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1295: Shred and Burn
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Are you listening to The Boys this morning?
Adam Curry, John C. Devorak.
It's Sunday, November 15, 2020.
This is your award-winning GiveOnation Media assassination episode 1295.
This is no agenda.
Watching the truth come out and broadcasting live from Opportunity Zone 33 here at the frontier of Austin, Texas, capital of the drone star state.
In the morning, everybody, I'm Adam Curry.
And from northern Silicon Valley, where they didn't bring out the Kraken, they brought out the crack!
I'm John C. Dvorak.
It's a crackpot in Buzzkill!
In the morning!
You know, it's so remarkable.
We had a discussion on the last episode where I said, hey, we took opposite sides of what can happen with the election, the final tally.
You've even mentioned this in the newsletter?
Sure.
But then what are you doing getting all the clips that I'm supposed to be playing?
Well, you never listen to Lou Dobbs.
Are you kidding me?
This is where I... Listen, I listened to Sidney Powell.
My heart sank this morning.
I'm like, I got all these great clips.
Oh, man.
That fucker got all these clips before me.
Well, you know, there's only one or two of them that have been produced that have zingers in them.
It's okay.
But I think we should start where the money is.
COVID. COVID, yeah.
COVID. That's where it is, baby.
That's where it's at.
Well, can we start with just another one of the rundowns I love to play?
Ah, yes.
Is it CBS? Yeah, this will be the CBS rundown.
Tonight, hospitalizations across the country are facing a crisis like they've never seen before.
It's a feeling of dread, because we know what is coming.
The country's setting a record for hospitalizations on Friday.
This actually is not the rundown.
Oh, that's not the rundown?
You can put, I have it, it's under CBA Friday Rundown.
Oh, well, listen, I'll switch, I'll switch, we'll do it, we'll do it now, here we go.
YGH. Hey, I almost got it right.
Tonight, coronavirus is now raging across every single state in America.
One orders all its residents to stay at home.
And we hear from President Trump for the first time in eight days.
The U.S. death poll could reach nearly 440,000 by spring.
What governors are begging residents to start doing right now.
Also in El Paso, Texas, patients airlifted out of ICUs because they're running out of space.
And in New York City, the nation's largest school system warns parents that in-person education could shut down as soon as Monday.
Breaking his silence, America finally hears from President Trump, who is still not conceived.
You said that a minute ago.
vaccine will be available to all Americans.
Final score, 306 to 232 in the Electoral College.
As President Trump takes North Carolina, Georgia goes to President-elect Biden.
Why all eyes are still on the peach state.
State of emergency.
Nearly a dozen killed in North Carolina after Tropical Storm Ada.
Plus, why a new storm in the Caribbean will be a record-breaker.
Europe on the brink.
Our reporter gets rare access inside an ICU in Rome.
The stunning scenes of a hospital pushed to the edge.
The countdown begins.
America enters a new era of space travel with SpaceX.
We'll meet the four astronauts about to make history.
And Steve Hartman's on the road with the ultimate reality show and how a viewer saved the day.
Wow!
Woo!
Riveting!
I'm sad I missed the whole broadcast.
Hey, you're in Texas.
You're in Texas.
I want to know the fact.
He says in that round, he says, patients airlifted from an El Paso hospital because they're running out of space.
Yeah.
Don't you do that if you've run out of space?
Yeah, it's...
They're running out of space.
What does that even mean?
Well, we know what's going on is that they're picking up Mexicans on the other side of the border.
This is what's happening.
And so this is now open and they're just coming in and getting treatment.
I'm not saying that I don't wish that on them, but don't give it to me like it's some outbreak amongst El Pasoans.
That wasn't in the report.
There was no mention of Mexicans.
No, of course not.
Why would you do that?
Well, yes.
So, the shutdown, the Build Back Better second wave surge raging has kicked in all across Europe.
Italy shut down.
The Netherlands shut down.
It's not exactly the same, but it's coming pretty close.
It's...
Well, actually, we're seeing it now in New York.
We're seeing it in, I believe, Inslee is shutting down Washington State.
We have...
Clip from the governor of Oregon.
But this is really them just following orders.
And they're doing as they're told.
And we know that there's no one going to stop them because Joe Biden is our president-elect and he's just going to just flip the switch and it's all going to be groovy.
And they're taking orders from Dr.
Fauci.
Fauci and Pooper.
So are there countries that you, you know, there are countries that seem to be doing well that then weren't doing so.
Are there countries now that hold up as models for, you know, pretty good response to this?
You know, the answer is yes, but right now it seems that...
No, you're right.
I thought it was Pooper.
Doesn't matter.
It's Fauci.
Pretty good response to this.
You know, the answer is yes, but right now it seems that every country is suffering.
We are often compared with countries that are not comparable to us.
We are not a little island of five million people that we can shut off.
We're not a country that would accept if a ruler tells us, you must do this.
I was talking with our UK colleagues just today who were saying the UK is very similar to where we are now in outbreak because each of our countries have that independent spirit and we don't want to be told what to do.
Well, I understand that, but now is the time to do what you're told.
And I think it really is something that we should be doing right now.
You hear that guy with his laugh?
Do as you're told.
Do as you're told, slave.
That's so funny when I tell them what to do when they do it.
What you're told.
And I think it really is something that we should be doing.
Oh, that was Fauci.
That's Fauci making the...
You gotta ISO that.
Yeah, it's ISOed.
I got it.
I got an ISO. If you wanted to, we could do an end-of-show ISO, but you may have better.
So let's see this in action here in the United States.
Oregon, here is the press briefing from the other day from the governor.
Unfortunately, since then, we've seen an alarming spike in both cases and COVID-19 hospitalizations.
Let's just stop for one second because I did look at the Oregon stats and we just heard this incredible...
Incredible increase in cases and deaths.
And I have it here, updated as of today, this morning.
Yes, we see an incredible spike in cases.
102% increase.
Deaths!
Well, we had one death yesterday.
And the overall rolling average is down 14%.
So she's full of crap!
Today, we topple a thousand cases again.
Several hospitals across the state have voluntarily begun to reduce some surgeries to preserve both hospital beds and staff capacity.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, exactly.
Oh, no.
You can't come in now.
You've got to stay out.
And, again, they're going to be sending nurses and doctors home with nothing to do.
However, this isn't just about COVID-19 patients.
The next time you need medical care, the last thing you want to hear is that the ambulance has no place to go.
Do as you're told, slave.
You see?
You see what she's doing here?
It's like, you have to stay home and we have to stop the spread because if you need it, you might die.
She knows there's only one death.
What is the point of these governors lying to the public like this?
Okay.
Because this is the globalist dark winter message.
We're going into the dark winter.
As soon as Joe is confirmed, then we're going to move...
I'll get to it.
We're going to go into Build Back Better Great Reset.
This is the whole idea.
Lock them down.
The Great Reset.
...opening just in Oregon.
The dreaded winter surge is here.
Woo!
Infection records are...
John!
It's not just the winter surge, it's the dreaded winter surge.
They did not advertise it as such.
Winter surge is here.
Infection records are being set in states across the entire country.
And more dead on the highway!
We must take further measures to flatten the curve now.
Flatten the curve.
Let's just go back to where that came from.
Flatten the curve again?
We already flattened the curve.
But that was the death curve and the hospitalization curve.
She's talking about the case curve.
You can't flatten the case curve when everybody, if you jack that damn thing into their nose and then cycle it up a bit, everyone's got COVID or a trace of it.
But isn't that the point?
Is she saying we need to flatten the curve again?
Well, then stop testing.
She fails to mention it's a different curve.
This is not the curve we were flattening when we had our two-week initial lockdown done by Easter.
Different curve.
...days of the pandemic.
If we want to give Oregonians a fighting chance, we must take further measures to flatten the curve now.
That's why I'm announcing a two-week freeze for the entire state beginning Wednesday, November 18th.
Yes, this is the new term, freeze.
It's a freeze.
It's not a lockdown.
It's a freeze.
And it sounds a lot like a lockdown, though, when you listen to what you can no longer do in the state of Oregon as of Wednesday.
The two-week freeze includes limiting restaurants to takeout only, limiting retail, grocery stores, and pharmacies to 75% capacity, and strongly encouraging curbside pickup, closing gyms and fitness organizations, as closing gyms and fitness organizations, as well as venues that host either indoor or outdoor events.
Limiting churches and other faith-based venues to a maximum of 25 people indoors or 50 outdoors.
And requiring remote work, if at all possible, for all businesses across the entire state.
I'm also asking Oregonians to wear a mask at all times, except when eating and drinking, whether you are indoors or outdoors.
The evidence is very, very clear that masks save lives.
There you go.
So effectively shut down, killing the restaurants now.
The restaurants and bars will be dead.
They can't handle that.
Chicago had their own way.
Lori Lightfoot, she really likes the drama.
She likes doing skits.
Oh yeah, of course she does.
She's an actress.
So here's the scene.
This is...
Normally I wouldn't play this because it's a visual gag where she's sleeping, it's black and white, and she starts to wake up, and it's a nightmare, as if she just has awakened from this nightmare of four years of Trump, and science is back.
That is the entire message this 45-second video communicates.
But it's kind of worth it to hear how horribly it's produced if you just listen to the audio and the shitty-ass stock music and the horrible timing.
Anyway, your Chicago tax dollars at work, everybody.
Thank God.
Thank God.
Science is back, baby.
And the earth is round, not flat.
Washing your hands does work.
Social distancing does matter.
And wearing a face covering does help protect all of us.
I do love science.
Oh yeah.
Listen to that.
Listen to that.
It's like all of these videos are done by like corporate people, corporate editors.
You know, it's like a...
Oh, the third stringers, the Hollywood wannabes.
They do corporate crap.
You go to these meetings all the time.
They obviously have no gigs anymore.
They gotta do it for the mayor.
Yeah, and use that Apple royalty-free music while you're at it.
The Brits are locked down, and they're not taken.
I think this is in the north.
This may be Birmingham, actually.
And they don't even want the vaccine.
And they have a little chant.
Yes, you can stick your poison vaccine you can stick your poison vaccine up your ass.
This is...
Arse.
Arse, I'm sorry.
Oh, man.
And there's something very odd happening.
There's all these truth-want-to-come-out kind of gaffes taking place all over the media.
And I'm sure they don't...
It's not...
I don't know.
It's truth-wants-to-come-out.
Here is the UK Health Secretary Matt Hancock.
Critically, and I suppose this is the central point about why we are being cautious as well as obviously happy at the news, is because...
We've got to stick with it in the meantime.
You know, if this virus rolls out, it takes three weeks between the two doses that you mentioned, then takes another one to two weeks.
Did you hear it?
Did you hear it?
Take another once, two weeks?
No, no, listen to this.
If this virus rolls out, it takes three weeks.
Oh, if this virus rolls out.
They're all, instead of spreading vaccine, everybody keeps talking about spreading virus.
And you hear this everywhere.
Listen to it again.
We've got to stick with it in the meantime.
You know, if this virus rolls out, it takes three weeks between the two doses.
Here's Charlotte Talks.
The big AM. Who is this?
Mike Collins with the doctor from Atrium Health.
Dr.
Hunter, it was announced this week that Atrium wants to be, and probably will be, a distribution center for the Pfizer vaccine when it becomes available, and that really is supposedly weeks away from being released to...
Medical personnel, that vaccine has to be kept at extremely low temperatures, up to 80 degrees below zero Celsius, which is minus 94, I think, Fahrenheit.
It requires special refrigeration units that Atrium and Novant have both purchased, and I guess they have them in place.
Is that a good indication that you will, in fact, be distributing this virus?
I mean, this vaccine.
I can't get enough of it.
Everyone is all in on distributing the vaccine.
Here's another one.
Or the virus.
Yeah, so the explosion of cases across the whole country is worse now than it was.
The good news is the lethality of the virus is way down.
The good news is apparently there's a virus coming.
We are in a very different place now than we were in.
What is this?
There's a virus coming.
It's really bizarre.
It's really, really strange.
The fact that you can catch two of them is bizarre enough, but you've got three or four.
Boots on the Ground report from Austin, Texas.
One of our producers was visiting a nurse today who works at Ascension Seton Medical Center.
It's on 38th Street.
It's one of our biggest medical systems here in Austin.
She is on the COVID floor, and she assured me she's never seen more than 20 patients the entire year at one time in that ward.
So it's from the start of the pandemic.
Chinese study finds there is a possible 75% reduction in sperm count if you've had COVID. And now it's time to panic, actually.
You hear these kinds of reports.
Yeah, I know.
Maybe that was the idea.
Well, we're going to go back to our depopulation theories.
Yeah.
Here's a boots-on-the-ground report from the UK from Stephen.
I thought I'd send you a message about the Tier 3 system they have in the UK. This is for their new lockdown.
As he says, as you know, the UK is now in a second lockdown.
But before that, we had the three-tier system.
My area, Greater Manchester, was put into the highest-risk ban Tier 3.
It was a complete farce and a total waste of time, of course.
In my local shopping precinct, the only thing that had to shut were the bookies.
You could get a haircut, get a manicure, get drunk in the pub, but having a bet was officially verboten.
But here's the cool thing.
The way the pubs would operate I think is similar to what they did in Austin.
You had to shut down unless you served food.
So the brewery that he frequents made a deal with a frozen food company, and they brought him cheap meals, frozen meals for £3.50.
You could get a burger or mac and cheese, and most people just paid the extra £3.50 and said, please, don't even heat that thing up.
In Australia...
Here's your £3.50.
Give it to the poor.
It's just a tax.
Now, in Australia, there's a...
For the quarantine, if you're in the weaker states of Victoria and New South Wales, they have an app!
And the app is for...
This is a different kind of app.
This is the G2G Now app, which helps the police better protect the community by conducting remote checks on people in quarantine.
The app uses facial recognition and phone location data to ensure people quarantine remain at their registered address throughout their mandated quarantine period.
And using the app, they have virtual in-app check-ins during the quarantine.
The police can surprise you.
They can send you a push notification so you have five minutes to take a selfie of yourself with the appropriate GPS location.
Stay in your jail, slave!
That's pretty out there.
You know, it seems like a logical thing to do.
Not necessary for this.
For this is dumb, because this is a farce.
But for people that are, you know, home arrested, home arrest, or whatever they call it.
House arrest.
Quarantine.
A bad way to do it.
Although, you know, then again, let me stop.
We know a lot of hackers.
This is hackable.
And I totally agree.
And the keeper says that too.
She says, there's going to be a black market.
I'm like, yeah, but that's not the point.
Of course there'll be a black market.
We shouldn't allow this in the first place anywhere.
Yeah, that's true.
Because the people that have access to the hackers are an elite group themselves.
It's a violation of human rights.
Greece is fun.
So Greece, they have the lockdown.
However, you are not allowed to use the internet for anything except work between 9am and 6pm because the country's internet pipes are getting blocked up with Netflix.
Netflix and Pornhub.
So now they're going to...
I don't know how they're going to enforce it.
They may.
But that is no more just screwing around on the internet.
They could do anything they want.
And then I would say the most emailed or most noticed article or tweet was Elon Musk.
Who is going to take us to Mars, has the entire military-industrial complex floating above our heads with tens of thousands of satellites, but yet he's only now figuring out that these PCR tests are bullcrap.
Nine months later.
Yeah.
And now it's like, hey, well, that's weird.
I got one test from this place and one was negative from that place.
And now the celebrities are starting to see it.
Erykah Badu, she says, oh, I had, my left nostril was positive, my right nostril was negative.
So whether people get into the material of how bogative these tests, these so-called tests are, which aren't really tests, it doesn't matter.
As long as we get some celebrity saying this shit, then that's, I think that'll work.
Let's play some fear porn from our country.
Ooh, yes.
These people beat around the bush.
Let's do the general...
I got two clips.
Okay.
I got the top CBS... Let's start with the general fear porn on CBS. Oh, general.
This is not the...
This is not the top.
This is general.
This is just the tip.
Tonight, hospitalizations across the country are facing a crisis like they've never seen before.
It's a feeling of dread because we know what is coming.
The country setting a record for hospitalizations on Friday, the fourth day in a row, over 60,000.
In just the last month, COVID hospitalizations in Illinois have nearly tripled.
ICUs are quickly approaching capacity.
Medical workers scrambling to keep up with the surge.
And doctors like Michelle Prickett say healthcare workers are at a breaking point.
Everyone feels like they ran a marathon and now we're being asked to do an Ironman and we're just tired.
Hospitals across the Midwest are being crippled by COVID. In Wisconsin, doctors and nurses are now forced to prioritize care and they're running out of beds.
I never thought as a healthcare provider that I would be in the position of trying to decide who gets life-saving medical care and who doesn't.
