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1296: Kraken Keeper
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Well, get in line, boy.
Adam Couric, John C. Dvorak.
It's Thursday, November 19th, 2020.
This is your award-winning Gimbo Nation Media Assassination, Episode 1296.
This is No Agenda.
Unsealing indictments and broadcasting live from Opportunity Zone 33 here in the frontier of Austin, Texas, capital of the drone, Star State.
In the morning, everybody, I'm Adam Curry.
And from northern Silicon Valley, we just saw a six-car Zephyr go by two minutes late.
I'm John C. Dvorak.
That's right, everybody.
Tell the boys over at the CNBC Squawk Box desk we have a six-car Zephyr economy in definite trouble.
Right now, Bitcoin, 17,924.
Oh, my God!
Woo!
Listen to that horn!
And if it wasn't bad enough, Rudy's live.
Rudy's...
He's alive?
No, Rudy's live.
Here, hold on a second.
Let me bring up Rudy.
It happened there as well.
Yeah.
Yeah.
If you've made a mistake.
Okay.
So the president's legal team, which is a cast of characters, is doing a press conference about the voter fraud.
We have on stage Rudy Giuliani.
We have Sidney Powell.
We have Joe DeGenoa and Victoria Tunsing.
We've got the complete set.
Thousands of sealed indictments must be forthcoming.
Hold on a second.
I don't have that video running, but are you telling me Joe DeGeneva's up there?
Yeah.
No.
Yes, Joe, his wife, Victoria.
They've got, I don't know if Lynn Wood, I didn't see if Lynn Wood was there, the Covington lawyer.
They've got that Jen girl, woman, I should say, who's always on Tucker Carlson.
It's the full set, man.
This is fantastic.
It's history in the making on a show day.
Of course.
Well, of course.
We'll analyze it for the Sunday show.
Oh, yeah.
If there's anything to analyze...
Well, I think we have...
I certainly have most of the bits that they'll be talking about, at least the ones that I think are of interest.
I mean, there's so many...
There's a lot wrong.
There's a lot wrong with the election.
Did you hear about the mob guys who possibly were working for the Democrats for Biden and they dropped off 300,000 ballots?
Were they mob guys from Delaware?
Yes.
No.
Hold on a second.
Philly.
The guy's name is Skinny Joe Merlino.
Skinny Joe.
So Skinny Joe apparently was given 300,000 excess printed ballots by somebody in Philadelphia.
And at night, when they needed some extra ballots...
I guess they've been busy throughout the entire day.
He had a room full of people, guys, goombas, marking these ballots for Biden with, and this is what makes me think it might be true, with Sharpies.
And the reason why I like that part of the story, that they marked them with sharp...
And by the way, no other down ballot vote, just for Biden.
And that's kind of...
Because they didn't have time.
That's the reason.
Of course they didn't.
If they had time, they'd be doing the down ballot.
Right.
But do you remember there was a controversy all of a sudden?
Like, oh...
They were handing out Sharpies in line and now I'm worried that I might have marked it incorrectly because Sharpie is not the right, you know, you have to use a pen.
Do you remember those stories?
Of course, yeah.
So to me...
That was right at the beginning.
Well, what if they have these 300,000 ballots marked with a Sharpie and they're like, holy crap, man!
We can't have that.
No one's marking it with a Sharpie.
Hey, go hand out Sharpies to everybody so they aren't so obvious.
Oh, that's a good one.
Right?
That's a great one.
I'm like, that could be true!
I love this.
I love it.
That's going to be so much fun.
Well, should we do that in a little bit?
Because it's actual...
Go back to the...
No, let's do COVID. Let's do COVID. Because COVID is our moneymaker.
Let's do the...
Hey!
Apparently, I'm just...
Look, I'm just going by the notes and the results.
It's the moneymaker.
People love our COVID coverage.
We go back to our normal coverage where we just deconstruct news stories and don't talk about COVID. They just bail out on us.
What can I say?
I mean, we're just doing what we do, which is, you know, give the audience what it wants, kind of.
I mean, we're doing deconstruction, but to be honest about it, the COVID story hasn't changed since our first month or two of coverage.
In fact, everything's confirming everything we've said.
I've got the clip that came in recently, which I think is a good introductory clip.
All right.
Which is this Dr.
Hodkinson.
Oh yes, yes, yes.
You only have one?
I broke it up into three bits.
I have it into three bits, same three probably.
Alright, let's hit it.
This is, okay, let's, background.
What?
I have this credentials clip.
You probably clipped that one out.
I have the same clips you have.
We did exactly the same, damn it!
The first clip is the credentials clip plus a couple of pieces of information.
The second clip is a ranting and the third clip is just getting into specifics.
But let's just say what's going on here, supposedly.
This could be bullcrap, by the way.
This would be a great form of acting.
I think this could be faked.
But I don't think this is faked.
I don't think.
This is the guy from the Barrington document, isn't it?
No, no.
He cites the Barrington guys.
He's not a Barrington guy.
I thought he signed on to that.
Okay, I could be wrong.
Well, everyone's signed on to it.
You can go to the Great Barrington website and you can sign on to it yourself.
Okay.
So I'm sure he's signed on to it because there's like over a half a million people and about 40,000, 50,000 doctors.
This is kind of like the global warming where they all signed on and they were saying, ah, it doesn't mean anything.
Right.
So the media's not covering it.
But this is supposedly an advisory committee in Alberta, Edmonton specifically, where they're taking people...
It's one of these meetings that Mimi's involved with this sort of thing up in Port Angeles.
They have these...
We're going to take some...
The public's going to have their input day.
And so this guy jumped into the fray.
It's going to do nobody any good.
And he started off by condemning this whole situation that's going on worldwide.
I'll say.
Mr.
Chairman, this is Dr.
Hawkinson.
I just wanted to let you know I'm standing by.
Oh, okay.
Well, we would love to hear from you.
The floor is yours.
Thank you very much.
I do appreciate the opportunity to address you on this very important matter.
What I'm going to say is lay language and blunt.
It's counter-narrative, and so you don't immediately think I'm a quack.
I'm going to briefly outline my credentials so that you can understand where I'm coming from in terms of knowledge base in all of this.
I'm a medical specialist in pathology, which includes virology.
I trained at Cambridge University in the UK. I'm the ex-president of the pathology section of the Medical Association.
I was previously an assistant professor in the Faculty of Medicine doing a lot of teaching.
I was the chairman of the Royal College of Physicians of Canada Examination Committee in Pathology in Ottawa.
But more to the point, I'm currently the chairman of a biotechnology company in North Carolina selling a COVID-19 test.
And you might say I know a little bit about all this.
The bottom line is simply this.
There is utterly unfounded public hysteria driven by the media and politicians.
It's outrageous.
This is the greatest hoax ever perpetrated on an unsuspecting public.
There is absolutely nothing that can be done to contain this virus, other than protecting older, more vulnerable people.
It should be thought of nothing more than a bad flu season.
This is not Ebola.
It's not SARS. It's politics playing medicine, and that's a very dangerous game.
Does he live in Scandinavia?
He must, I guess, huh?
Yeah, no, he had a bunch of jobs up there, but he also probably has a place in North Carolina, Research Triangle, where he's running.
Yeah, he should probably not use private aviation for travel.
It's probably not a good idea.
Yeah, just saying.
I don't think it makes any difference at this point.
The deal's done, and these guys are just blowing smoke shit into the wind.
Yeah, that's true.
He should start a podcast.
He'd probably be more effective.
Yeah.
Alright, so?
Do we have more?
Yeah, I'm ready to go to part two.
Oh, okay.
I was waiting for your cue.
Hold on a second.
Two, here we go.
There is no action of any kind needed other than what happened last year when we felt unwell.
We stayed home, we took chicken noodle soup, we didn't visit Granny, and we decided when we would return to work, we didn't need anyone to tell us.
Masks are utterly useless.
There is no evidence base for their effectiveness whatsoever.
Paper masks and fabric masks are simply virtue signaling.
They're not even worn effectively most of the time.
It's utterly ridiculous seeing these unfortunate, uneducated people, I'm not saying that in a perjurative sense, seeing these people walking around like lemmings, obeying without any knowledge base to put the mask on their face.
Social distancing is also useless because COVID is spread by aerosols which travel 30 meters or so before landing.
Enclosures have had Such terrible unintended consequences.
Everywhere should be open tomorrow, as was stated in the Great Barrington Declaration that I circulated prior to this meeting.
And a word on testing.
I do want to emphasize that I'm in the business of testing for COVID. I do want to emphasize that positive test results do not, underlined in neon, mean a clinical infection.
It's simply driving public hysteria and all testing should stop unless you're presenting to hospital with some respiratory problem.
All that should be done is to protect the vulnerable and to give them all in the nursing homes that are under your control.
Give them all 3,000 to 5,000 international units of vitamin D every day, which has been shown to radically reduce the likelihood of infection.
That's our drug, man.
That's our drug of choice, vitamin D. Stock up.
This is the first guy who's actually given a dosage.
I said it.
Who's actually said it.
Yeah, three to five.
I mean, you're a 50 kind of guy if you're feeling sick, right?
No, I don't do that.
No, no.
Ten?
Three to five is what people are using a day.
Yeah.
And not me.
Because my doctor gave me, just take a mega dose once in a while, and that's what I do.
And so it's higher.
Yeah.
But I don't give these numbers.
I'm not giving a number because I'm not a doctor.
I can't start recommending this, but this guy did, and that's probably not a bad process to go through.
We're sticking to it now.
That's our number.
I think that's what you do, actually, already.
Yeah, I do.
Every day.
You bet.
Alright, clip 3 from Dr.
Hodkinson.
And I would remind you all that using the province's own statistics, the risk of death under 65 in this province is 1 in 300,000.
1 in 300,000.
You've got to get a grip on this.
The scale of the response that you're undertaking, with no evidence for it, is utterly ridiculous, given the consequences of acting in a way that you're proposing.
All kinds of suicides, business closures, funerals, weddings, etc., etc.
It's simply outrageous.
It's just another bad flu.
And you've got to get your minds around that.
Let people make their own decisions.
You should be totally out of the business of medicine.
You're being led down the garden path by the chief medical officer of health for this province.
I'm absolutely outraged that this has reached this level.
It should all stop tomorrow.
Thank you very much.
Well, thank you for that.
Again, hopefully all layers of government are listening.
We have the least amount of influence.
Okay, moving right along to the next item of business.
I want to play a clip that I pulled off.
I want to contrast this guy with the other side of the argument with three short, very short clips.
Scott Gottlieb, former director of the Federal Food and Drug Administration.
And he's already moved beyond this baby.
He's ready for the next one.
We need to do much more to put in place better preparations for the future if we're going to guard against the next pandemic.
And there will be a next pandemic.
We always thought that the pandemic would be an influenza.
The next one may well be a flu.
What?
Did he just say the next pandemic would be a flu?
No, brother.
There was a guy we had, Horowitz's point is one of the Biden guys, some doctor of some sort, and he's going on and on about how we should just shut down the whole country for four weeks, and then he did an economic analysis about what this means.
About how good that would be.
And Horowitz's point, this guy's not an economist.
What the hell is he doing?
Yeah.
I want to play this clip.
I said I got three short clips.
Just let me play this.
Oh, I'm sorry.
The problem is that this clip actually follows the clips I played.
Okay.
All right.
Then do your clips.
But you have to turn your speakers down.
No, it's not clips.
It's a single clip.
Okay, but you have to turn your speakers down because the clips are coming back through your mind.
Oh, man, I got it.
Let me just move the mic.
Okay.
Yeah, you got to do something.
Okay.
No, the guy goes on and on.
Our first guy goes on and on about...
About this is a flu, it's a mild flu, it's a flu, it's just kind of a bad flu season.
You heard him.
Yeah.
Play this clip.
This is the COV Weird Nurses report from ABC. It's happening everywhere.
This nurse in Nebraska, exhausted.
We have, I think they said 10 COVID units, and one of those is just a place for people to go and pass away, unfortunately.
Yeah.
Nurses outside Philadelphia walking off the job today saying they're not equipped to face this surge.
In battered El Paso, where jail inmates are being deployed to load bodies into morgue trucks, nurse Ashley Bartholomew quit when she reached a breaking point.
One of her patients comparing COVID to the flu.
You just feel defeated.
Am I making a difference anymore?
Because I'm here, and here's this patient who's in the ICU and is still...
Clearly confused on how real COVID is.
Okay.
This woman, this nurse...
Yeah.
Because somebody's in the ICU and says, this is like a bad flu.
And then she goes on and laments.
Am I making a difference?
This is not a bad flu.
This is something else.
It's like she is not being a nurse.
If she's a nurse, you go help the person.
You would think.
You don't listen to what they have to say about it and then complain and quit because you didn't propagandize them enough.
Oh, you don't agree with me?
Oh, well then I quit my job.
What does some patient have to do?
What is a patient's opinion, which is probably a rightful opinion after we listen to the Hodgkinson guy.
It's a righteous opinion, if nothing else.
What has it got to do with you doing your job as a nurse?
Because she's not...
This is like saying, did you vote for Trump?
I quit.
She didn't do her job.
That's the problem.
She did not do her job.
Her job is, well, Scott Gottlieb, former FDA commissioner.
Commissioner, I think?
He says exactly what the job is and what they have been doing.
They have been doing this.
We're probably going to infect another 15% of the population over the next three months.
We've already infected probably 15% of the US population.
We did that over nine months.
Over the next three months, we're likely to double the number of people who've been infected by this virus.
Who is this we that he speaks of who are infecting everybody?
He says we've infected.
We're probably going to infect another 15% of the population over the next three months.
We've already infected probably 15% of the population.
Yeah, he's weak.
They're shooting people up with...
Yeah, well, that's the job.
It sounds like they're infecting people.
Yes!
Exactly!
And if you didn't help infect people, if you didn't propagate the message, well, it's gonna end bad for you and your legacy, chump.
We'll get asked by our kids and our grandkids, what did you do to help?
Whether it's helping someone who's lonely or has a mental illness, whether it's helping a nurse, whether it's just simply wearing a mask.
What was it that you did to help?
Because it's an extraordinary time.
And we've never had this kind of opportunity to save other people's lives like we do now.
And we all can be a part of it.
Sure.
What is he talking about?
You've got to mask up, slave.
You've got to mask up.
You've got to social distance.
You've got to wash your hands.
You've got to shut up.
Don't ask questions.
Follow orders.
Don't you understand orders?
This is how the orders work.
Pritzker is Illinois, I believe.
Governor of Illinois.
Is it not Pritzker?
Yeah, I think so.
Fine family.
Pritzker family.
So, they want everyone to stay home, but don't call it a lockdown.
This is not a stay-at-home order.
But the best way for us to avoid a stay-at-home order is to stay home.
Alright, alright.
It's not a stay-at-home order.
Just stay home.
You know the big scandal out here, by the way, has been nothing but a problem for Gavin.
I have clips.
Oh, play the clips.
Okay, so you want to set it up and then I can play the...
Okay, so one of Gavin, Gavin Newsom's, you know, he's a part of the system, the political families that run California.
And he's a latecomer and he's kind of a millennial almost, but I think he's older.
Ex-gen, I'm sure.
Nice enough guy, but he's like a Democrat, and he toes the line, and he's in line to be president.
Although, apparently, he's never going to make it because of Kamala.
He's got to be killing himself.
Yeah, especially because, you know, they had a thing.
He would go so far to move his political career ahead, but fucking Willie Brown's not one of them.
Whoa.
He...
I'm sorry I said that.
Some guy got fired, by the way, for saying something at that in Florida, some cop.
So Gavin, one of his friends, has his 50th birthday party, so he's going to go have a party.
So they don't only have a party, a birthday party, but they have it at the French Laundry.
One of the most expensive restaurants in the world.
I've eaten there once.
I remember eating at the French Laundry and they give you...
There was something about an ounce of something, an ounce of, I don't know, caviar or something they gave you and they'd put it on a scale and the scale they'd put an ounce of gold on the other side to show that it was proper weight.
Do you know anything of this?
I haven't seen that bit.
I've been there once.
They have a lot of crazy stuff they do.
They have an array of salts, for example, for certain dishes.
And you're supposed to use this salt for a minute and then this salt.
It's a little over the top in pretentiousness.
And what bothers me and the reason I wouldn't frequent the place is that they have an opportunity moment where you can make a reservation.
And it has to be between 10 and 11 on the third Monday or something like that.
that it's just over the top that's funny and it's it is it's pretentious and it appeals to a real weird set and everything is priced to the hilt i mean wines in particular but so he's has a private one of the private rooms there with like 20 people Nobody's wearing a mask at any time, even when they're doing the cocktail part, but you don't have to wear a mask supposedly in a dining establishment.
No, no, no, that's not true.
According to the rules, you have to keep your mask on and you can only lower it in between bites or sips.
Well, I don't know if that's not true in California.
At least that's what the governor's office says.
Yeah.
They weren't social distancing under any circumstances.
And, of course, then they were...
The real thing there was that they were having dinner at the French Laundry with a huge group of...
This is just the Democrats.
I mean, they just liked to party at the high end on the taxpayer's dime.
Oh, no, we paid for it ourselves.
I'm sure you did.
Yeah.
So it's a scandal.
And somebody came out.
There's a bunch of photos.
I'll put one in the newsletter.
A bunch of photos of him sitting there.
And people recognized him.
And somebody who took the photos asked the waitress.
He said, what is the...
Is that Gavin Newsom?
Oh, yeah.
And so they took about five or six photos.
You're not supposed to take photos in places like this.
And so they took some photos, and it's a scandal.
It's a scandal.
Scandal.
It's because it's do as I say, not as I do, which is what especially the Democrats do not put up with.
Republicans, yeah, you can give a little on that.
So I don't have to play the clips because you pretty much explained it, but let's just check on those mandatory guidelines for all private gatherings because we do have that clip from a few shows ago.
First of all, no more than three households, including your own, can gather.
Okay, so he had definitely more than three households, including his own, at the gathering.
That's the big thing.
Three households and that's the limit.
The...
The host of the gathering has to collect basically the names and contact information of everybody who's there.
Oh, this should be released.
We should have that list of names.
By the way, wasn't it like guys from the medical board of California, the people who actually are writing this advice, are drafting this?
Probably.
Yeah.
In case that tracing needs to happen, if somebody were to get sick, all gatherings have to be held outside.
Okay, it was not outside.
And that's what he lied about.
He lied about it.
He said, oh, I'm sorry, it was outside.
No, it was big glass windows, but you weren't outside.
Now, you can go inside to use a bathroom as long as that bathroom is frequently sanitized.
