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Ooh, baby, this is so much cooler.
Adam Couric, John C. Dvorak.
It's Thursday, January 21st, 2021.
This is your award-winning Gimo Nation Media Assassination, episode 1314.
This is No Agenda.
Resetting the simulation and broadcasting live from Opportunity Zone 33 here in the frontier of Austin, Texas, capital of the drone star state.
In the morning, everybody.
I'm Adam Curry.
And from northern Silicon Valley, where apparently Donald Trump is still president.
I'm John C. Dvorak.
It's Crackpot and Buzzkill in the morning.
Oh, man.
Oh, wow.
This is so interesting.
Why?
Did you read the thing I posted on the NA Social, what actually happened?
No, but let me guess.
Because I... Okay, back up one second and we'll see if this corroborates.
First of all, I haven't contacted anybody who would give me all of these reasons why Donald Trump would be our president today.
I've waited for...
I'm waiting to see if they contact me, and I'm also observing what they're doing in public and what they're saying.
And, oh my goodness, we are going back 15 years in time, and we are now returning...
I can't believe that they're doing this.
We are now returning to the...
The United States was sold, and it turned into a...
Oh, no!
Oh, yeah!
It turned into a corporation, and what happened on...
Oh, yeah.
And what happened on inauguration day was Joe Biden became president of the corporation, which is now surrounded by the military.
Donald Trump will be, after military tribunal trials, will become president of the true United States.
And then he'll get us back on the gold standard and save the world.
That is literally what I'm hearing.
I've heard this from 15 years.
And you know what?
It may all be true.
Your name is an uppercase.
You're a possession of the states.
We've done it all.
Have we not done this all?
Do I have shares or something?
No, you are the actual asset of the corporation of the United States.
That's where we can do all this deficit spending.
Is that where you posted?
No, what I posted was this person.
And by the way, this effort went by.
Eight real cars.
Eight real cars.
Ladies and gentlemen, we have a special economic Zephyr report.
Alert the guys over at CNBC. It looks like Joe Biden is getting us back on track, pun intended.
Bitcoin down and currently at 31,343.
Oh my God!
Woo!
Listen to that horn!
That would have been the equivalent if they had the mail car of a nine-car train.
Anyway.
A nine-car.
Jeez, that's crazy.
Yeah, that's like a holiday train.
It's Operation Warp Speed, baby.
I have no idea why there's so many cars on that train there.
It's a Poe Jiden.
Hello.
So here's how it goes.
What you missed was over the weekend...
Oh, no, I missed something.
Yeah, over the weekend, Biden and a good portion of the senators and all these people, Brian and the rest, were all arrested.
And so it was agreed that because it would be tough on the country to deal with all these arrests and Biden being in jail, that they decided that they'll go through, they'll play the game as though they're running things, but Trump...
Is really in charge.
He's really in charge, and he will resign his office, which he has to do, but that's a fake.
He's still in charge, and these guys are just going to be going through the motions as bullcrap.
Well, this is why I said resetting the simulation, because...
Seriously, 15 years ago, this was the number one, and probably before conspiracy theories were really known as such as conspiracy, and everything became a conspiracy theory.
And I researched this, and this is the kind of stuff that Wesley Snipes went to jail over, because from this you get the logical conclusion that taxation is illegal, and people go to jail for this stuff, whether it's true or not.
People go to jail for it.
Now, there was another data point, is that Biden traveled to the inauguration, not on the traditional military plane, but on a civilian private plane.
And the National Guardsmen during the motorcade all turned their backs.
This is true, actually.
There's video of them all turning their backs on Biden.
So, yeah.
You know what?
Send me a memo when you've got it all figured out.
Because we have other stuff to do.
Now, I do have an epic...
I forgot it.
You know, I forgot all about that corporation nonsense.
And it's like right back in your face.
Yeah.
Here's a...
I think this is just worthy of playing since he's been...
Where's the Kraken, by the way?
Oh, well, the Kraken is here.
The opening of the Alex Jones Show.
This is the end of the country, folks.
And I don't say that to be exaggerating or be mean about it.
You better mark the point.
We got taken over, and then they're going to start the mass re-education, starving everybody out, making you salute them, making you prove to them you're a good little minion to have a job.
This is going to be so humiliating for the American people.
This is going to make Sherman's reconstruction of the South look like a cakewalk, a tea party, an exercise in enjoyment.
I mean, if we ever beat this thing, it'll be in the history of, like, these people were Hitler's.
I mean, this is unbelievable.
It's not like, oh, we're getting there.
It's bad.
Things are out of control.
They've just begun.
They're going to take your pension funds.
They're going to bankrupt.
They're going to cut the power off, the oil off.
They're going to open the borders.
It's over, man.
It's over.
It's all gone.
It's all over.
They're going to activate the Boogaloos, FBI, ADL, terror forces.
They're going to start blowing everything up.
Then they're going to come arrest all the patriots.
The idiots will cheer it.
Then they're going to shut your power off.
They want you starving in the street.
They want to rape your wife.
They're Bolsheviks.
They're Jacobins.
It's all over, man.
All over.
Enjoy all your games.
In fact, America is rotting and deserves it.
The Satanists aren't good.
They're not God.
God just lets them have their way now.
So all your games are over.
All the TV watching, all the laziness, all the slack jawing's over.
It's over!
You're gonna be just like a baby at six months being chopped up in its mother's womb.
You're not a human.
You're not essential.
You're dead.
They're gonna kill you because you don't care.
That sounds like a day wrecker, really.
Wow!
I thought we'd ban that guy, but I'll let him explain.
No, no, no, no.
You can't ban something like that.
That's epic.
And a game.
Yeah, it's totally.
And a game.
Potential ISO. Hold on.
He brought up a topic.
Hold on.
Potential ISO. Potential ISO. Damn, that's a good one.
Well, there's more, so we'll just keep it on deck.
Okay, well, he mentions something.
I have two clips.
Mm-hmm.
Dershowitz has a show on...
Oh, on One American...
No, Newsmax.
Isn't he on Newsmax?
I don't know where he is, but here's an intro to a super clip.
This is Dershowitz.
Oops, hold on a second.
Here we go.
Students at Harvard now want to set up kind of re-education camps and moral rehabilitation centers and institutions for vetting people who had the chutzpah to work in the Trump administration.
Well, I mean, he's saying the same thing as Alex Jones, just a little calmer.
It's the same idea.
Then it goes, well, then who else says it?
Who else says it's the mainstream, all the Democrat outlets and everyone else?
This is not a great super clip because it's too long.
Yeah.
I mean, it's really long because it wasn't tight.
It wasn't done by a guy who knows how to do them right.
But this is the super clip, re-education.
And the question is, how are we going to really almost deprogram these people who have signed up for the cult of Trump?
Experts say they seek cult-like behavior.
We have, there are millions of Americans, almost all white, almost all Republicans, who somehow, I really believe that they have been brainwashed by this misinformation campaign.
So how do you de-radicalize these people?
Joining us now is Steven Hassan.
He's a mental health professional who has been helping deprogram...
Man, if you send these to me next time, I'll cut it up.
I can do that in real time.
It's just, they almost got it right.
...people out of cults for decades.
He's also the author of The Cult of Trump.
There are millions of people who believe that the election was rigged.
How do you begin to deprogram them?
Once we educate them, we coach them on how to interact and empower the person to start thinking for themselves.
I think a lot of people are going to have to be deprogrammed.
We had a program addressing white supremacists.
We had programs, federal programs, that went towards funding organizations like these that de-radicalized people.
And President Trump pulled the plug.
On federal funding for some of these programs.
And so one thing that we know is that we have to get that funding right back up and we probably need to double, triple, quadruple or increase funding for these de-radicalization programs.
We can look to history though.
What ultimately breaks that power structure in the South is enforcement, right?
There has to be consequences.
Wow.
David Atkins is a DNC member as you said.
He's also the leader of the California Democrats.
And he is suggesting that over half our country needs to be reprogrammed.
Not just 75 million people that voted for Trump, but the conservatives in this country.
A Bernie Sanders staffer was caught on undercover camera saying that Trump voters should be sent to re-education camps.
Best be guarded against by creating and establishing re-education centers in the Southwest.
Where we would take all the people who needed to be re-educated into the new way of thinking and teach them.
How things were going to be.
I asked, well, what is going to happen to those people that we can't re-educate, that are die-hard capitalists?
And the reply was that they'd have to be eliminated.
And when I pursued this further, they estimated that they would have to eliminate 25 million people in these re-education centers.
And when I say eliminate, I mean kill.
25 million people.
So part of it is we have to break through our kind of private idea that kids belong to their parents or kids belong to their families and recognize that kids belong to whole communities.
Once it's everybody's responsibility and not just the households, then we start making better investments.
I have decided we really need camps for adults.
No.
Oh, ma'am.
I have a number of clips that play into this because this is incessant.
This actually is quite good.
Even though it was long, it's quite good with just all of the mainstream talking about re-education, reprogramming, camps.
And before you go on, I have to tell you something.
The re-education, apparently, you know, it's catching up to somebody, because I finally got one of the libjos to bet me.
Ah!
What's the bet?
Well, only one of them would do it.
The other one refuses to wager with me, since neither one of them have ever beaten me in five years, or longer, ten, probably.
the bet is the following and it was it it was it was him blowing off steam uh you know trump you know it's just the beginning when trump gets impeached and gets found guilty and then they're gonna they're gonna uncover all this stuff you know it's straight out of alternet and uh he says and he mentions something about a bet and i says okay what's the bet he He says, I said, the Senate will not convict Trump.
It's not possible.
They need 17 Republicans to turn on him, and he's still, no one's in their right mind going to commit that kind of political suicide.
I guess there's three that will do it.
Yeah, Romney.
Romney, Romney for sure.
Yeah.
Ben Sasse and one other.
And then Murkowski or one of those.
I think they're both going to...
Collins, yeah.
All right.
They're going to go...
So he said, okay.
And then he started, I could see it happening, even though it was just over texting.
He said, well, then it's going to have to be two to one.
You have to pay me $200.
What a creep.
And so I said, I thought about it for a minute.
First I tried to get him to, I said, wait a minute, this guy's going to bail for good.
Okay, I'll take the bet.
I'll pay you $200 and you pay me $100.
It's an easy $100.
There's no way this is going to happen.
But these are the same people that are talking about re-educating conservatives.
And they're the ones that need re-education.
Okay, so this is exactly the problem.
Both sides are saying this.
You can't make a supercut out of conservatives saying this.
Because they're not on television.
But I hear the same thing, reprogramming.
Not re-education.
I think that's a very left thing to say.
But deprogramming, reprogramming.
I've heard all of these terms.
And the fact is, everybody needs to deprogram themselves.
And you can do that quite easily.
And I'm going to put together a program.
And I'll probably publish a giblet how you can deprogram yourself no matter what side of the political spectrum you're on.
But let's talk about what we're really dealing with here, because this is just this type of talk when you're in charge and when you have corporations participating in the first half, which is the purge.
We need to purge and separate everybody so that we can then round them up and put them in the camps, whether they're virtual camps or whatever it is.
That's fascism.
It really is.
And a reminder, as we go back to 2005, George Carlin on the Bill Maher Show.
The real looting in this country takes place in the transfer of the wealth from the poor to the rich.
I'm sorry that you don't like class and the truth, my friend, but you're just stuck with it.
And the poor have been systematically looted in this country.
The rich have been made richer under this criminal fascist presidency.
George, I think you know what fascism is.
When it comes to America, it will not be in brown and black shirts.
It will not be with jackboots.
It will be Nike sneakers and smiley shirts.
Smiley, smiley.
Germany lost the Second World War.
Fascism won it.
And that's exactly what's happening.
It is literally Nike.
Nike who is bringing fascism and supported by the mainstream media.
And I think Jake Tapper, he hasn't quite got the memo.
He's still kind of in their Nazis camp and Trump is Hitler.
And instead of re-education, he thinks that we need to be inoculated against it.
The big lie that on January 6th the election could be overturned.
We all know by now that the big lie is a reference to the Nazis, to Hitler, and specifically Goebbels, the propagandist, who said, repeat the lie over and over again, and people will eventually...
Believe it.
And I did check, John, there is some reference in Mein Kampf to a lie, but the big lie, strategy and theory, was really Goebbels.
The big lie that on January 6th the election could be overturned.
And then came that day.
The MAGA movement and MAGA media were all in.
I have friends who've texted me who are not very political saying, I'm coming to Washington, D.C. today because I can't handle what's happening in my country.
I think it's not an understatement to say we're in a constitutional tinderbox right now.
Let's have trial by combat!
If you're gonna be the zero and not the hero, we're coming for you and we're gonna have a good time doing it.
If Mike Pence does the right thing, we win the election.
And that is how the terrorist attack of January 6th happened.
Millions of Americans infected with the virus of disinformation.
It was a joint effort by far-right hate groups that the president's been playing footsie with for years and radicalized, infected Trump supporters and MAGA media.
Multiple dead bodies later, no contrition, no apologies, no acknowledgement of what they did.
Until those who spread the big lie work to correct it, putting out a vaccine of facts and truth, I fear that the U.S. will continue to be in this bad and dangerous place even after the inauguration.
And I wish in my soul, I wish that I saw any evidence that any of these people had a conscience for this to even nag at.
So it's a virus, and the Trump people are infected, oozing infected people, infected by the Kraken virus.
And it's everywhere.
CNN is really doing a good job.
This is Alex Stamos.
He is the director of the Stanford Internet Observatory.
Ed, I'm just going to presume it is actually related to Stanford University.
Now we're talking about domestic audience in the United States.
And the challenge is going to be, partially, that ISIS did not have a domestic constituency in the United States Congress.
But There is over half of the Republicans in Congress voted to overturn the election.
And there will be a continual political pressure on the companies to not take it seriously.
So I think first, you have to focus on those violent extremists, and those companies have to be brave in that way.
And second, we have to turn down the capability of these conservative influencers to reach these huge audiences.
There are people on YouTube, for example, that have a larger audience than daytime CNN. And they are extremely radical and pushing extremely...
Radical views.
And so it's up to the Facebooks and YouTubes in particular to think about whether or not they want to be effectively cable networks for disinformation.
And then we're going to have to figure out the OANN and Newsmax problem.
These companies have freedom of speech, but I'm not sure we need Verizon, AT&T, Comcast and such to be bringing them into tens of millions of homes.
This is allowing people to seek out information if they really want to, but not pushing it into their faces I think is where we're going to have to go here.
Okay, so we've got, maybe we should have a special place for them.
A special little place for conservatives where they can yell around that no one can read it.
That might be a good idea.
Yeah, that's like the good old days during the 60s.
What do you mean the good old days during the 60s?
In the 60s, the conservatives were marginalized.
John Birch Society was like, oh, the John Birchers, the Birchers.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The little bookstores, you wanted to sell a book about, none dare call it treason or something along those lines.
No way, couldn't do it.
Where'd you get it?
Where would you buy it?
You had to go to a John Birch Society bookstore.
You wouldn't find it in the bookstore.
This is good.
I should brush up a little bit on the John Birch Society and how they were treated and how it worked.
Anyway, PBS NewsHour is all in on it.
They had, let's see, this is Sue Gordon.
She was Deputy Secretary of State under the Obama administration, and she goes straight to the heart of it, and it's no surprise that she's...
Singing a similar tune as some others from the State Department.
Do you think the US government has done a good job when it comes to domestic extremism?
And as you just suggested, does there need to be some kind of structural reform in order to deal with this kind of threat?
I think domestic extremism is a particularly challenging issue.
Number one, from an intelligence perspective, remember our intelligence community doesn't typically or statutorily look at U.S. citizens, so you don't have the advantage of that craft in the way you might for other threats.
Two, just our Constitution and the rights of citizens.
And then if law enforcement is the lead, law enforcement needs some sort of predicate.
You have to have done something, and so if nothing is manifest, it's difficult.
Do I think that we need a moment of considering how we're going to deal with this threat that looks like it's going to be with us for a while?
Yeah, I think you almost need a 9-11 commission kind of activity.
It's got to be a combination of FBI.
It has to include DHS.
And you've got to find a way to bring intelligence or the craft of intelligence into it.
And I don't think that's in one organization right now.
one organization right now.
So this meme and this talking point of a 9-11 style commission is going around.
People are talking about it.
And you know what happens after you get to a 9-11 style commission?
That's when you get a Patriot Act out of that.
And you usually have a couple of pages that are hidden, like the 28 pages from the 9-11 report.
And since this lady is from the, used to work at the State Department, you can go straight She has a podcast.
Sorry to throw it on you.
But there's nothing like Hillary Clinton on the podcast with Nancy Pelosi.
Yes, this is what we're building podcasting for, I think.
We learned a lot about...
Our system of government over the last four years with a president who disdains democracy and, as you have said numerous times, has other agendas.
Say what?
She never lets up this woman.
Oh, this is really good.
The two of them together, they should actually do a full-time podcast.
At numerous times.
Has other agendas.
What they all are, I don't think we yet know.
I hope historically we will find out who he's beholden to, who pulls his strings.
I would love to see his phone records to see whether he was talking to Putin.
The day that the insurgents invaded our Capitol.
But we now know that not just him, but his enablers, his accomplices, his cult members have the same disregard for democracy.
Do you think we need a 9-11 type commission to investigate and report?
