system killing off the bar.
It will take care of all these really gross laws and the way that they handle it.
They have to retrain the judges.
We're going to go back to a goldback currency.
So what it does is it shoves the Fed off the cliff and they have to take care of their own debt.
So all of their debts, we don't touch.
Because we will be on a new system.
Executive Order 13818, 13848, those are two issues about the election laws and for those crimes against humanity.
And what happens?
Those guys have to take it all.
So we have already gotten all this kind of stuff.
We have the St.
Germain Fund that has one with 45 zeros after it.
And it will cover all the debts.
And it's almost too good to be true.
And I know a lot of you feel that way about it, but the reality is it's coming.
So I promise you it's an awesome thing.
Do not be worried about it.
It's coming really soon.
The RV, the revaluation has to occur because you revalue the currency and you go into the new place.
You're going to be revalued.
You're not going to have any troubles.
Thanks so much.
Yeah.
Clear as mud.
What?
Clear as mud.
All these executive orders in the Nassara document, I'll check out.
I don't know about this.
Clinton had to sign it at gunpoint.
The point is...
It's unraveling and the global financial system will be transformed by some group.
I'm going to have to say, I think if I had to bet on it, I'd say Klaus and the boys will do a better job than anybody.
But it's coming.
It seems like they just want to do some.
And this is where, again, we're hearing the central bank digital currency.
All this stuff is happening.
Yeah, I don't see anybody happening.
But you have to agree that...
The dollar is only going to weaken through all of these policies.
You can't take away petroleum, you know, net zero.
The dollar has been strengthening during this whole period that you're talking about.
Okay, so then what is the point?
You don't think that they still don't want to use this to...
When you say petroleum is strengthening, you talk about the price of petroleum or what?
Or more usage?
The price of petroleum is over $100, which is ridiculous.
Yes, then what are you saying?
Well, I'm saying that this is all...
I just think it's, again, a buy, low, sell, high, grab.
Really?
You think that it's only about that?
Yeah.
How about, can I just add to this?
You know, there's messaging, there's no fertilizer, we're coming to a food crisis.
Could I just say that I'm pretty sure we'll be told that it's time to eat bugs because of the fertilizer crisis and evil Putin?
Well, we've been told to eat bugs for a long time.
In fact, I have a clip from 1962.
1962.
Talking about eating bugs.
And this was in a movie that came out in 1962.
Quite famous.
I don't know if you remember it.
But I kind of do.
It was called Mondo Connie.
No.
And the movie's referring to a...
You can find the clip on the list.
Yeah, I have it.
And this is the kind of thing that was going on.
In 1962, this was like a big deal.
I have some thoughts on this.
This is the Eating Bugs clip.
In New York, for the person who likes to spend, there's a famous restaurant, one of the most sophisticated and expensive in the world.
While the middle-class American has to content himself with a daily steak, here, the richer American can gorge himself heartily on the following delicacies.
Fried ants, stuffed beetles, butterfly eggs, worms au gratin, rattlesnake, muskrat, and so forth.
Here, a light lunch costs about $20.
But if we take into account the exquisite rarity of the food, the price is generally considered fair.
When I see bugs, I want to stomp on them.
I want to swap them.
I want to raid them.
Bomb them.
Bomb them.
And bomb them again.
Dude, they've been on this tip for a long time, but it's coming.
I mean, we were...
It's like Brazil is the country of the future and always will be.
And also, 15 years we've been talking about mac and cheese.
It is now the number one food group of America.
Yeah.
It truly is.
So, I feel...
By the way, that was the Colony Restaurant, which was extremely famous in Manhattan.
Oh my goodness.
So, we're in for a rough ride.
The whole thing is a rough ride.
Yeah, but it's a rough ride.
Something is afoot, and they're doing stuff, and none of it is good, and they're all lying.
All of them.
Yeah, well, we got that part of it right.
That was the easy one.
We nailed the lying part.
And with that, I'd like to thank you for your courage and say in the morning to you, the man who put the C in the currency master, ladies and gentlemen, Mr.
John C. Dvorak.
Well, in the morning news, Mr.
Adam Curry.
In the morning to all ships at sea, boots on the ground, feet in the air, yachts in the sea, and all the dames and knights out there.
Yachts in the sea and teams in Chelsea.
Exactly.
Oh, hold on a second.
That's weird.
I don't know why I... Can't bring up my show notes.
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We like the trolls.
We like them to hang out and like them to troll.
They're listening live.
You can do that too.
You can go to trollroom.io and you can listen live on Thursdays and Sundays.
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Let's count these trolls for a second.
Okay, how many trolls do we have?
Oh, they're scurrying away.
I always love you trolls.
No, no, no, no.
This is not good.
I fear that something is amiss.
2,453.
We're down by 400 trolls.
Maybe people don't want to hear the reality of this Ukraine situation.
Maybe they heard the last show and they said, oh my god, these guys are carrying water for Putin.
No, there's definitely some of that and maybe 400 people.
Who knows?
That's only a representative of the total audience.
We'll note it in the donations.
Not this week's donation, but next donation.
We don't know Putin, don't care about Putin.
It's like, who cares?
It's just that we're deconstructing the news and it's headed in a way that we have no control over.
Yes.
We just deconstruct.
That's all we do.
Did you ever put the mission statement on the website?
You know, I don't think I have.
Oh, you should put it on there so people can read it and realize what we're actually up to.
We're not advocates.
Oh.
We're deconstructors.
Deconstructionists.
Deconstructionists.
Exactly.
That's exactly what we are.
Deconstructionists.
Exactly.
Now, on that, oh my goodness.
And by the way, I was steamed up for a long time.
I might as well express myself now.
Okay.
I feel terrible about our friendship because you never found out the manufacturer of those white microphones.
And I feel bad myself.
There was another friend of mine who, now I do like that you, after 15 years, categorized me as friend.
That's nice, thanks.
When you're breaking up with me, that's really nice.
When you do it, don't you know?
I will get you the brand and everything.
By the way, in his museum, he has the ruby red slippers and Rush Limbaugh's gold microphone.
Oh, you know, this is interesting you mention this, because I was listening to some of the right-wing talk.
And something, the way, you know, you can get that, that microphone's an ElectroVoice 20, an EV20 that's been gold-plated, that the factory will do.
You can buy that microphone.
So...
People wonder where that microphone went.
And there's an identifier on it because it was either Dan Bongino or somebody else.
They gave the story when they substituted on Rush's show and they knocked over the whole setup and dented that mic.
Oh, interesting.
So if that mic doesn't have a dent, then it's a phony.
Yeah.
You know, I wonder if Glenn Beck will ever have me back.
I mean, if he hears this episode, he'll be like, I like Curry, but I just can't stand behind that douche partner of his who seems to hate me.
I enjoy Glenn Beck.
The problem I have with Glenn Beck is he's got two sidekicks that he does on his radio show, and then they've gone on to do their own shows.
One of them sounds a lot like Glenn Beck, and the other one sounds exactly like Glenn Beck.
Yeah, I know because I listened to his radio show Driving Up on Monday.
And you can't sell one from the other.
It's also, I can't listen to talk radio.
It's interrupted all the time by commercials.
I can't listen to it.
It's too much.
Oh, no.
Okay, I'm going to tell you the trick of doing it because I do it.
Oh, what do you do?
There's about, there's five main, between three and five main talk radio stations that On any AM band.
You set them all on with the buttons and as soon as they go to commercial, click to the next one.
And usually you'll catch it, especially if you're mixing political talk with sports talk.
So you can go back and forth.
You'll never hear a commercial.
They are Lewitt microphones.
You listen to five shows at once.
Just saying.
Hey, I already got you your answer.
Lewitt microphones.
Oh, Lewitt?
I'm not familiar with Lewitt.
It sounds like you are.
I've heard of Lewitt.
I think they're one of those.
I'm not sure, but I think they're one of those companies that uses foreign capsules and they have high quality control to keep it.
They sound good.
Yeah, it sounds good on the Beck Show.
I'll have to see what you sound like.
To me, you have a voice that can identify the mic.
Yes, and it was odd because you don't have headphones on, which is, you know, it's just like, it's different.
Although the room is completely dark, that was nice.
They don't have any white ones, by the way, so it's definitely custom.
And I actually hit it by accident.
I was waving my arms around and boom!
So the thing goes swaying back and forth.
And I was like, hold on a second.
I just studied the microphone.
Okay, hold on.
I can't focus if it's swaying in front of me.
It's not a handy setup, really.
Looks cool.
Looks cool on TV. Anyway, how did we get there?
I just interrupted you.
I just interrupted you rudely.
Yeah, there we go.
So, yeah.
So, thank you, trolls.
Good.
Trolls, please consider following us on the Fediverse.
People are still trying to get into the truthsocial.com.
This is supposed to be a Fediverse system, so we're curious to see if we'll be able to like, follow, and subscribe from our own instances all around the Fediverse, which would, I think, really make an impact on alternative, more decentralized social media systems, which we have.
We use it.
The great thing about it is there's no algos.
That's what's so cool.
And you can set up your own little community, and then you can federate with us and We don't have to be maintaining 100,000 or a million accounts.
You can also follow John, John C. Dvorak at NoAgendaSocial.com or Adam at NoAgendaSocial.com.
Now, thanks to Sizzletron.
Has Sizzletron ever been awarded album art?
I really don't remember.
I know I've seen his stuff a lot, and I think I may have used it in the newsletter.
I do not know for sure.
Well, we liked this piece.
Not recently, that's for sure.
We liked this piece.
We looked at several pieces.
I think I liked it right away, which is the Putin, kind of the Putin flag smashed mirror bricks.
What style do you call this?
We have the shatter images, which is, I think, a reference to it.
Shatter images, yes.
We've picked up two or three of these recently in a row.
And they're modern.
It has an appeal to us as the art directors.
Yes.
At least at the moment.
It has a sameness to it, but they're done by different artists, so it has a difference that is important.
It's just this shatter image.
It's interesting because you have to piece it together in your brain, what you're seeing there.
It's very radio-like in that regard.
That's a good analogy.
That's very good.
Very well done.
Yeah.
Let's see what else we looked at.
A couple pieces.