Like parks, open-air parks.
You can gather there, but again, they're sticking with that three-household rule.
So you can't have other households join you there just because it's a wide-open space.
It's got to be the three households.
All seating, socially distanced.
No, they were not.
They were shoulder-to-shoulder.
Specifically six feet in every single direction.
No way was it six feet.
It was literally shoulder to shoulder at a round table, an oval table.
You're going to serve food.
All food has to be served in single-serve disposable dishes.
At the French Laundry, did you see any disposable dishes or plastic flatware?
I don't think we saw that.
You've got to wear a mask at all times, unless you're eating.
We're all used to that by now.
You can only gather for a maximum of two hours.
That's one of the other restrictions.
Oh, that's not good.
Singing is discouraged, but if you must sing, you must wear a mask and sing below a standard speaking voice.
And that specific guideline has really got a lot of people talking.
And it's illegal to talk, so you shouldn't be talking.
Oh, man.
It's too delicious to believe.
It's just fantastic.
Well, he's got a lot of explaining.
Oh, no.
Please.
No one holds these people to account.
Sure, the local news, blah, blah, blah.
That's gone today.
No one will talk about that.
It's all going to be about the nutjob Giuliani, thousands of sealed indictments from DeGeneva, Sidney Powell.
Why is she throwing her career away on this?
And it all doesn't matter.
So we got great vaccine news.
I'm very, very excited to talk about the vaccines because, man, it's unbelievable.
Although, according to Herr Fauci, you shouldn't get too excited about a vaccine.
Once somebody has been immunized, I guess for Pfizer it's two doses.
I'm not sure what it is for Moderna or the other vaccines coming down the pike.
But once the process is complete...
Does that mean they can take off their masks?
They don't have to social distance?
They can just go about their lives as before?
You know, I would recommend that that's not the case.
I would recommend you have an added area of protection.
Obviously, with a 90-plus percent effective vaccine, you could feel much more confident.
But I would recommend to people to not abandon all public health measures just because you've been vaccinated.
Because even though for the general population it might be 90 to 95 percent effective...
You don't necessarily know for you how effective it is.
So when I get vaccinated, which I hope to, when it becomes my turn to get vaccinated, I'm not going to abandon completely public health measures.
I could feel more relaxed and essentially not having the stringency of it that we have right now, but I think abandoning it completely would not be a good idea.
Because 5-10% of the people that get immunized, it will not be effective for.
So they might actually get the virus if they just completely let down their guard.
Okay, that's interesting.
Now, it's kind of a half-truth that's taking place here.
And this is something that is not being explained properly.
What it's going to come down to is, you've got to wear your mask just in case.
Yes, we all have vaccines.
You've got to wear your mask.
You've got to wear your mask.
Just shut up and wear your mask.
RFK Jr.
explains exactly why this vaccine will not be effective enough.
To remove all safeguards.
Everybody wants a vaccine so we can restart the economy.
The big problem with this vaccine, there's two problems.
One is it does not prevent transmission.
That means I can get the vaccine and then I get exposed to COVID. I still give COVID to you and everybody on the airplane.
You just don't experience it.
I don't experience it, but it makes it even more dangerous because normally...
Normally we would know you have it.
Yeah, then I'd stay home and I wouldn't infect buddy, but if I'm feeling like a million bucks and I'm still...
I become a super spreader like, you know, Typhoid Mary.
Oh, yeah.
You see?
This is subtle.
This mRNA vaccine is subtle because you still can pass this on.
It's just that your immune system will reject it because it will be trained by the mRNA.
The M stands for messenger.
Because this RNA virus is going to give your DNA instructions on what to look for when the SARS-CoV-2 virus comes into your system.
So we'll never, in this explanation, with this vaccine, we're never going to be rid of it and never going to be rid of masks and all other crap that they will bestow upon us.
Well, hold on.
Do we know that the Pfizer vaccine is of this nature?
Yes.
Because we only know that Moderna is.
Yeah, thank you.
You walked right into my trap.
If you take a look, everyone's celebrating Pfizer, but there's two companies who announced this at the same time because they're working together.
Pfizer and BioNTech, B-I-O-N-T-E-C-H, from Germany.
And no one is talking about BioNTech, except the No Agenda show, because we're going to dive into it a little bit.
BioNTech is the actual company that has developed this process of the mRNA, the messaging RNA that is then supposed to give instructions to your DNA. Moderna is the equivalent of that, just a different company, and they seem to be a scam, but But okay, that's the one that everyone put their money into.
But this BioNTech, here's what's interesting.
So Pfizer came out and they said, hey, we're 90% effective.
And then I think it was Moderna came out and said, oh, we're 94.5% effective.
And then Pfizer came back and said, we just checked, we're actually 95% effective.
So this small company located in Germany started by a Turkish couple, which went public with an ADR on NASDAQ last year.
It came out at just under $20.
Now, as you can imagine, well above $20.
So that's always fun when you see those things happening and public offering before the whole thing was even known.
That's just one of those things, I guess.
They are developing this system.
And Pfizer is just their manufacturing distribution partner and obviously marketing partner.
Pfizer does Viagra and other stuff.
This BioNTech, they're actually not a flu vaccine or a COVID vaccine company.
They are a cancer company.
And Bill Gates, the Gates Foundation, of course, invested heavily in them a year ago, pre-IPO. It's also beautiful.
They have nothing...
In their standard materials about viruses, they are in the business of personalized medicine with these mRNA.
So whatever your ailment is, so let's say you have...
Parkinson's in your family or dementia, then they will devise a vaccine with an mRNA instruction set just for you.
Thank you, 23andMe, for helping move this along.
And they will then heal you with that.
I took a little bit of their promo video and then I'll tell you who else they're working with we asked ourselves the fundamental question If every patient's tumor is unique, why do we treat all patients the same?
Imagine a tailored cancer therapy for every individual cancer patient.
A therapy that is tailored to the individual make-up of the patient's tumor.
And imagine that such a treatment can be provided in a timely and cost-efficient way.
I am Ugo Zahi, and that is what we do at BioNTech every day.
We are pioneering a completely new, individualized, patient-centric treatment approach, which has the potential to transform the way how cancer is treated.
We see a huge potential in leveraging the immense power of the patient's immune system.
Our scientific and technological approach is based on three pillars.
First, we have to identify the molecular characteristics of the patient's tumor.
Second, we have to develop immunotherapies to precisely instruct the patient's immune system to attack tumor cells.
And third, we have to ensure that the patient receives the individualized treatment in time.
We at BioNTech understand that every cancer patient is unique.
So these guys are way, way different than some kind of vaccine company.
They are what we read about years ago in the J.P. Morgan vaccination financial conference papers.
This is the end goal, and you've heard it many times, personalized medicine.
So somehow they get drafted into this.
Somehow, just before an IPO, Gates gets into it.
Now they're chosen.
They haven't just made this for Pfizer.
Uh-uh.
They're also delivering this to the entire European Union.
And by the way, their so-called mRNA vaccine is called the BNT162. And they are also delivering it to China.
So it's the same damn people.
The same people in the same roles doing the same thing, not really doing anything that is going to be of any use because it won't stop spread.
It won't eradicate anything.
It's, I think, medically probably impossible to eradicate a flu-like virus.
It's been tried before.
And God knows what kind of instructions go into this.
I mean, it literally instructs your DNA to behave in a certain way based upon something.
This cannot be good.
Well, it could.
Well, it could be a huge breakthrough in medical science, but gee, I mean...
It just seems unlikely with these players.
To me, a bunch of guys looking out to make quick buck.
Well, they made their quick bucks.
Everybody made a killing on the stock if they got in, especially the Gates Foundation.
And you know that's how they like to roll.
So they have a research pipeline which includes Zika.
They're going to go for it all.
All of it.
That is if we're willing to take it.
And you remember Professor Michael Osterholm?
You may not remember that name.
When I went on the Joe Rogan show in March, he was the guy who did a show right after me with Joe.
And this guy was spelling doom and gloom, two million people are going to die, this is really serious.
And I think that one Joe Rogan appearance by Ulsterholm was probably responsible for a big push in the fear-mongering.
You know, this was early on, and he had all the numbers, and he was, oh, he's the guy that's going to tell us.
We haven't seen much of him, but now he's back.
Remember, a vaccine is nothing until it becomes a vaccination.
And right now, we're in this critical time to figure out how to get these vaccines delivered.
We have no program right now coming out of the federal government to convince the average citizen they want the vaccine.
We have many ways of convincing you.
What did he say?
There's no plan coming out of the federal government to convince people to take this vaccine.
Yeah, I disagree.
I think there's lots of ways people are going to try and get people to take the vaccine.
One of them, and this is a crazy clip, This is something I had no idea was going on.
Marco Arment, you probably don't know who he is.
He is the developer of the Overcast podcast app, which I still use.
Even though it's not podcast 2.0 compliant, I still use it and it has features that I like.
Um, Marco, uh, has a very popular podcast, a tech podcast called ATP, the Above Tech Podcast.
And sometimes he'll talk about podcasting, but it's, you know, a lot about Mac and about, you know, and he's very liberal.
even though he has his own system, his own index.
When Apple deplatformed Alex Jones, he just did it because he felt whatever.
And if you ask him enough about a certain podcast, he'll take it off because he just wants to satisfy his customers, whatever that means.
But he said something on his most recent podcast, which I had not considered and saddened me to no end, about liberals and coronavirus.
listen to this kind of embarrassing, Certainly to be a liberal person who thinks they're responsible and to get COVID, there's some degree of shame in it and embarrassment in it.
Can you believe that?
Did liberals feel ashamed if they get COVID? I believe this is true.
So, he's ashamed because that means that he somehow didn't have a diaper tight enough on his face, and somehow something slipped through?
Is that really what is going on?
I believe this is true, and I'll tell you why.
Okay.
My son, Buzzkill Jr., and his wife, they both had COVID. Yeah.
But they continue to act in their social sphere as if they've never had it.
Right.
Tight mask, don't want to go outside, all these things.
They've had it.
And now the more recent information, which came out, I think, over the last week, is that if you've ever had it, you're immune for at least eight months, because that's as long as they can track anything.
Mm-hmm.
But they'll go with, and there's a number of articles, let me write about this, a number of articles out there, WebMD has one.
If you got COVID once, you could get it again.
And so this is what they're using as the excuse.
What do you mean?
Because I know they've had it, I don't think anyone else does, and they say, well, you know, you can get it again.
Really?
You can get it again?
So I looked it up.
Apparently some guy in Hong Kong supposedly got it again.
And four people in all of Europe apparently, even though this is not purely verifiable, got it again.
In reality, you can't get it again.
Then I don't understand the embarrassment.
Why is he embarrassed for getting COVID? They didn't follow the rules.
I don't know.
Your friend right there, who you know better than most people, I'm sure.
What's his reason?
I don't know him.
I listen to his podcast.
I don't know him.
Here's another thing, by the way.
You made a comment, which I have to comment on myself.
Which is that you said that this guy will take things out of his index to satisfy his customers.
Is it right what you said?
Yeah.
How does that satisfy a customer?
If I don't want to listen to a podcast, I just don't listen to it.
Why does it have to be removed from an index to satisfy anybody?
Because, well, because they pay him a subscription fee to use his app, and he's afraid that if he doesn't do that, they will stop using his app.
That's why.
Why would anyone do that?
Why would anyone stop using your app because you didn't take something off your app and make it less useful?
Well, maybe you should listen to this podcast called The No Agenda Show where they kind of discuss that ad nauseum.
Why people virtue signal?
Uh, yeah.
I found it incredibly sad that you'd be ashamed.
Oh, I got COVID. I didn't follow the rules well enough.
This is going too far.
Well, we both know somebody who won't admit of having had it.
Yeah, for professional reasons I can understand possibly, but maybe that, yeah.
Yeah.
Yes, true.
I don't consider that person a hardcore liberal.
I consider that person someone who just didn't want to.
Maybe he's a closet liberal.
And somehow that wouldn't surprise me either.
Anyway.
That is pathetic.
It's very sad.
This is the politicization.
That's what this doctor said in that Edmonton conference, phone conference.
This is the politicization of politicization.
Politicization of medicine.
You can't do that.
Oh, yeah.
Well, apparently you can.
Yeah, what am I thinking?
What are you talking about?
It's so easy.
So we've got the next phase.
How are we going to convince everybody to get the vaccine?
Well, that's not going to be very hard.
You're going to have to prove that you had it or that you were tested appropriately and are negative.
But I think it would be much easier just to say you need proof that you've been vaccinated and a date.
And that is going to happen.
And it will happen through any multitude of apps that will bind you to the information and it will be known what you have.
Yeah, this is where you and I disagree completely.
First of all, it's a violation of your rights as a person to have to reveal your medical information.
And it's illegal, as a matter of fact, to have your medical information out in the public domain.
Yes, you see, you're misunderstanding how it's going to be done.
And I'll mention something else, which you don't want to acknowledge.
If I don't want to acknowledge what you are saying, you don't want to acknowledge this one thing.
People will flock to get this vaccination.
The same way they flock to get the swine flu vaccination, which was, you know, in the previous iteration, killed a bunch of people.
And every time you bring this up, I say, I totally agree.
They will be around the block.
What are you talking about?
But that doesn't matter.
They are going to be around the block and there's going to be 50% of the country that will not be around the block and these are the problems and they're going to be shamed and they're going to be controlled and it's going to be done with apps.
And to give you an example of what's coming, you mentioned your...
You mentioned your medical information.
There's been a lot of HIPAA waivers.
And once you put your medical information into an app under so-called your control, it gets a lot easier for you to share it with people.
Once you share it with someone, HIPAA no longer applies.
Here's the United Nations with their brand new app.
You're going to love this.
This is the future of the world.
Digital transformation is changing the way we manage our data, our information, our interactions, and our identities online.
The United Nations is ready to digitally transform how it deals with identity with a system to streamline information sharing, daily workflows, access to platforms and buildings, operating across agencies by providing its personnel with a universal system-wide identity solution.
Introducing the UN Digital ID.
A unique and digital identity for UN personnel.
From the day you join to the day you part.
All of your personal, HR... So actually, just listen to this as from the day you're born to the day you die.
The way they say it is from the day you arrive to the day you depart the United Nations.
But this is a cradle to grave system.
Introducing the UN Digital ID. A unique and digital identity We're good to go.
It's been piloted by different agencies and the UN Pension Fund, where they've replaced current manual processes with certainty for who and where pension recipients say they are, at any given time.
Imagine a regional field officer has just joined the UN.
She uses the mobile app to obtain a digital wallet, stored securely in her smartphone and only accessible to her with biometrics.
Even better than a physical wallet, she can store all her credentials issued by any UN organization in her digital wallet.
She has immediate access to course certificates, travel clearances from UNDSS, medical records from allergies to vaccinations, also making any transfer to another organization a breeze.
As innovation transforms the world, we can improve the way we manage our identities online.
UN Digital IDs, a building block for digital cooperation, unlocking the promise of the SDGs.
It's going to be a great world, and you're going to hear that music all day long.
This is a nightmare.
This is like anyone who even takes this seriously has to have their head examined.
Well, it's being implemented.
It's a nightmare.
Think of the hacking possibilities.
It's going to be a fantastic world.
And another thing, 23andMe is now co-marketing with some testers.
I don't have any audio examples, but how long before 23andMe says, oh, yeah, we've noticed that anyone with this particular sequence, yeah, they really need to get a vaccine, or they need to get a special vaccine, or something.
Something is coming with that.
Those breast genes, you know, that get people to freak out.
With the BRCA gene.
Yeah, Angelina Jolie had a voluntary massage.
There's others.
Here's Pennsylvania Governor Tom Wolf explaining their app.
He's very excited.
And so today, Dr.
Levine and I are proud to announce the launch of a mobile app, COVID-19 Alert PA, which is a mobile app that you can use to fight the COVID-19 virus.
You can use it to fight the virus, John.
This is a weapon.
You can use it to fight.
Use to fight the COVID-19 virus every day.
Hey, you've got to stop clicking your pen because it triggers people.
Oh, sorry.
It makes me nervous.
Use to fight the COVID-19 virus every day.
It's an app that uses Bluetooth technology to help identify individuals who may have been in close contact with someone else who tested positive for the COVID-19 virus.
Unlike traditional contact tracing, however, it does not require you to know the person you might have come in contact with.
Now, if two people who have this app on their phones come in close contact with one another, say, on a bus or on a subway...
Or in a restaurant or in a store.
And one of these people later test positive for COVID-19, contact the Department of Health.
This app will be able to anonymously, anonymously notify the other person of their potential exposure.
So he did this, you know, it's your typical low Bluetooth energy or Bluetooth low energy app.
And yeah, I'm sure it's all totally secure.
No one knows anything but you.
And then one of the journalists had the audacity to ask the governor exactly, you know, how it works.
Well, this was a mistake.
Can you tell us a little bit more how the app works when it comes to the Bluetooth?
Like, does the Bluetooth connect to the other phones around it?
How are they tracking without tracking location?
Are you doing this just to trap me into sound?
I mean, I'm not a technical person.
All I know is that you download it from the App Store.
It uses Bluetooth technology, which basically allows you to know if you're in close proximity with somebody who might have been in proximity to somebody who has the disease, but it does not tell you who it is.
If you had a GPS system, That system could presumably come back and say, well, you were here, and you were there, and that's where it happened, so now we know a little more about the two of you.
This doesn't happen.
It just tells you that at some point you got in contact with somebody who said they were in contact with somebody who had it.
You might want to call the Department of Health and find out what to do next.
Yeah, what are the chances of that not working when you turn off your location services?
You know, this guy, does he know that almost every smartphone in the world, in fact, I don't know of any that don't have GPS built in?
Yeah, he's saying that that's not a track.
Does he have a clue how these phones even work?
No, clearly he doesn't.
Does he know what a Bluetooth, how far it can go, where it can't go, what it can do, what it can't do, and how is it possible to keep anything anonymous when they all have their own special codes in the headers?
No.
Does he have any of this?
He's just going to blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
It's ludicrous.
Yeah, it is.
Man, I got to tell you, I could not be...
We're the better group of people in these past nine months than Gitmo Nation.
Who else can we talk about?
There's nowhere else we can talk about this in public.
This is the only place.
This is the only place where people will listen to some sanity.
Everyone else has gone nuts and given up.
We've just given up on everything.
They've given up.
They've given up.
My next door neighbor is the two doctors who are like sequestered.
Yes.
They're slammed in there, you know, and they're afraid to go outside and they're afraid to do anything in their own.
Now, they're very strong Democrats and they freaked out when I said, I think Trump's going to be a good president.
