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976: 10th Anniversary

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	How do those two guys talk so long?
	Adam Curry, John C. Devorak.
	And Thursday, October 26, 2017, this is your award-winning Gitmo Nation Media Assassination, Episode 976.
	This is no agenda.
	Celebrating 10 years on the lowest rung of the showbiz ladder and broadcasting live from downtown Austin Tejas, capital of the drone star state in the Cludio Inn.
	In the morning, everybody.
	I'm Adam Curry.
	And from northern Silicon Valley, where everybody's celebrating, I'm John C. DeVore.
	It's Crackpot and Buzzkill.
	In the morning.
	Here we are.
	Congratulations.
	Yes, congratulations.
	Get the horn out.
	There are times when the horn is just needed.
	Where is it?
	There it is.
	There's the horn.
	There he goes.
	That's our assistant.
	Yes.
	Hey, John.
	Good day.
	Congratulations.
	Congratulations to you.
	Ten years.
	And congratulations to all the people who helped us celebrate.
	There's plenty of them, and we're going to get to them throughout the show, obviously.
	It's going to result in a lot of flubs.
	Yes.
	This will be about honoring and celebrating the producers of the show.
	So you can see it.
	We'll still do some deconstruction, of course.
	I got a couple of good ones, and they're short.
	I tried to make a list of all the people that we should thank, and it's impossible.
	It's worse than the Oscars.
	You know, obviously, our guys in the back, you know, VoidZero, SirBemrose, Aaroner, you know, there's... Ah, shit, I don't even know how many there are.
	I want, you know, Mimi, Eric.
	You know, they do a lot.
	Yeah.
	In fact, Eric has been working on the spreadsheet for, I think, 72 hours straight.
	My goodness.
	Yeah, so we'll get the spreadsheet in, and then as soon as that is in, we'll split it up into three segments.
	Yes, we have to do that today.
	Yeah.
	Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait!
	Because of the, um... I put a little stuff together here.
	Because of the really long night segment that we had on, uh... Was it Sunday's show?
	Yeah, you're gonna get another one today.
	Well, the problem, you know, the problem is I was trying to man the music at the same time swinging the swords, and it got very complicated.
	So I've, uh, I've put together... You're swinging the sword.
	Hold on.
	I've put together this ratchet.
	No, check it out.
	Check it out.
	See this ratchet here that I've got?
	It has all the swords on it!
	Look!
	Look at this thing, man!
	Look at this thing!
	You're chopping off the guy's head!
	No, no, no!
	No, it's just right- Hold on.
	Let me just- Little more.
	Little more.
	One more.
	One more.
	One- One more.
	There we go.
	See, now it just- It just- It just keeps going!
	It's beautiful!
	Oh, yeah.
	Okay.
	So that- That'll be good.
	I don't know.
	So much for the production!
	For our ten- Our ten- Our tenth anniversary show.
	Yes.
	Yeah, we do the extra, we go the extra mile.
	We try to, for sure.
	All right.
	Well, as we power through our first episode in the 10th year, what do we got going on?
	Well, there's a lot of, well, luckily during this show on our 10th anniversary, uh, which is this, you know, we're celebrating today, today, exactly.
	And I think we're going to continue it for a couple more shows.
	Uh, yeah, that's unavoidable.
	I saw stuff coming in this morning.
	I got up at three this morning just to start to prepare for the jingles and the notes and sending stuff off to Eric.
	Well, we started a week early so we can end a week late.
	So we're going to go off an extra week and let it kind of fade out.
	Okay.
	So I was looking at the network stuff and I found some very good reports because I'm now looking more and more for these whipsaw tricks and some of these other kind of things that CBS seems to do the most of.
	And CBS is really on this thing.
	Jeff Flake came out and made a speech to Congress which everybody praised.
	I've heard people go, the greatest speech ever!
	And it's like, I don't even know what he said.
	He said that, to summarize, he said that President Trump was a douchebag.
	Pretty much.
	And that was about it.
	And he says, and he calls people's names, that douchebag calls people's names, he calls people things.
	And you know, that... That horrible man?
	That cheeto face, he calls people's names.
	So the best one of this that I have, the best analysis is that CBS is on this like, they're just all over this.
	And I, again, this is, I'm reminded of the military intelligence versus central intelligence.
	So CBS has taken this to another level.
	They have long reports on CBS and it's covered on the morning show.
	It's covered on the news.
	And so I want to play the worst example of a correspondent to me.
	For kind of twisting things as Nancy Cordes.
	Uh-huh.
	So I'm giving her good props for twisting everything she can.
	And I want to play the whole clip about her on the... That's not the whole clip.
	It's about half of it.
	But this is Nancy Cordes.
	You have to be careful on this.
	This is not the ISO.
	This is Nancy Cordes on Flake Trump brouhaha.
	As president, Donald Trump is also head of the Republican Party, and he denied today that it is a party divided, despite evidence to the contrary, including prominent Republicans yesterday calling him an habitual liar and a danger to democracy.
	Here's Chief Congressional Correspondent Nancy Cordes.
	Members of Congress ought to speak out.
	Arizona Republican Jeff Flake's call to arms was met with mutiny today as GOP colleagues refused to open fire on Mr. Trump.
	I'm still on very good terms with the president.
	He's very focused on getting results.
	Our job is to put our head down and start legislating.
	They're holding back partly because the Trump White House is key to their agenda on issues like tax reform.
	We now have a president who will sign it.
	The yeas are 50.
	The nays are 50.
	Just last night, Vice President Pence cast a tie-breaking vote, enabling Republicans to block an Obama-era rule that would have allowed consumers to band together to sue banks for wrongdoing.
	The vice president votes in the affirmative, and the joint resolution is passed.
	The president insisted today that party friction has been overblown.
	Now, is this what the Democrats mean when they say, when they go low, we go high?
	Is that an example of what he did?
	Well, Flake is a Republican.
	Oh, crap-a-loma.
	Yeah, of course.
	That doesn't make any sense.
	Yeah.
	Keep going.
	Is that the end of that clip?
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	Well, there was something she slipped in there that, uh...
	You probably missed.
	Yes.
	Because everybody would have.
	But it's beyond a whipsaw.
	This is actually a use of language to twist reality.
	And I thought this was so well done, because she put it right at the right spot.
	And she twists reality.
	I want you to play the ISO.
	This is the Nancy Cordes on Flake Trump, brouhaha, ISO.
	Arizona Republican Jeff Flake's call to arms was met with mutiny today as GOP colleagues refused to open fire on Mr. Trump.
	Oh, very nice.
	Mutiny and fire.
	Good.
	Well, what she's done here, she's made Jeff Flake the captain of the ship.
	That's right.
	Or Jeff Flake You know, they mutinied on him, according to her, when in fact the captain of the ship is Trump.
	And they stayed put.
	They were status quo.
	He's the mutiner.
	He's the mutiny.
	Let me listen again.
	Arizona Republican Jeff Flake's call to arms was met with mutiny today, as GOP colleagues refused to open fire on Mr. Trump.
	Oh, interesting.
	Yeah, that makes no sense.
	So they made it seem as though he's the boss and they're mutinying on him because he... I mean, they're mutinying on him because they won't go along with his attack on Trump.
	And somehow that's a mutiny.
	Good catch.
	Because, of course, the Republican Party is against the president.
	We all know this.
	So they're mutinying.
	They're mut... They're mutiny!
	Anyway, her use of this term, mutiny, is ridiculous.
	There's no ship.
	Flake is not the captain.
	I mean, the whole thing is ridiculous.
	It's turned upside down and it gives him more status in this report.
	And that was CBS?
	Oh yeah.
	Ah, jeez.
	The Tiffany News Network.
	So she pulls a bunch of these little guys.
	I want to play a couple of these.
	For one thing, she drops a very interesting At one point in the report she drops in this, I think it's a genius, ISO.
	But it's just thrown in for no good reason just to make Trump look like an idiot.
	And this is the idiot ISO.
	Okay.
	I think the press makes me more uncivil than I am.
	You know, people don't understand.
	I went to an Ivy League college.
	I was a nice student.
	I did very well.
	I'm a very intelligent person.
	You know, I don't know what to say to something like that.
	In fact, actually, I do have something.
	Hold on.
	I have to play this now.
	This was, I think, probably from the same clip where he was being asked if he mentioned David's name, the soldier who died in Niger.
	And here's what he had to say about that.
	I can only say this.
	I was really nice to her.
	I respect her.
	I respect her family.
	I certainly respect LeDavid.
	Who I, by the way, called LeDavid right from the beginning.
	They put a chart in front.
	LeDavid.
	Says LeDavid Johnson.
	I thought right from the beginning, there's no hesitation.
	One of the great memories of all time.
	There was no hesitation.
	I think she's a fantastic woman.
	I was extremely nice to her, extremely respectful.
	Yeah.
	He just does this all the time.
	He's constantly, he's constantly, he seems so insecure.
	Also, he has the best memory, you know, he has the best memory.
	Oh, yeah, that's fantastic.
	The best memory.
	Yeah, that's right.
	Now, so she goes on... That's pretty brazen.
	By the way, that's pretty brazen.
	I mean, just... We're used to it, but when he says that stuff, it is a head shaker.
	Oh, when you take it out of context, like Cordis likes to do, it's really bad.
	Yeah, but even in context, like, who does that?
	In context, it's bad.
	Who does that?
	So let's go with this other thing.
	So she brings... Now, we have a whipsaw, example of a whipsaw, where she says an example, she says something, and then she brings in the clip that doesn't confirm it at all.
	But that's okay.
	But it's like she makes a positive assertion that the pastor who does the convocation at the Senate ...said that Jeff Flake is a fantastic person for doing this, and then she plays a clip from it, and he never says that, but let's play Nancy Cordes' Pastor Whipsaw.
	Almighty God.
	But the Senate chaplain, Barry Black, hailed Flake's courage and asked for some divine intervention.
	Lord, provide us with more patriots.
	Who will stand for right regardless of the consequences.
	Yeah, that made sense.
	So wait a minute, where's he hailing Flake?
	Nowhere!
	Nowhere!
	That is fantastic.
	What are these guys doing?
	Hold on, hold on.
	Let me just play that again.
	That was good.
	Almighty God.
	But the Senate chaplain, Barry Black, hailed Flake's courage and asked for some divine intervention.
	Okay, so he hailed his courage and asked for some divine intervention.
	Let's see.
	Lord, provide us with more patriots.
	I guess half of it's right.
	I guess half of it's right.
	No, none of it's right.
	None of it's right.
	It's bullcrap.
	So here she goes, so they bring her on to do a rap, and the rap is wrong.
	I mean, I don't mind if she's going to go off with this nonsense and this very, very twisted report.
	Mutiny, the pastor, and all the rest.
	But she wraps it with, I wouldn't say it's a lie, but she doesn't give us the information we need when she wraps it up, and I will give you the information after she's done.
	Flake's decision to retire was hailed as a victory by presidential allies like Steve Bannon, but Senate Republicans argue that's short-sighted.
	They worry, Anthony, that his seat could now get scooped up by a Democrat.
	Nancy Cordes at the Capitol.
	Thanks, Nancy.
	Okay, here's the problem with that summary.
	I would consider her one of the worst that's working the networks right now.
	She got a thank you though.
	He said thank you.
	Great work, Nancy.
	So here's the real deal.
	Flake has got no chance of beating anybody in the next election.
	That's why he's quitting.
	Because they're going to be spending a lot of money.
	The Republicans don't want him to run.
	Because they've got better people to run in his spot.
	He's got no support in the party in Arizona.
	And he would lose to a Democrat.
	If he ran, that's when the Democrat could get in.
	Well, this is what you look for when you know you're going to lose, when you know you've been ineffective.
	I'd never honestly even heard of Flake.
	He's not like a guy that's been on the radar.
	I don't think we've ever played a clip from him.
	Ever.
	No.
	No, he never says anything.
	In 10 years.
	And it's a perfect way to get out.
	You know, it's like, I'm not going to win, so I'm standing up to the brute!
	Yes, exactly.
	The brute, I tell you.
	Yes, that's what he's doing.
	But her analysis to say that it's a shame because the Democrat can now get it is completely wrong because everybody knows that Flake would more easily lose to a Democrat than one of these newcomers, which seem to be more in line with the way the Republicans are thinking currently.
	So this is just a bad report from the mutiny all the way to the rap.
	It's bad from beginning to end.
	It's extremely negative.
	Everything that is done on CBS about Flake and this speech, which was a very poorly executed speech.
	I mean, he's bumbling and he's stumbling.
	It's horrible.
	There's nothing in there.
	He doesn't really make any accusations except that this is terrible.
	We're ruining our democracy because of this guy.
	We're all going to die.
	We're all gonna die.
	But CBS is all in on this and I just see it has got to be part of this struggle between the two intelligence groups.
	Yeah.
	Now I do have just an example of this... What is this?
	A whoops song?
	I don't think... You haven't played Trump clip ISO.
	Oh no, that was The Idiot.
	No, you do have that.
	Oh, you had that one twice.
	No?
	I shouldn't.
	What is this?
	Let me see.
	Oh, now we already played that one.
	Sorry.
	Okay.
	There is, uh, can I think that would be it?
	I thought, oh, here it is.
	This is the, this is the, the, the online version of CBS and you don't have to play the whole thing.
	Just play as much as you can deal with.
	You can see their attitude about.
	...about Trump's administration using Flake as a foil.
	This is CBSN on Flake.
	Hi everyone, thank you for joining us.
	And two Republican senators are sounding the alarm this week on President Trump, but only one are on their way out of office.
	Arizona Senator Jeff Flake announced Tuesday he will not seek reelection next year.
	The GOP conservative has been a harsh critic of President Trump.
	Senator Flake wrote an op-ed in the Washington Post titled, Enough!
	In it, he writes, We can no longer remain silent, merely observing this train wreck passively, as if waiting for someone else to do something.
	The longer we wait, the greater the damage, the harsher the judgment of history.
	He echoed those sentiments in an interview on CBS This Morning.
	I do think that members of Congress ought to speak out if the President follows through on some of the policies or some of the threats he's made with regard to the First Amendment, for example, or if he continues to, in terms of the tweets and just kind of the debasing statements that he's made.
	And also on the foreign stage, I think we need to be incredibly careful about what we're doing and that's what Bob Corker has expressed concern about.
	Senator, how long have you been thinking about this and was there a final straw for you?
	Well, I spoke out during the campaign, and actually before that, long before Donald Trump ran, you know, the birtherism, this ugly conspiracy theory about President Obama that was embraced by too many.
	But then during the campaign, when the president Talked about Mexican immigrants in ways that were unbecoming.
	Talking about my colleague John McCain, how he couldn't be respected because he was captured.
	Senator, two points.
	One, some skeptics will say it was easier to do this when you're facing a very, very uphill campaign and likely to lose, number one, and you should speak to that.
	Secondly, you seem to be saying to your fellow Republicans, if you do not speak out now, this is so serious that you're a complicit in the actions of... What?
	Go back a little bit and watch how Flake... I'm under the impression, because he's so nervous during this whole thing and even when he gave his speech, that somebody...
	Put a gun to his head and told him to do this.
	He's always been a never trumper, and he's not going to win, and he's always going to have to quit.
	So I think some group, I would say, these showed up as editorial in the Washington Post out of the blue, you know, intelligence side of the split it into two groups fighting each other.
	I think he was made to do this.
	He's very nervous, but he will not He still has enough integrity left that he will not answer the question that Charlie wants him to answer.
	To lose, number one, and you should speak to that.
	Secondly, you seem to be saying to your fellow Republicans, if you do not speak out now, this is so serious that you are complicit in the actions of the President.
	Well, I do think that the longer we go, the more this behavior is normalized.
	And that is a problem.
	We can't allow our dialogue to continue to coarsen.
	And so I think the longer we wait, the more likely that is.
	And already, I think we're seeing the effects of this new era.
	So if you don't speak out, you're complicit in the crime?
	Or how would you define what the President is doing?
	I think that we have a responsibility as elected officials to speak out when there's behavior that is just beyond the pale.
	And some of what we've seen, I think, fits in that category.
	You think you can change the President?
	You know, I think all of us have been waiting for nine months for that pivot that was going to occur.
	Yeah, pivot.
	Yeah, the pivot.
	He goes on and on.
	The pivot to presidential, uh, to presidentiality.
	Yeah, I guess.
	Flake was always a no-trumper, so he got no support from the party, and it's just done.
	But I do admire the fact that he would never say everyone else is, you know, guilty too for not speaking up.
	He just said, well, people should speak up when they feel like it.
	Yeah, well that's what everyone's saying.
	That's what they say about harassment, such as Harvey Weinstein, yet not everyone spoke out, now did they?
	No, they didn't.
	The spreadsheet is in, by the way, just so you know.
	And they won't.
	Okay, well listen, we're gonna stop.
	No, we don't need to stop right now.
	We can go for a little bit.
	Okay, well let's finish this off then.
	Yeah, exactly, exactly.
	By the way, there was a funny little, just a transition.
	There was a funny little event that took place.
	I never knew about it.
	They played it on C-SPAN for the first time.
	You know, there's the White House Correspondents Dinner?
	Yes.
	Well, there's like a lesser event.
	It's like, you know, it's kind of like, there used to be a hamburger chain called Henry's.
	And Henry's was a clone of McDonald's.
	And wherever McDonald's opened up, they would open up a Henry's.
	Yeah, sure.
	They'd open up a Henry's around the corner.
	Makes nothing but sense.
	And yeah, it would seem like a good idea at the time, but nobody ever bought the hamburgers there, and they were just McDonald's light.
	So this is kind of this, this is the congressional correspondence dinner.
	Instead of the White House Correspondents Dinner.
	Oh!
	And so it's all the schlubs and every second-rate guys and the end of this the I look like this I guess it was the host or what do you call it the MC.
	Yeah the MC.
	Was this Roy Wood Jr.
	who is one of the writers and kind of quote-unquote correspondents for the Daily Show.
	Okay.
	You got to admit it, guys.
	Y'all know that healthcare plan is bad.
	That healthcare plan is bad.
	Republican healthcare is so bad.
	He was waiting for everyone to say, how bad is it?
	Is that what's going on there?
	You're gonna hear a guy bombing.
	Bombing bigly.
	Bombing like no tomorrow.
	And it's like every joke is lame.
	It's just bad material.
	And people are just drinking as much as they can.
	It's bad.
	Republican healthcare is so bad, ISIS refuses to claim responsibility for it.
	And I wouldn't be so upset about the healthcare if it didn't go against the gun control.
	They don't work together.
	You need two policies that go hand-in-hand.
	Guys, if you kill everybody with the healthcare, who's gonna be left to shoot each other with the guns?
	Oh, that was the killer!
	You can't be for healthcare and it just doesn't... That's like General Motors being pro-car but anti-wheel.
	You gotta get on the same page.
	You know what's funny?
	Like, people used to say, or people say, you know what's funny?
	People say you're white supremacist.
	Yes.
	That's the first thing people call you.
	Yeah.
	Oh, you're a white supremacist, but I don't know.
	At least a white supremacist, they're all on the same page.
	They have an agenda that they agree upon.
	Nobody's leaving brain surgery to go break up the Klan meeting.
	Oh, man.
	I think to being that really leaves me speechless.
	The hook!
	In the search for truth.
	Oh, by the way, that's funny you said that.
	Because behind him, there's somebody who's in the curtain and I kept getting open and closed and moved around.
	I kept thinking to myself, a hook was coming out.
	The hook is coming.
	The hook is imminent.
	It really leaves me speechless.
	In the search for truth is the lack of good lies.
	If you're gonna lie, tell a good lie.
	It reminds me of kind of if you have the White House Correspondents Dinner, that was MTV.
	And if you had the Congressional Correspondents Dinner, that was VH1.
	It's like, you know, the lamest of all lame, little small studio in the corner playing Kenny G and Michael Bolton.
	That's what that's about.
	Man, that was a real bomb.
	I feel bad for him, but jeez, come on, man, figure it out.
	You know, there was an incredible... How about hiring somebody who knows how to do this sort of thing?
	Well, there's an idea.
	There was an incredible segment on CNN with Don Lemon, and it was about an NPR poll that finds that the majority, that would be 55% of white people, feel that they're being discriminated against because of their race.
	And so this was, it was really interesting to listen to this.
	It's a tad on the long side, but we can interrupt.
	So Don has, ah, who's the guy, the big mouth guy who's always...
	Well, you'll remember.
	Well, he has a black guy on and a white guy on.
	So it's a tri-box, Don's in the middle, and here we go.
	A new poll shows that the majority of white Americans believe there's discrimination against their race.
	Back with me now, Mark Clement-Hill and Ben Ferguson.
	So, Ben... Mark, don't start already.
	White people are amazing.
	I haven't got the... Go on, what?
	Let me tell them about the poll first.
	White people are amazing.
	Listen...
	Thank you.
	Do your job.
	I don't want to mess up your job, man.
	Go ahead.
	This is what a new NPR study on discrimination shows.
	92% of African Americans feel they're discriminated against, right?
	And then it says 55% of white people think that America discriminates against them as well.
	Go on.
	We can't get nothing.
	We can't even get discrimination to ourselves.
	Look, the problem is oftentimes when you are in a position of privilege and power, when that privilege and power is taken away even a little bit, what is actually equality feels like oppression to you.
	It feels like discrimination to you.
	White people are not oppressed for being white.
	White people are not systematically or systemically disenfranchised for being white.
	White people face all kinds of burdens for lots of reasons.
	It's part of what it means to be human.
	But whiteness is not an impediment to social mobility, to social prosperity, to success, to happiness.
	Doesn't mean it never happens, but as a systemic issue, it doesn't happen to white people.
	And it darn sure don't happen 50 plus percent of the time.
	I would say go talk to any kid that's trying to get into school right now and ask them about how hard it is to get into certain medical schools and law schools specifically because they are white and they would be part of I'm sure that 40 plus percent that say they're discriminated against.
	You have had several students that have purposely mismarked their forms after not getting into schools to see if they could get in as under a minority or other marking and it worked for them because they were discriminated against because they were white.
	You know the guy's touching the third rail here and he's gonna get some Push back.
	Also, I think this says that.
	That's not from them.
	What's that?
	I said from them, sure.
	Yeah.
	55% of the white population.
	No, I said some.
	I said some.
	Come on.
	Be intellectually honest.
	I said some at the very beginning.
	No, but I'm reading what the study says.
	I didn't say all.
	I said 55% of white people think America discriminates.
	I didn't say all.
	I said some of the young people would say that.
	I think the other thing is, is look, there is a big racial divide in this country right now.
	And I think there's a lot of people that do profile of all races.
	Right now it's pretty clear in this country there's a large divide.
	And I'm sure that that's not crazy for some people that are white to think, am I being profiled because I am white?
	And there's a lot of people that are talking about white privilege and that you get everything.
	And there's some people that want to stick it to white people.
	I think that's also very clear.
	That's what a divided America looks like.
	Uh, Mark, I'll give you the last word.
	Well, first of all, white privilege isn't about saying white people get everything.
	It's about saying that there are certain things you get in life just for being white that we should all have.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, fell into my lap.
	And again, this is what it comes down to.
	Oftentimes when white people don't have complete power and control over a situation, they read their situation as somehow an oppressive situation.
	I don't doubt that 55% of white people feel discriminated against.
	I'm saying there's something wildly irrational about what 55% of white people in America thinking that they are being discriminated against because they are white.
	That is simply untrue.
	Is it wildly irrational that 94% of African Americans think they're discriminated against when in reality it's not even close to that in America?
	We are a pretty free country.
	Now, y'all both thought you laughed because I'm white and I mentioned the obvious, you know, statistic there.
	You believe that 94% are different.
	I'm laughing because I don't see what one has to do with the other.
	I'm not doubting that you feel that way.
	You can't just say that one group is allowed to have these feelings and the other group, because they're white, do not have the right to have these feelings.
	Yes.
	I'm allowed to have the last word.
	Oh, man.
	See, Ben took my last word.
	That's what white people do.
	That's white people's stuff.
	That's right.
	I'm the only one guy that's white.
	Damn, man.
	That's what white people do.
	Why do people steal the last word?
	That was good.
	Oh my goodness.
	I like that, though.
	That was finally a good conversation.
	Just two people arguing about race.
	That was okay.
	It was set up.
	It was... Of course it was.
	It was cheap, cheap television.
	Yes, yes.
	That's what gets the ratings.
	And they need all the help they can get.
	I switched to, um... I said O-A-N, now that I have the U-verse, the One America News.
	Let me tell you, it was a hell of a lot better than anything else.
	Is that the one with the cute girl that's kind of like...
	You're the best college reporter you'll ever see.
	You mean the cheap Tommy Lahren?
	The knock-off?
	Is Tommy over there now?
	That's where she started.
	She started there.
	Let me tell you, at least they show some news from around the world.
	It's not just all the same drivel.
	Well, there's that.
	Yeah, I had to watch something else.
	It's just too much.
	Hey, it's an important day today, besides it being our 10th anniversary, uh, lest we not forget.
	That infamous drive-through Dallas has fueled far-reaching conspiracy theories for more than a half century.
	And today, Americans could learn new details about one of the country's enduring mysteries.
	Federal law requires the National Archives release all of its JFK files by today.
	Among the key questions, did Lee Harvey Oswald act alone?
	Did the U.S.
	government know more about the assassin's movements and motivations than it's previously led on?
	And was Oswald under CIA surveillance during a trip to Mexico City, where he visited both the Soviet and Cuban embassies?
	The real story, maybe, is that the CIA knew only seven weeks before the assassination that Oswald may have threatened the president.
	He returned to America in early October, and they did what the CIA always does.
	They told no one.
	Multiple federal investigations concluded Oswald was the lone gunman, his own story dying when he was shot shortly after his arrest.
	Still Americans.
	It actually had that shot sound.
	Boom.
	Well, they had the video of it.
	And I don't think I've seen the actual video.
	You know, the picture where Jack Ruby shoots him.
	I saw it in real time when I was a kid.
	Damn.
	Well, I don't think I've ever seen it.
	And I don't know if that shot was sweetened or not.
	It was a little hard to tell.
	Oh, it was sweetened.
	It must have been.
	But I think it was the real shot and they sweetened something.
	And they put it in there and I was like, wow, I'd never seen that video.
	Federal investigations concluded Oswald was the lone gunman.
	His own story dying when he was shot shortly after his arrest.
	Still, Americans aren't convinced.
	To this day, more than 60% believe Kennedy's assassination was a conspiracy.
	An abrupt end to Camelot.
	It's almost like the film broke in our lives.
	It broke from one era of...
	Of glamour and excitement and hope.
	The future looked very bright.
	And then it was over in a flash.
	The National Archive says we assume that much of what will be released will be tangential to the assassination.
	But historians eagerly will be pouring over more than 3,000 long sealed files, hoping they reveal a CIA personality profile of Oswald.
	I think that we will never be able to put a period at the end of the sentence Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone and have everybody agree with that.
	and written letter from First Lady Jackie Kennedy detailing funeral arrangements.
	Fifty-four years after his tragic death, the JFK mystery remains alive.
	I think that we will never be able to put a period at the end of the sentence, Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone, and have everybody agree with that.
	It's a case that's never going to go away.
	Well, that's today.
	and I'm happy.
	Well, here's the thing about it.
	I didn't realize this before, and I may be wrong, but the guy did say this.
	He says it's supposed to be released by today.
	Yeah, so it should be.
	Why do they have to wait till the last minute?
	Well, there's a lot going on, you know.
	It has to be timed, these things, you know.
	Let's see if there's any scandal that we need to suppress, and then we'll throw a little JFK in there.
	It's a beautiful moment.
	That's what I'd do.
	Well, that's what they did.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, I'm working for them.
	I'm fine with that.
	All right, is there anything else we have here that has something to do with this?
	No.
	No, nothing.
	I do have a little short piece.
	You got to at least check this out.
	Okay.
	Play the Jeff Glor.
	It takes over CBS Evening News from Anthony Mason.
	There is news about this broadcast.
	CBS News President David Rhodes announced today that Jeff Glor will be the next anchor of the CBS Evening News.
	Jeff is an experienced journalist, a good friend to all of us here at CBS, and we'll be proud to pass the baton to him next month.
	The broadcast will be in the best hands, you can be sure of that.
	And I will finally get a day off.
	Congrats, Jeff.
	Wait a minute, now who is he taking over for?
	Jeff Gore?
	Yeah.
	He's taking over for that guy I was just talking about.
	But who is that?
	Who is that?
	That's Anthony, uh, Mason.
	Huh.
	Anthony Mason got the job for a short time.
	It was never announced as temporary.
	I thought he actually got the job from Scott Pelley.
	That's what I was thinking.
	What happened to Pelley?
	So he's not replacing Pelley.
	Pelley got fired months and months ago.
	Oh, that's right.
	Yeah, that's right.
	I remember now.
	Yeah, and he was a douchebag.
	And so Anthony Mason, I thought, was a good anchor because he was pretty neutral.
	It looked kind of a sad dog thing.
	But now they're bringing in this guy.
	You should look at him.
	You've seen him a million times.
	Jeff Glory.
	He looks like he's 14 years old.
	He really doesn't have a lot of depth of knowledge because he used to do the morning show, the same show that he would substitute for Charlie Rose.
	And he never seemed to have like the, you know, he seemed like a guy who was about 14 years old and didn't really know a lot.
	He's got a baby face.
	He has a baby face guy.
	So I'm thinking the following.
	I think CBS CBS is considering, well, you know, what happens if we got, you know, this drug company thing is going to come to an end if things keep going the way they're going.
	Yes.
	That is an excellent point.
	So let's see if we can move on.
	CBS has always been very advanced about being aggressive with their anchors.
	Let's put a kid in charge of the show and see if we can draw the millennials in.
	Wait, there's a meeting.
	I can see the meeting.
	We've got a problem with the ratings.
	All the kids are cord-cutting.
	What do we do?
	Jean-Claude?
	What a young guy.
	What we need is a young face.
	Fresh meat.
	We need a young face in front of the network.
	We need a young, young, young look.
	This is what Disney's up to.
	Now wait a minute.
	Shouldn't we be getting a black Jewish woman?
	Well, we should.
	But do we have any?
	No, I know.
	I think I'd like to keep, I'd like to keep our numbers at least within reason.
	Let's get a pasty white guy.
	Yeah, I got one.
	A young pasty white guy that might appeal to millennials.
	With that, you know what I'm looking for?
	That millennial look.
	That's what I'm going for.
	The millennial look.
	Can we see if we can get him to get a beard?
	Make him look more hipster.
	Hey, call and see if Noodle Boy's available.
	All right?
	He would be perfect for this.
	So they're going to put this guy in front of the audience and see if they can draw in the already cord cut millennials who are so far gone in this market that I don't know how you could get them to ever watch the CBS Evening News, ever, or any of those news stations.
	So just to reiterate, so what you're saying is that because the drug advertising, it's likely going to be curtailed or has to come to an end, I think, with this whole opioid crisis.
	And, you know, today the president is, I think he's doing a big speech about the opioid crisis.
	I actually started reading this book.
	Hold on, let me just pull it up on the Kindle here for a second.
	Which is, just the first chapter alone blew my mind.
	Dreamland, the true tale of... Hold on a second, let me go back to the... Can't see the library.
	The true tale of America's, what?
	Opioid epidemic.
	And when, I mean, just the first chapter alone, you learn, you learn where, uh, and everything's called opioid, whether it's heroin or morphine, or, you know, all, all of us, the author says early on, just calling it all opioids.
	And, you know, the, the, the one manufacturer, when they started, how it, how it got in, you know, the first laws against, uh, distributing opioid, because people were getting high everywhere.
	And now we're talking late 1800s, I think, or early 1900s.
	But these pill mills are outlined very, very clearly.
	It's kind of like a medical marijuana shop, only they perfected this a long time ago.
	You go in, you get your prescription, you go get your opioids.
	And the pharmaceutical companies are pushing, they've just been flooding the market with this stuff.
	Cheaply available, easily available through what they call the pill mills.
	And when people couldn't even afford that or couldn't get access to it, that's when the... it's a small little place on the think the... on the coast of Mexico.
	That's where this gang came in and they went, hey, you know, we'll just be the secondary market.
	And when you look at it in those business terms, it's unbelievable that the pharmaceutical company, it's really one, I forget which one they mentioned, He was able to get away with this and has been getting away with it for so long.
	I mean, we know why.
	Lobbying.
	Lobbying and advertising money.
	But it's going to happen.
	If Trump really hates the media, then that's where he's got to hit him.
	Hit him in the advertisers through a backward way by getting rid... because what else is being advertised?
	We're the only country in the world that allows this sort of advertising.
	Yes.
	All Trump has to do is come out and say, here's the way I would approach it.
	Somebody's got to put this advice in front of him.
	You use the argument that one of the reasons we have an opioid crisis is because we have a lax attitude about drugs.
	We want to use drugs for this, we use drugs for restless legs syndrome, all the ridiculous ones, the stuff that John Oliver would do.
	And they're all being used on television, and there's too much advertising promoting drugs on television.
	See, your doctor is putting a strain on the medical system, and then you kick it with We are the only country in the world that allows this sort of advertising.
	It results in high drug prices, it results in addiction, it results in the opioid crisis.
	We've got to put a stop to the advertising.
	Are we great?
	Are we great or what?
	Yeah, that would take care of it and that would screw these guys good.
	That would screw them real good.
	Because what is the budget?
	I think CBS is already seeing this coming.
	The guy like Les Moonves is not a guy who's not thinking about every little angle because you've got to.
	That's what he does.
	And so they're on top of it.
	So they're the first to make the move.
	Muir on ABC is probably, you know, young enough looking.
	They don't have to make a change there.
	I would say Lester Holt on NBC is too old, you know, and he's black.
	He doesn't really, you know, he's a good multiculti look in an old world.
	But no, no, you got to get some youngster in there.
	I think the one that puts the hipster on.
	It kind of jazzes up the news and changes things the way Huntley and Brinkley did when they first came on the scene.
	The news was nothing until they showed up.
	Right.
	And just a massive change in the way it's presented with a hipster, guy's wearing some glasses, he's got the stupid beard, he's wearing weird plaid.
	Boom!
	Let him do the news.
	Boom count three.
	CBS News last year Stated that the drug advertising business.
	Let me see if it's their business or No the entire business CBS for 2016 says was 5.2 billion dollars That's not bad And that but that's just the advertising on television they do a heck of a lot more I'm surprised it's not more
	16 drugs accounted for more than $100 million each in spending last year, with the most advertised drug being... at $357 million... Humira, the arthritis treatment.
	And then, oh wow.
	Most advertised drug is Jublia.
	This is one of the medications that bought time in the 2016 Super Bowl.
	This is the toe fungus treatment.
	Who knew?
	You know, I was told with the toe, you know, they don't want to, apparently they don't want to take drugs for toe fungus, or I guess a spray is okay.
	But somebody said the best and unadvertised, this is just, I'm not a doctor, but you take Vicks VapoRub.
	Yeah.
	And rub it on your toes and put your foot in a sock and in a shoe and within a week you won't have any... Put it in a sock and I think you're supposed to put onions.
	I think if you put onions in your sock, that'll help.
	I don't want to put onions in my sock.
	It's not a great smell, but... Well, this folds in beautifully to this...
	Well, it leads in beautifully to this clip.
	I believe that we predicted this.
	You may have to check the Red Book.
	Big development in the fight against the opioid crisis.
	Walgreens, the second largest pharmacy chain in the U.S., is now stocking up with the antidote Narcan in all of its 8,000 stores.
	Our chief medical correspondent, Dr. Jennifer Ashton, is here to answer a few questions.
	And Doc, in 45 states, the life-saving drug is available without a prescription.
	Right.
	Now, is there any danger in that?
	Risk-benefit on this drug, Michael.
	This is an incredibly safe and effective medication.
	We've been using it in the hospital for decades, usually with a needle, intravenous or in a muscle.
	This is nasal form.
	It works as an immediate antidote to counteract largely the respiratory depression, which is what kills people from accidental opioid overdoses.
	And when you talk about risk-benefit, I think the risk here is that people could say, will this give other people a false sense of security and have them use opioids more?
	If they know that they can use this immediate antidote, the benefits, this drug saves lives.
	So think of this maybe as defibrillator, EpiPen, another piece of life-saving medical equipment that probably is going to be pretty widespread now.
	Yeah, we should have one in the spin class.
	You want to have the defibrillator and you have a little Narcan in case, you know, I OD during the class.
	And in a statement, Walgreens said that loved ones should have the Narcan spray on hand just in case.
	Right.
	But what does this say about the opioid crisis?
	Well, it says we're in critical and unstable condition when you're talking about the opioid crisis in this country.
	And we have to tackle this at the prescriber level, at the dispensing level, and at the user level.
	And that's what this is.
	All right, Doc.
	Thank you for the information.
	Wow.
	Wow is right.
	Wow.
	Wow.
	Wow is right.
	Hey, let me check their stock price.
	I know we talked about them before.
	Well, I don't think it's... You're talking about the Narcan stock price?
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	The Narcan guys.
	Oh, I'm sorry.
	I think it's already peaked.
	No, with this news?
	What is the name of that company?
	Adapt Pharma, I think is what it is.
	Yeah, you're the one following it.
	Yeah, hold on.
	Adapt Pharma.
	Let me see.
	Where is it?
	Hmm.
	Why can't I find it?
	They got a weird ticker symbol, I think.
	I can't remember what it is.
	Well, maybe someone can look it up for us.
	I don't want to stop the show for this.
	But I'll bet you they got a boost on the Walgreens.
	Maybe.
	Yeah, they must have.
	Must have.
	We'll see.
	Didn't we predict that would happen?
	Yeah.
	Oh, I did it.
	I'll go one step further.
	Bookmobiles selling it.
	There you go.
	Oh, the meth bus.
	When I was growing up in Holland in the 70s, there was a large heroin problem.
	It's probably not comparable to what it is today, but people who are addicted to heroin or opioids, injectables, Uh, they could, they received methadone, methadone treatments from the government and the meth bus would literally drive through neighborhoods, stop and everyone could get in the bus, you know, play a little jingle, play a little jingle.
	Yeah.
	I think it actually had, uh, you know, like the ice cream truck.
	It had the jingle as he, as the bells ringing as he goes to the street.
	Mommy, it's the meth bus!
	Okay, go ahead.
	I think a set of those Texas horns would be good where it plays, you know, Rebel or something.
	Dixie.
	Dixie.
	I don't know.
	I should have a Dixie horn.
	That's kind of dumb.
	I don't know why I don't have that.
	Definitely need a Dixie horn.
	What is this?
	Get out of my vagina.
	Oh, sorry.
	That's not the Dixie horn.
	Who knows where that came from?
	It was obviously a blessing.
	Best drop of the day.
	I do have one more little deconstruction, if you want, before we go to our first break.
	Yeah, let's do that.
	Which changes networks.
	We're gonna go to ABC.
	Okay, let me switch the channel.
	This is about the dossier infused in GPS because this is becoming sort of a quasi-scandal.
	I think it's part of the, and I've said this before, there is a hit job out on Hillary to get her out of the picture.
	So, and I don't mean to hit job.
	Is this not the other shoe that was meant to drop?
	That's how I'm seeing it.
	Like this is, in fact, last night it kind of came to me as I'm watching all the coverage that maybe we're incorrect about Weinstein.
	Maybe they saw this one coming down Broadway and threw their own friend under the proverbial bus to distract from this coming.
	I mean, Hillary was in England.
	She was away.
	She's as far away as she can get.
	Lobbing little bombs, you know.
	That way they can't interview her.
	Trump-Weinstein bombs.
	Lobbing them the whole time.
	Maybe that was the idea because they saw this coming and it's obvious now.
	Just for those of you who don't know, now we know that Paul Manafort, who ran Trump's campaign during the primaries, he was a child in house there at the Podesta Group with all the Russian connections.
	And we know that Manafort's a horrible, horrible, horrible Russian ass-kissing dude.
	Except, oops, he was working for the Podesta Group.
	Yeah, this is going to screw things up.
	But check it out.
	Here's what happened.
	So they were doing all these deals, and the machine was oiled, the machine's running, they're getting money, and there's money sticking to everybody's coat pockets.
	So the Russians, you know, they're clearly trying to manipulate.
	They have this bogus dossier.
	We have to find out if the FBI actually used that to, I guess, you know, to start their investigation.
	But Podesta was like, don't worry about it, because Hillary's going to be president.
	And then, oops, she's not president.
	And then the old saying, what you say to yourself, but you cope to the health, came right out.
	It's like, well, why don't we just say they colluded with the Russians?
	Podesta is the flaw here.
	He's the guy that effed everything up.
	Yeah, he may end up... In jail!
	In jail!
	Well, yeah.
	Hmm.
	That would be interesting.
	Now, I would keep an eye on his health.
	Yes.
	But, Manifold, I think they wanted to use him as a scapegoat and throw him under the bus, but because of his connection to Podesta, it becomes more complicated.
	Yeah.
	Oh, yeah.
	Well, the thing about the dossier, they keep bringing it up, and now they're, again, hooking it to Hillary, which may be the second issue.
	That she paid for it.
	But this particular report on ABC, Uh, if nothing else has at least two whipsaws that you may or may not catch, and I do have them isolated so we don't have to go back and forth on the clip, but let's play the Dossier Fusion GPS report on ABC.
	Uh, okay.
	I don't have that one.
	Oh, the Dossier.
	I'm sorry.
	Yeah, the Dossier.
	My mistake.
	Here we go.
	How much of it is true?
	Here's ABC's chief investigative correspondent, Brian Ross.
	Until now, Hillary Clinton and her campaign team would not admit any connection to the Trump dossier.
	The 35-page document, prepared by a former British spy, alleges the Trump campaign colluded with the Russians, and includes uncorroborated, salacious allegations about Trump himself.
	It didn't come out until well after the campaign ended.
	It's all fake news.
	It's phony stuff.
	It didn't happen.
	The dossier on Trump was produced by a Washington-based firm called Fusion GPS, which had actually started digging up dirt on Trump for an unknown Republican during the primaries.
	After several Republican candidates dropped out, the Clinton campaign and the Democrats secretly paid Fusion GPS to continue their research efforts.
	The president today said he was a victim.
	I think it's a disgrace.
	Former Clinton campaign spokesperson Brian Fallon said the Democrats did nothing wrong.
	I think it's important to remember that opposition research happens all the time in campaigns.
	In fact, it's standard practice in campaigns for both parties.
	I think it's important to know who paid for this dossier.
	What is more important than anything is whether the allegations in the dossier are true.
	And now one question is, which Republican first started Fusion GPS down the road of digging up dirt on Trump?
	Do you know who those Republicans are?
	Do you have any idea?
	I think I would have, if I were to guess, I have one name in mind.
	Give it to us.
	It'll probably be revealed.
	Wasn't willing to reveal it himself there.
	Brian Ross with us tonight, and we know that Hillary Clinton, the campaign, and the DNC helped fund this, but the question that remains tonight is which Republican opponent in that primary helped fund it too.
	Right, David.
	The Democrats say the firm first approached them in early March last year, which was just after several Republican candidates had dropped out of the race.
	And their supporters are now the prime suspect, David.
	Hmm.
	Before we do anything, what was the name of the... It would be interesting, I think, to play the big reveal.
	Who was that douchebag who was walking around and doing all the interviews about this dossier?
	He's like, you know him.
	The guy from RT?
	No, no.
	Kurt, is it Kurt something or other?
	I don't remember this.
	He's a journalist, and you know who he is, and you said he's a douchebag.
	Who was that?
	I don't remember.
	Because he was, oh jeez, let me see.
	Douchebag journalist, huh?
	Yeah, I know, it's like I got a whole clip folder full of that.
	Oh man, I can't remember his name.
	Maybe someone will come up with it in the chat room.
	Cause then we could play that original clip.
	Cause I'm just looking at dossier.
	Uh, now it's Christopher Steele is the guy who wrote it, but it was, uh, it was, it was the other guy.
	It was.
	Okay.
	Well, let me play a couple of the whipsaw examples that came out of this.
	Brian Ross is really good at using them.
	And by the way, I'm going to maybe start listing these different journalists and how they're, what kind of reporting they do on these shows.
	And it turns out the one I can't seem to get the goods on, in other words, he never seems to do this sort of thing, is that guy, Jeff Begay.
	Ah, the poop guy!
	I started looking at his stuff.
	He's really good at putting a package together.
	Yeah, I'm sure.
	I mean, really good.
	Uh-huh.
	Anyway, so Jeff Breguet is on the top of all this, so it's good, guys.
	So let's listen.
	Here's a good example.
	This is ABC, Whipsaw, Fusion, GBS, ISO.
	This is the first example.
	What we're talking about here with the Whipsaw is somebody, you make an assertion in the package and then you have a supporting clip.
	And the way these guys are doing it, the supporting clip has nothing to do with the assertion.
	Here's example number one.
	The president today said he was a victim.
	I think it's a disgrace.
	The president said he's a victim, and then they have him saying it's a disgrace.
	He didn't say he was a victim.
	No, that's fantastic.
	In fact, he never said he was a victim.
	Why do they do that?
	What is the point?
	They're just throwing stuff in?
	Do you think they're doing that on purpose?
	I'm going to use the word narrative.
	They have a story to tell, and they don't care.
	They're not going to let the facts get in the way.
	Yeah, no kidding.
	Nancy Cordes was a better example of this, but let's hear, here's a second example of the same sort of thing where you have an assertion and a clip that doesn't back you up.
	Spokesperson Brian Fallon said the Democrats did nothing wrong.
	I think it's important to remember that opposition research happens all the time in campaigns.
	In fact... Wait a minute, let me hear it again.
	Spokesperson Brian Fallon said the Democrats did nothing wrong.
	I think it's important to remember that opposition research happens all the time in campaigns.
	In fact...
	OK.
	So he's making the assertion that the guy said the Democrats did nothing wrong.
	But the guy is talking about he's doing an exposition on opposition research.
	And in fact, he says, if I play that clip out, it's in the main clip.
	He goes and he says, it looks like I think you go too far when you have an MI6 guy involved and you're using spies to do it.
	He actually never said the Democrats did nothing wrong.
	He didn't say it in that clip.
	And he doesn't say it further in the clip.
	Really?
	Yeah.
	Well, the whole thing is interesting that, you know, we're now calling this Apo research.
	Apo.
	It's Apo.
	Apo from the Wapo.
	We're calling it Apo.
	Except if you're Donald Trump's son and you're trying to get oppo research on Hillary Clinton with the Russians, then it's collusion.
	Yeah, well... It's exactly the same thing, isn't it?
	Well, I think it was slightly... it was done differently.
	It was done... Donald Trump Jr.
	was sloppy, I think, and it was clumsy.
	This is pretty slick, this site.
	They got away with it for so long.
	And the name, by the way, since we've talked about it before, the name that Trump wants to give out, who started this whole thing, we believe, is Jeb Bush.
	Jeb Bush.
	That clip I have here, this is a clip from January 15th.
	That's a long time ago.
	Is this damaging Donald Trump?
	I think quite the opposite, actually.
	This is Trump insider Ted Malik on the BBC.
	I mean, yesterday, it was an incredible news conference, you know, press conference, and he comes out the winner.
	He looks confident, he looks robust, he defends himself, and he actually proves that the news media, at least some part of it, is trying to delegitimize his presidency, his election, and it's doing it by the use of fake news.
	If it's not fake news, and we don't know... Let me tell you what the British intelligence told me this morning.
	Okay.