This is now a non-government person working for a corporation.
Now speaking to a government official, a high-ranking official about this, in public, they're not ashamed of it, and pushing it, and you won't be surprised by Pelosi's answer.
Do you think we need a 9-11 type commission to investigate and report everything that they can pull together and explain what happened?
I do.
Let me, again, to your point of who is he beholden to, as I've said over and over, Listen to this witch.
Just so you know, I had the blue suit on, and I was pointing at him rudely.
I hope you saw it.
Did you see it?
Is there a picture of it?
I was pointing at him rudely.
I had the blue dress on.
As I said to him in that picture with my blue suit, as I was leaving, what I was saying to him as I was pointing rudely at him, with you, Mr.
President, all roads lead to Putin.
I don't know what Putin has on him politically, financially, personally.
But what happened last week was a gift to Putin because Putin wants to undermine democracy in our country and throughout the world.
And these people, unbeknownst to them maybe, are Putin puppets.
They were doing Putin's business when they did that at the incitement of an interaction by the President of the United States.
So yes, we should have a 9-11 commission, and there's strong support in the Congress to do that.
What a waste of time and money.
There must be some profits to be made from a commission of something like, this is stupid.
Sadly, you can't just identify the evil domestic terrorist insurgents, insurrectionists, racist, KKK, Nazi quadroons by social media.
Now, you've got to keep your eye open at all times, D.C. Mayor Muriel Bowser.
And if you see something, absolutely say something.
Especially if it's in your own home.
The FBI is targeting nearly 300 suspects who stormed the Capitol, combing through 200,000 videos and photographs.
Many of the tips coming from the suspects' own family members.
We have seen friends, family members, co-workers, and others reporting information to us.
The American people have demonstrated that they will not allow mob violence to go unanswered.
I'd like to know.
I'm sure it's taking place.
I haven't heard anything yet.
That family members are ratting their family members out?
Do you think that's really happening?
Like in big numbers?
In what?
In big numbers?
Is that what you said?
Yeah.
Like the 300?
I think it's happening.
I don't think it's happening in big numbers, but it's happening.
There's plenty of families.
Report to the authorities?
Yeah.
I can think of one or two families that have members, kids, that would rat out their parents in a minute, thanks to the education they got at the University of Arkansas.
Shut up, Dvorak.
It's not nice.
If you want me to rag on your kids, I will.
Yeah, sure.
I'm just saying, it's a model that I think does work.
There's a lot of kids that don't agree with their parents.
You see it on everything, just the way it is.
Now we have the intelligentsia here to explain how this really works, and I think they're also trying to explain how re-education is a good idea.
This is the guy from the Brookings Institution.
He's a fellow, Rashawn Ray.
And what people have to understand is there is a historical link here with white supremacy ideology.
Therefore, the people who stormed the Capitol, they fundamentally view that America was founded for them and solely for them.
And so that the Capitol exists because they are its only rightful heirs.
And what they were doing is returning to the Capitol to reclaim it at a moment where they feel like it is slipping away.
Yes, of course, being emboldened by Trump.
But again, that steroid of hate simply needed a little jolt to kind of percolate throughout society.
And what people have to understand about White supremacy ideology is that it's not simply about attitudes or even people's behavior to enact on it, but ideologies are also about controlling people and property.
So if we think about the Capitol as property, As a building, it is about maintaining control of that space.
And not only that space, but also state capitals.
And again, we have a record of this.
If we go back to 2020 with anti-lockdown protests, these are some of the same people.
They were testing it.
They were trying to see what would happen to them.
And nothing really happened to them.
Wow.
This is the Brookings Institution?
That's baffling to me.
I'm losing faith in everything.
Wow.
It's like these guys, their sense of analysis is just piss poor, if not naive and stupid.
And I used the word stupid a second time.
Well, it gets even worse.
This is the New York Times writer, Jamel Boye.
I have no background on Jamel.
And Jamel went on NPR to clarify...
The Biden unity message.
You have to be able to interpret what is really meant here.
And this was a real...
Instead of just saying unity, we should all quit bickering.
It means more.
That's deeper.
Oh, yeah.
The way to deal with the crisis we're in right now is to understand that the only way...
To unity is through division.
And that we actually do need to divide the country into those who support the nation's constitution, all the bedrock elements of American democracy, and those who see them as something to be disposed of.
And if that ends up splitting some significant portion of the American population, there's no way to avoid that.
So, you need to divide to create unity.
This is the logic of the New York Times.
The same way that we need to stay apart to come together.
That's why social distancing.
Stay apart to come together.
Well, I lost faith in New York Times a long time ago.
The new woke times.
Yes.
Anderson Cooper would have had a...
Usually he has something for this segment.
Instead, he only gets a slight honorable mention because Anderson was not thinking of the insurrection.
He was doing it wrong.
But just two weeks ago, he did incite an erection on the Capitol, an insurrection on the Capitol.
What is Anderson really thinking about when he's doing the show?
I'm doing something else.
Listen again.
Just two weeks ago, he did incite an erection on the Capitol.
Stop citing an erection.
There's some good-looking guy in the building.
ABC News is taking the re-education very serious.
They think that they can do the job.
Your mom said, comb your hair.
Your dad told you, smarten up.
Your dog is judging you right now.
And your best friend just called you crazy.
We all need someone.
Go pull no punches and give it to us straight.
Now, imagine getting your news like that.
No bull, no spin.
Just give it to me straight.
Straightforward news.
Straight to the heart of the story.
ABC News.
Straightforward.
I have to say, very smart of ABC News.
Let's try and grab the crazy MAGA people.
We'll appeal to them by saying, does your mom call you crazy?
Does your mom call you crazy?
You may need better news.
ABC World News tonight.
It'll do it for you.
It's the worst.
But the most disturbing, because we both know him personally, of the analysis of not necessarily re-education, but removing these voices from the public square and how big tech is justified in doing this.
And it's really going to be good for the people, for business, and for America.
Was the editorial Q&A on CNBC, which I saw yesterday, with Jason Calacanis.
And Jason...
We know Jason...
We've both known Jason for a long time.
I know him from the Silicon Alley days.
That was what we called New York in the mid-90s when we were creating the internet advertising industry.
Sorry, I was an active participant.
And...
Jason has just always been one of these guys who's always around, always seems to have some money or money, maybe more just money.
He's friends with lots of people.
He's an angel investor, which I think, you know, he's had a couple of lucky ones like Tesla and maybe one or two others.
And so he hangs out with a good crowd or, you know, a wealthy crowd.
And he's seen as an expert in the field.
How do you know?
What's your view of Jason?
Well, I don't dislike him.
No, I don't dislike him at all.
I have no problem with it.
He kind of talks like this, which kind of is somewhat bothersome.
I'll do that voice of him because he does the voice of me.
So I feel like I'm justified.
Okay, he's also short.
In ridicule.
So he does do this.
And he's short.
Yeah, he's short.
He seems to be always, he's always got his finger in the, he's the one who, he's the first guy who copied the idea of doing executive producers.
Oh, really?
He immediately glommed onto it.
And tried to do it, but he wasn't doing it right.
He also took Leo's This Week in Startups.
Yeah, and then he suckered Leo into giving him...
And he asked him, he said, Leo, can I use This Week?
Yes.
Leo approved this.
And then the next thing you know, he rolls out a line of shows.
He says, but you said I could do it.
So he's kind of a...
A guy who's got his finger in the...
You can see which way the wind blows.
So whatever he does, he does.
He's a bit of a fair-weathered friend.
I think that's fair to say.
But he's never really been mean to me.
He's never said anything horrible.
So that can change because I do have...
He always has the potential, but he doesn't seem to do that.
He's always, what, who, me?
Yeah.
We have to take him to task here on his CNBC appearance.
This is about the deplatforming in The Purge.
Parler was like the island of like the misfit children.
Everybody who got kicked off of Twitter, you know, found a home there.
And it was pretty gnarly.
I've been on it since it started.
Oh man, it was gnarly.
It was like really horrible.
It was like a 50-foot wave.
And we were doing very little policing.
And people were saying some pretty crazy incendiary stuff on there, including somebody who was pretty high-profile saying they should take VP Pence and have him face the firing squad for treason.
And this kind of inciting of violence, as we saw on January 6th, Is no longer, you know, a theoretical, somebody screaming fire in a crowded theater.
I mean, people are dying because of this dog whistling.
And my belief is that, you know...
People are dying because of this dog whistling.
Some group of law enforcement folks went to Amazon, Google, Apple.
I don't have definitive proof of this, but that's been the chatter here in Silicon Valley.
They just said, hey, listen, here's the receipts.
Do you want to have another January 6th, and do you want to know if you could have...
The other thing that's occurring is the employees at these companies simply do not want to go to work knowing that they're supporting Trump's unique brand of chaos.
Trump did...
He gave them an off-ramp.
In the final two weeks of his presidency, he gave not only the GOP an off-ramp to disconnect from him, he gave Twitter and YouTube a very easy exit ramp to disengage from him.
And cynically, the big social was very much in favor of Trump and the ratings he brought.
Not unlike some people cynically feel about the media business, giving him a lot of airtime for ratings.
And cynically, two weeks before, Trump's gone.
And that would certainly appease the blue wave that's about to hit our shores on Wednesday.
So...
I guess it's okay.
It was crazy.
It was like a constitutional nightmare over there on Parler.
It was gnarly.
Gnarler is what it should be called.
Gnarler.
And it really had to go because people was like yelling fire in a crowded theater.
Okay, but that does help the blue wave.
Yeah, we got it.
What blue wave?
Well, the blue wave.
He said the blue wave on Wednesday.
So, you know, we dive at dawn.
Blue wave on Wednesday.
And I have no idea.
Somehow he thinks that there's a blue wave.
Anyway, the second part is where he sees this is all just great.
What I've encouraged my friends to do is not take...
The Black Swan event of Trump and make policy based on Donald Trump's unique brand of chaos that he creates in the world.
It's like basing things on the Joker's behavior in a Batman movie.
Like, he did crazy things that really stress test not only our democracy, but it also stress test everything he touched.
And, you know, if it was me and it was Twitter, I would have given him a hundred-day suspension.
And then, you know, just to not give...
You know, the right-wing, you know, or the alt-right, too much ammunition.
But these are private services, and they have the right to serve who they want.
And all this is going to do is create a whole other class of startups.
I don't understand.
These are private services.
They can do what they want, unless it's not something that...
Jason likes or Silicon Valley techs don't like.
This is the problem I have.
It's like, well, you can do whatever you want.
Say what it is.
Private company.
Except if you're, you know, if you're cracking.
...much ammunition, but these are private services, and they have the right to serve who they want.
And all of this is going to do is create a whole other class of startups for us to invest in.
Who in their right mind...
We'd create another startup to compete with the existing corporation.
This takedown of Gnarler, that's my new name, the takedown of Gnarler showed that no one wants to invest a dime in anything because it's not true.
You can't serve who you wish to serve if it's not the right people you're serving, i.e.
a direct competitor for the direct audience, Of the existing social networks.
You have the chance of being taken down because the employees don't like it.
By the way, that's the key.
And he takes that for granted.
I got a kick out of that.
Oh, about the employees?
Oh yeah, the employees are the boss.
By the way, this is socialism.
The workers control the means of production.
Right out of Marx-Lenin.
I thought the government controlled the means of production.
Not if you're a communist.
The workers control the means of production.
All this is going to do is create a whole other class of startups for us to invest in and for us to back.
And the free market will do its work.
So there will be an AWS competitor.
Oh, sure.
We're going to put our foot down and we're going to allow freedom of speech on a level that might make some people uncomfortable.
Yeah.
I can't believe this.
Oh, yeah, it's fine.
You can do that.
But, you know, you have to really be an Amazon competitor.
Otherwise, you know.
And so it'll just be a business opportunity for some other companies.
I'm just real.
Sorry.
I'm just realizing.
He's he is literally right now saying.
Now, they had to go.
It was crazy over there.
Had to take them down.
And this is a great opportunity to come back and invest in a new company.
That's anti-competitive.
Like, you can't do that.
You can't be cheering on removal of corporations because you don't like their version of free speech, and then say, hey, but now me and my buddies will invest in something that is also for free speech, but different.
I don't know.
This is nuts.
competitor that says, hey, we're going to put our foot down and we're going to allow freedom of speech on a level that might make some people uncomfortable.
And so it'll just be a business opportunity for some other companies to service these folks.
And I do think it's kind of a one-time event.
And I do think that it was driven by public safety.
I don't think this was a coordinated, we hate Trump attack because all these, you know, Tim Cook was more than happy to go to meetings with Ivanka and Trump for the last four years.
I mean, he was, you know, at the right hand of Trump in every photo op.
So it's obvious that this was more about public safety than, you know, the employees of all these Silicon Valley companies hating Trump.
Very obvious.
It was really about the safety, safety of people and the employees, not about Trump.
No.
Here's the rundown of some other things going on in the big purge.
Discord, popular for people to hang out on and chat.
That's purging.
If you run across a corporate firewall...
In Palo Alto, corporate firewalls are classifying noagenda social.com as, quote, adult content.
If you ever come up against a block somewhere, there's usually a little link where you can suggest to the owners of the list That this may belong in a different category, not at all, and multiple producers are now emailing me saying that they've asked these companies to reclassify the social network, which then also may not let you use it in some corporate environments, but at least let's get rid of the adult content.
Our very own Rory's dad, David Sutcliffe...
Although he left Hollywood, and Hollywood hasn't figured it out yet, they're still trying to deplatform him, because he, now what was his very egregious act?
He quote tweeted a video of a rioter smoking weed inside the Capitol, David Sutcliffe, Executive producer of the No Agenda show wrote on Saturday, there are rumors circulating that I stormed the Capitol.
Not true!
Though I would have been proud to share a smoke with this great patriot.
Well, that will not stand.
No, you're out!
And even if he's already out, even if he wasn't out, I love seeing SAGRAFTRA, my union, Saying that they find probable cause, and that's probably a way to expel Donald Trump from the union.
How about that?
Now, for President Trump, it doesn't make any difference.
But for some actors, or radio artists, which represent SAG-AFTRA, if you get kicked out of the union, you can't work.
But they're now finding...
Sure.
A lot of people sent me this about the FCC with a warning to ham radio operators.
While we do have...
Let me see what the public notice was.
The Enforcement Bureau of the Federal Communications Commission is out with a warning reminding licensees and operators in the personal radio services that the commission prohibits the use of radios in those services to commit or facilitate criminal acts.
And a lot of non-ham people, a lot of you emailed and said, they're taking down the ham radio operators!
First of all, as a ham radio operator, you are licensed to operate on the frequencies and you do not have freedom of speech.
It is very specific that you cannot do a number of things like sell stuff, do commercial advertisements, relay broadcasts.
So you do not have freedom of speech and that's well known.
But this is not what the warning is about.
This is for all the Jagoffs who bought Baofeng radios and were using them willy-nilly all over the bands.
You buy them for $35 off of Amazon, and you didn't get a license, and people are yapping away.
But even more important...
This is not just for ham radio operators.
The real message is here.
Likewise, it continues, individuals operating radios in the personal radio services, a category that includes citizen band radios, which you also do not have freedom of speech on, technically, if you look at your CB radio license.
Family Radio Service, that's the FRS, those are those things you buy for the camping trip.
Family Radio Service, walkie-talkies, and General Mobile Radio Service, the GMRS. You get a license for these just by signing up and registering.
Most people don't.
You just buy them in the grocery store almost.
Also, and that is individuals using radios in the amateur or personal radio services in this manner may be subject to severe penalties, including significant fines, seizures of the offending equipment, and in some cases, criminal prosecution.
So, yes, uh...
It's you guys who are jacking around on our frequencies and even on the CB. Yeah, they're listening in and you're not safe.
That's only if your last name is Or.
So specifically, what enforcement mechanism would they use to push this?
Fines.
Oh, they do it all the time.
That's the Bureau of Enforcement.
They have their own enforcement bureau.
No, I'm just saying if you have, you bought a couple of family radio things and you're abusing them.
Or you're at the event.
I'm using them for criminal activity or...
Yeah, you're using them for criminal activity.
How are they going to catch you?
If they catch the crime, then it would be ancillary.
If they catch you transmitting right there on the spot, sure.
Who's going to do that?
They have teams, not a lot, but they have teams that go out all the time and nail these people who are jacking around with high wattage, screwing stuff up.
Oh, the high wattage guys are the worst.
And there's fines of tens of thousands of dollars.
Anyway, any self-respecting ham radio operator will be fine.
I was next to one of these, during the CB era, I was next to one of these clowns with the, I don't know what this antenna was, but it looked like it came off a nuclear submarine on his pickup truck.
And he keyed up right next to me on the freeway.
And your dashboard blinked?
Your dashboard lights?
The whole radio, my radio just almost blew out.
It could fry it.
I'm surprised it didn't.
Anyway.
Wow.
Well, we're talking about this.
I should mention, writer.com has just sent out a press release discussing some AI they developed to monitor accounts on Twitter specifically for toxicity.
Oh, really?
And they have identified left and right-leaning accounts.
And I was thinking about this the other day, is that we've had this schism in the United States between right and left.
And it was exacerbated by, and turns out to be, the most toxic account in the last 24 hours.
Number one, Barack Obama.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
What's he been posting?
I don't know.
This is just a list.
