This is your award-winning Kimbo Nation Media assassination episode 1422.
This is no agenda.
Awaiting Snowmageddon Part 2!
And broadcasting live from the heart of the Texas Hill Country here in FEMA Region No.
6 in the morning, everybody.
I'm Adam Curry.
And from northern Silicon Valley, we're all waiting for the new Super Bowl to come with the Los Angeles Ramrods and the Cincinnati Bengalis.
I'm John C. Dvorak.
It's Craig Vaughn and Buzzkill in the morning!
All right, so we tested for about 10 minutes before the show.
You know, you give me level.
And then you come in like blasting through your microphone like we did not test that level.
Oh, no.
Oh, my God.
That was the most over-modulated opening ever.
Let's do it again.
No, no, no.
We're keeping it now.
This is good.
No, let's do it again.
No, that doesn't sound good.
All right, hold on.
Okay, never mind.
You want to do it again?
If we really want to do it again, we can do it again.
Well, I can back way off like...
No, no, no.
No, no, no, no.
You should not be compensating.
Okay, well, why don't we not do it again?
We'll just leave it a mess.
We'll just leave it the crap.
Hey, in the morning to you, John.
How you doing?
In the morning, on top of the morning.
In the morning.
Yeah, we got 22 degrees here in the hill country.
Yesterday, Tina went to the HEB. She said, the shelves were empty.
People were running around like crazy.
Oh, Snowmageddon is coming.
Snowmageddon is coming.
Ugh!
Oh, please.
Yeah.
In a week from now, the place will be normal.
No, tomorrow.
Tomorrow, it's supposed to be 80.
It'll be 90.
Yeah.
And, you know, the governor's, whoa, we can't, I can't promise there won't be any planned outages.
Okay.
Anyway, we have our dude named Ben, our knight protector of the megawatts.
like, man, don't worry.
We're good.
They're not going to let that happen again.
Something may happen, but they're not going to let it happen again, but not for a while.
Not the way it happened that time, because that was just greed.
That's not going to happen.
So the transfer switch is in.
The generator is in the right spot.
Now we're just connecting the conduit to the generator, the wire to the generator, and the tubing to the propane tank.
Should be done this weekend.
The boys are showing up.
I said, if the domestic extremists take out the power grid and this thing is not hooked up, I'm going to be very upset with you.
To which they said, really?
Oh, I hope that happens.
Finally, target practice with moving targets.
So, uh, it's probably too cold for me to come out and work.
No, no, no, no.
This isn't...
No, are you kidding?
These are real men.
They don't mess around.
They're like, oh, I have corona!
I can't come!
No, none of that.
None of that.
Um, real men, speaking of, the truckers, In Scandinavia, it continues very little M5M coverage.
Well, that doesn't sound right, because I have a clip.
Yes?
From Shudo.
Oh, okay.
Who addressed this situation?
Oh, so I must have it all wrong.
Let's see what the Prime Minister says.
To the nearly 90% of truckers across the country who've gotten vaccinated, who continue working hard to keep us fed and keep our economy moving, thank you.
Truckers have tough jobs.
Long hours on the road.
Days away from their families.
Real challenges, particularly over the past two years, as they've continued to step up to put food on our shelves and on our tables, to support us with life-saving medication and supplies.
We have relied on you, and you can rely on us to continue to stand with you and allow you to do your jobs safely.
Almost 90% of you are doing exactly right, exactly that.
And we thank you deeply for everything you've done.
The behavior on display this weekend does not represent you.
Yeah.
Okay.
So, if it's 50,000 trucks, that's only 10%.
So, how many truckers are there in Scandinavia?
Yeah.
It just seems like a lot.
But that was...
The narrative was...
That, but this is the CBC, and I think this kind of was all telling about where they're pushing this.
Now reach out to Bernie Farber.
He is the chair of the Canadian Anti-Hate Network in Canada.
Bernie, thank you for joining us.
Sounds a lot like the Anti-Defamation League.
Yes, today.
Thank you, Michael.
Listen, I want to begin with your thoughts.
As someone who grew up in Ottawa, as someone whose father was a Holocaust survivor, when you hear about swastikas being painted onto Parliament Hill, being used to deface property around the nation's capital, what goes through your mind?
Well, it's absolutely frightening.
I think you have to remember that it's not just me, but there are many of my friends and family and others in the Jewish community and in the community of color and other minority groups, but specifically those groups that have been targeted by Nazis and neo-Nazis in this country.
You see swastikas and Confederate flags, but specifically swastika flags.
Swastika flags!
I mean, it does fill you with apprehension.
It fills you with fear.
It fills you with concern.
And as a child of Holocaust survivor, I understand it, but I actually think most Canadians get this.
And it's not just a few malcontents or a couple flags.
This so-called convoy actually ceded the ground...
In my opinion, for the worst display of Nazi and racist propaganda that I have ever seen in this country.
And I've been to lots of protests and many more such as these, going back to the late 1960s to this very day.
And honestly, I have never, ever seen anything like this.
A couple of observations.
Yes, please.
Does this guy know that those swastikas are indicators that it's the government that's the Nazis?
It's not a bunch of Nazis writing swastikas out because they want to kill Jews?
I think his bias is different.
No, I don't think he understands that.
You don't think he understands that?
No.
And by the way, I do want to remind people, and I hate to do it during this Whoopi Goldberg wondrous moment where she doesn't know what the Holocaust even was...
That the definition of Holocaust survivor was somebody that was alive during the Holocaust era.
It doesn't mean they were in a camp.
Oh, that's really interesting.
You know, I should probably...
Play this clip because we really don't need to do much about Whoopi Goldberg.
I don't have any clips.
I actually have one that is not from the apology or any of that stuff or her time out or all of this outrage.
She should have been kicked off just like Osborn!
Please.
But what was interesting is the whole crew is now, you know, after she kind of makes this opening flub and, you know, she makes the big mistake of saying, no, no, no, Jews...
It wasn't a flub.
Hello.
No...
As I said, she makes the mistake of calling Jews white people and just doubling down and tripling down.
But listen to what the other women are also saying about the Holocaust, even the comparison to vaccination passports, etc., different status of people, and how completely...
Clueless they are in what they're actually saying.
I just want to play this one.
Well, also, if you're going to do this, then let's be truthful about it because the Holocaust isn't about race.
No.
No.
It's not about race.
But it's not about race.
It's not about race.
Because it's about man's inhumanity to man.
This is what's so cool.
So it's about man's inhumanity to man.
Does this sound familiar at any point in recent history?
That's what it's about.
But it's about white supremacy.
But these are two white groups of people.
But you're missing the point.
You're missing the point.
The minute you turn it into race, it goes down this alley.
Let's talk about it for what it is.
It's how people treat each other.
It's a problem.
It doesn't matter if you're black or white, because black, white, Jews, everybody eats each other.
So is it, if you're uncomfortable, if you hear about mouse, should you be worried?
Should your child say, oh my god, I wonder if that's me?
No, that's not what they're going to say.
They're going to say, I don't want to be like that.
Well, hopefully.
I don't want to be cruel.
Most kids, they don't want to be cruel.
No, they don't.
And we're living in an era where people are comparing vaccine cards to the yellow stars, where people are comparing vaccinations to what Anne Frank went through.
So it is necessary for kids to learn about the holidays.
They do not see the clear comparison between vaccine cards and yellow stars.
And yet, they're very clearly able to articulate this about man being mean and horrible to other people.
These people are not healthy in their mind.
No, they're not healthy for the viewing public.
That's certainly not.
Okay, now to the national, the global national.
By the way, did one of them say kids don't want to be cool?
Cruel.
I think cruel.
No, I think it was cruel, not cool.
Oh, okay.
That could be.
Okay.
Yeah, that could be.
Here's the national.
We'll learn a little more about what the mainstream is thinking.
A breakfast barbecue in the middle of what's normally a busy downtown street, now full of parked vehicles.
These truckers say they've been so overrun with donations, they're feeding people in the neighborhood, too.
We came here to be respectful of the people that live in the city, but still make our cause heard.
But some fed-up residents feel all this has become more occupation than protest.
Alan Gemmel took a sandwich, calling it repayment for his lack of sleep.
All we hear is these horns going all night long.
It's driving us crazy.
I haven't slept in three days.
We're trying to get to campus, but all of the bus routes to campus are closed.
It's a little bit intimidating coming into work, which I have to do every day.
They're in what I would call the splash zone.
I feel bad for them.
But when you want to change something in history, there's always going to be some uncomfortableness involved in that.
So the residents of Ottawa, many are flipping out.
I'm sure they have not slept in several days.
It must be very difficult with everything.
But again, you see the same type of division amongst the citizens.
Here's a very angry...
at the truckers to stop the noise they got to end it all but then listen to his view of the mandates and what and what what he thinks a mandate is and when it's really not that no not that such a big deal and he's clearly a you know white collar worker probably working from home it has to fucking stop then it stops when the government lifts the mandates You fucking idiot!
The mandates are provincial, not federal!
The mandates, if you're mad about wearing a mask, or getting a fucking vaccine, go talk to Doug Ford!
Okay, well, you know what?
The fucking prime minister has nothing to do with this!
Actually, actually, he does.
Do you know anything about...
Yes, actually I do, because didn't the federal government make vaccine mandates for all federal employees?
It's a requirement for your fucking job!
Yeah, exactly.
That's part of the mandate, man.
Well, that's a choice.
The honking will continue!
So, this poor resident is saying, it's only if you want to go to work.
That's your choice.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm sure everybody has a choice not to go to your job because of the mandates.
People are losing it.
Losing it.
And this dumb reporting that we heard from Scandinavia and mainstream.
It's not much better here.
Let's check in with Trevor Noah on The Daily Show.
Things got a little out of hand in Ottawa when some of the freedom protesters decided they wanted a little more freedom than most people were comfortable with.
While much of the protest was peaceful, this morning police are investigating some incidents involving the desecration of national monuments, including Canada's Tomb of the Unknown Soldier.
Last night, another protester was seen climbing onto the monument.
This morning, it was marked with urine stains.
Oh no!
The swastika flag seen at protests denounced by two conservative MPs who had openly supported the convoy.
At this shelter in Ottawa, staff say protesters showed up last night demanding food meant for the homeless.
One member was assaulted and a security guard was called a racial slur.
Wow.
Nazi flags, peeing on war memorials, shouting racial slurs in homeless shelters.
Honestly, it's kind of refreshing to see Canadians break their stereotype.
God, that was...
Jeez, that's the best he can come up with?
That's the best he can do.
Yes, the best he can do.
They get better writers.
So I have a couple of boots on the ground reports.
One is from...
Because it's impossible to get anything from mainstream, of course, is what we typically do.
One is from Gad Saad, from his podcast.
He got a Canadian trucker on.
And he actually addresses some of these very issues, like the urine stains on the monument.
Today I have B.J. Dichter, who is a spokesperson and an organizer for the Freedom Convoy.
These are the truckers who came from out west to Ottawa.
Okay, so here's this.
This guy's going to give some real short feedback on certain things that are taking place.
The first one is the reporting from the M5M. Despite the various politicians trying to virtue signal around some of the truckers, we have not spoken with or met with any politician.
We have not spoken or met with any member of mainstream media.
So everything that you're hearing from them is completely fabricated or their interpretation of what's going on.
So when you see a politician sitting in front of the truckers saying, I'm with the truckers and the truckers want A, B, C or D, they have no clue because they haven't spoken to any of us.
The incident at the memorial appears to be a little different than the media portrayed it.
They also complained about the incident at the war memorial where somebody parked their truck on the war memorial.
Where what they did is they parked their truck in the exact same spot that the media parks in during events in that area during Memorial Day.
So I think they're upset that one of our trucks took their parking spot.
Doesn't that sound totally, totally believable?
It's totally believable and probably true.
Now this is, I'm pretty sure this is fake.
It's of Trudeau.
I'm not sure what the context is.
But it does put his words together to explain the true reason why the mainstream may be kind of a little more on his side.
If you recall, the Scandinavian government made $600 million available as subsidy to the media outlets.
Yes, because they're failing.
COVID relief, yes, of course.
You sometimes hear about liberal bias in the media these days, how they're constantly letting off our government, letting our government off the hook for no good reason.
Frankly, I think that's insulting.
It's clear that they let us off the hook for a very good reason, because we paid them 600 million dollars.
You don't get stellar headlines like these without greasing the wheels a bit.
It's a good clip.
I don't know if he said that all in one sentence.
If somebody put that together, they did an excellent job.
Very good job, yeah.
As opposed to the herky jerk that we normally get with these fake clips.
But the truth is in the actual information.
Now, what he said is absolutely true.
We have our own boots on the ground report from our very own producer, which he sent me like a seven-minute report.
I chopped it down into a couple of bits that I think are important for us to share with Gitmo Nation.
In the morning, John and Adam.
This is Pablo in North America's French-speaking heartland in Scandinavia.
Quick boots on the ground report from Ottawa.
This thing needs international coverage, so the fact that no agenda can cover it is really going to turn a lot of people on to the cause.
It's going to really be the media we need, so this is why I'm reaching out to you.
I've been a long follower for a long time.
I know how well you guys get into this type of subject, so much appreciated.
However, Canadianisms need to stop.
Goofy North American Canadian neighbours of America, we are...
To some degree, but at the same time, what's going on right now is super serious.
It's the front line in the fight against all of these control-taking measures that have been put in place on the back of COVID. So from having seen it, I've realized how serious this is.
And Canadians are standing strong, stronger than a lot of other countries right now.
They've got heart, they've got soul, and they're fighting with their actions, which is to really make a big stand.
So if we can lay off the A's on the maple syrup, that'd be awesome.
Yeah, I think that's a bit too much to ask, honestly.
We've never made fun of maple syrup.
Have we?
Why would we?
We love maple syrup.
It's a godsend.
And I don't think we do A. I think we do aboot.
I may have done A once in a while.
Canadians say it a lot.
When I do my Canadian accent, they say A. Everything we discuss is serious, but if we can't have fun with it, it's not going to be fun.
Anyway, Pablo has a couple of points to make, and he also mentions the M5M reporting.
In terms of the mainstream media, they're attacking the movement on three fronts.
Number one, they're reducing, obviously, the numbers.
They're not showing how many people are in the city.
Yeah, makes sense.
The police are staggering all of the blockades, so you don't actually see the trucks end to end.
There are about maybe 20 different blockades around the city, and they move them around the city when the cameras show up.
Um...
Number two, they're saying it's far-right extremists.
They're trying to go with the Trump narrative of just discrediting them from political affiliations and racism, which is not true, but somebody walked around with a swastika flag.
I'm not sure if Trudeau bought it himself and handed it to some douchebag who took $200 to do it, but obviously that was the one photo that was going around the world in the mainstream media.
So they're trying to discredit on extremism basis and far right.
They're also trying to say that it is violence, but this is absolutely ridiculous.
I've never been offered so many hugs and gestures and food.
And basically everything is absolutely lovely.
And yeah, there's no violence to be seen.
If there has been any, it's obviously been the only thing they've reported on.
Pablo luckily self-corrects himself because there is violence.
It's just a new categorization of violence.
One thing they're saying is an act of violence is blowing their horns, which is this new term of the word violence.
This kind of like post-feminism, post-critical race theory, post-systemic violence or the acts of oppression.
It's just people who are really pissed off with having their freedoms taken away from them.
So this angle is really weird.
No, I love it.
That's audible violence, bro.
You're being violent.
I can see that totally becoming a new definition of violence.
Noise violence.
It's a stretch, but it works.
Pablo wraps it up with what he thinks the outcome will be.
How I think this is going to play out, I think the truckers, if they stay there, will actually be able to overturn all the mandates.
I think they can make a really big difference.
So hopefully they will be well resourced enough.
There'll be enough logistics.
There'll be enough public opinion support.
And there won't be any conflicts or incited conflicts or paid opposition to clear them out.
If they stick, we'll get this.
So super hopeful on that one.
And the final thing is, the one thing I find ingenious about this entire movement, absolutely fantastic, is the simple clarity of the message.
message.
I've talked with lots of different truckers, and they all have the same message, which is they want the end of all mandates.
Now, that seems like quite obvious, but in the mainstream media, it's being played out.
They're saying, well, it's just truckers wanting their mandates removed.
Well, they're spreading disinformation or this, that, and the other.
It's really simple.
They don't want to tell you the vaccine's garbage.
They don't want to tell you that masks don't work.
They don't want to tell you that XYZ mandate doesn't work.
