This is your award-winning Get My Nation Media Assassination, episode 1421.
This is no agenda.
Waiting for Trudeau and broadcasting live from the heart of the Texas Hill Country here in FEMA Region No.
6 in the morning, everybody.
I'm Adam Curry.
And from northern Silicon Valley, where we're waiting for the Zephyr.
Hell with Trudeau.
I'm John C. DeVore.
I'm John C. DeVore.
In the morning!
No, man.
This is the most exciting non-televised event in our lifetimes.
So I guess Trudeau claims that he got exposed to the COVID and he has to quarantine for 10 days so he flew the coop.
I have two reports to get us going.
A massive convoy of about 50,000 trucks protesting vaccine mandates for truck drivers gathering in Canada's capital, a truck stretching over 40 miles.
Unvaccinated Canadian drivers are required to take a COVID-19 test and quarantine when driving back from the U.S.
Some truckers from the U.S. have also reportedly joined the protest.
Yeah, so that's just a quick little ABC report.
But now let's go to the Scandinavian Broadcast Corporation.
Sounds of horns blared all over downtown Ottawa on a frigid night.
The cold not keeping protesters from delivering their message.
I'm a vaxxed trucker and I'm here to support my un-vaxxed colleagues.
It's wrong to force people to undergo a medical procedure against their will.
What I have been seeing so far is every single Canadian doing what they do and is peacefully protesting and loving each other and spreading cheer and hope and happiness.
Yay!
Yay!
Just take a look around.
We are in front of the parliament buildings right now and there are already hundreds of protesters, dozens of trucks lining Wellington Street.
And this is just the night before.
The main convoys, well, they haven't even arrived yet.
Indeed, thousands more are expected by early afternoon.
Convoys from the east, west and south on the road today.
There it is!
Let me see.
Go ahead.
There's one, just as an aside, this clip is under the label CBC. This is one of the clips that came out of the CBC, one of the columns.
I only have a short piece.
No, everybody has this short piece.
No one had the full length one, which is annoying.
I couldn't find it online.
No, I tried to, but this kind of says it all.
I do ask that because given Canada's support of Ukraine in this current crisis with Russia, I don't know if it's far-fetched to ask, but there is concern that Russian actors could be continuing to fuel things as this protest grows, but perhaps even instigating it from the outset.
Well, again, I'm going to defer to our partners in the public safety, the trained officials and experts in that area.
Yeah, please do that.
So lame.
I mean, you've got to be desperate when that's what you're putting out there.
I mean, tell me, that was planted, that was on purpose, and it was desperate.
I think I have one more here from CBC. The crowds of protesters continue to swell on Parliament Hill.
Thousands of people demanding an end to vaccine mandates for truckers.
I feel really proud to be Canadian right now.
Have these mandates removed?
But some far-right extremists have attached themselves to the cause, including a person listed as an organizer with known white supremacist views.
Prime Minister Justin Trudeau and his family were whisked away to an undisclosed location for safety reasons.
Meanwhile, also on the Hill...
That's a little different, isn't it?
Whisked away for safety reasons instead of...
When I first started following this, that was the first report.
I think he just made up the other part.
They had to because that makes it sound scary.
...way to an undisclosed location for safety reasons.
Meanwhile, also on the hill...
Independent Ontario MPP Randy Hillier joined the protest, spotted removing a police barricade.
Authorities say the event has been peaceful, but did tow some vehicles parked on the military cenotaph.
The nearby Rideau Centre shopping mall closed early, citing an abundance of caution.
And a local Muslim group cancelled an in-person event commemorating the fifth anniversary of the Quebec City mosque shooting, citing safety concerns.
Oh, okay.
All right.
Now we got it.
Well, there's only a few options, I think, that the Trudeau government has.
One is just ignore it, which they seem to be doing.
Don't do too much media.
Just report on a couple trucks and stuff.
The other one, which I don't know if that's going to work.
I mean, they hope that people will tire out.
Some have been traveling for a week.
The other one is just go out and bash some heads.
That's got to be an option.
It's a rough one because the size of these trucks, you know.
No, but I've already heard like, oh yeah, so like a January 6th type insurrection move, etc.
You know, so maybe they take a little time, instigate something, get a couple of agent provocateurs.
Just a reason.
You don't need much.
You just need a reason.
False flag.
Well, I didn't want to use the false flag moniker, but yeah.
What else can they do?
How about this?
End the mandates!
Denmark is doing it now.
They've ended all mandates.
Well, that would be one way.
That would be an actual practical way, but this Trudeau seems so subscribed that it's like, you know, the guy, something's wrong with this guy.
Well, he's getting his orders directly from Klaus Schwab as a World Economic Forum young global leader.
And this is the other thing that you could do.
You could just keep hounding on vaccination.
Some protesters and politicians who support the convoy protests say it goes beyond an issue of personal freedom.
They argue that forcing truckers out of their jobs for refusing to get vaccinated will damage the supply chain.
But federal labor minister Carla Qualtrough says that logic is flawed and Ottawa has no intention to repeal the rules.
So many experts.
The CTA ourselves.
Ah, yes.
How is the logic flawed?
Well, let's listen again.
...damage the supply chain.
But federal...
Back a little bit there.
...forcing truckers out of their jobs for refusing to get vaccinated will damage the supply chain.
But federal labor minister Carla Qualtrough says that logic is flawed and Ottawa has no intention to repeal the rules.
So...
Maybe they'll answer it here.
So many experts, the CTA ourselves, believe that the best way to protect our supply chain, the best way to ensure that Canadians get food on their tables is through vaccines.
Having a fully vaccinated workforce.
Oh, that's the logic.
Yeah, that's exactly it.
No trucks to move goods and services.
And it's going to hurt the supply chain.
That logic's flawed.
But the logic that if everyone gets a vaccine, that will improve the supply chain.
That logic is fine.
Let's listen to it one more time.
It's beautiful.
This is beautiful.
These are things that if you sat down to write it, I don't know if you could even be as evil to do it.
In fact, we'd be like, no, man, that's too obvious.
You can't do that.
Don't do that.
Beyond an issue of personal freedom, they argue that forcing truckers out of their jobs for refusing to get vaccinated will damage the supply chain.
But federal labor minister Carla Qualtrough says that logic is flawed and Ottawa has no intention to repeal the rules.
So many experts, the CTA ourselves, believe that the best way to protect our supply chain, the best way to ensure that Canadians get food on their tables is through vaccines.
Having a fully vaccinated workforce means that worksites are safe and our communities are safe and we are committed to ensuring that that's the case.
Walter also says an estimated 90% of truckers are vaccinated.
I heard that too, that be committed.
Yeah.
Did you get a note from one of our producers?
It's not just Ottawa, but also Edmonton.
There's also protests going on there.
Another thing we never find out about.
Thank you, media.
Yes.
At the legislature building, the trucker convoy, Edmonton, Alberta, Scandinavia.
He says, hard to, Josh, is this hard to estimate exactly how many vehicles are involved.
But I was there for three hours, did not see the same vehicle twice.
So I'm guessing about a thousand.
That's quite a lot.
Police presence was minimal.
And I did have a bit of fun playing spot the spook of which there were several.
Despite what was being portrayed on local and national media as a dark, dangerous intermingling of a fringe minority of people, white supremacists and Nazis.
Just for starters, it was in reality a joyous, happy, multicultural party.
And I have to admit, as I entered the grounds, I was literally brought to tears by not only the evident positivity, but the fact that there were tens of thousands of people in attendance.
I'd guess about 25,000, and that's in Edmonton, which has a population of a million.
Despite the fact that the protest was born of anger and frustration, everyone, and I mean everyone, was smiling, laughing, socializing, chanting, singing, and having an overall great time.
Yes, so when that happens, you have to go and beat the protesters.
That's the only way.
They're too happy.
We have to go and beat it out of them.
What else can they do?
My goodness.
I'm very worried.
Aren't one of the cultures that's good...
It's not one of the cultures where the cops beat people.
It's just routinely.
I think it would be hard for them to get into it.
Yeah, but neither is Amsterdam.
Yet, there we saw it.
You know?
Well, they seem violent in Amsterdam.
It's a crime culture.
Just because it's the crime capital of Europe doesn't mean...
One of my buddies was asking me.
So he says, I think you're right.
The way I see it, we're basically here for financial fraud, tax evasion, and logistics.
The Netherlands is one big logistics corporation.
Just transport everything through.
But anyway, I'm very worried, Canada, because I see how...
That's all I see, too, is happy people like singing, and we love Canada, and thank you, truckers, and we're standing up for Canada.
I just hope that the powers that be make wise decisions.
That doesn't seem likely.
Right.
It doesn't.
I mean, it's really unhinged.
Well, okay.
I mean, that's all I got.
I'm at a loss.
I'm at a loss.
Yeah.
At least we know that it's happening in more places than Ottawa.
We know it's much larger than it's being portrayed.
And we know that it has scared the Prime Minister.
It has scared him.
I know.
Did you see some of the memes floating around?
I don't know.
What did you see?
Oh, mostly Trudeau, you know, clutching his pearls under a desk.
And just a bunch of scaredy, you know, running from a giant truck.
The one that was in the newsletter, I got the truck one in there, but there's a bunch of them.
Yeah, that was pretty good.
Hey, our work is done here.
Good.
Yep.
Exit strategy is nigh.
We missed something on the previous show.
You know, you're always saying, let me do you.
Did you get a million letters about something?
Don't you see I'm taking a different tactic?
Yeah, well you have to because I also got a million letters.
I had this clip.
Everyone's had this clip.
We played the clip.
The thing was, it was my fault because I introduced the clip.
With a different reason.
Yeah, you were doing the Bill Maher side of the story.
Yeah, but that was only because that came up earlier in the conversation.
I had the clip specifically for the gaffe, and both you and I played it and rolled right over it.
Not really funny to people who have lost their kids to this vaccine or people who have lost family members or dear friends.
But I am so proud, so proud of the army that is No Agenda Nation.
Who unmasked caught it.
It was unbelievable.
My wife was like, Hey!
Hey!
I can't believe you missed it!
That's not what she sounds like, obviously.
But that's how it felt, because everyone's yelling at me.
Is it time to retire when we start missing the easy ones?
No.
We miss these all the time.
Sometimes you have to play them two or three times on this show with you and I both listening to catch some of this stuff.
We caught that.
Well, of course we knew it was in there, it's just when we were playing it for other reasons.
We forgot to point it out.
We didn't hear it when we were playing it, even though we knew it.
But most importantly, it shows how easy it is to miss the truth coming out and how well, well-trained our producers are.
Bravo!
Really, really impressive.
Well, I've got one of these kinds of things then.
You played that other clip and it had the ill logic in it where, you know, stop all trucking and supply chain's fine if everyone's vaccinated.
I have a...
So I'm trying to...
Because I know that they've got new producers or something's going on at the Elle Sharpton show.
Oh, interesting.
And so I've been trying to...
And he's gaffing more, but he's not gaffing the big whoppers.
But they're letting gaffs through?
I think so, yeah.
I think so.
You know what?
They heard our call.
I don't think you remember this, but we had, probably in the first few years of this show, when we first got the Resist Remuch stuff going on, which was over 10 years ago.
At least.
We had a producer on the show.
Not on our show, but one of the producers from his show.
Yes, I do remember that.
Was it an associate producer, though, maybe?
I don't know if it was a producer-producer.
It was a producer.
And she, it was a she, I believe.
And she, or I think it was a she, and she discussed how Al has to be sat down at a certain time and he has to have a cup of coffee at one o'clock.
One o'clock in terms of the position on the table, it has to be at a certain spot.
Yeah.
Or tea, warm tea.
There's something, it had to be on the table as he did his, you know, read-throughs and He's a stickler.
He's one of those guys who just, you know, he's like a...
Yeah, no brown M&M's.
Yeah, that kind of guy.
And so I think that he probably loses producers because he's...
Some people can't work for that type of person.
Right.
They just say, like, I'm out.
Done.
I'm done.
I got something else to do.
I get more money doing this.
And so he's been, I think, giving a long, you know, I think there's a leash is longer.
But I couldn't find any gash, but I did find this very interesting illogic.
Oh, okay.
And I find the illogic of this one to be like a real head shaker.
It's an eye roller.
And listen carefully and see if you can spot it.
This is the illogical Al Sharpton discussing affirmative action because there's a case coming up before the Supreme Court.
Yes.
He's blasting the court because they don't have a black woman.
And then he starts talking about affirmative action, especially the one about the Chinese kids who are suing Harvard.
Let's listen.
Mostly Asian Americans who say they were discriminated against by Harvard University and the University of North Carolina in favor of black and Hispanic applicants.
Now lawyers for the schools denied their policies are discriminatory and studies show White women are the greatest beneficiaries of affirmative action.
A fact you rarely hear about from critics of the practice.
At the same time, experts warn black and Latino students would suffer disproportionately from the elimination of affirmative action.
Okay.
I have the logic.
There's a lot in there, of course.
The logic part is...
That if you're not allowed to enroll because of your skin color or whatever, then you can't be affected by it if you're in school.
I don't know if that's not it.
Well, then the other obvious thing, but that wasn't in the clip, is the Supreme Court is about to rule on practices of allowing someone in somewhere based upon color when the next Supreme Court justice is chosen based on color.
Okay, then I don't know what it is.
The straightforward illogic is the following.
If white women are the ones who benefit the most from affirmative action, the elimination of affirmative action will hurt the black and Hispanic applicants.
It won't hurt the white women.
They're the ones who are affected the most positively.
If white women are the ones who benefit the most, the elimination of affirmative action should hurt who the most?
The white women.
Yeah.
But that's not the true message that Al is saying.
I heard this by chance.
I was in the car and I heard this very bit.
That's interesting.
Although I didn't catch that illogic the way you just deconstructed it.
But after white men, here's the message.
White women, you're next.
Because I hear this now everywhere regarding this case.
Oh yeah, affirmative action.
No, that failed.
No, it's proven.
White women benefited the most.
Is that proven?
Do we know this?
Well, according to him, he didn't cite anything.
No, but I'm hearing it.
I'm hearing it more often.
I'm hearing it more often.
Oh, they're out to get the white woman.
Yeah.
Because they know the white woman is going to turn against the Democrat Party.
Yep.
All they have left is black women.
They're really banking on that.
They already got rid of black men, got rid of white men.
White women.
Yeah, okay.
I don't know what kind of strategy that is.
It's a strategy of defeat.
Oh, man.
Hey, I forgot to mention, as a part of the mandate stuff, Austria is now lifting its lockdown for unvaccinated.
So even Austria is lightening up.
That's kind of interesting.
I think everybody's lightening up.
They have to.
They've got to get this thing over with.
New MERS-related virus, according to the Jerusalem Post, known as Neocov.
What happened to all the Greek letters?
Tonight, new evidence, the record-breaking Omicron surge may be slowing.
Hospital admissions down nearly 10% nationwide in the last week.
And in 41 states, cases now plunging or plateauing, including California, where some officials now easing restrictions.
Starting Tuesday, San Francisco lifting its indoor mask mandate for people who are up to date on their vaccinations in places like gyms and offices.
But tonight, concerns about the low supply of what experts say may be a game changing pill.
Paxlovid from Pfizer, which has been shown to significantly reduce hospitalization and death by 89 percent.
The lack of supply has been concerning.
It's been disheartening.
Most Americans won't have access to it for months.
According to an ABC analysis, of 3,100 counties in the U.S., only a fourth have doses available.
Doctors now forced to decide who gets the potentially life-saving pills and who doesn't.
Death panels.
So what do you think this is?
I cannot believe Pfizer would mess this up.
This was planned.
It was ready.
They had manufacturing.
Is this just creating an artificial panic, a demand?
Well, they don't have to because they already had the price jacked up through the ceiling, so that's not going to help.
It could be a publicity stunt, which would be what you just said.
But it could be that the thing doesn't work and, my guy, we've got to pull back the reins a little bit here because we can't let this thing out.
It could make people...
It's like rendisimvir or whatever that stuff's called.
Stuff's dangerous.
Yeah.
Yeah.
If you listen to some of the health professionals who testified in front of Ron Johnson's committee, yeah.
Holy crap.
There's a lot of dangerous stuff.
I think there's maybe something like that.
It may be dangerous.
That's an interesting point.
I have something that could be a little controversial, and we might bail out.
So I'd like to hear your Nazi party radio clips regarding the anti-vax, and then we can do that stuff.
Which one now?
This is your, the Politics of Anti-Vax, National Party Radio.
I'm looking at my clip list.
Oh, is this from the last show?
I think we, well, I say move stuff forward and I think we didn't play it.
I'm looking at the last show clip list, which I didn't grab before I made this list.
And it looks like we played it.
If you play clip one, this is the one.
Oh, okay, yeah, then we did play this.
This is the one that you got irked by.
No, no, we played it all.
Oh, no, now I'm so mad I've got to listen to all of them.
Okay, all right, all right, all right.
I thought it was something new.
I was excited.
More Nazi party radio clips.
No, I got them joking.
Yeah, it's good.
Nazi party radio.
I think that's funny.
People are picking it up.
Well, might as well.
It's exactly what it is.
They're picking it up, man.
Let's see.
This aviation incident took place, which always I take note of, and there was a little gotcha here.
I read The Fire Navy Captain details the events leading up to a pilot being forced to eject from his F-35C jet in the South China Sea.
In his report shared with OAN Thursday, Captain Joseph Arjan said the pilot ejected due to a disabling reaction from the vaccine he was forced to receive.