Number one toxic, most toxic account from the left.
From the right, I'll give you the right first.
The right is Donald Trump Jr.
And then Sean Hannity.
But with the left, number one is Barack Obama, most toxic account.
Number two, take a guess, number two.
Of most toxic?
Must be a Lincoln project.
No.
Oh.
Hillary.
Oh, well, yeah.
That would make sense.
We heard her.
And then number three is Stephen Colbert, then Joe Biden, the Mr.
Unite.
Hey, we have to divide to unite.
You have to divide to unite.
Don't you understand it?
You didn't go to school, son.
You didn't go to the right school.
I have three more.
I went to the most left school you can go to.
Yeah, you went there too early.
You didn't go at the right time.
No, don't.
Yeah, no, I didn't.
They didn't have the program on running full steam.
They are running.
It's just that some people are a little more...
You had great parents.
How about that?
Your parents were smart.
They were both Democrats to the end.
Doesn't mean that they weren't smart.
They didn't let you become a total nut job.
Well, then again, yeah.
Don't want to say if they were still or not.
My dad would always talk about one of the Roosevelt's.
We were watching the convention.
I think it was in 1964, one of the conventions when I was a little kid.
And Franklin Roosevelt, one of his brothers or one of his kids or something, he shows up at the Republican convention and my dad goes off on him.
This guy, you know, he's the Republican in the Roosevelt family and they all hate him.
Yeah, but he didn't say he's a Nazi.
No, no, he didn't say that.
I'll wrap this up with a couple of clips, just short ones.
This is the kind of stuff that people will be pursuing for a while, I'm afraid.
Just going back to the beginning of the show...
Right before President Trump left, he declassified yet more documents from the Russia collusion, whatever, which, you know, some say, oh, it has a reason that would tie into the whole military thing.
That's what they needed for the military tribunals.
But Kash Patel, many who say Q himself, appeared on Lou Dobbs to discuss this briefly.
Your sense of how important these documents are that have been President Trump declassified and are now being released.
How complete do you think that release will be?
How profound an impact do you think it will have on, first of all, accountability?
Well, I think it'll be, hopefully, I haven't seen it, but I'm hopeful that it's very complete because it includes things that Chairman Nunes and I discovered along with our team so many years ago, and it's the whole laundry list of things.
So if they're declassifying that, then we're nearly the whole way there on the declassification.
I can tell you that, having reviewed every single one of those documents personally in my capacity on the committee.
In terms of accountability, it just requires awareness through folks like yourself telling the American people they're available and they can read them.
And the only thing that can get accountability internally in government is for the American public to grow a sense of desire to have it actioned.
And then it will become a reality.
And we need to push even harder now because the times are even tougher and people think it's so many years ago that it'll be forgotten.
But thanks to you, Lou, it's not going to be and we'll keep pushing.
And that should be some nice fodder for the new version of Operation Trust, which is, I think, exactly what the Q movement was modeled on.
You heard of Operation Trust?
I'm all ears.
This is from the Wikipedia, so you have to trust the Book of Knowledge.
Operation Trust was a counterintelligence operation of the state political directorate of the Soviet Union.
The operation, which was set up by the GPU's predecessor, Cheka, ran from 1921 to 1926, set up a fake anti-Bolshevik resistance organization, Monarchist Union of Central Russia, in order to help identify real monarchists and real anti-Bolsheviks.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, this is a...
I always thought it was a CIA idea, but it was...
Our military has...
DIA has been using this sort of trick.
It's a useful trick.
You set up shop as a honeypot, is what you call it in the computer business.
Yeah, not in the intelligence business, a honeypot, something else.
Yeah, honeypot's mostly a whore.
Yeah.
Mike Adams did say something about the document dump, and I don't play Mike Adams clips, but I'm going to play this one.
Okay, hold on.
That is in charge of the DOD. Now, I understand that Christopher Miller says he's leaving office Wednesday after Biden is sworn in.
I now believe that that is just part of the public posturing.
So why put Michael Ellis in?
On Tuesday, why the rush?
Why did Christopher Miller have to order the NSA to put him in place quickly?
Because things are about to happen.
Especially things are about to happen related to massive declassification of NSA-acquired documents.
This is, I believe, where some of the good news is coming from.
So we are expecting sometime today the big document dump from Trump that was promised last Friday.
The D-Class.
Rumored to be a foot-high stack of documents that's going to go public.
And this is also one of the reasons why Nancy Pelosi pushed the drive-by impeachment last week to try to get Trump out of office as quickly as possible before he could dump these documents.
They did dumps.
They call them dumps.
Big, massive dumps.
Well, we shall see.
You know, if I had money on that, I knew you were going to do that.
Of course.
Good work.
Hello.
We've been doing it for a while.
President Trump is gone.
We'll see.
There will be severe TWS, Trump withdrawal syndrome, in particular from the media.
Politicians will continue to use him.
It's always fun to say, boy, that's better than it was.
Woo, baby, this is so much cooler.
But he was a president, and we appreciate anyone who has ever run for public office.
And I figured I'd play a minute, well, two clips, a minute 16 total of his farewell address, mainly because you probably won't ever see it in any kind of context anywhere else.
Here we go.
This week we inaugurate a new administration and pray for its success in keeping America safe and prosperous.
We extend our best wishes and we also want them to have luck.
A very important word.
Okay.
And of course we can analyze why that's a very important word.
I am surprised that this wasn't picked up by the negative media.
And it wasn't.
With the luck part?
Yeah.
And it would go like this.
I could play both sides of this.
Okay.
It goes like this.
Well, let's do it.
Why don't we just do it the way it's supposed to be done then?
You know, how they do it on television.
And you would be a pundit.
Pundit.
Yeah?
And you're my producer?
Yeah, well no, I'm the host.
I'm Anderson Pooper.
Oh, I'm the pundit.
Yeah, so before we talk about the erection at the Capitol, let's listen to a piece of the outgoing president, not my president, farewell speech.
This week we inaugurate a new administration and pray for its success in keeping America safe and prosperous.
We extend our best wishes, and we also want them to have luck, a very important word.
Quite a lot of scoffing going on in Washington about...
Well, hold on a second, John.
We'll come to you in a moment.
A lot of scoffing about the president and his use of the term luck.
We have John C. DeVore, professor from California.
John, what do you think about the president here?
The outgoing president, not my president, is use of the term luck.
It's a dog whistle, for sure, for the white supremacists, because they're the ones who discuss luck, and they use it as a code word.
They have lucky, you'll notice tattoos with shamrocks and other things like that.
This is a threat.
This is a direct threat to the welfare of this country and this republic and to democracy.
And Donald Trump was just explicitly threatening the public there with this luck thing.
Yes, thank you for this moment.
Thank you for being here.
And we'll be back after these words.
That's exactly how you can do it.
Now see if you can do it during this clip, this is my last one, of his farewell address.
The key to national greatness lies in sustaining and instilling our shared national identity.
That means focusing on what we have in common, the heritage that we all share.
At the center of this heritage is also a robust belief in free expression, free speech, and open debate.
Only if we forget who we are and how we got here could we ever allow political censorship and blacklisting to take place in America.
It's not even thinkable.
Shutting down free and open debate violates our core values and most enduring traditions.
In America, we don't insist on absolute conformity or enforce rigid orthodoxies.
And punitive speech codes.
We just don't do that.
America is not a timid nation of tame souls who need to be sheltered and protected from those with whom we disagree.
That's not who we are.
It will never be who we are.
That's not who we are!
Wow, he's pulling a full Obama on that one.
That's not who we are!
Again, you could do the same bit.
You could call him out for using the word heritage.
It's a dog whistle.
It's a white supremacy talk.
Yes, our heritage.
Our shared heritage is white supremacy.
Everything about what he just said is about white supremacy and racism.
That's right.
I'm glad we're rid of him.
I mean, it's so easy to do this.
That's what they do.
We, actually, you identified a mispronunciation.
I was listening to Darren O'Neill's rock and roll pre-show this morning.
Yes.
And you played an ISO of him.
Let's see if we have it.
Was it where he said inauguration?
Yeah, you have the ISO. Let me see if I have it.
Oh, the inaugural address.
Here it is.
Inaugural address.
Oh, wait.
I gave away my clip.
You blew the joke.
I blew the damn joke.
Well, cut it out.
You'll never know that happened.
Let's listen to the Wall Street Journal podcast.
Any insight about an inaugural speech?
Will President-elect Biden use this opportunity to make a statement about the future?
So from what we've heard on his inaugural address so far, it's expected to focus on the themes he's been pushing.
I thought, wow, the Darren O'Neill thing is catching on.
Or maybe it was a mistake, but she does it again.
And so, you know, it seems from our conversations that that's going to be sort of more of the center of his inaugural address.
Inaugural address!
It's possible that Darren and Bemrose discussed this on the next show.
Oh, okay.
To slam...
Or actually, they were happy about getting the attention.
But now that I think about it, is it possible?
Because you don't pick up a pronunciation like that from nowhere.
And they didn't discuss it in any intellectual way.
They just thought it was a mispronunciation.
But is it possible that it's a mispronunciation that's in the wind somewhere?
Inaugural address.
It's possible.
I mean, back to the education thing, although I'm pretty sure Darren's old enough.
I mean, people say stuff wrong all the time, and you chose to shame Darren over it, because obviously we're perfect.
Yes.
But I was just surprised that it's catching on.
It's one of those things.
It's got a good sound to it.
It does.
I think inaugural is hard, maybe, for people.
Inaugural.
Well, with that, I'd like to thank you for your courage and say in the morning to you, the man who put the sea right in the re-education camp, John C. Dvorak.
Well, well, thank you very much.
And in the morning to you, and in the morning to all ships at sea, boots on the ground, feet in the air, subs in the water, and all the dames and knights out there.
Hello, trolls!
In the morning to y'all.
They're sitting there in the troll room.
Hands up!
What do we have?
We count.
We've got 2,246 trolls.
2,246.
That's not bad.
It's a Thursday, so we're happy to see all of you here trolling away in the...
Well, some call it a chat room, but if you go to noagendastream.com, you can listen to the live stream, which is always live.
It means everyone hears the same thing at the same time.
Sometimes the actual show is live, as is the case on Thursday and Sunday mornings, but we have a lot more...
Did you see Illuminati and Nick the Rat are now doing a show together where they break down PCR tests, etc.?
Have you seen this show?
No.
Is it on video?
They have video too, yeah.
It's phenomenal.
Illuminati, who is a lab professional...
She's, I think, what was she called?
A deputy scientist?
Not a deputy.
I don't know what she's called.
She's got credentials.
And then Nick the Rat's got his rat hat on with the floppy ears, and they're talking about...
It's a very interesting way to learn about the COVID scam, would be my suggestion.
It should be on TikTok, then.
Anyway, yeah.
So you can also listen to that live and we have the 00 music show.
It's a great place to hang out.
And there's a lot of people hanging out.
And you can ask for an invitation when you're in there for noagendasocial.com.
This is our own social network.
It's federated.
I was thinking of an analogy, how you could look at the...
It's a bad analogy because not enough people have read the book.
But the idea of Mastodon servers, known as instances, I think you say servers, and how they connect in a federation, is very much to me like the Raft Flotilla from Snow Crash, Neil Stevenson's book.
I don't know if you've read it or how long ago it was that you read it.
I guess not.
Yeah, it's a lost reference.
Right.
But it's kind of, you're binding all these, it's like the big freedom flotilla, and we're all kind of strapped together.
We don't want to be too close to some other rafts, and together we've, you know, we kind of build some kind of thing that works in some odd fashion.
And that's noagendasocial.com.
Ask for an invite, and you can come on in.
And then, congratulations and a huge thanks to the artist for episode 1313.
This was a special one.
Numerology always very important here on the No Agenda show.
So the Chakra Daddy brought us a great piece of art with balloons.
And the balloons, it was two small ones, two big threes.
So you had the 1313.
You had the requisite 33 magic number showing through.
Overall, a good piece.
And I think we both agreed, and I can't remember if we had any more discussion about anything else.
Yes, we did.
We discussed the fact there was a lot of people using inauguration as an art, but we nixed all those.
There wasn't anything else that really stood out.
Let me see.
I did get a note from someone who was in the car and was listening to us discussing the art, was using a Podcasting 2.0 compatible certified app and was laughing their ass off at some of the choices Dreb Scott made to rotate.
We talk about the art that we didn't choose and you can still see it because we show it right there on the screen.
And I don't know.
Yeah.
The Black Cat was fun.
I used that for the opening, for the pre-stream.
Yeah.
They had the 1313 with the capital behind the fence.
Meh.
Yeah.
A lot of it too busy.
Just too busy, I think.
Well, there wasn't anything, and there's also nothing that was really hilarious.
Right.
Uh...
Yeah, it was all downer art.
Yeah, hey people, we need happy art, not downer art.
Oh, now watch what happens.
I know.
Whatever you suggest.
We always push you a little bit too far.
Yeah.
Well, if you want to see the art as is discussed or just be able to jump around to perfect spots in the show, go to newpodcastapps.com.
Get yourself one of those brand new podcast apps that support all the cool features to see that.
And thank you, Dreb Scott.
But above all, thank you to our artist.
This was a new artist, was it not?
I don't think he's had any scores.
I don't think so.
I think that was his first piece that he got accepted.
I'm pretty sure.
That is pretty cool.
So we congratulate and thank Chakra Daddy for the artwork for 1313.
If you want to submit, if you want to take a look at all the different pieces of work, it's all part of our value for value system, which means...
Whatever you do, if you get value out of the show, bring it back to us.
Send it in your time, your talent, your treasure.
Like Neil Jones, you could be making great mainstream media clips.
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And for treasure, can't do it without that.
And we love to celebrate and bestow our top donors for each show with their official titles of executive producer and associate executive producer, In this case, for episode 1314.
And we kick it off with our first executive producer.
Yeah, that would be Rogue.
R-H-O-A-G came in with 1313, as a matter of fact.
Oh, nice.
So was he just late for the...
I'm having to guess that.
So we'll give him credit for being on the show.
Yeah, we'll give him credit for this show.
He'll be the only show 1314 member.
Yeah, he deserves that.
No problem.
IT, and he sent in a long note with his accounting on the back.
No, it's not.
It's moderately.
It's not super long.
This is my fourth show donation in three years.
I'm beginning to detect a trend.
Out of the 1313, only 313 is required for me to achieve the exalted status of Earl.
As such, I respectfully request the upgrade and title change to Rogue, Earl of the Pacific Trash Vortex.
No, right.
I don't know if he's on the list or not.
Yes, he is.
Of course.
While you may think it nasty to be surrounded by floating pieces of plastic detritus and the remnants of society's rampage, he put a note at the beginning saying, this is a challenge for you to cold read.
Yes.
So far, Rogue One, Dvorak Zero.
And the remnants of society's rampant consumerism.
For me, that is still better than being encircled by the intellectual flotsam of our current financial, political, and media elites.
Taking a page from the book of the Honorable Sir Anonymous of Dogpatch and Lower Slobovia, but twisting it as only I could.
With the remaining $1,000 of this donation, I wish to endow a knighthood to President Donald J. Trump.
I figured that just about now he's searching for a new electronic home, seeing as he's been deplatformed from everywhere else.
And finally, I wish that'd be great if he'd actually join No Agenda.
Well, also, we know where he lives.
Let's just send his ring to Mar-a-Lago.
And finally, I wish to...
We don't know his ring size.
And finally, I wish to report that the land hunting...
We could ask around.
And finally, I wish to report that the land hunting karma I request in show 1212 has finally paid off and now I need a dose of that special French bulldog karma to help with the home building phase.
Sincerely yours, Rogue.
All right, Rogue Earl of the Pacific Trash Vortex.
That upgrade coming for you at the round table.
The president deserves that.
Sure.
Kevin O'Dell, $1,000.
Wow.
So he's got a birthday or something coming up, but he writes in the mean, he says, let me get other than these glasses.
Whoops.
In the morning, John and Adam, my friend, my friend friend, Zach, hit me in the mouth about two years ago, and I've been an avid listener ever since.
He then called me out as a douchebag on the Christmas Eve episode, which felt a bit harsh since I had been planning to become a knight in 2020, but the COVID hysteria absolutely crushed my business, which is vintage and luxury watches.
Hmm.
Things still haven't recovered.
However, I noticed a slight bump in the new year.
And it's my birthday on this show, so I figured now is the time.
I suppose the de-douching is in order.
Oops.
Oops!
Sorry.
Oh, man.
I almost let the wrong one fly.
Here it is.
You've been de-douched.
Given that I haven't missed an episode since I started listening, I would also like to wish a happy birthday to my smoking hot wife at 13 years.
Ah, we have two people on the birthday list.
I'll bet you she's not on it.
Okay, if you can just give me the deets, I will take a quick little...
Look for Danielle.
Okay, hold on.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
And Danielle and Kevin Odell.
Or no, she's not Odell.
She's just Danielle and he's Kevin Odell.
Well, I have Kevin and Daniel Odell January 21st.
That doesn't sound right.
Oh, yeah.
Hot wife of 15 years.
Oh, so they both celebrate?
Yeah, so she's on there.
Okay, good.
Oh, they share a birthday.
Yes!
And they have marriage.
That's...
How about some good luck on that?
21's all around.
Who I share a birthday with.
