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1313: Q Victims

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	Bye!
	Adam Curry, John C. Devorak.
	It's Sunday, January 17th, 2021.
	This is your award-winning Gitmo Nation media assassination episode 1313.
	This is no agenda.
	Loop in the holes and broadcasting live from Opportunity Zone 33 here in the frontier of Austin, Texas, capital of the drone star state.
	In the morning, everybody, I'm Adam Curry.
	And from northern Silicon Valley, where we're all watching sumo this morning, I'm John C. Devorak.
	No you're not.
	I was.
	What channel is Sumo even on?
	NHK. This was important show prep, obviously.
	I've watched sumo for decades.
	I really enjoy it.
	Really?
	I didn't know this about you.
	Yeah, one time the whole family went to Paris.
	We stayed at the Intercontinental and they had a sumo exhibition thing going on in Paris.
	And they were all staying at the same hotel.
	So I got to meet a lot of these superstars.
	These are those Zekis.
	They are the superstars indeed.
	So it was funny because I got their autographs.
	The couple of guys, one of them was an American and the other one was Hawaiian.
	Well, they're both American, I guess.
	But when I get to you, you see the Japanese just freaking out when I go up and ask.
	Oh, yeah.
	It's not done.
	It's so not done.
	So wrong.
	So what's the appeal of Sumo?
	I mean, yeah, just a bunch of fat guys?
	It's very technical.
	It's got a level of technicality that is fascinating.
	And it's much the same way as NASCAR racing is extremely technical in the way they handle the pits and the rest of it.
	That's a good comparison.
	Think about that.
	Wow.
	It's a curious comparison.
	We're on 14 years together.
	I don't think I knew this.
	There's a big sumo fan.
	Yeah, I like that you keep the relationship exciting.
	You know, the thing that's always bothered me is I've always believed that America would go for sumo.
	Oh, yeah, before they go for soccer, sure.
	I think so.
	Before they go for soccer.
	We need to red book this.
	Sumo before soccer.
	Okay, I'm going to write this down for a second.
	Okay, sumo before...
	I don't know how we're ever going to settle this bet.
	I don't know what success would be, but yeah, it's just a red book.
	And congratulations to all producers present and past for continuing to ensure your No Agenda show is safe from cancel culture because you support it with your time, your talent, and your treasure, as witnessed by the recent AP article about the loophole that the terrorists are taking advantage of in podcasting.
	Yeah.
	This story was dumb, but for it to come from the Associated Press...
	It was like fishing for stories.
	Yeah, it wasn't even fishing for stories.
	It was more shameful than that.
	This was trying to bring attention to something that needs no attention.
	Because right off the bat, it's saying, oh, Apple, Google, what are you guys doing?
	Oh, yeah.
	I mean, extremists exploit a loophole in social moderation.
	This is the part that people need to pay attention to.
	Why do we need social moderation?
	Who died and made AP king of the universe?
	I don't need social moderation.
	What does that even mean, social moderation?
	That means cancel.
	Cancel culture.
	It means I'm right, you're wrong.
	Yes.
	Exactly.
	Conspiracy theorists have peddled stolen election fantasies, coronavirus conspiracies, and violent rhetoric.
	Oh, yeah.
	It's violent.
	It's violent.
	And we're into Bitcoin, too.
	I've heard that.
	Yeah.
	Did you see the article?
	This was hilarious.
	Let me see if I have it here.
	Large Bitcoin payments to right-wing activists a month before Capitol riot linked to foreign account.
	So now this article from Yahoo is probably also an AP story.
	I think about it.
	Let me see.
	It claims that sources know exactly which wallets belong to which domestic terrorists.
	Yeah, sure.
	You can create a wallet in five seconds.
	You can create a thousand of them, yet you are tracking the very one?
	Come on.
	Lies.
	Well, it's lies and it's an obvious crackdown.
	The two things that I think represent freedom, you won't agree on both, but podcasting, yeah.
	And why can't you take it down?
	Number one, well, in our case, no advertising.
	It is truly the root of all evil.
	You know, I'm not against advertising, but don't expect free speech to go to coincide with.
	It doesn't exist.
	It's not possible.
	Advertising is censorship by default.
	You can't talk about the competitor.
	So that would be a form of censorship right there.
	It's illegal in Germany when you do advertising to do comparison ads.
	I didn't know that was illegal.
	I did know that.
	I think it's always been outlawed in the EU. I don't know if it's the whole EU, but whenever you're at PC Magazine doing advertising, we did some lectures on the topic because we had discovered all the mechanisms you want to advertise in PC Magazine to be effective, and I gave some of those lectures.
	It was fascinating.
	The comparison ad, like, you know, Microsoft Excel does this, this, this with the checkboxes, and then the other competitions, XXX. Right.
	Out!
	That's verboten.
	That's not good!
	And here's how you can tell when something will probably have longevity.
	Just a little tip.
	It's the difference between a platform and a protocol.
	RSS, which, I mean, Google had a great reader, the Google Reader.
	They got rid of it because they had no control over RSS because RSS is a protocol.
	It doesn't belong to anybody.
	So they couldn't really turn everything off.
	And for some reason now, a number of companies think that they can do this, and the AP thinks that it should be done.
	But no, you can't get rid of a protocol.
	It's just not that easy.
	So stop jumping from service to service, too, people.
	Oh, my goodness.
	What is wrong with you?
	Oh, there's this one over here.
	Look, this is a great one.
	Yeah.
	Oh, these guys have a better...
	Oh, look at their site.
	It works.
	Got to get away from centralization.
	Well, wait, since you're talking about right-wing nut jobs?
	Yes, that's exactly where I was going with a couple of clips.
	What you got?
	I got the Jack Voorhees clip from the SGT report.
	Well, hold on.
	I know what that is.
	Before we get to that, let me just do two things that highlight the thinking right now of the purge, which is clearly taking place.
	And there is a hidden exit strategy in this for us, John.
	Finally, we can do that Hunger Games reality show.
	We just need one camera.
	We can walk anywhere.
	We'll start in L.A. It's going to be so beautiful.
	So this is the Lieutenant Governor of Pennsylvania, Lieutenant Governor Fetterman.
	And just listen to the thinking, and then you'll understand where these actions are coming from.
	So this idea that saying that Pennsylvania was rigged or that we were trying to steal the election, unquote, that's a lie.
	And that you do not have the right.
	That is not protected speech.
	The second those tweets went up, they should have been deleted.
	That's not deplatforming someone.
	It's deleting lies that are yelling fire in a crowded theater when there is none.
	Yes, there's no fire in a crowded theater.
	Hold on a second.
	Let's go back.
	It's only 12 more seconds, but listen to the whole thing in context.
	It's insane.
	So this idea that saying that Pennsylvania was rigged or that we were trying to steal the election, unquote, that's a lie.
	And that you do not have the right.
	That is not protected speech.
	The second those tweets went up, they should have been deleted.
	That's not deplatforming someone.
	It's deleting lies that are yelling fire in a crowded theater when there is none.
	And there's a difference.
	That is not protected speech.
	He can talk all day about what his favorite football team is or that he's the greatest president in the history of the world.
	But no one, Republican, Democrat, whatever, has the right to say those kind of incendiary lies.
	Uh, okay.
	If this is truly the thinking, then we have a problem.
	Wow.
	That's a pretty good clip.
	I mean, the equivalency of yelling fire in a crowded theater versus saying the election was stolen on social media is beyond me.
	How does that work?
	Yeah, I know.
	You're baffled, too.
	We were talking about this, you know, Mimi and I were talking about this the other day, because I always like to refer back to the woman in the green outfit on her knees screaming, no.
	Yeah, yeah, that's the one.
	She's iconic.
	She's iconic.
	And the other side has got the same number of crackpots.
	Sure.
	I mean, you didn't notice it during the Trump years because they were all assuaged.
	But once this thing happened, they all came out of the woodwork.
	And we discussed this.
	It's as if we're surrounded by...
	It's almost like Green Acres where there's only one sane character.
	There's a very interesting structure for a story.
	There's one sane character.
	That's the guy Eddie Albert.
	And everybody around him is completely bonkers.
	And he's in this environment where everybody's insane but him.
	And it makes for a very funny sitcom.
	But that's what's going on.
	It's like everybody's nuts.
	Well, I'm convinced that people are seeing exactly what they see.
	And what they see is 100% true to them, right or left.
	And it's all been influenced on the left, mainly with mainstream television, which is also displayed on social media and YouTube, because there's not a lot of right-wing nutjobs.
	But they get their own version of it.
	And this is distorted reality on both sides.
	And we're the Eddie Alberts.
	That's what it looks like.
	Luckily, there's a lot of people like listening.
	Well, actually, a lot of people like watching Green Acres, too, without...
	But here's where it moves into territory that needs to be looked at.
	And again, for me, I don't give a crap what Twitter does.
	They're a bug.
	They're a bug in the network.
	There's plenty of other places you can go talk.
	If you feel...
	You're disturbed that you've been taken off of Twitter or you're shadow banned.
	What do you care?
	It's your ego that's in the way.
	You want people to listen?
	Go somewhere else.
	Plenty of people will listen to you.
	So Twitter is really doing a purge.
	And you've seen your numbers.
	I've seen my numbers.
	People are leaving.
	Maybe a lot of them are bots.
	I don't know.
	But the pruning is in place.
	And this is the Project Veritas with kind of a decent audio.
	It's been...
	Sweetened somewhat of Jack Dorsey talking about shutting down President Trump's Twitter account and that this is just the beginning.
	And everyone's probably seen a clip or two.
	This is, as far as I know, the full 130, 130, 1 minute 33 seconds.
	We just need to listen to what is going on.
	We do intend to do a full retro, as I said in my note.
	We just want to take some time.
	And then the other thing, just to close a little bit, we...
	Can't hear it.
	Wait, you can't hear anything?
	No, you can hear it, but it's so attenuated that it's just a...
	Well,...
	Can you crank it up?
	Yeah, I can crank it up.
	You know, we are focused on one account right now.
	There you go.
	But this is going to be much bigger than just one account.
	And it's going to go on for much longer than just this day, this week, the next few weeks.
	It's going to go on beyond the inauguration.
	We have to expect that.
	We have to be ready for that.
	So the focus is certainly on this account and how it ties to real-world violence.
	But also, we need to think much longer term around the money's dynamics play up over time.
	I don't believe this is going away anytime soon.
	And the moves we're making today around Yunnan, for instance, is one such example of a much broader approach that we should be looking at and going deeper on.
	So the team has a lot of work and a lot of focus on this particular issue.
	We also need to give them the space and the support to focus on the much bigger picture because it is not going away.
	The U.S. is extremely divided.
	Our platform is trying to assume a bit.
	And our role is to attempt to attempt any of that kind of assumption and do what we can to make sure that no one is being harmed based on that.
	And that is the focus on studies that are going to come out for life.
	Jeez.
	Jeez.
	And that was internal Twitter communication, so that's their internal, you know, it's Jack giving the crew the lowdown on what's going to happen.
	But here's what we really need to realize.
	It doesn't work.
	It makes no sense to have a global town square.
	There's no reason for it to work.
	Of course it's going to be a big cesspool, particularly if you algalize it and make it, you know, heat it up a bit wherever you want to.
	People are tribal.
	They want to be in groups.
	You know, Bumble, which is, I guess, kind of a dating app.
	From what I understand, it's more a hookup app than a dating app.
	They had to disable their politics filter because people were, you know, they would say, you're Republican, Libertarian, Democrat.
	And people would filter out and say, oh, look at all these Republicans, and either they would block them, pre-block them before they ever showed up, or they would, you know, start messaging them horrible crap.
	And it's, yes, you may not belong together if you believe in fundamentally different things.
	I think my sister-in-law went on a date.
	Was it my sister-in-law?
	Um...
	Somebody, now I can't remember who it was, from one of these apps.
	And the guy turned out to be like a real thousands of sealed indictments kind of dude.
	And he got pissed when she said, hey, look, this is never going to work.
	Clearly we have different political differences.
	Let's just call this date, you know, let's just call it off.
	Good try.
	And he tried to get her fired at her job.
	So it happens on all sides, you know, and so people are spinning out of control, but we need to step back and go into our own little cubby holes like noagendasocial.com, which is, you know, it's a nice cubby hole, and there's other people that you can interact with and chill out.
	It's not important.
	Who cares?
	That's the simulation everybody's caught up in.
	Well, it's not going away anytime soon.
	No, it's not.
	It will be corrected during an economic catastrophe.
	Did you see the Citigroup analyst about Spotify?
	Oh, I read the article.
	Yeah, that their multi-million dollar bet on podcasting may not be working out.
	Hello?
	Well, I saw the interview.
	There's an interview on CNBC. I didn't record it.
	Oh, crap.
	It was so dull.
	Did you see it?
	No, no.
	I'm looking at the article.
	I didn't see any interview.
	Oh, there was a CNBC interview with the woman who is the head of content, and she's behind all the buys of all this stuff.
	And what was she saying?
	She's as happy as a clam.
	No, no, this is great!
	Well, the killing numbers are that there is no increase in premium accounts and no increase in downloads.
	That's a fail after a full year.
	That's a big fail.
	And this is what I said.
	They're so arrogant.
	They think they can own a protocol.
	You can't.
	You need all the apps.
	You need the whole infrastructure, idiots.
	How much we could have exited this whole damn show if they just brought us in and for 1% we advised them.
	We'd advise them not to go ahead.
	Yeah, I would have said, here's some advice for a better app, is what I would have said.
	We could have managed that.
	Come on, we could have managed that.
	It would have been great.
	Well, that'll be the day.
	There was two...
	Wrapped up in their own...
	Yeah, wrapped up in smoke in their own dope.
	You bet.
	So let me get back to the SGT report.
	I don't know if you've ever listened to this podcast.
	No.
	What does SG stand for?
	I have no idea.
	It's the propaganda anecdote, they call it.
	Anedote, I'm sorry.
	It's probably the guys, I don't know who, but they got bumped, they kicked off at YouTube, and they got deplatformed from Patreon.
	So they're on to something.
	So they got something going for them.
	So they had this guy, Jack Voorhees.
	This is the end of...
	The inauguration's on Wednesday.
	So we get to do a show on Thursday next day.
	But these guys, these guys, the...
	The Chenex and all the people that are on that side of this argument.
	The Qs.
	The Qs.
	Well, hold on.
	It's not just Qs.
	That's not fair to say.
	It's people who really see other things going on.
	But it's not all QAnon.
	That's all I say.
	Well, a lot of Qs are involved.
	Sure.
	And the latest little gimmick is the last mover advantage.
	Oh, I've heard a version of this that I can't wait to tell you, but let's listen to your clips first.
	Okay, I've got five short clips.
	One of our producers gave me these clips, and I will have to say...
	Do we need glasses?
	Do we need glasses?
	No.
	Please no.
	You don't need the Q glasses?
	Okay.
	I don't want Q glasses on.
	Okay.
	I just want to say something about these clips.
	First of all, this is a producer who took five clips, all very short, from a very long podcast.
	Well done.
	We like that.
	I tried listening to the podcast, and I would say, well, let's see what I'd get out of it.
	I could not possibly do any better.
	These clips are short and sweet.
	They're nailing the points that needed to be nailed, and I would hope that all producers could follow it.
	Do you remember his name?
	I took no clips myself, because I couldn't top his clips.
	Do you remember his name?
	I think I can go look it up, unless he wants to be named.
	Well, it's like I have Neil Jones all of a sudden who showed up and who does eight to ten fantastic around one minute clips.
	And do you know that saves me almost an hour?
	Yeah.
	An hour.
	For a minute and a half clip, as an example, you've got to record it a minute and a half, you've got to edit it, then you've got to spin it off.
	You know, that's five minutes, ten clips, fifty minutes.
	That is what no one has been able to do except us.
	We have thousands of producers.
	Yeah, it's the truth.
	Let's go to this Jack Voorhees on podcasts with no number on it.
	This is the opening little ditty.
	You're all under a minute, mostly under 30 seconds, but let's start with this one.
	We're in the middle of a sting up and what's going to happen as a result of that is going to be a communist purge.
	A lot of people don't understand communist purges and how they work because the MSN has done their very best to cover up this actually fairly frequent occurrence that happens in pretty much every developed country in the world.
	At some point, they get the communists that take over and right before the country falls into their hands, the military does an uprising and arrests, does a mass arrest.
	And that's what the United States is about to do.
	Yep, this is pretty consistent with what I've heard.
	Yep.
	And may I say, the reason why I say it's not Q is because Tina's girlfriends from 25, 30 years ago reach out to her.
	Does your husband know anything about this?
	They're hearing this stuff.
	And they're not Q. They're not Q. They're just, you know, a lot of them are from Florida, so they may be conservative, but not all.
	And they all have kind of like, does your husband know anything about it?
	Like I'm the Oracle.
	Yeah, you're the nutcase.
	You know, Tina, hey, how do we figure out what this is?
	I called Tina, she married that nut job.
	Yeah, that guy.
	With the Tourette's, that one.
	Part two.
	The shaky head.
	Part two.
	What you really want is you really want, for the history books, an airtight case that proves that the baddies had it coming and that they were doing really horrible things, like Reagan election, like human trafficking, like drug smuggling and trafficking, and money laundering, and in some cases, for the high-ups, human sacrifice.
	You know what the problem is?
	This particular clip is completely believable and provable to a certain degree almost in every category that he mentioned.
	Now, does that mean that there's a global cabal of elites who are doing this on a daily basis?
	That's pretty much all they do.
	They live for adrenochrome and kiddies and power.
	That's where your fantasy can spin out of control.
	Yeah, I can totally see that, but...
	When you have some verifiable things, I mean, you know, like even just the Catholic Church, it's like, you know, what happened there turned out to be true.
	Turned out to be a little bigger than just a couple.
	Yeah, okay.
	A couple of things you should know.
	This guy was the Google whistleblower.
	We wrote that paper up.
	Oh, right!
	A very famous Google whistleblower.
	And his buddy that does the SGT report that's talking to him, he's interviewing him.
	I don't think we hear him in these clips.
	But he is also some ex-Googler who quit the company and suing.
	They're both in the process of suing Google.
	Good for them.
	To win the lawsuit, Google has just to play a few of these clips.
	But...
	But who is that for me to say?
	Let's go with clip three.
	Knowing now that this is a communist, he realizes that the military is going to wait it out and do their move at the last possible moment.
	Why?
	Because we are in a phase called last mover's advantage.
	So the last person to make a move gets all the advantage.
	And right now what we see is we see a build-up to this final chess move that's about to come down.
	There's 20,000 There's 20,000 National Guard troops that are moving into Washington, D.C. There's now National Guard troops that are flooding into every state capitol in the United States.
	And what can explain what's going on?
	Well, you know, they're getting ready for the left to lose their freaking minds when the situation doesn't turn the way that they thought that it was going to turn out.
	Whatever that means.
	That was confusing.
	Well, I think what he's trying to say is it may look like the military is being called in to guard the elites.
	Oh, yeah.
	No, that I understand.
	They're not being called in to guard the event from people that are hecklers.
	They're there to arrest them.
	They're there to arrest them.
	And then they're building some structure out in front of the White House.
	Did you see this building?
	Oh, yeah, yeah.
	Well, first of all, Just the truth of, or the apparent truth of the military being there to protect the elites on its face is already hilarious.
	If you need the military to protect you from the people because they say, hey, we don't trust this election, maybe you elected the wrong guy.
	You know, it's like, this should be some kind of, you know, Some kind of French Revolution warning or something.
	If you need that to protect yourself, you should reconsider what's going on.
	As we continue on our merry way, we go with clip four.
	I do believe that we are about to go to war.
	There's two divergent timelines, two divergent narratives.
	They're mutually incompatible.
	Trump is throwing evidence in both directions.
	And the reason why is because, look, these communists are brainwashed.
	And if they are given information that confirms their worldview, they're going to hold on to it.
	You're going to see information that confirms that Biden is going to win and that China is going to be the dominant force.
	And it has to be this way.
	Because when Trump does his last final move...
	It's going to be the one that is the game changer.
	And it's the one that's going to flip the board completely around and put them in charge.
	And when that happens, there's nothing that China's going to be able to do because it's going to be over.
	This is what it means to have the last mover advantage.
	The last person to make a move wins.
	Now, a little disappointed.
	He didn't really explain the game plan as I've heard it.
	But this...
	Maybe we still have one more clip.
	Oh, I'm sorry.
	I'm sorry.
	This one's just...
	I changed the name a little bit.
	It says Jack V5. Oh, okay.
	Just to make it easier.
	Got it.
	If it does not, God forbid, it doesn't go the way it should go to save the republic, what is your plan?
	What would you suggest people do?
	I'm going to leave the country.
	It's what you do when the communists take over.
	Where are you going to go?
	Your time to prevent a communist takeover is before the communists take over.
	After they take over, you become a counter-revolutionary, and you're lined up against one, you're shot.
	Oh, listen, Jack.
	Listen up, Jack.
	You don't leave your country, you pussy.
	Lame.
	And where are you going to go?
	I have to get people emailing me.
	Hey, you know a good country where I can go in Europe?
	I'm like...
	Yeah, go enjoy that.
	You have no idea.
	They got 50 years a head start on what's happening here.
	No, no, no, no, no.
	This type of talk was accentuated by the mainstream media to show how even crazier everybody is who even uttered a sympathetic word towards President Trump.
	And this was the Accidentally snapped photo by the Washington Post, no less, of Mike Lindell, the MyPillow guy's notes as he was joining the circus inside the Oval Office.
	That is the circumstance without the pomp that Donald Trump is going to have and will always be remembered as he leaves office.
	Jim, I understand Kayleigh McEnany has now flown the coop.
	She's gone, I guess, off to Florida and is not coming back.
	Who is visiting the White House these days?
	I understand there was somebody who visited today.
	Yeah.
	Listen, I love that intro.
	I understand somebody.
	Like, yes, just ask him to tell the damn story, the next line on the script, Anderson.
	These days, I understand there was somebody who visited today.
	Yeah.
	The Star Wars bar of characters continues to follow, Anderson.