That was the last time you saw him, I'll bet.
And so they're out there, you know, watching the sunset just rarely, which they rarely do anymore, on the porch.
And I said, I can talk to him from a distance from my driveway.
Yeah.
And they're going on about something or other, and I'm coming and going.
And she says, this virus now, just like a couple days ago, she says to me, it's expanding exponentially.
Oh, really?
With a logarithmic scale?
This is fabulous.
So I was going to ask her, and she's a doctor, she's a well-educated person.
Mm-hmm.
I was going to ask you, do you really exponentially, do you know what that actually means?
Do you know what the word exponentially means?
Did you look it up?
I would have done all those things in a normal world, but I said, oh yeah, bye.
Nothing.
You're getting nothing out of me.
Oh, yeah.
As predicted, as predicted, what did I say about the mink?
About the what?
About the mink.
The culling of the mink worldwide.
The mink.
Yeah, the minks.
I said they're coming for your pets.
And what do we see?
If you have a dog, you have a 78% higher chance of contracting COVID than non-dog owners.
They're coming for your pets, people.
No, you've left out part of the information.
No, it's if you walk your dog.
Ah, there's the part you left out.
I'm sorry.
Yeah.
I correct myself immediately.
If you walk your dog, you have a 78% higher chance, which I think is complete horseshit.
You think?
But it's an official study, so it's official.
They're coming for your pets.
You watch.
There's going to be pet vaccines.
Yes, there's going to be a COVID pet vaccine.
A pet vaccine.
That's a moneymaker.
It's coming.
You can shoot anything under the dog.
Nobody cares.
It's all coming.
And just wait for it.
Um...
Jay comes in with that story.
Look at this story.
She's at 70, and I look at this study.
This study is some bogus study.
Somebody dreamed up.
It's bullcrap.
But I said, well, think of the good news.
He says, you're a dog walker?
They're going to have to have professional dog walkers because it specifically says people who walk their dogs.
They don't want people out of the house.
So...
If this is true, then don't you have a 78% higher chance of contracting COVID, catching COVID, if you just walk outside in general, even with a mask?
I mean, I don't understand the logic of this study.
No, you're missing the whole point.
The nasty little COVID guys, they're floating around as an aerosol, and they land on the dog's fur.
And then you walk the dog into the house and the dog is covered with these things.
Oh, man.
Doggy shampoo?
It's like fleas.
Doggy shampoo.
We got special COVID doggy shampoo.
There's all kinds of product opportunities.
By the way...
We've got exit strategies right here.
You nailed it.
Hi, I'm Adam Curry.
I used to hate dogs.
Until I found the love of my pooch.
With the new COVID shampoo.
I could sell it.
Maybe just get Willem Devane.
He could sell it.
If we can get that out quick enough, the COVID shampoo for dogs would be a huge money maker.
And throw in, just say, include CBD. If we just say that, it'll sound cool.
Include CBD! It's good for the dog's skin.
It's good for the dog's coat.
Meanwhile...
We have the COVID generation, and we will be talking about Gen Z later on.
Although I heard there were some business presentations in Finland who speak of the COVID generation as Generation Alpha, which I thought was interesting, and that could make sense if everyone's expecting a great reset.
You know, you reset.
So you've got to reset.
It actually fits right into the scheme of things.
It's perfect.
So it could be Gen Alpha, but we'll just call it Gen COVID for now.
They are really getting screwed, particularly with schooling.
Schools are shut down in many states across the United States once again.
We got a note from a teacher, a New York City school teacher.
And I want to share this, as she's a parent and also a teacher in the suburbs of New York City.
So how much school is open here varies from district to district.
In this district, when my kids attend, all kids have gone back five days a week.
But plexiglass cages have been installed on the desks, and children must wear masks at all times.
Plexiglass cages.
My son, 11 years old, has been yelled at many times because he is taking too many mask breaks, which they are allowed to do.
They also have shortened periods considerably so that students have time to switch classes walking single file in one direction only in the hallways.
My daughter has a biology teacher who wears gloves, goggles, and a mask daily who refuses to close the windows and tells the kids to bring a parka.
We're laughing.
As a full-time...
Yes, because it's hilarious.
Yeah, but our teacher is in dire straits.
As a full-time high school teacher myself, I wish this woman would have taken a year's leave so she could be crazy at home instead of in my daughter's classroom.
Now, when the New York State legislature passes a law that allows you to kill babies in the womb at seven, eight, nine months, and they all applaud for it, life doesn't mean much, huh?
Mr.
There's also a third group of students who are all remote learning by choice.
As teachers, we must teach the kids in the room as well as hold a full Google Meet for kids at home and teach everyone at the same time.
Well, you can imagine how that goes.
Last month, a few cases cropped up amongst bus drivers.
The entire transportation department had to quarantine for two weeks, according to New York Public Health.
That shut down our busing, so our ridiculous superintendent decided to shut the entire district down for two weeks.
When parents rightly argued they would drive their kids to school or get them to walk or bike and asked her to please keep the buildings open, she replied that she could not do so because of equity.
Because she felt certain kids could not get a ride to school.
She had to prevent everyone from going to school.
Meanwhile, we are completely prepared and equipped to remote teach and could have easily accommodated those kids, but she closed four elementary schools, one middle school of 1,200 kids and one high school of 1,200 kids for two weeks after they had been closed from March through June.
And this goes on.
And it gets sad, which is, Adam, I wear my mask all day.
I wear glasses, so it's exceedingly difficult.
Yes.
As a spectacle wearer outside of the house, it is very...
You have this too, I believe, John.
You wear glasses outside?
Yes.
No, no.
I wear reading glasses.
Oh, okay.
Now, but when you put them on, if you have a mask on, because sometimes you go to the store, I have to put the reading glass on to read the back of the label to make sure there's no high fructose corn syrup.
Not being that nutty.
Yeah.
But I had to put the glass on.
They fog up immediately, which brings me back to the point.
These masks don't do jack.
If the air is shooting up by the glasses and out the sides, these masks are a joke.
No.
Of course they are.
You saw the study, the study from Denmark, that claims they're completely ineffective, or at least that's the extrapolated result that I've read everywhere.
Now, I will say one thing about the mess that makes them okay.
If you sneeze or cough, it does catch the huge gobs of goo that would be coming out into the air.
Well, this is another thing.
I've been in the supermarket and I had to sneeze.
And you get into the situation where first...
And I'm a loud sneezer.
I can't...
I'm not one of those stifle guys.
So I had to rip the mask off, grab my paper handkerchief, snot into it.
Man, you should have seen them scatter at Whole Foods.
It was glorious.
I bet they did.
I would.
What the hell?
But I didn't want to get the goop on the inside of the mask.
That would have been bad.
This, of course, is all leading to some obvious end goals.
As we are now starting to shift from the COVID-19 to what could possibly be a...
Well, it's the Great Reset, so we're going to use this to usher in the next...
...phase of staying at home, being cautious, being mindful to save everybody.
You could kill somebody.
It could be your fault.
And this is witnessed by the World Economic Forum, who have had the Great Reset podcast for quite a while now.
You should subscribe to it.
The episodes are 20, 25 minutes.
It's great.
You get all the douchebags in handy little bite-sized nuggets.
You can listen to how they're going to ruin everyone's life, likely for their own benefit.
And they just released a new podcast.
What do you think this podcast is all about?
Let us have a listen to the new World Economic Forum podcast now available on podcast apps anywhere.
Our house is still on fire.
This is Thermopylae.
This is Agincourt.
This is the Battle of the Bulge.
We have to rise to this occasion.
The transition isn't going to be easy.
Welcome to House on Fire, a new podcast from the World Economic Forum that brings you closer to the innovators all over the world who are tackling the climate crisis, helping us avert environmental catastrophe and keep our planet habitable. helping us avert environmental catastrophe and keep our planet habitable.
I'm Kiara Kelly.
And I'm James Bray, sort of reporter sidekick.
Kiara asks the questions, I go away and find the answers, or try to.
This week, in our first episode, the question is this.
How can we stop destroying nature?
And this is worth listening to, this podcast, because they have transformed the climate change global warming conversation to one of nature, and that we are not friendly to nature, and we have to learn how to live with nature.
And they don't talk about greenhouse gases or CO2 necessarily, they talk about pollution.
And all the stuff that we kind of grew up with as kids, you know, don't litter, you know, let's get all the smoke out of the air, and now they're equating that to this death event which will start in 2030 and we have to hurry up and be very, very afraid.
It's, um...
Afraid of what?
Of dying.
This is what the...
Every child in school today knows that they will probably not see their old age because climate change is going to kill them and Republicans don't want to do anything about it.
This is what every school child is taught.
We know this.
We know this.
I think you've summarized the whole problem right there.
Yes.
And before we get to that, we will have one more pandemic.
And that will be possibly even before the inauguration date in the United States of the 46th president.
It's coming very soon.
And I know this because Klaus Schwab, the white pussy stroking evil dictator of the World Economic Forum who has the voice and the image to match, said so.
We all know.
But still pay insufficient attention to the frightening scenario of a comprehensive cyber attack which would bring to a complete halt to the power supply, transportation, hospital services, our society as a whole.
The COVID-19 crisis Would be seen in this respect as a small disturbance in comparison to a major cyber attack.
To use the COVID-19 crisis as a timely opportunity to reflect on the lessons the cybersecurity community can draw and improve our preparedness for a potential cyber pandemic.
There you go.
Cyber pandemic, everybody.
Doesn't get any better than that.
The COVID-19 will be nothing compared to...
That's a comic strip blog all of a sudden.
The COVID-19 will be nothing compared to the cyber pandemic.
They're planning...
What the hell is he talking about?
That we're going to get hacked and power and banking systems will go down and we might as well be prepared for it because it's coming.
The cyber pandemic.
It's coming.
It is happening.
How is it a pandemic?
Let's look up the word pandemic.
It's because it will be a worldwide power.
I think a worldwide internet outage is probably what they're going for.
I don't know if it can be done.
I don't know if it can be done.
You have no idea what you're suggesting, dear sir.
The internet, if the internet went down, I think we'd die.
I think the world dies.
Do you know how much crap is connected to the internet that we actually depend on?
Well, I've been advocating against it forever.
Yes, I know.
You've always been saying, we need to turn it off.
This is no good for humanity.
I've said it since about 1990.
I think you're right.
But nobody's listening.
No.
I mean, if it wasn't for the internet, we couldn't do this show.
Wait a minute.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Wait a minute.
We have shortwave radio.
Yes.
Now you're talking.
I think this show would be just as good.
On VHF. Through a repeater.
Might be a little delay.
Might be some latency.
But I'm sure that could be resolved.
Yeah.
Sure.
When the apocalypse comes, we're the guys who are going to save the world, right?
Well, I'm ready for it.
I'm ready for it.
You're ready for it.
Although, you probably won't get very far with your two-meter band once the solar panels run out.
Hey, I can upgrade my license.
Yeah.
Which reminds me, oh jeez, I gotta renew my license.
No, it's good for ten years.
You haven't had that thing ten years, have you?
Yep.
Really?
Really?
Crap, then I'm probably...
How long have I had it?
I haven't had it for 10 years.
I've had it for...
No, you haven't had it as long as me.
No, that's in 2015.
No, I have had it.
No, I got to check it out.
That's a good point.
Okay, let me see.
Maine's rise in COVID-19 cases.
Data shows prolonged face mask use increases risk of catching respiratory illness.
Please ignore.
From Ireland, survey says even a military-enforced quarantine can't stop the virus.
Okay, COVID-19.
South Australia, Adelaide shuts down for six days.
Immediate lockdown.
Oh, baby.
It is just...
I got a couple of CBS reports that talk about this.
All right, let's do this.
Let's do a COV, NYV, which I think is NYC, report from CBS. As you mentioned, New York City Public Schools has canceled all in-person classes beginning tomorrow.
That's after the city has reached a 3% increase.
Now, you remember, it was just eight weeks ago that public schools here reopened.
Today, students received a less than 24-hour notice about tomorrow's closing.
As you can imagine, leaving working parents in an incredibly tough spot.
A painful about-face for New York City.
We do need to close our schools for the coming days.
No one is happy about this decision.
New York City was the first major city to reopen schools this fall, and the decision to close is not sitting well with the parents of the nearly 300,000 children affected.
School is closing tomorrow.
For an undetermined amount of time.
Why?
Muga Yafi has a first grader.
It's really disappointing for parents who are constantly scrambling.
Every day it feels like we're waiting for the shoe to drop.
Adding to the confusion, bars, restaurants and gyms will all remain open.
It was a bitter pill to swallow on a day when one of the leading vaccines got a huge boost.
Gosh.
Hey, this just in.
You know ICAO? That's the Technical Advisory Group for Aviation?
You know, this is the ICAO identifiers for each airport, etc.
Sure.
So they have now listed specifications for the first DTC, digital travel credential, and they will be basing it on the United Nations digital ID that we just heard about.
Yay!
Well, get in line, boy!
Yay!
Super excited about that.
Here's another clip from CBS. This is the dire closings clip.
And while closing schools might be one of the largest indications of just how dire the crisis is becoming, it is far from the most devastating.
As we come on the air, coronavirus has now killed more than 250,000 Americans.
Tonight, a record shattering 76,000 more Americans are hospitalized because of it.
And one out of every five hospitals now says there aren't enough doctors or nurses to keep fighting the daily onslaught of new cases.
There is some big news on the vaccine front tonight, and it is good news.
The drugmaker Pfizer says new data shows its vaccine is actually 95% effective.
That's even better than when it was first announced last week.
Pfizer now says it is days away from seeking emergency approval from the FDA to start giving the shot.
It's going to be a lot of fun to see this Operation, what is it called?
Warp speed.
Yeah, I have a question to ask you.
They announced this vaccine last week, and it was 94% effective.
How in one week did that number change?
What happened?
Did they do another year's worth of study?
There's no explanation.
I've looked myself.
This is just a do-over.
The way they played it was they got new updated information.
That's how I got BioNTech.
Oh no, we got new information from BioNTech and it's now 95%.
They went from 90% and then it was Johnson& Johnson came 92%.
It's like a...
No, Moderna, I think, came out at 90...
94 and a half.
Pfizer came out at 94, then Moderna came out at 94.8.
Whatever it is.
And then Pfizer came out at 95.
Yeah.
This is bull crap.
Yeah.
Yeah, it is.
But that shouldn't surprise you.
I don't think.
I have...
I hate to pull a clip from this guy.
I like his material, but it's just another podcast.
I mean, it's like pulling a clip from your next-door neighbor.
Paul J. Watson.
He had his other podcast.
Joseph Paul Watson.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I got Paul Jay.
I'm calling him Paul Jay.
His name is now Paul Jay from now on.
Got it.
He had another podcaster on the show, this guy Dellingpole.
Oh yeah, we played a clip from Dellingpole not too long ago, didn't we?
Yeah, this I think is a different clip, I think.
I could be wrong.
No, no, it's okay.
But, before we play that clip, I do have one clip which I think refers back to our original clips about the guy in Edmonton bitching and moaning about the hysteria.
Mm-hmm.
And this is a clip that just was kind of out of the blue, and I thought it'd be worth playing because I kind of remember, but I don't remember, but I still think it was maybe we talked about it.
This is the Kov Paul J. Watson notices odd survey clip.
Very short.
But then you had another survey, which I've talked about many times.
It didn't get much press attention.
They did a survey in numerous major Western countries and in the UK, and this was mirrored throughout the Western world, They found that the average Brit...
This is the average Brit...
So 5 million people in the UK alone had died from coronavirus.
Now, of course, the actual figure, and that includes the people with comorbidities who would have unfortunately died anyway in the weeks or months that followed, the actual figure is 50,000.
What does it say about the power of media hysteria?
Because that's the only thing I can imagine it's based on, that Brits literally think 100 times more people have died from COVID-19 than is actually the case.
Yeah, that doesn't surprise me at all.
What?
It doesn't surprise me at all.
No, it doesn't surprise me either.
But it's like one of these servers that came out and then the media looks at it and goes, oops, let's back, don't discuss this.
Right.
Shh, quiet.
Well, they're too busy.
You know, Boris Johnson announced his 10-point green plan for 250,000 jobs.
Although, I've noticed something about these Green New Deals.
Maybe you've picked up on this.
They're talking more about hydrogen than ever before.
Oh, they have.
Yes, yes.
They've started ramping up hydrogen again.
I have no idea, but I've seen a lot of stories, especially about the hydrogen-powered car.
Yes, hydroxy booster.
I was trending on that years ago.
This was a...
Remember?
Oh, yeah.
Well, you had it from a different perspective, but I'd actually gone out when the hydrogen-powered cars were really being promoted, which was probably about 10 years ago.
There was one.
Everyone had built one.
Yeah, everyone had built one.
And I went to the test track and got to drive all of them.
How were they?
They make a whining sound when you punch it.
They all do, because they all use the same fuel cell.
Huh.
And so when you punch it, I mean, they're fine.
They drive like a normal car.
You wouldn't notice any difference.
The acceleration rate is a little different.
Not horrible.
I mean, they do accelerate, but it accelerates a little bit like a turbo.
It kind of like accelerates faster.
Right.
It probably had a turbo.
Exponentially.
Yes.
And so...
But when you're driving it around and you floor it, if you're test driving, you always do that.
You floor it, it goes...
It makes this horrible sound of a banshee.
Oh, so it's not like a turbine engine, a jet engine that's all cool?
No, it makes a screaming sound.
It's like it's screaming at you to stop doing that.
Now, do you literally fill up the tank with water?
No, it's filled up with hydrogen.
Oh, okay.
So you're not producing the hydrogen on board.
No, no.
These are hydrogen-powered, and there's hydrogen stations around still.
You can still get hydrogen.
And it, surprisingly, according to...
I've never filled up a tank, but people who have, they say it fills up rather quickly.
It's highly compressed.
Is that like...
Because back in the 70s, when I was growing up in Amsterdam, there was quite...
And they got rid of it later...
But there was quite a lot of people who had LPG, liquid petroleum gas.
Yes, those are still available.
Actually, in the Bay Area, you can get the full pass, the free pass of being all the HPV lines, not HPV, but HOC, high occupancy vehicles.
Oh, if you have one of those?
The express lanes.
If you have LPG, you can do that.
In fact, Becky Worley, who used to work at Leo's operation, you know her.
ABC. She used...
Yes, she was at ABC. She had an LPG car.
Now, the reason why is apparently there's been some new developments in electrolysis, so the actual creation.
Because from what I understood, it was always...
It took a lot of energy to create the energy, and it just didn't make sense.