Yes, we have the same birthday.
I live in the D.C. area and I haven't made it to one of the meetups yet, but I'm thinking about crashing the Miami Beach one tomorrow since my wife and I are down here.
We're down here celebrating the birthday and happen to be staying only a mile away.
I got it.
Anyways, I truly appreciate the brilliant and witty media deconstruction as it provides much value and entertainment to my life.
As an official no-agenda keeper of time, I would like to proclaim it is 3.33 p.m.
Eastern Standard Time as I send this note and officially become knighted.
I would like to request a molar bowl It's a bowl of teeth, I think.
And al pastor tacos at the round table.
You know, al pastor tacos was originally brought to Mexico by the Lebanese.
That doesn't surprise me.
It's certainly not Mexican.
It was designed as a lamb dish originally, but Mexicans changed it to a pork dish.
And if it's done right, it still has pineapple in it.
Which is definitely not Mexican.
The more you know.
For the jingles, anything from Reverend Manning plus Alex Jones plus That's True and P.S. Steve Pechenik is a douchebag.
They're saying that all hell is going to break loose and you're going to need a Bitcoin.
All over!
Enjoy!
That's true.
You've got...
It's actually a pretty nice sequence, those three.
I like that.
It was a bet.
You didn't give Steve Pechenik his douchebag call-out.
Douchebag!
There you go.
Kelly Stewart in Kahii, I think.
Hawaii.
450 bucks.
I cannot tolerate any other form of news.
You are a true beacon in the darkness.
Well, thank you.
Robert Conti in Los Gatos.
The cat.
333.
Thanks, guys.
No jingles, no karma.
Nice.
That's the kind of notes we like.
Quentin Wells in Denton, Texas.
I have no note from him.
I have no note from him either.
And there was no, because I took everything that came in last night under the subject line donation and forwarded it to Eric, and I did not get one from Quentin Wells.
No, I didn't see one either, and I also did not find the next one, I believe.
Which is another missing in action is Keith Gibson, $333, and we'll await his further communication.
What I'm quite pleased with today is that the length of the notes are not too bad.
Yeah, there's no one killer note.
Well, I was kind of thinking about what that experience is like.
Because people are supporting us with big money.
I mean, this is real value.
Why do they want to go on for like 2,000 words?
And it's got to be the same thing as, you know, like Nikki Beach in Saint-Tropez, where the fat millionaire gets the bottle service champagne and sprays it over everybody?
It's kind of the same thing.
Here I am.
Fuck!
Maybe.
It could also be like your complaint about Glenn Greenwald.
Oh my goodness.
He had another one of those that I couldn't get through yesterday.
Another sub-stack that's halfway through.
It's possible that people don't know how to write a note.
Ah!
Well, I think for one of the upcoming shows, you could give some constructive...
Advice as to the best way to create a note for a donation.
I'm sure that you can help people with a nice format.
I'll tell you what, it even better be in the newsletter so I can exemplify it.
A template!
A template!
My template would be NJNK. Thanks, boys.
Hey, guys!
NJNK, thanks, guys.
Frankie Gravato in Newark, New Jersey, 321-11.
Love this show.
Became a fan from the MoFax podcast and now a devoted listener.
Well, that's quite unusual.
Thank you for doing the work of deconstructing the news that the Big Five won't touch.
If possible, a Mo Karma for positive vibes and a happy birthday to my lovely wife, Viviana.
She turns 40 on Saturday.
Thank you.
Yeah.
That's a good note.
You've got Mo Karma.
We'll take it.
Ha ha.
Okay, now this next guy, Mark Stewart, from Graham, Washington, 24629, it's actually three different, he wrote a note in, and it's actually three donations scattered around, and I thought they should be combined, personally.
Okay.
I don't know what he was doing, but maybe he explains it.
Sorry, I donated three times to get to my total of $24629, but I really felt strong about what I wanted my donations to signify and what it seemed like the best way.
First, I donated $45 to commemorate our 45th president.
That was one of the donation levels that was issued on the newsletter.
He got a raw deal from the start, and my heart goes out to the poor man.
Next, a boob donation for my smoking hot girlfriend, Melissa.
She's got the biggest heart ever, and I love her.
I also...
She also donated...
Thank you, Beavis.
She also donated and told me I appreciate them so much, now more than ever, and I wish I could do...
She appreciates what?
Us!
Oh, us!
So I thought she was talking about the boob donation.
No, I think she means Trump and Melania.
Oh, okay.
Oh, whatever.
Then the palindrome donation became the...
Because the other two just did not add up to enough to show my appreciation for the value I received from the show.
Thank you for the knowledge and entertainment you two bring to our day, Mark.
P.S. I've never been de-douched, although I've donated in the past.
If possible, can I get an OMG? Can you see that juice?
A karma for my loved ones and a cancer karma for my mother.
Yes, and a de-douching from us.
You've been de-douched.
Oh my gosh!
Can you see that juice?
You've got karma.
Next is Jim in WV, which was overlooked, it appears.
I'm a douchebag no longer.
Jobs karma with a twist of goat would be great.
Thanks for what you guys do.
No problem.
Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs.
Let's vote for jobs!
Just for the record, so Mark Stewart will go as an exec today, right?
Because he did all those multiple donations.
The associate exec.
The multiples added up to 24629.
Ah, okay, so associate.
You got it.
You got it.
Jared Sanders in McKinney, Texas.
Where's McKinney, do you know?
Yeah, it's not far.
Not far from here to the east, I think, of Austin.
Northeast.
222.22.
I would like to give you the brief rundown of the NDFW Northern Dallas-Fort Worth Super Spreader and Loss of Freedom Celebration.
We had a total...
By the way, it made me think of these namings, conventions, crazy names for these things.
It's hilarious.
What do you mean?
Like what things?
Because they name these things.
Oh, you mean the meetups?
Yeah, the meetups are named like the Super Spreader and Loss of Freedom Celebration.
Celebration is my favorite part.
We had a total of nine totally diverse attendees.
All had a great time.
There was for sure no triggering.
Many different ideas, but good times to be had by all.
I encourage all producers that are looking for small amygdalas to take the same action.
I had a donation envelope, but nobody chipped in.
Anyways, as a long-time donor, I decided I would make up for their shortcomings by sending you some of my treasure.
For that, I humbly request a de-douching.
I would always like to call it.
You've been de-douched.
I would like to call out the following people in my life as douchebags.
One, my best friend Doug.
Douchebag!
Two, my favorite nephew Zach.
Douchebag!
And three, my big sister Andrea.
Douchebag!
Jingle request.
Look out your window, baby.
Followed by a thorough mudflat report from John and a more enthusiastic shut-up slave by Adam.
All close at the close of the segment.
I plan to host more super-spreader events in the future.
Karma optional.
Because of what's happening in Greenland right now, the maps of the world will have to be redrawn.
Here we go, everybody.
It's time for a mudflat report.
San Francisco back.
Mudflats, how are we doing?
A lot of mud.
A little more than normal.
I think the mudflats are getting bigger.
I think the tides are getting lower.
Doesn't look good.
Does that conclude the mudflat report?
Yeah, that's my conclusion.
All right.
I will end with, shut up, slave!
And karma is never optional.
You've got...
Karma.
All right, onward with...
Bob Holmes in Modena, New York.
2-12-12.
He sent a note.
Handwritten.
I got it.
Thank you for your courage.
The media deconstruction has been very valuable, especially during these trying times.
No jingle.
No karma.
Can you add me to the wine list?
The wine list.
There's a wine list?
Well...
Yeah, I have a mailing list for people that want to get this wine mailing.
I do it once every quarter or so.
I get every other piece of junk from you.
You had never put me on the wine list.
I'll put you on.
I mean, I got your sub stacks.
Yeah, well, okay.
Yeah, put me on, man.
I mean, every other junk I send.
Yeah.
Well, I get it twice.
So one is great and the other one's junk.
It's got every other junk you sent.
These systems should be eliminating these dupes.
No, well, since you took...
Well, I know where you got the list, and I'm double on that list, too.
Dame Bang Bang's in.
Baroness of the California Central Coast in Buellton, California.
$202.10.
Thanks for all the hard work you guys do to bring us sanity and keep us knowledgeable.
This donation is in celebration of mine and Sir D.H. Slammer's 20th wedding anniversary this week.
It is impossible to shop for, but the No Agenda show brings him the greatest joy and that he can get out there.
This donation out there is better than any gift from a store.
Please give him a big dose of karma.
Happy anniversary, honey.
Thanks for marrying me and hitting me in the mouth.
I love you to the Israeli moon base and back.
Ha, ha, ha.
Here's to another 20 years.
Please play a dealer's choice of jingles.
Thank you for your courage.
Name Bang Bang, the Baroness of the Central California Coast and Ventura to Santa Cruz.
Dealer's choice.
Yours is always known.
Let's hold hands to tell the secret.
And Jesse Coy Nelson sent in something I've been looking for for a long time, which is a shorter nuts version.
Oh, there's no winning.
We don't like to foster a competitive atmosphere, but we laugh a lot.
Now everyone hug and share a secret.
Then he makes a fit.
Around the nuts.
Around the nuts.
And then he shakes his fist to try to bring a nut to the little hole.
You've got karma.
Alright, Gummy Nerds, if I counted the troll room, comes in from Green Bay, Wisconsin, 20202.
In the morning, I'd like to request the following jingles.
Fauci wheeze, can you see that juice?
Wash your hands.
My appreciation is extended to the No Agenda Social for their assistance with this jingle request.
What did they do?
Gummy nurse of I Count of the Troll Room.
You got it.
Oh my gosh!
Can you see that juice?
Remember to continue to wash your hands and...
You've got karma.
Stay safe.
Go Packers.
Anonymous comes in at $201.02.
$13.12.
You guys discussed the Tintin art in $13.12.
Yeah, a lot of people emailed that we were wrong!
We were wrong about this!
We're wrong!
What were we wrong about?
I just played a clip.
No.
You said, no, no, no, no one in America knows this.
I grew up reading Tintin comics, he continues.
John said they didn't find much popularity in the States.
The millennials loved them and reminded me to donate.
Okay.
Nowadays, maybe.
I'm talking about when they came out in the 30s and 40s.
Hold on a second.
You were alive in the 30s and 40s?
No, but I've gone through a lot of old newspapers and you can't find a Tintin anything anywhere.
Oh, yeah.
No, but, you know, people gotta...
We're so good.
We're so good.
And so tight.
That the only thing people can really complain about is when I misquote Michael Jordan versus Magic Johnson.
And when you say an obscure comic book was not loved in the 30s.
Otherwise, we're pretty tight, Dvorak.
I think we're good.
I think we can keep on rocking.
We'll continue.
We'll continue then.
We'll continue on our merry way.
Jason Crutchman in Richmond, Indiana.
$200.
We're wrapping it.
Wrapping.
Love the show, gents.
It keeps me sane through the Rona.
The clips are as priceless as your insights and knowledge.
If I can request a jingle, I would like the Hillary swoop and a karma for everyone who needs one.
Keep up the great work, Jason in Richmond, Indiana.
You've got karma.
time.
Wow, she's just flying.
She keeps flying.
She keeps flying.
The cackler coming in.
Don Violet, Northridge, California.
He's got a birthday.
And he lives in Northridge.
200 bucks.
Donation in honor of my hot...
Whoops, whoops.
Oh, Dawn is a woman.
Sorry.
Sorry, Dawn.
Dawn.
Donation is in honor of my smoking hot husband Chasen.
Could he please get a de-douching for his birthday January 25th?
You've been de-douched.
He hit me in the mouth in 2020, and we haven't yet...
And we have yet to have a dull conversation while on pandemic house arrest.
Thank you both for your work.
But I'm going to say we credit Dawn.
She says in honor of not dedicating it, so do we give Dawn the credit?
Yeah.
Okay.
And he's on the birthday list.
He sure is.
It's a win-win.
Woo!
Steven Spencer in Hubert, North Carolina.
I'm sure it's pronounced something different.
Herbert 200.
Please never mention Steve Pachenik again.
He's full of shit.
And so are you if you mention him.
I got a couple of these.
Wait a minute.
Were people buying this?
Is that what the deal was?
And Eric DeShiel likes to say, so everyone was hoping to God we're going to have a military coup in the United States of America.
Who wants that?
Well, I can go into that and tell you how a military coup was explained to some people and they felt very comfortable with it.
But the answer to your initial question, looking at the No Agenda Telegram group, yes, not so much that people were believing in all of this, you know, in all of the crack and stuff.
But there was a strong belief that it would be OK and that the true patriots, the true patriots being the military and President Trump, would pull us through and you'll see.
And, yeah, I think there's a lot of disappointment.
They'll get over it.
But that like the Alex Jones clip, that kind of anger is there because it's not just, oh, that didn't happen.
And we can nuance this, too, because, oh, we're all going to die with what Biden's going to do.
Yeah, there's we'll go through the list of of of the planning and the executive orders.
But even that is it doesn't go that way.
We're back to 2008.
It's the same conspiracy theory about America not being a corporation.
It's the same antichrist coming in, although Joe Biden is actually older than the actual Christ, so I don't know how that works.
And it's going to be a socialist nightmare.
We're turning into China.
It's not the government you have to be worried about.
Alright?
It's not the government you have to be worried about.
They are not going to turn you into China.
It's your corporations who are doing that as we speak.
And they know how to do it.
It's natural because they've been doing it for 20 years in China!
That is where you can focus your energy and not on some hero who's going to come flying through the air.
I, too, am disappointed.
I don't need to be deprogrammed or re-educated, but of course I'm disappointed.
And I think anyone is disappointed.
What a great show it would have been.
So that didn't happen.
But the real danger is right in front of you.
And we're scooting around it like it's a bug in the system with our podcast.
But that's the real problem.
Real China is in these corporations who have been trained by China, in China, how to do this.
And there's basically no difference with government and corporations, except they're doing the execution.
Bastards.
There wasn't enough tear in your voice when you said it.
Alexa Snellerman in Dallas, Texas.
200 bucks.
Hi guys, and in the morning to you from Dallas, Texas, I discovered your podcast through Joe Rogan.
Since Adam's appearance on Rogan, I haven't missed a single episode of No Agenda.
Well, hold on a second.
We haven't done it this show yet.
Rogan Donation.
There we go.
I haven't missed this scene.
I gotta do it in this breathless.
I just get this sense.
You got to, you got to.
She's kind of breathless.
Alexa, Alexa.
I haven't missed a single episode of No Agenda.
You guys have really opened my eyes and ears to the M5M propaganda.
It's rare that I even tune into the news or AM radio these days.
Thanks for your amazing producers and a few other podcasters such as Pool Boy.
Who's Pool Boy?
Tim Pool, the Pool Boy.
Tim Pool, the Beanie Man.
Oh, the Fast Talker.
Yeah.
I can get my news without all the bullcrap.
I'm attending a new agenda meetup tonight.
Keep an eye out for her.
And figured I'd better donate a risk being labeled a douche.
I'd like to request a you might die, Obama.
That's true, and a goat karma.
Keep up the good work, Alexa Snellerman.
The last name is Dutch.
And so is it Alexa Snellerman?
You might die.
That's true.
You've got karma.
So look for the pretty Dutch woman who shows up at the meetup, people.
There you go.
Eric Ross, Corona, California.
My Corona 200.
Dear John and Adam, you can use my name as being connected to the show as the heart of my...
What?
You can use my name as being connected to the show as the least of my worries.
Whatever that means.
As a friendly neighborhood radical.
This is him saying, I don't need to be anonymous because I'm badass.
Yeah.
As a friendly neighborhood radical, I'm surprised I'm not on the no-fly list and haven't been visited by the FBI that I know of yet.
My birthday is January 22nd, so add me to the birthday list as I will be turning 37.
Please play OMG, that is amazing, and if possible, could you play a drone again at the end of the show?
Thank you for all you do, and can I get my knighthood this year?
I will get my knighthood this year, thanks to my monthly subscription.
To my spicy girlfriend, Joanna.
Bye-y!
Oh my god, that is amazing!
You've got...
Karma.
Alright, finally, last on the list is Ryan Abbott.
He writes, in the morning, gentlemen, thank you for the great work you do.
I'd like jobs karma for my wife who was let go from her job in July, a boogity boogity for me because it's funny, and maybe plug my small woodworking business.
which is R-A-B-B-O-T-T Woodworks Rabbit it's like rabbit with a rabbit bot rabbit R-A-B-B-O-T T two T's woodworks.com we'll put a link in the show notes or in the I'll link his name right there in the credits.
Link his name to the rabbitwoodworks.com.
That's it.
Thanks again.
A nice short note.
You always get a number of plugs for a short note.
That's right.
You've got karma.
Holy crap.
Actually, I think I missed.
Did I? Someone had a cancer shout out and I have a feeling I missed it and I don't want to do that.
I vaguely remember one being in there.
Because I'm sure I didn't play it.
Let me just check.
I do not want to miss this.
Here we go.
Is this it?
Yeah, it's for his mom, I think.
Yeah, was that Mark?
I don't know.
Yes, Mark.
Yeah, Mark Stewart.
There we go.
Get out of here!
You've got karma.
Can't mess that one up, man.
Boom.
Just in case it really works, you know.
People swear by this stuff.
Yeah, if it works, you know, you don't know.
Exactly.
That is it for our executive producers and associate executive producers for episode 1,314 of the best podcast in the universe.