And it's all great art.
It has to hit home for us.
In fact, Kenny Ben had another one of her paid-for clip art pieces that was pretty.
You liked...
Which one was that?
You liked the one with the running away, the little burglar running away.
No, I didn't say anything about that.
You liked that, not me.
No, I say what you liked was the COVID over on deck war or whatever, on deck war, the exit enter piece.
That's what you liked, which was Kenny Ben again.
No, you didn't like the Russian money one.
Which one is this?
I don't know what you're talking about.
It's got the tank coming through a door and COVID going out the door.
Oh, the little cartoon.
Yeah, I thought that was cute.
Yes, I did like that.
Yeah, you liked that piece.
You didn't.
No, I didn't like it.
I didn't think it really...
I just didn't like it.
I kind of like, what I kind of liked was studio.
I looked boots on the ground.
You like the CNN Studio 33, the little shack.
You like that one.
Yeah, by Tantanil, the little shack with a green screen.
Yeah.
And I also...
Sorry.
I used Nestworks green screen deconstruction on the newsletter because I liked that piece too.
I liked the Hall of PsyOps, Roger Roundy.
You didn't think much of that.
Yes, you did.
You liked that.
I didn't...
Didn't do it for you.
It was...
I don't know why it just didn't...
I'm only just now seeing Darren O'Neill's Swift piece, which I didn't understand at the time.
I think I was tired after the show.
He's got a picture of Taylor Swift with a Russian hat.
Swift system.
Oh!
I know.
I guess it didn't hit for us.
That's a good piece.
It is.
I can't believe we didn't even decode it.
Well, I didn't recognize...
Excuse me.
It's an atypical picture of Taylor Swift.
It is.
It is.
So I didn't...
In fact, until you mention it, I didn't realize it was Taylor Swift.
Because we've used a Taylor Swift kind of stuff.
She's the kind of girl that would sue you for her image.
She might.
That was not in consideration because we didn't even catch it.
No, it wasn't.
Well, congratulations, Sizzletron, and thanks to all the artists, and I see some fun ones coming up for our choice right after today's live broadcast concludes.
You can see all of these at noagendaartgenerator.com, and if you're using a modern podcast app, then you can see them in the chapters as Dreb Scott puts them in as they fly by.
Many other features there, and the most important one in this context is that podcasting is under attack.
It is one of the few decentralized systems that the elites do not control, certainly if we don't have advertising.
And this was accentuated by a leaked SNL skit which did not make it to air.
Did you see this?
No, I did not.
John Mulvaney was on Saturday Night Live, and, you know, I guess he, did he get canceled or recanceled over something he said on a podcast?
I mean, there was some, he also was in rehab, and anyway, this was kind of his comeback, so he made a few snide jokes.
There were some jokes about, what do you do now, John Mulvaney?
Oh, I'm a podcaster.
You know, like, ha ha ha ha.
But they had this skit, and I don't know, maybe they ran out of time.
I want to play it for you.
They're basically describing us, Joe Rogan, and a couple other people you would recognize.
It's not going to be the same working here without you, Phil.
I'm going to miss you guys.
It truly sucks you're getting fired just because people can't take jokes anymore.
I guess I should have just deleted my old podcast the moment I got the promotion.
It's just not fair.
So now we can't even use the N-word to describe people anymore?
Guess not.
Well, we all chipped in and we got you something, Phil.
Introducing the new Fisher-Price podcast set for white guys.
Now you can shout every crazy thought in your head without ruining your life.
It doesn't record anything at all.
Wait, I probably shouldn't podcast anymore.
I promised my bitch wife that...
Phil, we're white guys.
We need to be able to say every dumb thing into a microphone and not get in trouble.
It's just how God made us.
The new Fisher-Price podcast set for white guys comes with a mic, headphones, and a soundboard that doesn't record s***.
Welcome back to the Mind Dojo.
I'm Phil, and we got a ton of stuff to get into today.
Plus, a battery life of three hours minimum.
So you and your inflatable co-host can rant about everything you want.
Like sports.
I mean, when you think about it, I'm blacker than Colin Kaepernick.
That's so funny, man.
Entertainment.
If there was a show called Whitish, the left would lose their minds.
You're so right.
Totally.
And science.
Sorry, Big Pharma.
I'm not just going to put some crap in my body without doing my own research.
You get the idea.
That's great.
Yeah.
They should have aired it.
Anyway, so there may be some...
They didn't have the guts to air it because maybe they get some blowback from some podcasters.
Oh yes.
Well, half of them have a podcast.
That's kind of the point.
That's the funny thing about it.
People are always ragging on podcasts and they walk out of their TV studio and go do their podcast for Spotify.
Whatever.
Alright, let's thank some of our executive and associate executive producers for episode 1430.
And we kick it off with Kyle Parker, who's in Las Vegas, Nevada.
And he comes in with a very nice 999.99.
I'm sure he'd like an extra penny.
Let me see if I have a penny for him as I read his note.
In the morning...
This donation is 333-33 for my 36th birthday, 333-33 for my wife Janet's 29th birthday, and 333-33 for our 6th anniversary, and they never had a fight.
All on show day 33.
Give me a goat karma to keep the good times rolling and keep up the great work, and we are going to throw in just a penny for you, even though you didn't ask for it.
You've got...
Can I, while I read the next one, can I have you check to make sure both of these people are on the birthday list?
Because occasionally, one on the list gets on, the other one doesn't.
Baron of San Francisco came in, meanwhile, with 666.66 from San Francisco, California.
Baron of San Francisco is sending some cheddar.
Mm-hmm.
To applaud the Potfather's prediction, R.E. skyrocketing prices, breakdown of Swift, and other such oil geopolitical insights.
Yay!
We have to get rid of this nasty-ass petrodollar, because that is the...
And then my box won't open any bigger than that.
Oh, uh, that is the plan!
He says.
Just a plan.
That's all it is.
Let me try to get this thing to open.
It won't.
Oh, well.
Anyway, no jingles, no karma, it looks like.
Easy to do.
And yes, Kyle Parker is on the list, as is Dreb Scott.
Well, it wasn't Kyle that I was worried about.
It was his wife.
Janet.
Oh yeah, Janet's on there.
Janet's on there too.
Dreb, 345.67 from Oceanside, California.
Please add me to the birthday list.
My birthday's on Friday, March 4th.
March 4th, the only day of the year that gives a command.
March 4th!
Keep up the great deconstruction.
No jingles, no karma.
Thank you very much, Dreb.
Appreciate it.
JB at Kansas City 333.33.
And again, I have this box that won't open.
I'm going to have to fool around with the spreadsheet to see what the problem is.
Well, oh, I think I know what it is.
Well, idiots pour out Russian vodka.
They're already paid for.
Let's give them something to dance to.
Please play We Need to Kill Them, the INSX version.
I could also use the dedouching.
Love what you do, and I never miss a show.
Many blanks.
You've been de-douched.
I'm not sure what he's asking for.
I don't think we have an in excess.
Let me see what this is.
We need to kill them.
We need to kill them.
I think there's an end of show song that might have that in there.
But it was not in excess.
Well, I'll see if I can find that for you.
But I couldn't find it today.
Tony Schmidt is in Chicago, Illinois, 333.33.
Payment for services rendered.
Please call out Kelly Ebola as a douchebag.
Douchebag!
And please send health karma to my father in Deutschland.
Love and light to Matt McVader, Knight of Edgewater.
Thank you for your courage.
Tony Schmidt from Chicago, Illinois.
Of course, we'd be happy to do that.
You've got karma.
What kind of a name is Kelly Ebola?
Well, the name of a douchebag, clearly.
Ryan M. in Garrison, New York, 333.33.
We have a lot of executive producers at that level today.
We thank them all.
I'd like to congratulate Tyler Brown for finally calling me out as a douchebag.
Please de-douche me.
You've been de-douched.
Dolling out thanks for being called a douchebag.
Now the show is running on all eight cylinders.
My family and I are thrilled to see Tyler and his wife Sarah's Free State Project success story unfolding.
Their penchant for frisky talk about each other can now truly live free or die.
About four years ago, I was hit in the mouth by Darren and Graham of the Grimerica show.
Noagenda's distinct media dissection has shown me the hidden path to M5NM interpretive sanity.
I cannot stress enough how highly therapeutic the show was during the early days of COVID. I will turn 50 this coming April 9th, and I finally come to my senses, and I will begin my path to knighthood.
My first donation, he's got it 333, March 1st payment, and then he says, I would like to request these jingles and karma in the following order.
Get used to mac and cheese.
R2-D2 scream, goat karma, and that's true.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, Ryan M. By the way, Ryan M. of the Lower Hudson Valley, Biden has picked up this habit of saying this, thank you, thank you, thank you, at the beginning of his...
He does it like an old woman.
Ha ha!
You slaves can get used to mac and cheese.
Mac and cheese.
and cheap cheddar melted together.
Mac and cheese, mac and cheese, mac and cheese.
Mac and cheese.
Hey, everybody.
That's true.
You've got karma.
Sir John Noonan, Jefferson, Wisconsin, 33333.
Yes, it's a very good executive producer day.
I'm writing out of concern for my wife.
Uh-oh.
Baronet S. Amy of the Central Iowa Bike Trails, for she has become a douchebag and deserves a call-out.
Okay, stop, stop.
Now, I read this note.
I have a problem with it now that I think about it.
Yes, I have a problem with it too.
Amy used to donate.
He says so.
And then she lost her job and stopped donating, but she still...
I don't see this as being a douchebag.
I agree.
And how did you know this, that she lost her job?
It's in the note somewhere, or it's in somewhere, or in the longer version of the note.
Two years ago, she accepted a buyout from her former employee, and at that time, she shared a good chunk of the love with you guys like me.
She was a monthly subscriber for many years, but stopped her monthly donation when she no longer had a job.
Well, you can't call her out for being a douchebag for that.
I'm glad you stopped me.
I agree.
I think we have to put the douchebag call-out in abeyance.
Yeah.
It's also kind of rude.
Anyway, he continues.
I guess she must have thought that I was offering sufficient value for the both of us since I continued my monthly subscription.
I feel pride in knowing that I was offering back what value I could in support of the best podcast in the universe.