	This person, who they know, who was an M.I.C.
	This is Mr. Steele?
	It is Christopher Steele, was also an FBI asset at one point in time, so he has intelligence background, but he was paid by the people that you mentioned, who were working for Jeb Bush.
	In order to discredit him, the Democrats took over the contract, as you said.
	He kept adding to the dossier and using information given to him by the FSB in Russia, most of it fabricated.
	The more he put into the dossier, the more he got paid.
	Right.
	So he made a sensationalist dossier, as bad as possible, just like your lawyer charges you more billable hours in order to get paid more.
	You said most of it fabricated.
	What bit wasn't fabricated?
	I don't know what's fabricated and what's not, obviously.
	So you don't know if most of it's fabricated?
	Well, I mean, the stuff that we've read, the salacious stuff that we've read... So some of it might be true?
	Well, it is true that Mr. Trump was in Moscow or something.
	For the Miss Universe contest.
	Well, you know, these kinds of things are true as well.
	Okay.
	Now, I want to remind people, this is in January.
	We already had, in that clip, we have the isolation on Jeb Bush and he said it was turned over to the Democrats, which all of a sudden is now news.
	So we're talking about nine months later, we have all this, you know, all breaking news that we knew this in January.
	It wasn't news This is not news.
	This is a hit job on Hillary.
	Let's go back to August or fast forward from January to August.
	The clip we played August 24th.
	It's one thing to have heard rumors in advance about what was in that intelligence dossier about Trump and Russia.
	Those rumors started about a year ago.
	It's another thing to have seen all that stuff in black and white once BuzzFeed published it in January.
	The people who commissioned it say now publicly that it's true.
	That what's in that dossier is real and can be backed up.
	And that case looks like it may soon go public, which is a big deal because if the dossier really is right, what it has to say about Trump is not just compromised by a foreign government, it is overt and knowing collusion in the Russian attack.
	Oh, this is so delicious.
	It's too delicious to believe.
	I'm enjoying this very much.
	The thing that gets me about this is that there's no, we see no evidence that Trump is such a pervert in regards to that.
	And he has said publicly a number of times that he tells his people for the Trump organization that when you're in Russia, just assume they're recording everything, especially in the hotels.
	Well, because he's a hotel guy.
	He knows what they do.
	Yeah, and he's a hotel guy.
	He knows the ropes.
	So there's no way he would do this knowing it was being recorded because it just doesn't make any sense.
	But just to remind people what's in the dossier that people like Rachel Maddow are jacked up about and hoping God is true is that he brought a bunch of hookers into his suite, which coincidentally was the same suite, supposedly.
	We have no Prove any of this.
	The same suite the Obamas used once, and he got the hookers to... He said he wanted them to pee on the beds that the Obamas slept in.
	Now, I'm... For one thing, these suites, I've been to big suites.
	Generally speaking, the best bed is the one you want to sleep in.
	Why would you have a bunch of hookers peeing in it?
	No.
	This is not an outstanding product.
	The whole thing is just stupid.
	It's just stupid, but...
	Okay, let's see how it plays out.
	Now it turns out that Hillary, somehow his name has gotten into it as part of getting rid of Hillary.
	So, I'm defending Hillary for the next few weeks on these things.
	What do you mean you're defending Hillary?
	I want to see her run in 2020.
	Yeah, I agree.
	Woo!
	You know, it's...
	I saw, I was watching CNN last night, and they were really, you know, they had the boards out and the circles and drawn.
	They leave Podesta out of everything they show.
	They'd leave him out.
	But they were really going after her.
	Now that was only on Anderson Pooper's show, which may tell us something.
	Yeah, he's probably the highest up as an asset.
	Well, he's a CIA guy.
	We know he worked for the CIA.
	Yeah, so he would be taking orders and disappears to be the orders of the day.
	Besides slamming Trump for various things, this Hillary thing is becoming a problem.
	The Democrats do not want her running at 80 years old or whatever she's gonna be.
	She'll be, what's she, 74?
	She'll be 74.
	Well, not only that, here's Senator Joe Manchin.
	Manchin from West Virginia.
	Would you want Hillary Clinton to come campaign for you in West Virginia?
	It wouldn't be wise for Hillary to come to West Virginia.
	It wouldn't be a good thing.
	For her or for me.
	First of all, the Clintons are friends of mine.
	They've been friends of mine.
	I, you know, and you can separate friendship from politics.
	Surely you can.
	And if you can't today, then what's happened to the whole political process that we're in?
	With that, you know, they've always known West Virginia.
	They worked when I was governor because of Arkansas being similar demographics.
	So we had a great relationship.
	It's just things that were said, it was just very harmful and very hard to justify or say.
	She made a big mistake and it was wrong.
	That's all I can say.
	With that, you don't throw friendships out just because someone says something that you don't approve or disagree with them.
	I don't pick friendships, but that's everything I say or everything I do.
	No, she's still my buddy.
	I just don't want her to campaign for me.
	Just stay away!
	Stay away with your toxicness!
	Go away!
	It's a beautiful show of crap.
	It's just unbelievable.
	It's a beautiful time to be alive.
	It's a great time to be deconstructing.
	I don't know how much longer... I mean, how much...
	What are they going to have to do so Hillary just gets out of the way?
	She doesn't seem to show any indications of it.
	Bill has tried to get her to not go this way.
	Didn't like the book.
	They probably had arguments over it.
	She has got a machine in place.
	The way she sees it, it's a crappy machine, I'll tell you, because they can't seem to win anything.
	But this machine, it's all these women that are all these experts.
	I can name a few of them.
	And she just doesn't want to give up the machine.
	She says, this machine can win.
	It fluked at this idiot Trump got in.
	Unbelievable.
	So she's going to stick with it.
	But they're going to keep blasting her.
	We'll be the only ones that notice this and we'll keep reporting on it.
	The other guys are playing it straight.
	Yeah.
	They're going after Hillary and this is how the Democrats must operate in the liberal media.
	They're going after this poor woman just to keep her out of the scene.
	Wait, wait, stop, stop, stop!
	You said this poor woman, you really are defending her.
	Oh yes.
	Why?
	Because someone's got someone has to you know it's because one of the things we do is we look at the unfairness and this and the skew of the media and when you spot something like this absolutely they're just doing this just out of sure meanness to get rid of this woman because she they hate her or they just they say hey look you had your shots you took two of them you're not Harold Stassen there's a reference for somebody out there I have no idea what that is.
	Get out!
	Well, I like that you're doing that.
	That's, that's, yeah, that's very fair.
	That's a good, that's a good point.
	I mean, I'm, I have to say, I'm just, you know, I think it's kind of cool that all of this is happening.
	It's a great time to be deconstructing, that's for sure.
	Yeah.
	We shall see.
	There's a lot to do.
	And with that, I'd like to thank you for your courage and say in the morning to you, John C. D. Willis!
	He stands for Celebrating 10 Years!
	Dvorak!
	In the morning to you, Mr. Adam Curry.
	Also in the morning to all ships at sea, boots on the ground, feet in the air, subs in the water!
	And all the dames and all the knights out there.
	Alright, I'm gonna stop tape right there.
	Bye.
	Alright, everybody.
	And in the morning, everybody in the chat room, noagendastream.com, and want to thank everyone who has been showing up for all of these years in our chat room, noagendastream.com.
	Also, I would like to thank Gitmo Slave and Mr. Oil, who set a lot of the initial infrastructure up back in the days when I was in Los Angeles.
	Uh, and I want to thank CZN137.
	He brought us the artwork for episode 9 or 7, 5, Dollary Doos, which we may have spelled in an alternative spelling, but we liked it.
	And this was the, uh, appropriate and applicable for today's show as well.
	It was the, the No Agenda Knight, uh, kind of buried amongst a whole bunch of knight swords.
	And we have quite a list today as well.
	Remember, this is a celebration of the producers of this program, the way our value for value model works.
	How long ago?
	We implemented that pretty soon, didn't we?
	Within the first three months, I think, of the show.
	Not the value for value, we started asking for donations.
	Wasn't that within three months?
	I think it was maybe, no.
	I think it was later than that.
	Later than that?
	Yeah.
	I do remember the phone call.
	I was in New York, I think.
	Um, and you said, uh, you called me, I was there on business and you said, I think this model will work.
	I think we could actually do it.
	It'll take a while.
	And you know, now we're talking eight years ago at least.
	Uh, but I think we'd probably do it.
	And, and maybe three, four years after that, I was able to eat my airplane and do the show at the same time.
	Yeah, it took, uh, It was a, it was a found, there was two foundational aspects to it.
	One was developing the knighthood model and the other was developing the executive producer model.
	I'm knighthood, you're executive producer.
	And that made a, I think that made a huge difference because it now, uh, it, it changed the, it gamified the, the, the operation in such a way that allowed people to have something to shoot for.
	Right.
	Well, that, that came in when, uh, when Sir, I think it was Sir Gene who, uh, suggested we, he said, Hey, I'm a knight.
	Now what?
	So what do you mean, now what?
	Where do I go from here?
	So I don't know.
	And then you came up with the whole peerage list.
	Well, I started doing some research.
	I looked into, this should be for show 200, by the way.
	Okay.
	I started looking into the peerages of different countries, Russia, Austria, Hungary, and I chose the British model.
	Is it just because we know all those names, Earl, Viscount, all those sorts of things.
	Right.
	And then I came up with the formula for how do you get there, which is still what we use under Dvorak.org slash peerage.htm.
	I went looking for it yesterday.
	Someone had a question and I just did slash peerage and I got 404.
	I'm like, oh my God, he really has a dot htm, doesn't he?
	It's really true.
	No other way to get there than Dvorak.org slash peerage.
	No, no, no.
	This is part of our thing, man.
	No way.
	I like it.
	And so then, you know, we had, it kind of went from there, but today is an example after 10 years of what can be achieved when everybody jumps in.
	Of course, it was on sale, so it's two for one, so you get twice as much bang for your buck as it were, which became very appealing to a lot of people.
	We have hundreds and hundreds of people that jumped in on this 10th year anniversary celebration, which is what it is.
	Thank every one of them that came in over $50 as usual.
	This is going to take three or four segments.
	Yeah, and if you're new to the show and someone said, hey, you should come and listen to these No Agenda guys, this is not representative necessarily of a typical program.
	I say the beginning of the show was.
	Yeah.
	Um, the rest of the show is going to be mostly thanking people with breaks in between.
	I've read a lot of these notes as they came in and some of them are extremely endearing.
	Some of them are just mind boggling.
	Some of them and a lot of them very entertaining.
	So I'm happy.
	And again, this is a, this is a celebration of the people who produce this podcast and have been producing it with us.
	Many from episode number one who have been listening and jumped on and supported the work as soon as they could, since we don't, we've never taken advertising.
	So, shall we begin the beginning?
	Yes, let's start with our top guy.
	Sir Snosages, as a matter of fact, came in.
	I actually printed his note out because it's a little easier to read.
	By the way, I do have a few anonymous people.
	I forgot to put that in there on our break.
	I hope this doesn't, yeah, I'll try to keep tabs on it as we go.
	Some people, they sent the stuff in, they said, I want to be anonymous, and they sent it as a separate email.
	That's not the way to do it.
	Sir Snodgy's is here, currently a baronet.
	I think I've found a loophole in the donation policy.
	I was waiting to try this with, oh, this is a very funny note, by the way.
	He donated $2,050.
	I found a loophole, he says, but the current twofer offer has forced me to push up my plans and donate early.
	Although I live in the FEMA Region 4, I'm donating $2,000 Canadian dollars through the PayPal currency exchange to increase my overall two-for-one contribution to $4,000.
	Please use $3,000 to take me to Viscount and apply the remaining $1,000 to Uncle Bob of unincorporated DeKalb County to complete His first knighthood.
	I've also included the extra 50 to convert to dollarettes back to real dollars for you and Adam.
	Okay.
	I don't know what he's talking about.
	This knighting will be a surprise for him, so please knight him temporarily as Sir Uncle Bob.
	Okay.
	Until requests otherwise.
	No problem.
	If you reject my loophole, please double the 10-606.
	Okay.
	Whatever came in fine.
	It's fine.
	For jingles, I'd like to request Hillary Too Delicious to Eat.
	Hillary too delicious.
	What was his?
	Oh, no, he said, I want Hillary gets too delicious to believe cut off a few seconds early by two to the head little girl.
	Yeah, and karma.
	Okay, let me see if I can do that.
	It's almost too delicious.
	You've got karma.
	Yeah, edit that on the fly curry.
	You can do anything.
	Again.
	Yes.
	Kevin Chappelle comes in with $1,600.
	He's fantastic.
	The No Agenda Show has been my bi-weekly dose of sanity and the only constant in my life for the last eight years.
	Making me one of the biggest douchebags in the world.
	Because apparently this is his first donation.
	Please accept this donation as the first on my path to be- to de-douching.
	Alright, let me de-douche right away.
	You've been de-douched.
	Uh, Jingle say he wants a Trumps, Jobs, Jobs, Jobs and a Karma.
	And thank you very much.
	Uh, he will be knighted Sir Kevin Chappelle, which I'm sure is available.
	Jobs!
	And Jobs!
	Let's vote for Jobs!
	You've got Karma.
	I got another list I gotta check.
	Uh, onward to...
	Oops, I see that was a big cell, so I gotta move it down.
	This is just gonna take forever.
	I'm sorry.
	That's alright.
	This is Anonymous.
	Going to be a long show, so not necessary to read my note or play any jingles.
	Just want to return value for value.
	This is Anonymous from... No.
	Oh yeah.
	Anonymous last name.
	It's Greg.
	There you go.
	Greg, Anonymous last name.
	I just want to return value for which I've received thanks to you both.
	You've opened my eyes to a lot of stuff over the years.
	And while that can be infuriating, it does allow me to throw out some real zingers on occasion that end up making my day.
	Hey, you know what?
	You take what you can.
	Thanks for the opportunity for this insta-barony.
	I would like to be knighted Sir Greg of Historic Norcross with the corresponding protectorate of Historic Norcross.
	Absolutely.
	All right.
	You got it, Greg.
	No problem.
	All right.
	Onward to Jay.
	Julien.
	1500.
	Julien Duik.
	Julien.
	Sorry.
	I do have a note from him.
	Oh, J is his last name.
	On his email it's J. I'm looking for that.
	It's... I have a binder.
	I feel like one of the... I have a binder of these notes.
	And they're alphabetical.
	So I flipped a D and here it is.
	Long time phoner.
	I had to do something.
	Besides shuffle papers, it's in a...
	It's in a binder, that's why they use them.
	Long time boner who was first hit in the mouth by JCD while I was a guest on the Twitch show circa 2011.
	I stopped listening to that show once Soup chose stupidity over good content and declared the great buzzkill persona non grata.
	This has been my wish to avoid the long run up to knighthood by donating at the instant knight level via bank draft to avoid the pay pal vig on your end but inertia is evil.
	So he went to paypal anyway.
	Oh yeah.
	The last double up offer proved Too delicious to resist, and sufficient to overcome my long-suffering inertia affliction.
	With this donation, along with your generosity, I am finally in a position to be de-douched and acquire a barony in the process.
	Hold on.
	You've been de-douched.
	Alright, that's done.
	I don't know if he's on the list.
	You may have to add this one because it's on a note.
	I humbly submit, Mike, this is an upgrade.
	Claim for title of Sir Visa V-I-V-E-Z of Monterey County, the 10 counties of Alta, California, south of the 36th parallel on the Baja Peninsula, with all due deference to Baron Sir Boris Soft-Marinoff and Sir Brian Ferguson.
	As my travels regularly find me in these counties throughout the year, I'm able to project my influence upon those I survey.
	Congratulations on 10 years.
	Here's to another 10.
	So he needs to be on the night list.
	On the night list, okay.
	And I'll put him in here.
	It's just Sir Visa.
	Julian Dueck.
	Yeah, Sir Visa.
	Sir Visa.
	Okay.
	And then he's also upgraded immediately to Baron of Monterey County.
	Ah, okay, hold on.
	Sir Visa.
	Baron.
	Okay.
	Okay, and that should do it.
	And we'll give him a de-douching and get some karma.
	Well, you already de-douched him.
	We did that.
	Oh, you de-douched him.
	Never mind that.
	And he didn't ask for karma.
	Right.
	And if you don't ask anymore, you don't get it.
	Because you don't need it.
	Well, now I have to give it to him.
	I feel bad.
	Yeah.
	You've got karma.
	Marco Magnana.
	Cerveza.
	It's not cerveza.
	It's cerveza.
	Oh, Cerveza, it's a beer gag.
	Yeah.
	Duh.
	Cerveza.
	That's funny.
	Somebody in the chatroom.
	Yes, of course.
	This is the only way the show works.
	No, it could work without the chatroom.
	I'd just be... No, no, no, no.
	It's much more important than you know.
	Okay.
	Marco Magnanimous.
	Oh, it says anonymous.
	Keep his... Oh, yeah, it's a phony name.
	Uh, okay.
	Let me just scroll around.
	I thought I had a printed out note for- Marco, uh... No, that is Marco D. Magnan- Magnan- Magnanimous, the knight of the new Trier?
	Trier?
	T-R-I-E-R?
	Trier?
	I don't know.
	Uh, please, uh, play D-Douche for ten years of no do- TEN YEARS OF NO DONATIONS?!
	Ugh.
	And if train's good, plane's bad.
	You've been D-Douche.
	All aboard, trains good, planes bad.
	Woo-hoo!
	All right.
	Yes, a lot of these big donors have never donated.
	I think that's very interesting.
	It's very hard to figure out.
	They waited for the 10th year twofer.
	Well, if these guys don't stay for 10 years, I'm not giving them a nickel.
	Sir Richard, one, two, three, four, five, six.
	Uh, just call me Richard, no last name, and say I'm from Kentucky.
	Okay.
	I'm requesting, is the original Jobs Karma?
	The original Jobs Karma is a double down for donation.
	I'll be a 9K Knight.
	Whoo!
	Alright.
	Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs.
	Let's vote for Jobs!
	You've got Karma.
	Okay, I gotta go through the notes.
	I got Saucin.
	I got...
	Peter Norwood.
	Oh, no, you have Harold Sossner.
	Okay, got it.
	That's what I'm looking for.
	I can't find his note.
	Great.
	I hate it when that happens.
	I thought I had it in here, but I don't think so.
	All right, well, I'll try to dig it up for later, the later part of the show.
	All right.
	But we want to thank you for 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6.
	And he's in New York.
	Onward.
	Peter Norwood. 1010.
	Which isn't a palindrome, it's just a lot of 10s.
	10, 10, 10.
	Hey, I get it.
	Great.
	10, 10, 10.
	Happy 10th anniversary.
	I've been listening since show 2010.
	It's about damn time I achieved knighthood.
	Please knight me as Sir Peter Norwood.
	Quick shout out as Sir Gordon Fetteroo.
	Fret.
	Fetteroo.
	Something.
	Fetteree?
	Fetteroo?
	Fetteree?
	Fetteree?
	Hit me in the mouth.
	Hit me in the mouth.
	And Sir Christopher Hefley, whom I hit in the mouth.
	Can I get a Hillary laugh too?
	They had a little girl, yay.
	And some Jobs karma.
	Yay!
	Jobs!
	And Jobs!
	Let's vote for Jobs!
	You've got karma.
	And Barislav Marinov comes in with a 10 to Sir Barislav, who has been mentioned earlier.
	10-10-10.
	Another 10-10.
	They're very creative.
	We didn't even suggest that, but it's a good idea.
	Send some health, karma, and congratulations for 10 years.
	Okay, karma?
	You've got karma.
	That's interesting how the arrow keys work.
	Sir James Dubler, D-O-E-B-B-L-E-R from Wiley, Texas.
	Gentlemen, congratulations on 10 years of TBPITU.
	Thank you for your courage and for having us all along for the ride.
	You make an outstanding media deconstruction product, which would never have been possible without advertising.
	Or with advertising.
	A true testament to your V4V model.
	Look forward to another decade of the show.
	Please, stay away from hot tubs.
	With this double-dip donation of 10-10-10, I achieve Baron status.
	Unfortunately, this complicates the relationship with my long-term girlfriend, Elise.
	Turns out there's a lot of societal pressure against a Baron marrying anyone less than a dame.
	And she is currently a lowly douchebag.
	I've been hitting her in the mouth repeatedly, so hopefully she donates and we can get hitched.
	The couple who donates together stays together.
	That's probably true.
	Yeah.
	Good to be here, Brolf.
	We'd like to know henceforth is Sir James Dubler, Baron of Class G airspace.
	Due diligence, I called the FAA and they confirmed it is currently uncontrolled.
	Yeah, that's good.
	You can control the uncontrolled airspace.
	Jingle requests, Brolf and Goat.
	Birthday request, 10-year call out for the No Agenda Show.
	Thank you very much, sir, for your courage and for your support.
	Good to be here, Brolf.
	You've got karma.
	Anonymous in Clinton, Montana, 1000.
	Been a douchebag since show 10.
	Finally got along, got going with a monthly subscription to continue supporting the show, and I would like to be knighted, or you'd be knighted.
	We don't know what your total is, but you're gonna be knighted for sure.
	Sir Mise en Place of the kitchen.
	Wait, wait, wait, oh, wait.
	Oh, yeah.
	I'm not seeing it here, hold on.
	Sir Mise en Place.
	Is this from a- I have anonymous.
	Where are you on the spreadsheet?
	I'm on anonymous.
	Okay, where's Sir Mishon Plus?
	Oh!
	Oh, Sir Mishon Plus!
	Okay, sorry.
	I'm just as bad as you sometimes.
	Hey.
	Thanks for the continual sanity.
	He wants a magical shape-shifting Jews in chemtrail.
	Okay.
	Roll up, roll up for the magical shape-shifting Jews.
	Step right this way.
	Roll up.
	Oh, oh, oh.
	Oh, Brian of London.
	Brian of London.
	By Ann Rand.
	Brian of London.
	Oh, Brian of London.
	Brian of London came in as Brian of London.
	Please award a knighthood for me, Sir Brian of London, now living in Gitmo Nation, Falafel.
	And for my father, which could be any number of countries, for my father to be known as Sir Law, also in Gitmo Nation, Falafel, who now listens religiously after he fled Gitmo Nation East and Islamization.
	Islamization.
	Wow.
	Brian lives in... Let me get this straight.
	But he lives in Israel.
	Brian of London lives in Israel.
	Okay, Brian of London.
	Okay, it's Israel.
	So that's what he's called, Falafel.
	Got it.
	Uh, please give a douchebag call out to Sir Jono for spilling... DOUCHEBAG!
	...good on the 12 cinema trip bet I won when Trump won a year ago.
	Ugh.
	Not sure what that all means.
	Finally give us shape-shifting juice, coincidentally, huh?
	Back to real news, ISIS and American legal karma for the three-year arbitration.
	Hell, I've been in.
	It should end any day now.
	And now...
	We will follow them to the gates of hell!
	I feel good!
	You've got karma.
	Alright.
	Okay, onward.
	Uh, this is Larry.
	Just Larry.
	Beverly Hills.
	He, uh... He sent two $500 checks in.
	And he sent a note with it, which should be saying... John has a note.
	I don't see that.
	Please find and close two checks in the amount of 500 each for two knighthoods during your 10th anniversary special.
	Knighthoods are for myself and my 17-year-old son, who has been listening to the best podcasts in the universe for nearly as long as I have.
	I request a de-douching.
	For only myself, as my son has been an innocent bystander.
	The two of us have relied on your little podcast to help, unquote, to help bring clarity and sanity to lives that are surrounded by chaos and stupidity, and increasingly so at an alarming rate.
	My home, by the way, is in Beverly Hills.
	Nice touch.
	My whole life, I've tried to evaluate outside the box something that has always been with me, and I'm grateful that my son seems to have picked that up.
	Even though he is engulfed by a sterilized and sanitized life thanks to a pathetic media.
	Crappy core and a narcissistic environment.
	I hope, I'm very happy that my son and his friends have no interest at all in the face bag, which I affectionately call the Roman Colosseum of our day.
	It would be, that's pretty funny.
	It would be nice if his peers and generation could see beyond the stage all the way, the way my son does.
	Here's hoping they get woke.
	No agenda.
	The two of you, the producers, the whole community play an important part in helping keep our heads clear and questioning.
	Thank you for having this double value donation that allows me to share this special event with my son in the last few years.
	I've been a little rough with the job loss and other financial setbacks.
	I was saving for knighthood for my son.
	I figured he's the future and he deserved it first.
	I'm grateful and honored that we can do this together.
	I think you have to put this on the list.
	I'm sure it's not on there.
	It might be on there because I did specifically send it.
	Okay.
	Uh, your editorial, okay.
	I would like to compliment the two of you.
	Outstanding broadcast program.
	I listen to a lot of podcasts and this has been for a long time, way before it became a thing.
	Adam, your technical expertise plus commentary and John, your editorial expertise plus commentary make no agenda the best I have ever experienced.
	You're not just podcasters.
	As if there's anything wrong with that.
	You are providing the meeting place where we can all think!
	Bravo!
	Congratulations on 10 years.
	Now the knighting, we got Max or Dragonheart, Knight of the Game Mode.
	Yes, I have that.
	Care of Larry, yep.
	And Larry, Sir Hashtag Null, Knight of the Hungry Ghosts.
	The system works.
	Great.
	It's got two requests, one for Max.
	Uh, Drone Again Naturally and one for him, I've Got Ants.
	Okay, this one I obviously have to look up since I didn't have that one.
	And Ants.
	I got ants.
	I got ants. .
	You've got karma.
	I don't know if he... I got ants.
	And karma.
	Yeah, ants and karma.
	Anthony Jenking at $9.99.
	I'm gonna start...
	Making sure these guys didn't send that last minute anonymous thing in.
	$9.99.
	As you're doubling this amount, I'm hoping you're feeling generous enough to throw me two pennies to bring me up to double pennies to bring me up to the round 2K.
	Okay, there is one.
	And let me dig deep in the pocket.
	I think I, there we go.
	Got one there.
	By the way, while I'm reading this, you should look around because somebody's asking for a half-pence coming up.
	Oh.
	For my title, I'd like to be known as Baronet Octane.
	I've got nothing better to do here.
	Yeah, I'll just surf the web.
	Go find a half-pence.
	I'll go watch some Rachel Maddow while you're doing that.
	Okay.
	I'm betting you have quite a lot to read through, yes, for this show, so I'll keep it short.
	Like a fine wine, or probably most fine wines age on, you guys continue to improve with age.
	And I can't wait to see what the next 10 years will bring us.
	Please give us, everyone, some karma, which continues to work, and if possible, dust off a couple old jingles that we haven't heard from recently, so we can reminisce about the simpler pastimes.
	Love, Light.
	Eternal thanks to what you guys do, from your loyal slave in Brexitania.
	Yeah, it's really complicated when people ask that during a show like today.
	You know, because pretty much everything's being played, I guess?
	Yeah.
	Well, I'll tell you what, Anthony.
	Well, no, don't tell me anything.
	I'm just going to grab something.
	Just grab just two random ones.
	To the gate, to the gate, to the climate gate.
	Right, that one.
	And...
	Got it.
	All right.
	By the way...
	Oh, karma, sorry, sorry.
	Karma, karma, karma.
	You've got karma.
	Alright.
	I was, um, thinking of the slam, slam through minute, uh, just the other day.
	I say we should play that again, I really like it.
	Yeah, we need more swine flu so we can play the jingle.
	Yeah, it's not gonna happen.
	I'm all in.
	Anonymous976, no note that I know of.
	Wait, you missed, uh, Kirkann999.
	I was waiting for show 999, which was gonna be best 999, but with the double down deal and 10th anniversary show, I must give now.
	If you throw in your two cents, you still got 28 cents left.
	This will put me in a barren status.
	I would like to lay claim to the Genesee.
	Genesee. Genesee Valley.
	Genesee Valley.
	Got it.
	Yeah.
	Ten more years.
	Okay.
	Got it.
	Anonymous.
	Oh, Anonymous does have a note.
	I should read this.
	Thanks for everything you do twice weekly to support our collective sanity because of the 10th anniversary super discount sale.
	I am able to be instant knighted while simultaneously donating the show number 976.
	And it is $976.
	Oh yeah, this is a great note.
	Thought I'd have to wait until next year to do this.
	I hereby request to be dubbed Sir Donates the Fucking Show Number.
	In the hopes of inspiring others to do exactly Excuse me.
	Or at least to make Adam slightly uncomfortable when he has fucking.
	I don't know what that means.
	Please de-douche me, play Oh My God, That's Amazing.
	Ooh.
	Yeah, I hadn't gotten that one yet.
	What else does he want?
	I'm looking at the next note.
	I don't have it.
	I have Amazing.
	Little Guru, yeah.
	And any Karma?
	No.
	Okay.
	No problem.
	Thank you, Anonymous, for your donation.
	And yes, I shall knight you with your title, sir.
	No worries.
	No worries.
	Very funny, by the way.
	Elizabeth Johnson.
	PartsUnknownUSA 83390.
	Here's 83390 from my husband Keith and I. We made our very first donation to you about 8 years ago when we first started dating and Adam called us the No Agenda Love Connection.
	Oh, I remember that.
	Keith listened from day one.
	You can remember that.
	Yeah.
	From day one and myself since 2009.
	We have donated...
	As we could over time and decided to take advantage of this offer when we realized that the show has been there for us through nine years of living the American dream together.
	No agendas on the background during good times.
	It saves our sanity in bad times and is the voice of reason when we are among the masses.
	For our breakdown, he's got it all here.
	We would like to request titles of Dame Elizabeth.
	I think it's on there.
	Dame Elizabeth and Sir Big Johnson.
	I got that one.
	Hello? - Ugh.
	He said Johnson of the Hudson Valley.
	Big Johnson of the Hudson Valley.
	As far as we can tell, there are no other representations in this area of New York.
	That's where an art movement began.
	We will protect this territory of our great Gitmo nation together.
	We'd like to add bourbon and beccas to the roundtable.
	He is an engineer literally adding a Becca from the root article of the five types of Becky and I'm requesting extra bourbon to politically sip when people are kind of racist as Becca's do.
	Well, she's considered someone I guess.
	Okay.
	Please play some combination of don't laugh, look at the juice, resist me much and John singing I'm on the stoop.
	Don't laugh.
	Why you are laughing?
	Shut up.
	Shut up.
	Oh my gosh!
	Can you see that juice?
	To resist, we must, we must and we will much about that be committed.
	It's me.
	It's me.
	And here I sit on the stoop.
	Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs.
	Let's vote for jobs.
	News jobs.
	How am I?
	Next on the list, make sure I'm correct here, Benjamin Shirky, $789.10.
	Happy 10th to you both.
	The best podcast universe.
	Donations for double the credit is much appreciated.
	For those who are experiencing late-stage millennialism, start up in general karma, please.
	Much obliged.
	Thank you very much.
	You've got karma.
	Thank you, thank you, thank you.
	Bill Walsh and Catherine Lowe.
	Bill, I think, is the author of the ants mix.
	Oh.
	I believe.
	I believe he mixed that.
	You want to read this one?
	Uh, sure I will.
	Gentlemen, I've been a monthly donor for about a year now, but with this AMAZING deal on knighthoods to celebrate 10 years of TBPITU, how could I resist ponying up for a knighthood?
	I have a long history with no agenda, though until today, mostly non-financial.
	I'm the guy who blew the lid off John's, yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah, shyster character, saying it was actually an impersonation of the weasel from the old Warner Brothers cartoon.
	I'm amazed at how many people request the song and enjoyed the time when Adam was getting a little sick of playing it until listeners started saying he full-on hated the song.
	So much controversy for such a little ditty.
	Have John's friends heard I Got Ants?
	Oh, here you go.
	Or has Mimi heard it?
	Yes, it's a fan favorite.
	The song kind of makes it sound like John is living in squalor, so I wonder what others might think.
	Is that the response you get from people?
	No.
	You live in California.
	There's not a person that lives around here that doesn't have an ant problem.
	This is a problem that we have in this state.
	And it's not in Washington, because they don't have those Argentinian ants, but no.
	Nobody thinks anything other than, ah, he left something out.
	How come John never talks about being the gadfly and being targeted by the unibomber?
	Huh?
	I don't know anything about this.
	John, were you shitting yourself?
	Do you think he'd be amazed how agreeable you are with some of the things he wrote about, even though he wants to blow you up?
	Huh?
	Did the Unabomber come after you?
	No.
	That's very strange.
	I don't know what this reference is to.
	It's probably some secondary gag.
	Hmm.
	My girlfriend Catherine listens to the show, too.
	Informed women are fucking hot.
	Someone ought to marry her.
	She's also getting in on this amazing deal and will become a dame later today, too.
	I'm calling Alex Asetsky out as a douchebag.
	I know there's a Thursday night out there, so for my nighting, I want to be Sir Saturday Night.
	I think that's taken.
	I'm pretty sure...
	Oh, wait, he says he sent me a jingle, sir, Saturday night.
	Could you just finish this note while I just check for that for a second?
	Oh, I'm on the word.
	Did you do the douchebag?
	I know there's a Saturday night.
	I did the douchebag, but he says that he sent me a jingle.
	I know there's a Thursday night, so for my night it's going to be Saturday night.
	I've also sent Adam my jingle, which should be played any time I'm mentioned on the show.
	We only do that for Dukes, by the way.
	Please give me new house karma.
	Catherine and I are still looking for our first house together.
	Good.
	The used slaves can get used to mac and cheese jingle, which is another great John song.
	And my Saturday night jingle Saturday night jingle wave for my ego.
	So it's just downloading for some reason.
	I have it.
	I have the jingle, but I don't know why it doesn't want to download from the email.
	Okay.
	So he wants mac and cheese.
	Shoot, I wish I could get his... It's just not happening.
	I'll play it as soon as it's downloaded.
	Use slaves to get used to mac and cheese.
	Mac and cheese.
	Mac and cheese.
	Macaroni and cheese cheddar melt together.
	Mac and cheese.
	You've got karma.
	That's the oddest thing.
	The email is pretty old.
	Like three days old.
	And it's just sitting there preparing to download.
	So I don't know.
	We'll play it.
	We'll play it.
	We'll get it to you, man.
	Sir Fernando de las Reyes in Sierra Vista, Arizona, 750.
	This should bring me right up to Baron.
	I'd like Cochise County as my, excuse me, as my territory.
	From 1 to 10 to the, what?
	From I, oh, from I-10 to the wall.
	Ah.
	Oh, I-10 to the wall, the big wall.
	Keep up the good work.
	Happy birthday.
	Thank you very much.
	Ben Fellow is $750 parts unknown.
	You have helped me understand the world better as well as entertained me.
	I would like to be, sir, a dude named Ben, if that's not taken.
	I have a feeling that one's taken.
	I don't know.
	How about a dude named Ben again?
	A dude named Ben again.
	You got it.
	Perfect.
	That's what you're going to get.
	Yeah.
	Which will be fine.
	Yes.
	In fact, it's actually better because it's got a little rhythm to it.
	Cameron Smith.
	I'm looking at the anonymous list.
	Cameron Smith.
	700 from Oongarararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararar I'm actually donating a little more than $1,000 to my Kiwi pesos.
	Hopefully it will cover your PayPal fees.
	I would like to take advantage of your amazing 10 year anniversary offer to obtain two knighthoods.
	One for my estranged wife, Anna, who for now, until she chooses her own name, will be known as Dame Anna of Brazil, protector of the ugly cats.
	From his estranged wife, huh?
	I wonder if the cats had something to do with it.
	I don't know.
	They're ugly.
	That's what he thinks.
	I would like to be known... I doubt she listens.
	I would like to be known as the Lone Knight of the Salt Marsh of the Winterless North.
	That's the Cavaliero Solita Frio or something.
	I can't... It's all... Yeah, it's all mangled.
	Thanks for letting me know.
	Sanguininho de Nortes.
	San Inverno in Portuguese.
	My wife is from Brazil.
	If possible, I'd like a Wii, bingo, boom, shakalaka, and a healing karma for all.
	Thanks for the wonderful 10 years and many decades of wokeness to come.
	Please stay woke.
	Thanks, Cameron.
	Thank you, Cameron.
	You've got karma.
	Yes.
	Jonathan Marks is here from Huisen, Netherlands, 666.
	666.66.
	Appropriate.
	Hi, John and Adam.
	I'm a British Brexpat.
	I like it.
	Based in the Netherlands, not too far from Hillywood.
	This place is... What's Hillywood?
	That's the Hollywood of the Netherlands.
	It's called Hilversum.
	So people call it Hillywood.
	The old place is falling apart and the creative get the hell out of Hilversum.
	I've been listening regularly for a few months and I've rediscovered the show and I especially enjoyed your angle on Las Vegas and all the nonsense of brown North Korea.
	I was encouraged to apply for the night special because of the fantastic resource you have given the world.
	The show note archive is a brilliant gift to humanity!
	Oh, well, thank you.
	That's beautiful.
	So I thought I would contribute to make sure it never disappears from the planet Earth.
	Please give me a de-douching and three jingles.
	I haven't heard it in a while.
	Bufoonery, climate haiku, and game of drones.
	I don't know- Onward for another three years.
	What do you mean the game of drones?
	We don't have a game of drones.
	You're asking the wrong guy.
	Oh, I know what he means.
	Yes, I know what he means.
	Here we go.
	Okay, we can do this.
	Can I not suggest that actually this is about buffoonery, and ultimately buffoonery should not be met with the blunt instrument of a ban, but with the classic British response of ridicule.
	Haiku for slaves.
	Too delicious to believe.
	Can you see that juice?
	Speaking of such, are you ready?
	Wait, that's the wrong one.
	What is this?
	Here it is.
	How can you forget this?
	It's one of your favorites.
	I know, it's been so long.
	Sean, $658.61 or more in the United States.
	Parts unknown, actually, in the United States.
	Night name Sir Sean of the Cisgendered Third World Jungle.
	Woohoo!
	Message.
	Thanks for all you do, as well as a take on American news.
	I really appreciate the European analysis that you do.
	If I can give a shout out to a charity, I'd like to give a shout out to the Territorio de Zaguates, or the Land of the Strays in Costa Rica.
	They're a dog shelter that survives on donations.
	If you are a dog lover and you plan on going to Costa Rica, they have public walks in the mountains with well over 800 dogs.
	Highly recommended.
	Karma for all!
	You got it.
	You've got karma.
	Okay, JV, $653.83 from Osaka.
	Ah, yes, ITM from Osaka, home of the IATA airport code ITM.
	Is that right?
	Okay, JV, $653.83 from Osaka.
	Ah, yes, ITM from Osaka, home of the IATA airport code ITM.
	Is that right?
	That's correct, yes.
	This is really nice.
	Bill and JV are hereby making a joint donation that should bring us both to the knight level.
	Accounting to follow.
	Earlier this year, thanks to the inspiration of hashtag TBPITU, Bill and JV found that the 33rd HAM license exam was being held at Eric Hall in Kobe, Japan.
	We knew this was a sign!
	We decided to follow in Adam's footsteps and John's, I should say.
	Oh, Adam's footsteps, and take the tech and general tests at the same time.
	After getting some crappy initial call signs from FCC, we decided it was only appropriate to get vanity no agenda call signs.
	So Bill is W1 ITM.
	Whiskey One, India Tango Mike and JV is W5 ITM.
	Whiskey Five ITM.
	How about that?
	Wow, 73s.
	Yeah, 73s.
	Kilo Five Alpha Charlie.
	Charlie says, thank you for 10 years of amygdala fitness.
	Bill hopes to be Sir Bill of Osaka.
	JV requests to become Sir JD.
	We'd like to hear the hams are going to save the world.
	Pew pew.
	Some servers go scream.
	We look forward to a life of servitude under Day Mastered and Sir Mark.
	Yes, you do.
	When the apocalypse comes, we're the guys who are gonna save the world, right?
	You've got karma.
	Mr. Shaw and Earl of the Federal Reserve District 7.
	Thanks for the greatest podcast in the universe.
	I've listened since episode numbers were single digits and content quality just keeps getting better and better.
	Well, if you started back then, that's for sure.
	Would like to celebrate with a Hillary cackle, goats, and my screen just changed.
	Don't ruff and a goat scream.
	It was a combo.
	You got it.
	Don't drop!
	I don't know what that's from.
	Why are you all up to a sick wit, evil witch?
	Shut up!
	My pretty witch.
	Shut up!
	There you go.
	Thank you very much.
	Okay.
	Nathan Hodge, $550 in Laguna something.
	One of the Lagunas over there in California.
	Laguna Beach, Laguna Hills, Laguna whatever.
	First to allow Adam time, I'd like to request a Yoko Ono singing out Cut short by two shots to the head with a little girl, yay.
	Nice.
	All right.
	Gentlemen, the amount that should put me in a knighthood is possibly denoted as Sir Racer Nate.
	Where I work, there are five of us that are regular listeners.
	As far as I know, I'm the first knight.
	Please give a shout out to my fellow race engine builders.
	That's a pretty cool job.
	Race engine builder.
	That's high end.
	I like that.
	Lenny the C.
	J.R.
	the one who punched me in the mouth.
	Tom, Donnie, get some.
	Thank you for what you do, guys, in the morning.
	Love and light.
	Nathan Hodge.
	Did you skip Charles Pell?
	I think you did.
	Okay.
	Charles Peel, actually, in Mankato, Minnesota.
	Forgive me, Podfather and Buzzkill, for I have sinned.
	It's been over seven years of listening without a de-douching.
	Well, Mia Culpa, Mia Culpa, Mia Culpa, Mia Maxima Culpa, he says.
	I look forward to as many shows as you can continue to create.
	Long live the best podcasting universe.
	With your generous bug-off offer, I would like to be knighted Sir Uptitious.
	Sir Uptitious, nice.
	A de-douching is much overdue, and some dog-showing karma would be appreciated.
	You've been de-douched.
	You've got karma.
	Race engines.
	Uh, Sir Doug, the former sand sailor, was knighted some time ago, asked for baby-making karma, which worked!
	Hold on one sec, I'm sorry.
	Uh, Nathan Hodge wanted Yoko cutting off, uh, and a two to the head.
	Oh, right.
	Yeah, that shouldn't take too long to do.
	Yay!
	Yay!
	First and two to the head.
	Bye.
	There we go!
	Two little girls instead of a... Alright, got it!
	It shouldn't take too long to do if buttons work.
	Yeah.
	Sir Doug, the former sand sailors... Sand Sailor 54321, huh?
	I was knighted some time ago.
	I asked for baby making karma, which worked.
	Who knew I had a specified b-hole making karma too?
	Since I was, I'm not sure what he's talking about, but I, somebody does.
	I'll take it.
	I guess since it wasn't a request that he didn't get one, called him, oh, imperforate anus.
	After many surgeries, oh.
	Wow.
	After many surgeries, we're in Cincinnati, children learning to manage his bowels, namely with animus.
	They're a great group.
	With that, please knight my son, Sir Enema.
	Oh my goodness, poor guy.
	Poor kid.
	Yeah.
	I request karma for him indefinitely for everything since I felt something, I left something out last time.
	And for me, because his mom and I are divorcing, stay away from the Vash, Vash divorce for men firm?
	V-A-B-C-H divorce for men firm.
	Don't, sounds like a bad Yelp review.
	Yes, they have lacked attention.
	You detail in my case, charge me for everything, including corrections to their own errors, and don't at all see... I would turn them in for that, by the way.
	Yeah, totally.
	If they're lawyers, yeah, there's courts for that.
	Totally.
	Boards, and there's boards, you can get them... Boards, yes.
	I don't see my wife will fine any lawyer.
	She's always trying to get guys disbarred.
	I should have looked at mediation.
	I'm in at 75k with an undocumented, uncontested divorce.
	And so the Navy thought it was funny to send me on a ship.
	Sir Doug, the former sand sailor.
	Okay.
	All right.
	You got to deduce you in just karma.
	Karma.
	I think.
	Yeah.
	Here we go.
	You've got karma.
	Sir, hey, old idiot.
	Hey, idiot.
	Hey, idiot.
	Uh, 54321.
	A credit.
	The countdown to donation 7976354321.
	Happy 10th, boys.
	I believe this makes me a baron.
	With doubling, I would request the Diablo Valley and Black Diamond Mines of California.
	No jingles, no comp.
	Oh, and JNK.
	Beautiful.
	Huh.
	Okay.
	Uh, you got the next one.
	Yes, I do.
	Forgive me, Podfather, I have gone nearly a year without donating, but!
	Do rhymes with Jew.
	This is from Rob Do.
	Oh!
	Rob Do!
	A producer from, uh, InfoWars.
	Dew rhymes with Jew, so I jumped at the chance to become an insta-knight for your 10th anniversary special.
	Please wish my beautiful baby girl Paisley a happy birthday, who recently turned two, and please call out Michael Zimmerman as a douchebag.
	Thanks for the media assassination.
	Excellent choice of clips in a world with millions of outlets and choices you are.
	You two are the gold standard for info topped with a bit of curmudgeon.
	I would like to be known as Sir Doucifer, knight of four strings, funk, four kids, and time travel.
	Jingle requests.
	What do we have?
	Whoopin' with the Constitution.
	Chemtrails.
	Resist we much?
	Always a super favorite, isn't that?
	Where's the resist?
	Okay, and what's the... a service goat.
	Okay, so I got my resist.
	I got my service goat.
	And the only thing I need is Chemtrails.
	Whoopin' whoopin' whoopin' whoopin' whoopin' whoopin' whoopin' whoopin' whoopin' whoopin' whoopin' whoopin' whoopin' whoopin' whoopin' whoopin' whoopin' whoopin' whoopin' whoopin' whoopin' whoopin' whoopin' whoopin' whoopin' whoopin' whoopin' whoopin' whoopin' whoopin' whoopin' whoopin' whoopin' whoopin' whoopin' whoopin' whoopin' whoopin' whoopin' whoopin' whoopin' whoopin' whoopin' whoopin' whoopin' whoopin' whoopin' whoopin' whoopin' whoopin' whoopin' whoopin' whoopin' whoopin' whoopin' whoopin' I gotta get the right resist.
	You've got karma.
	It's very odd.
	This resist will not stick in the folder.
	I don't know exactly how to explain what's happening.
	But resist, we must.
	We must and we will much about There you go.
	All right.
	Thank you very much, Rob.
	I'll see you soon, I'm sure.
	Mr. Kevin McLaughlin, $512, Locust, North Carolina, ITM.
	With this donation of 2 to 1 to the 9th power, 512, falling on the 10th anniversary show, now being doubled up to 2 to the 10th power, 1024.
	The grand total accounting below now brings me to a 5X knighthood Viscount.
	It's a Viscount.
	That's right.
	It allows for an expanded barony.
	I shall release my current protectorate of Cabarrus County, Northern North Carolina and proclaim Luna, commonly known as the moon.
	That's my new protectorate.
	Excellent.
	I don't think anyone's grabbed the moon.
	With this the official paperwork will be filled out with the Israeli government and Israel Space Agency for the long-term leasing of the land for their bases.
	All revenue generated will be passed on to the show.
	He has a F cancer karma for my uncle and all affected with this disease also general health and happiness karma for all magical shape-shifting Jews.
	Does he need that jingle as well or just the cancer?
	No, no, no, it just says it.
	I'm gonna do this one.
	This is another.
	Little extra boom in there.
	It's got a boom.
	Taylor Furman, Palm Bay, Florida, 505.
	We need a de-douching.
	I was called out as a douchebag by David Osterbahn on show 917.
	Would like some of that sweet karma.