They just want them to stop.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I was talking to a Scandinavian, Janice Dean actually.
And she was born in Canada.
And she says, I love the truckers.
I'm so for what they're doing.
But she too is very skeptical.
Because all the noise coming from the government is anything but hugs and loving and, yeah, we get it.
The government, since we're winding this down anyway, at least if the program goes by the playbook.
Yeah.
The government can't let this – It's like, for example, say you're about to end the mandates and then this happens.
Mm-hmm.
And you end the man, it makes it look like you caved.
Yes.
And I get the sense that Trudeau is one of those guys who could never, because he's weak, could really actually appear to have caved.
So this is not going to end as well as Pablo thinks, I don't believe.
I don't think so either.
We've seen these governments and how they operate, especially during this era.
It's not pleasant.
I actually skipped one clip from the Canadian trucker that Gad Saad had on, and it's a short clip, but he explains with names who's really controlling Trudeau.
And, you know, Trudeau is, I think he calls him just, he's like, he's just the guy that goes, he's just a communicator.
He's like Biden, basically.
You know, they just, all right, here's your script, go out there.
Except for the fact that Biden's not much of a communicator.
Well, there's that.
Justin Trudeau is kind of an airhead.
And this is from a very senior official within the Liberal Party who explained this to us.
He has no involvement.
He has no idea.
He doesn't watch the news.
He's kept completely isolated.
He doesn't make policy decisions.
He had no interest in politics.
So what they've done, if they decided, he's going to be, and he let it slip one time, the relationships manager.
So he's the actor.
They want to go say something, they say, Justin, talk about A, B, and C, and he goes and does it.
That's why it seems so incongruent.
He'll talk about things in a time that just make no sense and anger people, because he has no idea.
Now the team around him, his best friend Jerry Butts, he essentially runs everything with Katie Telford, Omar Al-Ghabra, Navdeep Bains.
They are the ones who is no longer there, and Eric Hoskins is now the new replacement.
There you go.
That makes total sense.
He's the relationship manager.
That sums him up.
Now I have to go look up those guys.
Yeah, I know.
I know.
With us in America, at least it's easy.
Obama's running Biden.
We all know it.
They even say it themselves.
But here's the issue in the world around Trudeau.
Now, we do have Grandpa Joe here south of everybody.
We definitely are not done yet.
There's still all kinds of bull crap going on.
Mo got fired from his job.
After 15 years for refusing a mandate.
But in Israel...
That stinks.
Oh, it stinks big time.
They kept him in limbo and sent him a form letter, not even with his first name.
15 years.
In Israel, they are going to end vaccine passports for most places.
Immunologists have said, well, it really doesn't make any sense because everybody can spread this, so it doesn't really make much sense to have some kind of separation.
We have in the UK, they're even going as far as scrapping vaccine mandate for NHS staff.
I guess they're really serious now about actually saving the NHS. Italy.
Exactly the opposite.
Italy, as of February 1, is now requiring almost everywhere that you go a COVID Green Pass, including grocery stores.
So this is going to be interesting.
I'm sorry.
It does include supermarkets.
You can go to the big box, but you can't go to anything else without a Green Pass.
No other retail.
You can't buy other products.
You can buy food, but you can't buy other products in the same store.
It's very similar to what Canada is doing.
So you can go into a big, giant Walmart, which has a grocery store inside.
You can roam around in there and get groceries, but you can't go to the rest of the store, and you can't go to a small grocery that's independent of Walmart.
Is that what I'm hearing?
Correct.
How does that fare?
Ask your relationships manager.
He'll be able to explain it to you.
This is new.
I don't know if it's true.
T-Mobile apparently is going to fire unvaccinated corporate employees starting this week.
If that's true, I'd like to know if anyone knows.
I've heard this report.
I think it's true.
I'll change.
I'm going to change.
It's going to be very interesting to see how the service suffers for T-Mobile.
Yeah, we're on T-Mobile.
I'm going to get right off.
Let me rephrase that.
We will change carriers.
Screw those guys, man.
And then we have some other dumb stuff that we're doing here in the United States because it's not over yet.
Now to the latest on the pandemic and that headline from Pfizer, applying for emergency use authorization for its COVID vaccine for children under five years old.
Is his list getting worse?
Seems worse.
That's the guy they put in the dress, the football guy.
Oh, Strahan.
Strahan, yeah.
I didn't recognize his voice.
I'm telling you, it sounds like he's slicing more.
Now to the latest on the pandemic and that headline from Pfizer, applying for emergency use authorization for its COVID vaccine for children.
He's getting mush mouth.
Yeah, mushy mouth.
He's probably caught him out.
He's probably got cotton mouth.
He's going to mush himself out of work because you can't hear him.
You can't be understood.
Under five years old with Johnson at Pfizer headquarters with the latest.
Good morning, Whit.
Good morning.
This is a major step towards vaccinating America's youngest children against COVID.
Pfizer formally requesting emergency use authorization for kids six months to five years old.
Pfizer does expect that the vaccine series will eventually require three doses, but is now submitting the trial data for just two doses, citing an urgent public health need.
Federal regulators reportedly asking Pfizer to move forward despite a lower immune response and two to four year olds during the trials.
The shots are one tenth the strength of adult doses.
This process now moves to an FDA advisory panel meeting in a couple of weeks.
If the Pfizer vaccine is authorized for kids under five, the CDC would then give the final green light and we could see those first shots by the end of the month.
Yeah!
Jab it in.
Six months, baby.
Six months.
It's beautiful.
Shoot those kids up.
You know what's going to happen is the hospitals are going to shoot them up.
What were you about to say?
Who's going to shoot their child up at six months?
Lots.
If you look at the numbers, even the five...
You're in Texas.
I'm in California.
I can assure you.
Five to 11-year-olds is really like 30%.
That's a lot of people.
Yeah, but it's not what was expected.
It's not lots.
It's few.
30% is not lots.
It's in aggregate.
30% of millions is a lot of people.
In aggregate.
Oh, okay.
You want to switch between percentages and absolute numbers.
No, I've always been against the percentages approach.
I've always got raw numbers.
Yeah, well, at least they're all in California.
So that's the good news.
Yeah.
There's plenty in New York.
New York is probably where most of them are.
But listen, what are we going to do to stay safe?
Seriously, John.
Double vax, double boosted.
How do we stay safe?
First question, Dr.
Jen.
Already received my booster shot.
How else can I protect myself?
So let's take a holistic view here and remember, even though...
For the first time in two years, let's take a holistic view.
It seems like all the attention is about COVID. There are other things out there that we want to boost our immune system to help...
Tuberculosis!
It's worse than that.
So, really, take a big picture view.
The best thing is for your immune system.
Rest, exercise, and a good diet.
We haven't heard that from Dr.
Jen in 24 months.
We haven't heard that from anyone.
That's a bad approach.
No one's ever said that.
Take some vitamins and get a good night's sleep.
The only person saying it was Joe Rogan.
Exercise and a good diet.
If you're talking specifically about an airborne respiratory pathogen like influenza, coronavirus, common cold, you know.
Notice how coronavirus, which is the common cold, is just shoved in there like, oh, not COVID, not COVID, SARS-CoV-2, coronavirus.
You know, you protect against that.
You can do stuff against coronavirus.
...pathogen like influenza, coronavirus, common cold.
You know, we've talked about masks now for two years.
We've talked about ventilation.
We've talked about hand hygiene.
All of those things are really important.
But it's so key not to only focus on COVID-19.
Good point.
All right, Dr.
Ash.
All right.
Oh, yeah.
All right.
Yeah, yeah.
Give her the hook.
Here, you guys might as well catch us up with Walensky.
Walensky, who gives her an update on PBS. And as soon as she's done giving her a little spiel, she looks like a basset hound.
And she gives her an update, and then she puts two masks on.
Ha!
The CDC warned today that it's too soon to start lifting COVID-19 restrictions.
That came amid reports that the U.S. death rate is running higher than in other wealthy nations, due in part to lagging vaccinations.
The CDC's director acknowledged that infections are down sharply, but she said there are still too many cases.
Our hospitalization rates are still quite high and certainly having hospital capacity challenges in many parts of the country still.
So we really do have to look to our hospitalization rates and our death rates to look to when is time to lift some of these mitigation efforts.
We will continue to reevaluate and we know people are anxious.
Dr.
Walensky said it is still true that most patients hospitalized with COVID are unvaccinated.
Uh-huh.
It slipped that in at the end.
I realize that these people like Walensky and certainly Fauci and many others, they think they understand media.
And if we were advising Walensky as a celebrity or an influencer who we had in our vast stable of the Curry Dvorak Talent Agency, we would say, you know what?
Hey, Walensky, come in here and sit down for a second.
You've got to back off.
You've got to go away for a little bit.
I think you should go on a sabbatical to Bali.
Tweet about that.
But she's overexposed.
These people are...
The message is not...
They're media whores.
And it's not...
Yeah, but that's my point.
It doesn't work.
No.
Yeah, no.
No.
So John Hopkins, Johns Hopkins, released an analysis of COVID... Spook Central.
Yes, COVID-19 measures.
Now this...
Yeah, Spook Central.
If anything, this has to be some kind of...
Well, you know, we did the study.
We told you it wasn't all that great.
Even though they hosted Event 201.
So here's your summary.
More specifically, stringency index studies find that lockdowns in Europe and the United States only reduced COVID-19 mortality by 0.2% on average.
Let that sink in.
Lockdown orders only reduced COVID-19 mortality rate by 0.2%.
The shelter-in-place orders were also ineffective, only reducing COVID-19 mortality by 2.9% on average.
Specifically, the studies also find no broad-based evidence of noticeable effects on COVID-19 mortality, the NPI studies.
Shelter-in-place orders.
Let me see.
They have some detail on this.
That's the 2.9.
If it saves one life, it's good enough.
Mandating face masks, an intervention that was not widely used in the spring of 2020 and in many countries was even discouraged, seems to have had a large effect, minus 21.2%.
But this conclusion is based on only two studies.
Again, our categorization may play a role as the larger mass estimate from Chernyskov et al.
is in fact employee face masks.
Oh, so they did bogus studies to prove the face masks without members of the general public.
This is very odd that Johns Hopkins is publishing this.
It's part of the getting out of the...
Getting out of it.
The about face.
This is going to be leaking out very slowly.
It's all a scam.
I have a bunch of clips that I want to play.
And I have a problem with them.
Okay.
The link was sent by one of our producers, and it's from a podcast, and a really good one.
I like one of the Defense Department podcasts.
An official one?
No.
Oh, okay.
Unofficial.
Yeah.
Because it's too frightening.
Yeah.
I can't wait!
Go podcasting!
I want somebody to tell me what this podcast is, and one of our producers knows, and they may even put it in the troll room.
This is about the Defense Department's own study.
They have their own VAERS system.
Yes, of their own people, of the military.
I don't know if you've heard these or not.
I have heard most of them, yes.
Well, don't you think we should plan for the public?
Yes, of course I do.
Of course.
Should we have a disclaimer at the beginning, like they're going to do with poor Joe?
How about this?
And say, this is misinformation.
Even though it comes from documents, it comes from actual documents, it's misinformation somehow.
No, I think all we have to do is say, hey man, we're just two dummies.
Hey man, we're just two dummies.
We don't know what we're talking about.
We're just goofing around.
We don't know what we're saying.
It's a comedy show.
Hello.
It's been listed as a comedy category from day one.
And by the way, this is some of the funniest stuff you're going to ever hear.
This is vaccine mishaps.
The DOD reports on vaccine mishaps.
Based on stats, statistics.
Statistics, on facts.
Okay, not alternative facts, but DOD facts.
On January 25th, 2022, Thomas Renz, the attorney for doctors, Peter Chambers, Teresa Long, and Samuel Sigalov.
Okay, I'm just going to call bullshit on the background music for a moment.
Okay, now I'm going to stop you there.
Yeah.
I can't agree more, but unfortunately, very few of these people have gone to the Adam Curry School of Podcasting and know not to do this.
This comes from this idea of playing stupid background music thinking it's going to make it, it's going to add to what's already pretty spectacular information.
It really stems from those crazy podcasts.
Remember those, what was that podcast that came out and became the first great podcast?
It was about some murder or something.
Serial.
Serial.
Yeah.
And it all comes from NPR. NPR even does it on their regular broadcast.
They'll play music for some stupid reason.
It's called setting the mood is what it's called.
Yeah, it's bullcrap.
Congress regarding data leaked directly from the Defense Health Agency's Defense Medical Epidemiology Database, otherwise known as DMED. Within DMED exists the Defense Medical Surveillance Systems, DMSS, Which contains up-to-date and historic data on diseases, medical events, and data on DOD personnel.
The database is similar to VAERS, the Vaccine Adverse Event Reporting System, but it's distinct in that it only applies to DOD personnel, and only medical providers can input information into the system.
Upon inspection, we can see that information has been gathered from a five-year average of dozens of diseases and medical disorders.
Myocardial infarction, or a heart attack, rose 269% in a 10-month period from January to November of 2021.
From 612 cases to 1,650.
Pericarditis rose 175% from 589 cases to 1,029.
Myocarditis rose 285% from 127 cases to 363.
Pulmonary embolisms rose 467% from 746 cases to 3,489.
Cerebral infarction, Bell's palsy, immunodeficiencies, ITP, menstrual irregularity, MS, neoplasms, non-traumatic subarachnoid hemorrhage, spontaneous abortion or miscarriage, All rose at least 250% or higher.
Some cases, 350%.
Disseminated intravascular coagulation, a rare and serious condition that disrupts your blood flow due to a blood clotting disorder that can turn into uncontrollable bleeding, rose 1,175% from 7 to 87 documented incidents.
HIV, HIV, Which often leads to AIDS, rose 590% from 454 cases to 2,681.
Well, John, I figure we might as well get along with the cool kids and do the same thing.
The only problem I have here is that you just excoriated me for percentages.
That 1,000% could literally be 10 people!
Okay, I agree with you.
He uses percentages and then gives hard numbers.
Ah, okay.
In most cases, in one or two instances, he just throws percentages out, which is cheating.
Yeah.
But for the most part, I think these numbers, because he does use hard numbers, I think are kind of frightening.
I mean, are you surprised?
How can you be frightened by this?
I'm stunned.
I'm really shocked.
I can't believe this is going on under my nose.
Just as a quick aside, myocarditis rates in France up 31%, 75% in Germany.
Now there's soccer players coming out publicly and saying, hey, hey, hey, hey!
We got people dying here.
What's going on?
Ooh!
Hey, was is los, Hans?
Das stimmt nicht.
I don't want to keep beating this up, but we might as well beat it up a little more, because that was only half of his list, and here we go with the part two, the other half.
He keeps this up.
It's at the point where you have to say to yourself, hey, wait a minute.
Something's wrong here.
From 2016 to 2020 rose 1,529% to 74,813 individuals.
Disneya, which is difficult or labored breathing, rose 905% from 4,968 to 44,990.
Okay, that's a hard number.
Why would the Department of Defense knowingly continue to harm the service members who comprise the military?
While we can't answer that question for certain, we can offer a great deal of information which we've used to form our own opinion.
Documents we released in October of 2021 revealed a 158-page RMP titled Comirnaty COVID-19 mRNA Vaccine Risk Management Plan, which laid out plans to study DOD data in relation to service members' response to COVID-19 vaccines.
A document within the study titled Pharmacovigilance Plan highlights C4591011. A post-authorization study for personnel within the DOD and their family members, and how myocarditis and pericarditis affect those who have taken Pfizer's BioNTech EUA vaccine.
The sponsor, in this case the DOD, has agreed to provide regular studies of the EUA vaccine on service members in periodic safety update reports.
Because Pfizer has not produced their FDA-approved Comirnaty, and we know based on our own research and reporting, along with numerous other publications, that EUA vaccines are the only vaccines available to service members, we can surmise that American military forces that EUA vaccines are the only vaccines available to service members, we can surmise that American military forces have been used as a
We also know that Pfizer's Comirnaty, which once again hasn't even been produced, was given BLA licensing on August 23rd of 2021 from the FDA, then had that same BLA license withdrawn on the same day.
When he says Comirnaty, is that a fancy word for trial?
No, Cominerti is the name of the vaccine.
My goodness.
It's the name of the vaccine.
Yeah, this is not unknown.
I mean, this information has kind of been out there and there's been, you know, I think it was Ron Johnson trials.
Yeah, they've had a couple of people testify to it or whatever that setting is.
It's not like an under oath super, super thing.