In January, she started a new job and she can once again easily afford to contribute to this show.
She's been drawing a regular paycheck for two months now and must be reminded of her douchebaggery.
You know...
The whole point of value for value is that you, nor we, can determine the value that someone puts on the show or what is value to them.
For her, 10 cents may be of great value.
I can't look into her pocketbook.
So, I agree.
It's not a very nice way to pressure someone.
Only because she's been a constant donor in the past.
I mean, douchebags is really only for people who have never donated.
That's the bottom line.
That should be in the FAQ. Mission statement.
It is in effect.
I have completed my accounting with the 103 months that I have subscribed at 33.33 a month, plus other donations.
I have earned the title of Baron.
Very nice.
Monthly subscriptions work, he says.
Please accept my donation of 333.33 as a token of my appreciation for helping to keep me sane with your excellent product.
Please declare me henceforth to be Baron John, the fabulous ruler of the glacial Drumlin Trail of Wisconsin.
Okie doke.
If that territory is available, yes.
Guaranteed.
And my request is acceptable, for sure, to the appearance committee.
Please dedicate the following jingles to Amy.
Bullshit, that's true.
Followed by John's yeah yeah yeah and throw in a dose of howling dog karma for myself.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Farmer.
Hmm.
Sir Farmer Todd, meanwhile, in Wellsboro, Pennsylvania, 333.22. 2.
Changing it up.
Whale oil beef hooked.
Is that what that says?
Yes, it says whale oil beef hooked.
Huh.
It's been one year since I last donated.
I had a longer note with boring shit no one cares about.
Yay!
Don't say that.
Like my lame 43rd birthday.
3-3, you're on the list.
And they cut off me at 250 characters.
For some reason that happens.
Adam, do W-A-T-P? What is that?
What are these podcasts?
Oh, what are these podcasts?
You're a jam.
That's a great podcast.
You didn't even know it.
Yeah, I've been on there, but I just didn't click.
Sorry.
Vic is Stuttering John's Daughter.
So Meta.
So Farmer Todd from Sir Farmer Todd from the upper something.
Tia Doughton.
Tia Doughton.
I don't know.
He talks in riddles.
Is Vicky or Vic on the...
What are these podcasts?
I guess.
Okay.
Lorraine Converse, 333.
Vicky, by the way, was not on it when I was on it.
Okay.
We don't have a note from Lorraine Converse, I don't think, do we?
No.
Okay, Lorraine, send that to us.
Travis Roan in Washington, Cedro Woolley, 302.80.
Well, that should be an interesting reason for that number.
In the morning, gentlemen, first-time contributor.
I couldn't think of a better birthday gift for myself than a producer credit, not just a producer credit, an executive producer credit, for the No Agenda show.
My 302.80 donation represents the day that I entered this world, 30280.
Joe Rogan was my introduction to podcasts, but I was later hit in the mouth by a friend, and I've been an avid listener to No Agenda ever since.
Beautiful.
I have helped many others discover the best podcast in the universe, but it was beginning to feel a little blasphemous for still being a douchebag myself.
Please de-douche me!
You've been de-douche.
Now that being said, I have to call out the friend who hit me in the mouth, Aaron E. Douchebag!
As a douchebag as I don't believe that he has ever donated.
Well, I hope you're right.
I will also call out all those I've hit in the mouth as douchebags.
You know who you are.
Side note, one such call out is from my smoking hot wife, Sarah, and I really hope this doesn't cause our first ever fight.
Love is lit.
Thank you guys for what is truly the best podcast in the universe.
No jingles, but a karma for all.
You've got karma.
Sir Eric is up.
Night of the Falls in Lineborough, Maryland.
302-61.
This donation is in honor of my late father's birthday, March 2nd, which also happens to be my birthday.
My beautiful and brilliant bride, Courtney, generously bestowed a posthumous knighthood to Dad this past December after his untimely departure from this world.
Also, with this donation, I am delighted to invite Courtney to join us at the roundtable and receive her damehood, which is far past due, accounting attached.
She will have to let you know her chosen title but Dame Courtney will suffice for now.
Please add blue smoke and brown water.
Are you familiar with this product?
No.
Neither am I. But I got it.
I ordered it.
It's kind of disgusting.
It's here.
Blue smoke and brown water to the round table for Sir Pop Miss Your Dad.
Ah.
One jingle request.
Yeah, no.
Yes.
There you go.
A tune of the Beals goodbye, hello, and goat karma for all.
The family that no agendas together stays together.
Love is lit, Sir Eric.
Night of the Falls.
Yeah, no.
You're saying yeah while you're saying no.
Yeah, no.
Yeah, no.
I don't know why you're saying yeah while saying no.
Yeah, no.
I don't know why you're saying yeah while saying no.
Yeah, no.
You've got...
Oh, that's a very nice memorial for Sir Pop.
By the way, Aunt Meg passed.
Oh, that's terrible.
Yeah.
Well, she was 94, so she did get a good run, that's for sure.
Yeah, well, once you get past 90, you're in the clear.
But I'm sad because I didn't get to see her for the past three years.
That kind of sucks.
Sir Shyster, from Aunt Meg, Sir Shyster, Destroyer of Cones.
Why not?
He is our first associate executive producer, and he is also from Cedro Woolley, Washington.
What is this?
Along with Travis Roan.
How about that?
Eh.
Hmm.
My donation today is to ensure that my sister, Dame J, protector of pandas, makes it onto the birthday list in celebration of her birthday on March 3rd.
Thank you for your courage and the best podcast in the universe.
We'd love Sir Shyster, destroyer of cones from Cedro or Cedroville, Willie, Washington.
I never heard of this town.
Hmm.
And the fact that we have two people from this town on this same donation segment...
It's suspicious.
That's suspicious.
Suspicious.
Eric, last on the list is Erica Waltz from Phoenix, Arizona.
I have no note from her, but she did contribute $200, and we'll be glad to read a note if it ever comes in or if we can find it.
I want to thank all these people for contributing to show 1430 as executive producers and associate executive producers and making it all possible.
And I will read the note from the previous episode from Eric Nguyen, which was missing in action.
He says, Thank you for your courage, John and Adam.
The past two and a half years of listening to the best podcast in the universe has been rewarding.
I've met the best community in the universe going to meetups in the Dallas and Austin areas.
When renewing my driver's license at the DMV the other day, my ticket number was 333, and he sent a picture of it.
Yeah, I saw it.
It's been two years since my last one, so I knew at that moment it was time to send in another No Agenda donation.
Add me to the birthday list for Monday, February 28th.
For my 31st trip around the sun, looking forward to getting my knighthood in the near future as a push towards a new career opportunity.
And then he had some jingles, and he needs a TPP job karma, which we will give him right now.
Jobs!
I should mention there's a PDF file that came in with an extremely long note.
Three pages.
Yeah.
It's pretty interesting, but it's too long to read.
Maybe we can post it or something.
I'm not sure.
We don't have a mechanism.
But we don't have a person to go with a donation on the list, I understand.
No, it's just an anonymous note that came in.
Yeah, but I think we didn't get any donation.
It says it's a donation note, if you read it.
Yeah.
But we couldn't match a donation to it.
Who was it from?
Anonymous.
Okay.
Well, that's rather broad.
So there you go.
You got it made.
Hey, Anonymous.
Thank you, Anonymous, for whatever you did.
That must have been a 3-3-3, but we don't know where that came in.
So we'll figure it out.
I don't know.
When we get it, I'll be happy to post the note.
It was an interesting note.
These are our executive producers and associate executive producers for episode 1430 of the No Agenda show.
We really appreciate this level of support and look forward to thanking more people who came in over $50.
This is part of the Time Talent Treasure project that we put together in our 15th year now.
We're on the air because we're independent.
We have no creepy commercials, no advertising money, no VC money, no The Blaze money.
In fact, it's a vow of poverty.
Continue to soldier on.
Please help us for the next show by going to this website.
Thank you again for providing everything you do for the No Agenda Show, episode 1430.
Our formula is this.
We go out, we hit people in the mouth.
Order!
Order!
Shut up, slave!
Shut up, Steve.
Let's see.
There's a lot of interesting things.
There's a lot of things going on.
First of all, there's a little aside.
I've got three clips and I want to play them.
One of them is kind of a dumb clip and I'll play it anyway.
I got into looking into your nutball idea of gasification.
Ah, for my generator, yes.
Well, heck, the generator.
Oh, you mean the flatbed Ford?
Yes.
I would say yes, for sure.
So I've got three clips that discuss it.
There's also a lot of ads.
This used to be very popular.
Should I re-explain what's going on, just to give a little brief update, or is that self-explanatory in the clips?
Well, let's play one clip, the nutty clip from the Canadian who I only wanted to play because he's got such a thick Canadian accent that I just love listening to him.
And then I'll play the good clips.
Actually, let's play the gasification.
Let's not play the Canadian right now.
Let's play the gasification intro, then to you, and then to the other clips.
Now, gasification is not a new process.
It was used back prior to World War II, and during World War II in Europe, there was several hundred thousand cars and vehicles converted to wood power.
Okay.
I'd like to think we've added a few extra twinks to it and improved it quite a bit.
I've been involved with wood gas about six years now and I estimate I've driven on wood gas enough to go around the world six times.
It's a lot of fun.
I enjoy it.
All right.
So driving on wood or wood gas, as he said.
Here's my story.
Over the past three months that I've spent acquiring and having hooked up properly my whole house generator, which runs on propane, we've continued to see energy prices go out of control.
We're now at $2.90, I think, or almost $3 for propane, which is quite expensive.
There's a lot of talk about the green people canceling propane altogether because it is, after all, does burn dirtier than natural gas.
I don't have natural gas hookup here.
So there's all kinds of noise about it and I think it could get very expensive or it could get cut off or maybe my supplier can't give it to me.
And I was talking to Tina.
I'm like, I want to have an additional backup to the backup to the backup.
And I started looking at steam engines because I love steam engines.
Like, I wonder how, you know, a steam engine turns out, you got to have a pretty big engine to get some real power out of it.
And then I remember talking on the show about gasification.
And I did a quick search because I remember that people were driving around in trucks with a big wood-burning stove on the back.