	Congratulations on the 10 years.
	73 is K-A-D-7-N-Z-C.
	Would like to be knighted as Sir Taylor.
	You got it.
	So 73 is Kilo 5 Alpha Charlie.
	Charlie?
	Actually, I should de-douche.
	You've been de-douched.
	You've got karma.
	Randy Holcomb, keep up the great work, you media assassins.
	I would like to be known as the Knight of the Ace.
	So Ace, what is this Ace?
	What is that?
	Is that an Ace?
	Is that the A500?
	If that's possible, Ace.
	It looks like A500.
	I think so.
	It could be.
	Okay.
	Is it a capital S or a five?
	No, it's an S. A-S-O-O.
	A-S-O-O.
	Okay.
	The Night of A-S-O-O?
	Maybe we're not getting it.
	We were not getting it.
	Night of A-S-O-O.
	Okay.
	Any random jingles from Anna would be great.
	Great.
	Thanks from Randy in the Lake Forest.
	Shadow Puppet Theater.
	Because words do matter.
	Sean.
	$500.01.
	Let me get the binder.
	See if I can find his note in here, if it is in here.
	Sean.
	Maybe it's the AS400?
	Maybe he forgot the 4?
	Because I know an AS400 is the IBM mainframe.
	I think it's the AS400.
	That's probably what he meant, AS400.
	Think?
	Yeah, I think so.
	If not, we'll do it again later for him.
	I can't find Sean's note.
	No, sorry.
	Alright, well, we'll get it later.
	I have him here.
	Now I have him, I have him, I have him, I have him, I have him.
	This is, uh... Oh, it's an old note.
	September 7th.
	No, sorry, don't have it.
	Alright, onward.
	We'll get it later.
	Oh, by the way, if anybody has any issues with the reads, which are going to take forever, obviously, and we make mistakes or we didn't do something, send an email to me and Adam with the subject line ERROR, in all caps, D-R-R-O-R.
	That way we can find it.
	This is like our... Yes, yes.
	Squirrel Mail works well with that kind of tagging.
	It does.
	Yes.
	Otherwise, you'll never find nothing.
	Nothing.
	Amy Thiessen.
	Uh, $500.
	Uh, she sent a very long note in.
	Well, it's been truncated.
	This donation is an instant night donation from my smokin' hot husband, Whitney Teason.
	He needs a thorough de-douching.
	I'll do that right now.
	You've been de-douched.
	He needs a thorough deducing as he has asked me multiple times to set up a PayPal donation, which I'm ashamed to admit I have not for no other reason than pure laziness.
	33.
	He turns 33 next month, so I knew I would have to donate 33.
	33, the magic number. 333.33 at the time.
	However, your offer of a knighthood at 50% off retail was something that this bargain-loving wife could not resist.
	Ah, yes, the ladies love the twofers.
	So, Whitney, happy early 33rd birthday.
	I love you.
	Please knight him Sir Whitney, Knight of the Corn Belt Conspiracies.
	Just want to say thank you for this incredible show.
	When I met Whitney, he startled me with all sorts of conspiracy theories from the moon landing to lizard people and everything in between.
	I married him anyway.
	I married him anyway and introduced me to this show.
	A few years ago.
	At first I thought it was another one of his weirdo conspiracy podcasts, but now we listen religiously as I find industry knowledge and outstanding network of contacts priceless.
	I've been loving the last two episodes, especially the long donation segments have been my favorite part!
	Happy 10th, No Agenda Show!
	Jobs karma for us as I'm selling my website and Whitney is taking over a lawn care business.
	If you live in northwest Iowa, he has the sharpest mower blades in the area.
	Look him up.
	It won't be that hard to find a man named Whitney on Twitter.
	Jingles, please play our two-and-a-half-year-old son's favorite jingles, Pew Pew My Millennials With a Side of Goat Scream.
	Yes, and I'll throw in some karma for you lovebirds as well.
	Oops.
	My Millennials!
	Stay woke!
	You've got karma.
	Thank you very much.
	$500.
	Thank you, Amy.
	Amy Thiessen.
	Daniel J. Lewis.
	$500.
	We have a lot of these.
	Congratulations on 10 years of no agenda.
	I'm a fellow award winning podcaster and my podcast and business at the audacity to podcast.com are about helping people launch their own amazing podcasts.
	Wow.
	It's a dream job for me.
	It wouldn't be possible without Adam's foundational contributions in creating podcasting along with Dave Weiner, of course.
	So the gift is also my thanks for enabling thousands of people to be powerful messengers and change the world, even at one person at a time.
	So, I'm sorry, this is me screwing up.
	So, I would like to be knighted Sir Daniel J. Lewis of the audacious, audacious, audacious podcasting.
	The 500 also represents a special income milestone my podcasting business will reach in 2018.
	Thank you both for seeking to uncover truth, for your pioneering podcasting, and for entertaining and informing me and my drives home, and at 2 a.m.
	When I'm feeding my baby boy.
	And what do you turn on the podcast at 2 a.m.
	when you're feeding the kid?
	Why not?
	I think that's fantastic and make him suck more.
	In lieu of a clip request.
	Yeah, that way.
	Yeah, sure, sure.
	Yeah, just get back to sleep.
	You should just move in lieu of a clip request.
	I'd like a brief explanation of in the morning for me and other new listeners.
	I would like it.
	Well, I don't.
	Do we have the original weenie in the butt in the morning?
	Well, no, but it's on show 200 point X and we will be redoing that show in the next few weeks and we'll be using it as an evergreen and that will be the show to listen to which has a long explanation of where we got in the morning from.
	What's this?
	Look at me!
	I'm driving!
	I'm driving a real car!
	I don't believe it!
	Well, I'd say we need... No, that's not it.
	Yeah, yes.
	That's not it.
	Well, it comes from Family Guy, and it was a mock radio station, which we kind of based the whole opening of the show on, and yes, in episode 200.
	Don't ask what that's all about.
	Why is it 200 when we're at 976?
	It's a no-agenda thing.
	That will be explained once again.
	I think 200.
	You look for show 200.7 and you'll get it, but we're going to redo show 200.
	So I would wait.
	And he asked for a podcasting karma for podcaster society dot com.
	Here you go.
	You've got karma.
	Jay Ressler, $500.
	I'm sorry, Jay.
	In response to the douchebag call out from Dana Morgan Mitchell on show 974 since He tried to one-up me by increasing the amount of the donation we mutually agreed upon.
	We mutually agreed upon this.
	To go first and I'm taking advantage of the two-for-one and now he can refer to me as Sir J. D-douching karma.
	You've been D-douched.
	You've got karma.
	Lukas Magis in Hof, Deutschland.
	500.
	Let's see if it's in the binder.
	Really?
	He's in Hof, Deutschland?
	Well, this is a perfect jingle for him.
	Big H, Deutschland!
	Here is the Hof!
	Yeah.
	No note.
	So, uh... Alright.
	This thing has become useless.
	Big H, Deutschland!
	Here is the Hof!
	We will get that note, and if you don't get on the nighting list, send the error message and we'll fix all that.
	Yep.
	Onward.
	Next.
	James Higginbotham.
	In the morning, and he's from Colorado Springs.
	$500.
	That's a good note.
	In the morning, crackpot in the buzzkill, while I lived in Austin for some time, I recently relocated to Colorado Springs to escape the evil Austin mold.
	I know Adam will understand.
	Yeah, I have to be bitches about it constantly.
	Oh, you would too.
	While I never bumped into Adam while here, I always hope that I would, maybe one day when I return for a visit.
	I have been listening since show number one as a result of John's mention of it on twit.
	I have been with you guys since the days before jingles.
	Very few clips, too many clips, three shows per week.
	JCD and Adam's pet peeves of the day and Adam's change of time zones.
	Until recently, I was unable to donate.
	Now that I'm able to, please accept this donation on the 10th anniversary of the show as a thank you for the many years of enjoyment.
	With a two-for-special, this donation makes me an insta-knight!
	Thank you, I'd like to be knighted Sir Jabba James.
	I also kindly request a de-douching.
	Jing requests in the morning Chinese.
	Nothing to see here.
	Monsanto and goat scream, so de-douching first.
	You've been de-douched.
	Goat Brothers!
	Wow.
	You've got karma.
	Somebody wrote us a note saying the kid does not believe that goat is actually making that noise.
	I can assure you that goats make that noise.
	Oh yeah.
	Goats make horrible ruckus.
	Yes, they do.
	Brandon Whitehead, 500.
	I'm hoping my donation gets through.
	I wanted to finally make good on the promise I made in an email to Adam Wallaback.
	I can't thank you both enough for the show and the breadth of the sanity it represents to my wife and I. As an old millennial, I'd like to thank the people who have adopted our thesis.
	I have often wondered if I was crazy, but upon finding No Agenda, I was relieved to realize that it's just a byproduct of not being an indoctrinated slave as so many of my generational compatriots.
	Yes.
	As I understand it, this will make me a knight, and as such, I like to be honored and to be known as Sir Knives of the Providence Plantations.
	I've been collecting anti-knives since I was a kid, and it sort of became my handle versus just being a mildly sociopathic Poster boy for the probably incoming knife control debate.
	If I could also get a shout out to my smoking hot wife, she goes by Butters, long story, and a donation call out to a buddy I recently hit in the mouth, Jake Kohuth.
	I gave a lot of thought to Clips, but given a recent event, I would be humbled if I could request a de-douching to Karmas, and a F-cancer with my later Karma, and the cancer being for a friend who was recently diagnosed.
	The signs are good, but it's never an easy road.
	Congrats on 10 years.
	Oh, thank you very much.
	Stop it!
	You've got karma.
	And a deed. . .
	You've been de-douched.
	You've got karma.
	And he also wants someone to bring Adderall and LSD to the roundtable.
	Yeah, we'll do that for sure.
	Got it right here.
	Adderall.
	Adderall and LSD.
	There's a combination.
	Brian Balem in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.
	He, uh... Come on, open, open, open, open.
	In the morning to you, Adam and John.
	I will keep this short since the donation segment will undoubtedly be long enough, right?
	When I heard about the double-up offer, I saw it as a sign to finally donate to the best podcast in the universe.
	I would like to request a de-douching.
	Okay, for taking so long to do it, got it.
	You've been de-douched.
	To my knowledge, my aforementioned friend has never donated, so I'd like to call him out as a douchebag.
	Douchebag!
	Keep up the good work and here's to another 10 years.
	I'd like to request the title Sir Max Power of Springfield, USA.
	I'd like some karma and the following jingles.
	Korean news lady.
	Cruise missile.
	Cruise missile?
	And a goat scream.
	Wow, okay.
	Missile... See, when I read them, then it gets a little complicated to do everything at the same time.
	And a goat scream, and karma.
	You've got karma.
	Sir David Rosa, 500.
	Another donation to the BPITU.
	I sent a separate email with my accounting.
	Yeah, I believe I have reached the status of Viscount, like to claim the protectorate of Puerto Rico.
	Yo, yo!
	I'm a native of the island, and while it's currently a colossal mess, the island still has special meaning.
	Keep up the great work.
	Viscount, Puerto Rican man.
	NJNK, thank you so much.
	Uh, Nadine.
	Nah... Nah-chew-ski, I think.
	Nah-chew-ski?
	Nah-chew-ski.
	Nah-chew-ski.
	Happy 10.
	Please send karma.
	Vernon BC.
	That's right.
	Thank you very much.
	Karma for you.
	Whoops.
	You've got karma.
	A little short and sweet.
	Aaron Ralph Thomas.
	Thanks for the two for one special.
	Congratulations on 10 years.
	I'll forward a note about my knighthood.
	This might be in the list.
	Get the binder.
	Yeah, it's not on mine.
	That's for sure.
	Go to T. You know, I got up at three.
	I got up at three this morning.
	Yeah.
	To get to prepare for this show.
	And you must have done the same because you you got binders.
	Yeah, I do have the binder, but there's this Thomas is not in there.
	So send us a note, we'll take care of it.
	We have an error in the subject line.
	No, we've got another couple shows that could keep doing this.
	And then we're done.
	Daniel Warren 500.
	Thank you for your outstanding shows.
	I'm recently graduated millennial and no agenda was essential to maintaining my mental hygiene throughout the college.
	I hit my father and my best friend Jared in the mouth.
	And shortly after I started listening and neither of them have ever donated.
	I'd like you to call them both out as douchebags.
	You got it.
	Douchebag!
	Two of them.
	Oh, two.
	Douchebag!
	I also need a de-douching as if this was my first, because this is my first donation.
	I've been meaning to give him a de-douching.
	You've been de-douched.
	I have been meaning to donate for a while, and after Adam needed to play the nighting music four times to get through the segment on the last show, I became envious, and I decided to get my knighthood while getting was good.
	I don't have a clever idea for a title, so Sir Daniel will be fine for now, which is by the way, Is the, uh, is fine.
	It's the way to go.
	Yeah.
	That's the way to go.
	And he wants an F-F-Fuck the EU.
	And a service goat.
	While I'm driving off laughing, this is what I'll say.
	F-F-F-F-Fuck the EU.
	F-F-F-F-F-Fuck the EU.
	Oh, exactly.
	F-F-F-F-F-Fuck the EU.
	Service goat to the rescue.
	So, Ryan Thomas in Austin, Texas.
	$500 from Ryan.
	Dear Monsieurs Curie and Dvorak, as a millennial, I am slightly too young to know Adam from MTV, but I have distinct memories of reading John's articles in computer magazines as a child.
	I discovered no agenda when Max Keiser interviewed Adam just after the Great Military... Hey, we got a listener from the show!
	Oh yes, there he is!
	There's the listener from Max's show!
	Here's the guy!
	The Great Military Coup of 2016.
	As I am a founder of the Facebook page Muslims for Trump, I would like to request a brief jingle combining elements of your choice with this theme in mind.
	For my knighthood, I request opium as well as saffron juice with gold flakes.
	All available.
	Indeed.
	Thank you.
	Saffron goldflake rice.
	Now you're talking.
	Thank you for all your beautiful work and please hereby dub me Sir Ryan Thomas.
	You got it.
	Does he need karma as well or are we just... I never asked for karma.
	Oreos are just as addictive as cocaine.
	There you go.
	You're up.
	I'm up.
	Okay.
	Well, this is Kelly Sandlin.
	No note except to request that I am damed.
	Gobi.
	Gobi, Gobi, Gobi.
	Dame of Trashville.
	Kelly Sandlin, $500.
	Franklin, Tennessee.
	Yes, I understand.
	No note.
	I request I be damed.
	Gobi, Gobi, Gobi.
	Dame of Trashville, where musicians' dreams are crushed.
	Keep on keepin' on!
	You got that right.
	Thank you.
	Lauren Roe is $500.
	I think it's Laureen.
	I think it's Laureen.
	Oh, Laurean.
	Laurean.
	Laurean.
	Laurean, yes.
	Laurean.
	Laurean.
	You want to read this?
	I can't expand this.
	A serious de-douching is in order.
	Let's do it right away.
	You've been de-douched.
	My husband, who is being knighted alongside me today as Sir Spencer, Wolf of Kansas City, hit me in the mouth five years ago.
	This show got me through journalism school.
	Hey!
	A real journal.
	Got me through... Journal!
	Journalism school as well as my slave days working for a law firm that represents big tobacco and big pharma.
	Yeah, you need a little bit of antidote.
	But I'm a douchebag no longer.
	My dream of becoming an insta-dame has finally come true.
	I'd like to request the moniker Dame DeLorean.
	A play off the way I introduce myself to people because no one except my husband has ever been able to pronounce my name correctly the first time they say it.
	So I just tell them, it's just DeLorean without the duh.
	Lorien.
	Lorien.
	Oh, Lorien.
	Lorien.
	Yes, got it.
	If it's not too much... Got me nailed it.
	Lorien, yes.
	If it's not too much to ask, I would like to request some human resource karma for a firstborn human resource, our daughter Rayla, who was born naturally at home August 20th, 2017.
	Very nice.
	My daughter was born August 27th.
	And I'd also like to request Jobs Karma after hearing daycare horror stories from co-workers that have decided it was best just to leave the cube farm and be a work-at-home mom.
	I've almost matched my old salary doing transcription, but I'd like to boost my income with an online resale shop hosted on my site, LaurieandRose.com, where I will also be sharing my art.
	So Jobs Karma would be much appreciated.
	You got it.
	Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs.
	Let's vote for jobs!
	You've got it.
	Congratulations on your 10-year anniversary.
	Here's to many more to come.
	Much love to you guys from FEMA Region 7.
	Bradley Cice is a sellsword.
	I am making this donation in honor of my wife Karen's 47th birthday.
	She's TBWITU.
	And to get her seat at the No Agenda Roundtable, I would like to congratulate and thank you for 10 years of TBCITU.
	Karma shot to you.
	You've got karma.
	Elise Grau.
	Get the binder out here.
	Let's see, we got it.
	Elise Grau.
	The binder hasn't been working out too well.
	No, I agree.
	G-H, no, it's not in here.
	No, it hasn't been doing very well, has it?
	I'm telling you, there's about 100 pages of notes in there, and I just can't seem to get the right ones.
	I know.
	Anyway, Elise, send us a note and we will follow up.
	You know, it's...
	If you can... I don't know why it says that.
	I don't know if Eric put that in there.
	If she could say put that in there, she'd put the note into the PayPal thing.
	Yeah, I don't have a note from her.
	Separating too many things is very difficult.
	Karen's... I did Karen.
	Didn't we do Karen Seltzer?
	That's the one you just did.
	No, that's Karen.
	Right, we did Bradley Seltzer.
	Oh, this is interesting.
	So she sent a note in too.
	This donation is to honor my husband, Bradley.
	He is a longtime fan.
	I am glad we can finally make him a knight.
	Thanks to him for being... This is great.
	You got a couple here.
	But yeah.
	These people are in love.
	They are so in love.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, Kevin Anderson, Sir Vix of the Hot Southern Bush in Milford, Michigan.
	Hmm.
	See email for full message.
	With this double wide donation, I'm now Baronet Sir Vice of the Hot Southern Bush.
	Please play my email clips.
	Delio Shop and Douchebag callouts for, oh here we go, Douchebag for Bree Own.
	And my brother Carl.
	Okay, hold on.
	I'm desperately looking for his mailed clip.
	I don't see it.
	I'm sorry.
	Hello?
	Yeah.
	Hey, I'm looking in the binder.
	Is the clip in the binder?
	No, no, but he says there's a note in the binder.
	Here it is.
	In the binder.
	I wish I had an email.
	He might have sent me the clip, but if he did, it's too bad.
	Big mistake.
	Ten years of showing people how to think critically again.
	I'd like to warm regards to the members of my small home-based church.
	A special thanks to my wonderful wife, who I'm so proud of me for cleaning up my act.
	And mad crunks to my homeboy, Bree Own, for he just douchebagged him for hanging out with me last night on the bridge throwing countless rolls of pennies at hookers.
	And peeing on homeless people.
	Okay, great, guys.
	Propagate that formula.
	Double white donation.
	I'm now a baronet.
	Please play my email clip, Delio, should we don't have it.
	Okay, got it.
	That's about it.
	The binder paid off, finally.
	Onward.
	Kyle Carroll from the Parts Unknown, $500 in the morning, gents.
	Special hello, fellow Texan to Adam.
	I work in the dusty oil fields of West Texas, a.k.a.
	the Permian Basin.
	My job consists of me, a Ford F-250, and my iPhone driving from pump jack to pump jack in the middle of nowhere.
	Due to really awful radio reception, I discovered podcasts, and recognizing JCD for my PC Mags subscription, started listening to No Agenda back in the summer of 2014.
	After being immediately hit in the mouth, I've been a regular listener ever since.
	Just want to thank you guys for making a long day shorter and exponentially more interesting.
	I hereby relinquish my previous title of douchebag and claim the instant night title of Sir Enoch Paladin of the Oil Patch.
	Kyle Carroll, Big Spring, Texas.
	NJNK, thank you.
	And I look forward to your ceremony, sir.
	Sure.
	J. Sable Cantus in Buena Park, $500.
	Buena Park, California.
	Please create an instant night for me, a server.
	Sable from Orange County.
	I would like bourbon and bone and ribeye, if you can add that to the call-out list.
	Please play career karma, two to the head, whoop him with the Constitution.
	Call out my brother Mike of the railways as a non-donor douchebag.
	Douchebag.
	Uh.
	Uh, he hasn't kept up with his accounting, but he's an instantite.
	Okay, and he needs a whoop-em, a two to the head, and career karma.
	You got it.
	Good to be here, bros.
	Get out there!
	Whoopin', whoopin', whoopin', whoopin', whoopin', whoopin', whoopin', whoopin', whoopin', whoopin', whoopin', whoopin', whoopin', whoopin', whoopin', whoopin', whoopin', whoopin', whoopin', whoopin', whoopin', whoopin', whoopin', whoopin', whoopin', whoopin', whoopin', whoopin', whoopin', whoopin', whoopin', whoopin', whoopin', whoopin', whoopin', whoopin', whoopin', whoopin', whoopin', whoopin', whoopin', whoopin', who Uh, D. Rand Hunter.
	Please accept this long overdue donation with my warmest regard.
	Love the show!
	Thank you very much.
	Five hundred dollars from Indian Shores, Florida.
	Oh, this is a fun one.
	You can do this.
	After ten years, I think you can handle it.
	What?
	The Dutch.
	Oesteinberge.
	Oesteinberge.
	Yes.
	And his town is not in here.
	He's in, well, see what it says.
	Beren over Rotterdam worden.
	Oh, als deze regio is niet al giepigt, mag ik een goet scream en jobs karma voor lateren in Rotterdam.
	Actually, kind of understandable.
	Yeah.
	Outstanding.
	Best John and Adam, gefeliciteerd met jouw 10-year celebratie.
	Met deze donatie wil ik graag het Baron over Rotterdam worden, als deze regio niet al gepikt is.
	Mag ik een goat scream jobs karma voor iedereen in Rotterdam?
	Uiteraard krijg je dat.
	*Jobs, jobs, jobs! And jobs.
	Let's vote for jobs! You've got karma. Jobs, jobs, jobs, jobs, jobs, jobs Outstanding.
	Patrick Comer, USA, 500.
	My family has donated a bunch.
	Here's 500 for the Instant Nighthood Special.
	I have been hit in the mouth by, in 2015, by Cam the Canadian.
	Cam the Canadian, an old high school buddy of mine.
	So, gratefully, he led me to you guys.
	I have since made No Agenda a family ordeal, hitting my entire family in the mouth and even converting my own mother from a full-time talk show radio listener to now a half-time talk show radio listener and a half-time No Agenda listener.
	So blessed to have such a great family.
	Very informed by the show.
	Love listening to every week.
	Do it every week.
	Please keep the show going in perpetuity.
	Whoopi, get out of my vagina and goat scream.
	Get out of my vagina!
	Simple.
	It makes the point.
	Effective.
	Jennifer Rank, R-A-N-C-K.
	In Salisbury, Maryland, 500.
	Congratulations on 10 years.
	My wife and I... My wife and I have been listening for quite a while and not going, not getting around to donating until now.
	This double year donation promotion prompted me to get a full hog, go full hog with 500 and become an insta-knight.
	Please de-douche me and I'd like to be known as Knight of the Iguana.
	You got it.
	You've been de-douched.
	I think Night of the Iguana is a new one.
	It's a great name.
	If that's taken, I don't think it is.
	I'll go for Night of the Dogdoo, since I'm usually the one in the family walking our dogs.
	My smoking hot wife, Jennifer, who is actually the one credited with the note, and I usually have this, so we don't know what your name is.
	Well, now it's going to be Night of the Iguana.
	I usually listen to Jen in the morning.
	Well, didn't you?
	He went on her account.
	Yeah.
	I was drinking coffee and yet you and John have totally changed the way we look at news over the years and have saved me from becoming that guy who yells at the news.
	Thank you for that.
	And my wife thanks you too.
	Okay.
	Oh, on the, on the PayPal, the notion donation move baby under my wife, Jennifer's name, but she bought it for me.
	She's making my dreams come true.
	I I'm sure he's on the list properly accredited.
	Okay.
	Anonymous in Oakland, California.
	This anonymous instant nighting for Dion.
	Much mo' apropo be he hit me in the mouth and I'm still holding on to his fist.
	Thank you for your discretion.
	You will have to choose his title.
	His mobile number is this.
	You could just walk over to Oakland and get it.
	Just walk over.
	You could walk over to Oakland and get it.
	Just walk over, no problem.
	Andrew Gamble, 500 bucks, parts unknown.
	You wanna read that one?
	Uh, sure.
	Um, Alice and... Oh, I always forget how to pronounce this name.
	It's from Harry Potter.
	How do you pronounce that?
	Herm... Hermione.
	Hermione.
	Thank you.
	I always get that wrong.
	Alice and Hermione.
	My wife hit me in the mouth years ago and I'm making her a knight as repayment in kind.
	The instant knight donations for Dame Fresca.
	Dame of the Bird Farm.
	Chemtrails, please.
	From Sir Oscar.
	Knight of the Alpha Zero.
	Chemtrails.
	Trevor Pressman, 500.
	Uh, ITM, can I get to be the Silent Knight?
	I think that's taken, but... we'll figure it out.
	We'll give you the, we'll give you the, yeah.
	So we're Silent Knight 2.
	Uh, Need Health Karma, NorCal House Poor Karma, and NorCal Fire Victim Karma.
	Dealer's Choice Jingles plus a goat.
	Okay, let's see.
	Nap for Humanity.
	You've got karma.
	Nap for Humanity, one of our failed projects.
	One of our many get-out-of-this-job projects.
	Dean Hayes, another $500.
	In the morning, congratulations on your 10th anniversary.
	It's difficult to sum up all the ways that the best podcast in the universe brings me value every single day.
	The show provides hours of entertainment that I share with my family, leading to a thoughtful conversation between my wife and I, and sing-along opportunities for the kids.
	Thank you for creating a show of such high quality.
	This donation is your cut from the house selling karma, which would contribute to a great profit on our home sale.
	You could really use some house buying and jobs karma with the goat scream.
	That's thrown in.
	Okay.
	Yeah, I got that for you.
	Jobs!
	And jobs.
	Let's vote for jobs!
	You thought.
	Oh my.
	Nailed it.
	Stuart Long in Oakland.
	500.
	Gentlemen, it's a great honor to be producer on this historic show.
	This is...
	Huge!
	You guys deserve all the love this week.
	Requesting startup karma from the No Agenda family regards Stuart Long.
	Title request, Sir Gonzo, Earth of Oakland.
	You've got karma.
	Sir Matthew Greensmith, Baron of Melbourne.
	Simple.
	Happy 10 years from the Baron.
	No jingles, no karma.
	NJNK, thank you very much, Sir Matthew.
	Alexander Munoz, 500.
	Thank you for your tireless media deconstruction.
	You have both been instrumental in teaching me how to think about news.
	It's about time I became a knight.
	To that end, I'd like to be knighted Sir Alexander NJNK.
	NJNK, you got it.
	Looking forward to the ceremony.
	Onward.
	Carol Ann Chase, I just donated $500 through PayPal.
	She's from Pueblo, Colorado, as I could not resist the two-for-one offer.
	Did you notice a lot of female listeners jumping in on this opportunity?
	Sexist.
	Yes, but clearly... Bargain hunters.
	Demonstrably so.
	Not sex... well, sexist too, but just the women all say, hey, I love... I can't resist.
	I don't go there.
	It's thin ice.
	I donate regularly on one of the auto payment plans, but get to become a dame in a day I couldn't pass up.
	Interesting.
	I'm a 58 year old wife, mother and grandmother to 13.
	Whoa, bless you.
	My son Isaac hit me in the mouth just over a year ago, and I've been a steady listener ever since.
	He was hit in the mouth by his older brother Joshua some time ago.
	I'm grateful to both of them for helping me find the No Agenda Show.
	Please give them a shout out for their website, firearmstrainingcentral.com.
	Do you remember the song, Teach Your Children Well?
	Yes, is that Teach Your Children Well?
	Is that the one?
	Yeah, well, if you call butchering... A little more dynamic, yes.
	Well, my hell was slowly passing and the more I listened to the M5M, the more crazy my mind got to be.
	Thanks to you boys and all your hard work during and in between shows so thousands, if not millions of slaves like me can live a life of sanity securely in Dimension A. Happy 10th and keep up the good work producing the best podcast in the universe.
	Please don't ever stop.
	I don't want to die of an alarm.
	Watch the amygdala.
	I remember that.
	Very funny.
	Thank you.
	Who does?
	Peter Pukey, Sir Captain Pete of the Seven Equatorial Oceans.
	My last donation made me an instant.
	At that time, I asked for some yacht-finding karma.
	Guess what?
	It worked!
	Within a short amount of time, I found employment and I have since sailed to over 35 countries.
	He's in Peterborough, Ontario, Canada.
	He wants to get out of town, apparently.
	Yeah.
	Now I'm wanting to find a new yacht that may help me circumnavigate the globe.
	So I'm thinking I need to pony up some cash to make the No Agenda Karma work.
	Here's 500 bucks, which is really 65403 in Canadian dollar-ettes.
	Yep.
	But with the douche, doubling would give me my second knighthood.
	I would, however, retain my title, Captain Pete of the Seven Equatorial Oceans.
	Please call out my friend Peter Lang as a douchebag.
	Douchebag!
	I've been listening for years and it's donated nothing.
	I'd like to request the following.
	Obama's A-team, two to the head and some yacht-finding karma.
	If there's a need for a rescue mission, when the world is threatened, the world needs help, it calls on America.
	And that's the story.
	You've got karma.
	Hold on, I forgot the... There we go.
	Two to the head.
	Josh Cox in Austin, Texas.
	500.
	Sir Thoth of Thalhala.
	NJNK, but he wants a plug for... G-A-N-N-Y-S-U-S.
	G-A-I-N-N-Y-S-U-S.
	Gainesis.com.
	G-A-I-N-N-Y-S-U-S.com.
	Coupon, no agenda for... a 33% discount.
	Who's about the right number?
	Uh, William, uh... Last name pronounced like the piano company.
	What piano company?
	The Nabe Piano Company.
	Oh, I was going to call it William Wurlitzer.
	Hammond.
	Bill Hammond.
	What's the big piano name?
	Steinway.
	Steinway, yes.
	William Steinway, $500.
	Can I please have extra strength de-douching Anna Karma, please?
	And benighted Sir William of Texas.
	Absolutely.
	You've been de-douched.
	Yeah, that will be happening later on.
	You've got karma.
	Or at this rate, tomorrow.
	Uh, it's going slow.
	Yeah, it's going slow.
	But actually, the long notes are really only at the beginning and then... It goes much faster.
	But, you know what?
	The people... These are people that... It's a celebration!
	Yes, we're celebrating.
	They have not donated ever many of them.
	So, we're gonna... Most of them.
	We'll take our time reading their notes.
	They deserve it.
	They deserve it.
	Yeah.
	Anonymous in Brooklyn, 500.
	I'm one of those listeners that was around 16 years old during the Tech TV and Daily Source Code days.
	And although I've dropped the majority of other shows I was listening to during that era, I continue to consume almost every bit of content you two esteemed gentlemen have put out ever since.
	Like others, I too credit the two of you with shaping a lot of who I am today and how I interpret the world.
	This will probably be a very long donation segment, so I'll keep all of the show-related anecdotes, 33 sightings, and experiences hitting people in the mouth for future donations.
	But what I want to single out is the single most important person I've ever hit in the mouth, my wife.
	We listen together whenever we find the time, and we are grateful for the hours of engaging conversations the show has helped us spur.
	More than just the analysis itself, I find that the real value comes from the no-agenda thinking.
	It's the framework that we have developed by emulating your approach for interpreting and analyzing world events.
	This has been invaluable for growth in our lives and our careers, for which we are forever grateful.
	Since she was the one who had been calling me out as a douchebag around the house and even urged me to donate for our wedding two months ago, which I said I would do but didn't, the donation should go toward my wife's damehood.
	Please refer to as Dame Purrfect of the non-gentrified realm of South Brooklyn.
	I hope to join her at the round table myself long before the next 10 year anniversary.
	You got it.
	Boom.
	Anonymous.
	Boom count four.
	You've got this next one.
	I do.
	This is from Robert Davila.
	PartsUnknown, $500.
	I am taking advantage of your two credits for one offer to help my longtime girlfriend and longtime Noah Jenner Show listeners, Cheryl Shuffelt, get her knighthood, or damehood.
	She's been making regular donations, and we aren't sure of the accounting, but the $500 PayPal donation should negate the need for math.
	Yes, true.
	Cheryl would like to be known as Dame Cheryl of the Singing Cat Herders.
	Both she and the cats sing.
	Please send a clip.
	Please de-douche her and give her jobs karma.
	She'd also like to hear the Rub-A-Lizer numbers and the goat scream.
	And she says thank you for your courage and the hard work you put into your research, analysis, and showmanship.
	Okay.
	Yes.
	And let me just get all the pieces here.
	Dedooshing.
	Yes.
	You've been dedooshed.
	India.
	Tango.
	Mike.
	Standby.
	33.
	Robilizer out.
	Jobs!
	And jobs!
	Let's vote for jobs!
	You've got karma.
	That was from Sir... Oh, Goat Screamer.
	That was Sir Zahn Jr.
	of the One Cat Army and soon-to-be-damed Cheryl Shuffelt.
	Sir Christoph, Knight of the Blockchain in Munich, Deutschland.
	München 500.
	I'm a listener of your fabulous news deconstruction since 2011 and never missed a show once!
	Please give me a big shout out to Jobs Karma.
	This donation will make me baronet Christoph Knight of the blockchain.
	Please, greetings from Munich, Germany.
	Keep up the good work.
	Okay, we got it.
	Jobs!
	And Jobs!
	Let's vote for Jobs!
	You've got Karma.
	It's interesting how, you know, of all the things people request, I think the tally now is the goat scream is on top of the heap.
	You know, I don't want to take credit for that.
	But you deserve credit for it.
	But I pushed it.
	For a couple of shows.
	I just insisted.
	VoidZero just had an idea.
	He says we should fork the show.
	Fork the show?
	I'm not sure what it means, but I like the idea.
	I know what it means!
	I know exactly what it means.
	What?
	It means we should split the show off with just the donation segments, continuing on, yakking away.
	For years!
	And actually do some of the show instead of just reading these segments, which we're going to be doing for the next two hours.
	Yeah, I don't care.
	I'm happy.
	This is the funniest stuff we're getting in here.
	I like it.
	All right, Ben Hanson.
	I think it's a funny idea.
	There's two No Agenda shows.
	That one's just donation thanks.
	It's Goat Agenda.
	It would be on this one.
	This is actually going to go on.
	I think he's talking... We're not even done with one of four segments.
	I think he's talking about forking the show so we have No Agenda and Goat Agenda.
	I think that's his idea.
	I think, well, my idea's better then.
	Ben Hanson, Wallen, Victoria, Australia, $500.
	Quick email to accompany the $500 donation with a double credit makes me an instant night.
	Yes it does.
	Listener since episode one.
	Cannot thank you enough for the last 10 years.
	If I could afford to insta-double Grand Duke each for my wife and I, I would.
	And I think I'd be sure, still be sure changing you guys.
	I went through some pretty dark times between 2007 and 2010 and you guys helped me realize I wasn't crazy after all.
	What I thought about the world was right all along.
	I now got my shit together enough to be knighted for the 10th anniversary.
	I'd like to be known as Sir Ben of the Outback, if it's not taken.
	I don't think it is.
	No jingles, no karma.
	Just get back to the fucking show.
	Okay, Ben.
	That ain't happening.
	Thank you.
	Sir Marchie, Steve, Sir Steve Marchie, 500 bucks, or Marchie, Marchie, M-A-R-C-H-I.
	Keep it quick.
	Double tap donations should promote me to Baron.
	My accounting is correct.
	I would like to claim Long Island, New York as my protectorate if it's not taken.
	I don't think it is.
	I think you're good to go.
	Thanks for all the killer work and of course your courage.
	Ten more years!
	Yo.
	Now we have... we find that's the end of our $500 donors.
	And we got a few kind of up there so we'll keep them on this list before we go back and try to do a little show.
	Kaz.
	476, hoping for knighthood at show 999.
	Got it.
	He's in London, Kew Gardens.
	All right.
	Hey, we're going to have a meetup.
	Oh yeah, that's right.
	When is this?
	It's going to be over the Thanksgiving week.
	American Thanksgiving week.
	Right on.
	So we're going to be there the whole week.
	As opposed to the British Thanksgiving week.
	Well, no, there's a Canadian one.
	Yeah, I know, but you're in England.
	I know, but I'm just saying, if somebody wants to say, oh, it's going to be during Thanksgiving week, if they're from England, they might consider, think it's the Canadian one.
	Got it.
	That's why I made this special thing, although you just decided to mock me with it.
	Yeah.
	It'll be that week.
	We actually have a Thanksgiving dinner we're going to do, but it's not for the meetup, but we're going to do a meetup around that Thanksgiving Thursday.
	Wednesday, probably Wednesday, I'm thinking.
	Maybe Friday, maybe Saturday, I'm not sure.
	Okay.
	So, we'll just have to strategize.
	Strategize.
	And we'll figure it out.
	But I want to hear from people that want us to do it if they have some suggestions or really cool pubs or some place we can all go that's big enough to hold the 10 people or 20 people that might show up from England.
	We have a lot of donors, but they're scattered.
	But definitely Caz should be there.
	For sure.
	All right.
	Dave McGee, Memphis, Tennessee.
	I have the note.
	Oh, good.
	He says, I was recently knighted on show 963, but later found my donation note in drafts unsent.
	Oh, yes.
	Yeah.
	He's probably used to doing that because that's what the spooks do.
	I was just going to explain my love for the number nine.
	You're supposed to go into his account to get it.
	To get it.
	You're supposed to go into his drafts folder and just give us the password.
	I was just going to explain my love for the number nine and also call out the producer that hit me in the mouth, Michael Dunn, as a, uh-oh, as a douchebag for not donating in several hundred shows.
	He's such a cheapskate that he'll probably only donate on a Bogoff offer.
	Please provide a human resource karma as we're expecting our first child at the end of the year.
	Congratulations.
	Attached an ISO of Donald Trump saying, in the morning snagged from C-SPAN, February 16th, 2017.
	In the morning.
	Okay.
	In the morning.
	Thank you.
	Happy 10th anniversary, Dave McGee, Sir.
	Nine of Memphis.
	P.S.
	I'm trying to get access to an academic research tool that would help the show.
	Okay.
	Oh, massive searchable archive of TV broadcasts.
	Yes, that would be fantastic.
	Thank you.
	And here's your human resource, Karma.
	Congratulations on that.
	You've got karma.
	Eric Remington in Morristown, New Jersey.
	I know.
	Michael Dunn.
	You skipped over Michael Dunn.
	It may be.
	Oh, you have to read because I can't bring it up.
	You know, it's amazing this show.
	For 10 years, we've basically been running on squirrel mail and Libra office.
	It's amazing.
	It's amazing that anything works.
	Hey, it's the basics.
	Michael Dunn, Bowling Green, Kentucky.
	I've been a NOAA General Listener since 2011.
	This is mostly due to my need for more John C. Dvorak, whom I first saw reviewing the Madden 97 CD-ROM on the weekly CNET Central show back in the 90s.
	I've been a fan of JCD ever since I started listening to N.A.
	after you plugged the show on Twit, you know, when Twit was still good.
	You know, I used to do that show on CNET and my hallmark was tossing, spinning, throwing the disc like a frisbee at the end of each, yeah, at the camera, at the end of each review.
	And one day the cameraman wasn't looking and then the thing nicked him and cut him.
	That was the end of your CNET career.
	No, I kept doing the thing, but I felt really bad about it.
	Hold on, John.
	John, can you hold on one second?
	I just gotta change tape.
	Being on the oldest end of the millennial generation, I only vaguely remembered Adam as the big-haired blonde on MTV, but I've grown to love him just as much as I do John.
	The dynamic you two have is a pleasure to witness, and your deconstruction and analysis on the media has given me the skills to spot much of the M5M BS on my own before I even hear about it on the show.
	Having only donated once before just over five years ago, I've been a real douche.
	The 10th anniversary celebration seemed like the perfect occasion to become an executive producer and gain my knighthood status.
	Please knight me as SirMD2020, the S-O-K-Y Knight.
	For the curious, it's pronounced Sokey.
	There you go.
	Oh, Southern Kentucky.
	Sokey, which I've called my home, called home my entire life.
	If you don't mind, please indulge me with these jingles in the following order.
	Could you just read them for me so I can get these?
	Yeah, let me go up.
	I don't know.
	We don't have... I never knew that Sokey was... Okay, ready?
	It's the Google self-driving car.
	Yeah, well, we don't have that.
	You see, he sent this link.
	Yeah, never mind.
	Any kind of explosion.
	Goat scream.
	If you look for explosion, goat scream, kiki, shut up already, it's science, and little girl yay.
	Okay, I just didn't get the kiki.
	That's the one I should have gotten.
	Shut up, it's science.
	Yes, and what was the little girl yay?
	Okay, yeah.
	Goat scream, kiki, and little girl yay.
	Already.
	Science.
	Yay!
	Wait.
	He also wanted an F-cancer, so I'll have to do that again.
	Lots of explosions.
	Eric Remington in Morristown, New Jersey, 46250.
	This plus my previous 75 bucks should put me over the top.
	He wants goat scream, two to the head, and don't eat me, Hillary, in a de-douching.
	Okay, goat scream, two to the head, don't eat me.
	Hillary and de-douching.
	Yeah, where did don't eat me go?
	He also wants to mention that to add the jalapenos and green tea added to the nighting table is going to be Sir Eric Prosessum of it.
	It's pro protector.
	Okay, so goat scream to the head.
	Don't eat me, Hillary.
	I think I've got it all lined up here.
	Don't eat me.
	Damn it.
	That's good.
	No, it's the wrong one.
	It's the wrong one.
	I liked it.
	I didn't like it.
	Try again.
	Hillary Clinton, that's what we need.
	Richard Unterberger and M. Mouse.
	M. Mouse.
	It's probably pronounced M. Mouse.
	Probably.
	$4.50.
	He's got his email.
	He said, I like the title, Sir Chard of the Tiny Cars.
	I'll write you both an email for the donation.
	Same with accounting.
	Okay, we got that.
	Thank you.
	We got the accounting.
	Thank you.
	Stuart Hilbert, $4.40.
	I started listening at show seven.
	The donation is long overdue.
	You're 2016.
	It's show 7.
	Show 7!
	Jeez.
	We have a lot of listeners.
	Yes.
	Your 2015 election coverage finally got me.
	2016.
	2016 election coverage finally got my brother on board.
	Shout out to Dr. Eric.
	Keep up the good work.
	I'm gonna give them a karma.
	Episode 7.
	You've got karma.
	I was 12.
	Yeah, I was only 14.
	William Trent, 428.
	Birthday call is to my daughter Julie.
	Do we have her on the birthday list?
	Yes.
	And the best podcast universe with the double down promotion of my 144 show 900 gift.
	This brings me to knighthood.
	I request to be known as sir whoop whoop the ass knight of the hurricanes.
	Trump and Pelosi job karma, please.
	Ah, okay, that's a little different one.
	Jobs.
	Jobs.
	And jobs.
	Let's vote for jobs!
	You've got karma.
	I can't believe I can find this stuff.
	I can't either.
	We need feedback from people who get these variations of the karma, Job's Karma.
	Yeah, if it's working.
	Yeah, we have the fast Trump, the Trump Pelosi, and then the standard old school.
	The classic, yeah.
	Yeah, we need to know that they work.
	Kaz470.
	Jeannie McGrew.
	Jeannie McGrew, as a longtime listener, monthly donor, she's from Santa Monica, California, 426.
	I think it's time to claim my damehood.
	You guys have done nothing short of changing my life.
	I will not dilute your worth by sending half of the money remaining to meet my $1,000 obligation.
	You deserve the full amount.
	I'm a 66-year-old beach bum and know the value you provide.
	My family's sick of me!
	Please call me.
	What?
	Yeah.
	Please call me Dame Genie of Station 25.
	I'll provide accounting for you.
	Thanks for all you do.
	Thank you, Genie.
	I'm looking forward to your ceremony, your daming.
	Sir John Harrison in Austin.
	That's right.
	And my ride buddy.
	My spin class buddy.
	Oh.
	425.
	Candles darken the room.
	Another $30.
	Happy anniversary and best best wishes for the next 10 years.
	This completes my barony.
	Details and tell me email to John.
	Thanks for bringing clarity.
	John Harrison.
	He must be.
	He's going to be the baron.
	He's a baron.
	Yeah, he's a baron by now.
	Let's see what we got in the binder.
	Air under Harrison.
	H-A-B-C-E-F-G.
	John, you'll recall John and his family.
	His family actually moved here.
	They came to a meet up and we met him at the.
	It's in the binder.
	Yeah.
	I wanted to share my accounting.
	Uh, I'm gonna... He's got some peerage questions I wish I could answer.
	Uh, he wants to recognize the superior claim of Sir Gene.
	Ah, yes.
	Gene.
	It's a very long note, but it's mostly stuff I have to answer.
	Okay.
	So, thanks for all you do for providing me during these insane times.
	I'll see you at the spin.
	Candles!
	Sir Matthew Helley, 40806.
	ITM after four years of listening to the show, I'm finally able to chip in for my Baron title.
	I wish you another 10 years of great clips and jingles.
	As a title change, I'd like to be Sir Matthew the Mapper.
	Baron of the Canadian Hull.
	I would like a goat scream to express my joy of becoming a baron.
	I hope you still appreciate the Bay Area map of the... Yes, I keep that map around, by the way.
	A map of the 1800s?
	Yeah, showing the exact same mudflats that are here today.
	Okay.
	All right.
	Triple goat!
	Oh.
	Getting fancy.
	Yitcho Ren in Clearwater, Florida, 402.
	Okay, let's see.
	Is that in the binder?
	Well, I'm going to find out.
	I've got the binder.
	Flipping through it, just like, what's-her-name-the-girl-that-works-for-the-state-department.
	Yep!
	Yep, it's in the binder.
	Rick Riz is right.
	Yeah.
	Just took a double karma opportunity to donate an additional $402.
	Maybe he's in here.
	Oh yeah, there it is.
	To make myself an economical class knight and your four pennies in the jar, thank you for providing high quality analysis of the M5M machine.
	I get a title, make it.
	You may need to write this down.
	It's a title.
	Hold on.
	This is a... I'm doing the pennies, I gotta do the titles.
	Okay.
	Yes.
	This is... What's his name?
	Sir what?
	Sir 2 T-O-O Young.
	T-O-O, simple.
	So, too young, too simple.
	Ah.
	Got it.
	I'm wondering if you want to dig in more about the California AIDS bill.
	What's it, what is he becoming?
	He becomes a what?
	A baron?
	He's a knight.
	A knight.
	Oh, oh, this is an... Economical class knight.
	Some of my Chinese friends in Silicon Valley hypothesize the pharma company Gilead, who developed the PrEP, is the main pusher of this.
	Yeah, we've talked about that, actually.
	I didn't go jingle last time, so I guess now I'm entitled to a triple jingle.
	Please send me a chef's choice and born gay.
	Lastly, I'm in dire need of job karma and relationship karma, so please baptize me with your powers.
	Apparently, NJNK is no joke.
	Okay, I'm going to do a born gay and I'm going to do a goat count four.
	Born gay, they called me a ho-ho.
