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	And we're going to run this off a pod bean.
	Adam Curry, John C. Devorak.
	And Sunday, October 22, 2017, this is your award-winning Gitmo Nation Media assassination episode 9 or 7.
	This is no agenda.
	Alert the affiliates, we're going along.
	And broadcasting from the future, live in downtown Austin, Tejas, Capo the Drone Star State, in the Clunio, in the morning, everybody.
	I'm Adam Curry.
	And from Northern California, where I believe today is night day.
	I'm John C. Devorak.
	It's Craig Vaughn and Buzzkill.
	In the morning.
	I think that's the first time you said from Northern California instead of Northern Silicon Valley.
	.
	It was a botch.
	A lot of botches on today's show.
	We've got a few lined up already.
	It was a glitch.
	A glitch.
	We've got a lot of glitches, too.
	Well, you know what?
	You know what, John?
	It doesn't matter.
	You know why?
	It's Chevy Truck Month, my friend.
	All is good here in Texas.
	Here's my favorite botch of the day, which includes my writing Amy as Annie.
	But let's just play this little Amy Goodman botch.
	Killed one anti-ratist protester and injured dozens others.
	Ratist?
	What did she say?
	You missed it.
	There's three.
	Okay, I'll play it again.
	I'll play it again.
	Killed one anti-racist protester and injured dozens others.
	Injured?
	Stop injuring me!
	She injured dozen others.
	Killed one anti-racist protester and injured dozens others.
	I mean, we do things stupid all the time.
	Dozens others.
	Dozens others, you injure?
	Don't injure me, man!
	It's a threefer.
	Okay, we can go home.
	That was great.
	I think we're done.
	Our work is done here.
	The winner.
	Oh my, oh my.
	Another good little ISO I got.
	I don't want to blow my eyes.
	Oh, you're Mr. ISO.
	Okay.
	But I got Jean Harlow.
	Jeez, Jean Harlow is not alive.
	Is Jean Harlow alive?
	No, but I got her saying, in the morning.
	Let's listen.
	In the morning.
	Nice!
	Yeah!
	Very nice.
	Generally, when you pull those out, they're just kind of awkward, because they don't emphasize the words enough.
	But this one, I heard it, I said, oh, this is dynamite, I gotta ISO it.
	Well, that's kind of interesting, because I got the, you know, there's lots of people who send clips like this, and they'll say, That person's clearly a listener!
	Well, Gene Harlow is not a listener to the No Agenda Show, I guarantee you.
	But!
	How about, what's that crazy, uh, the congresswoman who, uh, about the Gold Star Family phone call, what's her name?
	I don't know.
	Eh, come on.
	Florentine, what's her name?
	The one that's Florida, Floridian?
	Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that one, what's her name?
	I don't know her name.
	I don't even follow that story very closely.
	No, but I just happened to get a clip of her saying in the morning, Frederica Wilson, that's her name.
	Okay, Frederica.
	Here's a clip of her saying it.
	It's a long way to go, I know.
	Boy.
	If I'd known her name, it would have been better.
	Yes, you got to get to those punchlines quick.
	It's early, it's early.
	It's early, it's early.
	I do want to say for today's show, I will be interjecting information I have received from a rather long phone call on Thursday, Friday, with Steve Pachinik, my handler.
	Yeah, you're handling that.
	He's going to discuss it.
	Well, he's still the one who believes Vegas was a complete false flag.
	Yes, we'll talk about that.
	Also about Hurricane Harvey, Hollywood and JFK.
	All right, the JFK thing's coming up.
	I don't have any clips, but I think we're going to get plenty for the next show.
	I don't either, but we can definitely talk about it.
	Well, let's just get a couple of things out of the way.
	Don't you have something about the week coming up, or the week that happened, or anything like that?
	No, I gave up on that.
	That was so lame.
	It wasn't good.
	I got two Weinstein updates, which might be good, because it's leading me into a thesis.
	Oh, good.
	Okay.
	Now, the whole Weinstein thing, it ends up being four clips, because first of all, and I'll start with one of the later clips, CBS had a little tribute to women at the end of its news Broadcast I believe this was on Friday, and it was all it was everybody they could I guess they just took stuff off the social media with the hashtag me too of women who were coming out to you know become part of the Again, it's something of a status symbol.
	I believe but in this case.
	They're just complaining except there were a few people that actually yeah, I'm disliking this because I don't like It's almost like the sex registry thing where somebody pees in the park, they're put on the same sex registry as some child rapist.
	Yeah.
	And I don't like the idea of somebody almost being groped having the same status as someone who was raped.
	Yeah.
	And if you listen to this Me Too I guess as a montage, there's a couple of points in here which I'll have to discuss.
	Okay, the Me Too montage.
	Finally tonight, the accusations of sexual harassment or assault against Hollywood producer Harvey Weinstein.
	The story has touched a nerve with people all over the world and they're speaking out using the hashtag Me Too.
	Me Too.
	I'm a survivor.
	I'm not a victim.
	It happened to me too.
	Me too.
	Sexual assault happens to everyone.
	It happened to me too.
	I was told not to talk about it.
	I was told that it wasn't that bad.
	And I was told to get over it.
	The Weinstein case has brought to light something that we really should have been talking about for a long time.
	And when we were in the elevator on the way back up to the rooms, he asked if he could join me in my room and then proceeded to try to grope me.
	There were office parties.
	Setup is one thing, but the cleanup is always after hours, and you always hope that there'd be another woman there to clean up with you so you wouldn't get stuck in the room with some guy.
	It's taken me 34 years to talk about it in a public forum.
	No matter how small the act, whether you're catcalling a woman on the street, or you seek to physically assault them because you feel like you have the right to do that, you are damaging another human being.
	I just never felt a movement before that made it important enough to me to come out publicly.
	That's the first time I've ever posted or said it.
	I survived several very violent rapes when I was four, five years old.
	It breaks my heart knowing that this will soon disappear from the news cycle.
	For so many of us around the world, this is our breaking news story every single day.
	There's power in sharing our stories, in that when we share what happened to us, we let other survivors know that they are not alone.
	Some of the very powerful voices, the Me Too voices on social media today protesting sexual assault.
	That's the CBS Evening News.
	I'm Anthony Mason in New York.
	Thanks for watching.
	Thank you.
	Good night.
	Good night, Anthony.
	Thank you.
	Yeah, the Me Too thing.
	Before you... And I just want to mention on that clip, the one woman who associates cat calling, she calls it out.
	With Me Too.
	As damaging.
	Damaging, hurting, hurtful.
	I don't mind.
	For one thing, catcalling is kind of fundamental to construction workers.
	I've never seen it done, ever.
	In 1987, in New York City, 57th Street was the last time I saw it happen.
	That's the last time I remember it.
	And the only time I thought about this where it's happening is in New York City, just as you said.
	Yeah.
	And so this is a weird phenomenon that I don't understand.
	You know, OK, maybe it's it's an isolated problem.
	If it's a problem.
	And I say if it's a problem, because I've heard many of female come out and say they kind of miss it.
	Well, yeah, we're on such thin ice here, but I'll remind you of the clips you played.
	Totally.
	Where the admission was, well, if it was a hot guy, it would be different.
	Yes.
	In fact, Liza Schlesinger in her, I think her first comedy bit then on Netflix, brings this point up and says exactly that.
	If it was a hot guy.
	I mean, we're talking about We're talking about an ugly bastard, ugly looking bastard, Weinstein, as opposed to like George Clooney.
	If it was George Clooney, how many people would be complaining?
	I don't know.
	Even I wouldn't be complaining.
	I'm like, oh, abuse me, George.
	And so there's an issue there that needs to be addressed.
	And meanwhile, let's listen to this.
	This is a California woman legislator's, this is a local story.
	Now they're all chiming in with the Me Too movement.
	Back in the United States, in California, nearly 150 women, including legislators and lobbyists, have come forward to denounce widespread and pervasive sexual harassment in California's capital.
	In a letter, the women write, quote, As women leaders in politics in a state that postures itself as a leader in justice and equality, you might assume our experience has been different.
	It is not.
	Men have groped and touched us without our consent, made inappropriate comments, You know, I actually had quite a conversation at the hair salon the other day.
	Yeah, which is a women's salon.
	I'm one of only three male clients.
	I don't know the third, but the second one is the former New York banker.
	And it took me a good 20 minutes to explain that I found it.
	Odd that it's now okay to generalize white men.
	And the answer I kept getting was, yeah, but, you know, you can't deny that men have messed a lot of stuff up.
	I said, I'm not denying anything.
	I'm just saying I was raised to not generalize.
	And whether you had said white men do it, black men do it, red men do it, yellow men, green men, women, gays, lesbians, whatever you, you know, Christians, whatever you say, that's generalization and that's just It's just not okay.
	It took me 20 minutes to get... and finally it was like, okay, I see what you're saying.
	So you're not defending what men have done.
	I'm not defending what some men have done.
	I'm just saying generalizing is not okay.
	Well, isn't this the entire liberal perspective, which is stereotyping is bad?
	Yes.
	By the way, when I... Stereotyping is bad.
	But apparently it's okay for them to stereotype.
	When I left, I said, okay, you can all talk about me now, what a dick I am.
	And the answer was, oh yeah, don't worry.
	That's going to happen.
	Like, okay.
	It was, it was strange.
	And, uh, and it's almost like, well, now you, in fact, I think it was said, well, now you know what it feels like.
	I said, I kind of knew that for different reasons, but okay.
	Yeah.
	So it's this is deep in the psyche and I don't like it.
	And also these some of these women and most of the women in my life did not participate in me too.
	And when queried why I came up with a universal answer, which is, you know, the kind of the same goes for You know, kneeling for the national anthem and a lot of things that are being done now.
	Take a knee!
	Take a knee, yes.
	Is we all say a lot, but we all do absolutely nothing.
	Because that's really what it is.
	You know, the football players aren't, well maybe, I'm not going to generalize, I don't think many of them are doing anything about the plight of black men in America.
	The Me Too women are just saying Me Too.
	It's just virtue signaling.
	There's not really that much being done.
	And to only say it's for women is a huge discredit to the children of Hollywood, particularly the male children.
	Corey Feldman is still out there saying, and I follow him on Twitter, he's saying, I really am trying to get people to understand what's going on in Hollywood and no one will listen to him.
	We're doing the exact same thing.
	Yeah, I agree.
	So I questioned my handler about this.
	I said, dude, where are they in Hollywood?
	I know they're there without hesitation.
	ABC Disney said it is their culture.
	It is their history.
	And if you look it up, you'll see.
	Well, remember David Newman, who was a big wig at Disney?
	Along with the X-Men director, Bryan Singer, and they were they were abusing boys.
	There was tons of stories about it.
	This was only three or four years ago.
	But you know, it's like it wasn't in the New York Times, I guess.
	So I guess it doesn't count.
	But when you think about it, ABC, this goes back to Shirley Temple, this goes near the whole Mickey Mouse Club.
	And look at what's happened to many of these kids who came out of that out of the Disney world, including ABC, Disney Studios, ABC.
	The information I got is still troubled and not really speaking out about it.
	Robert Downey Jr.
	and Leonardo DiCaprio.
	So that may come and apparently George Looney also knows a lot.
	Well, there's a lot of stuff not being said.
	But there's a lot of stuff that's kind of interesting to me from a kind of counter-revolutionary perspective.
	And let's play this.
	The Weinstein update.
	Where is the counter-argument ABC clip?
	This is the current state of the complaining.
	There are also new developments tonight in the Harvey Weinstein scandal.
	A searing account from Oscar-winning actress Lupita Nyong'o about what she says were her troubling interactions with the movie producer.
	Yeah, I had this clip, too.
	You know, when you do this, and this is the... She just burst on the scene, the new actress who was in... Was it 12 Years a Slave?
	No, no, no.
	7 Years a Slave?
	18 Years a Slave?
	I don't know.
	Yeah, that's who she is.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Okay, yeah, okay.
	Yeah, that's the one.
	And she just came out of nowhere.
	Everyone loves her.
	She's the third rail of Hollywood.
	Here's ABC's Adrienne Bankert again tonight.
	And the Oscar goes to Lupita Nyong'o.
	Tonight, Oscar winner Lupita Nyong'o coming forward with shocking allegations.
	The star actress penning an op-ed in the New York Times, saying she first met Harvey Weinstein while studying at Yale.
	He invited her to his home for a screening.
	With his children present, Nyong'o says he led her to his bedroom.
	Once there, he announced he wanted to give her a massage.
	In a panic, she offered to give him one.
	She says before long he said he wanted to take off his pants.
	I told him not to do that and informed him that it would make me extremely uncomfortable.
	She says she feared her future could be in jeopardy.
	Later agreeing to meet Weinstein in a New York City restaurant.
	Once there, he announced, let's cut to the chase.
	I have a private room upstairs where we can have the rest of our meal.
	He told me not to be so naive.
	If I wanted to be an actress, then I had to be willing to do this sort of thing.
	She refused and claims he became dismissive.
	So we're done here, he said.
	You can leave.
	This comes as another alleged victim speaks out.
	A distraught Heather Kerr recounting a meeting with Weinstein nearly 30 years ago where he allegedly exposed himself.
	He told me that I was not that good looking, but that he would be willing to help me anyway.
	Like he was doing me a favor.
	And David Fain, director of Quentin Tarantino, who worked very closely with Weinstein, saying that he apologizes in the New York Times, saying he wished he'd taken more responsibility for what he'd heard.
	David?
	Adrian, thank you.
	Yeah.
	What we've got here is a situation where the news guys can't really do what, if I was an editor of especially a Los Angeles newspaper, I'd like to do.
	Yeah.
	Which is find some women who are on the other side of this.
	Isn't that what journos are supposed to do?
	And what I mean by the other side, I mean when somebody says, okay, we're done here, you can go, a woman, and they're out there and there's plenty of them, I would say, no, you can go.
	And there are plenty of women that do that, or somebody, or if he tries to grab them by the nuts and squeeze real hard.
	You can find women who've had enough training where they know the old trick of grabbing your pinky finger and breaking it.
	Uh, what trick is this?
	Grab somebody's pinky finger and they'll go to their knees.
	There's plenty of women out there and we're seeing none of it.
	And I think it's kind of an insult.
	I'm sorry, what you're saying is women who defended themselves and said, here douche, I'm breaking your finger.
	Yeah.
	Oh, okay.
	Yeah, I'm sure, of course there's women out there who do that.
	Thank goodness.
	Yeah, I agree.
	I don't hear any of that.
	We're just getting the wimpy... All it's doing is just perpetuating a stereotype, again, of the helpless female.
	Right.
	And that's all these stories are doing.
	There's no other side.
	We're not seeing one example of an unhelpless female, a damsel in distress, or somebody who's a kick-ass girl.
	No.
	And why is that?
	And I don't understand.
	Even the women themselves aren't bitching about this portrayal.
	They're all in on this because it's kind of a hate man thing.
	You had the same experience at the salon there.
	Yeah.
	You didn't hear anybody say, there are women that can put up with this guy?
	No.
	No, I did not.
	I did not.
	So anyway, so this is getting on my nerves and this is very poor coverage.
	And it's just pushing the same bullcrap that women are all helpless.
	All of them!
	And that's not true.
	No.
	Well, that is happening, or it's not happening, but also, and just, well, not like Harvey Weinstein, but I think the true predators, the sexual predators, there's probably two kinds.
	There's the kind that, you know, some, and like, you know, the sociopaths, like, you know, captains of industry, like our president, or our former president, or any president.
	Um, you know, they have, you know, you get in this position of power and, you know, stuff goes wrong there, but it's also the silent ones that you never hear about, at least not publicly.
	And now, uh, I'm, I'm shocked.
	I am literally shocked about what's, what's being uncovered in the technology business.
	Robert Scoble, are you kidding me?
	What about Robert Scoble?
	Oh my God.
	Quinn Norton.
	Do you know Quinn Norton?
	No.
	I don't know her either, but she wrote a Medium post.
	I guess she's in the technology business somehow.
	Maybe she's a reporter.
	And she wrote this whole story about Scoble, who was drunk and was all over some woman, and then who was too drunk to consent.
	And then she said, hey, you shouldn't be doing that.
	And then he put his hands on her.
	And she slapped him and so now there's other women who are saying Scoble inappropriately touched them or sexually harassed them while he was drunk.
	He now has said that, you know, this is all before I was an alcoholic and I've gone through my 12 steps and I apologize but then there's other women coming out saying, oh no, no, it happened more recent than that.
	I mean, this guy is over!
	He and Mark Hanter can start their own state.
	Well, this is ironic since Scoble came out as gay.
	That's opposed.
	Well, not really.
	He was a victim, which of course is always what happens.
	This is the perpetual circle that is not really being discussed in his specific case, which I think it should be.
	And really, if you look at all these cases, alcohol is not anybody's friend.
	It's funny because this came up in the salon discussion as well, and the answer to that is, well, alcohol just takes the brakes off what's already inside.
	Possibly.
	I don't know.
	So the whole thing is sad.
	The whole thing is very sad.
	The discussion of alcohol and you is also sad.
	But John, I'm just thinking to myself, any number of women Yes, you do.
	could come out and say, oh, that Curry, total douchebag, sexual harasser.
	I certainly make inappropriate comments.
	I've done so all my life.
	Yes, you do.
	And I've never touched anyone inappropriately.
	But you're a good-looking guy.
	Ah!
	There we have it.
	There we have it.
	Okay.
	It's not as though you're actually, I would say, a predator because you're not.
	No, thank you for pointing that out.
	You have your one woman.
	In fact, even when you had your little period of being single there, you didn't enjoy it so much.
	You like your one woman and then you're good.
	And that's my observation.
	And is that any different from you?
	But the difference is that you do make inappropriate comments to women constantly.
	And give me an example of an inappropriate... And in an office environment.
	Give me an example of inappropriate.
	I can't think of one, because it was so pervasive.
	But when you were at Meteo, you'd always be saying stuff.
	And the stuff I would say is, I really like that dress.
	Your hair looks great this way.
	I say that to men and women equally.
	You do a lot.
	Well, you definitely do a lot of that.
	And that may be inappropriate, but it's never been anything more than that, ever.
	Well, no one's ever complained about it.
	You can't even recall an instance, so... I don't care.
	That's why.
	It's the only reason I'm very good at it.
	Yeah.
	Well, I'm just saying that now we're at this point where, shit, they could just make something up.
	And there's always the... The problem that you run into is you have... Yeah, no, you could.
	That could happen.
	But most people wouldn't believe it.
	But it's just, oh, that's just Harvey, which is a common kind of thing, because I had a boss at the air pollution district who was one of these guys.
	He wasn't, I wouldn't call him like, he was like you.
	He was a good looking guy who liked to make lewd comments to women here and there.
	I don't make lewd comments!
	Anyway, he did.
	And it would be like, yeah, that's just, you know, nobody cares.
	Because he's a good looking guy.
	Which, again, is an issue that we've brought up on this show.
	But, but, but!
	And we use as a theme, and it's something that's very disturbing.
	If I may point out, at the same air pollution inspection department that you worked at, Everybody knew, oh well, it's just Barbara Boxer, you know, that's what she does, that's how she does it, and no one- Einstein.
	I thought it was Boxer.
	Oh no, Boxer's the one who tried to pick up- Yeah.
	Guys who take her home.
	Yeah.
	Einstein's the one who did dumb crap, she was like, she was like, very, seemingly unintelligent.
	No, no, no, I'm talking about Boxer, and none of the guys wanted to drive her home, because she was always hitting on them, which is also inappropriate workplace behavior.
	And done by women.
	And everyone said, oh, that's just her.
	No one called her out.
	Well, they didn't say that.
	What they really did was warn you.
	It's the same thing.
	But because you're dudes, it doesn't make any difference, apparently.
	Apparently not.
	It's exactly the same thing.
	Yeah, it should have been reported.
	Yes.
	Where were you, Me Too?
	I feel, now I feel like I'm Tarantino.
	You're complicit.
	I knew what was going on, I said nothing.
	Let me play the Today Show version of Lupita Nyong'o's accusations.
	I think there was a couple other things in there of interest.
	Lupita Nyong'o says she met Harvey Weinstein when she was a drama student at Yale.
	At Yale?
	I didn't know it was that early on.
	At Yale?
	Yeah, that was the report that was also done.
	I have another version of this report, but it was on a different network.
	it was CBS mentioned the Yale.
	- Counter with the mega producer coming three years before she won her Academy Award.
	- 500 pounds of cotton.
	- Writing in the New York Times, Nyong'o says Weinstein invited her to his home for a private screening.
	While his children were watching a film, she says Weinstein brought her to his bedroom, where he asked to give her a massage.
	Nyong'o says she panicked and gave him a massage instead.
	You know, that is such an American thing.
	That I'd never witnessed or heard of before when I came from the Netherlands to work at MTV.
	Now, of course, I was very well-known there and, you know, I had had my run-ins with the groupies.
	Never acted on them.
	No, that's not true.
	But that's a different story.
	But American groupies are different.
	Certainly the ones in the 80s.
	The come-on line was always, you know, they're backstage and it's like, hey, shall I give you a neck massage?
	It was the oddest thing to me coming from Europe.
	It's like, really?
	That's your line?
	Can I give you- and it's- it's con- it's con- is that an American thing?
	Has that been around forever?
	I just don't realize- Not that I know of, but- Interesting, yeah.
	He panicked.
	He gave him a list.
	Hmm?
	Armless neck massage, take it.
	And gave him a massage instead, in order to be in control physically.
	But when Weinstein said he wanted to take off his pants, Nyong'o laughed.
	Their next encounter coming just a few months later, at the Tribeca Grill in New York City.
	The actress writes, Weinstein was direct, saying, let's cut to the chase.
	I have a private room upstairs where we can have the rest of our meal.
	I was stunned, she writes.
	He told me not to be so naive.
	If I wanted to be an actress, then I had to be willing to do this sort of thing.
	Nyong'o refused his alleged advances.
	He used that exchange.
	He used the sexual dynamic as part of Many of Weinstein's employees believed the producer was out of control, but not all suspected he was an alleged predator.