The pilot reportedly had intense chest pain that he described as being hit with a baseball bat.
When he ejected, his stealth fighter crashed, landed on the flight deck of the USS Carl Vinson, injuring seven boatsman mates.
John said that the pilot got his booster aboard the Vinson 72 hours before that flight, adding he had no comorbidities and had recently passed a medical exam.
The pilot, fortunately, is expected to recover.
So if you read the written reports of this incident, the pilot, just before he punched out, yells, Damn vaccine!
into the radio.
It's a small detail.
Damn vaccine.
Well, you know, the vaccine is notorious for these...
I mean, besides the fact that athletes are dropping dead on the playing field over a short period of time, especially after any one of the shots within 72 hours, I guess, it has an effect on the heart.
You can't do a lot of exercise.
You're not supposed to do anything.
You're supposed to just relax for a month.
And so I think it's very stressful to be flying and doing a carrier landing to get your heart going.
Well, as it turns out, according to...
Okay, let me step back a second.
I would say when we see something on the Children's Health Defense Network, which is Robert Kennedy Jr.'s outfit, I can presume that they don't just put stuff out willy-nilly.
No, they can't because, let's just give one more angle to this.
They can't because Kennedy's business is suing drug companies, and it would be part of discovery if they showed any kind of lopsided presentation on there.
Wow, that makes this even more interesting.
So there was a video, an interview, and it's a multi-parter.
It really explains a lot of things.
The problem is it brings back our old friend graphene oxide, And yes, you know what that leads to.
Whenever you talk about graphene oxide, it leads to 5G. But this coming from the Children's Health Defense Network...
I watched it.
I watched it twice.
This is a guy named Ricardo Delgado Martin.
He's in Spain.
So you're hearing a translator, which is actually a pretty decent translator.
And he's being interviewed about his discovery of graphene in the vaccines.
And so this...
This group that he's in charge of is called, I think it's the Fifth Column, and it has doctors, psychologists.
It's just another one of those groups who typically you find on BitChute.
Now, if this were on BitChute, I probably would not have brought it to the show.
I'm serious about it.
What about rumble?
Do you think you're highly rumble?
No, not this topic.
No, no, no.
Because we've been through this.
We've laughed.
We've gone through it.
We said maybe the magnetic stuff, people's arms, you know, all these different things, which are very annoyingly come back continuously.
So anyway, so now they've got this guy and...
And it's very compelling when you see the video.
He shows video of things that they've discovered in the vaccines themselves.
But we start off with how he got interested in the concept of graphene or graphene oxide or graphite.
There's all these different terms flowing around.
I don't know enough about it.
Based upon something they noticed early on.
Ricardo, let's jump right in.
Tell us, what is La Quinta Columna and what is the work that you're all doing?
Well, at the beginning, La Quinta Columna started as an alternative channel for information because of all of the nonsense that we were listening in the official narrative.
And then we started to research, in this case, the vials of Pfizer and get more realistic information than what we were getting from the official pharmaceuticals.
And we very soon became an international movement.
We suspected of a certain material called graphene because we saw in the stock exchange how the prices of the shares of those big companies all over the world that produce graphene went up in the stock exchange precisely when they were inoculating for flu or for COVID. We also noticed that some managers of pharmaceutical companies were the
same managers of Grafenflagic in Europe.
Then it came to us a vaccine from Pfizer through a policeman and we sent it to the University of Almeria where Dr.
Campra Obtain a preliminary report.
The used techniques were light microscopy, electron microscopy, and ultraviolet absorbance.
In that first report, a conclusion was already reached that, most likely, there were graphene derivatives in the sample.
Four months later, the same study was repeated, but this time under the micro-Raman technique, but in addition with four different vaccines, AstraZeneca, Moderna, Janssen, and Pfizer.
The micro-Raman technique binds a characteristic fingerprint of the material, and in that study, it was clearly and conclusively demonstrated that there were remains of reduced graphene oxide in the sample.
This did get my attention when you talked about the companies whose stock price were popping up with the vaccination start and these companies were involved in graphene and some of the same, I guess, management that worked at one of the graphene companies was involved in the vaccine.
Are you with me?
Yeah.
What do you think so far?
Yeah.
Well, I don't know, because I don't understand to what end.
Oh, okay.
Well, that will come up.
So you heard him talk about...
Did he give any stock symbols for these companies?
No, no.
I didn't have time to look for it myself, but I do want to find out.
I will dive into it.
Again, Children's Health Defense Network.
This is the only reason that I feel comfortable planning it.
I understand, and I think it's a logical thing to...
To assume that they're sincere.
So he mentioned the flu vaccine.
And what he'll explain in this next clip is that these particles or derivatives of graphene were also in the 2018-2019 flu vaccines.
And so he says that something may have come out of that before COVID started.
And it doesn't matter whether it's an mRNA injection or one of the AstraZeneca.
They all have graphene presence in them.
Indeed.
We are talking of a micro and nanotechnology that is applied to vials, not necessarily particularly to a one COVID vaccine.
And in fact, we know...
Because we have analyzed it that the flu vaccine of the campaign of 2019-2020 contains graphene oxide.
Precisely, the target population of the flu vaccine is the elderly people of the elderly houses.
This population did not die from a non-existent COVID virus.
They were vaccinated with graphene and afterwards they were irradiated.
In fact, they changed the legislation in Spain to put 8 of every 10 antennas on elderly homes.
La Quinta Columna did a study of 278 elderly homes of those most affected in our country.
This study showed that all these residencies had a telephone antenna nearby.
We could even measure and to predict the mortality according to the distance and the orientation of the antenna.
And of course, previously receiving the flu vaccination.
Over 90% of the population of the elderly houses are vaccinated against flu.
And that vaccine had, and they used this to create panic as a pretext for the smoke screen called coronavirus to inoculate the worldwide population.
Okay, I'm going to review what he just said here.
He said that there was graphene in the 2019-2020 flu vaccine, And that the entire target was the older people in elderly homes, that laws were even changed to make sure that 8 out of every 10 antenna arrays for cell phones were placed on elderly homes, and that these people were then irradiated, And that the graphene somehow responds to that, reacts to that.
That made them sick.
That killed them.
And that that kicked off the panic, possibly in Italy as well, by flipping a switch, I guess.
So, you know, now he goes to a video presentation.
Holy crap!
What he's describing here is very obvious.
The graphene ribbons...
Oh, I'm sorry.
So they put a drop of the vaccine into hydrogel for, I think, five days.
And so they watched what happened while it was in the hydrogel.
The graphene ribbons are self-assembling to form more complex structures.
I had the opportunity to observe this entire procedure in real time.
When the samples evaporated, these objects that appeared to be floating in an hydrogel, they showed circuitry.
Here you see on the right, let's say, what's inside the drop.
And this is the line that defines the drop.
As you can see, there's an object that looks like graphene because of the folding it presents and because the borders usually fold on themselves.
Here we see another one.
Another one, much clearer.
It should be mentioned that these objects also have an identity mark in the technique of micro-rama.
Therefore, they are fully characterized.
Okay, these are graphene objects.
However...
Now, in this one, we can observe how there is an auto-assembly of two objects forming an L. I was able to observe all this in real time.
We should also say that none of this should appear on a vaccine.
This is very striking because it provisions itself in zigzag.
The scientific literature collects precisely this self-assembled in zigzag, and as days pass by on the fifth day, when the hydrogel evaporated, and now we understand why the vaccines should be frozen, this appeared.
This is clearly electronic components.
Here we have 1400 magnifications.
This is more reminiscent of a personal computer motherboard.
Okay.
So you literally see circuitry start to build.
In real time, he's showing it.
I mean, it could be a total hoax.
I don't know.
But he's showing it.
And then when he says it looks like a motherboard, it looks like a computer PC board.
And what was the thing?
He had one more thing in there.
Oh yeah, he said this is why the vaccines had to be frozen.
Yeah, I caught that.
That was cute.
Now, a couple of things.
What's the point of forming a motherboard on somebody you're killing?
Which is what happened to all the old folks.
So it seems just illogical.
But this does match up a little better with a report.
I don't have any clips that I could find.
There was a couple of written reports coming out.
Of undertakers in funeral homes that are discovering these long threads and screwy plots when they're trying to embalm people.
It's like a huge problem.
And then to piggyback onto that, let's go back to Norway with the cavalier murdering of all these old people.
How about New York?
How about Washington?
How about Detroit?
Yeah, the New York thing has been covered up, so I'm not going to go into that.
But the one that wasn't covered up and was straight up was what happened in Norway when 80% of an old folks home all died.
And they came out and said, you should not give this vaccine to anyone over 80 because they killed everyone over 80 out of these places.
And it makes...
I don't get the point of having a motherboard form and someone's going to be dead, which is what seems to be happening.
They seem to be killing old people.
Can I answer the question?
Let me finish my thought.
The old people are being killed.
It's the logical thing.
We know this.
We've been hearing about it since I was a kid.
Once the baby boomers get to a certain age, they're going to be a burden.
And it's going to be a huge burden on the tax system and on everything.
And so the idea is to get rid of everyone over a certain age as fast as you can.
So the medical insurance business, they can make more money.
It's more profitable.
So anyway, okay, your thoughts.
Now this is, you know, I only have, I pulled a couple clips.
I just stopped at a certain point.
But what...
What I don't have is further down the line is these are routers.
They believe that these devices are routers and can route signals and the signals can go from person to person and that depending on what they're doing with the signal, all kinds of things can be done.
You could kill somebody.
Let me get through the clips and then you'll hear the reason why.
Because that's, of course, the question.
Why?
Why do you want to do this?
Good news, and this is very good news, That this graphene, if true, does not stay in your body very long.
The graphene inside the body acts as a modulable radiotoxicant.
Its toxicity depends on the electromagnetic radiation it absorbs.
One of the characteristic symptoms of the onset of radiation is asthenia, exhaustion.
It is a consequence of the immune system constantly trying to work against radiation damage.
When the level of free radicals is above a certain threshold, the immune system collapses, favoring the famous cytokine storm.
This toxic is eliminated directly through the lungs.
But if it gets hit by radiation when it's in the lungs, it leads to bilateral pneumonia.
As a toxic that it is, it inflames all the tissue through which it passes.
So we have inflammation, cytokine storm, and bilateral pneumonia, that is, the COVID-19 lung.
Graphene oxide behaves inside the body Or rather, the immune system receives it as if it were a pathogen.
The immune system, apart from becoming inflamed, generates immunoglobulins against the toxin.
The neutrophil system attacks it and tries to phagocytate it.
So the graphene does clear itself from the body?
Yes, by means of an enzyme called mieloperoxidase that is found in the lungs.
But why the second and third and fourth injections?
When you introduce graphene into the body, just when after approximately three, four months the body manages to eliminate it, those neutralizing antibodies disappear because it's no longer there.
So they tell you, now you have to take the second dose and start again if you can hold on.
So that's some of the mechanisms, and it explains one of the weirdest phenomenons not discussed in the mainstream, which is the athletes.
Graphene is a superconductor and is going to lodge in wherever there is the greatest electrical conductivity in the body, which is the central nervous system, brain...
And heart.
And since it is toxic, well, what it is, is going to do in some way is immobilization of limbs, alteration of the central nervous system in general, paraplegia, all kinds of anything related problems with the central nervous system, and in the head, it will cause neurodegeneration and even erase memories.
Lack of memory is another one of the symptoms.
The heart, especially when it enters cardiac activity, it also enters into electrical activity.
Therefore, graphene goes directly to the heart to impregnate it.
As it is toxic, it impregnates the myocardium.
It will then generate myocarditis as it inflames everything.
If it does so in the pericardium, it will make pericarditis.
In addition, graphene absorbs radiation and generates electrical discharges.
Those discharges break the normal pattern of the heart, generating arrhythmias, and these arrhythmias result in fainting with sudden death.
It is exactly what we're seeing in athletes and those people that are walking quietly down the street who died suddenly.
So, to what end?
I mean, it's fantastical to even think about it, but to what end is, let's use this to get, you know, kill some people, start the panic, let's get vaccinations going as soon as possible, a lot of parameters before that could happen, but okay, it happened.
And then you have this graphene or whatever derivative in there, it assembles, it starts to either identify you or create some kind of information router, but it can be influenced by radio waves.
Wouldn't it be interesting to test it out on some diplomats?
You know, in Havana.
It's never ending.
You know, this is off the rails the way you're going.
And if you're going to do that, I have an off the rails one that's better.
Well, wait.
Let me just finish it with the last 30 seconds then.
Why give boosters if you've already got this graphene that's self-assembling?
As I said, I also have received the impact of radiation.
Radiation has multiplied by 16, especially since the sixth wave appeared here in Spain.
Radiation affects the whole world.
However, it will affect those vaccinated with graphene more.
That's why they know when a wave starts with such absolute precision.
They just have to push a button.
So he's saying, oh, new wave?
Oh, just press the button.
Everyone who's been vaxxed, you know, they cranked the radiation up.
I mean, it's fantastical.
But something that I just can't let go of.
I noticed.
I can't let go of it.
Let's go with, I'll take, I think it's nonsense at some levels.
But I do like, but the fact that there's supposedly, again, these are stories that come here and they come and they go, which is the one about the undertakers finding this weird stuff in people's bodies, which you can, people can look it up and figure it out.
But how about this for an idea?
Yeah.
You've got all these athletes all jacked up in the field.
You've got your big gambling interests.
Place your bets.
Place your bets.
What do we have to do?
Let's aim the beam-forming technology at the goalie and give them a heart attack as the guy's coming in to score.
Well, hold on.
First of all, yes.
There seems to be a lot of soccer guys dropping on this thing.
Well, soccer is a game that is rigged the most.
And from another perspective, unlike with football, with soccer, the players are spread out over a large field.
Yes.
You can easily target them with the beam.
But the beam doesn't have to be much more than a 5G. Whatever the meaning is.
You know how they use these tubes that you can get a real signal?
You can send a signal in that tube.
But just think of the days of the umbrella with the pricker are over.
It's just, let me see, where's the guy?
Okay, locate the cell phone.
Okay, crank up the power.
Done.
I did put some NIH studies in about graphene nanomaterials, how well they work, the radio frequency characteristics.
They work beautifully between one half and actually go all the way up to 300 gigahertz, but 25 to 28 seems to be the sweet spot for resonance.
It's just a lot of annoying stuff that comes around and goes, hmm, that kind of makes sense.
If so, it kind of makes sense.
It kind of makes sense.
No, I'm not nuts.
I'm just careful.
No 5G phone for me.
Well, I don't believe the 5G phones actually transmit 5G. Well, 5G is just the protocol.
5G is just the protocol.
The frequencies, most of them I think are now in the 2.5 gigahertz.
So they're not really high.
I stopped looking into it once I got fired from PC Magazine for even discussing it.
You just don't care.
You're waiting for 6G. Screw that.
Well, you know, it was one of the first things.
It was David Icke who started saying this from the get-go, which, you know, we had to dismiss.
We had to.
No, we didn't.
We didn't completely dismiss it.
I would say we dismissed it enough.
Like, okay, haha, 5G. We have to understand, I think, we have to understand, the audience has to understand our relationship in terms of David Icke's thoughts.
Yeah, all in.
That's the problem.
All in.
Well, I'm not all in, but I'm not 100% skeptical.
That's for sure.
Well, I love his reptilian.
I mean, that's the part that...
That's the best.
That's the best.
That's what really...
That's where I'm all in.
Like, yeah, sure, the reptiles.
Hello.
That's how they live so long.
They don't sweat.
They don't all kinds of weird shit.
They don't sweat.
And curiously, Hillary doesn't sweat.
And neither does the Queen.
Hey!
Can we report she's dead yet?
There's something going on, though, because they keep bringing up, there's all these stories appearing in the media about what's Prince Charles going to be like as the king, and they always show these funny pictures of him all ready and cross-eyed, these close-ups showing that he just doesn't look right.
And when you listen to him talk, he doesn't sound right.
No.
No, he doesn't.
He's clearly a superstar warmest to an extreme, which means he's an idiot.
And he sounds like an idiot.
He just doesn't sound right.
And then he's married to Diana and he picks this kind of, I don't want to say she's a beast, but an unattractive woman and It's shoes, Diana, because she's...
So superficial, John.
So superficial.
It's not about the exterior.
It's not about looks.
It's what on the inside.
Yeah.
Lizards.
I think that was the problem.
If you're going to take the tube side by side and you say, pick the lizard, which one would you pick?
Yeah.
Well, there's your answer then.
Because she probably sheds her skin and is dynamite at night.
It's possible.
It's possible.
Just before we get off of COVID, there's a scandal brewing in the UK regarding the nudge unit.
Oh, that nudge unit.
You know, we have a lot of clips from there.
This is a disgusting thing to call them.
I know, that's what they call themselves.
Yeah, exactly.
I find that the nudge unit is a front.
Well, let's explain the nudge unit.
The nudge unit was set up by, I think, David Cameron.
I don't remember.
Yeah, I think so.
I think he set it up.
And it was set up during COVID. I got this information.
No, the nudge unit has been around long before COVID. They had a social science department that we used to be able to do.
No, this thing is older.
It's older than that?
Yeah.
Well, this whole case, the members of parliament are taking the government to task regarding the nudge unit because they were apparently launched under David Cameron's administration.
I'm sorry, in 2010.
There you go.
You're right.
It was very controversial, of course.
But now they're saying, hey man, you guys...