	We saw Mike Lindell, the founder of MyPillow, which is a pillow manufacturer.
	I'm sure you've heard of it.
	Perhaps you've talked about Mike Lindell on your show.
	He has been espousing the same silly conspiracy theories about the election that the president has.
	He met with the president for about five minutes.
	I confirmed this with Mike Lindell on the phone earlier this evening.
	He said that he brought some documents in for the president to see claiming to be evidence of election fraud in the 2020 election.
	And he says that President Trump took that material and gave it to some of his staffers.
	The other thing we should point out is that Mike Lindell said that at no point in any of these documents do the words martial law appear.
	Anderson, if you look at a close-up of these documents right now, the words martial law do appear.
	It's one of the strange fringe type of things that are said in these documents.
	Anderson, it is just another example of how the president, despite everything that happened on January 6th, the fact that people died because of these lies spewed by the president, He is still welcoming people to the White House who are reinforcing these crazy ideas about the election.
	And I hate to say it, Mike Lindell is one of those people.
	And when I was talking to him on the phone earlier this evening, he just wasn't making a lot of sense, just like everything else that's happening with Donald Trump these days.
	So, we've got the crazy MyPillow guy with martial law.
	I have that picture in the show notes.
	The word martial law appeared.
	Oh yeah, it does.
	Let's see.
	Insurrection Act now as a result of the assault on the illegible.
	Martial law if necessary upon the first hint of any.
	And these are just half pages.
	But he said something else in there.
	I'm going to take a quick detour, and I am going to reveal to you how it's actually going to go down.
	But since you brought up Q, there was an interesting piece on NPR about the victims, the victims of QAnon.
	See, now...
	Actually, no, let me start with this.
	Jim, what's his face?
	Who's the douche from CNN? Acosta?
	Acosta, yeah, Jim Acosta.
	So he brought up the big lie.
	And this big lie is now being propagated.
	And it's really, really, really nasty what they're doing with this one.
	It's not just historians who call Trump's fiction that he won the election the big lie.
	President-elect Joe Biden used the term to slam Republicans in Congress who've amplified Trump's falsehood.
	They're part of the big lie.
	And Biden noted the term originated in Nazi Germany, embodied in Hitler's propaganda minister, Josef Goebbels.
	By the way, She says it incorrectly, Goebbels.
	There's no R in Goebbels and PR. And Joe Biden says it correctly and people are probably laughing at him.
	The guy can't get a break.
	They are.
	...bodied in Hitler's propaganda minister, Josef Goebbels.
	We're told that, you know, Goebbels is a great lie.
	You keep repeating the lie and repeating the lie.
	One of the Republican senators Biden was referring to, Josh Hawley, called the Nazi comparison disgusting.
	Hitler used the phrase big lie in his manifesto Mein Kampf.
	The Nazis' big lie, blaming Jews for everything wrong in the world, fueled anti-Semitism and the Holocaust.
	There are lies that, if you believe in them, rearrange everything.
	Yale history professor Timothy Snyder specializes in Eastern Europe.
	He writes about authoritarian states and tyranny.
	Hannah Arendt, a political thinker, talked about the fabric of reality.
	And a big lie is a lie which is big enough that it tears the fabric of reality.
	In his cover story for this coming Sunday's New York Times Magazine, Snyder calls Trump the high priest of the big lie.
	As for where big lies lead, Snyder writes, post-truth is pre-fascism, and Trump has been our post-truth president.
	So there's a number of things really wrong with this.
	So Trump hates Jews, is that what it comes down to?
	It's even worse.
	The big lie was not in Mein Kampf, but listen to how she describes it.
	I'm sorry, I'm going to start over.
	Disgusting.
	Hitler used the phrase big lie in his manifesto Mein Kampf.
	The Nazis' big lie, blaming Jews for everything wrong in the world, fueled anti-Semitism.
	I don't believe that to be true.
	He didn't say, we're going to do the big lie and we're going to blame everything on the Jews.
	No, his book may have been a lie.
	Why would he do that?
	I mean, she said it so matter-of-factly.
	And when you're dealing with this kind of subject matter and you're accusing people, anybody, of being a Nazi and hating Jews, funny enough, funny enough, NPR lady, I think you're projecting.
	Yes, the big lie is what you're propagating.
	And you're going to round up people who don't agree with you.
	First on social media, and then we'll, you know, however else we need to start rounding everybody up.
	So, here's what I've heard.
	While you're doing this, by the way, I am looking through a PDF of Mein Kampf, which is available online.
	I'm going to see if I can find the big lie in there, or even the use of the word lie.
	Well, I'm going to give you 27 seconds to do so, as, of course, Fox Television is also stoking the fire, although it's stoking the fire coming from the president.
	Breaking news now.
	Just the news editor-in-chief, John Solomon, reporting President Trump has declassified major Obamagate documents.
	The president's sweeping order includes everything from dossier, author, former MI6 agent Christopher Steele, and debriefing reports from Stephen Hopper's role as FBI spy.
	The documents are expected to be released to the public as early as tomorrow or perhaps Monday.
	Whatever's available is in the show notes for today, but I'm sure there will be some goodness in there.
	Something juicy will pop out of it.
	But that gives more credence to the idea of the final move, as Forges put it.
	This is what I understand.
	This was so good when I heard it that I happened to have a Zoom call with our producer, Dana.
	Dana, the Hollywood producer, because he wants to do some Podcasting 2.0 productions.
	And I said...
	Do you think we could get this funded, this idea of how the election changed at the very last minute?
	Are you ready, John?
	You're going to love it.
	So, in the next 48 hours, I'm not sure when it starts, the Kraken, in fact, will be released.
	And the Kraken...
	It's not what you think it is.
	The Kraken is a flood, and this is why there's been so much deplatforming, because the virtual networks inside Twitter and YouTube, etc., have to be broken up so that this cannot go viral.
	These videos will contain the truth.
	And the truth will be presented by prominent figures in the public eye.
	Amazing Polly?
	And they will be...
	Testifying as to the atrocities and the corruption and the illegal activity they have seen.
	And the public, the world in fact, will believe everything because this will all be revealed by one star character.
	Jeffrey Epstein.
	Who's still alive.
	Yep.
	Now, think about the setup if this were true.
	If it was true, it would be fantastic.
	It would be out of this world.
	Yeah, but why don't they bring John Kennedy back from the dead while we're at it?
	If he came out and did this, I'd be impressed.
	Hey, I only gave you one name on the list.
	You mean JFK Jr.?
	Yeah, possibly.
	Now, back to the Mein Kampf.
	Yeah.
	Combination words, big lie do not exist within the document.
	So the big lie is what that PBS NPR will.
	She's the big liar.
	Yeah.
	Of course she's a big liar.
	I'm going to send her a note.
	I'll get her address.
	I'm going to ask her where specifically in my company is this or are you just propagating a big lie, you phony?
	And she's going to say, I'm just reading the script.
	Don't give it me.
	Talk to Gimlet.
	Whoever's in charge of that now.
	NPR is one big podcast company now.
	So, clearly, after the election, after we've purged everybody and put people into a digital hunger games of speech, I'm so happy, y'all, that we got our whole infrastructure set up.
	Then there will be victims.
	There will be fallouts.
	You know, people need to be helped.
	And NPR, once again, to the rescue.
	A while ago, I stumbled on a Reddit group, or a subreddit.
	It was called QAnon Casualties.
	And what I found were stories, mostly from family members of people who have gotten wrapped up in political conspiracy theories like QAnon.
	And many are adult children who say they can't really have a civil conversation with their parents anymore.
	And that it wasn't always this way.
	Now, when it comes to the stories they told, there's a pattern, and it starts like this.
	We used to sit and argue about stuff, like, in good faith, have good conversations with each other.
	Annie says it wasn't that long ago that she could talk politics with her mom without things getting heated.
	But when the pandemic started, she says their conversations were peppered with conspiracies.
	Others, like Andy, agreed.
	It kind of seems normal at first, and then all of a sudden something will just be out of the blue that just seems so far from anything that could be true.
	You know, she slowly crept into it during the Trump administration, but especially with lockdown.
	Their parents stuck at home with a lot of time on their hands, web surfing deeper into QAnon specifically.
	He gets home from work and he puts his earbuds in and he watches these videos on his iPad until it's time to go to bed.
	She's spending 16 to 18 hours a day consuming this.
	And the result of all this is a detachment from the facts.
	It just very quickly became clear that she, like, did not think that Joe Biden won the election.
	I thought it was interesting, and I believe this to be true, that a lot of children, of course, are under-informed and over-socialized, so already ready to be triggered at the drop of a hat and completely miseducated.
	Then you got the parents who really aren't, you know, they're my age, I guess.
	They're unfamiliar with the situation.
	And the technology and how, you know, what social media really is.
	They didn't grow up with it in their DNA.
	And I think that contributes to being very easily indoctrinated.
	And it goes for both sides, only we need to face that and stop with the, it's the left, it's the right.
	It's just bullcrap.
	I had two more clips.
	Just shorties.
	Shorties.
	Which leads to the next phase for these families, a breakdown.
	When Joe Biden was confirmed president, I texted him, and I was intended to be good-natured, but I texted him, you're not going to be a little crybaby snowflake, are you?
	And he just texted me back, f*** off.
	He's never said that to me before.
	You know, my father's calling me a stupid liberal b***h and telling me I can't be trusted.
	Something can be done.
	There's a way to fix this within families.
	The clothes might have some clues for us.
	Using scientific evidence, argumentation, etc.
	that comes through the very institutions that they have been told not to trust, that is going to backfire because now they think that you are the dupe because you trust these institutions, etc.
	Young says it's smart to acknowledge that the world does feel pretty crazy right now, and all of us are a little confused.
	It's one of those perfect situations where every generation looks at the generation before it and says, Nah, you're old, boomer, you don't know what you're talking about, shut up.
	And that's being taken advantage of.
	I think there's more to it than this.
	Okay.
	First of all...
	If you're so easily swayed, and I'm going to just push the parents aside and focus on the kids.
	The parents, I think, are unfamiliar with the situation.
	They get duped into, you know, because it's on the internet, it must be true.
	I'm not saying that's true for everybody that's your age or even my age, and I'm older.
	But we were brought up, we're techno nerds.
	We were brought up with the technology.
	We've covered it, been with it.
	It's nothing surprising.
	Right.
	But the older, some people, they're just unfamiliar.
	They can't even boot a computer half the time.
	Well, there's also no education.
	When I see someone looking at their browser on their phone and saying, that's my Google.
	Then they don't know shit about the internet.
	Which brings me to the point I'm trying to make.
	Which is the education system is going to be used as a propaganda mechanism which is being done to kind of brainwash the kids.
	Let's just take it to that level.
	Into believing certain things and voting democrat.
	Which I've said before that the education system is basically a system that teaches kids to be democrats.
	The kids don't have the foundations necessary to support any sort of fundamental, rigid structure.
	And they can be swayed and pushed in all kinds of different directions because they don't have a foundation, an educational foundation on which to rely.
	And so we have a whole country full of these types of people.
	And it's just like a giant rudderless ship, and so they go floating around, bouncing around from one side to the other.
	Some are liberal, some are conservatives, and some are, you know, a few people that go to church a lot, they tend to be a little more foundational, but almost nobody is foundational.
	They don't have any...
	Grip on reality and they get pushed around and the news media manipulates them.
	And you have this mass hysteria of the COVID thing.
	It's just a pathetic...
	It's solvable by just fixing the education system and getting these creeps out of there that are teaching kids about gender studies rather than math and science.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, well...
	That's going to happen.
	Yeah.
	Well, to some degree it is.
	A lot of communities are just saying, I mean, the former New York banker is taking his kid out of school.
	I mean, I don't think he's going to homeschool, unlikely, but everybody sees it.
	Everybody sees the problems, especially the social justice warrior.
	Everybody gets a participation ribbon stuff.
	And, you know, the banker is very liberal.
	So, at a certain level, people see it, but stuff has to be done.
	You just can't send your kids to school anymore.
	Anything that the state is controlling, you've just got to question, no matter where you are in life.
	So, it would be nice if we could fix that.
	Podcasting, I'm sure, will fix some of it.
	Now, let's take a look at the actual threats.
	For Inauguration Day, here's the Pixie Girl.
	Okay, before you do that, you did say, when I played these clips earlier, that you knew what this supposed scenario was exactly.
	I just told you.
	I told you exactly what it was, the Jeffrey Epstein video.
	You thought I was joking?
	Oh, okay.
	Oh, I thought that was just a joke.
	No, that is the actual scenario that is expected.
	Okay, never mind.
	Never mind.
	Go continue on.
	I didn't know it was that ludicrous, but okay.
	Go on.
	And that's why I liked it, because that would show enormous planning.
	The whole world can say Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself.
	You know, Maxwell is still floating around.
	I mean, it would be so beautiful.
	So...
	I'm sticking to that one as a possibility, but I'm prepared for both things to happen, whatever comes down.
	Here's CBS Evening News telling us about the threat here of terrorism, domestic terrorism on Inauguration Day.
	This New York Police Department intelligence report obtained by CBS News draws heavily on social media that indicates a threat of violence to state capitals as early as the 17th.
	With state capitals already taking precautions, the Intel report warns domestic extremists, including individuals motivated by extreme right disinformation campaigns and conspiracy theories, will continue to pose a significant threat in the days leading up to the inauguration.
	Mind you, they are putting blame on people.
	You have to see the combination of saying this.
	Conspiracy theories will continue to individuals motivated by extreme right disinformation campaigns.
	So these people who will come armed are motivated by people on extreme right with conspiracy theories.
	All she needs to say is podcasters.
	What she said was extreme right disinformation campaigns.
	That means it's coordinated.
	Which makes it even worse.
	Yeah.
	Extremists, including individuals motivated by extreme right disinformation campaigns and conspiracy theories, will continue to pose a significant threat in the days leading up to the inauguration.
	There's a law enforcement term bumper-shot terrorism or bumper-shot violence, which simply means if one target, like the Capitol, is too secure, too difficult to breach, domestic extremists may shift their focus to these so-called soft targets.
	Okay.
	In New Jersey, we picked up a report that was a whipsaw of sorts.
	As we've been reporting, protests are being planned across the country ahead of President-elect Joe Biden's inauguration.
	In New Jersey, armed protesters are expected to storm the state capitol building in Trenton on Sunday.
	Anthony Bellano, an editor for Patch, has been reporting on what New Jersey officials are doing to prepare, and he joins us now.
	Anthony, what are authorities in New Jersey doing to prepare for these protests?
	And what are you hearing about potential protests or were scheduled for Sunday?
	Well, for each day that they've been talking about this, Governor Murphy has stressed that there's no specific or credible threat directly to the Capitol at this time.
	But they are taking precautions to make sure that there is no violence like we saw last week.
	There's no threat.
	It's more than a bit of a whipsaw.
	All hell's going to break loose, Bill.
	Yes, nothing's going to break loose.
	So that seems to be kind of where that is heading.
	Although there is an alternative final move, which is a very...
	I do not like it at all, but I'd need to mention it.
	So the...
	If the Biden camp, the globalists have the final move, their final move would be to assassinate Biden, to make Kamala Harris president, and once and for all to put the Republicans back in the jar.
	Which I find a very frightening scenario.
	That would really, really suck.
	Now let's just remind...
	Biden's living four more years, people.
	Put that in the book.
	Let's just remind ourselves of the last inauguration we had, 2016.
	Now, do we recall, well, I know we recall that Trump had a much bigger crowd than Obama.
	Much!
	It was like number one ever.
	Do we recall any other problems during the 2016 inauguration?
	It was cold out.
	Not everyone gathered here in Washington today came to celebrate President Trump's inauguration.
	Protesters lined part of the parade route, and in some parts of the Capitol, there were confrontations with police.
	The anger reaching a boiling point in the nation's capital after President Trump took the oath of office.
	Police in riot gear facing off against the protesters just six blocks from the inaugural parade.
	Unleashing pepper spray, concussion grenades, all to disperse the crowd.
	Burning cars and smashed windows.
	A small group of protesters dressed in black, their faces covered, armed with hammers and bricks.
	Facing off with thousands of officers on site, many in riot gear, confronting them with flashbang grenades and pepper spray.
	Before the swearing in ceremony even began, protesters tried to block checkpoint entrances.
	During President Trump's speech, several demonstrators were escorted out of the area.
	Several officers injured during the protest today, and more than 100 people arrested.
	Tonight, thousands of protesters remain in downtown D.C., occasionally facing off with police.
	We have seen many people injured, both protesters and police officers.
	That is your incoming blue team, everybody.
	Ready?
	I mean, come on.
	Let's be realistic.
	Shit happens.
	This is what happened four years ago.
	It was a mess.
	No one remembers.
	No.
	No one remembers.
	No one cares.
	I don't remember that either.
	I just remember the pink pussy hat thing the next day.
	Yeah, that came later.
	No, instead, we gotta go after small business owners.
	People are trying to stay alive.
	We go after the podcasters.
	And we're coming for your Bitcoin!
	So, Frank and I are currently being fined personally.
	Governor Murphy has attempted to pierce the LLC. He has fined us $15,497.
	This is that gym owner in New Jersey who is keeping the gym open despite the lockdown.
	...76 cents per day.
	So, as of yesterday morning, my partner and I checked the bank statement in the morning, and we had no money in our bank account.
	The state emptied out every single dollar that we have.
	This is in the middle of an appeals process and ongoing litigation in the matter of the fines and several other matters regarding the state, including a lawsuit against Governor Murphy and Judith Persichelli herself.
	This is, as simple as I can put it, this is in interference with our right to counsel.
	In our bank account does not come from memberships.
	We have not charged our members since April 1st, since we originally shut down.
	This is donations and this is t-shirt sales that we have used to pay our bills and to fight our legal battles.
	And it is a clear and it is a blatant violation of our constitutional rights and our ability to defend ourselves in the court of law.
	How long do you think they'll allow cryptocurrency to exist?
	Sorry, just a thought.
	Probably not too long.
	They can't seize it from you.
	No, they can't.
	And that's actually one of the most frequent recommendations for people who want to continue to donate is to set up a crypto account.
	Yeah.
	While you still can.
	Ever the optimist Tucker Carlson.
	I didn't recognize his voice for some reason.
	Yeah.
	That's going to be interesting.
	All of this is coming down at the same time.
	There's a lot of reasons they will go after crypto and Bitcoin specifically.
	A lot of reasons for that.
	Particularly, as we heard from Fifi...
	They were the same...
	What's the difference between the reasons and the reasons they always were there?
	I mean, from the...
	What's the name of that operation?
	They used to sell drugs and...
	Well, the reason why...
	And that's something that...
	We played the Christine Lagarde clip.
	If you listen carefully...
	I'll play a little bit of it again.
	If you listen carefully...
	She says that Bitcoin gives people an escape hatch.
	She literally uses a word like...
	It's a speculative asset by any account.
	I mean, when you look at the most recent developments upward and now the most recent downward trend, for those who had assumed that it might turn into a currency, terribly sorry, but this is an asset and it's a highly speculative asset, which...
	Which has conducted some funny business and some interesting and totally reprehensible money laundering activity.
	I think that there are criminal investigations that have taken place that I'm sure will continue to take place that demonstrate it very clearly.
	And there has to be regulations and this has to be applied and agreed upon.
	It's a matter that needs to be agreed at a global level, because, you know, if there is an escape, that escape will be used.
	If there's an escape, that escape will be used.
	I'm sorry, an escape from what, Madame Lagarde?
	From your financial noose that you're going to tighten around our necks?
	What escape could she mean?
	Maybe I'm misreading her.
	I can't interpret what she said.
	Yeah, she means an escape from the coming system, whatever she's planning.
	The system's in place, what's coming about.
	The central bank digital coin, everyone's going to do it.
	They're going to do it.
	I'm right, the Amerino or whatever, the Americano, what was that coin?
	Amaro, the Amaro, the Amaro.
	The Amaro.
	No, no, no.
	I'm waiting for that.
	Man, the Amero.
	We even knew what it would look like, the Amero.
	There were pictures of it.
	It was designed.
	No, I think the central bank digital coins are a reality.
	I think they will happen.
	How it works exactly, I don't know.
	But they don't want you to escape their system.
	Whatever the system is, you can't escape that.
	That to me was pretty telling.
	Okay, let's see.
	I think, I mean, what we will know is what we will know for Thursday's show.
	I mean, we're either in martial law and we're all looking at Epstein, or Joe Biden is hobbling into the residence in the East Wing.
	Who knows?
	I think shuffling is the proper term.
	What did I say?
	Hobbling.
	Oh, no.
	Shuffling is much better.
	Yes.
	Yeah, he shuffles.
	He barely shuffles.
	I'm waiting for him to...
	Now, I'm going to...
	I wish this would happen sooner than later because it's not going to be much fun watching four years of this.
	I mean, in fact, he did a thing.
	He announced a bunch of new scientists for his new science advisory board because we're all about science, science, science.
	And...
	I took a clip.
	It was so dull that there's no real clips.
	I just took a medley of certain things he said.
	This is what I'm going to be doing, by the way, for the next year.
	I'm going to take Biden's...
	He's slow and he's got no energy.
	He's just terrible.
	I'm just going to piece together a bunch of stuff that's in there that kind of goes together and it sounds kind of silly and at least it's entertaining.
	This is 48 seconds from about...
	I think it was on for 20 minutes.
	I got 48 seconds of this.
	Policy and science and society, tinkering with the early computer products, computing products.
	When I wrote that down, I thought to myself, I mean, how many kids?
	Anyway, as co-chair of the President's Council of Advisors in Science and Technology, I appoint Dr.
	Frances Arnold.
	Growing up in coal country, not far from heaven, Scranton, Pennsylvania, in Carbon County, in Pennsylvania, about 50 miles south where I was a kid, she dreamed of exploring outer space.
	I could have told her she'd just go to Greenreach in Scranton and she'd find where it was.
	I shouldn't be so flippant, but I'm so excited about these folks.
	Bitch!
	Look it up, it's science!
	Oh, you did better than I did.
	I got 13 seconds.
	You got 47, I only got 13.
	Here's what I got.
	Vice President Harris and I, we just received a briefing from our COVID team.