	In a joint statement, they wrote, We did not know that he used his power to systematically assault and silence women.
	We did not know he was a violent aggressor and alleged rapist.
	This morning, a new accusation of rape and an Oscar winner using her stage to give a voice to others.
	To others.
	At least it included the line, hey, don't you know that's what you gotta do around here?
	You wanna make it in Hollywood?
	I thought that, yeah, I was amused by that myself.
	I'm surprised that hasn't been slipped into the reporting yet.
	Until now.
	There it is.
	There it is.
	Yeah.
	Well, this is causing this is causing an interesting dynamic.
	And I was thinking back because of Harvey's bullcrap remarks that, well, this is all because of the way he was raised in the 60s.
	And the 60s was the second wave of feminisms.
	So this is nonsense, what he's saying.
	By the way, that's... I started thinking about this.
	Yes?
	I'm sorry, go ahead.
	I'll read it to you in a minute.
	Go ahead.
	So he was, you know, so the 60s is when the second wave of feminism came in, and it was kind of the entire 60s was a very feminist era, and it ended with Betty Friedan's book, Female Mystique, I think.
	And that whole decade was Also, kind of marked by a counter-revolution, which I'm wondering if we're going to witness again.
	In fact, I'll predict that we will.
	During that era of high feminism, that's when the topless bar scene began.
	And it was almost as if there's one contingent of women pushing this direction, another contingent of women saying, hey, we're not into that.
	We want men to be attracted to us.
	And so a topless bar scene emerged that was unlike anything I've ever seen before or since.
	And it started with Carol Dota.
	And Carol Dota showed up at this place called The Condor after she was publicized by this Very famous publicist, I think his name is Rosenthal, and he, fat guy who got this pulled handcuffing her naked to the Golden Gate Bridge.
	Good times!
	And that caused something of a backup on the road.
	Yeah.
	And they had to kind of saw her off and take her in.
	So this began with her, and I recall, especially in the early 70s, where you couldn't go to a bar that wasn't topless.
	Yeah, well, that was the free love era, which I completely missed just through age and location, which is very lame.
	Well, the free, I don't think there was association with free love and topless bars.
	And then there was also a prostitution era that came around.
	Very strongly throughout the 1970s until the AIDS epidemic.
	In fact, there was a period of time in Berkeley and Oakland where some judge, I think it was from about 1975 to about 1979, some judge had legalized prostitution for all practical purposes.
	There was some case and he said, no, you can't do that without doing this, some process, and next thing you know, there were I would say thousands of hookers everywhere in the Bay Area.
	Just to give you some current reference to that, the European Union will be voting soon.
	The topic is lowering the age of consent to 13.
	And the argument is that they're... I thought they were raising it.
	No, lowering it.
	To 13, that's what the vote, if it comes to a vote, that's what it will be about.
	And the argument is that there are too many, I'll just say people, I don't know if it's men specifically, probably, who are incarcerated because they had sex with someone who was 15, looks 16.
	I mean, that's literally the argument.
	But 13, man, woo!
	Well, I think it was always 13 in Spain.
	Yeah, it was 16.
	No, it was 16 in the EU.
	In Vatican City.
	I think traditionally it was 13 in Spain.
	I think it's like 11 in Saudi Arabia.
	Vatican City is 13.
	I think.
	It's good for them.
	But only for boys.
	Well, that would change the dynamics of things, that's for sure.
	Yeah.
	For sure.
	But anyway, the point is that Back off from that idea, this is a different story, is that every time there's one of these things that there's a kind of a movement, there's always a counter-movement.
	And the counter-movement, we can base some of this on the war on men, the counter-movement to what we're witnessing now, it has not appeared yet, but it's going to be The longer we wait, the bigger it's gonna be.
	Our own Dame Francine Hardaway posted something rather thoughtful on the facebag about Scoble.
	And I'll just give you the first paragraph and the rest I'll paraphrase.
	As a family friend of the Scobles and a woman who entered the workplace at a time when men routinely slapped women on the ass, cat-called them on the sidewalk, and jumped on them at drunken parties, I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place here.
	For me, this issue is highly complex.
	I even see Donald Trump and Harvey Weinstein in a context younger people cannot share.
	You see, I grew up in New York City in the 50s and 60s.
	So she's clearly making a distinction there about the culture of the 50s and 60s in New York City.
	And then she goes into some personal experiences, which I'll put it in the show notes, you can go read it.
	I don't think I should be reading that, it doesn't do it justice.
	But she, me too, at a young age, and she says it forced her to develop a powerful shell and a deep desire to actually possess the power men seem to have.
	In a way, she believes, they helped her have the guts to succeed as an entrepreneur when most women didn't even work at the time.
	And so she turned and so she's very conflicted because, you know, said, without that, I might not have even gone into angel investing or anything like that.
	So says, while it was horrible, it made her who she is today.
	So there's a whole nother angle that that she's bringing up.
	Which you'll probably get excoriated for, but I like that she's doing it.
	Yeah, I like that she's doing it.
	Meanwhile, Corey Feldman got arrested for marijuana possession and some traffic violation.
	So shut up, kid.
	Don't be talking about anything.
	It's disgusting.
	Where was he arrested?
	Well, Louisiana.
	About to do a gig, but you know, still.
	Yeah, sounds right.
	Alright, so I think that's it.
	We've beaten them.
	Yeah, there's not much more I can say.
	We'll just see how it plays out, but all I see now is political use, and I really see nothing happening, just a lot of talk.
	A lot of talk and calling men out.
	So you can just, every, every... You know, we should probably do a... You know, how about this?
	This is the thing that bothered me.
	Extremely.
	I have it in here somewhere.
	Apparently... Where is it here?
	There's a list!
	Yes.
	The so-called Whisper Network in Silicon Valley... No, I'm... Is it Silicon Valley?
	No, it's Hollywood.
	I'm sorry.
	The Whisper Network in Hollywood have the shitty media men list, and it's supposed to be an Excel spreadsheet or a Google Doc.
	Tons of reporting on it.
	The New Yorker wrote a huge article this morning.
	Here's the problem.
	Nowhere can I find this spreadsheet.
	Well, now that you put the word out, I bet you we can get a hold of it if it does exist.
	So, first of all, having a list of anything is inherently wrong.
	It's a blacklist.
	It's a blacklist, and it's un-American, it's un-humane.
	And, you know, so the shitty media men, alright, you know.
	What does that even mean?
	Let me see if they have an explanation of what it even means.
	Everyone's jumping on this.
	I guess it started with BuzzFeed.
	There's a Google spreadsheet full of alleged sexual misdeeds titled, Shitty Media Men.
	This may or may not exist, but I'll tell you, there's a number of guys who are shitting bullets right now.
	I hope I'm not on the list.
	Well, if they're on the list, they're on the list.
	There's not much they can do about it.
	Right.
	But, you know, this is going- When you get those lists, this is kind of like in the Soviet era, where you have a grudge against your neighbor, and you turn him in for something you didn't do.
	Well, in other words, you put him on the list because you have the power to do that.
	And the guy, you know, ends up in a gulag.
	Hey, got rid of that guy.
	I mean, that's what I don't like about these things.
	Yeah, yeah.
	No, it's horrible.
	It's horrible.
	Lists, I mean, lists are really bad.
	Hey, Schindler's List.
	You know, it's a list.
	Lists are just not a good thing.
	That was a good list for you.
	It was a good list.
	It's a different kind of list.
	I said different list.
	That's a white list.
	Yeah, but still.
	Lists.
	You know, lists.
	It's very, very bad.
	And let's have it then.
	Come on.
	Get it out there.
	I want to see it.
	Yeah, I want to see the list too.
	I don't know if it actually exists.
	This is like being on those credit reports.
	You don't know.
	You know, you got bad credit all of a sudden.
	What's this?
	Well, you didn't do anything.
	You're on another damn list.
	Yeah, these lists.
	It's the list era.
	Yeah.
	Ugh.
	I'm on the list.
	White list, black list, racist.
	No, that doesn't even rhyme.
	Alright.
	Racist.
	Racist, yes.
	Okay, well let's move away from this then, because I think we're kind of done.
	Let's talk about JFK for a second, and before we do that, do you have one more Weinstein clip or not?
	Are you done with all the Weinsteins?
	I had the one, but you pretty much beat it up with the one you played.
	Oh, okay.
	George W. Bush, oh my mouth is stuck today.
	I had a speech the other day and there was not much to say about it, but I found this intriguing since we've heard the same thing so often recently from the sheriff in Vegas and just in general.
	Bigotry seems emboldened.
	Our politics seems more vulnerable to conspiracy theories and outright fabrication.
	People of every race, religion, ethnicity can be fully and equally American.
	It means that bigotry or white supremacy in any form is blasphemy against the American creed.
	Yeah.
	The thing that really caught my ear though was the conspiracy thing.
	Everyone's so mad about the conspiracies suddenly.
	Before you finish this, oh I think Zephyr is now going by at very slow speed.
	Very late, very late.
	You know, this Bush is getting on my nerves.
	He is like, he gets, he's president, then Obama comes in, and he just, he's out of, he's completely, he won't do interviews, he won't talk about nothing, won't say anything bad about the Democrats, won't come out as a, you know, Ex-president.
	Now that Trump has gotten in, and I guess his brother, Jeb, this is the reason of course, Jeb got his butt handed to him.
	He was supposed to be the next president.
	He's now, he's yacking away.
	He's talking about this, talking about that.
	He's in the public eye a little too much for my taste.
	And then he's also getting involved with these collections.
	He's part of this, let's collect some money for Houston.
	Let's collect, you know, one of these, another one of these money grabs that we saw with Haiti.
	Yup.
	Hey, I'm sorry.
	Yeah.
	Just my, just a personal little thing.
	I've noticed this and I'm getting irked by it.
	Let's talk about JFK.
	Yeah.
	Well, no, let's talk about JFK for a second.
	Okay.
	Um, so the files are going to be released and I'm just speaking of Bush.
	I'm pretty sure that the whole idea behind the lockup for 25 years was a calculation.
	How old is it?
	Papa Bush right now?
	Well, he's like 120.
	Let me see a book of knowledge.
	How old is W... Oh, shoot.
	Cancel.
	Cancel.
	Go away.
	It's not cancel.
	Shut up.
	Book of Knowledge.
	How old is George H. Bush?
	George H. W. Bush is 93 years old.
	Yeah, 93.
	So I probably expected... you know, to be dead.
	And not to be implicated.
	But here's the thing.
	There's not going to be anything in these files.
	There's going to be no grassy knoll, no... No, they've already chopped those documents up.
	No, no, no, no, no, no.
	Yeah, they have.
	They've chopped them up.
	They'll release it and there's only going to be one thing.
	And again, I got the inside info from the doctor who was a doctor at the New York hospital when Kennedy had his back surgery.
	And that was Pechenik again.
	At some point he told me that it wasn't coming from him, so I'm just going to shut up and not mention his name anymore.
	But here's what he says is findable in the files.
	The fact that Kennedy had Addison's disease, which I didn't know what that was.
	You know what that is, Addison's disease?
	I didn't know it was a neurological disorder of some sort.
	Addison's disease is a disorder that occurs when your body produces insufficient amounts of certain hormones produced by your adrenal glands.
	It's basically when your adrenal glands are not functioning at all.
	In Addison's disease, your adrenal glands produce too little cortisol and often insufficient levels of aldosterone as well.
	And the symptoms are a ton of stuff, but the main giveaway of Addison's disease is hyperpigmentation, the darkening of the skin.
	Which Kennedy, no doubt, he was not sunbathing all day, he had Addison's disease.
	And what happened is he came in for his surgery, I think it was New York Hospital, and he went psychotic in the hospital.
	Because they didn't know that he had Addison's disease and then you can respond very poorly to certain types of Well, just all kinds of stuff that they give you for operations, and once they discovered that, they were able to bring him out of the acute psychosis he'd gone into, but they basically kept him with Dr. Feelgood, just kept him completely drugged up the whole time.
	He did have an actual huge pain, but Addison's disease gives you depression, severe fatigue, irritability.
	And, you know, like most of our presidents, the way I understand it, you know, they really are just a figurehead.
	It's either the CIA running the president and running the republic, or it's the military intelligence running the president and the republic.
	And you really don't need the guy or the gal.
	You really don't.
	It's just, you know, it's a figurehead, and they do stuff or they don't do stuff.
	But Kennedy was doing crazy stuff, and it was when he ultimately sent in the dad's army of the Cubans to go overthrow Cuba and gave them no air support, and everyone got slaughtered, and then he went to meet with Khrushchev, And after the meeting, and he was completely nuts in the meeting, and Khrushchev said, screw you guys, you got a nutso at the helm, I'm setting up my missiles.
	And that's when, collectively, CIA decided to take him out.
	And it was Bush, LBJ, and Nixon.
	Those were the main guys who were behind it.
	That's the story, as told to me, and it fits with the Addison's disease, which is, that will be in the files.
	Yeah, the problem I have with this idea is there's always some, especially when it comes from this guy, there's always some little what in his story.
	And the what in this particular story is Nixon.
	There is absolutely zero chance Nixon had anything to do with this.
	He, in fact, he expanded on that and he said, if you look at Oliver Stone, who knows this as well, if you look at his Nixon movie, which I've not seen, he says there's a number of scenes where it's very, you know, or still frames, it's very clear that, this is his words, that Oliver Stone was trying to communicate Nixon was in on it.
	John, that's... I don't know why he was in on it.
	Is that the Nixon movie or is that the JFK movie?
	He said specifically Nixon.
	Did he do a movie about Nixon?
	I think he did.
	I don't know if Oliver Stone did a Nixon movie.
	I was taking notes like a good little slave, so let me see.
	I'm glad you did that.
	That's good.
	It was a fantastic call.
	Yeah, I'm just not buying Nixon.
	I'm not buying Nixon based on the Russell Baker book.
	Nixon.
	Nixon.
	Oliver Stone did Nixon.
	Okay, well he also did JFK.
	Yes, but it's apparently in the Nixon movie.
	So if there's something, I'll have to go look at this movie again and see what the code is that he's had in there.
	I mean, because he obviously was a little more blatant about what he thought in the JFK movie.
	But you buy the whole story except the Nixon part, which is fine by me.
	I mean, I'm not saying this is the truth.
	I'm just telling you what I'm hearing.
	I'm not buying any of it.
	I'm just saying that his stories always contain some element that is a bit much.
	And the Nixon element in this one just like pushes, really makes me go hmm.
	If it were any other guy with any other resume, I wouldn't even bring it up.
	I understand.
	But when you throw stuff in there like that, I mean, this is the earmark of a pathological liar.
	They always do that.
	And I've always believed, 'cause I'm like nuts about this because I've run into too many of these people. - We've worked with many of them together. - We worked with a particularly one together. - Yes. - And I've noticed, I look for little earmarks of like, what are they doing here and why are they doing it? I look for little earmarks of like, what are they And the one thing I've always seen, I've seen, is they throw in something that's absolutely outrageous.
	To see, and I believe it's done for a purpose, I believe it's to see if you'll buy it.
	Because then they can up the ante.
	Oh, oh, oh, no doubt.
	Because I'll tell you exactly what's going on here.
	And it's important for me to preface, or I should have prefaced with this.
	It is now very clear to me how Alex Jones got his start.
	Because he started the same, pretty much with Steve Pchenik as a guest very early on.
	I'm talking 15 years ago.
	And it was a perfect relationship.
	Pchenik would feed Jones good information.
	You know, there's a lot of very obvious things that he knows and just because he studies it, you know, geopolitical and how government works.
	So he was in effect using Jones to communicate and get messages, he's told me this verbatim, to get messages into the alternative media, you know, the just then kind of internet starting up, and Jones was able to use him as an official credible source.
	But those tables have turned a little bit, and with the entrance of Roger Stone, who Bochenek hates, and there's like this huge issue because this guy has the president's ear and he's considered dangerous, he's kind of flipped the script and he's like, screw Jones, and now he calls me.
	So, that is what I should preface these conversations with.
	Okay, that's funny though.
	I like it.
	I mean, it's fine.
	Well, it's good material, I have to say.
	It's creative.
	But I'm not completely, obviously, I'm very skeptical.
	Of course, of course.
	And he doesn't call me, and I'd be skeptical if he did.
	Here's the good news.
	For one of our, maybe I mentioned this, for one of our best of shows that we'll have undoubtedly in the future, I could do a long form interview with him.
	So I think that would be fun.
	You know, not a screaming, commercial-ridden thing, just... Oh yeah, there would be no commercials.
	Yeah, well, of course there wouldn't be no commercials.
	But I think that would be interesting to listen to.
	It might be, if you could get him to get him going.
	I mean, he seems like a self-starter.
	Yeah, he totally doesn't need much.
	Yeah, there's a type of interviewee that I've run into over the years who just can take it.
	They can just take the show, and as far as I'm concerned, a lot of people don't like it.
	They like to get their two cents in.
	My favorite interviews to listen to is where they let the guy talk as opposed to interrupting him at inappropriate moments and having their own opinions or throwing their own two cents worth in when it's not needed or wanted.
	Exactly.
	So he's one of those guys who just can go.
	We'll see.
	Anyway, go on.
	There's more material.
	We'll talk about it later.
	I want to talk about Vegas and then we'll talk about that.
	I just want to get the JFK stuff out of the way.
	He calls me, has all these things to say, and I always have a couple questions ready.
	And you know, so pertinent was a what's going to be in the JFK files?
	Tell me about your your thoughts on Vegas being complete false flag.
	Nobody got killed.
	And what was the was the first one I had?
	Oh, yeah, the Hollywood pedo bear situation.
	And I think the ABC link is very good.
	And we have great producers, people are going to find things the Vegas stuff.
	And the reason for it, I think you'll find interesting.
	On November 4, Is the big Antifa Day.
	The waging civil war on November 4th.
	Antifa Day.
	And this is organized by the Alliance for Global Justice.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Who, of course, also have, you know, RefuseFascism.org.
	And what is the other one?
	I think that's the main one, Refuse Fascism.
	We've seen all the professional signs.
	Relatively small organization.
	They, I looked at their form 990 last night with the Keeper who, you know, we do this for fun.
	It's like our Saturday night.
	They get about 2 million dollars.
	It's increased a little bit in the past few years.
	A portion of it, once again, obviously, from Open Society Institute.
	Not all of it, but a nice portion from what I can tell.
	It's not all reported specifically in the Form 990.
	And their job, what they do in their charter, is they distribute money To people who have a non-profit but do not have non-profit status yet.
	So that's all the little groups that they fund to go and do stuff and I guess mainly protest.
	So I've been paying a lot of attention to this November 4th date.
	The whole idea is we're going to refuse to accept a fascist America and it will not stop, they will not stop their demonstration until Pence and Trump are gone.
	That's what they print and that's what they say.
	And it's cool because there's going to be one in Austin, Republic Square Park, which I can't quite see it from the Cluedio.
	If I'm on the balcony I can see it perfectly, but I can't quite see it from the Cluedio.
	So we'll be looking out for that.
	And I've just been, I've been handed a few good clips and listened to some interesting stuff.
	NPR is kind of the new place to go for nutty clips.
	Whereas, you know, cable news was, it's, now it's just so repetitive and it's so lame that it's not even funny.
	And when it's not funny, then it just loses all meaning to me.
	But NPR is doing a good job of replacing show content.
	This is the program 1A.
	And on it is the woman who is the representative for the Black Lives Matter chapter of the Williams & Mary College.
	Which is kind of funny.
	Williams & Mary College, is that not one of the most privileged colleges in the United States?
	Not that I know of.
	Because this is where, don't all the diplomat kids go there?
	I don't think so.
	You're thinking of Johns Hopkins.
	No, no, no, no.
	Well, remember the ACLU lawyer who was on stage and was saying, hey, when you go out to protest, and this was to the students there, here are your rights, and here's the stuff that you can and you can't do, and here's what you do if you're arrested.
	And they interrupted her Black Lives Matter.
	Remember that?
	And they had all the chants, the chants like, ACLU, you defend Hitler too.
	You recall that?
	All the crazy chants that we're very worried about because it's mind control.
	All of that comes up in this clip and the reason why they interrupted, which should be a friendly person from the American Civil Liberties Union, why the Black Lives Matter movement at Mary's and Williams College interrupted her.
	Williams and Mary.
	Williams and Mary, there we go.
	Joining us now on the line from Williamsburg, Virginia, is Dania Abdel-Hamid.
	She is a senior at the College of William & Mary, where she is active within its Black Lives Matter chapter.
	She was part of that student protest.
	I'd like to get your thoughts on that protest.
	Here is a little of what that ACLU speaker heard when the students decided to shut her down.
	ACLU!
	You protect Hitler too!
	ACLU!
	You protect Hitler!
	Donya, what made your group decide to shut down the speaker from the ACLU?
	It's not like you were debating, you know, Milo Yiannopoulos or some conservative firebrand.
	This is a lawyer from the ACLU who, as I understand it, was trying to just talk about the First Amendment and the law.
	Why shut her down?
	Yeah, so I'll kind of give some context to where that event kind of came from.
	So a few weeks earlier, there was a student group that had a event to discuss and give space for students to consider what happened in Charlottesville, especially given how similar Charlottesville and the University of Virginia are to the College of William & Mary historically, but also socially as well.
	So there was a discussion to kind of give a space for students to Express how they were feeling.
	There were some students there who were, one of them was struck by the same car that killed Heather Heyer.
	So it was a very intense discussion.
	And, you know, as we were having that discussion, we found that a lot of us felt very, very strongly about, felt very strongly against sort of this notion that free speech protects all speech and protects specifically hate speech and the speech of people who are white supremacists.
	So After that discussion, we found that we all felt very strongly about this issue.
	And one thing that I think is really important is if you hear some of the other chants, you played some of them.
	But one of the chants that we also used during that demonstration is liberalism is white supremacy.
	And that chant was chosen very carefully and very explicitly because— I'm sorry.
	Don't you love that?
	She's admitting it.