But yeah, this should make people worried.
Well, I would be worried if I was in the military.
And of course, they're kicking people out left and right.
But the truckers have a point up there in Canada.
But let's listen to the final...
The final summary.
Secretary of Defense Lloyd Austin announced a mandatory vaccine for service members on August 24th based on the licensing, even though the license had been withdrawn before his announcement.
Due to the political influence applied to the vaccine and the amount of money that was made off of its distribution, it's hard to imagine an agreement wasn't made behind closed doors to make the vaccine appear as if it had been approved by the FDA. The Secretary of Defense himself owns over 29,000 shares of Tenant Health, a company that made a vast amount of money from Pfizer's vaccine and lined the SecDef's pockets along the way.
Because of the unlawful manner in which the service branches applied the Secretary of Defense's order, We're good to go.
What we're witnessing is nothing less than an outright assault on the armed forces who protect America's Constitution and subsequently her freedoms.
Sources have told us that DOD tried very hard to conceal this information and prevent it from getting out.
The release of this information implicates numerous officials at the highest levels of the Pentagon in numerous crimes.
The expulsion of those service members who refused the vaccine, along with the thousands who were injured or killed because of it, We'll have disastrous effects on the United States' national security in the immediate and long-term future.
Yeah.
The guy was pretty boring with his read, but the information was definitely good.
Oh, yeah.
He thought he was dramatic.
This is a problem we have with a lot of these guys.
Oh, the Brighteon guys, for sure.
So we have...
America is under attack.
Our sovereignty, our freedom.
It's true, too, by the way.
It's true.
It's just that the over-dramatization is kind of tiring.
Well, I wish Charlton Heston could do the read.
Did he have anything on any other, like remdesivir?
Any other EUA? This guy?
Yeah?
Like how that was killing people?
No, this was really targeting the military.
It's about the military screwing the soldiers.
The FDA just provided, this was a weird headline, which is why I picked it up.
The FDA has now provided emergency use authorization for remdesivir, this is the stuff we know has been killing people, to be given to children who weigh over seven pounds.
What the hell is that?
They want to kill all the fat kids.
Or, or, hey, this one's just right.
This one's just right for eating.
They want to eat the kids.
Seven pounds, remdesivir for you!
Mm-hmm.
I have three more things, one of which is a clip, which I'll just play.
It was nice to see Anderson Cooper.
He doesn't even say anything in this clip, but his brain short-wired when he brought on this guest, Kurt Anderson, who has written a book about this period.
I forget the name of the book.
But if you listen to him, he's basically saying how messed up this is, the very scenario that Anderson Pooper and CNN support.
There wasn't much difference between the rate at which Republicans and Democrats and independents died.
There just wasn't.
But now, in the last year, and just starting as soon as there were vaccines available, there were.
And really, it strikes me that this is like It's so much like the mass human sacrifices in societies in the past, which took place in large, complex empires, not unlike ours.
It wasn't primitive, what we would then call primitive tribes.
They were big, complex societies.
And that's what we're seeing here.
And by the way, it was done by those societies and by the elites in those societies in order to reinforce their political power and often their non-egalitarian societies.
Which, again, strikes me as very comparable to what's going on here and now.
Yes!
The elites are killing people.
On purpose.
Just like the Romans.
That's what they do.
Yeah.
So we've been talking about 1919, and it's based upon your initial analysis, which is starting to look pretty damn correct, of the duration of this COVID-19 to last around the same amount of time as the 1918-1919 pandemic, the Spanish flu.
We've been looking at what happened right after that occurrence in 1919, and we know that the Chicago race riots, which were some of the worst ever in history, kicked off in 1919.
Now wouldn't you know it?
One of our producers, Todd, is a teacher.
He says, I recently taught my high school U.S. history students about the no good, very bad, horrible year that was 1919.
I made the following case to my students that 1919 may have been even worse than 2020.
He even sent me his slide deck that he used in class, but I will give you the highlights.
So this is, if we have a complete repeat, here's some of the things that happened in 1919.
We should mention that 1919 would be the equivalent of 2022.
Correct.
A molasses tidal wave killed 21 and destroyed much of North Boston.
I've heard...
Yes, I knew this.
I was reading about the molasses tidal wave.
It was hilarious.
Not funny to anyone drowning in molasses because that's the worst way to go.
Well, it's tasty.
But still, that's a...
And?
What happened?
I don't remember.
It didn't just come out of the ocean.
No, molasses was a big product, and there was some factory that had these giant barrels, massive oil refinery-sized barrels of molasses, and I guess a couple of them ruptured or something, and a wave of molasses overtook a whole area of the town, and people drowned.
That is worth the movie of the week, at least.
That would be a great movie.
Alright, next on the list, the 18th Amendment was ratified.
This is the Prohibition Amendment.
Could we see something similar?
Ooh.
Prohibition.
I don't know any analogs.
I'd have to think about it.
Well, that was prohibition of alcohol, of course, at the time.
Yeah, but prohibition of anything that's stupid would apply to...
Now, we have to remember, when the Prohibition era took place, Americans were drinking like...
Fish.
The amount of drinking that went on was beyond compare.
We don't even have a clue what it was like, because the average citizen was drinking like two bottles of vodka a day, kind of thing.
Well, wasn't that in the same time in Britain, people were...
They had the gin carts on the street, and they'd just be out there hammered all day on gin?
There was an alcohol problem, yeah.
I'm thinking, you know, we could bring that back.
Anyway...
In 1919 was the red summer.
This is the Chicago race riot.
Chicago was the largest of 26 across the country.
We had post-war inflation and high...
It says high employment.
I guess high employment.
Oh, the returning soldiers caused all kinds of labor strife, strikes, and violence.
An estimated 4 million American workers went on strike.
So we're kind of seeing the anti-work movement.
And we're also seeing the anti-work movement.
And the anti-work movement that fits right in.
That's good.
We should make a little chart.
Well, I'm going to read this to you.
An equivalency chart.
Yeah.
Oh, yes.
That's good.
Okay.
Someone is taking notes and will do it for us.
We have producers.
The entire city of Seattle went on strike for three days.
The entire Boston Police Department went on strike and Massachusetts Governor Calvin Coolidge backed the firing of all of them.
300,000 steelworkers.
Well, I should mention that this was the...
I believe that these strikes which were taking place are general strikes, they're called.
Yes.
That's...
I think it was this period that produced the laws, literal laws against general strikes.
A lot of people don't realize it.
You can't do it legally, call for a general strike in this country because it's illegal.
It's illegal to do that, yeah.
We're no commies, that's why.
300,000 steelworkers went on strike.
400,000 coal miners went on strike.
This could all happen.
I see this repeating easily.
Then we had the Red Scare.
Anarchists were mailing...
Anarchists.
Domestic extremists were mailing bombs all over the country.
One anarchist blew himself up in front of Attorney General A. Mitchell Palmer's house.
The Roosevelt's lived across the street.
Of course, the blame was placed on immigrants and Bolsheviks.
The Red Scare.
So it was a false flag and blamed on the Reds.
It wasn't a false flag.
These guys are actually bombing the places.
No, but they blamed it on someone else.
They blamed it on who was doing it.
The anarchists were the Bolsheviks?
Yeah.
Okay.
Commies.
Palmer instructed J. Edgar Hoover to investigate the red problem which led to the Palmer raids where thousands were rounded up across the country, many without warrants or being charged.
January 6th, anybody?
Hey, January 6th.
1-6th.
They got a bunch of guys rounded up without being charged.
The guy who did the most interesting story, which isn't really discussed much, and I don't have a clip, Is the guy who did the walk-away movement.
Quit the Democratic Party.
He got railroaded by the FBI. He was filming during the thing.
He had nothing to do with anything.
And they threw him in the slammer.
And now he's out floating around trying to get on some talk shows.
He barely can do it.
It's just it's a travesty of justice.
We even loaded 3000 insurrectionists or Bolsheviks or activists or whatever onto a boat without due process and ship them to join their Bolshevik friends in Russia.
Yeah.
Wow, that's badass.
I didn't know he did that.
That's pretty funny.
No, that's not happening.
The ACLU was founded in 1920 to protest the unconstitutional violation of civil liberties.
Well, the ACLU is now a piece of crap.
Yeah.
Good run.
You had a good run, guys.
A good run.
Many legal civil liberty violations continue to occur under the authority of the Espionage and Sedition Acts.
Being used right now, passed during World War I. People are being held on seditious conspiracy, which I don't even know that's a thing.
The White Sox in 1990, in 1919, sorry, worked with the gangsters to throw the World Series to the Black Sox.
No, they were considered the Black Sox.
Oh, see, I don't know what I'm talking about.
Who did they play against?
I don't know who it was against, but the White Sox scandal, which resulted in a number of, like, Barefoot Johnson, or whatever his name is, one of the most famous baseball players of all time.
They threw the games, and then they were nicknamed the Black Sox.
Oh, I see.
Okay.
Because they got busted.
I don't know how this happened.
But it was a notorious situation.
So we can just say the analog is rigged sports, something you talk about.
Well, the analog today, now that you bring it up, the analog today is the fact that this guy Flores, the coach of the Miami Dolphins, and then an old coach from the Cleveland Browns, say that their coaches told them to throw games.
Mm-hmm.
Today, this is this week.
That's what I'm saying.
In sports news.
Yeah.
Do-do-do-do-do.
In 1919, America also ratified the 19th Amendment securing women's right to vote.
Well, there you go.
Voting rights bill.
Hotly contested right now.
Yeah, that's not to get women to vote.
That's to ensure that the Democrats will be the only people you can elect.
This is true.
All of this was happening, our producer continues, as all of this was happening, President Woodrow Wilson was either in Paris for the 1919 Peace Conference or failing to convince the Senate to ratify the Treaty of Versailles because it included his League of Nations idea, now of course the United Nations.
Wilson suffered a stroke while campaigning for the treaty.
Hello, Joe Biden!
I should mention this to straighten out the history a little bit.
The League of Nations never became the United Nations.
Correct.
It failed.
That was the initial idea.
It was the initial kind of idea.
It was in San Francisco.
It failed.
We never joined it, but it was still going on, and the whole thing flopped.
And then Hitler came along, and that was the end of it.
The United Nations was the World War II attempt to do the same thing.
And it still stinks, so I don't know.
But now listen to this.
So our president at the time, Woodrow Wilson, suffered a stroke while campaigning for the treaty.
It left him incapacitated until the end of his term, which was covered up from the public.
Could it be any more analog?
Yes.
And in fact, Woodrow Wilson's problem, which everyone knew about, but the media wouldn't report it to the public, and the media again is not reporting anything to the public that it should, is the reason for the 25th Amendment.
Yes, of course.
Wasn't his wife running the show for a while?
Yes, his wife was running the show just like Jill Biden.
This is history, baby!
She's a pleasant woman, Jill Biden.
This is very pleasant.
Todd continues, let's all hope and pray America doesn't suffer a year like 1919.
Well, Todd, it seems like we're right in the middle of it with a lot of things matching up.
No wonder Republican Warren G. Harding won the 1920 presidential election on a campaign pledge of, quote, a return to normalcy.
Yeah, that's what Biden ran on.
So we're kind of askew there.
A campaign he ran from his front porch in Marion, Ohio.
So that's a year late.
That's again Biden in the basement.
Biden in the basement.
But that was, you know, that was the year after.
That was the 2022 election.
So I thought this was fascinating.
It really, it really hit home.
Send me the deck.
Yes, of course I will.
And then one other producer note, very important.
I received, as you can imagine, a lot of emails about graphene, graphene oxide, all kinds of graphene-related stuff in the vaccines as we had that conversation.
I'm going to tell you my position on this.
Somebody sent me a bunch of this stuff too.
And you also did a great report on the show.
But I see it as the classic, you know, we're not liable for anything.
Let's just have our manufacturing fall apart and chips and whatever goes into wood chips.
Who cares what's packed into this vaccine?
I think it's just debris.
Debris, debris, debris.
Because none of it's consistent.
It all looks a little different.
It just seems like junk in the vaccine.
I do have one last clip.
Well, can I read the note before you just...
People will buy it?
Yeah, because it's an important note.
I think you'll like it.
No, don't do that.
Okay.
So first of all, Graphene, graphene oxide, there's a lot of interesting stuff going on with it, and it definitely is being experimented on in medical uses for release of nanostuff, and there's all kinds of things going on that looks very real and official.
However, I feel that from this one producer, and remember, we were looking at...
The fifth column, it's a Spanish outfit.
They did have labs.
They had a lab report of this graphene or graphene oxide that was in the vaccine samples that they tried.
Here's what our producer said, and I think this is correct.
At least regarding this case.
Graphene may be plastic, son.
Maybe graphene.
I don't know.
Actually, I met this producer in Louisville and Colorado a while back.
Regarding the whole graphene oxide vaccine theory, I happen to have some insight into this as I am a core facility research director at a university and have external agreements with a few pharma companies.
My research lab happens to be an electron microscopy lab.
Microscopy, microscopy.
They had got electron microscopes.
In the biochemistry department, which images proteins, virus, and other biological specimens to determine 2D and 3D structures, I have looked over the paper.
And John is right.
It's nonsense.
It's actually almost hilarious how obvious it is to debunk the entire paper as the substrate used to apply the sample and image in the transmission electron microscope was made of...
Wait for it...
Graphene oxide.
They misinterpreted where the graphene oxide is coming from.
It's not in the vaccine, but on the grid that the sample was stained on.
It's a fairly common practice to use graphene oxide grids.
We even make them here at the university.
Now that I'm going to believe.
I like it.
I think that's a great debunking.
That's why we have great producers.
We do.
Now, I have one last COVID clip, which I was jumping to, and I'm glad she stopped me.
And I only have the beginning of it, and I'll explain the rest of it, because I don't want to play it.
It was like a 10-minute thing.
COVID and white-tailed deer.
Scientists have recently discovered what they are calling a silent outbreak of coronavirus among white-tailed deer.
William Brangham is back now with this report about how one of the most ubiquitous species in North America got COVID and what that means for the future of the pandemic.
And a warning, viewers may find some of the images in this report distressing.
They're an elegant sight dancing through the trees.
There are an estimated 25 million white-tailed deer in the U.S. And now, scientists have learned some have shockingly high rates of COVID infections.
The level of infectivity we found in these animals was truly stunning.
Gobsmacked is the word I used.
That's the technical term for it?
That's the technical term, it was gobsmacked.
It was quite striking.
Gobsmacked.
Yes, I've heard this.
I've heard this report.
So it turns out at this point in time, the deer somehow picked it up.
They think they got it from a food scrap or something.
One deer got it.
They all got it.
Almost every deer that they've studied at this point has got COVID. And there are no symptoms.
The deers aren't dropping like flies.
I can confirm I have hundreds of white-tailed deer around here.
And they're not dropping like flies, and they don't think, but they can't be sure, but they don't think it's going to go crazy in the deer population and come out the other end and reinfect the human population with a bad variant.
Like a bat.
Yeah, like a bat would do.
If you eat the deer.
If you eat the deer or you be around them or kiss the deer, like someone who might do some animal lover.
They kiss animals.
I don't know if you've ever seen this.
I have.
I have seen it happen, yes.
People kiss dogs.
They kiss cats.
They kiss everything.
And I don't know why.
But I just thought this was an interesting report because this thing, now it's a reservoir.
Yeah.
Whether you eat them, I don't know what to make of the whole thing.
They never concluded much at the end except the fact that all these deer had passed it on to each other.
Well, I had heard this report and I didn't know what to make of it.
Omicron.
Yeah, there's tons of white-tailed dove around here.
They look pretty happy.
Yeah.
I'm pretty happy.
You know, they're not getting shot around here.
Well, you know, they did have a little factoid thing they posted.
White-tailed deer worldwide went down to a population of 330,000 at one point because they were being...
I'll tell you this.
I've had it.
I've had these deer.
They're delicious.
It's one of the finest venisons you can eat.
It has great flavor.
It's just a fabulous product.
And so they were killing them all by shooting them and eating them.
So they put the kibosh on that.
They quickly jacked up their population to...
Total world life.
50 million.
Only takes a day or two.
They're crazy, those animals.
They like to have sex.
50 million right now.
So we go back to eating them.
We watched with great glee as the bucks were just corralling these poor does and just gang raping them.
Oh yeah, they're rapists.
Like ducks.
Ducks are the same way.
And Phoebe was out in the back like...
And you get those bucks and like...
With the hoof in the...