	Truthfully...
	We remain in a very dark winter.
	Yeah!
	Infection rates are up 34%.
	Now we have infection rates.
	Oh, you mean a positive PCR test, Joe?
	I'll call him president once he's president, but he's Joe now.
	Joe!
	He's Joe.
	Yeah.
	No, you're right.
	He's going to be boring.
	Why do you think he's going to be around for four years?
	The man clearly is not cognizant.
	Are they just going to keep him as a figurehead all that time?
	Yeah.
	Hmm.
	They don't want the laughing hyena in as president.
	Nobody does.
	I sure hope you're right, because, oh man.
	They'll let her run.
	She'll run in 2024, because they're going to have...
	The Democrats are kind of...
	They don't know what they're going to do in 2024.
	They're going to have to run her, because she was put in the position to be the first woman president.
	And so she'll run.
	There may be some competition with Klobuchar and some others.
	And then the Republicans, in my foresight, I visualize Tom Cruise.
	Yeah, Tom Cruise.
	Tom Cruise would be great.
	But Ted Cruise would be the guy with his beard.
	Yeah, badass beard.
	That's working.
	The beard is working, and everyone else has got a beard.
	Beto's got a beard now.
	Beto's not going to make another run, will he?
	No, of course not.
	I think so, because he got the beard.
	That is a signal.
	How about AOC? Is she sporting a beard yet?
	She's going to get a beard.
	I think she's already a beer.
	Hello, hello.
	We've all seen her boyfriend.
	I don't know where it's going to go, but Cruz has got...
	The way I see Cruz...
	I'm going to actually write this up as an essay.
	The way I see Cruz is a guy who...
	He got...
	He sees himself and saw himself as a great debater, a master debater.
	And when he ran into Trump, the juggernaut, he had his ass handed to him in all kinds of different ways.
	And I think he decided to say, okay, this guy, he's kicked my ass.
	I'm going to learn from him.
	Why should I just sit around stewing in my own juices?
	And I think he became kind of not a true protege, but he I think he picked up a few things the way to deal with things the way Trump deals with him.
	And I think and he's a lot smarter than Trump.
	He may be one of the smartest guys in the Senate.
	And that's why I think they're trying to get him kicked out of the Senate, because I think the Democrats know that he's going to be the guy that makes the move.
	An important correction.
	Uh, It's amazing that people are so surprised that the guy who admittedly and for years has proven to have zero understanding of sports, yet everyone was quick to point out that the quote Republicans buy Nikes 2 was Michael Jordan, not Magic Johnson.
	I got corrected.
	I mean, more people emailed me about this than about thousands of sealed indictments.
	I mean, that's how important this news was.
	Very interesting to me.
	Well, what's interesting, I could have probably figured it out, but I didn't care.
	I don't care who said it.
	It was just a good quote.
	But the point somebody didn't make is that Michael Jordan is the real spokesman for Nike, not Kaepernick.
	Jordan really is the guy.
	And Magic Johnson was a converse.
	He had the wrong shoe.
	That's why everybody knows, hey, that can't be.
	We're just Skechers.
	That's what I like to know.
	Skechers.
	How about these companies that are supporting the purge?
	And by the way...
	There's another one that just came up.
	Lowe's Hotels.
	What are they doing?
	They decided that Hawley or one of the Republicans who signed on for the protest...
	You can't stay at their hotel anymore?
	Yeah.
	I'm going to put together a list.
	Here's a list.
	I have the start of a list.
	We need a listicle.
	Yes, listicle.
	Now, what are we going to call this list so we can get the domain name?
	Douchebag corporations?
	Oh, douchebag.
	We should think about this offline.
	I don't want to do it.
	By the way, Tim Cook, there was a big announcement, and there was this huge virtue signal, which they had already announced, of $100 million for black and brown entrepreneurs.
	How insulting.
	How insulting.
	We got lots of brown entrepreneurs.
	Oh, my God.
	Racist!
	Just, how can you even say this?
	How about entrepreneurs?
	Ugh!
	Disgusting.
	Alright, Amazon is on the list.
	They are?
	Yeah.
	What do you mean they are?
	I'm back to companies that are helping with the purge.
	Okay.
	Amazon?
	I was thinking, yeah, you're right, Amazon has to be on the list.
	Well, they got rid of the parlor!
	Yeah, Parler.
	Right.
	Okay, Amazon.
	I'm going to write some of these down.
	Professional Golf Association of America.
	As you know, they're pulling away all the 2022 PGA Championship games from Trump courses.
	Okay, I got it, got it.
	Lowe's Hotel, I'm going to put that on there.
	Yeah, put Lowe's on there.
	We need categories.
	And this will be a reverse green book.
	So instead of this being the book of friendly places where African Americans...
	These are places to avoid.
	These are places to avoid, exactly.
	We're making our own book.
	Twitter, Shopify, which is, that is more than a web shop.
	That is a financial deplatforming.
	Needs a checkbox for financial deplatforming.
	I didn't know that Shopify had done anything.
	Oh yeah, they took all, anything with Trump merchandise, stores, all gone.
	Removed immediately.
	Oh, then you have to, Stripe has to be on.
	Stripe is next, that's right.
	Also, payments.
	Reddit has been cutting off subreddits.
	Snapchat.
	Yeah, but I don't like Reddit being on there.
	It's not like a store or something you can boycott.
	It's interesting in light of $300 million worth of Chinese investment in the past year.
	So, yes, keep them on the list.
	Chinas.
	Chi-coms.
	Snapchat.
	Twitch.
	Lehigh University.
	Wagner College, Middlebury College, and I believe Harvard students are now calling for any student who has a degree from Harvard who has supported Trump, not an insurrectionist, just supported Trump to invalidate their diplomas.
	American Express, who will no longer support any congressional member who voted against certifying the election.
	MasterCard.
	They do.
	They will be cutting off donations to any politician who tried to hold up the count of the Electoral College votes.
	MasterCard is a big deplatforming.
	Morgan Stanley has cut off donations to any congressional member who voted against certifying the election.
	At least they're doing it out in the open.
	We know how it works, but at least you're fair about it.
	The New York State Bar Association, who are going to be investigating Giuliani and banish him from the group.
	AT&T, no more donations for Republicans, including 17 Texas State Republicans and your boy Cruz, Beard Boy.
	And they want to end Citizens United, so that's a pretty big group, so they're all basically deplatformed from that.
	Comcast will be cutting off Republicans who fought the election results.
	Now, Comcast are big when it comes to financial issues.
	NBC Universal, NBC TV, NBC local stations.
	Right, all the NBCs.
	Yeah, and you could just see local stations being discouraged from giving any type of coverage for political campaigns or anything of the like.
	And remember, these are your representatives.
	These are not just little douchebags who can be deplatformed.
	It's you.
	It's your representation in Congress that's being deplatformed.
	Dow Chemical.
	What did Dow do?
	Cutting off any Republican who did not support Joe Biden's Electoral College victory.
	Blue Cross Blue Shield.
	No political contributions to Republicans who tried to stop the certification of the Electoral College.
	Marriott International.
	And all of its sub-brands...
	I also understand Starwood.
	Starwood, yes.
	And they are cutting off the GOP. I don't know what that means.
	Probably donations.
	But who knows?
	Because of, quote, destructive events at the Capitol which undermined a legitimate and fair election.
	Scrap Marriott off the list.
	I'm not going to stay with them anymore.
	Hallmark.
	Cards are shitty anyway.
	Cumulus.
	Well, we know, although...
	There's dispute now whether that memo went out that Ben Shapiro couldn't talk about certain things.
	I think it's true.
	That's the start of a list.
	Oh, wait.
	Well, don't forget Forbes.
	Oh, yes.
	Well, Forbes, Ford Motor Car.
	I'm going to give Ford a pass because they didn't really do anything.
	Well, how did they get mixed up in the...
	How did they get mixed up in everything?
	They said that they were looking into it.
	It was just a virtue signaling.
	Hey, we're concerned we're looking into it.
	They didn't do anything.
	And Apple Computer needs to be on the list?
	Yeah, I'm afraid so.
	It's just the beginning.
	But I think it's short-sighted.
	It's very interesting to hear people talk about Podcasting 2.0.
	I say, well, it's useless, man, because they're going to ban all apps that connect to stuff that isn't approved.
	I say, yeah, that may be right.
	But, you know, you can get other phones.
	You don't need to be sucking off Apple's dick.
	People, they give up.
	They give up.
	They give up.
	Well, you know, Apple's going to rule anyway.
	You are weak.
	Weak.
	Weak people.
	No, I'm feisty.
	I'm ready for another ten years of this show.
	Yeah.
	Because it's going to be crap for that long.
	It's going to be a lot of fun.
	Hey, so I got to...
	Go on.
	No, I was...
	Go ahead.
	I just...
	One other thing that came along the line, it wasn't really a correction, but a lot of people were able to find the crazy lady who confronted Schumer in New York.
	Yeah, I saw, by the way, there's more than one video.
	C-SPAN had the definitive video, and they had Schumer walking up the street and setting up shop, which I have to ask you.
	Why is Schumer walking up the street, somebody carrying a podium, and then he just drops the podium in the middle of the street or sidewalk and start giving us a press conference?
	What is this?
	I believe I can answer that.
	Because again, I was watching MSNBC, they cut to him, and they had the shot.
	And the shot is really a beautiful New York focus-pulled shot.
	So you do it from that sidewalk vantage point, and you've got...
	I can't remember what avenue or street he's on.
	And that's all focus pulled, so there's a lot of depth in it.
	And it's a beautiful shot, and I had no idea where he was until the crazy lady popped up, and then the camera pulls back, and then I also said, oh my god, you plunked that shit down in the middle of the street, man.
	But I think they know that's a good-looking shot.
	They've probably researched it.
	Why else would you do it?
	I'm sure they have some research that that shot...
	I thought it was idiotic.
	It was a pretty shot.
	I'm not going to argue.
	But the police siren goes by and they have to stop for five minutes.
	Anyway, so now I'm confused.
	Well, this crazy lady, to me, sounds like Madge Weinstein.
	Do you remember Madge Weinstein from the pod show days?
	Madge, the bloated lesbian?
	No.
	Oh, yeah, you do.
	Ah, she was a hit on the network.
	Madge!
	Yeah!
	No, I guess you don't remember.
	Oh, my God.
	It was Madge Weinstein and the tech hippie.
	I mean, come on.
	So let's listen to...
	Because, you know, she says some pretty good things, and it's...
	It's nice to hear a citizen speak up, regardless of the message, confront the power, quote-unquote, to see that they are completely powerless when confronted in that manner.
	Truth to power, man!
	Truth to power!
	I didn't plan!
	I didn't think that the Trumpsters had it in them!
	But you know what?
	You racist socialist condition out, but you can't take it.
	And remember this.
	Adolf Hitler was a socialist.
	And that's exactly who you followed.
	You're nothing but a coward.
	Seeing you hide underneath your desk.
	I actually got sexually excited over it.
	That's how much I loathe you.
	I'm glad what they do.
	And like Nancy Pelosi said, please do what they do.
	After all, she doesn't care about monuments and neither do I. And where in the First Amendment does it say that you have to protest peacefully and politely?
	As long as there's outrage and unrest in our hearts, there's going to be unrest in these streets.
	You're nothing but a cracker.
	That's all you are is a racist cracker.
	You can dish it up.
	Look, you've got protection.
	Why don't you tell them to stand down, hypocrite?
	Did you tell the Capitol Police to stand down?
	Did you tell them to stand down?
	Answer the question.
	No, stand down.
	He told the police to stand down in Kenosha, Seattle, Portland, Chicago, Boston, New York, Los Angeles, and San Francisco.
	And you know what?
	These Trump supporters are gonna go to your house.
	They're gonna go to Pelosi's house.
	They'll destroy her vineyards.
	And I will be right there to support them.
	Don't you say it's a knob?
	No, no, shut up.
	Shut up.
	And I'm sure she's a Democrat.
	Pratt.
	Thank you.
	As Madge Weinstein is.
	Yeah, I think she's a Democrat.
	She probably is.
	She has all the checkboxes for being a Democrat.
	She's just an annoyed Democrat.
	Or a Democrat who doesn't like Schumer, and I'm sure there's plenty of them.
	She sounded so fantastic.
	I wish we had better audio.
	Did you get better audio from the C-SPAN? People, when you're doing this stuff, mic yourself, people.
	So we could sync it up.
	I thought one of the persons from the other side, looking at her mostly, had really good audio from a phone.
	Ah, shit.
	Just a quick few things on the OTG tip as people are looking for solutions and preparing themselves.
	We now have a video site called NoAgendaTube, noagendatube.com, which is part of the PeerTube WebTorrent network.
	So, no cost really to upload.
	When you're using it, you're probably supporting the torrent part somehow.
	I haven't really looked into how WebTorrent works.
	But thanks to our producers for setting that up.
	And it's already populating.
	People like it.
	And it's fast.
	It's amazing.
	I got a note from Producer Tim at NoAgendaPhone.com.
	So we're trying to just do something.
	We're trying to go around the beaten path.
	We want to get surplus Google Pixel phones, de-Google the crap out of it, put Graphene OS on it, so you can have an enjoyable premium phone experience.
	With minimal spying, you still have to do some...
	Firewall stuff if you're using, you know, whatever you're using, but you have control over this device.
	And so I got a note from Tim.
	He says, Google decided I was violating their sales terms by purchasing phones outside of the U.S. with payment billing and address and shipping address both inside the U.S. So they clearly understand that he's buying cheap phones to resell them in the U.S., and I guess they picked it up with some algo, and that's illegal for some reason.
	Why?
	I don't know.
	He says it's against the terms of service.
	So, they canceled a whole bunch of orders that he was waiting on.
	He had to rush to find a new avenue to order replacement devices.
	Good news is, first batch will be in on Tuesday.
	And he's also updated the website with detailed information, instructions, and links for anyone who has familiarity with the command prompt and what an environment variable is in Windows to successfully install graphene themselves.
	Golf claps for that.
	Thank you so much.
	And help each other.
	And this morning I got a direct message from Brendan Eich.
	I did not know he was a listener.
	Brendan Eich, who founded Brave, correct?
	I can't remember.
	That's the Brave guy.
	Could be the Brave guy.
	No, it is the Brave guy.
	Hold on.
	Let's do a quick, Brent.
	Yeah, I mean, please, we know what to do.
	And it's Brendan.
	Yeah, Brendan Eich.
	E-I-C-H.
	So I guess he's a listener, producer.
	I don't know if he's a producer, but we appreciate him checking in.
	He says, Adam, I'm not here to attack Gab.
	Oh, this is about the Dissenter browser that I'm using.
	But the fact is they didn't maintain Dissenter either as a fork of Brave, we keep up with security updates from Chromium promptly at a high school to us, or by going to Google Chromium open source and porting the updates themselves.
	There's no sign that they can maintain it or catch up now either.
	This is fatal to browser security, as Jonathan Sampson, who works here at Brave, writes.
	I recommend not using any browser this unmaintained.
	And I think this is good information from Brendan.
	And honestly, I haven't really looked at the Brave browser in a while because when I went on Dissenter when it came out, And Brave was just acting weird.
	So I'm sure that's fixed by now, but that's a little PTSD I have.
	Well, I use Brave for...
	I'm actually using Brave now for this show.
	Yeah, because you remember when it was kind of wonk a little bit?
	It had some issues also with scaling images.
	Right.
	So is all that fixed now?
	Because I'll go back in a heartbeat.
	I do want the Dissenter guys to...
	I know they listen.
	I'd love to hear what they say.
	Well, if Ike listens, that's good.
	I didn't realize a couple of things.
	I'll read from his bio.
	He's the creator of the JavaScript programming language.
	That's right.
	So the plague of the internet, the entire internet, the worst parts of the internet is thanks to him.
	We love him for that very reason.
	He's a radical.
	And then he obviously co-founded Mozilla, which is where he got kicked out.
	Yeah, because...
	Because from the social justice warriors...
	I mean, talk about a real deplatforming when you get kicked out of your own browser company.
	You started and you're out.
	Which was already meant to counter deplatforming and other spy issues.
	I mean, how nuts is that?
	But okay.
	I think I may have met him at a trade show some time ago.
	Actually, the Mozilla people gave me a Firefox stuffed animal.
	Oh, that's a true collectible.
	I think so.
	It's cool looking.
	If you had one from Netscape, that would be even better.
	I got a Netscape t-shirt.
	Cool.
	What we didn't have was Netscape stock.
	That was the problem.
	Netscape IPO'd and look at my t-shirt.
	Yeah.
	Well, good.
	And I appreciate the info, Brendan.
	I got to revisit Brave no matter what.
	The idea was so cool with the built-in VPN piehole type stuff.
	I like that.
	Well, good enough.
	And then the only other thing...
	I do have a couple of minor little things to play before the...
	Yes, I was just going to say one other thing that you should be known is that, this is TechCrunch reporting, that facial recognition...
	It has over 70% accuracy, according to a Stanford University research paper, of identifying political party.
	Oh, that's like identifying gay.
	It's good at that, too.
	And maybe there's no difference.
	Wouldn't that be crazy?
	That would make a couple heads blow up.
	All right.
	What you got?
	So I have a...
	The grumpy old bands want me to come on their show, and they're making a fuss about it.
	Oh, they obviously look up to you as one of their fellow grumps.
	Yeah, I'm...
	Well, I'm the...
	You're the proto-grump.
	I'm more grumpy than they are.
	You're the proto...
	Yes, you're correct.
	I'm a proto-grump.
	Proto-grump.
	Now, so I'm listening to this show, and I want you...
	Now, this is not the first time I've heard this, and I want you to play...
	This is a Darren O'Neill clip.
	I'm concerned about this.
	Uh-oh.
	This is Darren, you know, and he's going to say something.
	I want you to see if you can spot what it is.
	And believe me, what you're going to hear, this is just one example out of five that I've heard throughout the show.
	And I've got Darren O'Neill 1, which is what you're going to listen to.
	And then I have the ISO. But play Darren O'Neill 1.
	Hey, guys!
	Oh, sorry.
	I thought that's how his show sounds.
	Well, and what we are seeing, all these troops that are just Flowing into Washington, D.C. People were thinking, well, this is because there might be those crazy right-wing violent people with the inauguration.
	The inauguration?
	Play the ISO. The inauguration.
	I've never heard this.
	He said it five times exactly the same way, and I do have for his benefit.
	Oh, my.
	Oh, my.
	Why this shit?
	Let me just understand what we're doing here.
	They've invited you to come on the show.
	They're clearly annoying you about it because you said so.
	No, it's not too annoying.
	But I had to review their show a couple of times.
	I totally agree.
	Yeah, this is a problem.
	And I'm thinking, wait a minute.
	I'm thinking, did Daryl go, or Darren go looking for a job at a radio station and come home, hey, honey, another radio installation wouldn't hire me, and when I last, they wouldn't slay.
	So here's...
	I got this right here.
	The inauguration pronounce, it says on here.
	And this is what Darren should listen to.
	Oh, you did some homework.
	Well, this is very kind of you.
	Let's see.
	What is it titled?
	I got it.
	Inauguration.
	In. A. G. Ray. Shun. In. A. G. Ray. Shun.
	Inauguration.
	Wow.
	And let's check Darren.
	The inauguration.
	Close.
	Close.
	I can't believe you're doing this.
	He's such a nice guy.
	And by the way, he's not on welfare.
	In case, you know, you accuse him of everything.
	I don't know.
	They should block you from the show.
	Oh, you know, here's the thing that got me about the inauguration.
	I can't even say it the way it does.
	Is why does Bemrose let him get away with it?
	Well, do we have Bemrose saying inauguration?
	No, Bemrose does not say inauguration.
	But he doesn't say anything about...
	He must be cowed.
	Cowed by Darren.
	He's got the big, big voice.
	Darren's got the big announcer.
	Darren's got the big voice.
	Alright, stop, stop.
	With that, I'd like to thank you for your courage and say in the morning to you, the man who put the C in the final chess move, John C. Dvorak!
	Well, in the morning to you, Mr.
	Adam Curry.
	Also in the morning to all ships at sea and boots on the ground.
	I've seen the air and subs in the water and all the dams and knights out there.
	And in the morning to all the trolls who are having a grand old trolly time at noagendastream.com.
	Hands up, trolls.
	Let me count you.
	Let me see how many.
	Ooh, 2418.
	2418.
	That's not bad for a Sunday, is it?
	2418.
	I'd say that's pretty good.
	And I think it's episode 1313.
	I think a lot of people needed some pure sanity, the kind of bouncing back and forth, what's happening, what's going on.
	And a lot of you showed up in the troll room, and that's where it is a good, safe place to hang out.
	That meaning that you can't actually get hurt.
	People say all kinds of crazy crap, and you can say it too.
	NoagendaStream.com is where you can hang out with the trolls, listen to the show live, any show, including Darren O'Neill.
	He comes on live before every single No Agenda show.
	At least until now.
	We don't know what's going to happen after the inauguration, but we hope he'll continue to provide the service.
	We are the ones to make fun of it, too.
	Especially me.
	We have all kinds of dumb things.
	We have a bigger microphone, which is funny.
	I kind of enjoy that power.
	While you're in noagendastream.com, why don't you hit somebody up and ask them for an invitation link.
	To go to noagendasocial.com where you can register.
	Now, this is a good experience.
	And this is what I was talking about earlier.
	There are little places you can hang out and there's enough people to have discourse and conversation.
	Other people from other little communities can join in.
	A little bit.
	Yeah, but it works across Mastodon install.
	Yeah, they sneak in once in a while and drop a bomb.
	Sure.
	Yeah, which is how it works with tribes.
	That's the way it's supposed to be.
	I will tell you this.
	I will say this, that the Mastodon, no agenda social, it's just like Twitter was in the early days.
	You get responses.
	You ask a question, people answer.
	It's not like Twitter is nowadays, where you're throwing it into the wind.
	You've got many more people supposedly following you, and nobody's following you.
	Because all the shadow banning and they don't do it right.
	It's almost quaint.
	It's very cozy.
	It's a dynamite system.
	It's where you want to get this out of your...