And the concept is you have a furnace, and this is all just welding, and I've already talked to my blacksmith about it.
It's a furnace, and then it has a series of tubes, and because of the structure of these tubes and how it warms and cools and it separates the actual carbon, then you have a long hose, and out of this hose comes something called syngas.
And you can stick that right into the carburetor of a generator or of a car that still has a carburetor, hence the flatbed Ford, and then you can power it.
And so my guy said, as I'm talking to him, he says, oh, I was going to suggest this to you.
Look at all this stuff.
And he had all the same links I had.
He said, I'm going to put it on a trailer so that you can then drag it behind a truck and we'll do the hookup for that as well so you can always drive.
And I have given the go-ahead on this.
Okay, so I looked into it, and the thing that, you have to do some calculations, and the second clip says, before we get to the funny Canadian, is the gasification details, and I want you to listen to this carefully.
I don't want to play this clip yet, but I want to, but by today's standards, if gasoline's $5 a gallon and your car gets 20 miles to the gallon, you're getting about, it's costing you about 25 cents a mile.
With today's gas prices.
With today's gas prices.
And even if it goes, gets cut in half, it's still going to be 12 cents or so a mile.
When I was a kid and gasoline was 25 cents a gallon, if you got 20 miles to the gallon, you were getting like, you know, it's 2, 3, 4 cents a mile depending on the gas mileage.
Right.
It was not that much.
But I wanted...
This guy, this one guy is on YouTube on gasification.
The details...
Listen to what it costs per mile to drive a car using this crazy wood burner.
Okay, this is wood.
This is fuel for the truck.
It takes...
One pound of wood to get the truck 1.3 miles.
So that's 5,200 miles per cord.
Now on my farm here, I've got all this waste wood that I can handle.
I've got plenty of wood to try to do away with.
But if I was having to buy wood here, the current market rate for wood here is $40 a week.
A cord.
That cord would take the truck over 5,000 miles.
So if I was having to buy wood, I could still travel for less than a penny a mile.
Gas vacation.
It's a process where we take biomass, wood or biomass, and burn it in an oxygen-restricted environment.
When you burn it in an oxygen-starved environment, the byproduct will be water vapor and carbon dioxide.
If you can heat that up Those products up to somewhere between 2,000 and 3,000 degrees, you'll get a thermochemical conversion that'll change it into hydrogen, carbon monoxide, and methane.
In tests we've done the analysis of the gas, we usually have about 20% hydrogen, 20% CO, about 5% methane, and the remainder of it being nitrogen, an inert gas.
That's right.
One penny a mile.
Yeah, penny a mile.
But you can throw all kinds of stuff in there.
Wood chips, you can throw in corn cobs, chestnut shells, dead cats, zombies.
Now, this was a popular mechanism in World War I, World War II. Once the war was over and gasoline was 25 cents a gallon, you know, the convenience of gasoline was forgotten.
I think it's like a forgotten technology, especially at a penny a mile.
I mean, people start thinking about this.
I think you're onto something.
Yeah.
But meanwhile, I think most people that are into this are like this Canadian guy who just kind of is a hobbyist and he just thinks it's cool.
And he's got none of the details of this Texas guy that you just heard.
This is funny.
This is the gasification Canuck.
Read about it years ago.
I mean, this isn't new.
This has been done before, eh?
Second World War, eh?
They used, they powered vehicles with wood, eh?
When there was no fuel over in Germany, France, and the Netherlands.
And they had gasifiers back then, eh?
And it kind of died off, and then back in the 70s, kind of come back to life again.
Some people brought it back, and talking about it, and doing different things with it.
And I just got interested in it.
I like things to do like this, projects, and be able to just make something.
Everybody talks about the price of gasoline, and possibly someday the shortage of gasoline, and and any petroleum products and plus the the the what it does uh carbon does to the environment and uh and this really interested me and so uh I like uh a lot of welding fabricating and just saying new things and uh it works good it's good for enthusiasts and be able to do this and I'd like to see more people get involved with this a lot of the parts from the equipment a lot of the stuff is built out of uh actually it's just built
out of junk Not all of it, of course.
I mean, the cooling rails, what you see there is parking silver.
I mean, that's all the new exhaust tubing.
What you see there, I mean, there's a lot more underneath and different spots, eh?
There's some new stuff in it.
I don't know what I've got in there.
Okay, at least 15 A's in there.
That was cool.
Yeah.
I like that, eh?
Yeah.
And I already have people reaching out to me.
Oh, I have the exact same generator.
I built a gasification system and I can show you exactly what you need for the connector.
I have a quick release system so I can switch one to the other.
I'm kind of jacked about it.
And I'm going to get an old truck or something that I can plug it in and I will be driving.
Now, that may be the end of the podcast, as you've predicted, because that's how I'm going out.
Yeah.
But they may not even let me do it because, you know, with this kind of technology, I'm pretty sure Wood's going to be deemed racist.
Burning Wood's racist, man.
Yeah, thank you.
Well, that one guy has got the, he does it, he has a bunch of calculations showing that it's net neutral.
It's carbon neutral, the whole process.
It's completely carbon neutral, and the only problem is you don't get the same amount of horsepower.
So I would probably be able to run it about 60%.
Yeah, but the horsepower cut...
Believe me, I've read all this stuff, too.
The horsepower loss is about 30%.
Yeah, 40, I heard.
So you get like a 300-horsepower engine, and it'll put out about 200 horsepower using this stuff.
Yeah.
I mean, you lose 10% if you're using ethanol at these pumps that have 100% ethanol.
The only problem is, if I'm hammering down 200 horsepower on my gasification system, Tina, who's feeding it in the back with the wood, she's got to have a special bracket to keep her on the truck.
If you're feeding the wood.
Bungie cords.
Bungie cords are up there.
Baby, we're almost in Austin.
More wood!
More wood!
By the way, I love my wife so much.
I told her this, and she just looked at me, and she kind of shook her head, like, okay.
Whatever you want to do.
She knows she married a crackpot, so what's new?
What did she discover?
It wasn't discovery.
It was an endearing way that she looked at me, like, you truly are nuts.
But thank you, because now you made me sound less crazy.
By playing that Canadian guy, I sound totally sane now.
Well, the thing is, there used to be a company in San Francisco that manufactured it.
This was a popular product.
There was hundreds of thousands of vehicles running on wood.
And we can pick up Yes, there's systems that you can build and it separates heat from electricity.
I think it's called CET or something.
There's another design that allows you to also heat your home with it.
I'd be smoking the beef.
Just get the basics done, then you can start going nuts.
That'll be V2. Yeah, V2. And I'm putting all, I'm going to film it, putting it all on YouTube.
It's going to be dynamite.
I'm going to make some internet money, finally.
It's going to be great.
I have a couple of things I want to talk about before we go back to the clips.
Okay, because I want to do State of the Union, obviously.
Yes, and I have a couple.
I don't have State of the Union clips, but I do have some Biden clips.
Well, that's State of the Union.
But, I want to talk about these.
This is important.
It's about millennials.
Very important.
Always important.
I love the millennials.
The new smart millennials.
We got them.
I have two anecdotes.
I got one from my daughter, who works at one of these...
Office is where you rent office space or whatever.
A WeWork situation, yeah.
It's a WeWork-like company.
Is she office manager?
Yeah.
So she's got an assistant.
And so they have to do some mailings.
And so the girl, she's a millennial.
She's a 20-something millennial.
She's that group.
And she asks Jay, she asks Where does the stamp go?
Oh, on the envelope?
Yeah.
Holy crap.
Was that right before she picked up the dial phone and tried to press it?
She...
And Jay had to actually tell her twice.
Wow.
Where's the stamp go again?
I forgot.
Okay.
So that's just something...
I just put that out there for something to think about.
Now, the other one was...
So Mimi's at the grocery store up in one of the grocery stores up in Sunny Farms is the name of the place up in the Sequim area of Washington and there's a clock on the wall and there's a millennial in front of her checking out.
Yeah, my favorite example.
And the millennial looks at the clock and then asks the checkout girl, what time is it?
Oh my...
The clock was a hand clock.
Yeah, an analog clock.
Yeah, 12 digits.
And the woman told her it's 315, which was set on the clock, but she couldn't read the clock.
And so Mimi says, what was that all about?
And the checkout counter woman says, all the millennials, they look at that clock, they don't know what to make of it.
They ask what time it is.
All of them.
Yeah.
Now, we've discussed this many years ago that this was happening and now it seems like it's completely dumb.
And it's so destructive because you're losing the sense of the physics of time, of the months, the hours, the spinning, if you believe in the heliospheric model, of course.
It's much easier to understand the dial of a clock face if you believe in flat earth.
It makes a lot of sense.
Well, no, they're not.
The point is that our educational system is failing in a major way.
You don't know where to put a stamp on an envelope.
You don't know what a clock says.
You can't read longhand?
They're jumping ahead.
They're like, you won't need this.
You won't need this crap in a couple of years.
They've predetermined that through their own programming, through the system, the funded.
You don't know how to write a check?
I mean, this is...
Oh, please, John, checks.
We're going to central bank digital currency in a year and a half.
They don't need checks.
No, you don't need to know that.
You don't need to know how to tell time.
You can't balance a checkbook.
There's more than just writing checks than just writing checks.
It's over.
It's over.
No, you don't need to tell time.
Your smartwatch will zap you when it's time to go.
That's the future we're going towards.
That's transhumanism.
It's predetermined.
It's in the cards.
The people who are all in will die that way.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I just thought it was disturbing.
But that's not all millennials.
I mean, that's just not true.
I know a lot of millennials who know how to tell a time and where the stamp goes.
Is this younger millennials or older millennials?
These are mostly younger.
Well, we'd like to hear from our millennial producers.
We got MPs.
They'll tell us what's up.
They'll give us the skinny.
They'll let us know what's happened, the 411.
See, they don't even know that anymore.
Give me the 4-1-1.
You sound like a broken record.
Yeah, I know.
Jeez.
Well, thanks.
That's depressing.
I'll kick it off the State of the Union with the CBS Evening News.
This is before the State of the Union, so we get a little bit of idea what the CIA broadcast systems thought the president was going to do, and it's rather expansive.