	No, that was chosen very carefully, very specifically.
	This is just proof that they are mind-controlling, their little constituents there.
	Chosen very carefully and very explicitly, because... I'm sorry, you said liberalism is white supremacy?
	Yes.
	Meaning what?
	Yeah, so what I mean by that is, particularly white people who lean very liberally, generally, I'm going to assume that that's most of the audience who's listening to the show right now, but generally what you find is these people are defending free speech
	Unquestioningly, but also in doing so, what I'm trying to say is if you give this perspective that all speech is equal, all free speech is absolute, and anyone, particularly a white supremacist, should be able to say whatever they want, you are giving white supremacy a platform, and you're furthering white supremacy.
	This is it.
	It's the Taylor Swift argument.
	That if you don't condemn it, if you're silent, then you're saying it's okay, even though speech is speech and it should be okay.
	But you know what word she's going to use, obviously.
	This is the word that we've been tracking for a couple weeks, maybe months.
	I found that a lot of people who identify themselves as liberals and progressives, you know, they stand against, you know, these issues of racial injustice and things of that nature.
	But at the same time, you're giving By holding this firm, unquestioning view, absolute view of free speech, you're giving white supremacy a platform.
	It's furthering.
	Danya, what do you feel that your protest accomplished?
	I mean, I think it definitely—it showed the people on the William & Mary campus, particularly students who maybe hold this view that free speech is absolute and we should protect all free speech, particularly hate speech, that incites violence and explicitly—and I mean, like, very explicitly—questions the humanity of certain people.
	We showed that that—that you're complicit.
	You're complicit if you are supporting You know, this notion of free speech without considering the nuance of it, without considering the humanity of the people that are targeted by white supremacists like Richard Spencer and others.
	So the insight word, the I word, is used once again.
	That cannot be protected, that speech.
	By the way, William & Mary, it is important.
	Uh, has, uh, founded in 1693.
	The alumni have played important roles in shaping the United States, the country.
	Three of the country's first ten presidents were educated there.
	Only Harvard can claim more.
	If you look at the list of, uh, senators, congressmen, federal judges, I mean, it's a, it is an elite, elite, elite school.
	And this is what's going on there.
	The leaders come out of this school, and these leaders are now... What modern leaders come out of this school?
	Well, I mean, I didn't prepare for this Q&A.
	I would hope that there are some modern leaders in there.
	Maybe not.
	I think Yale is the real place for you nowadays.
	It's important places.
	It's an important place, right?
	So, so, you know, she said, you know, it's about the humanity.
	It's like, it's free speech is okay, unless you're harming someone's humanity.
	So this conversation goes on, he brings in some other guys, like, you know, some professor who says, well, Free speech is free speech.
	There's one exception and that's been very clearly spelled out, but otherwise, no, it's just free speech.
	And then they bring her back on and here's her retort quickly.
	I think the other thing here is that when, you know, for example, any—you know, I've heard this argument that conservative students on liberal campuses kind of face the same sort of, I don't know, fear of speaking out because they fear that their opinions are going to be attacked by their, you know, majority liberal peers.
	But one distinction that I want to make is when I—if I—I don't have a problem with disagreement.
	I don't have a problem with disagreeing on a topic.
	That's not the issue for me.
	What is the issue is when someone wants to disagree about my humanity and the humanity of other marginalized people.
	And I really don't believe that there's any free speech.
	I don't believe that there's any dialogue worth having that questions the humanity of a person.
	That's not a dialogue that I'm willing to have.
	And it's funny because I feel like right now I'm having a dialogue that questions my humanity.
	So that's all that I have to say.
	And that's all that I have to say for the show.
	Thank you for having me.
	Okay.
	Well, one thing's for sure.
	If you're catching crap like this, which is just, I guess, nuts.
	On NPR, I think you're on to something here.
	Yeah, and it's easy because I like it a lot for the show, just to show material.
	What show is that?
	A1.
	A1 is the name of the show.
	I never heard of A1.
	Neither have I. I'm not a big listener.
	I'm more of the C-SPAN and CNN, MSNBC, Fox guy.
	But lots of people listen to NPR and it's great because you can download, you can clip right from the source material, so that's much, much better.
	Um, but man, you know, it's like you question my humanity.
	I'm not talking anymore.
	Bye.
	Jeez.
	I feel my humanity is being questioned.
	Yes.
	Well, we have to deconstruct that to see what it actually means because what does it mean your humanity?
	Well, I think she's black.
	I think she's black and not giving her her space.
	We don't know that she's black.
	She sounds white.
	I looked her up.
	She's black.
	Yeah.
	Uh, her space... You know, that, uh, that protects her from... inciting speech or something like that.
	I, you know, she wasn't very clear herself.
	And then just says, OK, well, you know, I guess it's just a cop out because, hey, you know, you're questioning my humanity or you don't care about my humanity.
	What does that even mean?
	What does that mean?
	I don't know.
	I don't know.
	But that's the spokesperson of Black Lives Matter.
	Consult the Book of Knowledge and let's look up the definition of humanity so we can get that out of the way.
	OK, Book of Knowledge.
	Definition of humanity.
	The word humanity has several meanings as a noun.
	One, the quality of being humane.
	Two, the quality of being human.
	Three, all of the living human inhabitants of the earth.
	Okay.
	I guess the quality of being human, I believe is what she's using.
	The first one.
	Yeah.
	So she, if you're questioning her humanity, you are questioning her being, her being, actually being a human being.
	I guess.
	Why would you get from here to there?
	That's interesting.
	Well, it's the same way.
	All words have new meaning.
	Sexual predator means catcalling.
	Or can mean catcalling.
	I don't want to diminish it.
	You know, a lot of things are being swept up.
	Yeah.
	Maybe she's a reptile and she's pissed off, you know?
	And with that, I'd like to thank you for your courage to say in the morning to you, John C. Renan C stands for College Connoisseur Dvorak.
	In the morning to you, Mr. Adam Curry, also in the morning to all ships and sea, boots on the ground, feet in the air, subs in the water, all the dames and knights out there.
	And the morning to the chatroom, noagendastream.com, always good to see you guys there, all jacked up and ready to go.
	And, uh, hold on a second, what's going on here?
	I wanted to go to, uh... Oh, what was it?
	Episode 974.
	Let me see, something's wrong here.
	I Poop was the title of that.
	Now, what was the album art?
	For some reason, I'm not able to get to it.
	What is going on here?
	Hold on.
	Agenda show.
	Hmm.
	The album art.
	Oh, here we go.
	Oh, yes.
	It was the Russian Troll Factory.
	That's what it was.
	And this was brought to us by Steve in St.
	Clair.
	Steve in St.
	Clair.
	Get it?
	Steve in St.
	Clair.
	Nice piece.
	With the little, you know, little trolls walking down the yellow brick road, the big smoke and factory in the background.
	With the, you know, with the hammer and sickle on it.
	Yeah, that piece was extremely slick.
	Yeah.
	And we should mention that there wasn't the funniest, necessarily.
	No.
	The funniest piece, which we liked a lot, which was the one up above it, which was the Trump standing next to... Yes.
	Next to Melania with a beard.
	A Melania with a mustache.
	And a beard.
	But it wasn't even Melania.
	Some guy.
	Some dude.
	Some dude with a Melania wig.
	That was the funniest.
	No doubt about it.
	It was very funny.
	We got big laughs out of that.
	But sometimes the quality of the art trumps the humor.
	Not always.
	But often.
	Yes.
	Because it's like, well, you know, this guy's a very professional looking piece, would I say.
	Yeah.
	NoahJenderArtGenerator.com.
	We love it when people upload all kinds.
	It really is.
	It's a community thing, but we always want to thank our artists who do that, who put their work in.
	And you can see all of that again at NoahJenderArtGenerator.com.
	And today is the second of our third installment of our special 10 anniversary promotion.
	Our two first.
	The second of our three installments, yes.
	Yes, it's our twofer.
	Yeah, twofer, you get to double up on your credits.
	And I got a lot of questions, I'm sure you did as well, both the possessors of dollarettes in Candanavia, as well as the possessors of Aussiettes down under requesting the same leniency we typically give them for their severely devalued currency against the US dollar.
	And I presume we've allowed that to continue.
	As far as I can tell.
	Okay.
	All right.
	But it has to be kind of laid out for us because the way it comes through, you don't know what's going on.
	And what that means is that we just consider Australian dollar, uh, Auserettes or dollarettes from Candanavia to be equal to ours.
	And of course, we have Benjamin Leto, who's our first donor here.
	We have 94 people to mention.
	Oh, gosh.
	All right.
	Hey, not complete.
	So we're going to have a long session.
	So we're going to put this as kind of part of the show.
	We're going long.
	So Benjamin gave a thousand, but he actually gave thirteen hundred in Canadian funds, which came to a thousand in Kitchener.
	He has a very interesting idea, too, which is something we could promote for our last installment of this, which will be Uh, next Thursday, which will be our actual anniversary or not anniversary.
	Yeah.
	10th year anniversary.
	So now I have just misplaced my reading glasses for some.
	I think I need a secretary.
	Oh yeah.
	Now you're talking.
	Wouldn't help.
	There they are.
	They're right there.
	Okay.
	Uh, let's start, start with what Benjamin has to say here is cause I think this is interesting in the morning, John and Adam, here's 13, uh, in Canadian funds to sequel.
	$1,000.
	I may be living in my parents' basement, but damn it, your show is worth the extra slave labor I have to put in.
	I'd like to purchase two knighthoods, which in this case he can do because he's double up.
	If possible, with the double your pleasure event you're offering.
	One for myself and the other for my buddy Josh at the post office.
	They both work there.
	Then they both work hard trying to enlarge amygdalas and hit fellow posters, male guys, in the mouth.
	You made it, dickbeard.
	Which is what he calls his buddy, I think.
	He'll have to contact you for his title, but I'm pretty sure he wants to self-identify as a large black dildo.
	Okay.
	What a friend.
	Please grant me the title, Sir Stramming, Knight of the Bog of Eternal Stench.
	Done.
	A lot of obscurities here.
	And if you could play Don't Be a Denier, crazy reverb science version.
	I don't know what that is.
	I don't know what that is.
	Crazy reverb science version.
	I only have one version.
	Don't Be a Denier, I think it's the only one we have.
	Yeah.
	Whip Obama's Behind and the Brexit Goose Farage Song.
	What is that?
	Full version at the end of the show.
	What is that?
	I don't know the Brexit Goose Farage song.
	This is not helpful.
	I really want to play stuff, but I have no idea what that is.
	Huh.
	Alright, well, we won't play that then, but, uh, you can play the, why don't you play the, you talked about, you give the goat, the goat at the end, and the karma.
	Okay.
	S-H-S for life.
	Slaves helping slaves for life.
	That's what he has a little motto at the end.
	Alright, here we go.
	The science is in!
	Science!
	Now, get out there and whoop Obama's behind!
	Get out there and whoop Obama's behind.
	You've got karma.
	Good call!
	Good call!
	That works.
	It does work.
	Seronimus of Dogpatch came in with $700.
	Whoa!
	And he sent a note.
	He sends his note.
	Sironymous, he says, JFK, RFK, MLK, UT, Tower Shooter, Reagan, Columbine, Columbine, Sandy Hook, come on fools, if you want gun control, use the useless example of the Black Panther Party and begin patrolling neighborhoods using legally authorized firearms to protect against violence in the neighborhood and police brutality toward blacks.
	Yeah!
	Carrying shotguns on the street was very effective in demonstrating gun laws and got them changed.
	An iconic photo of armed but peaceful Black Panther members outside the state capitol in Sacramento to protest the Mumford Act directed against them got attention and scared the hell out of people.
	Acts were passed and not an NRA sympathizer protested.
	You know, that's interesting.
	I was just going to say, I saw there was some YouTube video, some black kid, young man, and he, you know, he was saying, hey, you know, we really got to stop this Black Lives Matter, the Black Matters, all this all, you know, it's all crazy.
	They just want to use us.
	They don't care about us.
	And his take on it was that instead of the old way, which I agree with seronimous of Dogpatch, Is, you know, have the Black Panthers or some other similar group, you know, armed with legal weapons, shotguns, patrolling the streets.
	But the belief now is that they're trying to do the opposite.
	Let's, for the coming race war, which is coming and will have to, it'll be a race, right, left, gay, straight war.
	They want to disarm the crazy people on the right to make it a more level playing field.
	That would be, and it's a stupid, it's the wrong way.
	I agree with Seronimus.
	It's the wrong way to go about it.
	The same example could have been followed in Ferguson, but no.
	Fools rioted and ruined local businesses instead of following the great American examples.
	Bill Brady did come from, the Brady bill came from the Reagan shooting, but a remarkable effort by Brady's wife got gun registration laws, not because the president was shot.
	Query, discrimination versus racism.
	Since I no longer watch M5M and rely on this program, the No Agenda Show, does the M5M differentiate between discrimination, which is most often passive, and racism, which is active?
	Do they?
	No.
	Example, an M5M is Jewish mother, a racist, might encourage her children to find a spouse of her own faith, national origin, profession, wealth, color, or other attributes, or is she just discriminating?
	Alternatively, civil rights marches in the 60s, both 1860s and 1960s, against discrimination, confronted antagonistic and aggressive racism.
	Thank you always for your hard work and it frees me from hours of M5M.
	My monthly subscription is enclosed.
	Fighting the war on cash with notes that are legal tender.
	NJNK.
	Nice.
	Thank you, Sir Artemis, with the wisdom and the value.
	Thank you.
	Sir, slot car, $670 in Loomis, California.
	I need a 3... 3, 26, 71 for baronette.
	I'm skipping the girly ette and going straight for baron.
	13, 26, 71 divided by 2 equals 6, 6, 3, 0, 0.
	I want the protectorate, all podunks.
	The baron of all podunks.
	So he's like a meta-baron.
	Yes.
	Anyway, happy anniversary, Sir Slot Car.
	Yes, thank you very much, Sir Slot Car.
	Okay, onward.
	I gotta get that thing going on the right.
	I'll tell you what happens.
	My spreadsheet needs to be bumped up so I can read it, because I can't read at the bottom of the spreadsheet because the microphone's in the way.
	And I have to be careful about doing it a lot because sometimes I'll jump way ahead.
	That's the part that is puzzling.
	Sir Kevin McLaughlin and Baron, if you were here, you'd get it.
	Uh, $500.33 in Locust, North Carolina.
	F-cancer karma for my uncle and all affected with this disease.
	If you'll indulge me, include general health and happiness karma for all.
	Sir Kevin McLaughlin Barron, now 4X Knight, 10 years.
	You've got karma.
	There you go.
	Ron H. Williams, $500.
	$500.
	Okay.
	I don't know.
	I got yippee, finally a ring.
	No jingle, yes karma.
	Done, thank you very much.
	You've got karma.
	James Blair in Holland, Ohio.
	50.
	I'll need a de-douching as this is my first payment over 50 bucks, but no agenda job karma works!
	You've been de-douched.
	The process took two and a half months and one rejection since they did not have a spot open yet.
	Two weeks later, BAM!
	Job offer.
	I got low-balled on the salary, but free healthcare, dental, vision, and life insurance make up for it.
	Uh, this payment was supposed to be 10% of my salary for two weeks, but somehow 33% the magic number and a knighthood sounded a lot better.
	Please knight me, Sir Duma.
	D-O-O-M-A.
	Knight of, or Duma is his pronunciation, D-U-M-A.
	Knight of the Black Swamp.
	I am from Holland, Ohio, a suburb of Toledo.
	This is...
	This is in the Great Black Swamp region.
	I make my own mead, so I'll bring that to the table so you can just provide the mutton.
	Dealer's choice jingle from each of you on Akarma, please.
	Well, what do you want?
	I would like... Let's see... I'd like to... I want the goat again.
	I just love that goat.
	Just all into the ghost.
	Born gay.
	The goat to the rescue!
	That was quite a random choice, by the way.
	works again that karma the goat to the rescue i think the goat yes that was quite a random choice by the way the porn gay for uh fernanda hertog and zurtamar zurtamir wait wait wait zurtamir yeah And what's his name again?
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Thank you.
	Herthog.
	Herthog.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	500.
	No, no.
	Sir David Rosa, 500.
	More than a night already.
	Not sure what level of peerage I am.
	No worries.
	NJNK.
	Thank you for that.
	Thank you.
	Walter Graham, $500.
	Nice, nice group of people.
	Yeah.
	Left and right.
	There we go.
	Not sure what previous donation came to, came to, what they came to, but it's been too long.
	Hope this helps.
	BTW, I'm a retired army colonel and also an emergency response manager at EPA, both in biochem and counterterrorism.
	Good to know.
	85 to 95% of your stuff in evaluations are right on.
	Thank you.
	I would like to be the knight of Delaware.
	You're done.
	Okay, that brings up a point.
	Oh yes, the knight of the... Yeah.
	Knights do not have a protectorate.
	Correct.
	They are part of a barony.
	Or a dukedom.
	Or anything else.
	But baronies and dukedoms.
	And even baronette really doesn't qualify.
	So what we've done is somebody wrote, one of our knights barons wrote a nasty note and saying, I see you're giving your areas to knights, which they don't have.
	So what we're doing is that the knight can reserve an area and that covers it until they become baron.
	But that area is now reserved.
	Okay.
	So you will be, if you ever want to get to Baron of Delaware.
	Okay, so this isn't, is this a new rule?
	Or has this always been the rule?
	Well, I think it's, it's, it's been the unwritten rule.
	But it's very clear in the peerage list that you don't really get areas until, you don't get assigned an area.
	Right, but, but it's, but it's just a name.
	It's like one hour cleaner.
	Come on, Knight of Delaware.
	Just, that's just a name.
	It doesn't mean a protectorate.
	Yeah, you can call yourself that if you want.
	But the point is that you don't really officially have it.
	Got it.
	So that's what we're doing to make it work.
	Okay, that's our colonel.
	And now on to Philip Cruz.
	Philip Cruz in Great Britain.
	He... I hate this thing.
	It's Philip Crew, not Cruz.
	Cruz.
	I thought it was Cruz.
	No, it says, please night meet Sir Bog of... Bog of?
	Bogov.
	Bogov, which stands for buy one, get one free.
	Bogov.
	Oh, cute.
	Is there a Bogov?
	Or is it Bogov?
	That's afraid.
	Bogov is what they say that in the UK for discounted items.
	Yeah, I think so.
	That's what he says.
	Do you remember this when you lived there?
	No, I don't remember.
	They got a lot of things.
	Bojica is the one they use.
	That's what I remember.
	Bojica is an American phrase.
	Sir Gordon Walton, I think it is.
	Yep.
	Another $500.
	A lot of 500s today.
	We're making a lot of money.
	Moving up from Golden Knight to Baron of Mason County, Texas.
	And there you go.
	There's your example.
	There it is.
	Great example.
	And thank you very much, Sir Gordon Baron.
	Soon to be Baron.
	Yes.
	Okay.
	Uh, Gary Plumeridge in Bexley, New South Wales, Australia.
	And boing!
	What was that?
	You got a problem with the spreadsheet today, man.
	It's like you're struggling.
	I just scrolled and it jumped up a whole page and knocked him off.
	You have to read what he says.
	Ah, he says, hold on a second.
	Uh... Wait a minute.
	Who was it?
	Walter?
	No.
	Phillip?
	Uh... Damn.
	Alright, here we got it.
	A great promo idea, John.
	Finally got off my ass to donate.
	I always mean to donate, and can give some pretty weak reasons why I haven't, but truth is, I've just been a douchebag!
	Donating only takes a couple of minutes, and it's a great way to show appreciation for John and Adam's hard work.
	Can I get a de-douching, little gourier, and a getting laid karma?
	Sure.
	You've been de-douched.
	Yay!
	I'll throw in a goat.
	You thought.
	Karma.
	Okay, and make sure I'm not skipping anybody, but now I think James Frost.
	Yep.
	Is next.
	Correct.
	Is that right?
	Yes.
	Las Vegas, Nevada, 500.
	Hopefully my small token of my loyalty will put me in your good graces and help you continue to hit people in the mouth since the contribution qualifies me for knighthood.
	I'd like to be forever known as Sir James Knight and Guardian of the... This is why Eric took forever to get this list together.
	I got it.
	Sir James Knight and Guardian of the vast Nevada expanse.
	Yes.
	I don't know why that's funny.
	If you've been to Nevada, you'd get it.
	Yeah.
	If all possible, I'd like to request the following as well as a thorough de-douching.
	Gonna give him a de-douching right off the bat.
	Oh!
	Sorry.
	You've been de-douched.
	Okay, here we go.
	And tell me there's no coincidence here.
	Don't eat me, Hillary.
	Two to the head and the goat scream.
	No way!
	I'd also like to request some karma for my smoking hot wife of 21 years, Christine.
	You guys are the best.
	Please continue your efforts in providing a healthy dose of sanity in this crazy world.
	73s, KF7HVQ.
	73s.
	Yeah, 73s, Kilo 5.
	7 HV Q 73.
	Yeah.
	73 is cute of five.
	Alpha Charlie Charlie.
	Eat me Hillary Clinton.
	You've got karma. - And dropping down to Scott Albrecht at $448.50 in Santa Rosa, California.
	No note.
	Alexander Beattie at $438.93.
	He says, check the squirrel mail.
	Check squirrel mail.
	All right.
	Checking squirrel mail.
	Checking squirrel mail.
	I didn't check the squirrel mail.
	You should have checked the squirrel mail, man.
	Well, you know, I'm gonna go check it now.
	I will say the new squirrel mail interface is pretty good.
	It's not all that bad.
	When have you ever seen it?
	Oh, I use it regularly.
	Everybody does.
	I just type in the first few letters of that thing.
	Apparently it's pronounced Bay-tee, not B-tee.
	Bay-tee.
	Bay-tee.
	10th anniversary donations right at the bottom.
	I think I printed it out, but of course, good luck finding that.
	Okay, uh, ah!
	I'm just gonna have to... You want me to take a little look?
	See, I get it by... No, I have it, it's just I gotta open it.