	If you've got to get these chats and these things out of your system, this is the place to do it.
	Not only that, but a place where you can get help and advice from a dude named Ben.
	A lot of dudes named me.
	I mean, this whole Graphene OS, OTG type of stuff.
	But also sometimes I've seen people just say, hey, ma'am, I'm feeling down.
	I'm feeling lonely.
	How's everybody doing?
	And people jump on.
	And it is, yeah, the early days of Twitter, you're right.
	But still, even the early days of Twitter, you know, there's just a lot of, there was always strife.
	Who needs it?
	It's fun if someone comes from another place and plants a bomb and we're all laughing about it and a little bit of argument and it's easy to mute that conversation.
	But it just goes away because there's no algos.
	Anyway, do yourself a favor.
	If you like the entire No Agenda Gitmo Nation producer community, check out noagendasocial.com.
	And then big thanks to, I believe, a first-timer, Parker Pauly, Who scored a rare double hit, not just with the teaser image before we started the live stream, but with the artwork for episode 1312.
	We titled that one I Phoney as a tip of the hat to Tim Collins Cook over there at Apple.
	The I Phoney Phoney.
	And there was just no doubt.
	What a beautiful...
	And it was so well executed, the Trump's double impeachment spewing gum.
	Only 33 cents, 45 sticks, 50% more charges.
	Come on.
	That was well done.
	And Parker did send us a note saying he's a he, not a she.
	Okay.
	Which I think, I don't know what we said on the show.
	Yeah, I like this piece a lot.
	We didn't say anything on the show because we didn't pick it until after the show.
	Oh, I don't know what he's talking about then.
	I don't know either.
	Maybe he's listening in to the after show.
	I just hope not.
	Oh, it was a great piece.
	It was a great piece.
	I liked it.
	I'm scrolling through to see what else we liked, which someone complained to me and said, You're talking about the artwork.
	It's too long.
	Okay, one.
	New and improved on Podcasting 2.0.
	You can fast forward through stuff you don't like.
	I know.
	It's crazy.
	Give it a shot.
	It's usually two arrows to the right.
	It's cool.
	Okay, the one I liked was the blue Make China Great Again hat.
	Yes.
	Yes, you did.
	To me, it was just easy.
	I don't know.
	I thought it was nice, but it was not a...
	No comparison to the Spearman gum.
	There was something else that we looked at.
	And you are seeing these if you're using an app from newpodcastapps.com.
	I like Podfriend and Hypercatcher.
	Oh, yes.
	And we already discussed the No More Hammer and Sickle stuff or the Twitter bird and all that.
	Because remember that someone had done that?
	Well, that's because it was stolen.
	Oh, that was stolen.
	Okay.
	Well, maybe there wasn't anything else.
	Well, you're talking about gruesome art, but that was it.
	No, that was pretty much it.
	Gum was good.
	Well, thank you very much, Parker Pauly, and to all the artists who always participate in this Fabulous exercise that is not quite an afterthought.
	It is actually the end of the show.
	Once we have the art, then we're like, okay, now the title will come and we're good to go.
	And we really appreciate that.
	And thank you, all you artists, for submitting.
	Thank you, Dreb Scott, for making them appear magically.
	And lest I forget, thank you, Aaroner.
	Who did a full-on transfer of our entire NoAgendaSocial.com infrastructure to a new, more secure location.
	All on his own dime, he refuses to take any value-for-value support.
	If that's changed, Aaron, don't be shy.
	We really appreciate it.
	Thank you.
	What was insecure about the original location?
	Well, he was moving from that place, and since he would no longer be living there, it would make it pretty insecure.
	Oh, so it's where he was living.
	Yeah, so he's moved.
	Oh, his house.
	He's moved to a new house, but it's a better situation overall, right?
	Like, really, like, really a lot better.
	And he has a buddy with a redundant backup now.
	This is what he does, kind of.
	So, he's good at this.
	And it's just appreciated because I know how much resources go into this.
	Forget just the disk space and CPU cycles.
	You know, it takes some time to maintain it.
	There's always weird upgrades.
	It's open source, so stuff can go funky.
	So, if you see at Eriner, say hi to him.
	And now let's thank the people who brought the treasure in larger amounts to score a coveted title of executive producer or associate executive producer of episode 1313 of the No Agenda show.
	We take a look at our list and who can we start to thank today?
	And we also have 1313 club members, and I think we might have three of them.
	Oh, nice!
	We haven't had a club member like that in a while.
	Anonymous comes in with 1313.13 from Garland, Texas, to celebrate show 1313.
	So, 1313 club.
	If possible, knight me a Sir George of the Southern Carpathians.
	No jingle.
	Stinky Cheese and Bordeaux for the ceremony.
	D-douching is optional.
	It's not optional.
	You've been deduced.
	It's not optional.
	You get that by default.
	You couldn't find a link for this.
	Sending a proper note.
	Cheers.
	Okay, really?
	You got it in somehow.
	You want to read the next one?
	It's too long for me to read.
	You get it.
	You got it.
	Robert Buell, Buell, B-U-E-L, Buell, from Seminole, Florida.
	131313.
	Hi, guys!
	And in the morning from Seminole, Florida.
	Isn't that down by Captiva, Sanibel?
	That area?
	Yeah, could be wrong.
	I first found no agenda when JCD plugged the show on the cranky geeks and or twit.
	I'm not sure if the crackpot percentage of the show has been turned down since then or my crackpot percentage has been turned up since then.
	But I'm finding the show much more of an echo chamber for my thoughts.
	And I no longer have times when I roll my eyes when listening.
	I used to find it difficult to make it through the too long shows.
	But now I listen with delight all the way through.
	I carve out the time to listen to No Agenda by no longer listening to the too long twit.
	Over the years, my podcatching software has been cancelled several times.
	Wow.
	Which required me to manually re-enter all my podcast streams into other apps.
	Oh, that sucks.
	And I'm sorry to say that several times No Agenda did not make it back on the list, at least not right away.
	When all the COVID crap started to hit and it looked fishy to me, I decided that I needed to see what you guys were saying about it.
	And oh, brother, what an echo!
	But anyways, I decided that after all this time, I should be deduced.
	You've been deduced.
	I assume that I get to claim an executive producer title, a knighthood, or whatever you call a donation that matches the show number.
	I want to be Sir Bob B. of Sunset Beach by the Bay, and I'd like popcorn and...
	Oops, just lost my place.
	And I'd like popcorn and sparkling wine at the round table.
	I'll let you decide if it's pronounced Bobby or Bobby.
	Okay.
	And for jingle preparation, I'd like Biden's full load, Trump's huge dumps, that's true, and a double karma.
	I also decided to become more active in the No Agenda community since your show has helped me think through a lot of issues this year.
	So I finally got on No Agenda social, and I have to say to any listeners who have not checked it out, you really need to do so because it's always entertaining and sometimes enlightening.
	Maybe you...
	Can shorten that up a bit next time you put in a note because we're not done.
	Any roads, even though this note is getting long with no real substance, sorry, not sorry, F you.
	I need to tell you what pushed me to make this donation now.
	Thank you.
	My piping, smoking hot, white hot keeper and I were married twice, once in a civil ceremony on a Saturday the 7th and once at a church on the following Friday the 13th, 234 months ago.
	So 13 is one of our lucky numbers.
	I tell our human resources that the repeat was to make sure the marriage stuck.
	I've been indoctrinating our twin human resources and ideas to balance what they get from the libtards at public school, and now they want to start a podcast.
	Oh, yes.
	All the kids should be doing it.
	I was struggling to figure out how to get started with that effort.
	Then podcastindex.org to the rescue.
	So thanks again for that.
	In advance, I'll budget some advertising for no agenda when we get started.
	And finally, a linguistic question.
	I read somewhere that we in the USA think of as the British accent did not start until after the founding of the USA. So back at that time, American English or British English sounded the same and that the British accent changed in the 1800s, not the American accent.
	The change to British pronunciation apparently came from the highbrow educated intelligentsia around Oxford and spread like a virus from there.
	Do you believe this is true?
	If so, then it seems like this group of pricks has historically been very successful in changing the structure of fabric or society through changes in language and history repeats itself.
	Robert, thank you very much for this note.
	I suggest you start the podcast with your kid.
	You've got a lot to say.
	It would be very good to hear this in a podcast.
	In a podcast.
	As opposed to a note.
	Yeah.
	So, Biden whole load.
	What else was it?
	Trump dumps.
	And then after that, there was something else.
	That's the problem.
	That's true and a double karma.
	There's no such thing as a double karma.
	I'm always interested by people who think that exists.
	I'm going to give you the whole load today.
	They did dumps.
	They call them dumps.
	Big, massive dumps.
	You've got karma.
	No, I'm rusty.
	Sorry.
	Rusty today.
	The note's too long.
	Rusty.
	Rusty, rusty, rusty.
	Grand Duke Nussbaum.
	Hey!
	1313.
	We need a...
	Yeah, yeah.
	Now I feel stupid about this.
	Here we go.
	Nussbaum!
	Grand Duke Nussbaum at 1313.
	And the note is simple.
	Grand Duke Nussbaum presents Dame Kiley, the keeper, on behalf of Sir Chris Wilson.
	Oh, wow!
	Well, that's incredibly nice.
	So that's Chris Wilson's keeper becomes a dame.
	On behalf of Nussbaum.
	Wow!
	Is she on the list?
	I believe so.
	It's a little incestuous, but okay.
	If Chris and Nussbaum have it all worked out.
	Hmm.
	That's interesting.
	I do not see it this way.
	Huh.
	Let's take a look at this again.
	Well, it's possible that it wasn't put on the list because it's confusing.
	Okay.
	Put her on the list.
	Yes, I am putting her on the list.
	Another member of the 1313 Club.
	It's crazy.
	I think there's another one down here that gets upgraded.
	Mike Brewer.
	Yeah.
	Keep reading.
	So your crash EMT is next on the list.
	1313.
	Another one.
	Holly Springs, North Carolina.
	I want to thank these folks for this sort of thing.
	Lucky number 1313, Sir Crash.
	Baron of Holly Springs and Fuquay Verena.
	That's Fuquay, John.
	Fuquay, John.
	Fuquay.
	Fuquay.
	It's Fuquay.
	Thanks for the 13 plus years and 1313 shows.
	Here's to the fun times coming in the next four years.
	Yeah.
	As the Chinese say, may we live in interesting times.
	A little karma for those who need it, and some non-aggressive principle for us all.
	Love you.
	Mean it.
	You've got karma.
	Trevor Green, $1,000.01 from Indianapolis, Indiana.
	Palindrome.
	We have no note from him.
	No.
	So Trevor, you want to send something in and send it?
	Yeah.
	By the way, I should tell people, if you're going to send a note in by email, make sure you put donation in the subject line.
	Mike Brewer, who did put donation in the subject line, in Waddle Park, Australia, 96813.
	I need some gold karma for Vintage 2021 with this donation, which is $13.13, $13-y dues.
	So we have to put him on the club.
	1313 club.
	He'll be in the club.
	My goodness.
	This is incredible what's happening here.
	I know.
	1313.
	Hit it.
	Nailed it.
	I bring up my knighthood.
	Could I please be known as Sir Mike?
	Yeah.
	Could I request that for the...
	Yeah.
	Done.
	Mike.
	He's got it on there?
	Yeah, sure, Mike.
	Can I request that for the round table?
	The mutton be upgraded to saltbush mutton.
	Okay.
	And I'd also like to request a 1962 Penfolds Bin 60A. Oh.
	I don't know about the...
	Penfolds Bin 60A is pretty much the 1945 Mouton Rothschild of Australia.
	Well, thank God we have that.
	And that would be, I think that one has only been produced twice in the history of Penfolds.
	And it's pretty unusual that anyone even knows about it, to be honest about it.
	He's showing off our little mic!
	Showing off!
	I like that!
	I like that!
	Good work.
	I know what it is.
	It's a Cabernet Shiraz blend.
	Everybody thinks it was one of the great wines of Australia ever made.
	And the Cabernet and Shiraz goes together very well when it's executed, right?
	But it's pretty rare around the world.
	But there is a Swanson in California.
	It has a wine called Alexis where they specialize in this blend.
	It's always a terrific product.
	Another tax deduction in the pocket.
	Yes, I'm working on it.
	All right, I'll do the next one.
	Because people have sent some long notes.
	We love the donations, love the support.
	The long notes, you'll have to reckon with your fellow producers.
	Brian Yunt.
	From Tulsa, Oklahoma.
	And comes in with half of the 1313 with a 13 twist.
	666.13 could only be good on this day.
	Load them up.
	Have them ready.
	Just send your cash.
	Thanks, Obama.
	Atlas Shrugged.
	R2D2 Karma.
	Today, I will achieve knighthood.
	Uh-oh.
	another one.
	In my rapid ascent from the deepest, darkest depths of douchebaggery, after John's outstanding interpretive reading of my first donation letter, I've been eagerly awaiting the symbolic double 13 to contribute and write again.
	John, you got some pretty great laughs out of Adam, and that made me a very happy man.
	My kids were both born on the 13th, and it has become a wonderful number in my life, and to bring it home with knighthood in your 13th year is just too good to be true.
	So...
	That's true.
	I've successfully hit at least one guy in the mouth in 2020 and can't tell you enough just how important Noagent has become in allowing me to ignore so much of the M5Ms.
	Litany of lies!
	I'm just waiting for the Ministry of Truth to be born and hopefully we can all end up in the same gulag together.
	We're keeping your bench warm.
	All that said, as a physician producer of this fine program, I do have a brief medical report I feel must be shared.
	During the peak of the 2020 election hell, I developed a rare case of no-agenda-induced paradoxical amygdala hypertrophy, listening to no agenda.
	The more I listened, the more peeved I became at the shitshow our nation was becoming and I could feel the swelling of my amygdala starting all over again.
	Drastic measures were necessary and I had no choice but to turn off everything for a couple of weeks.
	And it worked.
	NA's amygdala neuroprotective characteristics have returned and I can listen without any symptoms other than occasional incredulous and uncontrollable laughter.
	So if fellow listeners feel the blood beginning to boil a little too hot and a little too long, don't be afraid to shut it all down a few days and reboot.
	Thanks, man.
	Thanks for telling people to not listen to the show.
	It's really appreciated.
	And what this really demonstrates is the amazing resolve the both of you have in deconstructing what can only be qualified as madness these days.
	It impresses the hell out of me that you can digest so much garbage and it doesn't erode into your very souls.
	I think John has elder protection and I smoke a lot of weed.
	You are both truly a gift and I thank you.
	Please dub me Sir Brian of the Green Country and have a barrel of bourbon and some Macintosh apples at the round table if you please.
	He's not on the list, John.
	Did we just miss this one somehow?
	Or...
	Hello?
	Which one?
	I'm sure I'm looking at something else.
	Oh, okay.
	He's not on the list to be ignited?
	I don't believe so.
	No, let me just double check.
	It's, uh...
	No, Brian Yunt?
	Brian of the Green Country?
	I don't see him.
	Well, I got another thing not on the list.
	Well, hold on.
	Let me do his jingles, then, first.
	I know a lot of people want to send blankets or water.
	Just send your cash.
	Thanks, Obama.
	By Ayn Rand.
	You've got...
	Karma.
	What the hell?
	That's the R2-D2 Karma.
	Oh my god.
	Yeah, well, you know, when people ask, I do.
	It gives me the creeps, that one.
	Okay, I got one here that's more interesting than that last one being not on the list.
	Because this one's on the list, at least the birthday, and you might want to make an adjustment to this because his last name's not on the birthday list.
	But this is an $800 anonymous donation.
	I don't know why it's not on the spreadsheet, but I do have the note.
	Oh, okay.
	And it's page one of the PDF. Please, in close, find $800 as a down payment for future nighthoods for me, M, and Reed Matthews of Waxhaw, North Carolina.
	Reed has nothing to lose, so feel free to say his name is all you want.
	Oh, I know what it is.
	Never mind.
	You know what this is?
	Actually, I don't know.
	It's not there either.
	Ah, here it is.
	What are you doing?
	It's okay.
	This is the page three.
	Ah, page three.
	Yes, I see it.
	Page three.
	Okay.
	It should be page one, but okay.
	All right.
	I'll read this note.
	These are for the tune, and I'll go back and read the...
	You did Brian already, so this is...
	Yeah.
	I'll just do the Colonel after this.
	Anyway, Reed is turning 50 on the 15th.
	If you could put his last name on the birthday list, it just says Reed.
	Yeah, he's there.
	It would be great if Adam could wish him a happy birthday during the appropriate time.
	Reed is my best friend and I'm a better person for knowing him.
	I shared no agenda with him during a recent camping trip and I think it has been an active listener ever since.
	I've been listening since Rogan.
	We're too tight for this market, Dvorak.
	I may send a longer note at the time of my knighthood, which will be the Ides of March.
	Anyway, appreciate the time and effort you put into the show.
	Sincerely, soon to be Sir Son of the Fort.
	And that came in as two separate $400 donations, which is on the list.
	One for him and one for Reed, so they'll do separate accounting for separate knighthoods.
	Okay.
	Next is John McCabe, colonel of U.S. Marine Corps, retired.
	I'm sorry, reserve.
	Marine Corps, reserve.
	And he sent it.
	We got a lot of marine colonels.
	Rightly so.
	Southern Californians are going in.
	Actually, you can't say that unless you're a marine.
	Sorry.
	You can say Semper Fi.
	Okay.
	You learn a lot when you watch NCIS. Thank you for encouraging you, right?
	Specifically, thank you for wading into the M5M cesspool, fishing out all the nuggets of pool pure bullshit, and turning them into gold.
	You not only keep getting monations sane, but you keep us sanitized.
	I'm greatly, sincerely grateful that you guys continue on with this unpleasant but important work week after week, year after year.
	Yeah, thanks.
	Thanks for reminding us.
	You guys are amazing.
	13 is my lucky number.
	It has to be credited as executive producer for show episode 1313.
	It also seems fitting to keep up to knighthood with this auspicious episode.
	Please dub me Surfer of the Shark Attack Capital of the World.
	I believe he's on the list.
	He's on the list.
	I respectfully request Sapphire Martinis.
	That's kind of grossed, by the way.
	That's gin, isn't it?
	Yeah, Sapphire Gin Martinis and Twizzlers.
	Oh my.
	Get those red vines out of here.
	It's got to be Twizzlers.
	Do you put the Twizzler in the martini and stir it?
	Yeah, and you stir it and then you suck the Twizzler.
	Mmm!
	Okay, now here's where I'm sorry I'm going to have to do this.
	Although you have to, you had a copy of this.
	So he wants the jingles.
	Foamer plus OMG, that's amazing, pretty good, and that's true, and Karma.
	I wish everyone in Gitmo Nation a happy and prosperous 2021 John McCabe, Colonel, U.S. Marine Corps Reserve, retired in Florida.
	What was the third one on the list?
	After amazing...
	This goes Fomer.
	Yeah.
	OMG Amazing.
	Pretty good.
	And that's true.
	Oh, pretty good.
	And then Karma.
	Okay.
	Okay.
	Oh my goodness.
	So much to do.
	Oh my God!
	Woo!
	Listen to that horn!
	Oh my God!
	That is amazing!
	I think that sounds pretty good.
	That's true.
	You've got karma.
	Onward.
	Yay.
	We had the two donations from the Georgia folk.
	Yep.
	William Grantham in Phoenix, Arizona.
	333333.
	I witnessed the ZC rally on January 6th in person and wanted to give a more detailed report but can't figure out how to send a longer note.
	Oh, shucks!
	Oh, that's a shame.
	Bottom line is, loss of Antifa masquerading as Trump supporters.
	It seemed like a false flag event.
	Thanks and no jingles, no karma.
	Well, we got a lot of those reports.
	Yeah, I would say about half of the emails I received were of this.
	And absolutely, I mean, I see that.
	But every narrative can be spun out of that video, which, a little aside, is the reason why the No Agenda show catches so many douchebaggery things, is when you're not distracted by the video, then you actually hear what's being said, and sometimes it's funnier than anything.
	Yep.
	We'll see how things go in the inauguration.
	Christopher Reitmeyer in Green Bay, Wisconsin.
	Go Packers.
	Hi, boys.
	First-time caller, long-time listener.
	Great shows of light.
	This donation is way overdue.
	Please de-douche me.
	You've been de-douched.
	Can't wait for the Green Bay meetup.
	Go Packers.
	I'm always proud of how well the cheeseheads understand value for value.
	Shout out to Lee who hit me in the mouth.
	That boy is a douchebag even when he does donate.
	Any who's, how about an LGY and that's true.
	Chris, Green Bay.
	Yay!
	That's true.
	You've got karma.
	Sir Raleigh of Weybridge in London.
	33333.
	By the way, we have a long list today.
	This show's going to be long.
	But this is a good show.
	It's 1313.
	It's a big deal.
	Sir Raleigh of Crystal Palace Slayer of the Concrete Dinosaurs here.
	It's been a while, so I thought I'd better make a donation.
	Possibly my last for a while.
	I've quit my job so my smoking hot and extremely brainy wife can start a new role researching and modeling the effects of climate change, what the effects are on economic risk.
	Don't worry.
	I'm very gently hitting her in the mouth.
	Anyways, we move to D.C. from London.
	Woo!
	Yeah.
	And move from one expensive place to another.
	Right.
	At the end of the month, and it'll probably be a while before I receive authorization to work, then an actual paying job.
	Some jobs karma would be much appreciated, your choice.
	Also, some goat karma.
	Believe it is not...
	Believe it or not.
	Believe it or not, I guess.
	Believe it or not.
	Believe it or not, probably, yeah.
	Believe it or not, it's actually what drew my attention when I first listened to your podcast.
	It must be some subliminal programming thing.
	What, the GOAT or the jobs card?
	We hope so.
	Yeah.
	Hello, success!
	Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs.
	Let's vote for jobs!
	Yeah!
	Yeah!
	Sir John of the Dunkirk Mud Flats in Blaine, Minnesota Nuts.
	33333.
	When I turned on the Bills-Ravens game, they said it was 33 degrees.
	I do remember that.