That kind of stuff isn't supposed to happen in the United States.
Hospitals under strain from coast to coast.
In Pennsylvania, an elementary school gymnasium is now ready to be an overflow hospital.
In Montana, health officials say they don't have enough staff to support rural populations.
Utah health care workers overwhelmed by patients are forced to activate their surge plan, calling on New York nurses they helped in the spring to help them now during their darkest days.
Oh, there it is.
The darkest days.
Hey, please, everyone, for your state, for your country, wherever you live, just go look at two...
Every country, every state, every place has a graph of the cases, sometimes also known as infected people, but it's just cases.
Some kind of assay said, yes, you have something.
Then there's the death rate and the actual hospitalization rate.
But the death rate, and just look at those two numbers.
They're inverted now.
Completely inverted.
I put these charts in the newsletter.
I love that you do that.
You could keep doing that, because people need to see it.
I'm going to keep doing it, because they keep coming out, but the last one was the Swedish one.
And it's like now the deaths have actually gone up from zero to a couple.
But it's like the one you just pointed out in Oregon, one.
But they've got the public all jacked up.
We got a note from one of our female producers that's in Manitoba, and she says, she talked to her friends.
Horrible note.
Horrible note.
You have it in front of you.
You can read part of it if you want.
Oh, no, I don't.
I figured since you replied, you'd probably have it.
Yeah, I didn't print it out, but I can just summarize.
It's a pretty long note.
But she says these are friends of hers that are conservatives, and they are freaked out.
They're shaking in their boots.
Obviously, they're no agenda listeners.
They're shaking in their boots.
I mean, it's just unbelievable.
I mean, the media should be ashamed of itself.
People should be writing down names and taking retribution someday.
Here's the COVID top CBS fear porn, which I had to include.
More states reaching breaking points as a coronavirus pandemic hits new highs.
The U.S. reported more than 100,000 daily cases for the last 10 days.
Oregon and New Mexico announcing a partial lockdown, urging residents to stay home for two weeks.
We don't act right now.
We cannot preserve the lives.
We can't keep saving lives.
In North Dakota, after months of resistance, the governor now mandating masks following another day of record infections and hospitalizations.
Our situation has changed and we must change with it.
In Nevada, where daily cases also surged to record levels, the governor announced he's tested positive for the virus.
Idaho is rolling back its reopening, limiting indoor and outdoor gatherings, and mobilizing the National Guard to help overwhelmed hospitals.
In Chicago, residents are being told to leave their homes for essential needs only, starting Monday.
The advisory lasting at least 30 days.
And in New York, Governor Cuomo is clamping down now, even with one of the lowest rates of virus spread in the country.
We believe we're going to have to be taking additional steps.
This weekend, he's joining Northeast governors for an emergency summit after ordering bars, restaurants, and gyms to shut down for a 10 p.m.
curfew.
The new rules prompting fear.
The future, it's very disconcerting, to be honest.
And frustration.
Small businesses, they've already been infected.
It's pretty ridiculous, honestly.
The U.S. has averaged 1,000 deaths every day this month.
The city of El Paso now using mobile morgues to hold the dead.
So it's not going to get better.
It's going to get worse, and then I don't know how far along until we do something drastically.
But coronavirus survivors offer light during these dark days.
Patty Riddle is COVID-free after 35 days in a coma.
The dark days is in the script, huh?
It's in the style book.
You gotta say it over and over.
The dark days, the dark winter, death and doom, destruction upon us.
We're all gonna die.
There was a number of things I've been picking up on this.
You know, they have these...
Here's what you should say.
You know, the climate change thing became climate crisis.
And, you know, these memos go around from the various style of guys.
They usually stem from the New York Times who really...
And Associated Press too, right?
Associated Press, don't they?
Associated Press has a style guide and they'll put out a memo.
And usually they're pressured to do it by some action group that says, no, you should be, the reason that things are going poorly is because we're studying climate change.
We should use the word crisis, use climate crisis.
Yeah.
And so they all start using climate crisis, and they do, because they're idiots.
And they all kind of go, okay, yeah.
Actually, they're true believers, to be honest about it.
And people should go read the Eric Hoffer book, The True Believer, to get a handle on this.
Now, I'd like to say...
That for sure, there are cases, people getting sick.
Yeah, and they find them and put them on the show as though the woman was 35 days in a coma.
They had a different woman in a coma the other day.
My friend Dave works in an accounting company in Alabama, and he got COVID. He was sick for a few days.
He had fever.
But he says the whole office are getting sick, but they're surviving.
That's the difference.
It's either not the same strength or we definitely know how to handle it better.
It's just the fear over the hospitals is unwarranted.
It's simply not true.
And I don't know which people that pull it in front of the camera is like, oh, this shouldn't happen in America!
Okay, it happens during flu season.
Anyway, let's revisit what this is really all about.
We're going back to July...
And we will listen to the World Economic Forum founder, Klaus.
Klaus!
He will tell us that he doesn't really know what's going to happen in November, but, you know, really, what's going on here?
Well, you know what it is.
It's opportunity.
I don't know how it will play out in November, but what we know is that we will end up with many more unemployed and particularly also people in the grey economy, which are not counted for, who lose their jobs.
So we will see.
Definitely a lot of anger already now, but probably increased by the end of the year, because this crisis will be with us until we really have found a remedy.
So we have to prepare for a more angry world.
And how to prepare?
Thanks to you, dude.
It means to take the necessary action to create a fairer world.
To see that we provide everybody with decent access to the health system.
I think it's all...
I don't have too many remedies.
The remedies have to be discussed through dialogue by the stakeholders of our global system.
But I just see the need for such a dialogue and I see the need for action.
I see the need for a great reset.
So, that was in July.
That is not when they started.
They've been pushing the Great Reset for at least a year before the beginning of this year.
So, for more than a year and a half, it's the Great Reset.
It's the World Economic Forum.
You can go look at their website.
They're doing it in plain sight.
It's all there.
And he says there, the global system.
Well, what global system is this?
And he just keeps talking about it like it's so obvious and normal.
And I would say one of the pieces of evidence for the global system is all of these representatives of countries, I wouldn't want to call them world leaders, who have...
He implemented the Build Back Better term.
That is the flag right now of the great reset New World Order globalists who are part of Klaus's system.
By the way, he's not a politician.
He's just a money guy.
And he has an unfortunate accent for a bald guy.
Unfortunate accent.
He has an unfortunate accent.
Hello.
It's right up his alley.
So, we have buildbackbetter.com.
You can go see what Joe and Kamala are...
The Dutch king, the Dutch prime minister, New Zealand prime minister, Boris Johnson in the UK, Macron in France, the new prime minister of Japan, all of them using Build Back Better.
And luckily, the weak child of the class, Justin Trudeau, just comes out and spills the bean about exactly what that means.
Building back better means getting support to the most vulnerable while maintaining our momentum on reaching the 2030 Agenda for Sustainable Development and the SDGs.
Canada is here to listen and to help.
This pandemic has provided an opportunity for a reset.
This is our chance to accelerate our pre-pandemic efforts to reimagine economic systems that actually address global challenges like extreme poverty, inequality and climate change.
And there it is.
It's exactly what we've been saying throughout the duration of this entire program.
They want it.
They want it.
They're going to do it.
They're going to do it with climate change.
You'll have climate shutdowns, emergency day, too much something in the air.
You can't see it.
You can't smell it.
But you've got to stay home.
And then...
As per Deutsche Bank's analysis and request, if you're working from home, yeah, you really need to pay an extra 5% income tax because you're not really contributing to society.
Okay, this is the irony.
They love pulling this stunt.
This is the stunt of pulling in California where we have to go all electric cars.
Oh, wait.
Now nobody's buying gasoline, so they're not contributing to the tax benefit.
So you should go all electric, but now you have to pay taxes on just having a car.
Here's one paragraph summary from Deutsche Bank.
People who can work from home, which is now an acronym WFH, and disconnect themselves from face-to-face society have gained many benefits during the pandemic.
Oh, it's an equity thing.
What benefit?
A 5% tax for each WFH day would leave the average person no worse off than if they worked in the office, but it would raise $49 billion per year in the U.S., $20 billion in Germany, and $7 billion in the U.K. that can fund subsidies for the lowest paid workers who usually cannot work from home.
So now they're going to take it from you.
This is exactly like the electric car tax.
The argument is, look, you're at home, working from home.
You normally would have driven to work or taken public transportation, and you would have spent time doing that, and it would have cost you X amount of money, like $10, to get to the office and back, or $5.
And if you're making $100 a day, we're going to charge you 5% to $5.
It's a break-even deal.
Why are you complaining about it?
Isn't it interesting?
This is a great scam.
I love the logic of it.
This is like the electric car thing.
You should be thankful you have an electric car.
Give us money.
These guys, all they want to do is rob us.
Yes, correct.
All they want to do is rob us.
Yes, you're correct.
Let me see if we had any other stories that were necessary.
Oh yes, there's some data now on remdesivir.
Ever since that got its approval to be used, every single large multi-hospital regional healthcare system reports since they started using remdesivir, deaths have gone up.
Yeah, I think that was reported early, too.
They reported, if you remember right, because I do.
Yeah, I remember.
I just can't.
It wasn't working, it was killing people.
I'm not laughing about dead people.
I'm just like, wow.
I mean, we're sitting here, two old dudes doing a podcast, and we know more than Elon Musk, man.
Come on!
Elon is like, and everyone's tweeting, hey man, you should listen to Adam and John.
Yeah, I can see Elon Musk going, no, he's not going to listen to Adam and John for a second at all, at all.
So that is what awaits us in the event that the Biden-Harris campaign maintains their presumptive victory.
This is what we will have.
Look at Europe.
Look at what's going on.
Look at Build Back Better.
It's too late now, by the way.
You can't change your vote.
Whatever will be, will be.
But that's definitely happening.
And in the Red Book, I'm very excited that we even had an animated No Agenda about it.
We are going to have Ticketmaster apps keeping us out of everywhere.
You've got to have your test.
You've got to have your QR code.
You've got to scan it.
Just before we leave COVID completely.
Can I just say one thing?
For those who are interested in the show notes, there is an excellent breakdown from our no-agenda dumb ER doctor.
I think you saw this too, didn't you?
He says, hey, I'm just another dumb ER doctor.
Yeah, I did see this.
And he explains Bayes' theorem, which I'm not going to explain, but he shows exactly how a PCR by itself cannot determine if there's an outbreak.
And it has to be done in certain situations.
Otherwise, you're looking at 90% false positive.
In some cases, even more.
And the actual scenario that we're in now, which is his third scenario, the positive tests have a likelihood of 0.37% of being actually truly positive.
That's less than half a percent.
Meaning infectious.
Infectious, yes.
I'm sorry.
Yes.
They're all positive.
Yeah.
But infectious.
It's meaningless.
So, take a look at that.
Alright.
Nobody wants to hear about this.
No!
Why would they?
But they love, everybody loves, they love the AI. AI? So, they love the AI. Okay.
You heard about AI? Well, people are loving it.
Yeah.
So, MIT's come up with some AI. Oh, okay.
Woo!
Artificial intelligence, baby!
Got it.
And now you can just cough into it.
You can cough.
Fake a cough.
And the AI will tell if you have COVID. Asymptomatic people who are infected with COVID-19 exhibit, by definition, no discernible physical symptoms of the disease.
But it seems those who are asymptomatic may not be entirely free of changes wrought by the virus.
The differences between a cough of an asymptomatic patient and a healthy individual are not decipherable to the human ear, but it turns out that they can be picked up by artificial intelligence.
For example, here is a cough of a healthy individual.
Sounds real healthy.
And now here is a cough of an asymptomatic person with COVID-19.
Wow, I can't hear that.
To make things even more challenging...
Wait, do I sound like one or two, John?
Go to the hospital immediately.
...cough of an asymptomatic person with COVID-19.
No, that's not me.
To make things even more challenging, listen to a person who has symptoms and is COVID-19 positive.
Goddamn.
It's very hard, frankly almost impossible, for a person to distinguish these three coughs, even after you've listened to them multiple times.
But a team of MIT researchers report they have developed an AI model that can distinguish asymptomatic people with COVID-19 from healthy individuals without the disease through forced cough recordings.
This is really a dynamic report.
To develop their model, the researchers used tens of thousands of samples of coughs submitted by people voluntarily through web browsers and devices such as cell phones and laptops.
When they fed the model new cough recordings to accurately identify 98.5% of coughs from people who were confirmed to have COVID-19, including 100% of coughs from the asymptomatic, who reported they did not have symptoms but had tested positive for the virus.
When the AI model is fed the cough of a COVID-asymptomatic person...
Oh my gosh!
Can you see that juice?
They found it was able to pick up patterns in the four biomarkers, vocal cord strength, sentiment, lung and respiratory performance, and muscular degradation that are specific to COVID-19.
When the model is fed the cough of a COVID-positive individual who is exhibiting symptoms...
beautiful it's actually harder for artificial intelligence to discriminate the researchers think by the way stop it right there Yes.
That COVID cough, the one that's the real cough.
Yeah.
You're telling me that this AI can distinguish between cough A and B because one guy's tested positive.
Oh yeah, I can see that.
But the horrible, horrible cough that the guy's about to die coughing.
Oh no, can't spot it.
Meh, impossible.
This is bullcrap.
This is bullcrap.
People are learning through science!
Science!
What are you talking about?
How dare you?
How dare you refute the science?
It is actually harder for artificial intelligence to discriminate.
The researchers think it is because there are many conditions that create symptoms, such as the flu or asthma, and therefore the results are confounded.
For this reason, they stress that their AI model is not meant to diagnose symptomatic people or determine whether their symptoms are due to COVID-19 or other conditions.
What?
What's the whole point?
So it works, but you can't use it?
No, it works fine.
It works fine, and you can use it.
What you can use it for is people wandering around.
I got my test.
I came back positive.
Oh, a cough into this microphone.
Force a cough.
And then they run through a...
You not only tested positive, but you've got it, dude.
Shut up already!
It's science!
My goodness.
This is...
This is off the rails.
Yeah, we're going a little far.
And meanwhile...
There's all kinds of weird little things going on.
I love it when states do this.
We set a record today with more than 1,400 patients in hospitals, but there's a reason for that.
The state is now counting those patients in a new way.
I don't even need to play the rest of the clip.
You don't have to play the rest of the clip.
Yeah, if you keep changing the rules, you always get what you want.
That's what they do with the elections.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, I think we can do 45 minutes on that.
Easy.
And I think we're done with the COVIDs.
Well, let me see if I get any more COVID stuff.
I don't think so.
I don't think I have anything else.
Oh, yes.
I do have a couple ISOs.
I want to check this ISOs out.
This is one ISO. Dread.
Dread.
Okay.
It's a feeling of dread.
It's a feeling of dread.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's okay.
It doesn't sound as good.
See, you know, they sound good when I'm producing them, but now I hear you doing it.
It goes over the system, and it's echoey.
It doesn't sound good.
Yeah, it doesn't sound good.
It doesn't sound like...
It was much better when it was in context, when you could see this.
Oh, yeah.
The feeling of dread.
Oh, I know how that works.
We did get a note from one of our producers in Arkansas.
And this, of course, is where Walmart HQ is in Benton, I think.
Benton, Arkansas?
And through the grapevine...
Yeah, through the grapevine, the word is the Walmart is telling their employees to stock up for the dark winter.
So they're getting ready for it.
Toilet paper!
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's just going to replay.
It's going to replay.
So...
A lot of information coming out since the last show.
And I will just lay out what I believe is happening and then we can go anywhere we want with it.
Taking the position that the president will be re-elected because of a lot because this is my position because of blatant fraud but I think I got to step back.
No matter what happens, 45 Savage has to go out with the fourth act to his movie.
I mean, he's been very, very quiet.
He did his little Rose Garden thing about Operation Warp Speed, took no questions, didn't really say too much, didn't even really blame China.
So we had what we thought would be the third act.
Oh my God, he's caught COVID. Is he going to die?
What's going to happen?
Miraculously, he comes alive, but it's screwed up all the debates.
And oh, but our hero is still there.
And now he's lost.
But I think he's getting set to reveal all of the Evidence which will prove that the voting machines were compromised.
I think the only strategy for him is to blame China for everything.
And I'm already hearing all kinds of people point back to China from Venezuela to Cuba and it all comes back to China.
And that would be great, because then he can say, China hacked the election, China also gave us COVID, which I'm sure he'll have some proof of, and then the American people would have a common enemy, and we could probably kind of get past the Joe Biden part of it.
And that is what I think will happen.
Okay.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, and of course, thousands of sealed indictments shall be revealed.
Oh, 10,000.
It's over 200,000.