Thank you to all you producers and we'll be thanking more in our second segment.
It's your podcast.
You put it together.
You should be very proud of it.
You'd be very proud that we still can go on our merry way and continue because we are not...
We're not cancelable through advertising, corporate money, etc.
We're not financially cancelable.
The only way we can go away is either you stop supporting us or we find the real exit strategy.
We're still looking for that one.
Thank you.
And remember, you can do it again on Sunday by going to...
And thank you for providing your time, your talent, and your treasure for the Value for Value model.
Our formula is this.
We go out, we hit people in the mouth.
Order!
Order!
Shut up, slave!
Shut up, slave!
Please!
Well, Biden, I do have a clipped up version of Biden's inauguration.
42 seconds worth of...
And it's funny, you know, you can actually...
I'm now thinking you can randomize his speeches, and it actually kind of flows.
Sounds groovy.
Let me start doing that.
Sorry.
Here we go.
Let's begin to listen to one another again.
And today, we mark the swearing in as the first woman in American history elected to national office, Vice President Kamala Harris.
Don't tell me things can't change.
The right to dissent peaceably within the guardrails of our republic is perhaps this nation's greatest strength.
Yet hear me clearly, disagreement must not lead to disunion.
And I pledge this to you, I will be a president for all Americans.
We must end this uncivil war that pits red against blue, rural versus urban.
What did he say?
Rural versus Reuben?
What?
Erlen.
Rural versus Erlen.
The gaffes are going to be everywhere.
And we're starting to pick them up already.
John King, CNN. The big question right now for the new team and for President Biden is, is bipartisanship possible?
And if it's not, are they willing to go their own way and just on a partisan basis?
Just make something very clear.
It's early.
There are obviously a lot of meetings and a lot of actions that are going to be taken over the course of the next couple of days.
And don't discount the relationship that exists between President Biden and President Biden.
There it is.
And Jen Psaki is back.
Psaki, P-S-A-K-I. Jen Psaki used to love her over there at the State Department.
She's got that red hair.
She's kicking ass, taking names.
And she almost did it, but she caught herself.
Also today...
President Biden.
Woo!
Woo!
Close.
I have a funny clip.
She's going to do this press conference every day for a while, so she'll be on again today, so we'll be able to catch some stuff.
And I have one where I think you can wonder what's on her mind, what's on her mind with this particular clip.
Thank you.
The U.S. Citizenship Act modernizes our immigration system.
It provides hardworking people who have enriched our communities and lived here for decades an opportunity to earn citizenship.
The President's priority reflected in the bill are to responsibly manage the border, keep families together, grow our economy, Address the root causes of migration from Central America and ensure that America can remain a refuge for those fleeing prosecution.
What was wrong besides the almost- They're fleeing prosecution?
Oh, hold on.
Central America and ensure that America can remain a refuge for those fleeing prosecution.
Yeah, well, for those.
It's supposed to be persecution.
Not prosecution.
This is a point of contention.
There's a lot of people make this mistake.
Perhaps we should elaborate because it happened on the previous episode and people were emailing about it.
Prosecution versus persecution.
The idea is if you're fleeing prosecution, that means you've been arrested.
You're a fugitive.
You're a fugitive.
You're a fugitive from justice that could be extradited.
That's not why they're coming here.
They're fleeing persecution.
But she said prosecution.
Nobody questioned it.
She just kept going.
I thought she said prostitution.
I'm thinking that was on her mind.
Prosecution as opposed to persecution.
Oh, yeah.
Well, of course it is.
I have the rundown in the show notes.
It's nicely done with a simple link, not a bunch of bullcrap.
Producer Billy Talty put it together.
So the executive orders on this first day, we have the letter to the World Health Organization saying, yo, yo, we're still in.
Same to the Paris climate.
And this is interesting because now it's interchangeable.
Agreement and accord are being used.
And I'm not sure which one can turn into something that gets ratified for spending of money.
Then revoking all the regulatory restrictions and oversights put in place by Trump.
There's a lot of those.
Possibly redoing the census to count everyone, whether they are a citizen or not.
DACA being reinstated with a path to, although I still have yet to see the language, with a path to citizenship.
So that could be a significant amount of new citizens.
Getting rid of the border wall emergency.
The climate change executive order.
I don't think the Green New Deal folks are going to be so happy with it, just for my cursory look.
It's reinstating of caps on Arctic drilling, which will be fun.
I don't know how they're going to deal with Putin, who's up there.
Looking into expanding national parks, setting up a group, though, to find out what the social cost of carbon and the social cost of nitrous oxide and the social cost of methane is.
So that's a committee that will, someone's going to make out like a bandit.
I'm sure there'll be billions made available for those groups to study stuff.
And a tip of the hat to our buddy there with Burlington Northern.
Warren Buffett gets his train business back as the Keystone Pipeline is revoked.
We'll see.
And I believe President Biden is talking to Justin Trudeau today to discuss that.
And then equity and gender identity.
Ooh, my.
Ooh, yes.
Executive order wishing to result in expanding the recent Supreme Court ruling so that sexual orientation and gender identity will apply to Title IX, which applies to housing, immigration, and a lot more.
We will...
Hey, no...
No payments.
There'll be no restitution.
There'll be no reparations.
But we will look into treating black and brown people better with lots of equity.
Which for some reason black and brown communities now, they've tacked on rural communities as members of the disadvantaged, underserved class.
Which is correct because you're talking about really a financial class, but they're just throwing black and brown people in.
He made his team sign an ethics pledge not to take gifts or use their power to lobby.
Although I saw during the inauguration, I saw there were all kinds of gifts from every state.
You see that?
I didn't know that.
The states give gifts to the incoming president?
Do they kneel and bow their heads and put their arms out with the gift in their hands?
They had them on little displays.
Is it done like that?
No, they had them on little displays, like a velvet carpeted room, and it was like a science fair.
So he would go from stand to stand, and some state representative would say, Now, if you pour the water in here, the baking soda will make the volcano erupt.
It was bizarre.
I'd never seen that before.
Student loans paused.
That could be indefinite.
I'm not quite sure how that works.
Who does that hurt the most?
The U.S. taxpayer?
Is it all the Treasury?
None of that is by any commercial lending.
It's all the U.S. government.
That was ended years ago.
Right.
I just didn't know if that carried over and they were backing it, but it was all transferred to the government.
Not that I know of.
Hard money.
So that's quite a lot.
And then there's going to be a regulatory review to modernize the regulation process to, quote, promote public health and safety, economic growth, social welfare, racial justice, environmental stewardship, human dignity, equity.
Notice we saw this changing a while back.
Not equality, equity.
And equity means equal regardless of representation.
So if the African Americans are 15% of the population, they don't get 15%.
No, no, that would just be plain old equality.
Now we need to have equity.
It's all equal.
As if it's important what someone's skin color is like, but in this new administration it is.
And that was just his first day.
So that's pretty good.
You see that big stack he had next to him on the desk?
Yeah, he's pooped.
So I actually recorded him.
He's pooped.
He's going to be done for a week.
So I recorded him doing the first three because I thought that was symbolic what would be the first three.
Mm-hmm.
Do you know what the first three were?
No.
What was the first one he signed?
The most important, it seems to me, because he could die in the middle of the signing ceremony, so the first one would have to be the most important.
You don't have to play the clip, I'm just going to tell you.
Okay.
So the first one was, what do you think?
What would it be?
You named all of them.
What would be the most important one?
Give me a second.
The first one...
I would say it would have to be something about equity, equality, and diversity.
Mask mandate.
Ah!
Yes!
I forgot to mention the mask mandate.
I've read the executive order on the mask mandate.
What are we told about this?
What is the mandate?
You have to wear a mask for a hundred days.
I don't even remember if it was a hundred days or not.
You have to wear a mask now by mandate.
Biden's...
We're going to mask up for 100 days.
Mask up for 100 days.
Yeah, they realize he doesn't have that power.
If you look at the executive order, and he does have that power over interstate commerce.
Not over me.
Over interstate commerce and federal agencies.
But the term 100 days...
The number 100 or even a sunset date is not in the executive order.
You can count.
In fact, don't we start today?
Is today T-99?
That's my guess.
I don't think it's...
I don't think you'll stop at 100.
But this is your assertion that...
And it could be true.
You wrote it again in the newsletter.
That now the virus is going to go away, the vaccine will start working, and we're going to open up.
And, man, if that's really true, if they kept us locked down like pests, like bugs, just because of Trump, which would be apparent if they do that right now, I mean, that would be unconscionable.
And that's what you're suggesting, that this was all based on Trump.
And there's evidence for it.
I see the World Health Organization, on the same day Biden inaugurated, they come out with a reiteration of their memo from December, and it was sent again earlier this month.
That, yeah, you know, if you get a positive PCR result and the person doesn't look like they're sick, which is how it should have always been done from day one, then you need to take another sample and run it again because it's probably a false positive.
So now they've reiterated that.
They already did this.
They've done it again to make sure everybody knows, and that could be the signal that it's ending.
But I'm not so sure that everyone's on board.
Do you think that...
For me, it's lockstep.
But do you think...
Sure.
Who controls the media?
CIA. No.
Okay.
And China.
Who controls it is the people with the money.
Pharmaceutical companies...
I'm not so sure that they want this to go away, and I feel this variant is cropping up as a hedge for these guys to keep it going a little bit longer.
Well, good luck.
Well, let me play a couple of variant clips.
Just so we get an idea.
ABC this morning.
At least 20 states are reporting new cases of the more contagious COVID variant first found in the UK. But in Los Angeles, more than one third of COVID patients are now believed to be carrying a newly discovered California variant.
Something that's stickier, like this new variant potentially is, can cause us to have setbacks in all the hard work that we've done so far.
Doctors say the mutation is likely to blame for the recent explosion in cases.
Funeral homes in L.A. County are so overwhelmed, cemeteries can't keep up.
One family says it may take more than one month to bury their loved ones.
I think this is nice that they're mentioning this, because that is the primary reason for refrigerated trucks being turned into morgues, is not because the hospitals are so full they're tossing dead bodies like Auschwitz into a pile on a truck.
No!
They cannot be processed.
People can't do funerals.
They want to keep their loved ones on ice a bit longer to give them a proper send-off.
That's what's going on.
It took about six to seven hours to get through this mortuary.
And now the state faces new vaccination troubles.
Officials are recommending hospitals throw out one batch of the Moderna vaccine after several people reported severe allergic reactions.
Then we have Dr.
Fauci.
And remember, there's a variant, but there could also be a strain.
And now we're kind of going back and forth between which one is it.
And they do have different meanings.
Fauci was on NBC's Meet the Press with Chip Chod Tuck.
To address the question.
What's your level of concern about this new variant that clearly a lot of folks are concerned is certainly more contagious?
Yeah.
Well, we're taking it really very seriously, Chuck.
You don't want people to panic, but you have to look at it from a certain standpoint.
Yes, there's no doubt when you look at what the Brits, and now remember, people need to realize there's more than There's one from the UK that's essentially dominated.
That's the one that is actually seen in the United States.
There's another more ominous one that's in South Africa or Brazil.
We're looking at all of them very, very carefully.
A, to determine...
I mean, obviously, the Brits have made it very clear that it's more contagious.
They say that it isn't more virulent.
But, you know, we've got to be careful, because the more cases you get, Even though on a one-to-one basis, it's not more virulent, meaning it doesn't make you more sick or more likely to die, just by numbers alone, the more cases you have, the more hospitalizations you're going to have, and the more hospitalizations you have, the more deaths you're going to have.
The thing we really want to look at carefully is that, does that mutation lessen the impact of the vaccine?
And if it does, Chuck, then we're going to have to make some modifications, but we're all over that.
We're looking at that really very carefully.
I'm hearing the modification word coming up, and will it lead to new restrictions like the rest of the globe?
Is there a point with this variant that you think there's going to be new restrictions, whether advice that says double mask or additional lockdowns?
Are we close to any of those ideas?
Well, I think one of the things we've got to do, Chuck, and, you know, maybe the silver lining, if you want to call that, is that when you have a variant that's really very, very different in the sense of it's more contagious, it tells you to do two things.
One, double down on the public health measures that we've been talking about all the time.
Be very compulsive.
As the president-elect says, at least for the first hundred days and maybe more, everybody wear a mask.
Keep the distance.
Avoid the congregate settings.
But also, another important thing, the easiest way to evade this negative effect of these new isolates is to just when the vaccine becomes available, people should get vaccinated.
Boy, if ever there was a clarion call for people to put aside vaccine hesitancy, if we can get the You know, the overwhelming majority of the population vaccinated, we'd be in very good shape and could beat even the mutant.
So now we have variant, mutant, and strain.
Fauci has introduced the mutant thing twice now.
And luckily, Cheryl Atkinson, podcaster, talked to a real virologist and got some explanation, Dr.
John Dye.
Back to the variant, a lot of people talk about there's a different strain.
You explained to me before that sometimes that's misuse of the term strain.
It's more of a variant.
Can you explain what's going on and the difference?
Sure.
So a different strain, it's virology speak, so I don't want to get into that too much, but there has to be a certain amount of genetic diversity between one isolate and another isolate to say these are distinct strains of a virus.
The number of changes that is occurring between person X and person Y and person Z and person XX is not different enough to actually classify these as different strains.
Now, that's a good thing.
When you talk about different strains, you have a better chance of having a vaccine or treatment not work because it's more divergent.
The closer we are, if we narrow our window, and this is what we have, a more narrow window, we have a more likely chance of being able to protect against this particular isolate, this particular variant, and the other variants that come out.
So it's not necessarily more alarming that we're seeing this United Kingdom variant identified in the United States.
It was a matter of time before it got here.
Ooh, just a matter of time before it got here.
Double mask up, double down, everybody.
It's going to be great.
Yeah, well, you can...
I mean, they can't keep this up, so I'm going to actually give a date when this all ends.
Okay.
I'll give a date.
April 4th.
It will...
April 4th?
So that's...
They can back it off.
Why April 4th?
Well, April 4th, it's just like in that window of 100 days.
But April 4th is Easter.
And Biden, being the Catholic boy that he is, knows it's got to be...
Oh, yeah.
He'll do the...
He'll be...
He will be able to open by Easter, but something Trump couldn't do.
That would be a good one.
That would make sense.
I think it's going to be then.
Now, I... You also missed...
There's one other thing they're doing besides this variant nonsense.
Mm-hmm.
Is the kids.
They're going after the kids.
The kids are getting...
Because we've got to do something to keep the schools closed.
So I have a clip from ABC. This is COVID porn.
And now the kids are at risk.
Tonight we move on to the coronavirus emergency and that stunning number we mentioned at the top.
More than 400,000 lives lost now.
100,000 lives in just the last month.
And tonight, new and highly contagious variants of the virus continuing to appear.
And can the vaccines stop them as well?
Here's Steve Olsensami.
Together, these faces equal an American tragedy.
The more than 400,000 people in this country who would be alive today if it weren't for the pandemic.
Bells are ringing in every corner of America tonight for the victims.
In California, the family of Veronica Quevera-Giron is beyond heartbroken.
Their sister leaves behind six children.
She was eight months pregnant when she tested positive for the coronavirus and died just three days after giving birth to a healthy baby girl.
We can give all the love and support that a family can give, but we're never going to.
In Michigan, Bill Sinekki is a COVID survivor, one of nine people in his family who got sick after celebrating the holidays together.
His mother died, and he told the doctor that he believes it's his fault.
Because I know I gave it to her.
I'm pretty sure I did.
And he said, no.
He said, Bill, at least you didn't have to go on a ventilator for two months.
And someone reached in and pulled you out from the other side.
Because you weren't doing well.
He said, so I think she was here with you.
The president is getting much of the blame.
An ABC News Washington Post poll shows that only 38% of Americans approve of his handling of the crisis.
Early on, he predicted that 15 cases would go down to zero.
We are doing a great job.
It will go away.
You know it is going away.
And it will go away.
Now there are new strains, including one from England that could become dominant and could be up to 50% more contagious.
And another variant responsible for new outbreaks in Northern California.
They're now worried what effect this will have on the vaccine.
There are now increasing concerns about how this virus is impacting children.
Last week, more than 211,000 children in this country were reported sick with the coronavirus, the highest weekly jump since the pandemic began.
I'm sorry.
Hold on a second.
I'd like to know where his number came from.
Over 200,000 children reported sick with coronavirus.
Is that the new way to describe a positive PCR result?
Or is there some list where parents report their children are sick and they're keeping them home?
Because you can't...
They're keeping them home anyway.
Right, but you cannot report that there's 200,000 were sick with the coronavirus if it's just a positive PCR. Sure you can!
I'm not so...
You know, I hear you with the political...
I have a feeling the pharmaceutical guys want to drag this out longer.
Scott?
They're just going to put themselves out of business.
Let's see.
Scott Gottlieb was on CBS' Face the Nation.
Right now, this new variant is about 0.5% of all infections nationally.
There's hot spots in Southern California and Florida that may be closer to 1%.
But it's going to double every week.
So it's about doubling every week.
That's the experience from other countries.
And that's the experience we've seen so far in the United States.
So it's 1% now.
It'll be 2%, then 4%, then 8%, then 16%, then 32%.
So in about five weeks, this is going to start to take over.
The only backstop against this new variant is the fact that we will have a lot of infection by then.