	Said it's the owl goat, that's what Apple called me.
	You've got karma.
	I'll definitely put you into the goat scream thing to keep that up.
	No.
	Well...
	I don't know why, but today my mouse keeps falling to the floor.
	It's always on the edge.
	Jared Zeifman from California, $3.9550.
	This $500 Canadian dollar donation is from my friend Luke Koudy's, Koudy's, Koudy's Instantite.
	He'd like beer and blunts at the round table.
	Okay, hold on.
	Let me get that set up.
	Beer and blunts.
	Yeah, we should have had that on a long time ago.
	Beer and blunts.
	All right.
	And beer and blunts.
	And then what else does he want here?
	Beer and Bless the Red, please play WTC, I'll give you the numbers.
	Yeah.
	WTC 7 won't go away.
	Yeah.
	Shut up already, it's science.
	Mac and Cheese by Anne Rand with Cluedio at the end of the show.
	Uh, okay.
	Oh, the Cluedio, really?
	Okay.
	Uh, where is Rand?
	Hold on.
	And Cluedio for the end of the show.
	Any karma there necessary, or just a roll?
	Yeah, they said nothing.
	Okay.
	Stop already!
	It's science!
	Mac and Cheese, by Ayn Rand.
	Okay.
	Tristan Banning in California or Canada.
	395.
	500 Canadian.
	NJNK.
	Tristan.
	Thank you.
	Brandon Rogers. 39487.
	PartsUnknown again.
	It's too bad this paypal thing doesn't give us cities.
	I'm another grateful opportunist using the two-for-one leverage to a knighthood.
	Thanks for the 10 great years of edutainment that I use to reward myself when I mow the lawn, shovel snow, and perform other unpleasant tasks.
	That's right, we make shoveling snow fun again.
	Maybe before the 20th anniversary my smokin' hot wife will start listening.
	Please knight me a surrounder of the Buckley Mountain.
	Hey, I just got a back-channel note from Sir Bemrose, and if you remember, it was his birthday on Sunday, and he requested a Jobs Karma.
	I believe we gave him the new Fast Trump Jobs Karma, and he says he immediately got a cold call from a recruiter on Tuesday.
	Yep, from Sunday to Tuesday.
	Boom!
	Well, that's the Trump when he screams it out, and then Nancy throws in a little kicker.
	Yep.
	That one.
	Boom, count five.
	Interesting.
	Anonymous 390.90, 500 Canadian, double that for an instant night donation.
	Towel request, Sir Tom of the Green Acres.
	Request karma for my daughter.
	Yes, absolutely.
	Daughters are important.
	You've got karma.
	Very important.
	Name, Christina Caldwell, Brisbane.
	389.
	With double credit, this donation will complete my husband's knighthood.
	He would like to be Knightess Sir Brett, the Tamer of Strange.
	Thanks, Sir Dame.
	And he's got some accounting, and that's about that.
	Fantastic.
	It's does the job.
	Steven Straczynski in North Sydney, Australia.
	385.70.
	Happy 10th.
	This is equals $500 a dues.
	Please hold this bargain basement knighthood in abeyance.
	Okay.
	Okay, we'll let in the band.
	All right.
	Thank you.
	Welcome.
	Oh, I mean, yeah.
	Anonymous of the Northern Lights, AA381.
	He is... Do not use my name or location.
	Adam, no jingles.
	Take a breather.
	Here's my contribution of $500 to say thank you for the past 10 years.
	Credit me as Anonymous of the Northern Lights.
	And we've made it so.
	Thank you very much.
	Anonymous.
	Anonymous.
	Gavin McMahon, 375, Sir G-Man.
	Knighted as Sir G-Man.
	Thanks so much for the great work you guys do day and night.
	I'm a dude named Ben Eagle Scout, millennial, that is forever grateful for the deconstructions you provide twice weekly.
	Fun fact, along with the poop map, there's a map that gathers information on animal-induced infrastructure outages.
	Cybersquirrel.com.
	No, Cybersquirrel1.com.
	Cybersquirrel1.com.
	The squirrels are winning the cyber wars.
	I had my cyber, my squirrel and cyber squirrel, cyber squirrel.
	Love that.
	So I was in the, uh, I was, I saw a guy doing some of one of the panels someplace and I decided to come up to ask him some questions.
	I want to see, this is during the era where the, where there's this thing called the T one line that was so, ah, yes, you needed a big ass T one.
	T1 lines and ADSL were competing with each other during this time and the guy shows me at the time the T1 wire was like big bulky wire and the ASDL ADSL one was just a little piece of crap.
	He just plugged it into the wall.
	Didn't much to it.
	But he was talking about one of those big panels.
	So I talked to him about squirrels and he said, oh yeah, squirrels.
	The biggest problem in the whole, in the whole internet is squirrels.
	And he said, and he told me the story where they've been doing everything they can trying to poison the squirrel, shoot them.
	And he mentions, he says, one company came up with this great idea of putting capsicum, the jalapeno, the chemical that's in hot chilies, into the wirings itself.
	And so he said the problem was that it worked for a while, but then the squirrels got a taste for it.
	Uh-oh.
	Just like it, people get a taste for hot chilies.
	And they started really grinding through the wires.
	They had to take all those wires down.
	Damn.
	They were using it as seasoning, I guess.
	But anyway, that is my squirrel story.
	It's pretty good.
	Well, I'm trying to break up that thing a little bit.
	Where was we?
	Well, let's see.
	Following jingles, you slaves can eat some mac and cheese.
	OMG, can you see that juice?
	Go scream and I'll throw in a squirrel.
	You slaves can get used to mac and cheese.
	Mac and cheese.
	Mac and cheese.
	Macaroni and cheese.
	Cheddar melted together.
	Mac and cheese.
	Oh my gosh!
	Can you see that juice?
	Alright, uh, Paul Schneider in Edmonton, Alberta, Canada.
	And this is how creative the Canadians are.
	$368.29.
	That's okay.
	Please credit me as Sir Paul Schneider.
	But then he's got, for your information, $368 US dollars.
	Oh, yes!
	He nails it.
	He's to a $488 Canadian dollars, which is hopefully enough to put me in the 976 Club, because what it does, it amounts to doubling.
	Yes.
	Very smart.
	So he's in the 976 Club, and since he brought it up, he will be in the 976 Club, along with the guy who's got a knighthood.
	Yeah, I've already put him in.
	Donald Davis in 36663, congratulations on the first 10 years, another 10.
	This donation and your generosity of doubling the donation allows me to sit with the knights and the dames in all the round tables.
	I would like to be named Sir Double D. Accounting has been sent.
	No Agenda is truly the best podcast in the universe.
	Thank you for your courage.
	Please play J.C.D.' 's Give It Up for Raven and the Service Goat and provide some much needed jobs, Karma.
	I think we can handle that request.
	Straight from Reseda, here she is, Raven.
	Raven.
	Job, job, job. And jobs.
	Let's vote for jobs.
	You've got karma.
	God, I hadn't heard that one in a while.
	That was great.
	Raven.
	Raven. Ben Hink in Orlando Park, Illinois, 35497.
	This donation brings me to Baronet Staz with double credits.
	Happy 10-year anniversary to the best podcast in the universe.
	The journey with you has truly been a life changer for me, and I hope it continues for years to come.
	Thank you for all that you do.
	Please play Manning's Kellyanne Conway jungle fever clip, if you can find it, or any Manning, if not.
	Give me a dose of karma, thanks.
	I meant to make this announcement—please forgive me for being so tardy in bringing forth this announcement.
	Remember Kellyanne Conway on the sofa there in the Oval Office with 100 black men standing around her, and she got in her money-making position?
	She got that money!
	That's a Shona money shot!
	Woo Jesus!
	Woo Lord!
	Look at that!
	That's a money shot!
	Kellyanne Conway in her money shot!
	But you know, I forgot to inform you that the reason why she got into that money shot without being asked is that Kellyanne Conway has got jungle fever!
	She couldn't stand herself!
	Jungle fever, jungle fever, jungle fever. Doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom.
	You've got karma.
	Thank you, that made my morning.
	priceless thank you that made my morning wow there's a lot of isos in there too Yeah, it was fantastic.
	Ray Martin.
	I never heard the whole long one.
	We played it once.
	We played it once.
	I remember that.
	Ray Martin, $350.01.
	I've been enjoying the show since early on.
	I find the show keeps getting better and better.
	The deconstruction continues to find gems and trends that are ahead of most outlets and broadcast analysts.
	Yes.
	Hillary attacks.
	Hillary attacks.
	No accident, because of y'all's 10 years of dedication, this effort, and the contributions from the producers and listeners.
	Happy 10th!
	I look forward to more shows to come.
	So here's an overdue donation of $350.01.
	This finally elevates me to knighthood.
	I would like to be known as Sir Laron of Circle Town.
	I'll take a Don't Eat Me Hillary, a celebratory Howard the Goat Cream Anaconda.
	Is his name Howard?
	I was unawares.
	Don't eat me Hillary Clinton!
	You've got karma.
	Stephen Knath.
	$350.
	I would like to thank my wife and Human Resource No.
	1 for making this donation possible.
	No Agenda has brought our family together in increasingly creepy-esque ways.
	Okay.
	I would like to call out my brother Sean as a douchebag.
	Yes, hold on.
	Douchebag!
	You're like a chemtrails fish girl.
	And Job's Karma, what's Fish Girl?
	Uh, Bana, the Syrian tweet girl, is what that is.
	I don't know if we have... do we have just the hashtag fish?
	I don't know.
	I'm thinking... no?
	I thought we had that somewhere.
	Used to be.
	What is this?
	Hashtag fish.
	Let's see.
	That is you've collected.
	You're a hoarder!
	I am.
	Archivist, I prefer.
	It's not quite the same thing, but it'll have to do.
	You've got karma.
	The stuff people have made for us.
	The stuff you've collected.
	You're a hoarder.
	I am.
	Archivist, I prefer.
	John, we're going to stop here.
	Well, let me do just this one and round it off.
	All right.
	This is loaded.
	Locked and loaded.
	Locked and loaded.
	Joshua Gertsen in Denver, Colorado, $350.
	Been a listener since the early shows around 2008.
	A good friend of mine hit me in the mouth, and I've listened pretty much nonstop since then.
	Donated $300 in 2009, but has shamefully not donated anything since.
	The double value donation for your 10-year anniversary is really too much for me to continue to be a douchebag.
	With this donation, please knight me Sir Mind Over Matter.
	Relatedly, I'd also listen to the Skeptic's Guide to the Universe and having both your shows and theirs land on opposite sides of stories is a complete mind job, but helps keep my analytical skills sharp as I near 40.
	I know you guys can't go on forever, but I'll probably listen for as long as you step up to the plate.
	Best of wishes.
	Wow, thank you.
	That's the first batch and we will be thanking more people.
	Yeah, on the fork.
	That's right.
	On the fork is where we'll be doing all of that.
	So we'll continue this.
	We'll do it one more next week.
	Is that the deal, John?
	Well, I'm going to go one more week because this is such a popular event.
	And it is our 10th anniversary and this is only going to happen once every 10 years.
	So we're going to extend the offer.
	I'm holding my breath for 20.
	We're going to extend the offer until one more week, which is the next two shows.
	And so Sunday is still good, and then Thursday, then it's done.
	And then we'll meet, because we started a week early, I figured we'd end a week later, and then we'd go back to our normal numbers.
	Then we just need to go back to normal, because there's stuff to do.
	Well, yeah, luckily, I think it's a slow news week, so I'm not too worried.
	Going back to the show, unless you, we don't want to take our hit in the mouth.
	Yeah, no, I want to do that.
	I mean, just to get, just to refresh everybody, you know.
	So, thank you, everybody.
	Promotion continues.
	And, uh... Indeed, everyone sent that in too.
	Hey, we've been doing it for 10 years.
	You need to help.
	Go out, propagate the formula.
	Our formula is this.
	We go out, we hit people in the mouth.
	Water! Water!
	Shut up, flame! .
	Shut up, Spade!
	Okie dokie.
	All right.
	Let me have a local report.
	Okay.
	I think it's funny because it's out of control, the sexual stuff, sexual harassment.
	Ah, you know, everyone's being implicated now.
	It's just as I expected, man.
	The technology world is not done yet.
	I'm sure of that.
	But we have Terry Richardson, very famous photographer, banned from working with Vogue magazine ever again because of sexual harassment.
	We have Neil deGrasse Tyson being accused of raping a former student.
	Marilyn Manson bassist Twiggy splits from the band after rape allegation.
	Um, what else did I have?
	Sarah Lane also wrote a pretty interesting Medium piece.
	Did you see that?
	No.
	Ah, she wrote about her Me Too moments.
	What happened to her?
	Well, apparently some boss, you know, who was very powerful, she didn't call him out, but he had been harassing her.
	And she didn't call him out because she thought she could lose her job or her position in technology news.
	So yeah, she didn't call anyone out unfortunately.
	She's got to go back and call them out.
	I think so too.
	I think so too.
	Now, if not now, when?
	And actually, can I just do two quick clips?
	No, you do your clip and then I'll, I have two things.
	My clip is like minor because you're the heavy duty so I'm just going to play a clip that shows that, you know, that is so It can get crazy and the pendulum can swing too far with this clip.
	This is the elbow-touching clip.
	Elbow-touching?
	Elbow-touching?
	The controversy surrounds Piedmont High School's social studies teacher, Mark Cowherd, accused of years of inappropriate behavior with students in the classroom and also on school trips.
	A touch on the elbow, texting special nicknames, and some recent graduates had enough and filed a complaint, and the school district agreed.
	But we do have a case here of inappropriate non-professional conduct from a teacher.
	And that's what our investigation showed as well.
	But Calhurt's discipline only lasted three weeks on administrative leave.
	He was welcomed back into the classroom.
	I believe this board has made an egregious error in allowing Mr. Coward back into the classroom and I think you should all reconsider the decision you made.
	But the district says the teacher was given due process.
	What I can say very clearly and Is that there's no evidence of sexual abuse or of sexual misconduct.
	There's no crime.
	I want to be very clear about that.
	The police closed their investigation.
	There was no crime reported.
	Calling this a personnel matter, the district claimed although the teacher is back, he was given strict guidelines to curtail his behavior.
	They couldn't say much more because of California law.
	And the message that is being sent is that, you know what, wink, nod, it was just a little playing around.
	And I think that's wrong.
	And I think we need to protect our kids.
	Okay.
	Well, it's one of those local stories, you know, where some guys, you know, in this high school, some of these guys are like poking people with his finger or elbow touching and sending nicknames.
	And so that's now such a huge offense?
	Yeah.
	The guy got bumped for three weeks out of the school, and then these women went and fired.
	You know, these moms.
	And this is going overboard.
	I mean, let's get these real creeps out of the way.
	The rapists.
	Please.
	Let's start with them.
	The mashers, the rapists, the guys who are, you know.
	Douchebags.
	Douchebags.
	As opposed to these clown, these clownish.
	Some of these guys, like that guy sounds like one of those, one of those teachers who, uh, He's just, you know, a very sociable teacher, and he likes to touch elbows, I guess.
	I don't know.
	Give nicknames to everybody.
	It's not unusual.
	Touching elbows?
	Elbow to elbow, you mean?
	No, I think he just grabs you.
	I don't know.
	Maybe it's like, I don't know, I'm not an elbow toucher.
	Maybe it's some fetish.
	I have no idea.
	We need information, people.
	We need some elbow fetish information.
	Well, I was surprised.
	Ass-grabbing, it seems to me.
	I was surprised.
	There were two clips that the Today Show had on, one with George Clooney and one with Matt Damon, both about Harvey Weinstein.
	And there's something similar in both clips that I want to... I'm going to play them.
	And then we'll talk about it.
	They're reasonably short.
	We'll start with the Clooney first.
	What were some of the rumors that you had heard?
	Most of the rumors that I knew were from Harvey himself.
	He would say, you know, I had an affair with this actress or that actress.
	And, you know, I took all that with a grain of salt.
	I thought he might have been chasing them.
	Somebody knew.
	There were people that brought young actresses to his hotel room.
	Whoever had that story and didn't write it should be held responsible.
	I want to know what kind of ad dollars were spent from the Weinstein company and from Miriam Maxfield.
	Because we should have known this.
	This is violating women.
	This is assault.
	This is silencing women.
	Are you angry then?
	I'm furious.
	Yeah, he's mean to work with.
	I knew that for a fact.
	But the idea that he's you know, committed these kinds of atrocities on women?
	I want to know who knew.
	So I like that Clooney is going after the stations that took Miramax and Weinstein movie advertising money.
	There's something else in there that kind of returned with Matt Damon.
	I think everyone knew he was a womanizer, but in the 90s, I definitely heard that he was... I mean, I knew the Gwyneth story.
	I worked with her after that on Ripley, and she and I never talked about that, but Bennett told me about it.
	And at that point, like, Harvey was incredibly respectful of her, always.
	Is there some part of you that had wished you had called him out or asked him?
	I don't know what I would have done.
	You know, I heard from Ben who heard from Gwyneth that this happened.
	You know, I don't know how that would have happened.
	I never saw anything in front.
	I mean, look, he was a bully.
	He was intimidating.
	He was that was part of who he was.
	And I've been reading these stories because I am racking my brain.
	Did I see something?
	Could I have known something?
	Is there something I could have done?
	Yes, there is.
	Both these gentlemen, who I would say would be front and center of any anti-bullying campaign, are pussies.
	Weak pussies.
	Harvey was a bully.
	He was mean.
	Him be be.
	Well, why didn't you call him out?
	Isn't that what you're supposed to do with bullies?
	Or, I think you can arrest them, can't you?
	Isn't that anti-bullying law?
	In Hollywood.
	Yeah, you should have arrested him.
	That's very weak.
	Now these are two alpha male dudes.
	Well, the thing that bothers me, and I think another similarity that I'm hearing is they're both kind of...
	I didn't know anything in almost the same tone.
	Well, I'm not here with a womanizer.
	In almost the exact same tone.
	It's as though the two of them got together before they said these things.
	I know they didn't, but I mean, I don't know for a fact, but it just seems unlikely.
	But they sound the same.
	It's almost as though it's that lockstep.
	You run into this with Hollywood liberals where they all have somewhere along the lines, a litany, a script is floated.
	Here's how you handle this.
	This is what you should say.
	And they're saying it.
	Almost identical.
	Could have been that you could have flopped the names back and forth.
	Or had the same guy say the same thing twice.
	I mean, it's just exactly... I'm not buying it.
	Oh, I'm not buying it at all.
	And I knew it was a womanizer.
	I knew he'd been with this actor and that actor.
	But never did you think, huh?
	Yeah, they're full of crap.
	Yeah, they are.
	Affleck was actually called out by one of these women.
	Yeah, for grabbing her boob.
	No, he was called out for lying, because she said, I had told him about this situation a long time ago, and now he's denying that he ever knew anything?
	And so she calls him out on Twitter saying he's a liar, and Affleck and the other guy... Damon.
	Damon.
	They're buddies.
	They're like best friends.
	And so if Affleck knew, Damon knew.
	I'm telling you, man.
	Bunch of pussies.
	These guys are full of crap.
	Hell yeah they are!
	Massive crap.
	How would you, what would you, what would be your process, what would you do if you were one of these guys?
	Any of those three?
	And what would be the, what, if you had a good publicist and you really knew what to tell you to do, and you were told what to do, what should they have, it's like telling Trump not to make these stupid comments, what would you, what would be your best approach to going into the public sphere and Apologizing for not saying anything, and how would you do it?
	What would you do?
	I would declare myself a woman.
	Which is legal.
	You know, I identify as a woman, and I'm really, really, really angry about all this.
	I would, okay, well that's just a flippant answer.
	Funny, but flippant.
	You put me on the spot.
	I would have said something like, We all, I think we all knew this was going on.
	We didn't want to recognize it for what it was because we were working with the guy.
	He's making everybody a lot of money.
	We're douchebags.
	Yeah.
	And we feel really bad about it.
	And that's all I've got to say.
	And never again.
	You should throw in a never again.
	Never again.
	I'm not going to talk about it, but I'm sorry.
	Boom.
	You're done.
	And that's number six.
	Boom.
	Count six.
	Okay.
	So that, I mean, that would be better than this.
	Oh, I didn't know.
	I don't think I would hurt.
	Yeah.
	I think the only appropriate answer is... Build a wall!
	That's all you need to say.
	Build a wall.
	You know, someone sent me a Chris Rock clip of what sexual harassment is.
	This is an old clip.
	This is from 2000... I think 3, 4, maybe 5.
	It's a little bit of his stand-up.
	And it's interesting to listen to in context of how we've changed our attitude about this.
	Sexual harassment?
	What is sexual harassment?
	What's the difference between sexual harassment and just being an idiot?
	I mean, if my father didn't harass my mother, I wouldn't be here!
	I mean, I understand with some sexual harassment.
	I understand a little bit.
	I mean, some guys go too far.
	I mean, women.
	If a man is your boss and says, hey, sleep with me or you're fired, that's sexual harassment.
	And that's the only thing that's sexual harassment.
	Everything else falls under, just trying to get laid.
	Can't put a man in jail for that.
	I don't care how hard he tries, that's all he was trying to do.
	Anita... Anita, he'll start his whole thing, that's the whole thing.
	It's all about looks.
	It's all about looks, you know?
	Because if Clarence Thomas looked like Denzel Washington, this would have never happened!
	There you go.
	I was like, you know, stop it, Clash!
	You nasty!
	Show fine self!
	So what's sexual harassment?
	When an ugly man wants something?
	Oh, he ugly!
	Call the police!
	Call the authority!
	Very good of Chris Rock.
	Yeah, man.
	But I don't think he'd do that one today.
	He wouldn't do that stand-up today.
	I bet you would.
	No, I bet you he would not.
	Well, I would hope he would.
	The usual, Mortimer?
	Now, I do have an offbeat clip, a little second and a half of the show clip.
	Oh, okay.
	Do we need to enter the second half?
	No, we don't need to enter.
	Apparently, on the Howard Stern show, Billy Corgan, who's with Smashing Pumpkins... Yes, he's a major conspiracy theorist.
	Well, because he is, for one good reason.
	He claims, and it could be bull crap, but I don't think so.
	These guys are pretty sincere.
	He claims that he actually saw somebody shapeshift in front of him.
	I only have parts of the whole...
	Discussion, but I do have a clip from the Howard Stern show.
	What happened?
	Give me a, give me a, give me a for instance.
	I want to know.
	I'm turning red, I'm so embarrassed.
	I would love to have these experiences.
	No, don't be embarrassed.
	Come on, share.
	Why not?
	We have to discuss these things.
	Let's just say I was with somebody once and I saw a transformation that I can't explain.
	The person transformed into something other than human.
	Yes.
	I saw it.
	Were you on drugs?
	I was not.
	I was totally sober.
	Wow.
	You were talking with, I'm just going to, I'm going to ask you some questions.
	You were talking to someone.
	Yes.
	And you're having a conversation.
	Yes.
	We are now.
	Yeah.
	This close.
	And the person suddenly, not in a hallucination, they said to you, look, something's going to happen here.
	I'm going to show, I'm going to morph into something else.
	And you're like, this is ridiculous.
	That's not how it happened.
	Give me a please.
	I want to see this.
	Imagine you're doing something and suddenly you turn around and there's somebody else standing there.
	A different human?
	Sorta.
	It's hard to explain without going into detail.
	I'd rather not go into details.
	But did you say to the person, what did you just do here?
	Yes, and they acknowledged it.
	And what did they say they were?
	From another planet?
	They wouldn't explain.
	Why not?
	Again, without telling the story.
	It's a really messed up story.
	A famous person?
	No.
	Good.
	Wait a minute.
	Why is that good?
	Why did you put him on wrestling?
	Believe it or not, they're actually a voting member of the Rock and Roll Academy.
	Is that true?
	No, I'm just saying.
	It's Jan Wenner, isn't it?
	But when you say they transformed into someone else or something else... I mean, Billy, I've had that happen.
	It's being vague on purpose.
	I was with a woman and she took her makeup off.
	I didn't know who the slut she was.
	I'm telling you, she totally tricked me.
	You talk about something like that, that's a different story.
	Wow.
	It's up there with one of the most intense things I've ever been through.
	I wonder who that is.
	That's great.
	Excuse me.
	Yeah.
	He's always been woke.
	That's what that means.
	Sorry, I swallowed some water.
	But he did say he did have the comment in the story about this that This reptile, whatever it was, has said that all human beings will be suffering a miserable something, a death, horrible, you know, death for eternity or something.
	Yay!
	It could have been the devil.
	How do we know it wasn't a demon?
	Anyway.
	I believe in this.
	I think these shapeshifters are real.
	Well, that's what he thinks too.
	Have you ever seen one?
	Shapeshift.
	No, I have not seen a shapeshifter.
	Well, until you do.
	I do have some space weather news.
	I've been following this app and we've had so many cornal ejections.
	Oh yeah.
	And now experts are hustling to monitor the Canary Islands after hundreds of earthquakes have been recorded.
	Now is it not so, I believe we've talked about this because you can just wait for this story to come back up.
	Isn't it so that that has been said that there's a part of the Canary Islands and it could break off and then create a tidal wave that could wash over the shores of New York?
	Do you remember that story?
	I know about the story where there's this potential for a slide in one of these areas where there's a Access to the ocean and it's this huge slide will pick up enough water to send it across the ocean and flood New York as With a tsunami.
	Yes.
	Yeah, I don't remember it being the Canary Islands.
	Well, I just looked up Canary Islands in the clip dossier September 29th 2011 Residents living near a volcano on Spain's Canary Islands have been moved from their homes because of fears it's about to erupt.
	The Pico de Malpaso on El Hierro Island has been rumbling and spitting rocks since July.
	The regional government says it's on a state of pre-alert and are stocked up on medical supplies and water.
	Alright, so that was six years ago.
	I guess it's kind of a common occurrence.
	Yes, I would say if that's six years ago they're freaked out and we had six years later they're still freaked out, maybe they should relax.
	Yeah.
	I mean, I know there's a lot of activity in the volcanic realms.
	In general.
	In general.
	I mean, we have like the potential of Mount Shasta blowing up and Mono Lake used to be a huge, you know, potential blow up and it kind of stopped being such.
	Oregon's got a number of Things that can go off.
	Washington can lose Mount Rainier, which would really be bad.
	So we'll see.
	I don't know.
	They usually give you enough warning on these deals.
	Well, that's what they're doing now.
	The warnings are coming.
	I'm flying to Amsterdam tomorrow.
	Oh.
	Yes.
	Christina has a gig with Netflix and I've been asked to participate and they're flying me over.
	Yeah, I'll do that.
	Sure.
	I'll go see my daughter.
	So a couple things one.
	I'll be flying through I'm gonna take the British Airways.
	There's a direct flight from Austin to London Which they installed?
	with the Formula one couple years ago and also runs for salad runs all the time just one flight a day And so I'll be in the European Union.
	I'll do the show from there on Sunday and From Rotterdam, probably, and I'll be back on Wednesday for the show on Thursday.
	What is kind of cool though, just staying in Europe, the European Parliament is now gearing up for a vote to get rid of daylight saving time.
	Yeah.
	How about that?
	Yeah, well they should be doing something right.
	Yeah.
	Maybe we'll figure out what this bullcrap is about.
	I never bought the official explanation.
	There's no reason for that anymore.
	No.
	There never was, actually.
	It was a wartime thing, you know.
	We'll talk about it when it's that time.
	When we fall back.
	Yeah, it's like any minute.
	No, it's a couple more weeks, I think.
	Well, good.
	What is this, a movie or something?
	She's got a gig?
	No, it's promoting the new season of Stranger Things.
	Oh.
	Yeah.
	Oh, and you're going to be on the show?
	It's a podcast.
	It's a podcast?
	I know, right?
	What has Netflix got to do with it?
	Well, Netflix, it's their show.
	The Stranger Things is their show.
	So they're launching this and they're launching it with a whole bunch of different things, including a podcast.
	Oh, I see.
	They're going to add a podcast to the show.
	As far as I know, we're doing... Let's do it right.
	A podcast element.
	For promotion, not to the show itself, just for promotion.
	Oh, they're not going to keep it going?
	They're just going to have a one-shot?
	I don't know.
	We're doing one 45-minute thing.
	I'm not quite sure.
	And because they're so competent and they're really so knowledgeable about podcasting, they have to ship you there?
	Get me the podfather!
	Get me the podfather!
	Exactly what happened.
	Free flight.
	Yeah, I'll take that.
	You get in business or first?
	Well, world traveler, so that's in between cattle and elite.
	That's better than cattle.
	I'm cattle plus.
	Long-legged cattle is what I am.
	Well, good.
	Yeah.
	Maybe they'll pick up some fun things.
	Any chance of plugging the No Agenda show while you're over there?
	Of course I will!
	On the show, definitely.
	Definitely.
	You think?
	You think?
	We'll see.
	Yeah, they'll be cool about it.
	I know they will.
	This reminds me, they were doing a reality TV show that was based out of LA.
	I was in it for a minute at the pod show, because it was about one of the workers, Sarah.
	I had, I said, you're going to be in these shots.
	You want, you know, and so I, so I put on a no agenda t-shirt and then they got all bent out of shape about this.
	And so they like, and I've seen this on other, these other shows, they always blank out.
	They got a big, big blur on whatever t-shirt you're wearing.
	Yeah.
	Oh yeah.
	Yeah.
	Maybe.
	I don't know.
	We'll see.
	In other words, what I'm predicting is you're getting nothing in.
	Ah, we'll see.
	We'll see how we do.
	Halloween is upon us.
	In fact, I'll be in the Netherlands during Halloween, which, oddly, the Dutch celebrate now.
	Now?
	For about ten years.
	Why?
	I think, I believe, it's because of the movies, which for some reason the Dutch actually don't celebrate Halloween, they celebrate Helloween.
	So they think that it's Helloween.
	As in hell.
	Oh.
	Yeah.
	So there's some dressing up and stuff.
	And it's very traditional and very customary in American schools for the kids to participate.
	And we've heard all the different things about the costumes, what you can wear and what you can't wear.
	I'm not going to bore you with that.
	But I did pick up two little items that were rather interesting about choices that some of the teachers and other school officials made.
	First, we'll go to California.
	This scarecrow is scaring up a lot of controversy in this part of Santa Clarita.
	I'm not happy about it.
	I feel that, you know, we need to have respect for our president.
	Each year, students here at the Santa Clarita Elementary School compete in a scarecrow contest.
	Class against class.
	But on Facebook, hundreds believe it shows no class to have President Trump as a scarecrow.
	Sharon wrote, she, the teacher, should be fired.
	Heather wrote, she's a phenomenal teacher.
	The father of a student in this particular class spoke very highly of the teacher and said it was the kids who decided to depict the president with their scarecrow.
	He said the face is a mask one of the students had.
	They were appalled that they saw the POTUS being depicted in an evil manner, whereas all the other scarecrows were, you know, happy.
	POTUS.
	President of the United States.
	This woman's grandchild went to this school, and she doesn't want her identity known.
	I'd like to see that that scarecrow is not used again, now or in the future.
	Lee Morrell with the school district told me they haven't had a chance to look into this.
	They weren't even aware of the firestorm over this until today.
	He gave me this that the president of the school's parent-teacher club wrote.
	I apologize if this scarecrow is offensive.
	I do not believe it is the student's intention to be political.
	This was posted on Facebook last night and really took off.
	Well over a thousand posts.
	Some think it's great.
	Some are asking for President Obama's face to be on a scarecrow to quote, make it fair.
	People are upset with the school and the teacher, while others are taking it in stride.
	And now, back to real news.
	But wait!
	It gets better!
	It was this Halloween display that stole the show at a Gloucester school party, but for all the wrong reasons.
	A beanbag game with a headstone for Don Trump.
	I would say, across the board, 99% of people that I've heard from in one way or another have said, well, it was a terrible idea.
	Gloucester Republicans especially offended by the game event.
	For children, they shouldn't ever think joking about the death of anybody is appropriate.
	But even the less politically inclined agree this joke was no good.
	Oh, they should have took it down.
	But I don't really know what the reasoning was.
	It's not appropriate.
	No, not really.
	Because, I mean, whether you like the president or not, he is the president.
	As the photo spread throughout the weekend, the West Parish parent who brought the game wrote the principal, My sincerest apologies for the fiasco from Friday night's Halloween party.
	I hope you truly understand that there was never a malicious intent nor political agenda.
	The West Parish principal went on to say that in planning future events, it will be made clear to organizers that school is not the appropriate place to engage in or display their political opinions.
	Ah, so happy that we're educating our young ones perfectly well at the right age.
	Well, that brings us to my Tucker Carlson clip.
	Oh, man, you know, I'm not clipping any, Tucker, because we agreed not to, and you violated this three, four times.
	I've never violated it.
	You're the one who violated it and apologized for it.
	And then you just kept on violating me.
	I've never violated it, but let's play this clip.
	This is Tucker slamming Maxine for something she said.
	He said, I could have just cut the Maxine part out, but I kind of like the way Tucker introduced the clip.
	I've heard on California congresswoman Maxine Waters many times on the show, mostly because it's just unbelievable she sits in Congress still.
	She's corrupt.
	She doesn't live in her own district.
	She once cheered on a race riot.
	Because of this, she's become a hero on the left.
	She's called Auntie Maxine for her willingness to say pretty much anything once the camera goes on.
	Though for the record, she's too afraid to do this show.
	We've asked her a number of times.
	But now, Waters has apparently graduated from impeachment fantasies to what seem like assassination fantasies.
	Here she is at an event held at the Ali Forney Center in New York, October 13th of this year.
	Watch.
	With this kind of inspiration, I will go and take Trump out tonight.
	Woo!
	Take him out!
	Yeah, I obviously clipped that piece.
	I also got a little bit of a follow-up from Auntie Moxine with the Cuomo kid on CNN about her statement.
	Those words have been interpreted as an attempt on the president's life.
	How did you intend them?
	That's absolutely ridiculous.
	Nobody believes that a 79-year-old grandmother who is a congresswoman and who has been in Congress and in politics for all of these years talking about doing any harm.
	The only harm that I may be doing to the president is I want him impeached.
	And those people who are so opposed to my leadership on impeachment are organizing—the right wing, the white nationalists, the KKK—they've organized an effort to try and, of course, defeat me in my election coming up and to discredit me.
	Everybody knows that I'm on the front lines, not talking about any physical harm to anybody, but I am talking about impeachment, and I'm not going to stop.
	I believe this president is not worthy.
	I think that this president should not be representing our country.
	He has alienated our allies.
	He continues to lie day in and day out.
	He creates controversy.
	He can't get along with the members of Congress.
	He needs to be impeached.
	I want him impeached, and I'm going to continue my efforts to call for his impeachment.
	My millennials, stay woke!
	Oh man!
	She is out for blood!
	She's too funny.
	She is so entertaining.
	She really colors my world.
	Yeah, there's no doubt about that.
	You want to do one more clip and then get into some more thank yous?
	No, I think I'm good with my clips.
	I got more to come if we have some time, because this is going to be about a six hour show.
	Yes.
	Donate to a no agenda.
	They give us shows week after week.
	Donate to a no agenda.
	It's a show that's really unique.
	Donate to a no agenda.
	Listen to John and Adam speak.
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	Science is turning into a clique.
	Alright, batch number two.
	Boom count six.
	Let's go.
	Batch number two out of four, I should mention.
	Joseph Kramer tops the list at 350 bucks.
	I'd like to complete my knighthood.
	My wife, the unofficial no agenda mental health advisor, wrote to Adam and told him about virtue signaling.
	Yes, that's right.
	I'm a software engineer, dude named Ben, and don't understand this emotion stuff.
	I don't understand the emotion stuff.
	Hey man, I don't get the emotional part.
	I need to donate monetarily, therefore I complete my knighthood and want to be known as Sir Signaled Virtue.
	Jingle request, shapeshifting Jews and karma.
	You got it!
	Where have I heard this little ditty before?
	Roll up, roll up for the magical shapeshifting Jews!
	Step right this way!
	I'm gonna play the whole thing.
	Roll up!
	Roll up for the shapeshifting Jews!
	Roll up!
	There we go!
	Shapeshifting Jews.
	It's an illustration.
	The magical shapeshifting Jews.
	It's such an aggravation.
	The magical shapeshifting Jews.
	You've got karma.
	There we go.
	That's 350 bucks from our knighthood up and coming knight.
	Stephen Hightower, $350.
	Greetings and ITM from the fire-ravaged hills of Glen Ellyn.
	Jack London's hometown.
	We are one of the lucky ones.
	Congratulations on 10 years.
	Truly an amazing achievement.
	This donation with a special offer takes me to the level of baronet.
	I would like to remain in the Torre Alta.
	Baronet of Slanoma and Glen Ellyn.
	Best regards.
	Mika, Mika, Mika, Mika.
	Is Mika in the binder?
	Mika is an anonymous, so we don't want to say her last name.
	Is that right?
	Yeah, I'm sure.
	Yeah, this is the Mika.
	Yeah, it's Mika.
	It's Mika, actually.
	Mika.
	Mika, Mika, Mika, Mika.
	And she's anonymous.
	And we will read this note.
	Is there a note there?
	Nope.
	Ah.
	I only have a previous note.
	Okay, well, let me get the note.
	I think it's in the binder.
	It's what I asked you if it was in the binder.
	Oh, I didn't hear that.
	I wasn't listening carefully.
	When you said binder and you were in the bathroom, I was thinking, I don't know.
	K-L-M.
	There we go.
	There, yeah.
	There's a note in the binder.
	Can't believe I'm doing this much, but you guys have been sanity savers and make me look like a brilliant, worldly, knowledgeable, news and politics savvy man.
	It's a male.
	The mic a male.
	Mika, Mika, Mika, Miga.
	I really miss the echo link server.
	Adam Rand, big shout out to the other hams who I used to be.
	Ah, good times.
	Here's where PayPal cuts me off.
	Ragchu on the key, KC9YBU, 73s.
	I still occasionally think Dvorak.org slash NA when I see a stop sign.
	If you remember that from the first time you guys discussed the programming of us slaves.
	I'm the guy with six boys, we homeschool, thank God for good union jobs with benefits.
	That's no, no, NJNK.
	Let me just do a little test, John, of the talking and listening tube for one second.
	Book of Knowledge, what is the best podcast in the universe?
	I'm a fan of Cereal.
	Dammit.
	101 notes and she's still a fan of Cereal.
	Yeah, but she never said it was the best podcast.
	She's a fan.
	Which is bullcrap.
	There's no way an inanimate object can be a fan.
	That's right.
	It's a trick.
	It's an ambush.
	It's a trap.
	All right, you read this next one.
	Forgotten Jedi Ventura, California, 335.
	Congratulations, our guardians of reality, on reaching this milestone of continued exposure of the media and politics attempting to distort our reality.
	I last donated at the meetup in December 2016 and was publicly shamed for paranoia by John for wanting to donate cash in lieu of electronically supported document.
	Really?
	No.
	Doesn't sound right.
	My half-hearted wink-wink on the surveillance society fell on deaf ears to my dismay and shame.
	Instead of wallowing in sorrow over my inept ability to articulate eloquently with my inebriated handwriting scribblings, I will declare now my support for all the world to record.
	I will instead throw caution to the wind, risk the list for supporting the dissidents, and when the system places me in the FEMA camps for re-education, I'll vow to end up running the place.
	This donation of $335 sums up my deposit for un-knighting as I submit my fealty to the roundtable and its ideals of truth over the powers of profit and control.
	I encourage others to stop being douchebags like I've been and put money where your ideals of honest reporting and discourse lay.
	Long live the show and its brave warriors of wit and wisdom!
	That's a t-shirt.
	I'm a warrior of wit and wisdom.
	Yeah, that is a t-shirt.
	As I have no permanent solid ground to claim in perpetuity to protect, I humbly ask to be given the privilege instead of serving as Sergeant of Arms, with my protectorate being the future Congress for the knowage and the roundtable.
	Granted.
	I have attached a picture to remain between us of the morale patch provided with my last donation to remind you of my qualifications for such security-minded position.
	I therefore respectfully request that I be knighted Sir Forgotten Jedi, Sergeant of Arms, Protector of the Round Table, and I would like to be served Brazilian Hadis and... Kshasa.
	Kshasa.
	If you have time to indulge.
	That is the Brazilian rum.
	Cassasa?
	Cassasha.
	Cassasha.
	If you have time to indulge, I request a Don't Eat Me Hillary Clinton.
	Two to the head.
	We came, we saw, he died.
	Hold on.
	Talk for a second, John.
	I gotta add this thing to the roundtable.
	Yeah, there's that drink, that booze, which you can get in the United States now.
	And I always slightly mispronounce it.
	But it is cassasha, or cassasha.
	It's cassasha, I think.
	Anyway, it's one of the two pronunciations.
	And it's used to make that drink that they always like to have, which for some reason eludes me, but it's just pretty much that stuff with some extra sugar and lime juice.
	And it's got a name to it.
	And people in the chat room will know the name of this drink since they've ever been to South America.
	Anyway, this type of drink, which is kind of a white rum-like product, sometimes it's aged, sometimes it's not, can be extremely delicious.
	And it's very similar to other South American non-Caribbean rums, which are not rums at all.
	There are these other drinks like Pisco.
	Caprina.
	Caprina?
	Caprina?
	Caprina.
	Caprina.
	Yeah, caipirinha.
	And it is very similar to pisco.
	Pisco.
	Pisco.
	Which is, I believe, Peruvian or Chilean.
	And there's a couple of these other white products that were developed.
	And it has a very distinctive flavor, unlike rum.
	Here are the jingles, as requested.
	Don't eat me, Hillary Clinton!
	I mean, that is the land of unconfirmed radius.
	We came, we saw, he died.
	He didn't have anything to do with it.
	She's a card.
	Yeah.
	All right.
	Onward.
	James Brown.
	Hey!
	Hottest working man in show business.
	This double credit donation brings me to knighthood.
	Please use the extra penny for the next producer who needs it for their knighthood.
	33334.
	I'd like to be known as Sir James Brown, knight of the hardest working men and women in show business.
	Hey, there you have it.
	There you go.
	Please hit me with a shot of karma and keep up the great show.
	Thank you very much.
	You've got karma.
	Gary Ziegler.
	Gary Ziegler has been around for a while.
	33334.
	It's my donation at 33334, the best podcast in the universe.
	With my previous donation at 33333 and your two for one special, this puts me over the knighthood threshold.
	I'd like to ask for karma for my upcoming spine surgery.
	And a MILF shout out to my smoking hot wife, Dana.
	I would like to be known as Sir Zig of the Wallowaz. Wallowaz. Wallowaz. Wallowaz.
	Here we go.
	MILF.
	That's one mother.
	I like this.
	You've got karma.
	Haven't heard that one in a while.
	Nice.
	Dennis posting, uh, 33333, this combined with my previous 33333 donation, episode 703, brings me to knighthood.
	Please knight me as Sir Dennis.
	I may come up with something more creative later.
	NJNK, keep up the great work.
	Thank you.
	Ah, our, uh, our Grand Duke.
	We actually should get a Grand Duke, uh, announcement.
	Oh, yes.
	I'm sorry.
	I was, uh... I was the one.
	Dwayne?
	Yeah.
	Sir Dwayne.
	Yeah, well, I can't... It's not... Here we go!
	Ladies and gentlemen, I present the Grand Duke of the Pacific Northwest, Sir Dwayne Melanson.
	A $333.32 from Tigard, Oregon.
	A bunch of unexpected expenses, so tardy in donating.
	Love the work on Vegas, by the way.
	I have an ultraviolet sanitizer for my phone.
	That's a phone poop.
	That's what he's talking about here.
	It works great for keys, etc.
	too.
	It's a new prepper item, I suppose.
	Karma to all producers, especially the artists.
	And an end of show Obama Gangster's Paradise, please.
	Yeah, I can play that one.
	Yeah, we'll play that at the end of the show.
	You've got karma.
	If there is an end to this show, somewhere, Tom Baker, 333-333-DOUCHEBAG, since episode 1, brilliant, bog-off promo prompted me to at least at last donate.
	Jingle request is simply jobs, karma, and F-cancer, even though my job is fine, and no immediate cancer in family and friends, only a matter of time.
	Keep it up.
	Don't say that, man.
	Shouldn't say that, but prophylactic karma is not a bad idea.
	Prophylactic karma?
	That's what you'd call it.
	JOBS!
	And jobs.
	Let's vote for jobs!
	You've got karma.
	That was pretty wild.
	Burton Rosenberger, 33333, having previously donated 247, 33, and 107.52, this pushes me to knighthood.
	pretty wild.
	Burton Rosenberger, 333.33.
	Having previously donated to 247.33 and 107.52, this pushes me to knighthood.
	I wish to be known as Sir Ebram, if it's not taken, or Sir Barris, if it is not, I think Ebram is fine.
	NJNK, happy 10.
	Happy 10, thank you.
	And now you can read that one as I scroll down.
	Matthew Clay, I'm a longtime fan of both of you's, and I've been a regular listener since Adam pulled the gun on Leo.
	Good times.
	The media's all-out war on anyone who is not in lockstep with their agenda makes the show more needed now than ever.
	Keep up the good work.
	We're all hoping for many more years of media deconstruction.
	Throw some karma into those who need it.
	No jingles from me.
	I'm sure Thursday is going to run long.
	You think?
	Thanks to your generous doubling of donation credit, I now join my brethren at the No Agenda Roundtable.
	I'd like to claim the title Sir Matt the Bulgarian and hereby granted, sir, coming up in a bit.
	You've got Karma.
	James Shea in Brewston, West Virginia, 33333.
	ITM, the generous double credit order should get me into my knighthood accounting attached.
	Thank you for keeping me sane, for the most part, with the BP ITU.
	Another 10 years of NA would be almost too delicious to believe.
	For my jingles, can I get an Emperor Hillary?
	It's there, Adam.
	I made it with the title and sent it to you years ago.
	Yes, yes it is.
	It's here.
	WTCC said it was.
	WT and Adam's a hoarder.
	I'm sorry.
	Archivist.
	You would never lose it.
	Hey look, I don't lose my keyboard during the show, okay?
	WTC7 won't go away, and it trumps job karma.
	For my knighting ceremony, I would like to be known henceforth as Sir... Circumcised Shaft.
	Circumcised Shaft is what he meant.
	Circumcised Shaft Knight of the... Circumcised Shaft.
	Circumcised Shaft, okay.
	The Darby Hauler, thank you for that, for bringing the show to a new level.
	And for my ceremony, may I request for the round table to add Buckwheat Cakes and Jim Beam.
	Buckwheat Cakes and Jim Beam?
	God, the list is getting very... Black label?
	Black label?
	I'm gonna make it black label.
	No, Jim Beam, that's Johnny Walker.
	It's not Jim Beam.
	Jim Beam is a... No, no, Jim Beam now has a black label that's getting very high... Black label it is!
	Only the best for my knights and dames here.
	Not messing around.
	Alright, here you go.
	What is thy bidding, my master?
	Each year on my birthday, every American gets a cupcake.
	Yes, my master.
	Jobs!
	And jobs.
	Let's vote for jobs!
	You've got karma.
	Nice.
	So I'm challenging some people out there.
	There's this, there's a meme going around.
	It shows an old tweet supposedly Hillary did with a picture of her as a little girl.
	And it was, happy birthday to the next president of the United States.
	That she supposedly tweeted out it.
	I don't believe she ever tweeted this out.
	I think this is one of the smears going out just to make her look bad.