Like, I'm going to charge you.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
They're crazy.
They're crazy.
They're like, yeah, I'm going to get a running start here on you.
We used to have ducks up in Port Angeles, and Mimi finally got...
We got sick of these ducks.
Mimi mainly.
Because the duck...
The male ducks are rapists just...
They're worse than deer.
And Mimi, the ever-feminist, could not stand for this anymore.
I am not putting up with this.
These rapists...
What did she do?
Did she poison them?
No, she just got rid of them.
I don't know what the ducks were.
We didn't eat them.
She won't eat them either, by the way.
That's another thing.
You get a duck, a flock of ducks or some geese even or chickens.
No, nobody's eating these animals.
I don't know why.
I love a little duck confit.
It does it for me.
Duck is tasty and goose is good, but goose eggs.
I'm off the track now.
Wait, wait, wait.
I have a jingle for that.
Hold on a second.
This was great.
I think it was Fletcher who sent this.
I gotta get this one lined up for quick access.
We're going off the rails.
We're going off the rails.
Goose eggs are the world's greatest egg, if you like eggs.
I love, well.
Well, I used to love eggs.
Duck eggs are no good for anything but baking because they kind of get a funny texture.
Duck eggs you want to keep for a bit until they're a little rotten.
That's when the duck egg is useful.
Yes, exactly.
John!
What happened to no agenda, bro?
That's not an agenda issue.
No.
It's a douchebag issue.
Now, the goose egg is, anyone get goose eggs, that's the egg you want to eat.
They're terrific.
They're almost, they're about 75% yolk.
And they taste like a very rich, rich chicken egg.
And if you want to use them for pay, this is what the French use if they can for some of those.
You go to France and you eat a custard, it's nothing like it over here.
That's because they're using these goose and duck eggs to make these custards.
Oh, you can't.
Yeah, that'll be very different than a chicken egg.
Very different.
Well, I did have to talk to Joe Rogan about...
I'm back on rails.
Yeah.
I did talk to Joe Rogan about the whitetail deer around the house.
I said, are those no good?
They're just in my backyard.
I actually said, I don't understand what the big deal is with deer hunting.
So I can just close my eyes almost and pump off a couple rounds.
I got me some food.
He said, why are they doing it?
He said, oh, no, no, no.
These deer have figured it out.
They're actually the tastiest, but they go there because they know they're not going to get whacked.
So he says the best way to do it is with a bow and arrow so the other ones don't catch on.
Yeah.
I knew a couple of guys who were bow hunters.
Yeah.
They use a compound bow, and they claim that's the only way to go.
Mm-hmm.
Alright, I've learned some information about some of the banking issues.
Before you go to learn, do you want to at least catch us up?
I have a catch-up clip for the Rogan since you mentioned it.
Oh, well, if you can do Rogan, then I have stuff about Rogan.
So we want to do Rogan?
Let's do Rogan.
I only have one Rogan clip.
It's a catch-up clip.
Okay.
It's from NPR. It's trying to keep us up to date.
Neil Young's former bandmates are standing behind him after he asked his record company to remove his music from Spotify.
They're protesting being on the same platform as a controversial podcast hosted by Joe Rogan.
NPR's Mandelito Baco reports.
In solidarity with Neil Young, David Crosby, Stephen Stills and Graham Nash say they support pulling their recordings from Spotify.
Each are asking their solo work be removed too.
This week, Young said he refused to have his music on the same audio streaming service as Joe Rogan, who he said was spreading false information about COVID-19 vaccines.
In a statement, Young's former bandmates agreed.
Quote, while we always value alternate points of view, they wrote, knowingly spreading disinformation during this global pandemic has deadly consequences.
Similarly, singers India Ari and Joni Mitchell have also asked Spotify to remove their music.
Meanwhile, Spotify's CEO said the platform will be posting content advisories before any podcast discussing COVID-19.
Yeah, and very interesting.
I got a number of emails and tweets yesterday and today of people saying, hey man, your podcast has been taken down off of Spotify!
To which I say, we're not on Spotify?
And people say, yes you were.
And I said, oh really?
Yeah?
Yeah.
Well, that was a pirated feed.
That was pirated.
And Sir Chris Jacobs says he heard ads in it.
So if you were listening to No Agenda on Spotify and you heard ads, that was someone stealing.
Stealing.
Spotify stealing.
Unbelievable.
There was a poster.
There's still one show on, which is on.
It's just a laggard.
I don't know why it's still up there.
And it wasn't even posted by us or them.
It was some third party.
And it's just sitting there.
It's the one with the balloons on the cover.
Well, this apparently was being updated.
This was a while ago.
This can't be going on now.
Yesterday, I got these notes yesterday.
Yeah, I know, but that doesn't mean that they heard him yesterday, because when I was talking or going back and forth to the Spotify woman, they took everything down right after that, and this was recently, and you could have maybe heard it a couple weeks ago, a month ago.
Okay.
Well, what's interesting is that in our feed, we actually have, according to the 2.0 podcast specification, which is a real thing, a blocked tag, which means no one should import it without contacting the The feed owner directly.
But, you know, do they adhere to that?
No, of course not.
Anyway, if you're hearing it, let us know because that's theft.
And that, by the way, is how Rogan got the big bucks.
I remember him saying, yes, Spotify says, can't we put your show on Spotify?
And Rogan said, no, I don't see why.
You're just going to make money off me.
No, until they paid him big bucks.
I'm not expecting that.
I'm not expecting that.
But why should we be any different?
No, buzz off.
And they have total control and ownership of your content.
No, screw off.
Anyway.
Absolutely, yeah.
So this is creating large panic everywhere.
We can't believe he's not off the air, but we don't really want him off the air because I don't want to make problems about Spotify.
And of course, Neil Young really just hates Spotify.
Everyone hates Spotify in the music business because they're getting ripped off by Spotify and the statutory payments for streaming.
So that's all convoluted.
But I thought Brian Seltzerwater on CNN, he's in panic mode.
The narrative is, I want to show all kinds of opinions.
Which sounds great, but not all opinions are created equal.
You think about major newsrooms like CNN that have health departments and deaths and operations that work hard on verifying information about COVID-19.
And then you have talk show stars like Joe Rogan who just wing it, who make it up as they go along.
And because figures like Rogan are trusted by people that don't trust real newsrooms, we have a tension, a problem that's much bigger than Spotify, much bigger than any single platform, Kate.
But that's the heart of this right now.
Yeah, but you're right.
It is getting at something bigger that isn't going to be solved in one Joe Rogan video or one statement from Spotify.
That's for sure.
It's good to see you, Brian.
Thank you so much.
It is so much fun to watch these people talk about someone who has ten times the viewership reported Of their rinky-dink news.
In reality, there's no doubt about it.
He's got a lot, for sure.
Nobody watches Stelter.
Well, no, but my point is they're all saying, well, this guy's just an unprepared douchebag.
How can he have 11 million people watching?
It's brain-frying them.
They don't...
They're like, well, we have newsrooms and we have infrastructure.
Do they have an understanding, a clue?
They used to have Larry King on CNN. And he would do interviews of people, some of them controversial, and he would just ask them questions and they would yak, yak, yak?
Do they understand that model at all?
No!
It's a podcast!
It's not an official CNN broadcast.
Please.
And that little spiel of his about, oh, we do fact-checking, blah, blah, blah, we do this so we make sure we only get accurate information.
I see no evidence of this.
And by the way, since we're on it, I do have the clip about...
Zucker's out.
Wait, no, you're going too fast.
I've got to stay with Rogan, then you can come to Zucker.
I am on my way.
Go on.
Here's what is...
I had kind of a new epiphany, although not new for the show.
It's what's really going on here.
First of all, I already said, the musicians, they're just pissed off at Spotify in general.
Everyone else is virtue signaling.
However...
If you look at the pushback on Spotify and Rogan, it started with him bringing on...
Well, it started earlier.
It was always like, well, he called some trans woman a dude.
You know, it would always be kind of like an offhanded joke from the M5M, from the news shows.
Like, oh, you're a podcaster, Joe Rogan.
Misogynist, bleh.
Then he brought on Abigail Schreier, who wrote a book.
I always thought that was the beginning.
That was the true beginning of the woke pushback, which resulted in the walkout at Spotify.
And I will interrupt again and say, in fact, Rogan should have been praised by everyone in the media for doing what nobody else would do by letting her talk.
Exactly.
Even Adam Carolla wouldn't let her on the podcast because he's a pussy.
And I thought that was great.
It was brave.
He did it, so he had Abigail Schreier on.
That's when the woke stuff started to happen, but it still wasn't a full-time mainstream news story.
No, this happened, and the No Agenda show knows how this works.
The minute Joe Rogan, with his audience ten times bigger than the M5M, started to maybe convince people not to consume the big pharmaceutical products, That's when all of a sudden their stooges in the media are activated and go after him.
That's what's happening here.
Sleeper cells were alerted.
$60 billion a year for some of these companies.
Yeah, they will do anything they can to stop Joe Rogan.
That is, in my mind, the true problem because none of it blew up.
And it makes nothing but sense.
You do the same thing if you were a big pharma CEO. You'd go, you don't want to put up with this bull crap.
Exactly.
You have a message.
You're paying big bucks to get this message out.
Now look back.
What was the first thing that CNN did?
Oh, Joe Rogan horse dewormer paste eating!
That is because the mainstream media is paid to discredit anything that pharma is not selling.
It's obvious that's what happened.
Now, something beautiful happened because Jen Psaki was asked about this by some incredible woke reporter in the press booth there.
And she gave us something to...
My clip.
She gave us...
Well, it can be both our clip.
No, I mean, go and play the clip.
Last week, the Surgeon General also was asked on MSNBC about Joe Rogan's vaccine comments on Spotify, and he said that tech companies have an important role to play in stopping misinformation because they are the predominant places where misinformation spreads.
Spotify is putting out advisory warnings on episodes that have to do with COVID-19.
Does the White House and the administration think this is a satisfactory step, or do you think that companies like Spotify should go further than just putting a label on there to say, hey, go do your own, check this out, there's more research you can look at, scientific research regarding COVID? Sure.
Well, last July, you probably know, but the Surgeon General also took the unprecedented step to issue an advisor on the risk of misinformation in public health, which is a very significant step.
Risk.
Risk.
And amid that, he talked about the role social media platforms have.
So our hope is that all major tech platforms and all major news sources, for that matter, be responsible and be vigilant to ensure the American people have access to accurate information on something as significant as COVID-19.
That certainly includes Spotify.
So this disclaimer.
You just got to love Spotify.
Yeah, I know.
Spotify.
All I clipped was that.
Well, but the threat she provides in this, which is what I was going to do in my setup, is pretty evil.
...information on something as significant as COVID-19.
That certainly includes Spotify.
So this disclaimer, it's a positive step, but we want every platform to continue doing more to call out misinformation and misinformation while also uplifting accurate information.
I mean, look at the facts, right?
You are 16 times more likely to be hospitalized if you're unvaccinated and 68 times more likely to die than someone who is boosted if you're unvaccinated.
That's pretty significant.
And we think that is something that unquestionably should be the basis of how people are communicating about it.
But ultimately, you know, our view is it's a good step.
It's a positive step, but there's more that can be done.
It's a positive step.
Yeah, censorship is a positive step.
Here's the one that sealed the deal for me.
Everyone keeps repeating this, regurgitating.
270 doctors later joined by thousands.
There's all these people saying it.
Hey, do you know who one of the original signers was?
The original 270 signers of this document hosted on a WordPress blog?
Dr.
Catherine Wallace.
Dr.
Katz, right?
Yes!
Dr.
Katz from TikTok!
She's a pure member of the Halo team.
Paid for by United Nations and Pfizer to market the vaccines.
For all those people who signed it, we need a disclosure of conflict.
Well, we went over.
I had that list in front of me.
I don't remember it being Dr.
Cat, though.
That tripped me out.
I remember you went through the list of a bunch of boneheads and podcasters.
You didn't tell me.
Podcasters.
Four podcasters.
Yes.
A bunch of students.
A shitload of students.
I didn't mean student.
What if somebody's signing?
I'm signing.
I'm in.
Yeah.
Well, this is...
Ultimately, this all just comes back to podcasting is bad.
Now The Economist.
Oh, the Wild West of online audio.
Streamers look increasingly like social media, but without the content controls.
Yeah, we need content controls!
Come on, Podbean, get to work and cut these people off.
And with that, I'd like to thank you for your courage.
Say in the morning to you, the man who put the C in the colossal molasses tidal wave.
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr.
John C. Dvorak.
Well, hold on a second.
Are we okay there?
Are you doing okay?
Okay, all right.
Hey, hey, hey.
In the morning to Mr.
Adam Karelson.
In the morning to Mr.
Seabooch and Refugee or some of the names out there.
Okay, wow.
In the morning.
To the trolls who are hanging out there in the troll room.
We had a record number of trolls hanging out on the last show.
Let's just get right to it.
All right, trolls.
Hands up.
Let me see the scurrying around of little nasty-ass trolls.
What did we get?
How come I didn't get a troll count?
What happened?
You say this every time.
I know.
Sometimes it just doesn't work.
Here it is.
24-17.
It's mediocre.
Mediocre.
Maybe some trolls are at work.
It's possible.
But if you want to join this merry band of stinky bridge dwellers, then go to trollroom.io, where you can listen to the No Agenda show in real time, live on the stream.
It's noagendastream.com, which is on 24 hours a day, which is great.
Many of those shows are live.
And you pop into the troll room and hang out and troll.
Or maybe help the podcaster on duty if you feel so inclined.
Or follow us on our Mastodon server, proud member of the Fediverse, adam at noagendasocial.com or johncdvorak at noagendasocial.com.
Very lively these days.
Lots of Fediverse leaking over and it looks very good.
It's so much more effective than Twitter.
And you can follow us from anywhere.
You can even set up your own server.
And let us know if you do, if there's someone where people can join into the Fediverse.
A big in the morning to the capitalist agenda and an assist from Tantanil for the artwork for episode 1421.
We titled that The Chuckle Tell.
This now is also available on a t-shirt from noagendashop.com.
That's how fast and how loved this image was and how fast it's gone into production.
This was the Nord Stream Caviar, not certified tin, that we had lots of debate over...
The color of the tin in more ways than one.
The first being that this is not an official caviar color of the tin.
The red, I believe, is the official color.
We both have purchased...
The one you used to see in the Soviet Union.
Yes.
Both of us have purchased this product in the Soviet Union.
Yeah.
That was...
And the other one was...
This was kind of funny because I guess Capitalist Agenda uploaded these two and then Tantanil went, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, your colors are not right.
She's a stickler.
And she corrected them.
And what's cool is John says, yeah, they're much better.
I, however, am the guy who cannot see the numbers and the colored dots.
I'm just like...
You're colorblind.
Yeah, they're identical.
No, they're not.
I believe you.
Especially the red.
That was way off.
It was a good job.
The blue was less of an issue, but it was fixed.
Good work on the color correction.
It's a great little piece of art, but we looked at the other stuff, and there was stuff that was I mean, I used, curiously, just as a coincidence, I used Tanton Neal's Happy New Year image because it was Chinese New Year yesterday.
Oh, that's right.
That's right.
And I used that in the newsletter.
How do they get to choose those dates?
Do they get to choose the 2222 dates and they say, oh, that's a cool date, we'll make that Chinese New Year?
No.
Is it always on February 2nd?
It's a week of celebrations, and the official day is one of those days, and I think it was yesterday.
Just a coincidence.
But it is the year of the tiger, and I figured it was a good time to use that piece of art.
The other stuff, there was a lot of stuff that was kind of interesting, but it wasn't anything so compelling that the caviar didn't beat it.
No, there was a lot of trucker stuff, which just didn't quite do it.
I did like, I have to say, the Kenny Benz pipeline.
Did we not see that one at the time?
I think we did, but it wasn't as good as the lid.
Yeah.
And by the way, on the t-shirt, for some reason, they've just kept the logo and removed the tin.
It feels like it doesn't work the same.
What do you mean they removed the tin?
Well, if you look at the t-shirt, noagendashop.com.
I haven't seen it.
Okay.
They took the logo from the artwork.
Everything's the same except there's no background of the tin, just the blue.
You don't see the tin or the caviar around it.
Oh, I see.
So you don't see it's a tin.
It looks more like a logo now.
Oh, with a fish.
Yeah, yeah.
By the way, how cool is that if you really look at this artwork and if you're using a modern podcast app, newpodcastapps.com, you'll see this image right now on your screen in your podcast app.