President Biden donned a blue and yellow tie today, Ukraine's national colors, as he spoke by phone with Ukraine's president, holed up in an underground bunker.
There it is.
By the way, that's kind of interesting.
What did...
Anumpur called it an undisclosed location bunker.
An underground bunker in an undisclosed location.
Which is very different from, that was CNN, very different from the way CBS portrays it.
Defense assistance as Russian bombing intensifies.
Phone with Ukraine's president.
Hold up in an underground bunker.
It's a little different to say hold up in an underground bunker versus undisclosed location command center.
Yeah, he's holed up.
It's like, this all brings to mind...
Gaddafi.
Saddam Hussein.
Yeah, Saddam, Gaddafi.
Spider hole.
We were spider hole.
Dude, we're going...
You think we're going to go rebelize that shit?
I think rebelization is in the cards.
In the cards, yeah.
That's why we're sending him all this weaponry.
Oh, my goodness.
Yeah, this is where I say those poor people.
Hold up in an underground bunker.
Zelensky said they discussed his need for more defense assistance as Russian bombing intensifies.
The U.S. and its allies unleashed more economic firepower today.
Apple halting all product sales in Russia as Visa and MasterCard blocked Russian banks from their networks.
Ford suspended operations in Russia following GM's lead.
And the operator of the new Nord Stream 2 natural gas pipeline from Russia to Germany filed for bankruptcy in the face of crippling sanctions.
But fears of a worldwide shortage forced oil prices up more than 10% today to their highest level in seven years, even after other oil-producing nations, including the U.S., agreed to release 60 million barrels of crude from their reserves.
A gallon of gas now costs 24 cents more than it did just a month ago.
We are not able to afford it anymore.
Prices are going up with food and everything else.
And yet a new CBS News poll finds overwhelming support for U.S. sanctions on Russia.
And Ukraine is the number one issue Americans want to hear about tonight, ahead of the economy, inflation, and the coronavirus.
As the pandemic recedes, the social distancing required at last year's joint address has been eliminated, and masks will be optional.
What has returned is the fortress-like security at the Capitol, a legacy of the January 6th insurrection.
So, what the CIA broadcasting systems was expecting, Ukraine, well, we definitely got that.
It was fantastic to see the coordinated colors exactly on the right sides, with the black, the yellow, and the brown, with the lighting, it was beautiful.
Then energy prices, then sanctions, but the number one issue is Ukraine.
That's the only thing Americans want to talk about is Ukraine.
The economy, inflation, then the coronavirus, and then at the very bottom, January 6th, thrown in there for good measure.
How did we do that in there?
What?
He did not.
I think he didn't have any of that.
No, I said you have to have that into the laundry list, that CBS's phony baloney laundry list about what the American people want to listen to or hear about, which is bullcrap.
Exactly.
Okay.
Yeah, I'm good.
Do you have anything from...
I have a couple of clips from Biden.
I don't know if you had anything.
Well, the only clip I was going to get, but I figured you'd get it for sure, was this idiotic clip where he says, you can't build the wall high enough to keep out the vaccine.
Because you can't build the wall high enough to keep out a vaccine.
The vaccine can stop the spread of these diseases.
You know, and somebody wrote this like, you can't build it because it's a throwback to Trump.
It's all beautiful.
And the mofo flubs it.
Flubs it!
I bet Dr.
Jill beat him for that one.
Well, let's think about this.
He's reading it from a prompter.
It says virus.
Yes, no doubt.
I disagree with the no doubt comment.
You think it said vaccine?
I think it's quite possible that the writer himself is the one who did the flub.
Because we've been hearing it over and over and over again.
The word is too long to just be something he's going to make up instead of virus.
You can't build a wall too tall enough to keep out a virus.
Or maybe the meeting went like this.
Dude, the No Agenda show hasn't had a good virus vaccine gaffe in months.
We need to do something for them.
We need to help these boys out.
Let's give them a gaffe.
I think that it was written on the script.
Well, was this also written on the script?
Putin may circle Kiev with tanks, but it'll never gain the hearts and souls of the Iranian people.
Was that also in the script?
The Iranian?
Or is that a tell for things to come?
I'm trying to imagine what the prompter says.
He's Ukrainian, Iranian.
It rhymes, so I think that was a Biden flip.
I don't think that was on there.
I do.
I do.
You do believe.
You said it.
I said I do.
You stopped yourself.
Okay, you got it.
You do think.
I'm glad you do think.
I do think.
Don't just think.
You do think.
It's just as bad.
By the way, Biden is saying do believe.
Everybody's saying it now.
Yeah, well, we're calling him out on that.
That's bad grammar.
Isn't it?
So, I think that the prompter did have a vaccine on there.
I think the screw-up was right there at the beginning.
Because the word's too long for him to just throw it in.
So the only thing I'll add to this, because I don't have much else to say, is...
I did MoFax last night, and people can listen to that.
But the big disappointment was...
Black Lives Matter was not mentioned.
In fact, Ukraine is the new Black Lives Matter.
There was not a single thing.
Remember, if you don't vote for me, you ain't black.
Don't worry, Ice Cube.
We'll do a new contract with America after we're elected.
Black America looked at this and went, oh crap, we've been got again.
How many times do you hear?
This is Lucy in the football.
It's been going on since Malcolm X talked about it in 62.
Yeah.
Yeah.
62, the same year they wanted to eat bugs again.
Now, here's the weird thing.
This was a Moe deconstruction, which I did want to mention.
He says what he feels is happening now is with all the, you know, the Soros sisters are getting rousted, right?
It's like the DAs, oh, we've got to blame all these criminals on the street.
We're going to blame that on them.
That's starting to happen.
You're hearing more and more of it.
Around here, they're going to recall our guy.
Exactly.
But the criminals are on the streets.
They are out there.
The criminals are on the streets.
And he says, holy crap, I think there just might be a new 94 crime bill.
Biden's going to see all the mayhem.
We've got Oh man, we've got everything from this.
I'll give him 10 points for that.
That's a great thought.
Smashing grabs.
We've got the drill rap.
I don't know if you know what drill rap is.
No.
This is really disgusting.
Drill rap is young black men who are hip-hop doing raps and they do videos and they talk about the other guys they killed.
And they are actually killing each other.
And then that results in another gang or another group doing a video about knocking that guy off.
Sometimes they kill him.
And the algos then kick in.
And then YouTube starts to float that to the top.
And then these kids all get record deals from major labels.
Only they get their own imprint, right?
So it's not like Elektra or Sony.
It's, you know, into hood dirt rap records.
And so they are literally funding the death of young black men.
And Moe thinks that that will be held up as, okay, we've got this drill rap.
It kind of sounds scary.
We've got to do something about it.
The new version of the Super Predators.
And I totally think he's right.
Yeah, that's a good one.
Give him a 10.
All right.
10 points.
10 points for Moe Fox.
So I have a couple of, three Biden clips.
One is about Biden, which I think is something we should pay some attention to.
And then I have two idiotic clips because he went to, oh, he took a trip after the next day to one of his nearby states to give a speech.
And he says some dumb things, as usual.
But let's listen to this NPR clip on Biden's bipartisan agenda.
President Biden took to the road today to highlight the themes of his State of the Union message.
As NPR's Asma Khalid reports, Biden focused on infrastructure and unity.
The president was in Wisconsin reiterating many of the themes from his State of the Union address.
He spoke about Ukraine, infrastructure and the economy, trying to focus on unity both abroad and at home.
We're going to demonstrate to the whole world, no one can split this country.
Unity seems to be the theme.
During Biden's State of the Union address Tuesday night, he spoke about a, quote, unity agenda that would focus on policies that he believes have bipartisan support, such as mental health and the opioid crisis.
Okay.
So I'm listening to this going, oh, gee, bipartisan support for the opiate crisis?
Why wouldn't there be bipartisan support?
Because Joe has to show that he can unite the country behind things.
And what was the other one in that two...
Mental health.
Because heaven knows that Republicans and Democrats are getting into fights about mental health constantly.
This is bull crap.
Well, hold on a second.
Hold on with your bull crap.
Because he said all of this at the same time they released a 96-page COVID strategy document, which includes a lot of this.
We can talk about it in a minute.
But that's...
That's what he was talking about.
They've put together the Pfizer marketing document actually moving forward to ensure that we still vaccinate children under five, that we continue to make masks a possible thing to mandate.
Certainly if you work within the Medicare-Medicaid system, you're still mandated to do that.
There's a bunch of Democrats in particular that think we should just mask all year round.
Oh, no doubt.
I mean, would you want to hear a few of these things about...
Well, let me get the Biden stuff, by the way, then you can play this.
Yeah, okay, good, good.
I want to get this...
One good's enough.
The Biden bromides.
I want to listen to this.
This is Biden going on with the same crap he's been saying since his campaigning.
To America, you know, you can't...
we're never going to go down for the count and blah.
He didn't go, doesn't say that this, you've heard this before, but he, he gaffes it eventually and clipped you, but play.
There's never been a good bet to bet against the American people.
Never.
Given half a chance, they've never, ever, ever, ever let the country down.
We're the only nation that has always turned every crisis we've faced into an opportunity.
No other nation you can name...
Ah, he's channeling Rahm Emanuel there.
Yeah, he is actually.
Never let a crisis go to waste.
He goes to the next part, which is we're a nation that when we have something horrible happen...
There's no other nation that does this, by the way.
When something horrible happens to us, we come out the other end.
You kind of remember.
We always come out the other end.
Unlike any other nation, we come out the other end...
Smelling like roses.
Pretty much.
But let's just see how he manages to...
Screw that thing he's been saying for the last year up.
No other nation you can name has gone through a terrible circumstance and come out at the other end worse off than they were before the circumstance occurred.
Hold on a second.
I've got to hear that whole thing again.
No other nation you can name has gone through a terrible circumstance and come out at the other end worse off than they were before the circumstance occurred.
The dude is fried!
He's been saying this same pitch for two years or I don't know how long.
He may have gone back.
And he can't get it right.
No other nation has an issue and then comes out worse than us.
Why is he switching stuff?
Well, I mean, we know why.
He's demented.