So there'll be a lot of immunity in the population.
And we will be vaccinating more people.
But this really changes the equation and I think what we're looking at is a relentless strike from this virus heading into the spring whereas infections really would have started to decline in the spring.
We would have had a quiet spring.
We could have persistently high levels of infection in the spring until we finally get enough people vaccinated.
That's going to be the trick.
They still want to get you vaccinated all the way to the spring and it's so desperate that some companies are trying to bribe They're employees to take the shot.
Bribing them with everything.
In the UK, you now have...
It's not a bribe, it's a threat.
You have the no jab, no job.
So there will be jobs that you cannot have if you have not been jabbed.
Um...
I have a two-parter on vaccines, on the teasers.
I want you to play the teaser, the ABC teaser.
This is a four-second clip.
There's also growing concern tonight over the vaccine in this country from New York to Michigan to California.
So you hear that?
I'm listening to that.
He says New York, Michigan, California.
I'm thinking, oh, it's a concern.
They're going to talk about Moderna vaccine being kicked out of California, 300,000 doses.
We can't use it.
We don't want it because it's making people sick as a dog.
Well, let's be factual.
They are having severe allergic reactions.
So when I'm hearing that tease, that's what I'm thinking, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
From New York to Michigan to California, concern over how slow the vaccinations have gone.
And New York City's mayor tonight saying the city will be out of the vaccine by week's end.
ABC's Kaylee Hartung on that part of the story tonight.
Tonight, Kathleen Drogovich, among the first to line up at this vaccination site in Long Beach.
With this shot, she's one step closer to seeing her 91-year-old mother, who she hasn't seen in over a year.
How do you feel?
I feel like I'm part of the solution, so...
I feel great.
Mega sites that can vaccinate thousands a day, opening up across LA County today.
The incoming CDC director detailing President-elect Biden's vision to give 100 million doses in his first 100 days.
These will be community vaccination centers.
They will be mobile vans.
Until then, states getting creative.
Connecticut transforming an old runway into the state's largest drive-thru vaccination center.
And Washington State turning to Starbucks and Costco to help boost distribution.
But as more sites open up across the country, the supply of shots is quickly running out.
The state of Michigan had a shortfall of about 50,000 vaccines.
Without more shipments this week, New York City may have to start canceling appointments.
We will have literally nothing left to give as of Friday.
Back in Long Beach, Mayor Robert Garcia's mission to get his city vaccinated is deeply personal.
His mother and stepfather both died of COVID over the summer.
I don't want people to go through like what I went through, and so I know every vaccine to me is like someone's life being saved.
David, the mayor of Long Beach tells me he's spoken with the Biden administration, and they understand there need to be changes to the distribution process.
David.
All right, Kaylee Hartung tonight, Kaylee.
So, what's the takeaway?
It's all Trump's fault still?
Is that the basic idea?
It's going to be, well, it's always Trump's fault, but the thing is, this is important.
Everyone's getting shots.
We're not going to talk about the situation with the Moderna shots in California.
No, why would you?
There's going to be shortages.
We've got to push, push, push.
We've got to get everyone shot.
Biden's going to have 100 days and 100 million people.
All this adds up to me to be the mask and the 100 million shots.
It's going to be over.
This thing is ending, and it's all because Biden did it differently.
And then what they're going to do, if you remember, the bitchin' moan during, I think in March, April, May, June, they're always moaning about, oh, the Obama, you know, it goes like this.
Trump does a crappy job, he's doing a crappy job, and then the retort was, well, when Biden and Obama were doing it with the H1N1, they just stopped taking reports, and then they just didn't let anybody do it.
Test.
They stopped the testing.
They stopped everything.
That's what they're going to do again.
They're going to reverse this whole thing faster than you can imagine.
Okay.
So, with your opinion clearly stated, I'd like to just present a couple more clips without you saying, nah, nah, nah, nah.
Because it's very hard to even set up a clip.
You jump right in with your nah, nah, nah.
I can't use that much, but it's a good imitation.
When you've decided something, then you don't want to hear any other argument.
Well, I'm all ears.
I'm not going to jump in.
You can mute me.
I'll mute myself.
No, because you'll forget to turn it back on.
Well, that's probably true.
So this is the...
We're going back to Norway, where...
Was it Norway or Denmark?
Maybe it was Denmark.
Yeah.
Who had 78 severe adverse reactions, 10, I think it was 23 or maybe 32 elderly people died.
The reporting of this is what just gets me time and again.
This is India 1.
It's the English version.
A lot of people watch this and how they report on these deaths from the side effects of the Pfizer-Moderna vaccine.
It is being reported that 23 elderly people have died in days following the Pfizer vaccine jab in Norway.
Besides the 23 deaths, several others have taken ill due to the Pfizer-BioNTech vaccine.
It is reported that out of the 23 deaths, 13 died due to side effects related to the vaccine.
All those who succumbed were nursing home patients and over 80 years old.
Despite this, health officials are not alarmed and they say that the vaccine targeting needs to be adjusted and cautioned against vaccinating those above 80 years.
The Norwegian Institute of Public Health said for those with the most severe frailty, even relatively mild vaccine side effects can have serious consequences.
Pfizer and BioNTech are working with the Norwegian authorities to investigate the deaths in Norway.
According to Pfizer, the regulator discovered the number of incidents so far is not alarming and in line with expectations.
It is to be noted that there is no direct correlation between the deaths and the Pfizer jab yet.
However, 13 of those who died displayed common side effects of mRNA vaccines like diarrhea, fever and nausea.
I don't understand.
It's like, no, these are known side effects, no direct correlation to the vaccine.
And of course, you know, we knew that those side effects could happen and we know those side effects can kill people.
But then why are they vaccinating people over 80 if they know this?
Now people...
I'm getting email after email from nursing homes.
The patients, the residents don't want the vaccine.
The nursing staff doesn't want the vaccine.
So to turn this all around, they're at least going to have to sell the 100 million doses or whatever Joe is really...
President Joe is shilling for because people are confused.
And now it's so desperate...
If correct, that it's going to be over by April because that's our last shot.
We've got to get all the vaccines out, sell as much as we can.
And I think maybe set up for the next season, but we'll see.
They're doing everything, including paying workers to take it.
To take what?
Check out this story.
Some companies are having to step up their vaccination promotion so much that they're going to pay them.
Grocery store chain Aldi unveiling its plan to incentivize workers to take the virus, providing them with two hours of pay for each...
What?
Germans.
So, be quiet and you'll learn what he says.
Pay them.
What's wrong with saying Germans?
People should know they're Germans.
You stepped right on the punchline, that's why.
Could not have been more perfect.
Check out this story.
Some companies are having to step up their vaccination promotion so much that they're going to pay them.
Grocery store chain Aldi unveiling its plan to incentivize workers to take the virus, providing them with two hours of paper.
Hey!
Why don't you want to take the virus?
We're going to pay you for it!
We'll pay you!
Seriously!
Not corrected.
The rest of his little clip here is quite newsworthy.
Aldi unveiling its plan to incentivize workers to take the virus, providing them with two hours of pay for each dose they receive, up to four hours total.
They join Dollar General, Trader Joe's, Instacart as some of the companies incentivizing their employees to get the vaccine.
I think, Julia Borson, this is the story that we don't talk about enough.
There's problems in distribution, there's problems in supply, but the reality is there's a huge portion of the population that simply does not want to take it.
So, if that's a sales tactic from the mainstream, it's an interesting one.
Where did that report appear?
CNBC. Small, small outlet.
Very few viewers.
In China...
I'm just going to run through the rest of these that I have.
In China, according to the Dutch State Department, who sent a note, I have it in the show notes, there's a lot of Dutch people living in China, working in China, expats.
They are not recommending the Dutch...
Take any vaccine that is not approved by the EMA, the European Medical Agency, and they list how many vaccines are available in China for the coronavirus.
And this is a number I've never read anywhere.
I didn't know about it.
I don't know if they're full of crap.
Can you take a guess how many vaccines, Chinese vaccines, there are for the coronavirus?
And these are only Chinese-only vaccines?
Chinese-only.
Yes, Chinese-only.
Well, I think we came up with 10 or 12 around the world, including two Chinese ones, so we know there's at least two.
I'm having to guess 20.
200.
Holy moly.
200.
They must just be putting everything.
Yeah, wonton soup.
Ah, yes.
They shoot this in.
I don't know.
But coming from the Dutch State Department, I'd give it some credence.
But here's a calculation I'd like people to make.
I always like looking at risk.
I think you may have a better chance of getting COVID and dying from it than you do dying in an automobile accident.
I think one out of every 103 trips you take, you could die from an automobile accident.
But let's look at the vaccine.
So we've determined the vaccine does have...
Unless you're given the virus.
I mean, if your company's offering the virus, I don't care how much they pay, don't take it.
If they want you to take the vaccine, you can consider the following.
For the...
mRNA vaccine, as of December 18th, so these are the numbers from December 18th, the adverse event rate in the United States is 2.79%, so almost 2.8% chance that you will have an adverse reaction.
If you don't, You have a chance of 0.26% of getting sick and dying of COVID. So it seems to me your chances of something nasty happening to you are much larger if you take the vaccine.
Where are you getting those numbers?
From the CDC. We know the infection fatality rate is 0.26%.
I mean, it's less than 0.5%.
The infection fatality rate.
So you're infected and you die.
But an adverse event...
I don't know if that's true.
I thought it was cases which means you actually had symptoms and died.
Yes, the number infection fatality rate should officially, I think, be derived from all their positive tests, but I think it's only cases that are really registered as cases.
But it's still under half a percent.
Are these numbers wrong?
I could be doing the math wrong.
I could be doing it wrong.
I don't have them in front of me, so I can't do anything.
I would still take...
I want people to remember that if you look at Nigeria, which has half of our population, they have a total death count of 1,478, as this show is being broadcast, with total cases of 115,000 and recovered 92,000.
Yeah.
With 1,400 deaths.
We have 400,000 deaths with twice the population.
And it doesn't make any sense.
Well, the reporting of the deaths have been combined into PIC, pneumonia, influenza, and COVID. And looking at the total, we have an excess death number, no larger than the 2009 flu, and we have zero flu.
That's gone away because it's being combined into these numbers.
No one addresses it.
No one ever says, excuse me, what are you counting in these numbers?
And how come influenza is gone mysteriously?
And if it's gone, why do we still have to take your flu shot?
I mean, come on.
No, no, no, Mr.
Curry.
You're way off on this.
You're dog whistling again.
Oh, there I go.
The reason you take the flu shot, it just shows that the flu shot's effective.
That's why there's less flu cases, because people are taking the flu shot.
Oh, okay.
Like, lockdown's worked, and that's why there's not two million people dead.
Yes.
Yeah, I got you.
Of course, it still begs the question whether there's only 1,478 dead in Nigeria, which is half our population, crowded squalor-like conditions.
Nobody's wearing masks except a few people, but some people do, some people don't.
India the same way.
India has like four times, maybe five times our population.
They have half our cases.
And the same thing, it's not really what you call a country that's notorious for being very clean.
But yet they have half of our cases and they got five times our people.
It doesn't make any sense.
These numbers are all bogus.
Yeah.
Or they're genuine, real numbers and it's created by mass hysteria.
It's all possible.
It could be a combo.
You want to talk about mass hysteria?
All right.
Now, gentlemen, I'm talking to the dudes right now.
When you hear this next piece of news, if you're going to rush off and get the vaccine, I personally would recommend you wait for the Johnson& Johnson vaccine, which is a traditional vaccine.
It doesn't have any of the unknown elements of mRNA.
Unknown to me.
But we know what it is.
We've been told.
But...
Doesn't seem like a great thing.
And this does come from research as published in the, well, the PMC. So that's the official National Institutes of Health study.
Indeed, COVID-19 can cause erectile dysfunction in men.
This is the marketing they've got to push.
That's not good.
Well, unless they want to sell more of the other products.
More Viagra.
And that's a Pfizer drug.
Oh, shoot!
Maybe there's a connection there.
Maybe they're going for something.
Yeah.
No problem.
The disc is really easily solved with a blue pill.
My goodness.
Meanwhile, while we're laughing kind of about this, countries are locked down tight.
I put video on the show notes of the Netherlands.
So the museum...
Plain.
The Museum Square, which is the big grass field right near the Rijksmuseum off to the side of the Van Gogh Museum and the Stadelik Museum.
You've been to Amsterdam, so you know the big grass field.
That's where Obama landed the helicopter.
Yeah, there was a field there.
I agree.
So that field was filled with Black Lives Matter protests along with the dam, which was allowed by the mayor of Amsterdam.
Because people, it was legitimate protests people needed for Black Lives Matter.
And they called it Black Lives Matter in the Netherlands.
Yeah.
Legitimate, legitimate protests.
I'm surprised it wasn't Black Pete Matters.
That was part of the reason why it was okay.
Because we have a problem here.
We're all racist in the Netherlands.
All those people were out there protesting Black Lives Matter.
That was okay and necessary.
And the mayor said, Femke Halsama said she couldn't stop it anyway.
So, just a few days ago, the Dutch people came out and were calmly standing around on the museum plane, and they were protesting the curfew.
And curfew has a very deep psychological effect on the people of the Netherlands, particularly the older people, because the last time there was a curfew, it was instituted by the Nazis.
And they've never had a, they didn't have a, never had a curfew before and never had one since.
And it's called the offent clock, the evening clock.
And you, these words alone trigger people.
And like, no, this is where we draw the line.
We're not going to have a curfew.
I know it's nocturnal.
The rest of the world has proved that.
New York has a curfew because that's when the virus comes out and tries to kill you.
But we're not going to stand for it.
And what we're going to do is we're going to stand here Peacefully and let everybody know that we don't agree with it.
And within no time, the water cannons came out.
They were beating old people with clubs.
It was complete SWAT riot teams brutalizing peaceful people demonstrating.
I've never seen this in...
Well, no.
I've seen a little bit in the 70s, but the 70s protests, the anarchists, they were nuts.
I mean, they were breaking stuff, burning stuff, blowing stuff up.
These people were just standing around.
And there was no real warning.
They came in and just started, like, spraying them and beating them.
It was disgusting.
It's really, really bad.
So that's why we're going to have to build back better.
And Joe's going to lead the charge, and everybody's in step time for a supercut.
It's a very pertinent question to ask, how do we build back better?
To build back better or whatever.
Do you have a chance to reset the clock and build back better than before?
To build back better than before.
Remember the terrible damage of COVID as we try to build back from this global pandemic.
Joe Biden calls it build back better.
Build back better.
Building back better.
To do things differently.
To build back better.
We're going to build it back better.
And build it back better.
My plan to build back better.
Start taking all the problems that have been created in education and mental health and start to build back in a positive way.
I have launched a booklet called Build Back Better.
Britain after coronavirus.
It's about building this country back better.
A growing conspiracy following it.
It is called the Great Reset.
An unprecedented opportunity to rethink and reset the ways in which we live.
The great opportunity for reset.
The theory even calls Mr. Biden's campaign slogan, Build Back Better, a front for the conspiracy.
Build Back Better.
Building Back Better, our economy.
Build Back Better.
Better.
All elements of the Great Reset are fundamental to building the future we need.
This pandemic has provided an opportunity for a reset.
It's a big effort to, some would say, to build back better.
we would say to really have a reason, can I please say...
Can I ask a question?
Yeah.
Build what back better?
Well, I have answers.
I'm glad you asked.
I need answers because...
I've got answers.
You put everyone in their houses, everything's out there standing around.
What do you need to build back better?
Build what?
Okay, I have answers.
First answer, if you go to whitehouse.gov and you view the source code of whitehouse.gov, the website...
You will see the dude named Ben have put in a plea to help us build back better with a link to a website where you can sign up to become a dude named Ben for Joe.
So that's part of the build back better, but the timing with the inauguration could not be better.
It is time for the first virtual meetup of the World Economic Forum with our boy Klaus Schwab leading the way and telling us what's going to happen.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Good afternoon!
Hello!
2021 will be crucial.
It will be a pivotal year for the future of humankind.
Yeah!
It will be crucial because we have...
To continue to fight the virus, but we have to move out of the pandemic and we have to create sound economic growth which is more resilient, more inclusive, And more sustainable.
But what we have to do above all is to restore trust in our world.
Trust is needed in order to overcome the crisis, but trust is needed as a base to have a future-oriented mind and to construct the world for tomorrow.
So, what we're building back better is the world of tomorrow.
And I love...
If we had cast this and said, okay, then we're going to have this guy who sounds like the complete Dr.
Evil Nazi on the moon base leading this, it would be rejected by Hollywood.
But yet, here he is.
And he backs up your theory a tad, no, more than a tad, about your, will you say, April...
...release of the quarantine.
What we do is we launch a process.
Oh, launch!
Launch!
You launch!
He means launch, but launch!
The first step is the Davos agenda week, starting next Monday.
And the purpose of this week is to take stock, to look at the state of the world, to exchange visions and ideas, And to show directions.
But then, late May, we will have the first in-person global summit taking place in Singapore.
Kind of corroborates with your April there.
Late May is a little bit later than you said, but they're going to have the first in-person douchebag assembly, not in Davos, but in Singapore.
And it wouldn't be Klaus Schwab if Klaus didn't plug a new book.
We have defined five policy areas.