	It reminded me that it's been over a year since my last donation.
	I'll give it up to you if that's a douchebag, douchebaggable offense or not.
	No, not at all.
	No, not at all.
	No, not really.
	Congrats on show 1313.
	Last Thursday's show was especially well done.
	Keep up the good work.
	You keep mentioning an exit strategy, so I thought your doing this show was your exit strategy.
	Oh, how foolish.
	What would you rather be doing?
	Keep it short.
	Nothing is what the answer to that is.
	Yeah, we're like hanging out.
	Just hanging out.
	Yeah.
	Enjoying Netflix or something.
	Yeah.
	I'll keep it short if I can get the boogity-boogity-boogity.
	Amen.
	I'll be good.
	Karma to all the producers.
	If I don't see some artwork referring to 1313 Mockingbird Lane, I'll be disappointed.
	Artist, attention.
	1313 Mockingbird Lane.
	I guess that outs me as a boomer.
	Yeah.
	Thanks.
	Sir John of the Dunkirk Mud Flats.
	You've got karma.
	Karma.
	Chris Burney in Austin, right down the street from me.
	Oh!
	333.0.
	In the morning.
	I first learned of your show on JRE, but finally started listening when I was repeatedly hit in the mouth by my mother-in-law, Marianne Burkett.
	I've been listening ever since and enjoying the benefits of a shrunken amygdala.
	Well done.
	Please credit this donation to my smoking hot wife, Kelly, and de-douche her.
	You've been de-douched.
	And I'd like to get some jobs karma from my mother-in-law, Marianne, as she was recently canned by her douchebag media company employer.
	Absolutely.
	I'm starting to think if I've met his, if I've met Marianne.
	Sounds familiar.
	Maybe they'll meet up somewhere.
	Of course we're going to give her that.
	Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs.
	Let's vote for jobs!
	You've got karma.
	Anonymous 333.
	Just donated after laughing when it came up as a default.
	Just donated after laughing when it came up as a default.
	I have no idea what 33 means numerologically, but I get the joke.
	No need to acknowledge this donation.
	Don't want my name to be used, especially these days, as the reign of terror begins among the Jacobin left.
	You guys are utterly indispensable now, and you and John have a chemistry that seemed to be in trouble.
	The relationship was rocky.
	It was.
	We had to go to counseling.
	Well, once you finally learned how to listen, it turned out okay, didn't it?
	I dubbed myself lord of the absent mind in the past when I donated.
	I've become a douche.
	It's been so long that I haven't contributed to up the ante.
	But in times of trouble, my money flows your way.
	Okay.
	He doesn't care if we read the note.
	I don't know if the rest of it is just kind of...
	Well, the one thing he put in here, could you please explain in the podcast, or just hear an email, do it here, what ISO stands for.
	Is it isolated sound object?
	No, it's much simpler.
	It is ISO. Isolated.
	ISO, it comes from, I think we probably use it more in television, where you have an ISO camera.
	That means it's one camera that will stay on the subject all the time, which is recording on a separate reel, separate disc, separate channel, so you can cut to that later in an edit.
	So for us, ISO just became an isolated clip of a clip.
	So it's really a bit of a clip of a clip.
	And thank you very much, Anonymous.
	I'm going to give you some karma.
	I don't know if you asked for it or not, but you deserve it.
	You've got karma.
	I believe his name is Natasha Findley.
	In London, UK, 333.
	Well, after listening and not donating for far too long, the universe began to send me signs.
	The number 33 popped up, and then there were two mix-ups of vaccines with virus all in the same day.
	Now proudly a donor to this and the MoFax podcast.
	Adam and John, you have created a new product here, and I think I will switch to a monthly donation from here on.
	If it's not too much trouble, could you explain how you both met?
	I haven't been listening long enough to hear that story, and how do I subscribe to the newsletter?
	If you go to noagendashow.com, there's a newsletter link right there.
	You click on it, and hopefully it's going to the new link.
	Did the new link get put in?
	I sent it to Tim.
	Sir Tim.
	I don't know.
	I'll check.
	Okay.
	Or you can just go to gitmonation.com slash signup.htm.
	It's true, right?
	It really works.
	Is the HTM uppercase?
	No.
	That would make it even better.
	You have to be a real douche to do that.
	That would make it even better.
	All right.
	Wait, wait.
	There's a question here.
	Wasn't there a question?
	Oh, yeah.
	How we met.
	Well, we met on the set of...
	On the set of the C-SPAN auditions.
	Yes, that was the first.
	Not C-SPAN, CNET C-SPAN. Did I say C-SPAN? You did.
	Well, I got C-SPAN on the brand.
	I got C-SPAN clips.
	CNET was doing a startup in 1992, 93.
	And I owned a domain name because they didn't even have email.
	It was pathetic.
	Yeah.
	That's because their whole thing, their whole idea was they're going to do interactive television, which was a trending bullcrap notion at the time, if you recall.
	We've got to tell a bit of the story.
	So, I was working at MTV, and I was almost on the cusp of leaving, and I was way into the internet.
	And then my agent, my Hollywood, Matthew Lesha, I'm going to tell you, I've seen it, it'll be perfect for you!
	And we went out to the studio.
	Remember they had that train, which was an office?
	It was an actual train.
	It was a caboose.
	It was a caboose.
	I think it was a boxcar.
	Oh, yeah.
	And that brought in...
	Yeah, it was great.
	And it was Halsey Miner who had made...
	Where had Halsey made his money?
	He made some money to get started with this.
	Was he family?
	No, no, he had...
	No, Shelby was the guy who had the money.
	Shelby, right.
	It was Shelby...
	Halsey Miner and Shelby was Shelby's last name.
	I just always think of him as Shelby.
	Shelby.
	And then they brought in Kevin Wendell, like a hot shit.
	They brought in Wendell later.
	Well, when I got there, that was the day of the pilot.
	Wendell was there.
	Okay.
	Well, then Wendell was there.
	And they were trying to do this real slick TV stuff.
	And there were a couple of interesting people.
	John, you were doing...
	Was it called Silicon Spin?
	Was that what it was called then?
	Yeah.
	No, no.
	They were trying to develop a Silicon Spin-like show.
	And I remember being very intimidated.
	Like, oh, that guy's professional.
	I didn't really know who you were, but I recognized you from the columns, but I didn't know if that was your main thing.
	And he's pretty professional there.
	Oh, well.
	He's going to stay out of his way.
	He seemed to be really busy.
	You were shining me.
	You didn't...
	Well, that's bullcrap.
	That's not bullcrap.
	Maybe I like to embellish the story.
	No, that's not true.
	Where we really first met, real talk, was on Skype, I think after we did Twit together.
	That was where we first, and I remember it very well.
	You went, hey, Curry, what's your deal?
	Are you rich?
	People don't seem to like you.
	That's exactly what you said.
	It's on tape somewhere.
	Well, you're getting the story mixed up because the first time you're thinking of it was not on Twit.
	I got you on Twit.
	It was on Cranky Geeks.
	But I was not on set.
	You were on the set at Cranky Geeks.
	Before this, I was on Twit.
	Yes!
	Maybe.
	You're like, unbelievable.
	Okay, I'm sorry.
	Well, look, I'll tell you what.
	I can do some research on this because Twit keeps track of everybody's appearance on Twit and what show they were on, and I'll check this out.
	It could be true.
	I believe I was in the condo at the time, and it makes sense because that's when we connected.
	I remember you saying something kind of disparaging in your typical Dvorak way, and the reason I remember that is because I said, yeah, I hear people don't like you either.
	We should probably have lunch.
	That's what happened.
	This is before you were working at Podshow or any of that.
	It all led up to it.
	You were grooming me to get a job at Podshow.
	Yep, it worked, didn't it?
	I sure did!
	And I didn't regret it for a second.
	That's the story.
	It's kind of a story.
	I will say this.
	I get misquoted a lot in my life.
	Yeah, but that was the best you've ever heard?
	Yeah.
	No, the best I've ever heard is from Gina Smith.
	She claims, when I went to PC, it was a PC computing magazine, she was one of the executive editors.
	She'll tell this story, and every time she'll tell it in front of me, and I say, you're full of shit, this never happened.
	She says that when I first met her, I said to her, are you a prostitute?
	Compare to the first thing I remember you said to me, which is, are you really rich?
	People don't seem to like you.
	I mean, yeah, I think that could come close to prostitute.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	You said no such thing, obviously.
	No such thing.
	But what did she say?
	She never finished.
	She says no.
	And she said somehow we got into a conversation after that.
	But I don't know what she's talking about.
	Because I wouldn't do that to anybody.
	It doesn't matter.
	I love it.
	It's a great story.
	I like it too.
	That's why I let her continue with it.
	Two things I haven't heard in almost 13 years.
	You're a prostitute.
	Okay, onward.
	Okay.
	Rob Allen contributes $333 from Washington, and the note is Rob Allen from Washington State.
	Thank you very much.
	If you have anything else you want to contribute in terms of commentary, let us know.
	Carlos...
	Oh, brother.
	Arises.
	Arises.
	That's what I would guess.
	$333.333.
	From Rogan to MoFax to no agenda.
	Thank you for all your service.
	Thank you.
	Rogan Donation.
	Although I think after you've gone, you've got a full Rona Mo, then you really don't need a Rogan Donation jingle anymore.
	You're in the club, man.
	Riley Fields in Springfield, Tennessee, 333.
	In the morning, from the panhandle of the Drone Star State, where I'm working out of town, away from the so-called Rona-ridden streets of Nashville, Tennessee.
	Uh, first things first, I need an official de-douching.
	You've been de-douched.
	I was hit in the mouth by one of my good friends, Mike, who is still a douchebag.
	Douchebag!
	The show has provided me with much needed information and consistent amygdala shrinkages.
	And for that, please accept this donation as a small token of my appreciation.
	Also, please call out Mike.
	We just did that, I think.
	Yeah, we did.
	And, yeah, that's the douchebag.
	He's a good friend, Mike.
	It says, call out Mike, we did, and I's other good friend, oh, Mike and I's other good friend, another Mike from Hermitage, Tennessee.
	Oh, he's also a douchebag!
	Two Mikes, two Mikes, two Mike douchebags.
	Two douche Mikes, yeah.
	Cheer, fellas, to end a few jingles, please don't eat me, Bo-Giden, massive dumps, the whole load, and Fauci wheeze.
	Don't eat me, Bo-Giden!
	Hello, Giant, and you're scary!
	So scary!
	They did dumps.
	They call them dumps.
	Big, massive dumps.
	I'm gonna give you the whole load today.
	The Fauci wheeze.
	That was good.
	Oh, no, Priester, and sussed.
	Oh, no, Priester.
	Yeah, does she send you a he or she send you a note?
	I did not see any from Ono.
	Usually Ono does.
	Is Ono a male or female name?
	A male name.
	Okay, Ono.
	Ono, let us know.
	Send us your note.
	We'll get it on.
	Peter Egan in Glenning Valley, New South Wales, 300.
	Oh, brother, not another one of those cheapskate Australians.
	No jingles, no karma.
	Just popped up to get my knighthood in some Dvorak ISOs if you don't...
	You ain't cheap.
	Oh.
	Is there a Dvorak ISO that says you ain't cheap?
	Not that I know of.
	Knight Sir Sneaky blah blah blah round table squeaky salmon and dry salad.
	Is he on the list?
	Yes, I put him on the list.
	We discussed him this morning pre-show before I gave you the whole load.
	Okay, well give this guy the whole load.
	He's going to get a full load, you bet.
	Thank you, Peter.
	We'll take care of it.
	We got it all.
	Even the squeaky salmon and dry salad, which I believe we served at my wedding.
	Yeah, actually you did.
	Only to you, though.
	It's true.
	That's why I'm the one who bitched and moaned about the dry salad.
	It was only your salad, though.
	I had good salad.
	But listen, I made a point of that with the catering.
	Yeah, all the good it did.
	Kurt Butler in South Bend, Indiana, comes in with $250.33.
	ITM, part of my government bribe.
	We appreciate people who do that, by the way.
	Thanks for sharing knowledge with us.
	Bye.
	Oh, bye.
	Or, bye.
	Bye!
	Remember to smash that like button.
	Yeah, link's in the description below.
	Jacob Bilodeau, Bilodeau, Bilodeau, Bilodeau, Bilodeau, 222.
	Jake in Minneapolis.
	Gents, long-time boner, first-time donor.
	This donation is a response to Kevin in Metro Detroit who called me out, who called out our hard-ass group on show 1311.
	I figured if his cheap ass was donating to the show, I'd better step up to the plate.
	Mm-hmm.
	You guys have shared a special place at the dinner table with my wife and I for over five years, and we could not be more thankful for your relentless deconstructions.
	Shout out to my good friend Nathan, who introduced me to the show in 2010, who I know has never donated to the show, as well as the remainder of the boners in our hardos group.
	Stepped up to the plate, boys.
	No jingles, no karma, just a de-douching.
	You've been de-douched.
	Taylor Butcher in Lewistown, Montana 222.
	It's time for me to claim a seat at the illustrious and exclusive round table with the rest of the dames and knights with my donation along with a penny from Adam.
	Oh, here it is.
	I've reached the $1,000 mark.
	Please knight me as Sir Butch, foul-mouthed electrician of Big Sky Country.
	Can I get some cold smoke in Copenhagen at the round table, please?
	You bet.
	I recently attested a No Agenda Meetup.
	It says attached here, but I... In Bozeman, Montana last week, and I have to say, it was awesome!
	And I can't wait for the next one.
	A big thank you for your courage to Sir Chris for investigating the shenanigans.
	The beers were flowing along with the non-triggering conversations.
	Though the brewery limited the amount of producers at each table, we still had a great time.
	Only as I was leaving, I was told to put on a mask by some soft cock dipshit.
	I was leaving anyway, so I did not comply.
	Our newly elected governor, Greg Gianforte, is trying to sell us, to set us free from the last governor's bullshit mandates, but he's getting pushback from the communist unelected head of the health department here in Bozeman.
	We'll see how it shakes out.
	Thank you for your courage.
	Love and light.
	Love and light, Taylor Butcher of Montana.
	Ed Warner, 222222, Columbia Falls.
	Another good number there.
	Montana, Adam and John.
	Hi, guys!
	I was formerly hit in the mouth the first time John was on the JRE. Wow, that must have been a great episode, John.
	When you were on Rogan.
	Fabulous.
	That was good.
	I loved that episode.
	And I thought since you only get to donate once for such a special show, I better stop being a douchebag and donate.
	Could I get a dedouching, please?
	Yes.
	You've been dedouched.
	So I will be motivated to continue on my way tonight.
	Congratulations on 1,313 shows.
	Looking forward to many more.
	No jingles, but can I get a karma for everybody who needs it?
	Ed Warner, Columbia Falls, Montana.
	And he ends with bye.
	Yes.
	The worst.
	You've got karma.
	Zernik of the Black Forest.
	221-33 Heidelberg, Deutschland.
	Hello, Deutschland.
	Here's the Hoff.
	Zernik of the Black Forest here.
	I am from Heidelberg, Germany.
	Last time the location was read as London, Germany.
	Not sure where that came from.
	Came from the back office.
	No, it comes in the spreadsheet.
	That comes from the back office.
	Well...
	Maybe...
	Who are you protecting?
	Heidelberg's the London of Germany.
	Ah, that's what it is.
	Can I please have some relocation karma and a shot of job karma for my wife, Natasha?
	Thank you, Sir Nick of the Black Forest.
	You bet.
	Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs.
	Let's vote for jobs!
	You've got karma.
	I'll grab one more.
	Mike of the Rising Elevator, Laguna Niguel, California, 213.
	13, hitting that club.
	Nice.
	In the morning, gentlemen, I'd like to thank you for your courage and for the routine amygdala shrinkage that you both provide.
	I was a JRE convert after seeing Adam's second appearance before all hell broke loose and have been listening to every episode since.
	My first donation originally occurred on your 13th anniversary show, episode 1289.
	However, in the excitement of giving you guys your due value, I hit send before writing my note.
	As such, I request a dedouching and a heaping dose of karma for all who need it out there.
	You've been d-douche.
	I'll spare the time and you both from all the praise that I'd like to sing upon you and simply say thank you for the work you do.
	Words cannot describe the relief provided by not only the level-headed discussions engaged twice a week within the deluge of insanity that seem to be our everyday, but also the community you both developed which see the insanity for what it is.
	For jingles, he will take a boogity, boogity, boogity.
	He wants a two to the head, and I've got two to the ground, and a little girl, yay, and he needs a karma, and thank you very much.
	He ends up by saying, thank you, gentlemen, all the best to you and everybody out there.
	You've got karma. . .
	Linda Gita, G-A-E-T-A in Santa Monica, 2-13-33.
	In the morning, donation email to be sent.
	I did not see it.
	No.
	A lot of people say that and they don't write the donation.
	But if you've got something to tell us, let us know later.
	We'll do a make good on it.
	We have a make good to read, too, by the way.
	Anonymous, 21313.
	Please keep my email anonymous.
	Okay, we just did that.
	I've been listening for several months now and I couldn't pass up the lucky 1313 show number for my first donation.
	I'm keeping my identity private due to the nature of the message.
	Modest amount of $2.13 is just a sliver of what I would hope to donate in return for the value for value I receive.
	But alas, my treasure has all been completely wiped away by these past 10 months.
	I was furloughed at the beginning of last spring from my industry where I've been working for over a decade and I'm currently looking for a job about a third of my normal income.
	While I'm grateful for the work, I spend long hours completely alone at night, away from my family.
	As our debts began to accumulate, my hopes of being called back to work dissipated.
	I was faced with the awful truth of being...
	Worth more dead than alive.
	Life insurance being paid up.
	I found my mind wandering to very dark places.
	Not exactly suicidal, but certainly not wanting to be alive any longer.
	Though I will confess to a time or two where I would fantasize about how I might be able to expedite my final exit.
	Wow.
	It's a pretty gruesome note.
	When I found the best podcast in the universe, I've been listening faithfully to each new episode.
	Then I went back and started downloading older episodes.
	Eh.
	Wow.
	Right on.
	this, I will lead my family into the greatest period of prosperity we've ever known and one day become a Grand Duke of the No Agenda show.
	I'm doing a sound talk.
	It's good.
	On a more somber note, as I reflect back on my period of darkness, I'm overwhelmed with sadness of the unspoken thousands who have committed suicide since the beginning of this pandemic shutdown.
	The politicians speak often of empty chairs around the dinner table that's biting due to COVID, but to fail to mention the ones who took their own lives as their livelihoods and dignities were stripped away from them.
	By those same politicians.
	In their honor, I'd like to request Obama's You Might Die Jingle feel best represents the cold, callous, and flippant attitude our leaders have towards those of us who felt the brunt of their policies.
	I'd also request the more effective jobs, Karma.
	You have the most effective.
	And I'm also holding out hope to be called back to my industry this spring.
	If not, I may need to start making plans to move the family out of state.
	Thanks for all you do.
	The anonymous survivor.
	And this is exactly what I was talking about earlier.
	You've got family.
	You do.
	And No Agenda Social is a good place.
	Plenty of people there who've gone through similar things.
	I know.
	I was talking about...
	I think we mentioned my daughters.
	You know, several people have committed suicide.
	And it's bad.
	It's bad in the rest of the world.
	And the States is even...
	I think we're doing okay, comparatively speaking.
	So, feel you, definitely.
	Thank you for sharing that.
	You might die. Jobs. Jobs. Jobs. Jobs. Jobs. Jobs. Jobs. Jobs. You've got karma.
	Christmas Christopher Pagels, Pagels, Poggels, I don't know, P-A-G-E-L-S, and he's in Minamana, Minamana, Minamana, Minamana, it was Minamana, Wisconsin, $201, $200.01.
	Christopher Roganite, de-douche me.
	Rogan donation.
	You've been de-douched.
	I have a shrunken amygdala.
	Thanks a lot, guys.
	I hit my mother in the mouth, and she's now a regular listener.
	John, did you get my two-cent SF postcard?
	Yes, I did.
	And it said two cents on it.
	True.
	True.
	Enslave me, Kamala.
	Noodle gun and goat.
	Oh, I understand.
	It gets right to the point.
	Enslave me, Camelot!
	I'm gonna shoot you in the face with my noodle gun, you racist piece of shit.
	I got my pasta glock locked and loaded.
	You've got...
	Harman.
	There you go.
	Sir Richard Garrett in Thunder Bay, Ontario.
	Uh, 200 bucks.
	I don't have...
	I could not find a note from him.
	Me neither.
	Andrea Johnson in Newburgh, Oregon.
	Next to Oldburg.
	200 bucks.
	Dear John and Adam, my sizzling hot spouse Mark has been listening to your podcast for years.
	I thought it would be fitting to make a donation in his name in honor of his birthday on January 21st.
	It's coming.
	You're getting it today.
	I'm also setting up a night layaway plan for him because he listens to every single minute of your podcasts.
	Would you please give Mark some birthday love?
	TPP jobs karma with a sprinkle of goat would be great.
	I'd also like, I also think he would use, could use a dedouching.
	Says he's a long time fan, but never donated.
	You've been dedouched.
	This, this is, this is a great partner in life.
	And last, she continues, I think Mark needs a second dose of karma because he has been hitting me in the mouth for years and I have finally started listening to the best podcasts in the universe.
	Thanks for your sane commentary during these crazy times.
	Keep up the good work.
	Sincerely, Andrea from Oregon.
	And this should be credited to Mark Johnson and he'll get the Associate Executive Producer.
	Yes, we will make sure that happens.
	And what a beautiful birthday gift.
	And the fact that you started listening.
	What I'm missing is, so, are you sad that you weren't listening all along, or inquiring minds want to know?
	China is asshole.
	That's true. Jobs. Jobs. Jobs. Jobs. Jobs. Jobs. Jobs. Jobs. Jobs. Harming.
	Dennis Price in Pine Grove, California.
	We're getting to the end.
	Yo, yo.
	Dennis writes...
	What did I just do?
	I just did donations for a whole different...
	I just did...
	I did a sequence for a whole different donation.
	They got double.
	All right, keep going.
	No one will notice.