It took more energy...
Then you got back.
Right.
So you have to put in 3x energy to get 2x back, yeah.
Right, right.
It's still the case.
Don't let them kid you.
Well, so that's what Boris Johnson is talking about, and I'm not quite sure why this is cropped up.
I don't know of any super new developments that would make it, you know, a real usable source.
I have a hunch.
Okay.
Okay.
I think that the battery technology that Elon Musk and the rest of them are promoting, I think it's so, they don't want to talk about it.
Everyone knows this.
It's so destructive to the environment to get the lithium out of these different parts of the world where you have to just, you know, tear up the place to get it out.
Yeah.
It's environmentally unsound, and I think there's some other issues, like they blow up.
I don't, you know, things maybe.
Not that a hydrogen car wouldn't blow up.
Yeah.
But I think that there's something wrong with the battery technology.
You mean that it just, well, it's not all that great.
I got another reason, too.
Okay.
When you go, if you have a hydrogen car where you pump hydrogen into the tank, you can tax that.
Yeah, of course.
Of course.
And as you've seen by headlines, I put one of them in the newsletter, that because of all these electric cars, they're losing all kinds of benefits from taxing the gasoline.
And they're going to have to charge people per mile to drive the car, and nobody's putting up with that.
Well, because you say, hey, you wanted me to get an electric car to save the environment.
Now I got an electric car and you're going to charge me money just because I bought it?
It'll probably be cheaper than staying home.
You know, Deutsche Bank wants 5% extra income tax for working from home because you're not contributing.
Slave.
It's another one.
Slave.
Yes, as we talked about in the last show.
Yeah, you're not contributing.
So all these things that you're trying to push instead of letting things happen naturally, they're backfiring left and right.
They're still going all out.
New Zealand, by the way, is going to make their SDGs by 2030.
You've got to use SDG just from time to time in your normal parlance.
It's the Sustainable Development Goals from the United Nations 2030, so you've just got to throw it in.
Yeah, well, no agenda is really compliant with the SDGs, and we're on track for a great 2030.
I think we can make that statement.
I do want to play a couple of Delling polled clips because the guy's highly entertaining.
Yes, he is.
And he's on, here he is on the other guy's show, but it's worth listening to.
And it did relate, it relates a little bit to the climate change.
He puts the, connects the doping.
I'm going to play these clips in advance.
I want to say there's nothing that any of these people have said on today's show that we haven't talked about months ago.
Right.
Let's play Delling Poll 1.
Junk scientists pushing the coronavirus scare is exactly the same MO of the junk scientists pushing the fake scare about climate change.
Climate change was a kind of handy pseudoscientific excuse for transforming the world economy in the interest of this same shadowy elite.
And it's not a conspiracy theory.
I mean, when I wrote a book about this 10 years ago, a book called Watermelons, you know, green on the outside, red on the inside, I set out to answer the question, why...
If global warming isn't really a problem, if mankind isn't contributing dangerously to global warming through his carbon dioxide emissions, then why would so many people, so many different sources claim that it is?
Why would the scientists be saying this?
The NGOs be saying this.
Why would politicians be going along with this?
Why would businesses be going along with this?
And the answer is that it's a kind of concatenation of shared interests.
They all have a It's not a conspiracy so much as it suits them all to aim for this goal because ultimately what they want to do is gain more power over the rest of us.
The climate change thing was just a convenient excuse, but then a better one came along in the form of COVID-19.
In a way, I think that what's happened this year, the way that people have often proved so credulous in the face of this, what is in fact just like a dose of bad flu, it's certainly no more...
No more fatal and deadly than, say, the Hong Kong flu of 1968.
You see, I'm going to disagree with what he said there.
He said the whole point was to do this with climate change, then COVID came along.
No.
No, I think this was always the plan.
It was supposed to happen in 2016, except Hillary Clinton didn't get elected.
So now they push it out as they believe Joe Biden will become president.
That's what's going on here.
And now that we've all become used, and you're right, what we've said before, now that we're all used to lockdowns and we understand being compliant, we're going to be told to do this for a climate change lockdown weekend or an extra week tacked onto your vacation, which won't be a vacation because you have to work, but you have to work from home.
Staycation.
Staycation, yes.
By the way, did you, as our producer advised, did you buy any paper products or check on your inventory?
We did tell everybody on the last show that our Walmart insider, because it's happening.
The idiots are making a run again.
Well, actually, they pointed us out on the ABC News rundown, which we could play if we want, but I'm going to skip it.
Okay.
But I went to Costco.
All the Kirkland toilet paper is already gone.
And that is some of the shittiest toilet paper there is.
No, not...
Well, that's a funny pun, but...
Yeah, I don't like it.
In fact, it's not a bad toilet.
The Kirkland we get out here is its top drawer.
We have the Kirkland here.
I don't like it.
I am a Charmin guy.
Well, they have Charmin, too, and I ended up having to buy the Charmin.
But they had no paper towels whatsoever.
So I had to go to the grocery outlet where they had tons of paper towels and toilet paper.
Yeah, because they're always the last to find out.
And I bought some paper towels to catch up a little bit, but...
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
In fact, ABC News pointed this out to make it worse.
They should have not reported it, but no, they reported it.
Well, let's play that.
And here we go again with the toilet paper bullcrap.
Do you have a clip for the toilet paper bullcrap?
Oh, I think it's...
No, I don't think you have any.
I don't see an ABC report.
No, it's not specific, but it's part of the...
I think it's the...
Okay, I'm not going to do...
Well, I could do the whole thing.
This is the...
Well, you want to finish Dellingpole first, or do you want to go to the ABC? Let's finish...
Well, let's finish Dellingpole.
This is part two of Climate COVID. Even in the winter of 2017-2018, I think that the excess winter deaths in the United Kingdom were about 50,000.
So, you know, about the same that has died of or with coronavirus.
Well, we didn't shut down the economy in 2017-2018 to deal with the flu of that year.
But what I'm saying is that...
People have bought into the government scientist scare story far too readily.
And I think the reason for that is that they've been softened up over a period of decades.
I mean, since you could argue at least the Rio Earth Summit of 1992.
Of course.
So that's 1992, what is that?
Yeah.
30 years ago almost.
So people have been bombarded with information about how the world is doomed.
It's all our fault.
We've got to end our ways.
We've got to change our behavior because the old normal cannot be allowed to exist anymore.
We have to have a new normal.
And people have been buying into this stuff because they're kind of used to the idea now that scientists know better than they do what to do.
Scientists are experts, and of course, scientists are the same kind of technocrats that the people from the technocracy cult worship.
Scientists apparently know better than anybody else, better than you or I, how we should spend our daily budget, how we should allocate our resources, what we should need in our daily lives, whether or not we need to fly, whether or not we need to drive, etc., etc.
We have become sort of willing dupes of this technology.
Ah!
This is very good what he's saying here, which ties into a short clip that I pulled.
We'll come around to it later.
I watched the entire Dorsey-Zuckerberg hearing.
And although he didn't...
I mean, he kind of closed out his point much later on, which I didn't include in this 47 seconds.
It ties in exactly to what Delling Poll is saying.
Listen.
Do you have somebody on your staff who protects you from reading things that they think you shouldn't?
No.
Mr.
Zuckerberg, do you believe everything you read?
No, Senator.
Why not?
Because a lot of things are incomplete or incorrect.
So you exercise your own judgment?
Yes, Senator.
Do you have somebody on your staff whose job is to filter things that they think you should not be reading?
Senator, not externally, although I would hope that the teams that I work with internally do their best to make sure that the information that they're presenting me with are always accurate.
So his point is so obvious.
You are somehow smarter than the rest of the world, and you don't need someone telling you whether it's dangerous for you to read something.
You clearly don't think everything is true that is out there, yet you don't have people checking the information that comes to you like a food taster.
So why do you force everybody else into this?
That is what the technocratic democracy is about.
That's what they want.
I think that was lost on those two, actually.
I don't think they understood.
If anyone wants to read a book from the 70s called The Technological Society by Jacques Ellul, which is spelled E-L-L-U-L, this is all he talks about.
Yeah, it's very good.
He talks about the technocratic future, which is basically a bunch of experts.
This is why the Brexit actually happened, because they got sick of these bureaucrats in Brussels, you know, giving them specifications on every aspect of their lives.
You can't buy a pillow unless you've got this many feathers.
You can't do this.
The lines on the street have to be this wide.
One thing after another, because these guys got nothing else to do, so they speck out everything and everything that affects you, because heaven forbid that the line on the street is not the right width.
Well, things are changing, and I'm pretty sure we've predicted this or talked about it, but we are now looking at a postmodern new media landscape that is appearing.
And it's being driven down political and ideological lines.
We've seen an actual exodus from Fox News.
People are leaving Fox News in droves, going to Newsmax, apparently, primarily.
In fact, Morning Joe had better ratings than Fox and Friends.
That's a first in a long time.
And it looks like people are moving to two new walled gardens.
At least that's what I think they will become.
And instead of Twitter, conservatives, let me put it that way, are moving to Parler.
Parler, isn't it Parler?
They pronounce it Parler.
Parler.
And Parler would be with a Z, and this was an R. And the new YouTube is Rumble.
And something is hurting somewhere because YouTube, many people have mentioned this, that they see now at least a minimum of three ads before the video starts.
Now, I have an ad blocker.
Actually, I'm using the Dissenter browser.
And what YouTube now does is it tries to play me three ads.
I have to refresh them to refresh the page, and then it'll finally play.
But it's three.
And we know that they were shoving political ads in front of kid TV programs.
I think that they've now deplatformed so many people and demonetized so much that they're running out of inventory.
And now they send out a little note to everybody about YouTube's right to monetize.
A change in policy.
YouTube has the right to monetize all content on the platform and ads may appear on videos from channels not in the YouTube Partner Program.
Just so you know, you can no longer have videos on YouTube that will not have ads.
Well, they do have this right.
It's their platform.
They can do what they want.
I have no complaint about it, but it does ruin the experience to an extreme.
And people are going to start moving away.
There's trouble ahead, because people are tired of it.
There's trouble ahead.
In River City.
There's trouble ahead.
There arrives with beer or something.
I'm telling you, there is.
And, of course, podcasts.
People are moving to the podcasts.
There's too many podcasts.
No, there's never too many podcasts.
That's not true.
Oh my God, there's probably...
I know there was over a million about a year ago, and now there's got to be two, three million podcasts.
Everybody and their sister...
Well, you're wrong.
You're wrong.
I happen to run podcastindex.org, which is the Podcasting 2.0 website, and we have the stats...
You have the stats for what?
You don't have the stats for Podbean?
Yes, I do.
I have the stats for everybody.
We have all the stats.
We do.
Of the podcasts that are live, which means there's been a published event within the past six months.
There's 1,333,094 feeds.
Oh, I'm so off.
Yeah, you said 3 million.
That's just not 3 million.
It's a lot smaller when you look at how many have updated in the past three days.
It's only 86,000.
In the past 60 days, only 352,000.
So it's less than you think.
You know, it's a good thing we got in when we did.
I know.
It's a good thing we got in when, I don't know, we started it.
Is that what you were trying to say?
We got in when we did.
Please.
And without it, we would miss some of the most beautiful chat moments.
And I think Megan Kelly is a prototype podcaster.
She is a natural-born podcaster.
And she's really opening up a lot, which everyone enjoys listening to her.
Here she is with Janice Dean.
I remember the first time I was on Air, Megan, and I wore like a business suit.
And the phone call came like 30 seconds later.
Yeah.
Burn that business suit!
That reminds me of when I tried to dye my hair brown.
I had gotten a divorce from my first husband, and I was going through one of those skin-shedding moments where it's like, okay, I'm the new me.
And I cut my hair short, and I dyed it brown.
And I'll never forget Brit Hume coming into the office, and he said, I have a message from Mr.
Ailes.
He hired a blonde, and he wants a blonde.
Okay.
Back to blonde.
And I actually checked my contract because, of course, I'm a lawyer.
And it did say that he had the right to tell me no if I wanted to make any major changes to my look.
And so he actually had the legal right to tell me.
And then I wound up doing all this research on how much control they could have over me in terms of what I wore.
Although I will say, everybody thinks that Fox has this no pants.
That doesn't sound right.
Mandate, no pants allowed.
It's no pants day!
I really like that they sent Brit Hume to tell her.
Can you imagine Brit Hume?
That's an in-depth discussion these women have in that show.
Come on, it's what we used to discuss because we know how it really goes and now they're lifting the kimono.
They're lifting the veil.
They're saying, look, it's really true.
This is how it works.
And by the way, I signed the contract.
I love this.
Where else can you get that information?
Well...
Yeah, I guess.
I was hoping that you'd actually have a clip of her doing a bunch of...
She's doing schtick.
That's what I'm waiting for.
No, she doesn't do schtick very well.
Yet.
Who knows?
It's wonderful, that podcasting thing.
Well, let me finish with this last Dellingpole rant, which is pretty good.
I didn't want to do more than two of these clips, but then this guy went on a roll and I said, put it in there.
This will be entertaining.
I sometimes refer to this year, Paul, as the perfect storm of stupid, because there have been so many currents leading up to this.
It's like kind of, all the currents have joined up to meet like a sort of massive festering boil, which has finally burst in our faces.
Yeah.
So you've got things like the...
Oh, how you excoriated me!
...the junk science establishment, which I've already mentioned.
You've got years of dumbing down of the education system under people like Tony Blair...
You've got, again, Tony Blair's fault, the creation of this university system whereby 50% of the youth population goes to uni to do their worthless degrees in kind of my little pony studies with advanced poi and windsurfing.
And these kids come out of university thinking, well, hey, I went to uni.
I'm really bright.
I know my shit.
And in fact, they really, really don't.
They've got these half-baked ideas about how science works.
And they think, yeah, trust the scientists.
I listen to programmes on Radio 4 every week on BBC Radio telling me that scientists are these really clever people.
Clever people.
And then you have these kind of wacky BBC-approved scientists like, what's that, pouty-mouthed astronomer bloke, you know, who's got a northern accent.
Yeah, exactly.
And Brian Cox, he tells you that Global warming's definitely happening, and he looks kind of sexy, and he's got big lips, and he used to be in a band called Deream.
So, hey, he's got youth credibility looks, and he's got an astronomy degree or physics or something, so he must know what he's talking about if he says global warming is real.
You see what I'm getting at?
There's a sort of combination of...
Absolute ignorance and at the same time outrageous self-belief, outrageous false intellectual confidence.
Yeah, but it's a little worse than that.
He could have taken it further.
I mean, it's not just that people, you know, have been taught that scientists, that scientists are the ones, oh, they're so smart, we need to follow them.
They'll listen to non-scientists, as long as you call yourself a doctor, like Dr.
Tedros.
We knew that a vaccine would be essential for bringing the pandemic under control, which is why...
WHO proposed the ACT Accelerator, but it's important to emphasize that a vaccine will complement the other tools we have, not replace them.
A vaccine on its own will not end the pandemic.
Surveillance will need to continue.
People will still need to be tested, isolated, and cared for.
Contacts will still need to be traced and quarantined.
Communities will still need to be engaged, and individuals will still need to be careful.
We still have a long road to travel.
I mean, what happened to this pandemic won't end until we have a vaccine?
I mean, I heard this many times.
Well, good point.
You have heard it, and so have I, and so is the audience.
And yet here we are.
And now it's changed.
Yes.
So, we need a worldwide revolt.
Resist we much!
And with that, I'd like to thank you for your courage and say in the morning to you, the man who put the C right in the cyber pandemic, John C. Dvorak!
Well, in the morning to you, too.
Also, in the morning to all ships and sea boots on the ground, feet in the air, subs in the water, and the dames and knights out there.
Yes, in the morning to our trolls in the troll room.
We have a lot of fun stuff coming up, trolls.
You're going to like it.
We have just shy of 1,800 trolls on a Thursday.
It's kind of like a six-car Zephyr, I guess.
But anyway, they're there, and you can join them.
Hello, hands up.
They're at noagendastream.com.
You can go there.
You can listen to a stream, which is 24 hours a day, seven days a week.
We've got live shows, live show after live show, in fact.
On the Wednesday night, we have the Nick the Rat Show live.
On the Thursday morning, we have Darren O'Neill with the Rock and Roll pre-show.
Then the No Agenda Show.
It just goes on and on and on.
And you can join in, hang out with trolls.
Troll, to your heart's content, there's almost no rules.
It's noagendastream.com.
When you're there, ask for an invite.
You have to ask them for an invite.
Don't email me.
Ask them.
You've got to jump through one hoop.
You can ask Doug.
Doug, that's right.
You can just go in there and type exclamation mark NA social.
And Doug will tell you, we'll give you a URL.
You can use that.
You can join noagendasocial.com, which is our federated social network, which has a lack of algo.
So you get what is on the tin.
You come in, you start at the top, you scroll down.
Once you see something you've already seen, then you're done.
There's no algorithms trying to keep you locked in, et cetera.
And it's federated, so it works across the entire universe of these new alternatives to the silos and the lock-ins.
So go ahead.
Go to noagendasocial.com.
Then we need to congratulate the artist for episode 1290.
We titled that one Shred and Burn.
And this artwork was brought to us by...
Let me just get it here.
Correct a record.
Again, an assortment of art that was just off the hook.
So much good stuff.
This was the No Agenda, I Voted...
And we saw it was a red background, one of our favorites.
We had the red and yellow theme for the Chinese Communist Party and the I Voted sticker, which featured a communist flag.
And I think that kind of summed it up.
That's how everyone felt.
It makes a lot of sense.
I thought you had a specific thing you wanted to mention.
I could be wrong.
No, there was a couple of things that we liked, that we both liked.
The I Voted one wasn't the first place.
I liked Bild Bach better.
That was cute.
Yeah, that was definitely not going to get picked.
I liked it, though.
Yeah, you did.
You got Bill Buck better.
There was a bunch of Kraken pictures of the Kraken.
Yeah, it doesn't really work.
Yeah, it wasn't any good.
Somebody, you know, some people don't realize that the coronavirus image is banned and they sent one in with it.
Yeah, can't be used in that.
It's totally banned, yes.
There's a lot.
There's usable stuff.
But we picked this.
What I would like to say about the No Agenda art, if you want to understand how phenomenal this is, grab your smartphone, go to NoAgendaShow.com, and then click on the full episode archive.
And what you get is you get every single image that we've used just all the way back to the beginning.
Almost.
Yeah, almost.
And you can just scroll through it.
You just scroll and every single piece, like, holy crap.
It is sexy.
The art looks so sexy.
We could not be more appreciative of what our artists do.