Yeah, I heard the 202, but I think they were just...
I don't know.
Do the research, man.
I don't have to use that many people out there.
It's a spreadsheet, man.
It's a spreadsheet.
I have a couple of clips I want to throw in.
Yeah.
Now, Lou Dobbs did a little thing with Sidney, which I have some clips of, but I want to play the one part of it, just a chunk of it, because Lou Dobbs is actually...
She was with Money Honey before, but now she's with Lou Dobbs.
And Lou Dobbs is something of an idealist to the point where...
You know, I kind of know Lou Dobbs.
He was on Silicon Spin.
I ran into him when I was in New York or wherever their headquarters are.
I think it was New York.
And I didn't realize he's such an idealist that he would say the following.
And this is the clip that's called Election Loud Dobbs Idealist.
Extraordinary and such a dangerous moment in our history.
I really am very concerned for the country and very concerned for all Americans.
And I have a feeling that most Democrats are first Americans and not Democrats.
They have to be as alarmed as any one of us.
I don't think so!
Ah, okay.
Extracurricular work, Mr.
Dvorak, that will get you points.
That will get you points.
Very good.
Very good.
That was the dumbest thing I've ever heard him say.
Well, so let's play some of the clips that I have.
I have a lecture on Sidney Powell on Dobbs.
All of this was discussed and planned beginning with Hugo Chavez and how it was designed there and then saw it happening in this country.
As soon as the state shut down on election night and stopped counting, those are the states where the most egregious problems occurred.
We also need to look at and we're beginning to collect evidence on the financial interests of some of the governors and secretaries of state who actually bought into the Dominion systems, surprisingly enough.
Hunter Biden type graft to line their own pockets by getting a voting machine in that would either make sure their election was successful or they got money for their family from it.
You're going to have to be quick to go through and to produce that investigation and the results of it.
The December deadlines are approaching for electors and just as we saw in 2000 with Bush v.
Gore.
How critical are those deadlines and how urgent does that make your investigation and discovery?
Well, for fraud this serious, I think even if the states are stupid enough to go ahead and certify the votes where we know the machines were operating and producing altered election results, if they're stupid enough to do that, then they will be set aside by the fraud also.
I mean, we are talking about hundreds of thousands of votes.
We won this election in a landslide.
It's going to be irrefutable.
Patriots are coming forward every day, all day, faster than we can collect their information with the testimony they're willing to give under oath about how their votes were stolen and how the machines operated.
They were updated the night of the election, sometimes after the election.
We've got statistical evidence that shows hundreds of thousands of votes being just put in and replicated.
It's gonna be...
There needs to be a massive criminal investigation and it's going to affect millions of voters and elections.
For quick context, I have two short super cuts that I think I should just throw in here.
The first one is the overwhelming response to any claims by the Trump team who are like this.
And of course we use a common word so everybody knows that we're all on board.
Now, I must spend a moment on something that will garner too much attention over the next few weeks.
Baseless claims by the President and his supporters that there's been widespread voter fraud.
Baseless claims of voter fraud.
Baseless claims of voter fraud.
Baseless claims of fraud.
Baseless claims of voter fraud.
Baseless claims about voter fraud.
Baseless claims about voter fraud.
Why would you even use the term baseless?
Of course it has a base.
It has a base.
It's based in a theory.
Why would they say baseless?
Why not fake phony?
Get the drum at home.
Baseless is baseless.
Oh, baseless.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Yes.
Geez.
And a reminder...
And by the way, this is one of those, like I said, there's these words that are cropping up, and that's one of them.
Baseless, baseless, yep.
And a reminder that it was certainly the Democrats, but the same mainstream media who were telling us that the results, it could be delayed, it could take a while.
Before we know exactly who's won.
Wait, then we're going to go off.
Play the other super clip.
Actually, before you do that, since you just said what you said, play the Hillary clip.
Oh, yes.
They have a couple of scenarios that they're looking toward.
One is messing up absentee balloting so that they then get maybe a narrow advantage in the Electoral College on Election Day.
Joe Biden should not concede under any circumstances because I think this is going to drag out and eventually I do believe he will win if...
We don't give an inch.
And if we are as focused and relentless as the other side is.
I'm glad to see you're using that 808 drum machine again.
That's really nice in your clips.
I think you should keep that up.
Sounds good.
Here is the delays we were supposed to expect.
There's nothing illegitimate about this election taking additional days or even weeks to make sure that all the votes are counted.
Experts say it could take days, even weeks, to determine the final results.
And results could take days or even weeks.
The final tallies in each state aren't certified for days or even weeks.
If it's within a one or two...
Tenths of a point, it could take two weeks to count all those votes.
It's not official until states finish their canvas, which can take weeks and even a month.
But the reality, though news organizations often project winners on election night.
The impact of either candidate.
They can say anything they want, but it's not official until, well, it's official.
Neither of them can decide that.
It's more important that we get a count that is accurate than a count that is fast and might not be accurate.
In fact, that might be important to make sure that this is a legitimate and fair election.
We believe that the votes must be counted and let's run this election like it should be.
And the winner will be the one who earns the most votes.
Will you pledge not to declare victory until the election is independently certified?
The fact is, I will accept it.
Okay, so they have to accept it because they say they would.
Here's what's kind of odd, and I want to get back to your Sydney clip for the second part.
One week before the election, there were reports about the Dominion voting machines, which is what everything seems to be focused on.
I'm kind of sure now that all the other lawsuits that were filed, while not unimportant and not perhaps proper or correct, were really just distraction or keep stuff at bay.
I think they have the goods on everybody.
And this was the local PBS station in Georgia one week before Election Day looking at the Dominion voting systems.
Also taking a deep dive, election security white hat hacker, Hari Hurstie.
They have set up a complicated system which is centralized and doesn't seem to have any safeguards.
Georgia's vote tallying system is a complex assortment of laptops, iPads, magnetic cards, touchscreens, printers, and scanners.
What could possibly go wrong?
Lots of moving parts.
2019, Georgia bought the devices from a Canadian company called Dominion Voting Systems.
They replaced paperless machines like these, made by a now-defunct company called Diebold Election Systems.
Remember that?
Our old friend Diebold, they went out of business, and they were definitely doing weird stuff with votes, and that was...
Bain Capital, I think, owned them.
This is what gets interesting is who owns these companies and not just U.S. companies.
A federal judge forced the state to scrap the discredited devices.
Election security experts working for the plaintiffs in the lawsuit against the state have uncovered several troubling issues.
Alex Halderman looked closely at the QR codes where the votes are encoded for the scanner.
By analyzing the structure of the QR codes, I've been able to learn that there's nothing that stops an attacker from just duplicating one.
And the duplicate would count the same as the original barcode.
Can you believe this?
They were just replicating whatever data was in the...
Yeah, well, that's what...
Continue to stall the second half of the clip.
This guy Trey Trainor, the head of the FEC, was on Newsmax.
Yeah.
And he actually, they showed some video of them.
It looked like they were actually doing that on the spot to play this clip.
But do you believe there is voter fraud out there, specifically in Pennsylvania and other states, that are weighing heavily in on this election?
I do believe that there's voter fraud taking place in these places.
Otherwise, they would allow the observers to go in.
When you have claims of, you know, 10,000 people who don't live in the state of Nevada, having voted in Nevada, you have the video showing where people are, you know, they're either duplicating a spoiled ballot right there or they're in the process of just marking a ballot that came in blank for a voter. they're either duplicating a spoiled ballot right there or they're That's a process that needs to be observed by election observers.
State law allows those observers to be in there.
And if they're not, then the law is not being followed, making this an illegitimate election.
straightforward Yeah.
But it's baseless.
Baseless, baseless.
It's completely baseless, man.
Wow.
Yeah.
But it's baseless.
It's baseless.
I just want to play before, again, we get to...
Yeah, yeah, you got to play the second half.
I got one other thing.
This is...
I have a...
I'll play the interview in a minute, but I just want to play the beginning.
This is clip number one of the NPR series on election.
This is a six-second clip.
This is the beginning of this interview, and I want you to listen to it because this is what you're up against.
This is NPR. Telling it like it is.
Who's in the White House in January 2021 is clear.
President-elect Joe Biden.
Okay, just so you know.
It's clear.
Yeah, baby.
That's clear.
It's done.
There's no question about it.
Shut up.
Look.
Yeah.
You know, I got an interesting note from an anonymous TV professional.
And, of course, his place of work and his name need to be redacted.
I work with elections data for all major local news stations across the country.
The company I work for sells a data server that local news stations use to receive the Associated Press data feed and feed their broadcast graphics.
This product is in over 90% of the local TV market and has been used in every major election for almost 15 years.
On election night, we were inundated with calls by stations asking to bypass the Associated Press feed since most stations were surprised by the speed at which AP was calling the states.
Now, we've had isolated glitches during elections before, but usually they are at the race level and are generally minor.
This year we got a lot of complaints that AP was calling races with 0% of the precincts reporting or way earlier than what the networks were calling.
This is what I saw with Vermont because they had it up on the screen on one of the stations.
Zero precincts, zero votes, not a vote in.
Biden won.
Yeah, with a checkmark.
Yeah.
I've since spent the past week on post-mortem calls with dozens of stations and the higher-ups at many of these groups are discussing how the election night went.
They all had identical reactions to the speed at which AP called the elections, all saying they've never seen AP call them so fast it was such little data reporting.
As a result of this election, every single client has asked for us to implement features to easily bypass the AP going forward, as they all think AP called the election too early and ended up having to hold on officially calling races.
And, of course, the first question you ask is, well, who owns AP?
And that's the incestuous part.
That's really the news industry itself.
And they feed their stories in and they contribute money.
And then out comes this apparently completely perfect fact-checked data or news that everyone else uses.
So it seems like that's a pretty good place to spread out all kinds, especially an automated data feed.
Seems like a good place to start screwing with stuff.
Well, it's suspicious.
I'm going to finish this PBS report.
And in late September, another concern came to light.
During testing, election workers found half the names of the 21 candidates for Senate intermittently disappeared from screens during the review phase.
You never want to rush something which is mission critical, and this is mission critical, into production without proper time testing.
That's really one of the ways bad actors are finding the vulnerabilities to exploit, is looking for honest vulnerabilities and finding out if they can be weaponized, if they can be exploited.
I love the guy's voice, too.
That's a real cybersecurity expert.
He looks like Philip Seymour Hoffman, kind of.
He has that voice.
Yes, it is not secured.
Let's wrap this with the second part of the Lou Dobbs interview with...
Sidney, at the outset of this broadcast, I said that this is the culmination of what has been over a four-year effort to overthrow this president, to first deny his candidacy, the election, but then to overthrow his presidency.
This looks like the effort to carry out an endgame in the effort against him.
Do you concur?
Oh, absolutely.
And it's been organized and conducted with the help of Silicon Valley people, the big tech companies, the social media companies, and even the media companies.
And I'm going to release the Kraken.
You've got to appreciate that.
I don't think Lou Dobbs knew what the hell she was talking about.
Release the Kraken.
Release the Kraken.
The way I like to say it, Kraken?
My ass.
Yay, yay, yay.
You got ISOs here.
And you can run that sentence together and you get a kick out of it.
Yeah, I got it.
I laughed.
Yeah, I do have the Kraken ISO for the end of the show.
Release the Kraken.
Yeah.
It's clean.
I also decided to dick with it a little bit, but you can fool around with these audio editing programs.
I got this.
Release the Kraken.
I like it.
That's actually pretty good.
It's kind of creepy.
I like how that turned out.
That's nice.
Release the Kraken.
It's better than the movie version.
That's a potential, man.
I like that.
I like that.
Well, Sidney Powell is not the only person working on the president's legal team.
He's not the only legal superstar running around, pointing fingers.
Linwood Jr., who we know as the lawyer for the Covington High School kid, I think Linwood Jr.
is probably pretty wealthy by now, because those were some successful lawsuits he mounted, and got paid, CNN paid, and I think the Washington Post paid, and there's many more pending.
And he showed up, and he apparently is also on the team.
Now listen carefully to what he's saying in this kind of rundown of what he thinks is happening and where this is going, in particular as to who gets the blame or what happened.
Why are you confident?
What leads you to think we're going to win?
I believe in we the people.
This was a well-planned, probably almost for two decades, attack to overthrow our government.
Was it well done in the sense of trying to hide the fraud?
Sure.
But it was too massive.
Donald Trump surprised even the enemy by the wide margins in which he won and the key states they had targeted to steal.
So in the middle of the night, they started having to produce tens of thousands, in some cases hundreds of thousands, of fake paper ballots.
They had shut that up with COVID. Will this be resolved by the courts?
Yes.
But I don't believe that it necessarily has to be resolved by the courts before the people in this country fully recognize by the irrefutable evidence that Joe Biden is illegitimate, his votes were fraudulent, he tried to steal this election and he failed.
So the people of this country will actually do what the people in this country are supposed to do.
The people will decide who the next president of the United States will be.
It will be confirmed by the courts in terms of the illegality of the fraud.
But between now and when all these deadlines come to pass, the evidence that will be put out over time will convince any fair-minded and objective American, even many who did not support Trump, that there was a concerted, calculated, Effort to steal our government and our freedom.
And in the process, the record will show that they themselves killed many people in this country.
So, here's where I think he lets, this is what I base, because it is not baseless.
My strategy and my thinking is based.
Baseless.
No, I'm based.
I'm totally based.
He says, the mail-in votings, he said they did that with COVID, which is true.
And then he said, the people who are responsible for this, there will be irrefutable proof that not only did they do this, but they're also responsible for killing thousands of people.
He is pointing at China.
And this is where you haven't heard Trump even mention China recently.
Very, very quiet.
And maybe it is all true.
And maybe it is totally China.
I have an NBC report on these voting machines.
What was so interesting was I assumed coming into it that the big manufacturers, companies like ES&S and Dominion, had provided these machines to the hackers to, you know, field test them.
But no, it turns out there's an extremely hostile relationship there and that ES&S and Dominion and other companies have basically said, we don't want to participate and really have been quite...
Aggressive in saying we don't want to be part of this.
So the organizers were reduced to finding these machines on eBay, which right there is pretty terrifying because it turns out that anybody can buy some of the most common machines in use on eBay.
What was really alarming was when you see these hackers, and these are people who've never seen these machines before, have had no practice on them for the most part, When you come in and engage them, they immediately get into the guts of them.
Beyond that, we were seeing Dominion's ImageCast system.
It's a line of tabulators that paper ballots are fed into.
That had its guts all over the room.
It was not clear to us whether this was the most recent version of the image cast hardware, but it's important to note that Georgia just spent over $100 million on a contract with Dominion to provide image cast hardware to the state in time for the next primaries and for the 2020 but it's important to note that Georgia just spent over $100 And yet here these kids were who had opened it up.
They said, look, you can pop the front off of it and here's a port you can get into right here.
That's easy.
You know, all kinds of stuff that that you could certainly do within six minutes behind a curtain, much less if you had extra time because any of these were connected to the Web, as we've discovered a couple of days before.
So many of them are so weird, man, that they did.
They do these reports.
They talk about it.
There's all kinds of baseless.
Baseless!
Baseless.
And luckily, luckily...
Two of my favorite women were on television last night.
The return of Sidney Powell, post the Lou Dobbs interview, with Judge Jeanine, who I thought had been thrown off of Fox.
Didn't she get fired?
Did I misread this?
I thought she was summarily removed.
No, I think she was on a hiatus or something for some reason.
Oh, she was visiting a spa.
Okay.
We know what that's about.
So now we have two powerhouse lawyers...
Telling us what's going on and new information, new shit has come to light.
We have a new name, a new company to look at.
I am working on the massive aspect of system-wide election fraud, definitely impacting the swing states and likely going far beyond that.
We're talking about the alteration and changes in millions of votes, some being dumped that were for President Trump, some being flipped that were for President Trump.
Computers being overwritten to ignore signatures, all kinds of different means of manipulating the Dominion and Smartmatic software that, of course, we would not expect Dominion or Smartmatic to admit.
And this is really a great trail, these companies.
There's ownership, Spanish company ownership, apparently servers in Frankfurt, Germany.
It's ludicrous.
Reports of the U.S. military raiding that facility and taking the servers.
Who knows if that's true?
Well, a lot of people believe that's the CIA. Yeah, it could be anyone who's doing that, of course.
Because apparently they had the documentation and they had to destroy it.
Oh yeah, the documentation of how to do it, how to use scorecard and hammer?
I don't know.
This is the rumor.
I've had the Gohmert.
Gohmert was on, you know, Gohmert.
Yeah.
Crap and trade guy.
He was on a Zoom call.
Right, right.
You have that clip?
That's actually a decent clip.
Oh, it's long, I see.