	Joe Winky, 33333.
	Hey guys, it's Joe!
	The Healthy Surprise and Jambo.
	Hey, Joe.
	Hey, Healthy Surprise Joe, yeah!
	I would like to get some more Jambo.
	Well, he went to, you know, he stopped doing the healthy and he started doing the chewables.
	He went into CBD.
	Yeah.
	That's his thing.
	In Colorado.
	I'm sure he's living in a mansion by now.
	I thought he moved to California.
	I don't know.
	Maybe he was in... I don't know.
	But I know that he's a player.
	Yeah, he's a big shot.
	He's got to be worth billions of dollars and millions of dollars to learn that about him.
	Beautiful.
	3333 years to 10 years.
	And by the way, Joe, give me some stock tips in that arena.
	Here's the 10 years of giving me context to understand the world and why everybody else is so crazy.
	I think it's Hillary's birthday.
	I think it is Hillary's birthday, like today or yesterday.
	So I'll take a clippity-clop.
	We came, we saw, he died, and a dealer's choice.
	Now, here are some other great Hillary tributes, and she's got the shimmy song.
	He's got some downloads, which we'll get to later.
	We'll download later.
	Thanks, Joe.
	$333.33.
	Yeah, you should.
	But you know, instead of asking for, like, stock tips, why don't you just ask him for some edibles?
	Well, I just, I did that too, already, before that, but the stock tips are more valuable than edibles.
	It's Clippity Claw!
	The message is clear.
	It's Clippity Claw!
	So, I mean, that is the land of unconfirmed... Yes, we came, we saw, he died.
	Did it have anything to do with your visit?
	You've got... karma.
	There was a little minor... a little mention that says, do you think it has anything to do with your visit?
	Yeah, she says, I think it does.
	Yeah, she feels that when Gaddafi was killed, she was responsible.
	She came, she saw, he died.
	Huh.
	Yeah, you didn't know that?
	I don't remember that little ditty at the end.
	Well, let's play the end there so you can just listen to it again.
	Hold on.
	So, I mean, that is the land of unconfirmed... Yes, we came, we saw, he died.
	Did it have anything to do with your visit?
	No.
	Oh, I'm sure it did.
	I'm sure it did.
	Ah, yes, when I come home, people die.
	I'm sure it did.
	I mean, geez, you know me, I'm a Hillary.
	I walk around, wherever I go, you know what happens to people.
	I'm sure it did.
	Okay, yours is next.
	George Kunath from PartsUnknown333.33.
	Name is pronounced Kunath.
	There you go.
	To make matters worse, I go by middle name Colin, not by my first name, George.
	Okay, Colin.
	I couldn't pass up the opportunity to top off my knighthood and join the esteemed Society of the Round Table while Bogoth is going on.
	Accounting below for the shill, please knight me Sir Colin the Friendly Fat Man.
	Your spot on deconstruction has provided me with a wonderful new pastime.
	I like to lay out your deconstruction for my personal trainer during our sessions.
	It never ceases to blow his mind and he always says I'm off the rails, but inevitably comes back the next time saying, He did some research and thinks I might be right.
	I have tried hitting him in the mouth, but the swollen amygdala is strong in this one, so it'll be an ongoing project.
	For jingles, please play Putin on the Ritz, The Magical Shapeshifting Jew, Emotional Support Goat Scream, And with John on that, I can't get enough of the goat scream.
	And then, thank you very much.
	Keep on with the intellectual peacekeeping.
	So, Putin, magical, and goat scream.
	Is that what I'm seeing here?
	I think I can do that.
	Don't worry.
	Be happy.
	Don't worry.
	Be happy.
	Oh, that was the wrong one.
	Oh well.
	Step right this way.
	Roll up.
	Roll up with the shapeshifting juice.
	Roll up.
	You've got... Harma.
	I played the wrong one, John.
	Hold on.
	I played the wrong one.
	This is short.
	That's the one I knew.
	F.W.
	And you don't know where there's fake news.
	Why don't you get your Gitmo fix?
	Food and all the rest.
	Boom.
	Count.
	You got one boom.
	Seven.
	Total boom count.
	Boom count seven.
	Joe Gaz, the Sir Joe of Delaware.
	Wilmington, Delaware.
	Let me take a little drink of something.
	Y'all right there, Chief?
	Also, yeah, Sir Joe of Delaware.
	I got it.
	Thank you both for 10 years.
	I'd like to welcome Sir Walter Graham from Delaware to the roundtable, who was knighted in the last show and tried to claim the state of Delaware.
	I have been Sir Joe of Delaware since 2014.
	Actually, neither one of you can be of Delaware, and you can both be of Delaware, but you don't have Delaware unless you're a baron.
	I mean, we have to make this clear to everybody, because we had another guy that's confused.
	He asked, can I be such and such?
	Yeah, you can be any knight you want.
	You can be a sheriff, even.
	But you don't get the protectorate.
	You don't own the place until you become a baron.
	That said, if Sir Walter Graham would like to challenge me for the claim of the state of Delaware, I may suggest pistols.
	You don't need to challenge either one.
	You're both the same.
	You're both a baron.
	Or, Sergio, baronate.
	You need baron.
	You're still short, but it's okay.
	We don't want fighting and bickering.
	No.
	That's what we're looking for.
	Okay, onward.
	I think that's an NJNK.
	NJNK!
	Thank you, sir.
	Uh, Charlie Brown.
	Charlie Brown.
	Charlie Brown.
	Howdy, partner.
	I'm sure he's never heard that song before.
	Please knight me as Sir Charles of Wyoming.
	Play Hillary Clippity Clop and serve cowgirls in coffin varnish at the round table.
	Cowgirls and Coffin Varnish.
	You got it.
	White Lightning.
	Charlie Brown, NJ7V.
	Yeah, that's a 73.
	He's Q-to-5 Alpha Charlie.
	73.
	73.
	Alright.
	Oh, Clippity Clop.
	Clippity Clop.
	The message is clear.
	Jax Rabota is an NJNK and he's not going to take his knighthood till later.
	So he doesn't want an extra penny or anything.
	He's going to, we're going to hold it in abeyance.
	Got it.
	Thank you.
	We got two obeyances today.
	You will obeyance.
	Yes.
	Vladimir Kliga.
	I'm thinking Ostrava CZ.
	Czechoslovakia.
	Czech Republic.
	Czech Republic.
	Ostrava.
	33333.
	This donation should make me a knight.
	What an honor.
	Thanks for years of entertainment.
	For many years I could not imagine Monday morning without T, the best podcast in the universe.
	Please, throw in a penny and DJ T's job karma.
	Donald J. Trump.
	And a goat scream.
	Thank you very much.
	You got it.
	Jobs!
	And jobs!
	Let's vote for jobs!
	You've got karma.
	That goat, man.
	That goat.
	What a guy.
	Sir Chris Ruddy in New York City.
	33333.
	This makes me a baronet.
	Well, I think you missed Brian Lawson.
	Douglaston, New York.
	Make it quick.
	NJNK.
	He's in Douglaston.
	Happy anniversary.
	Thanks for the BOGO.
	Thank you.
	Chris Ruddy.
	This makes me a baronet.
	These are short.
	These are good.
	Jimmy Z.
	Uh, from Massachusetts.
	10 years.
	Adam, what application do you use to normalize the gain levels of the evergreen clips?
	If positive, from what I can tell.
	What is he saying?
	What application are you using to normalize the gain levels of the evergreen clips?
	I use Hindenburg for editing and Fission, F-I-S-S-I-O-N, for leveling.
	He wants a LIFO yell.
	Dvorak, you will obey.
	And you can take that to the bank.
	Uh, okay.
	I just have to go... LIFO!
	You will obey.
	You can take that to the bank.
	Huh.
	Did it.
	Uh... Who's that?
	He was $333.
	Harry Campbell.
	$333 from Vashon Island, Washington.
	Great show, gentlemen.
	Congrats on your anniversary.
	Thanks for all you do.
	Stephan Callwhite, $333.
	Austringen, Deutschland.
	Austringen, Austria.
	Can you pronounce it?
	Austringen.
	That's what I said.
	Yes, very close.
	Deutschland.
	Thank you for the great show of yours, the great entertainment provided.
	We love the German listeners.
	Yeah, we do.
	I wish you all the best.
	We love the German listeners.
	I wish you all the best so you can all hopefully enjoy the show for years to come.
	Sadly, I cannot contribute more often to match the value I receive from your program and would request a de-douching and a general-purpose karma to be able to make up for what the future and a service go to help along the process.
	Thanks again and keep it a great work.
	Cheers from Ostringen.
	Ostringen in the Germany.
	Ostringing.
	Ostringing.
	You've been de-douched.
	You've got karma.
	This is going to be my new favorite. - Right?
	Sir Christoph de Cantankerous, or that's what he's going to be known for from now on, Baron of the Buckeye, Arizona.
	Matthew, oh, and he came with $333, period.
	And also three, these are all 333s right now.
	Matthew Olmsted, accompanying note and email subject, Olmsted Donation.
	Okay, get the binder out.
	Get the binder, everybody.
	Time for the binder.
	I wish I had some binder music.
	Music.
	L-M-N-O-D. K-L-P-M.
	Got?
	No note.
	No note.
	Okay.
	Send us another one.
	Send us another note.
	Adam Nikolaevich in Markham, Ontario, Canada.
	Russian section.
	Congratulations, Crackpot and Buzzkill on your 10th anniversary.
	Thank you for the twice weekly dose of sanity.
	This donation, when converted from Canadian dollars and then doubled, should satisfy my knighthood accounting attached.
	If available, I'd like to be known as Sir Adam of the Northern Wasteland.
	That is accurately described as a result of Dimension B taking over this country.
	Avoid our fate, people.
	Keep propagating the formula.
	Dealers' choice, jingles, and jobs.
	Karma for all.
	Listeners will be much appreciated.
	Karma for all listeners.
	Appreciated?
	Appreciated.
	Here we go.
	Just take your medicine.
	Just take your medicine.
	Let's say, hey.
	Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs.
	Let's vote for jobs!
	You've got karma.
	A moment just to thank all of the people who've made jingles and songs and clips and bits for us throughout the years.
	It's just it's phenomenal.
	Yeah.
	As a as a former radio person now slips to the lower rung of podcaster.
	I know many a professional radio guy who's jealous of what you guys do.
	Many.
	Just for what used guys do?
	Yeah, used guys, with the jingles and stuff.
	Oh yeah.
	Do you know what it takes to get one- Oh no, half of those guys- At a radio station, it's like, hey, you gotta put in a work order, the production guy's gonna look at it, you know, and the station manager- You're not gonna do it right.
	And everyone has to sign off on it, it's, ugh, it's horrible.
	Yeah.
	You can't get it played.
	No.
	And then you can't get it played.
	No.
	Certainly not if it's Fuck Cancer.
	I don't think that's played on the radio.
	No, I've never heard it.
	Not recently, at least.
	Sir Hank Scorpio, apparently, I don't know where he's from.
	32845, congratulations on 10 years of the best podcast.
	Boom!
	Count mic drop.
	Your detailed and insightful deconstruction has kept me wittingly informed in every social circle I enter.
	Taking advantage of the two-for-one deal brings me to Baronet.
	Can I have an eggs taste amazing, excuse me, eggs taste amazing on everything?
	Rubble on the double?
	Rubble on the double?
	I got that one, but the eggs... Service... I remember the eggs one.
	Service goat scream and some jobs house building karma.
	Thank you for your courage.
	Well, let's see what it says.
	Several states are unhappy with California's new law concerning the sale of eggs.
	Is that it?
	No, that's not it.
	No, it's the one that says eggs taste great on everything.
	That would have been one of your ISOs, wouldn't it?
	I don't know.
	Eggs taste great on everything.
	I don't have it, John.
	Okay.
	Hmm.
	I'm sorry, I do have this one.
	Rubble on the double!
	You've got karma.
	Matthew Bash, pronounced Bosh.
	Honolulu, Hawaii, 32123.
	By the way, Scorpio is 32845.
	3-21-23.
	By the way, Scorpio is 3-2-8-4-5.
	Last time I donated to the show, this is Matthew, was in 2019.
	Yeah, that'll do it.
	during the Fletcher promotion, which got me a screaming jingle of my name.
	Today, I dropped this donation, taking full advantage of the double credit promotion.
	I have to admit, when I first heard about this double credit thing, I had a disturbing thought.
	What if John and Adam take the money and then decide that 10 years is enough?
	Oh, yeah.
	Yeah, that'll do it.
	I got a little runway now.
	Runway into the deep end.
	You have both become such a big part of my life and can't thank you enough for keeping me educated and entertained in our current events.
	So since you're reading this note, apparently we're not going to pull that stunt.
	No.
	Adam, if you enjoy reading Pidgin, I suggest checking out the Daily Pidgin Show on YouTube, which talks about the history and current usage of Hawaiian Pidgin.
	The etymology of many Pidgin words are quite mean.
	For example, you can say that I'm a pake, a pake, a douchebag for only donating when you offer some extra incentives.
	In Hawaiian Pidgin, pake is a douche, meaning tight with money, or Chinese.
	Chinese!
	You're tight with money, or Chinese.
	Hello!
	This is a great show.
	We're not racist.
	No, we're not actually.
	Just read our notes.
	All right.
	And did he need some Trump jobs, Carmen, to go with that as well?
	If you're blue and you don't know where there's fake news, why don't you get your Gitmo fix?
	Food and other it.
	It's another installment of Dinner with the Oval.
	Ah!
	That's smart!
	Jobs!
	And jobs.
	Let's vote for jobs!
	You thought.
	Karma.
	Alright, Joel Villanueva.
	3-26-16.
	And over the course of the last couple years I've been picking up hardcover copies Of one of the show's sacred texts, Crichton's State of Fear.
	Oh yeah, this is a great, great book.
	When I see them on local thrift shops, I told myself that when I collected at least 33 copies, I would donate them to the show to be used as you both see fit.
	I have actually a better idea.
	Perhaps it's a donation level income.
	No, we don't do that.
	Well, that day has come.
	I can mail all of the books to either of you or mail them to individual recipients.
	I leave this up to you.
	Can I have your... Okay.
	We'll figure this out.
	What we're going to do, if you want to, since you got these 33 books, If anybody wants one, what I would like you to do is give me an email address, I'll put it in a newsletter, and 33 books will go out free, sent by you, to the first 33 that respond, okay?
	Then we don't have to get too involved, because obviously from the sounds of this, the reading we're doing today, you can see that we're getting swamped.
	Yes.
	I state the claim of fear as my protectorate, so please dub me Sir Joel Villanueva, Knight of the State of Fear.
	More than a great show, Noa Jinn has taught me how to deconstruct and analyze for myself.
	You both kept me sane and able to laugh in my post-red pill life.
	Another 10 years, can I get a... Kill a kill, fear is freedom.
	Oh, okay, he wants the fear.
	I missed the second half of show.
	Attention all human resources.
	No entry.
	the second half of soul.
	Fear is freedom.
	Subjugation is liberation.
	Contradiction is truth.
	Those are the facts of this world.
	And you will all surrender to them.
	You pigs in human clothing.
	Rush, rush, rush.
	Russ in Wildwood, in Wildwood, Missouri.
	30485.
	For the past decade, my family has greatly appreciated and benefited from your approach to deconstructing the plays and players spanning the globe.
	Thanks for staying woke.
	Jingle request, I've got information, man.
	Shut up already, it's science, and stay woke.
	And stay woke as well.
	Here we go.
	I've got information, man!
	New shit has come to life!
	Shut up already!
	It's science!
	My millennials!
	Stay woke!
	That was $304.85 from Russ.
	Johan Hoyos, 30303, somewhere in the country.
	This is Vasaseksion guy again.
	Vasaseksion.
	I don't know.
	You guys fight like a married couple.
	Adam is the hysterical wife.
	Jokes aside.
	I love you guys.
	No homo.
	Please say hi to Nancy Aguirre.
	On my behalf.
	She enjoys the show too.
	PD, this made me a knight.
	Okay.
	I guess he's trying to be funny.
	Okay.
	And we'll say hi.
	Hi, sir.
	Craig Mazzella, the Sir Mad Hatter.
	Now we're down to three and we got a lot of money today.
	Sir Mad Hatter, knight of the fifth column and baron of the broke state of Connecticut.
	Ah, yes.
	That will be one of the first to go when the whole thing comes crashing down.
	Down and out.
	Down and out.
	Goodbye.
	Yeah.
	Whatever we got today is going in the bank.
	Congratulations on 10 great years.
	Keep deconstructing the M5M and exposing them for the biased frauds they are.
	I wanted to take advantage of the double credit and would like to allocate $300 to my wife Dame Jamie for her future barony.
	Hopefully she will pick a more financially sound protectorate.
	Yes.
	Please play Oreos Are More Addictive Than Cocaine and MILF for my smoking hot wife.
	Thank you for your courage.
	Oreos are just as addictive as cocaine.
	That's one mother I'd like to... Boom.
	Count.
	Eight.
	Boom.
	Nine.
	James Frimmel in Mountain View, California.
	No note from him.
	Let me just see in the binder, which it could be.
	ABCC, I flip it I got dues in here.
	Dues.
	Yes, I have a note from him.
	Here we go.
	I just transmitted my double producer-worthy donation of $300 via PayPal, which adds enough to get me 75% of the way to knighthood.
	I aim to crawl the rest of the way in penance for my initial douchehood.
	And JNK, get on with the show already!
	Thank you.
	Sir Neville James.
	New South Wales, Australia.
	$300.
	Keep up the good work.
	Yeah, that's a kind of no.
	Sir Bobba the dude's name Ben.
	That's how you do that when you're a dude named Ben.
	You're Sir Bobba the dude's name Ben.
	Uh, High Point, North Carolina, $300.
	I'd like to get some jobs karma from my brother who's trying to start a new position at his work, no jingles, and keep up the excellent work and keeping me sane.
	You got it.
	Jobs karma.
	Jobs!
	And jobs.
	Let's vote for jobs!
	You've got karma.
	Okay.
	I got my wisdom teeth removed on Monday.
	This is Martin Fellner, $300 from Austria.
	Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch.
	Austria, it looks like.
	It looks like Austria, but it could be anything.
	A.T.
	Austria.
	Okay.
	Now I got sick because my immune system took a hit.
	So this is out of my mind, sick donation.
	And I apologize for any errors.
	The $300 donation times two puts me over $1,000.
	And he's got the dollar sign at the end, which is an indication.
	That's interesting, yeah.
	Indicating he's from Austria.
	We've seen the kids from Austria.
	In contributing to the best podcast in the universe and lets me join my beautiful girlfriend Lynn, the Dame of Lynn's.
	Oh yes!
	At the round table.
	I shall henceforth be known as Sir Pipelinks of the One Night Stand.
	With a K for night, get it?
	Anyone who knows me knows why that's hilarious.
	Please play La Cucaracha in Obama's no, no, no version with a karma at the end of the show for the love of my life.
	And Adam, please tell her like you mean it.
	And then he's got a little thing for you to say.
	Oh, okay.
	He ends, by the way, with?
	Boom.
	Boom, count 10.
	Lin.
	You mean everything to Morton.
	Hey, listen.
	No, no, no, no, no, no.
	You're in my house.
	Hey, come on, guys.
	No, no, no, no, no, no.
	Shame on you.
	Hey, okay.
	No, no, no, no, no, no.
	I'm up in the house.
	Hey, hey, hey.
	In the booth.
	No, no, no, no, no, no.
	You've got karma.
	And thanks to Kevin Reeves for that one.
	Great jingle, Kevin.
	Isaac Chase, $300.
	Thanks for the continued sanity, NJNK.
	But another plug for my website, firearmstrainingcentral.com.
	Firearms training.
	Oh, didn't his mom donate earlier?
	Yeah, I guess so.
	Firearmstraining.com.
	Cool.
	We are an online directory service for firearms training across the country.
	So you can go there and you can find some locals that will teach you how to handle a gun, which you don't want.
	That's the way you do it.
	Uh, please knight me, Sir Kryptonite, as this donation was made with proceeds from my day trading Bitcoin.
	Whoa!
	You know, saying that- That's- that we like!
	I believe that to be true, too.
	I believe it, too.
	You can make tons of money doing that.
	If you know- yeah, if you gotta- it takes a- it takes a funny skill.
	If you don't mind the scam.
	Marklins should hit the knighthood level with this, would like to be designated Sir Pigeon of the Cascadia.
	Okay.
	Vincent James, $294.06, Madison.
	By the way, all these people will be executive producers.
	It's fantastic.
	A few of them.
	$204.06, Madison, Alabama.
	Since I skipped my first nighthood, I figured this would be a good time for the penny.
	Keep up the great work.
	Look forward to listening to each podcast.
	He needs a penny.
	Oh, I'm sorry, I was doing something else for myself.
	Of course.
	I'm working hard here, man, behind the scenes.
	I know, you're looking, you're trying to make this look smoother than it is.
	Yeah.
	Spencer Pearson in Kansas City, MO.
	28984.
	I need a de-douching.
	It's been over three years since my last and first donation.
	I feel like a priest.
	Give him a de-douching.
	You've been de-douched.
	Three Hail Marys, my friend.
	Three Hail Marys.
	And five in the mornings.
	And five in the mornings.
	I tried to set a trend with the ultimate stonation of 420.33 back at show 619, and I'm shocked, shocked, that it didn't catch on.
	Been a steady listener and couldn't resist finally finishing off my knighthood.
	Keep the penny for the next greedy knight.
	I would like to be known as Sir Spencer.
	No, needy knight, not greedy knight, needy knight.
	Oh, needy.
	Okay, you got me.
	Yeah.
	My smoking hot wife has become an insta-dame.
	So you're likely already read her note.
	Karma would be appreciated for our first human resource, a baby girl we were blessed with this past August.
	Also, some Trump jobs karma would be killer.
	As I've just earned my real estate license, I'm looking to exit the dryer vent cleaning industry.
	The lint doesn't square well with my dust allergy.
	With a little dose of that sweet karma, I hope to be able to grow into my title and be able to contribute more regularly in the future.
	Thank you for your courage, and I'll let you two continue to provide for us slaves, and congratulations.
	Jobs!
	And jobs!
	Let's vote for jobs!
	You've got karma.
	$281.84 from Sean McClain, Reno, Nevada.
	This should be enough to grant me knighthood after 36 straight months of $12.12 per month.
	$436.32 total, plus a doubling of this value, $563.68.
	The total, ba-ba-bum, $1,000.
	$436.32 total, plus a doubling of this value, $563.68.
	The total, $1,000.
	Please grant me the title of Sir Sean in the Great Basin, hereby granted, and please keep deconstructing the media for another 10 years.
	One of my family members recently had a heart attack, so karma would be appreciated.
	Absolutely.
	You've got karma.
	And you have a note for Steve Whittig in Fall Creek, Wisconsin.
	280-06.
	I have a note.
	He sent it in as a check.
	Check in the mail.
	Fall Creek, Wisconsin.
	I've been a longtime lister to your show.
	It's not you, it's me.
	I do still receive your newsletters and on rare occasions read them.
	So when I saw your recent email subject line for double credits and being a cheap bastard that I am, and recognizing a great piece of marketing when I see one, I felt compelled to act.
	In close find my donation and accounting which takes me to knighthood provided you throw in the extra half pence.
	Oh.
	I don't know how to- Congratulations on the- I got a half pence.
	Wow.
	Half pence.
	They used to make them out of lead apparently or zinc.
	Congratulations on 10 wonderful years of insightful news and entertainment.
	Thank you both and all the producers over the years for the wonderful content, jingles, and donations for keeping the podcast going.
	Since I don't live in the town of Fall Creek proper, would you please knight me Sir Stephen of Lincolnshire?
	Okay, you got it.
	Of course, we'll do that.
	Alex Button, 27161.
	Happy 10th, guys.
	Thanks for the show.
	This double donation should finally get me my knighthood from the greatest show in the universe.
	From now on, refer to me as Sir Fing Knight of Ocean Beach.
	Looking forward to that.
	Annie Lennon from Washington, D.C. 25758.
	In the interest of time, NJNK, but I do need an official de-douching, as I never requested one with any of my previous donations.
	You've been de-douched.
	She has the accounting and would like to be knighted as Dame Vigilani.
	Vigilani.
	Get it?
	Vigilani?
	I got it!
	Yeah.
	Uh, Vigilani of the Swampy Federal City.
	Get it?
	Get it?
	Yeah, I got it.
	I was hit in the mouth a few years ago by JcDeviaTwit, although it took me a while to catch on.
	This is because I would listen to the live stream but never caught it from the top.
	As you can imagine, turning in to hear Reverend Manning followed by a douchebag call out, then the mac and cheese life left me bewildered.
	Finally one day I woke up early enough to catch the pre-stream as well as a full show and the world suddenly made sense again.
	Congrats on 10 years.
	And here's what that sounded like.
	A LONG LEG MAC DADDY!
	Douchebag!
	Few slaves could get used to mac and cheese.
	Mac and cheese.
	Mac and cheese.
	Macaroni and cheese.
	Cheddar melted together.
	Mac and cheese.
	Close enough.
	Close enough, no cigar.
	Jim Watts in Whistler, BC, 25320.
	Congrats on 10 years.
	Thanks for keeping me woke.
	You seem to be a marketing genius this month, John.
	As there is one born every minute, I thought I should finish up my knighthood.
	This donation brings me to $99.99 or $130 or $1,306 Canadian before accounting to follow.
	Please knight me Sir James Whistler.
	No kombucha at the table, please.
	It upsets my valve.
	I think he's talking about his duodenum, I guess.
	NJNK, but I'd like to ask Adam what he thought of Molo Nixon's MTV ramblings back in the day.
	Mojo Nixon.
	Mojo Nixon.
	Yeah, I thought it was annoying.
	It was annoying, and he was put into interstitial, so it just popped up all of a sudden out of context, and they thought that was cool.
	I thought he was annoying.
	I don't even know what you're talking about.
	That's clear.
	That's clear.
	Greg Birch, our buddy, Sir Greg up there in Port Angeles, Washington.
	The Dentite.
	$250.
	How could any loyal listener or knight pass this one up?
	Makes me a baron.
	So please make me Black Knight and Baron of North Olympic Peninsula.
	This may mean John has to kneel or something like that.
	Maybe beers the next time he's home.
	At the very least, Visit this lake house for a glass of wine.
	I'll do that.
	Uh, cheers to the best part.
	He made a second note.
	He said, hold on.
	I don't want to lose my black knighting thing.
	Is that okay?
	I won't lose my- I saw that.
	Dude!
	Like, chill.
	It's good, man.
	Yeah, you can do whatever you want.
	Do we take care of you, Broseph?
	Joseph Gossin in Richmond, B.C.
	$2.50.
	I'm taking advantage of the General's double credit promotion to finish off my knighthood that I've been working on for three years.
	No agenda has been a blessing for my sanity.
	I sometimes fear that without the show, I would be completely oblivious to the goings-on in the outside world.
	No, you wouldn't be oblivious, but you wouldn't be thinking the same way.
	And you wouldn't be happy.
	Some investment karma would be greatly appreciated.
	As a special request, I would like to hear the full pop money song at the end of the show.
	Oh, okay.
	And I'll play a little bit now as a tease.
	You've got karma.
	I'd forgotten about that.
	It's not even that old.
	It's from June.
	It's not even that old.
	George Hutchins, 250 bucks from Bakersfield, Vermont.
	I've forgotten about that.
	It's not even that old.
	It's from June.
	It's not even that old.
	George Hutchins, 250 bucks from Bakersfield, Vermont.
	My brain is...
	Congratulations on...
	Baker's what?
	My brain is fried.
	Oh, yeah.
	OK, man.
	I've been a long time boner.
	Hey, man.
	Listener says show 18.
	This 250 with double credits takes me takes us up from when you cancel my twenty five.
	My two dollar a month in 2013.
	We had a two dollar a month thing at the beginning.
	It's one of the funny little stories on the side because I watch these other podcasters come and go and they try to use this model and they always do.
	It turns out that people who want to help the show It's not $2.
	They want to give you $10 or more.
	I mean, the most popular subscription is $33.33.
	And you can try to do $2 and you can say, well, if a million people give me $2 a month, I'll make this much money.
	But a million people aren't going to do it.
	Anyway, just a little side thing.
	So we don't have to even offer it anymore because it didn't do anything.
	Uh, anyway, he was canceled somewhere along the lines and, uh, and he also has a $5 a month subscription.
	He says PayPal sucks.
	I'll be setting up another monthly subscription with my bank.
	Good.
	Which is great.
	Thanks for the sanity.
	Ten more years, please.
	Please de-douche me.
	Two to the head and trump job karma.
	Mike and Kim Hutchins, Bakersfield, Vermont.
	Yes.
	You've been de-douche.
	Jobs, jobs, jobs.
	A new twist.
	What was that one?
	I'm just making it interesting.
	That was a new one.
	Yeah, man.
	I'm an archivist.
	You're doing the job for us.
	You can take the next couple.
	Okay.
	A.J.
	Reistad, Caldwell, Idaho.
	In the morning, Guardians of Reality, first off, jingle request.
	Atlas Shrugged.
	Yes, we haven't had that one yet.
	Okay, Atlas Shrugged.
	We might as well do it right off then.
	Thank you for 10 years of M5M deconstruction into many more years of analysis that cannot be found anywhere else in the universe.
	With your generous doubling of donations in celebration of the anniversary, I'm inviting my co-worker Chad Nelson, who hid me in the mouth around episode 180, to join the rest of the knights and dames at the round table.
	How nice is that?
	Yeah.
	That's fantastic.
	Very nice.
	Very nice of you to do.
	Uh, then we have... Dan Reader.
	And Dan says, like many fellow producers, I couldn't resist jumping on the bandwagon for your 10th anniversary celebrations.
	Congratulations on a job well done and I hope you continue with your show for many more years to come.
	An Aussie dollar ado is now deemed to be in parity with the USD and combined with the celebratory double credit, I hereby donate $250 Australian, which brings me up to knighthood.
	Hopefully, the PayPal currency conversion doesn't screw you over too much.
	In return, Could I please ask for some IVF human resource karma for my wife and I?
	Our first attempt a few months ago was not blessed by the best podcast in the universe, so this time, the MILF-to-be insists that we not take any chances.
	After all, no agenda has been proven to work.
	Right?
	Jenga request, Goat Scream, dealer's choice, end of the day song.
	After the show.
	Uh, yeah, we can put that in.
	The end of the day?
	Oh, at the end of the day.
	At the end of the day.
	Yeah, no, it's actually... Oh, but at the end of the day, they're backing him.
	You know, they're backing... Come on.
	At the end of the day.
	So that's what we'll play.
	End of the show at the end of the day.
	Uh, for my title, I'd like to be known as... It will be around sunset.
	Yes.
	That's what... The EU is voting on daylight saving time to, uh, to keep us in daylight hours when the show is finally over.
	For my title, I'd like to be known as Sir Elf of the Free Node IRC Network.
	Looking forward to meeting Adam, if when, he makes his Make Australia Great Again tour, if that eventuates.
	Cheers, says Dan Reader, and I'm going to give him some... Oh, this is the IVF karma.
	This is important.
	Elf, that's one mother I'd like to... Here we go!
	You've got karma.
	Are we on to Anonymous?
	Yep.
	Eh, 250 bucks just a de-douching and a goat scream, that's it.
	Alright.
	You've been de-douched.
	Michael Ashmore, 250 bucks, as was anonymous.
	Thank you both for 10 years, been around the ride for seven of them.
	You kept me sane through some serious ups and downs.
	This is my first monetary donation.
	I've hit a few people in the mouth and sent in a few jingles along the way.
	We told you so, contrails, pre-crime, and a number of others.
	And boy am I glad my funds would allow me to be part of such a momentous occasion.
	Yes, the entire day as a matter of fact.
	Thanks again for being the best hosts in the universe.
	Your media deconstruction is truly priceless and you mean the world to your listeners.
	If I could get a good old-fashioned de-douching, just send your cash and a pre-crime just to boost my ego a little.
	And I also helped him out with his Beaujolais selection.
	Oh, really?
	As an aside, I might as well just let everyone know that they love this and we're going to be on here all day.
	Yeah.
	I don't really have anything else to do.
	I got to go to Costco later or whatever.
	Let me, let me, hold on a second.
	Let me do, let me do the deduce.
	You've been deduced.
	We just need cash.
	I know a lot of people want to send blankets or water.
	Just send your cash.
	Before it's a crime, it's pre-crime.
	So if anybody likes to buy wine, and really a very well-priced wine, it's always a good deal, except some maybe 30 bucks, but generally speaking, get them for like under 20, is a good Beaujolais.
	And what you want is a If you can, you want to get a Cru Beaujolais.
	It's called Cru Beaujolais.
	You look up... CRU?
	CRU Cru?
	CRU Beaujolais.
	And then those are the, it's the town, it's like Fleury, Brouilly, Morgon.
	There's a bunch of them.
	And they're all listed in Google.
	You can type that into Google and you'll get the, you'll get a wiki page that lists them off.
	Those are better.
	You want Beaujolais Village.
	It's kind of the lowest quality you can get.
	But the point is, 2015, Many of the Beaujolais experts believe that 2015 Beaujolais are the best since the 1940s.
	And I have had expensive ones.
	I've had cheap ones.
	Every 2015 Beaujolais I've had, from cheap to very expensive, very expensive ones are outrageous.
	These are the most delicious wines for the price you'll ever get in your life.
	And that's your tip.
	Tip of the day.
	We always have a tip on this show.
	You always learn something.
	Always good.
	Anthony Fields from West Roxbury, Massachusetts.
	Nuts.
	$250.
	Congratulations on the 10 years and thanks for all the excellent work.
	It's a black male with an alternative line of thought.
	Now there's a t-shirt.
	I'm a black male with an alternative line of thought, and I'm out for... I truly appreciate the analysis offered by the show.
	The M5M can be exhausting without the proper outlet when you're constantly being berated with how you should feel or think based on skin color.
	People's experiences vary so much depending on income and geographic location, the fact that this narrative remains is ridiculous.
	Anyway, I'd like to take advantage of your generous offer and top off my knighthood with this donation.
	Please knight me, Sir Lost Opportunity, and keep up the important work as the defenders of reality, and play a blanket F-cancer karma for all of those affected, Anthony Fields.
	Thank you, Anthony.
	Stop it!
	Go!
	You've got karma.
	Steven Powers, or Stefan.
	$2.50, here's to 10 more years.
	Thank you.
	Joseph Hatch, 250.
	Happy 10th from Cervante, I guess.
	Go podcasting!
	You like a party celebration horn, parliament yay, and parliamentarian order.
	Oh, okay.
	Parliament yay.
	That is.
	Oh, yes, I got it.
	I knew I had it somewhere.
	I'm sorry.
	Parliament, yay.
	First party celebration.
	Anyone's award.
	The horns.
	Yes, I got horns.
	Horns.
	Hooray!
	That's not right.
	No, this is the one.
	Here it is.
	There we go.
	Stop.
	I'm out of control.
	You're up.
	Roberto Massetti.
	Today is a double celebration.
	First, congratulations to you both on the 10th anniversary of the best podcast in the universe.
	Second, my donation makes me an executive producer and takes me to knighthood status.
	I became an avid listener in 2009 thanks to Cranky Geeks, but the same could not be said about my contributions to your show.
	However, I did manage to make some donations over the years until I pulled the pin as I became a stingy bastard as finances got a bit tight and I've been feeling guilty and douchey ever since.
	When I checked the PayPal how much I'd contributed, your double-up option made it an easy decision to contribute to the $250 dues to get a seat on the roundtable, and I also humbly asked for a de-douching.
	You've been de-douched.
	I'd also like to ask for a dose of karma for my wife, Wren, as she tries to get her silver jewelry business off the ground floor.
	Look for the silver Wren on the face bags.
	A big thank you also needed to go out to all the producers for their great work, songs, and jingle contributions, as they also help make a great product with no anal leakage.
	Please knight me as Sir Art Mooney of the Perth Hills, and indeed we will.
	Thank you very much.
	And here's the karma for Wren.
	You've got karma.
	Onward with G-MODE.
	Uh, or M-O-A-D, perhaps.
	250.
	U.S.
	I want to call out Vincente Fox as a douchebag.
	And a racist.
	In this 2007 clip with Jon Stewart, he attached it actually, Vincente makes a demeaning comment about Evo Morales, president of Bolivia, saying that he only speaks his dialect because he's indigenous.
	Quotes.
	As a Mexican citizen, I cringe every time I see Vincente Fox for using every opportunity to virtue signal by blasting Trump for being, apparently, just reading between the That is an insult, a racist insult.
	Okay, got it.
	He says he's blasting Trump for being a racist when he's the racist.
	Fox's presidency was disastrous for Mexico and it was during his tenure that the drug cartels consolidated their power due to the rampant corruption during his term in office.
	Today I'm coming to the No Agenda Roundtable thanks to this and last show's double donations and I would like to be named Lord I said Anio Madeas.
	Madeas. Madeas. Madeas.
	Anio Madeas.
	Here's another 10 best podcasts in the universe, time permitting.
	I would like to request order.
	Here you go.
	Yeah.
	Random numbers.
	Order, British Parliament jingle followed by Her Head is Gone and Adios Mofo.
	All right, man.
	Thank you so much, Gmo.
	And her head is gone.
	Adios, Mofo.
	Okay.
	George Barrow.
	Congratulations on 10 years at the BITU.
	It's a stunning achievement and you should give yourselves a pat on the back.
	And he's in the UK.
	Make sure to come to the meetup if you're anywhere near London.
	Also, Mark Hudson, 250 bucks.
	Sir Tom Dangerous says, no, no, no jingles, no nothing.
	Now get on with the show.
	Exactly.
	And make sure to come to the meetup.
	Yeah.
	Sir Roadwolf at the top, North Tonawanda, New York.
	Yes, Sir Roadwolf, sure.
	Of the Tonawandas, New York State.
	Yeah, Tonawandas.
	You've had... NJNK, you know, starting to move now.
	That's good.
	Michael Shane in Louisville, Texas, 250.
	I wanted to write a long note, but couldn't think of anything more important to say than thank you for your twice weekly analysis and insight.
	So thank you for your twice weekly analysis and insight, says it twice.
	So can I get a de-douching followed by, don't eat me Hillary, can you see the juice in Hillary?
	It's too delicious to believe.
	Yeah, yeah, I think we can do that for you.
	De-douching.
	You've been de-douched.
	Don't eat me Hillary Clinton!
	Oh my gosh!
	Can you see that juice?
	It's almost too delicious to believe, my friend.
	Boom!
	Oops, sorry.
	Amy Burlingame in Bergen, New York, 250.
	Happy anniversary guys.
	Thank you for your courage.
	Go podcasting.
	Chris Bullock, Bullock, I think, in Madison, Louisiana, 248.33.
	This is interesting because he brought up another one of our failed experiments.
	Yeah, another get-out-of-podcasting gambit.
	Yeah, none of which work.
	Listener says the HEMA underwear and Lisbon Treaty days.
	Dang.
	You know what I came across?
	I still have, I still have, well, undershirt, the wife beater.
	It's as good as new, still.
	Well, I have some Hema underwears.
	The stuff is... No, Hema doesn't exist anymore.
	They went out of business.
	I can't get the underwear anymore?
	Nope.
	It's all done, sir.
	It's on eBay.
	Slightly used, but you can get them.
	Oh my God.
	That was a staples place.
	Here's what we can do.
	Here's a great idea.
	We could, we can basically go to China, get the same underwear, and we'll use the same font.
	You know, they have a pretty bold kind of blocky font.
	It's like Franklin Gothic bold.
	Right.
	So instead of HEMA, H-E-M-A underwear, we'll make FEMA.
	F-E-M-A underwear.
	How about that?
	FEMA underwear.
	FEMA underwear.
	Now with Faraday cage.
	I can't believe this.
	Oh, well.
	What happened?
	That Tehima's done.
	Yeah, I know.
	Times change.
	I blame the EU.
	Oh, totally.
	Christine Kodega.
	I'm passing along the no agenda critical thinking to my kids so they can spot the talking points and don't look over here moments in the news and social media.
	Very good.
	Observing the world through the deconstructionist worldview lens is what keeps me going at times.
	Besides Adam's infectious optimism, And John's often overlooked one-liners.
	Very good.
	The thing that separates No Agenda from the rest of the outstanding sound product is this outstanding sound production and consistent quality content.
	Value for value is a model that works, people.
	Yes, thank you.
	I'm glad you enjoy the production.
	This donation brings me to knighthood and I can enjoy the cheap cookies and cold coffee.
	I would like to be knighted as Sir Crawler.
	Oh, so I have to put cheap cookies and cold coffee on the list?
	Kindly requesting Jobs, Karma, and the ever-popular jingle, Italian girl, shut up, slave.
	Shut up, slave!
	Sta' zitto, schiavo!
	Jobs!
	And Jobs!
	Let's vote for Jobs!
	You thought.
	Karma.
	Christine Kodega, 24501.
	Happy 10th anniversary.
	I decided to chip in the amount I've donated thus far, plus two pennies from Adam's Penny Jar.
	Thank you both for all that you do, and go podcasting!
	Now, what I find interesting in the random number thing is the last two women that were on the list both said the same thing.
	No jingles, no thing, and go podcasting.
	But I got two pennies here, so I'm gonna take the first one and... Oh, that was a pence.
	Okay, well, we'll just have to deal with that.
	The pence is out.
	Send it to the vice president.
	I wonder if he knows... That he's money?
	That he's named after a penny.
	He's more money than Bitcoin.
	Alright, I'm getting punchy.
	Let's... Thomas Butterick.
	Sir Ladyfingers.
	Congratulations, gents.
	May I claim the title Baron of the Miami Valley?
	Apologies to Kevin Porter of Beavercreek, who just claimed his knighthood for the same region last show.
	This has been my plan for some time.
	As Baron, I pledge to organize an NA get-together by the spring.
	Listeners from the region frequently show up on the donation segment, and it's high time we met.
	Jingle request.
	Blood-curdling millennial scream, service goat, then blood-curdling millennial scream, and service goat, and house-buying karma.
	Okay.
	You've got karma. - Ah.
	I would say, for the, uh, for anyone who You can clip that, but that has got to be great for the Halloween party.
	Okay, I'm going to do it so everyone can clip it out of the show.
	show.
	Yeah, we're going to be quiet.
	Ringtone.
	Cheers.
	uh uh Thank you.
	Alberta, Alversa, Enrico, Virginia, 236.
	Actually, can you take about 6-7 of these?
	I'm gonna go get some water.
	You bet.
	Enrico, Virginia, decided to double down on my first donation for your 10-year double down.
	Courage!
	Shout out to Sir Mike of Wakefield and some colleagues of yours.
	Lax and Geo, as many pew-pews and screaming goats as you can handle.
	Uh, okay.
	And, uh, well, I can do some, I guess.
	I can try.
	Let's see how we do here.
	You've got karma.
	There you go.
	Jeffrey Kelly, Arnold Maryland, 23573, Rookie Human Resource Karma for Frances, and Veteran Human Resource Karma for yourself.
	Okay, I know what's going on there.
	You've got karma.
	Jason Lane, 233-33, Golden, Colorado.
	Dear Guardians of Reality, I'm overjoyed to announce that after being hit in the mouth in 2012, I've finally earned a seat at the Roundtable.
	Adam, could you please throw a penny in?
	I got my pennies here.
	To round up my knighthood, no problem.
	Henceforth, I'd like to be known as Sir Jason Lane of Clear Creek Canyon.
	Could you please add carabiners and cores?
	Am I saying that right?
	Carabiners and cores?
	I guess so.
	Let me add that to the list, to the Roundtable list.
	It's quite the list today.
	Now I'd like to call up my social justice warrior brother, Ronnie Lane, as a douchebag.
	Thanks for everything you do.
	Our lives wouldn't be the same without you.
	Thank you very much, Jason.
	Sir Brad Doggerty, or Doherty, Doggerty, Venter City, New Jersey, 23310.
	By my calculations, this donation makes me a Viscount.
	If the peerage committee will allow, I would like to expand my territory to the Jersey Shore and Delaware Valley.
	I have not heard anything to the contrary, so I think we're good there.
	Keep up the great work.
	Here's to 10 more years of the best podcast in the universe.
	Pronunciation.
	Doherty.
	There we go.
	Ventnor.
	Doherty.
	I said it right.
	Sir Brad Doherty.
	Donald Gaugen.
	I hope.
	229.
	Parts unknown.
	Nearly two years after starting a business, I'm finally starting to write myself a paycheck.
	Fantastic.
	But now, can I get some accounts receivable, Karma?
	Yes.
	I know that problem.
	You've got Karma.
	Thank you very much.
	Mary Paul Stewart, 225, Lady of the Manor, now finally a dame and just in time.
	We'll try to think of something pithy soon.
	Love you guys, and we love you, Mary Paul.
	We have Ryan Couture checking in from Mount Vernon, Washington, 225.
	A final push to complete my knighthood and for some much-needed house-buying karma here in Washington State, please knight me Sir Ryan at the refiner.
	We'll do that.
	Thank you for the awesome 10 years and to 10 more.
	Thank you, Ryan.
	You've got karma.
	2-2-2-95 from Arthur Gobetz, SirHuggerOfKitties.
	Included here with, behold, my small donation for your decennial.
	Not small at all.
	All is appreciated.
	Thanks for keeping me sane.
	HugMoreKitties.
	Regards, SirHuggerOfKitties from the Netherlands.
	Stefan Klopp from Geneva.
	Congratulations on an amazing adventure.
	You know, that is a... never a truer statement made.
	It really is an adventure.
	I had no idea.
	And I want to thank you, John.
	You kept me on the track, man.
	A couple times I was ready to quit.
	Show 100.
	That's right, show 100.
	That's the one.
	And not only that, here's the funny part.
	You were so self-satisfied about it, you really thought you've done your job.
	You did the 100 shows, which is a milestone.
	We did 100 shows.
	I think we're good.
	Well, I was also in the middle of a divorce and everything was messed up.
	Yeah, but you were kind of happy if it was done.
	But you weren't easy to talk out of it.
	Now, we really didn't hit our stride until around 600 anyway.
	Is that the number, 600?
	No, somebody knows.
	It's the Pipeline show.
	Ah, no, that was 381.
	Was it?
	I think so.
	Yeah, 381.
	And what amuses me is that we had deconstructed the show at show 200.
	Yeah.
	Which was not accurate.
	No.
	That's why I'm cutting that show up and we're gonna redo it.
	Okay, good.
	Uh, let me see.
	Stefan here.
	Geneva is where he's from.
	Uh, Switzerland.
	Congratulations on an amazing adventure.
	Here's to the next ten years.
	Request f-cancer from my friend Oliver.
	Dealer's choice for jingles.
	Whoa!
	You got butt-slapped!
	Bullshit!
	You thought.
	Karma.
	Okay, onward.
	Yeah, do you mind doing a couple now?
	I was relaxing.
	Baby and Meyer in Zurich, which is another interesting coincidence because we have two people that gave $222.22 and because of the random number theory, they're both from Switzerland.
	Uh, only one's 88 and one's 22 in terms of the thing.
	Anyway, jingle request, Javis, Javis, Javis, 999, butt slammed, weenie in the butt, I think, which is funny.
	I just played that, that's interesting.
	For a different guy, another crazy coincidence.
	Last time I requested a job, Carmen, this is Fabian, says it worked.
	Talking about the Hitler obsession a year ago with Trump, did you know that all Swiss, German, and Austrians Call their driver's license Führerschein.