	Here it is.
	For jingles, I only request you bring back the 8008 jingles.
	For the 8008 boobs.
	Oh, he wants boob jingle?
	Yeah, wait, and you haven't heard them played in a month.
	It's been over a year for the anniversary of those jingles.
	Coincidence?
	I think not.
	Okay.
	I just sent a PayPal donation for $4.25 plus 3% for the PayPal cut.
	This money is all on my first sale of 0.1 bitcoins.
	With this, I will have acquired a knighthood, even given the double up 10th anniversary promotion, see accounting and spreadsheet.
	Now see if he's on here because he may not be.
	Okay.
	Eric didn't get this.
	He's supposed to be on the, on the what note?
	On the what list?
	On the knight list.
	Okay.
	Look for Sir Alexander, helper of man.
	Yeah, that's easy.
	Uh, no, I don't see him.
	So I'll add him and it's going to be Alexander.
	Batey.
	And what does he become?
	Helper of Man.
	He says it's ostentatious, but what I've been informed that this is the meaning of my name.
	Oh.
	So Warren Batey.
	Ah, is Helper of Man.
	I was always a helper of women.
	I would like to be noticed, yes.
	You may have read my notes recently about how I was flooded with Hurricane Harvey, but I wanted to retire.
	How much your show means to me, especially now, it really helps me stay positive and have a sense of normality.
	If I hadn't discovered your show right after the 2016 election, I would have been a mindless protester against the Trump regime with the rest of the millennials.
	But thanks to no agenda, I can appreciate the perspective of almost 50% of the population who voted for Trump.
	I find it that the hardcore Democrats like my family consistently invalidate their opinions.
	All right, so he wants the boob jingles?
	Here's the 10 more years.
	He wants boob jingles.
	Yeah?
	Yeah, boob jingles.
	I believe completely in the First Amendment and in booze.
	So then I saw her boots.
	Now I'm a believer.
	On the fake news.
	In front of my eyes.
	I saw her boots.
	I'm a believer and I've got the freedom to speak my mind.
	You've got karma.
	Next on the list.
	Anonymous, $404. NJNK.
	Thank you for that.
	Giving is love.
	This quantifies my second knighthood, I will be gifted soon.
	Double, thank you for your courage.
	Giving, didn't we have a jingle about that?
	Giving is... Giving is love, no we don't, we shouldn't.
	Yeah, was it donating is loving?
	I don't know about that.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, here it is.
	Why?
	Because donating is love.
	Okay, I'll just go to the karma.
	I'll shut up.
	You've got karma.
	No one needed that.
	Willie Stoonison.
	Toonison.
	Yeah, somewhere in God knows where in the Netherlands.
	In Holland.
	404.
	A 404 donation I found.
	Hello, John and Ab.
	Thank you both for ten years of brain... brain... braintainment.
	Nice.
	That's a new one.
	Yes.
	That's what we are.
	That's what this show is.
	Yeah, that's right.
	I'm entertaining your brain.
	Yeah, that's a good example of why.
	Finally, I've added up my donations.
	Found that this double-up donation, I'll become a baronet.
	I never asked for a knighthood, but with this donation, I want to be a proud member of the No Agenda Roundtable.
	Go podcasting.
	Go another 10 years, NJNK.
	Thank you, Willie.
	Lovely.
	Appreciate it.
	Charles Prestia, I think. $3.89.
	Uh, started on episode 918.
	Kim Jong Yum Yum donated $2.22 on episode 949.
	I've been burning through the archives since.
	Rounding out my knighthood.
	Can I get a Zika Pew Pew JCDs?
	Uh oh.
	And which is this thing here.
	I have it handy.
	Yeah.
	And honorable mentions to the friends who hit me in the mouth.
	Congressional Dish, Agenda 31, and Nikolas Aristov.
	Aristovy.
	Aristovy.
	And those who I've hit.
	Andrew Galloway, Russ Ryan, Joey Wilson, and my wonderful mother, Patricia.
	Sir Judith, good night.
	If available, if not, look like Norway is open on the peerage map.
	Okay.
	Well, give me the uh-oh first, then.
	Zika, zika, zika, zika, zika, yeah.
	Where's the money?
	1.9 billion dollars.
	Zika, zika, zika, zika, zika, yeah.
	Where's the money?
	Small heads are coming.
	You're gonna do it.
	You watch.
	We're gonna have a problem here.
	You've got karma.
	Yeah, another one of these huge cells, which now just blew up the spreadsheet.
	I'll take it.
	This is from Lonnie Webb.
	Thanks for the knighthood.
	With a 2 for 1.
	The wife is in the room with me, so she won't have to redline this note this time.
	And I'm not drunk.
	Names I request, in order of preference.
	I have no idea what's left.
	Sir Pass, Sir Real, Sir Cut, Sir Mount, Sir... Ooh, Sir Mount is good.
	Thasculus.
	I think Sir Mount is good.
	I like Sir Mount as well.
	Take Sir Mount.
	Yeah, and let me see, Lonnie.
	Okay, read the rest of that note and let me take a look at, I've got to put it in his note then.
	It's nice to represent any areas of Richardson, blah, blah, blah.
	I pledge my fealty to the Sheriff of Texas, Sir Gene Atulia, Earl of Austin, Baron of Marriott, and of course, in the Grand Duke, Sir David Foley, Grand Duke of the United States of Gitmo Nation.
	Dealer's choice.
	Dealer's Choice, and some brain karma, if you don't mind.
	Dealer's Choice, of course, I'm doing goat as a theme on all of these.
	You're just doing goat, okay.
	And you both know my situation, the brain injury, right?
	We talked about this.
	And the show is making me, my life medically better.
	Adam's wife wants to meet the Keeper.
	Can we sink a trip?
	Yeah, yeah, I think so.
	Yeah, we're around.
	Yeah, we're around.
	I'm just grabbing random stuff.
	How to chase those algos.
	Everything that we need to know.
	You've got karma.
	I'm just grabbing random stuff.
	I never heard that one.
	There's so much stuff that people have not heard.
	Because, you know, a lot of it comes at the end of a show, or people miss something.
	Yeah.
	That was Bono, obviously, with The Edge.
	And Adam Clayton.
	A little U2 action on the new Agenda show.
	Oh, God.
	Uh, Brian Bamrose in Everett, Washington, 350.
	Hello, esteemed guardians of reality.
	With the current 10th anniversary promotion, this donation will make me eligible for Viscount.
	I'd like to expand my protectorate to become Viscount of Washington State.
	This also frees up the barony of the Puget Sound for the next baron.
	Oh, good idea, passing the baton.
	I like that.
	No fancy jingles, but I could use some jobs, Carmen, if you can spare any discrimination.
	Age discrimination is real.
	Age discrimination is real, of course it is, in the tech industry.
	It's big time.
	And having a 20-year-long resume seems to hurt as often as it helps these days.
	It probably hurts more than ever.
	Hey, hashtag me too, bro.
	There you go.
	Hey, sir, but sir, Bemrose is not just Sir Bemrose, you know, someone who's just a little, uh, you know, helper here on the show.
	I mean, he runs back office stuff with, uh, Voice Zero.
	Every single show he's in there.
	He's, he's working Doug.
	He's working the chat room.
	He does a lot.
	So, a big ass karma from us as well, Sir Ben Rose, and I look forward to your ceremony.
	He's a job star.
	Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs.
	Let's vote for jobs!
	You've got karma.
	I mean, here's a guy who helps keep Reasonably, uh, robust.
	I mean, I would not reason very robust, but you know, not a small infrastructure.
	You know, there's a lot going on with our bandwidth and our servers and yeah.
	And the people who may be not wanting to like us or security.
	And there's a lot of these guys.
	We've got a lot of things going on and we don't run this off a pod bean.
	We don't run it off a pod bean.
	Uh, and we don't care that he's 69.
	He's 69. 69, 69, dudes.
	Okay.
	Sorry.
	Uh, Gavin, I don't think he's 69.
	Gavin bowed 333-33 in Peakehurst, Australia, I think?
	Yes, New South Wales.
	New South Wales.
	Happy anniversary, gents.
	Boom, 10 years of the best podcast in the universe.
	This boom thing's catching on.
	I'm making a donation to 333-33.
	We're boom count three so far.
	I didn't do boom three.
	Yes, you did.
	No.
	Okay.
	Well, you call me when I do a boom.
	Now I want to know.
	Okay.
	No, don't do it because it would interrupt a great pace and flow we've got going.
	I'll just be aware.
	I'm making the donation at $333.33.
	It's $4.25 a deuce, which is what it should be called.
	Dollar a deuce.
	Dollar a deuce!
	That's great.
	I'm taking up your dollar for dollar offer so I can gift myself a title change for my 36th, or 333 plus 3 birthday on the 28th.
	We have to put him on the birthday list.
	Sorry.
	And this is, uh, Surveilled?
	By the way, the rest of the show consists of this reading.
	Yeah.
	It's Surveilled?
	Uh, what is it?
	Brian?
	Was that Brian?
	No, it's Gavin Boyd.
	Oh, Gavin.
	Oh, okay.
	And it's his birthday when?
	Uh, on the, um, 28th.
	Okay.
	All right.
	Keep going.
	So, thank you for your service, all the no agenda nations.
	May I please have travel karma as I'm traveling to Japan with two mates on the November the 8th.
	So, watch the Australian Wallabies play the Japanese Brave Blossoms in their first rugby test match on Japanese soil.
	I also like the opportunity to pledge fealty to Sir Mark Ditham.
	Ditham.
	Yes, Ditham of Vika of Tokyo and the dame Astrid Klein by Countess of Tokyo.
	Long may you reign.
	Also the douchebag call out for David.
	Douchebag!
	He's very active on the No Agenda facebag, but I have yet to hear him donating anything.
	Wow.
	As for jingles, play a couple of the podcast trigger warnings by my fellow Aussie, not sure of his name.
	They are a crack up.
	Yes.
	Once again, congratulations on 10.
	Okay.
	And did he want jobs karma or regular karma?
	I think I closed the note.
	So unlike you.
	Okay.
	The following podcast contains news that is fake.
	Unlike your anal leakage, which is real.
	Listener discretion is advised.
	You've got karma.
	Sorry, forgot to pay off on that one.
	Surveil of the brass nuts, Brian.
	Of knee brass nuts.
	N-E dash brass.
	Omaha.
	33333.
	This donation was a double donation.
	Credit takes me over the level of Baronet.
	Accounting below.
	I'd like to request a pew pew and LGY.
	I'd like to start a karma jar.
	I don't need the karma right now, but in the spirit of have a penny, leave a penny, need a penny, take a penny, I'm putting my... Oh, shoot, sorry.
	Putting my karma out there for anyone who may need it.
	Ah, very good.
	Yay!
	You've got karma.
	Sir John Hall in El Paso, Texas, right down the street from you, $333.33.
	And I have a note he wrote handwritten.
	He sent a check-in.
	Dear John and Adam, your recent discussion of home economics courses in high school, this is a good note.
	I'm almost tempted to put this note off and read it later in the show.
	No, don't do it now.
	It makes this segment worthwhile.
	You're right.
	Your recent discussion of home economics courses in school sparked a lot of memories for me.
	I'm an older millennial, around 30 I guess, and graduated from public high school in 2002.
	I ended up taking home economics in order to avoid taking a second semester of a truly dull and useless speech course.
	Although a lot of my friends gave me a hard time about taking the class, it turned out to be a great experience.
	My classmates and I learned to cook a number of basic meals and did a little baking as well.
	The liability issue seems bogus.
	Safety was a huge part of the class, including how to handle a knife correctly and how to deal with the kitchen and grease fires.
	The kitchen and classroom were set up much like a chemistry lab with several fire extinguishers positioned around the room as well as a shower and eye-washing station.
	No one was injured in my class and there were no fires or accidents.
	In addition to cooking, the course also covered a topic which I've learned a number of people in the media lament is missing in public education.
	Personal finance.
	Oh, yeah.
	We talked about how to open a bank account, how to balance a checkbook, how to budget.
	The class also covered how to lease an apartment, which terms are often negotiable.
	Looking back, I'm surprised home economics wasn't mandatory, as it was a good primer for what to expect once you were living on your own.
	As a bonus, the class was packed with girls, and you could actually chat them up and interact with them due to the cooperative and project-based structure of the class.
	What a shame that home economics shop and practically any class that is fun or useful in life are being phased out.
	Please play 33 Rub-A-Lizer.
	Keep up the great work.
	33 Rub-A-Lizer?
	That's what it says.
	Maybe just 33 is the magic number and Rub-A-Lize?
	Let me just see what I have.
	I have... I don't know about Rub-A-Lizer.
	Let me see.
	Rub-A-Lizer?
	People are asking for stuff I don't know.
	Dang, we just don't remember everything.
	Okay, magic number, and I got something else for him.
	That's cute.
	Yeah.
	No, he's in good shape.
	He had a class full of women.
	And by the way, that note I thought was quite good, because it's true what he said.
	They don't teach personal finance.
	These kids come out of school, they don't know how to rent an apartment, they don't know how to read a contract, they don't know how to open a bank account.
	How do I do that?
	Is it magic?
	They don't know anything, and apparently this class he took, which was home economics, taught everything he needed to know.
	Hold on, I actually have the jingle he wanted.
	See, that's the one.
	Oh, good.
	Good recall.
	Onward.
	Raymond McGowan.
	By the way, I want to thank everyone for listening to this segment, because we know it's like, if you fast forward, it's going to be this long.
	Yeah, but you will miss some historically funny stuff.
	Yes, there's good stuff in here.
	We're not dropping the show.
	No.
	Raymond McGowan, 333.
	Wait a minute, the first newsletter I receive after my inaugural 8008 donation announces a double-up offer?
	This donation will have to suffice as the next best thing to a double boob.
	Henceforth, I'll revert to a more modest but stable monthly donation until I'm otherwise inspired to donate.
	While I'm not at the knight level yet, if possible, I'd like to reserve the title of Sir Grain Geek of Southern Silicon Valley.
	If Berkeley can qualify as Northern Silicon Valley, then freaking Morgan Hill can qualify as the South.
	If Jingle's requests are being tolerated, I simply request don't kill me Hillary, boom shakalaka little girl yay, plus a requisite karma if you see fit.
	Okey doke.
	There you go.
	Don't eat me Hillary Clinton!
	Boom shakalaka.
	Yay!
	You've got karma.
	Wow.
	I don't remember that one.
	No, this is a crazy day.
	The boomshakalaka.
	Yeah, I know.
	Have you ever heard it before?
	I put it there, so I guess.
	Ten years, long time, sir.
	Sir Rob, CLock333, it should take me to Baron status.
	If not, please have the shill let me know with a standing balance.
	My fear is that a few dollars, I'm still going to be a few dollars short, so I'm emailing with a lucky two, four takes.
	Again, I don't know what he's saying there.
	Thanks for nearly 10 years of conversations as a listener since episode 25-ish.
	Way back when Adam was undergoing the awakening and John was not yet persona non grata.
	I was woke way before everybody else.
	Screw Leo if he can't take a joke.
	I came for Grumpy John and stayed for Stargate Adam who I still hate for being on MTV while I was a skinny teen and now him for still having hair.
	It's been a pleasure to listen to your lives over the years.
	I know others have said this, but it's important to say you are making a difference in people's lives, sometimes small, sometimes large, sometimes for 10 years, and sometimes for only a few months.
	Oh, that's very kind of you to say that.
	My only small request is that both of you start an interview podcast.
	This could allow you to have a more mainstream audience to cross over with and also ask the questions you seem so ready to ask.
	So no, no mainstream audience is ever going to cross over to us for any reason.
	Yes, we do interviews long form for best of shows.
	No, it will not be a separate podcast.
	No, it's too much.
	Let me tell you a couple of things.
	I'm trying to do, we want to take a couple of these shows off, which means we have to deal with something that's new.
	So I'm trying to do a couple of interviews now, and I got some ones I... You have nothing yet.
	You have nothing yet.
	You call up somebody at a celebrity level.
	Here's how it works.
	You call a celebrity, and there are people talking to you, and you get answers like, No, he refuses to do podcasts.
	That's, by the way, the stock answer.
	That's the number one.
	Oh, no.
	What is it?
	We don't do pod... Is it pod... No.
	What is it?
	A podcast?
	No, no, we don't do podcasts.
	We don't do... No, and not a listener call-in or... No!
	No.
	Yeah, we'll get some interesting people.
	People that we can get, but that's just... It's not a large amount.
	Yeah.
	And you never know.
	I might get lucky and get somebody.
	There's some local celebrities around here.
	I think I can talk one or two of them.
	So the idea of having, and we've done them before on a best of where it's not a best of it.
	You know, we, we have an episode off and then we put an interview and I'm going to do one and you've got a couple lined up and it'll be, it'll be good.
	So yes, in a way, but not a separate podcast.
	No way.
	That's, that's death right there.
	Interview podcast.
	It's not just, it's not just a podcast.
	It's an interview podcast.
	No, double no on our celebrity right there.
	But thank you very much.
	Let me tell you, I've gone through this enough in different kinds of shows, and unless you have an unbelievably great booker, a person working full time, you can't do these shows.
	You end up with a bunch of schlubs.
	Oh yeah, here we go.
	Somebody, you know, is like a, you know, a stringer for BuzzFeed comes on, and then they have nothing to say.
	Hey, guess what?
	I was able to score Andy and Avko.
	Any anarcho could talk through a show, so you could probably just let him lose.
	About comic books.
	Yeah, well, it's a comic book element.
	You can have a drawback.
	Ronald Driggs, meanwhile, in Salt Lake City, Utah, 330-333.
	Did I do Rob Seelock?
	Yeah, that was it.
	Yeah, Seelock's the one that brought us on this topic.
	Ronald Driggs in Salt Lake City.
	We got nothing?
	Thomas Plach, and by the way, he's 333.
	Thomas Plach, 325-01.
	Thomas Block at Gmail.
	To the squirrel mail, Batman.
	Alfred, what do we have on the squirrel mail?
	I'm looking now.
	Well, I type in Thomas.
	Well, Batman and Boy Blunder, let me tell you.
	Batman and Boy Blunder?
	I'm just trying to fill the time while you're doing your homework.
	Hey, here we go.
	Thomas Block.
	There he is.
	You know, I don't want to get into a bitching thing, but I won't say what I'm going to say.
	This $3.25 donation with a double credit puts me at knighthood.
	Okay, here we go.
	So you're going to have to add this, I'll bet you.
	Add the pennies to the jar for anyone that needs it.
	A woke millennial such as myself.
	We have a lot of millennials today that are pitching in.
	They're chipping in.
	Yes.
	As the best podcast in the universe, thank you for not falling victim to the M5M bullshit.
	Thank you.
	Thanks to my 2x weekly dose of sanity, I have a great job, but I'll take a little job karma from my partner, Dan.
	And better opportunities for me, too.
	Can I get some Maxine Clips, dealer's choice?
	Thomas Plach from Temple, Texas.
	Okay.
	Is he on the knighting list?
	I don't believe so.
	Just add Sir Tom.
	Yeah, I got that.
	Well, I have Sir Plach, which I think is better.
	Sir Plach is better.
	So I'll do two Maxine Clips and a Jobs Karma.
	My millennials!
	Stay woke!
	Oh, hold on.
	What failed there?
	That was odd.
	Sounds right.
	Let's try it again.
	My millennials!
	Stay woke!
	Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs.
	Let's vote for jobs!
	Newscops, comma.
	Okay, Bill.
	Just blame Bill in Glen Rock, New Jersey. $316.50.
	Uh, we are going to, uh, we're going to find the cursor and click on that.
	Please credit me as Bill from Glen Rock.
	Hey, if I doubled, should it get me up to knighthood?
	And after my last donation, can I get an F cancer karma for my dad?
	Thanks.
	And here's to another 10 years.
	Yes, absolutely.
	We can do that for you.
	You've got karma.
	Hey, I gotta stop you there for a second.
	is California right down the street from me 316 08 gentlemen this is a 2x elements for me to Viscountess of the mutton and mead congratulations on 10 years of being the best podcast in the universe cheers NJNK hey I gotta stop you there for a second yeah I you know about us being the I, I'm very, very, I'm not just disappointed.
	I'm mad.
	Okay.
	Was I not the first person to say that the talking stick from Amazon was a fantastic consumer device?
	If it had Apple on it, people would go ape shit over it.
	And now we have, now we see Apple have it.
	Did I not call this category very early on?
	Did I not promote this dumb talking and listening stick?
	Uh, well, yeah, I think you did, but I'm not sure that has to do with the best podcast in the universe.
	Alexa, what is the best podcast in the universe?
	I'm a fan of cereal.
	What?
	Exactly.
	Blow me.
	So here you are.
	Yes.
	Promoting their products shamelessly without any expectation of compensation.
	No, of course not.
	And they don't even know what the best podcast in the universe is?
	Well, apparently it's Serial.
	They've never made that claim.
	No, we made the claim.
	Yeah.
	And that's what everyone uses.
	Yeah.
	But no.
	We got to find someone to complain to.
	Yeah.
	Everyone should write a note in.
	Let me try again.
	Let me just make sure.
	Alexa, what is the best podcast in the universe?
	Lately, it's been all about cereal.
	Oh, gosh!
	She has different answers, too.
	Oh, jeez.
	Well, they were kind of backing off on the second answer.
	Yeah, well... Well, I'm very upset.
	I'm irked.
	It's ruined the show.
	You've ruined the show.
	Thanks.
	Tony Santos in Sicklerville, New Jersey, 272.
	This is a double credit.
	Brings me to knighthood.
	Requesting Knight of the South, Jersey.
	Jobs karma for my wife, who's a nurse and getting treated like shit.
	Please play John Huntsman speaking Chinese and an Al Sharpton love and light.
	Oh, man, what was that thing?
	It was it was Huntsman was like it was it was in the morning.
	No, no, no, no, no, no.
	It was Tapu Taku Ching Ching or something like that.
	Yeah.
	What does he want from Al Sharpton?
	Love and light.