I think it stems from the Brexit issues.
Every problem Boris Johnson has to get people to vote.
Oh, I see what you're saying.
Yeah, okay, that makes sense.
Um...
Didn't work, by the way.
No.
Anyway, the idea that there is a nudge unit that tries to flood the zone with, you know, stuff like overfull hospitals, you know, whatever they can get.
Propaganda to get people to think a certain way, to nudge them into believing certain things, to nudge them into voting certain ways.
A producer looked into the Smith-Munt Act, which of course was reformed.
It wasn't repealed.
It was changed to allow Broadcast Board of Governors, Voice of America, Free Radio Liberty, all of this American government propaganda to also accidentally be spilled onto Americans.
Yeah, and you know, that's very easy to do.
You just, for example, at MSNBC, hire nothing but ex-spooks to put into the seats of doing analysis.
Make sure every ex-spook, anybody who's ever worked in the state, in fact, I have a clip today.
I couldn't get anything good from her, but an ex-spook who is a congresswoman out of Michigan, I mean, the whole country is filled with them now.
That's why we do spot the spook.
Yeah, it was liberalized so this could happen.
Yes, in fact, they have an entire bureau where you go and get permission to get broadcast material.
I have a feeling that may also be the talent booking agency.
Hey, do you got any ex-guys for me for a segment I'm doing tonight?
I think you can call them.
It might also be the group that, although I think they've done this forever, that does all the book writing for a number of authors who don't, who can't possibly.
Right.
Well, that's CIA. When I was writing at max capacity, I was doing, I always kept word count, but this was years ago when I was writing for 10 publications and everything in between in newspapers.
I was running a rate of about 185,000 words a year.
I suppose Stephen King could probably do more than that, but if you're just writing all the time, that's about what the rate you're running at.
You can't write a fully edited, perfectly produced book that is 200,000 words once every year.
You can't do it.
If anyone knows how hard it is to publish a book, it's you.
Sorry.
Indeed.
And I will take that as a compliment.
So the point is that it's not doable.
There's about two or three of these writers and they always have this one editor and they always end up cranking out these massive tomes that touch upon everyone with interviews all over the world.
It's just not doable.
You need help.
And the help you get is from the writing department of the CIA. Yes.
They must have probably thousands and thousands of book writers there.
Yeah, we've talked about this.
Yeah, I complain about it constantly.
Yeah, but we know.
I think it's the CIA. Yeah.
I think that's where they have the thousands of people in the basement.
Now, going back to one of your original theses, which is coming uncannily true, but then again, we're good at it, is your complete overlay of the 1918-1919 Spanish flu pandemic with this one, meaning that we should be clear out of the woods by, what is it, April, May?
April, May, yeah.
So that would be more or less the same time length.
Of the Spanish flu.
What you would do if you're going to set this thing up as a big phony deal, you have to, you can't, why take a chance?
Just do what they did.
Follow the old pattern and it's fine.
Nobody's going to think, no one's going to get suspicious.
So this would possibly be a playbook.
The playbook was 1918-1919.
They repeated it, just for argument's sake.
You won't know because you weren't there, but do you know what happened right after the pandemic ended in 1919?
In America?
Well, we had the roaring 20s for one thing.
No, 1919.
Before we hit the 20s.
Okay, what?
The Chicago race riots of 1919.
Oh, I don't.
That's what you're right.
I'm reading from the Book of Knowledge.
Radical, violent conflict started by white Americans against black Americans that began on the south side of Chicago, Illinois, July 27th, ended August 3rd, 1919.
During the riot, 38 people died, 23 black, 15 white.
Over the week, injuries attributed to the episodic confrontations stood at 537, with two-thirds of the injured being black, one-third white, blah, blah, blah, blah.
This was pretty epic.
And boy, is Chicago primed for a repeat.
It looks like it.
Same place.
That's kind of scary.
Again, why take a chance?
Yes, get out.
Darren, get out.
I don't hate you that much.
Yeah, I thought that was a rare find.
Huh.
Good catch.
Yeah.
Well, it was a producer.
Producer.
I didn't catch that.
It was one of our older producers from back in the day.
I remember after the 1919 flu.
When I was a kid, we used to have race riots.
Exactly.
Exactly.
Let's see.
Well, I can go.
Let's do Russia.
Let's do Russia.
We've got to do Russia.
I've got a lot of Russia stuff.
Yeah, let's do Russia because Russia is, that's, oh my God!
We're going to go to war!
We're going to fight!
We're going to be horrible!
Troops on the ground!
I want to start with, meet the press with Blinken.
Oh, yeah.
No, this is a five-parter.
It's all short.
There's not one except the very second one.
They're all like 13 seconds, 22 seconds, things like that.
The second one's pretty long.
But let's start with Blinken in Russia, Meat Depression, because I caught something here that you'll enjoy.
Some sort of a tell.
And you'll hear it.
I think we start with clip three.
It'll play.
But let's go with clip one.
Written answers next week to Russian demands that NATO pull back from Eastern Europe and that Ukraine never joined the defense organization.
Well, joining me now is the Secretary of State, Secretary Blinken.
Welcome back to Meet the Press, sir.
Thanks, Chuck.
Good to be with you.
Let's start with that intelligence from the British.
How reliable is it as far as you're concerned?
And why was it necessary to go public with it?
Well, Chuck, I'm not going to comment on specific intelligence reports.
What I can tell you is this.
We've been concerned and have been warning about exactly these kind of tactics for weeks.
And we've talked about that publicly, that Russia would try to, in some way, topple or replace the government.
Just a few days ago, we sanctioned four Russian agents in Ukraine who were engaged in destabilizing activities.
This is very much part of the Russian playbook.
It's the playbook!
Yeah.
What are we doing sanctioning Russians in Ukraine?
What's us got to do with it?
By the way, his Obama cadence is getting on my nerves.
Yeah, it's getting pretty bad.
Yeah, because that's who he's in all the meetings with.
Yeah, no, it's milieu.
It's obvious.
It's obvious.
So he says, okay, we got the playbook, we're sanctioning people.
Okay, let's go to number two.
It's important that people look at the whole range of things that Russia could and may be preparing to do in Ukraine.
I gotta go.
Last week, the U.S. intelligence community released information that he was trying to create sort of a false flag operation.
Sort of.
This is from British intelligence.
Again, this seems to be an unusual move.
To make so much of this stuff public, who are you trying to send the message to?
And I'm not going to be subtle here.
Is this sending a message to our other European allies that this is real and this is serious?
Chuck, it's mostly making clear, first of all, to the Russians that we know all of the tactics and techniques that they can bring to bear.
They're massing a huge number of forces on Ukraine's borders.
People are rightly very focused on that.
But there are a whole series of other actions that they've taken in the past and are preparing to take potentially in Ukraine.
And it's important they be put on notice.
It's also important that people around the world, whether it's in Europe, the United States, or beyond, understand the kinds of things that could be in the offing.
False flag operation to try and create a false pretext for going in.
It's important that people know that that's something that's in the playbook, too.
This used to be false flag was just a conspiracy theory.
Governments don't do that, bro.
So I'll ask you the same question regarding the graphene.
To what end?
What is the point?
Well, you had a better theory on this.
It was just a distraction.
No, a distraction from the Baltics, yeah.
Yeah, but it definitely takes the eye off China, for sure.
So the Chinese might be behind this whole thing.
But now we're going to go to the tell.
And this is the one, you like it, I like it, we all like it.
But I'm now going to term the chuckle tell.
Ooh, ooh, okay, good.
And that is the...
Sorry.
That is the...
The chuckle that's...
It's not a chuckle, it's just kind of a...
Is it a chortle?
More a chortle than a chuckle?
Well, I like chuckle...
I like the name chuckle because it's funny.
But...
It's not even as chortle.
It's just this...
We all hear it.
We emphasize it on this show because people do it constantly.
Bill Gates is a master.
Yeah, he is good.
But this guy does it too and it makes you wonder what's the bullshit?
Where's the bullshit in there?
Because he's asked the question and he laughs.
What's he laughing for?
Let's go with clip three here.
Here's example number one.
What does an exit ramp for Putin look like that allows him to save face and have the United States not compromise Ukraine's independence?
Well, look, ultimately, you'd have to ask that of President Putin.
Wow.
Okay, so what ultimately...
So why is that funny?
Well, hold on.
Let's try it.
Let's try it.
Maybe because they already know exactly what the outcome is.
Maybe that's why he's laughing.
Ooh, that's gotta be it.
Listen again.
What does an exit ramp for Putin look like that allows him to save face and have the United States not compromise Ukraine's independence?
Well, look, ultimately, you'd have to ask that of President Putin.
It could also be severe arrogance, because this is kind of what they've stated is, hey, it's up to Putin what happens.
It is up to Putin.
He did have the arrogant comment at the very beginning of his answer of, look, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So there's an arrogance factor when you say, look.
It's like, when you say, look, ask me anything.
Look.
Okay, I'm going to ask you something.
Do you think graphene is in the vaccines?
Look!
No.
This, to me, this chuckle tell he's doing here is hubris.
They know nothing's going to happen.
I like that theory the best.
He knows nothing's going to happen.
Because the playbook is our playbook.
They keep saying playbook.
We have a playbook and we've got the plays written down.
Exactly.
So let's listen again.
Now we're going to listen with in mind, nothing's going to happen.
Okay, now we'll try it.
What does an exit ramp for Putin look like that allows him to save face and have the United States not compromise Ukraine's independence?
Well, look, ultimately, you'd have to ask that of President Putin.
Yeah, he knows.
Nothing's going to happen.
That's why.
You're right.
It could be pure distraction.
Okay, what's your theory?
Okay, let's go to clip three.
This is clip four, and this is the second.
I think he did about five of these.
I'm sorry.
Distraction is my theory.
What's your theory?
I'm sticking.
I don't have a theory, so I'm just hanging on to yours until I can think of something.
You ride my coattails again, Dvorak?
I ride your coattails until I can beam up to reals.
So you can figure out what's really happening.
Okay.
Four?
Putin is insisting the U.S. response is put into writing.
And I'm curious, while you verbally expressed that there's no plans anytime soon to have Ukraine join NATO, are you willing to put a, you know, saying, look, it won't be considered for 10 years, are you willing to put a time stamp on that, or is that capitulating too much?
First, there's no question of capitulation.
The question is whether there are ways to advance our collective security.
Yeah.
This time he laughs right at the beginning of the answer because of the word capitulation.
Yeah.
Now...
Interesting.
I think he's laughing at the fact that Putin wants something in writing.
And the only reason he's emphasizing that wanting something in writing is because we've already made this promise that years ago...
Yeah, we suck.
We suck.
We're Indian givers.
We're no good.
Yeah, he's not writing.
He can't prove anything.
Yeah, show me the letter.
Yeah.
And that's something Putin has complained about recently.
He said, these Americans lie.
They lie.
Which we do.
We do.
And so this time I think Blinky was just laughing at the whole idea.
So I don't think that was a tell necessarily.
It might have been.
But here's the last one.
Okay.
Are you willing to put...
We, as part of our diplomacy, we meet with people, we talk to people, we put things in writing all the time.
In this case, we're doing it in full consultation with allies and partners, and it's a way of being as clear as you can, putting ideas on the table.
But, Chuck, one thing that's important to remember, as someone who engages in diplomacy, engaging in diplomacy doesn't take the word net out of your vocabulary.
Ah, this guy...
So he's laughing there when he's talking about engaging in diplomacy.
So he chuckles.
He does a chuckle-tell just before he says engaging in diplomacy, meaning we're not engaging in anything.
This whole thing's a scam.
Yeah, I think you're right.
So let's look at where the action really may be going on.
Sir Antinominus of Sveeland...
I want to give you some background on the Baltic Sea scrambling as of late.
The reason Russia would like Gotland from a military perspective, that's a little island off of Sweden, right in the middle of the Baltic Sea.
The reason Russia would like Gotland from a military perspective is that it's like having a couple of aircraft carriers right in the Baltic Sea.
Yes, you can see it.
Cutting off the Baltics from Sweden and Finland.
There's a reason...
Finland is demilitarized?
Is Finland?
No.
Gotland is demilitarized.
Otherwise, Russia would have been a claimant in the 1910s.
He's saying Sweden hasn't been at war with Russia for 200 plus years.
The last time probably was with Russia.
And so his point here is that he feels like Sweden is kind of being friendly towards Russia to not get screwed in whatever's going on in the Baltic.
I don't, I'm not.
Also in play, we have to remember, we can't leave this out of the discussion, which is the North, North pipe, whatever it's called.
Ah, I'm glad you, yeah, the Nord Stream 2, glad you bring that up, because I have a clip.
As this is heating up, for the second time, making a rare appearance, Vicki Newland returns to the podium at the State Department, who keeps saying, I should have clipped it, it's so icky.
She does this thing like, thank you, it's good to be back again.
It's fun to be, she's turned into such a creep.
It's fun to be working for Ned, because, you know, Ned used to work for her.
Who's Ned?
Ned is now the spokeshole.
He's the new spokeshole.
No, Ned.
Who's Ned?
Ned.
He's just Ned.
Ned.
He's a drip.
He's a drip from the State Department.
They're all drips from the State Department.
Ned does the briefing.
And Ned, of course, was low on the totem pole when Vicki Newman was queen of hearts.
And so now she's always...
The second time she says...
It's nice to be here working for Ned.
Working for Ned.
You know, kind of like, hey, it's cool.
I'm working for you.
Even though I'm much bigger on the totem pole, much higher on the totem pole, I'm working for you, boy.
I'm working for you, but don't kid yourself.
Yeah, exactly.
Exactly.
So she does her little spiel.
Same thing.
Up to Putin.
He decides.
Blah, blah, blah.
And then Matt Lee is back.
Matt Lee, ladies and gentlemen.
Once again, we have a Matt Lee-Vicky Newland rematch.
I just want to, on Nord Stream 2, you echoed what Ned said on television earlier.
If Russia invades Ukraine, one way or another, Nord Stream 2 will not move forward.
That's what you said.
That's what he said.
But Nord Stream 2 is already completed.
It has not?
Yeah, it's finished.
If they decided to turn it on right now, it would be sending gas or olive oil or vodka or whatever.
Vodka would be good.
All they have to do is turn it on.
Notice Vicky immediately says, don't forget the baruga.
Immediately goes to the caviar.
You elitist!
Or olive oil or vodka or whatever.
Vodka would be good.
All they have to do is turn it on.
So when you say it won't move forward, you mean it won't open for gas supplies?
Matt, it is not ready to be turned on.
It has not been...
It's finished.
It has not been tested.
It has not been certified.
It has not been the regulatory pieces that would allow it to be turned on, both on the German side and on the EU side, have not been completed.
But it's finished.
Hold on.
Whoa!
I knew he'd like it.
Wow.
Well, I guess in some technical sense she's not separating the two, but that's what it sounds like.
German side, EU side.
What?
No, he just dogs her.
He keeps dogging her to the end.
Yeah.
He's good at doing this.
He's had her recorded before.
Let's finish it up and we'll listen to how we end.
It is not ready to be turned on.
It has not been...
It's finished.
It has not been tested.
It has not been certified.
It has not been...
The regulatory pieces that would allow it to be turned on, both on the German side and on the EU side, have not been completed.
But it's finished.
The physical...
From start point to end point, the pipeline is done.
And whether or not there's certifications that need to be done or not, if you sent anything through it right now, it would start in Russia and end in Germany.
As Senator Cruz likes to say, I don't quote him often, but as he likes to say, it is currently a hunk of metal at the bottom of the ocean.
It needs to be tested.
It needs to be certified.
It needs to have regulatory approval.
And no gas will flow through it until those things happen.
I'm going to miss out.
Dude, that's Achilles' heel right there.
The whole point is sanctions against Russia.
And it's so flimsy and bogus, like, oh no, we won't allow Russia to sit, because it hasn't been approved by the regulatory agencies.
Yeah.
Doesn't this horrible fascist dictator Putin that y'all hate so much, you think he cares about regulations when it comes to turning on the gas pipeline to Germany?
No.
You think Germany cares?
No.
No.
We sure won't care in February when it gets freezing cold.
They're already in trouble.
They're already maxing out all the systems because they took so many important stable sources offline.
So yeah.
Yeah.
Global warming.
Limit up in the freezing cold, global warmists.
So, I think that kind of solidifies our analysis here.
We've got Blinken laughing about sanctions because he knows nothing's going to happen.
And we've got Vicky Newland doing everything so desperate.
Let me quote Ted Cruz.
Hello?
What's wrong?
What's wrong with you, Vicky?
This is Toria.
Toria?
You've got to say Toria.
Hey, Toria.
Okay, I have a new angle on the whole thing.
Okay, all right.
First of all, let's start with the...
I got three more clips.
Goody-goody.
I don't know about that.
But here we go.
Let's just start with the Russia update, which is an NPR update on what's going on.
Then we're going to go to the Ukraine hybrid war double clip.
Here we go.
The U.S. and other Western powers continue efforts to avert another Russian incursion into Ukraine through diplomacy.
Interesting.
They're already saying incursion instead of invasion.
Yeah, did you notice this?
Yes, I did.
That's why I stopped.
It's pretty obvious.
The U.S. and other Western powers continue efforts to avert another Russian incursion into Ukraine through diplomacy and threatened sanctions.
The U.S. ambassador to Russia, John Sullivan, says the Nord Stream 2 natural gas pipeline from Russia to Western Europe is an important tool in the pressure campaign.