Do you see the subtleness of this image?
You don't.
Look in the middle and the tail.
What letter do you see?
The middle and the tail.
Look at the round circle, Curry Dvorak, and the right-hand side of the tail.
What letter do you see?
I see...
I don't see a letter.
I see a Q. Oh, I see a Q. I can see the Q. I think it might have been on purpose.
Maybe.
Maybe not.
A lot of stuff just happens.
That little swirl of the tail.
I thought that was pretty genius.
It was well done.
Yeah.
I think you're talking about the dorsal fin and the bottom tail.
Correct.
I had something cool there.
Anyway, we really appreciate the work Capitalist Agenda with your assist from Tantanil.
That's what we call colleagues, man.
When you're helping the other guy win, just because it's right.
That's what America's about.
Neither of them are American, I think.
The Tantaniel could also be a Karen.
I don't think so.
I don't think so.
So right now, podcasting is under more attack than ever.
So if you want to make sure that your No Agenda show experience is never interrupted on some app that you're using, just get a new one from newpodcastapps.com.
It's got a whole bunch of new features.
And one of the features I should mention, within under 60 seconds of me publishing our show, it shows up in the new podcast apps, thanks to PodPing, another podcasting 2.0 invention.
Now let's thank our executive producers and associate executive producers of episode 1422.
We kick it off with Sir Sorted Out from Houston, Texas with a whopping 1421-28.
Why?
He says, this is divisible by Lucky 7, and it's an honor and appreciation of show 1421 and all that came before it to have an opportunity to plug the No Agenda Meetup in Houston on 2422 at 6 o'clock at Presley's.
ITM, sir, sorted out.
Boom!
Thank you for your courage, sir.
Dame Jennifer comes in with $333.33.
She's the babe from Charleston, South Carolina, who does no agenda animated animated.
Did you say the babe?
The babe.
She likes to hear that.
Hey guys, the magic number donation represents my latest tithe from generous donations toward NAA, which is animated no agenda.
Please send me in our whole amazing community some all-purpose French bulldog karma.
Every afternoon I walk by a house where Frenchie resides, which is what they're called.
Yes.
And that is the exact sound he makes through the front window as I pass.
Should I be flattered?
Looking forward to seeing anyone and everyone in Nashville.
XOXO, Dame Jennifer.
Yeah, the big Nashville meetup.
Valentine's Day, Curry and the Keeper in the house.
That's amazing.
Karma.
I don't have a note from Chap Williams.
Well, Chap Williams, this is in gray.
This is a check, a bank check, from one of the people who do their payments or donations they support.
Through banks.
Bank systems all do.
It's like time payments.
And they're always $5, $10.
They're all small.
Except once in a while, a big one comes through.
And usually somebody writes a note on the side.
It comes in an email.
I haven't seen it, but I'll take another look as you continue with the next person.
Yes.
Chris Keller has a similar amount to Chap Williams.
Only $0.33 less.
$3.33 from Streamwood, Illinois.
In the morning, John and Adam, Chris writes, just thanks for everything you do.
I retired last November after 32 years from a Fortune 100 company.
So grateful for the guidance you have provided, which made the last two years much more tolerable having great news deconstruction.
It gave me great insights and perspective on reality.
No jingles, no karma.
I have known of John's work since the show Big Thinkers on Tech TV and appreciate everything you both do.
Chris Keller from the Chicago suburbs.
Thank you very much, Chris.
Yeah.
Big Thinkers.
Big Thinkers.
I don't remember that one.
It was a spin-off that was developed by a guy.
Okay, we're doing Silicon Spin.
So my producer at the time, a British guy, he decides to spin off Silicon Spin into the show Big Thinkers.
And so he does the show for about a year and then quits and leaves the whole place.
Leaves the thing there to languish.
And then they said, make Dvorak do it.
So they said, make Dvorak do it.
So I did it and I got to interview a lot of interesting people in the process.
But yeah, I never thought much of the show and I'm sure I was really enthusiastic being the guy doing the interviewing.
I can only imagine.
It's just, you know, if I'm not into something, it's pretty apparent to everyone.
Yes, it shows.
It does show.
It's unfortunate.
You don't say.
This is why I'm not in the business.
You don't say.
Because I can't fake it.
Oh, no.
Oh, no, I think.
So we have nothing from Chap?
No, Zip, sorry.
Okay.
Ono Priester, Priester, Priester. Ono Priester, Priester. Ono Priester in Sust. Sust. Netherlands. Sust. Sust. Ono Priester in Sust, Netherlands, 23456.
I was briefly tempted to change my knightly title, Sir Lather of Indecision, to Baronet Njet.
Oh, that's cute.
I like it.
Mm-hmm.
Baronet Nyet.
But decided to wait instead until the next donation to request your approval to change title to Baron No.
Baron No.
I think Baron Nyet is pretty good, actually.
But if you want to be Baron No.
Baron No is good, too.
It would be Baronet Nyet, but Baron No.
Baronet Nyet.
Okay, but Baron No.
Baron Nyet Nyet.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm sorry.
Nyet Nyet Nyet.
Please add to the birthday calendar my youngest human resource, Emma, who celebrated her 24th at the Ford Ducks yesterday.
Still amazed by the impact of career karma you sent out to her a year or two ago when she stood to choose, or stood to chose, it says chose, a master's degree program at an uber-woke London University.
We'll not mention the faculty, but it was goldsmiths.
Luckily, she timely received karma and redirected her career to a dudette named Bernadette.
Anyone can learn to code, Joe.
You know, the Dutch seem to write these notes in some sort of code.
For jingles, I would appreciate a shape-shifting Jew, no, and a special jobs karma.
Not that I need the latter, but you never know.
Okay, and we got a special bonus for you.
I come from a family where, an area where there's coal mining, Scranton.
Anybody who can go down 300 to 3,000 feet in the mine, sure enough, can learn how to program as well.
The local one for the magical safety team to step right this way from us.
No.
Job.
Not everyone wants to code.
What?
These assholes make it sound as though everybody and their sister, because of I don't know why, want to code, which is a crap...
You know, a lot of people like to code.
They love it.
And in fact, they're born to code.
But...
Not everybody wants to code.
They don't want to sit on their duff coding all day.
Some people don't like that.
They like to be outside.
They like to be chipping away with a pickaxe.
Who knows what they want to do.
But not everybody in the world wants to code.
Sorry.
No, I think you're right.
But people who can code are doing pretty well.
Yes, and generally speaking, there are people who can code, and they're usually good.
Also, learning to code is one thing.
Being a good coder...
That's a whole other thing.
It's not even in the same discussion.
We move on to...
Scott K., Lynchburg, Virginia, with a row of ducks, 222.22, for the Chinese New Year, I am presuming.
In the morning, Adam and John, Amy, my smoking hot wife of 25 years, and I grew up with Adam on MTV. We are now 52, and he is the podfather.
Who would have thunk it?
I've been remiss in donating, but today I saw that it was 2.2.22 and my birthday is 20 days away on 2.2.22.
So I knew I had to donate to avoid some cataclysm or apocalypse.
You two are incredible and truly put on the best podcast in the universe.
Thank you.
You've kept me sane for two years since my good friend Eric the Grease Monkey, Knight of Sunset Ridge, hit me in the mouth in 2020.
Please, please, please, please, he says.
Would you de-douche me?
You've kept me sane.
And we got it.
You've been de-douched.
Also, please add me to the birthday list for the 22nd of February.
This is a small and insufficient token of what you all have provided to me in the media analysis, deconstruction, and good humor.
Jingles.
Shut up, slave.
A screw your freedom and a no.
Screw your freedom.
Screw your freedom.
And also, he says, I'd also like an R2-D2 karma, even though he's a good Christian.
Scott Kay of Lynchburg, Virginia, eventually hopes to be Sir Ski the Pole of the VA. We look forward to it, too.
Shut up, slave!
Screw your freedom.
No.
You've got...
Karma.
It's funny that Scott would mention he's a good Christian and he would request the karma.
Because there's a big debate going on in the social.
But that's why he's saying it.
Yeah, I know.
That's obviously why he's saying it.
There's a big debate going on whether karma's pagan.
It's pagan.
The debate is healthy.
It's funny.
Listen to the two sides of this.
Oh, yeah.
Most people are concluding that it's not pagan.
Jeremy Cartwright in Rockford, Illinois.
Came in with another 222.22.
Thanks for the cool water, gents.
Request Goat Karma for radio-free Gitmo.
Honk, honk.
I'm donating a row of ducks.
But what with the Canadian trucker protest?
I thought it could be repurposed through geese to show solidarity.
Okay.
And then I thought it might be a good donation drive, so I should pass my idea along to John in time for the newsletter.
You missed it.
Honk, honk!
I like it.
Good idea for the Canadian juice.
I'm going to extend it.
I'm going to extend a two-two-two thing in solidarity to the truckers for the next show.
And we need a honk-honk karma.
Could somebody please produce it?
You've got...
Jennifer Rine in Snoqualmie.
Washington?
She got the geese there.
No note that we could find?
No.
I'll just move through these.
This is easy.
John Wynn in Austin, Texas.
Also a row of geese.
Hey guys!
Here are a few ducks in a row.
Just turned into geese.
Please play Donald Love Nazis and dedicate it to Whoopi Goldberg.
Okay.
Donald Love Nazis.
Donald loves Nazis.
CNN say that he's KKK. And he shouts the sick hail with it.
Wow.
Hey!
Baron Finch in Portland just says he wants some house-buying karma.
He came with a row of ducks, 222.22.
Love you guys.
Love the show.
Cheers.
You've got karma.
We have a...
I'm sorry, Black Nights.
I thought it was empty.
Black Nights or Kelly Spongberg and Dame Andre in the Rocky Mountain House.
Andrea.
Andrea.
Dame Andrea.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Yeah, this might be cut off there.
Yeah, I think it's cut off.
Dame Andrea.
But they're in what was once the rich part of Canada.
Saskatoon?
No, Rocky Mountain House in Alberta.
Alberta, right.
Yeah, it used to be.
Now, thanks to Trudeau, You know, they're suffering.
Humbly requesting health karma for our grandson, Nico, who is receiving excellent care in a Scandinavian hospital.
Love is lit.
Black Nights for Kelly Sponberg and Dame Andrea X Love and Kisses.
Yeah, so for that, we've got to roll out the goat.
You've got karma.
Another missing note from Karen Weisgerber in Bend, Oregon, 222.20.
Little Dame of the Happy Hummers in Santee, California, 222.20.
My celebratory Tiger Lunar New Year donation.
Thank you for your courage.
That's nice.
We have Sir Whisker Biscuit.
From Rochester, New York with 222.20.
He wants a new shit has come to light.
Korean news lady, Rev Manning.
We have a Manning, don't we?
Yes, we have a Rev.
Oh, what happened here?
What is the second?
What blew up here?
Korean news lady.
How come that's not working?
Korean news lady is giving me an error.
Oh.
I guess you got hacked by the North Koreans.
I think she's poorly formatted.
We'll just play a little bit of the EOS. Okay.
And a jobs karma.
John and Adam, row of groundhog monks.
On my birthday.
Oh, so today's his birthday.
I don't think he's on the list.
I'll put it on there.
Thank you for the high-quality deconstruction, Sir Whiskey Biscuit, Rochester, New York.
I've got information, man.
new shit has come to life they're saying that all hell is gonna break loose and you're gonna need a bitcoin Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs.
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At the end of his note, he mentions, we don't have to read this, but he sent $100.69 back in December 22nd through PayPal for a Christmas donation.
I never heard it read out loud.
Not that I care.
Well, he obviously cares or you wouldn't mention it.
I think we did read that out loud because I kind of remember it.
You may just not have heard it.
A lot of times that happens.
Yeah.
Oh, many times.
Hey, you missed me in the nighting.
No, you were kind of right there.
Now, have we missed people?
Yeah.
So, it's okay to doubt.
Michael Bernstein204.01, this donation is for the great work that you continue to produce.
For example, I thought the Tom Hanks Land of the Brave segment was absolutely fascinating and terrifying.
Yeah, we're good at that.
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You betcha.
And that's for Saturday.
You've got...
I like that.
Good way to promote your meetup.
Good way.
Yeah, I'd say.
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ITM, the Moe couple, needs a double-D douching.
You've been de-douched.
Hold on, that's a single.
That's a single.
We need double.
You've been de-douched.
God, we haven't donated for a while.
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Our formula is this.
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Ah, nothing like fresh kids.
you Just a couple of things I want to get.
Zucker got finally quit.
Yeah, this sounded real sketch to me, man.
Well, I agree, and my thinking is that the writing's on the wall with John Malone coming in.
It would be humiliating to be fired.
Mm-hmm.
And this is the way to get out somewhat graciously.
Except I think it may kind of backfire, at least if you listen to your friend Megan discussing the whole story with the woman who wrote the original piece for Radar Online.
This is part one.
Today's news is a long time coming.
We posted this story back in January, on January 4th, but we actually have been working on this story and reporting it out for years.
We had photographic evidence supporting this story back last year when we spotted Jeff and Allison at a Billy Joel concert together.
So we really put in the groundwork to make sure that we were 100% confident with this story.
And in January, we decided that there was just too much evidence and the world really needed to know about this.
Just because it was an open secret in the media world didn't mean that it was okay.
Okay.
And of course, no one was interested in it because he runs CNN and they didn't want to tick off Jeff Zucker.
They want to get on CNN. They want to be seen.
And I know you reported in your piece, you were told too, he's a vindictive guy and you better be careful.
Absolutely.
And, you know, one thing about Radar Online that all our readers know from over the years is that we post stories without fear or favor.
And we are really dedicated to pulling back the curtain and letting people know what's actually happening in media.
So it didn't scare us that he is a vindictive, nasty person.
If anything, that was extra incentive to really show the truth about what he was doing.
Now, wait, who was this woman?
She's the one who broke the story.
Yeah, and what publication?
Radar Online, which I think is a spin-off of Variety or Hollywood Reporter.
It's owned by one of the two.
It's legit.
Yeah, legit PR outfit.
She sounds like she was sent on a mission.
This is no secret.
I agree with that.
Yep.
Well, let's listen to your next clip and then I'll give you my thoughts.
In this case, they talk about the woman, which is kind of funny.
Allison Gullist is the woman, because she's released a statement now.
I mean, of course, this is the woman you reported about.
She's released a statement now as follows.
Jeff and I have been close friends and professional partners for over 20 years.
Recently...
Our relationship changed during COVID recently, she says.
I regret that we didn't disclose it at the right time.
I'm incredibly proud of my time at CNN and look forward to continuing the great work we do every day.
She's not yet resigned nor done anything other than release the statement so far as we know.
Okay, so let's pick it back up with Alison Gullist.
First of all, according to your reporting, is it true that it was only recently that their relationship changed during COVID from professional to personal?
Absolutely not.
And that word is just a classic piece of PR spin coming from someone who's a PR professional.
She joined CNN back in 2013.
And Katie Couric said in her book published last year that even that time, there were questions rumbling about their relationship.
So, you know, like I said, I think everyone who knows anything about this story knows that it's been happening for a lot longer than recent months.
They've known each other for over 20 years because my understanding is she was, I don't know what her job was, young at CNN, I'm sorry, at NBC, when he was an executive there.
Yes, so she was actually just like a public relations advisor, very young, very junior, like you said, and she rapidly raced through the ranks at NBC, joined CNN, eventually became the executive vice president and chief marketing officer.
So all of our sources and people inside CNN, and even Katie in her book, have said that there are so many questions about the nature of her ascent at CNN. Was it really because of her talents, or was it because of her close relationships?
Wow!
Wow!
Wow, how are you allowed to do this to women in today's day and age?
That's very surprising that you can talk.
Well, she's a woman, so she's allowed to say, but basically she's a whore is what she's saying.
Yes.
Damn.
This goes on and that's pretty much the conclusion they come to.
Wow.
Well, here's...
What I read was, you know, during the Cuomo investigation, Chris Cuomo...
To me, this is the cover story.
This is the cover story.
But it was Chris Cuomo investigation where...
What did we learn from the Chris Cuomo investigation?
One of his producers, Kitty Fiddler.
One of Jake Tapper's producers, Kitty Fiddler.
The boss, uh...
Yeah, it should have disclosed an improper relationship.
I'm sorry, I have to resign.
Come on!
I think he knew about the kiddie fiddling.
At least knew about it.
And that's a morass.
That's probably still not...
They haven't probably really dug that hole deep enough yet.