He's demented.
The thing is, we always come out better.
He says over and over again, you can get plenty of clips.
We've got plenty in the archives.
But for some reason, on this day, which I think was yesterday, Wednesday.
Yeah, it was Wednesday because he was up there with an ash.
He had an ash Wednesday.
Oh, he had a thing on his forehead.
He had a thing on his forehead.
He was probably in Delaware.
Which was like, come on.
He always does that.
So he's showing off that, look, I'm a Catholic, I wear this thing like, you know, that's what you used to do if you're a Catholic.
Yeah, you'd walk around with that stupid spot on your head.
Now I'm mad.
If you were in the fifth grade.
I'm mad now because I didn't clip it.
I thought it was a little too visual.
So the president is on his way to that speech and he does, you know, now he's in the Trump spot where Trump used to talk to the journalists all the time and he feels he has to do that.
And he has the charcoal on his forehead.
The ashes.
And the question is, hey, as a Catholic, how can you support abortion, Roe v.
Wade?
And he starts to answer it, and right away, you can't see it, but Dr.
Jill gets a signal, and she starts walking towards him, very resolute, like, hey, Joe, time to go.
And then, yep, and she totally handled him.
Handled him right out of it.
Yeah, he's going to be this devout Catholic with his Ash Wednesday mark, which is, again, something that you do in the fifth grade.
And I can say from experience.
You don't walk around as the 80-year-old president of the United States with that thing on your head.
Even Kennedy never did.
I remember being in Manhattan on Ash Wednesday and all my employees, who were not super young, who were not old, they were...
Reasonably young would show up and they'd all have, or a lot of employees would have the ash.
Maybe it's location driven?
It might be.
I don't know what it is.
I know there used to be traditional to wander around.
It's just kind of a show of, look me.
I think it's the same as a burka.
There you go.
Or a yarmulke.
Or those crazy ass braids with the strings.
That's my favorite.
So, well, we don't want to mock religion by any means.
We're not mocking religion at all.
We said crazy ass.
The president of the United States with the ashes on his forehead at his age, giving speeches, it's ridiculous.
I always liked the Hare Krishna with their tambourines and the finger cymbals.
Hare Hare, and they're at the airport.
Yep.
Amsterdam, they had the Bhagwan.
They had a huge headquarters.
They finally rousted that guy from me.
He took over a city in Oregon.
It's unbelievable.
I think my sister even went.
They would have parties on weekends.
And it would be like a club.
And then all of a sudden they do the Hare Hare Krishna Krishna.
Everyone's like on drugs and shit.
Like, jump in, do that.
It's a great party, dude.
So anyway, now, before I get into the COVID stuff, Related to the speech.
I saw Dana Perino.
I think she was on Tucker.
I fell asleep.
But she was asked to deconstruct the speech.
And she said it was really a piece of crap.
That it was written like a high schooler.
I heard the same.
I saw it.
Yeah, I don't have a clip.
She was brutal.
Yeah, and she used to do that for a living for Bush, right?
Yeah.
And she said it was just a horrible piece of crap.
There was nothing good.
It was just da-da-da-da-da.
There was nothing underneath the statements.
And it was disorganized.
Yeah.
Okay, so what is in the national COVID-19 preparedness plan that the White House released?
There's many articles about it.
Here's a CBS EV News report.
The new COVID plan includes an aggressive monitoring system that the White House says can detect new variants earlier and trigger a faster response with vaccines and treatment.
The president's plan launches a new test to treat initiative to provide individuals access to testing and treatment for free all in one stop.
But it's those new variants, warns Dr.
Peter Hotez, that could slow the progress the country is now making.
I think the only asterisk that you have to put on that...
Did you hear what he said?
He said asterisk.
Yeah, he said asterisk.
It's asterisk.
Asterisk.
Yeah, Cam, it's hard.
Yeah, I'm not gonna.
No, I know how to say it.
I think it was Matthews that they want to put an asterisk next to his name like they have done.
It's asterisk.
Hotez.
Aztec.
Aztec, Hotep.
It's those new variants, warns Dr.
Peter Hotez, that could slow the progress the country is now making.
I think the only asterisk that you have to put on that is that this is more of a pause than the end of the epidemic in the United States.
So many of us are anticipating the rise of another variant of concern.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Of course, another variant of concern.
Notice the test to treat.
This is what it is.
Test to treat.
If you want treatment, you're going to be tested.
We have to be tested to get a treatment.
Here we go.
The test to treat calls for antiviral medications to be available to people as soon as they test positive for COVID-19.
The plan says, well, I can tell you what the plan says.
Get the Pfizer pill!
I bought a whole bunch of them.
I bought millions of them.
You can get the Pfizer pill.
It's going to be great.
Take the Pfizer pill.
But also, we'll have extra money to continue to make Vaccines available and current.
And they have changed, the CDC and FDA have changed things, so they now will be able to approve new variant versions of the vaccine faster than ever.
Ho-ho!
Ho-ho!
They don't really explain how, but I trust it.
Miracle!
And they will continue to work towards getting...
Oh, boy, do I need a drink.
They will continue to work towards vaccines that are appropriate for children between 5 and 11, and this is all over the news.
We do have news on the pandemic tonight as more states ease their COVID restrictions.
The CDC now estimating the Omicron sub-variant, BA2, nearly doubling every week in the U.S., slightly more transmissible, they believe, making up more than 8% of new infections.
Researchers don't expect another surge, but worry it may slow the drop in cases.
And despite Pfizer's vaccine being found less effective at preventing COVID infections in children 5 to 11, a new CDC study tonight shows that two doses are still 74% effective in preventing hospitalizations.
Pfizer now studying a possible third dose for that younger age group.
I cannot believe that only one week separated.
CDC, we've got to destroy it.
We've got to get rid of it.
It's no good.
They lied to us.
They're not professional communicators.
We need to have a whole new organization too.
CDC has new research.
Do you have a young child?
CDC has new research for you.
This morning new data shows the Pfizer vaccine was less effective in kids than in teens and adults.
The study shows that in New York State, at the height of the Omicron variant, the pediatric dose of the Pfizer vaccine for kids ages 5 to 11 was less effective than in teens and adults who got the full dose, providing minimal protection against infection a month after vaccination.
So they're just continuing.
This is all about pharma, and they have asked for $50 billion plus an additional $6 billion to put this plan into play, and a large part of that will be for mental health.
So if you have a mental health issue, you're a Medicare-Medicaid, or if you are a government worker, you will get universal basic income, I'm predicting, or your corporate, or either your Your department or your company will receive money from the government to help you through those troubling times of mental issues.
So there's a lot of money coming down the pipeline, the way I see it.
As it comes to, you heard the surveillance, tracking and tracing.
We were questioning why a whole bunch of companies were trying to get in on this, including Salesforce, if you recall.
Yep.
A note from one of our producers, Salesforce was famous during the second peak in Melbourne, where they were quoted widely at the time, chastising the government for not being chosen to help the track and trace system, as the government rejected the offer from Salesforce and got caught napping with no system, and thus the virus escaped unchecked and with a pen-paper-manual system to cope with it.
And then, in June 2021, Salesforce got the big order.
They're in on it.
They're doing tracking and tracing.
Got another producer who said that her wife did a test and they looked over the person's shoulder or whatever and saw on the screen that they were entering the information into a Salesforce record.
Salesforce, I mean, think about it.
It's so beautiful.
You want to make sure that people are kept out of organizations because they're unclean.
They're pure blood but unclean.
Salesforce knows everything about everybody.
And they own LinkedIn.
They got it all.
It's total business surveillance.
Microsoft owns LinkedIn.
Oh, shoot.
What did they buy?
Slack.
There's another good one.
It's valuable.
Valuable, valuable, valuable.
They're in on it.
Don't think that your mandates are really going to go...
Someone sent me a new term.
Mandatorship.
Kind of like that.
It's disgusting, these companies.
Yeah, it really is.
So that's the new plan which is in play.
But it doesn't matter because people don't care about that.
It's all the way at the bottom of the list, according to the president.
It's not even on the list, according to CBS. Right.
So, I want to, by the way, take a victory lap for calling the nominee for the Supreme Court justice.
Yes, you may have that, although she's not been confirmed yet.
She hasn't been picked, but there's nobody better.
Ah, Claiborne.
Yeah, Claiborne wants this other woman who's not as good as this woman.
No, no, no.
Claiborne himself.
Oh, that's interesting.
Claiborne got Joe Biden elected.
No, but wait.
Bear with me.
Yeah, Joe said that.
He nominated a woman.
I think problem's coming.
There will be a problem with his selection, Brown Jackson, and maybe even with another one.
Claiborne got Joe Biden elected.
We got him into the presidential candidate with what he did in South Carolina.
You remember, it was Claiborne who endorsed him and pushed everybody.
I know, I know.
I know exactly what happened.
And I think it would work if Claiborne just manages to describe himself or to identify as a woman.
Boom!
Problem solved.
Okay, that could happen.
That could happen.
I think we'll see problems with Brown Jackson.
There will be some problems that will, you know, we tried a black woman, but hey, it didn't work out.
No.
She's going to get in.
Okay.
She's personable enough that she would fit in with that group, I'm pretty sure.
She actually seems to a degree kind of cool.
I don't know, does she have a whole bunch of woke stuff that she did and that makes everybody mad?
No, she doesn't seem to have that so much.
She may actually be more cynical than she appears.
She seems bubbly, like a bubbly sorority girl in a lot of ways, but she's smart.
Okay.
I think she can get in.
All right.
Well, yes, take your lap.
Lap taken.
She's not in yet.
But you called the candidate.
Yeah, we're good at it.
The two of us, both of us, in different ways.
I'm good at calling vice presidents.
I do popes.
I called the Joe Biden thing when he was on the ropes.
I do popes.
Called this woman.
You called the post.
I called Trump.
Trump.
You called Trump.
Yeah.
People should use us as a betting platform.
No, don't do that.
You sent me something I'd receive from other people, but since you sent it to me, I figured this is in your wheelhouse.
This is the Cumulative Analysis of Post-Authorization Adverse Event Reports regarding, I think it's the BioNTech vaccine.
Pfizer.