	I'll cut it out in post.
	My slightly belated donation for the new year, thank you for everything you do, and to help those of us who are reluctant to believe politicians and the media.
	It means a lot.
	Danny Pine Grove in the Sierra Foothills.
	Thank you.
	I'll read it now, because this is from B10M in Forhout.
	Yes.
	The Netherlands.
	Not to be confused with Forhout, the Netherlands.
	De-douche me, podfather, for I have sinned.
	You've been de-douched.
	I got hit in the mouth by Sir Rod of the TPO podcast in early 2019.
	He has just kept mentioning the No Agenda show over and over and over in his show.
	I have not stopped listening since.
	Anyways, given I'm a cheap Dutch douchebag and not a Roganite, I think a donation wasn't expected to begin with, so I think this is pretty good.
	No one likes Tolstoy novels.
	I'll just stick to my jingle requests with a little goat karma for all that need or can use it.
	And surprisingly, once exactly the same jingles as Andrea Johnson requested for her smoking hot spouse, Mark.
	It's fantastic.
	China is asshole.
	That's true. Jobs. Jobs. Jobs. Jobs. Jobs. Jobs. Jobs. Jobs.
	Karma.
	Nailed it again.
	Deborah Cornyn in Pincher Creek, Alberta, Canada.
	$200.
	Second to the last.
	And this has to be recredited to my son, Brandon, who hit me in the mouth two months ago.
	I'll be forever grateful that he did.
	I wanted to get him started on his knighthood and as an early birthday gift for February 5th.
	He, though, needs a de-douching and goat karma.
	You've been de-douched.
	You've got karma.
	And last is James and Julia Chu in Andover, Massachusetts.
	$200.
	No note.
	I can find nothing with the subject line donation, so we'll await their commentary later.
	Thank you very much for your courage, and thank you for doing that.
	Yes, I got it here in front of me.
	Do you know what...
	Okay, this is from Mark Drinkwater.
	Yeah.
	And when did we mess this up?
	Amy sent kind of a note in saying there was a note coming.
	I don't know.
	I think this is Amy's donation.
	This donation of $432 USD, $628 New Zealand dollars.
	Wow.
	And for my 41st birthday, takes me to the round table, provided your generous dollar for dollar deal applies to our piss poor dollar.
	Yes, of course it does.
	I'd henceforth like to be known as Sir Mark of the Grass-Fed Dairy.
	I've been listening since DJT got inaugurated and have donated...
	This is going to stick now.
	You don't realize that that's going to happen.
	And have donated in the past but never sent a note.
	Please de-douche me!
	You've been de-douched.
	I'm a dairy farmer in the North Island of the People's Republic of New Zealand.
	I'd like to visit you.
	That I'd like to visit.
	All hail dear leader Jacinda Andern!
	And things are as bad as they seem.
	PCR tests run up to 45 cycles.
	Antibody tests are illegal to import, as is hydroxychloroquine.
	Our government took on more debt than Australia to weather the storm, but as far as the M5M is concerned...
	We are the envy of the world.
	Bring that tourism.
	Being that tourism has been devastated by border closures.
	Our country, on one hand, relies on us exporters to survive economically.
	On the other hand, decries us as environmental and colonial ratbags.
	But on the bright side, we have had summer rains.
	The cows are happy.
	And if you stand still for too long, the grass will grow up your trouser leg.
	I'd like to thank you both for your tireless work in producing the best podcast in the universe and the sanity imbues on us all.
	Shout out to all producers, large and small.
	Big thanks to the love of my life, my smoking hot wife and chief financial officer, Amy.
	A big boom shakalaka to my beautiful daughters, Emily, Abby and Ava.
	Colostrum and Clover for the roundtable.
	What is colostrum?
	Hmm.
	Thank you.
	I'm not familiar with this.
	I should know what that is.
	Does it have something to do with a colostomy bag?
	No.
	God, no.
	I'm just asking.
	It's a protein thing.
	It's like...
	A protein?
	Well, it's a colostomy bag.
	I'd love to come and taste your milk.
	For now, I will just have to see you at the roundtable, and I will have your recommended and requested items on display.
	Thank you to these executive producers and associate executive producers for the very lucky number, show number 1313.
	Got a lot of credits to put out there, a lot of donations, show club donations.
	I knew what this was.
	Colostrum is the first milk that comes from a mammary gland.
	First.
	Immediately following delivery of the newborn.
	It's kind of a gooey product.
	And he wants to drink that?
	It must be the freshest of the freshest.
	I don't think so.
	But put it there.
	You don't have to drink.
	It just could be at the table.
	But hey, I want to sample all the things from foreign lands.
	Well, we'll see you there.
	We've got a number of dames and knights to bring into the round table.
	So that'll be in a little bit.
	But thank you all.
	Thank you very much for really getting this year started off well.
	We enjoyed bringing you the value.
	It's nice to see that you value it so much in return.
	We will continue on our quest towards a never-ending exit strategy.
	And we'll do that by doing the show again on Thursday.
	All you have to do to join in this merry party is go to...
	The value for value model.
	You bring us your time, your talent, and treasure in return for the value.
	Our formula is this.
	We go out, we hit people in the mouth.
	Don't enslave me, Camelot!
	Shut up, sleep!
	The children are crying.
	They're afraid of her.
	Children, poor children.
	It's possible that children actually are afraid of her.
	She's scary.
	She's scary.
	She's scary, so scary.
	That's right.
	She is.
	So I was listening to some different podcasts.
	Oh, really?
	I know you're a big fan of Tim Pool.
	Oh, can I tell you about Tim Pool for a sec?
	Sure.
	My wife, the keeper.
	I'm losing her to the pool man.
	Well, she wouldn't like Ben Shapiro then.
	Tim Pool and Ben Shapiro should have a who-can-talk-the-fastest showdown.
	She no longer likes Ben Shapiro.
	Not that she doesn't like, she just doesn't listen to him, and that's because of the squirrel gold!
	She couldn't get over his high-energy transition to gold commercial.
	She got tired of that.
	But the Pool Man, yeah, she's liking the Pool Man.
	But I know to which you refer...
	This has been emailed to me several times.
	We shall play it now.
	Andrew Mickelson says, In the morning, everyone.
	In the morning.
	Love the bipartisan media coverage.
	Does anyone else feel like 2020 was a giant sire?
	Shout out to the No Agenda podcast, the Propaganda Report podcast, and Grimerica podcast.
	Shout out.
	Thank you very much.
	Yeah, for your courage.
	Nice.
	Well, I thought that when he said in the morning, what the hell is he talking about?
	What is in the morning?
	That means he never listens.
	He's never listened to our show.
	He has no clue.
	No.
	I have to sit through him every single day?
	Listen to the pool, man.
	She's laughing now.
	I'm just a little jealous, but not too much.
	It's like, oh, I haven't listened to Thursday's show yet.
	Yeah, but you spent three mornings listening to the pool, man.
	Yeah, it's good.
	Give her some grief.
	Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
	She does pick up...
	Somebody was trying to get me a copy of the Screaming Gypsy Woman.
	And they sent this instead, by mistake.
	And I said, what's this?
	It's an old clip from some of the impeachment stuff that took on in the Nadler Committee.
	Yeah.
	But it's got a funny bit in here.
	I never had this clip before.
	This is Gates, you know, the guy from Florida.
	Yeah.
	The congressman.
	He's competing with a couple other guys who are big Trump supporters.
	And there was just a line in here that I couldn't help but think was funny.
	He had some professor, a female professor, he had a bunch of professors, and he was grilling about how much money they gave to Hillary and all the rest, trying to, you know, make them look like douchebags.
	And so this funny Gates, or Getz, or however you pronounce his name, impeachment question.
	It all changed my mind, sir, and for good reason.
	Thank you.
	I appreciate your testimony.
	Professor Carlin, you gave $2,000, or you gave $1,000 to Elizabeth Warren, right?
	Yes.
	I believe so.
	You gave $1,200 to Barack Obama?
	I have no reason to question that.
	And you gave $2,000 to Hillary Clinton?
	That's correct.
	Why so much more for Hillary than the other two?
	Because I've been giving a lot of money to charity recently because of all of the poor people.
	What?
	What?
	That's what she said.
	That's interesting.
	He didn't have time to get into what she meant, but why did you give Hillary more money?
	Because I've been giving to a lot of charities because of all the poor people.
	Was she thinking Hillary's poor?
	I don't know.
	It was the stupidest thing I've ever heard.
	That's interesting.
	But Hillary is a charity case.
	I mean, that's for sure.
	But I don't know if she meant that.
	That was weird.
	That's what I thought.
	I think we need to do a little bit of COVID stuff because there's still...
	All my COVID clips are about the vaccine.
	Good.
	Okay, then I'll do a few before we get to the vaccine.
	I do have some important vaccine clips as well.
	A lot of people have come to the show during the past, well, we're going on 10 months, 11 months.
	Five years!
	Five years.
	A lot of people come because we're able to give a pretty stable view of what's going on with the COVIDs and what's really happening.
	Well, we can first tell you what's...
	Coming up, I mean, this is what we can look forward to, NBC. Biden tonight announcing he'll issue an executive order requiring everyone to wear masks in places where he has the authority to mandate it.
	Yeah.
	What is that?
	Government buildings.
	They must have explained where that was, didn't they?
	Because there's a report from NBC or one of the networks.
	So where was it that he's got this power?
	Well, in a much longer clip, the only place he has the power is in government buildings and government agencies.
	That's the only power.
	He can't do anything else.
	Oh, so this is just showboating.
	Yeah, but everyone will go along with it because...
	And another, Pabst Blue Ribbon splits open during the No Agenda show.
	You cannot hide your problem, Dvorak.
	It's okay.
	It's okay.
	We're friends here.
	If you're going to call me out on that, then you have to deal with this.
	Here it comes.
	Okay.
	Ah!
	And whenever you do that.
	Okay, now that that's over.
	I ended up spilling the water on the pop screen.
	Oh, and I got a little bit of bong water in the back of my throat, so we're even.
	Don't cough that out.
	Here we go.
	Oh, someone sent me this clip from 2017.
	I don't know this movie.
	The movie is called...
	Now, did you just drop your ashtray?
	I threw the can into a pile of cans.
	I thought you would crush the can on your forehead, man.
	I gotta get a cheaper microphone.
	Your microphone is way too good.
	It's killing me.
	The movie Unlocked from 2017.
	Do you recall this movie at all?
	No.
	It's Michael Douglas.
	Michael Douglas, listen to the 20 seconds of dialogue.
	And do what exactly?
	Legalize what's needed for the next time.
	Forced isolation of all contacts.
	Quarantine camps and the troops to secure them.
	Real-time access to private medical records.
	You're talking about medical martial law.
	I'm talking about keeping up with Mother Nature.
	Medical Martial Law.
	Yeah, baby.
	The pre-programming in place.
	I want to watch it.
	Yeah, me too.
	It's called Unlocked with Michael Douglas, 2017.
	Did you know Mimi's bitching about this?
	In Washington State, this idiot Inslee, you know, the guy who wanted to become president and immediately called...
	Your governor.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, the governor.
	He wants to pass a law where HIPAA, the HIPAA thing where you can't go into medical records, you can go into all medical records if the person owns a gun.
	Oh, they've been wanting that for a long time.
	Excellent.
	Yay.
	These idiots vote guys like that in.
	But I like the idea of the medical martial law because we are kind of living under that.
	And I have a few emails from our producers around Gitmo Nation.
	Our Los Angeles nurse is back with boots on the ground.
	She's in Southern California, Los Angeles.
	And she writes in, we continue to have high numbers of COVID patients in the hospitals.
	Are we seeing unprecedented numbers of patients and pulling out hair, wondering why if we'll have enough ICU beds to take care of our loved ones?
	Well, absolutely not.
	We are very, very busy, and yes, there are a lot of COVID patients, but as I've mentioned before, we're always busy between November and February.
	My speculation from my vantage point as a single physician slave is that the numbers are slightly worse than a bad flu year, and when I say bad flu year, I mean the last one in 2009, not since.
	An interesting observation in Southern California is that the vast majority of our hospitalized COVID patients that are not elderly are Hispanic.
	This has been the case from the beginning.
	I treat patients in a community that is 48% white, followed by Hispanic, then African American.
	However, the vast majority, I think about 90% of the patients we're seeing in the hospital are Hispanic.
	This has been consistent from the beginning and quite striking, but is never mentioned in the news.
	I wonder why.
	Why are they not mentioning that?
	Because they're all illegal?
	Oh, well, maybe.
	I mean, it seems like if you're going to virtue signal about the brown and black communities and all that crap, that maybe you would mention what's really going on.
	Or maybe not.
	Huh.
	It's possible.
	Super spreader swinger party busted in South Los Angeles.
	They were doing a swingers party and they sent in the super spreader task force, busted those fuckers right up.
	Crazy.
	Swingers.
	Swingers, yes.
	There are still swingers out there?
	Oh, it's bigger than ever.
	The community is thriving.
	American Airlines will be the first U.S. airline to introduce a health passport for all international travel to the United States.
	And as the material says itself, we're the first U.S. airline to introduce an easy way to provide results from a negative coronavirus test and other completed documents required for international travel into the United States.
	The VeriFly app.
	VeriFly.
	How much do the consultants make on that, do you think?
	Great name for it.
	A mobile health passport that helps customers understand and verify their travel requirements, which will be available for travelers starting Saturday, January 23rd for travel from all international destinations.
	I received a note.
	We know the person, but just forget about that part.
	This person was listening to me complaining about the troubles traveling to the Netherlands, and the person said, oh, wow, I'm just getting off the plane in Amsterdam.
	I have an invite from the Ministry of Cultural Affairs.
	And it was a bit of an issue boarding Delta in New York, but everywhere else, once you showed that paperwork, everybody's like, oh, we'll call it.
	Uh, it's obvious if you're going to entertain the elites, uh, that you can get in easily.
	So I am going to, um, I think I will be very necessary for a radio show that someone will invite me for.
	And you'll see, all the hoops I had to jump through, I'm media, ha ha ha, exempt.
	The UK COVID-19 passport trial has started.
	Now, this is a different system.
	This is backed by the Innovate UK, and this is developed by iProve and Mvine, two British companies who got some nice government checks to do that for the NHS. So that will be, yet again, a completely different system, but unlike some other digital solutions for COVID-19, this technology reduces the burden on frontline services and cost-effectively assures a secure and safe way to enable the return to work, return to school, and return to the kind of life that people want to lead.
	I call bullcrap.
	And I have here the list of things that you can and cannot do Based upon having the vaccination.
	And as far as I understand, if you get vaccinated, can you stop wearing a mask?
	I believe the answer is no.
	Do you concur, John?
	That's what I've heard.
	You have to keep wearing a mask.
	Well, not only that, but if you get vaccinated, it seems as if it doesn't last for very long.
	Will they be able to reopen restaurants and have everyone work normally?
	No.
	Will I be resistant to COVID? Maybe.
	We don't know.
	It will make symptoms less severe if you get it.
	Will I not be contagious?
	No, you can still be contagious.
	If we vaccinate all the children, can school resume normally?
	Of course not.
	If I'm vaccinated, can I stop social distancing?
	No, because you can spread it.
	If I'm vaccinated, can I stop disinfecting my hands?
	Absolutely not, you germ-carrying freak.
	If I'm vaccinated, if I vaccinate myself and my grandfather, can we hug each other?
	No, no.
	I mean, why are we even taking this thing?
	Why is anyone taking it?
	You can't do anything.
	It doesn't guarantee shit.
	Speaking of such, I have a clip.
	This guy, unfortunately, I didn't get his name.
	I had his name.
	I lost his name.
	This is one of the podcasters that put on Dr.
	Martin and a bunch of these other guys.
	And he goes on a rant.
	He goes on a rant about the British and the rundown of the rules.
	This is a two-minute rant.
	I thought it was pretty good.
	I clipped to this under Covis British.
	Warning that the lives of our friends and families depends on us sticking to the rules.
	Here we go again with that same World War II Churchillian bullshit narrative.
	Trying to inveigle people, guilt trip the proletariat into a mind control narrative.
	Rules unveiled today by Boris Johnson, the Prime Minister of Great Britain, include the following.
	When you do meet one person from outside your household, you should stay two meters apart.
	Or if that's not possible, one meter with extra precautions.
	And that presumably is because little bugs can't jump further than two meters.
	Another regulation, support bubbles allow a single adult household or a couple with a child under one to permanently bubble up with one other household of any size.
	They can act as though they're in the same household.
	Do you hear that?
	They can act as though they're in the same household.
	This is government telling you how to live your life when you can walk, when you can talk, when you can breathe and when you cannot.
	It goes on to say, funerals can be attended by a maximum of 30 people, just like tier 4, but wakes can only be attended by up to 6 people.
	So the government now gets to decide who amongst us suffer from a broken heart and who do not.
	This takes administrational sadism and perversity to a whole new level.
	Finally, the regulations include the following.
	You cannot stay overnight away from your home, even in your own second home or caravan.
	Can you believe what we are listening to?
	We are adults.
	95% of us listening in are grown adults.
	Some of us in our 70s, 80s and 90s.
	Well the good news is that the elite football is unaffected.
	Who is this guy?
	I like him.
	He's an ex-Rock guy.
	I'll have to dig his name up.
	He's pretty good at rants, but the point that you can't go to your own second home or the caravan, which, you know, trailer, it makes no sense.
	Well...
	Okay, a couple things on this.
	First, I'd like to point out that a lot of governments seem to be collapsing.
	And when a government resigns, I mean, it's a big deal, but it's really a political issue.
	Of course, Angela Merkel stepped down.
	We knew that was already coming.
	The entire Russian...
	Duma has resigned, I believe, in order for Vladimir Putin to become uber-Putin.
	And he can be president forever.
	He has an exit strategy similar to ours.
	Just keep doing it for the rest of your life until you fall down.
	Italian government in trouble.
	And closer to my home, the Dutch government.
	Under guise of something that they could have...
	I heard about the scandal many months ago.
	It's been going on for a while.
	And the government could have dealt with this at any moment.
	But no, right around the time where they're locked down tight, they've got all kinds of propaganda about the new variant.
	Well, we're just going to step down because I think they just want to leave it be for the next couple of months until the election in March.
	Here's the Prime Minister of the Netherlands, Mark Rutte.
	We felt the need to step down because of the extreme seriousness of the report by the parliamentary committee, which has studied thoroughly and in-depth what happened.
	And we came to the conclusion that it's unavoidable that we step down, and at the same time that we are still capable, we think, with full support of Parliament, we respectfully ask for that support, request for that support, We think we will get it, of course, within the parameters of all the debates and discussions we will have with Parliament, to be effective in fighting the corona crisis.
	So, yeah, okay.
	I think they're afraid of what's coming.
	They'd rather get out of town now and just be kind of keeping the wheels turning and not be responsible for anything.
	Although what they did was horrible because they claimed they had overpaid people child support.
	And they were forcing everybody to pay it back and people were losing their houses and their vehicles and all kinds of horrible stuff.
	And they were wrong.
	And so they ruined people's lives.
	Bad, too.
	But the ruining they're doing here and they're stepping back is, I think, inexcusable.
	I have three clips and then I want to go into all of your COVID stuff.
	I think it's important that we listen to the propaganda of COVID before we get the propaganda.
	Because I know that's what you have.
	We start with the official voice of COVID-19.
	That is Dr.
	Kat on TikTok.
	You may be smiling if you're new to the show, but she is part of Team Halo of the United Nations and the World Health Organization.
	She has been trained and is paid to tell people the truth about the government ministry of truth about COVID-19.
	And the first clip is about the deaths in Norway.
	And what we've seen in a nursing home senior citizens, I think it was 75, got the vaccine and 23 died.
	And this story went out pretty quick.
	It went global.
	So Dr.
	Kat breaks it down for us to tell us what's happening.
	Hey, Dr.
	Kat, epidemiologist.
	I've had a number of people asking me about the 23 Norwegian people who passed away after they were vaccinated with an mRNA vaccine.
	These are being investigated by the Norwegian Medicines Association or NOMA.
	And they are finished with 13 of the investigations so far.
	And they've concluded that these deaths were adverse reactions that are very common to the mRNA vaccines like fever, nausea and diarrhea.
	And that these would contribute to poor outcomes in people that are old and frail.
	And these people were all elderly and very frail with a lot of underlying severe disease.
	He went on to say that they are not alarmed or worried about the vaccine in younger, healthy populations.
	And that they are going to continue with their vaccination program in Norway as planned.
	Dr. Kat, let me understand.
	The common side effects known to the vaccine were giving to elderly people who likely we could have known that some of these common side effects could have killed them.
	And yet, oh, well.
	Well, well.
	I think we're going to find out 90-95% of all deaths are related to the elderly.
	This is insane.
	She's just walking over it like it's just the common side effects that killed them.
	of the vaccine.
	You're awfully quiet.
	Pathetic story.
	Pathetic.
	And then she's going to debunk.
	It's almost better if you see this in video.
	She's going to debunk the death rate, which is pretty consistent over the past 10 years.
	It's about 0.9%.
	Correction, 0.8% in the United States, that is, death rate.
	And I think it was 0.9 for the past two or three years.
	And we're coming out at about 0.9 again this year.
	So, wow, I mean, look at all the trouble and all the hassle we went through for pretty much the same death rate.
	Dr.
	Kat, tell me what's wrong!
	Hey data friends, Dr.
	Kat, I have another Facebook meme that we need to debunk.
	This table is trying to show that COVID didn't have a big impact on deaths in 2020 because the percentages year over year are the same.
	So this was based on provisional data and it was not up to date, so I fixed that problem.
	The second problem is, so this column is a rate per 100,000.
	So how many deaths per 100,000 people?
	The The FAR column is also a rate, but it's a rate per 100, and we don't need both columns, and it's misleading, and I'll show you why.
	If we look at 2017, there is a rate of 865 per 100,000.
	They casually rounded that to 0.9, and I'll show you why that's a problem.
	Rounding may not seem like a big deal, but in a population of 330 million, that rounding error is actually 113,000 deaths.
	And they do that for every year to make these percentages look the same.