It's not that long.
Let's hit it.
I might share one more thing.
Sunday, I had...
Now, Louie Gohmert is a senator or a congressman?
He's a congressman from Texas.
Texas, right.
Information from some of our former intel people that there was...
Extremely compelling evidence that could be gleaned from CYTL, that's S-C-Y-T-L. That's a company headquartered in Barcelona, Spain, that was responsible for aggregating all the information from all the machines and whatnot.
But now the main headquarters had moved to Frankfurt.
You know Frankfurt where Merkel in Germany has said the day after the election that Trump needed to go ahead and concede.
Well, they're going through bankruptcy.
But that information as to how many votes were switched from Republican to Democrat would have been easily established from the information that Seidel gathered.
And what were the votes going in and which ones were changed going out?
And he said, can you send me exactly the information we need to gather?
And so I got that information and sent it in wee hours Monday morning.
And before he would have had a chance to make a request to get any of that information, it turns out that...
I don't know the truth.
I know that there was a German tweet in German saying that on Monday, US Army forces went into Seidel and grabbed their server.
There are some that believe this is the US intelligence that manipulated all this in order to cover their own rear ends.
But it's a little disturbing to just contemplate How corrupt the government has gotten with the whole Russia hoax, the framing of Mike Flynn, and so many others, Carter Page, Papadopoulos.
So this is a desperate time for our country.
It wasn't an official statement.
I mean, I even checked out the so-called raid, and I couldn't get any military intelligence feedback from it, so it might have been CIA and not DIA. Whatever the case.
That would be more logical.
Yeah, it would be.
Sidney Powell has witnesses.
We are collecting evidence through a fire hose as hundreds of American patriots across the country are stepping forward with what they know about this issue, including some people that are taking great risks to do it.
What do you think she stopped herself from saying there?
What kind of people?
Oh, play it again.
They know about this issue, including some people that are taking great risks to do it.
That's got to be...
She was either mentioning an agency?
Yeah.
I think she was covering up an agency.
I have another Sidney Dobbs clip at the bottom.
I realize I mislabeled it.
It's titled WLW. Okay.
With these allegations, these charges, is the FBI already carrying out an investigation of these voting companies where their servers are domiciled?
And in at least two instances, three instances, we know they're in foreign countries.
Tell us where the Justice Department is in all of this.
I wish on you.
I'm not on the inside, so I'm not privy to that information.
I know that even Democratic senators and congresspeople for years have reported problems with this system to the FBI and to the government, and nobody's done a blooming thing about it.
The people in the election security part of the Department of Homeland Security need to be fired yesterday.
They're absolutely ridiculous.
Of course, Chris Ray needs to be fired, too, because the only FBI interview of any witness was to intimidate him and try to get him to change his truthful testimony for hours by an anti-Trump FBI agent.
They still have politics infecting the FBI instead of just following the law.
We are on the precipice of...
This is essentially a new American Revolution.
And anybody who wants this country to remain free needs to step up right now.
These are federal felonies.
Altering a vote or changing a ballot is a federal felony.
People need to come forward now and get on the right side of this issue and report the fraud they know existed in Dominion voting systems because that's what it was created to do.
It was its sole original purpose.
It has been used all over the world.
Yeah, she expands a little bit on that in her chat with Judge Jeanine.
She keeps referring to the people who've complained about the Dominion voting system before, specifically Democrats, and she and Jeanine had a nice alley-oop over that.
Sydney, I believe that it's Elizabeth Warren, Amy Klobuchar I was reading, and another senator that I don't remember all had objections to Dominion because it was capable of being manipulated.
Those are just two, and I know I read about three.
Yes, Carolyn Maloney, I think, was the first one, and she commissioned a report on it, which we happen to have a copy of.
Notably, all the articles that she cited in the letter that she wrote, and I don't remember right now which government official she wrote it to, but all the articles she cited have been wiped from the internet in the last few days.
Whoa!
Purged!
Purged!
Wiped!
Disappeared!
Baseless!
Bleach-bit!
Bleach-bit!
Baseless!
Here, what kind of evidence do you have, Syd?
There is statistical evidence, there is all kinds of mathematical evidence, essentially forensic evidence, math that cannot be disputed.
We have eyewitnesses to different features of the machine.
We have eyewitnesses to different aspects of the machine being uploaded with data when it was not supposed to be and never being certified.
No state that had anything done to the machine right prior to the election without a new certification is going to have to invalidate its votes.
It's going to have to go to the state legislatures to be decided, Janine.
I really, really like what's going on here.
This is going to be very exciting.
What a crescendo, what a final act we will have if this can be brought out to the American people, proven without dispute, and then we can blame China.
I'm looking forward to that, and Sydney's on that path.
And also, Mr.
Lord Malik Brown's name has been taken off the website for the company that he runs through the UK and Canada that has a role in this.
It's either Symantec or Smartmatic or the two.
One is a subsidiary of the other.
It's all inextricably intertwined.
Now, wait for it, because she's going to reveal what is going to happen next.
The money creating it came out of Venezuela and Cuba.
It was created for the express purpose of being able to alter votes and secure the re-election of Hugo Chavez and then Maduro.
They used it in Argentina.
There is an American citizen who has exported it to other countries.
And it is one huge, huge criminal conspiracy that should be investigated by military intelligence for its national security implications.
And there we have it.
CIA versus DIA. And it will come out that this was a foreign actor.
I think they're going to go straight to China, because how else do you come up with Venezuela and Cuba and Argentina?
Yeah, we know what's going on.
And then the DIA will get involved, and then Trump will swoop in with his cape and save the day.
Something like that.
I think that's kind of how it's going to go.
It's just as much a media win as an actual evidential win, but for sure the numbers seem very odd compared to everything we've seen in the past.
Sees it as a scam.
The head of the FEC sees it as a scam.
Everybody sees it as a scam because it's a scam except I'll go back and replay a clip, a 21 second clip, which is Lou Dobbs being an idealist, which is you.
Extraordinary and such a dangerous moment in our history.
I really am very concerned for the country and very concerned for all Americans.
And I have a feeling that most Democrats are first Americans and not Democrats.
They have to be as alarmed as any one of us.
I don't think so!
I'm not at all like that.
I'm not even saying anything remotely close to that.
Well, you're not taking the patriotic angle.
You're taking a more practical approach.
Yeah, I'm saying it's going to be built back better.
Everyone thinks that, well, we're going to discover this and everyone's going to be happy.
These Democrats...
They think this is great.
There is no doubt in my mind that they think that if you could go to them and present them with the evidence, it would be, so what?
We want Biden.
No, no, no, no.
So what?
We've got to get rid of this guy.
No, no, no.
It's what they've taught the children, and I've heard the children say it.
It's okay to punch a Nazi in the face.
It's okay to steal votes from a Nazi.
It's okay.
And here's the New World Order globalist a-holed response.
Andy Card, who used to be the chief of staff for George W. Bush, he has a new position.
I happen to be the chairman of the National Endowment for Democracy.
Our favorite group.
Whose job is to help spread democracy around the world.
Our democracy looks tarnished today because, in part, President Trump is claiming that things were fraudulent, the election was stolen.
There is no evidence of that at all.
I think he should respect the results, respect the voters.
He should actually celebrate that he got a record number of votes.
He got the second most votes of anybody ever running for president.
Joe Biden happened to get more votes than he did.
But we just had a great celebratory participation of democracy in this country by so many millions of people voting.
We should be celebrating that.
But he should recognize that the time has come for him to say the baton will be passed to Joe Biden, who is, I think, the legitimate president elect.
And President Trump should leave office holding his head up high.
Andy Card, thank you very much indeed.
I'm giving you a clip of the day for that piece of shit. - Thank you.
Clip of the day.
Thank you.
Very kind of you.
Very kind.
Well, I do have my NPR series under the election with Carlos Jimenez, who was the newly elected.
He's bumped out some Democrat.
He became a Republican.
Now, where's he from?
Congressman in Florida.
Florida, okay.
And he does an interview with this.
The NPR hates Republicans, and they...
No, that Biden won.
We already played that.
This is going to hear it again.
And it goes not in the direction this woman wants, and in the second clip, which is clip three, she just kills it, and it makes it too obvious.
Let's play these two.
Okay.
Who's in the White House in January 2021 is clear.
President-elect Joe Biden.
But he is not riding the blue wave that his party had hoped for, in part because Republicans picked up seats in the House.
And one of those seats is in Florida.
Carlos Jimenez won the state's 26th district last week.
He is currently the mayor of Miami-Dade County and joins us now.
Welcome and congratulations!
Welcome!
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
I appreciate it.
So, your win came as part of a big surge in Latino support for Republicans in your state.
Tell me, how do you think Republicans did a better job messaging to Latino voters in Florida than Democrats did?
I think a lot of the Latins and the Hispanic votes that we have here...
South Florida are people that came escaping from socialism, communism.
Also, that particular message resonated with them.
They know what things look like and they don't want any part of it.
At the end of the day, I think that that's really what resonated with a lot of Hispanics.
We're not just Cubans, but we have a lot of Venezuelans and we have a lot of Nicaraguans and Colombians.
And so that message resonated, plus the fact that maybe our values align a little bit better than some of the values that have been expressed by the Democratic Party.
Well, let me ask you, speaking of values, do you think it is time for President Trump to concede this election?
He has no values.
Well, hold on a second.
Speaking of values, shouldn't Trump concede?
What in a million years does Trump conceding have to do with Hispanic values?
No, it's just he's talking about decency in general, because that's the reason why you couldn't vote for him, because he has no values.
He has no decency.
He's not presidential.
You know, the fact that maybe our values align a little bit better than some of the values that have been expressed by the Democratic Party.
Well, let me ask you, speaking of values, do you think it is time for President Trump to concede this election?
So he's saying, if I understood him correctly, he says the values of the latero, Do you think it is time for President Trump to concede this election now that President
-elect Biden has the electoral votes needed to win?
No, I don't.
I think that the president has every right to process, and that process means if they think that there's some kind of irregularities in different states, pursue it through the courts the same way that Al Gore pursued in Florida in 2020.
He pursued the courts and wanted a recount in Florida to find out who was the ultimate winner.
And so, look, there's a process, and that process needs to be played out.
And at the end, that process will work, and in the end, a winner will be determined, and that will be the next president of the United States.
Yeah.
Not according to the opening of this segment.
It's clear it's going to be Joe Biden.
Yeah, it's totally clear.
It's clear.
There's no doubt about it.
Now, the guy's not combative by any means.
He's just pretty straightforward.
He's not very dynamic at all, actually.
Yeah, he's a dud.
Mm-hmm.
But this is not what she wants.
She wants to fight.
She wants somebody to condemn Trump and tell him to concede.
And this is NPR, modern NPR. I think it's worse than any of the networks, personally.
It's terrible.
Oh, they speak.
The way they speak is so...
They do have quite the way of talking, which just draws you in to everything they're talking about.
John, what is the next clip we have ready for the audience?
This will be clip number three.
Clip number three.
And we'll have a listen to that now here.
However, in states where Trump is disputing the count, I mean, how does the math actually work for him to overcome a lead of several thousands of votes?
Well, look, here I'll give you an example.
in Miami, back in 1987, there was a person that was declared the winner as the mayor of Miami.
Absentee ballot fraud.
All the absentee ballots were thrown out and the not the challenger, the person that was the mayor who had been supposedly defeated by this individual was put back in power after four months of the other individual actually being the mayor.
So there's, you know, strange things have happened and so again and we need to like stick out and And the president has every right to, you know, challenge the results.
And then again, there's a process with that.
It'll be challenging the courts and the courts will determine whether he has a valid argument or not.
So we just need to, you know, I think we need to let the process work itself.
Wow, did you hear the signature NPR? I'm pissed off at this interview where she inhaled.
Did you hear it?
No, listen, listen.
It'll be challenging the courts, and the courts will determine whether he has a valid argument or not.
So, we just need to, you know...
She's drawing in her breath.
That's a fucking drunk.
I think we need to let the process work work itself out.
Okay, it sounds like we're having a little bit of trouble with your line, but I want to turn specifically to the pandemic now.
You are a mayor in an area that was a hotspot for the coronavirus earlier this year, and you chose to take more aggressive steps than the Republican governor in your state, such as a mask mandate with a $100 fine.
How do you get more governors on board with what you were trying to do as mayor of Miami-Dade County?
Each governor, the governor and I really didn't have this agreement or allowed me to do the things that I wanted to do in Miami-Dade because we had a different scenario here in Miami-Dade.
We had a much higher incidence of positivity rate.
We have a very urbanized area, parts of the state of Florida, not as urbanized.
So you don't support President-elect Biden's wishes to create a mask mandate for the entire country?
I think that that's on an individual basis.
It all depends on the individual circumstance.
In Miami-Dade County, we had a higher incidence of positivity.
We had a higher incidence of hospitalizations.
And so I took the measures that I thought were appropriate for Miami-Dade County.
And so, look, the entire nation is in homogenous.
I'm so sorry.
We will have to leave it there.
Carlos Jimenez, the mayor of Miami-Dade County and the Republican congressman-elect for Florida's 26th District.
Thank you.
Oh, man.
What a boob.
Oh, man.
And the...
Oh, yeah, we're having trouble with your line.
Well, okay, I'm going to leave it there.
I really got no time for you.
You're just not delivering what I wanted.
She could have had a good conversation about the Latin community and all the rest and actually developed some information, but no.
I've done something now.
Why bother?
Trump.
No.
NPR. It's crazy.
And once...
No.
Okay, quick throwback before we take a little break here.
This is the President of the United States in 2018.
He is from the future.
Thanksgiving is a time of great American traditions.
And today we continue a very special one when a lucky turkey gets a presidential pardon.
That turkey is so lucky.
I've never seen such a beautiful turkey before.
It has been stated that President Abraham Lincoln, honest Abe, was the first president to grant such a pardon after his son, Tad, befriended the Christmas turkey and implored his father, please, Dad, please save it.
In this grand tradition, I am pleased to announce that today's lucky bird and guest of honor is named Pease, along with his alternate named Carrots.
The children will understand that.
The winner of this vote was decided by a fair and open election conducted on the White House website.
This was a fair election.
Unfortunately, carrots refused to concede and demanded a recount, and we're still fighting with carrots.
And I will tell you, we've come to a conclusion.
Carrots, I'm sorry to tell you, the result did not change.
It's too bad for carrots.
It'll be years before anyone sees the humor in this guy.
Years and years and years.
Maybe decades before.
Maybe never.
I don't know.
I think people already do.
With that, I'd like to thank you for your courage and say in the morning to you, the man who put the C and concede, John C. Dvorak!
Well, in the morning to you, Mr.
Adam Curry.
Also in the morning to all ships at sea, boots on the ground, feet in the air, subs in the water, and all the dames and all the knights out there.
In the morning to our trolls.
Hands up, trolls!
Let's count you.
Oh, my.
What is our record?
What has our record been so far?
Do you remember?
Do you write it down?
It's 2287.
It's not bad.
For a Sunday?
And you're so pretty, all you trolls.
Sunday's always bigger.
Yeah, that's what she said.
Very good to have you all in the troll room.
This is where people go hang out, not just on show days, because, of course, we have the live stream at noagendastream.com, but just to hang out sometimes.
I pop into the troll room from time to time to see what's going on.
There's always a discussion, and people are always talking about the shows that they're listening to at the same time.
It is noagendastream.com.
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We have about 6,000 people, I think.
And, of course, you can subscribe from anywhere, or follow, I should say.
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And a big in the morning to the artist for episode...
Hold on a second.
1000...
Where am I here?
1,294.
We titled that one Ephemeral Experience, and the artwork was Mike Riley, who brought us just a well-thought-out, popping piece of artwork.
He had the The scared looking eagle with the shredder, the paper shredder, the background.
In a nest of shredded paper.
In a nest of shredded paper.
It was, I mean, and let's just talk about some of the incredible pieces that we had to choose from because it was quite a bit.
Yeah, let me take looking at it now.
This was actually a horrible day because there was at least 10 pieces that we could use.
Definitely.
And we had to pick one.
I like the Riley piece because the eagle had that frightened look on his face.
And the extra shredded paper was a...
And it was a mockery.
It was a CIA logo.
Yeah, I agree.
Yeah, we like that.
What else was there?
I like the whistles.
I like the U.S. Postal Service whistleblower.
I like the gold standard.
Gold standard was good.
There was some good stuff there.
In the newsletter, I used the bite in pulling the ballot out of a hat.
That was a cute one.
Yeah, that was a cute one.
It was very cute.
I like that.
It's so much good art.
There's just a lot of good pieces.
Yeah, and luckily, everyone can enjoy looking at this by going to noagendaartgenerator.com.