Yeah, you want to explain what's going on with that?
Because I put it in the show notes as requested.
People should check this out for sure.
It's got a lot of attention on the Noja and the social and elsewhere.
It got leaked somehow as one of the documents they've been trying to bury.
And it is the company itself showing the adverse effects that these vaccines give.
And it's just the nightmare.
The fact that they even got this thing through is just beyond me.
This is their own report.
And they just dumped a bunch of docs that are just out there, and I haven't heard a single thing about it.
Where's Fox?
Oh, it's not on the media.
The media's not covering this, that's for sure.
No, where's Hotez?
Yeah, where's the Fox coverage?
Where's Tucker?
Yeah.
And I have here 1,223 reported fatalities.
All we do on this show is shovel sand into the ocean.
We are pushing the sea back with a mop on the beach.
That's exactly what we're doing.
But you know what?
We love doing it.
I'm going to show my support by donating to no agenda.
Imagine all the people who could do that.
Oh, yeah, that'd be fab.
And we do have a few people to thank for show 1430 as we head toward 1440, which is a number that's important or something.
Actually, 1433 is going to be the 33rd episode with the number 33 in it.
My God, man!
How do you have so much time on your hands?
I got an email.
Well done.
Well done.
I'm very proud of you on that one.
Good one.
So that's $14.33.
John Robinet starts us off at $100 and then Andre Picchu in Ryswick.
Ryswick.
Weissweik, Netherlands, $100.
Baron Ladekin in Houston, Texas, $100.
Matthew Smith, Sir Smitty, as it were.
He's the Burning River Coastie from North Royalton, Ohio, 9999.
Brian MacGyver, no relation, poor.
Portage, Michigan, 8008.
And he says, had to have a boobs donation and have a call out to Jeff Hoos as a douchebag.
Douchebag!
Sir Kevin McLaughlin, our friend and buddy, the Duke of Luna, and he's the lover of America and boobs.
He is.
And he's in Concord, North Carolina, 8008.
He is a true boob lover.
He is.
He's the big boy.
Sir Jamo of North Central Idaho in Lewiston, 6933.
Craig Kohler in Evansville, Indiana, 6502.
James Buell in Vista, California, 6006.
Brian Furley, shortlist today again.
Brian Furley, 5510.
David Weicker in Jacksonville, Florida, 5510.
Zach Welch wants to read his notes, if there's anything in there we need to read.
Zach Welch in Bury in Washington, right near the airport.
Yes, we need to de-douche his human resources as they have now contributed $34 collectively to the show.
Annabelle, Nahum, and Dossi.
You've been de-douched.
You got it.
I like it.
De-douching the kids.
Way to go, Dad.
Very nice.
Rick Gibbs in Woodbury, Minnesota.
That's 54-22.
Birthday to Jeff.
Lydia Terry Dominelli in Lifton Park, New York.
53-33.
Sir Eric Hochul in Mulrose, Deutschland, 52.
Scott Nelson in Council Bluffs, Iowa, 50.01.
And here we go.
$50 donors, name and location.
Bred Chickney in Lake Worth, Florida.
Jill Woods in Ocean Grove, New Jersey.
James Sharametta in Napanok, New York.
Joseph Barnes over here in Oakland, California.
Anna Drake in Whitestown, Indiana.
Claire Thornhill in Toronto, Ontario.
Herbert Hess in Spring, Texas.
Jason Marrero in Portland, Oregon.
Timothy Moore in Arlington, Texas.
Tony Lang in Castle Pines, Colorado.
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Loretta Vandenberg in Provencal, Louisiana.
Andrew Watson in Fairhope, Alabama.
Dale Fitch in Hendersonville, North Carolina.
Chris Goodman in Leander, Texas.
Eliza Santamaria in Parts Unknown, but there's a birthday coming out.
And he's a shout out to her boyfriend, Matthew.
Hey, Matthew.
Zach Welch and Burien.
Is this the same?
Yeah, he came in with two.
Zach does this.
Yeah, he does.
Other people do it, too.
Yeah, yeah.
Anyway, Zach's still in Burien.
Sir Brian Watson in Raleigh, North Carolina, and Sir Aichi Kitagawa, $50 from San Francisco, California.
I want to thank all these people for making the show 1430 at Reality.
Also, thank you to our executive and associate executive producers who we mentioned earlier who have those real credits that can be used anywhere.
We do not typically read anything under $50 because people like to stay anonymous there, or they're one of our many subscriptions.
Sometimes the subscriptions hit a certain level, and that is also true with William Leonard, $40, and I will read his note.
It's been many months, but I've finally earned my seat at the roundtable.
Please knight me Sir Hanser Kant.
Wait.
Sirhan Sirhan, Knight of the MK Ultra Sleeper Cells.
There you go.
I'd like to request a white Russian and a roach on a clip at the round table, please.
I shall bring my own.
Adam, if you're ever invited back on Rogan, refuse to go on unless John comes out there to join you.
So I should comment?
Yes.
Adam and I do not work these shows as a team.
No.
That's the show.
That's what you guys value.
Adam will go out and do some work.
What am I going to do?
I go out and do some work.
He goes out and does some work.
He does more work than I do generally because he's in Texas where there's a lot of work.
And I'm young and handsome.
And he's a better looking guy.
No, I didn't say better looking.
I said young and handsome.
He's a stud.
And so...
So he goes out and does his thing in these Texas places.
It's better because whenever I do one of these appearances, John berates me about what I did wrong and then I do better the next time.
You're the coach.
I'm Adam Curry from the No Agenda Show.
Have you ever heard of the No Agenda Show?
You can also find it at noagendashow.com.
That's how you do it, but he refuses.
He actually wants to talk to the guy.
So I condemn him.
Now, we don't work as a team that way.
It's just a waste of...
For one thing, hauling my ass down to Texas is not a good use of my time.
Let's start with that.
Yeah, noted.
Okay, onwards.
He says, John, why don't you wear headphones?
Valid question.
Adam is 15 years younger than I am, more or less.
What does that have to do with you?
How are your ears doing?
What?
Adam wears hearing aids and I don't.
And you're saying...
Headphones cause loss of hearing.
You're saying you don't wear headphones because of that?
I thought you just liked it better.
Well, there's that.
I like it better.
But the element is...
It's in play in the back of my mind.
But...
Forget about it.
I'm very happy because it forced me into a practice that I'd never had to apply previously, which is the art of noise-gating just right.
Yeah, he's the master.
And so I'm very happy with it because it has improved my skill.
Now, Agenda truly is the best podcast in the universe.
Peace and love.
And we say peace and love to you.
And thank you to all of our supporters for episodes 1430.
Dvorak.org slash N. And roll out a karma for everybody just in case you need it.
You've got... Karma.
Nice list for today, Eric.
Eric Nguyen, 31, on February 28th.
Thank you again for following up the note, Eric.
Travis Rohn celebrated on yesterday, as did Sir Eric.
Kyle Parker, 36, on today.
And Kyle Parker also says happy birthday to his wife, Janet.
Who turns 29 today?
Sir Farmer Todd, 43 on this March 3rd.
Sir Scheisse, the destroyer of cones.
Happy birthday to his sister, Dame J, protector of pandas.
She's celebrating on March 3rd today as well.
Dreb will be celebrating tomorrow.
Harry in Finland.
Happy birthday to his brother, Tomas, 29 on the 5th.
Eliza Santamaria.
Happy birthday to her handsome boyfriend, Matthew, from Southington, Connecticut, on March 7th.
And Rick Gibbons winds it up with a birthday shout-out to his brother, Jeff Gibbons, who is turning 54.
Happy birthday to everybody here at the best podcast in the universe.
It's your birthday, yeah!
Come gather round, douchebag, producer and slave.
As we all thank your brothers and sisters who gave.
And some of them nights, some of them days.
For the titles are a-changing.
Titles are a-changing today thanks to an additional $1,000 donation from Sir John Noonan, who now becomes Baron John, the fabulous ruler of the Glacial Drumland Trail of Wisconsin.
Thank you.
Time for the Knights and Dames.
We have, uh...
Oh, it's a small podium today.
Just two, so we can just pull out that one.
Yes, can you get that one?
I like that one.
I got the shorty here.
That's what she said.
Up on the podium, Courtney and William Leonard.
Both of you have qualified to be here at the roundtable.
Thank you so much for your support to the No Agenda Show in the amount of $1,000 minimum.
And I'm very proud to pronounce the KV as Dame Courtney and Sirhan Sirhan, Knight of the MK Ultra Sleeper Cells for you.
We've got Hookers and Blow, Rent Boys and Chardonnay.
We've got Blue Smoke and Brown Water, White Russian and Roach on a Clip.
Along with that, we got some redheads and ryes, beers and blunts, Ruben S. Women and Rosé, geishas and sake, vodka and vanilla, bong hits and bourbon, sparkling cider and escorts, breast milk and pavlin, ginger ale and gerbils, and oh yeah!
Oh, yeah.
Put the brown water aside.
Here's your mutton and mead.
Sir Pop will like that one, too.
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And now you qualify to, well, you have your seat at the round table.
You have all the goodies here.
You're munching away.
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All part of the service here when you support us.
And of course, the Baron also gets his location marked in the Peers Committee's map.
Thank you all for supporting the No Agenda show.
No Agenda!
Meetup!
Like a party.
Like a party.
Hey, no meetup reports today.
Well, there was one, but there was a failed meetup report.
It only got like the last six seconds.
We'll have that one on Sunday's show.
March 4th, that is tomorrow, Martinis with a View.
This is one of the No Agenda Meetups you can attend, and you can find them all, of course, at noagendameetups.com.
5 o'clock at Cliff House in the Downstairs Lounge in Tacoma, Washington.
On Saturday, Hocals Locals will be meeting at noon at the Sand City South in Lindenhurst, New York.
Also on Saturday, the South Jersey Meetup Party in the Pines, noon at Piccolilly Inn in Chamon, New Jersey.
Saturday, Central Oregon Local 17 meets at General Duffy's Waterhole in Redmond, Oregon.
And there's the big docks backyard at 1 o'clock Sunset Valley, Texas.
Of course, Baron Scott of the No Agenda Armory.