	So we have 105 per 100,000 deaths more than last year.
	This is Common Core.
	I think Common Core responds to this type of logic by saying, because you rounded up in a country of 330 million, that's still 113,000 people.
	Yeah, that's the point, lady.
	Three million people a year die.
	Okay, we had a little blip.
	You know what these people died of?
	COVID and lockdown.
	COVID and depression.
	COVID and alcoholism.
	Please, you insulting twat.
	All right.
	Now, the best propaganda piece I've seen in a long time.
	This is Mark van Elst.
	He's the Belgian commissioner, health commissioner, responsible for all communications about flu.
	He is, in effect, a cross between the Anthony Fauci, but really more the Deborah Birx Of COVID-19 in Belgium.
	And he was very happy at Chatham House to tell all the little fellow elites how he did it, how he convinced the Belgians they were all going to die.
	And he's not bashful about doing it.
	To tell you about my experiences being the crisis manager, the flu commissioner for Belgium, and highlighting the communication aspects there.
	And then you have one opportunity to do it right.
	Day one is so important.
	In day one, you start your communication with the press, with the people, and you have to do it right.
	I mean, you have to go for one voice, one message.
	In Belgium, they chose to appoint a non-politician to do that.
	I mean, I have no party affiliations, and that makes things a little bit, at that time at least, a little bit easier, because you're not attacked politically.
	Majority, minority, that doesn't come into play, and that was a huge advantage.
	The second advantage is that you can play in Brussels the complete naive guy and get a lot more done than you would otherwise be able to do.
	You have to be omnipresent that first day or the first days.
	So that you attract the media attention, you make an agreement with them that you will tell them all and if they call, you will pick up the phone.
	When you do that, then you can profit from these early days to get complete corporate coverage of the field and they're not going to search for alternative voices there.
	If you do that, that makes things a lot easier.
	And then you have to say, okay, well, we will have H1N1 deaths.
	Of course, that would be unavoidable.
	I used there Sir Donaldson's quote, where he said that in the UK, by the peak of the epidemic, 40 people would die per day at the end of the summer.
	So, 62 at that time, million people in UK, 40 deaths a day.
	I worked it out for Belgium.
	That would be seven deaths a day at the peak of the epidemic.
	I used that in the media.
	Seven Belgian flu deaths per day at the peak of the epidemic would be realistic.
	That is true in every year, even inter-pandemically.
	That is very, very conservative.
	However, talking about fatalities is important, because when you say that, people say, wow, what do you mean?
	People die because of influenza?
	And that was a necessary step to take.
	And then, of course, a couple of days later, you had the first H1N1 death in the country, and the scene was set, and it was already talked about.
	And then you had to pick who is going to be vaccinated first.
	And then, well, women and children first, whatever.
	I mean, risk groups, they were important.
	And then I misused the fact that the top football soccer clubs in Belgium inappropriately and against all agreements vaccinated their, they made their soccer players priority people.
	So I said, I can use that.
	Because if the population really believes that this vaccine is so desirable that even the soccer players would be dishonest to get their vaccine, I said, okay, I can play with that.
	So I made a big fuss about this.
	This is when Ransd is raving mad.
	But it worked.
	Sound familiar?
	That's how it works.
	Yeah, that's how it works.
	I hope people understand what really happened there.
	You just take some bullcrap stuff, you put the word death in it, take a number that is factually right, because seven people die a year anyway from any flu season, and you freak people out.
	I love the one about the soccer team.
	So, there you go.
	But, I don't know, I mean, you and I disagree on the efficacy of this, of these campaigns to get people to take the vaccine.
	Last note for me, Uh, from our nursing home producer, Boots on the Ground Hope, all is well.
	Want to send a quick update from the nursing home world.
	We're still fully locked down and held hostage by forced testing and endless feeds of propaganda.
	Despite what the media may say, vaccination is not being well received by either patients or health professionals.
	I'm knee deep in CVS and Walgreens federalized Gulak vaccination clinics.
	And it's a shit show to say the least.
	I'll provide a summary on all the nonsense soon.
	And after working through about 6,000 combined vaccination opportunities thus far, we are finding healthcare worker acceptance is below 50% and patient acceptance only marginally higher.
	And then he attached a document, which I put in the show notes, which was sent to healthcare facilities.
	Um, from, uh, state health departments in multiple States this week to be used on staff and patients to quote, change the conversation about COVID vaccines because nobody wants the damn thing.
	The only people taking the shots are those who are visibly scared by all of the propaganda or those giving a virtue signal.
	Our tax dollars are paying for COVID PR consultants.
	It shouldn't be a surprise, I guess.
	My sister-in-law, she works in a clinic, and she just got her second shot and knocked her on her ass for a couple days.
	She had heavy walking, had to sleep a lot.
	It's great, this vaccine.
	Why'd she take it if everyone's resisting taking it?
	She's in a small clinic, and this is not the same person.
	It's not the same person as the nursing home vaccination update.
	That's my sister-in-law.
	Well, the way I see people love this vaccine.
	Yeah, well, thanks for coming with no evidence.
	Baseless claim.
	I got, we got photos from the Squim, Washington, with the cars that go to the, as far as the eye can see, lining up to get shot while driving by.
	I know!
	Jet planes brought down the towers.
	I know!
	The shot is supposed to, these shots, well, they've had them from all kinds of, including independents that have their own drones, but the shot's supposed to make you weak and, you know, maybe dizzy, but people are driving through to get the shot.
	Does that?
	Makes no sense.
	Makes no sense.
	You get diarrhea, dizzy, wobbly, fall down, Bell's palsy, death.
	Drive on through.
	I don't understand.
	Race home.
	Do you ever see the other end of the line?
	You only see the tail.
	You never see where people drive away and crash into trees because they passed out.
	Well, that's coming.
	Okay.
	Vaccine, France.
	This I thought was a good clip.
	This is about the skeptics.
	The French are the only skeptics, it seems, in the EU. They're not that skeptical, but it's skeptical.
	France has meanwhile announced that more than 413,000 people have been vaccinated against COVID-19.
	This comes as EU countries have hit out at plans by the drug company Pfizer to delay deliveries of the shots after problems with its supply chains.
	The US drugmaker said on Friday that the slowdown in shipments were down to attempts to boost production of the jabs.
	Pfizer insisting that the rollout would pick up again in March.
	Andrew Hillier has more.
	It was an announcement that sent shockwaves across Europe.
	Now EU capitals are demanding answers from Pfizer after the drugmaker said changes to its supply chains would slow down shipments of the vaccine.
	On Saturday, the US company insisted the deliveries would pick up again by the end of January.
	But what could be the consequences for France's vaccine programme as officials work on speeding up the rollout?
	Since the end of December, Pfizer has delivered 1.6 million doses.
	But it's now unlikely the company will fulfil its promise of shipping 520,000 jabs next week.
	In Lyon, France's Prime Minister said the logistical challenges were huge.
	But could Pfizer call on other drug makers, such as France's Sanofi, to help them manufacture the vaccine?
	According to analysts, it's not as easy as it sounds.
	To make up for the shortfall, the French government is relying on Moderna to deliver some 100,000 doses of its own vaccine.
	Paris can also count on 5 million doses of AstraZeneca's vaccine if it's approved by regulators.
	Now we can play the France vaccine skeptics clip.
	Did I play the wrong one?
	Yeah, it's okay.
	It was a clip I wanted to play.
	Oh, I'm sorry.
	Just how they're clamoring for the vaccine.
	Yeah, I'm looking for...
	Oh, I see.
	You know why?
	I mean, just for show notes.
	No, I know exactly why.
	Okay.
	A surprise discovery home of the Enlightenment.
	France now leads the world in anti-vaccine sentiment.
	According to the biggest ever survey on public attitudes towards health and science, 33% French people do not agree that immunization is safe.
	British medical charity Welcome teamed up with Gallup World Poll to survey more than 140,000 people across 144 countries.
	And this study also found that France has among the highest levels of distrust of government.
	Wow, what study was that?
	The magic number?
	It was a magic study.
	It was Gallup and somebody else, and they did a huge study, 140,000 people.
	Wow, that is big.
	Country to country, and France came out number one or number ten, or the last or first, depending.
	Apparently a third of the population doesn't trust vaccines, but they don't trust the government either.
	So I think that number is probably a basic high number you're ever going to get, even in this country.
	Maybe a third of the people won't trust the vaccine overall.
	I don't know, man.
	I mean, there's really three kinds of people.
	One...
	Yeah, I'm going to take the vaccine.
	I want to travel.
	I don't want any hassle.
	I've heard that.
	The other one is...
	I'm never taking that poison.
	And the third one is...
	I'm not, I don't want to jump the line.
	I'm going to let other people go first who need it more than I do.
	And that would be the no agenda producer.
	That's the no agenda producer.
	But you left out the real bulk of the people, which is the people who say they're scared to death.
	Oh my God.
	Oh yeah.
	Okay.
	You can get COVID. I'll take the shot.
	Yeah.
	The Lib Joes.
	We don't have those here.
	We don't have those people here.
	You have them there.
	Austin's filled with them.
	You just don't hang out with them.
	No.
	Hello?
	My daughter just went camping with her friend from Willamette College and her boyfriend.
	They went up to the Mendocino to just spend the night in a tent.
	And because the boyfriend is like one of those types, insisted that they wear masks the whole camping trip.
	Ha!
	Outside, too.
	While they were hiking?
	Oh, yeah.
	Outside.
	And did Jay comply?
	Did she obey?
	Well, she didn't.
	What's she going to do?
	Say, how about this?
	What's wrong with you?
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	I think she's already gone past this.
	That ship has sailed.
	Okay.
	Because she, I mean, if people don't say anything, you don't have to be mean about it, but you can say, you know, I'm not going to do that.
	You keep your mask on, you'll be safe from me, that's fine.
	And I'm going to open carry so I'm safe from you.
	So let's listen to it.
	Here's a country that I'm surprised.
	I'm going to ask you about this after this clip.
	This is the Covis says.
	Vienna protests.
	Around 10,000 people have taken to the streets of Vienna protesting coronavirus restrictions and calling for the Austrian government to resign.
	The Alpine country is currently in its third lockdown since March with non-essential shops, theaters, sports centers and schools all closed.
	Okay.
	How come we don't do that kind of thing here?
	Los Angeles has been locked down ten times, most of California on and off.
	I don't see anybody protesting being locked down in California or any of the United States.
	If I may be so free to say, when you actually don't recommend that people stand up for themselves on a camping trip and say, this is ridiculous, Then people just shut down and they don't say anything anymore.
	And they just go along with it.
	And, oh, don't worry, I'll get some fake vaccination papers.
	I mean, that's what happens.
	I think that is my fault.
	No, it's not your fault.
	It's California's fault.
	That is the vibe out there.
	Everybody, shh, just don't say anything.
	Just stay home.
	Meanwhile, everybody cheats.
	Everybody cheats.
	I might hurt somebody's feelings.
	What?
	Okay, let's try this one.
	Whose feelings did you hurt?
	You hurt somebody's feelings.
	You just say anything, you're hurting feelings.
	You're cold-blooded.
	Get this one.
	I really like NBC because they got the good tie-ins.
	So how are they going to do this one?
	This is the Sandy Hook tie-in.
	Wait a minute.
	Wait, they're tying that into COVID? Yeah, but just mix it in, you know, it's like tying in global warming.
	Oh my God.
	As our nation plunges deeper into the darkest days of the pandemic, the end of this week marks a death toll 25% higher than any other week in the crisis.
	Grim scenes are still unfolding in pockets of the country.
	The National Guard moving so many bodies, more refrigerated trailers may be needed.
	Didn't want to show this, but this is where we have the storage units.
	Our morgue is full.
	The doctors and nurses who are trying to save lives are too often the only ones who can say goodbye.
	I was the one that was holding his hand while he died and not his family.
	While the global death toll has now topped two million, no country faces more heartbreak than the U.S. So many people come through these doors and They don't make it out the other side.
	Cases are climbing again in 27 states, and so are hospitalizations.
	Back in October, 36,000 were under the care of doctors inside medical centers.
	Today, it's nearly 129,000.
	We had a 28-year-old.
	We had a 34-year-old bit.
	You have to walk their family in here to see them for the last time.
	And they have young kids.
	It's such an awful thing.
	Los Angeles County remains the COVID capital.
	One person is dying here every six minutes from the virus.
	Deputy Fire Chief Patrick Dragon, who lost his fight to COVID, was a first responder at Sandy Hooks.
	But his most important title was son and brother.
	Shameless, these people.
	And these sound bites.
	You can do that for cancer, for anything.
	You can do it for dead cats.
	You know what?
	If you said, take this vaccine, you'll save cats, more people would take the vaccine.
	Take this vaccine, you'll save a dog's life.
	People would line up.
	Shoot me up!
	Richard Engel, the guy that we've always suspected is the CIA guy.
	Before you go there, let me just insert a one-minute clip about the variants, since we're talking about...
	Oh, that's what this clip is.
	This is a longer variants clip.
	Well, I'll get this started.
	It's one minute.
	It's from CBS, just to set the stage.
	A nation on the brink braces for another threat.
	The CDC now warning that the highly contagious UK COVID variant could dominate the US by spring.
	It also estimates 90,000 more people could die from the virus in the next three weeks, highlighting the urgency for vaccinations.
	It's just absolute shame on America that this is how the rollout of this vaccine is going.
	Operation Warp Speed is moving in slow motion.
	The release of more doses promised by the Trump administration?
	Not happening.
	Governors across the country confronting the failure.
	They were lying.
	They don't have any doses held back.
	Their empty promises are literally playing with people's lives.
	My guess is it's gross incompetence.
	Don't worry, we'll increase the supply because we're going to send you the second dose.
	Not true.
	President-elect Joe Biden pledges to fix the botch rollout.
	But you have my word, and we will manage the hell out of this operation.
	Yeah.
	Didn't exactly see...
	I'm sorry?
	That's a theme you hear in a lot of these reports.
	Yeah.
	Botched rollouts.
	Mm-hmm.
	They're going to rebrand, basically.
	They're going to rebrand Operation Warp Speed into...
	Something that Biden can take credit for.
	Yeah.
	But the thing that you notice is they just have the same Democrat governors bitching.
	Mm-hmm.
	Except for Larry Hogan, the Republican governor of Maryland, who is Trump-hater number one, and they've always clip him, put him on there, the bald fuck that he is.
	John, wow.
	That's what he is.
	So let's...
	I'm pushing Engel off because what you played needs to have this played.
	I'm sorry.
	Okay.
	No, that's fine.
	This is COVID vaccine rollout rundown.
	Okay.
	NBC. NBC. As it stands, only a third of the vaccines available have actually been used.
	If you have a dose, give it, and don't be so rigid as to those early designations.
	Local and state officials say the real problem is supply.
	Governors angry that reserve doses promised by the federal government are unavailable.
	They were lying.
	They don't have any doses held back.
	We were lied to.
	Stop the clip.
	Stop the clip.
	You noticing a similarity with your CBS clip?
	Yep, yep, yep, yep.
	This is the strategy.
	This is how we're going to say...
	It's exactly the same.
	It's not exactly the same clip, but it's the same clip.
	Keep playing.
	Yep, you're right.
	Promises by the federal government are unavailable.
	They were lying.
	They don't have any doses held back.
	We were lied to with plans of the administration to release reserved doses.
	He says Colorado is getting less than half what they were told.
	Supply frustrations in New Jersey, too.
	We just need the supply from the feds to meet that demand.
	And it is becoming increasingly apparent that we are ready, but they are not.
	But states are already struggling with the vaccines they have.
	Now, in many places, adults over 65 and those with pre-existing conditions qualify.
	The pool is millions larger, and websites and phone lines already underwater are now swamped.
	Annette Fisher can't get an appointment for her 90-year-old mom.
	Maybe we figured they don't want the vaccine, so we'll just move on.
	But it's not a case of they don't want the vaccine.
	Frustrated, she went to the nearest vaccine center in Brooklyn, where a worker tried to help.
	It was not going past a certain screen.
	So she said to me, well, you need to go home and do this on your computer.
	I said, but that's precisely part of the problem.
	Anthony Ish in Florida called 300 times in a single day to get an appointment.
	We knew this was coming.
	We knew we were getting this vaccine.
	Somebody should have thought this out.
	Every time you get a notification that there's something available, you click on it and it's already filled.
	On top of that, Barbara Nye has been hearing reports of snowbirds and Canadians flying down to get vaccinated, which is not against the law in Florida.
	I'm very upset because I think it should be the Florida residents that are able to get the shots first.
	If appropriate, I have an NPR report, which I think does the same thing from an NPR-ish perspective.
	Yeah, I want to hear that, and I want to note one thing, that your CBS clip had a little slam against the United States.
	Yeah, thanks.
	It was shameful, shameful, and it was missing from the NBC report, but after you play your clip, I have the make good.
	Absolutely.
	Well, you were on the show on Tuesday laying out some last-minute changes the Trump administration was making to the vaccine rollout.
	What is Biden planning to do with those ideas?
	What is Biden planning to do with those ideas?
	NPR. People will stop listening to you with your phoniness.
	Well, he's following through with a lot of them, actually.
	Secretary of Health and Human Services Alex Azar said their administration was urging states to expand eligibility to people age 65 and older, get pharmacies engaged and get mass vaccination sites launched, and that they would be releasing second doses that had been kept in reserve.
	All of those things are here in Biden's plan, more or less.
	One difference is the Trump administration urged states to open things up to 100 million people with underlying conditions, So if a lot of those ideas are being carried over, does this represent a dramatic change to the current vaccination program?
	Right, so even though Biden called the rollout thus far a dismal failure, the plan kind of seems like Operation Warp Speed with a twist.
	Biden officials say they'll be scrapping that name, by the way, but they are keeping one of the heads of the effort, Army General Gus Perna, and some of the policies, just with more federal funding and involvement.
	It could be that public health officials will be relieved.
	There's some continuity here.
	They're kind of midstream, and a totally new approach might be disruptive.
	Rebranding!
	It sounds like the only difference.
	It will be the only difference, and that's what's going to happen when Biden gets in.
	But let's play...
	Okay, so we missed the thing where the CBS report says that the United States should be ashamed of itself.
	Shameful, shameful United States, United States.
	So...
	How do you do that?
	And NBC didn't do that, but yes, NBC did it by bringing in Richard Engel, who's a supposed foreign correspondent.
	What he does is he goes, I think he floats around, he goes to Brazil, and he comes, then he goes, he's got some, he's traveling all over the place to do this report, which says good work if you can get it.
	Oh, he's media exempt.
	He's media exempt, and so this is, This is the long version.
	This is flaky reports on the variant.
	He goes into...
	This is the very offbeat way to slam the United States, and this is the most offbeat report I've ever seen.
	Here we go.
	COVID is ravaging Brazil.
	Hospitals running out of oxygen.
	Deaths rising because of new COVID mutations.
	Today, the UK, already struggling with its own highly contagious variant, banned nearly all travel from South America.
	I went to the UK's main sequencing lab near Cambridge, leading the world in hunting for variants.
	Robots here select COVID-positive tests gathered nationwide.
	The virus is fed into machines that reveal its genetic code, and if the code has changed with a mutation.
	Dr.
	Naomi Park manages operations.
	How often when you run these sequences do you find anomalies?
	It's just a normal part of evolution.
	But I guess variants that come up which become more alarming are really quite rare.
	Are Americans looking for variants and mutations closely enough?
	I'd have to say no.
	It's not nearly sufficient to be able to be doing the real-time surveillance and monitoring of these variants as they arise.
	So Americans might not know the real kind of variants that they're facing?
	No, it might be they only realize once they see the effects of it, and that is certainly too late.
	The variants identified so far do not appear to be more deadly, but since they are more transmissible, overwhelming hospitals, and causing more deaths.
	Richard Engel, NBC News, Cambridge.
	Well, interesting report.
	I like his use of the word mutations right off the bat.
	Yes, well, she says that, which is what it is, but I have the second sub-clip.
	Of that report, because if you listen to it carefully, Brazil's guys out of control and they're dying more because of the variant.
	And I'm going to use their term.
	And then he goes to England.
	What a budget.
	Goes to England to visit a woman in a lab who says, oh, it's very rare that these things ever mutate.
	But we could be doing a better job here in the United States.
	Oh, yeah, you suck.
	And then it goes back to, well, then he says it's less deadly, after saying it's more deadly in Brazil, and then follows, but it creates more cases, thus it's more deadly.
	I mean, this is an idiotic report, but listen here, I just clipped out the main parts of it in the deconstruction clip of 14 seconds.
	Deaths rising because of new COVID mutations.
	But I guess variants that come up which become more alarming are really quite rare.
	The variants identified so far do not appear to be more deadly.
	Overwhelming hospitals and causing more deaths.
	You know, right before we get to the finish line, but I think you deserve this one.
	Clip of the day.
	That's idiotic.
	It's a completely idiotic report.
	Wow.
	I have one last vaccine.
	Richard Engel, variant hunter.
	Okay.
	Guy's flying from Brazil there.
	Yeah.
	We don't know if he actually went to Brazil, but I'll bet he did.
	I think, if I'm not mistaken, he was reporting it looked like he was in Brazil, but maybe not.
	It's possible he wasn't in Brazil, but he was dry labbing that.
	But here's the India update so he can keep up with the second vaccine batch, which seems to be getting everybody upset the India-made vaccine is not going over.
	It's under COVID. Yeah, no, I'm...
	Yeah, no.
	Yeah, no.
	Yeah, I found it.
	The first of a three-phase nationwide vaccine drive has begun in India.
	Two vaccines have been approved for distribution so far over there.
	One by Oxford AstraZeneca, developed in the UK and manufactured in India.
	And a more controversial second, Covaxin, developed and produced by the Indian pharmaceutical company Bharat Biotech.
	With more than 10 million cases and over 150,000 deaths, India has been badly hit by the pandemic.
	Our correspondents Dia Gupta and Thoma Deni report.
	In New Delhi, all eyes are on the country's first recipients of the COVID-19 vaccine.
	I'm feeling very proud.
	I am the first person to receive the vaccine in Delhi and in our hospital.