It just feels like CNN's got some...
And now with this accusation that you can screw your way to the top in media?
Cool!
What?
Never heard of such a thing.
That's just crazy.
Well, yeah, good riddance.
And that deal is on.
I think it's all approved now.
The Warner Media acquisition.
So the rats are escaping the ship.
Where's he going to go?
Where's Zucker going to go?
I don't think he's going to get a job for a long time.
Mm-hmm.
Because this isn't resolved fully, because now it looks like he's been playing favorites with his girlfriend, and this is not going to go over with anybody, so he's not going to get any job until this is resolved completely.
I'm sure he's got a golden parachute, and he's fine.
It's not like he's going to starve to death and beg for money on the corners.
But these other guys, it's going to be interesting to see.
I would...
I think a dead pool is in order here where you have a, when are they going to, who's going to be next?
Is it going to be Don Lemon?
Is it going to be Mika and her funny pinched face boyfriend?
Who's going to be next on the chopping block?
Because these guys are going to have to get out of there because Malone mentioned it again.
Hold on, Mika is MSNBC. She's not CNN. Oh, I keep forgetting.
You're right.
But there's something going on there, too, because Rachel Maddow is, quote, going on hiatus for a bit to do a movie.
Hello!
In show business, we call that done.
You don't go on hiatus.
Yeah, this is the news from this week.
Yes, Rachel Maddow.
Yeah, I think I have the story right here.
Rachel Maddow taking a hiatus to work on a movie.
And she just renegotiated her contract reportedly.
Yeah, she's out.
She's out.
I don't know.
Really?
She's out of it.
I gotta look into it.
This is interesting.
Okay, well, okay, you're right.
Mika, unfortunately, yeah.
Damn it.
But Don Lemon's gonna go.
I don't know how Stelter's gonna hang in there.
No, Stelter's got that.
Stelter has to go.
He was attached to Zucker's butthole.
Yeah, you're probably right.
And then that fat-faced blonde.
Yeah, Alison Camerota.
She's annoying.
Yeah, she's annoying.
Didn't she come from Fox initially?
I don't know where she came from.
Yeah, I think she was one of the...
You've got to remember, and I'll just point this out to people, John Malone was a huge Trump supporter, and he saw what happened.
Yeah.
And you talk about a guy who carries a grudge.
John Malone is the Darth Vader of the media.
He's going to come in there and just fire everybody.
They have to bail out before that happens.
Camerota worked for many years at Fox News, most notably as part of the Fox& Friends franchise and a co-host of Fox& Friends Weekend.
Was she not part of the Roger Ailes?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
She covered the Me Too movement.
Anyway.
It's not nice to call her a fat-faced blonde.
Did I say that?
Yeah, you did.
You did.
I just realized that was...
Kind of uncalled for.
Well, I had to describe her because I don't know her name.
Well, when I say Chucky, which woman do you think I'm talking about?
I think of John Gruden.
No, no, woman.
Chucky.
John Gruden.
Jen Psaki, of course.
Hello.
Oh, I'm not getting that reference.
Orange hair?
Chucky?
Oh, Chucky.
Okay, I get it.
Chucky, the terror doll?
Yeah, okay.
I didn't know it had orange hair.
I never saw those movies.
So, Chucky Psaki, I'm just going to be really rude to her.
She knew that...
Now, I've been looking at, again, Wall Street, the banking, the reverse repos.
I've been talking to the former New York banker.
And something happened today that Glenn Beck put out, which I need to correct because he's not entirely right, but that actually opened my eyes to what I think is really happening with the financial markets, which I know nothing about, really.
I'm dumb in that regard, but...
For sure Jen Psaki sees bad stuff coming her way, and I think today we have jobs numbers coming out, and so she needed to prepare everybody for the shitty numbers that are coming.
Because Omicron was so highly transmissible, nearly 9 million people called out sick in early January when the jobs data was being collected, so during that same period of time.
And the week the survey was taken, the week of January 12th, was at the height of the Omicron spike.
So we just wanted to kind of prepare people to understand how the data is taken, what they're looking at, and what it is an assessment of.
And as a result, the month's jobs report may show job losses, in large part because workers were out sick From Omicron at the point when it was peaking during the period when the week where the data was taken.
Now, how do you square that with the data?
Were these people...
By the way, I'm going to give you a clip of the day for pulling that one out of the blue because I didn't hear this and I'm laughing.
You're laughing?
I know it's a stupid clip of the day, but it is.
Clip of the day.
That's a great catch.
But it's also ridiculous.
It is ridiculous.
That's what's so good about it.
How does it work?
Is she saying that people were sick so then they were fired?
I don't know what she's saying, but you're right.
She's treading water.
Or maybe, and I think you could sell it by saying, well, payrolls obviously were lower because people were out sick and, you know, asshole companies don't pay people who are sick.
Yeah, you could do that.
You could do that.
But that would have broken another narrative, I'm sure.
Now, this was the news because there's two numbers floating out in the universe which need to be addressed.
And the first one is this.
Meanwhile, the U.S. national debt has topped $30 trillion for the first time.
About $7 trillion of it was racked up during the pandemic.
So that's the national debt.
But what I've been trying to understand with these reverse repos where the Federal Reserve was lending astronomical amounts of money to banks just before the 2020 discovery of COVID SARS-2, I look back to the same events occurring in 2008, 2009 with the reverse repos
This is really the overnight lending to banks because they can't really, in my understanding, the banks need to park some money.
They need to move this hundreds of billions or maybe more back and forth because they really aren't solvent.
So they need a quick loan.
They need a quick loan.
They'll give it right back the next day.
It seemed like more activity was happening in 2019 than it was in 2008-2009.
Even the former New York banker said, well, it looks like one of the sisters is in trouble.
There's a bank somewhere that is in trouble.
Because the Federal Reserve is supposed to be the lender of last resort for the banks to quote-unquote bail them out.
So even though this story in 2011, I looked it up in our own show notes, was reported about the $29 trillion that the Federal Reserve pumped into banks.
This story is now returning 10 years later because at the time the Federal Reserve said, we don't really want to disclose everything that we're doing, which was truly only about the names of the banks who they gave the money to.
Some say, oh, $30 trillion, $29 trillion.
It's just coincidental that it's the same as the national debt.
That was known.
But what Glenn Beck did is now that a FOIA request has come out and shows who the banks are, is he blows this up to something that is completely wrong, but actually exposes what's really happening.
So this is a piece that a lot of people sent me and this is from Glenn Beck two days ago.
Levy Economics Institute is the one that got the FOIA and they have the findings and let me give you the truth of what the Fed did.
Between 2008 and 2010, the Fed...
Bailed out the banks.
Now they said they'd give $3.5 trillion.
Well Citigroup, it's almost nationalizing Citigroup.
Citigroup got $2.5 trillion.
Morgan Stanley got $2 trillion.
Merrill Lynch got $1.9 trillion.
Bank of America got $1.3 trillion.
But that's not all.
We gave billions to the Bank of Scotland, Germany, Switzerland, the UK, France, Belgium.
We gave $3.7 trillion to Japan, $1.4 trillion to the UK, $1.3 trillion to Germany.
We bailed the world out to the tune of You want to know why they needed 10 years?
To the tune of $29 trillion.
They digitized $29 trillion and didn't tell you a damn thing about it.
So, this is what the banker told me a couple months ago.
He said, I don't know what these people are writing that you're seeing, but they're double counting everything.
I didn't understand what he was saying.
But the example, the Federal Reserve is very open about this.
And that's kind of the funny thing.
I think Beck is missing this entirely.
Most people are missing it.
The way these loans work is they're overnight loans.
And there's a very slight percentage, but over trillions of dollars, it's a lot of money.
So these banks are insolvent.
They need money to continue to operate.
So they do a quick overnight loan.
Everything's okay.
I'm simplifying this like all heck.
But they pay it back.
Every single one of those numbers was paid back.
Forget the funny money of how fractional banking reserve and bank reserves, but that's all you have to know.
The banks got it, gave it back.
So in total, it was $29 trillion.
It was often the same $3 trillion that was recirculating.
Now, I didn't clip the rest of what Beck was saying, but if you take that to 2019 in September, the same thing was happening with a slight difference.
The difference is it was no longer overnight.
It was three days.
It was a week.
It was two months.
They're still paying it back, but instead of a – remember, the Federal Reserve is the lender of last resort, so these banks are in very – Some kind of balance sheet problem where they need the money much longer than just the typical overnight.
And this is the thing that Beck went totally off the rails with.
Off the rails.
So they're doing about a trillion dollars a week.
And you can look at the chart.
It's true.
It's probably more.
It's more like $1.7 trillion a week.
But they're getting it back.
And Beck counted it up and said, well, that's 95 weeks so far of the pandemic.
That's $100 trillion.
So they've stolen $130 trillion.
It's not true.
What is true is the system is so corrupt that we are keeping it afloat with a trillion dollar loan every single week.
This shit is on the brink of collapsing.
If you don't have that money flowing through the bank or they don't resolve whatever the problem is, and it was Lehman Brothers, I guess, was part of the fix in 2008-2009, something's going to happen.
And that's like in our face.
I'm going to talk to Horowitz about it because he understands this stuff better than I do.
But it seems like that's what's happening.
The banks, and I'm sure it's all the same banks, they can't make ends meet, so they have to keep borrowing money.
They give it back, but they have to borrow every single time before the rent comes due or whatever's going on with them.
That's a lot of money that they're out, that is not working.
I think it works great.
Yeah.
You don't need much of a hiccup for something to go bad.
I'm not sure of that.
No, I know you're not sure.
I know you're not sure.
Neither is the former New York banker.
He also says, nothing to worry about.
It'll just continue.
Yeah, it works.
Whatever works.
You have to play games.
All I know is that trucks are moving.
Goods and services are here.
The Costco is filled to the gills.
Bro, please, just do me one favor.
Just get a freezer and just get some beef or something.
I just want to make sure I don't have to worry about you.
There's also something going on in Europe with something, calling it Target 2 or something.
Something with the Euro.
The Euro is also a problem.
By the way, I'm going to stop you right now and go back to the earlier part of the show where we talked about the overlay.
After the pandemic, the other part of the overlay and the riots, there's a big boom in the stock market.
And the Roaring Twenties are coming up.
But I think we have to go through some crap first.
There was no crap in the 1918-1919 period, except for the riots, and that's bad.
Well, there was quite a list of crap that went down.
What are you talking about?
Yeah, but again, you have the Roaring Twenties coming up, and that's a lot of fun.
Everyone's going to live it up.
It's going to be terrific.
Attention, the Roaring Twenties have now been moved to the 30s.
Stay tuned to this station for more information.
Seriously, it's going to be still in the 20s.
It's going to be the same.
It's going to be the roaring 20s.
The massive crash was going to move everything in this scale.
It would be around 20, 31, 32.
It would be a stock market crash.
It would knock us for a loop.
Yeah.
Well, I'm thinking you got your Federal Reserve Central Bank digital coin by 2025.
That's what I'm thinking.
Wow.
Meanwhile, Jen Psaki takes a page from Nancy Pelosi to explain the Build Back Better bill, which is still a problem despite no one really wanting this.
They have different numbers.
Jen?
Well, without getting into internal polling, I will tell you that Build Back Better, as you know, hasn't passed yet.
And we are working to get it passed.
And what we see in a lot of polling is that people like the components of the bill, but they don't know exactly what's in Build Back Better and what it means.
And it's always easier to sell a package to the public once it's passed.
So we are hoping we are going to get to that point.
That is our objective.
It's so much easier to explain to the people what their representatives voted for after they've already voted on it.
It's so much easier.
Yeah, I'll bet it is.
Yeah.
Hey, I explained it to you.
What's your problem?
It's easier.
We already passed it.
It's not a problem for me.
The Spotify woman.
The Spotify woman.
Final...
I just...
I got some Jen Psaki clips.
She's just...
She's off the rails.
So, she makes a cardinal mistake.
As a spokeshole, you just don't do interviews.
You know, like, oh, but just...
Let's just come on The Daily.
You know, the Daily is the most total-tarded podcast in the...
It's a pod in the universe.
And she goes into Daily mode like she's a member of the team.
Yeah, and this is what...
We could have advised against doing these kinds of interviews.
Jen, you speak from the podium and the podium only.
If you look at Fox on a daily basis, I mean, do you remember the four boxes that we had on all the TVs, right, which is on my TV right now?
So right now, just to give you a sense, so CNN, Pentagon, as many as 8,500 U.S. troops on heightened alert.
Okay, true.
Same on MSNBC. CNBC is doing their own thing about the market.
And then on Fox is Janine Pirro talking about soft on crime consequences.
I mean, what...
What does that even mean, right?
So there's an alternate universe on some coverage.
What's scary about it is a lot of people watch that.
Soft on crime.
What does that even mean, right?
What does it even mean, right?
Oh, brother.
Yeah.
That's not good.
No, I don't know why she does that.
Soft on crime.
Yeah.
And then to disparage Fox, it's just dumb.
Even her protege there, the band camp girl, she wound up on Fox for a while.
They even let her on Fox, yeah.
I miss her.
I miss her.
I miss the band camp girl.
She was so good.
We love band camper.
She was nice.
So I was doing what you're doing, looking at different kinds of screwball podcasts, and Victor Davis Hanson has one.
Ah, BDH, yes, with the horrible sound quality.
The sound quality is the worst.
And he's like, you know, he's a professor of ancient history.
Very good one, too.
Wait, ancient alien history?
No, no, that's ancient astronaut theorist.
Oh, right.
That's me.
Yes.
So I clip something from him because it's his description of Biden.
Because I was talking to Mimi about this and, you know, it's like, A lot of it has to do with Biden's gate.
And Dana Carvey does something.
He tries to do it, but Hansen's description kind of rings true.
And I just thought it was so interesting for people out there who want to do a copy of Biden, want to do a little, you know, some ridicule of Biden.
You might want to listen to this.
And then there's a lie about Biden.
When he gets on television, I saw him last night, Jack.
He is declining, as I said before, geometrically, not arithmetically.
Each day is twice as bad as the day before.
His complexion is almost reptilian-like.
It's completely...
When you look at those pictures just 10, 12 years ago, he looked like he was a fit 70.
Late 60s, he looks completely different.
He walks like his arms or wings are some type of navigational instruments, his elbows.
They're like, he kind of flaps so he doesn't fall.
He takes these short little steps.
He gets on there and he gets angry and he kind of slurs and spits his words out.
He coughs.
I am very empathetic.
I feel bad.
He has no business in bed getting up at 6 or 7 and being told, this is your menu.
And you think, oh my God, I've got a headache.
I ache.
I'm tired.
I don't want this.
That's where we are.
We're not honest about it.
We sure were honest about Donald Trump.
We had the Montreal Cognitive Assessment given him.
We had, was her name, Bandy Yee?
Lee?
Yes, Bandy Yee.
Yale psychiatrist who was paraded around Congress saying that you need basically a straitjacket intervention to grab him off the street and put him in...
You know, cloud cuckoo land, Donald Trump.
And not a word about Joe Biden.
Can't we just agree?
Give the guy the Montreal Cognitive Assessment.
See whether he can pass it or not.
Tina listens to Victor Davis Hanson.
She's always complaining about the quality of the sound.
Good for her.
She should.
How about writing him?
Oh, yeah.
Sound men are around, especially, I think he's at the Hoover Institute.
I can name a guy, Marshall Buick.
In the building.
Yeah, this guy's in the building.
Well, since VDH brought that up, I have the latest creepy soundbite from Uncle Joe.
But there's so much more to do.
I remember when we were going through this in the moonshot, and my saying that I was told, oh, well, patients don't want to share their data.
They all want to share their data.
Sometimes y'all don't want to share what you know.
Wow!
That is so deep on so many levels.
What is up with that?
They all want to share their data.
They all want to share.
Share your data.
And then they clap for it.
They clap for it.
Yes.
Oh, Joe.
Share your data!
Share your data!
Why are we clapping?
For sharing data.
For each of the ways we know cancer today, we know we can change its trajectory.
For example, to prevent cancer, scientists are exploring if the new mRNA vaccine technology that brought a safe and effective COVID-19 vaccine could also be used to stop cancer cells when they fail and when they first arrive.
Yes.
Hi, cancer cells.
Here's some mRNA from the safe and effective vaccines.
Now, from the people who brought you the safe and effective COVID-19 vaccines, it's cancer mRNA!
Right on.
Well, there was a story on NPR about Biden pushing his cancer thing.