I mean, it's just fun.
You can probably cut some cool memes from all this.
But also it shows up on t-shirts, hoodies, mugs, all kinds of other paraphernalia.
The guys over at NoAgendaShop.com, no official contract or anything, but they do split the money between the artist and themselves, and they show up frequently with a donation for the show, so we're very happy how that value-for-value system works.
And, well, I guess we can say...
We're discussing that artwork...
That one from Riley.
I want to mention a note I got from producer Tom.
Swamp Fox.
They are not using shredders, but furnaces.
They burn all that stuff.
In the burn bag.
In the burn bag, yeah.
In the bird bags.
They worked in the U.S. Embassy in West Germany and they had this large facility that had a constant flow of shit to burn.
Really fun to watch as a young man hauling huge carts full of burn bags labeled burn.
Same thing in Langley.
Now, I believe that most of the stuff that's in those bags is shredded, pre-shredded.
If one of those bags could be stolen, you'd have a lot of information in a bag.
Yeah, I don't know.
Someone will tell us what the protocol is with burn bags.
They gotta shred.
Yeah, you'd think if you don't shred, it's too easy to put stuff together if it doesn't burn properly, right?
Well, I'm just, yeah.
I'm saying it like shred.
You have to shred.
Shreds can be put together by puzzled guys.
Yeah, not if they're burned.
But not if they're burned, obviously.
Only on TV. So you shred and burn.
That would be my approach.
Shred and burn.
Nice.
I'll write that one down.
Shred and burn.
Shred and burn.
I'm feeling show title right there.
Shred.
No ampersand, because that'll mess up the RSS feed.
But shred and burn is possible.
Is that right?
I don't remember this.
The ampersand does screw it up?
The ampersand, the way some apps implement, yes.
The ampersand can screw up a feed.
It's ridiculous.
If it's a title.
Yeah, I know it's ridiculous.
It's because it doesn't get escaped in a lot of different places as a Unicode.
It's ridiculous.
I'm telling you, it's a mess.
That's why we're cleaning it up with Podcasting 2.0.
Save the ampersand.
Yes.
It's our number one mission.
Make sure we can use ampersands in titles, people.
Thank you very much to Mike Riley, a pro.
We all know he's a pro.
And thank you to all the artists who participated in the twice-a-week contest.
It's fantastic.
I was talking to...
I had a little DM with executive producer Dana over there, the Hollywood guy.
Dana, the Hollywood producer?
Dana, yeah.
Everyone loves Dana.
Yeah.
And he says that...
Except the people in Hollywood.
No, they really hate him.
He confirms, he said, the things that you guys get done on the show, particularly the artwork, it's impossible.
There's no place...
I could not get a budget for that.
It would never happen.
And how somehow this works in this show, he loves being a part of it.
Yeah.
Let's thank some of our...
Oh, so that's noagendaartgenerator.com where you can go see Mike Riley's work and all the work and you can submit as well.
You can become an active participant at any time as we like this value for value system.
We give you value in everything we present.
You can give us nothing if you really don't value it, but then why are you listening?
And if you do value it, just send us back whatever works for you.
And for many people, you can choose.
It's time, talent, or treasure.
Time and talent has been spent well on these pieces of artwork.
And for the treasure, we go to our executive producers and associate executive producers of this episode here on NPR. John, who do we have?
Well, let's start off with Tyler Lewis, who's in Albany, Oregon.
He gave us $1,000.
Whoa!
I'm going to read this note, but I can't get to the end.
First of all, I'm in need of a massive dose of de-douching.
We can get in that.
You've been de-douched.
And he goes on and says, I've been a listener for a better part of a decade without giving you a single cent.
So he gave us $1,000.
That's nice.
I was hit squarely in the mouth at my wife's family Christmas party where my father and brother-in-law gifted each other slide whistles and t-shirts emblazoned with the logo of some dumb podcast I never heard of.
Can you imagine running people with no agenda t-shirts with slide whistles?
And slide whistles and like, this is your family, honey?
This is what I'm marrying into?
Mm-hmm, yeah.
I don't know.
My obvious reaction was, quote, what the hell is this cult that I've married into?
Well, at least he didn't have a hat with a beanie with a spinning propeller.
During the evening, we discussed topics ranging from video games to themes as mind control to gun control.
Ha ha!
The following week, I started downloading the show around episode 265.
Oh, that was a while back.
Okay.
That's two different guys.
That's before they replaced us.
I have not missed an episode since.
Well, I'd love for this donation to be put toward my own insta-nighting.
I am forgoing the honor in order to make my smokin' hot wife, Kristen, a dame for her 33rd birthday, 1117.
There it is again.
She's the absolute love of my life and the mother of our beautiful daughter, Lillian, who will be two in January.
Aww.
There she is running around in a circle.
Kristen and I have been together for 13 wonderful years, not a second of which I would trade for the world, except maybe that time I told her she was acting a certain way.
Uh oh.
Ooh.
That may have been a bit of...
Wait, let me guess.
Let me guess.
Let me guess.
Hysterical?
Was that the word he used?
It could have been that.
Oof, oof, oof, oof, oof.
Hysterical.
You're acting hysterical.
Calm down.
I did not ask for a better partner to travel through the bizarre times while only listening to the show secondhand for most of the time I have.
She's slowly been adding more of the show into her media diet.
And in the past two years, it has become a routine.
Listening in the car and around the house recently while feeding Lily, I was listening to the show and as JCD gave the Zephyr report of seven cars, I heard an audible gasp from down the hall in my wife's office followed by, thank God we've been buying ammo!
I love this woman.
The COVID situation was highlighted.
It highlighted the value for value that no agenda show has brought to our family.
Without you and your level-headed discussion or dissection of the media's blatant and unrelenting BS, there is no telling how engorged our amygdala would be.
By the way, this is a long note.
Don't make these notes this long.
By $1,000, eh.
This donation is only a small fraction of the value we've gleaned from 10 years of your media deconstruction.
I cannot thank you enough.
Thanks for your courage.
I ask that Kristen be henceforth be known as Dame Kristen of Data and Dashboards.
Like a dashboard.
At the round table, she'd like white chocolate mochas and Swedish fish.
Now, there's a combo I haven't heard of before.
Or Swedish fish.
Is that the candy?
Yes, the little fish.
It's like a gummy bear, only it's not a gummy bear.
It's Swedish fish, and they're very popular in Sweden.
As for jingles, I'd like to ask the following.
A heavy dose of milf for my beautiful bride, Kristen, and now the note cuts off.
Yeah, I have the rest here.
He wants that.
He's got original Pelosi jobs karma.
And most importantly, the insane version of the great gig in the sky, Yoko's duet with the dogs, who I have been informed are not the Terriers.
You said they were terriers.
No, I corrected it in the last show.
I said it's a French bulldog named Walter.
Oh, okay.
I'm sorry.
Someone is behind and I was getting complaints.
I'm like, well, I don't know.
I hate dogs.
Why am I even a part of this conversation?
You do.
He hates dogs, so don't send him anything about dogs.
That's one mother I'd like to.
It's so good.
It's so good.
Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs.
Let's vote for jobs.
Next is Nathan Queen in Nashville, Tennessee, 33333.
He writes a note in jingle request.
China's asshole.
Don't enslave me.
Kamala and pasta glock and a random ale.
please.
Random L. John and Adam, I love the show.
My cousin Sereno de Mono hit me in the mouth one year ago this October, and this is my first donation.
Please de-douche me.
You've been de-douched.
I've been meaning to donate for quite some time and not wanting to go to my first ever meetup as a douchebag.
It sent me over the edge.
The No Agenda pod certainly is the best one out there, and I can't thank you both enough for calling out the M5M on their bullshit.
Please keep up the good work.
Oh, and John, stay safe.
What was the third clip?
China's asshole don't enslave me.
Pasta glock.
Oh, pasta glock.
Okay.
And a random owl.
Ugh.
That's too many.
A random owl.
There's no such thing as a random owl.
If you do random owl, you always get the same thing.
And that's what you're gonna get.
That's what you're gonna get, people.
Here we go.
Chinese asshole!
Don't enslave me, camera!
I'm gonna shoot you in the face with my noodle gun, you racist pizza shield.
I got my pasta Glock locked and loaded.
R-E-S-P-I-C-T.
This is a very top-heavy segment today.
Do you want to get to the next one?
Because it's one of your fellow podcasters.
Yes, Sir Daddycast with $333.33 coming in hot from Richmond, Virginia.
First and foremost, I'd like to claim my barony.
Nice.
Sir Daddycast, Baron of the Center of the Universe, or Baron of the C-O-T-U for short.
The Center of the Universe, of course, being Ashland, Virginia.
I'd like to request Podfather Karma for my new podcast, the Daddycast Rewind.
The Daddycaster.
Sir Daddycaster was one of the very early podcasters.
I really liked it.
He was doing something different at the time, which was dads just talking amongst themselves about being a dad.
I thought it was quite revolutionary for any type of media property at the time.
Well, now that my sons are in college, I'm going back to my parenting podcast, The Daddycast, and reviewing the comments and advice I shared back in 2006 relative to what I know today.
The boys turned out pretty good, but it's interesting to see what was going on and how we're dealing with parenting 14 years ago and what we have learned since then.
I hope the review...
Can be a help to parents currently in the throes of managing their own household.
I ask that fellow No Agenda producers take a look, if for no other reason than to bump my stats and give the show some attention.
And that will be the...
Oh, he has a link here.
I'll link it in the show notes.
You can get straight to his new podcast.
The original DaddyCast spawned from my podcast Love House Radio, which began in July 2005.
Not sure if that qualifies me as one of the original group.
Yes, it does.
But I loved those days when it seemed we all knew each other and shared ideas, comments, and show bumpers.
Yeah, that's show bumpers.
Hey, man, promote my show.
Okay.
Remember that?
We used to promote shows.
Finally, speaking of the old days, you mentioned Second Life recently.
Now, John brought it up.
I had a plot of land right next to Curry Castle.
Actually made some linden on that second one.
I spoke at the closing of Curry Castle.
It seemed like such a great platform, but like many things, folks moved on.
I think I was gone when it was closing.
I don't remember what happened.
All right, enough rambling.
I have a couple of beers from KOTU Brewing, by the way.
Listener since show number one, fan and submitter of intros for Daily Source Code, as well as frequent viewer of John's tech TV shows, and designer of the No Agenda Night Ring Stand.
Take care, guys, and keep up the best podcast in the universe.
And we're going to give him a karma for being around, doing it, and supporting the work.
We love the Daddycasts.
You've got karma.
You've got karma.
Nice.
Onward with Sir CB, Night of the Black Thumbnails in Sunrise, Minnesota Nuts, 333.33.
A lot of 333.33s today.
Yeah.
Which is great, because we don't get nothing at the bottom.
As I listened to episode 1294 on Thursday, it became apparent that something was amiss.
I sent in a donation and a note on the occasion of my birthday.
My note got read, and I was added to the birthday list, but you have missed my donation.
Oh, no.
It was a last-minute PayPal.
Well, that's the reason.
I got a note this morning about some donation.
Oh, don't mention my name.
I want to be anonymous.
I sent a donation in this morning.
Let's mention to people out there, the donation spreadsheet is cut off at midnight the night before.
Anything that comes in after midnight Pacific time, it doesn't get on the show.
It goes into the next show.
I assume you've seen the donation by now.
Well, it looks like it.
If at all possible, I'd like to be credited as executive producer for show 1294, even though my dumb ass obviously missed the cutoff for donating to that episode.
If not, I totally understand.
I'll take the credit for the following show, which is a lot easier.
I'm just happy you are doing what you do.
Keep us all staying.
Sir CB, Night of the Black Thumbnail, Sunrise, Minnesota.
No jingles, no karma, apparently.
Well, I'm going to give it to him anyway.
Sorry we messed that up, and thank you for understanding.
You've got karma.
Hi, it's Adam here from our customer success group.
I just want to make sure you understand we're real sorry about that little glitch.
Sir Destro is not sorry.
He's in Helena, Arkansas, of all places.
Probably pronounced Helena.
Or Helena, Helena, or Helena, 33333.
Sir Destro here, my pursuit toward barrenhood continues.
I originally sold a massive chunk of my vintage toy collection.
I'm submitting this executive producership in the amount of 333.33 as the show's cut off of the profits.
Cut of the profits.
I'm a symbolic of the number of times I've heard the number 33 since March.
This donation also celebrates what I call my No Agenda birthday and possibly offer up a model of how to measure seasons of the show four years with a new season after every presidential election.
After the last election, I was properly hit in the mouth and never looked back.
I feel less helpless now that my amygdala is shrunken and I have a family of knights and dames.
I look forward to my second no-agenda birthday.
We may all die still, but at least I don't feel so politically isolated.
Anywho...
Man overboard!
Shout it to my brother from another mother.
Sir Rocketman, Baron of the Bay.
Worry not.
He has been coming to the surface for tanks of air periodically, and I believe his return is forthcoming.
Thank you for your courage.
Your work has changed my life and the lives of many others.
NJNK, Sir Destro.
Wow, that's a really good accent.
I'm sure he sounds nothing like that, since you insulted by making him sound like some stupid-ass hick on a tractor.
It's an accent.
I like to practice.
I gotta practice somewhere.
Man overboard!
I found that one again.
There you go.
John Van Norsdal in New York City.
33333.
This is the best podcast in the universe.
It may be the only universe not to self-implode after the election.
I believe Pachenik.
Can I get a D? You can believe him.
It doesn't mean anything.
Can I get a de-douching and a baby karma for my young friend Jack Poto who hit me in the mouth?
Alright, de-douching first.
You've been de-douched.
Yeah, and of course we got a baby karma for young friend Jack Poto.
You've got karma.
Thank you for your courage.
Thanks for the support, John.
Okay, Dangerous Dan.
Love...
It's actually Love...
Event Dictator?
Love Event Dictator of the sterile Iowan.
33333.
And he sent a note.
He actually sent in two notes.
Is this a knight name that he's using here?
Or what is this?
I don't know that he's a knight.
That's just what he calls himself.
In the morning...
Well, I have to mention this in advance.
First of all, he sent in a couple of t-shirts and a hat.
Oh.
And a couple of three, I think maybe even four, gators.
Oh.
And the gators have this horrible face on them and everything that he sent in says, Sterl Iowan.
Okay.
So, or sterile, if you want to pronounce it that way.
How about sterile?
Sterile Iowan.
And with a logo.
It's got a logo.
In the morning, anyways, please dedouche me.
Yes, we got that.
You've been dedouched.
This is a tome.
It's War and Peace.
I'm going to put the kibosh on these one of these days.
I was hit in the mouth by the high school teacher after I was complaining that he who must not be named, Alex Jones, got deplatformed.
Uh-huh.
Yeah, I listened to Rogan forever, but he had to go and listen to the Adams first interview on The Cut, and I didn't care until he told me a billion times he was on the Joe Rogan podcast.
Ah.
Number 33 hit me when the Trump supporter took Adam's advice and donated to both campaigns.
I went to Joe Biden Victory Fund and purchased $33, a shirt of Barry Sotero and Uncle Joe jogging outside the West Wing.
I shared the purchase on Spacebook, and the douchebag high school band teacher told me, this is a sign, you must donate to the No Agenda Show!
I can't imagine a high school band teacher doing that.
Band teacher, chime in when you get the chance.
To get the most of the value for my donation, I'm going to consider my donation in advertisement.
Trying to add the value for value here in the great state of Iowa this past spring.
I put on one of the original super spreader events, a gravel bicycle event where 165 participants from the Midwest came to beat...
To the Beat Town by a damn site to ride their bikes and see America.
Guess what?
No cases of Rona, no spreading of the Rona.
Instead of paying Spacebook for advertising my event, the sterile Iowan I am donating to you.
Anyone interested in this event, go to spacebook.com.
And like the Sterile Iowan or go to bikeiowa.com and search Sterile Iowan for all your registration information.
For the citizens of no agenda that only get information from podcasts, look at the Writing Gravel Radio Ranch episode 62.
Anybody who buys anything is going to donate $10 to Noah Jen.
Anyway, I'm going to skip some of this.
This 333 donation is a pry a tax from me to YouTube because I tactfully acquired the term douchebag from you gentlemen.
Oh, very good.
Everyone who fails to register for my event but shows up the day to register, I call them procrastinating douche canoes.
My participants love it.
For some reason, this does have an appeal.
Good.
Okay, it's almost done.
I'm not sure how fast the snail mail is going to get this to you.
Baby-making karma goes out to my smoking hot wife, a.k.a.
the gold-level sponsor, who has the second human resource in the oven right now.
Our first human resource, our domestic terrorist, as we lovely to call her.