The fact that the pipeline exists but has no gas flowing through it, which means no income coming to Russia from the sale of its gas to Europe, is a point of leverage for Europe in this context with Russia.
Moscow's ambassador to Ireland said today Russia will not conduct naval exercises in international waters in the Irish Sea after the Irish government asked Russia to relocate the maneuvers.
Alright, two things.
One, that was like some weird PR move Russia did and Ireland was freaking out about all of a sudden these Russian ships showing up.
That was some weird they did.
But...
Did that guy seriously say, you know, Europe just won't buy from Russia and then Russia will be hurting.
They won't have any money.
Did he really say that?
Like, Europe's going to be, hey, we're freezing our ass off, but we're not going to send you any money.
Really?
Really?
Okay.
Idiots.
Nazi Partei Radio.
So, alright, so let's go to this Ukraine hybrid war thing.
And this gives me an idea.
I'm now thinking a lot of this may be part of a grander scheme to satisfy something we want to do, or I don't want to do, but somebody wants to do.
Let's play.
This will be Ukraine hybrid one.
So how are Ukrainians prepared?
Are they for what could be a ground invasion?
Well, if you're asking about the military, they have learned from their experience fighting Russia for the last eight years in eastern Ukraine, and fighting Russian-backed separatists.
They're better trained now, and the US has been airlifting them a lot of weaponry as well.
If you're asking about civilians, I've been wondering how the capital is preparing for war, because Russian troops are just a few hours' drive from Kiev, where I am now.
The deputy head of the Kiev city council, Alina Mikhailova, told me she's been checking on the city's bomb shelters.
She has suggested a local TV channel run public service announcements about how to act if the city is bombarded.
She told me the city's planning checkpoints to protect residents.
And I asked her, is Kiev ready for a Russian incursion today?
Morally?
Yes.
It's the most important thing.
Psychologically, yes.
If you speak about bomb shelters, well, no.
If you speak about informing residents, no.
If you talk about security in general of the city, well, so-so.
It's been eight years of war in Ukraine, and the city could have been better protected.
Daniel, what about what's now called the prospect of hybrid warfare?
What would that be like?
Yeah, hybrid warfare means a traditional military campaign combined with unconventional warfare in the cybersphere, for instance.
And this could look like attacks that Ukraine has seen in recent years, knocking out the power grid, knocking out electricity.
Taking out government internet sites so you can't get official information.
Taking out ATMs so you can't get cash.
These are not imaginary scenarios.
We've seen in 2015 a power plant was hit with a cyber attack.
200,000 people lost power temporarily in the cold of winter.
Happened again the next year, the year after that.
The world's most costly cyber attack ever, which started in Ukraine.
It shut down all kinds of systems, banks, the airport.
And Russia has been blamed for those attacks.
Two weeks ago, the Ukrainian government's, many of their websites were hacked as well.
Government websites, some script kiddies.
Oh, Russia!
Russia!
If you listen to the second part of this and after listening to what you just heard, this whole thing is a scam to get us to upgrade our grid.
And how well are Ukrainians prepared for cyber attacks?
Ukraine has learned a lot from their experience and they have gotten help from the US. The US installed hardware and software.
In critical infrastructure.
In recent weeks, the U.S. has ramped up those efforts to help Ukraine secure strategic systems.
We're talking U.S. defense officials, FBI, other contractors working daily with Ukrainians on this.
So the power grid, banks, airport, they're better protected now, but the U.S. assessment is that if Russia attacks, they will have some success.
The U.S. assessment is that Russia could even paralyze communication networks, infrastructure for, say, a week, enough to carry out a military strike.
And the question is, how quickly could Ukraine get its systems back up and running?
We really don't know the answer to that question.
I think it's safe to say that the Russians can be masters at disinformation.
What are Ukrainians trying to do about that?
Yeah, fake news.
Well, there is a classic example of this from 2014.
Fighting began in Eastern Ukraine then, and Russian state-owned television broadcast a fake news story, a woman claiming that Ukrainian soldiers had crucified her three-year-old boy.
It was completely debunked.
It's false.
But at the time, many Ukrainians in the East were duped.
They were terrified of their own army.
Today, Ukrainian researchers in disinformation tell me that a lot of Ukrainians today are much more immune to this kind of Russian disinformation.
Ukraine has banned pro-Russian TV channels.
They've blocked Russian social media sites.
Russia could still pump out false messages scaring and confusing civilians at a time of war.
They could do that on Telegram, which is a popular messaging app here.
But in general, Ukrainians feel that they're more alert.
So if it's, and that's obviously a very good one, to upgrade our grid like we have a singular grid.
That's the idea, rip out the real grid and create some bogus singular grid that can be taken out at one single point of failure.
Well, also they're promoting climate change problems with the Russian gas, whether that remains off or not.
Europe is going to have problems.
They have problems already.
It's going to be apparent that climate change is to blame.
And Vladimir Putin is climate change.
And by the way, yes he is.
And by the way, yeah, bad guy.
And so, just think about the grid and the things going down.
As soon as I said ATM machines going down, I think, ah, a Y2K playbook.
Ooh, yes.
Here we go again with this bull crap.
Hmm.
Well, since...
You know what?
Listen to this as a concept.
You've got to visualize it.
You're being bombed.
You're down in a bombshell.
Boom, boom, boom, boom.
And all hell's breaking loose.
But your ATM, you won't be able to get your cash.
You won't be able to get your cash from the ATM. Oh, no.
Don't worry, because your graph...
Once the ATM is hit by a bomb, you're going to get plenty of cash.
No, everyone's going to have graphene in their body from the vaccine.
You'll be a fully noted CDBC money router.
They'll just pass right through you.
And 20s will come right out of your mouth.
And with that, I'd like to thank you for your courage.
Say in the morning to you, the man who you just heard put the C in the chuckle-tell, ladies and gentlemen, Mr.
John C. Dvorak.
Hey!
Yo-ho!
In the morning to the trolls in the troll room.
How you doing, trolls?
Hands up!
Let me count you here.
Let me see what we're doing.
They're scurrying away.
Whoa!
Record number of trolls, 2785.
Wow.
Yeah, wow.
That's...
Do you remember when the troll room was like 50?
Maybe 100.
No, it was in the 100s.
Like 100s.
You don't remember that?
That's how long ago it is.
No, I don't remember that.
I remember it.
We didn't have...
What are you doing?
You're walking away from the show.
I'm looking for my little post-it thingies that I write the numbers in so I can glue it on the old numbers.
So 2785 is the new number.
You mean the leaderboard.
You're looking for the official No Agenda Troll Room Leaderboard, also known as a post-it note somewhere in John's pile.
So, previous record was...
Oh, did I lose you?
No, I said the previous record was...
Oh, I just glued over it.
26-48, I think.
What, are you sitting there with your paste?
No, I got these little round stickers.
Oh, okay.
Poop, it goes over the old one.
This is a very good system.
It works.
It does.
It's very efficient.
All right, trolls.
Well, good to see all of you here.
It's interesting because people must be lurking or something.
It's not like everyone is chatting all at the same time.
We do have a lot of people listening on NoAgendaStream.com, which is a companion to the Troll Room.
So you hop in the Troll Room, you click on the play button, and you can hear the live stream, which is pretty much real time.
It's like 15 seconds delayed for some.
It's not just our show, but it's the rock and roll pre-show.
It's, oh my goodness, Nick the Rat always the night before the show.
We've got shows coming online after our show.
It's 24-7, and it's a good place to hang out.
You pretty much do whatever you want.
It is.
Listen.
In today's day where you're seeking community.
There's girls in the troll room.
There's girl trolls.
I know we got girl trolls.
Or you could just follow Adam at NoAgendaSocial.com or John C. Dvorak at NoAgendaSocial.com.
And that is our Mastodon.
Those are Mastodon addresses.
That's what you want to look for when you're searching.
And you can do it from any Mastodon server anywhere.
That's the fun thing.
And once you follow us, then you'll see.
The Gitmonation stuff starts to flow through.
The Fediverse, compared with, what is it, three years ago?
We started three years ago?
It's working quite well.
I mean, I see people participating in it so far.
It's been around for 15 years.
In some form or another.
Initially, it's GNU Chat.
So, I think it's here to stay.
It was GNU Chat?
Yep.
And GNU Chat still works with the Mastodon Protocol, as far as I know.
Oh, there you go.
With the activity pub.
Yeah, yeah.
It's decentralized.
It's a good thing to do, and we also have no algos, so you don't get triggered continuously by some argument that comes back like bad Mexican food.
Now let's take a look at the art which was brought to us for episode 1420.
The title of that was The Caliphate Cubs.
How could we not use that as a title?
And it was Rick Harris who has done stuff for the show before.
This was just a perfect little ditty.
It's exactly what we needed.
This was the ISIS kind of ice cream cup logo.
Icy.
Icy.
Yeah, Icy.
We are back.
It's all cool with the icy letters, the font.
It was just well done.
There were a few other things we looked at.
And I had a little 33 in the corner.
Somebody pointed out in the chat room I didn't see it.
Yeah, that was one of those things that was too small, really.
Yeah, too small.
But I didn't want to fall over it.
Okay, so let's see.
We had...
What did we...
You liked the two bears.
We didn't have anything.
We had the Caliphate Cubs from Correct to Record.
Yeah, that was probably the best item there.
But we also wanted to use that as a title.
And so that means we'll typically go and look for something else.
Or we change the title.
Or we change the title.
Now, personally, I like Taunt the Nails Olympic Skater.
Yeah, I didn't think much of it.
It's funny, though.
I mean, I had to look at it twice and realize it's funny.
There's some stories, the new stories going on with the swimmer at University of Pennsylvania, and then there's some great material that's coming out because of these guys who just decided they're women.
And I'm going to be a girl.
Okay, you can swim with the girls now.
If you decide to become a girl, the show would be that much more diverse.
It would be.
But you have to do it because I'm too old.
Okay.
Too old for the transition.
You're never too old for the transition.
Yes, I am.
Too old.
And so...
There wasn't anything really that great.
I mean, there was at least two or three pieces that were usable.
I would say the Cubs, definitely.
But most of it was, you know, there was no inspiration, I felt.
You're right.
There was a little lack.
There was a little lack of that.
So the ISIS thing is the one that worked out.
It had dimension...
The cup, the icy cup that would be used was deconstructed so it was a design element rather than a cup.
Yeah, it was well done.
Well done.
And Rick, I guess, mentioned something.
He's in the chat room.
He's got some screwball name in there.
He says, oh man, it's been so long.
I don't think I was going to continue.
I couldn't go on much longer.
Wait, are you in the troll room?
No, he was in the chat room, no agenda social.
Oh, okay.
He was going on and on about it.
What was wrong?
I don't understand.
He's been so long since he's been picked for anything and he felt hopeless.
He was going down the abyss, the dark, deep abyss.
Oh, this was prior to us picking him.
Yeah.
When we picked him, then he went on and lamented the fact that it's great because now he's been given new life.
Oh my God, we saved yet another artist.
Saved or created, John.
I'm very proud of us.
Saved or created, yes.
Saved or created.
And you did save Darren O'Neill by using his save-free speech in the newsletter.
Yes, it was one of the cruder pieces.
It's very un-Darren O'Neill-ish.
I hate that guy.
And, yeah, it was un-Darren O'Neill-ish, but I liked it, and I thought it was, I mean, that's the colors I was using, that orangey color, so I felt it fit right in, and I liked the message.
Yeah.
Yes!
It was very nice.
Very nice.
So, um...
You know, the Auschwitz stuff, guys.
You know, that's really not going to fly.
Yeah, we did our one round of that.
Yeah, exactly.
NPR with Nazi symbols.
Darren, funny, but no.
Clarence Thomas as a black woman.
The dumb and dumber.
How many times do we have to have that?
Sorry.
I'm just sorry.
I'm just going to be mean about it.
You're mean.
Comicstrip blog, I kind of liked his Russians are coming monkey.
We liked that.
I thought that was kind of cute.
It wasn't intricate.
It didn't really have much, but it was all right.
It was cute.
As a monkey.
As a monkey.
Well, that's it.
The monkeys are always good material.
These are images that you can take a look at, or if you weren't, you missed it.
Just roll back, but you can even tap on the different chapters.
It's all part of Podcasting 2.0.
We add all of that cool stuff in, including comments now, which are starting to flow cross-app.
Tied into the Mastodon.
It's genius.
Also, it protects podcasting if you use a modern podcast app because whatever you're listening to now, when Spotify or someone else decides to take it away, it won't leave your podcast experience.
NewPodcastApps.com Now we can thank our executive and associate executive producers for episode 1421, and we kick off with Sir Jim Bobway and Dame Marianne from Cary, North Carolina, with a whopping $3,001.22.
Holy crap.
Let's find out what they have to say.
Gentlemen, thank you for your sanity.
We are both knights and dames, so I don't know if our latest contributions will get us a seat at the roundtable.
If it does, please serve Armenian manti and lamaggio to be washed down with a bottle of Veuve Clicquot.
Well, now this is interesting.
Were they not knighted and damed yet?
No, they were.
In fact, they have their knight and dame names on there.
Oh, they just want some of that stuff.
They don't know if it maybe could be upgraded.
Maybe there's 3,000 they could split in half.
They could be baronets.
I don't know.
Or one of them could take all the money and they could become an earl, I think.
So that's for them to decide and get back to the side.
But they decided not to do anything except...
Show their love.
Well, we'll definitely...
Of course, you're welcome to sit with...
You're an alum, so sit at the table and we'll get you the Armenian monty.
They wanted to sit at the table, that's what it was.
Of course.
Can I sit at the table, please?
Well, we kept you at the little table on the sea.
Yeah, you can sit.
The table's a couple of seats.
Our youngest son, Luke, is a corpsman.
A corpsman?
A corpsman?
A corpsman.
A corpsman.
Not a corpsman.
Sorry about that.
That came out very wrong.
Is a corpsman in the U.S. Navy, and above are two of his favorite dishes, while my smoking hot wife is, on occasion, partial to a glass of Vouv.
I got it.
The M5M is working overtime to paper over the cracks that are appearing in the narrative.
They seem to think that war with Russia will somehow prop up the Biden regime and that all other pending scandals will somehow miraculously disappear.
These people have never been close to a war and somehow believe that the Ukrainian theater is far enough away for Biden at all to flex their muscles with minimal consequence.
Very possible.
Very pathetic but possible.
The M5M idiots assume that the Russia, or insert next enemy here, will just roll over while the US undoubtedly has superiority in terms of manpower and materiel.
The question is, do we have the political will to follow through with the bellicose rhetoric?
When all is said and done, if shit gets real, there is nobody I would rather have at my side than Dame Marianne, damsel of disaster.
Nothing else required except some karma for our troops who are always sent into harm's way to cover up for the stupidity of those who have never seen a shot fired in anger.
Aluta continua.
Sincerely, Jim Bobway and Dame Marianne, damsel of disaster.
Well, I think they need to roll out a goat karma in this case.
You've got...
Thank you very much.
Yeah, that was nice.
It's fantastic.
Jeez.
Save the show.
It's Chuck Hoffman, help from Des Moines, Iowa, at $2,222.22.
This is a real row of ducks.
Whoa!
That's a full-on row of ducks.
That's a row of ducks.
I've seen ducks.
My spoken hot wife hit me in the mouth a few months back.
I'm pretty sure she's no douchebag, but don't know what title, if any, she holds.
In honor of our 22nd...
Aha!
Ah, there it is.
The 22nd winning anniversary on 2222.
Which adds up to the 20...
Okay, there you go.
If you think about it, the 2-2-2-2, which is 2-2-2-2, and this is the 22nd, dot 2-2.
That's the whole thing.
And they never had a fight!
Please use this popular donation to knight the both of us.
Myself is Sir Charles Schizzo of Centipede Manor and her as Dame Leah, the Galactic Dancer.
Unless she thinks of something better and sends it in, which is too late.
He's locked in now.
Let's have a mac and cheese jingle and some jobs karma so my employer continues their laissez-faire policy regarding the Fauci sacraments.
Thanks for your great work.
Hashtag team reality.
Chuck Kaufman.
Living the mac and cheese life.
Mac and cheese.
By Ayn Rand.
Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs.
Let's vote for jobs.
All right.
Up next we have, oh, we have Sir Dog, Sir Anomis of Dogpatch and Lower Slobovia.
Always nice to see a donation coming in from him.
$1,007.
I think I figured out the code, by the way.
Oh, I'd like to hear it.
Well, let me read his note first, see if there's any new clues.
Thank you to all the producers that make this show valuable.
Yes, we thank them as well.
Little to add to the discussion this month, other than the required negative PCR test one day before returning to the U.S. can be problematic.
Yes, he's a world traveler.
Test turnaround is often slower than one day, and the counter agents are not happy with their role.
Yes, of course, this is all...
What are you doing?
I'm crunching the can that I just poured the water out of, and now I'm going to do the following.
Okay, sorry.
The counteragents are not happy with their role.
No, of course not.
You're making ground personnel from the airlines check people.
This is really stupid.
They're not cops.
Right.
To my knowledge, only the U.S. requires PCR tests one day before.
That's what I've heard, too.
Others, including the U.S., prior to October, are 72 hours.
Yes.
It's insane.
I believe March 1st or near-term post-Olympic dates will be important.
Russian Olympic heroes need time in the headlines, especially after they've had to compete under the Olympic flag in the last held Olympics.
That's right.
That's right.
They weren't allowed.
You remember that?
They're independent athletes.