And of course, they are all interconnected.
First, driving responsible industry transformation.
Business finally is moving to accept the stakeholder principle.
The stakeholder principle that is after the great reset, you get the stakeholder principle.
And we will publish.
At the beginning of next week, a book on stakeholder capitalism, and the subtitle is A Global Economy That Works for Progress, People, and Supply.
There it is!
What are we building back better?
We're building back better for the climate!
The second policy area which we will address is enhancing global stewardship.
And here we will focus, particularly also in few COP26, on the climate crisis and on moving to a carbon-free, carbon-zero world.
The third area is designing fair economic and social systems.
And here, one of the gravity centers of our efforts is, of course, the future of jobs, how to create decent livelihoods for everybody.
The fourth area is technologies for good.
And the fifth is...
Technologies for good.
That's a good one.
As opposed to how you're using it now?
Is technologies for good?
And the fifth is global cooperation.
How can we create a multilateral system which is more inclusive, which is adapted to the needs of the 21st century?
I would call it the multilateral system 4.0.
The multilateral system 4.0.
Now we need to understand the multilateral system.
Is that not just the globalist New World Order?
Well, the problem is he can't get China and Russia and probably not India to sign on to any of this crap.
Who is this guy?
He started the World Economic Forum as some sort of a guy who could manage to do events.
He's like an event planner.
He is an event planner.
He's now taking himself so seriously.
He thinks he's a pundit.
Yes, but he's got the CEOs of the largest corporations on this whole Zoom meeting with him all going, yeah, Klaus, yeah, Klaus, climate Klaus, climate Klaus.
That's what they call him, climate Klaus.
You got his new name, climate Klaus.
Climate Klaus.
Climate Klaus will make it better.
So climate Klaus's idea is to crush all economies by crushing the small business and then we're going to go to carbon neutral, which is all Green New Deal, carbon free, CO2, nitrogen, nitrous oxide, whatever, all of it gone, gone, gone.
gone, so that it's all batteries, and then we're going to find good jobs for you, good jobs!
Which will be, I don't know, sticking solar cells on panels.
Your green new deal!
That's what they want, and then they can polish up all the financial crap that's wrong and let companies go bankrupt and create new ones and buy up the financial trickery.
And then they think that they can finally fulfill the dream of a carbon exchange and taxing people for breathing.
I don't put it past them to take it that far.
Now, will Climate Klaus be successful?
Doubtful.
But again, it's the corporations.
These corporations can do a lot.
Look at the deplatforming.
Look at the purge that's taking place.
And the private companies can accept who they want in the hotel or on the airplane or in the rental car.
Climate Klaus says play with the game.
I'm liking this Climate Klaus.
I can do him more often.
I like it too.
You do a good Climate Klaus.
And they've all bought in.
I mean, what else is Build Back better about than that?
That's what it is.
It's a meaningless phrase.
Yeah.
And will it go that far?
I don't know.
No, it won't go anywhere.
But they're going to talk about it a lot.
They can get rid of the capitalist system like that one guy did and they said on the super clips.
Yeah, you get rid of capitalism and go to a socialistic central government control, control of everything.
You can do all these things.
But, you know, even the most ardent lefty outside of the justice Democrats, they're not buying any of this stuff.
They like to make money.
They're Silicon Valley guys.
They're all billionaires.
Accidental in many cases, but they're still billionaires.
They're not going to give all their money to somebody else.
They're a bunch of cheap pricks.
Let's listen to one of those elites who might want to try and go for the full socialist deal, Senator Elizabeth Warren.
While the bottom quarter in America has gone down, down, down.
Did you see the recent data out of the Fed that for lower income families that is 20 percent?
Think about that.
And at that same moment, we've seen the top 1 percent in this crisis get richer than ever before.
They have made hundreds of billions of dollars.
That's why we call this the K-shaped recovery.
The top has gone up and others have gone down.
And we have a chance to repair that.
We have a chance to make this a country that works, not just for that top that's going up, but to create opportunity for everyone else as well.
We could do this.
Senator Elizabeth Warren of Massachusetts, a former leading Democratic candidate for president.
Senator, I know you have lots of options on a big night like this.
Yeah, she was out and about talking about her wealth tax.
If you could get one policy on the table right now and get it through that 50-50 Senate and have Kamala Harris hit that button and make it happen, what do you think would help the most?
Wealth tax.
A two-cent tax on the top one-tenth of one percent in this country.
And I'll tell you why.
It's not only about putting just a modest tax on these giant fortunes.
It's about the revenue that produces then to build opportunity throughout our economy.
With that two cents...
We could provide universal childcare and universal preschool and raise the wages of every childcare worker and preschool teacher in America.
We could put money in the K-12.
We could make post-high school education, two-year college, four-year college, technical school, tuition-free.
We could cancel.
A huge amount of the student loan debt.
We could deal with the disparities that COVID has shown us, the ones that have forced us to have to look head-on to it.
She's going to have such a great time yapping about this, and Andrew Yang will jump in and say, I told you we should give people $1,500 a month.
UBI is the way to go.
But the general message is well understood by the children of Gitmo Nation.
Shut up, slaves!
Eat mac and cheese!
Mealworms may soon be found on dinner tables in Europe as they became the first insect to be approved as a human food.
This is the mealworm.
On Wednesday, the European Food Safety Agency concluded the yellow beetle larva is safe to eat, whole or dried.
High in protein, mealworms can also be used in a variety of dishes.
The Dalekisi is already being enjoyed in parts of the world, including Africa, Australia and New Zealand.
Experts believe this could potentially be a sustainable and low carbon emission source of food for the future.
Did you catch that little thing in there?
This delicacy?
I'm sorry, what?
She says mealworms can be put in a variety of foods and then she says this delicacy, like mealworms are now a delicacy.
Yeah, oh yeah.
Yeah, bugs.
We want to eat bugs.
They had mealworms.
You know, I was thinking why they had mealworms.
First they wanted to eat cockroaches and cockroach milk.
Right.
And now mealworms.
These are different kinds of alien species amongst us that need to eat these things.
These are delicacies.
Repetilians will eat the...
I don't know who eats the mealworms.
It must be birds.
It's a delicacy.
Who eats it?
On what planet?
The people telling you to eat this eat it.
That's why it's the lizards!
I love bugs!
Bugs, bugs, bugs!
Tastes like poop.
I mean, we've been laughing and joking about this for 14 years, and now it's here.
They're going to want you to eat bugs, they want you to eat cockroaches and mealworms, want to take a shot with the actual virus.
I mean, they do not have the jab.
They don't have our best interest at heart.
You don't think?
I don't think so, no.
Especially when our girl's coming back to town, Vicki Newland.
One of the signature appointments from Joe Biden, he has invited back Victoria Newland, who, I presume a former colleague of yours, actually, who I read has a bit of a reputation for getting under the Kremlin's skin.
Is that right?
Well, only to the extent that she calls a spade a spade.
She's very direct.
She lived in Russia.
She speaks Russian.
So there's no fooling her, if you will.
Having said that, she's a very professional diplomat.
She's dealt one-on-one.
I mean, she was one of our top interlocutors with the Russians over the crisis in Ukraine when the war was at its peak.
And manage that relationship, that diplomatic engagement very professionally.
And so I think it's a huge asset to the government that she's willing to come back in and serve in the State Department again.
I think she's an asset to the world.
I mean, the last time we heard from Victoria Nuland on the global stage when she was staging the coup, the revolution in Ukraine.
While I'm driving off laughing, this is what I'll say.
Fuck the EU.
Oh, exactly.
Fuck the EU.
I wonder how the EU feels about her coming back.
Anyone say anything about that?
I doubt that they have the same impression that this fawning person had.
That she's a great interloper?
Interloper.
He's an interloper.
Interloper, interloculoper.
Yeah, it's going to be great.
I'm looking forward to at least the next two years as we count down.
Our first countdown is T-99 for masks.
Our second countdown will be until Joe dies.
Joe's not dying.
I found his personal Secret Service guy.
Asian, an Asian secret, Asian American, I'm sure he's American, Asian features.
And a lot of people were posting, oh look, China's already covering.
I'm like, no, I didn't think so.
If you really look at that guy, he, to me, it looked like he was there to stand as close to Joe Biden, the President Biden, as possible, just in case he trips or keels over.
Yes, he tends to shuffle.
And you can see the Secret Service who has a different pin on his lapel than the other Secret Service from what I could tell.
The Secret Asian Man.
Yeah, that's what he is.
Secret Asian Man.
Nice.
Secret Asian Man.
I think he's there to stop Joe from tripping and falling.
Yeah, he doesn't want him to break a hip.
No, of course not.
I'm going to show my sword by donating to No Agenda.
Imagine all the people who could do that.
Oh yeah, that'd be fab.
Yeah, on No Agenda.
In the morning.
We have a few people to thank for show 1314.
1314.
That's a lot.
Elosha Whetton in Spearwood, Washington.
I'm sorry, Western Australia.
Not Washington.
$150.
Brian Mitchell comes up with $131.30.
Michelle Small, $123.58.
Kevin Baddinger in Philadelphia, $122.21.
Zadok Brown, $120.21.
Aaron Farrell, $111.11 in Wadsworth, Illinois.
Scott Passion, Passion in Livonia, Michigan, 108.
Michael Mogran in Stewart, Florida, 99.99.
Dan Kaufman in Menasha, Wisconsin.
There's a pronunciation for that.
That's probably not that.
90.
Dan Scalise in Vernon, Connecticut.
8.008.
He's got a birthday, and that's a boob donation in honor of his son.
His son, Carlo, who turns 10, he falls asleep to the show every night, and when he wakes up, All he can say is, China's asshole!
Corrupting children from coast to coast and proud of it.
Yep.
John and Kim Watson come in from Aurora, Colorado, 77.
Sir Rick in Arlington, Washington, 6969.
Now these have notes.
Is there anything we needed to read on those?
No, that means it's a check.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Okay.
Gotcha.
Okay.
Seth Roberts is Charleston, South Carolina, 6133.
And he does have a douchebag call-out for his brother, Sean.
Douchebag!
And that's done.
Josiah Patterson in Powell, Tennessee, 56-11.
Corey Stewart in Jackson, Michigan, 55-37.
Lydia Terry Dominelli in Half Moon, New York, 55-33.
Dean Roker in East Grimstead, UK, 55-10, double nickels on the dime.
Not Jake in Thompson, Connecticut, 54-32.
And Jake has an award coming today.
It took four years, but like the Reverend Owls for Tortoise in the race, I have reached the finish line.
And would like to be knighted Sir Not Jake of the Quiet Corner.
Please give shout-outs to my friends from the New England meetups and No Agenda Social.
I would appreciate it if you would check with the kitchen to see if there's any leftover saltbush mutton seasoned on the hoof leftover from Sunday.
I'd like to sample that.
Don't place a special order, though.
The standard mutton and meat will do just fine.
Well, we do have some leftover saltbush mutton, so we'll get that for you.
In the morning, thank you for your courage, Not Jake.
See you in just moments at the roundtable.
Indeed.
Onward with Darren Cameron in Kansas City, Missouri, 55-33.
And Patrick Nestor.
Who's in Parts Unknown, $51.51.
Aaron Newberry in Littleton, Colorado, $50.33.
Maxine Waters Gravel's back, $50.14 from Louisville, Kentucky.
Maxine Waters Gravel, the ResistWeMunch.com nuts.
This is a cut from the sales, John.
From the nut sales, yes.
Nuts to you.
And there is a new fisting snack available on the menu, Bo Jiden's Corn Pop Nuts.
Resistwemunch.com.
All right.
What a business.
And those corn pop nuts are bad dudes.
Very bad.
Jeffrey Fife in Oakley, California.
5013 out in the middle of nowhere there.
Christopher Crowley in Fort Myers, Florida.
5001.
And the following people are just $50 donors.
And they, not just, but they donated 50 bucks.
And all I have to do is list their names and locations.
Starting with Greg Forney in Spirit Lake, Iowa.
Robert Case in Mill Spring, North Carolina.
Adrian Muller, or Mueller Muller probably.
Tascadero, California.
Sir Andrew Gusick in Greensboro, North Carolina.
Steven Clutter in Medina, Ohio.
Lucas Deaton in Dayton, Ohio.
Daniel Laboy, Sir Daniel, to you, in Bath, Michigan.
Thomas Burke, parts unknown.
Matthew Grice.
Julian Robbins in Aptos, California.
And last but not least...
Baronet Eamon Fisbump in Montgomery, Texas.
And Steve Clutter, who was from Medina, he requested a dedouching.
You've been dedouched.
And he had a douchebag for Ed Nolan.
Douchebag!
And Greg Hilbert.
Douchebag!
Got him.
And I had something make good on the list.
Did you see that?
Yeah, I got a couple make goods.
Okay, what you got?
Hand it over.
Well, you have them.
Trevor Green.
Now, Trevor is being...
I think he's being knighted today.
Let me double check.
Yes.
I've been listening to No Agenda since 2018.
This is my first time donating, so please de-douche it.
You've been de-douched.
Thank you so much for the insights on the media.
I started listening because I had a strong feeling that we were being fed propaganda, and now I am convinced.
I would like to attribute $1,000 of my donation.
Is this from...
Where did he come in with this?
Did we already do this?
I may have...
This was last week.
Oh, well, it was on the list.
So we can take it on.
Yeah, this is one I didn't...
It was on the list to be read because we didn't...
Ah, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha.
Because it was a blank.
I would like to attribute $1,000 of my donation to myself, which secures my place at the round table.
It does indeed.
I'd like to be known as Sir Ripoff the Maple, if it pleases the Peerage Committee.
Yeah, I'm sure it's okay.
I would like to request Boer Wars Rolls.
Boer's Worst.
Oh, Boer's.
That's probably dropped the T. South African.
Boer Worst Rolls with Mrs.
Ball Chutney.
That sounds pretty quite disgusting.
The extra penny can go into the jar.
We'll take that, and Adam can use it when he needs to kick in an extra penny.
No jingles, no karma.
Thank you very much for your courage and for your excellent podcast.
Thank you.
And we have Jeff Madrazo.
Love the show.
Please accept this donation, which shall be one of many.
I'd like to ask everyone that may be considering a donation to please do so.
We are living in dangerous times with unprecedented actions and censorship control now underway.
Programs such as No Agenda are essential sources of news and information with the added bonus of deep analysis and humor.
We must all take personal responsibility to fund and keep operations like this healthy and alive for all of our mutual benefit.
Having traveled the Eastern Bloc myself and being married to a very lovely lady that survived communist Romania, I can say the things we see happening in our society should alarm us all.
As big tech continues its march towards censorship in opinion and silencing of viable competitors, we should all be outraged.
We must all refuse to participate in the two minutes hate being forced upon us by the M5M or a dystopian hellhole awaits us all!
If you could please provide me with the long overdue and required de-douching.
In addition, I've been fighting unexpected colon cancer.
Okay, that sucks.
You've been de-douched.
Throw in a goat for you too, man.
You've got karma.
All right, so we've got a full slate here.
Titles, nights, birthdays.
We've got meetups.
It's going crazy.
Thank you all so much for supporting us.
You heard it there in the note.
I could not have said it better.
To summarize, if you don't support us, we go away.
We can't take any other form of money.
We wouldn't want to.
We've got to self-censor or will be censored, and it's been working for 14 years because of producers like you.
And also because of producers who came in under $50 for anonymity and many on the programs which you can find at our donation website.
Thank you all for your courage.
Birthdays for this week and surrounding this week, Aaron Chamberlain turned 33 on Inauguration Day.
Dan Scalise says happy birthday to his son, Carlo, who turned 10 on January 21st.
That's today.
Say it with me now, Carlo.
Chinese asshole.
Kevin and Danielle O'Dell celebrating today.
Eric Ross, 37 tomorrow.
Jack Genuso, happy birthday to his brother Chris, who will be 31 on the 23rd.
Frankie Gravato, happy birthday to his lovely wife Viviana, 40 on the 23rd.
And Dawn Violet, happy birthday to her smoking hot husband Chase, who will be celebrating on January 25th.
And...
Congratulations from everybody here at the best podcast in the universe.
He is indeed no douchebag.
Rogue ups the ante a bit and now becomes the Earl of the Pacific Trash Vortex with his title change noted as such in the show notes for episode 1314.
Thank you all for your courage.
And now we have one, two, yeah, we got three nightings, so a nice post-inaugluration nighting.
Here you go.
Nice one, thank you.
Okay, hit the music, boys.
There we go.
Trevor Green, not Jake.
Kevin O'Dell, step on up here on the podium, gentlemen.
The three of you have done it.
You've arrived here at the round table of the Noah Jets.
Can I just have to stop the ceremony?
Oh my God, what's wrong?
This has never happened.
Did you not include Donald Trump?
No, it was not on the list.
Donald Trump.
And it will be Sir Donald Trump.
And then, what is it?
Does he have a subtitle?
I don't think so.
Just Sir Donald Trump.
Okay.
Well, thank you for hanging out, gentlemen.
We'll have Donald Trump step on up here for the knighting ceremony.
It is official.
It has been done.
We're going to send that big-ass ring off to him there at Mar-a-Lago.
So I'm proud to pronounce the KB as Sir Donald Trump.