	Führerschein.
	Yeah.
	Führerschein.
	I didn't know that.
	No, I did not know that.
	Führerschein.
	Interesting.
	I did not know that.
	But I do have Jobs Karma for him.
	Give him the good Jobs Karma here.
	And, uh, yeah.
	Got it here.
	JOBS!
	And jobs.
	Let's vote for jobs.
	Fuck slam!
	You enjoyed that one a little too much. - Right.
	Robert Dolan, $222.22.
	Last name Dolly and or Dolan.
	Actually, it's Dolan is what I said.
	Ned, Ned, Ned, Ned in the chat room.
	Hey, Ned.
	Hey, Ned.
	I will try to email JCD.
	Well, maybe.
	Dealer's choice with a service code at the end.
	If you don't get an email in.
	Hold on.
	Dolan, Dolan, Dolan.
	I got the binder.
	I'm pretty sure I do.
	I'm pretty sure I got this one.
	Let me get the binder.
	I got the alphabetical D. This binder is so handy.
	Robert Dolan, Dolan, Dolan, Dolan, James, James, Dago J. Dago J. Yeah, here it is.
	I got it.
	Wow.
	So handy.
	Bob Dolan.
	I want to thank you for a great show on the Value for Value model.
	It's been a little while since I donated.
	I thought a double tap donation was a perfect time.
	I'd like to thank JCD for the little quips of what happens in and around San Francisco from time to time, as it has served as talking points when discussing things.
	With my lib turd cousin that lives in the Bay Area.
	The poop map was funny and effective.
	While the tent city shuffled to Oakland, I thought it was going to make his head explode.
	Keep up the stellar work and I get a living a mac and cheese life followed by a service goat and a little girl yay.
	Uh, oh, wait a minute.
	That's interesting.
	I thought dealer's choice.
	Well.
	Well, I'm still on Robert Dolland.
	Where, where, I'm sorry, I'm completely lost now.
	Oh, where are you right now?
	Where are you?
	Dahlund.
	Right, he says... Dealer's choice, service... Dealer's choice with a service if he doesn't get the email in.
	Oh, okay.
	Now I know.
	I'm sorry.
	Okay, mac and cheese.
	I get it.
	I get it.
	Mac and cheese.
	Sorry about that.
	We've been five hours in, so we're... Yeah, it happens.
	People are gonna say, how can these guys keep doing this for... These guys suck, man.
	What are they doing?
	Treat your liberty for some safety.
	Living the mac and cheese life.
	Mac and Cheese by Ayn Rand.
	Little girl yay.
	Oh, sorry.
	Little girl yay it is.
	Yay!
	Hey, I'm waiting for Jerry Lewis to show up.
	With the kid in braces, in leg braces.
	You know that kid from the Shriners Hospital?
	I love that commercial.
	You know Alec?
	You ever see the Shriners Hospital?
	Oh man, that kid is genius for fundraising.
	If we had that kid, we'd be multi-millionaires.
	Was that cute little kid?
	Yeah, in the wheelchair.
	Yeah, and he's, oh yeah, that kid is so personal.
	So awesome!
	I mean, I'm like, damn!
	How can you resist him?
	Fabulous.
	It's unbelievable.
	Jason Green in Douglasville, Georgia, 215.
	Oops, I'm gonna expand this one.
	There's another donation to say thank.
	Sorry, I'm a Jackson Tower crumbin' guy.
	Here's another donation to say thank you to Neil Lozenge.
	To you and the No Agenda producers who bought my wife's novel, the first.
	After you read my unabashed promotion on Sunday's show, she was thrilled.
	I've learned from you guys that repetition is the key to successful marketing.
	So if you wouldn't mind, could you mention again that her book is available on Amazon or Audible by following the links on our website, lisamgreen.com.
	Readers, don't forget, no, no.
	Readers, remember to keep an eye out for the No Agenda memes in the book.
	And yes, when you see an In the morning woven into a piece of creative work is a good chance it came from a no agenda listener.
	NJNK.
	Thank you.
	So you want to say remember saying don't forget makes people forget.
	So remember.
	Another no agenda tip for your Beaujolais.
	Dude named Mohammed.
	20930, uh, ITM, an audible user.
	I used to finish two books a month during my daily commute.
	A few days ago, I realized that I have seven credits worth $14.95 each that I haven't used because of your fine show.
	So here's double the value of the seven credits because you guys deserve it.
	Now, I'm $50 shy from being knighted.
	I intended to do that and give Adam a chance to prepare for my knighthood.
	As a dude named Mohamed, I request a Sharia compliant knighting.
	Which includes no pork, alcohol, or hookers.
	When that comes along, we'll do a special one for you.
	I also hope this will be a wake-up call.
	And yes, we knuckle under.
	Two nights, all nights.
	It's okay though if I have the hookers and blow rent boys and Chardonnay for the other nights and dames.
	I'll just make sure that he is in the no pork, alcohol, or hooker section.
	Yes.
	Okay, that's good.
	Yeah, we have a special section, sure.
	I don't even know that he... I mean, it seems to me that... Hey, I don't care.
	He requests, he gets.
	Yes.
	I think he's just being facetious, though.
	Michael Kemmerer from Bothell, Washington, 20702.
	In the morning, gentlemen, thank you for the opportunity to earn double credit on our donations.
	As such, here's my final donation towards knighthood.
	If it's still available, I'd like to be known as Sir Michael of the dude's name then.
	That, I think, is available.
	Happy 4th birthday to my son, Alex, on October 28th and happy 10,000th anniversary to you, gentlemen.
	NJNK regards, Michael Kemmerer.
	Thank you very much.
	Caleb Kniffin, $206.
	NJNK, you.
	You're up.
	Let's just go back and forth.
	Let's see who can do the best piece.
	Christopher Raymer, 206, Parts Unknown, has a couple of jingles.
	Why don't you read that and see if it has jingles and I need to do that.
	You see, that's the problem.
	In Hillary we came, we saw he died.
	Yes.
	Fear is freedom.
	Yes.
	And goats scream karma.
	Oh, that's an easy one.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, we can do that.
	Okay.
	What's the rest of the note?
	He says, $200 is the great service you provide for the great service.
	Six bucks for those bloodsuckers at PayPal.
	Shout out to Andrew from Texas who described my NA awakening succinctly with the seven steps towards sanity breakdown.
	Keep up the great work and thank you for your courage.
	What's the seven steps towards sanity breakdown?
	I don't know.
	We should figure it out.
	Oh, I think it was that thing we listed.
	No, we did it on the last show.
	It was one of those little lists we read.
	Oh.
	Remember?
	No!
	So, I mean, that is the land of unconfirmed... Yes, we came, we saw, we died.
	Do you think it had anything to do with your position?
	I'm sure it did.
	Subjugation is liberation!
	Contradiction is truth!
	Those are the facts of this world!
	And you will all surrender to them!
	You pigs in human clothing!
	You've got...
	And thanks to Chris Wilson for putting that together, the Goat Scream Karma.
	Goat Scream Karma.
	This is Jason Doolin who came in with 20202, a long note which I printed out.
	I can do this one.
	He's from Las Vegas, Nevada.
	20202, as you said, please read and use the following information judiciously.
	I would prefer not to share some of this.
	Has this been edited properly then, John?
	No.
	Well then, let's not do this.
	No, we're not going to do it.
	We're not going to read this note.
	We'll read it at some other time when we do more analysis of the Las Vegas shooting.
	But I will give him some karma for his donation.
	You've got karma.
	And thank you.
	Okay, you're up.
	Okay, this is Torben Pedersen, Sarpsborg, Norway.
	Jelske dai.
	Sarpsborg, Norway.
	Jelske dai.
	Well, that's more Swedish, I guess.
	Uh, 202USD should put me above knighthood level with your very generous gesture of a two-for-one scheme.
	I've only listened to... I've listened for five of your ten years, but I've been listening to every last one of the episodes since sometime in April 2012, man.
	No agenda has, and still is, the staple of my commute.
	That's the goal.
	And the only thing I'm lamenting from time to time is that my fellow commuters most likely are listening to some horrible commercial radio channel, or worse, THE NEWS!
	Instead, they could be working on shrinking that enlarged amygdala.
	Thank you both for great analysis and entertainment and a huge thanks to all Noah Jenner producers for their fantastic effort in making this the best podcast in the universe.
	Yours truly, Future Knight, to be known as Sir Model Citizen if it's not already taken.
	P.S.
	I've started commuting in a Tesla and it's great.
	P.P.S.
	Could I get a jobs karma for my better half?
	You betcha!
	Jobs!
	And jobs!
	Let's vote for jobs!
	You've got karma.
	Our new-er-in in Holland...
	Noren.
	That would be Noren.
	Noren.
	Noren in Holland.
	$200.33.
	No note.
	Let me just double check, see if any... Oh, yes.
	Ron.
	Got it.
	This is old though, from February.
	Nothing new.
	Well, thank you very much, Ron.
	He has sent stuff before.
	Links.
	Producer.
	Typical producer.
	One of our dudes.
	One of our guys, Michael Reed, Hancock, Maryland, $200.11.
	Thank you for your courage in instilling sanity.
	I gotta expand this.
	Hold on.
	Boom.
	I was called out as a douchebag about seven years ago.
	Please de-douche me and give me jobs, Karma.
	You've been de-douched.
	Instilling sanity in so many.
	I'd like to be known as Sir...
	Psycho Mico of the Potomac.
	Ah, seems fair.
	Psycho Mico.
	Then we have Eric Makarowicz.
	$200.
	Do you have a note?
	Something in the binder?
	Ah, maybe.
	Let's look at the binder.
	M-L-M-N-K-L.
	Binder.
	M-L-M-N-K-L. No. Nope.
	Nothing.
	Okay, well we appreciate his support of the show.
	Nothing in the briefing binder.
	200, he'll be an executive producer.
	Robert Verdebur, Palmetto, Florida, $200.
	Gentlemen, thank you so much for all you do.
	Hours of listening to all the crap the media has to offer so we don't have to.
	Noagen is a national treasure.
	This donation with your generous two-for-one offer places me over the top for my knighthood.
	I would love to be known as Sir Veiled in FEMA Region 4.
	I believe that's available.
	Can I get a resist?
	Yes, I do.
	Can I get a resist rematch and some continued success karma from the both of you?
	Uh, you don't have to read the rest below.
	Okay.
	Nice helping me out with some, uh, image resizing.
	Absolutely!
	Thank you so much.
	But resist, we much.
	We must and we will much about that be committed.
	You've got karma.
	Stephen, Stephen Jury, $200.
	I believe this puts me over the top for knighted.
	I would like to be circumspect.
	Think we have a no, we have a circumcised.
	Yeah, circumsect, circumspect, knight of the Missouri Ozarks and Jackson County.
	I've been listening for over nine years and you guys keep getting better.
	Thanks and please keep it coming.
	And JNK, you got it.
	Anonymous.
	You have anything there?
	I have.
	I got it.
	Anonymous, please.
	Gentlemen, this donation takes me to knighthood.
	I'd like to be known as Sir What's-His-Face over there.
	Sir What's-His-Face over there.
	Perfect.
	He wants a Fletcher Putin and a Karma.
	Looks forward to Mutton and Mead.
	PUTIN!
	You've got Karma.
	Mutton and Mead ready for you.
	Sir Gregory Worley in Evington, Virginia.
	Good friend of the show.
	Long time supporter.
	200 bucks.
	Triple knighthood to become Baron of Smith Mountain Lake, Virginia.
	That's something good.
	Chris Hanton, 200 bucks.
	Thanks again for all your courage.
	Special birthday anniversary donation for my years, 44.
	My smoking hot girlfriend, Terry, 51.
	And the B-P-I-T-U, 10.
	Plus the balance for some AEP recognition and ducats for achieving a knighthood soon.
	Keep up the great work.
	Birthday shout out for Terry, whose birthday falls on 10-28.
	All right.
	I believe.
	On the list.
	It's all taken care of.
	Karen Vahitesma.
	Van- Vanhitesma.
	Vanhitesma.
	$200.
	Parts unknown.
	In the U.S.
	though.
	Congratulations on 10 euros.
	Please play, uh, Little Girl Shut Up Slave.
	It reminds me of work.
	And some general karma.
	Shut up, slave!
	You've got karma.
	Stephen Wolfe in Kirkland, Washington.
	Goat.
	Goat.
	Karma, please.
	You've got karma.
	Bye.
	Thank you.
	I'm gonna be dreaming that friggin' thing tonight.
	Yeah.
	Anonymous.
	Anonymous.
	$200.
	Karma to the hosts.
	That'd be us.
	You've got karma.
	Mitchell Koffman.
	Alright, you have to go.
	No need to read on the show.
	This should take me over $1,000.
	I would like to join the other dudes named Ben as Sir Mitch of the dudes named Ben.
	Not a problem.
	You're done.
	Oleg Naikin, $200 from PDX to NoAgenda.
	Thank you for the best info edutainment podcast in the universe.
	We need you guys.
	The universe needs you both.
	Dawa Andala from Hollandse Rading in the Netherlands, $200.
	Happy 10th anniversary.
	I've been listening to your show for about four years.
	The Downing of MH17 woke me up, like many other duchies.
	You guys help is helping us stay woke.
	Thanks a lot, Sir D of Hollandschotting.
	Yes, he's been around for a while.
	Douglas Kuhlman, $200.
	PartsUnknown.
	Dear HoneyOcker and Bindlestiff, What a... Am I missing here?
	A honey ocarina?
	I don't know either.
	What a long, strange trip it's been.
	I'll bring to that.
	Been here since episode 1.
	NJNK, Sir Woody of the Dakota Territory.
	Screw it, I'm giving you karma, episode 1.
	You kidding me?
	You've got karma.
	What a maniac.
	Mike Clark.
	I got it, man.
	Spartanburg, South Carolina.
	While you are indeed the best podcast in the universe, you are also the primary sanity check for so many of us out here and your hard work is greatly appreciated.
	My wife and I thoroughly enjoy the show together and it's dramatically changed the way we watch the news at night, making it mostly unbearable.
	I started listening in 2012 and made my first donation in 2014.
	I couldn't... we should just let Casey case him.
	I started my listening in 2012 and made my first donation in 2014.
	I just couldn't stand being a douchebag anymore.
	I chipped in with a $33.33 month plan in early 2016, now lacking only $200 to complete my knighthood.
	I couldn't resist the opportunity to get a $400 credit with a double up offer.
	Not quite pulling it off.
	I thought you started good.
	I started good and then I just lost it.
	You cracked out in the middle and you almost finished well.
	I'm tiring.
	So with this $200 donation, I reach knighthood legitimately and I score a decent producership credit since I'm also a hot air balloon pilot.
	When not managing the dude's name, Ben, I would like to be known as Sir Arrow, Knight of the Knots.
	Get it?
	That's right.
	Those guys, you know, they steer with the wind.
	And so they go up and down in altitude to catch, like, these little, minute little drafts.
	Yeah, they go different directions.
	I've crashed in a balloon, so it's not my favorite.
	I will start working on getting my wife, the always lovely kitty, up to dame status in the near future.
	And by the way, I'm not saying anything's wrong with balloons.
	I just like aircraft with engines.
	Mike Clark.
	Yes, looking forward to your ceremony.
	Here's to another 10 years!
	You got it!
	You have a note for Jim C. from Andover, Massachusetts?
	I do have a note from Jim C. Hi John and Adam, thanks for all the hard work.
	It's sad that so few voices in our country calling for peace.
	I'm grateful that you are among those that are.
	Your consistent and eloquent call for peace, compassion, and plain old sanity is needed today more than ever.
	So for the brown people in sandy places, the yellow people in eastern places, and the little people in every place who are being sacrificed and impoverished on the altar of our imperial technocratic aspirations, please accept this donation that I hope will keep you speaking for another 10 years and more!
	Wow!
	There you go.
	Please clap.
	That was good!
	Yeah, it was.
	Robert Robertson Weed has another note that he hand-wrote, but he wrote it.
	He actually hand-wrote it, and he says it starts with, sorry about the writing.
	So I can only read part of this.
	Guardians of Sanity, thank you for your service.
	I started the listing about a year ago, and y'all saved me from election depression disorder.
	Huh?
	Yeah.
	Is that a good one?
	Election de- E-D-D.
	D-E-D-D.
	E-D-D.
	Good one.
	Very good one.
	Do I have gripes?
	As I have gripes as within the something castigation of my decision to attend college and the constant berating of the atrazine urinalysis of the student loan debt and college scam along with most everything else is beyond comparison.
	It pains me to hear donations low of late and I only wish I could do more to help Noah Jenna To make sure it continues.
	Those who say I have better things to spend my money on lies.
	Yours truly, Robert Roberts, surf of the Pacific Northwest.
	James Schmidt, 19007 Knoxville, Tennessee.
	Gentlemen, please find attached my belated contribution to continue your work in opening the eyes of we downtrodden slaves.
	The manipulations of the media and government are a continual threat to our sanity, and my humble pittance is offered to help continue your work.
	With a double credit, this should bring me within one penny of knighthood.
	Adam, could you please throw one in?
	I would like the title of Sir James of La Conte Highlands, if available.
	I'm sure it is.
	Karma to all.
	You've got karma.
	Anonymous, Brooklyn, New York.
	Anonymous from Brooklyn here, taking advantage of the double credit to finish my third knighthood.
	Somehow I completed my second one without realizing on a 33.33 month plan, which more people should do.
	Requesting to be upgraded to a Baron of the Broken MTA.
	That's your Brooklyn?
	Keep up the great work.
	You keep me sane and entertained twice a week for three hours at a time.
	If you're going to New York City, save some time.
	Don't ride the Metro.
	Yes, I'm bitter.
	Wow.
	That was your Brooklyn, huh?
	That's... I've... Well, it was noticed by Grouchy Guy.
	There's no Brooklyn in there.
	I got it.
	I got it.
	Well, it says anonymous from Brooklyn here.
	Yeah, he said Brooklyn, but I can't do the Brooklyn.
	I can do Brooklyn, and I can do Trump.
	I can do kind of Philadelphia, but I can't do Brooklyn.
	And if I could do Brooklyn, I could do Trump.
	And I can't do Trump, so I can't do Brooklyn.
	David Wilson from Queens.
	He's from Queens, he's not from Brooklyn.
	David Wilson is from Queensland, Australia.
	Springshire, to be exact.
	Hi, John Adam here is a $250.06 Aussie dollar-ets, dollar-a-doos, which are taking me over the line for knighthood.
	I would like to be known as Sir David John Wilson.
	Fencer of Minerva.
	Fencer is an archaic form of defender and Minerva is another form, a name from my locality.
	Congratulations on 10 years.
	Regards, Sir John.
	Yeah, I'm a fencer.
	You know that, right?
	I was a fencer.
	So you're an actual fencer?
	Yeah, yeah.
	With a sword.
	Well, we call it a foil.
	Yeah, whatever.
	My son is.
	Sword.
	The buzzkill junior.
	Hey, I can challenge him to a duo!
	I guess you could.
	Does he do saber or foil?
	He does foil.
	It's been a while.
	Eh, he's not gonna do it.
	Brian Tobiason, 1-80-81 Gardner, Kansas.
	I simply couldn't pass up the generous doubling offer.
	This total is 67 cents more than I needed for the straight-up 1,000 when you're doubling, but I couldn't resist the palindrome.
	That's right, 1-80-81.
	Please knight me as Sir Brian Tobiason.
	Nothing fancy.
	I'd like to add some Blanton's bourbon to the round table.
	Okay, let me get that.
	Blanton's Bourbon.
	Lastly, can I get a birthday shout out to my son Mateo who turns one on the 27th.
	Thank you for your courage, gentlemen.
	I so much appreciate all that you do.
	We appreciate you.
	Blanton's Bourbon is on the list.
	John Vogel in Bronx.
	Yay.
	Here comes another great impersonation.
	Step back.
	Hello?
	Oh, John?
	Oh, jeez.
	Oh, I think I... Oh, there you go.
	I think that was on... that one was on me.
	What happened?
	Uh, just the... the... the Wi-Fi on the Mac.
	It just... Overheated?
	I guess.
	Too much... too many gigabits flowing through the wires, man.
	All right.
	Let's go back to John Vogel, pick him up there.
	Hello?
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	John Vogel, $180 from the Bronx, New York.
	Hey, I'm honored to be an executive producer for this historic show.
	Ten years later, your experiment has yielded an entertaining product with a unique perspective.
	Here's to ten more years!
	Jingles, he'd like the Dvorak Adele hello.
	I got that one, but what is the Dvorak Elgo song?
	I don't know what that is.
	I don't know what that is.
	And the Comey song.
	Hold on, let me find the Comey song for a second.
	Comey song.
	Damn, what was that?
	Oh yes, I got it here.
	Okay, Adele.
	I don't have, I don't know about the algo.
	I can just do a generic algo if that's okay.
	I don't know what it is.
	Well, we'll just do a, we'll do the jingle.
	Here we go.
	Hello.
	Hello.
	It's me.
	It's me.
	And here I sit on the stoop.
	I like that Comey song.
	It's a great song.
	It's Blondie, of course.
	The FBI director has no credibility.
	He's the wrong man for that position.
	Call me.
	James Comey.
	Call me.
	Woo!
	I like that Comey song.
	That's a great song.
	It's Blondie, of course.
	Call me.
	Uh, no...
	Thanks.
	Anonymous.
	175.
	Anonymous.
	K. Anonymous.
	Nonymous.
	Nonymous.
	John, you finally found a way to get an old skinflint to open his wallet.
	I love it.
	I got ants.
	I want ants.
	I got some get well karma needed for a close relative.
	Okay.
	Ants coming up at the end of the show next week.
	You've got karma.
	The end of the show next week.
	Is that what you said?
	Yes.
	Yes, that's kind of what I said.
	Email from Jim Coyle at Gmail.
	How do those two guys talk so long?
	I know.
	Well, email from Jim Coyle.
	You don't want to talk.
	You don't want to talk.
	I'm talked out!
	Email from Jim Coyle.
	Jim Coyle came with $175 as did Anonymous.
	Let's see what he got here.
	I might have it in the binder.
	You might want to look it up on your other system.
	I did.
	I could not find anything, sadly.
	So I'm not, I'm unaware.
	Are we going to go to the 150s, to the 150s here?
	Eh, we'll go a little further.
	Okay.
	Why not?
	I'm having a good time.
	Oh, time of your life!
	Hey, 420 passed.
	I better get on the stick.
	Mark Hall, 172.57, our buddy.
	Yep.
	Uh, boom.
	John Adam, congrats on 10.
	After years of working with the Obots, I was rapidly turning into a grumpy misanthrope.
	Three years ago, I met a guy in the streets of a small West Texas town named Adam.
	I later learned that this was the amazing Adam Curry, the Wolfman Jack.
	And co-host of No Agenda.
	Now I can report that after listening to No Agenda on a regular basis, my amygdala is back to normal.
	And my T-levels are off the charts!
	Yes!
	I'm sending in this...
	On this basis, I'm sending it.
	Okay.
	It's back to normal.
	Blah blah blah.
	Two for donation, which should take me to knighthood.
	Henceforth, I'd like to be known as Sir Sencocho.
	Sencocho.
	Of the Mexican... Spanish Maine.
	Sir Sencocho of the Spanish Maine.
	All right.
	I met Wolfman Jack!
	Good.
	Okay.
	That's close to your Alex Jones.
	Nah, that's a little more growly.
	I think you should start with that and then you can back it off.
	IT'S REAL OKAY!
	I GOT THE DOCUMENTS!
	No.
	No.
	It doesn't have the right tonality.
	Matthew Elwert, Sir Matt of the Moon $170.
	It's been far too long since I've donated.
	Your show is truly an incredible resource and more important than ever.
	I find myself looking forward to your insights and analysis as the M5M continues to dig deeper and deeper.
	Keep up the great work!
	Boy, that M5M meme really caught on, didn't it?
	Along with today being the 10th- Instantly.
	Along with today being the 10th anniversary of the show, it's also my 33rd birthday.
	I'd like to give myself a birthday shout-out.
	I'm currently in Japan on a- Yep.
	Currently in Japan on a two-week business trip.
	I could use some travel karma for the trip back home.
	On the way here, my team got stuck overnight on the 22nd on the Shinkansen, that's the high-speed train, near Mount Fuji due to a power failure at the station.
	Likely due to Typhoon Lan.
	Huh.
	They have names for their typhoons.
	We finally made it to our hotel around 7 a.m.
	on the 23rd after traveling for more than 30 hours.
	33 by any chance?
	Let's see, what jingles does he want here, John?
	He wants an Obama you might die, a goat scream followed by Dr. Kiki.
	It was worth it.
	Oh, the worth it.
	I haven't played that one in a while.
	Okay.
	You might die.
	It was worth it.
	It was worth it.
	A weird combination, but very funny.
	Okay, uh, Vivian Poole.
	Oh, Vivian!
	Yes, we know Vivian.
	Oh, Vivian.
	This donation, when combined with your generous celebration contribution, should make me a baroness.
	Congratulations on ten years of preserving the truth.
	I have my challenge coin nearby.
	I wear my ring proudly.
	No agenda helps maintain my sanity.
	Thank you for your service and all the hours you put into the show.
	Thank you very much, Vivian.
	That's so kind of you.
	John Davis, Brentwood, Tennessee, 16711.
	My donation includes 56 bucks in homage to my 56k modem, Gateway Drug to the Internet, and 1111, which I term Wall of Missiles Donation, in honor of my daughter, Lieutenant Kim Davis, who controls 10 nuclear missile sites on a daily basis in North Dakota.
	We have cool producers.
	We'd like a little inside info.
	While other Millennials look for safe spaces to protect their feelings, my 24-year-old safe space is 100 feet under the ground in a capsule providing a warm blanket of nuclear deterrence for our country.
	Please, a shout-out, BULLY, for Kim, who I hit in the mouth a year ago.
	Your show is literally making the world a safer place to live.
	Bully is miscellaneous speak for well done, apparently in deference to Teddy Roosevelt.
	Yeah, bully.
	Bully, bully, bully for you!
	I didn't even know that.
	Oh, I didn't know that.
	So, bully, bully for you.
	But let me just, let me... And he wants some pew-pews for obvious reasons, but... Let me just re-read that.
	Because what he's saying is... Because of our show... We literally, because we keep Kim... BULLY!
	...safe...
	We are keeping the world a safe place.
	Well, I think Kim's probably keeps herself safe.
	But I'm glad she listens to the show.
	I think it'd be dynamite to know that somebody in a silo.
	Yeah.
	And do you really have that two keys and got to go, yeah, turn the key?
	You would like to do that?
	I think so.
	Got lots of pew-pews for you, Kim.
	Okay.
	There you go.
	Eric Schmidt in Frankfurt, Deutschland.
	Eric Schmidt in Frankfurt.
	167.
	It's an outstanding product.
	Thank you for your work.
	Thank you.
	No messing around with that guy.
	Nathan Landman in Bloomington, Ohio.
	166.67.
	Love the twice weekly dose of sanity working to disembiggen.
	Deembiggen, my amygdala.
	Deembiggen.
	Deembiggen.
	So I request job and higher education karma for my fiancé and myself.
	Okay.
	And, uh, here we go.
	Jobs!
	And jobs!
	Let's vote for jobs!
	You've got karma.
	Daniel Ehrlich in Bowlesburg, Pennsylvania, 16667, again.
	Keep doing what you're doing.
	My sanity would suffer without the BPITU.
	Love and light, Sir Dan.
	Hi, Jen, says Kenneth Verberg.
	But he's from Holland, so... Verburg.
	16666.
	Gents, this concludes my long road to knighthood.
	This concludes my long road to knighthood since March 2013.
	Yes, I've been a douchebag a few years before that, as I've been listening to every Noah Genis show and the daily source code from the very beginning.
	You make my daily commute bearable and provide a healthy dose of amygdala shrinkage.
	Being from Almere in the Netherlands, the title of Sir Kenneth Below the Sea seems appropriate.
	I agree.
	No jingles, no karma.
	NJNK, thank you very much.
	John J. Curto.
	Dunedin.
	Dunedin, Florida.
	16666.
	Note for donation emailed to John.
	Don't have it.
	Maybe I should check real quick.
	Let me see if I have one.
	People get confused often.
	No, I do not have anything in the database.
	Sorry.
	Well, let me take a quick look on Squirrel.
	To the Squirrel mails, everybody!
	Quickly, to the Squirrel mail.
	To the Squirrel, John.
	Here it is.
	Note for donation sent whenever.
	Jingle request.
	Ah.
	Okay, ready?
	In his note, he put it at the beginning.
	Okay.
	Donate to no agenda song.
	Yeah.
	Thanks, Obama.
	The service goat scream and general karma for all.
	Oh, that's not too bad.
	No, it's not bad at all.
	He says, please de-douche me, as I was not granted my requested de-douching from my last off-cycle monthly donation over a year ago.
	Let me do it right now.
	You've been de-douched.
	Okay.
	This donation is long overdue, though I have a monthly subscription.
	The value I receive from you both is difficult and hang a dollar sign to hang a dollar sign on.
	Ah, I get it.
	Oh, I see.
	In other words, we're so valuable you can't really put a price on it.
	Well, that's true.
	Adam has a spare penny to throw in while doubling my $1.66 donation.
	I'll make it $3.33 and be forever grateful.
	Earlier this year...
	My family suffered a terrible tragedy that severely darkened my days for many months.
	Thankfully, things were starting to look up.
	However, during those dark times, the No Agenda Show was one of the very few places I could turn to for a smile and laughter, aside from my smoking hot girlfriend, Ariana, and my family.
	The show gave me hope and helped me stay on the course.
	For this, I could never repay you, so thank you very much.
	I would like to call out a dude named Glenn Bukowski for being a douchebag.
	I hit him in the mouth months and months ago to balance his AJ show compulsions and although he enjoys the No Agenda show regularly, he has yet to donate.
	I must also give a shout out to Chris and Chase at the Unifilter show who are responsible for my finding No Agenda in the first place.
	Oh, we thank them profusely.
	Yes, thank you Chris, thank you Chase.
	I am from Dundin, Florida, where the Far Cry playing basement-dwelling pederast psycho was found to be hoarding weapons and images of nearby schools.
	Ah.
	We also have a serial killer in the loose in Tampa.
	In these days, Noah, Jenna's more important than ever to help us keep our sanity.
	My smoking hot girlfriend affectionately refers to you both as Uncle John and Uncle Adam and eagerly looks forward to the show, making for many lively discussions over dinner, especially when giving her unique perspective as a Cuban who has only been living in the United States Gitmo Nation for the last two years.
	Again, I cannot thank you enough for what you do.
	I'm truly forever grateful and love and light.
	I'm not sure what we'd do without you.
	And it's a donate song.
	Thanks, Obama.
	Goat scream, Karma?
	Uh, it's funny you should ask.
	Just clicked on the thing.
	It's been so long.
	It's donate to know it, you donate, and then, oh, thanks, Obama.
	Then the goats scream and karma.
	Donate to a no agenda.
	They give us shows week after week.
	Donate to a no agenda.
	It's a show that's really unique.
	Donate to a no agenda.
	Listen to John and Adam speak.
	Donate to a no agenda.
	Science is turning into a clique.
	Thanks, Obama.
	You've got Actually, that's pretty funny.
	That's great.
	Benjamin Madsen in Bates City, Missouri, 16666.
	I've been listening for too long without donating.
	Please de-douche me.
	Okay, let me do that right.
	You've been de-douched.
	I'd also like to request some health cover for my beautiful wife.
	We're traveling to a clinic in John's Neck of the Woods, San Francisco, in December.
	This is a Harry A. O'Meary attempt to see if we can undiagnose illness that she's been fighting for three years.
	Finally, if you don't mind throwing in that, I guess you're going to Stanford or something.
	Yeah.
	San Francisco, maybe.
	Finally, if you don't mind throwing in that extra penny for the toll credit to $3.33, I'd appreciate it.
	You know, I'm going to give her some service goat karma.
	Bring out the big guns.
	You've got it.
	Let's see how that works.
	Okay, you're up.
	Uh, France, Frank, Kasowitz, Independence, mmm, Minnesota Nuts, 16665, uh, hello John and Adam, he has a number of jingles here that I have to look up, uh, making my first donation to the No Agenda Show, besides buying a hat from the No Agenda Shop, I'd like to call out Ted Strauss as a douchebag.
	Even though he introduced me to the show and has donated to the show.
	Oh.
	But he's a man overboard.
	Ah, there we go.
	For about a year now, due to listening to too many podcasts, like sports podcasts and Loveline and with Mike and Dr. Drew.
	Yeah.
	But the main reason I'm calling him out as a douchebag is I am still a little mad about the bet he made with Mike the janitor and I.
	For the 2016 election.
	We heard about this earlier.
	He made the bet that if Hillary won, he would get $50 from both of us.
	And if Trump won, he would pay both of us $1,000.
	He was looking at the polls and $270 to win.
	He isn't a Hillary supporter.
	He was just looking at the numbers.
	After we all shook hands on it, he did ask me later if we should write this down on paper.
	I said, nah.
	But after the election, he refused to pay us due to Hillary winning the popular vote.
	Oh, man!
	Wow!
	Dick move!
	Totally.
	Mike was pissed because he was going to buy slash adopt a hypoallergenic dog for his son.
	I tried to talk to... Try a service goat.
	I tried to talk to Ted about lowering the payout, but he refused.
	Mike did threaten Ted, but nothing happened after that.
	I just let it go and figured that karma will get him in the end.
	I'm not mad at him, but that he refused to pay up is pretty lame.
	Keep up the good work.
	Play the jingles and karma.
	The jingles are at the top.
	I can tell you what they are.
	Okay.
	All right.
	Hit me.
	Hit me.
	It's fat, bitch.
	From Fletcher.
	Yeah.
	Fluoride, the best part of waking up is fluoride in your cup, and we gave him everything.
	I have no idea what that is.
	We gave you what?
	We gave him everything.
	It's like a contest we got going.
	I really don't know what that is.
	In three notes!
	I don't know what that is.
	Let me see if I can find the... Where's the fluoride in your cup?
	I don't know, man.
	That's an old one.
	Yeah, it should be under fluoride, I guess.
	Yeah?
	Yeah?
	Okay.
	Well, maybe this is it.
	All right.
	Well, I'll just give him the karma server's goat.
	I don't know what the- we gave him everything is.
	SAD BITCH!
	It's been a while since I heard that one.
	Yeah, that is actually pretty, uh... That's cool.
	It's been a while since I heard that one.
	Yeah, that is actually pretty...
	That's cool.
	That's cool.
	Go ahead.
	You can do it.
	Adam Selby, Parts Unknown in the U.S., 16661.
	Thanks for producing such an excellent show and congrats on 10 whole years.
	It's easily one of my essential, it's easily one of my only essential podcasts, along with the fantastic congressional dish, Jen Briney.
	We feel somewhat as a sprout of our show, in a way, which I found through Adam's mention on a previous show.
	Value for value works.
	Yes, it does.
	Sir Johnny O., Knight of the Firearms, 16650, also in the United States of Gitmo Nation, parts unknown.
	From Sir Johnny O., Knight of the Firearms, happy 10th anniversary.
	Here's to 10 more and JNK.
	Thank you so much.
	And I'll take Michael Snyder, Santa Rosa, California, 166.50.
	Today, we celebrate the longevity of No Agenda, 10 years, but it's the quality that is the real star.
	I've been listening since episode 401, and the show has only gotten better over the years.
	From the media deconstruction to the production values, truly the best podcast in the universe.
	And what does he have here?
	Fact-based?
	Oh, yeah.
	Fact-based.
	I understand.
	Thank you, Adam and John, for all you do.
	Dale Norman.
	Cherville, Indiana, 166.50, again.
	I was hitting them out after seeing how these sausages were made on YouTubes and hooked ever since.
	I have been in control room megaphone for my own po- I have a control room megaphone for my own podcast.
	You guys are legends.
	All the best.
	Can I get a, it's a scam, two to the head, and thanks, Obama.
	Can you do the, uh, the scam live?
	Okay.
	It's a scam!
	Thanks, Obama.
	Perfect.
	Brian Moss, Rancho Santa Margarita, California.
	$166.50.
	Congratulations, John and Adam.
	10 years is a long time to do anything.
	You are truly making a difference.
	This year, I've enjoyed sharing the podcast with my 13-year-old son, David.
	Davin.
	Davin?
	Davin.
	I think Davin.
	It's undoing years of alternate universe upbringing from the school system.
	NJ, NK, no jingles, no karma.
	Another human resource saved, John.
	We've saved yet another one.
	To Richard Gardner, Baron Richard Gardner, actually, in Chicago, 166.50, outstanding achievement.
	Gentlemen, I can hardly believe it's been over seven years since I started listening to the show.
	Incidentally, has anyone ever pointed out that your anniversary date is identical to the key date from my favorite movie, Back to the Future?
	Huh?
	Oh, is that so?
	Was that the date that they traveled?
	Why is my voice going up the whole time?
	I don't know.
	That could be true.
	There it goes again.
	Maybe you're not actually surprised.
	I gotta do something with my voice.
	I keep going up like that.
	That's a problem.
	Okay.
	Let's keep going.
	Your turn.
	We're gonna do a showdown.
	You're back and forth here.
	Alright.
	Mike Pollack.
	That's not gonna work.
	Let me take that off.
	That's a little too crazy.
	Mike Pollack.
	In the morning, John and Adam.
	Congratulations on your 10th anniversary.
	I recently came across the No Agenda podcast.
	Now my life has improved end-user experience.
	I gotta write that down.
	We improve your end-user experience.
	Thank you for all you do.
	Please accept this donation of 220-ish.
	Canadian funds, hence the 166.50, and doubling that for the purposes of accounting.
	I request this as an executive producer credit, gentleman of the manner, a podcast license, and a penny.
	I got a penny for you right there.
	I appreciate this opportunity you are providing to the producers.
	As a disabling condition and subsequent layoff means I have to make every bit go as far as I can.
	So when supporting the V4V model, doubling donation amounts and accepting Canadian money at par is like Alex Jones 360 win.
	Can Alex Jones 360 win?
	I'm not quite sure what that means.
	It's something I've seen references to it.
	I don't know what it means, but the chat room will know.
	Disclosure.
	I work.
	I neither work for nor do I hold investments in Infowars.
	Thank you.
	Happy belated to the love of my life, my smoking hot wife, Christina.
	Happy 10th birthday to the No Agenda podcast and happy birthday week.
	Thanks, Adam.
	Next week to me.
	If you please, I really use a de-douching karma, jobs karma and WTC7.
	10 more years of No Agenda.
	Thank you for your courage.
	WTC7 won't go away!
	Jobs, jobs, and jobs.
	Let's vote for jobs!
	You've been de-douched.
	You've got karma.
	Thank you, Mike, from Canada.
	Brian Mc... Brian Mc... We're going back and forth.
	This is a showdown.
	Back and forth.
	Back and forth.
	Go.
	Brian McVicker, 165.15.
	Thanks for the jobs, comrade.
	Works.
	Congratulations on 10 years.
	Boom!
	You're up.
	Ah, boom count.
	11.
	Uh, yes.
	No, 12 at this point.
	Uh, here we go.
	This is Joel Blazek from Reno, Nevada.
	160.16.
	Double up the boob for a double boob job.
	ITM, Sir Joel.
	Battle-born baronet.
	Thank you very much, sir.
	Evan Black!
	I got that, 16015.
	He's in Olath, Kansas.
	Jingle request, my millennial stay woke goat scream, Nick's Donald Likes Nazis, 999, and some job cover for my friend.
	ITM John and Adam, congratulations on 10 years of award-winning podcasting excellence.
	Thank you.
	And I got a straw.
	Sorry about that.
	This is a giant one.
	Name of the city of residence pronounced Olay, Olay.
	It does, but it doesn't help actually.
	According to local usage in the book of knowledge, Olay, Olay.
	Don't mind the mild amusement from pronounced John Olath.
	What am I doing?
	Wrong.
	I have no idea what you're doing.
	Shall I read it?
	Don't talk about the pronunciation.
	I don't see the difference.
	I don't either.
	Okay.
	Well, Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
	I want to thank my smoking hot girlfriend, Melissa, for being the best romantic partner I've ever had.
	I'm grateful we live in the same universe.
	The one without pussy hats.
	There are pussy hats in this universe, no matter what one you're in.
	Hate loving Trump and hashtag me too status updates of oppression.
	Even though she does not regularly listen to the No Agenda show like I do, we can have constructive conversations about what I learned from the show.
	She should listen to the show.
	We love each other very much and we're making long-term plans to be together.
	Oh, nice.
	My long-term friend, Jameel, turns 39 years old on Sunday, October 28th.
	So do we have him on the birthday list?
	Yes.
	I remember him asking me nine months ago, six months ago, to take him to the emergency room when he had an experience in his suicidal ideation.
	Oh, man.
	Drugs.
	Yeah.
	Prescription drugs.
	So this birthday seems more significant for me.
	He has had a challenging year dealing with depression and anxiety that prevents him from working.
	So I'm hopeful of some mental health karma from the show in addition to his present.
	Donald loves Nazis.
	for improving his mental health can help him in some way.
	In the same way that Jobs Karma and F Cancer Karma have helped many other No Agenda listeners.
	Yes, we can do that with all your jingles as requested in your rather longish note.
	My millennials, stay woke!
	Donald loves Nazis.
	Donald loves Nazis.
	CNN say that he's KKK and he shouts to Hillary.
	with it.
	Wow.
	I'm, uh, quite a wall of sound there.
	They call me the Phil Spector of podcasting.
	Your turn. - I mean.
	Michael Stulock, Stulock, Stulock, from Parts Unknown and Gitmo Nation Proper 16016.
	The double credit rewards me for being like Clay Travis and believing in two things completely.
	The First Amendment and boobs.
	So for sponsoring a pair of boobs, I become an executive producer.
	Thanks, No Agenda!
	Charles Couch.
	I got it.
	Oh, no, if you could do it, I can get the clips.
	Charles Couch 159.
	I thought we were going back and forth.
	Yeah, but when I have to look up clips, you know, it's a little... Yeah, okay, we're not gonna... We give up on that.
	If there's clips, I'm reading it.
	You got it.
	Charles Couch 159.
	Donation two for one plant puts me in the knighthood.
	My accounting will be sent in a separate email.
	I would like to be known as Sir Charles of the coin-operated laundromat.
	Please call out the following three douchebags.
	Katie!
	Douchebag!
	Aaron!
	Douchebag!
	Kyle!
	Douchebag!
	Adam, two of my requested clips, they may not exist as they were from recent episodes, which you said you would clip, but I'm unsure you have them.
	So if you don't have them, no worries.
	Also, please give out some newlywed karma for my smoking hot wife and me.
	Okay.
	Clip request.
	Hillary Clinton is a bigot.
	No, I don't have that one.
	I have the other two.
	Stop the hammering.
	You might die.
	Happy 10 years.
	Thank you for the sanity.
	Sir Charles of the coin operated laundromat.
	Stop the hammering!
	I had a swollen amygdala.
	What the hell was that?
	You've got karma.
	You might die.
	There we go.
	You might die of a swollen amygdala.
	Okay.
	Mark DeWitt, $158.
	That should give me knighthood with the Double Miles campaign.
	I want to be Sir Ever of the what?
	As in whatever.
	And Sir Ever of the what, New Jersey, even, to make it specific.
	Karma for my little brother with pulmonary fibrosis.
	Oh, man.
	You've got karma.
	Come on, karma.
	Do your thing, do your thing.
	Brian Leslie in Bremerton, Washington, 15635.
	I would like to be known as Sir Latte, Knight of the Bremelos.
	So with this twofer special, I'm only 156.35 away.
	And with this donation, I have reached knighthood.
	I would like to be known as Sir Latte, Knight of the Bremelos.
	Okay.
	Thanks for providing 10 years of media deconstruction for being the best podcast in the universe.
	Gonna have a Dr. Kiki science?
	That is just like popular one today.
	We haven't played that forever and now everyone wants it.
	Isn't that interesting?
	Atlas Shrugged and then a goat scream.
	No, that's the most popular one.
	Shut up already!
	It's science!
	Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand.
	Uh, Simon Leonard, somewhere, 15624, Victoria, BC.
	I can do this one.
	Please accept these 200 Canadian dollarettes towards my knighthood.
	I believe John mentioned that even a lowly dollarette would be accepted for both U.S.
	dollar value and double credit for this 10-year promotion.
	Correct, you are.
	Thanks!
	I'm not quite at knight level yet, but if possible, I'd like to reserve the title of Sir Simon Leonard, the Hoodwink Knight.
	I'm sure that's okay.
	Also, please call out Karl Plusterer and Shawn Driver as douchebags.
	There's one and there's two.
	I just hit Sean in the mouth the other day, but I hit Carl years ago, and he still has yet to become a producer, as far as I can tell.
	I must say that some Trump jobs karma that Adam so generously extended to me in June has gone a long way.
	Thank you very much.
	P.S.
	No jingle requests for me except for some general karma for everybody.
	Thank you.
	I'm happy that jobs karma works, Simon.
	You've got karma.
	Colin Ayers in bliss.
	Foxfield, Michigan, 153.33.
	Congrats on 10 years of exposing bull crap.
	I'd like to express my sincere gratitude for the work you do.
	I've been a loyal listener since episode 518, and I can't imagine what we would do without your insight.
	Please give a shout-out to my sexy mistress, Samantha.
	Hey, Samantha.
	Who has been a regular listener for three years.
	Also give Toby Digital a douchebag call-out.
	Douchebag.
	You've pestered me for a good long while to listen to your show and has yet to donate.
	Lastly, I ask for some career small business karma for myself and some good general karma for the rest of Earth's inhabitants.
	With the exception of the reptilians and the archons.
	Yes, sincerely, Colin Ayres from Blissfield.
	You thought.
	Karma.
	I'm going to step back to the one before that, that we skipped.
	Dean Wormel in Westford, Massachusetts.
	154.33.
	It is with great pleasure to support the TBITU with this special $154.33 donation.
	Double to 308.66 for the 10th anniversary Noah Jenner show number 976.
	I've been with you since show 669 is a crossover from Twit donating small amounts since February 2015.
	Your analysis, wit, and banter is second to none.
	This special double donation brings me very close to knighthood, which I will hold back until December this year, leaving room for a very crowded podium for the Thursday 10th anniversary show.
	I humbly request the following.
	F-cancer for my 90-year-old father diagnosed with bladder cancer from earlier this year.
	Winter seasonal job karma for my 24-year-old son finishing up his fall fly-fishing guiding in the ADK.
	ADK?
	I don't know what ADK is.
	Job, new work karma from my industrial design and mechanical engineering company, caroldesign.com.
	It's been a slow summer for new work.
	Health karma for my wife.
	We'll be entering our 33rd year of marriage in November.
	General karma for you both, your families, and all the NOAHgender producers.
	A birthday shout-out to my daughter, Mary, turning 27 on October 26th.
	Happy birthday, Mary.
	Jingle requests.
	33 is the magic number.
	Thank you for your courage, your humble producer, Dean.
	Yeah, okay, we got that, Dean.
	Hold on, I'll be right with you here.
	Boom.
	That's a magic number.
	It's not a thing.
	It's not a thing.
	Job, job, job.
	And jobs!
	Let's vote for jobs!
	You've got karma.
	That was a whole lot of information.
	It seemed like code for an attack on the German train station in Berlin.
	Anonymous in Frisco, Texas.
	$150.51.