They got kicked out of the G8, and then they're like, independence.
Yeah, they couldn't even have their flag.
How rude.
Putin will not interfere with that, even if keeping troops deployed an extra month costs him financially.
I agree.
China's ports will reopen following the Olympics.
Reducing smog for the 2008 Olympics got negative headlines over the poor environmental standards.
In 2022, the shuttering is blamed on COVID and the biggest polluter in the world can be hailed for success in the pandemic instead of 1950s environmental policies.
That's insightful.
That certainly puts a different slant on it.
I think this is a tithing amount.
I think he has his number, maybe 10% total, and he has a number for us.
Could be 10%, could be 1%, could be 0.1%, I don't know.
That's how much tithing he's doing.
That's the only, because I have analyzed his numbers, I've put it through some ML and AI, and I can't come up with anything else.
Must be tithing.
It doesn't matter what it is.
It's appreciated.
Thank you very much.
Seronymous of Dogpatch in Lower Slobovia with another update from the road of the international traveler.
Yeah.
We need more anecdotes like this.
Yeah, it's good.
All right.
Onward with John Cooper.
And he's in Fort Wainwright, Alaska.
$500.
He has a note that he wrote in right here.
Aloha from Honolulu.
Well, he's not in Alaska at all.
Short and sweet is the key.
And he writes this long note, by the way.
Right.
So I'll do my best to keep it that way.
way well your best isn't good enough my wife and i have been avid listeners for the better part of the year and grateful for the job you guys do helping us all break through the mass hysteria to see the nonsense going on around us i'm a sustaining donor of three three dot three three per month but have never been dedouched well let's let's fix that right now You've been de-douched.
The enclosed $500 check is to celebrate me recently surviving my bout with COVID-19.
As an active duty army officer, I had to take my double jab at the whim of our civilian leaders or face the penalties.
Despite the vaccine, I still contracted COVID. Oh no!
Who ever heard of such a thing?
Yeah, it's impossible.
You get the shot, you won't get the COVID. Whereas my unvaxxed wife and three teenagers have not even exhibited a sniffle in two years.
COVID misinformation.
Something...
I'm labeling.
I'm self-labeling.
I'm self-labeling.
Flag this podcast.
Flag this podcast.
Is that a show title?
Flag this podcast?
Flag the podcast.
I'll read this again.
Despite the vaccine, I still contracted COVID, whereas my unvaxxed wife and three teenagers have not even exhibited a sniffle in two years.
Oh, well, after a few days of coughing and rest, I'm back to work in my morning runs now and my and my morning runs on my morning runs.
Now that I'm a superhuman with the double vax and double and natural immunity, I can't wait for the idiots at the Pentagon to mandate the booster for me and my fellow soldier soldiers.
The least at-risk population in the world, I might add.
I know it's coming despite what the science tells us all.
Can you please play shape-shifting Jews and a bit of goat karma for my fellow producers?
As a member of the tribe, it's the best.
He's Jewish.
He's clearly Jewish and he's proud of it.
Don't ever archive it.
Doing so would be like permanently shelving the Mel Brooks classic Blazing Saddles.
Stay safe!
John M. Cooper, Fort Wainwright.
If producers in other parts of the world have never seen Blazing Saddles, make sure you watch it.
You will not believe that was produced in America, at least not in America 2022.
You've got karma.
Next on our list, we have Jeremy Hall.
I did find an email from Jeremy Hall and it's from a week ago and it doesn't look like he was Listed in any credits, so I think this is the missing note.
Maybe.
Thank heavens for no agenda.
Howdy!
I've been an avid producer ever since my good friend and end-of-show mixer, Rolando Gonzalez, hit me in the mouth.
Now, did we read this one already?
I don't know.
Wait, the donation note was thank heaven.
You know what?
I don't think this is the right one.
But it's interesting because...
Well, I'm going to read it anyway.
Days I quickly propagated the formula, I hit my brother Tyler in the mouth.
Since then, we've been regular monthly donors to the show.
Please deduce us both.
You've been deduced.
I am crediting this donation to my brother Tyler.
And I look for switcheroo, but it's just weird that this was not on the list earlier.
The final amount required for his knighting, accounting to follow.
Please knight him as Sir Fists, keeper of the coin and processor of bank cards.
I know we didn't knight anyone that.
Or did we?
This is the show...
Or did we?
We could explain how this works, but...
No, it's not worth it.
It's last in, first out.
And so, last in, first out in every way possible, including what we remember.
That's right.
Tyler will be competing in his first ever MMA match this January 30th.
No, I remember that.
Okay.
Well, Jeremy, thank you for the second donation.
And I guess, since I didn't receive an email, I'm going to presume that he was wishing his brother Tyler good luck with his bout, which is taking place tonight.
Yes.
And we wanted goat karma for the upcoming fight, so we'll do that.
Thank you very much, Jeremy.
You've got karma.
David French is next on the list from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.
Home of the Steelers, which is the rudderless ship as we speak.
333.33.
Dear John and Adam, thank you for your courage.
I want to know that I miss John's.
I want you to know that I miss John's 3x3.
Well, good for you.
Maybe we'll do it occasionally now.
Would you please play the following jingles?
Screw your freedom!
No, and Kamala's freedom.
Fauci wheeze, I love is lit, Sir David French.
Screw your freedom.
Freedom!
Oh, you left a no out.
You're supposed to be screw your freedom.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I missed that one.
Hold on a second.
We can do that.
So, screw your freedom.
You need to know who knew.
You know, no one requested that combo for today's show, interestingly enough.
I don't want to get into that brand.
Okay, then we do freedom and then we do wheeze.
Okay, we'll just do it again.
Screw your freedom.
No.
Freedom!
Freeze!
Okay.
Not bad.
I don't know if I can do it.
Sir Goodbook of the Escarpment from Austin, Texas, 333.33, our favorite executive producer donation.
In the morning, Sir Goodbook of the Escarpment present.
Thanks for keeping my family and I entertained calling out two douchebags, Matt and Carolyn.
Anything from Sharpton will do.
Well, then let's just do a classic owl, shall we?
There's no real conflict!
Bam!
Classic owl.
Classic owl.
Nate Sterling in Ponway, California.
I don't know where that is.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Conway.
3-3-3-3-3.
And he's got a whole bunch of stuff here, including him off the top.
He's on the birthday list, I think.
He should be.
I believe so.
He might as well check.
He's supposed to be birthday.
It's his birthday on the 27th.
And then tear off this card.
And then there's the jingles off the top for Adam, which are, Trump protests this, I don't talk about my ass, What clip is that?
Hold on a second.
So, Nate, of course, is not on the birthday list.
So, Nate...
Go ahead.
Just keep reading.
Don't ask questions.
Well, then I'll skip the jingles for now and start reading.
I'll find those.
Yeah, you go read.
Go read.
Okay, yeah, you have those.
Go read.
Hello, John and Adam.
As an infrequent listener of Joe Rogan's experience, I was fortunate enough to discover Adam's first appearance the day it was uploaded.
Since then, I have been an avid listener of No Agenda.
However, I have never previously donated.
According to some, this would categorize, define me, as a bit of a douche-nozzle.
Yes.
Continuous remedy here is my contribution to the greatest podcast in the universe.
The perspective and personality offered by both of you are a welcome flavor of infosainment.
Anyways, keep on rockin'.
Or at least until one of the multidimensional existential crises we face ostensibly kills us all.
Sincerely, Nat Sterling.
P.S. Oftentimes I listen well at my desktop with the volume set to 33.
Even though it's a little too loud, it just feels right.
Just kidding.
Ha ha ha!
I think I nailed it.
Yeah, I think you did.
Yes.
Massive nailage.
Nailage.
So here we go.
You got the jingles ready to go?
Well, I don't know what he's asking for.
Trump protests this.
No, never had that.
I don't talk about my ass.
What is this?
Oh, I have it.
I have it.
I have it.
Okay.
And then Klobuchar.
Klobuchar, pretty good.
Yeah, and a goat.
And a goat coming.
And that's it.
We're good.
We're good to go.
I can roll them.
Yeah, I believe so.
Protesters, your ass.
I don't talk about my ass.
I think that sounds pretty good.
Okay.
You've got...
Harmon.
Award for Obscurus Jingle Request.
I will say something else here with Nate.
He goes on being a...
He never really...
Asks for a dedouching, but he deserves one, and he knows he needs it.
So let's give him one.
You've been dedouched.
I thought I already did that, but maybe I'm...
I don't even remember what I did three minutes ago.
That's where we're at.
You got double dedouched.
It's always good.
It's a bonus.
It's a bonus.
Then we move on to Matthew Crabtree from Nashville.
We'll be seeing you on February 14th, I hope, in Nashville, Tennessee.
The Keeper and I will be attending for the big meet-up.
Big meet-up.
That's right.
The big Valentine's love meet-up at the Roller Rink.
And Matthew just says, please de-douche me.
You've been de-douche.
So I'll grab Alex Lesh.
Could be Loosh or Lesh.
I think it's Loosh.
Loosh.
First, Associate Executive Producer 233.33.
Please put Blake Michigan on the birthday list.
Done.
This is a thank you donation as he hosted a private residence meetup in FEMA Region 606 Chicago.
Yes, Chicago.
I met my No Agenda crew in April, and we met every Tuesday.
Good people, no trouble, and we tip well.
But now we have to meet in hiding?
Well, yeah, you're in Chicago.
By the way, get out.
It's coming.
April.
Race riots.
Leave.
Thanks, Blake.
Alex, P.S., with the Winter Olympics approaching, I would like to remind you of my bobsled joke I sent in four years ago.
Bobsled?
Who the hell is Bob?
Oof.
Oh, brother.
Why did I even read that?
So I want to mention something now that I'm grinding on this idea of race riots in Chicago.
I've noticed this on NPR and I've noticed it on some other news things where they're floating around.
And I forgot the last one was.
It was in Philly or something.
They had a man on the street.
They're going out there.
And it's a thematic question.
They keep asking it to black people on the street.
Do you think Joe Biden's doing what he promised to the black community?
No!
Joe Biden is not delivered to the black community at all!
And they ask this question over, and this keeps cropping up now that you mention it, now that I think about the race ride coming.
This may be a prelude.
Prelude.
And it may also be a way of softening the blow when Kamala takes over.
Think about that.
What?
Joe's quitting.
He quits and he gives up.
I give up.
I can't take it anymore.
Kamala's the new president.
Oh, yay!
We won't have to riot anymore because everyone loves her.
All right, onward.
Well, that would be perfect if they could control it.
That's the joke, of course.
They can't control anything.
Anonymous.
No, no, no.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Oh, yes, you're right.
Keep going.
I was wrong.
Maybe they can control it with the graphene.
Well, they can certainly kick it off with the graphene.
Anonymous.
Turn up the cell power in Chicago.
Walla, walla, walla, walla, walla, Washington.
It's so much better than chemtrails.
By the way, Walla Walla is a wine-growing area par excellence.
222.33.
It makes a distinctive taste in Cabernet.
Uh, please keep me anonymous.
I need to be dedouched.
You've been dedouched.
Uh, I have an Ask Adam question.
Why do you both call Joe Bo Jiden?
Oh, that's easy to answer.
It's because of this simple clip.
Don't eat me, Bo Jiden.
You're scary.
So scary.
That's why.
Yeah, Joe Biden, Bo Jiden.
Bo Jiden, yeah.
I happened to use the term Bo Jiden to a couple of work colleagues and they both thought it was hilarious!
Given that I'm one of Her Majesty's subjects residing in the U.S., what am I missing with this Bo Jiden joke?
Would you please play the following jingles?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I think it's because Bojangles.
Maybe that's what tickles the funny bone a little bit.
Moving the two first letters is common.
It's funny.
Would you please play the following jingles?
Jill Abramson, vocal fry, shut up already, it's science, Fauci wheeze, followed with a boost, and a massive Jobs karma, the Pelosi-Trump-Joe variety.
Yes, that's also commonly known as the Jobs karma.
You know, obviously, I read the New York Times, like, all day long, mainly on my iPad app.
Psh!
Shut up already!
It's science!
You've got...
Karma.
Hell yeah.
Sir Woodrow is in Sioux Falls.
Also gives us a row of ducks.
Although this row is one duck shorter.
2222.22.22.
Associate Executive Producership.
Sioux Falls, South Dakota.
Happy Groundhog's Day.
What?
Is today Groundhog Day?
No, I think it's coming.
It's in February.
Sir Woody, Baron of Blood Run, will turn three-quarters of a century on 2222.
Holy moly.
This mandates a line of ducks, but is really a line of groundhog monks.
Yes.
Look closely.
With heads bowed for the No Agenda anthem.
No jingles, no karma.
Cheers, Sir Woodrow.
Bob R. Bob R. Bobber by B-O-B-R. Hey, Sir Woodrow, happy birthday, man.
That's phenomenal.
Cammie Parker's next up.
And last, by the way, is our final associate executive producer for show 1420, 1421?
Yep, 1421.
Cammie Parker in Hooper, Utah.
200.
About two years ago, my brother Nick Nygaard hit me in the mouth and now I'm hooked.
Please wish Nick a happy 41st birthday on the 30th and call him out as a douchebag for not donating.
Love you guys.
Cammie Parker Hooper, Utah.
Or Cammie Parker Hooper, Utah.
Thank you, Kimmy.
That's it.
That's our group of well-wishers, producers, executive producers, and associate executive producers to be specific for show 1421.
We thank these producers not only with just a thank you, but with a credit.
And these are real credits.
They are recognized even by Hollywood.
Go look at IMDB. You'll see many people who are using their no-agenda executive or associate executive producer credits.
You can use them for many things.
LinkedIn is good.
LinkedIn, you might want to put it in your Tinder or your Grindr profile.
Either one may work.
Let us know.
Because it works.
People seem to get benefit from it.
It also feels good.
You know, you can say, hey man, I actually did an executive producership once on a real show with over a million people.
Yeah, that'll be impressive.
So I said on one of the shows that I accept anyone who invites me to join their network on LinkedIn, and I got about 50 people.
Oh, really?
And they all had the same note.
Hey, I heard you're taking anyone.
Yeah.
IGM. Cool.
You are just taking everyone.
We also will thank people later on who came in under these executive and associate executive producer levels.
But man, do we appreciate it.
We got some good ones today.
If you'd like to be an exec, go to this website.
And continue to support the Value for Value No Creepy Advertising Money Show.
Our formula is this.
We go out, we hit people in the mouth.
We just talk about podcasting briefly, because the storm is everywhere.
Yeah.
What's podcasting?
ABC News.
Joni Mitchell is standing with fellow singer-songwriter Neil Young, announcing on her website that she will...
Hold on a second.
She's standing?
Joni Mitchell is standing with fellow singer-songwriter Neil Young announcing on her website that she will also pull her music from Spotify.
Earlier this week, Young removed his music from the platform saying that Spotify podcaster Joe Rogan was spreading misinformation about the COVID-19 vaccine.
It is unclear when Mitchell's songs will be removed from Spotify.
It's really interesting.
What is going on here?
So first of all, we have these people who don't really, as far as I know, don't own the rights to their songs.
Neil Young doesn't own the rights to his catalog anymore.
He sold it to a company that's a BlackRock company.
He sold half of it.
Okay, he sold half of it.
Fine.
He doesn't control the publishing.
He doesn't control this anymore.
I'm not sure about Jonah Mitchell.
Or Joni Mitchell.
Spotify.
Perfect Spotify.
I mean, that is the exact right response from a CEO. Oh, boom.
Take it off right away.
Done.
I mean, sorry, Neil.
Didn't want to hurt your feelings.
Then we get to Joni Mitchell.
It's like, wow, really?
But now...
This was funny.
I can't believe that this happened.
Barry Manilow.
This is a real news report.
Barry Manilow says, I heard a rumor about me on Spotify.
I'm not taking my music off.
No, no, no.
I'm still on Spotify.
Yeah, this is funny.
By the way, there's a very good...
You know, we both have our issues with the length of a Glenn Greenwald column.
But Greenwald took to task...
Neil Young and Joni Mitchell.
If anyone follows or go greenwall.substack.com, you should read this.
It is a beautiful column.
What's the crux?
They're a bunch of douchebags for doing this.
What kind of free speech advocates are...
And then he goes after the entire liberal classes.
What all of a sudden?
When did these free speech advocates all of a sudden become censorship morons?
But he did a very good job of it.
Brene Brown, who has a Spotify exclusive podcast, i.e.
she was paid and is paid, announced this morning she is pausing her Spotify exclusive podcasts.
Pull her.
What?
Pull her.
Get her off.
Kick her off.
Avoid the contract.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So she's trying to get it started from the other direction.
Tedros!
We must end the infodemic.
Can you imagine?
I gotta talk to Joe about that.
How does that feel, man?
When Tedros says you're no good.
I mean, that's...
That's hilarious.
But what's really interesting is that there's this ongoing, just threads and threads, and of course I'm always tagged in it.
Twitter is ruined when someone tags you in some bullshit thread.
And you can try to mute this conversation, but then there's four sub-threads that keep flowing.
Have you ever had this problem?
Yeah, I always type in, take me off this thread.
It usually goes away.
I write a complaint to the guy who started it.
It's just rude, people who do this.
Like, I'm going to tag Adam Curry because he'll want to see what I have to say to all these people.
No, please don't.
It's an inbox for me, not an in-thread box.
But everyone says, oh, Spotify can't.
Well, they will.
Maybe they won't.