I already see some fun things coming in for this show.
This site came after an original site, which we've long since forgotten.
That posted art.
It wasn't as good as this site.
This site came later.
And the original site seems to have been lost to history.
And I think the art is all missing from the first hundred shows or so.
Oh, really?
What I'm talking about is just go to our main show site, not the art generator.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I was thinking of the art.
So that's all the art that we've chosen.
So those are the selected art.
And the mobile view...
Oh, it's dynamite.
Yeah.
No one, no one has this.
It's because we together produce the best podcast in the universe.
We ask for your time, your talent, your treasure.
Time for the treasure portion of the show as we congratulate our executive producers and associate executive producers for their support of episode 1296.
Indeed, and we do have a few people to thank.
Now, a lot of people got notes in in various ways, and of course, they never put, they say, see a note, but then they say it's anonymous, and the note, it was just a nightmare.
And the first guy that comes up here, which is Sonny, I'm not going to say his last name, or her last name, because I don't know, maybe he or she wants to be anonymous, but it's in Wichita, Kansas, 1000, there's no note.
No note at all.
You might have a note, I don't have a note.
I looked earlier.
I want to thank Sonny for the donation.
Yeah, phenomenal.
Tony Cabrera, meanwhile, 859.16.
And Tony...
We know Tony.
Tony writes in, TM John and Adam, the morning.
In close, you'll find our latest share of No Agenda Shop profits.
This is Tony in the No Agenda Shop.
Ah, of course.
All right.
Wow.
We just added our biggest collection of products ever, disaster attire that designates the FEMA region listeners can call home, featuring art by Sir Boiled Peanut of No Agenda Buttons fame.
Huh.
Order soon to guarantee a No Agenda Christmas.
But wait, there's more.
As our gift to the show, we have redirected NoAgendaRadio.com directly to the No Agenda stream.
Oh, how about that?
With that, I'd like to thank you for your courage.
Actually, NoAgendaRadio.com is not a bad URL. That's a great URL. Which we all need to survive against the massive deplatforming wave that will only get stronger with Build Back Biden in office.
Some go karma is all I ask.
Okay, so we got that.
You've got karma.
Sean Smith is next on the list for $337 even from Belmont, North Carolina.
And he sent an email, which I have in front of me.
I get the proper pair of reading glasses out.
Gentlemen, I tried to send this note through PayPal three different times with the note attached and got an error each time.
Perhaps it was too long.
It wasn't too long.
I don't know why.
Who knows?
Some people can't do it on their phone.
I don't know what the deal is.
Now, I want to give you a couple of jingle requests.
Okay.
There's three.
Clippity-clop, which you'll never find.
Yeah, I will.
Two to the head and falling off cliff.
Guy falling off cliff.
What's the guy?
That's just the guy screaming.
I know what it is.
Okay, clippity-clop, two to the head, guy falling off cliff.
Okay.
That's pretty much it.
I can do it.
I can do it live.
I turned 50 on November 16th.
Aha!
Please add me to the list.
Aha.
Okay, there we go.
So that's Sean Smith.
And 50 on when?
The 16th.
Okay.
Got it.
And he also, to make your life even more miserable, decided to give myself a knighthood as a celebration, accounting attached.
I also decided to be in Key West on my birthday.
And let me tell you, boys, 33 was everywhere.
I believe it.
Stop for dinner and gas mileage show 333 miles in the tank.
Dinner at the Blue Heaven is 133.30.
Flight home, row 33, seat, C333, C333, etc.
Cue magic number jingle if Adam is so inclined.
Yeah, we can do that for you.
33, that's the magic.
Now, I want to mention that with all these 33s, he donated $337.
What's wrong with you, Matt?
I just found it ironic.
Okay.
So he's got his knighthood coming.
He doesn't say...
No, Sean N. Smith, future knight.
That's all.
He doesn't have any special name or any requests.
Okay.
That makes it easier.
Yes.
But let me finish.
Okay.
My roommate chipped in $100 for my nighthood, so thank you to Cheryl.
Also, thank you to Anonymous for turning me on to the show.
He said, you question everything just like these guys.
You should be listening.
So here I am.
My stepfather was diagnosed with lymphoma and leukemia recently and has been fighting through the treatments, so F cancer would be appreciated.
Thank you both.
Thank you for the show.
So he's got this three jingles plus F cancer.
Thank you for the show.
The dedication and courage.
Keep up the dedication and the courage to continue.
Well, you're going to have to do the Armageddon because you're right.
I can't find that one.
So that'll be right after Two to the Hedge.
It's clippity clock. The message is clear. Just clippity clock.
You've got karma.
Well done, sir.
Well done.
You're welcome.
Well done.
I can't get a bit part.
Oh well.
Oh well.
I do.
I got all the talent, but this is where it ends.
It ends.
Alright, onward with...
Oh, why don't you take this one?
Yeah, hold on.
It was Sean Smith, right?
I just put him on the...
Sean Smith.
So he's also a knight?
We're also knighting him?
Yeah, that's what he says.
I have something...
Counting attached.
Hold on a second.
I just have something...
Well, I'll read this while you're doing that.
Yeah, please.
Ross in Calabasas, California.
33333, which would have been more appropriate for Sean Smith.
You can refer to me as Roz.
I'm finally jumping in with an executive producer donation.
You might know me by previous contributions to the show in the form of stingers and jingles.
I'm the guy who created the following evergreens.
Douchebag!
You've been de-douched.
New world order!
Bullshit and MILF. The short and better version.
Please play them all in that order.
If Adam wants to.
We play them a lot already.
I can probably do that.
No, actually, to be honest about it, you've got other requests, so I think...
No, you don't.
I'm sorry.
Attaches a picture of my wife in a bikini.
Yes.
Pause for a second.
Just kidding.
It's her fully clothed in our backyard.
She looks damn good in a bikini, but she wouldn't approve me sending it.
Good for her.
Since we were listening together right now, I sent my freak out with a bikini joke.
Why would you even want to do that?
Why do you want to send a picture of your wife to two dudes on a podcast?
Let's just be honest about it.
Well, she's a really attractive woman.
She is very attractive.
She's just showing off.
Oh, he's throwing shade on us.
Hey, look at her, you know.
You guys top this, dudes.
Anyway, it's her sexy voice you hear.
She's the one that does the de-douching.
Mm-hmm.
You've been de-douched.
Hey, listen.
You've been de-douched.
Wow.
That's so nice.
I mean, we have indeed played this for years and years and years.
Did you give us a date?
Now you have a sexy face with a sexy voice.
She suggested I finally make a financial contribution after 11 years of listening.
She's a smart lady.
Yes.
Well, you wouldn't have gotten this note read otherwise, that's for sure.
I found a show after listening to John on Cranky Geeks after originally hearing him in Twit on Twit.
Jingles were recorded ten years ago when we lived in Arizona and Minnesota.
After a stint in southwest Ohio, we're now in the SoCal area.
I'm writing this note to you from Zuma Beach.
Thank you for the continued...
Go to one of the meetups down there.
Thanks for the continued good work.
And she can go de-douche people in real life.
Yeah, there you go.
You've been de-douched.
All right, let's play.
Hope to see you both at a meet-up sometime.
Playing in order, douchebag, you've been de-douched, new world order, bullshit, and milf, he made them all!
Douchebag!
You've been de-douched.
Order!
Order!
Bullshit!
Shut up, say milf!
It's not like that's not the one he wants.
He wanted the new milf.
How about some new jingles, dude?
That's one mother I'd like to.
Yeah, really.
Time for some new jingles, man.
11 years.
Come on.
Come on, man.
Come on, man.
Becky Anonymous is next on the list from $333.33.
This donation is on behalf of my smoking hot husband, Rob, who just turned 40.
I may or may not be on the birthday list.
I don't think so.
He has been listening to your show for quite a few years, but has never donated, so for his birthday, I would like for him to be officially de-douched.
You've been de-douched.
Maybe they don't want him on the birthday list.
Over the years, he's tried multiple times to hit me in the mouth, but no success until earlier this year with the onset of COVID mania.
Now No Agenda is at the top of my regular podcast rotation.
As we often start conversations with, have you listened to the latest No Agenda yet?
The show has definitely kept us both sane through a very trying year.
Good.
You're welcome.
For jingles, I would like to request China is Asshole, Orange Man Bad, Don't Eat Me Bo Jiden, and Come On Man.
As well as some TPP jobs karma.
Also, if it is all possible at some point, not sure if it is, we would love to hear the chorus of the epic end-of-show song that was Dogs in the Stroller.
Thank you both for your courage.
We already have a lot of...
I think we have a lot of end-of-show mixes, but I'll see if I can fit that in for you, for sure.
Chinese asshole!
Orange Man Bad.
Orange Man Bad.
Come on, man!
Jobs!
You've got karma.
Yeah, you left that donate me bo-jiting.
Oh.
I did...
Oh, I had...
That's weird.
I haven't...
You played Orange Man Bad twice.
That's what happened.
Uh...
There we go.
Sorry about that.
Good enough.
Marshall Carpenter is next on the list from Shreveport, Louisiana, 333.00.
Greetings, Podfather, from the Sodfather.
I'm donating today towards my son, Reese's Nighthood.
He's the one who hit me in the mouth, and today is his 18th birthday.
Also not on the list, as far as I can tell.
He is a Ronamo who just scored a 33 in his ACT and pretty much paid for his college, so I figured I'd better get him de-douched.
You've been de-douched.
He's not a typical teenager.
He's deleted all social media.
That's a start.
Worked with me all summer putting in irrigation systems and landscaping and never complained.
He gets up at 4.30 every morning and works out before school and makes his own money playing piano at a local steakhouse.
Or used to when they were open anyways.
Can we hear 33 is the magic number?
Coincidentally, the largest Sharpton, the affiliate, the longest Sharpton the affiliates will allow and some TPP jobs.
Karma, thank you for your courage.
Marshall Carpenter.
Yes, except I'm still stuck on his birthday.
Yeah, how old does he turn?
He's going to be 18.
18, okay.
Today.
18 today, as a matter of fact.
18 today.
We'll put that on the list.
33, that's the magic number.
It's the magic number.
R-E-S-P-I-C-T. Jobs. Jobs. Jobs. Jobs. Jobs. Jobs. Jobs.
And you've got karma.
Nick Foster's next on the list, Bear.
Baron of Kearney, Missouri.
In Kearney, Missouri.
333.0.
Didn't I say buy Bitcoin?
Stop being poor.
Baron of Kearney, Missouri.
Yes, don't worry.
I'm all in.
Jason Michalowski in New Brighton, Minnesota Nuts, 333.
I found you through the JRE podcast.
Please keep up the logic and get bigger.
Bigger?
Bigger.
Get bigger.
That's what she said.
Andrew Hall, 333.
Please see Donation Note.
And we have one here.
Okay, Andrew Hall.
Andrew Hall.
I wrote two versions of my note.
Oh, this...
Yeah.
I'm going to say something at the outset here.
He wrote two versions of his note.
The short version and then War and Peace.
Now, you wrote...
War and Peace and then some trilogy.
Well, John, let's just talk about this for a second, because we love doing the donation segment, but people are taking advantage of the donation segment.
Are we going to have to do something stupid, like a character limit?
Because just saying, sorry for the War and Peace, where we agreed to read all donation notes, I mean, you're holding everything up.
I mean, I hate to have to put in some kind of...
I hate rules!
Well, this is the reason that we stopped reading notes of between 50 and 200, because people started taking advantage of it.
Um...
This is a four-page note.
He's got a short version.
I'm going to read part of it.
But I think we are going to put something in place.
A lot of these are coming over from Rogan.
We have notes in the lower donation segment, so you don't read notes.
And they're writing long notes.
But I'm going to read this one from part of it.
I'm Andrew.
This is my first donation, so he needs a dedouching.
You've been dedouched.
I've been listening since July after my douchebag cousin Alex from Flower Mound at Texas hit me in the mouth.
Very good.
There's a big mound in Flower Mound and apparently it's an Indian burial ground.
I heard your commentary on Gen Z, the University of Arkansas on sour beer, last show, and I knew I had to donate.
I wanted to show a little Gen Z rep just donations for my own income, by the way.
I'm a 23-year-old mechanical engineer grad from the University of Arkansas, yet another one, and I'm working my ass off traveling doing paint inspections for a large department store that has locations across the U.S. and making a lot of money doing it.
Now, I've noticed there's a lot of Gen Zs that are workaholics, even though your contact with your Gen Z is a person that doesn't want to work.
So this is something we have to discuss at some point.
I'm going to just...
It goes on too long.
Well, let's just say this.
In general, since two shows ago, we started talking about Gen Z, received a lot of emails from...
I'd say 22, 23-year-olds, very smart, switched on, are not buying the propaganda, but they all do have one thing in common.
They write a lot.
Long, long pieces.
Let me skip to the end of his note.
Yes, they're long-winded.
Some of them just put on podcasts and yak and yak and yak and really say nothing.
I truly believe the unpatriotic feelings from at least part of my generation comes from a rejection of our patriotic elders and crooked politicians.
That comes from the schools.
Hello.
You know what the University of Arkansas says?
University of Arkansas, communist school from the looks of it.
Don't you think?
I know people who graduated from the Communist School of Arkansas, so it does not surprise me that you say this.
When we look at the leaders in our country and see Donald Trump, I think a lot of us see socialism as a better option.
Wow.
Yeah.
Again, University of Arkansas thinking here.
We're going to grow out of it, but please try to cut us some slack.
No, that's not what we do on this show.
We don't cut slack.
By the way, sour beer was disgusting.
If you're going to drink something sour, drink a For Loco or something that tastes more like fermented Jolly Rancher.
This is the kind of note we get.
I know the short version of this note isn't so short.
I'm sorry.
Thanks again.
You'll hear from me again.
Andrew Cupps.
His nickname is Cupps.
And did he want any jingles?
Actually, Andrew, what I'm going to do is I'm going to take the second half of your note and edit it a little bit and probably publish it.
On the sub-stack.
Maybe on Substack as a note from a Z. I can do that.
You should do a whole Z series on Substack.
Call it Zubstack.
Zubstack.
Zubstack.
Yes.
Zubstack, Zubstack.
Okay, onward.
Yes.
Onward to our associate executive producer.
Thank you very much, Andrew.
Thank you.
Very much appreciated.
Thank you very much.
He's making a lot of money working his ass off, driving across country, and he's supporting the show.
Sounds like he's complaining to me.
I don't think so.
All right.
Onward with...
I'll do this one for you.
Jared Turner.
Dude, wait a second before you do.
This is an interesting coincidence.
We've got two Jareds in a row.
You take the first one.
Jared Turner from Meridianville, Alabama.
$264 in the morning, gentlemen.
This is Rexo.
Hello, Rexo.
Rexo Quozo.
And he sent me a nice end-of-show mix for today.
Today is my keeper's birthday, Cassie.
And I started listening when we were both 33.
I've since moved on, and now it's her turn.
We are listening live while driving to the beach to celebrate.
I'm donating this $264 to catch her up with my current level of $333 because, well, equality.
If it hasn't already been played, can we get a little R-E-S-P-I-C-T and some health karma from my mom?
And John, the end of show mix today has quite a few oh brothers from you, so you might want to slow down.
Also, he ends with, and everyone keeps trying to make this work, stay safe!
Which you'll just not get the response you're looking for.
R-E-S-P-I-C-T You've got karma.
With the health karma.
Thanks, Rexo.
It's a great track once again.
Can't wait for it.
Onward with Jared Armitage.
And he's in Hawaii.
In Ka-i-i.
Ka-i-i.
I think.
250 bucks.
Ka-i-i.
Ka-i-i.
Then he says ITM for Maui.
Okay.
Okay.
I'll save the war and peace for knighthood.
Shout out to Justin Peck of Midvale Utah.
He punched me in the mouth many years ago, even though I went rouge for a few years, I'm back.
Can I get a dedouching?
Yes.
And don't enslave me Camilla for my mentally captivating and visually tantalizing wife, Skye.
And I'm going to give you the whole load.
It's true.
And mac and cheese.
Aloha.
I didn't get that.
Someone sent me the origin of mac and cheese.
The first time we talked about it, I think it was episode 495 or something.
It was a long time ago.
And we had just clip after clip of the mac and cheese industry up and coming like crazy.
Yeah, it's funny.
But what's funny is now it's here.
Now we actually need to eat mac and cheese because we're broke.
We're indoors.
We're tired.
We're so ahead of ourselves.
Don't enslave me, Kamala!
I'm going to give you the whole load today.
That's true.
Living the mac and cheese life.
Mac and cheese by Ayn Rand.
And, of course, that was the variation we came up with.
Woo!
Yes.
It's good stuff.
Chris Black, $250.
Hey, gents.
This is my fourth donation.
It brings me to the knighthood.
I'm glad to be part of the N.A. MoFax family.
I have not been able to travel to Guyana or Jamaica due to the lockdown, but have learned so much from your breakdown of the mainstream narrative.
So I'm paying what's due.
Last year, I asked for divorce karma, and I finally worked.
I'm good.
I saved a lot of money.
Now I have an idea.
Can you offer a conflict karma for those of us dealing with people who are difficult or can't agree with?
Okay, well, I don't know what that quite means.
But you have to.
Okay, it's for people who are difficult, but you have to deal with them.
The drop is attached.
What did you drop?
I didn't get any drop.
Gumdrop?
What he means is that...
You can't send that by email.
I will need a double dose as I'm related to plenty of Biden supporters.
Also, check out my second podcast.
It's called Rant in 10.
It's a podcast where I talk about podcasts.
Okay.
That's an interesting idea.
All right.
Thanks for all you do.
Knighthood to be knighted Sir Chris Black of the...
Caracom Islands at the table.
Irish moss and pistachios.
Oh, well, I don't have the drop that you attached, but I do have a new karma for you, which you may like.
You've got...
Karma.
It's new Asian dog karma.
People are digging it everywhere.
Kelly Classen in Abbotsford, BC, 24351 code.
Actually, she sent a note in, too.
I'm going to pull that up.
She says, Kelly says, 333.33 Canadian is 24351 USD. So she gets upgraded.
Upgraded to exec.
That's the business.
Mm-hmm.
I will read from the note she sent in.
This is my first donation to the show.
Please dedouche me.
You've been dedouched.
She has the jingles here on the top of the note and not in the one in the spreadsheet.
And it's the following.
Can you see the juice?
That juice.
Can you see that juice?
Too delicious to believe, my friend.
And get out of my vagina.
Almost works as a story.
Almost, but I don't know.
Can you see that juice?
Too delicious and get on my vagina three in a row.