	A palindrome donation that remains one when doubled.
	Uh, if Adam throws in a penny.
	Okay.
	Uh, yeah.
	Hold on.
	Penny coming right... Uh... Penny.
	He needs a douchebag call-out to Steve.
	Okay, Steve?
	Douchebag!
	Jingles!
	Climategate and whoop him with the Constitution.
	Thanks for all you do, love and light, future Dame Firecracker.
	To the gate, to the gate, to the climategate!
	- Now get out there, and whoop, Obama behind.
	Whoopin', whoopin', whoopin' whoopin' whoopin' what the constitution!
	I hit it now!
	Whoopin', whoopin' whoopin' whoopin' whoopin' whoopin' whoopin' whoopin' whoopin' whoopin' whoopin' whoopin' whoopin' whoopin' whoopin' whoopin' whoopin' whoopin' whoopin' whoopin' a whoopin' whoopin' whoopin' whoopin' all of them behind.
	A whoopin' whoopin' whoopin' "A-Constitution!" Whoopin' whoopin'!
	I hope I said that right.
	I see no note.
	from Chris Witzerkowski.
	Witzerkowski.
	I hope I said that right.
	I see no note.
	Do you have anything in the binder?
	Nope.
	Jean-Jaume Leclerc, he's from Luxembourg, so I'd say Leclerc, 150.
	Happy 10th anniversary for the best podcast in the universe.
	I listen to the show while at work and it helps going through the day without going insane.
	Please give a lot of karma as I am single and have been this way way too long, trying to find some housing that I can afford.
	Prices here are insane.
	10,000 euros per square meter.
	I work at kind of a shitty job.
	I'm trying to change all this.
	Looking forward to the next 10 years of the No Agenda Show.
	Uh, yeah.
	We're gonna give you some knocked up, banged up Trump jokes.
	Jobs!
	And jobs.
	Let's vote for jobs!
	You've got karma.
	So, Sir Donald Winkler in Berlin won 50 and he wants a combination of tunes.
	That's all.
	Donald loves Nazis.
	Chemtrails, Goat Scream, and then he puts Boom in here, knocking it up to 13, I think.
	Donald loves Nazis.
	Donald loves Nazis.
	CNN say that he's KKK and he shall sing hail with it.
	Wow.
	can fail.
	So, Jose Abreu in Lisbon, Portugal.
	This advance payment on my severance will make me a baronet.
	May I request the Angela Merkel, Angela Merkel Jobs Karma?
	Do we have that?
	It would work better in Europe.
	Sir Z.P.
	of Lusitania, a listener since 2008, donor since 2010, and knight since 2014.
	Sir, this is true.
	JOBS!
	And jobs.
	Let's vote for jobs!
	VOTE JOBS!
	You've got karma.
	I didn't know we had a screaming room.
	Man, there's stuff in here I have no idea.
	It's just, it's outrageous.
	This is not enough to keep in my head.
	This is not enough to keep in my head.
	Anonymous, $150.
	Please keep me anonymous.
	John and Adam, the back office, and all the donating non-douchebags, thanks for 10 years of outstanding product.
	If available, please knight me Sir Knight of the Lepus?
	From the 1972 film.
	Is it Lepus?
	Lepus?
	I don't know.
	I don't know what film he's talking about.
	I don't know either.
	I humbly request some job-switching karma for my wife, uh, anonymous soon-to-be Sir Knight of the Lepus, and let me know if that's the right one or not.
	Jobs!
	And jobs!
	Let's vote for jobs!
	You've got karma.
	I think this show is gonna give people nightmares.
	Um...
	Jack Connors, Helena, Montana, 150.
	He wants to use his donation to the best podcast in the multiverse to remind everybody that the destruction of Club 33 was an inside job, just like WTC7.
	Club 33 will not go away.
	I demand to know why Adam and John are unwilling to talk about Club 33 anymore.
	Were they paid off?
	To hide the Hillary Clinton email server that was stored in the champagne room?
	Why did Adam use his portion of the insurance proceeds to buy an Airstream instead of rebuilding the club?
	Better than ever.
	Is the loss of Club 33 related to the wormhole in the Gulf of Aden that releases the fishes?
	Did the government use the harp machine located on the Israeli moon base to destroy the club with an earthquake?
	I think it wasn't an earthquake, it was one of those, what's a pulse beam?
	Directed energy weapon.
	Directed energy weapon.
	Did George Soros destroy Club 33 so he could build a pipeline transporting Russian natural gas to the White House as part of a vast left-wing conspiracy to establish that President Donald J. Trump and Vladimir Putin spent a passionate night colluding together in bed, the bed Obama stayed in when he visited Moscow?
	Did Freddy the Firewall get too close to the truth?
	Is that why he had to die?
	I demand answers to these questions and others over the last 10 years.
	Keep up the good work, and thank you for your service to our country.
	We're still working on why we never got the HEMA thing off the ground, but that's another story altogether.
	Well, thank you, Jack.
	Fantastic, and I'll play him this.
	Straight from Reseda, here she is, Raven!
	Give it up!
	Matthew Farrell in Leland, North Carolina, 150.
	This puts me over the top for knighthood.
	I'd like to be knighted, sir.
	Tarheel, in memory of the late Captain Buddy Long, who lost his battle with cancer a while back.
	I like a F-cancer, goat-stirred scream, and a karma.
	Thanks on a 10-years accounting in the email.
	Yes, consider that done.
	You've got karma.
	Lisa Bernier, another woman.
	Damn, another woman!
	Another woman looking for a deal.
	I had to take up the two-for-one offer, that's what she says.
	It is noticeable, I will say.
	I had to take up the two-for-one offer, boys.
	An inch a bit closer to joining the nights at our Detroit producer meetups.
	Unfortunately, I would like to move out of my mother's house someday, so full damehood will have to wait.
	Thank you for your sanity and reprieve from the universe be social media ranting and the ever I got to go to some more of these media Detroit meeting group Local number one is fantastic the ever-present drone of Fox News throughout the house My mom is very involved in local Republican goings-on But she does ask once in a while what my podcast guys say about certain topics well with the podcast guys say you should get out of your mom's house and Yeah, any way you can.
	Yeah.
	I would appreciate Jobs, Karma, and any and all Sharpton clips.
	Yes.
	All Sharpton clips.
	I got something for Lisa Byrne, yay?
	Resist.
	We must.
	We must.
	They're all jitty about a shutdown.
	The tortise in the race.
	Then co-author of Hoobries.
	You too, lead singer Bono.
	Fran Drescher.
	Sigournoy Weaver.
	Suspect Jahar Sanayev.
	Rush Limbaugh.
	The show Rush Lombard hosts Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor.
	Is Mike, uh, Mercury.
	Yesterday Antonin, Antonin Scalia.
	Kim Kardashian and the Republican candidates.
	Bokero and Benghazi.
	We rank behind Latvija, uh, Lavita.
	First stop.
	Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan to college students in Beijing.
	He's getting lunch at Chipotle in Iowa.
	Bane is appropriate.
	The GOP's tax day giveaway to millionaires.
	Why was traffic problems email sent?
	The Environmental Projection Agency and what sequestration has done.
	JOBS!
	And jobs.
	Let's vote for jobs!
	You've got... Karma.
	They were paying that guy good money.
	Good money.
	Good money for that douche.
	That's unbelievable.
	Carl Lidner.
	I really love that, you know, people ask for things.
	This stuff, I don't even remember we have it.
	If you said, what's a great clip to play of Sharpton, I wouldn't have known.
	It's really, this is, this is very fun to me.
	I mean, it's not the typical show, but I'm having a good time.
	Hello?
	Number 10.
	Carl Lidner, Cary, North Carolina, 150.
	Madison Perlini in Orlando, Florida.
	1.50 in the morning, John and Adam.
	Happy 10 years to the best podcast in the universe.
	Thank you immensely for your generous double credit offer.
	This brings me halfway to damehood.
	My boyfriend Dave punched me in the mouth on September in 2016, and I haven't missed a show since.
	I hope he's donating for this show.
	Otherwise, he remains a douchebag.
	I've been spreading the word of no agenda, so I hope more people can be freed from the M5M madness.
	You guys are fabulous.
	You make me laugh regularly while keeping my amygdala in check.
	It's a win-win.
	Go podcasting!
	Jingles!
	If I can get the various languages of In The Morning, that's a little medley, an Obama no song, and a Karma, that would be wonderful.
	Thank you again.
	Thank you for your courage.
	In the morning, while I'm at Yan'an, I shang wu, learn my time, I'm all that's new.
	La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la You've got karma.
	Okay, Ryan Berger.
	Taking advantage of the two-for-one deal.
	Email will be sent to both Adam and John with note.
	I would have been better off putting that in that space there that you put the other stuff because I don't have a note.
	I may have one.
	Let me see if I have Ryan Berger.
	I'm not so sure.
	I don't have the squirrel mail, you know, so it's not sure.
	Oh, yes.
	Okay.
	No, that's old.
	Nope.
	Nothing from Ryan.
	Sorry.
	Is it Ryan?
	No, it's not Ryan.
	Yeah, it's Ryan.
	Ryan Berger.
	Wait, let me look into the R's that might be under there.
	Meanwhile, I'll do Nikola.
	Erestavi, Nikola Erestavi, $150, parts unknown.
	Thank you for your courage and for bringing sanity to so many, including me.
	Listening for over four years, I've done my best to contribute and pay back the value that I've received from the show.
	Still, I felt like a douchebag, but no more!
	I am officially a knight, accounting attached.
	Next stop, Dukedom.
	I want to toast 10 more wonderful years of you two making the best podcast in the universe, the multiverse, and across every dimension.
	Thank you, sir.
	Maria Medina, Berwyn, Illinois.
	Dear John Adam, thank you for the great offer.
	I'm on my way to becoming a Knight of the No Agenda Roundtable.
	Congratulations.
	Michael Moss, 150, from Belvidere, Illinois.
	There you go, two Illinois' right next to each other.
	NJNK, thank you.
	Carl Schneider, 150, thanks for all that you do.
	Sir Timothy of the No Fix Title, 150, hello again.
	Eric, Adam, and John, I will send a brief note to accompany this donation for your big day.
	Tim Kiernan, do you have Tim Kiernan?
	I've got Ryan Berger.
	That's a good start.
	We'll back up to him.
	Okay.
	I've been on a meager subscription plan and recently made $1,000 on Bitcoin, so I had to share the spoils of fake money with you guys.
	Brief introduction, I'm a father of three in Northern California, served a two-year mission in Australia for the LDS Church, graduated from the California Maritime Academy, and I'm currently a police officer in Fairfield, California, working for the government.
	Especially in a capacity where I have to engage with the public in California is a special kind of hell.
	I'm eagerly trying to get out.
	Working for the public.
	I began listening in October 2016, haven't missed a show since.
	I rely on your show as my primary... I like cops to listen to the show.
	As a primary source of news to keep me sane.
	Anytime I see a mainstream broadcaster article, I often laugh out loud at the idiocy.
	But then I cry inside knowing that we're doomed.
	I would like to call out Brandon in Vallejo as a douchebag.
	He hit me in the mouth and I have yet to hear his name as a donor.
	Could I also request some land-buying karma in the end?
	Thanks for your courage and keep up the outstanding work.
	You are both legends in my book.
	Oh, that's very kind.
	You've got karma.
	Who was I looking up, the other person?
	I have Sir Tim with a no-fix title.
	He says in his email, it's the jingle that keeps making me send you money.
	Like the No Agenda Show, it never gets old.
	Please play Michigan's Own Cervix, crooning his edition of Night Moves one more time.
	What was that again?
	Fake news, fake news.
	It's like, hold on, I have it here.
	Yeah, it's a takeoff of night news, but what was the target?
	The target... Here we go.
	Riding up some fake news.
	That's it.
	Riding to get cheap clicks and top page views.
	Writing up some fake news.
	Oh, it's propaganda time.
	Thanks not only to Adam and John, but also to the loved ones in your lives who have supported your podcasting efforts for 10 years, or at the very least have not tried to make you Uncle Don, Aunt Meg, Tina the Keeper, Mimi, and all the rest, I salute you.
	Sir Timothy of the no-fix title, Plymouth, Michigan.
	Thank you.
	Another Michiganian.
	Very kind of you, sir.
	And that's true.
	That's true.
	You know, the people who we live with, they got some, they got some stamina.
	Oh, God.
	Wouldn't you say that qualifies as stamina?
	What would No Agenda think of that?
	Yeah, what does No Agenda say?
	Get that once in a while.
	What do those podcast conspiracy boys say?
	Yeah.
	Alright.
	Next.
	Adrian Drinkon.
	N-J-N-K.
	You have $150.
	Daniel Baxter.
	150.
	Congrats on 10 years.
	You guys have done amazing work.
	I hope you continue for many more.
	This contribution, along with the anniversary doubling, will complete my knighthood.
	I'd like to be titled Sir Dan the Man, Protector of Cape Coral and the Islands of Sanibel and Captiva.
	Oh, nice.
	I'd also like to thank you for your jobs, Karma.
	I requested in February.
	I was very unhappy in the position I was in, but shortly after got a new position that was greatly improved or greatly improved my quality of life.
	Karma works.
	Yes.
	The only jingle request is for another shot of karma for those who are still looking for work accounting for my knighthood below.
	Stop the hammering!
	Jobs!
	And jobs!
	Let's vote for jobs!
	You've got karma.
	I think the stop the hammering thing should be used for Jonathan Carpenter.
	Stop the hammering! 150.
	With a double credit, it should take me over the threshold for knighthood.
	I previously donated a total of $700.80.
	I'd like to have the title of Sir J.D.
	of the Digital Modes.
	You got it.
	You got it, my friend.
	I'll pick the next one here.
	Aaron Yoho.
	Yoho!
	Longtime supporter of the show.
	No jingles, no karma.
	Longtime donor.
	Longtime criminal defense attorney.
	It's Shea and Yoho, PLLC.
	SheyohoLaw.com.
	Hey, this is good to know.
	In Kingwood, West Virginia, please knight me Sir Aaron Yoho, Knight Esquire of the Noble Phallus.
	You get it?
	King.
	Wood.
	Also visit SheyohoLaw.com and don't talk to the police.
	Don'tTalkToThePolice.com.
	That's what they need.
	Don'tTalkToThePolice.com.
	That's easier than SheaYohoLaw.com.
	Don'tTalkToThePolice.com.
	Travis Bowers, $150.
	Adam and John, congrats.
	10 years executive producer for show 191 checking in here.
	I was the one that tried to start the double dimes in the quarter donation.
	It never took.
	I also think I am the original contributor of the legendary We Just Need Cash clip, an attribution I don't think I ever received.
	Well, then we're going to give it to you right now.
	We just need cash.
	I know a lot of people want to send blankets or water.
	Just send your cash.
	A lot has changed since I last donated in 2010.
	After 7 years in Chicago, I'm now married and residing in SoCal.
	If I can, I'd love some baby-making karma for the wife Sarai and I. We've been trying for over a year with no luck yet.
	But we happen to be experts in this.
	We are, as you know, penetration experts.
	All the best for the next 10 years.
	I truly hope you're able to sustain the show because you two are aging like fine wine.
	Yes.
	Remember to get the 2015 version of us.
	It seems to be good.
	You've got karma.
	That'll do it.
	Mark Plager.
	Is it Plager, you think?
	Or Pledger?
	Pledger.
	Pledger.
	Probably Pledger.
	150.
	Thanks for your generous double dollar offer.
	I'm now able to ascend to the status of knighthood.
	I would like to thank the recently knighted Sir Kevin of the Miami Valley for hitting me in the mouth in high school.
	For my four years in college, this show has been nothing short of excellent, keeping me entertained and sane.
	It also helped me forge a good friendship with Dieter Archer.
	Oh, by the way, hey Dieter, you're a douchebag.
	Get with the program and donate!
	Hey, please be knighted, Sir Mark of the Hafu Knight.
	I'd like to request straight tea and soba to be added to my knighting ceremony.
	Thank you for your courage.
	What is soba?
	Soba, it's like soba noodles.
	Oh, it's like soya with a B?
	Soba is a, so, okay, there's, Berkeley, by the way, right now has one of the great soba restaurants.
	Really?
	Yeah, very famous place.
	By a very famous soba guy from Japan.
	It's a dish.
	It's a noodle dish.
	It's like that Vietnamese noodle dish, pho.
	It's like that.
	Pho, yeah, pho, pho, pho.
	It's not pronounced pho.
	That's the first thing all the millennials will tell you.
	Wait a minute, wait a minute.
	It's P-H-O, isn't that it?
	That's what it looks like, but if you talk to them, if you ask any millennial, is it pronounced pho?
	No, no, it's pronounced pho.
	Let me try, let me try.
	Pho, pho.
	That's it.
	I got it.
	So, there is soba.
	So, there's soba noodles.
	Anyway, so that's whatever it is.
	So, he doesn't ask for anything, I think.
	You should have read that one.
	Okay.
	Sir Dave Fugazotto, Baron of Kansas City.
	Yep.
	Greetings from the heartland and congratulations on the occasion of your 10th year of service.
	To give a donation, you gentlemen have surpassed NPR as our national treasure.
	I wanted to share a quick anecdote.
	I received a call at work a few weeks ago from People for the American Way, or as the young man called it, PFAW.
	It wasn't actually for me, but rather someone who used to have my particular phone number.
	However, I could not resist putting on my No Agenda hat and kept him on the line for about 10 minutes while I listened to their plan to save America from the evils of President Trump and every possible ism that he and everyone who voted for him apparently possesses.
	I eventually gave him a gentle warning about swollen amygdala syndrome and recommended the only known and proven treatment, the No Agenda Show, administered in three-hour doses twice weekly.
	I teach mid-career military leaders for a living, and one of the things we stress is the importance of critical thinking.
	You two epitomize the skill, and I dutifully try to discreetly hit people in the mouth on a daily basis.
	Thanks for your superb analysis and edutainment.
	Holy crap!
	We're influencing people who teach military?
	Yeah.
	Yeah, that's good.
	When we finally take over!
	Thanks, Obama!
	Also, I just finished Red Cell by Scott McKenzie.
	Yes, a No Agenda novel.
	Highly recommended.
	It is an entertaining read, though that will be no surprise to anyone who has read his other work.
	Perhaps he should be added to the No Agenda Book Club, along with the other producer-authors, as mentioned in 975.
	Whoever runs NoAgendaBooks.com, the book club, please take care of that.
	How cool is that?
	Hey, someone will do that.
	I request that you give yourselves a shot of karma for the next 10 years.
	If you could, please play the Gitmo Nation National Anthem at the end of the show.
	It's been a while since we last heard it.
	Yes, I'll put it on the list.
	And here's the karma.
	Thank you very much, Baron Dave.
	You've got karma.
	Right.
	Am I right with Dwayne Biblo?
	Let me see.
	Yes.
	He says, can you do 150 bucks?
	Congrats for 10 years.
	Keep up the great work.
	Good.
	I'll take Andre Klaus from Den Haag in the Netherlands.
	Who has no notes.
	Good work.
	Let me just check.
	Let me just check.
	While you're doing that, I'll read Sir Gator.
	150 bucks.
	Hi, Rick and Morty.
	Congrats on the best podcast in the universe.
	Have you watched Rick and Morty?
	Yeah, I don't like it.
	Yeah, it figures.
	Congrats on the best podcast in the universe.
	Hard to believe.
	It's absurdist.
	To an extreme.
	Uh, and I enjoyed it.
	I didn't like it at first, but I saved by episode, uh, series situation three.
	You're the one that told me about Mindhunter?
	Yes.
	Fantastic.
	Good show, huh?
	You know, I got that from, uh, uh, one of Tina's daughters.
	It's just charming.
	Isn't it?
	It's a, it's a screwball show.
	And when I first heard it, it was about something about serial killers.
	I was thinking it was one of these stupid things, but no.
	It's just about an idealist in the FBI and his buddy, and it's like a road movie, too, because these guys are always in the road.
	But, the thing I like about it, and I'm always calling for this, there is absolutely well-filmed, beautifully hot sex.
	Yeah, I would say, and it doesn't bother you.
	No, and Tina's always laughing at me.
	I said, they didn't have any sex in this episode.
	I know how this works.
	I know how this works.
	You need something.
	Mindhunter.
	People want a Mindhunter.
	It's on Netflix.
	Mindhunter.
	It's on Netflix.
	It's when it's all done.
	You can go binge watch it if you want to.
	But I think it's very enjoyable and it caught me off guard.
	Because you're not the only one that said something about it.
	And you know, we don't agree on very few.
	Yeah, we agree on nothing.
	I mean, we agree on the spy stuff and all that kind of thing.
	I mean, you haven't started watching Berlin Station yet.
	Yeah, not yet.
	The new one, which is also good.
	It's not as good as the first season, but this is really dynamite.
	It's very well written.
	I'm glad you like it.
	Yeah, I like it a lot.
	It's a little straightforward.
	It doesn't have a lot of twists and turns.
	It's pretty straight up.
	The sex is hot.
	The sex is fine.
	SirGator150.
	It doesn't really contribute to the story.
	SirGator150, congrats on the best podcast.
	Hard to believe I listened to you two since show one.
	Yikes.
	Time flies, but you keep improving the show, continually pulling me out of dark corners to show me the world's crazy.
	Not just me.
	I wanted to thank you for that, and for the six hours of content.
	Six hours of content today!
	Each week that has been much more thought-provoking than anything ever produced in the M5M.
	To all the listeners who have not contributed, you will miss these guys when they're gone!
	Contribute, you douchebags!
	I want to hear the clippity-clop and a Hillary cackle.
	Oh, clippity-clop.
	Okay.
	And a cackle.
	Yeah, I got something here.
	Nope, wrong one.
	Hold on.
	Yeah, this is it.
	There we go.
	Clippity-clop.
	The message is clear.
	Just clippity-clop.
	That's labeled Hillary cackle, but it's clearly not her.
	It sounds just like her.
	Yeah.
	I got to find the other one.
	Dustin Marquez or Marguess 150.
	I haven't been checking my recurring payments to realize it's been $1,263.27 by nighting.
	So let's add this 150 and change my title to baronet.
	You got it.
	For the show note, you can just use... For the show note, you can just use... What am I missing here?
	I guess all we had to say was thanks for the awesome show.
	Thanks for the awesome show and keeping me sanity after listening to No Agenda and having my eyes open.
	I can't read or watch any other news outlet without my blood pressure spiking.
	So thanks for shoving the red pill down my throat.
	Felix Cornici, uh, Parks Unknown, $150.
	Happy Anniversary.
	Just some winter karma, please.
	Felix Cornici, Knight of the No Agenda Show.
	You've got karma.
	Jennifer McCullough from Sadler, Texas.
	If it please the swiftly swelling court, I seek an overdue de-douching and a little girl yay.
	You've been de-douched.
	And thank you for your courage, Jennifer.
	Adam Barrett, $150 from the United Kingdoms of Gitmo Nation, GMT.
	I do not see... Do you have a note from Adam Barrett?
	Nope.
	Okay.
	Steven Schnelker, New Haven, Indiana.
	No note.
	Jason Jeffery, also these are all $150.
	Wesley Chappell, here's to another 10 years of the best podcasting universe, NJNK.
	You want to do this one for a second?
	Robert Folkerts.
	From Grosse Pointe, Michigan, who should be in the Michigan local number one.
	Uh, and you should get on the mailing list.
	They have their mailing list.
	They got our own mailing list.
	$150 and he wants Hillary, two to the head.
	I guess I don't know what Hillary he wants, but one of the Hillary's, two to the head and a goat scream.
	Don't eat me, Hillary Clinton!
	Oh, and douchebag call out to Tim Gramer.
	Douchebag!
	And Travis McCurley.
	Oops.
	Douchebag!
	Heiko Santema.
	Santema.
	Heiko Santema.
	In Parts Unknown, Holland.
	150.
	Happy 10th.
	Thomas Novak, $150, no note, place unknown.
	Matthew Albert, Geneseo, New York, started listening this past election season.
	Sadly, this is the first of many donations.
	The show has destroyed my 25-year obsession with local sports talk radio, but congratulations on your 10 years.
	You must be pretty happy about that.
	We beat out, we pulled him away from sports talk radio.
	Yeah, but local sports is usually pretty, it's, it's, it's, it's, what do you call it when you, it's expendable.
	Local sports is very expendable.
	I mean, if you got some hot team locally playing like crazy and they got a couple of guys, it's kind of interesting, but the best is national sports talk.
	That's much better stuff.
	I'm hoping this lasts for another 10.
	At least one asked, don't let go of the Las Vegas shooting story.
	Something is just weird about the whole damn thing.
	Yes.
	And in fact, I have an update later.
	When do you want to pause?
	On today's show?
	When would you like to pause?
	When do I want to pause?
	Let's put, this is the last, hold on a second.
	Hold on.
	Let me finish.
	Let me finish.
	One simple request for karma.
	Okay.
	Karma.
	You've got karma.
	And then why don't we use Sir Dennis Nutting.
	And then that's a 150 spluff that we can stop and do some show.
	Yeah.
	And then we can get back to these people and give them all the credit they deserve.
	Now entering our number seven.
	Now entering our number seven.
	Nutting.
	Nutting would like an F cancer.
	You've got karma.
	He just got some updates on here.
	He's got the f-cancer.
	He said no reason.
	He sent us a letter, but he said no reason to read.
	Good.
	That takes us out of the 150s into 147.90 and we'll take a break.
	I mean, we won't take a break.
	We'll do the show.
	That's right, everybody.
	Rock and Rollers gotta go.
	We're staying here until every single song is crushed by the steamroller outside.
	We are back on the air everywhere.
	That's exactly what happened.
	Oh!
	Oh!
	Tell me I don't got it still.
	You still have it.
	Mm-hmm.
	Why would you not have it?
	It's not like, uh... I mean, it's not like it's ever computer-related where you, if you don't do, run some program every few months, you can't figure out how to use it.
	You almost have to go back and do it again.
	Exactly.
	I hate that.
	I'm no algo, bro.
	I mean, I always challenge people to go back and get a hold of Windows 3.0 or go back further, go to Windows 386, find a machine that's running that and see if you can even use the program.
	I'll bet you I could.
	See if you can, but it's a lot of work to figure out how to launch.
	With the alt key.
	So here we go with, uh, we're going to, we're doing, I know we should have a boom sound or something.
	I don't think that counts.
	Uh, a gong.
	Do you have a call?
	Back to the show.
	All right, we have the Vegas.
	I do have a weird update from ABC on the Vegas shooter.
	We turn next here to new developments in the investigation of the massacre in Las Vegas.
	Tonight, ABC News has learned what the gunman did to hide his tracks on his computer.
	And what, if anything, do authorities know tonight about his motive?
	Now, a month later, here's ABC's senior justice correspondent, Peter Thomas, tonight.
	Tonight, ABC News has learned exclusively that the hard drive is missing from the laptop computer found in Steven Paddock's sniper's lair at the Mandalay Bay Hotel.
	Some authorities suspect that Paddock destroyed or intentionally hid the hard drive to keep law enforcement from information that may have told them why he killed 58 people and wounded hundreds more.
	He would want to erase his digital history so nobody could ever figure out how and why he did what he did.
	And ABC News has also learned that Panic bought software to erase his hard drive.
	More evidence of its meticulous planning.
	The FBI and Las Vegas police continue to interview witnesses and run down leads from across the country, but have been frustrated by the lack of evidence pointing to a motive.
	We have found no signs of ideology or affiliation to any groups.
	And today, another disturbing twist.
	Steven Panik's brother, Bruce, arrested and charged with possessing child pornography in a separate investigation that began well before the Las Vegas massacre.
	And Pierre Thomas with us live tonight from Washington.
	And Pierre, almost a month now after this massacre, and authorities still have little idea what motivated him.
	David, authorities have interviewed hundreds of associate friends and family, but they don't seem any closer to finding a clear motive.
	David?
	Peter Thomas with us again tonight, thank you.
	Don't look over here!
	Nothing to see here!
	Ooh, look at that!
	This story is so full of crap.
	It's getting- it's getting worse.
	Hey, don't you think that- Let's just look at the facts.
	Let me ask you one question.
	Does Brother Bruce not look a lot like him?
	Yeah, it looks almost like the same guy.
	Thank you.
	Now, let's start with this thing.
	He's got a laptop with no hard disk in it.
	It happens, to the best of us.
	So he's got a laptop with no hard disk in it because he's planning.
	He's planning to kill himself.
	He's planning to kill himself.
	And he managed to also get some software to erase the hard disk, supposedly.
	I mean, that could be.
	Bleach bit.
	Glary utilities, anything will do that.
	Bleach bit.
	Format B, C. And that's a classic.
	Classic, yes.
	So you could do that.
	Please spit.
	But the hard disk isn't there.
	So where is the hard disk?
	And if he doesn't have a hard disk in his laptop, what's the point of having the laptop with him at all?
	Sounds like something's fishy.
	So somebody stole the hard disk from his laptop somewhere during this process.
	Uh, who knows who, or how, or when, or whether it was before he was shot, or after he was shot, or even he was the one that, you know, even he was there.
	This is just, they just, they're making a mess of, this is a botch.
	I'd like to know how many brothers there are, because there's now, we know there's three brothers, including- I didn't know that.
	Yeah, I didn't know that either, including Paddock, you know, the shoot, the so-called shooter himself.
	And now this one brother, Bruce, is arrested.
	We know for sure, when you are to be neutralized and taken out, that's the favorite way to do it.
	Oh, we found kiddie porn on your laptop.
	And you lock the person up forever.
	They go away, you never hear from them again.
	And the lack of any kind of investigative reporting on this is mind-numbing.
	We could talk for hours about what the president did or did not say to the poor woman.
	I'm so disgusted by that whole conversation.
	It pisses me off.
	It really does.
	I can't watch it anymore.
	It's like people like Don Lemon.
	I gotta play this for you.
	I gotta play this for you.
	Here's Don Lemon, he read a note, like an open letter to the mother of Le David who died in Niger.
	Here's Don Lemon, he has no idea what he's talking about, what it's really like!
	Yeah, so just abusing these people.
	I hate it.
	Listen to this dick.
	Mrs. Johnson, since the president seems incapable of finding the right words, let me speak for the entire country.
	We are all sorry for what you are going through.
	All grief is different, and we cannot imagine how deep and profound yours is.
	We agree with you that La David, your hero husband, Was an awesome soldier, a great man, a great American.
	We know from what has been written about him that he wanted to be someone great.
	Do great things with his life and he was great and he did great things.
	He is a role model to me.
	When his photos come up on the TV screen or I see them in the newspaper, I'm so incredibly proud of him and what he accomplished.
	And to be extremely candid with you and with the world, as a black man, I'm always looking for role models who look like me.
	And the latest one I found was your husband, LeDavid.
	May he rest in peace.
	And may you find peace when you can finally get a good night's sleep, knowing that this is America.
	We got your back.
	Believe that.
	Signed, me, Don Lemon.
	Now I turn now to CNN Senior Political Analyst Mark Preston, Political Analyst April Ryan, and Military Analyst Colonel Cedric Layton.
	Sorry.
	I'm sorry.
	Welcome everyone.
	Mark, thank you all for joining us.
	Don's crying.
	He's crying from his own words.
	He's crying from his own words.
	Seriously.
	I find this very hard.
	I find this to be disingenuous.
	Completely.
	Narcissistic.
	Virtue signaling.
	We don't care what he thinks about this.
	Virtue signaling up to beyond the call of duty.
	And who does he think he is?
	He's Don Lemon, Overnight Sensation.
	I mean, this is trespassing as far as I'm concerned.
	Trespassing?
	That's interesting.
	Yeah.
	I guess it is trespassing in a way.
	That's pretty funny.
	Anyway, back to Vegas.
	Sorry for that little detour.
	There's a lot more.
	I mean, I'm looking into all kinds of stuff.
	And one of our producers said, hey, I know a guy really well and his wife was killed in Vegas.
	Does everybody know someone who knows someone?
	And he's very open about it.
	I don't want to mention who it is.
	He's very open to thinking that something may be up with this.
	Yeah.
	But he said, look, and here's the obituary.
	And she happened to be a cop's wife.
	And there it is, another GoFundMe.
	And the amount was $300,000.
	And it's been funded for $307,000.
	and it's been funded for $307,000.
	I'm just saying.
	It's kind of odd.
	Hmm.
	But anyway.
	So you're saying this GoFundMe stuff is just buy-offs?
	I think GoFundMe is an outstanding way to pay people off.
	Yeah.
	Well, I got a note from one guy.
	Let me read it.
	I'm not sure if someone has given much of this information.
	This is one of our guys.
	He's anonymous.
	I'd like to stay that way.
	I spoke to the bomb and he knew the bomb text.
	He says, I searched a Las Vegas shooter's car.
	The sheriff may have been embarrassed and that's why they didn't want to discuss the vehicle.
	You see, the Las Vegas Metropolitan Police Department, in their wisdom, decided to check the vehicle themselves.
	They broke every rule under the sun concerning improvised explosive vehicles.
	In other words, they could have gotten killed.
	They're lucky that the shooter didn't rig the car to blow.
	When our bomb techs got there, it was nothing more than an explosive retrieval.
	And yes, he had a large amount of explosives and ammunitions in the vehicle.
	A friend of mine on the HAZMAT team was part of the group that helped with the initial clearing and investigation of the room for their role in these events.
	He made four interesting comments.
	He overheard an FBI agent responded That responded, noted that the barrel of the gun was warped and or bent due to the heat of so many rounds.
	The SWAT guy commented that the ammunition used was for extended range, so it wasn't just a regular Remington.
	For a future show, we have so many weapons experts in our producer pool.
	And I got a great breakdown of some of this, particularly when it comes to the heat of the barrels and stuff like that.
	Yeah, go ahead.
	Supposedly the shooter was trying not only to build a barricade in the room, but also a makeshift ventilation set up to filter away the smoke from so much gunfire.
	Somehow the shooter got himself locked away from more, this has been discussed, Locked away from more than half of his weapons and ammunition between rooms.
	It's unclear how he got himself locked away.
	Now, so the barricaded doors, it's been going around our circles, that has not only barricaded the emergency stairwell, but the barricading of the room.
	As to hotel stairways being locked or not, which is my commentary, generally speaking, you can always get in the stairwell, you just can't get out of the stairwell and onto a floor without keys.
	This is usually a hotel decision.
	Right, right, right.
	Show-related observation, it appears you have been, okay, yeah.
	Something else.
	Okay.
	So that's one of our Vegas guys.
	Good.
	I think.
	Who knows?
	That is probably, that's probably a lie.
	Well, you know, the funny thing is people should know that we do the show a lot and we, and we can talk forever, obviously.
	Yeah.
	You, at some point, although we've been tricked, Sure.
	Usually the guy on the oil platform is the one that got us the worst.
	What was that again?
	Oh, that was years and years ago.
	Some guy on an oil platform.
	He was giving us the scoop about the British Petroleum thing.
	Yeah?
	And he had a lot of mixed information there.
	Most of it was bullcrap.
	I really don't remember that.
	I do.
	Or I'm going to look it up every time I run into one of these guys.
	And, you know, a lot of people have emailed me varying from, Steve Pachetting, man!
	He's co-intel pro!
	Psyops!
	Two totally right on, man.
	So I'm just going to continue to, and some people are very confused.
	Think that I'm, this is my word.
	No, no, no.
	I'm just repeating.
	No, no, no.
	This is the great part of it is I can tell you what this guy is saying.
	Look at his resume.
	If he's nuts, they're all nuts.
	Right.
	So we can, uh, we can kind of put two and two together at this point and say, well, this doesn't sound right.
	I mean, but this thing in Vegas is definitely... Inky.
	Yeah.
	Inky?
	Inky.
	Inky.
	There was another FBI story this week.
	A Miami man with a date in federal court tomorrow charged with attempting to blow up a weapon of mass destruction at the Dolphin Mall.
	The man, identified by the Miami Herald as Vicente Solano, was caught during a sting operation.
	The public, we're told, was never in any danger.
	Solano was said to be an ISIS sympathizer.
	Before the planned attack, Solano made pro-Islamic videos Though there is no evidence he was acting on behalf of the ISIS terror group.
	Another patsy.
	Gave him a fake bomb.
	Six week cycle.
	How about this?
	This is going to happen.
	I'll put this in the Red Book.
	One of these guys is going to get, you know, most of these guys are stupid.
	The FBI is pretty good at selecting really stupid people.
	But I think one of these days someone's going to get wind of one of these deals in advance.
	And blow them up.
	Do a switcheroo.
	Yeah.
	And then say, and then have the guy, okay, I want you to just push this button on your phone and it'll blow up.
	And the guy says, what button?
	Show me.
	And the FBI say, The FBI guy pushed a button to blow up a building.
	I just think that somehow the FBI... Really?
	Oh, that's interesting.
	It's going to get suckered by one... because this has been going on too long.
	And how dumb do these guys have to be?
	The FBI is going to get suckered into blowing up a building.
	Don't you think it's a great idea?
	That would be funny.
	You mentioned the red book.
	I put one in the book.
	I remember this distinctly.
	And now comes word, a University of Illinois math professor believes that algebra and geometry perpetuate white privilege.
	I told you math would be racist.
	I think we talked about this already.
	It's in the book.
	That's what I'm telling you.
	It's in the book.
	No, no.
	I said it would happen.
	You put it in the book, and here it is happening.
	No, I think it already happened.
	This is like a couple of shows ago it happened.
	No.
	You just never called the red book thing out.
	Oh, that's possible.
	I don't think so.
	Well, maybe.
	Okay.
	Well.
	Alright.
	I got my Maxine Waters clip.
	We're staying on the Vegas thing.
	We'll come up with something eventually.
	I don't really have much left.
	I have something here.
	Let me just read something to you.
	This was a meme on the facebag.
	By the way, I got accepted to the I hate Donald Trump group on facebag.
	That's cool.
	Yeah, oh yeah, baby.
	Oh, this is great.
	It's mainly filled with memes.
	Oh.
	Yeah.
	That's dumb.
	But there's some good stuff.
	You know, like I hate my husband.
	You know.
	There's a lot of relationship breakouts because of this group.
	Because of Trump.
	Yeah, let me take a look for a second.
	Hold on a second.
	Where's the I hate Donald Trump group?
	You gotta start doing these reads again.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	I hate Donald Trump.
	Here we go.
	I think you stopped doing the reads because you were condemned for overacting.
	No, no, no, no.
	It's just been busy, man.
	Let me see if there's anything good here.
	Describe him with just one word, so they have a picture of Trump.
	Trump blames the press for the- that's nothing there.
	Fuck Trump t-shirt, very good.
	No more than two words, what would you say?
	And there's a picture of Trump on a ledge, jumping off.
	Well, who would you rather, would you rather Donald Trump colon A resign, B be impeached, C go to prison, D go to a mental institution?
	Type A, B, C or D?
	People are nuts.
	Anyway, on the face bags, a meme, which is actually, I think it's a picture of a clipping from an article, the NFL's free speech history.
	Now, we know that we have this taking a knee controversy, which still, I think, continues.
	Are the networks still airing taking the knee?
	It depends on the network.
	Most of them are skipping it.
	So that is all under the auspices of free speech, correct?
	I guess.
	Well, they are allowing it.
	No, I guess it is.
	But, you know, I'll say yes.
	Let's have a look at the NFL, the National Football League's free speech history.
	In 2012, the NFL had a problem with Tim Tebow kneeling for each game to pray.
	Yep.
	They also had an issue with him wearing the phrase John 316 as part of his blackout to avoid glare and made him take it off.
	Silly Christian.
	In 2013, the NFL fined Brandon Marshall for wearing green cleats to raise awareness for people with mental health disorders.
	Whereas you'd think now they'd be happy if all of them wore them for the president.
	Green cleats for Trump.
	In 2014, Robert Griffin III, RG3, entered a post-game press conference wearing a shirt that said, No Jesus, No Peace, but was forced to turn it inside out by an NFL uniform inspector before speaking at the podium.
	Crazy Christian.
	In 2015, D'Angelo Williams was fined for wearing Find the Cure Eye Black for Breast Cancer Awareness.
	Boobs.
	In 2015, William Gay was fined for wearing purple cleats to raise awareness for domestic violence.
	Now that they have a problem with that.
	In 2016, the NFL prevented Dallas Cowboys from wearing a decal on their helmet in honor of five Dallas police officers killed in the line of duty.
	Oh, gee.
	In 2016, the NFL threatened to fine players who wanted to wear cleats to commemorate the 15th anniversary of 9-11.
	And that's just a couple samples.
	Yeah.
	You are the sports guy, it's your beat, what do you think?
	Well, they've been inconsistent, and they've done a very poor job of policing any of this, and they let this situation that began with Kaepernick get completely out of control, because it's right in the rules that you have to stand for the anthem.
	The National Basketball Association has done a pretty good job of preventing this sort of protest, but the NFL has kind of, you know, it began It began innocently enough with Kaepernick and then it just got completely out of control and then once Trump gave the speech, it's all really about Trump, let's be honest.
	Hello, yes, hello.
	Once Trump came out and said, ah, you're fired, I take those sons of bitches and kick them off the team, you know, and then all of a sudden everybody's, it's racist.
	Racist, racist.
	Calling them sons of bitches, sons of dogs.
	And so now it's like, great, they don't know what to do because, you know, the Trump thing.
	All about Trump.
	They don't know what to do.
	All right.
	If you got one more clip, then I'm good to do all the rest of our donations all the way through the knighthood ceremony, all the way out, all the way out, baby.
	We can do this in under nine hours.
	I hope so.
	I actually have a couple of clips.
	You may get some show in.
	Some show.
	I want to play this clip first.
	Welcome to the show portion of the show.
	I want to play this.
	This is a thing about this is the I'm watching this presentation.
	Shaking my head.
	This is the IV solution shortage because of what happened to Puerto Rico.
	Play this clip.
	Hurricane Maria also disrupted production at Puerto Rican factories that make critical drugs and medical supplies.
	Dr. John LaPook found hospitals on the U.S.
	mainland are already seeing shortages.
	This is slated to go to a patient for infusion.
	These small bags of intravenous fluid deliver life-saving medications like antibiotics and chemotherapy.
	Regine Villand's job at NYU Health is to manage supplies, and she's worried.
	The bags are in short supply.
	We have been practically hand-to-mouth, counting by the drops how much we have in-house.
	It's just really nerve-wracking to think about not being able to have those bags available for the patient.
	Her concern is echoed by hospitals and pharmacists around the country.
	The American Hospital Association told CBS News the shortage is quickly becoming a crisis and threat to public health.
	There was already an existing shortage for several years, made worse by facilities being damaged by the hurricanes.
	On top of that, Belan says the three major manufacturers usually shut down for maintenance before the end of the year.
	This is the thing that keeps me up at night because I feel that if those shutdowns go on as planned, we could be experiencing unprecedented issues around IV solutions.
	Meaning what?
	Meaning that we may be in a situation where we have run out of a lot of those necessary IV fluids for the hospital.
	Salt water, sugar solutions.
	That's correct.
	I mean, that's meat and potato stuff.
	First thing that we do.
	All right, let me ask you a quick question.
	Okay.
	They have laboratories in these hospitals.
	They have people that can, and they have a pharmacy in most of these hospitals.
	They have pharmacies, they got laboratories, they got Why can't they make their own salt solution?
	Why are they buying these salt solutions from a place in Puerto Rico when it's just an X percent salt solution, sodium chloride in distilled water, that you give somebody an IV?
	Why don't they make them themselves?
	They got the equipment to pump that into you.
	They don't need to buy these bags.
	They don't have a code for it.
	They don't have a billing code.
	They got no code, they got no, and it's a liability thing, yeah, they can buy the bag for 50 cents, charge you $100, and then if something goes wrong because the bag's filled with garbage, they sue, you get to sue them, sue the little Puerto Rican company out of business, the hospital stays alive.
	Because heaven forbid you make your own 2% IV salt solution or sugar solution, whatever you mentioned.
	I'm looking at this thing.
	This is just part of the problem with the medical system in this country.
	Everyone has the, let's buy this, buy that.
	They buy these little things from everybody.
	It's all, everything's outsourced.
	Nobody does anything.
	It's just astonishing to me.
	Parker in the chat room is a CT tech at a hospital and he says they were told they would only be able to get certain sizes for their CT pushes.
	So this is, this is real.
	This is a real story.
	Oh yeah.
	No, it's a real story.
	It's very interesting.
	Huh.
	Yeah, the system is pretty messed up, but if it was an emergency and people really were dying, you'd think that they'd do the, just, you know, throw some, throw some salt and some water and stick a needle in the person and get it going.
	You'd think, but that wouldn't count on it.
	A couple other last clips to get out of the way so we have a free and easy way to get out of here without falling too far behind.
	Okay.
	Airline security increase is a story.
	I'm not going to play it.
	Oh, that's something that I'll be dealing with on the way back.
	Oh, yes, definitely.
	Let me play it.
	I want to hear the story.
	Next, passengers on all flights to the U.S.
	are about to face tougher security before they board.
	In fact, some airlines will begin interviewing passengers as early as tomorrow.
	Here's ABC's senior transportation correspondent, David Curley, tonight.
	Tomorrow's deadline means Americans flying home from international airports could face new security interviews.
	Every day, 325,000 passengers board 2,100 direct flights to the U.S.
	from 280 airports.
	This is part of the enhanced security ordered by then Homeland Security Secretary John Kelly.
	Unless we all raise our security standards, terrorists who see commercial aviation as the greatest takedown will find and attack the weakest link.
	Every airline must meet these new security mandates, but the U.S.
	is not telling those airlines how to do it.
	Many carriers, though, have decided to conduct these short security interviews, which could be as simple as, where are you traveling?
	Who packed your bag?
	And I think that's a very good thing at some of these locations.
	I think it's going to be very seamless.
	The airlines are accustomed to this type of thing.
	David Curley with us live tonight.
	And David, the bottom line here for people watching, for Americans flying back here to the U.S., how many can expect to be interviewed?
	It's a good chance that they all could, depending on what the airlines decide to do, David.
	But if you've flown domestically recently, you've been engaged in these simple security questions.
	Has the bag left your possessor?
	It's the Israeli model.
	Airline workers looking for anybody nervous or uncomfortable.
	Yeah, how about people with Tourette's?
	I'm gonna get locked up.
	Lookin' all nervous and shit.
	Well, this happened to me on the way back from our summer vacation, if you recall.
	From our trip.
	Well, vacation.
	From our trip to Italy.
	And the south of France.
	And I got pulled aside and questioned.
	Tina did not, but I did.
	Yeah, the questions were like, you know, did you pack your bag yourself?
	Do you have a bomb in your underwear?
	Do you have a bomb in your shoe?
	Do you have a bomb in your drink?
	It's the Israeli method.
	Pfft.
	Right.
	I had to get my stories because I came out of Israel on a trip once.
	You gotta talk in the mic, John.
	Oh, I'm just mumbling.
	Uh, okay, so we'll get- Well, tell me about your Israeli trip.
	Ah, it's a long story.
	It's too long, it's too boring.
	It's not one of my- It's not a fundamentally funny story.
	I'm gonna show my support by donating to No Agenda.
	Imagine all the people who could do that.
	Oh yeah, that'd be fab.
	Yeah, on No Agenda!
	Alright, let's finish up with our group.
	We have only another hour or two of names.
	Yeah, I think that's about it.
	And then we can do the nightings and we'll be done!
	And people will say, how do these guys do this?
	How do they talk so much?
	Well, I fall apart, of course, and so... I'm on the ropes myself.