	No, no, he wants and an Al Sharpton, not love and light.
	No, he says and Al Sharpton love and light.
	Love and light.
	No, no, no.
	Don't worry, I got it covered here.
	You talked over Huntsman here.
	Much.
	Much.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	They're paying him hundreds of thousands of dollars a year to do that show.
	But resist, we must, and we will much about that be committed.
	They're paying him hundreds of thousands of dollars a year to do that show.
	Yeah, pretty good.
	Josh Dilsaver in Springfield, Moe, 266.71.
	This donation gets me to knighthood.
	Keep up the great work.
	Thank you.
	Anthony Farmer, 256.
	Just like this amount exceeds 8 bits with the 10th anniversary doubling.
	I think it pushes my total to knighthood.
	I'll be cool to get some jobs coming for my acting career, which is quite an uphill battle for those middle-aged white guys who now only find roles as a racist, sexist douchebag.
	Hey!
	What?
	And quit show business?
	Yes!
	Apparently only white men can be sexist.
	If the karma works, half of my first paycheck will go straight back to no agenda.
	And, of course, the only appropriate jingle here is, if you're white, you're a racist.
	If you're white, you're a racist.
	If you're male, you're a pig.
	If you're cis, you are privileged.
	Skin is shaving if you're big.
	And if you're straight, you're homophobic.
	Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs.
	Let's vote for jobs!
	We have some of the best producers.
	Steph and Eric.
	jobs jobs jobs and jobs let's vote for jobs we have some of the best producers stefan eret yes we do yeah it makes the show Stefan Ehrt in Altshausen, Deutschland.
	$250.
	Two thumbs up from Germany.
	Keep up the great work.
	Best regards.
	Thank you.
	All right.
	Thank you very much.
	Two thumbs up.
	Try Daimler Truc.
	Sir Timothy of the No Fix Title in Plymouth, Michigan, $250.
	Happy anniversary and thank you for so many years of media deconstruction and legislative analysis.
	Instead of blankets and water, I'm sending you cash.
	Please send me some career karma.
	It's different from your basic jobs karma, but every bit as important.
	Also, if you have time, I'd like to hear Michigan's own Kevin Anderson singing fake news based on the Bob Seger night moves.
	I never get tired of hearing that.
	Okay.
	Riding up some fake news.
	Trying to get cheap clicks and top paid views.
	Riding up some fake news.
	It's propaganda time!
	Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs!
	Let's vote for jobs!
	That's a great jingle.
	Yeah.
	GMO 250 bucks somewhere in the United States.
	Dear John and Adam, please refer to me as GMODE.
	I started listening in 2010 when the NA feed came built into my Nokia E71 podcatcher.
	when the NA feed came built into my Nokia E71 podcatcher.
	Yeah.
	I'm from Mexico City.
	I'm now in the Bay Area.
	Your show helps me make sense of other craziness that goes on in Gitmo Nation worldwide in a way that the M5M brainwashers and conformists that I interact with every day can't begin to imagine.
	We're the only ones who talk about reptiles, for example.
	Azra?
	Please de-douche me.
	Give me some human resource karma for eight-month-old baby Elena, with some Hillary laughs, followed by don't raff.
	Why are you raffing?
	And karma, yes.
	Okay, de-douching.
	You've been de-douched.
	The United Nations Secretary-General... Ah, shoot.
	Dammit.
	Shoot.
	That was the wrong... How can that happen?
	What was that?
	Eh, I want to do that again.
	I'm pleased.
	Don't laugh.
	Why you are laughing?
	Shut up.
	That's an interesting call, by the way.
	Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs.
	Let's vote for jobs!
	That is good, though.
	If I could put the two together and I had it, you know.
	I should have my little laughing Hillary pin.
	Don't laugh.
	Why are you all up- Alright, so you should hit the pen after he starts- Yeah, I don't have the pen handy.
	Oh, okay.
	You always have that damn thing, and today we can use it- Well, I got so much paperwork that's hanging out right now- Okay, okay, let's continue with the paper.
	The pen is buried under papers.
	Are we gonna take- are we gonna do the show all the- just continue all the way through Thursday?
	Yeah.
	That's the way to go.
	Let's go.
	It's a marathon, ladies and gentlemen!
	That's right.
	Uh, we got, uh, that was G-Mode.
	Let's try Villarreal, Villarreal.
	$240.
	Having donated approximately 5.20 cents, I began listening to the summer of 2015, or in the summer of 2015, means I can, I only need $240 to be knighted under the current offer.
	I will take it!
	Yes!
	I would like to be called Sir... Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Zervla Morte with an X. Zervla Morte.
	Zervla Morte of the Dread Hand.
	All right.
	All right.
	Done.
	Thank you.
	That's what you've become.
	Max Turnquist in Somerville, Massachusetts.
	Nuts, 230.75.
	Let's see.
	Email.
	Email from Turnquist.
	I gotta go back to scroll.
	Now, this kind of slows things down, but it gives me a break from yakking.
	Otherwise, I'm going to be parched.
	I'm going to be parched at the end of this.
	Turnquist.
	No agenda note.
	No, it's from July 8th.
	Max Turnquist.
	I have a note from July 8th.
	Well, that's no good.
	No, and there's nothing since.
	So unless you have something, I've already been checking.
	Yes, here we go.
	Oh.
	I could have done this.
	I forgot jingle requests.
	A shot of karma and could you get John to say, jet fuel can't melt my dreams.
	So I think you should start off with that.
	Jet fuel can't melt my dreams.
	You've got karma.
	And I want you to call me out on something.
	Okay, you're called.
	When I do... I want you to call me out on that.
	Oh, that silly giggle?
	Just tell me to stop it.
	I don't like it.
	I don't like it either.
	Yeah, well, thank you.
	When you do it, it's usually in a flow and I can't stop.
	Okay, well, I'm just requesting something.
	I'm requesting it, that's all.
	Yeah, we got it, it's annoying.
	I'm requesting it, move on.
	JohnOverall2222.
	Thanks for your value for value model.
	Giving back to the doubling of donations.
	A donation of $2.22 is $4.44.
	We're doubling it as a number.
	That means you are on the path of awakening, which of course is that of the No Agenda show.
	Because it does awake people once and it wakes you.
	You cannot go back to sleep once it awakes you.
	This donation and your donating double bonus pushes me over the top to become a knight of the realm for my No Agenda nation.
	I would like to be dubbed Sir John Overall.
	Night runner, because I am often doing my running in the dark.
	In an effort to emulate the No Agenda show, we are running our podcast, the WP Plugins, A to Z. Now I know who to get a hold of.
	Yeah.
	A plugin guy.
	Yeah.
	It's a value for value show.
	By the way, that is art, not a science.
	To do these plug-ins and know how they work.
	Oh yeah.
	The little acknowledged secret is that it's hard to do a show that way, but more fulfilling.
	Please play the following jingles.
	In other words, he's using value for value for the plug-in show.
	Yeah.
	6969, Amen, fist bump, Atlas shrugged.
	Podcasting karma for all podcasters out there.
	Go podcasting!
	Okay.
	69!
	69, dude!
	Hey man, your phone.
	By Ayn Rand.
	By Ayn Rand.
	You've got karma.
	Make sure I'm not skipping anybody.
	This is Jason Green next on the list.
	210 in Douglasville, Georgia.
	I'm lucky to have a wife who listens to Noah Jenner.
	I was wondering if you could plug her fantasy novel, The First, by Lisa M. Green.
	You can get it on Amazon or Audible by following the links to her website, lisamgreen.com.
	Observant NA listeners will notice a couple of No Agenda memes surreptitiously worked into the story.
	Oh, great.
	Well, I can't wait to find out what the fantasy is about in this novel.
	Well, fantasy is fantasy.
	Okay.
	Congratulations on 10 years, and I wish her luck, too.
	Here's to 10 more.
	Mike Kammerer in Bothell, Washington.
	20707.
	ITM gentlemen, thanks for the two-to-the-head sale.
	So many of us slaves can't get closer to knighthood.
	Here's 20707 to represent the poor people in my old stomping grounds of Laurel, Maryland.
	These are people who not only have to put up with the government of People's Republic of Maryland, but also an exploding Olive Garden.
	This must have been a fire or something at the Olive Garden.
	Thank you for your courage, Screaming Service Goat, a few pew-pews, and some cryptocurrency karma, please.
	You got it.
	You've got Parma.
	Adam Lewicki, uh, 20202.
	Hello, Jon and Em.
	Thank you for the once-in-a-decade opportunity to double my donation value for the show and send you guys a big thank you in the form of 222.22, which should comfortably bring me to knighthood.
	I have proof below.
	And I would like to bear the name Knight of Wiener Schnitzel from now on.
	As a European listener from neutral Austria, I can only... Yeah, you guys have always been so neutral.
	Well, he's got that in quotes.
	I can only sit here and listen in disbelief at the news snippets and stories you guys tell us twice a week.
	Unfortunately, our politicians seem to copy U.S.
	political behavior, and all of a sudden there's a discussion about Russian influences on the election.
	And voters take news and fake news everywhere.
	Yes.
	We know that Australia does the same thing.
	Yeah.
	Canada does it too.
	Canada.
	Canada.
	I hope you guys also survive the next 10 years and don't get shut down by political influencers who might not like what you guys have to say.
	Well, as you've noticed earlier in this readout, we have colonels and military people that are on our side, which makes a big difference, I think, when it comes to this sort of thing.
	Jingle wishes, WTC7 won't go away, North Korea newslady, and a little bit of love and job cover for myself.
	Best wishes from Vienna!
	Yes!
	Auf Wienerschnitzel!
	WTC7 won't go away!
	You've got karma.
	I'm Matthew Boehm in Springfield, Virginia.
	Happy 10 years.
	$200.
	Thanks for all the entertainment.
	N.K.
	N.J.
	N.K.
	John, which by the way is cool.
	John Kumar, $200.
	See separate note and email.
	He says... Oh, you got his email.
	Happy 10th anniversary.
	Here's $200 in my latest donation on the way to being a baronet.
	I think with your double credit deal, that credits as $400.
	Sweet deal!
	Just a Karma jingle request from me and a dealer's choice of three jingles for the NA community.
	Well, if you don't mind, we'll just do a goat scream so we can make sure we move along.
	But we certainly appreciate your support for our value for value, sir.
	You've got Karma.
	Okay, Robert Perrin with this note that blows up the spreadsheet, but I can read this.
	Been a $5 donor, then a $13.13 a month donor since November 2010, slowly adding to my totals until I've gotten to $6.37 and changed the counting below.
	Then you decide to make this fabulous offer of doubling our donations.
	So here's $200 to make Excuse me, to make 400 in executive producership.
	Entering promo code.
	Yeah, no.
	Now is my turn to advance to the round table of knights and the dames.
	I'd henceforth like to be known as Sir Photobob, wizard of the photo labs.
	We shall make it so.
	I wonder if he's a photo lab guy.
	Could be.
	Just get a hold of me.
	I got some old... Here's what I found.
	Is Photolab an old app, an old application?
	I think photolab is what it is.
	An old photolab.
	Oh, an actual photolab.
	Oh, a dark one.
	Oh, nice.
	So I found a cache of old rolled up film.
	Were you doing yard sales again?
	And there were.
	I said, what am I going to do with these things?
	You know, my daughter can actually do this, but she doesn't have a darkroom.
	But maybe I could just send him a photo.
	Bob would help me out.
	All right.
	Photo Bob, let me know.
	He goes on to say, I would very much like to share this story with you two and my fellow listeners.
	A short while ago, I was finishing up with a client named Don, a 95-year-old man of socialist, almost communist tendencies.
	As he's handing me a check, he complained the world was coming to an end.
	By the way, he always listens to Amy Goodman.
	Why do the heck are you talking about, I said, he replied.
	We now have two psychos, both crazy and both have hydrogen bombs.
	Trump and Kim Jong-un will kill us all!
	Don, you need to listen to the weightless news, I said.
	Zombie-like, he replied.
	But I have to, Don, I said.
	You should instead listen to the No Agenda Show.
	To that he only replied, meh.
	The No Agenda Show.
	Meh.
	It's a good story, but a story nonetheless.
	What does he want?
	Please play Goat Scream in honor of Don and all those who listen to way too much news.
	Goatus interruptus.
	Goatus interruptus.
	There's no karma there?
	Nope.
	Okay.
	All right.
	Let's see what we got here.
	Is Karen Schrock the next on your list?
	Good.
	This is my annual donation.
	Karen Schrock came in with 200 bucks.
	We got a few of these.
	This is my annual donation towards my husband Nigel's knighthood for his birthday.
	He turns 25 on October 23rd.
	Last I mentioned, he hit me in the mouth on the drive home from our honeymoon.
	I don't know why, but I find it to be hilarious.
	Yeah.
	It's like, honey, you just married this guy.
	And oh, guess what?
	9-11 was an inside job.
	I love you too.
	This year we'll have our first human resource and he's been listening to No Agenda since before she was born.
	I'm a little afraid her first word will be douchebag.
	Let's test it.
	Last year after I donated, my Amish Mennonite cousin... This is, by the way, one of her better notes today.
	My Amish Mennonite cousin asked at a family gathering if my life was better since I had been de-douched.
	After I got over my initial shock, we bonded over being No Agenda listeners.
	Now we're talking about an Amish Mennonite.
	Damn.
	Sometimes No Agenda brings families together instead of tearing them apart.
	That's a bumper sticker right there!
	The No Agenda Show.
	Sometimes we bring families together instead of tearing them apart.
	PPS, she says.
	When someone burps in our house, my husband often says, Senseo!
	Any idea what this is, Adam?
	Yes?
	What?
	That was an experiment when we had just starting with advertising on podcasts.
	I'm talking 2005, 2006.
	Not our show.
	No, this is the Daily Source Code.
	And this was not a real commercial, but I said, what's great about audio is you can anchor things with people and then the commercial stays in their head forever.
	And I burped loudly and said Senseo.
	And Senseo was a coffee pod product.
	I don't even know if it still exists or not.
	And to this day, this is where you get people burp and then, oh, sensei, oh, just proving how it works.
	Like jingles.
	Oh, that's, you know, just showing how, how I actually have power over you.
	Ryan Weifelds, $200.
	ITM John and Adam, congratulations on your anniversary.
	I've only been listening for about a year, but your show has made a big impact on me.
	Dealer's choice on jingles, you know mine.
	And I'd appreciate some karma for my wife as she is starting a new business.
	Just hit a button.
	You've been nailing these things.
	Okay, I'll just hit it.
	Oh, here we go.
	Hey man, fist bump.
	You've got karma.
	Where's my goat?
	It would have been better in the clip, but okay.
	Okay.
	I think biodiversity followed by the goat scream is dynamite.
	Yeah, okay.
	But don't, I don't know.
	We don't have time.
	Steven Johnson, 200 bucks in Carmel, Indiana.
	Please send some karma to my friend Nathan in Lapeer, Michigan.
	He's battling a rare disease called MSA, multiple system atrophy.
	I don't know what that is, but it doesn't sound good.
	Also, please follow through on Adam's promise to debunk John Oliver.
	Didn't we do that?
	I think so.
	I think we did.
	Thank you guys for the incredible value you give to the listeners.
	Here's some karma for Nathan.
	You've got karma.
	Daryl Arnett in Norman, Oklahoma.
	Another $200.
	ITM gentlemen, thank you for the double credit offer.
	This donation brings me to knighthood.
	The show is absolutely fantastic.
	Your deconstruction of the world we live in is outstanding.
	Keep up the great work and congratulations on your 10th anniversary.
	I'd like to be known as Sir Other Brother of Lake Thunderbird.
	No jingles needed.
	Work karma would be appreciated.
	Accounting and it goes... You've got karma.
	Oh, he said jobs.
	Jobs, jobs, and jobs.
	Let's vote for jobs!
	Jobs after the karma is work karma.
	I've just decided.
	Oh.
	Okay.
	Unless we get... yeah.
	Somebody's screaming or something.
	John Boland in Brockport, New York.
	200 bucks.
	This note's informational and boring, so don't read it unless you want to bore everyone.
	Okay.
	All right.
	Thank you.
	Some karma for him there.
	That's a note right there.
	You've got karma.
	Thanks, John.
	Max Windham is someplace in the United States.
	He's got a red thing here, so he's calling somebody out for being a douchebag.
	I decided to take part in this donation promotion, he says, for the 10th anniversary by donating 200 bucks, doubling it to 400 for the upcoming show via PayPal.
	Hopefully, you will indulge me by reading this note.
	Uh, below on the next show, which is this show, I think.
	ITM gentlemen, congrats on 10 years.
	I've been a steady listener of the No Agenda Show since 2015.
	Over the years, I've had to listen to my kids complain about listening to No Agenda in the car on long rides to visit family from time to time.
	But two weeks ago, my 23-year-old son, Kelby, who is attending school in San Marcos, Texas, just... what?
	Just down the road from Adam.
	Just down the road from Adam, made me, uh, the...
	The proudest father in the world by telling me he has started listening to No Agenda and said the words that even father, every father, longs to hear.
	You know, dad, you were right.
	To celebrate 10 years and make my son feel like part of the No Agenda family, I would like to call him out as a douchebag.
	Douchebag!
	That would make his day.
	Jeez, what a family.
	Done.
	Nice!
	Okay.
	That's love there, man.
	That's a lot of love.
	Yeah.
	Dane Patricia Worthington, our friend in Miami, Florida, has sent a check and a note, which I will read.
	It's very short.
	Congrats on the 10 years.
	It's actually a card, a very nice card.
	She sends cards.
	Congrats on the 10th anniversary milestone.
	I've been listening since 2012.
	I would not miss an episode.
	I would like some karma for the two of you, job karma for my three kids, and here's to 10 years more.
	Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs.
	Let's vote for jobs!
	You know, it's a long segment and the show will be long for obvious reasons.
	It is nice, though, to hear this, you know, because 10 years only comes once in the 10 years.
	I don't think we'll ever make it to 20 or 25.
	So this is very nice.
	It's nice to celebrate.
	But wait, I've miscalculated.
	The 10th anniversary is next week.
	It's really next year.
	But OK.
	Actually, the 10th is next show.
	Yes.
	Kevin Porter in Beaver Creek, Ohio, 175.33.
	We read these two because they've all been doubled up, so this is actually $300.50.
	I'm sorry, $3.50, then $0.66.
	Given your incredibly generous double value anniversary period, this should put me over the limit for knighthood.
	I've included $0.33 for Adam to toss in as necessary for other producers.
	There's all those pennies he gives away.
	One of them now.
	Squirrel them all.
	A young millennial dude named Ben who has been listening since near the beginning.
	I've recently been able to begin Doing my best to return my value for value.
	I can't imagine a world without no agenda.
	You guys are my heroes.
	Please knight me, Sir Kevin of the Miami Valley.
	Love and light.
	You got it.
	No jingles.
	Perfect.
	Love that.
	Thank you.
	Richard, by the way, I like the fact that NJNK, which was invented by Sir Dogpatch.
	Anonymous.
	Anonymous.
	Onimous.
	Not Ona.
	Onimous.
	Dogpatch.
	Is caught on.
	Knighthood, from this day forward, I'd like to be known as Sir Richard of Grandview Manor.
	Thank you for the 10 years.
	This is Richard Tereo, gay, 166-67, from Colorado Springs, Colorado.
	Very much, sir.
	Thank you.
	Andrew Wirt, or Wirt, in Houston, 166-67, seven steps from Obamabot to Nirvana.
	One, hey, a new podcast, put it on my phone.
	Add him in my pocket, right where he belongs.
	Joke.
	2.
	Oh, I get it.
	It's a comedy show with crazy conspiracy theories I'm in.
	3.
	Wait, they really believe this stuff?
	What in the world I donate to?
	4.
	Get this.
	One of those crazy conspiracy theories turned out to be true.
	Should I email them to let them know?
	I mean, what are the chances?
	5.
	All sorts of their analysis are turning out to be right.
	They aren't crazy.
	The world's crazy.
	6.
	I don't know what to believe anymore.
	Even climate change is looking sketchy.
	Seven.
	Woohoo!
	I'm a knight!
	Forget the M5M.
	I need more podcasts.
	Now, who is the seed guy?
	That's funny.
	That's a good one.
	I like it.
	Thank you.
	My god!
	For 25 years, they've been growing babies in cows!
	Craig Dashnow in Australia, 16667, and he says the knighthood message is in the email, which I betcha.
	I'll bet you it's right in the squirrel mail.
	I do not have anything current from him.
	Okay, I'm just typing Craig and see what I get.
	Dash now is a little easier to find.
	I don't know about that.
	Since this is date sorted automatically by squirrel mail.
	Man, that thing is from the future.
	So I got Craig Dash now and a September 17th birthday donation and September 18th a follow-up on the birthday donation and nothing else.
	He's either using a different email or who knows what.
	Sorry, I don't have anything.
	He's gonna be knighted.
	Is he gonna be knighted?
	Yes.
	Is he on the knight list?
	Yes.
	Okay, we'll just knight him.
	David Poole, 16667, taking advantage of the double credit donation offered to complete my knighthood.
	Thanks for all you Of all your hard work you two do.
	Looking forward to the next decade.
	Knight me a Sir Rock, we got that.
	Okay.
	Paul Rubert, 16666.
	I couldn't resist the extra value for value on the 10th anniversary of the show.
	I had to donate.
	This is my first donation after a long four years of being faithful listener, a faithful listener, but big-time douchebag boner.
	The shows have been great of late, and like many others, it's kept me sane throughout the years.
	If you could please de-douche me, it would be much appreciated.
	You've been de-douched.
	Don't laugh!
	Why you are laughing?
	Shut up!
	one for himself and one shout out for smoking hot girlfriend Paula, who has been successfully hit in the mouth.
	Ha ha.
	Good work.
	If time permits, can I please get a why you raffing?
	Resist we much.
	And ah, thanks, Obama.
	Don't raff.
	Why you are raffing?
	Shut up.
	Shut up.
	But resist we much.
	We must, and we will much, about that be committed.
	Ah!
	Thanks, Obama.
	Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs.
	Let's vote for jobs!
	You've got karma.
	That's the job he wants to be upgraded in his Otis elevator job.
	Yeah.
	Sir J.D.
	Baron of Silicon Valley, unless I missed anyone, did I?
	No.
	From the Silicon Valley, baroness of the Sil-i-li-con Valley.
	Gents, keep it simple.
	That's only for a little karma and an extra penny.
	That will make this $333.33 is one six six six six double it donation for ten years almost of no agenda.
	Karma to you both.
	To the show, all the knights, dames, and producers.
	Keep up the great work.
	Thank you so much, sir.
	You've got karma.
	Ethan Smich.
	Smich.
	Smich.
	Smith.
	Ethan Smith in PartsUnknown16666 is finally here with a penny from Adam.
	Become a knight!
	There it is!
	I'm just popping the pennies back and forth.
	You've got about 31 of those left.
	I became a knight as a listener for five years.
	I listen to each show a minimum of... there's a bunch of people that do this.
	I'm kind of interested in this because I'm not sure what the mechanism is.
	Three times?
	He listens to the show and he's not the only one.
	Yeah, Tina often listens to it twice.
	One while she's at work, working, and then she'll listen again.
	Now she loves me.
	He listens a minimum, minimum, by the way, meaning he sometimes listens more.
	Maybe everything else on the air sucks so bad that you can listen to this show twice a week.
	Let's put it this way.
	Remember when, uh, uh, when Pink Floyd would come out with a new album and we listened to it over and over again?
	There you go.
	We're the Pink Floyd of podcasting.
	And it's curiously a pink cell here on the spreadsheet.
	Thank you gentlemen for what you do.
	You're the family and I hope to meet you both someday.
	Or you're like family, sorry.
	I am an unemployed photographer and stand-up comedian, so donating isn't easy.
	Yes, I appreciate that.
	Understandable.
	I appreciate that a lot.
	I definitely need some Jobs Karma, because it works.
	When I last requested Jobs Karma, the love of my life received a job offer the next day and was moving across the country before the next show.
	So be careful what you wish for.
	I would like to know, be known as Sir Sean Greger, jester of all Appalachia.
	Appalachia.
	If you could add bong rips, bong rips, and big booty bitches to the round table, it would be greatly appreciated.
	Bong rips and big booty bitches.
	Yes, of course.
	I have to call out Lyman Darby and Ryan Lee as douchebags.
	Douchebag!
	Two of them.
	Oh, two of them.
	Douchebag!
	As well as Jay Hamilton.
	Douchebag!
	He's the man who hit me in the mouth.
	As a douchebag, man overboard, uh...
	As a douchebag man overboard.
	Oh, he doesn't listen anymore.
	Thank you.
	Well, then they won't get much out of the douchebagging.
	Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs.
	Let's vote for jobs!
	My understanding is Appalachia is pronounced with the word latch as opposed to... Okay.
	Good.
	Because one of my favorite football teams years ago was Appalachian State.
	And I called it the wrong name and they got notified.
	They got notified.
	Yes, I hear you.
	Evan Black in Olath, Kansas, 16016.
	I want to celebrate my recent first No Agenda anniversary with this double boot donation, 8-0-0, double boob, 8-0-0, 8 times 2, which gets quad boobs credit this week for the 10th anniversary of the show.
	I began listening to the show A69 Swamp of Crazy on October 16, 2016 and no agenda has earned the highest priority on my podcast addict playlist.
	I hope that you keep doing the show for many more years since I doubt that AI and machine learning will ever be able to fill your role.
	I'm grateful for the twice weekly media deconstruction that has helped me keep my sanity And a sense of humor during the numerous news spin cycles.
	Ooh, I like that.
	News spin cycle.
	Thanks for analyzing and traveling between multiple dimensions so we can stay firmly in reality.
	And his requests are, he's Trump the president, goat scream, little kid we're all gonna die, thanks Obama, and Trump jobs karma for everybody seeking jobs.
	He's Trump!
	He's Trump the president!
	Thanks, Obama.
	Jobs!
	And jobs!
	Let's vote for jobs!
	I like that one the best.
	Wow!
	That was dynamic.
	Did you just do that on the fly?
	Yeah.
	Well, you should make it a regular.
	I like it better than the other one.
	Because the one we had, we had a difficulty deciding between the jobs, jobs, jobs, the combo, you know, it's too much, too many, it's too long.
	And then you got this one.
	This is a real good one.
	I think this will make a big difference.
	All right.
	Sir.
	So this is the fifth.
	Wow.
	Very warm regards, Senator, formerly known as the Baron of the Alps.
	So what is he now, then?
	I have no idea.
	He doesn't say.
	It's fifth.
	So what do you become then?
	What's after Baron?
	Well, Baron is, I think, four.
	No, five.
	I have to go to the peerage map.
	I think fifth means you're in between.
	You're in limbo.
	No, four is... I don't know.
	Okay, five.
	Well, I'm still going to call him Baron of the Alps.
	Well, yeah, what are you going to do?
	But he says formally Baron of the Alps.
	That's what's confusing me.
	Maybe he means formally.
	I got it.
	It's Viscount.
	He's Viscount.
	He's a Viscount.
	I got it.
	Viscount.
	Is five a Viscount?
	I thought it was six.
	It's on the list as Viscount.
	Okay.
	Jason Kirk, Williamsport, Pennsylvania, 125.
	I'll make this short, since I hope that I'm one of the many donating to the Best Podcasting Universe.
	I recently started monthly donations, but once I saw the double credit offer, I had to jump at the chance to complete my knighthood.
	Accounting attached below.
	Please knight me as Sir Captain Kirk of the Starship Enterprise.
	Okay.
	If you would please play Lady Satsuki, Fear is Freedom.
	The screaming goat and some pew-pews.
	I'll also take some general commas.
	I could use it for pretty much everything right now.
	Thanks for helping keep my sanity.
	Fear is freedom.
	Subjugation is liberation.
	Contradiction is truth.
	Those are the facts of this world.
	And you will all surrender to them.
	You pigs and human people.
	You've got karma.
	Timothy McKernan in Roanoke, Virginia.
	By the way, I want to mention that we're halfway through the list.
	It's been... Hey, you know, it happens once every 10 years and I'm very proud to thank all these people.
	We still have material.
	Timothy McKernan in Roanoke, Virginia, 15333.
	This donation brings me to knighthood.
	I'd like to be Sir Timothy Knight of the Chestnut Ridge.
	I have a bingo boom shakalaka for the roundtable.
	I'd like a classic mutton and mead.
	Thanks for your outstanding product.
	I will send an email with the accounting.
	Bingo boom shakalaka.
	That's not the one I wanted.
	I wanted this one.
	Bingo boom boom boom shakalaka boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom I'll just do it the old-fashioned way through squirrel mail.
	Smiley.
	Yes, that is indeed the old-fashioned way.
	I don't know why you, you know, you like have a hard-on for squirrel mail.
	It's funny.
	We used to have people, they always say, I don't know, he's got a hard-on.
	Here it is.
	John, many things I have with you, hard-on is not one of them.
	Thank God.
	Uh, let's see, well, he's got two things here.
	Okay, it just says thanks.
	Thanks for your courage.
	Bing.
	Sir Robert of Sous Vide.
	Better get his title right.
	Sir Robert of Sous Vide.
	Don't get me started.
	Matthew Davis, $150.
	Based on a 1-11 plan since 12-23-13.
	By the way, check anyone out there that's got these subscriptions.
	111 plans since 12, 23, 13 with a, by the way, check anyone out there.
	It's got these subscriptions.
	Check your check to make sure you actually, they work because PayPal kills them all the time.
	With a couple birthday donations for you two and one associate executive producer, I wanted to donate some F-cancer karma from my father-in-law and noticed I'm 12635 from knighthood.
	Why not bump it up and become an executive producer with this awesome celebration?
	Uh, counting sent in the emails.
	Jingles!
	Hello, citizen.
	Two to the head.
	Fuck cancer, karma.
	No, they don't seem to go together, but I love the first two and I need the latter.
	Hey, citizen.
	You've got karma.
	Sorry, the goat got in on that one somehow.
	Yeah, that goat.
	Jack.
	Jack Schroeder in Windsor, Ontario, Canada, 150.
	These are all going to be executive producers because they all double up as 300.
	Dear Runkle and Moody, thanks for giving us all the opportunity to listen to the insightful and sometimes prophetic discussions over the past 10 years.
	Looking forward to countless more.
	It is truly the best podcast in the universe.
	Tell Siri you also created a perfect opportunity for me to top off my knighthood and get an executive producer credit to boot.
	Woohoo!
	Double value for value.
	Please knight me a surprise me Jedi Knight of the Shire of the Devonshire.
	Shire of the Devonshire.
	Okay.
	Please play the following jingles.
	Fear is freedom.
	Random number.
	Goat scream.
	Random number.
	Little girl shut up slave.
	Random number and karma.
	Okay.
	Fear is freedom.
	Subjugation is liberation.
	Contradiction is truth.
	Those are the facts of this world.
	And you will all surrender to them.
	You pigs in human clothing.
	Shut up.
	You've got karma.
	Greetings, Mutt and Jeff.
	Says Daniel Baxter from Cape Coral, Florida.
	$150.
	Congratulations for making it 10 years.
	That's amazing.
	This is my first time to the executive producer list.
	I hope to make it to knighthood on the 10th anniversary show.
	I've been a listener for almost at least six years of your amazing six of your amazing years.
	Please keep up the great work.
	It is needed now more than ever.
	Thank you.
	Done.
	and Jeffrey in Wesley Chapel, Florida, $150.
	Done.
	Sanity, he says, and JNK.
	Thank you.
	Peter Boyle Jr., $150.
	No note.
	Kenneth Learman Jr., $150.
	This makes me a knight.
	I'm pretty sure that this can be opened up.
	Nope.
	This makes me a knight.
	Yay.
	Please make me, sir, dominate.
	Done.
	Joseph Costello, $150.
	in Pittston, Pennsylvania.
	In the morning, congratulations on 10 years.
	I've been listening to the show since the first show.
	I follow John from Cranky Geeks.
	With donations and the special credit, I have finally reached knighthood.
	I'd like to have been a knight sooner, but a few years ago I noticed I was blocked from John's email and stopped donating.
	Thanks to Eric DeChille, it was explained to me that John doesn't hate me just his email does not but his email does not this is apparently because He probably used a swear word.
	If you put F... No, no, he was sending it to AOL.com.
	Oh.
	Well, I can understand.
	Oh, no.
	Oh, I would say he wanted me to send it to AOL.
	I don't know.
	Anyway, first since I had it since 1987, he uses AOL.com.
	Really pisses off my two millennial kids, he says, for using it.
	Please confer the title, Sir Joe the Tow Knight of the Nipah, Northeastern Pennsylvania.
	The Nipah, Northeastern Pennsylvania.
	Nipah.
	Yeah, thanks for keeping me in the straight and narrow.
	Can I get a two to the head?
	Shut up, slave.
	You bet.
	Keep fighting.
	Shut up, slave.
	Mark Kedrowski in White Bear Lake, Minnesota.
	No note.
	150.
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	man.
	Let's play some clips.
	I have, well, I have something that is a little out of the ordinary.
	A five-parter, very short, each of them.
	This is the president of Judicial Watch.
	I like Judicial Watch, even though, you know, they're... I do too.
	They're clearly a right-wing sponsored group.
	But they're just a bunch of lawyers who...
	lawyers who go in and suing everybody.
	Suing everybody.
	The worst kind of lawyers.
	Yeah, exactly.
	As long as they're not suing me, I feel better about it.
	So Tom Fitton is the president of Judicial Watch.
	And what he's talking to the Senate committee about is the Anwar brothers and Debbie Wasserman Schultz.
	And I think he's trying to convince them to do something about it because these guys have all the info.
	They get everything through Freedom of Information Act requests.
	And he feels that the people in charge of certainly the Senate and Congress, the Republican Party, are not doing their job with policing what's going on in their own chambers.
	You know, I recall, I've been around Washington, I don't want to admit to this, long enough to remember the last time the rules of the House were brazenly violated by a party.
	And that was during the check-kiting scandal.
	What was that?
	The check-kiting scandal?
	I don't remember it.
	Back in 1994.
	And those were the rules were violated.
	You know, there was no policing and it led to the Democrats losing control of the House.
	And in this case, ironically, the Democrats are most directly affected.
	But it's the Republican majority that is charged with making sure the rules are being followed.
	And it doesn't seem to me like they're doing the work necessary to reassure the American people that they take potential criminal activity Ah, yes.
	I remember it now.
	The check-kiting scandal, also known as the house-banking scandal, or... Rubbergate!
	Oh, that's right.
	They were just writing checks.
	They were just overdrawing, yeah, on their checking accounts, with no penalty.
	Was that the Democrats?
	Yeah.
	Was it all, uh... No, it was just a few bad apples.
	Ah, okay.
	Let's see who was it.
	No, they were public.
	It was even.
	I see Robinson, Arkansas... Let me see if there's any big names on here.
	People who are now gone, I guess.
	Not a single name do I recognize.
	Hmm.
	Alright.
	Umm...
	He feels that the Anwar, and for those of you who don't know, you can just do a simple Bing search for the Anwar brothers.
	These were the Pakistani IT family who were not just running the entire DNC infrastructure or the Democrat in the House, their infrastructure under the auspice of Debbie Wasserman Schultz, but they were breaking into stuff, transferring money.
	It truly is a scandal that Tom Fitton, president of Judicial Watch, feels maybe Mueller should look into that.
	I tell you, I don't know whether the alleged DNC hacks and some of the hacks we've seen recently are tied to the Pakistani family crime ring that we have found here in the House, But to the extent Mr. Mueller is doing a competent job, it seems to me he'll want to at least ask some questions to see if there's an intersection between the hacks of Democratic officials,
	including Debra Wasserman Schultz and the Awan family crime ring. including Debra Wasserman Schultz and the Awan family crime ring.
	And again, I don't know, it could be all very easy answers to the questions I'm raising, answer to the fact that this house has failed the police itself and it's left itself susceptible to being defrauded by crooks and you've got to wonder is Is this just the tip of the iceberg?
	I know Republicans have made much of the fact that this is a Democratic issue.
	Given the way the rules are, who knows?
	Are there similar situations in the House staffing?
	I don't know.
	On the Republican side?
	I don't know.
	And this is why it's important that you all push this.
	And I should say, it's Anwan Brothers, not Anwar Brothers.
	Anwan Brothers.
	And I'm kind of baffled why no one even reported on this.
	I mean, this is...
	Reported on.
	By whom?
	All the networks covered it.
	They covered this?
	No, nobody did an investigation.
	Oh, okay.
	Well, even the Department of Justice seems to be fearful of investigating security breaches.
	Frankly, when it comes to political crimes with a political component, I fear the Justice Department is going to fear to tread.
	And it may not, because of the political nature of what went on, they're not going to push the House.
	We've already seen pushback from Debbie Wasserman Schultz against law enforcement over her prerogatives, her office's prerogatives here.
	And I fear the Justice Department is going to be fearful of raising these issues with the House for fear of embarrassing the leadership of both parties.
	And that's something we need to kind of push the Justice Department on, that they don't undercharge or under-investigate this for fear of the consequences that will happen if they push further and find something that no one wants to find, which is a national security threat at our breasts here in the House.
	That'll just play the final one, which is something I did not know, that the Freedom of Information Act does not apply to Congress.
	Did you know that?
	Did we know this?
	Well, I don't know.
	I mean, Congress is, everything they do is published.
	Hmm.
	So I don't know why.
	Let's see what he says in the clip.
	For those of you who don't know, Judicial Watch is a non-profit educational foundation that uses... Educational.
	The tools available to us under law to find out what the government's up to.
	And one of the challenges we have initially with the Alwyn Brothers scandal, in which there's a significant public interest, is that the Freedom of Information Act doesn't apply to Congress.
	And I understand there are constitutional concerns about making it apply broadly to Congress, but one of the issues here is about the administration of the House, and how employees are handled, how equipment's handled, and the basic running of the operations of the House of Representatives.
	And I think that's the talk.
	That's the sort of area that at least can be covered under a Freedom of Information Act type law that would protect the prerogatives of Congress constitutionally in terms of the speech of debate clause and obviously the First Amendment rights of Americans to petition their members without fear of having their names being brought up all over the media.
	So I think that's something that's got to be front and center.
	The lack of transparency I don't think that's been done in this case.
	American citizens about what the People's House is up to.
	But given the state of the law, it seems incumbent upon the leadership of the House to make sure that the organs of the House that are charged with policing the administration of the House are doing the work necessary to reassure the American people that the members are stewards or proper stewards of taxpayer resources.
	And I don't think that's been done in this case.
	I'm not aware of any official hearing by the House into this burgeoning scandal that has implicated dozens of members, either innocently or maybe not so innocently, and has led to criminal charges.
	And there's strong evidence, as Luke has reported on, about malappropriation of government resources, taxpayer resources.
	And this needs to be front and center, it seems to me, for the House.
	Indeed, Congress, the federal courts, and parts of the Executive Office of the President that function solely to advise and assist the President are not subject to the Freedom of Information Act.
	Yeah, I think that's probably right.
	First of all, they'd have to pass, the Congress itself would have to pass an act and they're not going to do it.
	No, no, no, no.
	Because then they'd have to stop it.
	And the second thing is you get to, I mean, the idea of the Freedom of Information Act was to get into the, these bureaucracies that were created as kind of standalone institutions that can do all kinds of damage.
	And the idea was to get in there and see what the hell's going on because you can't do, you can't otherwise find out.
	And, uh, or the CIA for that matter.
	And that was the idea.
	It wasn't to just snoop on Congress people, which I think would hurt the institution.
	Well, something's got to be done about this scandal.
	Yeah, something does have to be done.
	I don't know.
	And you know what?
	You know what?
	It ain't gonna happen.
	That's my thinking.
	Here's Paul Ryan's approach on this whole thing.
	This is Paul Ryan.
	There was the L Smith dinner, I think it was yesterday or the day before.
	It's one of these, it's like that correspondence thing, only it's a bunch of Catholics.
	Uh, celebrating Al Smith, who was the only Catholic that ran for president.
	Oh, is that why everyone dresses up in white tuxedos?
	No, no, no, they're all in, no, they're just dressed up, but they're not, just tuxes, but nothing special.
	So, so Ryan goes up, he's supposed to give the keynote, but what he does is he does like 30 minutes of stand-up.
	Was it any good?
	I got one good joke out of it and this is it.
	And John gave you a little sneak preview.
	Let the cat out of the bag on this.
	It's true.
	I once drove the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile, which basically meant that people were constantly laughing at me.
	It was perfect preparation for being in Congress.
	You know what we call the Wienermobile in Wisconsin?
	Thank you.
	A chick magnet.
	And it goes downhill from there.
	Oh God.
	But it was all material, you could tell it was written.
	These are not his gags.
	At least he didn't notice they were laughing at him and not with him.
	That's okay.
	Poor guy.
	Idiot.
	Well, I've got a couple of little things here.
	I can more than multiple clip items, which have a little deconstruction action.
	OK, let's start with ABC.
	And by the way, this report is pretty much when the ABC does a lot of these kinds of reports that none of the other networks either pick up on or they just make it short.
	ABC does it.
	And I always because of the nature of this particular story, I believe it's it has a function in the psyche of the brain.
	And this is the guy in Florida story.
	Uh, part one?
	Yes.
	For the alarming discovery during a raid of a Florida home, rifles, handguns, homemade bombs, and along with them, police say, aerial maps of schools in the area.
	A 24-year-old man taken into custody with no criminal history or record of mental health issues.
	And what's most alarming, they say, he was not on their radar.
	So this is a guy that would they...
	Three things in there.
	One is a stockpile of weapons, two is the map, and three is not on their radar.
	Right, and those are the three of the items.
	The other one is they had a couple bombs.
	He made some homemade bombs, supposedly.
	And he had some pictures of the school from aerial shots.
	And then the next clip, he has a note, but this not on their radar thing seems to be, I think, the message we're having here.
	Yes.
	And not on their radar, what does it mean?
	I can tell you what it means.
	What this part is about is the call for legislation on limiting the number of weapons you may possess or can buy, and that would be a radar screen that would blip if someone bought too many weapons.
	I think that's part of it, but I think when you start saying not on the radar and they make a big theme of it, Somebody's asking for more money.
	That's all it is.
	It's the FBI and everybody else wants more money.
	We've got to make sure everybody is on the radar.
	Yes, on the radar.
	Let's go on to part two.
	Here's ABC's Victor Akendo from Florida tonight.
	Tonight, a chilling find inside this Florida home.
	An arsenal of weapons allegedly belonging to this man, 24-year-old Randall Drake.
	He's got three bombs.
	A whole cadre of weapons.
	2,300 rounds of ammunition.
	Detectives executing a search warrant in a child's pornography investigation.
	Police say they found none, but they did discover 10 rifles, 8 handguns, 2 shotguns, more than 15 knives, a crossbow, and a baseball bat with nails, along with aerial photos of two nearby schools and a water treatment plant, and a note reading, I shall have my bloody revenge, and then the world will burn.
	Nice!
	That guy, we want him on the radar.
	Okay, now, yes.
	Two words I caught there.
	Two words.
	Okay.
	Arsenal and Cadre.
	Yeah, Arsenal.
	Now, they showed a picture of it.
	It was pretty minor.
	We, I know, personally know people with more guns than that.
	Sure.
	He had like two carbines and a couple, he didn't have much and he had these homemade bombs and I don't even know if that's what they were.
	And the thing, though, that kind of caught my attention on that clip was They had a search warrant for child porn.
	Well, you can't use a specific search warrant to just pick you up for anything.
	That's an illegal, I think this whole thing's illegal.
	I think he's going to get off.
	Interesting.
	Yeah, I didn't consider that.
	I think that'll be the reason.
	The search warrant wasn't for guns or... But once they're in, they can easily get a search warrant, you know, replaced or one just typed out.
	Well, I don't know.