Let me tell you something.
Nothing's going to happen.
There's no...
Wait a minute.
I would advise you to read the Greenwald column.
He has the theory, when it was all said and done, that this is not the ending of a censorship kind of a fad.
He thinks it's the beginning.
He thinks this is just going to get worse.
And he has some logic to it.
You mean...
Very good.
Okay, but worse meaning what?
It's worth the weekend of reading to get through this column.
Yeah, but you have to do a little more TLDR. I mean, this is the problem.
If you can't explain the column, it was no good.
I'm sorry.
I did explain it.
No!
It's just the beginning.
It's just the beginning.
No, that's his conclusion.
Right.
That's not about the column.
Okay.
He concludes at the end, after, I think it was in the fifth hour of the read, he concludes at the end, in fact, this is the first column, he actually has a disclaimer at the beginning, saying it's long.
Oh, jeez.
Really now?
Yeah.
Warning, this is going to be long.
You will be a year older.
You'll be celebrating another birthday by the time you get through with this.
Hmm, okay.
I don't see Spotify doing anything.
And if we're talking about this is just the beginning, well, the only thing left to censor is podcasts.
Well, he's talking about the beginning of the whole censorship nuttiness that's going on.
I understand.
But the only thing left to censor is podcasts.
What else is there?
Substack.
They're obviously going to go after Substack.
Yeah, Substack guys are standing firm.
I will predict right now they're going to go after their payment processor.
You watch.
And that's the only thing?
Stripe.
Is it Stripe?
Yeah, for Substack.
They could go after them.
Has Stripe deplatformed people before?
I think so.
Are you sure?
Yeah, pretty sure.
Okay.
They wish they had enough customers.
Yeah, but Stripe is MasterCard on the back end, I think.
Yeah, that's where the real problem is.
Yeah, that's where the problem comes in.
And Visa, those two guys.
Now, if true, because here's what I liked about Spotify CEO's original answer to when this all started.
He said, if I were to do that, to take Joe Rogan down or take an episode down, then I could take down half of my catalog.
Because listen to the songs.
Have you heard any hip-hop these days?
You could probably take it all down.
Yeah, it's pretty rude.
And he has a very good point.
The only way Spotify could be forced, and audio is that that's their vision.
This is the CEO's vision statement.
We will be all things audio.
It's flawed and clouded, but okay.
We'll be all, Ed, you come to audio for us for everything.
Audiobooks, music, podcasts, we have it all.
I don't think that's a very good strategy.
I think it's a pipe dream.
In reality, people like to use different services, different apps.
It's just what it is.
Otherwise, then Roku would be the boss, which it's not.
Stock price.
That's the only place it could be hit.
So if you get a radical investor who starts doing something weird or they go full-on shorting, it would be a lot of money and work Just to knock Joe Rogan off, that makes no sense.
Rogan would be just as big outside.
He probably has a pay-or-play deal so that whatever they paid him or whatever they're going to pay him over the years, he'd just probably have to pay him out.
He wouldn't bother him that much.
Yeah, but Spotify would lose face.
It would lose everything.
They would.
Spotify would not be deemed a safe place to put your podcast, which it's not.
No, the whole thing is...
But Neil Young should be ashamed of himself.
And by the way, we have a...
Is that Neil Young clip going to play at the end of this show?
Yes, yes.
I have to mention something.
I forget.
All right, well, I'm going to play a little bit of it then with what you're going to say.
It's worth it.
Go ahead, Neil.
Should I say it before you play?
Oh, you know what?
Should I play a little bit?
Nah, let's taint the audience.
Let's taint them.
Give it to them.
Let them hear it right away.
It seems, and I never noticed this before, but the guy who does this parody song after the end of show mix, he's doing Neil Young, but it's funny how very close to Neil Young that Herbert the pervert, the perverted guy that's always trying to get Chris in the bed, he sounds just like him.
So now I can't listen to Neil Young without hearing Herbert the pervert.
The Family Guy character in his singing.
You can listen to it.
You can tell me.
See if you agree.
I am compliant.
I do what government tells me to do.
I don't step out of line.
Authority so fine.
Always happy about a new mandate.
He's in there.
Herbert's in there.
Herbert's in there.
By the way, I meant to say taunt me, and somehow I said taint me.
This is a problem.
Yeah, you did say taint.
I don't know what...
I mean, I think the usage could be twisted to actually have it be correct, but I'm thinking, jeez, what's he got on his mind?
I don't know.
I need help.
I need help.
This is very wrong.
What's going on with me?
Oh, man.
Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh.
Okay, let's see.
We left off with some climate change.
That's what I wanted to play for you.
Two climate change things which were notable.
A federal judge has rejected plans to lease millions of acres in the Gulf of Mexico for oil drilling, saying it would be too damaging to the environment.
The sale of those leases had generated more than $190 million until environmental activists sued to stop it.
The Interior Department is now reviewing the decision to see if there's any way to salvage the plan.
I guess that just makes everything more expensive.
Oh yeah, that's the idea.
Jack up the price.
What is oil at now?
Has it hit 100 yet?
It's got to hit 100.
No, I don't know if it's going to make it.
It seems to be stalling.
Will it pull back?
You think it'll pull back?
Because this is killing everybody.
Well, technically it should, but I don't see any evidence of it, at least in the short term.
Hmm.
Everyone is kind of holding their breath in Texas.
We had another 25 degrees below zero.
Luckily, we didn't have...
Below zero.
25 degrees, I'm sorry.
That is below freezing.
It's cold.
Luckily, we didn't have any of the mess that's happening with the bomb cyclone on the East Coast.
Bomb cyclone.
I have the weather.
Play the report.
Let's do that.
Weather.
Oh, weather?
No.
Weather.
No, it's not under weather.
What?
I'm looking at W. I see no weather.
I bet you something else.
Oh, bad weather.
Hello.
Bad weather.
Top of the list, bottom of the list.
A nor'easter is walloping mid-Atlantic and New England states with heavy snow and whipping winds.
Bruce Kahnweiser is in New Jersey.
More than a foot of snow had blanketed the region by Saturday morning.
Forecasters say some areas could see as much as 18 inches before the storm pushes through the northeast.
Some inland areas could also see a foot or more of snow before it's all over.
Officials throughout the region have declared states of emergency.
New Jersey Governor Phil Murphy urged drivers to stay off the roads, and commercial vehicles have been banned from the interstate highways.
You got the voice.
I like it when they do the bomb cyclone better.
Sounds much scarier.
Sounds scarier.
Ooh.
So everyone's kind of holding their breath here in Texas.
Oh goodness, what's going to happen?
Is our grid resilient and is...
Listeners of this program who were listening last year doing the Snowmageddon will know this was completely avoidable.
It was, in essence, Enron tactics.
It was a scam.
Enron tactics.
People trading energy and not taking into account that you might have to start something up at a loss just in case.
But no, no, no, no.
The Democrat Party wants to replace our grid because we're a bunch of dumb hicks in Texas.
Governor Abbott completely covering it up.
I'm not voting for that guy.
Get out, douche.
I'm really mad about how he covered up for these a-holes.
And now...
The story is, well, you know, we ran out of gas because everything froze and we didn't know and, of course, had nothing to do with them keeping something warmed up and good to go, even at a potential loss.
But no, it was the gas.
So we have to come up with a solution for that.
Oh, boy, this is a doozy and I think I know exactly where it's headed.
The top executive in charge of the Texas Power Grid wants to create a special gas desk at ERCOT to monitor the supply of natural gas to power plants statewide.
ERCOT interim CEO Brad Jones talked about that plan today, speaking at an energy forum in Dallas.
He says ERCOT needs to get more advanced warning of gas supply issues.
In an interview with our senior investigative reporter Scott Friedman, Jones said in one case last fall, ERCOT was not notified of maintenance work on a pipeline connected to a power plant that was needed to supply extra power.
So I'm going to tell you what I think is going to happen with this gas desk.
Why do they call it a gas desk?
You know why?
Because it'll soon be a trading desk.
They're going to create a secondary market for gas before it gets sold to the electric plants.
It's so obvious.
They're just creating more opportunities.
Enron came out of Texas.
They're here.
They're here.
They never left.
Why would they?
They just split off.
A few guys got thrown in jail.
One died.
One committed suicide.
Well, it's happening.
Luckily, today, I think we're getting pretty far on my whole house generator.
Oh, that's right.
It should have been in by now.
Yeah, you're telling me.
But now the propane is there.
We got all that ready.
Now we're just reconfiguring.
Propane prices have gone through the roof, too.
Oh, oh.
I have a 1,000-gallon tank.
Do you know what it costs to fill that up?
I don't want to know.
Okay.
Well, actually, I do want to know.
Oh, okay.
$2,200.
So it's $2.20 a gallon of propane?
Mm-hmm.
Hmm.
It's high.
I'll say.
But it used to be.
It wasn't used to be 95 cents?
Oh, yeah.
This is at least three times the price.
Maybe even a little more.
Three times.
Yeah.
At least three times.
Yeah.
Thanks, Joe.
I'm just going to blame Joe.
He signed all the executive orders.
He's the one who's changed the whole structure.
He signed the executive orders.
Douche.
Let's have some more windmills.
Hey.
Put grousing and put a windmill up.
This doesn't really fit anywhere, but I probably should have played it along with the playbook of the 1919 flu.
The playbook.
The race riots.
Just by coincidence, this clip from Chicago.
The first phase of a plan to make Chicago Area Expressway safer is now complete.
The Illinois State Police installing license plate meat.
What are you laughing about?
I don't know.
I think it was some other gaffe.
Oh, somebody else came off as something.
Yeah, yeah, before.
They threw it to him.
Yeah, yeah.
It's like, alright, Jane, you ignorant slut.
The first phase of a plan to make Chicago area expressways safer is now complete.
The Illinois State Police installing license plate reader cameras on expressways in an effort to help state police solve shootings and carjackings.
In phase one, 99 cameras were put up along the Dan Ryan Expressway.
Another 200 cameras will be installed on city expressways over the next year.
State police say the cameras will not be used to catch speeders.
The project is financed through a $12.5 million grant following passage of the Tamara Clayton Expressway Camera Act.
Yeah, baby.
We'll be able to see those race riots in real time on the cams.
The camera act.
Give me a break.
They won't be used to catch speeders, my ass.
They're spying.
They're just spying.
Of course they are.
They like that.
China.
Speaking of spying.
China.
All participants at the Beijing Olympics are required to download an app for COVID health monitoring.
So they looked at the app.
It turns out it is continuously uploading everything the owner is saying at all times to a server in Beijing.
Where'd that report come from?
Let me see.
It's not.
This is according to sources, by the way.
Sources familiar with the Olympics say.
It's funny.
Yeah, it is funny.
Let's go to a couple of clips about...
We're supposed to do this every show, the anti-work clips.
Yes!
Okay, good.
Because I had some anti-work stuff in the newsletter.
And this is a woman...
I have it down as Doreen Ford, and this play, and this I believe is from NPR, this is Doreen Ford, about anti-work.
Over 1.6 million subscribers.
Joining me now is the person who operates this anti-work.
This is Fox News' Jesse Waters.
Yes, this is Fox News, Jesse Waters, NPR. I don't know.
Same thing.
Stop!
Jesse Waters is nothing like NPR. I want to say a couple of things.
I don't like Jesse Waters.
He's got that, he thinks he's funnier than he is.
He's always got that coy look.
I'm coy.
I got a coy thing going on.
And they gave him an anchor spot.
He was good as a second banana.
Guy was funny.
Go do stuff in the street.
And now he's like, he thinks he's like, I don't know who he thinks he's like, but he thinks he's, he glosses over, he makes fun of people in the middle of the interview when he could be grilling them.
It's just, I'm not a big fan.
I'm not a fan either.
I usually catch the last five minutes of his show because I tape a little bit more for Tucker to see what his producers have taken out of our show notes and our clip list.
Just to keep track.
Usually quite a bit.
And I would say very coincidental that we did all the anti-work stuff, boom, right away.
I even got people emailing me saying, hey, you know, Fox, they're literally taking your topics.
I'm like, good.
No one can do it like us.
And yes, the thing that bugs me the most about Jesse Waters is, yeah, it's over a part of the tilt, is what we say in the old country.
He's been lifted up so high on the horse, he fell off on the other side.
Yeah, there's that.
And then at the end he goes, remember, I'm Waters!
This is my world!
That's just a little creepy.
That's kind of a Bill O'Reilly sign-off that no one needs.
Yeah, the O'Reilly influence at Fox is still there.
So, to set it up, this is the person who runs the anti-work Reddit, the subreddit.
The Reddit, yes, exactly.
My work group, Doreen Ford.
Alright, so Doreen, why do you like the idea of being home, not working, but still getting paid by corporate America?
Yeah, so this is a misconception about the movement.
So we're a movement where we want to reduce the amount of work that people feel like they're forced to do.
And so we want to still put in effort, we want to put in labor, but we don't want to necessarily...
Be in a position where we feel trapped.
You just quoted from Office Space where that person feels very trapped in their job.
I think we're calling for a society where there's less of that.
But yeah, absolutely, people still want to do things.
They just want to do things where they feel rewarded and they feel like they're in a good spot in their life and that their job respects them and stuff like that.
You know, there's varying.
So you're right.
It's too bad that this otherwise brilliant interviewee A dude named Doreen is...
It's too bad Jesse Waters, because Jesse's making faces.
He's already, like, you know that he's...
Rolling his eyes.
Rolling his eyes.
Doing that jerk-off sign with his hands.
Yeah, whereas if you really ask this person some things, we could learn a lot...
I think it would be a lot funnier, honestly, if he had just taken it seriously and addressed the person seriously.
Wait, I'm in total agreement.
He, uh...
This is like a gold mine to have this guy in.
Yes.
It's Noodle Boy on steroids.
Well, on meth.
Or not on steroids.
Magnified.
Noodle Boy magnified.
But it's like an opportunity, but instead of seeing it as an opportunity, it just uses it as a moment of ridicule that is not doing the audience any good.
It's...
And this is the reason...
In fact, this interview, or non-interview, is just one of the reasons I think Jesse Waters is not somebody...
Do you think...
Well, he must have signed a multi-year deal for that slot, because I don't give this show very long.
I'm telling you, the audience they'd built up around that slot is all the funny, bubbly people, you know, cool, kind of you get Lawrence in from time to time, you get Pete, you know, just different people mix it up.
It's kind of a throwaway hour, but it's cute to have on in the background.
This requires work and looking through his ridicule.
He's smug.
Smug.
There it is.
Smug.
Smug is the word.
He's smug.
And condescending.
Yes.
He's smondescending.
That their job respects them and stuff like that.
You know, there's varying...
So, Doreen, you're not being forced to work.
This isn't slave labor.
You've applied for a job.
You've agreed to the terms and conditions of the employment.
And, you know, you can walk away from that job at any time and quit, so I don't understand really what this is about, except it sounds like maybe people are just being lazy.
Are you encouraging people to be lazy?
So I think laziness is a virtue in a society where people constantly want you to be productive 24-7, and it's good to have rest.
That doesn't mean you should be resting all the time or not putting effort into things that you care about.
What do you think is a good work day?
How many hours is a solid work day in your ideal society?
Yeah, okay.
Now, this, of course, is a specious question because what kind of work are we talking about?
And some people like to work 16 hours a day.
Yeah.
I like to work a lot.
I work all the time.
So this depends on the person.
But instead of getting to the sociology behind all this, which is really kind of fascinating as we've uncovered, We get nothing.
We get nothing.
But, you know, here we go with part two.
Sure.
I mean, I think as much as people want.
I mean, I personally work.
I have like a 20, 25-hour work weeks, which I think is fairly good.
So I would like less work hours.
And what do you do, Doreen?
I'm a dog walker.
You know, when I saw this the first time, I can't help, I have to be honest, when he said I'm a dog walker, just Jay popped into my head.
Yeah.
Just all of a sudden, like, oh, I wonder if Jay's like that.
She would like to work less, less than 25 hours.
Well, in fact, as a dog walker, she'd be glad to work more.
She's not a dog walker anymore.
She's now an office manager.
Oh.
Is she hating it compared to dog walking?
Yes.
She hates it compared to dog walking.
I'll bet.
I'll bet.
Because dogs are easier to deal with.
She has to collect money and she has to bother people.
They pay their bill.
You know, that kind of thing.
Oh, annoying.
But no, the dog walking, she says, is much better.
And definitely healthier.
Yes!
Oh, she was walking 15 miles a day when she was a dog walker, and now she sits on her ass.
No, I'm walking two miles a day with our dog, and I have to eat twice as much almost just to not have to fall off.
It's crazy.
Oh, I'm a dog walker.
A dog walker.
Okay.
Yes.
And how old are you, if you don't mind me asking?
Sure, I'm 30.
You're 30.
Okay.
And is there something you want to do besides being a dog walker?
Do you aspire to do anything more than dog walking or is that kind of your pinnacle?
This answer is very similar to answers I've heard posed to this group and younger.
I love working with dogs.
If I had to do this for the rest of my life, I wouldn't be super complaining.
Dogs are wonderful animals.
But I would love to teach.
I would love to work with people and stuff like that.
What would you teach, Dorian?
Philosophy, mostly.
Philosophy.
Philosophy, critical thinking, reason, stuff like that.
Yeah, reason.
Well, I would love to take your class, Doreen.
I would just be taking notes the whole time, and you know what?
A professor's a very similar schedule than something that you're imagining, so I think that actually might work perfectly for you.