We'll be turning three.
She's running around in a circle as we speak.
Oh, yeah.
12-9.
Can you please add domestic terrorist Nora to the birthday list?
Oh, sorry.
I could have...
Could have pre-read this letter instead of reading it cold.
So we need to put domestic terrorist Nora.
She's three on 12-9.
Domestic terrorist Nora.
She's three on what?
12-9.
A little in advance, but it's fine.
Thank you for doing the work.
It's now okay for John C. DeVore to complain about another long not war on peace.
War and peace.
Please, thank you for keeping my amygdala shrunk.
Adam, let Mo know this cracker will be donating.
Give blacks guns soon.
Success will bring us all together.
It's another promotion.
Love event dictator of the sterile Iowan.
Okay.
See you, Karma, as requested.
You've got karma.
And we've got Dame Illuminati, 333 from San Marcos, California.
In the morning, Adam and John have some fun announcements to make.
First, I am...
This is big news, everybody.
Illuminati, Dame Illuminati is very excited to report that she is carrying her first human resource.
It worked!
Could I get some health karma to ensure everything goes smoothly while I spend this time as a walking incubation chamber?
That's one way of viewing it.
Yes, of course we have that.
The morning sickness and migraines have been brutal, but my husband, Sir Brandon, has been absolutely wonderful, tending to my temporarily weakened state.
Second, it turns out I have surpassed the donation amount to become a baronetess.
Excellent.
I have sent the proof to John, and title change for me?
Third...
Oh, title change for me.
Third, I want to put out that I will be doing a special on my podcast called Origins of Things and Stuff with me and Nick the Rat on PCR analysis.
Now that's a team I cannot wait to see.
There you go.
I pulled some of my own dummy data I used to train a new hire at my work, and I thought I would share it.
I tried to post about it on Twitter, but I think it was confusing and unorganized.
And finally, I have a shout-out to Sir Ryan Heder for organizing the San Diego meetup this coming Saturday.
I guess that was this coming Saturday?
He mentioned me in the description, but he honestly did all the work.
I was no help at all.
So thank you, Sir Ryan.
We have a report about that later.
I'm using this as an opportunity to hit a couple of friends in the mouth, so wish me luck on that.
John mentioned bringing back the Drunk or Not Drunk game.
Please do this.
I was prepared.
We found it.
This was sent to us in 2013, when we first started using that jingle.
And the original creator sent it to me again, just to make sure I had it.
I still sing the jingle and giggle.
Yes.
Please play Get Out of My Vagina.
Little girl, yay.
Thanks for being there for us in these bizarre times.
Thank you for your courage, Illuminatia.
And indeed, you probably need a few more months, but then she will get out of it.
Get out of it!
My vagina!
Get out of it!
Get out of here!
Get out of here!
Ventana!
You've got karma.
Indeed.
Indeed.
Okay, I hope I can help because we're asking for some crazy stuff here.
This is $300.33 from Sir Largeman, Baron of Bali, and he's in the United Kingdom.
This week I decided to pick an old episode to revisit.
I picked show 704 for March 2015 at random.
Clearly too much time on your hands, Sir Largeman.
It was a simpler time, when the hot topics on the show were Ukraine, Common Core, and net neutrality.
I was surprised at how listenable and enjoyable it was.
Slick production, great audio, and packed with classic ingredients such as John having technical issues with Skype, Adam complaining about his first wife, and John grousing about annoyances from his backyard, in this case, a mockingbird that had no rhythm and no talent.
Ah, it was a better time back then, wasn't it?
The episode ended with a clip of Charlie Rose interviewing Kevin Spacey and Adam commenting on how House of Cards had become unwatchable.
A must-listen for our Hollywood producer.
Hey, man, you're making the show look bad.
Don't do that.
Lately, I've grown sick of hearing the same jingles over and over, and I encourage all producers to dig deep into the vast No Agenda jingles repertoire.
Here are my requests.
Zika, Zika, Zika by Eminem, which I do not recall.
Ebola's Gonna Kill Us All by The Beatles.
Okay, I think I know which one he means.
Obladee, Oblada.
Yeah.
Caliphate in Chicago.
I believe I have that one as well.
And Obama, no, no, no.
He wants people to be requesting these.
He doesn't want you to play them, does he?
Well, of course he wants me to play them.
Spring is here.
The temperature is...
I can't find the Zika Zika.
Where did it go?
Zika Zika Zika.
There was small heads.
Zika Zika Zika.
Zika Zika Zika.
Small heads are coming.
I think that was the one.
It doesn't show up as such.
Zika...
It's like...
It's...
Something must have happened to the Zika stuff.
No.
Okay, well...
Anyway...
All right, move along.
Obama, Ebola, that's the song.
Ebola's gonna kill us all.
Can it bait?
In Iran.
I think I'm gonna crap my pants.
I've been watching you.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no.
Come on, where was I?
No, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Hey, listen, I want to be back.
You've got karma.
All right, it's actually anonymous in Louisville, Kentucky, 310.
$333.
And he wants the following jingles.
Train's good.
Hear the horn.
Don't enslave me.
Fluoride in my cup.
Hold on a second.
Hold on.
You cannot do this.
I have no reference to this.
You're just reading a card and now, like, oh, I'm sorry.
Let me just do all the administrative work right here.
Could you go a little slower and tell me what I need to get prepared?
Yeah, I usually repeat myself.
Train's good.
Train's good.
And hear the horn.
Then don't enslave me.
But he's got too many here.
One, two, three, four.
You bitch about four.
Here's five.
But you can skip one for sure.
And floor it in my cup.
I don't see the story here.
Train's good.
Hear the horn.
Don't enslave me.
Floor it in my cup.
The only thing that would be great is if we have notes, let's just get those before the show.
It just takes up so much time for me to go find them.
I usually do that.
I didn't see this one.
I'm sorry.
You never do that.
You never do it.
No, I do it, but it's transparent to you.
Yeah.
You just forget to tell me about it.
Okay, I got you.
That's fine.
Well, in these cases, you can look at the spreadsheet yourself.
I'm a first-wave no-mo-ro-douche.
Okay.
I have much to say, but I haven't found time to sit in tight, which also means I'm not giving some of my precious treasure.
Unfortunately, because of the forced labor, I'm forcing myself to partake in the sacrifice of my 20s to work toward gaining freedom.
And by property, some freaking where...
Just need a pond of fish and woods to hunt.
I'm a dude named Ben, I guess.
I mean, all I do is supply the necessary means to cast spells on the amygdalas.
This is, I believe, maybe a Z? I'm not sure.
Could be.
Because the Z notes are extremely difficult to read.
The cable company has become the internet company but still has its own app to supply TV. The only thing I see people listening to is no agenda and mofax.
It's great.
Oh, wait.
I'm dreaming.
The news seems to be what 70% of the villi wants to fixate on and with the influx of moms working from home and kids watching YouTube or TikTok, they need the internet.
Hint, hint, men are out of the house slaving no time to be part of that picture.
Hint, hint.
My masters often require manual labor and my funds are kind of low, so I just decided to join the 60-plus hour-a-week club anyways.
I recently got my Deep State University hoodie and Club 33 hat.
I have too much to say, so I'm going to try and not piss my narrator off and cut to the chase why I donate it.
I think you've already pissed us off.
and not throw my money at you.
The no-mo-ro order is for us of the tribe that have since shut Joe out and stick to MoFax and NA.
We don't recommend this, by the way.
No.
Keep up the good work and please...
We had some guy wrote in.
I think I sent you a copy of this.
And he just was just...
Just because you like our show doesn't mean you have to rag on somebody else's show that you came to our show from...
No.
Not at all.
It doesn't make sense.
Keep up the good work and please do not partake in any hot tubbing.
It says hoot tubing.
Transportation in the air or opioid popping.
Love and light.
Oh my goodness.
And does he have karma with that as well or just these jingles?
New.
All aboard trains good.
Oh my god!
Listen to that horn!
Don't enslave me, Camelot!
This horn waking up is fluoride in my cup.
Oh god.
Yo, classics, classics, classics.
That's a tough, tough go.
Uh, didn't you read Sir Largeman Baron of Bali?
Yes.
That's the one I read.
Isn't this the second one, or what am I doing?
Oh, that's right.
You skip forward so I can find this one.
Duh.
Derek Boggs in Warsaw, Indiana, 225.
He's the first associate executive producer, and he's a short note.
We love short notes.
The last few shows have been over-the-top awesome, and I have to donate.
Please play.
There's no winning.
And I need a good goat karma for the negotiation of the business I'm trying to buy as well.
Thank you for the great deconstruction.
Absolutely.
Where is it here?
Why is it not playing?
Play!
There's no winning.
We don't like to foster a competitive atmosphere, but we laugh a lot.
Now everyone hug and share a secret.
You've got karma.
Dame Beth, the Baroness of Baja, Arizona, which I always thought was known as Mexico.
222.22 in Tucson, Arizona.
If you're ever in Tucson, Arizona, go see the old St.
Xavier, I think it is.
It's an old church that was built by the Spanish.
Hi, old boys!
Awesome.
No agenda.
Meet up on 520 on Friday.
Huge thanks to Sir Lee Moffo for doing the work.
And Adam is correct when paraphrasing tip.
All politics is local.
We must win re-election in a blue county as a sensible are catching that wave.
Republicans, I guess.
He says we just won re-election in a blue county as a sensible are catching the wave, I guess.
I humbly request the Walter Yoko Pink Floyd clip.
Not sure what that is.
Oh, and happy birthday to me.
You're on the list, I believe, Dame Beth.
Yes, and this is what she means.
You know what it means.
You're gonna be hearing this one a lot People seem to like it I'll have to make an edit.
I don't know.
Hey, you brought the dogs in.
It was fine.
No one was requesting this clip anymore until you introduced the dogs, and then the dog clip came in.
Take full credit and responsibility.
Okay, good.
Warren in Vancity, Canada, Vancouver 211.
He sent a note in, a written note, a handwritten note, which is...
One of those handwritten notes with a bunch of stuff in the margins and arrows pointing every which way.
Little side notes.
That's the kind of note.
Letters cut out of the newspaper.
He wants a goat karma.
Okay.
Thanks for your courage in here.
In the morning, just a couple of important nuggets to get into the collective consciousness here.
In Vancouver, Canada, we've had an opioid crisis, killing 100-plus people every month for the last seven months.
And yet, COVID deaths for the entire province have been stuck around 250 for quite some time.
Have you guys...
That's the point, I guess, is he wants to make that.
Yeah, that's the kind of thing we talk about.
Like the one death.
Have you guys heard of a West African plant called iboga?
It's likely one of the most effective treatments for addiction, a potential game changer, if it can be harvested or cultivated sustainably, that is.
As for the collective delusions around the Rona, I'd like to remind folks that if this was really about saving lives, we'd be talking about the tens of millions pushed into extreme poverty and starvation by the worldwide shutdowns.
Yeah.
Seems some lives are worth more than others, and depopulation is the hidden story.
The media will never touch this story while we're all distracted.
On that jolly note, thank you sincerely for your great work, and this funny thing is I can read this note quite easily.
It's very readable, even though if you looked at it, you'd say, oh, you'll never be able to read that.
Thank you for your great work, and may we get through this shit show peacefully as possible.
Warren in Van City.
Yes, and I will give him a little karma there.
You've got karma.
Oh, he wanted goat karma.
I'm sorry.
Let me hit that again, man.
I'll give you the goat.
You've got karma.
There you go.
Sir David Pugh in Massillon, Ohio is the last on the list.
And he gave $200.
This donation puts me over the top for Barron.
I'd like to change my title to Barron of the Pew Pews.
Also, as I was listening to last Sunday's show, I heard that I missed out on an unofficial Northeast Ohio meetup.
Sad face.
I promise, guys, I'm not a spook.
John, Adam, please keep up the great work, Sir David Pugh, Baron of the Pugh-Pews.
There you go.
Spot the spook.
Spot the spook.
Everybody wants to spot the spook.
Yeah.
Ah, yeah.
Sure, you're not a spook.
Sure.
That's why he said that.
Yeah, exactly.
Because only...
Who would say something like that?
Out of the blue.
Unless you're a spook.
Out of the blue.
Yeah, exactly.
He's thinking you're a spook, but now we do.
All right, that concludes our group of associate executive producers, executive producers for show 1295.
Yes.
I want to thank each one of them for making the show possible.
And we thank people with these readouts, but also the official credits you now receive.
You're entitled to say that you are an executive producer or an associate executive producer of the No Agenda Show episode 1295.
Display that proudly.
Use it on your LinkedIn.
Put it in your resume, your CV.
It does work.
People get jobs.
If there's ever any question about it, we'll be happy to vouch for you.
And thank you for supporting and producing the best podcast in the universe.
To join us again for more fun and for more support, do it on Thursday.
Go to...
And thank you for your time, your talent, and your treasure at supporting the show.
Our formula is this.
Shut up, slave!
All right.
Well, since we mentioned it, let's talk a little bit, since we have to talk about it eventually, Gen Z. Yes, yes, yes, yes.
We were going to do this a show or two ago.
Well, last show.
And it turns out I've actually been harboring a Gen Z I was mistakenly labeling as a millennial.
And it turns out that J.C. Buskill Jr.
has four Gen Zs that work under him.
Oh, gosh.
How is that going?
Well, it's their manager.
He confirms a lot of our generalities.
And he made the assertion that he believes that a Gen Z person will never...
Because they're the pure product of the hovering parents, the helicopter parents.
Helicopter parents, yeah.
He believes that the Gen Zs, and there's stories, by the way, of Gen Zs, you know, applying for a job and then they don't get the job and the mom calls up.
Ha ha ha!
HR grouses at them.
Now, let's just make some definitions.
At what age do you have to be born to be included in Gen Z? You have to be born in 1995.
My daughter's on the cusp.
1995 to 2010 is the Gen Z. And my daughter made the note that as far as she's concerned, and she's on the cusp, but she's not Gen Z. She says, Gen Z's do not remember 9-11.
That's the big difference.
Right, right, right.
She remembers it.
Now, Back to JC, he says that he believes that they will never, ever be out from under their parents, ever.
They will always be run by their parents.
Their parents will be there for them, with them, until they die.
Well...
Until the parents die.
But I mean...
Aren't all parents?
No, we're talking about calling your boss up and chewing him out because you got chewed out by the boss.
We're talking about extreme.
These are the parents, and we've heard this, we did these stories, we didn't pay much attention to them, but we've done the stories of the parents who go to school and have lunch with their kids in the cafeteria.
I forgot about that.
Gosh, that's so...
Those are Gen Z. That's what we're talking about.
We're talking about they're always going to be having lunch with the kids at school.
They're going to go to the workplace and go to the cafeteria.
Probably they're at Google as we speak.
Parents are questioning new security measures at a Beaverton elementary school just days after a deadly shooting.
No, I guess not.
It could have been.
Yeah, it could have been.
That's not it.
So we're seeing Gen Z's come up on the podcasts.
Yeah, I produce a Gen Z podcast.
Yes.
Well, before we talk to your Gen Z podcast, I want to play a Gen...
Somebody sent me this thing.
Yeah, it's probably not good for the show.
It's dumb.
And it's rated as the worst video ever.
But no, I didn't think so.
This is a woman, another one of these modern podcasts where you have one girl or a guy, usually sitting in a car.
This is the sitting in the car, yelling at the camera style of podcasting.
You know that style.
It's something we've never engaged in.
No, of course not.
But either one of us could easily do it.
Yeah.
Yeah, you sit in your car, you put a camera in the car, it's basically your dash cam, you flip it around so it's pointing at you, and you start ranting about stuff.
I will remind people, I was podcasting from vehicles in 2004.
There you go.
It's his fault.
So let's listen to this woman who is a Gen Z podcaster because she's in college, which is all Gen Z right now, in a sorority.
And she's just doing this typical yakking at the camera thing.
But it's the content, the attitude, the style.
It's one of those close cut ones where you cut, cut, cut.
So, you know, the voice is like we're slamming into itself.
It's slightly different and it's been called the worst video ever.
It's not.
It's not any worse than Jenna Marbles.
It's just got this other twist to it that you can't put your finger on.
The twist is Gen Z. So, I have some college sorority friends.
They all decided that they would challenge each other and see who could sleep their way through the alphabet first.
As in, hook up with a guy.
Beginning with each letter of the alphabet.
I mean, seriously, what could go wrong?
They just started this challenge two months ago.
One of the ladies already made it to letter K last night.
And then found out today that she is pregnant with a child.
Bun in the oven.
And not with one, not with two, but with three babies!
Well, someone was fertile.
And she doesn't know who the dad is.
It could be Alex, Ben, Caleb, Darren, or the other six guys.