It's interesting you played that clip.
You might as well play, this is the cancer money.
From Biden.
Cancer money.
President Biden is renewing his pledge to fight cancer.
NPR's Windsor Johnston reports Biden outlined the details of a new effort at the White House today that represents a relaunch of a program he led during the Obama administration.
President Biden announced efforts to supercharge a plan to reduce the death rate from cancer by at least 50% over the next 25 years.
Biden wasn't specific about how the proposal would be funded, but called on Congress to support legislation that would enhance prevention and research programs, as well as systems to increase equity and access to treatment.
My plea to my members in Congress is let's fund this particular program.
And focus on it till we beat it.
Because the American people, keep the hope alive.
There is hope.
The White House says more than 9 million cancer screenings were missed in the U.S. during the coronavirus pandemic.
Oh, okay.
So how long do you think it is before there's a breakthrough mRNA vaccine that will protect you from cancer?
Never.
This thing is going to fall apart.
This mRNA thing is a loser.
I just don't...
I'm of the opinion that it would be nice, it would be wishful thinking, they want to do something, it would be nice for them, for their money, for their bankroll, but I just don't see it.
You don't think they will get something passed through the FDA? I think this is getting to be...
I think they're published...
Well, now I'm sounding like you and it's wishful thinking.
Yeah, really.
What happened to everyone will take it?
If they come out with a cancer vaccine, everyone will take it!
They'll line up around the block!
We saw it!
So you can't go back on that, I'm sorry.
I was right!
Hey, I apologize.
It's my beat.
This is one of those things where I'm going to get emails and tweets.
I can't believe you didn't do it!
Do you ever get those?
I'm so surprised.
I was surprised.
This is my favorite.
I'm surprised.
I'm surprised you didn't do this.
To which I would say, I'm surprised you as a producer did not produce and remind me.
Yeah, I always throw it back on the producer.
February, the shortest month, the coldest month, and perfect for Black History Month, everybody.
Yes.
It's the old classic.
That's the old classic.
I just want to remind everyone with a Morgan Freeman clip who explains his views on Black History Month.
Black History Month?
This is with a George Wallace interview.
Ridiculous.
Why?
Why?
You're going to relegate my history to a month?
Oh, come on.
What do you do with yours?
Which month is White History Month?
Well, come on.
Tell me.
I'm Jewish.
Okay.
Which month is Jewish History Month?
There isn't one.
Oh.
Oh.
Why not?
Yeah.
Do you want one?
No, no.
No.
I don't either.
I don't want a Black History Month.
Black history is American history.
How are we going to get rid of racism and stop talking about it?
I'm going to stop calling you a white man.
And I'm going to ask you to stop calling me a black man.
Yeah, there you go.
It's always good to remember the words of Morgan Freeman.
Yep.
He was the one who went on the Don Lemon show.
And Lemon started trying to get into this racist talk.
He says, you know, what makes you think things are going...
And Freeman said, things are going fine.
And he says, what makes you think things are going fine?
They're going terrible.
And then he points out, he says, look, I'm on your show.
You've got this high-paid job.
Look at the two of us.
How can we be complaining?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're a black man.
I'm a black man.
This is great.
And Lemon doesn't know what to say.
So, that's been suppressed.
Now, I do have a couple of things about the troops to build up, including what I think might be the CIA messaging.
Ah!
Is this for Russia?
Yeah, the Russian thing.
Russia?
I have two clips.
Okay.
And when is the NPR clip about the American troops?
They're moving to the EU. The Pentagon announced today 3,000 troops will deploy as part of an effort to bolster NATO allies along the Ukrainian border.
The troop movements are an effort to deter Russia from once again invading Ukraine.
NPR's Tom Bowman has more.
2,000 troops from Fort Bragg, North Carolina, will deploy to Germany and Poland, and another 1,000 American troops already in Germany will head to Romania in the coming days.
Pentagon spokesman John Kirby said the troops are meant to reinforce these NATO allies, referring to it as a robust defense and a move that is not escalatory.
The U.S. is doing this on its own, Kirby said, and not through NATO. There are another 8,500 troops in the U.S. on high alert to be part of a NATO response force they have not yet been ordered to deploy.
Wait a minute.
We're doing this of our own accord, not with NATO? Yes.
Well, that doesn't sound even legal.
Probably isn't.
And he admits that.
But they're just moving troops now.
It's legal.
We're just sending a few troops to do a little shopping in Poland.
We hear it's nice this time of year in Warsaw.
So I caught this clip, and this is the deployment clip.
And I believe that this is the CIA messaging clip that goes out to let us know what's up ahead, what's really going on.
And I think you may be able to pick this up, too, when you hear it.
President Biden has ordered several thousand U.S. troops to take up new positions in Eastern Europe as Russian forces crowd Ukraine's borders.
The Pentagon said today that 2,000 soldiers will deploy from Fort Bragg, North Carolina, to Poland and to Germany.
Another 1,000 will move from Germany to Romania.
These troops will not be going to Ukraine to participate in the defense of Ukraine.
The President has been very clear about that.
These forces are going to reassure and to bolster capabilities inside NATO's eastern flank.
Russia called the U.S. deployments destructive.
Meanwhile, the Pentagon confirmed the validity of documents leaked to a Spanish newspaper.
They indicate that the U.S. would agree to talks over reducing missile deployments in Europe if Russia backs away from Ukraine.
Well, first of all, it's Mike Morrell.
No, that was Kirby.
That wasn't...
That was Kirby?!
Are you sure that really sounded like Mike Murrow?
Yes, because it was visual.
I was making this from a video clip.
It's Kirby.
Oh my goodness, it sounded just like Murrow.
It's milieu.
But no, it was the documents leaked to a Spanish newspaper.
Yes.
Have we ever heard this before?
This is the old roundabout.
That's right.
According to the Madrid Times...
So documents leaked by the CIA to a Spanish newspaper indicate the following, and then they leak this information to soften the blow, which is that we will pull some missiles out of some places if the Russians just back off a little bit and give us some slack here and this whole thing goes away.
That, to me, was the CIA's version, their old-fashioned way of doing it.
Now, this just hit me.
The number of times I have heard...
And we've talked about this type of system.
And even Nancy Pelosi confirmed that's how it works.
But we know this.
My family knows some of this.
A lot of this.
Developed this.
Who knows?
Uncle Don.
But they would always be reading...
So does Uncle Don read the Madrid Times?
No.
He would always see this in two places.
I think one is more or less defunct now, the International Herald Tribune.
Does that still exist?
It's been changed.
It still exists as the New York Times International Edition or something like that.
They pulled it.
It used to be a joint venture between the Times and the Washington Post.
So that, I believe, was the messaging system, but more currently, it popped in my mind, FT, Financial Times, they're always publishing stuff like that.
And it makes total sense because you cannot read anything on ft.com unless you pay.
Or unless you use ft12.io, as in foot12.io.
And that's a tip from your No Agenda show.
It's a paywall buster.
Oh no!
And it busts the FT, which I've never been able to do.
So I'm going to start looking at this now.
I think Financial Times may be the aggregate outlet.
It might be, but in this case it was some newspaper in Spain.
No, no, but my point is the Financial Times would say according to the Madrid Times.
They're the ones that are doing it.
Not New York Times, but the Financial Times.
The joke of this is the transparency of the fraud, which is if you're going to leak documents...
State Department documents.
Why would you leak them to a Spanish newspaper?
Well, you said it's the CIA system, so the CIA does that.
No, that's what it is, obviously.
The CIA does it that way to get it into the International Herald Tribune or into the Financial Times.
And what outlet was this where you got this from?
This was PBS. Oh, hello.
Another CIA outlet.
Easy peasy.
So I believe that that was the CIA messaging, that this is what's going to happen.
We're going to pull some missiles out of here and there, and the Russians are going to back off, or they're going to move.
Actually, the Russians may not do anything, but we're going to report that they back off.
Right.
They won't be crowding the border.
Because they may actually be doing actual exercises like they said.
Yeah, which I think they were.
So it's all going to calm down and then Biden's going to take a victory lap, hopefully by 2022.
So this will happen within the next few months.
This has got to be...
Prior to the 2022 midterms.
Well, they have...
And that all has to happen before April, so this is going to happen in the next month and a half.
They have kept, as we say in the old country, a stick behind the door, just in case.
All of my dudes named Ben and the protector of the megawatts specifically has sent this panic, panic amongst...
The power generating companies, U.S. officials prepare for potential Russian cyber attacks as Ukraine's standoff continues.
They're going to hit the grid!
So they left that as a possibility, I think.
But they did.
What is it?
ICIE, U.S., the computer division of the government, they've been contacting all of the power producers in Texas.
Ooh, it's going to happen.
It could happen.
Yeah, it could happen.
So just in case, there was a cyber attack in Germany paralyzing a large oil tank tank farm.
So they could not transport any oil because the systems are locked up.
Let me see if they blame this on Russia yet.
They probably will.
So the systems were locked up?
Yeah.
Logistics Group Hellman.
Let me see.
IT systems of the mineral oil trader Mabanaft are also affected.
All of the oil tanks loading and unloading systems are paralyzed!
Sounds right.
Just turn a valve, for God's sake.
Take a wrench.
Turn a valve, take a wrench.
All right.
To round out this story, we heard...
I think it's related, but we heard about the HSBU's being targeted, third wave of bomb threats for some reason.
Yeah, I have a clip of this, too.
Oh, you do?
Okay, well, what do you have?
Let me play that first.
I have the FBI's report on the black college bombings.
The FBI has identified as many as six possible suspects in bomb threats against historically black colleges and universities.
News accounts today said that all of those being investigated are juveniles.
At least 18 schools received threats on Monday and on Tuesday.
No bombs were found.
Oh, juveniles!
A bunch of prankster kids.
Well, check this out.
A woman from Kansas charged with supporting ISIS will make her first court appearance today.
Alison Fluke Ekron is accused of training militant women after moving to Syria.
She allegedly wanted to bomb a mall or a college in the U.S.
How come there's no ISIS leads here?
Well, she said ISIS. I know, but they're not connecting it to the HBCUs.
Oh, no, no, no.
This is a mistake.
That report you just played should have been quashed completely.
Yes.
Because what we're dealing with with these kids is domestic terrorism.
Yeah.
Oh, yes.
We can't have foreign terrorism.
And white supremacy.
Yeah, we can't have foreign terrorism.
You're so right.
Unfortunately, we can't identify these kids because they're...
No, these are underage.
Yeah, underage.
Juvenile.
Underage terrorists.
Domestic terrorists.
UK boots on the ground from Nigel, the company I work for, does work at Windsor Castle.
Just before Christmas, I was walking with the chief of the on-site fire department.
He took me to parts of the grounds I'm not normally allowed to go when the queen is in residence.
This is Christmas.
We were walking along some of the grounds and were stopped by two men in a Land Rover and asked to wait.
Two more Land Rovers drove past.
The second had the Queen sitting in the back.
She was definitely alive just before Christmas.
So that's, at least we know she was alive then.
Do we know, did she move?
Because she could have been stuck.
Taxidermy's big in England.
I think that we need a follow-up from Nigel.
She was moving or waving the way she does that wave.
Did she wave at you or what?
She's stuffed.
I'm stuffed.
Let's see.
I've got a couple other emails I want to inform myself.
Oh, yes.
There's a new term we need to be on the lookout for.
EDGE. EDGE. It's an acronym.
Our EDGE is a driving force.
Yes.
The ethically diverse group of employees.
That's our EDGE. Be on the lookout for that.
And I have a fantastic life.
I mean, I text with Joe Rogan, I talk to Janice Dean, and then I got Roger McGuinn sending me emails.
A bird, a former bird, eight miles high guy, a bird, who says, hey, Adam.
It's produced Veuve Clicquot.
Not Veuve Clicquot.
Yeah, Veuve.
Hey man, don't you have important bird business to attend to?
Gosh darn it.
I guarantee that he sent that to you from a boat.
From a boat.
He is on a cruise ship.
He's always on a cruise ship.
And he has the satellite system to send messages.
I know.
He's great.
He's bored.
No, he's listening to the show.
He's woke, man.
He's with us.
He does listen to the show.
It keeps him busy.
He also gives lectures on these boats so he gets free cruises.
Here's the boots on the ground that we should take a break after.
It's from Sandra.
And she says, you know what?
This anti-work, the workforce situation, I'd like to give you a perspective from the millennials like herself.
We always love hearing this.
And some of it, I think, makes sense because we've even discussed it as such.
To put it in perspective, millennials like me entered the workforce in the aftermath of the 2008 crisis.
Most of us had a hard time finding a job right out of college that actually paid our bills.
Back then, in order to get a job, employers asked for at least two years of experience, which meant that you had to intern, most of the time for free, to gain that experience.
I interned three months for free and one year making $2,000 a month in New York City.
During that time, you had to prove yourself and work long hours, which I was happy to do.
I needed a learning experience since college didn't prepare me for the real world at all.
This disillusionment is a common theme, and I do kind of understand that.
You think I should get an intern?
Yeah, definitely.
We need to do the intern selection process.
Huh?
Huh?
In simultaneous, new tech and new apps started flooding the workplace.
Apps like Slack or Teams.
We knew this was no good.
They create internal social media platforms where you can be constantly in touch with everyone at work and multiple devices.
This means you're always on, always available, and you're expected to answer ASAP. And always being followed and tracked.
Additionally, most of the companies have social channels in these platforms, things like hashtag cuteness overload where you post photos of your pets, hashtag food where you share your lunch, hashtag wellness fitness, you name it.
Anything to keep those notifications popping and to build our company culture.
And so, this rings true.
And so we were left with little to no time to have a healthy social life outside work.
Most of us tend to make friends with the people we work with, so you had a perfect storm where all your life revolves around your job.
As you and John mentioned a couple of times, we are not good at pushing back and creating boundaries.
Hence, you have a workforce that is used to working long hours to make the impossible possible in a short amount of time and always connected, always on.
Now, enter the pandemic.
When the pandemic started and we all had to scramble to work from home, things got a bit out of hand.
Leaders were concerned with earnings and employees with keeping their jobs.
So what did we do?
We overworked.
And there you have it.
A workforce that is tired, that sits all day in makeshift offices, zooming back to back, With some having to deal with kids at home.
We've also noticed is that the new generation, the Z's, are just not having it at all.
They've seen us burning out and want healthier approaches to work.
Work-life balance.
There's a Slack channel for that too.
In summary, I personally think that people are burned out, uninspired, and tired of work being the main thing in their life.
Thank you for all you do, especially the much-needed laughs from Sandra.
Learn to code.
I think that sounds pretty good, man.
I think that sounds spot on.
Yeah, that's actually a pretty good essay.
Oh, it's an essay.
It was.
Sandra, you should get a sub stack.
She's telling it like it is.
She should get a sub stack.
She can do an essay.
Yeah, she could.
She could do one once in a while.
I'm going to show myself old by donating to No Agenda.
Imagine all the people who could do that.
Oh yeah, that'd be fab.
Yeah, on No Agenda.
We do have a few people to thank for show 1422, starting with John Robinette, $100.
Baron Latican in Houston, Texas, $100.
And Aichi Kitagawa has moved up to $100.
He sent a small email saying that, well, I missed one month, and so I thought I'd double up.
Okay, thank you.
For him, I like Aichi.
Aichi.
Aichi Kitagawa.
Matthew Smith, Sir Smitty, actually.
The Burning River Coastie.
North Royalton, Ohio.
99.99.
Sir Kevin McLaughlin, Duke of Luna.
Lover of American.
Boobs!
Boobs!
In Concord, North Carolina.
8008.
Sir Jamo of North Central Idaho in Lewiston.
69.33 Tyler and Laura Giffel in Indianapolis, Indiana.
66.66 is a 2x3333 donation.
And please dedouche us.
You've been dedouched.
Chris Bailey, 55.56 Sir Stone, Rapid City, South Dakota, 55.10 Brian Furley, 55.10 Zach Welch in Burien, Washington, just off by the airport, 55.
Steven Schnitker in New Haven.
Schnellker, Schnellker, Schnellker.
Oh, Schnellker.
Schnellker.
Looks like an eye.
In New Haven, Indiana.
He says, this is what he said there, was he's PayPal emptying.
Yes, a lot of people, we don't push this anymore, but we used to.
If you have a PayPal account, like, it's got some money in it.
Empty it on us.
Yeah, empty it on us.
Just dump it.
Dump it.
Dump it, dump it, dump it.