Sir Ripoff the Maple, Black Knight that is, Sir Not Jake of the Quiet Corner, and Sir Kevin, Keeper of the Time, gentlemen, for you, we've got Hookers and Blow, Rent Boys, and Chardonnay by special request.
We have Moeller Bowl and Al Pastor Tacos.
We've got some leftover saltbush mutton and Voodoo Horse Rolls with Mrs.
Ball's Chutney.
And if you want, we've got...
The regular mutton mead.
But I think you should have this one.
Head on over to noagendanation.com slash rings and give Eric the Shill the dimensions you'd like so we can get the ring out to you along with the sealing wax and the official certificate so you can proudly display it.
And please do post this on the socials.
Noagendasocial.com is a good place.
If you have to, Twitter still works.
I don't know how many people will see what you post there, but it's worth giving it a try.
And we had a number of meetups take place.
We do have a few reports.
Let's see what we got here.
Go watch it!
Meetups!
All the No Agenda Meetups are scheduled at noagendameetups.com.
Report from April.
The South Dakotans of Gitmo Nation and other successful gathering of citizens is on the books.
A great-looking group, including a venerable night, a couple of douchebags, and a recently relocated Minnesotans.
We shared food, drinks, and excellent conversation.
No one was triggered.
Please wish an early happy birthday to Sir Woody of the Falls, who has been listening since day one.
Looking forward to the next gathering of the fine citizens of South Dakota.
Local 919 report up from TJ.
Of course, we had a wonderful time with wonderful people, since the best podcast in the universe deserves nothing less than the best meetup attendees in the universe.
Much thanks to Sir Dude Named Daniel, who runs the website that made putting this together super easy indeed.
Several people said they wanted to attend a meetup, and I'm here to tell folks, if you want one, schedule one.
You, too, could have a wonderful time.
Or, worst case scenario, no one shows up and you still have a chance to get out of the house and drink some beer, like these folks in Florida.
In the morning, John and Adam, this is Sir Dave Goes from the Southwest Florida pre-inauguration meet-up at the Beach Box Cafe.
And I'm here with some of your most loyal fans.
Jess Lavelle, Australian douchebag.
Kathy Sommer, friend of Mason in Illinois.
Kim Gwilt, present status, douchebag.
Hey, John and Adam, this is Kathy.
Thank you for your courage.
Chinese asshole!
This is Squire Chris Crowley from Southwest Florida, and I am currently a douchebag, but later this afternoon I will be making my first $51 donation because the knight said he would behead me if I did not.
Thank you for your courage.
Thank you, Chris.
The gauntlet has been thrown.
In the morning, everybody.
In the morning!
All right, now we go to Quebec and Scandinavia.
No agenda meetups.
Quebec meets here in the sunny Scandinavian tundra.
And we're ski-doing and curfewing with Sir Refugee.
Good morning, John and Adam.
It's less than 12 degrees Celsius.
It's too cold for John, but it's a good temperature for Adam.
Come join us.
We're doing ski-do.
It's like a party.
According to Quebec law, all media must be bilingual.
So that's why they add a little bit of Francaise in there.
And I think I caught that it was 12 degrees.
And, John, it would be too cold for you.
I didn't hear all the rest of it.
Dallas, Fort Worth, come on in with your meetup report.
Hey, this is Jared over at Snookard in Frisco, Texas, hosting my very first meetup in the morning.
I'm going to pass the phone around.
Hi, this is Don from Blazercrafter.com.
Just wanted to let you know that our edge-led signs are now on the No Agenda Shop.
Stop by and pick up your sign.
In the morning to you from Dallas, Texas.
This is Alexa.
I de-douched myself today, and I'm here with a bunch of mofos getting hit in the amygdala.
In the morning, mofos!
That was Julie, and this is douchebag Gary.
This is Eric Boyd having a great time with great people.
This is John from Dallas in the morning.
All right, in the morning, everybody.
Here's what's coming up on the No Agenda Meetups calendar at noagendameetups.com.
Tomorrow, the International NA Sedition Meeting at 4 o'clock.
That is Miami Beach, the Rooftop Sunset Lounge.
Saturday, the Pittsburgh PA Carnegie Park.
That will be at Carnegie Park.
Look for the balloons.
Also on Saturday, Springfield, Missouri.
Super spreader event at 2 o'clock in Lindbergh's Tavern.
The Flight 011 of the No Agenda in Anaheim, California on Saturday at 3.33 p.m.
Protesting the gruesome at Brewery X in Anaheim.
On Sunday, Arlington, Virginia.
They always do it during the show.
I'll never know why.
At noon in Guapos in Sherlington.
Also on Sunday, Philadelphia PA Local 76.
They start at 6 p.m.
A biscuit for our birthday.
One year celebration at the Philadelphia Brewing Company.
And coming up for the rest of the month of January the 29th, drinking in Scani because Minnesota Nuts is still locked down.
Indiana, Pennsylvania on the 30th.
Every time a bell rings, an angel gets its COVID vaccine is the title of that meetup.
On the 30th, local 404 shenanigans protest.
The Atlanta area, sunset in New York, the end of a new beginning.
Also on the 30th, Puget Sound Convergence Zone.
Is Melbourne really free on January 30th?
In Melbourne.
And Green Bay, Wisconsin, January 30th.
Titletown.
Go and look up all of these meetups.
Find one near you.
And the best part is, if you can't find one, just start one.
It's easy.
Noagendameetups.com.
They're always like a potty.
Sometimes you want to go hang out with all the nights and days.
I didn't show ISO timing.
I'm going to select some things here.
Well, all I got is a Biden one that's not as good as yours.
It's the never failed.
Let me grab it here.
Never failed.
We have never, ever, ever, ever failed.
It's nice.
You know, extra points for dynamics of the clip.
Well, they got his sound guy back.
He was breaking up the whole time during the inauguration speech.
Really?
Yeah.
He was.
So they got the Apple sound guy again?
I don't know who they got, but whoever it is, that's where you got that clip.
I also have something called drums that would be a good end of show clip.
Oh, drums.
Hold on a second.
Let's see which drums are.
Was that from the parade?
I don't know.
I found it on my list.
I don't know where I got it.
I'm a sucker for a good drum cadence.
I did like the Howard University marching band.
It was good.
I'm a sucker for it.
I'm a sucker for drum bands and drum cadence.
Here's four choices.
All over!
There's that.
This one might be interesting.
So you got enjoyable nuggets.
Okay.
Then we have, this is, gosh, is this Duff McKagan?
Yeah, don't be so dramatic.
And then I think my favorite along with AJ is Jen Psaki.
I'm not a monster.
Ooh.
I'm not a monster.
I remember her saying that, too.
It's funny I didn't think to clip it.
Yeah.
Yeah, no, AJ. AJ? AJ's got to go.
I agree.
It's just too good.
I mean, that rant is just so classic.
All over!
Enjoy!
You're gonna die!
So I got a couple of clips I want to end with.
Yep.
first of all, I'm going to start tracking the, the change from the, uh, from the coverage of the president and the networks and the way they got all these, especially the women.
I don't want to point the finger at them, but they were, Mary Bruce is a good example.
She was given the job of White House reporter.
Now she's going to be the person in the room and the correspondent.
But here she is.
This is a 57-second clip of her.
Unfortunately, you can't see her face because she's got a big smile on her face.
What, no mask?
And at the end, she gives a big smile and she says silently, she says, thank you, thank you, after he announces that she's going to be there.
She's not masked up?
No, no.
She's got a big smile on her face, and she is just gushing over Biden.
Now, just imagine if Trump had just been elected, inaugurated, just gave his speech.
This was actually the day before, but all the stuff that Biden said is so fabulous, what he's going to do.
I just imagine her talking about Trump this way.
This is Mary Bruce.
And so let's get to Mary Bruce live in Washington tonight.
And Mary, the president-elect Joe Biden, that powerful moment just before we came on the air tonight, that solemn tribute to the more than 400,000 Americans now lost to COVID. And so many recognize that he faces a daunting task now of beginning his presidency with so many crises at once.
He will try to unite this nation, try to start the healing it is addressed tomorrow.
He will.
And David, Biden will try to set a new tone starting at the beginning of the day.
We've learned that he's invited congressional leaders of both parties to join him at church, sending a clear message of unity, a message that will then carry over into that big address.
I'm told it will be optimistic and forward-looking.
Biden will recognize that we are in a moment of unprecedented crises, but he'll be asking all Americans to join him as he faces these remarkable challenges.
David.
Well, Mary, such a heavy week in America, but we still take note of your new role, senior White House correspondent after years of reporting in Washington.
Well-earned and well-deserved, Mary.
Thank you for your reporting.
Oh, Tiffany Tentap.
Ooh, well-deserved, well-earned.
You got it, girl.
And she did a silent thank you.
I'm so blessed.
So blessed.
So she's a complete stooge.
I have one clip that I'd skip, which I think will fit in here.
This is without a doubt a big deal, returning back to normal.
You know, the whole idea of, oh my goodness, we're actually just going to, oh my God, we're going to do regular press beefings?
Oh, thank you, Jen Psaki.
That was White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki offering the first...
Press briefing from the press briefing room there in the White House of the Biden administration.
A few notable things there.
One, she basically said they would be restoring the daily, weekday press briefings that had been tradition in presidents before President Trump and that died under his watch.
That died under his watch because you couldn't do them anymore.
Because all you got is the press going...
Yelling at him and interrupting him.
They were impossible to do.
They died.
Well, even, I will say this, at the end where he gets in his Marine One to go to the Andrews Air Force Base or whatever it's called now, he's going to the base and they got Acosta or one of those guys was yelling at him.
Yeah, assholes.
And I'll tell you exactly, I didn't clip it because it's too dumb, but they were yelling, Are you going to admit that you lost fair and square?
Are you going to admit that you lost fair and square?
So, they're hopeless.
And then we have this little tidbit.
This is the no mention of Trump.
And I have a comment on this.
This is, again, ABC and David Muir and everybody.
Oh, Biden never mentioned Trump.
Trump doesn't mention Biden, and it goes like this.
Trump didn't even mention Biden.
What an a-hole.
But it's okay if Biden doesn't mention Trump.
That's good.
He didn't mention Trump.
That's the way to give it to him.
Democracy prevailing at a time when we saw rioters here try to overturn the results of an election and I can't help but think about Vice President Mike Pence there who was under immense pressure to do something that he constitutionally just could not do and he resisted and today he is there for this moment.
President Trump is not George.
He certainly is not.
And, of course, President Biden did thank his predecessors who were there today, thanked President Carter, who could not make it today.
David Muir, that silence, failing to mention President Trump at all, that silence may have been the most eloquent and elegant rebuke possible.
It was profound not to hear.
We were told this would be looking forward, but we did not hear him mention his predecessor at all.
Yeah.
So it's elegant and it's great.
Now, I just decided to do a little research on this.
Ah, here we go.
They lie?
I looked at all the previous inaugural addresses.
Mm-hmm.
And they never mention the previous guy, except at the very beginning where they thank the people that are there.
Thank you, Eisenhower, Kennedy.
He acknowledges Eisenhower being sitting there.
I would like to thank Nixon, whoever was at the inauguration.
At the very beginning, before the speech even begins, in the speech, nothing.
Same thing with Lyndon Johnson, same thing with every one of...
Nobody mentions the predecessor, but suddenly now...
I mean, Trump wasn't there, so he couldn't be acknowledged for not being there because he wasn't there, so he wouldn't get that little mention at the beginning before the address.
But during the address, nobody ever mentions their predecessor.
They don't talk about him, and they never mention him by name.
But suddenly now it's a big deal, and it's an elegant way to snub the president, that horrible guy.
These people are shameless.
Well, what they're doing is they are not...
Really interested in deprogramming conservatives, Republicans, and Trump supporters.
They're more interested in enforcing the mind control and the conditioning and the programming of their current audience and the people that are on board with them.
They're just cementing it as much as possible.
They're doing the opposite of what they say should be done.
And they're doing a fine job.
They're doing a great job.
And the more they do it, the longer we can keep doing our show.
Yeah, because it's really gotten pathetic.
I mean, in the olden days, the networks always said, we've got to get the biggest audience we can.
We have to be pretty objective.
But now, they figure their audience is just going to be Democrats who support whoever the Democrats are.
And it's just almost like the newspapers used to be in the 1800s when there used to actually be newspapers called The Democrat.
Yeah.
Wrap up for me with a little Bitcoin news.
Since we've been talking, Bitcoin has gone up $1,000.
Now it's at $32,174.
But Bitcoin is a real problem.
It's certainly a problem for the elites who believe in the Great Reset, who believe in the central bank digital currencies, and believe we can save the world as long as we can stop those children with their Bitcoin.
I gotta poop!
The FBI is also investigating the funding of the January 6th event from both domestic and foreign sources, including mysterious Bitcoin transfers of over $500,000 from overseas to people supporting the original rally.
And just a word on this for a moment, because I don't think I made it clear the last time we were talking about this.
So Bitcoin itself, every transaction is completely, in fact, every cryptocurrency, the ones that are with a ledger, blockchain, is completely transparent.
You can see when money came on from an exchange, you can see which wallet it's going to, and there's multiple ways that you could track down that person with that wallet ID by IP address.
In fact, Bitcoin is a very bad way to do things illegally because it can be tracked and they'll just sit there waiting for the money to bounce around and unless you keep passing it off around the world so they can't track you fast enough, you are ultimately trackable.
But if that's so, then what is this mysterious bullshit?
If it went to some insurrectionist domestic terrorist, tell us who?
Where's the indictment?
Come on, let's do something about it.
Stop being so lame.
You're just making it scary.
It's so scary.
And Janet Yellen, she's going to make it even scarier.
This is during her testimony as she becomes the Secretary of the Treasury.
What do you think about it?
I'm going to set you up, Yellen.
One area of growing concern, for example, is the potential for terrorists and criminals to use cryptocurrency to finance their activities.
So, Dr.
Yellen, can you outline some of these emerging technological concerns and how Treasury should combat new forms of terrorist and criminal financing?
Senator, I think you're absolutely right that the technologies to accomplish this change over time and we need to make sure that our methods for dealing with these matters with terrorist financing I think we
really need to examine ways in which we can curtail their use and make sure that anti-money laundering doesn't occur through those channels.
Bitcoin transactions mainly for illicit purposes.
Wow.
People are saving their money in Bitcoin and she's calling them illegal while the true criminals go free.
HSBC. The real boys.
The real boys.
The guys that know what they're doing.
They know how to get it.
I have one last clip.
Okay.
Since I need something a little lighter?
Yeah, please.
There's nothing like a call from C-SPAN. C-SPAN is always good for a chuckle.
What do we got?
And what's funny about this clip is the way it ends.
This is C-SPAN. This is the call in Misty from Arkansas.
Misty, you're on C-SPAN. Thank you, sir.
I appreciate you taking my call.
I'm coming from a total different path than what I've heard this morning.
And by the way, it took me about 176 calls to get through.
I've been trying for almost two hours, but this Unite, they can throw that down the toilet.
It's not going to happen.
There are too many people like me that have seen calling for impeachment from President Trump the day he was elected.
We've seen our agencies, the State Department, the Justice Department, work actively to have a coup, this whole fake Russian thing, to impeachment.
And now we have big tech censoring everything conservative, everything Republican.
People are getting fired.
We've seen riots and Black Lives Matter.
Hey, tell you what, Misty.
Misty, we're trying to stick with the inauguration today.
What would you like to hear from Joe Biden?
Okay, well...
I don't think there's going to be any unity.
I really don't believe there's anything he can say that will make me convinced that this election wasn't stolen and that Donald Trump has been set up all four years.
It's so obvious.
And I would like to hear...
All right, Misty, that's Misty in Arkansas.
Oh, man, that's just sad.
This is sad.
The lady wants to say something.
Shut up, old lady in Arkansas!
Man, oh man.
Horrible.
C-SPAN. I thought that was four people by the people by the cable companies.
They don't know what good programming is.
They don't.
And the show makes us Sir Lou the Shoe.
And by request, a drone again.
Full track.
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And from northern Silicon Valley, where, I don't know, it's a nice day again.
I don't see anything shut down, but okay.
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Adios, mofos and such.
What the hell was that all about?
Oh, I knew it was going to happen.
You didn't know it?
You didn't know that the flash was going to expire?
No, I knew about it because they kept flashing it on half of the things I had that are, you know, functional.
Take my way after that.
You're fucked.
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What?
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I'm the Sim.
The Adobe Cam.
You got a great flash.
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Slash, by the way.
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Micahree.
Thank you.
I love that damn media.
We have time for one more question.
Okay, one more question.
Last question is, do you know John C. Dvorak?
He used to write for PC Magazine?
Of course I do.
Apparently you owe him a lunch.
That motherfucker owes me way more than a goddamn lunch, alright?
Every time he brings you up, he's like, John McAfee, he owes me a lunch, but I was wondering.
Fuck that shit.
He owes me a good article, as a matter of fact.
Flying over Afghanistan, or maybe it was Pakistan.
I promised myself to aim myself at every woman, child and man.
That was on my list.
I don't care if I missed.
I'm remote control.
I do what I'm told by someone at a computer.
Obama gave me a push, more than Bush, and I cost millions.
I'm supposed to target terrorists.
But not so much civilians I don't know what to say Whoops, some got in my way A drone again Naturally.
A drone again.
Naturally.
The best podcast in the universe.
Adios.
Mofo.
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