	And that is also made in India.
	Doses of two approved vaccines are being administered to frontline workers free of cost.
	The government now faces enormous challenges in safely transporting these vaccines to over 3,000 sites across the country.
	After months of struggle, doctors at this hospital are relieved.
	We won this fight.
	It was a proud moment and I was a little bit emotional.
	But one of the vaccines has raised alarm bells.
	Bharat Biotech's Covaxin, touted as India's first indigenous vaccine, was approved before trials were concluded.
	Following the death of one of their clinical trial participants, the company stands accused of conducting trials on vulnerable communities without consent.
	Last month, 800 people in this neighborhood were offered 8 euros and injected with what they believed was an approved vaccine.
	The most important document in this thing is missing, which is the informed consent.
	There are many people in this house who took the vaccination and who are feeling sick after that.
	But none of this is being recorded.
	None of them are being monitored.
	There has been no follow-up.
	We are not against the Indian vaccine.
	We are not against any vaccine.
	We are against the procedure, the violations in the trial.
	Despite several concerns, Prime Minister Modi has announced that India is ready to share its vaccines with the rest of the world.
	Again, I think...
	That's a quagmire.
	Yeah.
	That's how you do it.
	The Gates knew that.
	They did a lot of testing in India.
	Sure, but...
	Here's eight euros.
	Take this shot.
	Their numbers are really low, though.
	Their death number is almost nothing for the country that size.
	No, the country is four times bigger than us, and they have one half our deaths.
	How does that work?
	Well, they have different tests.
	Less tests?
	A lot of things are different.
	Yeah.
	But this has got to be...
	They don't have a freaked out population.
	Part of this has got to be common core.
	I said it earlier.
	People don't understand math, how to look at numbers, how to judge size and risk.
	We need an app for that.
	Just wherever you go, you're at this much risk right now.
	Yeah, it's pretty pathetic.
	It's very pathetic.
	It's kind of discouraging to hear this.
	Most of the world is dumb.
	Except for the podcasters.
	No, actually, that's not true.
	The media is extremely dumb, and sadly, a lot of this is starting to slip into podcasting, which only gives these people more fuel to fire their hatred of our loophole, and luckily, Richard Wolff appeared on the Jimmy Dore show, and I'm just going to say, watch out, Dr.
	Richard Wolff.
	You've got to be careful.
	And that's what we have.
	We weren't ready for this virus.
	We weren't prepared.
	Once it hit here, we couldn't contain it.
	And now we're not even able to roll out the vaccine.
	Ooh, you gotta be careful.
	You gotta be careful.
	You gotta be careful because before you know it, you'll be sounding like the mainstream guys, like this guy from Sky in the United Kingdom.
	Concerns the vaccine can't be made fast enough, but we've also heard some contracting the coronavirus are younger and sicker.
	That is right.
	I think it's, in part, it's because the vaccine itself is adapting to find more hosts, obviously.
	I don't think anyone heard that.
	I didn't hear it that time.
	Okay.
	What did he say?
	I'll just play the dude.
	It's hard to hear him.
	Yeah, okay.
	Well, you'll hear it now.
	That is right.
	I think it's, in part, it's because the vaccine itself is adapting to find more hosts, obviously.
	The vaccine itself is adapting to find more hosts.
	Yeah.
	Oh, that's surprising.
	I couldn't understand him.
	He's just mumbling with an accent.
	No, no.
	He's Indian.
	The vaccine doesn't...
	The vaccine is currently looking for new hosts.
	He's not actually lying!
	I'm going to show myself old by donating to No Agenda.
	Imagine all the people who could do that.
	Oh yeah, that'd be fab.
	Yeah, on No Agenda.
	Yeah, we do have a few people to thank for show.
	Lucky show.
	Lucky show.
	1313.
	And we begin with Daniel Knauss of the Knausses in Marietta, Ohio, 13333.
	The Knausses.
	He's got a call out for somebody.
	He needs a de-douching.
	We can do that.
	You've been de-douched.
	Call out Douchebag Dave in the Grove who hit me in the mouth.
	Do we have to douchebag him?
	Yes, Douchebag Dave.
	Sorry, sorry, didn't understand.
	Casey Garrett, no...
	Hitchka.
	I've never seen this town this name before.
	We-Wah-Hitchka.
	We-Wah-Hitchka.
	Something like that.
	131.33.
	This is the...
	We did a lot of 131, which is part of 1313.
	And...
	So these are the people that gave that amount.
	She asked for a bunch of clips and stuff, but this is not the segment we do clips, so...
	Sorry.
	How would Adam say the name of this town, though?
	That's what she does want to know.
	Oh, that's easy.
	Uwachika.
	Oh, somebody cheated.
	No, I didn't.
	I only just...
	Jennifer Sayers, next on the list, 131.
	These are all 131.
	These are, yeah, they're like a penny or something.
	Daniel Distinct...
	Chisel.
	What is Daniel?
	Chisel Distinctly.
	Now, is that a real name?
	I don't know.
	It would be cool.
	Baltimore.
	It would be cool.
	131.31.
	It's a great DJ. Rory Bushka in Michigan.
	Novi, Michigan.
	Michael Greer.
	And this is the official 131.30 donation.
	And these are all people who contributed to 131.30.
	I just named their names and locations.
	Hold on one sec.
	Hold on one sec.
	Michael Greer, who we've known for a long time from Shikshini, Pennsylvania, says, With the arrival of show 1313 and the gap between me and an official knighthood as a paltry 1308, seemed like a 130-130 donation was close enough.
	So please knight me, Sir Michael, of the five mountains of Northeast Pennsylvania.
	I would like shawarma and chardonnay at the round table.
	Oh my, that's a combination.
	Greetings from Shikshini, Pennsylvania, and a shout out to the producers in the...
	NEPA and the Philadelphia Local 76.
	The doors on the cabin on the lake are always open.
	Accounting of past donations below.
	This is the Log Cabin House.
	You remember I stayed on the first Hot Pockets tour?
	Yeah, you stayed there.
	Yeah.
	Congratulations, Michael.
	I can't wait to see you at the table momentarily.
	Daniel Booth, and by the way, he showed up as Hunlock Creek.
	Daniel Booth in Las Wages, Nevada.
	Jill Price in McKinney, Texas.
	Derek Chenille in Parts Unknown.
	Michael Stulak in Hobart.
	Hobart.
	I'm hoping that's the right pronunciation.
	1.30, 1.30.
	Got a birthday call off for a smoking hot wife.
	Sean O'Leary in Southern Pines, North Carolina.
	Daniel Williams in Mount Shasta, California.
	Nice area.
	Carl Schneider in Lake Bay, Washington.
	Server of the dude's name Ben in Sparks, Nevada.
	These are nice.
	Alexis Maison.
	Dave Fugizotto, the Duke of America's heartland in the Arabian Peninsula, comes in with no note.
	But there he is.
	Rianne Fernie.
	And that's the end of our little list of 130-130s.
	Now we will continue with Rianne Fernie 113-13, which is similar.
	And it includes a birthday call-out for her or someone.
	Kevin Fitzpatrick in Houston, Texas.
	Rianne also needs a dedouching, so I'll give her that.
	You've been dedouched.
	Maggie Hopkins, after Kevin Fitzpatrick in Houston, comes in 101, and she needs a dedouching for her boyfriend, Roberto Bacon Gomez.
	You've been dedouched.
	Oh, wait.
	Before I forget, Rhianne wanted a biscuit.
	They always give me a biscuit on my birthday.
	Okay.
	Sir Rolleskay of the Paris of the Prairies in Saskatoon, which is 130-130 Canadian.
	William Elliott in Aiea, Hawaii, 75.
	Toya Harold, 6969, another birthday for her.
	The donation is from my smoking hot husband, Steve Oots, or Oots, who is celebrating a birthday of January 18th, from your awesome wife, Tanya!
	Tim Polin, 69-69.
	Sean Brown in Ruskin, Florida, 55-10.
	Daniel Mariano in Pflugerville, Texas, 55-10.
	Stephen King, 53-35 in Charlotte, North Carolina.
	Matt Leroy in Wichita, Kansas, 52-80.
	John Camp, 50.
	The following people are all $50 donors, and I'm just going to read off their names and locations, since it's easier.
	Jamie Hilliard in Noonan, Georgia.
	David Shalona in Madisonville, Louisiana.
	Chris Sluwinski up there in Sherwood Park, Alberta.
	Jessica Young in Yuba City, California.
	Judson Noel in Oxford, Mississippi.
	Sarah Gordon in Tucson, Arizona.
	Brian Bowser in King George, Virginia.
	Marie LeBruyer in Kennett Square, Pennsylvania.
	Anthony Perdue in Leavenworth, Kansas.
	Robert Bennett in Massillon, Ohio.
	Sir Jerry Wingenroth in Sagas, California.
	Sir Andrew Benz in Imperial, Missouri.
	Eric Solano in Howell, New Jersey, and last but not least, Daniel Galloway in Marietta, Georgia.
	Oh, there's a dedouching needed for Anthony Perdue.
	You've been dedouched.
	And David Cholona, who came in with 50 for Madisonville, said his mom was diagnosed with cancerous tumors in both kidneys.
	Please send out an F cancer for Sonia as she undergoes surgery one of two on January 25th.
	And then he has a birthday for his youngest human resource, the one stuck listening to y'all on the way to school.
	Celebrated her 14th birthday on January 12th.
	Please include her as a belated birthday.
	Yes.
	And we'll also add a smoking hot jobs karma to everybody who needs along with that F cancer.
	Thank you all very much for participating in the 1313 Club in all its different variations.
	It may bring you lots of good fortune, and we wish the same for everyone who came in under $50.
	You're on our subscriptions, most likely.
	Please go look at those at dvorak.org slash NA, or maybe for reasons of anonymity.
	All of it is appreciated because the value for value system is whatever value you get out of the show.
	Please send it back to us with your time, your talent, or your treasure.
	and thank you for producing the no agenda show jobs jobs jobs jobs jobs jobs jobs and jobs you've got karma you You've got karma.
	All right, we've got an interesting list.
	There's quite a number of birthdays today.
	We just heard David Chilonis' happy birthday to his daughter.
	She turned 14 on January 12th.
	Rhianne Fernie, so invited, on the 13th.
	We've got Anonymous, who says happy birthday to Reid, who turned 50 on the 15th.
	Salem Magnin is celebrating, uh, no, let's see, Jane says happy birthday to Jane, uh, no, that doesn't make any sense.
	Salem Magnin is celebrating today 17, and Salem Magnin says happy birthday with smoking hot wife Meg.
	I don't know, man, I'm missing something here.
	Meg, if it's your birthday, it'll be January 18th.
	Toya Harold, happy birthday with smoking hot husband Steve Utz tomorrow.
	Maggie Hopkins, happy birthday to her boyfriend Roberto Bacon Gomez on the 19th.
	Andrea Johnson to her sizzling hot spouse Mark on the 21st.
	Deborah Cornyn, her son Brandon, celebrates on February 5th.
	And finally, happy birthday to Justin Adelman.
	From all of us here at the Best Podcast in the Universe.
	It's your best!
	Woo!
	Man!
	Long list, some confusing names in there.
	Now we get to the knighting daming ceremony.
	Another beautiful list.
	So we'll need extra sharpened, extra length blades.
	I just sharpened it yesterday.
	Oh!
	Woo!
	It glints.
	It gleams in the sunlight.
	Up on the podium, Robert Buell, John McCabe, Mark Drinkwater, Dame Kiley, Taylor Butcher, Michael Greer, Peter Egan, and Brian Yunt.
	All of you deserve your spot here up at the podium at the round table at the No Agenda Knights and Danes.
	I'm very proud to pronounce the KD as...
	Sir Bob B. of Sunset Beach by the Bay.
	Sir Fur of the Shark Attack Capital of the World.
	Sir Mark of the Grass-Fed Dairy Black Knight, of course.
	We've got Kylie the Keeper, Dame Kylie on the behalf of Chris Wilson.
	Sir Butch Foulmouth Electrician of Big Sky Country.
	Sir Michael of the Five Mountains of Northeast Pennsylvania.
	Sir Sneaky Blah Blah Blah.
	Sir Brian of the Green Country.
	And for you, we've got a whole mess of things.
	In fact, I'm going to give me some more music for that.
	Because we've got hookers and blow, we've got rent boys, we've got chardonnay.
	My goodness, the swords are just crashing all over the place.
	But we have an interesting layout of stuff for you.
	Saltbush mutton, 1962 Penfolds Bin 60A, a barrel of bourbon and some Macintosh apples, stinky cheese in Bordeaux, And if that doesn't do it for you, how about some bong hits and bourbon, some ginger ale and gerbils, or the plain regular mutton and meat?
	It's here for you.
	Thank you all for supporting the show.
	Go to noagendanation.com slash rings.
	You can pick up, well, actually help Eric the Shill send this beautiful memento and proof that you are a knight or dame of the Noagenda Roundtable, along with your sealing wax and your official certification that everything is on the up and up and real.
	And thank you.
	Again, remember us at Dvorak.org slash NA.
	No agenda meetups.
	A couple of meetup reports before we give you the listing.
	This is where producers get together all around Gitmo Nation.
	That is global.
	Hang out with each other, have a drink or two, no triggering, good conversation.
	And at the end, they also throw their cans in the trash, like you hear my co-host doing.
	Dandridge meetup report from Dr.
	John Cummins, a.k.a.
	Vagabond Recon.
	Report on our most excellent meetup last night in the Dandridge Brewing Company.
	I don't know if Adam reports this stuff.
	I do.
	Anyways, we had 18 all non-muzzled people in attendance in a great ratio.
	11 males, 7 females.
	Uh-huh.
	We had a dude named Ben even.
	I don't know if we had any knights or dames.
	We had 12 regular listeners to the show, two newbies, and four that have not listened but will.
	We had a super time for four hours, drinking beer, eating food, getting to know each other.
	It was indeed like a party.
	All agreed that we need more parties sooner rather than later in the same venue.
	We had diversity of people there, Christian, libertarian, libertine, crypto.
	And I'd say our common theme besides the show was that we all obviously love freedom and I'd say love America.
	Next time we'll have some audio, but Sir Seatsitter, who attends regularly, was unable to show up, so we look forward to that, and thank you very much.
	Glad you guys had a good time.
	Kansas City meetup, always trying to outshine everybody with their very nicely produced reports.
	Hey, no, it's Sir Spencer Wolf, Kansas City here at Don Chilito's.
	Mask free in a face friendly environment.
	Shut up, James.
	Anyways, this is Matt from Wichita.
	In the morning, guys.
	And, by the way, what happened with Jeffrey Epstein?
	Hey, guys.
	This is Liz from Wichita.
	Love those awesome promos, Kansas City.
	In the morning, from the noises of sanity in the middle of the map, this is Matt.
	This is Cersei Mike, and I'm here with my smoking hot wife, the future Dame Blackhammer.
	I'm still doing all the work, and I could really use some help.
	The soon-to-be newly deduced Reverend Cybertrucker.
	In the morning, gents.
	Hey, John and Adam.
	It's a dude named Clem from Wichita.
	Come up to hang out.
	In the morning.
	Hey, it's Dame Dahlorian.
	And we are having a blast at a face-friendly restaurant.
	I learned that term tonight.
	Now and Jenna in the morning.
	Ah, child abuse.
	Here's what's coming up on the calendar.
	Today, 2 o'clock Central Time, so it's underway, I presume, there in Sioux Falls, South Dakotans of Gitmo Nation at Granite City.
	Hope you're having a good time.
	On Tuesday, the North Dallas-Fort Worth Super Spreader Loss of Freedom Celebration will commence at 6 o'clock at Snooker Billiards and Bar in Frisco.
	We have the Ski-Doing and Curfewing in Quebec City area, 4 o'clock on Wednesday, January 20th.
	The venue will be announced, but make sure you look out for Pablo Post at noagendameetups.com.
	Next Friday, the International NA Sedition Meeting, 4 o'clock at the Rooftop Sunset Lounge, Miami Beach.
	And coming up in January on the 23rd, Pennsylvania, Carnegie Park.
	Missouri, the super spreader event.
	Flight 011 of the No Agenda.
	Anaheim, California on the 24th.
	Philadelphia PA, Local 76.
	The 29th, Drinking in Scotty.
	Because Minnesota not still locked down.
	New on the list for the 30th of January.
	Local 404 shenanigans protest.
	Atlanta.
	The 30th also sunset in New York.
	The beginning of a new beginning.
	The end of a new beginning.
	And Puget Sound, Convergence Zone, Melbourne Really Free on the 30th, Titletown, Greed Bay, Wisconsin, and looking ahead, February 6th, the Love and Light Winter, Boston, Massachusetts.
	These are your No Agenda Meetups for the next coming weeks.
	It's a good place to hang out.
	It's a good complement to the show.
	It's good for the amygdala, good fun, and of course, it's just like a party.
	Noagendameetups.com.
	Sometimes you want to go hang out with all the nights and days.
	You want to be where you want me.
	Triggered on hell's flame.
	You want to be where everybody feels the same.
	It's like a party.
	End of show ISOs?
	I have one.
	Okay.
	Wash.
	Let's see what we got here.
	Remember to continue to wash your hands and stay safe.
	Too long.
	Kind of boring.
	Hmm.
	Well, will you get this better?
	Are you out of your f***ing minds?
	Got that.
	A little profane.
	We have the inauguration.
	That's a good one.
	Oh, I have this one.
	All right, Inauguration.
	Wait, wait, wait.
	Who will manage the hell out of this operation?
	I think Inauguration is kind of doing it for me.
	How about you?
	I'm in.
	Okay, so you did.
	You had more than one ISO. Well, I didn't mean for that one to show ISO because I thought it was ragging on poor Darren enough.
	But if you want to keep pounding, I'm sure.
	You know, twice a week I think about how I'd like to pound him.
	The inauguration.
	Okay.
	All right.
	That means it's time for us to go because now we're talking total crap.
	Unless you have one last clip you want to play to keep everybody on the up and up to make them feel great about coming back on Thursday after they support the show at Dvorak.org slash NA. Well, I do believe.
	I do believe.
	Oh, he said it.
	You said it.
	You do believe.
	A 21-second clip on the Hondurans are back on the move.
	Not being discussed in our media.
	And thousands of U.S.-bound Hondurans have flooded into Guatemala, hoping that Joe Biden will take a less hard-line approach to migration than his predecessor.
	They'll soon arrive at the Mexican border, where soldiers and riot police have been deployed.
	The Guatemalans are fleeing poverty and violence in a region battered by the pandemic and back-to-back hurricanes late last year.
	Woo!
	Actually, Tina showed that to me this morning.
	She probably got it from the pool man.
	Well, they're on their way.
	Yeah, so we're going to let them in, right?
	You tell whatever Biden wants.
	Yeah, well...
	I mean...
	Isn't that exactly why...
	I mean, this could be total propaganda bullcrap.
	I don't know.
	Do you think it's true?
	I mean, some of those caravans...
	This came from France 24.
	They don't really push that kind of bullcrap.
	They have their own bullcrap.
	That's right.
	And France, feel free to tell us about some of your bullcrap.
	We don't hear much from France.
	They hate the government and they hate podcasts.
	I don't know what's going on over there.
	They're anti-podcasters.
	They might be.
	End of show mix is Jesse Coy Nelson, Tom Starkweather.
	And I went back and I checked.
	I thought I'd played this, but the noodle gun, Alf.
	Excuse me.
	Alf E-N-G. It's like the man with the noodle gun.
	It's extremely good.
	And I was reminded I had not played that.
	Coming up on noagendastream.com, the actual episode of Grumpy Old Ben's where Darren O'Neill says inauguration.
	Doesn't get much better than that.
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	We return on Thursday right here on No Agenda.
	Remember us at Dvorak.org slash NA. Until then, adios mofos!
	And such.
	A terrorist, by definition, is not the same as an insurgent.
	And they're not the same as a coup attempt.
	They're calling it an insurrection.
	Well, you know.
	It just makes me wanna laugh.
	I saw some dude play with Nancy's podium.
	Well, you know.
	That made me bust a gun.
	But when I heard they got her laughs off.
	Maybe it's all just a check on the set.
	You know it's all.
	A big show.
	The movie does.
	This is the rules.
	You know it's all.
	We can't hold.
	We wasn't a first person to show.
	But Janet says Joseph Biden will be a democracy and has a next friend.
	But he's changing storylines.
	Donald supports 5G rollout.
	And he plays the COVID vaccines.
	Don't know what you think that means.
	And when I saw a fly in my pincer's head, I think your bullsights just want us dead.
	It's a big club.
	And you ain't in it. .
	There will be a smooth transition.
	So about that smooth transition.
	Promising a smooth transition?
	More people may die.
	If we don't coordinate.
	My focus now turns to ensuring a smooth, orderly and seamless transition of power.
	At what point does a delay hamper a smooth transition pose a risk to national security?
	There are many details.
	Lots of coordination.
	Every day counts and every step counts.
	And we owe it to Americans to have a smooth transition to make sure we don't miss a step.
	What we want to see in China is a smooth transition and a continuous growth of our bilateral relations.
	There will be a smooth transition to a second Trump administration.
	So about that smooth transition.
	He has a powerful weapon His Facebook icon is rock.
	NSJW, the second to none.
	The boy with a noodle gun.
	Lurking in some dark web forum.
	Or hiding or reading somewhere.
	In the next room of this very one.
	The boy with a noodle gun.
	He's entitled whenever he's hired.
	He wants to make flex and chill.
	No one can reach him.
	No mean can divert him from his vicious signal fail.
	One trigger to treat him is another perfect end.
	Has come to a literal end.
	He just wants to cancel someone.
	The boy with a noodle gun.
	His ire may be on you or me Who will he shame?
	We shame He's a titan whenever he's hired.
	He wants to Netflix and chill.
	No one can reach him.
	No mean can divert him from his riches in a thrill.
	One trick, it's treating me as another poor victim.
	Has come to literal end.
	If you want to cancel someone, provide with a little girl.
	We'll get it done.
	He'll shoot anyone with his known and gone.
	The best podcast in the universe.
	Adios, mofo.

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