Now, the following people are $50 donors.
Name and location, if I have it.
Joseph Barnes is the first on the list.
And he's in Oakland.
I always have one guy in Oakland.
Loretta Vandenberg in Provencal, Louisiana.
Ivan Babik in Astoria, New York.
Charles Hoffman in Des Moines, Iowa.
Annalise Munding in Happy Valley, Oregon.
Annalise says she was recently called out as a douchebag, so I'll give her a de-douche.
You've been de-douched.
No, she didn't ask for it.
Sounds like she needs it.
Sounds good.
Zach Welch is on the list again!
Mary in Washington, just by the airport.
Vance Cotier, Cotier, C-O-T-I-E-R, and he's somewhere, God knows where, $50.
And he wants to give credit for this to Carl King for his dedouching.
You've been dedouched.
Vance is Sir Mainframe.
He was knighted just one or two shows ago.
Ah, Sir Mainframe.
Monica Kidwell in Floyd's Knobs, Indiana.
Which I think maybe our lover of America and boobs might want to move there.
I thought it was Floyd's Knobs.
I didn't know it was Knobs, plural.
Well, she said Monica and Floyd's Knobs.
And it says Floyd's Knobs on PayPal.
Well, why don't you look it up?
Check it out.
We have to be accurate on this show.
Jamie, look it up for me.
Andrew Watson in Fairhope, Alabama.
Shane Grubb in Cleveland, Tennessee.
Always cracks me up.
I don't know why.
Tony Lang in Castle Pines, Colorado.
Claire Thornhill in Toronto, Ontario.
Anna Drake in Whitestown, Indiana.
James Sharametta in Napanok, New York.
Sir Brian Watson in Raleigh, North Carolina.
Bruce Schwalm in Harrisburg, Pennsylvania.
And last but not least is Brett Farrell, Sir Brett Farrell, who I believe is in Oklahoma City.
I thank these folks for producing and supporting the No Agenda show, specifically show 1422.
Floyd's Knob was named after Colonel Davis Floyd.
And the knobstone escarpment that rises 850 feet above the Ohio River floodplain in the area.
Ah, I knew this!
Floyd's knobs.
So it is plural knobs.
Makes it just a little less funny.
Just a tad, though.
Thank you to these producers.
Again, thanks to our executive and associate executive producers, who we thanked earlier.
You are now an official producer of the No Agenda Show, and we want to thank everyone who came in under 50 for reasons of anonymity, but also you're on some of the programs that we make available.
These are subscriptions, sustaining donations.
They're smaller amounts, but they recur, and they give us a base, and we're very appreciative of people who sign up for those as well.
Please consider us for the next program, which will be on Sunday.
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We've got Maria Staples saying happy birthday to her brother Anthony, who turns 30.
Sorry we missed that the first time around.
Oh no, Priester, happy birthday to his daughter Emma, turns 24.
Zach Hanslick, his wife Brandy, celebrates on the 5th.
Scott Kaye will be celebrating on the 22nd.
And we wind it up with Sir Whisper Biscuit.
Happy birthday to him.
As far as I know, he's celebrating today.
Happy birthday to everybody here at the Best Podcast in the Universe!
No knights, no dames, no title upgrades.
Wow.
Yeah, I know.
It happened not too long ago we had that happen.
It's happening with more frequencies and it's kind of...
Well, I don't know.
Yeah, well, you know...
It's a trillion dollars a week the Fed is pumping, so something's wrong in the system.
No agenda meetups.
It's not your party.
February's chock full of meetups.
This is where you get together with human resources.
You are in proximity, which gives you a...
A unique human experience which I don't believe can be enjoyed in any other way, particularly because you are with community.
And what do you have in common?
The No Agenda Show and all that you make out of it.
Here's a report from the Cincinnati Meetup.
Wannabe Sir Juan in the morning.
Conversations about drone farming, Bitcoin, OTG, and digital identity in the morning, boys.
This is third.
Oh no agenda, wake me from the dream.
So nice to spend time with such authentic people in one room.
How you doing?
This is John and Sarah Kunis and Baby Berenhardt in the morning.
This is Tell.
I just got here.
In the morning, John and Adam.
Long-time listener and a donor, this is Adam from Knoxville and now from Cincinnati.
John, you were supposed to do, you were supposed to say something about who's on first.
You forgot to do it.
Please do that one.
Morning, John and Adam.
Have fun, boys.
Fifth Human Resources now here.
Chris and Caitlin, wish you all well.
Have fun.
In the morning from Cincinnati.
Shut up, sir!
Sir Colin here at the Cincinnati Shrunk and Amidala Support Group saying hello.
We have a great turnout from...
So it's a great meetup and thanks John and Adam.
We'll keep meeting every month.
See you guys later.
Stay in school.
I love the kids in the meetup reports.
That's really working for me.
I like the shut-up slave kids.
Good job, girls.
Good job.
I should mention that we do have the Know Who's on First Bit by Abbott and Costello, one of their best ones, the two sides of a record, which is in a band.
It's sitting around.
We can play it one of these days.
It's still in the archives.
We go to Manchester.
Checking in from the no agenda hang from the Hungry Tiger in Manchester, Connecticut.
The blizzard of 2022.
The wind's howling and here we are thanking you for your courage in the morning.
It's all, boy.
Passing it off.
Hey, it's Mike here, a.k.a.
Tito Till on No Agenda Socials in the morning.
Stay awake and stay away from the Jabba Jabba Doo.
Hey, just hanging here with some like-minded friends, warriors.
ITM, Dame Douchebag, my little human resources are at home wishing they could save.
Fuck China!
Chinese asshole.
This is Dan Scalise checking in.
That was a douchebag, Dan, as always, checking in.
So, in the morning to you, John and Adam.
In the morning to all the slaves in the caves, all the dames in the trees, and all the nights and the days out there.
In the morning!
Hey, hey, howdy, no agenda.
I'm here at the Hungry Tiger in Manchester, and we've been talking about orgone generators and how you can maybe put those near all of your cell towers in your area.
Bust up those chemtrails.
Get out of the radiation.
Play a roll.
Dig a hole.
5G tower across the street from the Hungry Tiger signing off.
Tall boy, thank you for your service.
Wow, man.
Boy, those guys were wasted.
A whole group of them.
In 50 years when some, you know, archaeologist digs this up from the hard drives of history and be like, wow, man.
They had this thing called...
Those guys are plastered.
Like, we're talking about how they were all plastered on the gin carts.
That's what they'll be talking about in the future.
Man, back in the day, in the 2020, 2022, man.
Especially podcasters.
They had plastered audiences.
That's all they were doing.
Here's what's coming up today.
We actually have a meetup at 6.30 Mountain Time, Post Brewing Highland Ranch, Colorado.
Tomorrow, the Escape Slave South of the Border meetup, Mexico Time, 4 p.m., Mexico City, and Mezcal Arte San Miguel de Allende.
And that's in GTO, Mexico.
That's Mexico Time.
We have also tomorrow the Houston Booster Club meeting, 6 p.m., Presley's Southern Good Eatery, where no mask is needed unless you look like Nancy, Pelosi.
Saturday, three slaves passing through Orlando meet up at noon, the Broken Strings Brewery.
Also on Saturday, Sigourney Weaver Fan Appreciation Meetup at noon at Primal Brewing in Belmont, North Carolina.
The Portland, Oregon Agendalist Meetup, 6.30pm, Lucky Labrador.
We have Party in the Pines on Saturday at noon in Piccadilly Inn in Chemong, New Jersey.
It's in South Jersey.
Red 33 Station, Winter Station Meetup, 2.30 p.m., Castle Island Brewery in Norwood, Massachusetts.
And then on show day, Sunday, 5.05, Land of the Entrapment, 2 p.m.
Mountain Time at Urban 360 Pizza in Albuquerque, New Mexico.
Sir Jeffrey Tuhigg hosting, our buddy.
Resist We Much Meetup also on Sunday, February 6, 3 p.m., at Bombshell Brewing in Holly Springs, North Carolina.
And two more on Sunday, Northeast by Southwest meetup, 3 p.m.
Tucson time, Arizona, at the Old Father Inn.
And finally, the Seeking Sanity meetup, 1130 a.m.
on Sunday the 6th at Kingston Jerk in Kingston, Jamaica.
Oh my God, would I love to be there.
That is just a sampling of the meetups you can attend.
We have a full spectrum through February into March.
Go ahead, take a look.
Find one.
Go out and go to one.
You will enjoy it, I guarantee it.
If you can't find one near you, start one yourself.
Noagendameetups.com Sometimes you want to go hang out with all the nights and days You want to be where you want me Triggered or helpful Feels the same.
It's like a party.
Like a party!
Okay, let me see.
You have ISOs?
I have a single one-shot ISO. Okay, then let me...
I have a whole bunch, and most are probably lame.
Let's see.
We have this one.
Nah, it's too quiet.
What is this?
That's you by the way.
That's this.
That's you.
How about this?
Little Muddy, another toddler who's being abused for the show.
Oh, it's okay.
I don't think I have anything, really, except for...
Hold on, the only thing I kind of liked was...
Where is it?
This one.
Shut up, Slay!
But I'm hoping you got something for me.
I got...
Yes, I have ISO Important.
Important...
Important conversations, for sure.
It's long.
Important conversations, for sure.
The show ender.
Yeah, well, it's better than anything I have, so.
It's a second-rate winner.
We're sorry.
This is not our usual standard of ISO, and as you know, we take these things very seriously.
So we apologize in advance.
I have really only, I think, one more thing.
I have one lone clip.
I have one longish clip that's funny we could dump out of at any time.
So let's do yours first.
All right, this is a Vindaman, this idiot Vindaman.
I was like starring on the Larry David show.
He's suing everybody for some stupid reason.
Now this is the guy who testified against Trump and who had the inside dirt on the phone call, the Ukraine phone call, wasn't that this guy?
Yes, supposedly.
And he's always wearing a uniform and he's very stiff and he's very formal.
And he has a twin brother and they're creepy together.
Yeah, that's right.
I forgot about that.
Okay.
Vindman?
U.S. Army Lieutenant Colonel was one of the key witnesses in former President Donald Trump's first impeachment trial has filed suit against the oldest son of the former president along with other key Trump allies.
Alexander Vindman filing suit today accusing Donald Trump Jr.
and Rudy Giuliani and two other former White House staffers carrying out an intentional concerted campaign of unlawful intimidation.
Unlawful intimidation?
What the hell is that?
You tell me.
It just looks like a nuisance suit of some sort.
That's rich.
Unlawful and timid.
It's right up there with seditious conspiracy.
Please.
It's my clip.
Yeah.
Alex Stein is my clip.
Alex Stein, he's had a couple of missers, but what he has, he's a comedian, what he has excelled at is calling into or going to in person, but he's had a lot more luck, calling into Zoom calls for local city council meetings where you are given two minutes to speak.
And they have to give you those two minutes and they will not cut you off.
So this is in total with the setup.
They actually let him go a little long and there's a tail to it.
So it's over two minutes.
Stop any time, but I thought this was really quite genius.
This is high-end performance comedy as he bombs the Portland, Oregon City Council meeting.
Portland, Oregon, one of the wokest cities in the country.
Next individual, please keel in item 62.
Request of Alexander Hayden Stein to address counsel regarding the vaccine passport.
Alexander Hayden Stein.
I mean, come on.
This is already good.
Alexander, are you able to unmute?
Yes, can you see me?
Yo, can you hear me?
Yes.
I'm clear.
Yo, I just want to say...
And you have to understand, he's in the back of an El Camino.
In the back, laying down on mattresses in the car.
I'm a member of Antifa, and...
Listen, I was in Texas.
I had a wife.
She worked at a bank.
You know, she worked there for 11 years and I had two kids.
And she got all radicalized and became a Trump supporter.
So I took the dog, I took the car, and I drove straight to Los Angeles.
And I'll be honest with you, LA was terrible.
It was a nightmare.
And then I met some guys, we rode some trains, and we went up to Portland.
And I have to tell you guys, this is the best place, the cleanest methamphetamines that I've ever done.
But the problem is, there's a lot of these guys, all these dope users out there, a lot of them aren't vaccinated.
And that's the thing.
They got all these needles.
I don't want to catch COVID. You know what I mean?
Like, I'm triple vaccinated.
And I think everything, I mean, I'm telling you, this El Camino, like, I've been parked on the street for three weeks.
Nobody has said anything at all.
It is so chill.
Dude, I'm just, you can smoke all day in the purest molly I've ever seen.
Like, you can stay up all night and it's chill in Portland.
In Texas, if you stay up all night, it's terrible.
And, like, man, what happened at the federal building, it was, like, it was sweet that y'all were so chill about it because a lot of my boys were the ones starting those fires.
And, like, I know some family friends that went down on January 6th to Washington, D.C., and now they're in jail forever!
Like, they're going to be in jail forever!
Yeah!
So that's so tight that you're able to hook us up, Mayor Wheeler, and not mess us up like those loser Trump supporters.
Portland is chill.
So guys, if y'all want some clean dope, the fentanyl is clean, the molly is clean, the PCP, the GHB. Oh my, the cleanest GHB I've ever seen!
Oh my god, me and my boy Fez!
We were tripped out for four hours!
Dude, we were at the McDonald's.
Dude, I had six McChif- I don't even eat meat, man!
It was sick!
Portland is like, if you're chill and you like to smoke and you like old art movies, you can smoke all day.
Watch old movies.
They'll let you take your dog in the theater.
They'll let you take your dog in the theater!
They don't do any of that crap in Texas.
In Texas, they got all these rules.
They got all these cops.
They pull you over.
Dude, Portland is so chill.
So, Mayor Wheeler, you're the number one chillest mayor ever, dude.
So, I just want to encourage everybody out there.
If you've got a family member that's, like, on Trump's crap or something like that, Go to Portland.
Take the train.
We're over time, so we can cut him off now.
Thank you.
Thank you.
So, I'll take that in the skirt which was offered, which is complete sarcasm.
Next individual, please.
I liked it.
I thought he was pretty good.
Yeah, we need more of that.
Yeah.
He's from Houston.
We've played one of his bits before when he called in the Houston City Council.
Any advice for him?
Stuff he could expand on?
Because I think it got a little repetitive at the end there.
It was too much just about the dope.
What could he do to ridicule more?
I don't know.
That takes a certain genius.
I think he's okay.
Yeah.
Well, we're very happy that Alex Van Hayden Steinenberg is in the world.
You've colored my day just a little bit more, my friend.
And we have, let's see, coming up after this program on No Agenda Stream, we have Canary Cry News Talk.
I've never heard this.
It should be interesting.
I'll be on No Agenda stream.
End of show mix is Jesse Coy Nelson and the Adelaide S.A. You will like that one.
Short, sweet, and cool.
And Jesse has just put together another one of his masterpieces.
We'll be back on Sunday to deconstruct whatever happens between then and now.
Keep sending all your crap to us.
Don't think we already saw it, at least me.
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such and why it's so unbelievable that mr. O'Chair
Peter O'Toole won't respect the science, won't respect people who want to get back to normal, and take even the simplest step of demanding that all his candidates be vaccinated to lead by example.
Young Trudeau said he doesn't much care.
What does Piers think of his views?
Everyone's got peer pressure at this age.
I mean, there's pressure to smoke, there's pressure to do all sorts of stuff, and I've never been affected by peer pressure.
I want to be very clear.
We are not intimidated.
We won't give in.
We won't cave.
You said it's crucial that you listen to the people.
Listen to this, Mr.
Trudeau!
Listen to it!
Can you hear us now?
As K-Billy's super sounds of the 70s weekend just keeps on trucking.
I'm saying that we are sore today.
It's not enough.
The one or not.
Say it.
The nearest solar day.
The one or not.
The one or not.
Quebec is backpedaling on its idea to impose a health contribution or Vax tax for unvaccinated adults, which Premier François Legault announced last month would have been a significant charge to all adults who refuse to get vaccinated against COVID-19.
The one or not.
The goal is not to punish people who don't want to get vaccinated.
Chill out, what you're lying for?
Way back, you had a heart before.
Your fear-mongering ain't giving me immunity.
And nobody else believes what you tell.
You talk and you smack with no fruit to back.
You try to be cruel.
You look like a tool to me.
Tell me why you gotta blame and gotta hate the unvaccinated.
You see the way that most of us Canadians don't want to be associated.
You lie like this, you.
You're divisive, it's not based in science.
You're fake and we hate what you turned us into.
All this words you promised are acting like a big dictator.