But on the bright side, she hooked up with letter K last night.
Therefore, Kevin from Arkansas State University, it's a guessing game.
Who's about to be a dad of three?
Now, this has got to be young millennials.
These are not from 95.
These kids are in their late teens.
95...
No, this one on...
You're talking 95, you're going to be 24 years old.
Are you right?
25 years old.
What I just heard here is someone younger than 25.
Yeah, she's in college right now, and that's still...
She wasn't born in 2010.
Right.
She was between 95 and 2010, and that's a Gen Z. She's a Gen Z. Yeah.
They are the most affected...
Not a young millennial.
Young millennials are too old to do this.
They are the most affected by the schooling system.
And she's talking about University of Arkansas.
Well, how about that?
I got one from...
I got one from the University of Arkansas.
And they're...
And...
When it comes to world events, the entire generation is in general under-informed and over-socialized.
The over-socialized part we know, but the under-informed part is surprising to me.
And it's just not having a compass for...
What am I trying to say?
They will take anything that agrees with their feeling as the truth.
Oh, this report's got to be right because it feels good.
And not really go anywhere.
In fact, the podcast I produce for two Gen Zs, which is one of my stepdaughter, and I do it lovingly, is very difficult.
The opening is always cringy.
And the last time they were talking about, oh, it's horrible, Amy Coney Barrett was, you know, she was confirmed to the Senate, and, well, according to a report they had read from MSNBC, she was no good.
That's all it takes.
Yeah, and that's really all it takes, as long as it's just one report from someone, you know.
It's like, oh yeah, well that must be it then.
And the programming is just so incredibly strong.
And they have been taught to hate Republicans, hate Fox News, hate the discussion, hate Candace Owens.
She's wrong.
She's got to hate her.
And it's okay to commit violence as long as it's against Nazis and Trump supporters.
And although I have not caught them ever taking any action on that, the thinking is disturbed.
And it's prevalent.
Well, the University of Arkansas comes up in the conversation more than a few times.
It came in the conversation with this girl, over-socialized podcaster, talking about her over-socialized pals in the sorority, and then mentioning the University of Arkansas, which is, they may or may not go to that school, but they're around it, because that's where the guy came from, who was the letter K in this school.
Gold to screw through the alphabet.
26 guys.
What happened to swallowing goldfish people?
Does anyone remember that?
Does anyone remember that?
Only you would remember.
One of the Libjo's daughters goes to, of all places, the University of Arkansas.
And so he sums up with the University of Arkansas, it seems to me.
And they're cranking out Democrat voters.
I've said it before, the university system, the way it exists currently in this country, is to produce not an educated person, but a person who votes for the Democrat Party.
And they're doing a very good job of this.
And someone who, with enough training and six months, could learn to code.
Learn to code.
Learn to code, kids.
Now, this violence thing is an interesting thing, too, because one of our producers...
It's disturbing to me.
It's disturbing.
Well, I got a clip here that I've been sitting on.
Okay.
And I could sit on it because it's kind of an evergreen clip.
It's Peter Thiel.
Oh.
When Eric, his partner, is the guy who runs his finances.
Eric, of the two brothers, one of them is the scientist that you played a clip of recently.
Yes.
No, no, no, no, no.
That's not Teal.
Yeah, he works for him.
Not Brett, but Eric.
Eric, Eric.
Eric works for Peter Teal, yes.
Eric Weinstein, yep.
Weinstein.
Now, Eric is a...
An interesting character himself, but he's talking to Peter Thiel.
Eric decided to become a podcaster, so he hired a bunch of people, and he's got a video podcast, and he sits there, and he's got a mic, and they do...
It's a two-camera shoot.
You know, it's like, okay, whatever.
They're editing.
Woo!
All right.
And they're going back and forth.
And so...
But Thiel, it made this interesting observation, and I had never considered this.
And Thiel does have a way of seeing things oddly.
And I want to play this clip, and it relates to the whole violence meme thing.
Yeah, look, the visceral problem with communism is not its redistributive tendencies.
It's the extreme violence that you have to kill tons of people.
You know, there's always one of the professors I studied under at Stanford, Rene Girard, was a sort of great professor.
I'm a philosophical, sociological, anthropological thinker.
He had this observation that he thought communism among Western intellectuals became unfashionable.
You can date it to the year 1953, the year Stalin died.
And the reason was they were not communist in spite of the millions of people being killed.
They were communist because of the millions of people that were being killed.
As long as you were willing to kill millions of people, that was a tell, a sign that you were building the utopia, you were building a great new society.
And when you stopped, you know, it was just going to be like the lethargy of the Brezhnevier or something like that.
And that was not inspiring.
I mean, people shifted from Stalin to Mao or Castro, but the violence was charismatic.
Very charismatic.
Huh.
Violence is charismatic, which was the observation that brought me right to Antifa, wrecking Portland, just tearing up the place and punching people in the back of the head.
There's videos all over the place.
Right, right, right.
And it's charismatic.
And so you have this charisma of violence, and your friend there that you're doing the podcast, the Gen Zer, is expressing it.
Mm-hmm.
It's somehow attractive.
There's also another part which is universal amongst the older of the Gen Z, the 95-96 cutoff, is I'm not a socialist.
I'm full-on communist.
This is something that it's just said.
Just like, oh, no, no, no.
Bernie Sanders, I'm full-on communist.
This system doesn't work.
I'm a communist.
And you can inquire all you want, but they clearly don't understand what communism is.
They don't know what communism is.
Or you get...
Well, no, no.
It's not like your definition, boomer.
You get some of that.
It's not like socialism, the way you understand it, is different.
Well, then why don't you call it something different?
So there's no confusion.
For you, when you're...
It's like they don't want to work.
There's another thing, a common complaint.
They don't actually like working.
And they would prefer to do something creative with their time.
And I think...
Well, no, the word passion comes up again.
Passion, passion, yes, passion.
They want to do something that they have a passion for.
It has to be passion.
I have no passion to do bookkeeping.
The right job is there for me.
It will come to me.
Yeah, well, that's the mystical thing.
I've heard this one.
But that's kids in general.
I think every generation has this mystical thought.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Oh, she's the one, you know.
My soulmate stems from this bullshit.
Sweet and flame.
So the troll room is actually acting up, saying, well, who the hell likes working?
Well, that's kind of the funny thing.
It's like...
Who the hell likes working?
Ask that person his age, his or her age.
Okay, hey, you person.
That's NetNed58.
NetNed's got to be old.
NetNed's not young.
Oh, NetNet's just an old fart that doesn't want to work.
NetNet's just trolling.
That's what he's doing.
He's 48.
Shut up, NetNet!
Eh, I don't want to work.
Yeah, okay, fine.
Be quiet, NetNet.
Um...
It's a very interesting generation.
It really is.
Um...
Yeah, I think that some of this is related to parents, but the parents also got into this weird vibe, because what really happened in...
You know, it started in 95, 96, the internet.
And then by the time these kids were 10, 11, you know, they had text messaging, they had AOL Instant Messenger, Yahoo Messenger, which went, I think, very undetected by parents at the time, and then the smartphones.
Yeah.
And now they're trapped.
They live inside their phones.
Well, if you think about the year, do the year breakdown, 95, the smartphone, it was invented.
No, no, no, no.
Technically, it was invented by 2007.
Yeah, I'd say 2006, 2007, when the iPhone came out.
No, the smartphone, the iPhone came out in 2007.
I remember because I was ravaged by it.
So the iPhone came out in 2007 and they're 12 years old.
Perfect time to get a phone.
Boom.
It's over.
Yeah.
And they're very dependent upon it.
And I get email after email, mainly from moms, who say that when my kid is not on social media, they really calm down and become a lot better.
And we're talking Gen Z level here.
But that when just let loose and they just go crazy for it, They start exhibiting borderline personality disorders.
Very, very odd behavior.
I think it's been most destructive to them.
And I'm sure that you got this out of your research.
Nine out of ten Gen Zers are on some kind of what they call meds.
Yeah, a lot of them are on meds.
There's no doubt about that.
There's a lot of factors here.
It's more than just the parents.
But the med thing is not helpful.
Now, I want to go, just ask kind of a question that's always bugged me.
Gen Z in particular, but any generation, but Gen Z in particular.
So they get their phones, they get 12 years old, 14 years old, 15 year old, 16 year old, they got the phone, they're on the phone, they're doing messaging, they're doing whatever they do.
Why are phones allowed in the classroom at all?
There are some classrooms, they've talked about this, they have these little things, you put the phone in this little lockbox.
Before Rona, that was kind of a topic, actually.
It was a topic.
We have been discussing it.
Some schools have put the lock, the kibosh, or kibosh, on these phones by putting them in these little pockets or in a locker, or they do different things for different classrooms.
Mm-hmm.
But those are in the minority.
Most classrooms have the kids on the phone.
You can see it.
You can take a picture of a classroom.
You see the kids in the back row.
They're on their phones.
Yeah.
Why is this allowed?
Because the teachers are on their phones too and their parents are on the face bag on their phone.
The whole world has gone phone crazy.
This is what OTG was about.
People misconstrue it with being tracked.
Sure.
That's not it.
I mean, so I'm extremely busy.
I'm producing multiple shows.
I'm saving podcasting.
Sorry.
Hold my beer.
And so I needed to use at home some form of phone for when I'm outside.
It's something faster that I can react and do things with and copy and paste than a computer, honestly.
And I notice it too.
It's like I really have to consciously put this thing somewhere else.
Otherwise, I will pick it up.
You will pick it up and you will look at it.
And you've got to turn off the notifications.
And of course you can't because some things you need to be notified because it's timely.
Yeah.
And that is, it's part of modern life, but the phone itself, people will be okay if you text them back a little later, is what I've learned.
But yeah, that's, remember my game.
Person walking on the street holding their phone.
Why would you need to hold your phone in your hand when you're walking on the street?
You know, and the funny thing about that observation was that you mentioned on the show.
Wait, wait, wait.
By the way, this is Boomer Talk with Adam and John.
Five years ago, Boomer Talk.
That'd be a good name for a show.
Zoomer talk.
But you were saying?
You mentioned it.
Because I keep my phone in a drawer.
Yeah.
And so you mentioned this.
It's one of those things where you don't notice it, then you notice it, and then you notice it, and then you don't not notice it.
And you're right.
People are wandering around the street.
With the phone in their hand.
It's like, why are you carrying this thing?
By the way, they do that in San Francisco, and it happened even when we were at Mevio.
Yeah, people steal it.
At least twice.
You get jacked.
One of the girls walking around, a phone in her hand, a guy, a mugger, if you don't want to have a better term, runs at full speed, grabs the phone, rips it out of her hand, and keeps running, and there goes the phone.
Bye!
Yep.
And that's not...
That's something that happens every single day.
You've got the scooter gangs in the UK and London ripping off people's phones.
But that's beside the point.
The sickness is the needing to be in contact.
And that's just the sickness.
And if you haven't been...
And I don't think I did a good job with my daughter either.
Now, she is from 90...
And she's figured it out and she saved herself.
Now, of course, I can't hear back from her because she's like, I didn't have my phone on.
Hey, hey, what are you doing?
How come I haven't heard from you for three days?
What's going on?
But the Gen Z is, they're completely jacked in.
It is a part of their brain is wired through their fingers to the phone, and it will take some serious work for people to get them off of that.
I don't know if they're salvageable.
This may be the end of the road.
Yeah.
Well, it's just one generation.
Maybe the next.
How about, what comes after the Gen Z? Nobody knows yet.
I mean, they're already being born because it's 10 years of them.
Right.
And they're sneaking it up on us, but they haven't been given a moniker that I know of.
Yeah.
Wow.
So here we go.
Probably call them Gen COVID. No.
No.
Yeah, I like it.
I'm not going to call them Gen COVID. No.
I'm calling them Gen COVID until you come up with something better.
No, no, no, no, no.
They will have Gen Alpha.
Gen Green.
The Green Gen.
How about The Great Reset?
I think that the Gen Z's are also the greenies.
They're going to be super green.
Yeah, they're definitely greenies.
And they're going to be super dumb.
I know that we've got a lot of you listening, but we have Gen Z people that listen to our show.
I mean, and we probably have quite a few of them.
I want some reports.
Remember this moment?
This is one of our fails.
We tried to get reports from, I think it was Gen Z. For a while.
Not Gen Z, but Gen X, one of the Gens.
And we sent out the message, we want reports on your sex life.
Oh yeah.
Because there's a lot of kinky sex going on because these people, they learned about sex from...
From porn.
Really horrid porn.
Yeah.
And we started getting some reports in and the reports were so terrible that we just discontinued the project.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's another failed exit strategy from the Curry-Dvorak Consulting Group where we could not put together the white paper.
No.
But we've heard this a lot that certainly boys approach sexual intimacy with aggression often because I think that's how it's supposed to be done.
But, let's be fair, the whole blowjobs are okay thing that came from Bill Clinton in the White House.
So, everyone has some responsibility.
It wasn't sex.
Blowjobs are not sex.
It's not sex, exactly.
Yeah, it's like shaking hands.
So, what can we do for these poor children?
I mean, certainly we have to come up with some kind of program to save them from themselves.
I think we've got the program.
It's called the No Gender Show.
And I don't think, I think they're going to have to save themselves.
I don't know if they can be saved.
I mean, you have one in your midst that you could save personally and you can't do it.
Luckily, I haven't got one, so.
Well, I keep this one afloat.
I don't know.
We'll see.
I do love all the children.
I love all the children.
I don't care how messed up you are.
I love all the children.
When they tie you up and shoot you in the head, you'll think twice.
Just turn off Fox News when they come to visit.
That's all.
You've got to take precautions.
By the way, just start watching One American News, One American Network.
That'll do it.
I mean, it's really interesting to see.
I think Fox's ratings are tanking now, and it appears that MAGA country has moved over to Newsmax and One America News.
And to be fair about it, I usually watch MSNBC during the day because I think that they have the...
I can get a real good feel for what we're supposed to think, and I'll mix it up a little bit with CNN. Fox News, I don't watch all that much at all, but if you turn it on during the day, it's really vanilla and bland, and you turn on Newsmax, and these guys are deep into fraud and collusion, and they're report after report.
It seems like they're doing a lot more.
You might as well watch Alex Jones.
What?
Newsmax?
No.
I'm not a fan of Newsmax.
I think it's shoddy.
I think it lacks, you know, professional pizzazz.
Mm-hmm.
It's cheap-looking, and OAN is worse.
I mean, they actually look slicker, but you can tell it's all a lot of bought stuff.
You know, you can get on these cheap sets and all these things you can buy.
Mm-hmm.
For 10, 20 bucks, it doesn't cost that much.
And it's all virtual.
And, you know, the idea of Trump setting up of not going cable and going, oh, digital, that's nonsense.
That's going to go nowhere.
You've got to get on cable and fight your way up.
That's what Fox did.
It took forever.
Trump won't have any time.
He won't have any time to do a digital news network.
He's going to be too busy draining the swamp.
He'll be hiring, firing secretaries of state and draining the swamp.
I'm going to show my support by donating to No Agenda.
Imagine all the people who could do that.
Oh yeah, that'd be fab.
Yeah, on No Agenda.
Yeah.
And we do have a few people to thank for show 1295.
Starting with Matthew.
I don't know.
Hold on.
I'm setting up.
I see.
It must be Matthew.
Yeah, it's a typo.
Matthew.
I'm guessing.
Let me take a look.
I think he sent us a note.
You talk about notes that are the worst.
This is written on a striped card in just small print.
Or actually, no, I take it back.
Did we miss this?
Did this not go in?
I have no idea what you're babbling about.
I don't know.
Of course you don't, because I haven't explained it.
No.
Oh, interesting.
Well, this is, I'm going to just read this note.
This is from the last segment.
Oh, I see what I separated them out.
Okay.
Right, the Boston Meetup came in with $234.56 total, but it's actually two separate notes that came in.
And this is the one from the lesser amount, $184.56.
That's why I was confused.
I confused myself because I knew this in advance in Norwood, Massachusetts.
And it's Foster, and I can't read his name, and it's all scribbly.
And it's the worst.
It's the absolute worst.
It's like no care was taken whatsoever.
But thank you!
$184.56.
This is pretty much the rest of the, I think, the rest of the Boston meetup.
Oh, really?
And there was a $50.
Okay.
And then there was a $50.
It was a separate check, which I have at the bottom.
Hilary Avis Lee in Newark, Delaware, $100.
Kathy?
In Bellevue, Oregon, and she also wrote, and I got a hundred bucks, she wrote a little card that is so small, it's the smallest card I've ever seen, and she hand printed a very cute note, which I have to read.
My brother, Professor William Bill Orr, hit me in the mouth for about four years.