Listen, I think this might not be the greatest idea, but who am I to judge?
To each their own, they say.
It's a free country.
Oh, shut up, Waters.
Not everything's free, but it is a free country.
Thank you so much.
We've got to run.
We've got to pay the bills.
Yeah, okay.
Lame interview.
Lame, because it was a perfect, perfect subject.
You could have gotten so much out of this person.
And we might have actually gone down, yeah, learned something.
Because there's clearly, what is it?
And I mean, to me, it's obvious.
I mean, you know what happened here with this entire generation.
You're spoiled.
We spoiled them.
I spoiled them.
You spoiled them.
We spoiled them.
They're spoiled.
They're spoiled by parents.
Spoiled by schools.
Spoiled by...
Spoiled and overprotected.
Yes.
Spoiled by government.
Spoiled by government money.
Spoiled.
There's no downside to life.
No bad news.
Yeah.
And this has got to be predominantly middle class.
Because lower class don't mess around with this.
No.
They know that they're out.
You're on the street.
We haven't got time for this bullcrap.
Where does that leave us?
Because it seems like this administration, for at least the next two, three years, wants to keep going with the handouts.
On deck is still the school loans.
And that was a promise.
That was a campaign promise.
Yeah, and people are still complaining about it, that he hasn't executed it.
Because it was a promise.
Well, then again, the lower classes, or the poor classes, which I'll include some of the black community, which is not exclusive to blacks, to say the least.
No, not at all.
But they're the ones who are being pressured to answer the question, why isn't Joe Biden giving you enough money?
On the street to create the race riots.
The race riots, the 1919 replay book.
Yeah, the playbook.
Playbook race riots.
We've got to come up with the 1919 playbook.
There we go.
PB 1919.
There you go.
Peanut butter and jelly.
Yeah.
All right.
Well, anyway, I had to get that out of the way.
Yeah.
Even though I, unfortunately, I think it'll crop up more, but I don't think I'm going to get good material from Fox because they're...
No.
Oh, my God.
Fox is really bad these days.
It's all...
They're just ridiculing.
They're like a Tim Pool show now.
It's just the same over and over.
This is outrageous.
Oh, this...
Who cares?
They're no better than the rest now.
You know, except they're calling out stuff that I usually agree with, but it's not like they're doing anything functionally.
It's not adding to my life.
There's a random clip, rando clip, that I think was like, wait a minute, Biden's going to run for re-election, Trump's going to run against them.
These guys are acceptogenarians, and we got this situation in Oldster in Italy.
Italy's 80-year-old president, Sergio Mattarella, has been elected to a second term.
He had said he didn't want another term, but earlier today ruling parties asked him to stay on after they failed to agree on a compromise candidate.
I didn't even know the guy was running the place.
At 80.
He probably isn't.
What is going on in the world that we have to have these oldsters running everything?
They're the ones that are read in.
They are meant to shepherd in the Great Reset.
And it's exactly, so you get the old people, you get them shepherding the countries, and then you get the World Economic Forum Global Young Leaders to mess it all up.
Here's our Transportation Secretary, a WEF Global Young Leader, Mayor Pete.
Another thing that is going to take in order to change the trajectory of roadway safety in this country is a single...
Ambitious shared goal.
And today we commit that our goal is this.
Zero.
Our goal is zero deaths.
A country where one day nobody has to say goodbye to a loved one because of a traffic crash.
I understand the scale of the challenge and the ambition represented by that goal.
And I understand that we may not get there during my tenure as secretary.
But the decision to commit to that goal in a serious way at a national level changes the way cities and towns design roads.
It changes the ways companies build cars.
It changes the way people drive them.
My goodness!
How crazy is this?
Zero deaths.
Yeah, we're going for a zero carbon.
Look, you're going to succeed with zero deaths because there will be no cars to drive.
There will be no gas and there will be no electricity with your zero carbon.
Zero carbon, zero deaths, zero fun.
That's the message.
I find it to be peculiar.
Again, this is just part of that same trend that we spotted where all these kids don't want to work or do anything.
There's zero, again, it's overprotection.
You can't have zero car deaths.
You could, I suppose, just make everyone drive at one, two, three miles an hour.
Well, this is clearly going to drive towards AI. That's what it is.
You get your car, you hook it up to the track or whatever it is, and then it'll drive you because you're too stupid and you're too dangerous.
And I think that cars in general are falling out of favor.
How many young people do you know who don't even drive?
I know plenty.
Plenty of them.
Yeah, don't even drive.
And they don't think much of a car.
No.
No.
The car culture, I've never seen a thing go so quick, especially in California.
California was car culture country.
Yes.
People don't care.
You know, you have a nice shiny new car or just wash your car.
It's like, you know, whatever.
Your car's all muddy.
Yeah, okay.
Well, what am I supposed to do?
It's muddy.
Mud gets on it.
Okay.
Yeah.
Well, I don't know.
This is all part of the Build Back Better plan, although this is part of the transportation plan over a trillion dollars.
And so I guess the way we're going to do this, we force the manufacturers to put in breathalyzers.
I think there's also talk of to see if the car will be analyzing if you're too stressed.
Yeah, you're not getting in a car anymore.
You're getting into a lie detector.
Yes, yes.
Light detector on wheels.
Ooh, I like that.
And, of course, the president went out to sell the Build Back Better infrastructure.
Hilarious.
This had to be Trump pulling that bridge down.
That was just too cool.
Tonight, a terrifying morning commute in Pittsburgh.
A lot of screaming and static on the phone stating the bridge fully gave out unknown injuries.
A bridge suddenly collapsing just before 7 a.m.
with five cars and this bus plunging with it.
Two very loud booms woke us up, 6.30, 6.45.
The house shook a couple times.
First responders racing to the scene, forming a human chain, pulling people off that partially crushed bus.
A driver and two passengers on board, Daryl Luciani, was behind the wheel.
As I was driving across it, in my mind, I knew the bridge was collapsing.
I could just feel it.
The bus was bouncing and shaking.
I was just happy that the bus finally came to a stop and everyone seemed to be okay.
Amazingly, no one was killed and just 10 people suffered minor injuries.
Officials say it could have been a lot worse.
Snow delayed schools for two hours and traffic was light at the time of the collapse.
The Pennsylvania Department of Transportation telling us 14,500 vehicles travel over the bridge daily.
The overall condition of the 52-year-old structure was listed as poor during its last inspection in September.
I walked under it all the time and saw the rust and decay, and that's pretty typical in Pittsburgh.
The collapse came just hours before President Biden visited the city to highlight his $1.2 trillion bipartisan infrastructure law.
Now, if I were the president or his handlers, I don't know, man.
Sure, he needs the teleprompter.
Sure, you know, the staging, everything was set, the sound, the press was positioned.
But crap, don't you go to the site of that bridge and say, at least say, this is what I'm, you elected me to fix this, or anything like that?
Why didn't they do that?
Well, you're asking the wrong guy.
Yes, but I mean, if we were advising the Curry-Devorak Consulting Group, I think that would have been top of our ideas.
Can you get the prompter there?
Because I can't say.
It's not the right time of day.
Well, that must prove that it has to be completely managed and scripted, otherwise the president, he can't improvise that way, I guess.
Well, not unless they got him all jacked up on Benny's.
Yeah, but they didn't do it.
I just don't get it.
I mean, that's the presidential thing to do.
I agree with you, 100%.
It's like an opportunity.
It's a canard!
Yeah.
It's perfect.
It's a canard.
Here's an interesting clip.
This is about...
Alex Jones lost his case about Sandy Hook and these people sued him.
Do we know what that means?
Does he have to pay money or what happens?
They're in that process now.
But something keeps cropping up that they got his lawyer sanctioned by the judge.
And I had to listen to this in two or three.
I still don't know what it's about.
Listen to this carefully.
It has to do with the lawyer kept bringing up something about somebody in Jones' entourage getting a hold of Jones' phone or something.
Listen, see if you can figure this out.
A Connecticut judge has formally reprimanded an attorney representing conspiracy theorist Alex Jones.
As Connecticut Public Radio's Frankie Graziano reports.
Jones is being sued by families of victims killed in the Sandy Hook Elementary School shooting for alleging it didn't happen.
The Infowars host has already lost the case, but it continues as his attorney can argue damages.
Judge Barbara Bellis formally reprimanded attorney J. Marshall Wollman in a ruling Friday.
She says Wollman exceeded the bounds of acceptable behavior by an attorney.
During the deposition, he kept asking a man who used to work for Jones if he'd looked through emails on his phone for references to Sandy Hook.
An attorney representing Wollman said he'd just been trying to get an answer on the record, but Bellis rejected that.
The reprimand goes into Woolman's disciplinary record.
Hmm.
Isn't that a peculiar, and the fact that they play this on NPR? Yeah, why would that be a thing?
Why would that be a thing?
What's it really about?
And who is this person that worked at Jones' operation, which I guess, we have to assume he was the spook.
And he was spying on Jones while working for him.
Everybody got deposed though.
Yeah, but this one guy seemed to be the target of the lawyer's questioning, which is, why did you get a look at Jones' phone, looking for Sandy Hook stuff, and saying, I can't answer that.
And then, yeah, you're a bad lawyer for asking, and it's the same thing.
What pops into my mind, seeing as Alex Jones was also interrogated by Der Star-Chamber of the January 6th Commission, And they, from what I read, had text messages of his.
So just hearing that, the first thing that pops up in my mind is somehow they want to connect this to January 6th.
Well, that's a long shot.
Just because of the text messages and if someone had seen it, yes, I'm shooting from the hip.
From the shoulder.
No, if it's from the shoulder, I'm hitting you right between the eyes.
If it's from the hip, I can't guarantee.
Can't guarantee.
Hey, remember the crazy governor in West Virginia, the guy with the bulldog?
Yeah, I mistakenly said when I posted it on No Agenda Social that he was from Virginia and I got excoriated by the crowd.
And the crowd mobbed you.
Yeah.
Here's the latest, you know, as...
Well, wait, not everybody knows this.
You might as well tell the whole story.
I had a clip of it, but it's unclippable.
The governor of West Virginia held up his bulldog backwards, back-assward, showed his butt and said, yeah, Bette Midler can kiss this because Bette Midler...
Well, I guess I don't have to play the clip now, do I? Oh, is the clip, describe it?
Yes!
Oh, okay, I'm sorry.
Come on, play it.
West Virginia State of the State speech yesterday.
Unexpected end, emphasis on end.
Governor Jim Justice held up an English bulldog named Baby Dog with this message for West Virginia's critics.
They told every bad joke in the world about us.
And so from that standpoint, Baby Dog tells Bette Midler and all those out there, kiss her hiney.
I don't know if I needed to see that.
But there is a backstory, if you'll allow this.
Oh, rimshot.
Okay, this was a reference to a December tweet from singer and actress Bette Midler who slammed West Virginia Senator Joe Manchin for not supporting President Biden's Build Back Better plan.
And she wrote that Manchin wants us all to be, quote, just like his state, West Virginia, poor, illiterate, and strung out.
Yikes.
Mm-hmm.
She later apologized for that remark, but I guess Baby Dog does not accept that apology.
That's what I thought.
Can you imagine what Baby Dog is thinking?
Is this room full of people applauding at the back end of the business end, as it's known, of an English Bulldog?
I don't want to think about it.
So, I was actually going to set it up by explaining he's used the bulldog before.
Oh, yeah?
Yeah, we played clips of him when the baby dog says, get vaccinated.
Something like that.
Baby dog.
But what was, to me, is just the disdain, the dismissal, the dismissiveness of Towards the governor because, of course, he's crazy, but they don't take anything serious.
On one hand, they're saying, oh, because of Manchin not voting for the filibuster, this is the end of democracy!
But yet they don't take him seriously when people are saying, hey, we're just sick and tired of your crap.
Kiss my dog's butt.
Then all they can do is just laugh about it and make puns.
Nothing is serious anymore, John.
No one is doing the work.
Well, that's for sure.
Why bother?
You get paid the same amount.
Whether you do the work or not.
I have the little short clip because this brings to mind a grouse of mine, one of my complaints, my common complaints.
This is a woman.
We should keep an eye on her anyway.
She's the ex-CIA person who got voted into Congress in Michigan.
Slotkin's her name.
Oh, is she the former Pompeo Stoogie?
I don't know what her relationship to Pompeo was.
I thought she was just an analyst.
I was looking for messaging and I couldn't find any.
I was hoping that she'd have something to say.
She seemed pretty just kind of normal, like a normal Michigan woman.
But she did bring this one thing up when she's talking to, on Meet the Press, she's talking to Chip Todd, and they're going back and forth about the two...
She's a Democrat, and she's talking about the Build Back Better bill and how it should be chopped up, and there's a big debate going on, and Bernie was on.
It was a horrible show, but...
Just listen to this because it brings in a grouse of mine that I'm going to comment on.
Look, you're one of, let me get my numbers right here, seven House Democrats, there's just seven, shows you how polarized we are, representing a district that Trump won in 2020.
I want to put together, I want to show you some numbers from independents that we saw on President Biden, that is on the issue of compromise.
Has he been too willing, too unwilling, right balance among independents and A large majority, 55%, believe the president's been too unwilling to compromise.
You're a district that obviously has an independent mind.
You won, Trump won.
Is this what you're hearing?
I do.
I mean, I think that people in general are kind of questioning whether government still works for them.
And so we should be doing a couple of things really, really well and then talking about it over and over and over again so people know we did it.
As opposed to saying we're going to do everything, promising the world, and then not getting all of that done.
People leave feeling like, well, look, my government isn't doing anything for me.
So I think we're in a crisis when it comes to people believing in government.
All right.
So what do you want the president to do in the next six weeks?
Because you could argue that because it's an even number deer, you know this.
Maybe you only have until April 1 to truly get some legislation done.
What should the focus be?
Yeah.
I mean, I think for me, the issues that are always going to resonate, the cost of prescription drugs, right?
Just allow Medicare to negotiate for drug prices.
It was in different versions of bills.
Like, it's a common sense thing.
Yeah.
And that unites progressives.
That's something you just heard Senator Sanders about.
This actually unites the Democratic coalition.
It's not a Democratic coalition, by the way.
It just doesn't make any sense that Medicare can't negotiate drug prices.
President Trump wanted it.
Right.
So let's do that.
Oh, yeah.
So I'm going to ask you.
Mm-hmm.
Why do you need the Build Back Better bill of spending $3 trillion to negotiate for the price of drugs, for Medicare to negotiate for the price of drugs that they're going to pay for?
I believe that is because they will lower the price to the consumer by subsidizing that from the $1.2 trillion Build Back Better bill.
Right.
That was my thesis.
But, in fact, if you just think about it, all they need, because Medicare is run by administrative law, it's not run by, they don't legislate everything they do, they just have an administrative system that says, okay, do this, you can do that.
All they have to do is say, you can go negotiate.
There's no reason for the Build Back Better law for this sort of thing.
And yes, that is the scam behind it, which I believe is the scam, which is that they're not negotiating for anything.
They're just negotiating how much taxpayers' money is going to go straight to the pharma company.
Yes, exactly.
But in reality, they can just simply say, okay, you guys have got the go-ahead.
I don't know why they don't have the go-ahead now.
To just negotiate with the drug companies, period.
Screw the extra money.
Screw the taxpayers' money.
Get better prices.
They get better prices in Canada than we get.
We want the Canadian prices.
Well, I don't understand what you're asking.
You know that it's a scam, and then you're saying, why don't they not be a scam?
Yes.
That's exactly what I'm asking.
Why don't they not be a scam and just negotiate?
Why is this facade of bullshit continuing, and she does the same thing?
Oh, they need to get permission.
Let's pass a $3 trillion bill so they can negotiate.
That's bullcrap.
Well, what is her name?
Slotkin.
Slotkin.
Let's see.
You know, I look at her.
I try to get the goods on her.
She doesn't have...
I mean, she's an admitted CIA person, so there's that.
But she's not on the Council of Foreign Relations.
She's not on a lot of stuff.
And by the way, people should go Council of Foreign Relations roster and just go through the alphabet.
It's amazing who's in there.
It's amazing.
Every time I go through that, the S's are phenomenal.
The people just go to S. It's amazing that we're not in it.
There's so many people in there, and we should almost be in there.
Don't you think?
No.
Because it's very obvious that everybody in there serves a purpose.
And they all serve the purpose of the globalists.
We have zero...
I mean, none of the Hursts are in it, for example.
There's a number of people that you can just see that, but there's a lot of actors in there, a lot of actresses, but they all serve the purpose of globalism.
Globalism, we have to remember that the Council on Foreign Relations is the equivalent of the Rhodes side in England, the Rhodes Scholars and all that.
This is all set up by Cecil Rhodes, who was a...
Rhodesia.
We've all heard of that.
He was a globalist.
He was the one who invented the idea that we should all be one happy family.
And they have these outlets all over the place that serve that function.
Soros is on the CFR. And so is his kid.
Yeah, I think Alex is running the show now.
It's not George.
This has got to be Alex.
He lives in Austin, by the way.
Oh, go by and say hello.
Yeah, okay.
I'm not going to do that.
I'm going to show myself old by donating to No Agenda.
Imagine all the people who could do that.
Oh yeah, that'd be fun.
Yeah, on No Agenda in the morning.
Well, we do have a few people to thank for show 1421.
By the way, if you go down and say hi, I'd also go say hi to Inman.
I think he's still living.
Oh, Bobby Inman.
Bobby Inman, yes.