I was hit in the mouth several years ago by my brothers-in-law but didn't start listening until episode 1224 this past March.
We picked up a lot of listeners from a combination of things.
Rogan and COVID. Yes.
Today is episode 1296, so there is a multiple of 12 things going on combined with Saturday, November 21st being my 52nd birthday.
I knew I had to donate.
You're on the list.
I'm a dude named Ben, and I have been fortunate through the pandemic.
It helps that I hit Barry, my friend and boss, in the mouth right after I started listening.
We are both avid listeners and have stayed sane because of the podcast.
I do need to call Barry out as a douchebag, though.
Douchebag!
You know, there's your job.
There's your boss.
You never call your boss out as a douchebag.
I'm wondering if there's a list of knights and dames publicly.
Eh, somewhere.
Along the lines of the T... We'll get it to you.
Along the lines of the T being dropped by so many when they speak, I noticed John dropping the D recently in episode 1292.
The clips attached in the email.
Didn't get it.
Well, I probably got it.
But I didn't play the clip because I just printed the note out.
Something I've observed recently is that people still speed, run through stop signs or lights, and drive without concern for anyone else.
But at least they're safe wearing their mask while doing it.
Stay safe, Kelly.
Oh my gosh!
Can you see that juice?
It's almost too delicious to believe, my friend.
Get out of my vagina.
Get out of me!
My vagina!
Ah, a classic.
Maybe there's a story there.
Maxwell McPherson, meanwhile.
Parts Unknown, $204.20 in this unusual color on the spreadsheet.
ITM, and holy shit, I love the show!
Ha ha ha!
Please de-douche me.
You've been de-douched.
Well, that's a nice way to come on in.
Hello, Maxwell.
Somewhat of a new listener here.
Thanks, Bobby.
And I've been saying the same wacko stuff as you guys have for years, so it's good to get some sanity from your wonderful deprogramming.
I just found a nib.
John C. Dvorak, oh yes, Learn to Do Windows 3.1 at Goodwill.
He wrote this up in a post.
It went viral on Twitter.
Everyone was showing this.
And don't just gloss over that.
This was a beautiful, very thick, very voluminous book, which was Learn to Do Windows 3.1 by John C. Dvorak.
And you should not be ashamed of this.
These books were necessary back in the day.
Back in the day.
And November 16th was my 33rd birthday.
You're on the list.
And so here's some effing money.
It seemed appropriate to donate.
I shout out to all the douchebags in the face bag dank meme stash dealing with censorship because we're now apparently terrorists.
Let's do some sort of jobs karma for my smoking hot wife.
She's a communist.
Thank you for your courage, Maxwell.
From the University of Arkansas, no doubt.
Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs.
Let's vote for jobs!
You've got karma.
You know, there has to be some strong personality.
At the University of Arkansas that is causing this situation to occur, I'm thinking.
He's sleeping with the Reds.
Sir Scantman of Norristown, actually, in Kalamazoo, Michigan, $200.33.
I got no note from him.
If you've got something to say, send another note.
Anna Maria Wright, $200.
Hi John and Adam, apparently I need to be de-douched.
You've been de-douched.
I'm donating for the first time after listening since Adam's first JRE appearance.
It's like a log, his first appearance.
I feel obliged to provide a report from the front lines as a pharmacist at one of the largest academic hospitals in the Midwest.
Ah...
As of Tuesday, 135 of our almost 700 admitted patients were for COVID, which is 20%.
We're averaging 70 patients at the beginning of November.
We're now experiencing a surge everyone has been hyping up since March.
I'm afraid we are a boy who cried wolf situation, however, with the media claiming second, even third surges over the summer.
We are having to cancel some surgeries again in order to have beds available for our COVID and non-COVID patients.
Ambulances are somewhat getting turned away because we are so full.
Okay, we got one that is full.
You guys have done a wonderful job calling out the media and the politicians during the pandemic, the overhyping of the...
situation since March might be a contributing factor to the surge we now find ourselves in.
I would think so.
Of course.
People are worried.
They get, oh my god.
They're sick.
They're giving themselves COVID. Listen to what you just said.
There's reasons why people have these terms.
Worried sick.
You're worrying yourself sick?
I mean, some people are actually sick, but a lot of them are worrying.
And we heard that, remember the undercover nurse?
From months and months ago, she said most of the people she saw showing up at the New York hospital she was at had severe anxiety.
She continues with people who are COVID-fatigued, and she sent an email to me, which I'll look for, with some additional information, which I'll probably put in a newsletter we'll talk about in the next show.
I'm going to give her a go, Karma, because she's on the front line.
We applaud these workers.
Karma.
Karma.
Another missing note comes from Jesus, and I would just assume he wants to be anonymous.
I won't mention his last name, but Jesus, 200 bucks.
If you've got something to tell us, let us know.
And here is, this is another, this is actually an anonymous note.
Sir Stinkfinger in Vorberg.
Shall I take this one since there's a lot of Dutch in it?
Yes, you just do it in Dutch.
Okay.
Hey, dudes!
In the morning from soon-to-be Sir Stinkfinger, a.k.a.
the plague from The Hague, where during the lockdown nothing goes down but the window.
Here's a thought.
Some poor bastard on this planet wakes up to the tune of Amy Goodman's nasal pinched voice from hell.
On the show, I miss the quadricisibilic name-calling by Adam since he sort of forgot about Facebag Suckerwasser, a much appreciated recurring item in the best podcast of the universe.
I submit Bill and Biter Biden, Pick and Tracker Pelosi, and Lilla Liquor Lemon as possible.
As possible additions to the Rolodex and further glorification of the Dutch language.
Anyhoot, here is some dough.
Good to have you say in our lives.
Keep it up, Sir Stinkfinger.
Those are really nasty words that he used, but I liked it.
Ass-biter Biden.
I won't even do the Pelosi and the Lemon.
The Dutch will appreciate that one.
Thank you, Remy.
That means Sir Stinkfinger.
Sir Stinkfinger.
He says that I butcher his name so much he's just going to give up.
He's giving up.
I got you.
We got Dave Bozeman in Wilmington, North Carolina sent us a note on limsy paper.
It doesn't say much.
I know you guys don't like long notes, so I hope this helps balance things out.
No jingles, no karma.
Love you guys.
Ah, very nice.
Thank you so much, Dave.
That's a note.
That's a note, ladies and gentlemen.
And then last, I think this is last.
Although we do have...
I think we'll do the next one, too, because that actually gets upgraded.
Right.
Adrian Dannemeyer sent a check through the bank to Boston with a note on the check that says, sanity, no jingles, no karma.
So there's another guy who's just...
And it's $200 from Boston, Massachusetts.
And finally...
This will be the last one.
This is Jay Stein, who gets upgraded from $170.45 American, which is actually $233.33 in dollarettes.
So he says, Good morning.
Please call out my neighbor's Matt English as a huge douchebag.
Douchebag!
He hit me in the mouth after Adam's first Rogan appearance, and I've never looked back.
It wasn't long before telling my smoking hot wife to shut up, slave, where she was offended and slightly curious and asked, is that from your buddies at work?
Those white guys?
To which I replied, no, it's from the best podcast in the universe.
So I hit her in the mouth and she's been hooked ever since.
Oh, nice.
Oh, very good.
She's amenable.
This donation is...
This is good, by the way.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
We've overlooked something.
He said he wanted the Rogan donation.
Rogan donation.
You've got to put that in there when they ask for it.
No, I didn't know that existed.
Yes, yes, yes.
Neither did I. Okay, well, now we know.
This donation is the honor of my wife's 30th birthday.
I don't believe she's on the list.
November 20th and the first installment towards her damehood.
If I may ask to reserve her title, you can reserve it and tell us later.
Queen of the Tar Sands.
I'm sure she's going to love that.
She is my plastic straw in a country where they are now banned.
My sour beer in a city that cannot drink past ten.
By the way, I've been using your line.
Yes.
And I don't steal material usually.
Privilege?
Your line, which is, the virus is nocturnal.
Yes, it's so true.
Everybody finds it amusing.
Yeah.
Why are you having curfews?
What is the curfew?
Why aren't we going on a 24-hour schedule?
And it'll reduce the number of people that are out at the same time.
It's nocturnal.
The virus is not nocturnal.
Anyways, and he goes on.
My surgical mask during a full-blown scandemic.
Scam-demic.
And we'll get through this dark winter together.
Love you, honey.
Please gift her the following jingles.
Shut up, slave.
Dogs are people, too.
Screaming dog karma.
And top it off with the celebratory birthday kazoo.
Alright.
P.S. Does anyone else in Gitmo Nation proofread their donation notes with the sweet, sultry voice of JCD in their head?
I sure did.
Thank you for your courage, Jay Stein in Calgary.
Yes, I'd like to make mention of one thing.
We often make light of the term anyways, with an S, which is incorrect, which is improper grammar.
Sadly, this has spread.
I now hear podcasters in other countries saying, They'll be speaking German or Dutch, the ones I might listen to.
And then all of a sudden they say, anyways.
So I want everyone to know it's anyway.
It's not anyways, it's anyway.
Oh, that'll put a stop to it.
Good work, Adam.
I never thought of making this proclamation.
Now we're going to get a lot of any who's.
Shut up, slave.
Dogs and people, too.
Hey?
Man, there's your birthday kazoo.
Hey!
It's not really a kazoo, but I think that's what he meant.
And she's on the list, Jay.
Good.
Well, that's our group of executive producers and associate executive producers.
We had a good turnout today.
I want to thank them all for making this show possible.
We can't thank you enough.
Well, no, we can't.
And for those of you who are keeping your privilege in check and write shorter notes, I think the other producers are appreciative of that.
So everyone kind of stays a little bit in the same length.
And thank you so much for Definitely producing the best podcast in the universe today.
It is episode 1296.
We have another one coming up on Sunday.
We're going to rip apart that whole press conference, which was about an hour and a half, an hour and 45 minutes.
So I can't wait to watch that after I'm done with the show today.
And please consider supporting us for the next program.
For that, go to the website.
And for those who just might need an extra one, here it is.
I don't think we got everybody.
You've got karma.
It is the value for value model.
All we ask you for is for your time, your talent, or your treasure.
Thank you!
Our formula is this.
We go out, we hit people in the mouth.
Shut up, slave.
Shut up, slave.
Get a little housekeeping out of the way, because I don't think we're going to talk about COVID anymore.
No.
Although, I do have the rundowns, which there's just harp on it, but I want to mention something that ABC's doing.
And I have the rundown.
The rundown around 221, the rundown is the thing at the beginning of the show where they tease the show.
Mm-hmm.
And so they go from the tease of the show to David Muir reiterating the entire tease.
Thank you, welcome to the show.
And then he goes and does the tease again, pretty much.
Then he throws it to one of the reporters, and they do the same thing.
They reiterate the tease.
So now the first ten minutes of ABC is the same story repeated three times.
Tonight, and we begin tonight with the coronavirus and the alarming new numbers.
Cases on the rise now in every state.
And tonight, November, is now already the worst month for the virus since this pandemic began.
More than 2 million new cases this month alone, already a record, with, of course, two weeks to go.
And, of course, Thanksgiving also nearing.
There's also news tonight from Pfizer, what the CEO said about emergency authorization now.
And once that happens, saying the first shipments would be out within hours here in the U.S., Hospitalizations rising in 49 of 50 states now.
More than 73,000 Americans in the hospital fighting this virus.
More than 248,000 lives have now been lost, and tonight the heartbreaking stories emerging from doctors and nurses on the front lines.
They're the ones seeing this, fighting this, and many say they're now at a breaking point.
Tonight, more states imposing restrictions just today.
New curfews in Ohio and Maryland now.
And the governor of Iowa tonight, who railed against masks, calling them a feel-good measure, now mandating masks in her state.
And the long lines for testing are now back, with the holiday approaching.
These images from Los Angeles tonight repeated across the country.
And another image we have not seen in months.
Some grocery stores with empty shelves now.
Supermarkets limiting what you can buy again.
Man, the media...
They got some power, don't they?
That was not the tease.
No.
That was the opening of the show.
Yeah.
I mean, now that you've played that, I think you might be interested in hearing the tease.
I don't see the tease.
I mean, this is unbelievable.
The ABC is really off the rails.
Where's the tease?
I don't see a tease clip.
This is what I'm...
No, the tease is always good under the date.
This was the Tuesday tease.
Tuesday rundown.
Ah, okay.
Sorry.
Being stationed a thousand miles is pretty difficult.
That would mean a lot.
You got an ad on there?
I didn't cut the ad out?
Okay, I can probably get it to the beginning.
Tonight, several developing stories as we come on the air.
Images from hospitals across this country.
Now stop the tease.
Now you heard, you already played the opening segment.
Yeah.
Now tell me how it differs from the tease, which is just the same thing.
Tonight, several developing stories as we come on the air.
Images from hospitals across this country at their breaking point.
And news coming in tonight from Pfizer on their vaccine, what they're now saying.
Hospitals hitting record numbers, cases now on the rise in every state.
Governors from Maryland to Ohio today announcing new curfews.
Iowa's governor, after blasting masks, calling them a feel-good measure, is now mandating masks.
The same thing.
The hospital's now overcapacity.
Tonight, the wife suiting up in protective gear to get to her husband on a ventilator.
Also developing as we come on that news from Pfizer, what the CEO said today about emergency authorization.
And once that happens, saying some Americans will have the vaccine in hours, not days.
The long lines tonight, Americans in several states waiting hours to be tested.
Some are doing this as a safeguard before Thanksgiving.
And the images tonight, some grocery store shelves empty again.
And the grocery store chains now limiting what customers can buy.
You keep saying it's the same story.
You're falling into their trap.
You're repeating yourself, too!
President Trump still refusing to work with the incoming administration on a plan for vaccine distribution, among other things.
President-elect Joe Biden saying people could die, that they should be working together.
And the vice president-elect Kamala Harris on the Hill today, welcomed by Republican Senator Lindsey Graham.
That's a lie.
...reducing troop levels in Iraq and Afghanistan just days before President-elect Biden takes office.
The Pentagon now making it official tonight, and Martha Raddatz is standing by.
The devastating images from Italy tonight, their second wave, and it's heartbreaking.
The scenes from so many hospitals.
The Americans making history in space the moment overnight.
Stop it.
It goes on.
The rundown is 2 minutes and 21 seconds, which is at least 30 seconds beyond what they should be.
They should be under 2 minutes.
And then they do the same thing.
You already played that.
And then the third thing, when he throws it to the guy, the reporter, he does the same stuff again.
Well, it's obvious what they're doing.
If you do it three times, then people will remember, we're all going to die.
That's the message.
Unbelievable.
No, it's completely believable.
Because it's...
People, you gotta turn that off.
You can't...
John, I don't even really want you watching.
Don't even get clips.
This shit will get into your psyche.
Nah.
It's gonna give you nightmares.
It's too far gone.
All right, we're releasing the Kraken, ladies and gentlemen.
I got an update.
I'm sure it's very similar to what was done at the press conference, which I doubt you will see much of unless you go to C-SPAN and pick it up there.
It's really quite bad.
All right, so we're releasing the Kraken.
We've got a lot of stuff to catch up on as we understand where the election is, since we officially do not have a president.
We have an official office of the president-elect.
Let us start with the Kraken herself, or the Kraken keeper, Sidney Powell.
The Kraken keeper.
The Kraken keeper.
Yeah, Sidney Powell's update with the money, honey.
And I want to get your take on what you and I spoke about just a few minutes ago, and that is a gentleman named Peter Neffinger.
Tell me how he fits into all of this.
Yes.
Well, he is listed as its former Admiral Peter Neffinger or retired Admiral Peter Neffinger.
He is president and on the board of directors of Smartmatic.
And it just so happens he's on Mr.
Biden's presidential transition team that's going to be non-existent because we're fixing to overturn the results of the election in multiple states.
President Trump won by not just hundreds of thousands of votes, but by millions of votes that were shifted by this software that was designed expressly for that purpose.
She's really sticking to her guns, and she's gotten pretty good.
She's tightened up the pitch for this hammer and scorecard, hammer being the...
Now, it's unclear whether that was developed by the military, so the DIA or the CIA. I think the CIA... Hammer is the supercomputer they use to listen and snoop on everybody, and Scorecard is a software that apparently was created by the company Smartmatic, which was integrated into the whole system with the...
Dominion voting system.
So she's tightened that up a bit and can do it in under a minute.
It's all part of the same part and parcel of government interference in elections to make choices against the will of the people.
And the will of the people in this country was that Donald Trump went in a landslide.
If we can get to the bottom of it, and I am determined to do that, I think we'll find he had at least 80 million votes.
The only reason the glitches happened in the system was because he had so far many more votes than they had calculated in advance.
Their algorithms wouldn't perform the functions they'd originally performed or were set to perform.
They couldn't make up the vote count.
He had gotten so many hundreds of thousands more than they planned.
So that's when they had to stop the counting and come up with a way to backfill the votes or destroy votes for Trump while they fabricated votes for Biden.
Yeah, I think.
Well, this rings true to me, man.
It makes so much sense that Trump got so many votes that they had to do it, including bringing in skinny Joey Merlino.
They had to do anything they could.
And that's why it's such an astronomical turnout.
Let me simplify this, because it's kind of vague the way she puts it.
I know you've got the idea.
The concept is the following.
You hear a lot on the right-wing talk shows.
Trump won by a landslide.
He won a lot of votes.
Let's face it, Joe Biden didn't even campaign.
How's he going to win anything?
He won by a landslide, but they had this figured out because they based all their running the software game on all these polls that showed Biden ahead by this and that.
He's going to win by so many votes.
All they had to do was tweak things a little bit in about four states.
And that would be Michigan, Pennsylvania, Georgia, and plus somebody else.
Arizona?
Arizona is another one.
And so they had it all set up to tweak it and just give Biden a little victory.
And then Trump won by so many votes that the software couldn't deal with it, because they were overconfident.
They were overconfident that Biden could have won anyway.
And so then they had to bring in all these truckloads of fake ballots overnight.
As you point out, to backfill, which is what she said, to continue the voting process of adding up Biden votes and all these for Biden-only votes all came in and they attributed it to the mail-in votes.
And it makes logical sense to me.
I still think they're going to get away with it.
The...
When you see all these rundowns, and a couple of those in the show notes, of all the numbers, I mean, you literally can see when the numbers for Trump go down in the timeline.
You know, it's like 700,000 votes somewhere, and then five minutes later, it's 680,000.
And then Biden goes plus 20,000.
I mean, that's, unless these numbers are phony, but I think they did that.
It's shown a lot of screens where the Trump numbers go down.