	Mason Berryman in Atlanta, Georgia, $147.90.
	PayPal cleanup.
	Oh, yeah.
	Clean out.
	Clean out.
	Nice.
	I think people should think seriously about that.
	Hey, John?
	We'll do it live!
	Dan Hurt, $133.33.
	How are we going to post this thing?
	I think we're going to have to ship it off on CD-ROMs.
	No.
	CD-ROM won't carry it.
	You would have to be on a thumb drive.
	We'll have to compress it to flack.
	That's not much compression.
	In fact, it doesn't compress.
	Dan Hurt, 13333, thanks for all you do.
	Austin Wilson, Sammamish, Washington, 13333, would like to be known as Sir Austin of the Snowy Cascades.
	Can I get a thanks, Obama?
	And a screaming goat.
	Thanks, Obama.
	Mark Annabelle in Australia.
	After being hit in the mouth three years ago on a road trip to the US, I'd really enjoyed your show.
	I kept meaning to make donations and thought I'd offer the 10th anniversary upgrades and the AUD credit would let me become an executive producer.
	Please de-douche me and play That's All, folks.
	You've been de-douched.
	I was a little fast on that.
	Hold on a second.
	And what is the...
	That's all, folks.
	I think it's that's all folks.
	No, it's a start stuttering.
	I think that is the stuttering Obama.
	No, it's I know it's labeled something.
	Shoot.
	I may not be able to find this one, John.
	It's, uh, it's, uh, blehblehblehblehblehblehblehblehblehbleh Is it Porky Pig?
	Is it called Porky Pig?
	It might be called Porky Pig.
	It's, uh, something haul, dude, it's something haul.
	Uh, shoot.
	Okay.
	Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, yo!
	That's how we roll, uh, uh, uh, uh, that's how we roll.
	Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, Yeah, that's awful.
	That's the story.
	Let me tell you how that was titled.
	How We Roll from Moses Hall.
	Ugh.
	It's a miracle you found it.
	Truly.
	You gotta rename some of these.
	No, because now I know what they are.
	You say that.
	If I rename it.
	Spencer Witt in Surrey, BC 125.77.
	Needs help with a penny as copper is banned north of the 49th parallel.
	I'm calling on all Canadian, Canadavian producers to send in local clips in an effort to reveal all the media bias, political shenanigans, and terrible misreporting that happens here north of the border.
	For jingles, he wants drone again, the missile launch, Korean newslady, not the techno, just the newslady screaming.
	Followed by Last Night's Bomb?
	What?
	And a Karma.
	Now, wait a minute.
	What is Last Night's Bomb?
	I have no idea.
	That one.
	I have the track because someone else requested it.
	I don't know what...
	Well, anyway, I'll give you the karma.
	You've got karma.
	That's Spencer Whitney in Surrey, BC, 12577.
	John Tirada, 125.
	Adam and John, keep on keeping on, dudes.
	Yo, dudes.
	Joe Campagna.
	Heartsunknown12345, also congratulations on 10 years media deconstruction.
	His last name is Campana.
	SirDirtbagDave12312345, Concord, California.
	Thanks for 10 years, SirDirtbagDave.
	Donald Borosky, Spokane Valley, Washington, 12345.
	Do you have a note?
	In the binder?
	He sent me a couple, he sent me a clipping he wanted me to read, and from the New Oxford Review, which I will read, and it just says, uh, congratulations, you got nothing really, uh, to Sir Donald of the Five Bottles, Baron of Spokane County.
	All righty.
	Ryan Zanger, $122, no note, no location other than Gitmo Nation proper.
	Raymond Port.
	Hey, that's an old name from back in daily source code days.
	12036 Hjerdum in Norway.
	Gjerdrum.
	in Norway, this is the amount in U.S.
	dollars that's converted from 10, 10.10, 10, 10, 10, Norwegian kroner, in light of the 10th anniversary of the best podcast in the universe.
	10 years, what a ride.
	Today's date, 26, 10, 27, converts to 10, by the way.
	Been there from the very beginning, though had a gap in listing and donating for some years.
	I have no clue how far I am from my knighthood, so I need various Vikings de-douching.
	Keep it up, mofos, and in the morning.
	You've been de-douched.
	I'm gonna give Raymond a karma.
	He's been around a long time.
	You've got karma.
	Jeff Flaum, 11728, parts unknown, Wilier Strauss in Stuttgart, Deutschland.
	Please de-douche me.
	It took a two-for-one special to get me to donate again, NJNK.
	Then we have Knight of the Bohemian Grove, Monterio, California.
	This brings me to my second knighthood with double credits per shill.
	I am Knight of the Bohemian Grove.
	Add spare change to the cup.
	Thank you.
	Take that.
	Sir Carl Herberger in Rochester, New York, 116.50.
	Gent, you put on an outstanding product for 10 years.
	Thank you and congratulations.
	Sir Carl with a K. Ned Jeffrey 112.42.
	Ned Jeffrey, 112.42.
	He says, Hi, Adam and John.
	I did my accounting and discovered that in Australian dollar rates, I have already attained knighthood.
	To celebrate the donations of 112.42x2, with 10th anniversary bonus, I should bring me to knighthood in freedom dollars as well.
	Accounting will be provided by email, so we want to be known as the Sir Dude Named Ned, Knight of the Convict Broadcasts.
	NJNK.
	Lucas Zewa.
	Zewa.
	Zewa, I think.
	Zewa.
	Yes.
	In Munchen.
	In Munchen.
	Munchen.
	Munchen, Deutschland.
	Munich to you.
	1-11-11.
	We got two Munichers on the show today.
	They should go have a beer together.
	Brian Watson.
	Brian Watson.
	1-10-10.
	Congrats on 10 years.
	I'll send accounting for my knighthood.
	Six years in the making.
	Christopher Dector.
	Sir not appearing on this podcast.
	1-10-10.
	Congrats on the dynamite decade of de-douching douchebags and disinformation deconstruction.
	Short note because y'all have dozens to read.
	My only request is for jobs current because I hate my current job and hope to find a better one soon.
	Think we can do that?
	If it's cool with you, I'd like to plug another podcast I also produce, Our Big Dumb Mouth.
	They cover news, conspiracies, even some paranormal in a very funny style.
	I think it appealed to much of the Noah Jenner audience and no ads for baby food or mattresses and beer.
	Just the good old donations and value for value model.
	Go to ourbigdumbmouth.com or search on iTunes.
	Keep it up, Jen.
	Thank you very much.
	Chris, a.k.a.
	SirNotAppearing on this podcast.
	You've been de-douched.
	He didn't need that.
	He needed a Jobs card.
	I got a little confused there.
	Sorry.
	Jobs!
	And Jobs.
	Let's vote for Jobs!
	You've got karma.
	110 even from Colin Cunningham.
	Thank you for your courage and congratulations on 10 years of media deconstruction.
	Go podcasting!
	Todd McGuire, 108, long overdue donation.
	I appreciate the work you put in for the show.
	Finding an outlet that promotes critical thinking is rare and valued.
	One deducing please.
	James Durante, San Diego, California, 10261.
	He says, here's to 10 years of great work on the best podcast in the universe.
	Thank you for the great work, John and Adam.
	Jingles, dealer's choice, one from Adam, one from John, plus a karma.
	I'm going to choose for you.
	I'm going to just pull something out of the hat here.
	here.
	Here we go.
	You've got karma.
	Uh, we're on Brent Dombrowski, I believe.
	Yes.
	101, period.
	Sir Brent, a trusted integer.
	No, no, no jingles.
	A new Trump-Pelosi jobs, Karma, please.
	Oh, hold on a second.
	It's the Trump-Pelosi.
	I got it.
	That's in a different bin.
	Where are they?
	It's Trump and Nancy, I think is what it's called.
	Sounds like a movie.
	Trump and Nancy?
	Haha, yeah.
	Jobs.
	Jobs.
	And jobs.
	Let's vote for jobs!
	You've got karma.
	Paleo Bessa in Bellevue, Washington.
	$100.33.
	Listener from around episode 10, thanks for getting me to question what I read and hear.
	Not appreciated by my wife.
	You gotta work on that.
	Yeah.
	Annoying request.
	Can you get one?
	Can you greet my kids?
	Hi, Paleo and Ignacio and the Korean lady plus a goat scream.
	Dame Bang Bang, $100.33.
	Oh, nice.
	And she says no jingles, no karma.
	Dame Bang Bang, $100.33.
	Oh, nice.
	And she says, no jingles, no karma.
	Gregory Wazikusa.
	Oh, man, you know, I have to look these up.
	Waskiewicz.
	Waskiewicz.
	It's not impossible.
	Congratulations on 10 years.
	I wish for many more years of this great product.
	Me and my wife are in serious need of jobs.
	Karma.
	A couple of months ago, I got demoted and my salary reduced and my wife's company decided to close the office at the end of the month in Las Vegas and move to the middle of nowhere, Illinois, where human resources are cheaper to get.
	Last time I requested house-selling karma a few years ago, I got an offer on the house the very next day.
	So I hope the jobs karma will be just as good.
	Boom.
	Oh, jobs karma, yes.
	Jobs, jobs, jobs!
	And jobs.
	Let's vote for jobs!
	You've got karma.
	Andrew Parker, $100.01 from Winsboro, Louisiana.
	Sir Chuck Walters, $100.01.
	Congratulations on 10 years.
	I've been a producer since episode one.
	No.
	That's not true.
	No, that's not possible.
	That's not possible.
	But we appreciate what you're saying.
	You meant from the beginning?
	Since earlier?
	Well, he may have contributed something.
	That's possible.
	Not just money, but ideas or something.
	Yeah, have you listened to episode one?
	Sir Bill of the Rock.
	100.
	He needs a new human resource.
	Karma for my firstborn son.
	Okay.
	William Louis LaRock IV.
	You've got karma.
	Bill Hartnett, $100.
	A cheapie since 3-1-14 finally made knighthood.
	We'll send Adam a note.
	Yes, I have it here.
	I'd like to be, oh, here, using your address, if that's okay.
	I don't know, Eric.
	Thought I could wait the last 44 weeks on the $4 cheapie plan until I had knighthood.
	But with the 10th anniversary coming, I thought I had to step it up and celebrate with you.
	I'd like to be known as Sir Bill, guardian of the tower.
	Destiny people will get it.
	Jingle would be the Caribbean Ebola.
	John always likes that one.
	And the biggest karma you have on the shelf.
	Thanks to both of you for everything.
	The Caribbean karma?
	No, the Caribbean, what is he asking?
	I think that's the Zika.
	I Ebola.
	No, it's Ebola.
	Ebola.
	That's right.
	Ebola.
	They bring that.
	Oh, man.
	What is that called?
	Ebola.
	Something like.
	Maybe it's this one.
	Let's see if we get lucky.
	And in the black trunks, weighing in at over 3,000 troops.
	The African Ebola.
	Ebola is a. Don't touch your friends.
	Don't touch it.
	No, it's just something ginger.
	I like that one, that hot one.
	You people are crazy.
	Buford Kochig Jr., $100.
	Thanks to you two.
	I was able to stick back and see things for what they really are.
	Hey, what happened to Ebola, by the way?
	Why aren't we dead yet?
	Yeah, really?
	The dedication is another Proving another prediction come true for us.
	Your dedication has been a life changer.
	And he's got some numbers here.
	He says a shout out to No Agenda Social citizens.
	Jovini, Combaticus, Chris Wilson, and Temporary Douchebag from Weltini.
	If Adam wants to change the name of No Agenda Social one day, a perfect name would be Brain Book.
	These guys and the rest of the others on N.A.
	Social are the best red group of folks out there ever!
	NJNK, congratulations.
	Thank you very much.
	Harvey M. Smith, $100.
	Congratulations.
	Thanks for keeping us sane.
	Michelle Dorsey, $100.
	PartsUnknown, congrats on 10 years.
	Terry Morgan, $100.
	Darn, y'all!
	I was going to contribute my birthday checks in November, but why would I miss a twofer?
	Yep.
	Yep.
	Another woman.
	They love the twofers.
	I thought you would appreciate the amount of jingles, etc. that stick in my head.
	I'm converting to Catholicism.
	My instructor said that Jesus started preaching at the age of 33.
	I almost sang the jingle out loud.
	This amount puts my hubby Jim to become a baronet.
	I'm so happy for him.
	P.S.
	My cousin works for an airline, and there are service birds on the plane.
	No goat yet!
	Can I get a Don't Eat Me Hillary, pew pew, and a therapy goat scream, and a wee?
	So I can get you the Don't Eat Me Hillary, and pew pews.
	People who listen to this for the first time must be thinking we're insane.
	Pupies and goats scream.
	Don't you think?
	I don't think anybody's listening anymore.
	Let me take a look.
	Let me take a look.
	Let me see.
	Is anyone in the... Let me see.
	Oh, 525 people are still listening live.
	Six or seven of them have probably shot themselves, and they don't know how to sign out.
	Don't eat me, Hillary Clinton.
	Thank you very much, Terry.
	Patrick Sullivan, $100 from Sturgeon County, Alberta, Canada.
	Congratulations.
	Here is my $131.06 Canadian, $100 U.S.
	Bingo Boom Shakalaka.
	Should probably play that for him.
	He wants it.
	Oops.
	Bingo Boom Shakalaka.
	The jingle version.
	got that for you okay Chris Meyer says, I sorely need a Dvorak's rendition of Adele's Hello the Stupidition featuring the Service Goat on backup vocals.
	Okay.
	Maniacs.
	Sir Mark Wilson, the Baron of Glasgow and Exile in London should be at the meetup in London.
	Show has been outstanding as always.
	Can you provide some job and general career karma for a guy down on his luck?
	A down-on-his-luck baron?
	You bet.
	You've got karma.
	Absolutely, amigo.
	I just need to hit him with a job.
	Jobs!
	And jobs!
	Let's vote for jobs!
	There we go.
	I just have a stoppage here.
	Service birds?
	Yeah, I know.
	It's crazy.
	Parrots and stuff.
	Yeah.
	People can take the birds on the airplane as long as it has a little sign that says service bird.
	All right.
	Sir Matthew Wilson in Hanover, Pennsylvania.
	Thanks for 10 years.
	We just finished moving into our new office and asking for karma at my nighting in July.
	NJ but continued karma from No, no jingles.
	But continued karma for my son, Eli, as we work with increasing his communication skills.
	Here's your karma, Eli.
	You've got karma.
	Chef McReynolds, $100.
	Congrats on making it.
	Congrats on making it to 10 years.
	Your double offer gets me halfway to knighthood.
	I only wish I had more to send right now, but I'll get there soon enough.
	Well worth the money as no agenda has become an integral part of my life.
	If jingles are allowed, I'd love to have Bomb Them, Mac and Cheese, Goat Scream, and I could use some Job Karma.
	Bomb them, bomb them, and bomb them again!
	Living the Mac and Cheese life!
	Mac and Cheese by Ayn Rand.
	Jobs, jobs, jobs!
	And jobs!
	Let's vote for jobs!
	You've got... Karma.
	Mark Magpio, 100, jumping in to be an associate executive producer for the 10-year show.
	Here's to another 10.
	Just karma, please, from the Black Knight, Sir Mark.
	You've got karma.
	You know, I started standing behind my studio desk when it was dark.
	And it's dark again.
	Oh, that's funny.
	Yeah.
	Holy mackerel.
	I feel like a day trader.
	Daniel Turelio.
	Yeah, a day trader.
	Charleston, South Carolina.
	Great town.
	100 bucks.
	Thanks for the 10 years, NJNK.
	Richard Samble.
	Thanks for the commitment.
	He's parts unknown for your commitment over the past 10 years of putting out the best podcast in the universe and obviously the longest in history.
	Give yourselves a shot at karma.
	You've got karma.
	Richard Terry in Houston, Texas.
	Work Karma for my wife and myself.
	Yes, and I want to say Happy Friday to everybody in Australia.
	Jobs!
	And jobs!
	Let's vote for jobs!
	You've got Karma.
	Alex Kosevich.
	Parts unknown.
	My name is Alex and I'm making a first-time donation of $100 to the best podcast in the universe as my smoking hot girlfriend Athena and I are on a road trip to Austin for our first year anniversary coinciding with your 10-year anniversary on Thursday, October 26.
	We cannot get enough of the show.
	You will after this one.
	And we look forward to listening to every episode while we each work or enjoy each other's company in addition to saying I love you madly, I'd love to throw her some job karma, a resist we much ISO which you can't get enough of, and a Hillary related clip of your choosing.
	But resist we much.
	We must and we will much about that be committed.
	Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs.
	Let's vote for jobs.
	You got the karma.
	Paul Gabrielson, 100 bucks.
	Thanks for the great 10 years of shows.
	Looking for another 10, another 100.
	Daniel DeGroff, double credit, baby.
	I'll do this one.
	Niels Den Oliescheik.
	From the Netherlands.
	$100.
	Please read my name as Niels Den Oliescheik.
	ITM.
	First time donor.
	Could not miss this opportunity to become a producer.
	I almost met Adam in 2008 at the Zwarte Cross.
	But the H2O booster.
	I remember that.
	Oh yeah, yeah.
	A classic.
	The booster meeting was relocated and unfindable, so instead me and my girlfriend, now wife, enjoyed metal, brommers, and some beers.
	Please play some 6969 Dudes, Just Married, House Buying Karma, and NA Gospel Sunday Morning Jingle.
	Thanks for making the best podcast in the universe.
	I can't believe I just read that.
	Okay, six... What did you say?
	What did you say?
	No, it's a nasty little thing there that he said.
	But it's Dutch, it's kind of funny.
	And a gospel.
	And a gospel.
	Michael Shulver in Birmingham, West, UK.
	No, Jen has helped me stop shouting at the TV.
	Thanks for 10 years of therapy, hilarity and sanity.
	Happy anniversary, guys.
	If time, can I have a cowbell and karma, please?
	You've got karma.
	An original analog cowbell, no less.
	The real deal.
	John Starr, Josh Starr, Easton, Pennsylvania.
	Been on a monthly pan for a long time, and I had to restart it several times, so I don't really know where I'm at knighthood-wise.
	But that's okay, here's a hundred bucks to say thank you for all the work you do.
	News...
	Deconstructionist, dimensional spirit guides, social engineers.
	Shout out to all the quadroons on NA Social.
	At Josh Solo.
	Ask Curry if he'd block me for sending him drunken troll emails.
	Douchebag call out for any NA listener that doesn't have a monthly subscription set up.
	Douchebag!
	Paul Brouillette.
	$100, parts unknown.
	Thanks for 10 years.
	Can I get a birthday list?
	Robert Dawson.
	Oh, I'm sorry.
	Go.
	Robert Dawson in the Republic of China.
	Thanks for all the hard work you do.
	It's another hundred.
	These are all hundreds.
	You're doing the show just not just informative, not just informative, but fun to listen to.
	I love a shut up slave and a goat scream from my own three little human resources.
	The kids must love the goat.
	Sorry, sorry.
	Sorry, sorry.
	Okay, here we go.
	Karma shot.
	You've got karma.
	Trippin' balls here.
	Uh, you can't do the... Okay.
	Yeah, I got him.
	Brouillette.
	Thank you for 10 years.
	Birthday listing.
	Yes, I just put you on the list.
	Michelle Winton.
	Happy 10th anniversary, you crazy kids.
	Thanks for all you do.
	Who could resist such a deal?
	Again, John.
	The lady folk love the twofer deal.
	Going to split this donation with the hubs, Todd Winston.
	$50 towards his knighthood, $50 towards my damehood.
	Love and light in 10 more years.
	Thank you, Michelle.
	Huh.
	Peter Turner.
	$100.
	Greetings, Hilaire and Gilbert.
	Gilbert.
	Gilbert.
	My boss's boss's wife called me out as a douchebag, and I figured I'd better donate after listening to the donations to and from work.
	For a month.
	B-Day on 1031 for daughter Anne-Marie.
	Three times service goat.
	NK as Jesus grace is enough.
	Three service goats.
	Right.
	Robert Hausner.
	In Memorial, Ontario, 100.
	Thanks for 10 years.
	Please, please send me some karma.
	Apparently I am in real need of some.
	Too many millennials are entering the workforce and the simplest of tasks, e.g.
	shipping to the correct address, no longer works.
	Long story short, nothing is getting done and projects are falling behind because I am not receiving what I need.
	By the way, this is $132.51.
	I hope to hear you both for many more shows.
	May you keep me squirming in the state of the real world M5M and yet sane in my own dimension A existence.
	You've got karma.
	You skipped Austin Gilman $100 CE mail, which I have here.
	Austin says in the morning, fellas, I'll try to keep this short because hopefully you get another big donation showing.
	As a longtime listener and then non-listener, then listener again, I've got to say your show has been very good lately.
	I think you guys are helping society and I'm trying hard to hit people in the mouth as I can.
	This donation is coming from West Dayton, Ohio.
	Just so you're aware, you have another Murfreesboro style enclave here.
	From Xenia to Beaver Creek to Miami Valley to the Gem City, we are all in Greater Dayton.
	Asked for my donation.
	Think a $71.17 donation was missed when that was a promotion.
	I hope you got the money.
	The bank thinks you did.
	With my doubled hundred bucks, I'd like the real money part donated in the name of my buddy, the undouchebag Joel Train, who's been a silent subscriber for years.
	He hit me in the mouth back in the early days.
	I don't have accounting, but I can imagine he's not a silent knight if he's not a silent knight by now.
	What up to all the tutors out there?
	Okay, I've wasted enough time.
	NJ, Carmen, Adam, and John for making it happen.
	Thank you!
	You've got karma.
	Roger Esty, Tampa.
	I'll use this momentous occasion and donation to claim my knighthood and achieve baronet as well.
	There'll be no Sir Roger on Ice currently, if there's none, that is.
	I claim the title, Sir Roger on Ice.
	Calculation should arrive soon in the morning for another 10 years.
	And our last 200 equivalent donation, and last note we have to actually read, and this is really interesting, because now we're below 200.
	James Kuhl with $100 from Scarborough, Ontario.
	Best podcast in the universe, NJNK.
	That's the way to go.
	Onward with the rest of the call outs.
	Just the numbers and location and name?
	Yeah.
	It's like as usual under 200 we don't necessarily read notes.
	I'm gonna get my spliff, all right.
	Matthew Matthias Denelt in apparently I think Austria.
	Rohit Matthew in US somewhere, location anonymous.
	Abraham Daly, 86-40, that was the row hit is 99.
	John Atkin, 80-80 boobs.
	He's also at 80-80 boobs in abeyance, by the way.
	It's stuck in the pop money scene.
	We'll put that on the next show.
	John Moore, 8-0-0-8.
	Dude named Muhammad Ali, 8-0-0-8.
	Twice.
	One boob on an anniversary is not good enough.
	Chew the cookie in Plano, Texas, 8-0-0-8.
	I don't know if that's on the list, but we'll make sure it happens.
	in Waterloo, Ontario, 76-18.
	Congratulations, he says.
	Sam Leong, our knight, Sir Sam, down there or up there in Canada, 77-70.
	He's at 9X knighthood.
	Jeez.
	Which should earn, I don't know, is he upgraded?
	He should be upgraded to an Earl.
	Okay.
	I don't know if that's on the list, but we'll make sure it happens if not.
	Yeah.
	Sam LaBanca, 77-18.
	And congratulations on being an Earl, by the way.
	It takes a lot of support.
	Yeah, that's amazing.
	Jeffrey Steckroth, 77-70 once, 77-70 twice, 77-70 three times.
	Wow.
	And he wants to end the show.
	Yeah, we already played all the Ebola, so he got them.
	Okay, you got all the Ebola's.
	Jeremy Webb in summer plays somewheres in Florida, 76-20 Summerfield.
	Eric O'Callaghan, $75.
	Sir Uncle Cave Bear, $75.
	Ben Doran, $73.
	He's got a couple of douchebag callouts.
	And he's also a ham at NABD, $73.
	Dave Bear, $75.
	Ben Doran, $7373.
	He's got a couple of douchebag call-outs, and he's also a ham at N8BD, $73.
	Where is his call-outs?
	If Matt Varney.
	But he did donate.
	Varney donated, I think.
	Okay, so he doesn't get a douchebag.
	No.
	I saw his name.
	Okay, Ben Doran, you're just- you're out of luck for giving out the douchebags.
	73, 73.
	73 is Q-to-5 alpha charge.
	Timothy Brashear, 69, 69.
	Sir Tim, you.
	Bente Heidlich.
	Gesundheit.
	Timothy Brashear, 69, 69.
	Bente.
	Sir Tim.
	Yeah.
	Bente Heit-Edlish.
	Gesundheit.
	Bente.
	Bente's a girl.
	She wants to be, she's got to, oh, she's going to be Dame, see if this is on there.
	Dame, Dame Dane of Drylandeck.
	Hmm, okay, that's a good one, let me check.
	Dame Dane of Dryland Deck?
	Of the Dryland Deck.
	Hmm, the list is so long, John, I'm just gonna add her.
	Okay.
	You know, that is a cute first name.
	Bente?
	Yeah, Bente is cute.
	Bill Johnson in Grovetown, Georgia.
	Maxim Rudolf in Ljubljana, Slovenia.
	Bill Johnson was 67.
	Rudolf is 6666, along with Bruce Hall, 6666, and he's an Encino.
	Pierre Manegra in Winnipeg is a sir, I believe.
	No, he is now.
	He's a white knight since he's prematurely called sir on episode 597.
	He needs to be knighted and is on the list.
	Sir Pitter of the Red River Rebellion.
	Normal Jimmy, 6006.
	That's a small boobs.
	John Jolly, 5510.
	Fabiana de Amorim, 5510.
	Double nickels on the dime.
	Happy greetings from Brazil.
	Happy birthday to us.
	I hope.
	Peter Kornowski, uh, 55.
	Eric Harvey, San Diego, California, 53, 33.
	Daniel Fletus, 51, 21, with a thank you.
	James Burgess is from Spokane, Washington, with a 51.
	Doug Dodge, 51.
	Sir Doug to you.
	Dame Tanya Wyman, 50.
	Congratulations on 10 years as a Viscountess of New York.
	And she's got a, she's got a sling box there.
	Michael Suchara in Chicago, should be Suchara too.
	Jason Rozdilski.
	Now the rest of these are $50 donations.
	I'm going to name a location and we'll be done.
	We're done!
	Just as the sun's setting.
	You have to admire us for doing this.
	Well, you know, John, I was actually thinking, you're going to hate what I'm going to have to say.
	I really like you a lot.
	This is quite amazing what we've done.
	So I appreciate and I thank you very much.
	Well, I thank you, because you're the one that makes it work.
	Michael Ciccaro, Jason Rozdilski, parts unknown, Sandy Geisler in Watkinsville, Georgia.
	James Moore, parts unknown, Jason Mylan, William Hudek, who I believe is a knight.
	Martin Osterhout in Albany, New York.
	Alexa Delgado in Aptos, California.
	Athena.
	She's got a note, we'll read it, but not on the show.
	Jason Ron in Ship... what is it?
	Ship Bottle?
	It's a funny name for a city.
	Ship Bottom.
	Ship Bottom.
	Probably near Newark.
	Or Elizabeth.
	It could be.
	But you're really hitting bottom at that place.
	Okie dokie.
	Nils Bonneker in Hamburg, Deutschland.
	William Kozu in parts unknown.
	Sean Rigaldo in Burlington, Vermont.
	Robert Russo in Pickney, Michigan.
	Happy.
	How are you doing there up there in Michigan?
	James Butcher in Dalwany, Washington, Australia.
	Or Washington, Western Australia, WA, Westminster, Washington.
	Joe Schwarzbauer in Fluorescent.
	Florissant, Missouri.
	Ralph Massaro, Francis Lancer, Louis Pastore in Miami, Mitchell Kaufman in Hillsboro, Wine Country, Oregon, Randall Curry, your buddy, Curry, another brother, Eric Borden, Amanda Grip in Winston-Salem, North Carolina.
	Jason Oban in Corona, California.
	Jose Ferreira in Newbury, Berkshire, UK.
	A cult fan.
	Sir Philip Meason.
	Andrew Adams.
	Brian Navarro.
	Daniel Neveda.
	Alan D. Peterson in St.
	Louis.
	And that will conclude 10th Anniversary Show.
	Woo!
	Nicely done. - - A reminder, this is a celebration of you.
	And we appreciate everything that every single producer has done throughout the years.
	There's so many people, you can't even name them all, it's just so many, who've done so many fantastic things.
	Dukes from everywhere.
	Just thank you.
	Yeah.
	Thank you.
	Okay, well, now we have still one little task left.
	Oh, brother.
	Yes, I'm gonna remind everybody that we have another show coming up on Sunday.
	And I'm sure some people out there can use one more shot of Jobs Karma.
	Jobs!
	And jobs!
	Let's vote for jobs!
	You've got karma.
	Hold on.
	And then I totally lost the plot.
	Here we go.
	This is what I was looking for.
	Well, it's the shortest of all of our lists.
	We say happy birthday to John Vogel celebrating today.
	Rob Dew.
	He says happy birthday to his baby girl Paisley.
	Amy Thiessen.
	Happy birthday to Amy, to Whitney Thiessen.
	Yes, we had that lovely story.
	William Trent.
	Happy birthday to his daughter Julie.
	Michael Kemmerer, to his son Alex, celebrating on the 28th.
	Chris Hanton, to Terry, also on the 28th.
	Brian Tobias, since his happy birthday to his son Mateos, celebrating tomorrow.
	Matthew Elwert, Sir Matt of the Moon, turns 33.
	Paul Brietta, celebrating Evan Block.
	Happy birthday to Jamil, 39th.
	That should be 39 on October 29th.
	Peter Turner, happy birthday to his daughter Anne-Marie, who will be celebrating October 31st.
	And happy birthday to London Foley, 12 years old yesterday.
	Happy birthday from Uncle John and Adam here at the best podcast in the universe.
	Ooh, okay.
	We do have a number of title changes.
	I'll just take my time going through them.
	Black Knight Sir Gregory Birch becomes Black Knight and Baron of the North Olympic Peninsula.
	Sir Dennis Nutting becomes Baron of the Spam Sandwich Island.
	Sir Snozzages becomes a Viscount today.
	Sir Kevin McLaughlin, Viscount of the Moon.
	Sir Greg Worley, Baron of Smith Mountain Lake, Virginia.
	Jim Morgan becomes a Baronet.
	Sir Fernando de Slorez, Baron of Cochise County.
	You've got to correct me if I'm off, John.
	Sir Ben Hink is Baronet as of today.
	Sir James Dubler, Baron of Class G Airspace.
	Sir Ladyfingers, Baron of the Miami Valley.
	Sir... Christophe the Cantankerous.
	What?
	Cochise County.
	Cochise County, thank you.
	Sir Christophe the Cantankerous becomes Sir Christophe the Cantankerous, Baron of Buckeye, Arizona.
	Sir Jose Abreu becomes Baronet.
	Sir Dennis Cruz, Baron of Cannabis.
	Sir Macho Haley is Macho the Mapper, Baron of the Candanavian Hull.
	Sir Hey Idiot, Baron...
	Of the Diablo Valley and Black Diamond Mines of California, Sir David Rosa becomes Viscount of Puerto Rico, man.
	Sir Vicks of the Hot Southern Bushes, baronet as of today, Sir Pukey, Sir Captain Peep of the Seven Equatorial Oceans, that is a baronet status.
	Sir Steve Marchi, Baron of Long Island, New York, Sir John Harrison, Baron of, well, to be determined, he's in Austin.
	Sir Joe of Delaware becomes a baronet today.
	Sir Chris Ruddy, also baronet.
	Sir Brad Doggerty, Viscount.
	Anonymous, baron of the broken MTA.
	Sir Visa, baron of the Monterey County.
	Sir Dustin Marques becomes a baronet.
	And Knight of the Bohemian Grove also becomes a baronet today.
	Congratulations to all of you!
	Okay.
	Now I need to get the ratchet out, hold on.
	Because this is gonna be nuts.
	I gotta... Just, if you can just give me your sword, now, just to make it easy.
	Okay, here it is.
	Thank you.
	Now I'll put mine, and I'll put it here in the ratchet.
	Let me just get this thing... Oh, I, uh... Okay, yeah.
	I'm loading it up, because it's impossible for me to do otherwise.
	Okay, I'm just gonna give everyone their night and day to- Give me an extra wine.
	Hold on, hold on.
	One more.
	I think I can do- Don't- Don't break the spring!
	Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay!
	Alright, ladies and gentlemen, here are your brand new nights and dames of the No Agenda Roundtable.
	We say congratulations to Brian of London becomes Sir Brian of London.
	Maxwell becomes Sir Dragonheart, Knight of the Game Mode, care of Larry.
	Larry becomes Sir Hashtag Null, Knight of the Hungry Ghosts.
	Steve Whittig becomes Sir Stephen of Lincolnshire.
	Uncle Bob of Unincorporated DeKalb, Sir Uncle Bob, care of Sir Snottages.
	Kevin Chappell, Sir Kevin Chappell.
	Greg becomes Sir Greg of Historic Norcross.
	Greg Unterberger, Sir Charred of the Tiny Cars.
	Sherry Laurie, Dame of Love and Light.
	Erics Harjo, Sir Erics Harjo, Taylor... Hey, wait a minute.
	How come it's not working?
	There it is!
	Damn ratchet was broken, I got it now.
	Matthew Clay, Sir Matt the Bulgarian, Taylor Furman, Sir Taylor.
	Robert Vertebur, Sir Veiled in FEMA Region 4.
	Yichao Ren, Sir Too Young Too Simple.
	Ray Martin, Sir Leron of Circle Town.
	Joshua Gertson, Sir Mind Over Matter, Forgotten Jedi, Sir Forgotten Jedi, Sergeant of Arms, Protector of the Round Table.
	James Brown becomes Sir James Brown, knight of the hardest-working men and women in show business.
	Gary Zeigler, Sir Zig of the Walla Wallas.
	James Shea, Sir Cumcise, chaffed knight of the Darby Holler.
	G-Mode, Lord Aniya Medeas.
	Gavin McMahon, McMahon, Sir G-Man.
	Annie Lennon, Dame Vigilante of the swampy federal city.
	Anonymous, Sir Donates the fucking show number.
	James Higginbotham, Sir Dejava James.
	Nikola Erstavi, Sir Nikola Erstavi.
	Tom Starkweather, Sir Tom Starkweather.
	Whitney Thiessen becomes Sir Whitney, Knight of the Kornfeld Conspiracies.
	Jason Gosen, Sir Jason Gosen.
	Jim Watts, Sir Jim of the Whistler.
	Jason Dolan, Sir Jason of the Oxcarts.
	Ben Hanson, Sir Ben of the Outback.
	Larry Pelham, Sir Larry Pelham to you.
	Mike Clark, Sir Arrow, Knight of the Knots.
	Air Balloons.
	Charles Couch, Sir Charles of the Coin Operated Laundromat.
	Rob Dew, Sir Ducifer, Knight of the Four Strings Funk, Four Kids and Time Travel.
	Zachary Stacey becomes a knight.
	Sir Zachary Charlie Brown.
	Sir Charles of Wyoming.
	Robert Mastetti.
	Sir Art Mooney of the Perth Hills.
	George Kunath.
	Sir Colin the Friendly Fat Man.
	Chris Rank.
	Sir Chris Knight of the Iguana.
	Sir Oscar's wife Dame Fresca Knight of the Bird Farm.
	Brian Watson, Sir Brian Watson.
	Desmond Lowe, Sir Desi Dude of the Liberty Village.
	Bradley Seltzer, Sir Bradley Seltzer.
	Karen Seltzer becomes a dame.
	That's nice when it's in the family.
	Anonymous, Sir Night of the Lepus, Sir The Lepus.
	Donald Davis, Sir Double D. Brett becomes Sir Brett the Tamer of Strange.
	Kara's wife, Dame Christina.
	Anthony Fields, Sir Lost Opportunity.
	Aaron Yoho, Sir Aaron.
	Aaron Yoho, Aaron Dawson, Sir A. Dawson, Lorian, Lorian Rose, Dame the Lorian, got it.
	Spencer Pearson, Sir Spencer, Wolf of Kansas City, Roger Etsy, Sir Roger Onyce, Daniel J. Lewis, Sir Daniel J. Lewis of Audacious Podcasting, Jay Wrestler, Sir Jay, Adam Nikola Ivkovich, Sir Adam of the Northern Wasteland, Julian Dueck, Sir Bisa, Anonymous Electrical Engineer becomes Dame Firecracker.
	Kaboom!
	Count 15.
	Michael Dunn, SirMD2020, the Sokey Knight from Kentucky.
	Dan Reeder, SirElf of the Freenode IRC Network.
	Bill W1ITM, SirBillofOsaka.
	JVW5ITM, Sir3D.
	Good to have you guys on board and as hams to save the world.
	Daniel Warren, SirDaniel.
	John Moore, SirNubbinofthe500.
	Patrick Comer, SirPatrickComer, KnightoftheSoCalHills.
	Brad Braden Whitehead, SirKnivesoftheProvidencePlantations.
	Cheryl Shuffelt.
	Cheryl Shuffelt.
	Dame Cheryl of the Singing Cat Herders.
	Vladimir Klega.
	Sir Vladimir.
	Catherine Lowe.
	Dame Catherine.
	Bill Walsh.
	Sir Saturday Night.
	Joel Villanueva.
	Sir Joel Villanueva.
	Knight of the State of Fear.
	Chris Bullock.
	Becomes Sir Crawler.
	Carol Ann Chase.
	Dame Carol Ann.
	To you, Isaac Chase.
	Sir Crypto Knight.
	Steve Whitmer.
	Sir Steve.
	Sailor of the Caribbean.
	Anonymous.
	Sir Mise en Place of the Kitchen.
	Scott Albrecht.
	Sir Zolbot of Windsor.
	Torben Pedersen, Sir Model Citizen.
	Pierre Manegier, Sir Pitter of the Red River Rebellion.
	Elizabeth Johnson, Dame Elizabeth.
	Keith Johnson, Sir Big Johnson of the Hudson Valley.
	Always a crowd pleaser.
	Bente Helt, at least the most favorite first name of the show.
	Dane Dane of the Dryland Dick.
	Brian Balin, Sir Max Power, Springfield, USA.
	Anonymous from Milton, Ontario, Sir What's-His-Face over there.
	Ron Driggs, become Knight of the Mighty Five National Parks, a Black Knight.
	Greg, Sir Greg of Historic Norcross.
	Marco D. Magnanimous, Sir Marco D. Magnanimous, Baron.
	Peter Norwood, Sir Peter C. Norwood.
	Anthony Jenkins, Sir Anthony Jenkins, Baron at Octane of Cambridge.
	Kirk Ann, Sir Kirk, Baron of Genesee Valley.
	Ben Fellow becomes a knight, Sir Ben to you.
	Cameron Smith, Sir Cameron Smith.
	Anna Smith, Dame Anna of Brazil, protector of ugly cats.
	Jonathan Marks, Sir Jonathan.
	Sean, Sir Sean of the cisgendered third world jungle.
	Charles Peel, Sir Uptitious.
	Nathan Hodge, Sir Racer Nate.
	Aaron Ralph Thomas, Sir Aaron Ralph Thomas.
	Ryan Thomas, Sir Ryan Thomas.
	Kelly Sandlin.
	Gobi, Gobi, Gobi, Dame of Trashville.
	Kyle Carroll, Sir Enoch, Paladin of the oil patch.
	Jay Cable Cantus, Sir Sable from Orange County, California.
	And we have Dion become Sir Dion.
	Trevor Pressman, Sir Silent Knight.
	Stuart Long, Sir Gonzo Earth of Oakland.
	Alexander Munoz, Sir Alexander.
	Josh Cox, Sir...
	Thoth of Falala, William Knabe, Sir William of Texas, Anonymous, Dame Purrfect of the Gitmo gentrified realms of South Brooklyn, Jeannie McGrew, Dame Jeannie of Station 25, Luke Koudis, Sir Luke Koudis, Brandon Rogers, Sir Rounder of Buckley Mountain, Anonymous becomes Sir Green of Greenacres, Joseph Kramer, Sir Signal Virtue, Dennis Possing, Sir Dennis to you.
	Burton Rosenberger, Sir Elbrum.
	Martin Fellner, Sir Pipelinks of the One Night Stand.
	Mark Lynn, Sir Pigeon of Cascadia.
	Vincent James, Sir Vincent James of Baronet Today.
	Sean McClain, Sir Sean in the Great Basin.
	Alex Button, Sir Fing of the Ocean Beach.
	Ryan Couture, Sir Ryan the Refiner.
	Michael Reed, Sir Saikamiko of the Potomac.
	Stephen Drury, Sir Comspect, Knight of the Missouri Ozarks.
	James Schmidt, Sir James of the Liconti Highlands.
	David Wilson, Sir David Wilson, Fencer of the Minerva.
	Evan Black, Sir to you, Mark DeWitt, Sir Ever of the what?
	Brian Leslie, Sir Latte, Knight of the Bremelos.
	Daniel Baxter, Sir Dan the Man, Protector of Cape Corral and the islands of Sanibel and Captiva.
	My grandmother used to live there.
	Jonathan Carpenter, Sir JD of the Digital Modes.
	Mark Plager, Sir Mark the Hafu Knight.
	William Trent.
	Sir Whaddup That Ass, Knight of the Hurricanes, Russin Wildwood, Sir Russin Wildwood, and to close out the list, Brian Tobiason, becomes a knight and is hereby known as Sir Brian Tobiason.
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	Okay.
	I just need a drink, that's all.
	I bet you do.
	Yeah.
	Alrighty, I'm back.
	Here we go.
	Yeah.
	Oh, and I wanted to thank all the pickle farmers and Catholics in action who have contributed to our show.
	Yeah, there's gotta be a few.
	There's no doubt.
	No doubt about that.
	All right.
	What do you want to do?
	You just want to go to our- I think we're done.
	Really?
	Aw, man.
	It's five o'clock.
	We've been only doing the show for eight hours.
	Seven hours and 25 minutes.
	It's not all that bad.
	I mean, come on, man.
	No, no, it's fine.
	I mean, by just saying, I think people are gonna not really... I don't think now's the time to start doing more deconstructions.
	No.
	Gee, okay, well, since you put it that way.
	John, congratulations.
	Well, congratulations to you and congratulations to all the supporters that we have out there, especially the producers who really pitched in, chipped in, in this particular show just to get their money's worth for one thing for sure, but just to help us celebrate.
	We did this 10 years of doing this show and everybody said the same thing.
	We're the only people doing this.
	Well, I'm proud to do it and I'm glad that we seem to have some impact on people outside of their wallet.
	Right, and it turns out we can do this well and I think we put on a good show.
	You produce the show and make the show so it clips along and it's not done a bunch of dead air or bad sound or you know.
	Yeah, I love you too.
	Coming to you from downtown Austin, Texas here in the Common Law condo in the Cluedio 5x9 in the morning everybody.
	I'm Adam Curry.
	And from Northern Silicon Valley where the sun is setting I'm John C. DuBois.
	We will return on Sunday for another edition of No Agenda.
	And until then, as always, adios, mofos!
	Happy 10th anniversary, crackpot and buzzkill in the morning!
	1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
	No Agenda brings families together instead of tearing them apart.
	1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
	Holy crap, ten years!
	Ten!
	Ten years, that's amazing.
	Ten.
	Thank you for so many years of media deconstruction.
	Ten.
	Ten.
	Ten years of reintainment.
	Thanks for your courage.
	Ten.
	Congratulations on ten.
	Ten!
	It's a comedy show with crazy conspiracy theories.
	Ten!
	It's a fiasco.
	Ten!
	What is it?
	Is it a podcast?
	Here's to another ten years.
	1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9. 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9.
	Or maybe it was Pakistan.
	I promised myself to aim myself at every woman, child and man.
	That was on my list.
	I don't care if I missed.
	I'm remote controlled, I do what I'm told, by someone at a computer.
	Obama gave me a push, more than push, and I cost millions.
	I'm supposed to target terrorists, but not so much civilians.
	I don't know what to say.
	Whoops, some got in my way.
	A drone again Naturally A drone again Naturally But at the end of the day, they're backing You know, they're backing... Come on.
	At the end of the day, John, if someone wants to get anyone, they can get him.
	At the end of the day, it's more important that we have entertainment.
	So, at the end of the day, who's gonna pay for the real loan?
	It's gonna be taxpayer money.
	Because at the end of the day, that's gonna be up to Valerie Jarrett.
	I mean, at the end of the day, isn't that it?
	At the end of the day, all this money is owed to bankers.
	But at the end of the day, I think it's good!
	At the end of the day.
	At the end of the day.
	So at the end of the day, it's not actually the health care.
	It's the at the end of the day.
	At the end of the day, you can't deny I had to put less gas in.
	At the end of the day.
	At the end of the day, we're all anti-Semites.
	At the end of the day... At the end of the day you get... I think it's four percent... At the end of the day... Starts to run together at the end of the day.
	You kind of forget, right?
	At the end of the day...
	You know, John, you and I are both in the audience business at the end of the day.
	At the end of the day.
	So at the end of the day, she could say, hey, I told you so.
	At the end of the day.
	But I don't say at the end of the day.
	that's it at one second together.
	Thank you.
	They'd rather be working till late on their next episode.
	USB mics, Skype calls and Hangouts, putting out content for free.
	They'd never leave home in their closet alone.
	They'll still be there at age 53.
	Mamas, don't let your babies grow up and do podcasts.
	They'd be better at Walmart or out selling drugs.
	Please get them on YouTube, on Box and Stuff.
	Don't let your babies grow up and do podcasts.
	Cause they'll never leave home in their closet alone.
	No amount of content for a nut.
	Podcasters, well they take a vow of poverty.
	And even with their Patreon, it's a lot for you to eat.
	Tweaking the art, keeping Unicode characters out of their RSS feeds.
	Everyone for their girlfriends, their mums, their wives.
	They'd all be living out on the streets.
	Everybody!
	Mamas, don't let your babies grow up and do podcasts.
	They'd be better at Walmart, or out selling drugs.
	At least get them on YouTube, unboxing stuff.
	Mamas don't let your babies grow up And do podcasts Cause they'll never leave home in their closet alone Put down content for love Mamas don't let your babies grow up and do podcasts.
	Oh my God, can you see that news?
	They'd be better at Walmart or outstown drugs.
	Please get them on YouTube on Austin's stuff.
	Mamas, don't let your babies grow up and do podcasts.
	If we turn against each other based on divisions of race, of religion, of religion, if we fall for, if we fall.
	Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
	Okie doke.
	Just because it, it, it, it, you know it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, What?
	What?
	Thank you.
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	Do, do, do, do, do.
	Da, da, da, do.
	Ding, ding, ding, da, da, do.
	Bing, bing, boing, boing.
	When I first started college, when I went running, after five minutes, I started feeling a burning in my chest.
	And it was just me sucking in soot and smog.
	The smog was so bad, it was like you might die.
	Barack is an emissary of the devil, but you know that he's black, and that's all you want to know!
	I said this is blatant racism!
	It is destroying the dream!
	It is anti-Dr. King!
	You African, you Jesse Jackson, you process head Al Sharpton, you are wicked!
	You are corrupt!
	Oh, Lord, have mercy.
	Oh, Lord. Lord.
	Oh, Lord. Lord.
	In the morning, Gitmo Nation, we are all charged up to be human resources and servants in all lands and all ships and sea.
	From the east to west, down under to the lowlands and beyond.
	Adios, mofo.

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