	I think they... It's Florida.
	Yeah, that's true.
	I think this is just... I think this is a complete botch.
	There's guns in Florida?
	That's crazy!
	And I don't think that the idea, I think that you just get a lot of publicity for this and he's gonna get apparently a felony.
	I think part three explains it and we'll talk about a little bit.
	Everybody's always asking for the motivation, what's behind it.
	We don't know.
	He won't talk to us.
	Police arresting Drake who they say has no criminal history or record of mental health issues.
	They say he wasn't on their radar.
	It's reminiscent of what we saw recently in Las Vegas.
	That guy's a sleeper.
	Nobody knew anything about that guy.
	Today at the home where Drake lives with his parents, no answer.
	In the driveway, his car with the license plate reading Far Cry, which is also the name of a popular first-person shooter video game.
	Drake now facing two felony charges for those explosive devices.
	Drake has pleaded not guilty.
	He's being held for up to 72 hours at a mental health facility where they can decide to release him or keep him longer.
	A court date has not been set.
	David?
	Hmm.
	So he's a Far Cry guy.
	I don't know his license, but he lives at home in the basement.
	What is Far Cry?
	What is Far Cry?
	It's one of those role plays, one of those shoot-em-up video games.
	I don't know specifically, but if he's like one of these guys, I believe the note he wrote in the clip too was probably related to the game somehow.
	Oh, right.
	Make the world burn and all this stuff.
	And so he's like a gamer that's down in the basement, and yeah, he's got a few guns, big deal.
	They busted in there to bust him for child porn.
	How does that happen?
	I don't know.
	Out of the blue.
	This whole story is stakes to high heaven.
	It was a big sweeping operation the past couple of days.
	Yeah, I understand that, but they do that every so often, but why this guy?
	Oh, I don't know.
	That was not apparent from the journos reporting.
	They told us nothing.
	No, zero.
	They didn't even go into that.
	But I'll give you- I mean, the whole- this is a fake- this is, to me, is borderline fake news story.
	Unless this guy goes to jail, I don't think he will.
	This is an illegal search and seizure.
	Now, this is a Florida story, correct?
	Yeah.
	Oh, that makes sense.
	Bill introduced into the 115th Congress first session, Mr. Curbelo of Florida for himself and Mr. Multon introduced this bill, and so he is from Florida.
	It does not have a number yet, but it will be to amend Title 18 United States Code to prohibit the manufacture, possession, or transfer of any part or combination of parts That is designated and functions to in- that is designed and functions to increase the rate of fire of a semi-automatic rifle, but does not convert the semi-automatic rifle into a machine gun, and for other purposes.
	Yeah, bump stock.
	Bump stock, right.
	But you know, you can use a rubber band.
	So you cannot possess a rubber band.
	You can use a stick to do this.
	You can use a number two pencil to do this.
	You can use your finger and a spongy jacket to do this.
	You can do it completely without anything.
	Some of our producers send videos of them doing Basically, auto-firing just by knowing how to handle the weapon.
	Hold the rifle in a certain way by your hip, you can do it.
	It shall be unlawful for any person in or affecting interstate or foreign commerce to manufacture, possess, or transfer any part or combination of parts designed to function, and two, to manufacture, possess, or transfer any such part or combination of parts that have been shipped or transported in interstate or foreign commerce.
	It's just, uh, I'm okay with, uh, with what they're trying to do here, but they really got to work on the language.
	And this, this bans rubber bands.
	You could read it that way.
	Okay.
	How's the rubber band one work?
	It's just, it's just more of the same.
	You know, you put it on the, connected to the trigger and the trigger guard, and then it'll, you know, it'll bounce back and forth.
	It's all, it's all oscillation.
	In your own finger.
	I mean, if you can pull it fast enough.
	Here, pull my finger.
	If you can pull it fast enough.
	Yeah, you could.
	Technically, I don't know if you can get the speed you can get with the bump stock or just modifying the gun.
	Yeah.
	Alright, let's go to another...
	Big story that was this week, which was the drug, um, this nonsense.
	This is a great story to deconstruct.
	This is the drug, the opioid crisis.
	It was big story on, uh, on 60 minutes and apparently Trump watched it and they said, Oh, I picked the wrong guy for the drug czar.
	Cause he's part of this.
	It was the whole thing was a, was a, um, It was a hit piece to get this drug czar nomination killed for some reason.
	I guess somebody doesn't like this character, but I found nothing but there's huge flaws in this story and I'll try to Break out at least the main one.
	This is Drug Story on 60 Minutes.
	We ran on CBS News.
	Western Edition.
	Good evening.
	I'm Anthony Mason.
	Among the nearly 13 million people watching 60 Minutes last night was President Trump.
	And what he saw has him taking a second look at his nominee for drug czar, Pennsylvania Congressman Tom Marino.
	In that report, former DEA insider turned whistleblower Joseph Renazzisi accused drug distributors, aided by Congress and lobbyists, of fueling the opioid epidemic.
	Have a look.
	This map shows drug overdose deaths in 1999.
	in 1999.
	And this 16 years later in 2015, when opioid deaths alone topped 33,000.
	Bill Whitaker has more now from this joint investigation by 60 Minutes and The Washington Post. - I'm lost.
	This is an industry that's out of control.
	It allowed millions and millions of drugs to go into bad pharmacies and doctor's offices that distributed them out to people.
	These companies are a big reason for this epidemic.
	Yeah, absolutely.
	in Kermit, West Virginia, a town of just 392 people, ordered nine million hydrocodone pills over two years. - These companies are a big reason for this epidemic. - Absolutely they are.
	And I can tell you with 100% accuracy that we were in there on multiple occasions trying to get them to change their behavior and they just flat out ignored us.
	And then... Yeah, I, you know, I saw parts of this report and, you know, as you're sitting there with your mouth agape, thinking, it makes nothing but sense.
	It's just like, you know, what used to be Canal Street.
	You got Chanel bags.
	They're actually Chanel bags, some of them.
	Just from, you know, the back door of the factory.
	Yeah.
	This is really... and everyone's so afraid to take these guys on and talk about it.
	I'm amazed 60 Minutes is doing this.
	Well, as the report continues, there's something fishy about the whole thing, the way they're doing it.
	Are they setting someone up?
	One particular person?
	Like, they got Scarelli?
	Scarelli's in jail, you know, like the douchebag for raising the price.
	We'll get another Patsy.
	There's this element, and the element I want to point out as you play the next clip, so you can be kind of aware of what you're going to hear, is like giving away the plot.
	If you heard the DEA guy here, in this clip here, this is what got me.
	First, they have the map of 1999 to 2015.
	There's no law that's been passed.
	There's no law that's been passed.
	They passed the law, and they say, oh, this law is going to ruin.
	We're not going to be able to do our jobs anymore at the DEA.
	But right now, all of everything they're showing us, no law has been passed.
	The thing is out of control in 2015.
	And then this DEA guy comes on and he says, oh, I can tell you with any uses the words 100% accuracy that we know about these guys.
	We've gone in there trying to tell them to change their ways and they just ignored us.
	Really?
	That's what that clip just had.
	Yeah, no, I'm just saying, really?
	Yeah, really.
	And so, OK, and now this law is passed and you're bitching because They're taking away your powers which apparently you haven't used in the 1999 to 2015 period and you haven't used when you went in there and told them to change their ways and they just ignored you?
	It's ridiculous!
	So let's play clip 2.
	And then there was Congress.
	A bill introduced in the House by Pennsylvania Congressman Tom Marino was promoted as a way to ensure that patients had access to the pain medication they needed.
	Jonathan Novak, who worked in the DEA's legal office, says what the bill really did was strip the agency of its ability to immediately freeze suspicious shipments of prescription narcotics to keep the drugs off U.S.
	streets.
	They're toothless.
	I don't know how they stopped this now.
	It's a very sad state of affairs.
	So in other words, we just heard in clip one that they haven't been able to do crap.
	And now they're bitching, oh, this new law is making it so we won't be able to do crap.
	Well, you haven't done crap at all.
	And I don't understand when they put this report together, the way they, CBS is great at this.
	You don't notice this discrepancy in what is being said and then the actual facts that are being presented.
	They're presenting the facts.
	It's subtle, but they're good.
	They're really good, but once you catch the idea that, look at how bad it's gotten out of control in 2015.
	These guys either haven't been doing their jobs, they can't do their jobs, there's some corruption involved, or who knows what.
	Whatever the case, it hasn't been happening now, so why is it going to get worse?
	I'll take corruption for $300.
	Let's see what they say in clip three.
	It's a very sad state of affairs.
	Last year, the bill was presented to Congress and passed both houses through unanimous consent with no recorded votes.
	Without objection, the bill was read a third time and passed.
	I just don't understand why Congress would pass a bill that strips us of our authority in the height of an opioid epidemic.
	In places like Congressman Marino's district.
	I was a prosecutor and a United States attorney.
	Congressman Marino has been nominated to be the next drug czar.
	What was your reaction when you heard that?
	A total disbelief.
	The bill was bad.
	Him being the drug czar is a lot worse.
	Today, President Trump said he's going to, quote, look into Moreno's nomination.
	If I think it's 1% negative to what we want to do, he said, I'll make a change.
	The Healthcare Distribution Alliance issued a statement today saying it recognizes the opioid epidemic as a national crisis.
	It goes on to say, greater clarity, dialogue, and collaboration with the DEA will strengthen our ability to effectively combat prescription drug abuse.
	But tonight, this legislation stands, and the DEA says its hands are tied.
	Anthony?
	So, Bill, what are the implications of this then?
	Well, Anthony, the implications are that millions of pills still are ending up in bad pharmacies, and distributors now have very little to worry that the DEA will shut them down.
	Bill Whitaker of 60 Minutes, thanks for being with us.
	Oh, no, no, I get it!
	This is actually a commercial!
	They're telling everybody where to get the stuff!
	I would almost agree with you, but I'm still of the opinion, and since the Washington Post contributed to this story, and CBS is a CIA broadcasting system, that this is a story designed to promote the heroin and mitigate this OxyContin stuff.
	I don't think they got a piece of that action.
	Yeah.
	That is debatable.
	But they still have to go over to the fentanyl.
	But they still have to go over to the fentanyl because they're not in that game.
	Well, the fentanyl's not getting... Anyway, there's a fourth clip here I want to play.
	But the fentanyl is also getting in now into the cocaine supply.
	Ah.
	Yeah.
	Which is causing issues.
	And I think there's something... Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
	They're cutting cocaine with fentanyl now?
	That's the latest news I've heard.
	Yeah.
	Oh, man.
	People are gonna die.
	We're dying like the dropping dead all the time.
	Yeah, but not from... Alright, so let's go back to this thing as kind of a funny presentation that's kind of scammish and it has... we don't... I can't tell you the basis for what they're really up to whether it's to push heroin or get this stuff off the streets or promote it like a commercial like you just said.
	But there's a little kicker.
	Now, the second part, they go into a second part on this, and they go to Congress, and they go to Claremont McCaskill, and they go to one after one woman, and a guy after the other, and they say, ask them, oh, we didn't know this bill was terrible.
	We have to revoke it.
	We have to do this.
	We have to, you know, they're all bent out of shape because the publicity on the 60 Minutes show put them all, you know, as targets.
	And then at the very end of going from congressman to congresswoman and back and forth, they play this little kicker.
	This little kicker at the end, which really, I think, maybe triggered my skepticism about this entire piece, maybe just being a hit job on Marino, something to embarrass Trump again because he picked the guy.
	Not sure.
	But this little kicker at the end, to me, just kills the story.
	Many lawmakers are still trying to understand why DEA dropped its initial opposition to the bill.
	That would have ensured a lot more scrutiny before a vote.
	And it's a sign, Anthony, that even some in law enforcement may not have realized how much this law would tie DEA's hands.
	Nancy Cordes at the Capitol.
	Okay.
	The DEA dropped its opposition to the bill and now they're the ones complaining.
	Come on.
	What is going on with this?
	I'm going to stick with advertising.
	No, I don't think so.
	I'm just not buying the advertising thing for this stuff.
	Anything else, but this is killing people left and right.
	It's not, I'm not, no.
	So, but this still can change.
	Can they not go back and change this?
	Oh, they're going to pull this.
	They're going to pull the bill because they got embarrassed.
	All right.
	All right.
	Hmm.
	Well, before we thank our final list of producers who supported us on today's, for today's show specifically, episode 9 or 7-5, I'd like to thank Sir Peep Slayer of the Mojave Wasteland.
	You may have seen this, he sent me a magazine from 1990 where I was on the cover.
	Yeah, I tweeted it out.
	I saw a picture of it.
	If you look at that picture, it's very interesting because, you know, it's me with some model.
	And I don't remember the shoot or the magazine.
	I remember the model because I remember saying, your teeth are too tiny, your gums are too big.
	For a model.
	But at the bottom of the magazine... See, you're the one on thin ice.
	Go on.
	At the bottom of the magazine cover, there was a little caption, The Russians are coming!
	It was just, there was so much goodness in that magazine cover, which he actually found it on eBay, he sent it to me, he said, I'd really love for you to autograph it, send it back, so I did that.
	And as a kicker for me, he gave me two jars of his prickly pear cactus fruit, which is an outstanding product.
	And then, uh, and I have permission from him to tweet this out today.
	I'll do that later on.
	Uh, his daughter Harper drew a picture of us.
	And it's a beautiful picture.
	It's in the morning from Harper.
	Has a little smiley face with heart eyes.
	How old is Harper?
	I think she's quite young.
	And there's a picture of me.
	And I appear to be shaking.
	Maybe that's my Tourette's.
	It has like a no agenda cloud.
	And then you, John.
	And you are pointing at an ant.
	Because she loves... She loves the I've got ants.
	Ants.
	Yeah.
	That's that is the next generation of no agenda listeners, everybody.
	I'm very proud of it.
	And luckily, we have this value for value model.
	You've heard how many people are participating in it.
	And that is very good for had we taken the advertising route, according to the just released Nielsen podcast insights, a marketer's guide to podcasting.
	We would have some trouble with the only categories that seem to be working for making money.
	There are three products that overshadow all advertising on podcasts.
	Would you like to guess which three they are?
	Well... I'll give you a hint.
	They all start with a B. They all start with a B?
	Mm-hmm.
	Well, I'm gonna have to go with B stuff then.
	I would say... Is butts one of them?
	No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, There are three products they say work if you advertise those three products on podcasts.
	Oh yeah, the products.
	I thought you meant podcasts.
	No, the three products.
	Okay, I got it, I got it, I got it.
	I got three products.
	With a B. With a B. Beds.
	No.
	What do you mean?
	Well, no, because no, I had this.
	No, I'm looking at the report.
	Okay, okay, wait, wait, wait.
	Beer.
	That is one of them, yes!
	Okay, beer, uh, see, beer, bread, blanket, um...
	Uh, beer.
	Beer, b-b-b... I-I don't know the other two.
	Okay, I'll give you number two.
	Bottled water!
	What?
	Yes, bottled water.
	I never would have guessed that.
	And the third.
	One more with a B. I don't know.
	Baby food.
	What?
	Yeah, can you just imagine?
	Hi, I'm Adam Curry for the No Agenda podcast.
	You have a baby?
	Yes, I have a baby, and whenever I feed my baby, I feed my baby baby food.
	How about you, John?
	How's, uh... Oh, Gerbers.
	How's the adorable doing?
	Oh yeah, he's got to shove some baby food in his mouth the other day.
	I'm gonna show my support by donating to No Agenda.
	Imagine all the people who could do that.
	Oh, yeah, that'd be fun.
	All right, let's thank the rest of our fine producers who helped us get this show off the ground.
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	This is interesting.
	These all came in at the same time.
	Two is checks.
	I think all three, maybe.
	52.32 from Depeer.
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	I don't know.
	I found that odd.
	I'm getting...
	It's a new trend.
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	First donation after three years of listening.
	Ah, thank you.
	Welcome to the family.
	You should give her a de-douche.
	You've been de-douched.
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	I think he's being knighted.
	So we'll give him a chance.
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	I'll do that in a moment for everybody.
	Resist We Much.
	Uh, and, uh, we've done a lot of Resist We Much, but how about we do the, uh, Ever Hated Yoko Great Gig in the Sky mashup?
	Yes.
	Is this it?
	No.
	Sorry, that's not it.
	Yeah, I think it is.
	No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
	No, I think, uh, this is the one.
	Here we go.
	Ah, yes.
	I can feel it swelling up already.
	Sometimes you just gotta go back to it to remember how good it really all was!
	Yoko.
	That was some weird shit.
	you You know, I'm thinking about this every time I hear her, and I'm wondering if someday in the future she gets recognized as an incredibly great artist.
	And I'm saying that, I'm saying this for the following reason.
	When modern art first hit the scene, it was taking on all kinds of different forms and styles, and it went every which way.
	And something came along, popularized by Jackson Pollock, Called Gesturalism.
	Where you would just slop this paint around and use your gestures that made the art.
	Virtue Singalism.
	I think...
	I think that this is what we're seeing with Yoko.
	So instead of ridiculing her like we do constantly when she sings, I think maybe we should at least think about the possibility that we're making fools of ourselves.
	I am convinced that she will be seen not only as a great artist, I believe she already is seen as that by many, but truly the inspiration behind not just John Lennon, but The Beatles in general.
	I guarantee you that is what we will hear.
	And I think that something about her and Pink Floyd really works.
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	Wow, everybody.
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	You're not quite done with this yet.
	We have a number of knights.
	Oh god.
	And dames.
	And... I'm gonna get up and stretch.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, there you go.
	Good idea.
	Why don't you do that?
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	He's turning 26 tomorrow.
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	She celebrated yesterday.
	And Gavin Bowd will be celebrating his birthday on the 28th of October.
	Happy birthday to everybody here at the Best Podcast in the Universe!
	Don't gather around douchebags, producers and slaves.
	Is we all thank your brothers and sisters who gave.
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	For the titles are a-changing.
	Yes, title change is done.
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	Nuts!
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	Congratulations and thank you for supporting your best podcast in the universe.
	I'm not talking about you, you stupid Amazon thing.
	Blade time, Johnny boy.
	Okay.
	Blade.
	Okay, I'll take that.
	Woo!
	We got a list!
	I'm not going to ask you to step up individually.
	I'm just going to start doing all the nightings as we go along.
	So here we go!
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	Where's my music?
	There we go.
	More music please.
	Norman Lorraine!
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	Where's my music?
	There we go.
	More music.
	Norman Lorraine.
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	Lonnie Webb, Sir Mount.
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	Make sure I didn't miss anything here.
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	He becomes a Baronet.
	Charles Prestia, Sir Graham Knight of Delaware.
	No, we got him.
	Make sure I didn't miss anything here.
	Yes.
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	I said that.
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	And for you hookers and blow rent boys in Chardonnay!
	I had one other one to do.
	Long rips and booty bitches and mutton and mead.
	There we go.
	I'm done.
	Thank you.
	All right.
	Woo!
	You can take the rest of the day off.
	Just let me do one more.
	I'm sure that I missed someone.
	There we go.
	Okay.
	Nailed it.
	If anybody has any, you know, some baked goods, we got baked goods, we expect a few.
	Yeah, we do.
	Let us know.
	I'm a little parched.
	Nailed it.
	Nailed it.
	Let me see.
	What do we have?
	Oh, I have a great PSA.
	Great PSA.
	Another group trying to get rid of the president.
	This is Tom Steyer.
	Is he not a billionaire?
	Oh yeah, this is being talked about.
	Isn't he a billionaire?
	He's some rich guy with more money than brains.
	Here is his impeached Trump PSA.
	He's brought us to the brink of nuclear war.
	Obstructed justice at the FBI.
	An indirect violation of the Constitution.
	He's taken money from foreign governments and threatened to shut down news organizations that report the truth.
	If that isn't a case for impeaching and removing a dangerous president, then what has our government become?
	I'm Tom Steyer, and like you, I'm a citizen who knows it's up to us to do something.
	It's why I'm funding this effort to raise our voices together, and demand that elected officials take a stand on impeachment.
	A Republican Congress once impeached a president for far less.
	Yet today, people in Congress and his own administration know that this president is a clear and present danger, who's mentally unstable and armed with nuclear weapons.
	And they do nothing.
	Join us.
	And tell your member of Congress that they have a moral responsibility to stop doing what's political and start doing what's right.
	Our country depends on it.
	For far less felony perjury?
	What felonies has Trump committed?
	I have no idea.
	But I love the music.
	I love the urgency of it all.
	Oh, darling, thank you so much.
	Didn't seem that urgent.
	Keep going.
	I love you.
	The guy's gonna drop $10 million on this campaign.
	Oh, that's not enough.
	Go feed the poor, man.
	There's people in Oakland living in tents.
	Do something real with your money.
	With poop!
	Dying of poop!
	I mean, geez, I mean, there's plenty of things that you can do with $10 million besides just nonsense public service announcements.
	Yeah.
	But I have a little public service announcement of my own.
	Well, I'm not taking my phone into the toilet anymore.
	And I've just become so aware of this, you know, of the amount of poop.
	Oh, it's unbelievable the numbers that you get on that phone.
	And someone sent me an article, which is from the International Association for Food Protection.
	And you know, I do the shopping pretty much every single day.
	I like to cook, you know, I cook at least three, four times a week.
	But the bacterial contamination of shopping carts, that is something that is unbelievable.
	Well, that's why they have those wipes.
	Yeah, but that's not going to kill E. coli.
	That has to be burned at 452 degrees or whatever.
	You have to have steel melts.
	That's true.
	You told me that yourself.
	It has to be extremely high temperature for... I don't believe that.
	Wow, you confirmed it last time we talked about it.
	You're talking about Hepatitis B and now you're talking about E. coli.
	You're mixing it up.
	I didn't use the word E. coli.
	You used it.
	No, you just used E. coli.
	Oh, I didn't mean to say that.
	I'm sorry.
	I don't know why I said that.
	Uh, because you just went shopping?
	No, but just the amount of... Okay, my point is that... I'm with you.