Yeah, you can see it recording by the same amount that Biden numbers go up.
I mean, come on.
Here's Giuliani with his under a minute explanation.
And they're not sent to Canada.
They're sent to Germany and Spain.
And the company counting it is not Dominion.
It's Smartmatic, which is a company that was founded in 2005 in Venezuela for the specific purpose of fixing elections.
That's their expertise.
How to fix elections.
They did it a number of times in Venezuela.
They did it in Argentina.
And they messed up an election, do it fairly well, in Chicago.
Mm-hmm.
Well, that's the company that was counting and calculating on election night.
And they did all their old tricks.
They stopped it.
They also switched votes around subtly, maybe 10 per district so you don't notice it.
They got caught in Antrim County, which is how we found out about them.
And we are in the process now of investigating this in great, great detail.
And here's where it gets interesting.
The word of these voting machines, Dominion in particular, and this Smartmatic software which apparently was processing at data centers outside of the U.S., and you've heard the allegation that they were actually built specifically to throw elections and that the U.S. used it against other countries, makes sense, and now it was used on our own people.
Ukraine!
In 2018, the president released a very remarkable, or unremarkable in a way, but now in hindsight, remarkable executive order.
Lou Dobbs explains.
Documents show that Dominion Voting System submitted a bid to the city of Philadelphia in 2018 to be considered as their contractor for voting machines.
Those same documents reveal very little about the company's foreign connections.
When asked by the city to list any foreign ownership or investors in either the parent company and or its subsidiaries, Dominion had something to say, but nothing to show.
The section you see there on your screen is entirely redacted, blacked out, because Dominion ultimately was denied the contract.
In just three months before Dominion's bid, President Trump signed an executive order.
Against foreign interference in our elections.
In that order, President Trump wrote, quote, The assessment shall identify, to the maximum extent ascertainable, the nature of any foreign interference and any methods employed to execute it.
The persons involved.
and the foreign government or governments that authorized, directed, sponsored, or supported it.
The Director of National Intelligence shall deliver this assessment and appropriate supporting information to the President.
So maybe there's already something they have.
I don't know.
Thousands of sealed indictments.
There are issues, though, with this Dominion company.
And you've got to love the...
There was a lot of scrubbing of LinkedIn profiles and employee pages.
The Vice President of Engineering, Eric Coomer, who is a raging Trump hater...
He was posting all over the web before the election, and I could give you a few examples of his posts, such as, Don't worry about the election.
Trump's not going to win.
I made effing sure of that.
This is the guy who is actually in charge of product over there.
Wow, he's a product manager?
Yeah, he is.
Yeah.
Yes, he was promoted to voting systems officer in strategy and security.
He's been around, but he has just a lot of...
Let me see.
What else did he post here?
He just posted.
It was Eric from Dominion.
So that doesn't look very good.
No.
Of course...
Only a No Agenda show will even mention it.
Well, yeah.
I mean, if you want the official word about this, all you have to do is just listen to Jake Tapper from CNN. Well, now the President of the United States is literally embracing a deranged conspiracy theory that millions of votes were changed using software.
Software!
The problem here?
A group of national, state, and private election officials issued a statement Thursday which was promoted online by the cybersecurity czar at the Department of Homeland Security with this sentence bolded.
There is no evidence that any voting system deleted or lost votes, changed votes, or was in any way compromised, unquote.
Oh, thank you, Jake.
I feel so much better now that it was safe and secure.
Um...
Looks like Sidney Powell does have the good.
She's got affidavits.
She's got all kinds of statements.
And that will be, I think, the last clip I'm going to play for the Kraken Update.
Here she is reading some of the statements from a whistleblower who she has signed affidavits from.
From the affidavit, designed in a way that the system could change the vote of each voter without being detected.
He wanted the software itself to function in such a manner that if the voter were to place their thumbprint or fingerprint on a scanner, then the thumbprint would be tied to a record of the voter's name and identity as having voted, but that voter would not be tracked to the changed vote.
He made it clear that the system would have to be set up but not leave any evidence of the changed vote for a specific voter and that there would be no evidence to show and nothing to contradict that the name or the fingerprint or thumbprint was going with a changed vote.
Smartmatic agreed to create such a system and produce the software and hardware that accomplished the result for President Chavez.
After the Smartmatic electoral management system was put in place, he closely observed several elections where the results were manipulated using the Smartmatic software.
One such election was December 2006 when Chavez was running against Rosales.
Chavez won with a landslide over Rosales, a margin of nearly 6 million votes for Chavez versus 3.7 million for Rosales.
In 2013, he witnessed another Venezuelan national election where the Smartmatic management system was used to manipulate and change the results for Chavez.
And it goes on and on.
He was in the control room where multiple digital display screens were shown for results in voting.
The actual voting results were fed into that room and onto the displays over an internet feed, which was connected to a sophisticated computer system created by Smartmatic.
People in that room were able to see in real time whether the vote that came through the electronic voting system was in their favor or against them.
If one looked at any particular screen that could determine that the vote from any specific area Or as a national total was going to be against either candidate.
Persons controlling the vote tabulation computer had the ability to change the reporting of votes by moving votes from one candidate to another by using the Smartmatic software.
Wow, man.
I don't know if it's going to...
Is it going to be able to do it?
Is it going to pull it off if they can get this in front of the right...
Unfounded.
Well, of course it's all unfounded.
It's baseless, and it's without evidence.
Baseless, that's the word I was looking for.
Baseless.
Yes, baseless.
But there it is!
Scorecard and hammer!
Stop the hammering!
But this does come down to a strategy, and the strategy is brought to you by the brand new member of the Newsmax team!
I'm Alan Dershowitz for Newsmax TV. Even the Dersh is now on Newsmax, and he laid out what he believes is the strategy for the president in achieving re-election.
Well, first of all, those deadlines are not realistic deadlines.
Let me give you an example.
Let's assume that they have a plausible lawsuit.
About the computer glitches.
Let's assume they have evidence.
We hear it from Sidney Powell.
I heard it from others.
I haven't seen the evidence.
But hypothetically, let's assume they have the evidence.
They bring a lawsuit and the judge says we have to take evidence.
We have to have a trial.
Won't certify the electors.
And then when it comes for the day that the electors vote, if there aren't enough electors to give Biden the 270, it goes to the House.
That's the strategy so that although there are deadlines, the deadlines cut both ways.
They cut against the Trump administration in the sense that they have to get in their lawsuits quickly, but they might cut against Biden If the lawsuits legitimately go beyond the constitutional headlines.
This is a very complicated area.
This is going to be fun.
We're going 12th Amendment.
You know it's going to happen.
Let's listen to what the Trump hater Mary Bruce has in her report on the election news.
And she has a little whipsaw on there.
See if you can spot it.
This is on ABC. When this recount is done, do you expect the results to change significantly?
No.
You expect Joe Biden to be the winner.
Fair and square.
Fair and square.
Graham categorically denies he tried to pressure his fellow Republican into doing anything inappropriate.
I want to make sure that we're taking the precautions necessary to validate signatures like we do in the show on election day.
On Capitol Hill today, Senator Kamala Harris back on the Senate floor for the first time since becoming vice president-elect.
Congratulated by her colleagues, including some Republicans.
Lindsey Graham, right there, greeting her with a fist bump.
All right, so let's get to Mary.
She's with us live tonight from Washington.
We know Senate Republican Leader Mitch McConnell telling reporters today that there will be an orderly transition from this administration to the next one.
That was significant from the majority leader.
But in the meantime, Mary, we know there's also breaking news tonight about the Senate's longest-serving Republican, Senator Chuck Grassley of Iowa, announcing he's tested positive for coronavirus.
And David, the 87-year-old tonight says he is feeling fine, but that he is following his doctor's orders and is in quarantine.
Grassley's absence from the Hill today, though, was notable.
David, it was the first time he's missed a vote in 27 years.
David, we wish him a swift recovery.
Oh, brah.
I did not hear the whipsaw.
The whipsaw is right at the beginning where she says, Lindsey Graham says he didn't pressure the guy, and then they cut to a clip of Lindsey Graham in a mask.
Talking about something completely different.
It had nothing to do with anything.
Yeah.
So.
Yep.
You missed it.
No, I did.
I tried to listen.
I just didn't get it.
The other thing that was a fake part of this was ABC on the tease.
This is the same show on Tuesday.
Mm-hmm.
Says that, oh, they greeted, and Lindsey Graham greeted and welcomed.
I think she used the word welcomed.
With a fist bump.
She's standing there, they show the video, she's standing there in a mask, and Lindsey Graham walks by, she holds her fist up, he fist bumps her, taps her on the back and keeps going, never says a word to her.
How's this welcoming or, you know, just acknowledging what she's supposed to do?
I mean, it's not a big deal.
Mm-hmm.
To be fair about it, I wouldn't put it past Lindy Hop, Lady G. No, I wouldn't either, but I'm just saying it's not...
The reporting was inaccurate, to say the least.
So we heard a lot about the Heffinger, is that his name?
Heffinger, the guy from the Smartmatic software who was on the Joe Biden transition team.
this transition team is led by richard stengel and we know richard stengel because he is the former editor time magazine he's head of the joe biden transition team and he was at a panel at the council on foreign relations of course why i mean you can't be in an elite in the united states if you're not on the council on foreign relations and um he feels that uh you know there's ways you can deal with the American public.
There's another word for master narratives.
It's called history.
Basically, every country creates their own narrative story.
And, you know, my old job at the State Department was what people used to joke as the chief propagandaist job.
We haven't talked about propaganda.
Propaganda, I'm not against propaganda.
Every country does it, and they have to do it to their own population.
And I don't necessarily think it's that awful.
And this idea of a news cartel...
I mean, I was editor of Time in 2012 during that election, and I remember, you know, you're competing against cartels and everybody.
I remember being on a panel with the then editor of the New York Times who said, it's really hard to break through these days.
This is the editor of the New York Times saying it's hard to break through.
I wanted to jump off the platform.
Like, what's it like for the rest of everybody?
So, I mean, there are cartels, but cartels don't have hegemony like they used to.
Propaganda's good.
On your own people.
It's not a problem.
I hope he stays.
I really hope he stays in the Biden administration and becomes Minister of Propaganda or something like that.
What's his last name?
Stengel.
It should be prefaced by Hare.
Stengel.
Hare Stengel.
Hare Stengel.
Herr Stengel will be giving us a report.
The BBC reports that, in general, the news media are quite happy with Biden, so it should be a cozy relationship.
I've got to ask you about the Biden poll.
How does it compare?
Is it more sedate than the Trump poll?
Much more sedate.
I was with Donald Trump in the run-up to the election, and we were traveling to multiple states holding rallies.
Donald Trump was talking to the press.
He was talking to the public time and time again.
Joe Biden has one press event maybe a day.
He answered questions from the press on Monday.
Although I think the most interesting contrast was on Sunday morning we followed Joe Biden to go to Catholic Mass.
I've covered Donald Trump on Sunday mornings, and most of the time he's out playing golf.
So I think that tells you a little bit about the different lifestyles of the two candidates.
Oh man, it's going to be so great.
It's going to be so sugary sweet, the coverage.
It'll just be beautiful.
And Fox News, the one that's now losing, very interesting announcement from Tucker Carlson earlier this week.
Before we get to the next segment, a quick note about this show.
Over the weekend, we got a lot of calls asking if we're leaving Fox News.
Ironically, at that very moment, we are working on a project to expand the amount of reporting and analysis we do in this hour across other parts of the company.
This show is not going anywhere.
It's getting bigger.
The people who run Fox News want more of it, not less.
And we are grateful for that.
We'll have specifics soon.
But as always, thank you for your trust in us.
We'll do our best to be worthy of it.
Here's what I'm seeing.
And I've analyzed the changes in Tucker's show over the past eight, nine months.
He rarely has a...
Well, he rarely has news items.
It's all opinion.
The first 20 minutes is one...
And by the way, it's complete conservative opinion, anti-liberal opinion.
He's breaking no news.
He's only giving his opinion.
The only thing he said about the Dominion software, etc., without having anybody on, not Rudy Giuliani, not, I mean, come on, you can't throw a rock and not hit Sidney Powell on a show, but no.
He's now controlled opposition.
That's all he is.
He's just providing an opposing voice.
Apparently it'll be bigger now on Fox.
But I don't see any value.
He's making the core Fox demographic feel better, I guess, about themselves.
But he's really...
He's not bringing anything.
How about this?
He's lying.
Or he's fooling himself.
I mean, there's no reason that Fox would make his show bigger or make his influence bigger.
He's a pariah to the advertising sales guys.
They can't sell his show.
They don't want him.
I love the pain medication that Sebastian Gorka...
Have you seen those commercials?
No, I have not.
Is that one of the commercials on Tucker's show?
Yeah, yeah.
It's on par with the MyPillow stuff.
Oh, my back.
And the Medicare stuff.
Oh, my goodness.
Anyway, here's a quick supercut of what really is going on in the news.
You don't need to hear much more than this.
Let me try to address where we are now.
nationwide and how disparities weaves its way into this phenomenon of the transfer of power, the peaceful transfer of power.
Peaceful transfer of power.
.
Thank you.
We'll see.
Something that may be related to this, or may be related to completely unrelated, is yet a new branch of the United States military, which was announced yesterday, to little fanfare, not much at all.
As now on par with Marines, Air Force, Space Force, Navy, Army, we now have special operations.
They now are their own division of the United States military.
Yeah, I saw this announcement and a lot of people think it's releasing the Kraken moment.
Yes, of course.
The idea was to pull...
Of course we think that.
Yes.
Everybody thinks everything is cracking.
Yeah.
But it is.
It's cracking up.
Yeah.
The...
The...
Try...
This is bullcrap.
They're...
They decided to pull special ops away from the CIA, where it's really out of control, and put it under civilian rule, so you have a secretary of, which is all the secretaries, the secretary of the Navy, secretary of the Army, they're all civilians.
And...
Eh, it's not going to do jack.
Here's how I think it's related.
You're absolutely right.
The special ops was completely out of control with CIA money.
Special ops, I think also a lot of that can be contracted out.
I think it's for that purpose.
That is just to not allow the foreign wars to continue covertly.
Well, somebody's got to protect those poppy fields.
Yeah, baby.
They're missing out on this.
I have the two clips from the precipitous drawdown.
Oh, Trump's taking so many people's eyes, it's out of control.
And I have the two clips from ABC News.
On this precipitous drawdown, as he leaves the office, he's going to decimate, which is pretty much the right use of the term.
It's the right term, finally, yeah.
Just over a week after President Trump fired Defense Secretary Mark Esper, who warned the White House of the dangers of a rapid withdrawal from Afghanistan, Trump's new Defense Secretary made it official.
By January 15, 2021, our forces, their size in Afghanistan, will be 2,500 troops.
Our force size in Iraq will also be 2,500 by that same date.
That will mean 2,000 fewer troops in Afghanistan, 500 fewer in Iraq, and a far more rapid drawdown than anyone planned.
So four years ago, President Trump ran on a promise.
To put a stop to America's endless wars.
President Trump is keeping that promise to the American people.
But within hours of that announcement, rockets were launched near the U.S. Embassy in Iraq, reportedly killing a child.
And on Capitol Hill, the criticism was swift from both sides of the aisle, with fears the troops left behind will be more vulnerable.
This is the wrong thing to do.
We want our troops home, but let's not bring them home in body bags.
Afghanistan or Iraq would be a mistake.
You know, what is interesting about this is the guy who is going to be the Secretary of the Special Ops is Ezra Cohen Watnick.
Very close friends with General Flynn and his family.
Yeah.
Just as a side note.
As a side note.
I was going to say, not reported before we get into your second clip.
The Pentagon has announced when they will have their clean audit, which we've been waiting for.
They expect 2027, which will only be 31 years behind schedule.
Well, set your clocks, everybody.
Does anybody want to put money on that date not being extended?
Not me!
Anybody?
Anybody?
Here's a precipitous drawdown, too.
You're also learning more about Iran tonight, learning more about the president being talked out of a possible strike on Iran on their nuclear facilities?
That's right, David.
Sources telling us the president asked his national security team for options in Iran, but they convinced him that a military strike could lead to a bigger conflict at a time when he is trying to get out of them.
David?
Okay, this is what I call an MNS clip.
Makes no sense.
He's asking him for probably something he asks for all the time.
Tell him what's going on, what we're going to do.
Nowhere in that report does it say that Trump wanted to do a military attack on Iran, but all the news media makes that inference.
They say it, but there's no evidence of it.
And in fact, it makes no sense because Trump doesn't want to get into a war with anybody.
He's like the anti-war candidate that the Democrats just voted out.
Well, cheated out of his job, at least.
So they say kind of two things.
One is is the Iran.
And then the other one is, oh, I think we played a clip on the last show in 2000.
You know, because of the you were still counting the votes in Florida.
That's how the terrorists were able to carry out 9-11.
Because everyone was we weren't looking in the same direction.
Thank you.
So there's that possibility as well.
Yeah.
On another note, I do have a clip I want to play.
This is Jerome Powell.
Commenting on the GDP. I think you may have heard this clip.
And Jerome Powell is...
He's the head of the Fed.
He's the guy who sets the country up for success or failure.
Economic activity has continued to recover from its depressed second quarter level.
The reopening of the economy led to a rapid rebound in activity.
And real GDP rose at an annual rate of 33% in the third quarter.
And on a related note, Judy Shelton, who was to be appointed to the Federal Reserve Board, was rejected by the Senate.
Now, she's the gold standard lady.
Which was rumored to be the lady who was going to come in and she was going to get the digital dollar pegged to the gold standard or something like that.
Yeah, well, so that failed.
Ay-yi.
It's like we're in irons, man.
We're just sitting in the wind.
No wind.
We're just sitting there waiting for the jib to fly one way or the other.
We have no idea.
This is the craziest time.
Trump barely talks, tweets a little bit.
He got jobbed and he knows it.
He got what?
Jobbed.
You think?
Jobbed.
He knows he got a job and he doesn't know what to do about it.
Sidney Powell and Giuliani have been marginalized by the media to look like a couple of crackpots, especially Giuliani.
Trump's personal lawyer is the way they always describe him.
It's just really something to see.
It is something to see.
I still have faith in Sidney Powell.
I cannot believe the extent she has gone to to put her reputation on the line and many other people.
Who really...
And now, they may prove it, but I think we may agree that they won't be able to prove it in time to make any difference.
Well, if you notice a clip we played last week by the guy they cut off when he was on the PBS show, NPR show.
He's the new representative of the Cuban that got elected down in Florida.
He talked about a situation that occurred where a phony baloney guy got...