Oh my goodness, I should be at that one.
I gotta figure out what's...
I was gonna pick up all the dog poop.
I did kind of promise that.
It's in front of the neighbor's house, that's why.
Do you always pick up dog poop?
It's a lot of dog poop.
It's from the day we had this dog in the morning, I walked around the back road and it's just, now the dog doesn't even want to walk there.
It's just like, dude, there's poop.
It's kind of a big deal.
Dogs poop.
It's an issue.
Fourth floor, Bootlegger's Ball, a place to speak easy at Reggie's in Chicago, Illinois.
That'll be on Saturday as well.
And Zurich, Switzerland, Purpur, is where you can meet on March 5th.
There is so much coming up.
Let me just give you some places.
Tilburg, the Netherlands, Post Falls, Idaho, Pittsburgh, Charlotte, North Carolina, Peterborough, Ontario, Marlboro, Massachusetts, Madras, Oregon, Vienna, Austria, Deerfield Beach, Florida, Fishers, Indiana, Albuquerque, New Mexico, York Haven, Pennsylvania, Youngstown, North Carolina, Chattanooga, Tennessee, and the fast train Youngstown, North Carolina, Chattanooga, Tennessee, and the fast train will be Cherryvale, California.
Kansas City, Rhode Island, Houston, Texas, Orlando, Florida, Concord, California.
These are the No Agenda meetups.
It's something that is completely produced or organized.
It is an opportunity for everybody with the same community, To just get together wherever you are in the world and be able to just speak your mind, speak freely, not trigger people, have a good time, learn some shit, have a good time.
Did I say that enough?
Noagendameetups.com.
Anybody can join anywhere.
If you can't find one near you, start one.
It's really easy and always guaranteed a pate.
Sometimes you want to go hang out with all the nights and days.
You wanna be where you won't be Triggered or held the blame You wanna be where everybody feels the same I think I'll have a Trumer Pills on behalf of the Vienna, Austria.
Do you have one handy?
Is that what you're drinking already?
Are you on the Camelot train now?
I'm not drinking one.
Now I'm drinking a Perrier.
But Trumer Pills is interesting because we have a brewery in Berkeley that is licensed by Trumer in Austria.
Huh.
And to the point where they were refusing to license to anybody unless they twice a year sent a trumer inspector to Berkeley to make sure the beer was exactly the same.
Wow.
Yeah.
And it is.
It's good.
It's good stuff.
It's very good.
Isos.
I have two.
Okay, let's do yours first because I have something different today.
Something different.
I do have something different.
Alright, well let's start with what why.
Okay, what why?
What why?
Ooh, I like the dynamics of it.
Let me hear it again.
What why?
Who is that?
That's Sophia?
No, it's not Sophia.
It is some...
I can't remember who it was, but it was some...
I was doing some clips and that was in there.
Okay.
And then I like...
This is the one I like.
This is Do More.
I wish we could do more.
I like that one.
I like that one.
Well, I was sent an audition reel.
Child abuse audition reel.
It happens often here at the No Agenda Show.
This is Amy's niece, who is seven, and I thought we'd just listen to a few.
I think she is a future ISO queen.
I really think she's got it down.
You want to hear a few of them?
Yeah, play the whole tape.
I'm ready.
How do you like it?
Thanks!
The best podcast in the universe!
Seventh.
Now she gets rowdy pretty soon.
Oh, wow!
John's going off the rails.
I like that one myself.
I like it too.
Hold on.
What?
I should comment for people who want to send stuff like this in.
What makes, I think, why Adam's attracted to this is because there's something that's important.
Clarity.
Yes.
That's why I like Sophia with an F so much.
She's very clear and enunciates and the words are separated and definable.
It's dynamite.
John's going off the rails!
John goes off the rails again!
Now that, I'm keeping that one for another time.
Oh my god!
John is going off the rails!
Dude, these are awesome.
Who coached her to say that?
This is her aunt.
Her aunt.
She took her sister's kid, stole the kid, forced it to talk into this microphone.
It's a I'm not buying that.
That's private info.
Damn.
You're the spook.
Good one.
Where's my money for this?
Wait a minute.
Now she's ad-libbing.
Now it's getting a little creep.
Pay up now.
Are they in the...
Maybe they're like mafia.
They're in the extortion business.
They're Ukrainians.
I do not have a little head.
What?
Mac and cheese, mac and cheese.
This is going nowhere.
Wow!
She's like got all the Dvorak-isms.
That's really interesting.
I think this is good.
If you're going to take any of these, this is going nowhere for end of show.
Okay, all right.
Let me grab it.
Mac and cheese, mac and cheese.
Wait, is it here?
I hate it when mommy and daddy fucks.
Pay up now!
Okay, I think it was here.
I do not have a little head!
Wait, where was it?
I can't find it.
Oh, it's after this?
Mac and cheese!
No, it's the mac and cheese.
No.
This is going nowhere.
Okay, that's the one.
Boom.
Okay.
This is going nowhere.
Okay, ISO'd.
And again, the reason that that was usable is because she's clear.
Yep.
So this does have a couple of functions.
One, the microphone.
It may have not been a great mic, but it was a good mic, and it wasn't a mic that was muddy.
Yeah.
So...
All right, let's do one more clip to get us out, because we're way behind, as usual.
And before you say it, it's too long!
It's too long, yeah.
Well, since you talked about this earlier, I think this is the one we'll go out with, which is, you know, talking about the basic income, give money to everybody.
So the smart states, at least the Democrat states, say, you know, they're going to be giving money to everybody.
The feds are, let the feds pick up some of our medical expenses here in California.
And refund the police with it.
Cal Health Insurance KQED.
The cost of health insurance premiums through the Affordable Care Act would skyrocket if federal subsidies are allowed to expire at the end of the year, according to an analysis by Covered California.
The American Rescue Plan passed in response to the COVID pandemic led to a 20 percent drop in monthly premiums for Covered California consumers.
Executive Director Peter Lee says those earning $18,000 to $32,000 a year would be hit hardest, with premiums more than doubling.
Many, when they come to our marketplace, will, without the expansion of the American Rescue Plan subsidies, face a sticker shock that will mean coverage is not within reach for them.
Covered California estimates 150,000 people could be pushed out of the California market.
Oh my goodness, this is it.
That's how they're going to print it.
That's how you do it.
And as I was going to say, our health insurance went up $300 a month post-pandemic.
So these people then get kicked out.
They have to go to the marketplace.
Besides the price, you get spammed with calls and texts for five months.
Yeah.
Everyone has to go through it.
Oh, yeah.
So what do you think?
A trill?
Print up a trill?
Print up a trill?
No, but it'd be a billion or two.
Oh, man.
We've got to do a trill.
Come on.
We've got to do a trill.
We do a trill.
Oops.
Ow.
Sorry.
I got the trill wrong.
Well, we'll see what they do.
I'm sure we'll know more by Sunday's show.
I should mention that the Ukraine, or I'm sorry, the Georgia invasion and Kershyn back in 2008 lasted 17 days.
We're on, what, day 8?
So, keep that in mind.
Coming up next on NoAgendaStream.com, Random Thoughts latest episode, which will be about the State of the Union, so you will like listening to that, no doubts.
Join the troll room, if you dare.
We've got a lot of end-of-show mixes, so I have to make a selection.
Others will carry over to Sunday's show.
Sir Ned Wood is in there.
Rolando Gonzalez.
We also have Tom Starkweather.
And I think I'll end it up with T.J. Dorfeld and his son, who did a whole No Agenda video on Instagram and TikTok.
It's long, but I think you'll enjoy it.
Coming to you from the heart of the Texas Hill Country here in FEMA Region No.
6 in the morning, everybody.
I'm Adam Curry.
And from northern Silicon Valley, where it's actually sprinkling out, which is nice.
I'm John C. Dvorak.
We return on Sunday right here on No Agenda.
Please remember us at dvorak.org slash na.
Until Sunday, adios mofos!
and such.
Welcome to the EU There's no turning back
Give us all your gasp We will save you from that evil whiskey gluten.
Let BIMF eat gluten.
Everybody wants to rule Ukraine There's a myth that will fly into you Just look out when the bombs come totally down When you die we'll be right behind you So sad you almost made it Too bad we had to fake it Everybody wants to rule Ukraine
Look at me Listen to me.
This is a critical moment.
These people are naive in such a dangerous way.
Against history, against common sense, naive as hey, such a dangerous way.
We have to deal with it because Putin presents himself as a strong leader, anti-gay.
He takes no prisoners.
He kills them, he poisons them, he imprisons them, whatever.
A total loss of spine and conscience.
Naivete.
Beaming in accurate information.
Outrageous.
They could not be more mistaken.
And more people in the press and in politics need to be doing that.
This is a critical moment.
You will survive.
Yay!
I know.
You know.
I know.
You know.
I know.
You know.
I know.
You know.
I know.
We're joining with European allies to find and seize their yachts, their luxury apartments, their private jets.
We're coming for you, ill-begotten gays.
I know.
You know.
I know.
You know.
I know.
You know.
I know.
We are ready.
We are united and that's what we did.
We stayed united.
We prepared extensively and carefully.
We spent months building coalitions of other freedom-loving nations in Europe.
We won't stop.
You can't build a wall high enough to keep out.
A vaccine, the vaccine can stop the spread of these diseases.
I know.
You know.
I know.
You know.
I know.
Thank you.
Go get him.
We don't talk about branding.
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We don't talk about branding It was election time Economy was booming And there wasn't a cloud in the sky Clouds loud in the sky Branding walks in Scandermic begins It's science Sorry, my son, go on.
That's what they tell us.
Wear a mask alone in your car.
That's freaking crazy.
No question what the experts say.
Just give back to your slaves.
We don't talk about Brandon.
No, we don't talk about Brandon Obvious to see Brandon stuttering or stumbling I can't always hear him sort of muttering or mumbling I associate him with the sound of Go, you know the thing He takes heavy sniffs of the kids, it's a frightening Always fall asleep, always supposed to be speaking Grappling with words that no one understands A four-year term.
Creeps all in the house.
What's the build back?
Somebody else.
But the one good thing we salvaged from this mess is all the memes about Brandon.