I finally listened to the show, and it is such a relief to me that critical thinking isn't dead.
Hmm.
My 73-year-old mother is also on board.
Nice.
And she says what they all say.
Are you listening to the boys this morning?
Now, hold on a second.
73 is not that voice.
That's just not fair, because when I'm 73, I'm going to sound exactly the same.
And now you make 73 sound like...
Yeah, you're a professional voice guy.
I think 73 is the new 53.
So give her a different voice.
Okay, I'll do her voice for it.
Are you listening to the boys this morning?
She often asks.
I laugh so hard at Adam's response to drunk Kamala.
Thank you, you two, for going after the truth and helping me and my brother and everybody else through the tough, hard times.
Hug, hug to you both.
Yes.
Heart-shaped Kathy.
Thank you.
Sir, anyway, thank you.
A hundred bucks.
Sir, not appearing on this podcast, Richmond, Washington, 5678.
This is going to be a quick list, by the way, so I can read these notes.
Chris Grimali in Kingston, New York, 55-55.
He attended the Catskill Meetup.
Brian Smith, Double Nickels on the Dime.
Jared Reynolds in Port Angeles, Washington, 51-50.
Yeah, well, we've got to read this.
I would like to be...
He becomes a knight?
Today I would like to be known as Sir Jared Knight of the Snappish Confluence.
Snappish Confluence.
I've been listening since show number one and before that to the Daily Source Code.
LoveYouNoHomo made my first donation June 2012.
I've been donating $12.12 a month since then.
I know I'm not an executive producer, but if I could request a Bush Just Send Your Cash to remind people that monthly donations will get united, and for the table I'd like fried rice and sour beer.
And I thought I had that cash thing somewhere.
Sour beer is like so trendy.
Oh really?
I don't even know what this is about.
Well, when you go to your next brew pub, you'll find they have it there.
Sour beer.
It's kind of vinegary.
I've had it a couple times.
I know the kids like it.
But I think they like it because it's trendy.
I think it's crap.
Here we go.
No offense to the sour beer aficionados.
I know a lot of people want to send blankets or water.
Just send your cash.
There you go.
We still have it from back in the day.
Sir Jared, we'll see you there.
Sir Luke of the Viscount of London and Southeast.
In London, UK. 51-11.
And he's got a...
Turns out my 33 over 1 bet on Trump winning the popular vote didn't pay off.
There's no winnings to share.
Sorry.
Wait a minute.
Okay.
All right.
Danielle Williams, $50.35.
And she's got a birthday, too.
From Peter.
From Peter.
Peter.
Hey, Peter.
The following people are $50 donors.
Name and location.
Sir Brandon Savoy in Port Orchard, Washington.
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She's on the birthday gift, the best gift ever.
I turned 32.
Well, make sure next year you've got to get in there.
PayPal didn't give me a box to write a note because I'm on the phone.
Love you guys.
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Abhilish Kumar in Thane, India.
Hmm.
Yeah, that's really India.
There's our second guy.
Second guy.
Thank you.
I'm sure I'm butchering your name.
Kumar, probably not.
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And last but not least, Nicholas Black in Lafayette, Indiana.
That's our list of producers for show 1295.
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Well, the meetup schedule is pretty much off the hook these days, and we got a lot of reports.
The first one comes from Pittsburgh.
This is from executive producer Emma, who says, just wanted to send a quick report on last night's meetup in Pittsburgh.
We're almost on a six-week cycle, so we have regulars at this point, but it's always interesting who shows up.
The predictable assortment of dudes named Ben, a UPS driver who was late, surprise, and a refugee couple from communist Scandinavia who came straight from the MAGA March.
Plans are being drawn up to buy their first gun so they can be certified Americans.
I also heard someone say, very deadpan,''I've always figured I'll end up in some kind of camp.
Hopefully when we do, we can all be fully enslaved together.
It'll be like a party or something.'' Meetups have really been great during these insane times.
Thank you for all of your time, talent, and treasure.
It's much appreciated, and thank you for that report.
Future Dame Emma, and now we go to a report from the Charleston Meetup.
In the morning, y'all.
It's Dame Jennifer, also known as Dame Jennifer.
We are here after the Charleston Meet.
She was a huge success.
We're going to pass it around.
Hey Adam, this is Tom Blomquist, the former executive producer and writer of the world's greatest television series, Swamp Thing.
And I just want to say to all of you listeners that if they have not seen the episode Smoke and Mirrors and the performance of one Adam Curry as Nathan Stone, the jaded rock star, then they have missed something.
And I'm with this crazy bunch of people, fans of yours, and it's really fun.
Hello, in the morning, folks.
Sir Buck of 2112 here, the other half of the animated new agenda, Bennifer, Jenna, whatever you guys call her.
Yeah, I had a great turnout.
Everything was wonderful.
My first experience in shooting a gun, so very cool.
Hey, John and Adam, this is Sir William of West Pensil, Tucky, and I'm not a spook.
Hey, this is Sir Jimmy here in the Lowcountry, king of the hollow books.
I've got gunpowder in my veins and no agenda on my brains in the morning.
This is Greg from Charleston, where we're never shilling, sometimes pilling, but always chilly.
No agenda!
Meetups!
ITM, this is Scott Jalbert.
I believe we've set the record for the loudest meetup.
Stay safe.
Hey guys, this is Jason Klaus from Mount Pleasant, South Carolina.
You wrecked those targets.
In the morning.
In the morning!
A little long for a report, but nice to hear Tom Blomquist, who indeed wrote that legendary episode of Swamp Thing, the TV show, starring myself.
Please go look for that on YouTube.
Featuring yourself.
No, starring.
I was starring.
Guest starring.
You were actually starring?
Yes, I was a star.
I thought you were only in one of the shows.
Yeah, in a whole episode.
I starred in a whole episode.
Okay.
Well, I do recommend people go see it.
Off to Charlotte.
Hey, it's Bill Cameron at the Charlotte meetup.
Big success.
A lot of people showed up.
Grant Armistead is a douchebag.
This is Sir Kevin Dills, the Earl of North Carolina.
In the morning, this is Douchebag Chip, and I'm jitty about mac and cheese.
In the morning, this is Sir Psychopath.
We're having a great time.
In the morning, this is Kenneth Willis.
In the morning, this is Sir Jerry Girl.
In the morning, Rob H. still looking for an upcoming clippity-clop.
In the morning, Sir Larry M.F. Jenkins.
Houston, Texas.
This is Brian from the Houston Super Spreader Meetup.
In the morning, this is Jake.
Damned, deadbeat douchebag.
Hey, David here.
We've been talking about the PCR. Hey, this is Brian.
We was at the Magnolia Meetup.
In the morning!
In the morning!
And the final report we have is from the Tucson Tea Time Meetup.
In the morning, it's Sterly Mofo.
Thank you guys for putting together a great community.
It's an amazing crowd.
This is Vince Dame at my second meetup with my mom, who is no longer a douchebag.
This is Tiffany, Vince's mom.
All hell is breaking loose.
There it is, a Gen Zer, John.
Brought his mom to the meetup.
There you go.
We have proof.
With my mom, who is no longer a douchebag.
This is Tiffany, Vince's mom.
All hell is breaking loose, and I'm going to buy a Bitcoin.
Hi, this is John, and I'm at the No Agenda meetup group in Tucson on a Friday, having a great time meeting really terrific people.
En la mañana, Adan y Juan.
This is Mar from the Naked Pueblo.
In the morning.
Hey guys, this is Derby Dyke, Sir Waro of the Southwest.
Wish you were here.
Later.
Okay, Vince's mom is now a hashtag in the troll room.
Here's what's coming up meetup-wise.
Now we have the meetup today, which was supposed to be held yesterday in Denver City Park.
It's the illegal picnic, so hopefully you got word of that.
Also today, the Philadelphia Local 76 Jersey Strong Selfish Bastard Super Spreader at 1 o'clock.
That is well underway.
The virtual Second Life meetup.
Okay.
Then on the 18th, Wednesday, the virtual meetup on Jitsi.
You can check noagendameetups.com for details.
On Saturday, this coming Saturday, the San Diego meetup at 12 o'clock.
Also, Columbus, Ohio's small amygdalas meetup at 6.
And on the horizon, November 28th, that's Austin's Saturday Thanksgiving potluck.
We have the Santa Cruz Mountains post-Turkey open range on the 28th, and then we're into December.
And for that, go check out noagendameetups.com.
See if there's a meetup near you.
If there isn't, it's simple.
Just start one yourself.
They're a lot of fun, and it's kind of like a potty.
Sometimes you want to go hang out with all the nights and days You want to be where you want me Triggered on hell's flame Hey, what do we do for end of show?
Are we going to do the Kraken?
Is that the end of show ISO? Well, I have one more.
I have one more called Congrats.
I really kind of like that.
Let me see the Congrats.
Congratulations!
No, no.
I think the Kraken.
I think the...
You think the bad Kraken?
Release the Kraken.
Yeah, I think so.
It's as creepy as you can get.
I think it's good enough for end of show.
Totally.
Totally.
I think the congrats is a good one, though, just to use.
It might be a keeper.
Okay.
I only have one thing I want to roll off to finish up here.
We're done.
There's this guy, a lawyer.
I always admire when people actually note to deconstruct things a little like we do on this show constantly.
But I always like to see it everywhere because then if everyone did it, then you wouldn't have the bull crap that we're dealing with.
Right.
And this is one of these guys sitting in his car doing his podcast.
Oh, yeah, I know these guys.
Again.
So he's sitting in his car, but he's sitting in the passenger side, and he gives a big intro about why he's doing that, because apparently sitting in your car constantly doing podcasts gives you some sort of buttock issue.
And so this doctor told him to sit in the passenger side.
So now he's in the car, but he's in the passenger side.
Why are you in your car doing a podcast?
It's not that, okay, I don't even want to get into that, but listen to this nice little deconstruction he does on a New York Times article on voting machines, and he catches something, which I would say most people will not catch, but he did, and I would have too, I hope, and it's worth talking about.
in the context of this election.
In Antrim County, Michigan, unofficial results initially showed President-elect Joseph R. Biden Jr. beating Mr. Trump by roughly 3,000 votes.
But that didn't seem right to the Republican stronghold, so election workers checked again.
I'm sorry, I have to open a slight parenthesis because I just can't ignore this, that they are referring to Joe Biden as president-elect, and they are not actually referring to the current president as president They refer to him as Mr.
Trump.
That is not the type of subconscious spin I would expect from quality journalism, but whatever.
Closing the parenthesis, moving on.
Turned out that they had configured the Dominion ballot scanners and reporting software with slightly different versions of the ballot, which meant that the votes were counted correctly, but that they were reported incorrectly, state officials said.
The correct tallies showed Mr.
Trump beat Mr.
Biden by roughly 2,500 votes in the county.
Can we stop for a moment and truly grasp what it is that the New York Times is trying to get us to swallow right here?
I've seen this guy.
More of that editing.
He's a fast-talking lawyer.
But he does point out that the New York Times says President-elect Biden versus Mr.
Trump.
Oh, yeah.
Have you seen Facebag?
They have removed from Trump's profile, it just says Trump.
It doesn't say President anymore.
He's the President.
No, no, not my President.
Anyway, I found that little catch was noteworthy.
And of course, the rest of it, the problem with this guy, Friel, I think is his name, he talks too fast and he doesn't organize his points correctly.
He organizes them for a courtroom to confuse the jury, but he has good points to make.
He's actually quite good at this, but I'm not a fan.
Sorry.
Are you there?
You're still there?
Wow.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, sorry.
I just had to put my desk down and I was hoping I could make it in your last sentence and I failed.
It's alright.
I'll cut that out.
No one will ever know.
Well, they're going to know.
No, they're not going to know.
Because every show so far this week, our last three shows, you've lost the connection.
We've lost the connection.
At the end.
It's true.
Well, the New York Times, you know, they have their issues.
They can't bring themselves to print the truth that we still have a president and identify him as such.
Silicon Valley's all in, the same thing.
I'll just take off his tag.
He's not president.
Of course he's still president, but all right, you do that.
And our producers have also found out that this is rampant all the way through Amazon.
They are really taking it extra far with their Amazon Alexa answer to stick.
Hey Siri, how old is the president?
Kamala Harris was born 56 years ago on Tuesday, October 20th, 1964.
So obviously it's a joke, but...
You gotta wonder how that happens.
It's gotta be one of those people who are paid to check and see that you got the right answers.
My daughter does this work from time to time to freelance.
How else do you get that?
It's not a separate skill.
It's in the basic answers of Alexa.
If anyone has Siri, just ask Siri.
Is Kamala Harris drunk or not drunk?
Just ask Siri that and see what she says.
I think I have a Siri here.
Hold on.
Let's see.
Can I do this?
I don't know if it's activated.
Hey Siri?
Is Kamala Harris drunk or not drunk?
Okay.
I found this on the web for is Kamala Harris drunk or not drunk.
Check it out.
Fact check.
Photo does not show drunk Kamala Harris throwing up.
Oh, wow, wow.
I want to see that one.
Jeez.
Okay, so it doesn't really work very well.
It doesn't give you any information.
Epic fail.
Yes.
Well, it was close.
Drunk or not drunk.
Shh.
All right, well, at least that's back in play.
And that's good news for the show.
It is.
Well, she hasn't really been out in the open much, has she?
She's plastered.
She's sobering up.
She's so happy.
All right, everybody.
I think that'll do it for today's program.
Coming up next on noagendastream.com, we have Grumpy Old Benz, we've got End of Shell Mixes from Tom Starkweather, Rolando Gonzalez, the one I didn't get to last time, and Jesse Coy Nelson got that lost in the mail, so plenty to do there.
We do thank you very much for participating in the program, for helping to produce the best podcast in the universe.
That is what you do.
You are producers, not fans, not listeners.
You are producers.
And we expect some production for the next show, which will be on Thursday.
And for that, remember us at Dvorak.org slash NA. Coming to you from Opportunity Zone 33 here in the capital of the drone star state.
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In the morning, everybody, I'm Adam Curry.
And from northern Silicon Valley, we're having another shutdown because the other shutdown didn't put everyone out of business.
A couple of guys survived, so let's get rid of them.
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We return on Thursday right here on No Agenda.
Shut down or not, we'll be here to deconstruct it all for you.
Until then, remember us at Dvorak.org slash NA and adios, some mofos!
And such.
Yeah, well, first of all, luckily he won't be here, right?
But look, what the president says is just untrue.
Now we're going to be sitting here dealing with the weight of this election cycle for the next 10 years.
So it's not going to get better.
It's going to get worse.
And then I don't know how far along until we do something drastically.
We all know that the election is over.
The Biden-Harris team needs to get on with transition.
I stand here, with all that feels I do, disgusted with this lie.
The fight has been chosen.
The election is over.
Now comes the hard part.
Not even close to being over.
And those people that are telling me right now that it is over are lying to you.
I think Senator McConnell still seems to be insisting somehow that President Trump won the election.
He didn't.
The vote has not been declared, but there is no president-elect.
How does that relationship move forward, given that there are so many Republicans who won't even acknowledge the election of Joe Biden?
This is an attempt to, you know, to hype up people behind the idea that they're being robbed, that they're all, you know, that they're the victims.
They will not be able to contain this virus and rebuild this economy unless we win these two U.S. Senate races here in Georgia.
We think that subverter is a person who is going to blow up our beautiful bridges.
No!
Subverter is a student who comes for exchange, a diplomat, an actor, an artist, a journalist like myself.
Now, subversion is an activity which is a two-way traffic.
You cannot subvert an enemy which doesn't want to be subverbal.
The United States is a receptive target of subversion.
Subversion is a subversion.
The highest art of warfare is not to fight at all but to subvert anything of value in the country of your enemy until such time that the perception of reality of your enemy is screwed up to such extent that it does not perceive you as an enemy and that your system,
your civilization and your ambitions look to your enemy as an alternative It's not desirable then at least better than death.
That's the ultimate purpose, the final stage expression after which you can simply take your enemy without a single shot being fired.
This is the time to catch that movement and to continue until the movement forces the whole society into collapse.
20-20 has gotten really scary.
Orwell, Titor and Huxley, Harry, Carrie.
But times like these will surely fade away.
Ahay, ahay, ahay.
2020 sure as hell got crazy.
Lockdown rules turned into voting's hazy.
Times like these will surely fade away.
hey, hey.
It's a script in which we're all living.
Backstage passes that we're not given.
Come what may.
Resist, we must.
And have trust in our gender.
We're well feared that what we fear will ruin us.
Huxley feared that what we desire will ruin us.
Holy shit.
You will obey.
Resist, we must.
Best podcast in the universe!
Adios, mofo.
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