Pushed out an incumbent mayor of one of the cities, I think it was Miami, with an illegal election, and then long after the election was done and then they found the fraud, they kicked the guy out of office and put the old guy back in.
Is that a hint that this could happen in this situation?
Biden could be president for a month and then Trump gets reinstalled?
Is that possible?
Does anybody out there know how that works?
I have no idea.
I don't know.
Now what they've done They've created enough noise about this that now we really do have to know.
In one way or the other, we have to know if we can vote like this, which I would say no.
We should never have been doing it in the first place.
Let's go back to voting in person, on paper, and then you stick your finger in the inkwell.
I mean, it works for Middle East.
Why wouldn't it work for us?
This cyber stuff.
Oh, Sidney.
Middle East, the Kraken.
I'm going to show my school by donating to No Agenda.
Imagine all the people who could do that.
Oh yeah, that'd be fab.
Yeah, on No Agenda in the morning.
We do have a few people to thank for show 1296.
1296.
We have, starting off with the...
Kenneth Casper in New Braunfels, Texas.
He actually sent a check in and wrote a note.
He asked for a bunch of jingles and stuff and doesn't realize we don't do that in the second half.
But you could line it up for the end.
He likes Chinese asshole and some karma, which we'll put at the end.
But he also...
Wanted to request a Bob Segar parody song, A, B, COVID. Do you know anything about it?
Yeah, I think so.
Anyway, he said he discovered us from the JRE podcast.
It comforts me greatly to know you're out there fighting the good fight in a sea of disinformation.
Okay, well, that's what we do.
We've been doing it, by the way, for, we're on 14 years of this.
It's a shame that people take so long to find us.
Sir Kevin of the Burning River is next on the list, and he is in North Olmstead, Ohio.
And he needs to get dedouched.
You've been dedouched.
We've got you on the birthday list, and we'll add the karma at the end.
Eric Gumpert in Goodyear, California.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5.
Huh.
I didn't know there was one.
Thomas von Borstel in Hamburg, Deutschland.
He says that Mutti Merkel and Uncle Drosten are ruining us.
Please help.
I don't know what we can do.
Aaron Farrell in Wadsworth, Illinois, $1.11.11.
John Sullivan in Massachusetts.
100.
Barron Mark Tanner in Whittier, 80.
Taylor Rivera in Rockford, Illinois, 69-21.
Joseph Monaco, 69.
Harry Pilgrim, 68-30.
Long-time donor, Harry Pilgrim.
Yeah, I haven't heard from him forever.
Derek Birch in Toronto, Ontario, 6666, wants to thank us for the jobs karma.
Hasn't missed an episode since you were on Rogan.
All right.
Dean Roker in East Grinstead, West Sussex, UK, 5510.
Daniel Mariano, 5510 in Pflugerville, Texas.
Death Log in Manteca, California.
He needs to be de-douche.
Oh, wait, no.
He says not de-douche me.
Oh, okay.
Don't put that in a note.
He's got a birthday coming up.
We will put you on the list.
Andres, Andres, Andres Dominici in Caguas, Puerto Rico.
Caguas, I don't know how to pronounce that, 5510.
Arliz Digena, A-R-L-Y-S-D-I-G-E-N-A in Bethpage, New York.
Thank you for your humor and sanity.
He or she sent you a note.
Robert Stotz in San Diego, California, 54-32.
Scott Passion in Livonia, Michigan, 53-33.
Kevin Carla in Birmingham, Alabama, 51-15.
Brett Hahn in Medford, New Jersey, 51.
Love you guys.
T.Y. the Flat Earther in...
You know, I know how to pronounce Killicoat.
Uh, 51, uh, 5013, Ohio.
David Chalona, $50 in Madisonville, Louisiana.
And these are a $50 donor's name and location.
There's a few here.
Brett Lemons in Mitchell, Indiana.
Lyndon Shank, parts unknown, sir.
Or John Pierre Nazareth Coat Gill in, oh, he's in Sao Paulo.
Brazil.
Thanks.
We don't have too many Brazilians that listen, unfortunately.
Jessica Young in Yuba City, California.
Christopher Moore in Cedar Park, Texas.
Joshua Parman in Palmyra, Virginia.
John Camp in Antlers, Oklahoma.
Jason Stella, Parts Unknown.
He's in the Bluegrass State somewhere.
$50.
Marie LeBruyere in Kennett Square, Pennsylvania.
Barronet.
Amen Fistbump.
Amen Fistbump.
Amen.
Amen.
Amen Fistbump.
Amen Hammer.
Amen Hammer.
John Spitali in North Canton, Ohio.
Sir Andrew Gusick in Greensboro, North Carolina.
Samantha Rogers in Temperance, Michigan.
Give her husband a happy birthday.
He's on the list, I believe.
And her toddler requests a jobs, jobs, jobs, karma.
I don't know why the toddler needs a job.
Things are tough.
Same night in Inman's, Washington.
Things are getting real tough where the toddlers need jobs, karma.
Yeah.
Daniel Galloway in Marietta, Georgia.
Sir Jerry Wing in Ross and Saugus.
And Eric Bolin in Howell, New Jersey.
Rounds out the list of producers for show 1296.
I want to thank each and every one of them for making this show possible.
Indeed, and thank you to those who came in under $50.
That is mainly for people who are on our subscriptions, which you can find at Dvorak.org slash NA, but also for absolute guaranteed anonymity.
And it's probably easier if you want to make sure, and without putting something in your note somewhere in the wrong place and us missing it, just donate a whole bunch of times at $49.99.
That'll work too.
And then you will be completely anonymous.
Most importantly, this is a podcast that is put together and produced by the producers who are in the audience.
That's why all we ask for in return for the value we provide you twice weekly is your time, your talent, or your treasure.
I thank you all again, and for those who need it, here's your Jobs Karma.
Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs.
Let's vote for jobs!
You've got jobs.
And remember us for Sunday's show by going to Well, you heard him in the first donation segment.
We have quite a number of birthdays going on.
We have Jared Turner, Rexo saying happy birthday to Cassie, Max O. McPherson turns 33 on the 16th, or that is, yes, turn 3 on the 16th.
Death Log, happy birthday to his father, Joe Killian, who also celebrated on the 16th.
Richard Sooner says happy birthday to his smoking hot wife, Lillian.
She turned 40 yesterday.
Ty, the Flat Earth, are celebrated yesterday as well.
Mike Solazo turns 21 today.
Congratulations, Mike.
Sean Smith celebrated his 50th on the 16th.
Samantha Rogers says happy birthday to her husband, Ryan Wilkelman, who is celebrating his birthday today.
Kelly Clausen will turn 52 on the 21st.
Sir Kevin of the Burning River will also be celebrating on the 21st.
Marshall Carpenter says happy birthday to his son, Reese, who turns 18 today.
And finally, Jay's wife turns 30 on the 20th.
Happy birthday from everybody here at the Best Podcast in the Universe!
Woo!
We have a number of...
Now, this is interesting.
So we have a Sonny and a Sean.
Both are the last.
And I just want to make sure that we're not knighting someone incorrectly.
So do we have...
Sonny...
We have the sex...
Well, do we have...
We don't even know that Honey...
Sonny, Honey.
Honey, Sonny, Sonny.
Honey wants to be knighted.
We don't have that.
Right.
So we just stay with Sean.
So we just leave him or her off.
Okay.
All right.
And that eliminates that problem.
Well, then we only have two.
It's easy to go.
So...
But we don't have a name for Sean Smith, so Sean will be coming.
I have his email and I read it.
It just says I want to be knighted.
So I search Sean Smith.
Easy enough for me.
All we need is the blades.
Okay.
Here you go.
Oh, I see it.
Alright, that's Sean Smith.
Step on up here.
Hop on up, gentlemen.
Along with Chris Black, both of you have supported the No Agenda show in the amount of $1,000 or more.
We could not thank you more for your courage, but above all, we are happy to bring you into the round table of the No Agenda Knights and Dames.
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It's a big deal.
And with this, I am very proud to pronounce the KB... As Sir Sean Smith and Sir Chris Black of the Karakom Islands.
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Everybody loves them a little bit of mutton and mead.
Both of you, enjoy your time here at the Roundtable, and when you have a little bit of extra time, go over to noagendanation.com slash rings, and Eric the Shill will be happy to get those styling, beautiful knight slash dame rings out to you.
We'll give you the knight version with some sealing wax, which will help you complete the signet, sealing of envelopes, and your official certificate.
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No Agenda Meetups!
As part of the many services we provide to you, which includes search engines at bingit.io, which we got that great new website, noagendashow.com, Thank you, Tim Code Monkey, for doing that.
We've got the art generator.
We have so many...
We've got the troll room.
We've got the No Agenda social Mastodon server.
We also have meetups.
You can track the meetups at noagendameetups.com.
This is where the slaves of Gitmo Nation get together anywhere in the world and just hang out with people who aren't going to trigger you, won't get triggered, and just have a normal conversation.
And sometimes we get reports.
Here is the latest Denver City Park meetup report.
Hey, this is Paul from Greeley with the City Park sit-in and illegal picnic festivities.
We've got six people here, completely leaderless and dangerous.
Wide selection of food.
Everybody's early Thanksgiving.
We brought the broccoli salad.
Make America grape again.
Build brownies better.
Whole selection of food.
Thank you for everybody bringing something.
And this is Emily, but nobody brought us any Hot Pockets.
This is Douchebag Billy.
First time coming to one of these in the morning.
Hi, this is Dragona.
Hi from Denver and Macedonia.
Hi, world.
This is Joanna.
I'm not really here.
Alright, thanks a lot, guys.
Shoutouts from Denver.
Alright, build brownie better.
Not bad.
I like it.
Philly Local 76, come in.
This is your scatman of Norristown here at the Philly Local 76.
Our combo meetup with the Jersey Strong Group, where we are all sitting around contemplating throwing our televisions out.
Hey, John and Adam.
Stephanie here.
We're super spreading.
This is Dame Wayne Miller of the Lakes, ITM. This is Carolina in the morning with my awesome husband, my dude named Ben.
Hey John and Adam, this is Juan, a dude named Ben, and with my sexy hot wife, Caroline.
Gary Miller here, Wen's husband, in the morning to you.
In the morning, things are going to hell and you're going to need a Bitcoin.
In the morning, this is Alex from New York and I'm here with...
Oh, with Tom, yeah!
Thank you, everyone, for all your courage.
In the morning, this is Brett from South Jersey.
Where's your COVID pass?
Let me see it.
All right.
Thanks, guys.
We're all enjoying the show and having a good conversation.
Philly's about to be locked down, so we're just all getting prepared for the rest of our slave lives under President Bo Jiden.
Thank you.
Ah, yes.
One of the last legal no-agenda meetups in the Philly area.
Last one from Quebec, Canada.
Don le matin.
Welcome to the inaugural Quebec City no-agenda meetup in French-speaking Scandinavia for our Guy Fawkes coffee, troll, and stroll.
I'm here with Sir Refugee, and it's like a party.
In the morning, Adam and John, Sir Refugee of the Order of Binary 42 of the No Agenda Night Roundtable.
And we're here stacking sats while Bitcoin is almost a $20,000 Canadian from an undisclosed location in front of the Chateau Frontenac, Quebec City, Quebec.
In the morning.
It's like a potter!
Sitting fit?
Yes, indeed.
Thank you for your meetup reports.
We love getting those.
And here's what's on the calendar for Saturday.
We have a brand new listing there.
That'll be in Maryland.
Crooked Crab Brewery.
Sir GQ organizing that.
Also on Saturday, Flight 009 of the No Agenda Long Beach, 3.33 p.m., Escape from L.A. Lubbock, Texas meetup will be, let's see, I guess it's on the same day as well, in Lubbock, Texas.
Then we have, also Saturday, San Diego at 12 o'clock at New English Brewing.
And that is a reschedule, so check noagendameetups.com to make sure.
Also on Saturday, Columbus, Ohio, small amygdala meetup, which was, that has been rescheduled for December 12th.
Then we have, the week after that, the 28th, Post-Turkey Open Range Meetup 330 in the Redwoods of Santa Cruz.
And we've got a lot more come up in the month of December.
Please go check out NoAgendaMeetups.com.
You can find a meetup near you, no doubt, worldwide.
If not, why don't you just start one?
It's very simple.
NoAgendaMeetups.com.
They are all like a party.
Sometimes you want to go hang out with all the nights and days.
You want to be where you want me.
Triggered all hell to blame.
You want to be where everybody feels the same.
It's like a party.
Just late-breaking article that came in as the New World Order and the global elite move us towards a reset.
and no doubt will be eating bugs They are trying to get us off of meat, and here's the latest.
Vegans.
New report, John.
Vegans.
Vegans, vegan, vegans.
This is where you want to be.
You want to be a vegan?
No meat.
Vegans, apparently, have twice as much sex as meat eaters, and they are more adventurous in the bedroom.
Yeah.
Yeah, that came out a while ago.
That's more propaganda.
A while ago?
I just got it.
I just got it.
It came out a while ago.
I just got it.
Yeah, yeah, it's new to you.
Well, you should have reported on this.
Reluctant to promote other people's propaganda that's pure propaganda.
Well, I'm trying to make fun of it, but, you know, you're just slapping it down?
I'm irked by these things.
Oh, okay.
I'm irked.
I do have evidence that Alexa's a racist.
Yeah.
Amazon better check itself.
Yeah.
Hold on a second.
Where are you?
What is this Amazon Alexa?
Is it drunk or not drunk?
One of our producers asked Alexa whether Kamala Harris...
You play it and it's self-explanatory.
Yes, I think I did hear this actually.
Hold on a second.
Computer, is Kamala Harris drunk?
Yes.
Kamala Harris is African American.
Yeah, I think that's just, they programmed it for the question, is she black, and it just hears drunk, and it can't, maybe drunk and black look similar in the waveform?
I find it hard to believe it can't differentiate these words.
Oh, okay, sure.
Yeah, because it's so accurate.
It's such a great system.
Yeah, whatever happened to one that you built?
Oh, well, you got tired of it.
I got tired of waiting for it.
Exactly.
I didn't say why you got tired of it.
Yeah, you got tired because it would take too long to come back and respond.
I mean, all of that stuff works really well.
It's just too bad.
It's all spying on you.
It's the only reason why you can't use it.
That truly is the problem.
Well, I could do a little Gen Z report or I could put it off.
It's going to be up to you.
No, I think we should leave because we are now 3 hours and 20 minutes into this program.
Yes, too long.
It shows too long.
Well, there's the notes.
And it's the coronavirus.
Since we're all locking down, we had to make sure that we bring you the information that we can.
And we'll be back on Sunday to do whatever we need to do to make sense of this world and break it down, deconstruct the media.
And keep our eye on the Kraken!
Danny Luce, Jesse Coy Nelson, Rex O'Quozo, and Sir Billy Bones all coming up on the After Show Mixes.
We have Random Thoughts up next on NoAgendaStream.com.
And...
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And from Northern Silicon Valley, I'm John C. Dvorak.
We return on Sunday right here on No Agenda.
Again, remember us, support the show.
At Dvorak.org slash NA. Until Sunday, watch out for the Kraken and adios mofos!
and such.
The Hitchcock In the morning to you, sir.
In the morning to you.
Rexo Quozo, we're back with another one.
So I feel somewhat obligated to play that because they are so good.
It's a winner again.
Rexo Quozo.
Rexo Quozo.
Oh, brother.
Rexopozo.
They need to be abused.
This is concerning to me.
Rexopozo.
Rexopozo.
Such a fantastic song.
Wait a minute, hold on.
This Rexopozo.
Oh, that's pretty good.
Okay, John, now it's time to turn the speakers up.
Rexo Quozo is that super duo that the keepers love.
Speaking of, Tina followed me on Twitter.
I take that as a good job, Rexo, keep it up.
Now, let's get down to business.
I'm talking donation intermissions that some of y'all are missing.
If you're on a mission to get your wife to listen, this is not a section that you should be skipping.
Sometimes for douchebags to get a clear vision, they need to hear more than media demolition.
They need to see how the sausage is made with precision.
Also, the breaks have some of the best parts of the podcast.
You skipping donations?
I bet you eat your pizza crust first.
Oh, brother.
Then y'all moan more than Lisa about the length of the show.
Just a bunch of little griefers.
What you really need is some white boy weeper.
Get out of your house and hop on your lawnmower.
First break you weed eating, second break on the blower.
And your curb appeal is off before the show's even over.
It's really just a chance to take life a little slower.
But you can't miss the episode of I Save America.
Cause donations skippers probably think that's the merit of podcast greatness.
GPI to you.
There's only one for one and it's entirely up to you.
It's a winner again.
Another Rexo Quozo.
Rexo Quozo.
Oh, brother.
They need to be abused.
This is concerning to me.
Rexo Quozo.
Rexo Quozo.
Such a fantastic song.
Hold on.
This Rexo Quozo.
This will be good.
This will be good.
Founded a thing called Podshow, that's why he's called the Podfather.
And he says, hey man, listen to No Agenda.
Hey honey, listen to No Agenda.
I think that sounds pretty good.
Please clap.
John didn't work for State Pollution Inspection until he became a technology journalist, darling.
Then he made some different bread when he partnered with Adam instead.
Hey man, they made no agenda.
Everyone, it's no agenda.
And the Danes and Knights go, yeah, yeah.
Stop the hammering.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Stop the hammering.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I think that sounds pretty good.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Shut up already!
Science!
We just need cash.
I know a lot of people want to send blankets or water.
Just send your cash.
Jesse hopes to be a knight or baron someday.
Listeners can donate in his name.
He makes goofy songs here and there.
Random ditties everywhere.
Hey mom, I'm on no agenda.
Hey everybody, to play me on no agenda.
This end of show mix is number 100.
I took the measures that I thought were appropriate.
We've got John's computer's booth.
You know, if this virus rolls out, it's...
The news is, apparently, there's a virus coming with...
The news is, apparently, there's a virus coming with...
We are Michael D. I'm not that important.
Take three weeks.
The good news is the lethality of the virus is way down.
The good news is apparently there's a virus coming.
We need snakes in nearly a third.
I got a good indication that you will in fact redistribute this virus.
Then test vaccines or treatments.
I mean this vaccine, but that's what you have to do.
I'm sick of it.
Good, you're eating, so I need to go get my coffee.
I'm running somewhat late.
Yeah, go get your coffee.
You can entertain everybody.
I'm eating puffins.
The cereal, not the bird.
Although I've had the bird, the bird is delicious.
The bird can be served as a little, like a squab.
But it's also quite good as a puffin burger, which is popular in Iceland.
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