Good point.
Jessica Sorensen's at the top of our list.
And she's not on the CFR that I know of.
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This is a credit to Ryan Sorensen.
He's the one who's getting credit for this.
Maybe he'll forgive me for missing it on his birthday last week.
And he needs a de-douching.
You've been de-douched.
We'll give him some exit strategy karma at the end.
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As promised, Super Goat Karma.
You've got...
Karma.
Whoops.
Yeah, you cannot interrupt the flow of the final segs, bro!
What do you want?
I want to read a note somebody wrote further down.
This has been bothering me ever since.
Harsh my mellow on that when you do that.
Yeah, you're good at getting back on track.
But this bothers me.
If I can ask anything at John's convenience, could he please explain his controversial opinion of the fax machine?
I was casually reading some Reddit posts about Bitcoin and scrolled down on a comment mentioning John's name and how he was an idiot for his opinion on fax machines.
I thought this was weird and maybe a story of some sort could be behind it.
I don't know what they're talking about.
I have no thoughts on fax machines.
Huh.
Well then, did you get a link to said Reddit post?
This outrageous accusation?
I should have.
Hmm.
Did you do a search if you had maybe written something about it?
I don't write about faxes.
They're old technology before my time.
Well, then this is really...
I understand why you're irked about this, because what's happening is...
You've gone from the mouse thing, which we've been to a million times, it's perfectly valid what you said.
Then there was the cable modem thing, and now they're just throwing shit against the wall and blame me on it.
Oh, man.
Here's another one.
Internal combustion engine, Dvorak poo-pooed that shit.
Here's another one.
Somebody sends me a note this morning showing my letter on the Ars Technic or something.
Yes, I saw that too.
Condemning me, or I'm condemning Joe Rogan or something.
Yeah, it's like, although it does sound like you.
Like, I never really...
You know what?
Read it, read it, read it.
I'm in 100% agreement.
Read it.
It's really good.
Read it.
I don't have it in front of me.
Do you have it?
Read it.
You can read it in my voice.
I don't have it in front of me, but I know exactly what it said.
It said, Joe Rogan, I find it very strange that he went from somewhat awkward, socially awkward host of Fear Factor to 100 million man at Spotify, kind of insinuating some kind of intelligence, spookiness.
And like, that could have been John, but it would have said Mark Pugner.
I mean, we all know that you never put John C. Dvorak there.
It was also J.C. Dvorak, and I know you would never, never use that in a forum.
I never have.
No, no.
But he's got the right moniker for me, too.
Grouchy old guy.
Yes.
Grouchy old ex-columnist.
I know.
It was very believable.
How does that guy sound?
He might be a good standard.
I was thinking of that, yeah.
Hey, buddy, you want to write some columns for me?
Hey, buddy, want to do a podcast?
Just kidding.
Here's our birthday list.
Alex Losch, Losch, Losch, Losch, Losch.
Happy birthday to Blake.
Michigan, Maria Staples.
Happy birthday to her brother Anthony.
Nate Sterling turned 27 on the 27th and we're very pleased for Nate.
We got Ariella Guerrero.
Happy birthday to her amazing husband, Lowell.
Sir Chad Farrow of the Sat Streamers.
Always a Sat Streamer, all right.
Magic number 33 yesterday.
Happy birthday, Sir Chad.
Always promoting everything all the time.
Cammie Park.
Happy birthday to her brother, Nick Bygard.
41 today.
Barron, Sir Economic Hitman, turns 33 tomorrow on the 31st.
Tara Reese celebrates tomorrow as well and says happy birthday to her mother, Barb, who celebrated...
On January 1st.
And finally, Sir Wardros says happy birthday to Sir Woody Barron of Bloody Run, 75, on February 2nd.
Happy birthday from everybody here at the best podcast in the universe.
Happy birthday, yeah!
No titles, but we do have a couple of Danes to bring up and a couple of Knights, so...
Oh, here we go.
Oh, that's a very nice one.
I'll take that.
Tara, come on up!
Barb, are you watching?
It's your daughter, Barb.
She is right there on the podium.
Frankie?
Come on, Frankie.
Hop up here.
Leah Hoffman and Chuck Hoffman.
Man, we've got...
Wait.
No, no.
These can't be knighted.
Wait.
Hold on a second.
Why are these on the list?
Are they...
It says Leah Hoffman.
I guess they are being knighted today.
I do not question the list.
Neither do I. That's all right, Tara just hopping up again, and Frankie, and Leah Hoffman, and Chuck Hoffman.
We do not question the list.
All of you have supported the Noah Gymnast Show in the amount of $1,000 or more, and even more than that in case of the Hoffman, so we're very proud to pronounce the KD as Dame Tara, watcher of the birds, Dame Frankie, keeper of the holy guacamole.
Sir Joho, the Swazenite Smokin' Hot Wife, and Chuck Hoffman, Sir Charles Skizzo of the Centipede Manor, and Leah Hoffman becomes Dame Leah of the Galactic Dancer.
For you, we've got Hookers and Blow, Rent Boys, and Chardonnay, Armenian Monty and LaMaggio, and a bottle of Veuve Clito, Smoke Flounder, and Cream Cheese Greens, and...
I'm out of breath, but we still have our mutton and mead.
Congratulations to all of you.
Even if you already have a night ring, go and pick up another one, Leah and Chuck.
Go to noagendanation.com slash rings.
Oh, by the way, Eric the Shield said he is sending out...
He has a way to get some rings into Australia.
So we'll see how that does.
Yeah, I doubt it.
Yeah, well, he says he's going to try, and I hope so, because...
You know, people need encouragement.
They need to look forward to something.
They keep blocking all shipments.
It's no good.
Okay, but you're going to start labeling it pro-vaccine documentation.
Material documentation, exactly.
No agenda meetups.
It's not your party.
No agenda meetups.
Yes, we have a full list once again.
A couple of meetup reports.
We got one from Roger Roundy, artist extraordinaire.
He was part of the Stop Karen meetup in D.C. and he had a written report.
The Stop, Karen meetup took place within the Defeat the Mandates march in D.C. on January 23rd.
I want to thank all the fabulous and brave Noah Genders who showed up.
Lorraine and her three whip-smart human resources, James, Emma, and Ashton.
John and Audrey who drove from Asheville, North Carolina.
Mr.
Patrick Flood.
Matt who got hit in the mouth during the Joe Rogan show.
Alex and Abby and a few others whose names I could not recall.
There was a great moment when we were all together as there was so much to see and hear at the event.
A great day, great speakers, a reminder to listeners that it feels good to go out and use humor to piss off all the best people.
Special thanks to Kevin O'Dell who served as official spokeshole to explain to the normies what a Karen is.
Excellent and well done, y'all.
Very good.
Now we have a couple of audio reports.
This is a unique one.
This is a meetup report from the Gun Flight of the No Agenda at the Oak Tree Gun Club.
It's short.
Pay attention.
One, two, three!
And that's the report.
They sent me that a couple different salvos.
Is that a report or a retort?
There you go.
Boom.
Connecticut, the super spreader event meetup.
Hey Adam and John, this is Rob Basshole from episode 1400.
Great turnout today, about 25 people in the morning.
In the morning, John and Adam.
Thank you for your courage.
Yeah!
Adam and John, thank you for your courage.
We love you out here in Connecticut.
We care.
Don't worry, we're still keeping it real.
We promise.
John and Adam, please stop fighting.
It makes me feel uncomfortable.
No agenda, Connecticut.
Hello, John and Adam.
In the morning, it's Amy.
It's my birthday, 33.
I just want to say...
Everything is everything, and it will be okay.
Don't eat me, Joe Biden.
Hey, it's Justin in Connecticut.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Shut up, slave.
It's big time Greg here, and here's your thought of the day.
Take care.
Brush your hair, motherfucking gabagook.
In the morning!
Wow, man.
I don't know.
What do you think?
Trust fund babies, all of them?
Connecticut?
I don't know.
Connecticut, you can tell.
They were drinking.
That sounded good.
Final report.
Copley, Ohio.
Hey, everybody.
This is Sir Real Estate of the North Coast here at the No Agenda Meetup in Copley, Ohio.
It's not Copley, Adam.
It's Copley.
And we're having a great time.
We've got a good group here, probably about 20 people.
I'm going to see how many of them I can get to talk.
So, in the morning to everybody, and here's the rest of the crew.
Hey guys, it's Dave Ashley, Lady of the Lake.
Love you, mean it.
This is Sir Walkman, the Duke of Ohio.
Got a lot of douchebags here.
I'm trying to make them pay tribute, including my daughter.
John and Adam, in the morning to you, the CMS vax mandate is the first and best biggest ploy at nationalizing health care.
Hey, it's Miss B, the bag lady, smoking the copium in Copley, Ohio.
It's Copley Adams.
ITM, B-Words.
Nick Bacone, you got a name right?
Oh, yeah, Liz Bacone.
Hi.
Same tuneses.
Well, those are the only brave people I can get to talk.
There's actually probably about 20 people here tonight.
It was a great night out here in Northeast Ohio.
A lot of snow, but that's okay.
Thanks, everybody.
Have a good night.
Talk to you later.
How much do you want to bet in one month from now?
I still pronounce it Copley, Ohio.
I guarantee you that's not going to stick.
There's a bunch of names we're consistent about.
Yeah, we're consistently wrong.
Here's what's coming up on your No Agenda Meetup calendar today.
The first Rational Dinker Drinkers Club, 6 o'clock at Stodgy's Brewing in Fort Collins, Colorado.
The Three Mile Island Evac Zone kicks off in about 20 minutes at Lydian Stone Brewing, York Haven, PA. The Boneyard, this time with a vengeance.
This time it's personal, 5 o'clock at the Boneyard, Park City, Utah.
That'll be today as well.
Monday, the...
Let me see.
Where are we?
Thursday.
Here we go.
Now, you know, people are putting virtual meetups on the calendar, and I've already said I don't want to do those.
Yeah, Miami, I think, has nixed it.
There shouldn't be any on there.
No, there's two on here.
And I'm just not going to do those because the whole point of the meetup is in person.
It's meeting up.
It's meeting up.
It's in person.
Yeah, I'm sorry.
I know people are like...
But no, no, no, no.
I don't know if they do that, but they do.
Oh, you want to see my emails?
No.
That's right.
You love my emails.
So then we skip to the next show day, which will be Thursday, the Olympic Amygdala Shrinking Meetup, 6.30 at Prost Brewing in Highland Ranch, Colorado.
I mean, we have so much coming up in February.
Houston, San Miguel, and Mexico.
Let's see if we've got any international ones.
We've got Kingston, Jamaica on February 6th.
Yaman!
Yaman!
Oh, I would love to go there.
And of course, on the 14th.
Madison, Tennessee.
That's the big No Agenda Valentine's Day meetup in Tennessee with Adam Curry and The Keeper on roller skates.
The Keeper will not be roller skating.
I, however, will be roller skating.
And if you'd like to visit, attend any of these meetups, or if you want to create one, or if you can't find one at noagendameetups.com, literally sign in, log in, make one.
You'll love it.
People will love you.
It's like a party.
You wanna go hang out with all the nights and days.
You wanna be where you want me.
Triggered or held a claim.
You wanna be where everybody feels the same.
It's like a party.
Alright, ISOs.
How many you got?
I have two, but I played them first last time, so you play them first this time.
What is that all about?
I have one, and it's called Different.
Okay.
I literally feel like I'm a different person.
Yes.
Wow, really long, man.
Yeah.
I think that's too long.
Well, let's see yours.
This is weird.
Okay, boom, that's the one.
Wait.
Yeah.
I also like that one.
No, this is weird.
It's the winner.
It's the winner.
Okay.
Just, you know, grunts and stuff.
Let me...
Okay.
Let me rack that up.
Excellent.
We missed another opportunity.
Something we...
Oh, yeah.
I hate it.
I get so mad.
Why?
Because I'm such an entrepreneur.
And then someone comes along with a product.
I'm thinking...
Man, John and I have talked about this so many times.
We've talked about it.
We've talked about it on the show.
We always said it was a good idea.
And then, once again, we just let it slip.
And now some idiot's gone off and done it, and we're left holding nothing.
Exit strategy of the year.
A lingerie company from Japan is now creating lace underwear for men.
Now, it might sound like a strange idea, but Wackel didn't just jump into the idea blindly.
Don't you remember this?
That was like 12 years ago.
Yes.
But now, and it's a hit.
It's a hit.
Look, they even tested it the way we wanted to.
I think it's a hit in the sense that, what was the actor Sean Penn's bitching about?
That men are getting feminized.
There's no men anymore.
It's terrible.
Yeah, that's why we knew this would be the product.
A blend.
In November, they tested the waters by offering lace boxers on a crowdfunding platform.
It was very popular, earning more than $28,000 in pledges.
I'm telling you, man.
Alright, well, we missed it.
I guess back to the podcast for us.
Lace boxers.
All right, play us out.
I have a couple.
Well, I got...
Okay, let's just play us out with this, with an Assange update and we can go home.
Yes, well, it's time to go home.
A high court in Britain has ruled that the founder of the WikiLeaks organization, Julian Assange, can petition the UK Supreme Court to block his extradition to the US. Here's Villa Marks in London.
The Lord Chief Justice of England and Wales acknowledged Assange's lawyers had raised a valid legal point about the way British judges had received earlier US assurances about his future treatment in an American jail.
The ruling will allow Assange to delay his extradition while he seeks a hearing from the UK's top court.
But such a hearing is not guaranteed.
This was weird.
What do you think that was meant to signal?
Like there's still a way out?
No, I think it meant to signal that he's going to stay there forever.
Yeah, they're not going to be extradited.
For one thing, what are we...
He's not an American citizen.
Why can we extradite him?
For what?
Well, crimes against war crimes.
Espionage.
He's not an American citizen.
What has he done to this country?
He insulted the intelligence community.
Huh?
Well, the point is that...
Yeah, he did.
And, as we know, they have six ways until Sunday to get back at you.
According to Schumer.
Chuck Schumer, exactly.
We have six ways of Sunday to spot the spook.
Right.
Well, I have a feeling we'll be learning a lot of fun things before we hit Thursday's show.
I can just feel it.
They're warming up.
Something's getting ready to blow.
Go truckers!
Across the world!
Maybe if the truckers and lawyers can work together.
And the mothers of truckers.
And the mother truckers are the best.
Up next, we've got a live show on NoAgendaStream.com, just like this one.
Misinformed Nation reviews the No Agenda stream with Booberry, Gwiff, Sir Spencer, and Sir Seatsitter.
Oh man, it's like live aid for the stream.
End of show mixes.
We've got Tom Starkweather.
We've got Larry from That Larry Show.
And we have Rich from Arkansas.
Coming to you from the heart of the Texas Hill Country, FEMA Region No.
6 in the morning, everybody.
I'm Adam Curry.
And from northern Silicon Valley, where I remain.
By the way, the weather here is great.
I'm John C. Dvorak.
Cold here in Texas.
Remember us at thevorak.org slash NA. We'll see you on Thursday.
Until then, adios mofos!
I want to censor I want a silence.
I want to punch Joe Rogan, but I'm way too old.
I was a hippie.
Now I'm just dippy.
My vision's bad, so I eat bread that's got mold.
And I do as I'm told.
I follow science.
I am compliant.
I do what government tells me to do.
I don't step out of line.
Authority's so fine.
Always happy about a new mandate.
And lockdowns are great.
I'm always searching for a new mandate Please give me a new rule that I can obey Don't tell me nothing I don't wanna hear Look at my message, it's crystal clear I like living in fear I close my eyes.
I close my fly.
And if we disagree, I close my mind.
Your damned opinion, it don't mean squat, son.
This ancient hippie has got one thing to teach.
Fuck your free speech.
A group of truckers are protesting a new rule that took effect on the 15th of January.
It requires truckers entering Canada to be fully immunised against the coronavirus.
The United States also imposed the same requirement on truckers entering that country a week later.
And what's interesting about this convoy is it's getting hardly any coverage at all inside of Canada or really anywhere.
It's a near-media blackout, which oddly seems to be the same thing happening in Europe and even here in the States in regards to all of the other protests.
It's a giant convoy of trucks.
We've seen Canada go from a country of Justin Trudeau's promises of sunny ways into dark authoritarian oppression and control.
The small fringe minority...
Of people who are on their way to Ottawa or who are holding unacceptable views that they're expressing, do not represent the views of Canadians who have been there for each other, who know that following the science Police also conceding they're honestly not sure when the protest will end.
Currently, there are events scheduled to happen on both Saturday and Sunday.
We're glad you're here.
Do you need hot pockets?
Hot paws.
I think we're in a dangerous time right now where we're getting stripped of our basic human rights.
It's a matter of choice.
At this point it doesn't matter opinions on vaccinations or not.
That is not why we are here.
What is this about?
I think it's about people coming together and wanting to live free and wanting to be able to make choices.
I've made it this far without getting the facts I'm tense and nervous and I can't relax.
Hell, Fauci just won't roll off my lips.
Now it's time for us to flip the script and say, no vaccine mandate, so test to stay.
B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-better Don't, don't let them change your DNA Ho, ho, ho When this is over We'll all say Fauci better Run run run run Run run run away Oh oh oh oh
Aye aye aye aye aye So sick of this bologna.
CDC lies with hood spa.
Come on, people, think for yourselves.
Don't let them tell you to shut up.
We'll see you next time.
When this is over, we'll all say, Fauci better run, run, run, run, run, run, run away.