	I'm just saying you dropped E. coli in there so it was part of the conversation.
	I have no idea though why I did that.
	Maybe I'm tired.
	I have no idea.
	You think?
	It could happen.
	But they have the, now what was the number that is, 10 is a pass and you're... No, no, three.
	Three?
	It's supposed to be three.
	But what is, what is the unit?
	What, what unit of what?
	I don't know.
	It's a coliform measurement.
	Yeah.
	Colony forming units.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Coliforms.
	Okay.
	So you had three is what they say.
	It's okay.
	Even though when I was doing that testing, it was zero.
	It was no, zero was the, was the, was the baseline.
	You're not supposed to have any.
	Yeah.
	And then 10 is what there's on most phones.
	Yeah.
	Which means that they're contaminated.
	10.
	And then 10 is contaminated.
	And so then you have the average phone of people who crap in the toilet and bring their phone in there at a hundred and what?
	Twenty thousand.
	A hundred and ten thousand.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	So it's outrageous.
	Well, you know what's on the show.
	I won't even touch my daughter's phone anymore.
	Or Mimi's.
	I won't touch anybody's phone.
	Do you know what the shopping cart has in coliform units?
	Oh, I can't imagine.
	It must be outrageous.
	$7,259.
	Well, that's not as bad as a phone.
	No, but, you know... That's high.
	It's high, yeah.
	I think that's how you get Hepatitis B. I thought it was A. B or A?
	Is it A or B?
	The one floating... Oh, A. A, yes.
	The Hepatitis A is floating around as poop.
	And you might as well just give yourself, if you lick that shopping cart, you're guaranteed to get hepatitis A. And how many, and how many times have you seen a person experiencing homelessness with a shopping cart?
	Boom!
	Ha!
	Boom count two!
	It's four according to you.
	I was, I was giving you grades.
	Yeah, you're right.
	That's a great point.
	It's scary, but yeah.
	All right.
	I'm thinking a product.
	Okay.
	A product.
	You can buy those little neoprene gloves.
	Yeah.
	By the box.
	But they should have no agenda on them.
	That'd be great.
	Neoprene.
	No agenda.
	No agenda gloves.
	How cool would that be?
	Also handy if you know your buddy has a bullet wound and you need to fix him up.
	Yeah.
	Or you want to check somebody for something.
	All right.
	I've got one kind of humorous clip I could save to the end.
	Yeah.
	Uh, I got my AFD moving into Germany.
	Essen report was quite interesting.
	It's in Germany.
	The AFD is getting a lot of support.
	Here's what I'd like to do.
	Here's what I'd like to do.
	I'd like to do AFD report.
	Then I will give you my, uh, Dr. Steve Pachandic notes on the Vegas, uh, shooting.
	Okay.
	And then you can end with your humorous clip and, uh, then we'll all go to sleep.
	Just a thought.
	This AFD thing, I might want to push it off because it's kind of long, isn't it?
	Well, look, we had a rather long donation segment.
	I still want to give people a show.
	Yeah, I know, but we don't want to bore people stiff with this show.
	Okay, let's play the AFD.
	Okay, no setup.
	Just play it.
	Yet it was a triumph for the right-wing populist party, the AFD.
	Our reporter visited Essen, a city in western Germany, and showed us how the long-time social democratic stronghold was swiftly ousted by the AFD.
	The city of Essen is this politician's hometown.
	But since the German election, Karl-Heinz Enderschat, a social democrat, says he doesn't recognize it.
	In the past, his party usually won an easy majority, but this time just 28%.
	Many of Enderschat's neighbors told him they were voting for the far-right AFD party.
	They said we come from a family that's always voted SPD, but we voted AFD because we felt we needed to send a strong signal.
	We have to win back these voters.
	If we just sit around another four years, that's not going to happen.
	Endrushat is at pains to find out how to get his constituents back in his camp, at least in the industrial city of Essen.
	Even in his neighborhood pub, he runs into AFD sympathizers.
	I would have voted for the AFD, too.
	But you know what?
	I threw away my ballot paper.
	And that was it.
	The police don't even dare to get out of their car at our local rail station, although there's two of them.
	In Essen, crime is rising, unemployment is at 11%, 40% of the residents are migrants, and the city is broke.
	There's little the municipal government can do to solve these problems, as the far right makes inroads into what was once a social democrat bastion.
	Yet the industrial Ruhr Valley is often touted as a model for successful integration of hundreds of thousands of foreigners who were once known as guest workers.
	At an anti-racism rally in Essen, Germans and migrants are protesting against the rise of the AFD.
	Many migrants are concerned.
	The AFD will try to stop us holding events like this, supporting integration and against racism.
	That will increase tension.
	And this tension will influence how the residents coexist together.
	It will be a negative influence.
	The AFD's members celebrated their triumph at a party in Berlin on Sunday.
	Alright, so what are they?
	There's kind of the conservative... Yeah, the Republicans of Germany.
	Kind of, yeah.
	Or more like alt-right.
	Right-wingers.
	Hitler!
	Hitler!
	Well, this is the big problem because they do have this Hitler...
	Contingent.
	And they're trying to get out of it.
	One guy was bitching about how, you know, if you become a member of this party, they start hitting you over the head with a swastika.
	You're a Nazi or a creep.
	You're horrible.
	Right.
	And so they have nothing but trouble making inroads as nationalists.
	Because nationalism is, you know, verboten because it's considered to be fascism and it's not.
	It's going to be interesting to see how this works itself out.
	But they're having squabbles within their ranks.
	But it's not as though we're not seeing squabbles within the ranks of, like, for example, the Democrat Party here.
	In fact, there is this little sub-clip you can play, which is the DNC shake-up, and get that out of the way.
	Oh yeah, good.
	NBC is reporting a shakeup inside the Democratic National Committee has ousted some longtime officials over their opposition to DNC Chair Tom Perez.
	The shakeup is part of an ongoing struggle between the insurgent progressive wing of the DNC, fueled by Vermont Senator Bernie Sanders, and the DNC's more centrist wing, which Perez represents.
	Among those ousted, James Zogby, head of the Arab American Institute, prominent Sanders supporter, and Barbara Kaspar-Cypherstein, the first transgender member of the DNC.
	Oh, it's going to be a great season.
	Oh yeah, they're kicking ass and taking names.
	It's going to be fantastic.
	It's going to be fantastic, yes.
	Well.
	All right.
	You're up.
	Yeah, hold on.
	Let me lower the periscope for a second.
	I can't stand anymore.
	I have the standing desk.
	I've just got to... Down periscope!
	Down periscope.
	One bubble.
	Okay.
	One bubble.
	So, Steve Pchenik, who was a famous hostage negotiator, did hostage negotiations for Iran.
	The Americans were held hostage there.
	He's been around.
	He has quite the impressive resume.
	Oh yeah.
	And it doesn't mean he's not crazy or kooky.
	I do like him very much.
	I think he's very interesting to talk to.
	And after we talked for a bit, the catalyst for the conversation was General Kelly and his debunking of what the President did or did not say to the Gold Star family members.
	Right.
	Which I thought was very moving.
	Um, but it's so easy for people to mock that.
	You know, I don't know combat.
	I don't know what it's like to fight anywhere.
	I have no idea what that's like.
	I have no idea what it's like to lose a child.
	But mainly, I don't know what it's like to fight for the country.
	I just don't know.
	Now, my family comes from a long, long, long line of people who fought overtly and covertly.
	So I have a little bit of understanding.
	But it's very easy for, it's very hurtful, I think, the way people approach that topic.
	So that was kind of the genesis of the conversation, and eventually I got to ask my questions.
	I asked about JFK, we talked about the Hollywood pedo-bear situation, and I said, you know, you claim, and you've written, and I saw you on the Infowars gang over there, saying that Vegas was a false flag, no one got killed.
	And he says, yes, and I stick to that.
	Uh, so I really only had a few, and I did, and I, out of respect, I went down the rabbit hole, because why, I mean, it's easy to say, that's crazy.
	Um, he is really convinced that no one was, uh, killed by any sniper fire.
	Uh, he says, everything he says, there's so much missing, there's so many, uh, it's just too much to mention.
	Um...
	And that he feels that it was really lame of certainly the local Las Vegas officials just for a few million dollars to participate in this scam.
	He feels that President Trump is completely complicit and knew about it and he's very disappointed.
	I'm just quoting from him now.
	He said, I thought we were done with that crap when Obama pulled Sandy Hook.
	He said that was for gun legislation.
	He said, well, Steve, why?
	To what end?
	To what end?
	His answer was surprising and I've not been, I've not, and I, this is now three days, almost three days, I've been trying to find this information.
	So producers pay attention.
	Here's where you can help.
	He says that the Vegas false flag was, uh, enacted and of course bungled because he feels that they're all idiots.
	He said, they don't know what they're doing.
	They don't even know how to do a good false flag, idiot morons.
	Hire Steve.
	Um, He says it's because during the, which is now playing out, the trial of the families and survivors of 9-11 are suing Saudi Arabia because of the release of the 28 pages, which got very little M5M play.
	We talked about it.
	It was released on a Friday under cover of all kinds of other stuff.
	But there are billions of dollars in lawsuits now being generated.
	And apparently, and this is what I can't find, The Saudi government or the royal family started making noise by saying, uh, you know what?
	You better get your story straight because it was, it was actually your own government.
	It was your own government at the highest levels who did 9-11.
	And that had to be stopped.
	And that is, according to Pachanik, the reason for the distraction of the Vegas false flag.
	I cannot find this information.
	And I didn't want to go back to the well and ask him just yet.
	I just want to see if we can find it.
	I haven't heard this either.
	Yes, and he implicates the typical gang.
	Bush, Cheney, Giuliani, everyone involved.
	Now, so then I kind of go down the false flag rabbit hole with him, and I will say that there is one video where some guy, who knows who he is, is running around going from so-called body to body checking their pulse.
	Have you seen that video?
	It's not on YouTube.
	You gotta go to LiveLeak to find it, I'm sure.
	And he's checking their pulse in a very odd way, and you don't hear... It's really what's missing.
	I don't hear screaming, hysterics, people crying, people yelling, people groaning.
	And I actually hear people say, EMT here!
	EMT over here!
	I don't think anyone says that in that situation.
	The ambulance!
	Doctor!
	Anything!
	Help!
	So there's a lot missing from it, but by coincidence, you and I had a separate email about obituaries and we were looking at an obituary and it's that legacy.com is an interesting website because it has, it's kind of like an archive.org.
	What did you know what that is?
	Legacy.org?
	I think it's a thing where people can store stuff there.
	I'm not sure.
	Yeah.
	Well, I was looking for obituaries of victims of the shooting and you really can't find any.
	There's one.
	There's one guy, uh, I have his name somewhere.
	It's in the show notes.
	And, uh, and there's just no obituary.
	The only obituary that's in there is, coincidentally, was published in the Las Vegas Review Journal, which was purchased not too long ago by Shelly Adelson.
	And this brings me to the other point.
	Pchenik, a Jew, so he can say it, He says, you know, it's the damn Jews there.
	He says, they are doing crazy stuff.
	He says, go look at the ownership.
	Look who owns MGM.
	They're the ones that are doing this.
	And they're increasing anti-Semitism around the world because of the actions they are taking.
	Take that for what it is.
	That's just what he said to me.
	He says, these prominent Jews in the foreground that has to stop, particularly when they're involved in all kinds of shenanigans.
	Are you sure it was Kochenik and not Brother Nathaniel you were talking to?
	I know, it's crazy!
	But this is... I'm just relaying it.
	I can't wait to do the interview, because I can get him to talk easily about this stuff.
	Yeah, we'll do an interview with him for sure.
	Here's the stuff... I'm of the opinion that the... I'm more of the opinion of the real conspiracy theories.
	And I don't believe there was no...
	There was it was a false flag of any sort.
	I mean, it's ridiculous instead of rock concert.
	I mean, it doesn't make any sense to even set that up the whole thing.
	And we do have feet on the ground who have seen or know about people that have worked in the ER.
	And we have seen and I've seen plenty of videos showing people that were injured, bleeding.
	And so it's not like.
	It's not like where you see nothing.
	I know.
	Look, when I see video of anything, I'm not a believer.
	I'm just not.
	Yeah, well, we have people that... I watch movies, I see people's heads being blown off with shotguns.
	I know it's not real.
	It looked damn real.
	I don't care.
	I'm not defending him.
	But before you go, let me finish.
	Let me finish the rabbit hole and then I want to hear what you think.
	Because there's two more pieces here.
	If you're of conspiratorial thinking and you go and look for obituaries, which are virtually non-existent.
	I see no local stories.
	No one, you know, who was, you know, was killed.
	And we have a memorial.
	You can't find it.
	Find it for me.
	Send it to me.
	I'd love to see it.
	What we do find is three Four, I think.
	Victims who survived.
	One is this guy who was shot in the head and, you know, he has this unbelievable video of where you see a bullet or something on the back of his head, so a bullet grazed him.
	There's the woman, girl, young woman in San Diego who was in a coma and she woke up.
	And then there's one or two others, but here's what's interesting.
	Every single one of those victims who did not die, who were severely wounded, of the four that I could find, have a GoFundMe account.
	And the GoFundMe thing, I thought was very interesting, where the sheriff immediately came out with a GoFundMe for the victims.
	It was day one.
	You remember that?
	John?
	Yeah.
	Yeah, I remember that.
	But that's not typical.
	It's just not typical.
	But I was just thinking, if it were a false flag, if you had crisis actors, let's say maybe these people are designated as such.
	They get the media attention, and they get a GoFundMe, and in every single case, one guy, his goal was $25,000.
	He got $26,000.
	The girl who was in a coma, her goal, $500,000.
	She got $557,000.
	Everybody makes their money plus almost an equal percentage.
	And then if you look at these big donors, it's like $5,000 from Anonymous, $5,000 from some odd LLC.
	You know, you could say that that would be a great way to whitewash or to get people paid off if it were a false flag.
	Then the GoFundMe is a very interesting way to do that.
	Well, it's very creative, if true.
	I'm more inclined to ignore all that because of the circumstances that we've been presented with, which includes this being at a concert.
	And I'm more inclined to go with the thesis that this guy, who sent me a video of this guy doing the analysis of the reports of the gun, saying that there were two or three snipers, he identified three places, that this was a terrorist attack that nobody wants to reveal.
	ISIS took credit for it.
	Could also be true.
	So I don't know.
	I'm more inclined to believe that because of the nature of what we've been seeing with these, with, because there's an underlying thesis that the FBI, this guy, and we've heard this before, that this character worked for the FBI and he was like one of these guys moving guns.
	Much like Fast and Furious, if you remember that scam, which was presented before Congress, and the FBI to this day has never come up with the documents explaining any of it after congressional hearings.
	In fact, Holder had to quit the office and they were going to indict some of the FBI guys for not providing any evidence of these gun running that we did with the Mexican cartels.
	I'm much more inclined to believe that something like that happened than I am that it's just a complete bunch of bullcrap.
	With Sandy Hook, you could make the argument because you never saw anything.
	You never saw a bullet hole.
	You never saw anything.
	And we played the 9-1-1 call, which everyone refused to play because it was too graphic.
	It wasn't graphic at all.
	The Sandy Hook School, at the time of the shooting, so-called shooting, had actually been closed down due to asbestos for several months.
	I'd never looked at that angle, but... So, let me ask you.
	Why would Pchenik say this?
	Why?
	If he doesn't, if he, why?
	Is he certifiably crazy?
	I think he's a path.
	I don't know him, and I don't want to insult him.
	No.
	I know there's a lot of people out there that are pathological liars who have to, and the giveaway in my case is that he seems to have the answer to every imaginable question you ask him, which, has he ever come up with a blank and say, I don't know?
	Has he ever said, I don't know to you?
	Yes, yes, yes.
	Under what circumstance?
	Well, it was in the same conversation.
	Um, when he, when we were talking about, you know, the military and, you know, how they're just invading everywhere, uh, you know, and Syria and Iraq, just invading everywhere.
	Just whatever we can do to invade, invade, invade, invade.
	I said, to what end?
	Why are they doing it?
	He said, that's really a good question.
	Just because it's there.
	And I said, you mean like job security?
	He said, yeah, you could look at it as job security, but just because that's what they do.
	He really didn't have an answer.
	Well, that's not the circumstance I'm looking for for that sort of response.
	Well, what kind of question did I come up with?
	You have a specific answer.
	When you asked about the pedo bears in Hollywood, you had an answer.
	Yes.
	Yeah.
	There's a couple of things you're supposed to ask him that were on a list that we put together.
	I don't know what you've asked and I don't want to bring it up on the show.
	But, um, I don't know.
	I would just be skeptical.
	How do you know?
	Here's the other thing.
	How do you know?
	I know this is sounding stupid because people say, well, you seem to know a lot about this and you know a lot about that and you can be well educated and know a lot about certain things.
	Yeah, I know my music.
	But this is really all extremely obscure and wide ranging.
	He's old enough.
	Maybe, yeah, maybe he's got his Who does he hang out with?
	He must hang out with a bunch of spies.
	I mean, I just do not see... I'll ask him that.
	Who do you hang out with?
	He's gotta hang out with somebody to get all the scoops on all this stuff.
	Yeah.
	I don't know.
	Well, you and I will come up with some more things to discuss with him.
	It's very perplexing because if you look at his Wikipedia, look at his resume, it's like if this guy, who has a very impressive resume, if he's nuts, well then we're completely doomed.
	Everybody in government is nuts.
	Well, here's the problem I have with his resume.
	I know a lot of people have done a lot of things and they've done many accomplishments.
	The resume is never this detailed on an older man.
	He's not looking for a job.
	Why is this resume going to such great?
	I mean, I've never seen anything like it.
	We've talked about a mutual friend of ours who has a resume like this, and it makes no sense.
	He's got things in there like the mutual friend of ours will have things in there.
	I was once the hall monitor in the sixth grade.
	You know, there's kind of details that who cares if you were the hall monitor in the sixth grade or president of your class in the seventh grade and all the rest of these kinds of crazy details that goes on for pages and pages.
	When I see that, I'm always I'm always taking up a little bit of back.
	Most people, this again reminds me of all the badges that Petraeus used to wear when you compare it to Eisenhower.
	And my guy, Agent Orange, is meeting with Petraeus Monday in D.C.
	So we'll find out more soon what's going on with him.
	Oh, good.
	Yeah.
	We got cool producers.
	Just make sure that you keep me on the straight and narrow, John.
	If I start responding to somewhere over the rainbow, then, you know, I'm in trouble.
	I think it's that little laugh.
	Maybe that's got something to do with it.
	Uh oh.
	Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe Let's go.
	This is a visual.
	You have to imagine this situation.
	This is the recent airline mishap on the flight from Australia to Bali that got, I guess, the plane decompressed and, you know, things are flying around.
	Oh, and they had a decompression event?
	Yeah, and bad news.
	Yeah, very bad news.
	And but you have to when they get out of the store, and they put the microphone of one of the one of the customers, one of the people on the plane, I think If you can just visualize what was going on, you'll love it.
	145 passengers aboard an AirAsia flight from Perth, Australia to Bali got the fright of their lives yesterday when the Airbus A320 lost cabin pressure.
	Oxygen mass dropped and the jet descended nearly 24,000 feet in just nine minutes.
	Passengers claim the crew made it worse by panicking.
	One of the stewardesses was running down the aisle screaming, put your belts on, put your belts on, tighten your oxygen mask.
	The jet landed safely back in Perth.
	The airline blamed a technical issue.
	A glitch!
	Yeah, I'd say that is a technical issue.
	I just love the stewardess running down the aisle screaming.
	That's confidence building.
	Makes you feel groovy.
	Jiggle the handle, baby!
	That'll fix it.
	Or as we say in air traffic control... Alright everybody!
	10th anniversary!
	Thursday.
	Be there.
	noagendashow.com Thank you everybody for pre-celebrating with us.
	We got that great two-for-deal.
	Bog off.
	And...
	Uh, that is also, uh, what is it, uh, 26 is, uh, oh, JFK Day!
	Ah, it's gonna be fantastic!
	Yeah, the, the, the information comes out.
	Yes, Addison's disease.
	Well, everybody, thank you.
	Coming to you from downtown Austin, Texas, here in the Common Law condo in the 5x9 Cluedio.
	In the morning, everybody, I'm Adam Curry.
	And from Northern Silicon Valley, also Northern California, I'm John C. Dvorak.
	We will return on Thursday right here on the same No Agenda Show channel.
	Until then, as always, adios, mofos.
	Right?
	Google right.
	It could be wrong, right?
	Right?
	Right, right?
	Right?
	Google, right?
	It could be wrong, right?
	Right, right?
	Safety check, right?
	Right?
	Right.
	Right?
	Yeah, well, I like this guy.
	The reason they use these algorithms, right, is because there's just so much on the internet, right?
	TALIS and stuff.
	I can't take it anymore.
	Oh, yo, Chief, what's up?
	Well, we had 12 chiefs within our professional support services department.
	Those are now managers of social work.
	Are you Chief?
	I certainly am, Chief.
	No, I'm not.
	The whole C-suite has to go, and I think it's gonna happen here.
	Right, Chief.
	What do you think, Chief?
	I think it's gonna happen.
	He's Chief Executive Officer.
	That is a procreation of American Indians.
	Don't be ridiculous, Chief.
	I'm all on board with this.
	Don't worry about a thing, Chief.
	Where do we have it in American Indian history that they call themselves Chief, using the word Chief?
	What part did you get?
	The part after listen to this.
	Well, I have a feeling this could get legs.
	You've got him, Chief.
	The Commander-in-Chief.
	I mean, it's a great way to bring Trump into it.
	And once again, the forces of niceness and goodness have triumphed over the forces of evil and rottenness.
	Yeah, no.
	You're saying no.
	Yeah, no.
	Yeah, no, you know.
	Yeah, no.
	I don't know why you're saying yeah while saying no.
	Yeah, no.
	Yeah, no, you know.
	Yeah, no.
	I don't know why you're saying yeah while saying no.
	Yeah, no.
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